E3 - Ya Can't Say That

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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] (Flashback) Shou
    We'll begin observing you next week.
SIGN    "Ya Can't Say That"
[00:04] (Flashback) Shou
    I suggest you prepare yourselves.
[00:06] Jin
    We'll be disbanded
    if we don't handle this well, huh?
[00:08] Jin
    The mood in the club room has been kind
    of awkward since what happened yesterday.
[00:09] Mai
    The president sure is late.
[00:11] Yato
    Yep.
[00:12] Jin
    And in the middle of all this,
    Sasatsu's late.
[00:15] Yanna
    I can't accept this! I'm launchin' a raid!
[00:17] Yato
    Yeah!
[00:18] Jin
    A raid?! You're so violent!
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SIGN    Students Who Have No Official Business Here May Not Enter.
[00:21] Mai
    I guess this is the student council office.
[00:23] Yato
    Yep...
[00:23] Jin
    Sasatsu, what's that?
[00:25] Yanna
    A little gift.
[00:26] Jin
    You said this was a raid.
    I guess you still have some good sense, huh?
[00:29] Yanna
    This is first-day-of-the-month
    mochi from Akafuku!
[00:32] Yanna
    It's only sold on the first day
    of every month except January!
[00:34] Yanna
    And it has a same-day expiration date!
[00:35] Yanna
    It's a different type of mochi
    every month! It's priceless!
[00:38] Jin
    Today's the second.
    Isn't it past the expiration date?
[00:41] Yanna
    This is just the box.
SIGN    She Ate the Contents
[00:43] Yanna
    Ain't no way I'm givin' this to them.
[00:45] Jin
    You're too belligerent!
[00:46] Yanna
    Excuse me!
[00:49] Kei
    Welcome to my student council office.
[00:51] Shou
    It's not your student council office!
[00:53] Shou
    Don't sit in the president's
    seat without permission!
[00:55] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[00:56] Shou
    What's with you two?!
[00:58] Shou
    I apologize for that shameful display.
[01:00] Shou
    You two! Introduce yourselves!
[01:01] Jin
    She's like a mother.
SIGN    Student Council
    Vice  President
[01:03] Kei
    Aonaji from Chiba. I'm the vice president.
[01:06] Jin
    You said the "vice" part so quietly!
[01:08] Kiina
    Asaka Kiina. Treasurer. From Saitama.
SIGN    Student Council Treasurer
[01:11] Jin
    And you're just quiet to begin with!
[01:12] Shou
    Speak clearly!
[01:13] Kei
    Not so loud!
[01:14] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[01:15] Jin
    You really don't get along!
[01:16] Yanna
    This is for you. Please take it.
[01:18] Jin
    She's...
[01:19] Shou
    Well, thank you.
[01:20] Shou
    Aonaji, give them those things.
[01:22] Kei
    Here.
SIGN    Dove Sablé
[01:23] Shou
    You're so well-prepared!
[01:24] Shou
    These are dove sablé from Kanagawa.
[01:26] Both
    Huh?
[01:27] Shou
    What? Go on, don't be shy.
[01:28] Yanna
    Aren't dove sablé a Tokyo souvenir?
[01:30] Yato
    Yep.
[01:31] Jin
    They're not. They do sell them
    in Tokyo, too, but—
[01:33] Shou
    That's right, you bumpkins!
[01:35] Shou
    Dove sablé are a traditional
    snack of Kamakura!
[01:37] Yanna
    Kamakura's in Kanagawa?
[01:38] Shou
    We have to start there?!
[01:39] Mai
    I didn't know dove sables were a Kanagawa
    thing. I don't know much about Kanto.
SIGN    Sablé
[01:42] Shou
    It's "sablé"! Get the accent right!
[01:44] Jin
    They sell Akafuku at Nagoya Station, too.
SIGN    Akafuku
[01:46] Jin
    Isn't it Nagoya Station's
    top-selling souvenir?
[01:49] Yato
    Akafuku ain't a Nagoya souvenir!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    At the main Akafuku store 
    in Ise, you can watch 
    Akafuku mochi being made in
     real time. Try the fresh mochi
     right in the store with
     fragrant coarse green tea!
[01:51] Yanna
    They taste better if ya get 'em
    from the main store in Ise!
[01:53] Jin
    Sorry.
[01:53] Kei
    Talk about sad, Shou-chan.
    They won't even listen to you.
[01:56] Kei
    That's how it is for Kanagawa.
[01:58] Kei
    There's no reason to go to Kanagawa
    when Tokyo's right there.
[02:01] Shou
    What?!
[02:01] Shou
    Yokohama in Kanagawa is one
    of Japan's three greatest cities!
[02:04] Jin
    I've heard that key word before!
[02:06] Yato
    One of Japan's three
    greatest cities is Nagoya!
[02:10] Sho
    Excuse me?
[02:11] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Eat Up
SIGN    Toyohashi Anmaki
SIGN    Chiryu Large Anmaki
[02:14] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, I bought you some anmaki.
SIGN    Anmaki
[02:17] Teppei
    It's like a cylindrical dorayaki. I like it.
SIGN    Dorayaki
SIGN    Tiny Bit
[02:19] Jandara
    And this shape allows it
    to hold a lot more an.
[02:23] Teppei
    Leave it to Aichi to think of that!
    But the calories...
[02:26] Jandara
    There's anmaki tempura, too.
[02:27] Teppei
    That adds yet another level of calories!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4