E2 - Tokyoites

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
    
[00:00] Yato
    This show's chock full of all
    the great things about Nagoya,
[00:04] Yato
    so c'mon and hang out with us!
[00:05] Jin
    You sure you don't mean "the weird things"?
[00:07] Yato
    Shaddup, ya Tokyoite!
SIGN    "Tokyoites"
[00:10] Jin
    This miso and student handbook
    are probably important.
SIGN    Student ID
SIGN    Nakamo 
    Tsukete Miso 
    Kakete Miso
    Series
[00:13] Jin
    I need to get them back to her.
[00:15] Jin
    But why would she carry miso arou—
[00:18] Jin
    Huh? A student in a café at this hour?
[00:20] Jin
    And with a newspaper? How old is she?!
[00:23] Jin
    What're you up to, Yatogame-san?
[00:25] Yato
    Hey! Yer the guy from yesterday!
[00:27] Jin
    My name's Jin Kaito.
[00:28] Yato
    Don't sit there!
SIGN    Student Handbook
[00:29] Jin
    I picked this up yesterday.
SIGN    Hisssss
[00:32] Jin
    She really is just like a cat.
[00:35] Jin
    Anyway, what're you doing at a
    café this early in the morning?
[00:38] Yato
    I gotta have the mornin' service
    at Komeda's every day!
[00:41] Jin
    Huh, the morning service here is that good?
[00:44] Lady
    Have you decided on your order?
SIGN    Top with
    syrup as
    desired
[00:46] Jin
    Yes, I'll have a coffee and
    this Shiro-Noir, please.
[00:49] Lady
    Would you like the Shiro-Noir
    after your meal?
[00:52] Jin
    Huh? After... Oh, sure.
[00:54] Lady
    Certainly.
[00:56] Yato
    Y'all ain't from Nagoya, are ya?
[00:58] Jin
    Huh? You can tell?
[01:00] Jin
    Do I have that Tokyoite
    aura or whatever it is?
[01:02] Yato
    I ain't got no way ta know yer from Tokyo,
     and ya ain't got no aura!
[01:06] Jin
    How'd you know, then?
[01:08] Yato
    You were carryin' a bottle
    of water yesterday, yeah?
[01:11] Yato
    But Nagoya's got clean tap water,
    so we never buy bottled water!
[01:13] Jin
    Seriously?!
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
[01:14] Yato
    Nagoya's tap water comes outta the Kiso River,
    so we can guzzle it right down.
[01:18] Yato
    Folks even call it "meisui"!
[01:20] Jin
    Meisui? Tap water is that famous?
[01:22] Yato
    Yep! Y'all can't even make
    Calpis easy in Tokyo, can ya?
SIGN    Hah
[01:25] Jin
    What a pointless thing to brag about.
[01:27] Jin
    It's just kind of surprising to hear that
    tap water made the Top 100 Meisui list.
[01:31] Yato
    Naw, not that.
SIGN    Nagoya Tap Water
[01:32] Yato
    The "meisui" is short
    for "Nagoya tap water."
SIGN    Mei
SIGN    Right
[01:34] Yato
    It's just written the
    same as "famous water"!
SIGN    Meisui
[01:36] Jin
    It was word magic?!
[01:38] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[01:39] Jin
    But I didn't order toast.
[01:42] Lady
    Oh, during these hours,
    it comes free with your drink.
[01:45] Yato
    That's why it's called "morning
    service." What'd ya expect?
[01:47] Jin
    But normally, when you order a coffee,
     you just get a coffee.
[01:50] Yato
    Wha?! Y-You're gettin' ripped off!
[01:52] Yato
    Coffee always comes with toast an' a
    boiled egg, or yogurt, or salad, or...
[01:56] Jin
    Uh, no, it doesn't.
[01:57] Yato
    What about udon?! Miso soup?! Egg custard?!
[01:59] Jin
    Those don't go with coffee!
[02:01] Jin
    No café like that actually exists.
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    Sweat  Sweat
[02:03] Jin
    They do exist?!
[02:05] Jin
    By the way, what are those cat-like
    "nyaa" and "myaa" sounds you make?
[02:08] Yato
    Huh?! I don't say that!
[02:10] Jin
    You just did.
[02:10] Yato
    I-It's a Nagoya thing.
[02:12] Jin
    You mean it's Nagoya dialect?
[02:14] Yato
    W-Well...
[02:15] Jin
    It is! I finally feel like
    I've been to a new land!
[02:17] Jin
    Say it again! Say "nyaa"! Come on, come on!
[02:19] Yato
    I... I don't have an accent!
[02:24] Jin
    Uh, hey!
[02:25] Jin
    If you don't mind,
    could we talk again sometime?
[02:29] Yato
    I ain't makin' friends with a Tokyoite!
SIGN    ° This ticket cannot be exchanged for cash.
    ° Only valid in the store where it was purchased.
[02:34] Jin
    What's this?
[02:35] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
    Here's your Shiro-Noir.
[02:38] Jin
    It's huge!
[02:39] Jin
    Uh, I ordered the regular size.
[02:41] Lady
    This is the regular size.
[02:45] Jin
    Yatogame-san!
[02:46] Jin
    Yatogame!
[02:48] Yatogame
    Everyone knows ya order the
    mini Shiro-Noir at Komeda's!
[02:51] Yatogame
    Take yer time enjoyin' that, Tokyoite!
[03:25] Jin
    So good... But it's not
    getting any smaller...
[03:28] Mai
    Maybe he can...