E11 - I Ain't Yer Servant

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Amano Keita
     (Yo-kai Watch)
[00:00] Na
    Apparently, lots of scenes in this
    program present biased views
[00:04] ---
    of the people of Nagoya and
    the surrounding region!
[00:06] Na
    But why would it have biased views?
[00:09] Na
    Oh! It must be the work of a Yo-kai!
[00:11] Na
    All right, time to bring in my friend!
[00:13] ---
    Come on out, Yatogame-chan!
[00:15] Yato
    I ain't a Yo-kai!
SIGN    "I Ain't Yer Servant"
[00:19] Shiharu
    There's really nothin' in Nagoya at all, huh?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Itemae Shiharu
    Born in Osaka.
     Middle school third-year.
     Has immense pride in
     her hometown, but isn't
     that aware of it.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Koshiyasu Nanaho
    Born in Kyoto.
     Middle school third-year.
     Thinks it's trashy to
     argue about whose
     hometown is better.
[00:22] Shiharu
    And we came all this way to visit! Lame!
[00:25] Nanaho
    But Shiharu-chan,
[00:27] Nanaho
    there's a really big tower over there.
[00:29] Shiharu
    Nope, nope!
SIGN    Tsutenkaku
[00:31] Shiharu
    Tsutenkaku is ten thousand times cooler.
[00:33] Nanaho
    I think Tsutenkaku is smaller, though.
[00:40] Shiharu
    It's Mona-nee!
[00:43] Jin
    Mona-nee?
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
[00:45] Yato
    Wrong. I am not Mona-nee.
[00:48] Jin
    Are you a robot now?!
[00:49] Nanaho
    Someone you know, Shiharu-chan?
[00:51] Shiharu
    Mona-nee's my servant! She does
     whatever I tell her to!
[00:55] Shiharu
    Hey, Mona-nee, take me out somewhere.
[00:57] Shiharu
    There's nothin' to do in Nagoya. I'm bored.
SIGN    Nothing to do
[01:00] Jin
    Hey, Yatogame, who's the grade schooler?
[01:03] Shiharu
    Huh?! Who're you callin' a grade schooler?!
SIGN    Itemae
[01:06] Shiharu
    I'm Itemae Shiharu, and I'm 14!
SIGN    Shiharu
[01:08] Shiharu
    I'm a bona fide middle schooler!
[01:11] Yato
    She's... my cousin.
[01:13] Jin
    Your...
[01:14] Mai
    ...cou...
[01:14] Yanna
    ...sin?!
[01:14] Shiharu
    Yep!
[01:15] Yanna
    But... Shiharu-chan, was it?
[01:17] Yanna
    Monaka seems to be scared of ya, so maybe...
[01:19] Shiharu
    Is somethin' wrong with your Kansai dialect?
[01:21] Yanna
    No, this is...
[01:22] Shiharu
    Nope, nope!
[01:24] Shiharu
    I get that everyone wants to be
    from Osaka, but ya can't fake this.
[01:28] Yanna
    Mie ain't the same as Osaka...
[01:31] Yanna
    It's Mie's dialect...
[01:32] Jin
    Sasatsu lost?!
[01:33] Shiharu
    Y'all should be careful, too.
[01:35] Mai
    I'm from Gifu, so it won't be a problem!
[01:38] Shiharu
    Where's Gifu?
[01:42] Jin
    Instant death?!
[01:43] Nanaho
    Shiharu-chan, you need to consider
    other people's feelings.
[01:46] Shiharu
    Yeah, but...
[01:48] Nanaho
    Apologize. Right now.
[01:50] Shiharu
    I-I'm sorry.
[01:52] Nanaho
    Sorry about my friend here.
[01:54] Nanaho
    Folks from Osaka are just so quick to
    let their real thoughts pour out.
[01:57] Nanaho
    ...real thoughts pour out...
[01:57] Text
    Real Thoughts
[01:59] Nanaho
    Being too honest is their biggest flaw.
[02:00] Text
    Honest
[02:01] Nanaho
    I'm sure people from Nagoya
    have their pride, too.
[02:04] Text
    People from Nagoya, too
[02:04] Jin
    Cut her some slack already!
[02:06] Jin
    Yatogame looks like a fish
    that just got reeled in!
[02:09] Nanaho
    Oh! I'm sorry!
[02:10] Nanaho
    Are you from Nagoya, too?
[02:12] Jin
    Er, no, I'm from Tokyo.
[02:15] Jin
    Hey, you're both from Osaka, right?
[02:18] Jin
    So do you eat takoyaki every day?
[02:20] Jin
    You even eat it with rice, right?
[02:22] Jin
    What's it actually like to have
    carbs with carbs on the side?
[02:25] Jin
    Huh? Huh?
[02:26] Jin
    Huh?
[02:27] Shiharu
    Shut yer hole.
[02:28] Shiharu
    We ain't speakin' in the
    Tokyo dialect here, moron.
[02:31] Nanaho
    Drop dead.
[02:33] Shiharu
    Let's go, Nanaho.
[02:35] Nanaho
    Yeah.
[02:36] Yato
    H-Hold it...
[02:37] Yato
    I can't let ya leave just like that...
[02:39] Yato
    Nagoya... Japan's third-largest city has...
[02:42] Shiharu
    Mona-nee... Nagoya ain't the third-largest city.
SIGN    Ain't the third-largest city
[02:46] Nanaho
    The third-largest city is Kyoto.
SIGN    Ain't the third-largest city
SIGN    Kyoto
[02:51] Jin
    Wh-What's with those two?
[02:53] Jin
    The third-largest city is Yokohama, isn't it?
[02:56] Mai
    Yokohama is included in Tokyo.
[02:58] Jin
    It is not!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
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