E11 - I Ain't Gonna Last

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    City Bus
SIGN    "I Ain't Gonna Last"
[00:04] Yanna
    Well, we're here.
[00:05] Mai
    Yes.
SIGN    ♥Yatogame-chan♥
SIGN    Help me
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What's wrong?
SIGN    What happened?
[00:07] Mai
    Yatogame-chan, please be okay...
[00:11] Yanna
    This is so exciting!
[00:14] Mai
    Prez...  We're not here to have fun!
[00:16] Yanna
    I-I know that.
[00:18] Yanna
    But ya think Monaka's really here?
[00:20] Mai
    Where could she...
[00:21] Both
    There she is!
[00:22] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[00:22] Yanna
    Monaka!
[00:23] Shiharu
    Hey! Outta the way!
SIGN    Itemae
[00:25] Shiharu
    Comin' in for a landing!
[00:27] Nanaho
    Shiharu-chan, don't go off
    so far. You're too little.
[00:31] All
    Oh...
[00:33] Both
    You ran away?
[00:34] Nanaho
    Yes, and she dragged me with her.
[00:36] Shiharu
    I'm gonna stay at Mona-nee's place
    for all of summer break!
[00:39] Yato
    She keeps askin' me
    to take her places every day!
[00:42] Yato
    I ain't gonna last that long!
[00:44] Mai
    That's what you meant by "help me"?
[00:45] Yanna
    That's the kinda problem a dad would have.
[00:48] Shiharu
    The place I was hopin' to go
    was a legit seawater pool.
[00:51] Yanna
    Oh, the one in Mie? That's it, right?
[00:52] Yanna
    Summertime is Nagashima time!
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Mie
[00:53] Shiharu
    Wait, that's in Mie? It's Nagoya, ain't it?
[00:57] Mai
    Prez!
[00:59] Yato
    C'mon, don't be dumb!
[01:01] Yato
    Sun Beach Nikkogawa is
    the biggest freshwater pool in Japan!
[01:05] Yato
    Since it ain't seawater,
    it ain't salty, so it's safe for kids!
SIGN    Adults
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Children
SIGN    Elementary and middle school
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Seniors
SIGN    Age 65+ (Nagoya residents)
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Young Children
SIGN    Preschool age (6 and under)
SIGN    Free
SIGN    Real
    palm
    trees!!
SIGN    The sand makes
     it feel like 
    ocean swimming!!
SIGN    Sun Beach Nikkogawa is the 
    largest public pool in Japan, 
    designed to feel like a resort. It has
     a beach pool, a wave pool, and a 
    kids' pool, and it's the only place in 
    Japan with a white sand beach. 
    It's well-known for its lawn plaza 
    filled with hibiscus flowers and 
    red-blossomed Indian coral trees.
SIGN    Yatoga
[01:07] Yato
    The white sand on the beach
    comes from Australia.
[01:09] Yato
    It's the Waikiki Beach of Nagoya!
[01:11] Shiharu
    The Waikiki Beach of Nagoya?
    Ain't that kinda lame?
[01:14] Nanaho
    That seems like all the more
    reason to use seawater.
[01:18] Nanaho
    But there ain't too many tourists,
     so that's nice.
[01:21] Shiharu
    Yeah, Hirakata Park would be
    packed like a sardine can by now.
[01:24] Shiharu
    It's nice how deserted Nagoya's is!
SIGN    Might
    as
    well
    use
    seawater
SIGN    Ain't
    too
    many
    tourists
SIGN    Ain't
    that
    kinda
    lame?
SIGN    Deserted
[01:26] Yato
    Chic! Ken! Wing! Tips!
[01:29] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[01:31] Yanna
    These two are too much
    for Monaka to handle alone.
[01:34] Mai
    I can definitely see why she messaged me.
[01:37] Yanna
    What the?!
[01:38] Serura
    Step away from Monaka-chan!
[01:40] Serura
    She's a dirty Nagoyan!
[01:42] Yanna
    It's that girl!
[01:42] Mai
    Why are you here?!
[01:43] Tsuji
    Milady, is this the photo you want to upload
    to Instagram with the hashtag #waikikinow?
[01:47] Serura
    Perfect! It looks just like
    I'm in Waikiki and—
[01:51] Serura
    I-I'm not lying, okay?!
[01:54] Shiharu
    Are you Mona-nee's friend, too?
[01:55] Shiharu
    If ya are, come play with us!
[01:57] Shiharu
    Nagoya's boring. There ain't nothin' to do.
[01:59] Serura
    I've longed to meet you, my brother!
[02:01] Shiharu
    Er... Uh-huh...
[02:02] Shiharu
    Call me Shiharu, my brother!
[02:04] Serura
    I'm Serura! Nice to meet you, my brother!
[02:06] Nanaho
    Hey, there's a pool over there
    that's perfect for you two.
[02:10] Shiharu
    I am Captain Shi Haru!
SIGN    Pirates
[02:12] Serura
    And I am Captain Serurando!
[02:14] Serura
    Wait! This is the kids' pool!
[02:16] Shiharu
    You makin' fun of me?!
[02:17] Nanaho
    They play off each other's idiocy. Too funny.
[02:20] Yanna
    We should probably stay outta this one.
[02:22] Mai
    Let's all just have fun today,
    for Yatogame-chan's sake.
[02:25] Yato
    Yep...
[02:32] Rara
    Rub, rub...
SIGN    Crêpes
SIGN    S
    o
    f
    t
     
    S
    e
    r
    v
    e
[02:34] Yato
    Yum!
[02:36] Yanna
    Wait, aren't we forgettin' something?
[02:38] Mai
    Are we?
[02:40] Jin
    Barley tea's so good.
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:42] Voices
    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:44] Rara
    I'm hungry.
[02:46] Rara
    Hey, Fujinomiya yakisoba!
SIGN    Fujinomiya
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Yummiya!
SIGN    Fujinomiya Yakisoba Gakkai
[02:48] Rara
    That's a Shizuoka specialty!
[02:50] Guy
    Wow, look. "Yummiya."
[02:52] Girl
    That's hilarious. It's Nagoya's dialect.
SIGN    Many think the "mya" ending on 
    some words is exclusive to Nagoya, 
    but it's also used in the middle 
    eastern part of Shizuoka, 
    including Fujinomiya. It doesn't seem 
    to be used in western Shizuoka, 
    making its popularity on either side of it an interesting phenomenon.
[02:54] Rara
    They say "mya" in Fujinomiya, too!
SIGN    Yatoga
[02:57] Rara
    It applies just as well to Shizuoka!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!