# E11 - I Ain't Gonna Last
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0VGJG/i-aint-gonna-last)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** City Bus
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Gonna Last"
**[00:04] Yanna**
Well, we're here.
**[00:05] Mai**
Yes.
***SIGN*** ♥Yatogame-chan♥
***SIGN*** Help me
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** What's wrong?
***SIGN*** What happened?
**[00:07] Mai**
Yatogame-chan, please be okay...
**[00:11] Yanna**
This is so exciting!
**[00:14] Mai**
Prez... We're not here to have fun!
**[00:16] Yanna**
I-I know that.
**[00:18] Yanna**
But ya think Monaka's really here?
**[00:20] Mai**
Where could she...
**[00:21] Both**
There she is!
**[00:22] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[00:22] Yanna**
Monaka!
**[00:23] Shiharu**
Hey! Outta the way!
***SIGN*** Itemae
**[00:25] Shiharu**
Comin' in for a landing!
**[00:27] Nanaho**
Shiharu-chan, don't go off
so far. You're too little.
**[00:31] All**
Oh...
**[00:33] Both**
You ran away?
**[00:34] Nanaho**
Yes, and she dragged me with her.
**[00:36] Shiharu**
I'm gonna stay at Mona-nee's place
for all of summer break!
**[00:39] Yato**
She keeps askin' me
to take her places every day!
**[00:42] Yato**
I ain't gonna last that long!
**[00:44] Mai**
That's what you meant by "help me"?
**[00:45] Yanna**
That's the kinda problem a dad would have.
**[00:48] Shiharu**
The place I was hopin' to go
was a legit seawater pool.
**[00:51] Yanna**
Oh, the one in Mie? That's it, right?
**[00:52] Yanna**
Summertime is Nagashima time!
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Mie
**[00:53] Shiharu**
Wait, that's in Mie? It's Nagoya, ain't it?
**[00:57] Mai**
Prez!
**[00:59] Yato**
C'mon, don't be dumb!
**[01:01] Yato**
Sun Beach Nikkogawa is
the biggest freshwater pool in Japan!
**[01:05] Yato**
Since it ain't seawater,
it ain't salty, so it's safe for kids!
***SIGN*** Adults
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Children
***SIGN*** Elementary and middle school
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Seniors
***SIGN*** Age 65+ (Nagoya residents)
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Young Children
***SIGN*** Preschool age (6 and under)
***SIGN*** Free
***SIGN*** Real
palm
trees!!
***SIGN*** The sand makes
it feel like
ocean swimming!!
***SIGN*** Sun Beach Nikkogawa is the
largest public pool in Japan,
designed to feel like a resort. It has
a beach pool, a wave pool, and a
kids' pool, and it's the only place in
Japan with a white sand beach.
It's well-known for its lawn plaza
filled with hibiscus flowers and
red-blossomed Indian coral trees.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[01:07] Yato**
The white sand on the beach
comes from Australia.
**[01:09] Yato**
It's the Waikiki Beach of Nagoya!
**[01:11] Shiharu**
The Waikiki Beach of Nagoya?
Ain't that kinda lame?
**[01:14] Nanaho**
That seems like all the more
reason to use seawater.
**[01:18] Nanaho**
But there ain't too many tourists,
so that's nice.
**[01:21] Shiharu**
Yeah, Hirakata Park would be
packed like a sardine can by now.
**[01:24] Shiharu**
It's nice how deserted Nagoya's is!
***SIGN*** Might
as
well
use
seawater
***SIGN*** Ain't
too
many
tourists
***SIGN*** Ain't
that
kinda
lame?
***SIGN*** Deserted
**[01:26] Yato**
Chic! Ken! Wing! Tips!
**[01:29] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[01:31] Yanna**
These two are too much
for Monaka to handle alone.
**[01:34] Mai**
I can definitely see why she messaged me.
**[01:37] Yanna**
What the?!
**[01:38] Serura**
Step away from Monaka-chan!
**[01:40] Serura**
She's a dirty Nagoyan!
**[01:42] Yanna**
It's that girl!
**[01:42] Mai**
Why are you here?!
**[01:43] Tsuji**
Milady, is this the photo you want to upload
to Instagram with the hashtag #waikikinow?
**[01:47] Serura**
Perfect! It looks just like
I'm in Waikiki and—
**[01:51] Serura**
I-I'm not lying, okay?!
**[01:54] Shiharu**
Are you Mona-nee's friend, too?
**[01:55] Shiharu**
If ya are, come play with us!
**[01:57] Shiharu**
Nagoya's boring. There ain't nothin' to do.
**[01:59] Serura**
I've longed to meet you, my brother!
**[02:01] Shiharu**
Er... Uh-huh...
**[02:02] Shiharu**
Call me Shiharu, my brother!
**[02:04] Serura**
I'm Serura! Nice to meet you, my brother!
**[02:06] Nanaho**
Hey, there's a pool over there
that's perfect for you two.
**[02:10] Shiharu**
I am Captain Shi Haru!
***SIGN*** Pirates
**[02:12] Serura**
And I am Captain Serurando!
**[02:14] Serura**
Wait! This is the kids' pool!
**[02:16] Shiharu**
You makin' fun of me?!
**[02:17] Nanaho**
They play off each other's idiocy. Too funny.
**[02:20] Yanna**
We should probably stay outta this one.
**[02:22] Mai**
Let's all just have fun today,
for Yatogame-chan's sake.
**[02:25] Yato**
Yep...
**[02:32] Rara**
Rub, rub...
***SIGN*** Crêpes
***SIGN*** S
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f
t
S
e
r
v
e
**[02:34] Yato**
Yum!
**[02:36] Yanna**
Wait, aren't we forgettin' something?
**[02:38] Mai**
Are we?
**[02:40] Jin**
Barley tea's so good.
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:42] Voices**
You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:44] Rara**
I'm hungry.
**[02:46] Rara**
Hey, Fujinomiya yakisoba!
***SIGN*** Fujinomiya
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Yummiya!
***SIGN*** Fujinomiya Yakisoba Gakkai
**[02:48] Rara**
That's a Shizuoka specialty!
**[02:50] Guy**
Wow, look. "Yummiya."
**[02:52] Girl**
That's hilarious. It's Nagoya's dialect.
***SIGN*** Many think the "mya" ending on
some words is exclusive to Nagoya,
but it's also used in the middle
eastern part of Shizuoka,
including Fujinomiya. It doesn't seem
to be used in western Shizuoka,
making its popularity on either side of it an interesting phenomenon.
**[02:54] Rara**
*They say "mya" in Fujinomiya, too!*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[02:57] Rara**
*It applies just as well to Shizuoka!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!