# Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki
After growing up in Tokyo, high school student Jin Kaito moves to Nagoya where he meets Yatogame Monaka, a fellow student who puts her Nagoya dialect on full display. With her cat-like appearance and unvarnished Nagoya dialect, Yatogame won't open up to him at all. This popular local comedy is increasing the status of Nagoya through observation of the adorable Yatogame-chan!
# Season 1
# E1 - Beginning
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0MD92R/beginning)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:01] Na**
* Many scenes in this program will*
* appear to present a biased view*
**[00:04] ---**
* of the people of Nagoya and*
* the surrounding region.*
**[00:07] Na**
* Please bear in mind that*
* these scenes are strictly the*
**[00:09] ---**
* opinions of the characters and*
* may not represent reality,*
**[00:13] Na**
* and enjoy it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:15] Jin**
That's being way too careful!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
***SIGN*** "Beginning"
***SIGN*** Nagoya
Fine Dining
**[00:18] Jin**
Hey, Yatogame...
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka (16)
***SIGN*** High School Year 1
***SIGN*** From Aichi Prefecture
**[00:24] Jin**
Did you see that anime yesterday?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jin Kaito (17)
***SIGN*** High School Year 2
***SIGN*** From Tokyo
**[00:33] Jin**
*This is my kouhai, Yatogame Monaka.*
**[00:35] Jin**
*She's from Aichi.*
**[00:37] Jin**
* Her grandma raised her,*
* so she has a heavy accent,*
**[00:39] Jin**
*which makes her embarrassed to speak much.*
**[00:41] Jin**
*But...*
**[00:42] Jin**
Nagoya Prefecture.
***SIGN*** Whisper...
***SIGN*** ° It's Aichi Prefecture.
**[00:44] Yato**
I keep tellin' y'all,
it ain't Nagoya Prefecture!
**[00:46] Jin**
*She's kinda like a cat. It's cute.*
***SIGN*** Fried Shrimp
**[00:51] Yato**
Ebi fry.
**[00:54] Jin**
No, no! Isn't there another name for it?
**[00:57] Yato**
Ebi fry.
**[00:58] Jin**
Not that! You know! You know! You know!
**[01:00] Yato**
Ebi furyaa...
**[01:02] Yato**
No! Ya ain't gettin' me to say that!
**[01:05] Jin**
So how's the fried shrimp? Good?
**[01:07] Yato**
Umyaa.
**[01:09] Jin**
Wait, what? What's "umyaa"?
**[01:12] Nagoya**
I didn't say "umyaa"! I didn't!
**[01:15] Jin**
Then what'd you say!
**[01:17] Yato**
I... I said... "Umaa"... er...
**[01:20] Jin**
* Even the second time,*
* it still has the accent.*
**[01:28] Yato**
Chin-chin...
**[01:29] Jin**
Chin...?
**[01:31] Yato**
N-No! "Chin-chin" means "hot"!
***SIGN*** Chin Chin Chin Chin
***SIGN*** Chin Chin Chin Chin
**[01:31] Jin**
Chin-chin? Chin-chin?
You just said "chin-chin"...
**[01:35] Yato**
It ain't what you're thinkin'!
**[01:38] Jin**
* I met this very blunt high*
* school girl, Yatogame Monaka,*
**[01:43] Jin**
* on my way home after transferring*
* to this school from Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** In Nagoya
**[01:47] Jin**
*That's where this story starts.*
***SIGN*** Every day's boring
**[01:54] Jin**
No one talked with an accent,
***SIGN*** Oh, we have math next.
***SIGN*** I didn't do the assignment.
**[01:56] Jin**
and they put sauce on their tonkatsu.
***SIGN*** I like mine with sauce.
**[01:58] Jin**
Region equals dialect!
Nagoya equals miso! Was that wrong?!
***SIGN*** ° Way Wrong.
**[02:02] Jin**
After moving here from Tokyo,
**[02:04] Jin**
I thought I'd experience first-hand
how different Nagoya's culture is.
**[02:07] Jin**
This is just a poor-quality Tokyo.
**[02:12] (Flashback) Jin**
I guess even out here,
you're my only comfort.
**[02:17] (Flashback) Jin**
Even here in Nagoya, I guess every
day's going to be the same.
**[02:21] (Flashback) Jin**
Wait, what is that?!
**[02:23] (Flashback) Jin**
A stylish sculpture of poop?!
***SIGN*** ° Wrong!
**[02:26] (Flashback) Yato**
Nyaa!
**[02:27] (Flashback) Yato**
Nyaa!
**[02:29] (Flashback) Yato**
Nyaa!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[02:31] Jin**
*Wh-What's with her?*
**[02:34] Jin**
*She's... not a cat, right?*
**[02:35] Yato**
Nyaa!
**[02:37] (Flashback) Jin**
That uniform... She's from my school!
**[02:39] (Flashback) Jin**
H-Hey!
**[02:41] (Flashback) Jin**
My name's Jin.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Jin**
Are you...
***SIGN*** Student Handbook Tagane High School
**[02:49] (Flashback) Jin**
Yatogame Monaka?
***SIGN*** Student ID
This ID verifies that this individual is a student of this school.
Grade: Year 1
Class B, No. 35
Name: Yatogame Monaka
Tagane High School, Aichi Prefecture
**[02:51] Jin**
*Meeting this girl named Yatogame Monaka*
**[02:55] Jin**
* would bring more of Nagoya*
* into my life by the day.*
***SIGN*** Nakamo Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso Series
**[02:58] Jin**
*Miso?!*
# E2 - Tokyoites
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G61XE8WV6/tokyoites)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Yato**
This show's chock full of all
the great things about Nagoya,
**[00:04] Yato**
so c'mon and hang out with us!
**[00:05] Jin**
You sure you don't mean "the weird things"?
**[00:07] Yato**
Shaddup, ya Tokyoite!
***SIGN*** "Tokyoites"
**[00:10] Jin**
* This miso and student handbook*
* are probably important.*
***SIGN*** Student ID
***SIGN*** Nakamo
Tsukete Miso
Kakete Miso
Series
**[00:13] Jin**
*I need to get them back to her.*
**[00:15] Jin**
*But why would she carry miso arou—*
**[00:18] Jin**
*Huh? A student in a café at this hour?*
**[00:20] Jin**
*And with a newspaper? How old is she?!*
**[00:23] Jin**
What're you up to, Yatogame-san?
**[00:25] Yato**
Hey! Yer the guy from yesterday!
**[00:27] Jin**
My name's Jin Kaito.
**[00:28] Yato**
Don't sit there!
***SIGN*** Student Handbook
**[00:29] Jin**
I picked this up yesterday.
***SIGN*** Hisssss
**[00:32] Jin**
*She really is just like a cat.*
**[00:35] Jin**
Anyway, what're you doing at a
café this early in the morning?
**[00:38] Yato**
I gotta have the mornin' service
at Komeda's every day!
**[00:41] Jin**
Huh, the morning service here is that good?
**[00:44] Lady**
Have you decided on your order?
***SIGN*** Top with
syrup as
desired
**[00:46] Jin**
Yes, I'll have a coffee and
this Shiro-Noir, please.
**[00:49] Lady**
Would you like the Shiro-Noir
after your meal?
**[00:52] Jin**
Huh? After... Oh, sure.
**[00:54] Lady**
Certainly.
**[00:56] Yato**
Y'all ain't from Nagoya, are ya?
**[00:58] Jin**
Huh? You can tell?
**[01:00] Jin**
Do I have that Tokyoite
aura or whatever it is?
**[01:02] Yato**
I ain't got no way ta know yer from Tokyo,
and ya ain't got no aura!
**[01:06] Jin**
How'd you know, then?
**[01:08] Yato**
You were carryin' a bottle
of water yesterday, yeah?
**[01:11] Yato**
But Nagoya's got clean tap water,
so we never buy bottled water!
**[01:13] Jin**
Seriously?!
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
**[01:14] Yato**
Nagoya's tap water comes outta the Kiso River,
so we can guzzle it right down.
**[01:18] Yato**
Folks even call it "meisui"!
**[01:20] Jin**
Meisui? Tap water is that famous?
**[01:22] Yato**
Yep! Y'all can't even make
Calpis easy in Tokyo, can ya?
***SIGN*** Hah
**[01:25] Jin**
What a pointless thing to brag about.
**[01:27] Jin**
It's just kind of surprising to hear that
tap water made the Top 100 Meisui list.
**[01:31] Yato**
Naw, not that.
***SIGN*** Nagoya Tap Water
**[01:32] Yato**
The "meisui" is short
for "Nagoya tap water."
***SIGN*** Mei
***SIGN*** Right
**[01:34] Yato**
It's just written the
same as "famous water"!
***SIGN*** Meisui
**[01:36] Jin**
It was word magic?!
**[01:38] Lady**
Thank you for waiting.
**[01:39] Jin**
But I didn't order toast.
**[01:42] Lady**
Oh, during these hours,
it comes free with your drink.
**[01:45] Yato**
That's why it's called "morning
service." What'd ya expect?
**[01:47] Jin**
But normally, when you order a coffee,
you just get a coffee.
**[01:50] Yato**
Wha?! Y-You're gettin' ripped off!
**[01:52] Yato**
Coffee always comes with toast an' a
boiled egg, or yogurt, or salad, or...
**[01:56] Jin**
Uh, no, it doesn't.
**[01:57] Yato**
What about udon?! Miso soup?! Egg custard?!
**[01:59] Jin**
Those don't go with coffee!
**[02:01] Jin**
No café like that actually exists.
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Sweat Sweat
**[02:03] Jin**
They do exist?!
**[02:05] Jin**
By the way, what are those cat-like
"nyaa" and "myaa" sounds you make?
**[02:08] Yato**
Huh?! I don't say that!
**[02:10] Jin**
You just did.
**[02:10] Yato**
I-It's a Nagoya thing.
**[02:12] Jin**
You mean it's Nagoya dialect?
**[02:14] Yato**
W-Well...
**[02:15] Jin**
It is! I finally feel like
I've been to a new land!
**[02:17] Jin**
Say it again! Say "nyaa"! Come on, come on!
**[02:19] Yato**
I... I don't have an accent!
**[02:24] Jin**
Uh, hey!
**[02:25] Jin**
If you don't mind,
could we talk again sometime?
**[02:29] Yato**
I ain't makin' friends with a Tokyoite!
***SIGN*** ° This ticket cannot be exchanged for cash.
° Only valid in the store where it was purchased.
**[02:34] Jin**
What's this?
**[02:35] Lady**
Thank you for waiting.
Here's your Shiro-Noir.
**[02:38] Jin**
It's huge!
**[02:39] Jin**
Uh, I ordered the regular size.
**[02:41] Lady**
This is the regular size.
**[02:45] Jin**
Yatogame-san!
**[02:46] Jin**
Yatogame!
**[02:48] Yatogame**
* Everyone knows ya order the*
* mini Shiro-Noir at Komeda's!*
**[02:51] Yatogame**
*Take yer time enjoyin' that, Tokyoite!*
**[03:25] Jin**
* So good... But it's not*
* getting any smaller...*
**[03:28] Mai**
Maybe he can...
# E3 - I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XEPVQR/ill-nyaa-ver-allow-it)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Mai**
Many scenes in this
**[00:02] ---**
program will appear to present a biased
view of Yatogame-chan's cuteness.
**[00:05] Mai**
Please bear in mind that she belongs to me
and that I will not let anyone else have her,
**[00:09] Mai**
and enjoy it as a program filled
with my love for Yatogame-chan.
**[00:13] Jin**
That has nothing to do with Nagoya anymore!
***SIGN*** Faculty Office
**[00:16] Teacher**
So, Jin, about your club...
***SIGN*** Jin's homeroom teacher.
***SIGN*** Teaches geography and history.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Homeroom Teacher
**[00:18] Jin**
Yeah, I'm having trouble deciding on one.
***SIGN*** "I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It"
**[00:19] Jin**
I was on the track team in Tokyo, but...
**[00:22] Teacher**
No need to stress over it.
**[00:24] Teacher**
I enrolled you in the photography club.
**[00:26] Jin**
Wait, I have no right to choose here?
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:29] Jin**
Photography club, huh?
**[00:30] Jin**
I would've liked something
a little more exciting.
**[00:33] Jin**
Excuse me...
**[00:35] Mai**
Perfect, Yatogame-chan!
**[00:36] Mai**
Yes, that's it!
***SIGN*** Click
**[00:37] Mai**
Look this way!
**[00:37] Yato**
Quit it! Cut it out!
**[00:39] Mai**
You're so cute!
**[00:41] Jin**
I shut the door without thinking,
**[00:43] ---**
but was that Yatogame being photographed?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:45] Jin**
E-Excuse me!
**[00:47] Yato**
What the heck are y'all doin' here?!
**[00:50] Yato**
Hiss!
**[00:51] Mai**
Hey, are you the senpai
who just joined our club?
**[00:54] Jin**
You're behind me?!
**[00:55] Mai**
Sorry you caught me in
that embarrassing moment.
**[00:58] Mai**
I'm Tadakusa Mai, and I'm a first-year.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa Mai (16)
***SIGN*** High School Year 1
***SIGN*** From Gifu Prefecture
**[01:00] Mai**
Yatogame-chan and I welcome you! Don't we?
**[01:03] Yato**
Get outta here.
**[01:04] Jin**
She's not welcoming me!
**[01:05] Jin**
W-Well, glad to be here, I guess.
**[01:08] Jin**
Really?!
**[01:09] Mai**
I'm sorry.
**[01:10] Mai**
Yatogame-chan's grandma raised her,
so she has a strong accent.
**[01:12] Mai**
That's why she doesn't like to talk much.
**[01:14] Jin**
But that's such a waste!
**[01:15] Jin**
I want to hear her talk more! It's cute!
***SIGN*** * She sounds like a cat
**[01:19] Mai**
You're exactly right, Jin-senpai!
**[01:21] Mai**
Look at these!
**[01:22] Mai**
Yatogame-chan eating tonkatsu with miso!
**[01:24] Mai**
Yatogame-chan eating udon with miso!
**[01:26] Mai**
Yatogame-chan eating oden with miso!
**[01:28] Yato**
Delete those now!
**[01:29] Jin**
You don't have any scenery shots?
**[01:32] ---**
Like of tourist spots in Nagoya?
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[01:34] Jin**
Er... Huh?
**[01:35] Mai**
Jin-senpai, please stay
calm and listen to me.
**[01:39] Mai**
Nagoya doesn't have any tourist spots.
**[01:41] Jin**
How can you say that?
**[01:42] ---**
It may not have as many
as Tokyo, but it must—
**[01:44] Mai**
Nagoya has great food, but it has
almost no sightseeing spots.
**[01:49] Yato**
She's crying! She's crying
for her prefecture!
**[01:51] Mai**
Still, it might be a good idea to show
you around to some different places.
**[01:56] Jin**
You sure that'll work? It doesn't
seem like I should expect mu—
**[01:59] Jin**
Crap... I might've pissed her off!
**[02:01] Yato**
Tadakusa, I ain't approved of this
kid's enrollment in this club yet!
**[02:04] Jin**
Sorry, I didn't mean any harm...
**[02:05] Yato**
Tomorrow! At Meieki!
**[02:07] Yato**
It's yer photos against mine!
**[02:09] Jin**
Huh?
**[02:10] Mai**
But Yatogame-chan, he's new at this...
**[02:13] Yato**
I don't care!
**[02:14] Yato**
If ya take a better picture than me,
I'll approve of ya joinin' the club!
**[02:17] Jin**
Okay, but... where is "Meieki"?
**[02:20] Yato**
*He didn't understand!*
**[02:22] Mei**
Jin-senpai, "Meieki" is
short for "Nagoya Station."
**[02:24] Jin**
Huh? Oh, now I get it.
**[02:27] Yato**
An' what's "Meidai" short for?
**[02:29] Jin**
Meiji University (daigaku)?
**[02:32] Yato**
Yer dead to me!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[02:33] Jin**
Yatogame?!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** ° In Nagoya, "Meidai" is short
for Nagoya University
**[02:38] Mai**
I'm sorry. She's more sensitive than most
about things having to do with Nagoya.
**[02:42] Mai**
She gets especially competitive
toward people from Tokyo.
**[02:45] Jin**
I see... That explains things.
**[02:46] Mai**
I haven't seen Yatogame-chan
so worked up in a long time.
**[02:50] Jin**
I guess I put a damper on the mood
in your club, huh? I'm sor—
**[02:52] Mai**
I'm so glad I asked the teacher
to put you in this club!
**[02:55] Jin**
Huh?
**[02:56] Jin**
* I have a feeling this club is*
* going to be the death of me.*
# E4 - No Good Pictures
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X0099Y/no-good-pictures)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Yanna**
Many scenes in this program will
appear to present a biased view of
**[00:03] ---**
the people of Nagoya and
the surrounding region.
**[00:05] Yanna**
Please bear in mind—
**[00:07] Jin**
She fell asleep?!
***SIGN*** "No Good Pictures"
**[00:11] Jin**
Hey, Yatogame—
**[00:12] Yato**
You're late!
**[00:13] Yato**
Where else is there to meet up
at Meieki but the golden clock?!
**[00:17] Jin**
How was I to know?!
**[00:18] Jin**
I didn't know how to contact you, either.
**[00:21] Jin**
Hey, where's Tadakusa-chan?
**[00:23] Yato**
Tadakusa ain't comin'.
**[00:24] Jin**
What? So it's just you and me?
**[00:27] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:28] Jin**
Th-That means...
**[00:30] Yato**
It's just the two of us.
**[00:32] Yato**
That's right. There ain't nobody to save ya.
**[00:35] Jin**
What are you, a mafia boss?
**[00:38] Jin**
Is there even anything to take
pictures of at Nagoya Station?
**[00:42] Yato**
Lotsa stuff!
**[00:43] ---**
Like Nana-chan, the Hisho monument...
**[00:45] Jin**
Are those really famous?
**[00:48] Yato**
That tokkin-tokkin thing there is Hisho.
***SIGN*** * It means "pointy"
**[00:51] Jin**
Tokkin-tokkin?
**[00:53] Jin**
There's a weird-shaped Mode Gakuen
building in Tokyo, too.
**[00:57] Yato**
There's one in Tokyo?
**[00:59] Yato**
W-Well, ours is more twisty.
**[01:01] Jin**
I-Is this a contest?
**[01:03] Jin**
It's huge!
**[01:05] Yato**
Ain't it?
**[01:06] Yato**
There's a rite of passage that
everyone has to do with Nana-chan.
**[01:14] Jin**
Are you an old man?!
**[01:15] Yato**
There's still lots more!
**[01:16] Jin**
Like what?
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[01:18] Mai**
So you've finished taking your photos?
**[01:20] Mai**
Great work, both of you!
**[01:23] Mai**
Okay, let's start with Jin-senpai.
**[01:25] Jin**
I think mine came out pretty nice.
**[01:31] Mai**
They're all selfies.
**[01:33] Yato**
Ya can't even see the famous stuff!
**[01:37] Mai**
Okay, Yatogame-chan, you're next.
**[01:39] Yato**
Take a gander at this!
**[01:42] Both**
The sky?
**[01:43] Yato**
This cloud looks just like a chicken wing!
**[01:45] Jin**
What was the point of
going to Nagoya Station?!
**[01:47] Jin**
And how do you determine the winner here?!
**[01:49] Yanna**
Tone it down. I can't sleep.
**[01:51] Mai**
Oh, you're here, President?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Sasatsu Yanna (17)
***SIGN*** High School Year 2
***SIGN*** From Mie Prefecture
**[01:53] Jin**
I thought you were the club president.
**[01:55] Mai**
I know!
**[01:57] ---**
Let's have our president make
the call on your membership.
**[01:59] Mai**
What do you think of these photos?
**[02:02] Yanna**
Huh?
**[02:04] Yanna**
Looks good.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[02:06] Yato**
Wha?!
**[02:07] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[02:08] Jin**
You thought my photos were that good?
**[02:11] Yanna**
Yep! Don't even care!
**[02:14] Mai**
Jin-senpai!
**[02:17] Yanna**
I'm the club president, Sasatsu.
**[02:19] Yanna**
I dunno if ya wanna join this club or not,
**[02:21] Yanna**
but I won't take anyone who
gives our members trouble.
**[02:24] Jin**
E-Er, I don't think I'm...
**[02:27] Mai**
But President, more members
means we receive more funds.
**[02:31] Yanna**
Well, the more, the merrier!
**[02:34] Jin**
That was a quick change of heart!
**[02:36] Yanna**
All right! Monaka, Mai... and,
uh, I dunno who you are.
**[02:39] Jin**
I'm Jin.
**[02:40] Yanna**
The four of us are gonna take all kindsa
pictures around our hometown of Nagoya!
**[02:44] Yato**
Sure.
**[02:44] Mai**
Right!
**[02:45] Jin**
Uh, I'm the only one here
who's not from Nagoya.
**[02:49] ---**
Is that okay?
**[02:52] Mai**
Of course! I'm from Gifu, myself.
***SIGN*** G i f u
***SIGN*** Aichi
**[02:54] Yanna**
I'm from Mie.
***SIGN*** G
i
f
u
***SIGN*** Aichi
***SIGN*** M i e
**[02:56] Jin**
Uh, your definition of
"hometown" is way too broad.
# E5 - Not Gonna Teach You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679JGP0Y/not-gonna-teach-you)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Na**
*This program may appear to present a*
***SIGN*** Takayanagi
Akane
(SKE48)
**[00:02] ---**
* biased view of the people of Nagoya*
* and the surrounding region,*
**[00:04] Na**
* but please view it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:06] Jin**
Yatogame! L-Listen, I actually
know a lot about Nagoya...
***SIGN*** "Not Gonna Teach You"
**[00:09] Yato**
Yeah, right. Ya don't even know
what "Meieki" or "Meidai" are.
**[00:12] Jin**
"Meieki" is Nagoya Station, right?
***SIGN*** N a g o y a S t a t i o n
***SIGN*** M e i e k i
**[00:14] Jin**
And "Meidai" is Nagoya University!
***SIGN*** N a g o y a U n i v e r s i t y
***SIGN*** M e i d a i
**[00:16] Jin**
So... if it's okay with you,
can we exchange contact info?
**[00:18] Yato**
Quit botherin' me.
***SIGN*** "Meiwaku"... Is that... Nagoya Planet (wakusei)?
***SIGN*** N a g o y a P l a n e t
***SIGN*** M
e
i
w
a
k
u
(Nuisance)
**[00:22] Yato**
I'm talkin' about you. You're a nuisance.
**[00:26] Yato**
I'm outta here!
**[00:27] Jin**
Maybe I shouldn't be in
this club after all.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[00:30] Jin**
Why did you pick me, Tadakusa-chan?
**[00:32] Mai**
Because Yatogame-chan always makes
the best faces you're around.
**[00:36] Jin**
Wait, you mean she actually...
**[00:38] Mai**
This was a Yatogame-chan
I'd never seen before!
**[00:41] Jin**
You were there that time?!
***SIGN*** Blush...
***SIGN*** some very peculiar
***SIGN*** tendencies.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa has
**[00:43] Mai**
She's so cute!
**[00:44] Mai**
I've taken hundreds of gigabytes'
worth of photos of Yatogame-chan,
**[00:48] Mai**
but I could never manage to
bring out her true nature.
**[00:51] Mai**
And that's when the guy she actually had
negative esteem for came into her life!
**[00:55] Jin**
At least try to sugar-coat it!
**[00:57] Jin**
I just want to be friends with her.
**[00:59] Yanna**
Not happenin'.
**[01:00] Jin**
Why not? Because I'm an outsider?
***SIGN*** Mie
***SIGN*** Gifu
**[01:04] Jin**
Wait, you're both outsiders, too.
**[01:06] Yanna**
You're makin' a big mistake.
**[01:09] Yanna**
When we're far from home and
someone asks where we're from,
***SIGN*** Where
are
you
from?
**[01:11] Yanna**
even if we answer with "Mie"...
***SIGN*** Mie
**[01:13] Mai**
...or Gifu...
***SIGN*** Gifu
**[01:14] Both**
...they ask, "Where's that?"
**[01:16] Yanna**
So we just say...
**[01:17] Both**
It's Nagoya!
***SIGN*** It's (close to) Nagoya!
**[01:19] Yanna**
In other words, both Gifu
and Mie are Nagoya!
***SIGN*** Gifu
***SIGN*** Mie
***SIGN*** Aichi
***SIGN*** Nagoya
**[01:21] Jin**
That's totally irrational!
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** Go
***SIGN*** Ya
**[01:22] Yanna**
Well, shrimp tempura musubi and miso
katsu both originated in Mie, after all.
**[01:25] Yanna**
And lately, people are even sayin'
that akafuku mochi is a Nagoya treat!
***SIGN*** Specialty of Ise
Homare no
Akafuku
***SIGN*** Best Selling Item at Nagoya Station
**[01:29] Yanna**
The hell's up with that?!
**[01:32] Jin**
What about Gifu?
**[01:33] Mai**
Gifu really has nothing at all.
**[01:35] Mai**
The only thing in Gifu that isn't found
anywhere else is the "fu" kanji.
***SIGN*** Fu
**[01:38] Jin**
Hey, now!
***SIGN*** Nagoya
**[01:38] Mai**
And what I have that you don't
**[01:41] Mai**
is a sense of respect
and envy toward Nagoya.
**[01:43] Jin**
But I think Nagoya's amazing!
It's nothing like Tokyo.
**[01:46] Mai**
That opinion is based on the
assumption that Tokyo is superior.
**[01:49] Yanno**
The locals in these parts are
sensitive to that kinda thing.
**[01:52] Jin**
I made an enemy of this entire region?
**[01:54] Yanna**
Yep.
**[01:55] Jin**
I want to face Yatogame... no, this
entire region... the right way.
**[01:59] Jin**
Teach me more about Nago—
**[02:01] Yanna**
Sure!
***SIGN*** S
o
u
n
d
s
f
u
n
**[02:02] Jin**
That was easy!
**[02:03] Mai**
Now, translate the following.
**[02:05] Mai**
"Let's take the Meitetsu to Meikou."
***SIGN*** M e i t e t s u
***SIGN*** M e i k o u
**[02:08] Jin**
"Meitetsu" is the Nagoya Railroad Company,
***SIGN*** I turned
into a train
**[02:10] Jin**
and "Meikou" is the Nagoya Expressway, so...
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Nagoya Expressway
**[02:12] Jin**
"Let's take the Nagoya Rail
to the Nagoya Expressway!"
**[02:15] Yanna**
Moron! The "Meikou" in this
case is the Port of Nagoya!
***SIGN*** M
e
i
k
o
u
***SIGN*** Expressway
***SIGN*** Port
***SIGN*** P
o
r
t
o
f
N
a
g
o
y
a
**[02:18] Jin**
No one told me there could be two answers!
**[02:20] Mai**
Next, how do you abbreviate "Nagoya Dome"?
**[02:22] Jin**
"Nagoya" would be "Mei," so... "Meido"!
***SIGN*** N
a
g
o
y
a
D
o
m
e
***SIGN*** M
e
i
d
o
**[02:24] Yanna**
It's "Nagodo"!
***SIGN*** N a g o d o
***SIGN*** * Nagoya Dome's official title is written in katakana
**[02:25] Jin**
That one breaks the rule?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[02:29] Yato**
*I forgot my phone.*
**[02:34] Yato**
*What's he doin' in here?*
**[02:37] Yato**
* He didn't really hafta*
* write all that down...*
**[02:41] Yato**
*I just don't get how Tokyoites think.*
**[02:46] Yato**
*What a dimwit.*
**[02:48] Jin**
Something showed up in my notes
that I don't remember writing!
**[02:52] Jin**
See? Right here!
**[02:53] Mai**
That's...
**[02:54] Yanna**
Pretty sure it's Monaka's ID.
**[02:56] Jin**
I've been cursed by Nagoya!
**[02:57] Yanna**
Chill out.
**[02:59] ---**
# E6 - Let's Go to Sugakiya
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNVD08GR/lets-go-to-sugakiya)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Mai**
I was thinking about how to get my best
shot of Yatogame-chan without needing you,
**[00:03] Mai**
and I ended up making this!
**[00:05] Jin**
Oh? What'd you make?
**[00:06] Mai**
A Jin-senpai mask!
**[00:08] Jin**
Uh, that seems wrong on many levels.
***SIGN*** Yatogame
***SIGN*** Morning!
**[00:10] Jin**
There!
**[00:11] Jin**
I hope we can be friends now.
***SIGN*** Previously:
Thanks to Jin's sincere efforts,
Yatogame-chan finally shared
her contact info with him.
***SIGN*** Ten Minutes Later...
**[00:14] Jin**
It says "Read," but there's no reply.
***SIGN*** "Let's Go to Sugakiya"
**[00:16] Toshika**
She hasn't replied?
**[00:18] Toshika**
She probably didn't know how to,
if all you said was "Morning."
**[00:21] Toshika**
Say something more meaningful.
**[00:22] Jin**
Okay, then... "Coming to club today?"
***SIGN*** Morning!
***SIGN*** Coming to club today?
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Uh, morning
***SIGN*** I'll be there today.
**[00:29] Jin**
She's way behind...
***SIGN*** Really? Cool. What're you gonna take pictures of?
***SIGN*** Really? Cool. What're you gonna take pictures of?
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[00:32] Jin**
Is this an international relay or what?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:35] Jin**
She sounds more blunt than usual, somehow.
***SIGN*** I haven't decided on that yet
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[00:40] Jin**
Hey! There's no dialect in her texts!
**[00:42] Jin**
That's kinda disappointing.
**[00:44] Yanna**
What is?!
**[00:44] Jin**
Whoa! You scared me!
**[00:47] Yanna**
So, what's up?
**[00:48] Jin**
Well, I was just kinda sad that all of
Yatogame's texts have been in standard Japanese...
**[00:53] Yanna**
She uses her dialect in her messages to me.
**[00:56] Yanna**
Y'all have a fight?
**[00:57] Jin**
No, we haven't done anything!
**[00:59] Yanna**
Take it easy. I'll teach ya the
secret word for makin' up.
**[01:05] Jin**
Yatogame! Perfect timing!
**[01:07] Jin**
Do you want to go to Sugakiya with—
**[01:08] Yato**
Yes!
**[01:09] Jin**
*I wasn't even finished!*
**[01:10] Yato**
Sugakiya is where students in
the Tokai region go to relax.
**[01:14] Jin**
* I wonder if it's a fancy*
* café or something.*
**[01:17] Jin**
It's a ramen place?!
***SIGN*** Ramen with Egg
***SIGN*** Spicy Green Onion Ramen
***SIGN*** Veggie Ramen
**[01:19] Jin**
Wha... 320 yen?!
**[01:21] Girl**
Here you go!
**[01:22] Jin**
And that was fast!
**[01:23] Yato**
Sugakiya ain't just an ordinary ramen place.
**[01:26] Yato**
It's a fast food ramen place!
***SIGN*** How ya like that?!
**[01:28] Jin**
You talk like you're the
founder or something!
**[01:31] Jin**
What's with this weird spoon?
**[01:34] Yato**
It's a ramen fork.
**[01:35] Yato**
It combines a fork and a spoon so ya
can eat the noodles and soup together.
**[01:39] Jin**
Huh... How do you use it?
**[01:42] Jin**
You're just using regular chopsticks!
**[01:44] Jin**
So this isn't even necessary?
**[01:46] Yato**
Th-That ain't true at all!
**[01:50] Yato**
Yow!
**[01:51] Yato**
It's my choice what I wanna eat with!
**[01:54] Jin**
You're right! I shouldn't have said that!
**[01:56] Jin**
I'm gonna hit the restroom.
**[01:59] Jin**
I wonder if she hates me again now.
**[02:01] Jin**
No! I have to make friends with her today!
***SIGN*** Empty
**[02:05] Jin**
She's gone...
***SIGN*** Yatogame
***SIGN*** I'm sorry
**[02:08] Jin**
I feel like I'm getting nowhere.
**[02:10] Jin**
I guess that's not surprising.
***SIGN*** Yatogame
***SIGN*** I'm sorry
**[02:13] Yato**
How do they say this in
standard Japanese again?
**[02:17] Jin**
* Yatogame? Is she rewriting her*
* message to erase the dialect?*
**[02:20] Jin**
Oh, good! Since you didn't reply,
I thought you'd left.
**[02:23] Yato**
I-I was just buyin' my Sugakiya soft serve!
**[02:27] Jin**
Soft serve at a ramen place?!
**[02:29] Yato**
Also, it's your fault my
replies are always late!
**[02:32] Yato**
'Cause you keep talkin' about my accent!
**[02:35] Yato**
Wait... What're ya cryin' for?!
**[02:37] Jin**
I was just so relieved.
**[02:39] Jin**
It makes me sad when you don't
speak in your Nagoya accent.
**[02:42] Jin**
I'd like it if you'd leave it
in your texts from now on.
**[02:45] Yato**
D-Don't ya dare make a fool of me...
***SIGN*** "Baka ni shinde yo..."
(Baka ni shinaide yo...)
***SIGN*** "Baka ni shinde yo?"
**[02:48] Jin**
Die... a fool?
**[02:55] Mai**
Oh, she's so cute!
**[02:56] Mai**
Nice work, Senpai!
**[02:59] Jin**
Hey, this is good.
**[03:00] ---**
# E7 - Not Like That
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ0EQ8VY/not-like-that)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Yanna**
Many scenes in this program
will appear to present a biased
**[00:02] ---**
view of the people of Nagoya
and the surrounding region.
**[00:05] Yanna**
'Course, shrimp tempura musubi
and miso katsu are from Mie,
**[00:07] Yanna**
and Akafuku's way better
if ya buy it from Ise!
**[00:09] Yanna**
I mean, buyin' Akafuku in Nagoya is just...
**[00:11] Yanna**
Y'know, never mind.
This is gettin' on my nerves.
**[00:13] Jin**
Talk about your mood swings!
***SIGN*** "Not Like That"
**[00:17] Yanna**
Y'know, we never did throw a welcome
party for our new club member.
**[00:21] Jin**
Huh? For me? Aw, you don't have to...
**[00:23] Yanna**
Oh, no need to be shy.
**[00:25] Yanna**
We get more club funding since
you joined, so we can go nuts!
**[00:27] Mai**
We don't get the extra funds
so soon after he joined.
**[00:30] Yanna**
All right! We'll have it at school!
**[00:32] Yanna**
No more than 300 yen per person on snacks!
**[00:34] Jin**
That's a cheap welcome party for me!
**[00:36] Yanna**
Okay, time to get Jin Kaito's
welcome party started.
**[00:40] Mai**
Yay!
**[00:41] Jin**
*This distance!*
**[00:43] Yanna**
Let's toast! Cheers!
**[00:43] Jin**
* This is the first time anyone's thrown*
* me a welcome party... I'm excited.*
**[00:44] All**
Cheers!
**[00:46] Yanna**
So anyway, on TV last night...
**[00:48] Jin**
*What, there's no particular party plan?!*
**[00:51] Yanna**
Oh, Monaka, you brought
shiruko sandwiches, eh?
**[00:54] Jin**
I know what those are!
**[00:56] ---**
They have azuki beans inside, right?
**[00:58] Jin**
I saw them on TV back in Tokyo.
**[01:00] Jin**
I'm not a fan of azuki beans,
but I always wanted to try—
**[01:03] Yato**
These are mine.
**[01:04] Jin**
What happened to my welcome party?
**[01:05] Yato**
Shiruko sandwiches are
the food of the devil.
**[01:09] Yato**
Once ya open the bag and eat
the first one, that's it.
**[01:12] Yato**
Next thing ya know, you're grabbin' more...
***SIGN*** Shiruko
Sandwiches
**[01:14] Yato**
And ya can't stop until
the whole bag's gone!
**[01:18] Jin**
Give me one!
**[01:20] Yanna**
Monaka sure does eat a lot
of Nagoya foods, huh?
**[01:23] Mai**
Even the locals don't usually eat that much.
**[01:26] Jin**
What did you two bring?
**[01:28] Yanna**
I just got stuff ya can get anywhere.
**[01:30] Mai**
Same here.
***SIGN*** Onigiri
Senbei
**[01:31] Yanna**
See? Onigiri senbei!
***SIGN*** Crab Chips
**[01:34] Mai**
I brought crab chips.
**[01:37] Jin**
What are those?
**[01:38] Both**
Huh?
**[01:39] Yanna**
Wait, what're ya sayin'?
They're onigiri senbei! Onigiri!
**[01:42] Mai**
And crab chips! You know, crab-flavored!
**[01:44] Jin**
Never seen them before.
**[01:46] Yanna**
Onigiri senbei are made by a Mie company?!
**[01:48] Mai**
The factory that makes
crab chips is in Gifu?!
**[01:50] Both**
I had no idea.
**[01:52] Jin**
How are crab chips different from shrimp—
**[01:54] Jin**
O-Okay, are onigiri senbei—ow!
**[01:57] Jin**
Give me some!
**[01:58] Mai**
By the way, what did you bring, Jin-senpai?
**[02:00] Jin**
Uh, I just got normal stuff.
***SIGN*** Young Donuts
***SIGN*** Kuppy Ramune
***SIGN*** Baby Star Ramen
Chicken Flavor
**[02:03] Yanna**
Oh, Baby Star! And Young Donuts!
**[02:05] Mai**
He has Kuppy Ramune, too.
**[02:07] Jin**
They had these in Tokyo, too.
They reminded me of that.
**[02:12] Yato**
Tokyo?
**[02:14] Yanna**
What's wrong, Monaka?
**[02:16] Mai**
Yatogame-chan?
**[02:19] Mai**
Jin-senpai, we...
**[02:21] Mai**
have won this contest!
**[02:23] Jin**
What contest?!
***SIGN*** Baby Star Ramen
Chicken Flavor
***SIGN*** Kuppy Ramune
***SIGN*** Young Donuts
**[02:24] Mai**
These snacks that you speak
of as products of Tokyo...
**[02:28] Mai**
The Young Donuts factory is in Gifu!
***SIGN*** Young Donuts
***SIGN*** Gifu
**[02:30] Jin**
Wha—
**[02:31] Yanna**
The Baby Star factory is in Mie!
***SIGN*** Baby Star Ramen
Chicken Flavor
***SIGN*** Mie
**[02:34] Yato**
And the Kuppy Ramune factory... is in Aichi!
***SIGN*** Kuppy Ramune
***SIGN*** Aichi
**[02:40] Jin**
I don't believe it. My... My memories...
**[02:44] Jin**
came from Aichi, Gifu, and Mie?
**[02:46] Yato**
Give it up.
**[02:48] ---**
The Tokai region has
already invaded yer body.
**[02:55] Jin**
*But... what about my welcome party?*
**[02:58] ---**
# E8 - This Ain't Akiba
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKE733GR/this-aint-akiba)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** T
s
u
j
i
m
o
t
o
T
a
t
s
u
n
o
r
i
***SIGN*** H
o
n
d
a
T
a
k
a
f
u
m
i
**[00:00] Na**
* Many scenes in this program*
* will appear to present*
**[00:02] ---**
* a biased view of the people of*
* Nagoya and the surrounding region.*
**[00:04] Na**
* Please bear this in mind, and enjoy it as*
* a program filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:07] Toshika**
Who was that?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:09] Jin**
I wish I had my own camera, too.
**[00:11] Yanna**
Ya don't need one. Yer phone's enough.
**[00:14] Jin**
Yeah, but I'm in the photography club.
***SIGN*** "This Ain't Akiba"
**[00:16] Jin**
Where'd you get your camera, Yatogame?
**[00:19] Yato**
Komehyo.
***SIGN*** Kome (rice)
**[00:20] Jin**
Rice? You can buy cameras
at rice stores in Nagoya?
**[00:24] Mai**
Komehyo is a second-hand store.
**[00:26] Mai**
The one closest to here is the one in Osu.
**[00:29] Jin**
Oh...
**[00:30] Yanna**
I bought mine at Ameyoko.
***SIGN*** Ameyoko
**[00:32] Jin**
Ameyoko?! The one in Ueno?
**[00:33] Yato**
She's obviously talkin' about
Nagoya's Ameyoko, in Osu.
***SIGN*** Ameyoko Building 1
**[00:36] Jin**
There's an Ameyoko I didn't know about!
**[00:39] Mai**
Okay, why don't we all go to Osu tomorrow
so Jin-senpai can buy a camera?
**[00:43] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:44] Yanna**
I guess we gotta!
***SIGN*** Osu
***SIGN*** Banshoji-dori
**[00:49] Jin**
*What's that huge lucky cat statue?*
**[00:53] Jin**
Birds of a feather, I guess.
**[00:54] Yato**
Wha?!
**[00:55] Jin**
Are Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu here?
**[00:58] Jin**
Not yet, huh?
**[01:01] Jin**
Man, they're late. Where are they?
**[01:03] Yato**
Probably stuck in traffic or somethin'.
**[01:05] Jin**
Aren't they riding trains?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Cars are widely used in Nagoya,
***SIGN*** so most Nagoyans aren't
***SIGN*** bothered by slight delays
**[01:09] Jin**
What kind of place is Osu, anyway?
**[01:12] Yato**
It's got restaurants, electronics,
subculture... lots of stuff.
**[01:16] Jin**
Oh, so it's like Akiba?
**[01:21] Yato**
It's nothin' like that!
**[01:23] Maid**
Welcome, Master!
**[01:23] Yato**
It has maid cafés!
**[01:24] Jin**
Like Akiba.
**[01:25] Guy**
Hey, care for one?
**[01:25] Yato**
Kebab!
**[01:26] Jin**
Like Akiba.
**[01:27] Yato**
Whole shops of capsule machines!
**[01:28] Jin**
Like Akiba!
**[01:29] Yato**
Soup stock in vending machines!
***SIGN*** This vending machine was removed in January 2019.
It no longer exists.
**[01:30] Jin**
Like Aki— Wait, what?!
**[01:34] Jin**
Wow! This place is gorgeous!
**[01:37] Jin**
A-Are you sure we can be in here?
**[01:39] Jin**
It feels super ritzy.
**[01:41] Yato**
I-I-I-I-I-It's fine.
**[01:45] Jin**
Why are you nervous, too?!
**[01:48] Lady**
Is there anything I can help you find?
**[01:51] Jin**
Okay, you're way too jumpy.
**[01:53] Jin**
* How did someone this anxious*
* around strangers buy a camera?*
**[01:57] Jin**
Well, I guess you're more comfortable
with me than with a stranger, huh?
**[02:02] Yato**
Please buy him!
**[02:06] Jin**
Um, I'm here to buy a camera.
**[02:08] Jin**
I'd like one that's not too expensive.
**[02:11] Lady**
In that case, how about this one?
**[02:13] Lady**
It's a very good deal.
**[02:15] Yato**
Get that one!
**[02:16] Jin**
Huh? But this bargain camera is cheaper.
**[02:20] Yato**
No bargain stuff! Go for the deal!
**[02:23] Jin**
Don't those mean the same thing?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Nagoyans
***SIGN*** can't resist
***SIGN*** a "deal"
**[02:29] Jin**
I actually managed to buy one.
**[02:31] Jin**
Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu
never showed up, though.
**[02:35] Jin**
An idol concert?
**[02:38] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
**[02:40] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
**[02:42] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[02:44] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[02:45] Mai**
They've come down to the Osu plaza!
**[02:48] Mai**
Angels with shining smiles!
**[02:50] Jin**
What the heck is she doing?!
**[02:51] ---**
# E9 - Nothin' To Do With It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDK34E46/nothin-to-do-with-it)
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***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Mai**
This program is all about introducing you
to the cute things and people in Nagoya.
**[00:05] Jin**
Cute things in Nagoya?
**[00:06] Mai**
Like Yatogame-chan, and Yatogame-chan,
and Yatogame-chan...
**[00:11] Mai**
And Yatogame-chan, and Yatogame-chan,
and Yatogame-chan...
**[00:12] Jin**
One is enough!
**[00:13] Jin**
You forgot our plans to fangirl
at an idol concert instead?!
**[00:17] Mai**
Whew!
**[00:18] Jin**
And now you're working up a
satisfying sweat?! Stop that!
***SIGN*** "Nothin' To Do With It"
**[00:21] Jin**
Now you're going somewhere else?
***SIGN*** Shopping Street
No Motor Vehicles Permitted
**[00:27] Mai**
It's not the same without the balls.
***SIGN*** Frightening!!
Such foul
language from a
high school girl!!
**[00:31] Mai**
These figures are so cheap!
***SIGN*** Shock!!
A high school girl
ogling figures
of girl characters!!
**[00:37] Mai**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** Freaky!!
A high school girl
sneaking up
from behind!!
**[00:41] Mai**
I got carried away.
**[00:43] Yato**
Tadakusa is a hardcore otaku.
**[00:46] Mai**
I'm not an otaku!
**[00:47] Jin**
Not convincing.
**[00:48] Mai**
I... I just like cute things.
**[00:52] Mai**
Like anime characters and idols.
They just shine.
**[00:57] Mai**
Nagoya has lots of idols!
**[01:00] Mai**
My favorite idols even shot
a music video here in Osu!
**[01:06] Jin**
O-Okay...
**[01:07] Mai**
The music video featured the golden
balls that Osu is famous for.
**[01:12] Mai**
They're gone now, though.
**[01:14] Jin**
That was a word no girl should ever say!
***SIGN*** The golden balls of Osu were removed in August 2018.
They no longer exist.
**[01:16] Mai**
The balls were all smooth
and shiny at first,
**[01:19] Mai**
but over time, they got kind of wrinkly.
**[01:21] Jin**
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
**[01:23] Yato**
Oh! It's 2:00 PM!
**[01:25] Jin**
Hey! Where are you going?
**[01:27] Jin**
What happens at 2:00 PM?
**[01:29] Yato**
It's time for Nobunaga-san!
**[01:30] Jin**
Nobunaga?
**[01:34] Nobu**
Human life lasts only 50 years.
**[01:40] Nobu**
Contrast human life with...
**[01:45] Jin**
*What the heck?*
**[01:47] Jin**
Osu is... weird.
**[01:50] Yanna**
You guys!
**[01:52] Yanna**
Sorry! I overslept!
**[01:55] Jin**
Sasatsu?!
**[01:55] Yanna**
I woke up, then fell asleep again!
**[01:58] Yanna**
Please forgive me!
**[02:00] Jin**
Huh?!
**[02:01] Mai**
We're not mad at you.
**[02:04] Mai**
I got here late, too.
**[02:06] Yann**
Really?
**[02:07] Jin**
Is Sasatsu actually the
type to worry too much?
**[02:10] Mai**
She tends to get lonely easily.
**[02:14] Jin**
Hey...
**[02:15] Mai**
Yatogame-chan, the club president's here.
**[02:19] Yanna**
I'm sorry, Monaka!
**[02:21] Jin**
* Yatogame is pretty strong-willed,*
* but her love for her hometown is true.*
**[02:25] Jin**
* All the people who surround her*
* are a little weird in some way.*
**[02:29] Jin**
* What's normal in Nagoya isn't the*
* same as what's normal in Tokyo.*
**[02:34] Jin**
* I want to observe all this, so I*
* won't forget what that "normal" is.*
**[02:39] Jin**
*This will be my memorable first picture.*
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[03:15] Mai**
What's the matter, Senpai?
**[03:17] Jin**
Well, I can't get this camera
to take nice pictures.
**[03:23] Mai**
There's no lens on it.
**[03:26] Jin**
Huh?
**[03:27] ---**
# E10 - Just Gotta Put Some On
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYP5JVZ9Y/just-gotta-put-some-on)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Mayor of Nagoya: Kawamura Takashi
**[00:00] Na**
* Many scenes in this program will appear*
* to present a biased view of the*
**[00:04] ---**
*people of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:07] Na**
* but please watch this program that*
* is so filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:12] Jin**
We got the mayor?!
***SIGN*** "Just Gotta Put Some On"
**[00:14] Jin**
* Since the cafeteria's so crowded, I guess*
* I'll eat in the club room for a change.*
**[00:17] Jin**
*I wonder if the club room's even open...*
**[00:21] Jin**
*It's open.*
***SIGN*** Alone...
**[00:27] Jin**
H-Hey...
**[00:28] Yato**
Bwah?!
**[00:30] Jin**
Yeah, the cafeteria was
really crowded, so...
**[00:33] Jin**
* Actually, this is the first time I've been*
* in the club room alone with Yatogame.*
**[00:37] Jin**
* And now that we're here, I have*
* no idea what to talk about.*
**[00:41] Jin**
Oh, you brought your own lunch?
**[00:43] Jin**
Did you make it?
**[00:45] Yato**
Yeah...
**[00:46] Jin**
What? Really? What's in it?
***SIGN*** Cucumber
***SIGN*** Grilled Eggplant
***SIGN*** Konnyaku
***SIGN*** Tofu
**[00:54] Jin**
Y-You just put stuff in
straight out of the package.
**[00:57] Yato**
I-I just didn't have time today!
**[01:00] Jin**
But there's nothing to complement the rice.
**[01:03] Yato**
Don't worry 'bout that!
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Kondate
Iroiro
Miso
**[01:06] Jin**
A-Are these... the flavor they
call the King of Nagoya?
**[01:09] Jin**
Miso?!
**[01:10] Yato**
Exactly!
**[01:12] Yato**
I can eat gobs o' rice with this!
***SIGN*** Hee hee hee hee...
**[01:15] Jin**
That's a scary face.
***SIGN*** Snarf Snarf Snarf Snarf
**[01:19] Jin**
Those chopsticks are moving at light speed!
**[01:23] Yato**
As long as ya have this,
anything goes with rice!
**[01:27] Jin**
You just put it on the rice itself, though!
**[01:30] Jin**
Wait...
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Kondate Iroiro Miso
**[01:31] Jin**
So how are these two different, anyway?
**[01:35] Yato**
Tofu and miso katsu get
Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso!
**[01:39] Yato**
That's this one.
**[01:41] ---**
And this is...
**[01:43] Yato**
Boil it or grill it,
there are lots of ways to serve...
**[01:46] Yato**
That's this one.
**[01:47] Jin**
Uh, that doesn't help.
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
**[01:50] Jin**
"Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso"
sounds like a play on words.
**[01:54] Yato**
They've got different flavors!
**[01:56] Yato**
There's yuzu flavor and even a mild
flavor for mixin' with things!
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso
Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Yuzu Flavor
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Mild
**[01:58] Jin**
Something else showed up!
**[01:59] Yato**
Kondate Iroiro Miso has a spicy type
and even a type made with meat!
***SIGN*** Bo-Boom Boom
***SIGN*** Kondate
Iroiro
Meat Miso
***SIGN*** Kondate
Iroiro
Spicy
Miso
**[02:03] Jin**
More of them keep popping out!
**[02:05] Jin**
I just remembered. You keep Tsukete Miso
Kakete Miso in your student handbook, too.
***SIGN*** Nakamo Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso Series
**[02:09] Yato**
Th-That's just for when
I forget the big pack!
**[02:12] Jin**
Wait, so you don't just suck it
straight out of the packet every day?
**[02:15] Yato**
Of course not!
**[02:16] Yato**
I don't eat miso every day
just 'cause I'm from Nagoya!
**[02:19] Jin**
Really? How often do you eat it?
**[02:22] Yato**
About once a week.
**[02:23] Jin**
That's fairly often...
**[02:26] Jin**
So which one's better?
**[02:29] Yato**
It's all about preference...
***SIGN*** Hmmmm...
**[02:30] Jin**
She's really conflicted...
***SIGN*** Kondate Iroiro Miso
**[02:33] Jin**
Whoa, that's sweet! And rich!
**[02:35] Jin**
It's definitely not like the miso in Tokyo.
**[02:38] Jin**
I guess this would complement rice.
**[02:41] Jin**
I just happened to get tonkatsu
from the cafeteria.
**[02:46] Jin**
Want it?
**[02:47] Yato**
Bwah?!
**[02:48] Yato**
Ya gotta put more miso on it!
**[02:50] Jin**
Hey! Not so much! It won't
taste like anything but miso!
**[02:53] Yato**
Ya can never have too much miso!
***SIGN*** Photography
Club Room
**[02:55] Jin**
You're nuts!
**[02:57] Mai**
I think I'll eat in the classroom today.
**[02:59] ---**
# E11 - It Ain't Cool Here
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJW2DP6/it-aint-cool-here)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Mai**
They put up this disclaimer every time.
**[00:03] Yanna**
They're thinkin' they can
get away with anything
**[00:05] ---**
if they say it's "filled
with love for Nagoya."
**[00:08] Yato**
Well, they can't!
**[00:09] Jin**
Are you guys in any position to talk?
***SIGN*** "It Ain't Cool Here"
**[00:12] Jin**
*It's way too hot.*
**[00:13] Jin**
* This muggy heat is clinging*
* to my entire body.*
**[00:16] Jin**
*And it's only June!*
**[00:17] Jin**
*Is this really Nagoya and not Okinawa?*
**[00:23] Jin**
Huh? We're underground?
**[00:25] Yato**
Walkin' around outside in Nagoya
during the summer will kill ya.
**[00:29] Jin**
Is there some kind of biohazard here?!
**[00:32] Yato**
Ya don't wanna underestimate Nagoya summers.
**[00:35] Yato**
Ya gotta walk underground where
it's cool, or ya won't last.
**[00:38] Jin**
Why is it so hot in Nagoya?
**[00:41] Yato**
Nagoya has wide streets and not
much stuff to block the sun.
**[00:45] Jin**
Oh... So there's too much land,
plus the buildings are short.
**[00:49] Yato**
That ain't what I said!
**[00:50] Mai**
When summer hits Nagoya,
***SIGN*** Noubi Plain (Nagoya)
***SIGN*** Suzuka Mountains
***SIGN*** Foehn Winds
**[00:52] Mai**
warm winds carry humid air down to the Noubi
Plain from the mountain southwest of here,
***SIGN*** Heat Island
**[00:56] Mai**
so it gets stinking hot.
**[00:58] Jin**
"Stinking"?!
**[00:59] Mai**
Being an urban area raises
the temperature even more,
***SIGN*** Heat Island
**[01:01] Mai**
making it hot as hell.
***SIGN*** Heat Reflected
by Roads
***SIGN*** Heat Reflected by Buildings
**[01:03] Jin**
"Hot as hell"?!
**[01:06] Jin**
If it's this hot in Nagoya,
then Okinawa must be hell.
**[01:10] Mai**
Huh?
**[01:11] Mai**
But Nagoya is hotter than Okinawa.
**[01:14] Jin**
What the hell, Nagoya?!
**[01:16] Mai**
Okinawa doesn't have foehn winds,
so it's actually cooler than Honshu...
***SIGN*** Cool
**[01:21] Jin**
Are you okay?! Is it heat stroke?!
**[01:23] Mai**
I haven't been sleeping well lately.
**[01:26] Jin**
Really? Why not?
**[01:28] Mai**
I'm just so excited to switch
to summer uniforms tomorrow.
**[01:31] Jin**
S-Switching uniforms?
**[01:34] Mai**
You'll understand tomorrow.
**[01:37] Jin**
It just means changing to
short sleeves, doesn't it?
**[01:40] Mai**
Good morning, Senpai!
**[01:42] Jin**
Hey, good mo—
**[01:44] Jin**
Wait, those are long sleeves!
**[01:46] Jin**
You even wear long sleeves in summer here?
**[01:49] Mai**
This is the same spring and fall
uniform I was wearing yesterday.
**[01:54] Jin**
Why were you so excited about it, then?
**[01:57] Mai**
Because...
**[01:58] Mai**
Starting today I get to see Yatogame-chan
in her summer uniform! Why else?!
**[02:04] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[02:05] Yato**
S-Stop gawkin' at me...
**[02:09] Jin**
Um... Sorry, what's so amazing about it?
**[02:12] Mai**
What?! You don't see it?!
**[02:15] Mai**
The collar! It's bigger,
and it's cut to below the chest!
**[02:19] Mai**
It's what we call a "Nagoya collar"!
**[02:21] Jin**
It *is* big! And frankly, it looks dorky!
***SIGN*** * Jin-kun's Personal Opinion
**[02:24] Mai**
I think it's cute how it's so big.
**[02:26] Jin**
So you only wear Nagoya collars in summer?
**[02:29] Yato**
We normally wear these during all seasons.
**[02:32] Jin**
Then why...
**[02:34] Mai**
A lot of people say it looks dorky,
**[02:36] Mai**
so I compromise by wearing the normal
design in spring and fall.
**[02:41] Jin**
See? It *is* dorky.
**[02:43] Mai**
But I love this dorky yet cute look!
**[02:46] Jin**
And what's your opinion, Yatogame?
**[02:48] Yato**
I... don't really...
**[02:51] Yato**
I mean...
**[02:53] Jin**
*She's wavering...*
**[02:54] Jin**
D-Do boys' uniforms not have Nagoya collars?
**[02:57] Mai**
Well, of course they don't.
**[02:59] ---**
# E12 - See Y'all Again
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0E852R/see-yall-again)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** M
i
z
u
k
i
I
c
h
i
r
o
**[00:00] Na**
Please understand that this program
will appear to present a biased view
**[00:03] Na**
of the people of Nagoya and
the surrounding region,
**[00:05] Na**
and view it as a program filled
with love for the Dragons!
**[00:08] All**
Z!
***SIGN*** "See Y'all Again"
**[00:11] Yanna**
All right! Karaoke time!
**[00:15] Jin**
Hey, why are we doing karaoke?
**[00:17] Yanna**
Well, that's what folks do when
they're hangin' out, right?
**[00:23] Jin**
But I don't think it's supposed
to be the main event.
**[00:26] Jin**
Like, you do that after you've
been doing other stuff.
**[00:29] Mai**
There is no such place in Nagoya!
**[00:31] Yanna**
There ain't nothin' for kids to do
in Nagoya but karaoke and yakiniku!
**[00:34] Jin**
Said with finality!
**[00:35] Yanna**
Here we are!
**[00:37] Jin**
We're here to do karaoke, right?
**[00:40] Yanna**
Yeah, no kiddin'.
**[00:42] Jin**
But, I mean...
***SIGN*** Japan
Rent-a-Car
**[00:43] Jin**
This is a car rental place!
**[00:46] Jin**
Huh?
**[00:48] Yanna**
We gotta hurry, or we won't
be able to get a room!
**[00:51] Mai**
The key is to get there during the
hours when reservations aren't needed.
**[00:53] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:54] Jin**
Wait a minute! This is
totally a karaoke place!
**[00:57] Jin**
And it's super crowded,
considering it's only 8:00 AM!
**[01:00] Staff**
Do you have a reservation?
**[01:03] Yanna**
Yikes... It's pretty packed.
**[01:05] Mai**
I guess we should've made a reservation.
**[01:07] Jin**
I get it now.
**[01:08] Yato**
Wha?
**[01:09] Jin**
It's a karaoke place
called Japan Rent-a-Car,
**[01:11] Jin**
but they don't rent out cars.
**[01:13] Jin**
Which means...
**[01:14] Jin**
It's just a karaoke place with a funny name!
***SIGN*** * Karaoke is only offered at certain locations, including Tokai area stores
**[01:19] Yato**
What're ya talkin' about?
The car rental desk is right there.
**[01:23] Jin**
Oh! So it is!
**[01:25] Jin**
Thank goodness they had an opening.
**[01:27] Jin**
Whoa! It's huge!
**[01:28] Jin**
And the TV is massive!
**[01:30] Jin**
And there's a fridge?! Why?!
**[01:32] Mai**
We got a small room today, huh?
**[01:34] Yato**
Yep.
**[01:34] Jin**
This is small?!
**[01:36] Yanna**
Sometimes they give us a room so
big, we could all sleep in it.
**[01:40] Jin**
Does Nagoya have too much land or what?!
**[01:42] Jin**
So do you get one drink with admission here?
**[01:45] ---**
I didn't see a drink bar.
**[01:47] Jin**
Whoa! What are you doing?!
You'll get in trouble!
**[01:51] Yato**
Ya bring yer own food an' drinks here.
**[01:55] Jin**
You're kidding!
Look, they have a menu here...
**[01:57] Jin**
Wait! This is for pizza delivery!
**[02:00] Jin**
* So that huge fridge is for storing*
* the snacks you bring in?*
**[02:03] Jin**
* I guess that's a good way to attract students,*
* since you only pay for the room.*
***SIGN*** Weekly Ranking
#1 DELUXE DELUXE HAPPY
Tomatsu Haruka
#2 Shachihoko Gold
Minor Junction
#3 Osu Love Song
NAGOYA33414
#4 N.G.Y.
DA.GANE
#5 Cochin Paradise
HIS☆AYA
#6 We're Goin' to Nagoya
Yoshii Kuzo
***SIGN*** Motto☆Hade Ni Ne!
Tomatsu Haruka
**[02:10] Yanna**
Okay, Mai's up first!
**[02:11] Mai**
M-Me?
***SIGN*** Motto☆Hade Ni Ne!
Tomatsu Haruka
**[02:13] Jin**
I knew you'd pick an anime song.
**[02:15] Yanna**
Watch this. She's incredible.
**[02:18] Mai**
It's still so boring!
**[02:21] Mai**
Kissing is boring, too!
**[02:24] Mai**
Floating on air!
**[02:25] Mai**
Rip off those worn-out pants and...
**[02:26] Jin**
She even knows the choreography!
**[02:27] Mai**
I feel like I'm melting!
**[02:31] Mai**
It's all wrong... I need to show
more of Nagi-sama's cuteness.
**[02:33] Jin**
*She's fighting a battle with something.*
**[02:35] Yanna**
All right! My turn now!
**[02:37] Jin**
*What kind of song is Sasatsu gonna sing?*
***SIGN*** Kyodaibune
***SIGN*** Toba Ichiro
**[02:40] Jin**
Why?!
**[02:42] Mai**
Toba Ichiro-san originally came from Mio.
**[02:46] Jin**
She's very thorough...
**[02:50] Yanna**
Okay, Monaka, you're next!
**[02:52] Yato**
No *way*!
**[02:53] Jin**
I've never heard anyone say it that way!
**[02:55] Yanna**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Moeyo Dragons!
~Stadium Chorus Version~
***SIGN*** Mizuki Ichiro
**[02:57] Jin**
Th-The Dragons' cheering song?!
**[03:07] Yato**
When we hear the cry of the dragon
echoing from the distant night sky...
**[03:14] Yato**
A shiver runs through all of
us packed in Nagoya Dome!
**[03:22] Yato**
That's the way! Go, Dragons!
**[03:26] Yato**
Burn bright, Dragons!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki
END
**[03:30] ---**
# Season 2
# E1 - We Meet Again
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWD783Y/we-meet-again)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Takeda Chisa
(TV Aichi announcer)
**[00:01] Na**
* Many scenes in this program*
* will appear to present a*
**[00:04] ---**
* biased view of the people of Nagoya*
* and the surrounding region.*
**[00:07] ---**
* Please bear in mind that these*
* scenes are strictly the opinions*
**[00:10] ---**
*of the characters and may not represent reality,*
**[00:13] Na**
* and enjoy it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:15] Jin**
We're still being way too careful!
***SIGN*** "We Meet Again"
**[00:18] Jin**
Hey.
**[00:20] Jin**
You're the only one here, Yatogame?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jin Kaito
***SIGN*** A high school second-year originally
from Tokyo. After moving to Nagoya,
he was placed in the photography club
against his will, but he's gotten used to it.
He's intrigued by Yatogame.
**[00:23] Yato**
Appappa!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
***SIGN*** A high school first-year born in Nagoya.
She loves Nagoya deeply and sees Tokyo
as her enemy.
**[00:27] Jin**
What was that? Some kind of gag?
**[00:29] Yato**
No! The door's appappa!
**[00:31] Jin**
"Appappa"!
**[00:33] Yato**
Ugh!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** "Appappa" = "left open."
Since it's so far removed
from the standard
Japanese equivalent,
"akeppanashi," it's difficult
for those unfamiliar with
the Nagoya dialect
to recognize. Best to let
context be the judge.
**[00:37] Mai**
Hello, people!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa Mai
***SIGN*** A high school first-year born in Gifu.
She doesn't have much love for
her hometown, but she has lots of love
for Yatogame.
**[00:40] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
***SIGN*** Click
**[00:42] Jin**
I've actually gotten used to seeing this.
**[00:44] Yato**
Quit it!
**[00:44] Mai**
You're really fitting in here now, Jin-senpai.
**[00:47] Jin**
Nah, not at all.
**[00:48] ---**
There's still a lot of Nagoya speak I don't know.
**[00:50] Mai**
Then I'll teach you some of the
Nagoya speak we hear most often!
***SIGN*** Tsukue o tsuru
**[00:53] Mai**
For moving a desk, you use the
verb "tsuru" instead of "hakobu."
**[00:56] Jin**
What about stuff other than desks?
**[00:57] Mai**
It's not normally used.
**[00:58] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:59] Mai**
For locking a door, you use the
verb "kau" instead of "kakeru."
***SIGN*** Kagi o kau
**[01:01] Jin**
What about stuff other than locks?
**[01:02] Mai**
It's not normally used.
**[01:03] Yato**
Yep. Yep.
**[01:04] Mai**
And for washing rice, you use the
verb "kasu" instead of "togu."
***SIGN*** Kome o kasu
**[01:07] Jin**
What about stuff other than rice?
**[01:09] Mai**
It's not used at all!
**[01:10] Yato**
Yep!
**[01:11] Jin**
That's not very user-friendly!
**[01:13] Yanna**
Monaka! You in here?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Sasatsu Yanna
***SIGN*** A high school second-year born in Mie.
The photography club president.
Has a bit of fondness for her hometown.
**[01:17] Yanna**
Monaka! Why didn't ya contact me yesterday?
**[01:20] Yato**
'Cause I forgot my cell phone!
**[01:22] Yanna**
I spent all night waitin' for ya!
***SIGN*** Yan Yan
**[01:24] Yanna**
Ya didn't answer my calls, yan yan!
Ya didn't reply to my email, yan yan!
**[01:27] Yanna**
I was so worried, I couldn't sleep, yan yan!
**[01:29] Jin**
That's a lot of "yan yan."
**[01:30] ---**
I guess you have an accent too, Sasatsu.
**[01:32] Yanna**
No call, yan yan! No email,
yan yan! No sleep, yan yan!
***SIGN*** Yan Yan
**[01:33] Mai**
"Yan" has quite a few different
uses in the Mie dialect.
**[01:36] Jin**
Oh...
**[01:37] Yanna**
Why're you the only one not
speakin' with an accent, Mai?
**[01:40] Mai**
Huh? Why do you ask?
**[01:42] Yato**
I ain't been usin' one, either!
**[01:44] Jin**
Your secret's way out already, Yatogame.
**[01:46] Mai**
Well, the Gifu dialect is practically
the same as Nagoya's...
**[01:49] Yanna**
C'mon, let us hear ya.
**[01:51] Yanna**
Try, "I like you," or somethin'.
**[01:53] Jin**
I want to hear that, too!
**[01:54] Mai**
Why'd you pick that particular phrase?!
**[01:55] Yato**
I ain't got an accent!
**[01:57] Mai**
U-Um...
**[02:00] Mai**
I like ya...
**[02:04] Mai**
I'm sorry it's not that interesting!
**[02:06] Mai**
Gifu is basically just part of Nagoya!
**[02:10] Mai**
Whew... I got weirdly sweaty
over that, and now I'm thirsty.
**[02:13] Yato**
We've got some chin-chin tea if ya want it.
**[02:14] Jin**
There it is! Chin-chin!
***SIGN*** Chin-chin Chin-chin Chin-chin
**[02:16] Mai**
This is chin-chin, all right.
**[02:18] Yanna**
A little too chin-chin, I say.
**[02:19] Yato**
Chin-chiko-chin, in fact.
**[02:20] Jin**
What?! Why are you saying that?! Stop!
**[02:23] All**
Chin-chiko-chin!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Jandara
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jandara Rin
***SIGN*** Teppei's senpai
from Mikawa, Aichi
**[02:59] Teppei**
My senpai at school, Jandara Rin-san,
is from Aichi Prefecture.
**[03:02] Teppei**
Do you get irritated when people
ask if you're from Nagoya?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Teppei
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai's kouhai
from Chiba Prefecture.
**[03:05] Jandara**
Well, I don't exactly like it that much.
***SIGN*** Owari
**[03:08] Jandara**
Nagoya came about when the Owari Province
***SIGN*** Owari
***SIGN*** Mikawa
**[03:11] ---**
was renamed to Nagoya Prefecture in 1872,
after the abolition of the han system.
**[03:15] Jandara**
Where I'm from, the Mikawa Province,
should have been called Nukata Prefecture.
**[03:18] Teppei**
*Jandara-senpai is a very serious person...*
**[03:21] Jandara**
Okay, Teppei-kun, say that with me-rin.
***SIGN*** Mirin!?
**[03:24] Teppei**
* ...but sometimes the way she ends*
* her sentences isn't so serious.*
**[03:26] Jandara**
Ready, and...
**[03:27] Both**
Nukata Prefecture.
**[03:29] ---**
# E2 - I Ain't Scary
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJGG7PR/i-aint-scary)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Ohguro Yuzuki
(TEAM SHACHI)
**[00:01] Na**
*I'm basically an alien now...*
**[00:03] Na**
* But don't you think that ground*
* pork stuff is delicious?*
**[00:06] Na**
*It's not just spicy!*
**[00:08] ---**
*Its umami is just irresistible!*
**[00:11] Na**
*Taiwan ramen is the best!*
**[00:13] Jin**
You're talking about Taiwan ramen?!
**[00:15] Jin**
Wait, what do you mean by "alien"?
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Scary"
**[00:19] Hanka**
She's not around, right? Right?
**[00:26] Hanka**
* In Nagoya, you never know*
* when you'll be hit by a car.*
**[00:29] Hanka**
* I can't even let my guard*
* down when walking to school.*
**[00:31] Hanka**
*Plus...*
***SIGN*** Fear
**[00:33] Hanka**
* Once I get to school,*
* that scary girl will be there.*
**[00:36] Hanka**
*I hate this... I don't want to go!*
**[00:39] Hanka**
*I just hope I don't see her on the way there.*
**[00:42] Hanka**
Okay!
**[00:43] Hanka**
I-I'm sorry!
**[00:47] Hanka**
*I-It's her! Eighty Turtles-san!*
**[00:50] Hanka**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[00:53] Sensei**
No one stepped forward to help
plan the ball sports tournament,
**[00:56] Sensei**
so we're going to draw lots.
**[00:58] Sensei**
If you draw red, you're on the committee.
***SIGN*** Ball Sports Tournament
Planning Committee
**[01:03] Sensei**
Okay, you two can discuss which
sport you want to take part in.
**[01:07] Hanka**
*Why, God?!*
**[01:09] Hanka**
U-Um... About our planning meeting...
**[01:13] Hanka**
Do you have time after school today?
**[01:15] Yato**
But we have classes then.
**[01:17] Hanka**
Huh? There are no classes after school...
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** "Houkago" typically means "after
school,"but in the south, "houka"
simply refers to a break between
classes, meaning classes
resume after it
**[01:21] Hanka**
Um, I was thinking maybe a café
after the school day's over...
**[01:24] Yato**
A café?!
**[01:25] Hanka**
Wh-Wh-Where should we go?
**[01:27] Hanka**
I just moved here, so I don't
know the area that well.
**[01:31] Yato**
Are y'all from Tokyo, too?
**[01:33] Hanka**
Uh... Yeah, I am.
**[01:35] Yato**
Okay, then, let's go to Komeda's.
**[01:38] Hanka**
So this is what it looks like inside.
**[01:40] Hanka**
We had Komeda's in Tokyo, too, but this
is my first time going inside one.
**[01:43] Hanka**
It's really cute!
**[01:44] Hanka**
I didn't know it got its start in Nagoya, though.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[01:50] Hanka**
Guess I should order something...
**[01:52] Hanka**
Oh, Shiro-Noir! I always wanted to try that!
**[01:56] Hanka**
Okay, I'll get this and—
**[01:59] Yato**
Don't ya dare.
**[02:01] Hanka**
*Why?!*
**[02:02] ---**
* Is she saying I don't have the*
* right to order more than one thing?*
**[02:05] Hanka**
Okay, just the Shiro-Noir, then.
***SIGN*** The Shiro-Noir is huge, so she's thinking, "Good thing ya didn't order more."
**[02:09] Hanka**
*She looks so pleased with herself!*
**[02:12] Lady**
Here you go.
**[02:14] Hanka**
*What the heck?! It's way too big!*
***SIGN*** Heh
**[02:17] Hanka**
*What's with that look?!*
***SIGN*** It's her,
"The Shiro-Noir's
huge, ain't it?"
look
**[02:19] Hanka**
*Did she get them to make it this big?!*
**[02:22] Hanka**
*But her order...*
**[02:24] Hanka**
*looks like it fell over!*
**[02:26] Hanka**
*She's gonna get mad for sure!*
**[02:30] Hanka**
*Sh-Sh-She's not saying anything?*
**[02:32] Hanka**
*Th-There it is!*
**[02:33] ---**
*That's the scariest thing of all!*
***SIGN*** Since Komeda's
ice cream cones contain
a lot of ice cream,
they're served on their side.
**[02:36] Hanka**
* I bet she's gonna destroy this*
* café later in her rage!*
**[02:39] Hanka**
*Someone help! Someone!*
**[02:43] Yato**
Yummy.
***SIGN*** Ball Sports Tournament
***SIGN*** Taspony
**[02:44] Sensei**
It's been decided that the ball sport
we're playing this year is taspony.
**[02:48] Jin**
*Tas... what?*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
**[02:52] ---**
# E3 - It Ain't Dull
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWDD1Q6/it-aint-dull)
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**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Kouda Mei
(OS☆U)
**[00:02] Na**
* Thank you for watching Yatogame-chan*
* Kansatsu Nikki again today.*
**[00:06] Na**
* If you come to Nagoya, be sure to*
* visit the Osu shopping district!*
**[00:09] Na**
* Everyone, young or old, can find*
* something to enjoy there.*
**[00:13] Na**
*I recommend the miso nikomi udon!*
**[00:15] Na**
* This has been official Yatogame-chan*
* cosplayer and PR ambassador Kouda Mei of OS☆U!*
**[00:21] Jin**
Wow, she's my age?
**[00:23] ---**
She's really got it together.
***SIGN*** "It Ain't Dull"
**[00:26] Jin**
Today is the ball sports tournament.
***SIGN*** 35th Annual Ball Sports Tournament: Taspony
**[00:29] Jin**
but seriously, what is this
"taspony" thing we're doing?
**[00:31] Jin**
It's a local sport, right?
***SIGN*** Taspony Rules
Players can only use their left or right hand, from wrist to fingertips.
Serve by dropping the ball and hitting it on the first bounce.
Hitting after the first bounce is only required when serving
or receiving; during a rally, it can be hit after one bounce or no bounce.
• Reaching over the net to hit the ball before it crosses the net
• Touching the net with any part of the body
• The same player touching the ball twice in succession (dribbling)
• Grasping the ball or receiving it with a scooping motion (holding)
**[00:33] Jin**
Since it has "pony" in it, does it use horses?
**[00:35] Mai**
I'm not sure.
**[00:37] Yanna**
Seriously, what the heck is it?
**[00:40] Jin**
You guys don't know, either?!
***SIGN*** Taspony
**[00:43] Mai**
Oh, I gotta go.
**[00:45] Yanna**
Same.
**[00:48] Jin**
Hey, Toshika.
**[00:50] Jin**
You and Yatogame were the ones
that picked taspony, right?
**[00:53] Toshika**
A-About that...
**[00:55] (Flashback) Yato**
Let's pick taspony!
**[00:57] (Flashback) Toshika**
Eep! Whatever you say!
**[01:00] Toshika**
I couldn't say anything against her!
**[01:02] Jin**
What the heck happened?
**[01:06] Toshika**
Well, time for me to go!
**[01:08] Jin**
Hey, wait!
**[01:09] Jin**
What's up with her?
**[01:11] Jin**
Yatogame?
**[01:12] ---**
She looks really happy.
**[01:15] Yato**
Uh-huh. Everyone's playin' taspony.
**[01:19] Jin**
So what is taspony, anyway?
**[01:21] Yato**
Take a look!
**[01:27] Yato**
Taspony is a new sport born in Atsuta, Nagoya.
**[01:30] Yato**
It's basically like tennis, except ya
smack a sponge ball back and forth.
**[01:34] Yato**
Since it's a sponge ball,
it can't hurt anyone,
**[01:36] Yato**
so it's safe to play!
**[01:38] Yato**
Plus, the court is small and
doesn't take up much space,
**[01:41] Yato**
and it's so easy, even those
two are playin' it just fine!
**[01:44] Yato**
Also, look!
**[01:46] Mai**
I'm not done...
**[01:48] Toshika**
One more try...
**[01:53] Yato**
Check it out!
**[01:55] Yato**
A new friendship is born!
**[01:57] Yato**
So it's an awesome sport that anyone can play.
**[02:01] Jin**
It sounds kinda boring.
**[02:05] Yanna**
Friendship is always beautiful.
**[02:07] Yanna**
But ya know what, Monaka?
**[02:08] Yato**
Yep?
**[02:09] Yanna**
The next two up are you and me!
**[02:12] Yanna**
Sorry, but I'm gonna be takin' the win!
**[02:14] Yato**
Hmph! Ya might be a worthy opponent!
**[02:19] Jin**
I'm not sure where all this passion came from.
**[02:21] Jin**
Yatogame seems pretty athletic,
but what about Sasatsu?
**[02:26] Mai**
This game is going to get wild.
***SIGN*** Yatogame Sasatsu
**[02:29] Rara**
Okay, here we go!
**[02:31] Rara**
Ready...
**[02:33] ---**
Play taspony!
**[02:37] Yanna**
Monaka! I ain't gonna hold back!
**[02:40] Yato**
Yep!
**[02:41] Yanna**
Finishing move...
**[02:43] Yanna**
Ise Bay Shrimp Curve!
**[02:47] Yato**
Hisho Tornado!
**[02:57] Jin**
Those sounds are so dull after all that passion!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
# E4 - I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYEXG2G06/i-didnt-leave-nothin-out)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Sawaguchi Aika (dela)
**[00:01] Na**
*Many scenes in this program will appear*
**[00:03] ---**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:06] Na**
* but please enjoy this program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:09] Na**
And come dela-ight in a dela-iciously
fun dela concert without dela-y!
**[00:13] Jin**
What did you say in that last part?
***SIGN*** "I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out"
**[00:15] Jin**
It's hot.
**[00:16] Yanna**
It's hot.
**[00:17] Yato**
It's hot!
**[00:18] Yanna**
I can't take it!
**[00:19] Yanna**
Someone go get permission for us
to get an air conditioner in here!
**[00:23] Mai**
Now, now. If heat like this
is enough to get to you,
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Gifu Prefecture
As of 2019, it still holds the
record for the second-highest
temperature in Japan's
recorded history (41.0°C),
second only to Saitama
Prefecture. Also, the three
cities of Mino, Gero, and Tajimi
in Gifu have consistently ranked
in the top five hottest cities.
**[00:25] Mai**
you'd never survive in Gifu.
**[00:27] Jin**
Gifu is brutal!
**[00:28] Yanna**
I know! If we ask Rara-chan about
gettin' an air conditioner,
**[00:31] ---**
I bet she'd mediate for us!
**[00:33] Jin**
Rara-chan? Who's that?
**[00:35] Yanna**
She's right there.
**[00:37] Rara**
You called?
**[00:44] Rara**
I'm this club's advisor!
**[00:45] ---**
Were you surprised?
**[00:47] Jin**
What the heck?
**[00:48] Mai**
So, um, this lady is...
**[00:51] Mai**
the photography club's advisor, Rara-sensei.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Shonai Rara
Photography club advisor
Shizuoka native
Teaches English
**[00:53] Rara**
I'm Shonai Rara!
**[00:55] Rara**
My favorite sushi is tuna!
**[00:58] Yanna**
Y'know, Rara-chan, that's the fifth
time you've popped outta the locker.
**[01:01] Yanna**
It's gettin' boring.
**[01:03] Rara**
You're all so spoiled, getting bored
after only five times!
**[01:07] Rara**
Shizuoka's been showing reruns
of the same anime for ages!
**[01:11] Jin**
This club had an advisor?
**[01:13] Mai**
Rara-sensei is from Shizuoka.
**[01:16] Rara**
Everyone was having fun without me again...
**[01:19] Rara**
The Nozomi Shinkansen doesn't stop in Shizuoka,
***SIGN*** Hamamatsu
***SIGN*** Kakegawa
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
***SIGN*** Shin-Fuji
***SIGN*** Mishima
***SIGN*** Atami
***SIGN*** Mikawa Anjo
***SIGN*** Toyohashi
***SIGN*** Odawara
***SIGN*** Hamamatsu
***SIGN*** Kakegawa
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
***SIGN*** Shin-Fuji
***SIGN*** Mishima
***SIGN*** Atami
***SIGN*** Hamamatsu
***SIGN*** Kakegawa
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
***SIGN*** Shin-Fuji
***SIGN*** Mishima
***SIGN*** Atami
***SIGN*** Hamamatsu
***SIGN*** Kakegawa
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
***SIGN*** Shin-Fuji
***SIGN*** Mishima
***SIGN*** Atami
**[01:22] Rara**
and it's excluded from the Tokai region.
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
***SIGN*** Gifu
***SIGN*** Aichi
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
**[01:25] Rara**
I guess I'm just in the way, too...
***SIGN*** Mie
**[01:27] Jin**
She suddenly sounds like some kinda tragic hero!
**[01:29] Mai**
More importantly, can you handle the
matter of the air conditioner for us?
**[01:32] Rara**
You mean I can be one of the gang now?
**[01:35] Rara**
Really?
**[01:35] Three**
Uh-huh.
**[01:37] Rara**
I'm so happy!
**[01:39] Rara**
Leave everything to me!
**[01:41] All**
Yeah!
**[01:42] Yanna**
Well, my relatives are gonna be on *Genki! Mie!*,
***SIGN*** Genki! Mie!
The Lively Livelihood Report
**[01:46] ---**
and I gotta watch, so I'm headin' home.
**[01:47] Jin**
Just record it!
**[01:49] Mai**
I need to go home and scorch
the soles of my new shoes.
**[01:52] Jin**
What kind of dangerous custom is that?!
**[01:54] Yato**
W-Well...
**[01:55] Jin**
If you've got nothing, then stay!
**[01:58] Jin**
So Sensei, how do we get permission?
**[02:01] Rara**
Don't worry about that!
**[02:02] Rara**
I have a secret plan that's perfect for this!
**[02:05] Jin**
A secret plan?
***SIGN*** Shincha
**[02:06] Rara**
Right here!
**[02:07] Rara**
One of Japan's three most refined teas,
**[02:09] Rara**
shincha from Shizuoka!
**[02:12] Rara**
I'll make some of this for everyone.
**[02:14] Rara**
And then...
**[02:17] Teacher**
This is much better than our usual tea!
**[02:19] Teacher**
Thanks, Rara-chan!
**[02:21] BG**
So good!
**[02:21] BG**
Thanks!
**[02:21] BG**
This really is good.
**[02:22] Teacher**
Rara-chan, is there anything
you'd like as thanks?
**[02:25] Rara**
Well, I'd like an air
conditioner for our club room!
**[02:29] Rara**
It's perfect!
**[02:30] Jin**
That's a roundabout method.
**[02:32] Rara**
Here, have some tea.
**[02:34] Teacher**
Thanks.
**[02:35] Teacher**
Excuse me, Shonai-sensei.
Can I have one, too?
**[02:37] Teacher**
Me, too.
**[02:38] Teacher**
Me, too.
**[02:39] Teacher**
And me.
**[02:39] Teacher**
Tea, please.
**[02:40] Teacher**
Me, too!
**[02:41] Rara**
Sure! Coming right up!
**[02:47] Rara**
*I'm so happy! I'm actually being sought out!*
**[02:50] Rara**
*So this is what it means to be alive!*
**[02:53] Jin**
*Uh, what about the air conditioner?*
**[02:55] Jin**
*After that, we asked normally,*
**[02:57] Jin**
*and they granted our request normally.*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
# E5 - It Ain't a Main Dish
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJP9VPR/it-aint-a-main-dish)
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***SIGN*** Enako
(Aichi Prefecture)
***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:01] Na**
*Many scenes in this program will appear*
**[00:02] Na**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:06] Na**
* but please enjoy this program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:09] Na**
* By the way, did you know that Nagoya has*
* called itself a host town for cosplayers?*
**[00:14] Na**
* It's a very cosplay-friendly town,*
* so be sure to come visit!*
**[00:18] Jin**
You're a skilled promoter!
**[00:19] Jin**
I actually caught a cold.
***SIGN*** "It Ain't a Main Dish"
**[00:22] Toshika**
What do I do? What do I do?
**[00:24] Toshika**
Jeez, why isn't she here yet?
**[00:27] (Flashback) Toshika**
Hello, Mai-chan? What do I do?
**[00:30] (Flashback) Toshika**
My brother might die!
**[00:31] (Flashback) Mai**
How terrible! Just leave this to me.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Mai**
Wait just a bit, okay?
**[00:36] Toshika**
I can't wait any longer!
**[00:38] Toshika**
I'll go buy something that
might help with a cold!
**[00:44] Toshika**
Wh-Why is Hachijukkame-san here?!
**[00:49] Yato**
Eh?
**[00:53] Jin**
Yatogame?!
**[00:55] Jin**
Why?
**[00:56] Yato**
The door was unlocked. Ya gotta be more careful.
**[01:00] Yato**
I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do, all right?
**[01:03] Yato**
*Is Yatogame actually here to take care of me?*
**[01:07] Jin**
Also, what does, "I'm gonna
do what I'm gonna do," mean?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** "I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do," means,
"I'm going to go ahead and cook something."
**[01:12] Jin**
*What is that?*
**[01:15] Yato**
Down it all in one shot!
**[01:18] Jin**
Stop! Are you trying to kill me in one shot?!
**[01:21] Jin**
Huh?
**[01:22] Jin**
I-Is this...
**[01:25] Yato**
It's miso-stewed udon!
**[01:28] (Flashback) Mai**
Jin-senpai said he really wanted some.
**[01:31] (Flashback) Yato**
Guess I ain't got much choice, then!
**[01:34] Jin**
Th-This is the Nagoya
specialty, miso-stewed udon?
**[01:38] Yato**
Want a big serving of rice?
**[01:40] Jin**
Huh? No, I don't need rice.
**[01:42] Yato**
Ya don't need rice?!
**[01:44] Jin**
I mean, it's udon.
**[01:46] Jin**
It's not like okonomiyaki in Osaka.
**[01:48] Yato**
Don't compare me to some Osakan!
**[01:51] Yato**
Now, watch. We eat miso-stewed udon
by puttin' some noodles in the lid...
**[01:56] Yato**
Ow, hot!
**[01:57] Yato**
Why is there a hole in the hotpot lid?!
**[02:01] Jin**
They all have holes, don't they?
**[02:03] Yato**
Not the ones for stewin' stuff in miso!
***SIGN*** Stuffed with aluminum foil
**[02:06] Yato**
Now, eat up!
**[02:07] Jin**
These noodles are long and thick and...
**[02:10] Jin**
Tough!
***SIGN*** Tough
**[02:11] Yato**
That's how they are when ya stew 'em in miso.
**[02:13] Jin**
But how?!
**[02:15] Yato**
They're meant as a side dish
ya gotta chew up good!
**[02:18] Yato**
That makes ya want some rice to go with 'em.
**[02:21] Jin**
Gulp!
**[02:23] Jin**
Sh-She's right. I'm supposed
to be eating udon right now,
**[02:26] Jin**
but my mouth is begging me for rice!
**[02:31] Jin**
It's so good!
***SIGN*** So...
***SIGN*** good!
**[02:33] Yato**
Then ya put the rice in the leftover broth!
**[02:37] Jin**
No! Don't do that!
**[02:38] Jin**
*I... I can't stop!*
**[02:45] Jin**
*My body feels lighter.*
**[02:47] Jin**
*Yatogame... is gone.*
***SIGN*** Miso-Stewed Udon
**[02:50] Jin**
*But she was definitely here.*
**[02:54] Toshika**
I'm too scared to go home!
**[02:57] Toshika**
Save me, Onii-chan!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
# E6 - I Ain't Backin' Down
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYG5Q1MWY/i-aint-backin-down)
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***SIGN*** Asaka
(Aichi Prefecture)
***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Na**
*Many scenes in this program will appear*
**[00:02] Na**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region.*
**[00:05] Na**
* Please keep that in mind as you watch this*
* program filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:09] Na**
* By the way, as a Nagoya native,*
* my favorite Nagoya food is fruit daifuku!*
**[00:13] Jin**
Wow, I should try those, too!
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Backin' Down"
**[00:17] Toshika**
I've had it! I'm going back to Tokyo!
**[00:19] Jin**
Chill out. It's not that big a deal.
**[00:22] Toshika**
Yes, it is!
**[00:24] Toshika**
Why... Why?
**[00:26] Toshika**
Why isn't Nagoya on a nationwide tour?!
***SIGN*** Nationwide Tour
Tokyo 8/4
Sendai 8/5
Osaka 8/11
Hiroshima 8/12
Fukuoka 8/17
**[00:29] Toshika**
Sendai and Hiroshima are there!
***SIGN*** Tokyo 8/4
Sendai 8/5
Osaka 8/11
Hiroshima 8/12
Fukuoka 8/17
**[00:32] Na**
*This is known as the "Nagoya skip."*
***SIGN*** Shin-Osaka
***SIGN*** Nagoya Skip!!
**[00:34] Na**
*The term began trending in 1992,*
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Shin-Yokohama
**[00:37] ---**
* when the Nozomi Shinkansen route that*
* skipped Nagoya Station was designed.*
**[00:41] Na**
* Today, we will introduce some classic*
* examples of the Nagoya skip.*
**[00:45] Na**
*Example 1: late-night anime.*
***SIGN*** Example 1
***SIGN*** Late-Night Anime
**[00:47] Mai**
I can't wait for next season's new anime!
**[00:49] Mai**
I'd better get set up to record it right away!
**[00:51] Mai**
The channel it's on...
**[00:53] Mai**
*It's not airing in Aichi?!*
**[00:55] Na**
* In the past, Aichi was known*
* as an otaku-friendly place*
**[00:57] Na**
*that aired all of the late-night anime.*
**[00:59] Na**
*But over the years, it aired less.*
***SIGN*** Terrestrial Anime Broadcasts
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Osaka
***SIGN*** Aichi
**[01:01] Na**
* In recent years, terrestrial anime*
* broadcasts in Aichi amount to less*
**[01:03] ---**
*than one third of those aired in Tokyo.*
**[01:05] Mai**
Oh, it's airing in Gifu, though.
**[01:07] Mai**
Great.
**[01:08] Na**
* But for some reason,*
* they do air in Gifu and Mie.*
**[01:11] Na**
*It's a mystery.*
***SIGN*** Ramen Kuro
**[01:13] Na**
*Example 2: ramen chains.*
***SIGN*** Example 2
***SIGN*** Ramen Chains
**[01:16] Yanna**
Nice! I'm starvin', so maybe I'll go.
**[01:18] Yanna**
It's not in Nagoya!
**[01:20] Yanna**
But it's in Niigata and Kyoto!
**[01:22] Na**
*The people of Nagoya love all types of noodles.*
**[01:25] Na**
* They're so particular that new chains*
* pop up and disappear constantly,*
***SIGN*** Champon Hut
***SIGN*** Udon
***SIGN*** Ramen Yarou!
***SIGN*** Hakata Ramen
**[01:29] Na**
*and none of them last.*
***SIGN*** Restaurant Closing
Thank you
for your patronage.
**[01:31] Na**
*It is truly a land isolated from noodles.*
**[01:34] Yanna**
We still have Sugakiya!
**[01:37] Na**
Example 3: events.
***SIGN*** Example 3
***SIGN*** Events
**[01:39] Girl**
I guess that illustration exhibit
doesn't come to Nagoya.
**[01:41] Girl**
What? No way! That's a Nagoya skip!
**[01:46] Na**
*Yatogame-chan elegantly ignores them.*
**[01:48] Na**
*As a Nagoyan, Yatogame lives strong.*
**[01:51] Na**
*It takes more than that to faze her.*
**[01:54] Na**
*Anyway, to continue...*
**[01:55] Na**
*Events skip Nagoya because it's*
**[01:57] ---**
* just close enough to both Tokyo and Osaka*
* that attendees are split between them.*
**[02:01] Jin**
Can't people in Nagoya just
go to one or the other?
**[02:03] Na**
* This is the thinking that*
* led to this sad phenomenon.*
**[02:06] Na**
*There are many examples of the Nagoya skip*
**[02:09] ---**
* other than the late-night anime,*
* noodles, and events we've covered here.*
**[02:13] Na**
* It is a reality that torments*
* all the people of Nagoya.*
***SIGN*** Why?!
**[02:19] Girl**
They have it in Fukuoka, though...
**[02:22] Na**
*Yatogame has endured many Nagoya skips.*
**[02:24] Na**
* She thought she had developed*
* a resistance to it.*
**[02:27] Na**
*But...*
**[02:29] Na**
*She doesn't want to lose to Fukuoka.*
**[02:31] Na**
* Even if she doesn't root*
* for any teams from Nagoya,*
**[02:34] Na**
*she doesn't want the Hawks or Avispa to win.*
**[02:36] Na**
*That is the fate of the Nagoyans.*
**[02:39] Na**
* Fukuoka: as Japan's third major city,*
* it's often compared to Nagoya.*
**[02:43] Na**
* They compete in gourmet,*
* tourism, ease of living,*
***SIGN*** Nagoya VS Fukuoka SP
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** m 13 177 l 15 325 620 326 614 175
***SIGN*** Japan's Third Major City
Is Actually Nagoya
**[02:45] ---**
* and even silly things like*
* having the most coffee chains.*
***SIGN*** Nagoya VS Fukuoka SP
***SIGN*** Fukuoka
***SIGN*** m 21 176 l 19 291 605 295 599 173
***SIGN*** The Third City
Is Actually Not Nagoya
**[02:49] Na**
*Both are determined not to lose in any way!*
**[02:53] Yato**
Don't go to Fukuoka.
**[02:56] Yato**
Come to Nagoya!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
# E7 - I Ain't Skippin' It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XPX79R/i-aint-skippin-it)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Maeda Keiji
(Nagoya Omotenashi Bushotai)
(Arako-jo Castle, Kaito County, Owari Province)
**[00:01] Na**
* Many scenes in this program will*
* appear to present a biased view*
**[00:05] Na**
* of the provinces of Owari,*
* Mikawa, Mino, and Ise,*
**[00:08] Na**
*but it's done out of love!*
**[00:09] Na**
* Don't worry about the details.*
* Just enjoy it until the en—*
**[00:14] Na**
*To battle! Bring my spear!*
**[00:16] Jin**
What?! What is this?! The Warring States?!
***SIGN*** Why?!
**[00:20] Na**
*Toshika was struggling with the Nagoya skip.*
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Skippin' It"
**[00:24] Toshika**
So that's what happened.
**[00:26] Mai**
That's too bad.
**[00:28] Toshika**
Sheesh... Nothing good has happened
since I came to Nagoya.
**[00:31] Mai**
Toshika-chan...
**[00:33] Mai**
I know of a way you can enjoy
concerts even in Nagoya.
**[00:37] Toshika**
Huh?! What is it?!
**[00:39] Mai**
It's...
**[00:40] Mai**
Local idols!
**[00:44] Toshika**
Isn't that just stuff like SKE-whatever?
**[00:47] Toshika**
I'd rather see hot guys than girls.
**[00:52] Mai**
There are boy idols, too!
**[00:55] Mai**
I'll send you the URL right now!
**[00:57] Toshika**
*Huh...*
**[00:58] Toshika**
* I bet it's some tiny music video that looks*
* like it was shot at someone's house,*
**[01:02] Toshika**
* with a bunch of guys who don't*
* quite count as good-looki—*
**[01:05] Toshika**
* What is this? Incredible!*
* No... it's brilliant!*
**[01:09] Toshika**
*These are local idols?!*
**[01:12] Na**
*Yes!*
**[01:13] Na**
*Nagoya's local idols!*
**[01:14] Na**
* "If none will come, we'll make*
* our own!" It's the Nagoya way!*
**[01:18] Na**
* Since the 2000s, groups like Nagoya's SKE48*
* and MomoClo's sister unit Team Shachi*
**[01:23] Na**
* have been among the many legit local*
* idol groups created by major agencies.*
**[01:28] Na**
* Most recently, hot Nagoya idol groups*
* like BOYS AND MEN and MAGIC☆PRINCE*
**[01:31] Na**
* have made a name for*
* themselves all over Japan.*
**[01:35] Na**
* With looks and performances that don't*
* even compare to local idols elsewhere,*
**[01:40] Na**
* they grasp the hearts of Nagoyans left jaded*
* by the Nagoya skip and never let go!*
**[01:44] Na**
*They all operate out of Nagoya,*
***SIGN*** Sakamoto Haruna
Aichi Prefecture
***SIGN*** Akimoto Honoka
Aichi Prefecture
***SIGN*** Oguro Yuzuki
Aichi Prefecture
***SIGN*** Sakura Nao
Aichi Prefecture
***SIGN*** Takasaki Jukiya
Aichi Prefecture
**[01:46] Na**
* and all the members were*
* born in the Tokai region.*
***SIGN*** Shimizu Takanori
Aichi Prefecture
***SIGN*** Terasaka Raiga
Aichi Prefecture
***SIGN*** Nonoda Kanade
Aichi Prefecture
***SIGN*** Kanda Rikuto
Aichi Prefecture
**[01:49] Na**
* All of their concerts, events, and*
* TV appearances start in Nagoya.*
***SIGN*** Osaka
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Tokyo
**[01:53] Na**
* That's why fans in Nagoya reap*
* the most benefits from them.*
**[01:56] Na**
*In other words...*
**[01:57] Na**
*they have no choice but to support them!*
**[01:59] Toshika**
Wait, no way! They have an
event near here tomorrow!
**[02:01] Toshika**
What?! I'm totally there!
***SIGN*** Toshika's Room
Knock in this order: quiet -> medium -> loud!!
**[02:04] Jin**
Sounds like Toshika's singing something.
**[02:07] Jin**
Is she in a better mood now?
**[02:12] Jin**
Hey, Toshika, about Tokyo...
**[02:14] Jin**
I talked to Mom and Dad,
**[02:16] Jin**
and we're gonna go back just for a
little while over summer break.
**[02:19] Toshika**
Onii-chan...
**[02:20] Jin**
Then you can go to a concert, right?
**[02:22] Toshika**
What are you talking about?
I'm not leaving Nagoya.
**[02:24] Jin**
Huh?!
**[02:25] Toshika**
I don't have time to go back to Tokyo.
**[02:27] Jin**
After all that complaining
about Nagoya?! What happened?!
***SIGN*** In Call
***SIGN*** Toshika-chan
**[02:31] Na**
* Yes... This was only the beginning*
* of Jin Toshika's true Nagoya life.*
***SIGN*** Call Ended
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[03:10] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, c'mere, c'mere.
***SIGN*** C'mere
***SIGN*** C'mere
***SIGN*** C'mere
***SIGN*** C'mere
**[03:13] Teppei**
What's up, Jandara-senpai?
**[03:15] Jandara**
It's tomorrow, right?
**[03:16] Teppei**
Huh? What's tomorrow?
**[03:19] Jandara**
I'm about to say it.
**[03:20] Jandara**
Don't interrupt me.
**[03:23] Teppei**
Right... S-Sorry.
**[03:24] Jandara**
I was thinking, right?
**[03:26] Teppei**
Again, about what?! Why the past tense?!
# E8 - It Ain't a Building
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63KQ7KV6/it-aint-a-building)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** +α/Alfakyun.
**[00:00] Na**
*Na: Many scenes in this program will appear*
**[00:02] Na**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:06] Na**
* but please enjoy this program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:10] Na**
* Now, please listen to*
* "Imaginary Love" by +α/Alfakyun.!*
**[00:14] Jin**
Wait, wait!
**[00:15] Jin**
The anime comes first!
***SIGN*** "It Ain't a Building"
**[00:17] Jin**
Whoa, these are expensive.
**[00:19] Jin**
When in the world am I gonna be
able to take decent pictures?
**[00:23] Mai**
I have a lens I'm not using.
**[00:25] ---**
Want to borrow it?
**[00:26] Jin**
Can I?
**[00:27] Mai**
It's from my old camera,
so I don't use it with my new one.
**[00:31] Jin**
Thanks.
**[00:33] Jin**
Now that my camera has a new look,
I want to take pictures of something.
**[00:37] Jin**
But what should I...
***SIGN*** Accepting Applications!
Your Town's
Symbol Photo Contest
**[00:40] Jin**
Hey, why don't we do this?
**[00:42] Yanna**
Sure. Good luck with that.
**[00:44] Jin**
I meant all of us!
**[00:47] Mai**
The symbol of our town, huh?
**[00:50] Mai**
I guess that would be the
golden Nobunaga statue.
**[00:52] Mai**
I heard it cost 30 million yen to make.
***SIGN*** 30 Million
**[00:55] Jin**
What?! Where is it?
**[00:57] Mai**
In Gifu.
**[00:58] Mai**
There are Nobunaga statues all over Japan,
**[01:00] Mai**
but ours is the only golden one.
**[01:02] Jin**
Gold? Also, it's in Gifu?!
**[01:04] Yanna**
Then how 'bout the Wedded Rocks?
**[01:06] Jin**
Are they in Nagoya?
**[01:08] Yanna**
Nope. Ise.
**[01:09] Jin**
Ise?! That won't work, then!
**[01:12] Yanna**
A symbol of Nagoya, huh?
**[01:14] Yanna**
Nana-chan?
**[01:15] Mai**
Or the beckoning cat of Osu?
**[01:18] Jin**
Don't you have Nagoya Castle?!
**[01:21] Mai**
Jin-senpai, please listen calmly.
**[01:25] Mai**
Nagoya Castle... is not interesting at all!
**[01:27] Jin**
Stop! Don't say things like that!
**[01:30] Yanna**
Inuyama Castle in Inuyama is better.
**[01:33] Jin**
Why did you bring up the name
of a different castle?!
**[01:35] Rara**
*There are lots of castles in Shizuoka, too.*
**[01:39] Rara**
* Like Hamamatsu Castle, Sunpu Castle,*
* Kakegawa Castle...*
**[01:43] Jin**
We're talking about Nagoya,
so it has to be Nagoya Castle!
**[01:47] Mai**
To be frank, Nagoya Castle is famous
for being a disappointment.
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
***SIGN*** Air Raids
**[01:52] Mai**
The real Nagoya Castle burned down,
**[01:55] Mai**
so almost nothing original is left.
**[01:58] Mai**
It's made of concrete now,
with just a little museum inside.
**[02:03] Mai**
It's otherwise known as a
building shaped like a castle.
**[02:07] Jin**
That's too mean!
**[02:08] Yato**
What're y'all fussin' about?
**[02:11] Jin**
Yatogame, you think Nagoya Castle
is the symbol of Nagoya, don't you?
**[02:15] Jin**
Yeah! That shachihoko!
**[02:17] Jin**
That's totally it!
**[02:19] ---**
It must be if you're wearing one!
**[02:21] Jin**
Yatogame, the castle's shachihoko
are made of real gold, right?
**[02:25] Yato**
Yeah, which is why they've
been stolen tons of times.
**[02:29] Jin**
Huh?! Those huge statues?
**[02:31] Yato**
One time, the thief got ten years in prison.
**[02:35] Yato**
Another one got the firing squad.
**[02:38] Yato**
And another one was dealt with in secret
**[02:40] ---**
by the military because he
was a former serviceman.
**[02:43] Yato**
No one knows what happened to him.
**[02:46] Jin**
Scary! That's scary!
**[02:48] Yato**
So yeah, it's best ya don't get too close.
**[02:51] Mai**
If you want to go, go by yourself.
**[02:53] Jin**
What? You're really not going?
**[02:56] Jin**
Wait, it's over just like that?!
**[02:57] Jin**
Hey!
***SIGN*** He didn't get to go.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
# E9 - It Ain't Weird
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRME7P0WY/it-aint-weird)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Satou Kaede
(Nogizaka46)
**[00:01] Na**
*Many scenes in this program will appear*
**[00:03] Na**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:06] Na**
* but please enjoy this program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:09] Na**
* It may not seem very Nagoyan,*
* but my Nagoya recommendation*
**[00:13] Na**
*is imo kenpi!*
**[00:15] Na**
*Kakuozan!*
***SIGN*** imo kenpi kakuozan
**[00:17] Jin**
Search for "Kakuozan" and
"imo kenpi" together!
**[00:19] Jin**
Hey, guys.
***SIGN*** "It Ain't Weird"
**[00:25] Yato**
Cut it out!
**[00:26] Jin**
Your love for Yatogame has
brought you to this point?!
**[00:29] Mai**
No!
***SIGN*** Mito
***SIGN*** Sendai
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Japan's Three Ugliest Creatures
**[00:30] Mai**
Jin-senpai, did you know Nagoya is one
**[00:32] ---**
of the three cities said to be the
home of the ugliest people in Japan?
**[00:35] Jin**
The ugliest people in Japan?
**[00:37] Mai**
I won't accept it!
**[00:38] ---**
Yatogame-chan is so cute!
**[00:40] Yanna**
Which brings us to this!
**[00:41] Jin**
Style Photos... a hairstyle contest?
***SIGN*** Style Photos
***SIGN*** Hairstyle
Contest
**[00:44] Yanna**
Yep!
**[00:45] Mai**
If we win this contest, we'll no longer
be known as the home of ugly people...
**[00:49] Mai**
I bet!
**[00:50] Mai**
Okay, first, we'll brush your hair.
**[00:56] Jin**
Do you have springs in there or something?!
**[00:58] Jin**
How does Yatogame's hairstyle even work?
**[01:01] Yanna**
Right, just leave this to me!
***SIGN*** Super Strong
Hair Wax
***SIGN*** Flat
**[01:08] Yanna**
Now it's perfect!
**[01:10] Yanna**
My eyes!
**[01:11] Mai**
If we can't change the top...
**[01:14] Mai**
Let's just give her a Nagoya maki.
**[01:14] Yanna**
I'm blind! I'm blind!
**[01:16] Jin**
Nagoya maki?
**[01:17] Jin**
Is that...
***SIGN*** Nagoya Maki
**[01:19] Jin**
a Nagoya wrap?
**[01:20] Jin**
Should I go buy some fried shrimp?
**[01:23] Mai**
Why?
**[01:25] Rara**
*A Nagoya maki is...*
**[01:27] Rara**
* the name of a hairstyle that*
* used to be popular in Nagoya.*
***SIGN*** Floof
**[01:33] Jin**
Bedhead?
**[01:39] Mai**
I guess a Nagoya maki was never
going to work with short hair.
**[01:44] Mai**
Er?
**[01:44] Yanna**
Stare...
**[01:45] Mai**
Wh-What?
***SIGN*** Loose Floof
**[01:50] Yanna**
Hey, hey! Look over here, please!
**[01:53] Mai**
D-Don't look at me!
**[01:55] Mai**
I'm not used to being the
center of attention!
**[01:58] Yanna**
But it looks great on ya.
**[01:59] Yanna**
We oughta just send Mai's
photo for the contest.
**[02:02] Mai**
Wouldn't it look much better
on you than on me, President?
**[02:08] Yanna**
Uh... N-Nah, I...
***SIGN*** Gal Floof
**[02:13] Mai**
Excellent, President! Look this way!
**[02:16] Mai**
Over here, please!
**[02:17] Yanna**
Cut it out! Go away, dang it!
***SIGN*** A Later Day
**[02:20] Mai**
Everyone! Big news!
**[02:22] Mai**
We actually placed in that contest!
**[02:24] Jin**
What?! With whose photo?
**[02:27] Mai**
Well, this says the catlike
look to the sides is cute...
***SIGN*** Bronze
**[02:31] Jin**
This is just the usual Yatogame.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[03:08] Jandara**
What's wrong?
**[03:10] Teppei**
Well, I was born in Chiba,
**[03:13] Teppei**
but I always say I'm from
"right next to Tokyo."
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Chiba
***SIGN*** Tokyo
**[03:16] Teppei**
Do you tell people you're from Nagoya,
since Aichi is less familiar?
**[03:20] Jandara**
Nope, because I'm from Mikawa.
**[03:22] Teppei**
But, I mean, when there's
just no other way...
**[03:25] Jandara**
Still nope.
**[03:26] Jandara**
Aichi is Aichi.
**[03:27] Teppei**
That's some gumption!
**[03:29] ---**
# E10 - It Ain't Weak
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRXJP4D3Y/it-aint-weak)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Furuhata Nao
(SKE48)
**[00:00] Na**
*Many scenes in this program appear*
**[00:02] Na**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:06] Na**
* but please enjoy this program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:09] Na**
* What makes me think of Nagoya*
* the most is oni manju!*
**[00:11] Na**
*They fill your heart and your mouth with warmth!*
**[00:13] Na**
*Make sure you check them out, everyone!*
**[00:15] Jin**
An oni fills you with warmth?!
***SIGN*** "It Ain't Weak"
**[00:17] Jin**
So hot...
**[00:19] Jin**
There's no breeze, and the sun's so intense...
**[00:21] Yanna**
This is summer in Nagoya.
**[00:24] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:25] Jin**
Yet somehow, Tadakusa-chan seems fine...
**[00:28] Mai**
How can you let this level of
heat get you... get you...
**[00:31] Jin**
Just switch to your summer uniform already!
**[00:31] Mai**
...get...
**[00:34] Jin**
Nothing beats ice pops in summer.
**[00:37] Jin**
What'd you buy, Yatogame?
**[00:40] Yato**
Whaddya think?
**[00:41] Jin**
What's that? A new product?
**[00:44] Yato**
What?! It's Andeico's Jun Hit Choco!
**[00:47] Yato**
It's an ice pop from Aichi that's
been loved here for over forty years!
**[00:50] Yato**
And it only costs... 70 yen!
**[00:54] Yato**
And it tastes...
**[00:56] Yato**
so good!
**[00:57] Jin**
But at that price, I bet
the flavor's pretty weak.
**[01:00] Yato**
Try it an' see!
**[01:03] Jin**
*Th-This is...*
**[01:04] Jin**
*A solid chocolate flavor!*
**[01:06] Jin**
*With its bitterness, it's not overpowering!*
**[01:07] Jin**
*And this flavor only costs 70 yen!*
**[01:09] Yato**
Plus, it only has 123 calories!
**[01:12] Yato**
That's basically the same as eatin' ice!
**[01:15] Yato**
Even a young maiden can eat
it with peace of mind!
**[01:17] Jin**
No way that's true!
**[01:18] Jin**
What about you, Sasatsu?
**[01:20] Yanna**
Of course...
***SIGN*** Imuraya
Azuki Bar
**[01:21] Yanna**
I got an Azuki Bar made by Imuraya,
which is based in Mie!
**[01:24] Jin**
The one they say is so hard that
it'll break your teeth off?!
**[01:27] Yanna**
C-Crap...
**[01:29] ---**
They weren't exaggeratin'. It really is hard!
**[01:32] Yanna**
But I saw this comin', so...
***SIGN*** Ta-
***SIGN*** da-dah!
**[01:34] Yanna**
I've got a special machine for
makin' Azuki Bars easier to eat!
**[01:38] Jin**
There's a machine for that?!
**[01:40] Jin**
Also, where'd you just pull that from?!
**[01:41] Yanna**
First, ya put the Azuki Bar in it.
***SIGN*** Clank
**[01:43] Yanna**
Then ya use the pull-out
bar to remove the stick,
***SIGN*** Pop
**[01:46] Yanna**
turn the handle, and...
**[01:48] Yanna**
Ya get Azuki Bar shaved ice!
**[01:51] Jin**
That rock-solid Azuki Bar
isa fine powder now!
**[01:56] Jin**
It's actually soft!
**[01:56] Yato**
Yum!
***SIGN*** Ice
**[01:59] Yanna**
By the way, five prototypes for this machine
**[02:01] ---**
lost to the Azuki Bar's hardness
before it was finalized.
**[02:05] Jin**
Azuki Bars are scary!
**[02:10] Jin**
Huh? Tadakusa-chan, the way we've been going,
**[02:12] Jin**
I thought you'd have some
kind of ice pop from Gifu.
**[02:15] Mai**
Oh... Um, yes, well...
***SIGN*** Panic
***SIGN*** Panic
***SIGN*** Panic
**[02:17] Mai**
We don't really eat ice pops in Gifu...
**[02:20] Jin**
I don't believe a prefectural
trait like that exists!
**[02:22] Mai**
There is actually a sharp ice pop
that's all the rage in Gifu now.
**[02:26] Jin**
A... sharp ice pop?
**[02:27] Mai**
Yes! Katana Pops!
***SIGN*** Smooth Red Bean Paste Flavor
**[02:29] Mai**
It's a unique ice pop designed by a high
schooler from Seki, the city of swords!
***SIGN*** Kaminoho Yuzu Flavor
**[02:33] Mai**
They're 1,000 yen per blade!
**[02:34] Jin**
You call them "blades"?!
**[02:36] Yanna**
And that ain't all!
**[02:37] Yanna**
They collaborated with Imuraya
to make an Azuki Bar Katana Pop!
**[02:41] Jin**
Two things that should never come together!
**[02:43] Jin**
Where can you buy those?!
**[02:45] Yanna**
Sadly, they're an event exclusive
that ain't for sale.
**[02:47] Jin**
Huh?!
**[02:47] Mai**
It's quite literally a legendary item.
**[02:50] Jin**
You're kidding me!
**[02:51] Jin**
I wanna eat an Azuki Bar Katana Pop!
**[02:55] Rara**
I'd like to eat some of Nanaya's matcha gelato.
***SIGN*** Matcha gelato from Nanaya comes
in your choice of seven different
flavor levels. It's very popular as
a gift in return for hometown tax
contributions.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
**[03:02] ---**
# E11 - I Ain't Yer Servant
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KE0NDW6/i-aint-yer-servant)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Amano Keita
(Yo-kai Watch)
**[00:00] Na**
* Apparently, lots of scenes in this*
* program present biased views*
**[00:04] ---**
* of the people of Nagoya and*
* the surrounding region!*
**[00:06] Na**
*But why would it have biased views?*
**[00:09] Na**
*Oh! It must be the work of a Yo-kai!*
**[00:11] Na**
*All right, time to bring in my friend!*
**[00:13] ---**
*Come on out, Yatogame-chan!*
**[00:15] Yato**
I ain't a Yo-kai!
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Yer Servant"
**[00:19] Shiharu**
There's really nothin' in Nagoya at all, huh?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Itemae Shiharu
Born in Osaka.
Middle school third-year.
Has immense pride in
her hometown, but isn't
that aware of it.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Koshiyasu Nanaho
Born in Kyoto.
Middle school third-year.
Thinks it's trashy to
argue about whose
hometown is better.
**[00:22] Shiharu**
And we came all this way to visit! Lame!
**[00:25] Nanaho**
But Shiharu-chan,
**[00:27] Nanaho**
there's a really big tower over there.
**[00:29] Shiharu**
Nope, nope!
***SIGN*** Tsutenkaku
**[00:31] Shiharu**
Tsutenkaku is ten thousand times cooler.
**[00:33] Nanaho**
I think Tsutenkaku is smaller, though.
**[00:40] Shiharu**
It's Mona-nee!
**[00:43] Jin**
Mona-nee?
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Shake
**[00:45] Yato**
Wrong. I am not Mona-nee.
**[00:48] Jin**
Are you a robot now?!
**[00:49] Nanaho**
Someone you know, Shiharu-chan?
**[00:51] Shiharu**
Mona-nee's my servant! She does
whatever I tell her to!
**[00:55] Shiharu**
Hey, Mona-nee, take me out somewhere.
**[00:57] Shiharu**
There's nothin' to do in Nagoya. I'm bored.
***SIGN*** Nothing to do
**[01:00] Jin**
Hey, Yatogame, who's the grade schooler?
**[01:03] Shiharu**
Huh?! Who're you callin' a grade schooler?!
***SIGN*** Itemae
**[01:06] Shiharu**
I'm Itemae Shiharu, and I'm 14!
***SIGN*** Shiharu
**[01:08] Shiharu**
I'm a bona fide middle schooler!
**[01:11] Yato**
She's... my cousin.
**[01:13] Jin**
Your...
**[01:14] Mai**
...cou...
**[01:14] Yanna**
...sin?!
**[01:14] Shiharu**
Yep!
**[01:15] Yanna**
But... Shiharu-chan, was it?
**[01:17] Yanna**
Monaka seems to be scared of ya, so maybe...
**[01:19] Shiharu**
Is somethin' wrong with your Kansai dialect?
**[01:21] Yanna**
No, this is...
**[01:22] Shiharu**
Nope, nope!
**[01:24] Shiharu**
I get that everyone wants to be
from Osaka, but ya can't fake this.
**[01:28] Yanna**
Mie ain't the same as Osaka...
**[01:31] Yanna**
It's Mie's dialect...
**[01:32] Jin**
Sasatsu lost?!
**[01:33] Shiharu**
Y'all should be careful, too.
**[01:35] Mai**
I'm from Gifu, so it won't be a problem!
**[01:38] Shiharu**
Where's Gifu?
**[01:42] Jin**
Instant death?!
**[01:43] Nanaho**
Shiharu-chan, you need to consider
other people's feelings.
**[01:46] Shiharu**
Yeah, but...
**[01:48] Nanaho**
Apologize. Right now.
**[01:50] Shiharu**
I-I'm sorry.
**[01:52] Nanaho**
Sorry about my friend here.
**[01:54] Nanaho**
Folks from Osaka are just so quick to
let their real thoughts pour out.
**[01:57] Nanaho**
...real thoughts pour out...
**[01:57] Text**
*Real Thoughts*
**[01:59] Nanaho**
Being too honest is their biggest flaw.
**[02:00] Text**
*Honest*
**[02:01] Nanaho**
I'm sure people from Nagoya
have their pride, too.
**[02:04] Text**
*People from Nagoya, too*
**[02:04] Jin**
Cut her some slack already!
**[02:06] Jin**
Yatogame looks like a fish
that just got reeled in!
**[02:09] Nanaho**
Oh! I'm sorry!
**[02:10] Nanaho**
Are you from Nagoya, too?
**[02:12] Jin**
Er, no, I'm from Tokyo.
**[02:15] Jin**
Hey, you're both from Osaka, right?
**[02:18] Jin**
So do you eat takoyaki every day?
**[02:20] Jin**
You even eat it with rice, right?
**[02:22] Jin**
What's it actually like to have
carbs with carbs on the side?
**[02:25] Jin**
Huh? Huh?
**[02:26] Jin**
Huh?
**[02:27] Shiharu**
Shut yer hole.
**[02:28] Shiharu**
We ain't speakin' in the
Tokyo dialect here, moron.
**[02:31] Nanaho**
Drop dead.
**[02:33] Shiharu**
Let's go, Nanaho.
**[02:35] Nanaho**
Yeah.
**[02:36] Yato**
H-Hold it...
**[02:37] Yato**
I can't let ya leave just like that...
**[02:39] Yato**
Nagoya... Japan's third-largest city has...
**[02:42] Shiharu**
Mona-nee... Nagoya ain't the third-largest city.
***SIGN*** Ain't the third-largest city
**[02:46] Nanaho**
The third-largest city is Kyoto.
***SIGN*** Ain't the third-largest city
***SIGN*** Kyoto
**[02:51] Jin**
Wh-What's with those two?
**[02:53] Jin**
The third-largest city is Yokohama, isn't it?
**[02:56] Mai**
Yokohama is included in Tokyo.
**[02:58] Jin**
It is not!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
**[03:01] ---**
# E12 - It Ain't Number Three
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVDVG97R/it-aint-number-three)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Mystery
***SIGN*** Manga Author Ando Masaki
And His Editor, Adachi
**[00:01] Na**
*Many scenes in this program will appear*
**[00:02] ---**
* to present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region.*
**[00:05] Na**
*That's the author of the manga saying so!*
**[00:06] Na**
* Please bear in mind that these*
* scenes are strictly the opinions*
**[00:09] ---**
* of the characters and may*
* not represent reality...*
**[00:12] Na**
*That's important!*
**[00:13] Na**
* ...and enjoy it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:15] Na**
*Please do!*
**[00:16] Jin**
Excuses!
**[00:18] Yato**
Japan's number three city is Nagoya...
***SIGN*** "It Ain't Number Three"
**[00:22] Mai**
It seems like finding out that Nagoya
wasn't the number three city
**[00:25] ---**
was quite a shock to her.
**[00:27] Yanna**
Nagoya does get skipped a lot, too.
**[00:29] Jin**
Is it really skipped that much?
**[00:31] Mai**
For example...
***SIGN*** 35 titles
***SIGN*** 12 titles
***SIGN*** {\pos(204,309)\fad(1,434)
\t(7592,7593,\alpha&HFF&)}Tokyo Aichi
**[00:32] Mai**
A certain publisher has had 35
manga titles adapted as anime,
**[00:36] Mai**
but only twelve were broadcast in Aichi.
**[00:39] Jin**
That's not many!
**[00:40] Rara**
And Shizuoka got zero!
**[00:42] Rara**
Maybe Mt. Fuji is blocking the signals...
***SIGN*** 1\frz-22.38\pos(60,221)\fad(152,1)}Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki*
is trying to be broadcast
all over Japan
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[00:45] Yanna**
Well, I still consider Nagoya
the number three city.
**[00:49] Jin**
I guess there are lots of others
besides Nagoya, though.
**[00:52] Yato**
Japan's number three city is...
**[00:55] Yato**
It's Nagoya!
**[00:57] Yato**
It ain't Fukuoka or Yokohama!
**[00:57] BG**
Nagoya! Nagoya! Nagoya!
**[01:00] Four**
I won't let that happen!
**[01:01] Yato**
Who're you guys?!
**[01:02] Sapporo**
The number three city is Sapporo!
**[01:04] Kobe**
What're you sayin'?
**[01:06] Kobe**
It's Kobe!
**[01:07] Sendai**
No way! It's Sendai!
**[01:09] Hiroshima**
What're you talkin' about?
**[01:11] Hiroshima**
It's Hiroshima!
**[01:12] All**
The number three city is...
**[01:13] All**
Nagoya!
**[01:13] All**
Sapporo!
**[01:13] All**
Kobe!
**[01:13] All**
Sendai!
**[01:13] All**
Hiroshima!
**[01:15] Jin**
Like Sapporo, for example...
**[01:16] Mai**
Sapporo has too much snow, so it's out.
**[01:19] Jin**
Only in winter!
**[01:20] Sapporo**
You're kidding!
***SIGN*** Sapporo is the largest city
***SIGN*** in Hokkaido with a population
***SIGN*** of 1.96 million.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[01:21] Jin**
And Kyoto and Kobe, too.
**[01:23] Yanna**
Kyoto and Kobe count as part of Osaka.
**[01:26] Jin**
The same logic you used on Yokohama?!
**[01:28] Kobe**
What the?!
**[01:29] Jin**
Then what about Hiroshima and Sendai?
**[01:31] Rara**
All Hiroshima did was add
yakisoba to okonomiyaki,
**[01:34] Rara**
and all Sendai has is zunda mochi.
**[01:36] Jin**
They have more! You're way too biased!
**[01:39] Hiroshima**
What the heck?!
**[01:40] Sendai**
We lose!
**[01:41] Yato**
But I managed to defend our
number three title to the death!
**[01:44] Fukuoka**
What the heck are you sayin'?!
**[01:47] Fukuoka**
The number three city is...
**[01:49] Fukuoka**
Fukuoka, obviously!
***SIGN*** Fukuoka
***SIGN*** Number Three City
***SIGN*** Oden
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[01:51] Fukuoka**
The game's on!
**[01:53] Fukuoka**
First of all, Fukuoka...
**[01:55] Fukuoka**
ranks fifth in cities people want to live in!
***SIGN*** Cities People
***SIGN*** Want to Live In
***SIGN*** No.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Cities People
***SIGN*** Want to Live in
***SIGN*** Nagoya's rank:
***SIGN*** 9th
**[01:59] Fukuoka**
Next...
**[02:01] Fukuoka**
It has the third most nationally recognized
historical, scenic, and natural landmarks!
***SIGN*** Number of Nationally Recognized Historical,
***SIGN*** Scenic, and Natural Landmarks
***SIGN*** No.
***SIGN*** Number of Nationally Recognized
Historical, Scenic, and
Natural Landmarks
Nagoya's rank: 23rd
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[02:06] Fukuoka**
And...
**[02:07] Fukuoka**
The number one food enjoyed as a side...
**[02:10] Fukuoka**
is mentaiko!
***SIGN*** Foods Enjoyed as a Side
***SIGN*** Ranked No.
**[02:13] Yato**
C-Crap!
**[02:15] Yato**
I can't beat mentaiko!
**[02:17] Miso**
That ain't true!
**[02:19] Yato**
That voice!
**[02:21] Miso**
Have more confidence, Yatogame.
**[02:23] Miso**
Ya got me on yer side, after all...
***SIGN*** Miso
**[02:26] Miso**
Me, miso!
**[02:28] Yato**
I-I'd forgotten what was important!
**[02:31] Yato**
Anything ya put miso on...
**[02:35] Yato**
attains the flavor of Nagoya!
**[02:40] Fukuoka**
But mentaiko goes with everything...
**[02:43] Yato**
Miso! Miso! Miso!
**[02:46] Mai**
Oh? She looks so happy.
**[02:49] Jin**
Looks like her bad dream turned into a good one.
**[02:53] Yato**
Nagoya is the best number
three city in Japan!
**[03:00] ---**
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
# Season 3
# E1 - We Meet Yet Again
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQ2QG/we-meet-yet-again)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Umezu**
*Many scenes in this program will appear to*
***SIGN*** Umezu Hideyuki
(Aichi Prefecture)
**[00:02] ---**
* present a biased view of the people*
* of Nagoya and the surrounding region.*
**[00:04] ---**
* Please bear in mind that*
* these scenes are strictly*
**[00:07] ---**
* the opinions of the characters*
* and may not represent reality,*
**[00:10] Umezu**
* and enjoy it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:13] Jin**
I'm actually getting used to
this overly careful stuff.
***SIGN*** "We Meet Yet Again"
**[00:17] Jin**
It's raining...
**[00:18] Mai**
It sure is.
**[00:20] Jin**
Rainy days are so depressing.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa Mai
Born in Gifu
High School,
Year 1
Hates exercise
Loves Yatogame
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jin Kaito
Born in Tokyo
High School,
Year 2
Has no tact
**[00:22] Mai**
Are they? I actually find them fun.
**[00:25] Jin**
Fun?
***SIGN*** Pout
**[00:26] Yato**
Yer mean.
**[00:28] Jin**
Maybe rainy days aren't so bad.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
Born in Nagoya
High School,
Year 1
Loves her hometown
Doesn't like strangers
**[00:30] Mai**
Right?
**[00:31] Yato**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Sasatsu Yanna
Born in Mie
High School,
Year 2
Somewhat fond of her hometown
Bad at getting up early
**[00:33] Yanna**
I took a shortcut to school,
and now my shoes are cov'd in mud!
**[00:35] Jin**
What's "cov'd"?
**[00:36] Yanna**
Cov'd means cov'd.
**[00:37] Yanna**
Ya know, like how the bottom of
your desk get cov'd in dust?
**[00:40] Jin**
Oh, you mean "covered" in—
**[00:41] Rara**
Hey, everyone! We say that in Shizuoka, too!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Shonai Rara
Born in Shizuoka
Photography club advisor
**[00:44] Yanna**
That's a lotta dust!
**[00:45] Yanna**
It's rainin' anyway, so I guess
we should clean up today.
**[00:47] Mai**
Good point. It could be
a nice change of pace.
**[00:51] Yato**
Yep!
**[00:51] Yanna**
Rara-chan, put on some tea, would ya?
**[00:53] Rara**
Of course! I'll make sure it's delicious!
**[00:56] Jin**
Those three are such good friends.
**[00:58] Jin**
Wait! Does this mean it's fair to say Gifu
and Mie are good friends with Nagoya?!
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** go
***SIGN*** ya
**[01:03] Jin**
*But I still have one question.*
**[01:05] Jin**
*I'm gonna get it answered right now!*
**[01:08] Jin**
Nagoya is above Gifu and Mie, right?
**[01:10] Mai**
That's rather sudden. Yes, it is.
**[01:13] Yanna**
Not by that much, though. But yes, it is.
**[01:15] Jin**
What's second, then? Is Gifu or Mie higher?
***SIGN*** Nagoya
**[01:18] Yato**
There ain't no higher or lower.
**[01:20] Yanna**
Well, of course, Mie—
**[01:21] Mai**
It's Gifu!
**[01:26] Rara**
Fight!
**[01:26] Yanna**
Gifu's hardly anythin' but forests.
**[01:28] Yanna**
Matsuzaka beef's way better than Hida beef!
**[01:30] Mai**
Gifu has a far larger population,
and the Shinkansen stops there.
**[01:33] Mai**
Mie is considered an outsider
by both Chubu and Kansai!
**[01:38] Yanna**
Wrong! Mie is the bridge
between Tokai and Kansai!
**[01:40] Yanna**
It holds a vital position!
**[01:42] Jin**
So... which is higher?
**[01:43] Mai**
It's Gifu, right, Yatogame-chan?
**[01:46] Yanna**
It's Mie, ain't it, Monaka?
**[01:48] Jin**
Okay, I'm sorry! Forget I ever asked that!
**[01:52] Jin**
We came up with a lot of trash.
**[01:53] Mai**
We sure did.
**[01:54] Yato**
Well, guess I'll go shed all this...
**[01:57] Jin**
Sh-Shed?!
***SIGN*** S
h
e
d
!?
**[01:58] Jin**
* D-Does she mean she's*
* gonna shed her clothes?!*
**[02:00] Yato**
We oughta shed him, too.
**[02:02] Yanna**
Yep.
**[02:03] Mai**
That means "throw it away"
in the Nagoya dialect.
**[02:05] Jin**
Don't throw me away!
**[02:06] Yanna**
Oh, looks like the rain stopped.
**[02:08] Rara**
I'm back, everyone!
**[02:10] Yanna**
All right! The room's clean,
so I guess we can go home.
**[02:13] Rara**
Okay. Just make sure you lock up first.
**[02:15] Three**
Okay.
**[02:16] Mai**
We ended up staying pretty late.
Will you be okay, Yatogame-chan?
**[02:19] Yato**
I'm ridin' my kicker machine today.
***SIGN*** Kicker
***SIGN*** machine
**[02:22] Jin**
Kicker machine?! You have one?! I wanna see!
**[02:25] Yato**
It's just a normal one, though.
**[02:26] Jin**
What kind of machine is it?!
***SIGN*** Blush
***SIGN*** Blush
**[02:30] Yato**
S-Sure, I guess ya can
take a li'l gander at it.
***SIGN*** Jingle
**[02:33] Jin**
It's just a bicycle?!
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[02:38] Teppei**
Miso katsu and miso nikomi udon are so good!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Teppei
Born in Chiba
Jandara-senpai's kouhai
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jandara Rin
Born in Mikawa, Aichi
Teppei's senpai
**[02:41] Teppei**
That sweet miso is habit-forming!
**[02:44] Jandara**
You must mean hatcho miso.
**[02:46] Teppei**
Nagoya totally reminds you
of hatcho miso, doesn—
***SIGN*** Nagoya reminds you of...
**[02:49] Jandara**
Listen to me. Hatcho miso
comes from Okazaki.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[02:52] Jandara**
In other words, it's a Mikawa product.
***SIGN*** Heh
Heh
Heh...
**[02:54] Jandara**
Don't make that mistake again.
**[02:56] Teppei**
But miso katsu and miso nikomi
udon are Nagoya specialties...
**[02:59] Jandara**
Shush...
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E2 - I Ain't Dumb
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU45NVM/i-aint-dumb)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:04] Jin**
Air conditioning for the win!
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Dumb"
**[00:06] Jin**
That Nagoya heat is deadly,
huh? I might melt—
**[00:08] Jin**
Yatogame's already melted beyond all help!
***SIGN*** Ooze
**[00:10] Mai**
Senpai, take a look at these.
**[00:12] Mai**
They're Yatogame-chan's midterm exams.
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
**[00:14] Mai**
It's almost time for finals,
so if it keeps up...
**[00:17] Yanna**
Just let us second-years handle it!
**[00:19] Jin**
Huh? Me, too?!
**[00:20] Mai**
Go on, Yatogame-chan.
Ask Jin-senpai for help.
**[00:24] Yato**
P-Please...
**[00:26] Jin**
You're way too reluctant!
**[00:28] Jin**
Okay, I'll give some easy questions,
so try answering.
**[00:30] Yato**
Fine.
***SIGN*** Q. Write the following in kanji:
A peaceful (nagoyaka) atmosphere
A: Peaceful (nagoyaka)
***SIGN*** Nagoya-ka
***SIGN*** Q: Write the following in English:
"Breakfast"
***SIGN*** Morning
***SIGN*** Q: Write out the term expressed by the symbol:
A: Root
***SIGN*** Chicken Wing
**[00:37] Jin**
This is worse than I thought!
**[00:38] Jin**
You keep trying to tie
everything back to Nagoya!
**[00:41] Yanna**
The modern literature one is even worse.
***SIGN*** It all went bonkers, so let's give 'er another go
***SIGN*** This is not a classic literature test
***SIGN*** Dialect
**[00:43] Jin**
You wrote it all in the Nagoya dialect!
***SIGN*** Yatogame
Good morning
***SIGN*** Hey, morning
***SIGN*** Yatogame
I'll be there today
***SIGN*** Okay, cool
**[00:45] Jin**
You used standard Japanese just fine before!
**[00:47] Yato**
Yer the one who told me I didn't hafta!
**[00:49] Jin**
You're blaming me?!
**[00:51] Jin**
This is gonna be tough.
**[00:52] Rara**
Just leave it to me!
**[00:54] Rara**
The evening snack,
a Lake Hamana specialty, Eel Pie!
***SIGN*** The Evening Snack
Eel Pie
Lake Hamana Specialty
***SIGN*** Piiiie
**[00:57] Jin**
Evening snack?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Eel Pie is well known by
its catchphrase,
"the evening snack,"
because its makers hoped
that families would eat them
together the evening after
coming home from a trip
where they bought them
as souvenirs.
**[00:59] Rara**
Oh, no! "Evening snack" doesn't
mean what you're thinking!
**[01:03] Rara**
My, such mature thoughts...
**[01:04] Jin**
What do you think? Should we give up?
**[01:06] Yato**
Gimme the next one!
***SIGN*** Grr
**[01:07] Jin**
Okay, we'll try Japanese history.
**[01:09] Jin**
In the Azuchi-Momoyama period,
Oda Nobunaga estab—
***SIGN*** Rakuichi-rakuza
**[01:12] Yato**
Rakuichi-rakuza.
**[01:14] Jin**
*She got it before I finished the question?!*
**[01:16] Jin**
Next question:
***SIGN*** Q: In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu engaged
in what battle in the northern part of the Owari Province?
***SIGN*** ° Emperor Ogimachi granted Toyotomi Hideyoshi the clan name "Toyotomi" in 1586,
meaning the correct name at the time of the Battle of Komaki and Nagakute was
"Hashiba Hideyoshi," but it has been standardized as "Toyotomi Hideyoshi" for simplicity
in this episode.
**[01:17] Jin**
In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and—
***SIGN*** Battle of Komaki
and Nagakute
**[01:19] Yato**
Battle of Komaki and Nagakute.
***SIGN*** A: Battle of Komaki and Nagakute (Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12)
**[01:21] Jin**
So fast!
**[01:22] Yato**
In modern times, it's also known as
the Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12.
**[01:25] Jin**
She's the real deal!
**[01:26] Jin**
Question:
***SIGN*** Q: In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
item to Japan via Tanegashima?
**[01:27] Jin**
In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
item to Japan via Tanegashima?
***SIGN*** Kishimen
***SIGN*** A: Matchlocks (guns)
**[01:31] Yato**
Kishimen.
**[01:32] Jin**
Question:
***SIGN*** Q: The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi passed to restrict Christian
missionaries and traders from Spain and
Portugal was known by what name?
**[01:33] Jin**
The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi
passed to restrict Chr—
***SIGN*** Edict of Expulsion
**[01:35] Yato**
Edict of Expulsion.
***SIGN*** A: Edict of Expulsion
**[01:36] Yato**
C'mon, that's common sense.
**[01:38] Jin**
Question:
***SIGN*** Q: In 1853, the East India Squadron of American ships
reached Japanese shores under what commander?
**[01:39] Jin**
In 1853, the East India Squadron of American
ships reached Japanese shores under what commander?
***SIGN*** Ichiro
***SIGN*** A: Perry
**[01:43] Yato**
Ichiro.
**[01:44] Jin**
Your history knowledge
is all over the place!
**[01:45] Yato**
Yeah...
**[01:46] Mai**
The people mentioned in the
questions she got right,
**[01:48] Mai**
Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi,
and Tokugawa Ieyasu...
**[01:51] Mai**
were all born in Aichi!
***SIGN*** Born in Aichi
**[01:54] Jin**
So that's why she only knew the
ones about the three greats...
***SIGN*** Three Great Men
**[01:56] Yato**
They ain't the "three greats"!
They're the "three great men"!
**[01:58] Jin**
Why the fixation on that detail?!
**[02:01] Jin**
Wait, so you can remember things
if they're linked to Nagoya?
***SIGN*** E
x
a
m
D
a
y
***SIGN*** Solve the following simultaneous equations.
**[02:04] Jin**
Okay, listen, Yatogame.
**[02:06] Jin**
* You have trouble with these*
* because you just see x and y.*
***SIGN*** Hmmm
***SIGN*** Looooom...
**[02:09] Yato**
* Two tenmusu plus three chicken*
* wings equals twelve!*
***SIGN*** Flash
***SIGN*** Japanese
Write the following in kanji:
Mankitsu suru (to fully enjoy)
***SIGN*** Answer 5: Mankitsu
**[02:14] Yato**
*Nagoya cafés are always full!*
***SIGN*** Nagoya cafés are always full!
***SIGN*** English
Write the following in English: "Company"
**[02:18] Yato**
*Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!*
***SIGN*** Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
***SIGN*** T
h
e
N
e
x
t
D
a
y
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
**[02:23] Yato**
I mean, y'all shoulda saw it comin'.
**[02:24] Jin**
My grades fell right through the floor.
**[02:27] Jin**
I neglected my own studies
**[02:29] Jin**
to spend all night coming up with
Nagoya-based questions for Yatogame.
**[02:32] Yato**
S-Sorry...
**[02:35] Na**
* It was the first time Yatogame*
* ever apologized to Jin.*
**[02:38] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[02:41] Teppei**
I'm not feeling great about
the exams coming up.
**[02:43] Jandara**
Just put in the same effort you usually do.
**[02:45] Teppei**
I dunno...
**[02:46] Jandara**
All right, then. I'll give you a
traditional Mikawa good luck charm.
**[02:49] Teppei**
You'll really give me such a treasur—
***SIGN*** Maken Gummies
**[02:50] Jandara**
Maken Gummies. Take 'em.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Made by Sugimotoya Seika,
located in the city of Toyohashi
in Aichi. They have been making
candies for over 100 years and
frequently sponsor music events.
**[02:52] Jandara**
Sugimotoya Seika, the maker of Maken
Gummies, is based in Toyohashi, Mikawa.
**[02:56] Jandara**
With those, you "won't lose" (maken)!
**[02:58] Teppei**
*Not what I expected...*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E3 - This Ain't Trainin'
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEXVPM/this-aint-trainin)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** This Ain't Trainin'
**[00:05] Jin**
I-I-Is this...
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting at Uramonzen Park From Ms. T
**[00:07] Jin**
a love letter?!
**[00:09] Yanna**
Hey, y'all got the same letter, too?
**[00:09] Jin**
* Yeah, I didn't think so.*
* Of course it wouldn't be.*
**[00:11] Mai**
Yes.
**[00:12] Jin**
So who is "T," then?
**[00:16] Rara**
Ms. T has arrived!
**[00:17] Yanna**
Uh, no, you're Rara-chan.
**[00:17] Rara**
Photography club members,
I've gathered you here for one reason.
**[00:19] Yato**
What the heck is she doin'?
**[00:22] Yanna**
You look like you're
wondering how I know you.
**[00:24] Rara**
You see, your club advisor
asked me to train all of you.
**[00:28] Jin**
You're just gonna keep pretending
we don't know who you are, huh?
**[00:30] Rara**
What your photos lack is fighting spirit!
**[00:33] Jin**
Our photos?!
**[00:34] Rara**
Now, come! Try to take this ball from me!
**[00:37] Yanna**
Is that gonna help us take better photos?
**[00:39] Jin**
But Rara-chan-sensei seems slow,
so it should be easy... to...
**[00:44] Rara**
Are you serious?
**[00:45] Yanna**
Don't underestimate her!
***SIGN*** Shimizu S-Pulse
***SIGN*** Júbilo Iwata
***SIGN*** Fujieda MYFC
***SIGN*** Azul Claro Numazu
**[00:46] Yanna**
Shizuoka is Japan's leading soccer kingdom!
**[00:48] Yanna**
They have four J-League teams!
**[00:50] Jin**
But Tokyo only has three?!
***SIGN*** Ms. T
Come! Bring it on!
**[00:52] Rara**
Come! Bring it on!
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
Mie
***SIGN*** Arrrgh!
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
Mie
***SIGN*** Prez
got sent flying!
**[00:56] Mai**
Prez got sent flying!
**[00:57] Jin**
What just happened?!
**[00:59] Yanna**
Someone from Mie, a prefecture
with no J-League teams, could never...
**[01:01] Yanna**
May the light shine on Veertien Mie...
***SIGN*** Flop...
**[01:03] Mai**
Prez!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Veertien Mie is a Mie-based
soccer team founded in 2012
that aspires to become a
J-League team. Many athletes
native to Mie Prefecture have
played for the team, and its
love for its homeland is strong.
We're all excited to see where
they go from here!
**[01:05] Mai**
Looks like I have no choice
but to go myself.
**[01:07] Jin**
Huh?! You sure?
**[01:09] Mai**
Gifu has a J-League team called FC Gifu.
**[01:12] Mai**
And unbelievably, they've even signed on
players from Japan's national team.
**[01:16] Mai**
So I must have a hidden
power in me somewh—
**[01:19] Yato**
Ya can't do it.
**[01:20] Jin**
At least let her try.
**[01:22] Rara**
Looks like your star player's up now.
**[01:24] Yato**
I ain't gonna lose to you.
**[01:27] Jin**
Wait, who...
**[01:27] Mai**
There's no mistaking that tone of voice!
**[01:30] Mai**
It's the mascot of Nagoya's
beloved J1 soccer team!
**[01:33] Yato**
Victory will be ours at Toyota
and Paloma Mizuho!
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** Mo
**[01:36] Mai**
She's been possessed by Grampus-kun!
***SIGN*** Roar...
**[01:38] Rara**
I can see why he won the vote
for the J-League's best mascot!
**[01:41] Rara**
In that case...
**[01:42] Rara**
The stance of the Shimizu
S-Pulse mascot, PUL-chan!
***SIGN*** Rumble...
**[01:52] Rara**
S-Pulse!
**[01:52] Jin**
A cheering match?
Why even have the ball anymore?
**[01:55] Mai**
I guess we have no choice now.
**[01:57] Mai**
Hey, you two! There's something
on the ground near you!
**[02:00] Rara**
On the ground?! It can't be!
S-Pulse is a J1 team!
**[02:04] Yato**
Grampus is forever!
**[02:08] Mai**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Nagoya Grampus
Demoted to J2 for the
first time in 2016
***SIGN*** Shimizu S-Pulse
Demoted to J2 for the
first time in 2015
**[02:09] Jin**
Yatogame's dead too, though!
**[02:12] Rara**
I'm sorry!
**[02:13] Rar**
I just wanted to help somehow,
but it didn't work out!
**[02:17] Jin**
That's not true.
**[02:18] Rara**
Huh?!
**[02:19] Jin**
You gave me some good practice
in dynamic photography.
**[02:24] Rara**
I'm so glad! I thought
I was of no use at all!
**[02:28] Rara**
* Thanks to their somewhat hapless advisor,*
* the club took a step forward.*
**[02:33] Yanna**
So where'd ya get "T" out of
"Shonai Rara," anyway?
***SIGN*** Uramonzen Park
**[02:36] Rara**
It's "T" for "tea," of course.
**[02:37] Yanna**
We were s'posed to get that?!
***SIGN*** Shiharu and Nanaho
**[02:39] Shiharu**
Shiharu and...
**[02:40] Nanaho**
...Nanaho.
**[02:42] Shiharu**
Hiya! I'm Itemae Shiharu.
**[02:43] Nanaho**
I'm Koshiyasu Nanoha.
**[02:45] Shiharu**
I heard Nagoyans are super
stingy with their money.
**[02:49] Nanaho**
Osakans are pretty stingy too, aren't they?
**[02:51] Shiharu**
Nope. Give us the tiniest discount,
and we'll buy whatever.
**[02:55] Nanaho**
But Nagoyans don't even haggle, do they?
**[02:58] Shiharu**
Don't be silly!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E4 - I Ain't Alone
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQD87E/i-aint-alone)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Photography Club
**[00:03] Jin**
Club experience for middle schoolers?
***SIGN*** I Ain't Alone
**[00:05] Rara**
The school's orientation day is coming up,
**[00:08] Rara**
and they'll be checking out our clubs, too.
**[00:10] All**
*Future students visiting our club...*
**[00:12] Jin**
Wh-What should we do?
**[00:13] Yato**
Yeah...
**[00:13] Mai**
Why don't we put lots
of photos up on the wall?
**[00:16] Yanna**
Set it up like a showroom, huh?
**[00:18] Yato**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Orientation Day
**[00:19] Jin**
We put up everything we had.
***SIGN*** Ball Sports Tournament
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
***SIGN*** Yummy Food
**[00:21] Rara**
I think it looks great!
**[00:22] Jin**
Wait, where are your photos, Sasatsu?
**[00:24] Yanna**
Uh, mine are...
**[00:25] Mai**
Here are her photos.
**[00:26] Jin**
Insta-worthy shots? Really?
**[00:28] Yanna**
Quit it! That's so embarrassing!
***SIGN*** 1 Hour Later
***SIGN*** 2 Hours Later
***SIGN*** Nothing
**[00:33] Jin**
*No one's coming at all.*
***SIGN*** Photography Club
**[00:35] Jin**
There are tons of kids visiting, though.
**[00:36] Mai**
Well, it's lunchtime.
Maybe they went to the cafeteria.
**[00:39] Jin**
My favorite lunch
in middle school was curry.
**[00:42] Yato**
I miss the school lunches.
**[00:44] Jin**
Huh? School... what?
**[00:45] Yato**
School lunch. Y'know, in the lunch room.
**[00:48] Jin**
Is that what you call the cafeteria?
**[00:49] Yato**
What'd y'all call it, then?
***SIGN*** School Lunch Types
**[00:50] Yato**
In middle school, ya go to the
lunch room an' choose A or B,
***SIGN*** Bento Types
**[00:54] Yato**
or ya choose one of the bento types, C or D!
**[00:56] Yato**
Or ya can take bring own bento,
**[00:58] Yato**
or eat with friends in other—
**[01:01] Na**
*This was when Yatogame learned...*
**[01:03] Na**
* that none of the others had*
* the same school lunches she did,*
**[01:05] Yanna**
They really had those?
**[01:06] Na**
* and that it was a culture*
* only she was familiar with.*
**[01:06] Mai**
It's like in an anime!
**[01:09] Na**
*This gave her a sense of superiority.*
***SIGN*** Only in
***SIGN*** Nagoya!
**[01:12] Jin**
That's different from other school lunches?
**[01:14] Yato**
It's more like meal sets to choose from.
**[01:16] Mai**
Was there milk?
**[01:16] Yato**
Yep, they had milk.
**[01:18] Yato**
They also had Nagoya
specialties like miso katsu,
**[01:20] Yato**
kishimen, uiro, and hitsumabushi!
**[01:22] Jin**
Hitsumabushi?!
**[01:23] Mai**
In Gifu, we had keichan-yaki
and candied sweetfish.
**[01:26] Jin**
Sweetfish?! That's top-class cuisine!
**[01:28] Yanna**
Same for us!
**[01:29] Yanna**
Mie has Tsu gyoza and ChaChaMo
lunches made with Matsuzaka beef!
**[01:32] Jin**
Matsuzaka beef?!
**[01:33] Mai**
Takayama in Gifu serves Hida beef, too.
***SIGN*** Summer Vegetable Curry
with Hida Beef
**[01:35] Jin**
Sweetfish, Matsuzaka beef, Hida beef...
**[01:37] Jin**
Do schools in Shizuoka serve
fancy foods like that, too?
**[01:40] Rara**
No, it's just normal stuff.
**[01:42] Rara**
Sometimes the aluminum
rice packs have sakura rice in them.
**[01:45] Jin**
Aluminum packs? Sakura rice?
**[01:47] Rara**
I wonder, though... Why do
schools serve milk with lunch?
**[01:50] Rara**
Who needs it when the tea
lady's there to bring you tea?
**[01:52] Jin**
Tea lady?!
**[01:54] Mai**
Speaking of milk, remember Milmake,
***SIGN*** Milmake
Coffee
**[01:55] Mai**
the stuff that changes
the flavor when you add it?
**[01:57] Mai**
Was yours a liquid?
**[01:58] Yanna**
Ours was powder. The milk came in a bottle.
***SIGN*** Milmake
Coffee
**[02:00] Mai**
Mine was liquid, since we had cartons.
**[02:03] Rara**
In Shizuoka, we have
Shizuoka tea flavored Milmake.
***SIGN*** ° As of January 2021, this product is no longer available.
**[02:06] Both**
Wow!
**[02:07] Yato**
Milmake in school lunches?
**[02:09] Mai**
What? You haven't heard of Milmake?
**[02:11] Yato**
Course I have! It's made in Nagoya, y'know!
**[02:14] Yato**
Never had it in a school lunch, though.
**[02:17] Yato**
But anyway, about our school lunches...
**[02:19] Yanna**
It's in Gifu's and Mie's, though.
**[02:21] Rara**
And it's made in Nagoya...
**[02:23] Na**
* Her superiority complex*
* was a thing of the past*
**[02:26] Na**
* when she found herself put*
* in her place by Milmake.*
***SIGN*** Volleyball
Club
***SIGN*** Literature
Club
***SIGN*** Shiharu and Nanaho
**[02:37] Shiharu**
Shiharu and...
**[02:38] Nanaho**
...Nanaho.
**[02:39] Shiharu**
Nagoyans put miso
on everything they eat, huh?
**[02:42] Nanaho**
So I hear.
**[02:43] Shiharu**
Ya gotta put the right seasonings
on the right foods.
**[02:46] Nanaho**
You're that sensitive
to subtle differences in flavors?
**[02:48] Shiharu**
Ya better believe it!
**[02:50] Shiharu**
Ya put yakisoba sauce on yakisoba,
**[02:51] Shiharu**
takoyaki sauce on takoyaki,
**[02:53] Shiharu**
okonomiyaki sauce on okonomiyaki,
**[02:54] Shiharu**
and Worcestershire sauce on tempura!
**[02:56] Nanaho**
Shiharu-chan, do you not find it weird
to hear yourself say that?
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E5 - I Ain't a Nagoyer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ34ZK/i-aint-a-nagoyer)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:02] Serura**
*Nagoya's still so boring.*
***SIGN*** I Ain't a Nagoyer
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Dobe Serura
Here for orientation
Middle school third-year
Attracted to Tokyo
**[00:05] Serura**
* If this was Tokyo, I'd be having*
* such a nice, blissful time.*
**[00:09] Serura**
*The place that suits me best is...*
**[00:11] Serura**
*Tokyo!*
**[00:12] Serura**
*The city of freedom, Tokyo!*
**[00:15] Jin**
You know... your earbuds aren't plugged in.
**[00:19] Serura**
Excuse you?! They're not supposed to be!
**[00:21] Serura**
In Tokyo, this is the evo-style!
**[00:24] Jin**
Not supposed to be?
Also, what is "evo-style"?
**[00:27] Serura**
* Damn it! This is why I can't*
* stand the people of Nagoya!*
**[00:30] Serura**
*And now I'm hot from all that running.*
**[00:32] Serura**
*Oh, I feel cool air.*
***SIGN*** Photography Club
**[00:35] Serura**
*Whoa, someone's in here!*
**[00:37] Serura**
*Is she in middle school, too?*
**[00:38] Serura**
*That sure is a unique hairstyle.*
**[00:41] Serura**
*She must be a fan of Tokyo, like me.*
**[00:45] Serura**
No one else understands, huh?
**[00:47] Serura**
What's so wrong
with being different, anyway?
**[00:50] Serura**
There's just something there
you can't find anywhere else.
**[00:53] Yato**
* It ain't a bad thing*
* that we don't get Milmake!*
***SIGN*** School Lunch Types
**[00:56] Yato**
* And I gotta make 'em see what Nagoya*
* school lunches have that theirs don't!*
***SIGN*** Bento Types
**[01:00] Yato**
* That means I gotta play up*
* Nagoya's charms more!*
**[01:02] Serura**
You look like you'd rather be
in a better place, too.
**[01:05] Yato**
Yeah!
**[01:06] Serura**
I'm Dobe Serura. Call me Serura.
**[01:09] Yato**
I'm Yatogame Monaka.
**[01:11] Serura**
Monaka-chan, huh? Nice to meet you.
**[01:13] Yato**
Yeah!
**[01:13] Jin**
Hey, one of the middle school kids is here.
**[01:15] Jin**
Wait, you're that loud girl I saw earlier!
**[01:17] Serura**
Monaka-chan, I can't even
deal with this guy.
**[01:20] Yato**
Yeah.
**[01:20] Yato**
* Serura knew from one glance*
* that he's from Tokyo.*
**[01:23] Yato**
*She's a true Nagoyer!*
**[01:24] Jin**
It's so hot, even with the AC on.
**[01:29] Serura**
A Fujita Nekoru brand shirt?!
**[01:31] Serura**
Those are only sold in Shibuya!
**[01:33] Jin**
Yeah, I bought it when I was in Tokyo.
**[01:36] Serura**
What?! What?! You're not from Nagoya?!
**[01:38] Jin**
No, I moved here this past spring—
**[01:42] Serura**
I had no idea you were from Tokyo!
**[01:44] Serura**
Let me lick your shoes!
**[01:45] Jin**
What the heck?! Please don't!
**[01:46] Yato**
Serura, what're ya doin'?
**[01:49] Serura**
* Crap! I made myself look so dumb*
* just because he's from Tokyo!*
**[01:53] Jin**
W-Well, since you're here,
want to try taking a picture?
**[01:55] Serura**
Huh? Ah... Sure!
**[01:58] Yato**
Okay...
***SIGN*** ©Nagoya City
**[02:01] Yato**
Isn't Hachimaru adorable?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Hachimaru
Born in 1610, the same year
as Nagoya
Loves interacting with people
and traveling all over Nagoya.
**[02:03] Yato**
Just look at his big, round eyes!
**[02:05] Serura**
Monaka-chan... isn't that
a mascot of Nagoya?
**[02:09] Serura**
That's not the least bit cute, is it?
***SIGN*** °This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
**[02:11] Serura**
It's the ultimate in non-evo.
**[02:13] Yato**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** ©Nagoya City
**[02:14] Yato**
O-Okay, fine!
***SIGN*** Danamo
Travels the world looking
for peace, nature,
and a slow life.
Knows lots of things.
**[02:16] Yato**
I bet you prefer Ebizabeth
and Danamo, right?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Ebizabeth
Hachimaru's friend.
A very curious girl.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** ©Nagoya City
**[02:19] Serura**
Wait, who even *are* those two?!
**[02:21] Serura**
Come to your senses, Monaka-chan!
***SIGN*** ° This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
**[02:23] Serura**
It's not right for a middle schooler
to actually like Nagoya!
**[02:26] Jin**
Uh, Yatogame's in high school.
**[02:28] Serura**
Huh? High school?
**[02:29] Yato**
Yeah.
**[02:30] Serura**
*You're in high school, and you like Nagoya?*
**[02:33] Serura**
*You poor thing!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
**[02:37] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[02:40] Teppei**
It's such a long trip to Shizuoka.
**[02:42] Teppei**
Riding the Shinkansen just
makes it seem even longer.
**[02:44] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, was that a declaration of war?
**[02:47] Jandara**
The Nozomi skips the whole
Mikawa area along with Shizuoka!
***SIGN*** Mikawa-Anjo
***SIGN*** Toyohashi
***SIGN*** Hamamatsu
***SIGN*** Kakegawa
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
***SIGN*** Shin-Fuji
***SIGN*** Mishima
***SIGN*** Atami
***SIGN*** Odawara
***SIGN*** Shizuoka
**[02:50] Teppti**
Huh?!
**[02:51] Jandara**
Mikawa-Anjo Station is just a sad reminder
***SIGN*** Now passing through Mikawa-Anjo Station.
**[02:54] Jandara**
that you're eight minutes from Nagoya.
**[02:57] Teppei**
It's just an alert?!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E6 - You Ain't My Kind
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U43Z2J/you-aint-my-kind)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:02] Serura**
You like Nagoya? You poor thing!
***SIGN*** You Ain't My Kind
**[00:07] Serura**
Come to your senses, Monaka-chan!
**[00:10] Serura**
It's not right for a middle schooler
to actually like Nagoya!
**[00:12] Serura**
For one thing, Nagoya Station has nothing!
**[00:14] Yato**
H-Hisho...
***SIGN*** Hisho
**[00:16] Serura**
And all the food is just brown and salty!
**[00:18] Yato**
Urgh...
**[00:19] Yato**
But it's tasty!
**[00:20] Jin**
Weak counterargument!
**[00:22] Yanna**
What're y'all shouting about?
**[00:24] Mai**
What's going on?
**[00:25] Mai**
Oh, you guys! It's Yatogame.
**[00:27] Jin**
She made friends with a middle schooler,
then they started arguing.
***SIGN*** ©Nagoya City
***SIGN*** Chicken wings are hard to eat
***SIGN*** But they're tasty
**[00:31] Yanna**
Are you speakin' Japanese?
**[00:32] Serura**
Please, Monaka-chan.
**[00:34] Serura**
Leave Nagoya and come to Tokyo with me.
**[00:40] Jin**
What is even happening?!
**[00:41] Mai**
Oh, no!
**[00:42] Mai**
* She's one of those*
* self-deprecating Nagoyans.*
**[00:47] Mai**
That uniform... Your middle school
is in Ichinomiya, isn't it?
**[00:52] Jin**
Ichinomiya?
**[00:54] Mai**
It's an Owari city a bit outside of Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Ichinomiya
**[00:56] Mai**
My school uniform database
tells me everything.
**[00:59] Jin**
Wait, so she's not from Nagoya?
**[01:01] Mai**
No.
**[01:02] Jin**
From the way she talked,
I would've sworn she was.
**[01:05] Yanna**
Well, people do tend to call
any place in Aichi "Nagoya."
**[01:09] Serura**
What? What?!
**[01:10] Serura**
Yes, I'm from Ichinomiya!
Got a problem with that?!
**[01:13] Serura**
Are you saying Ichinomiya
is beneath Nagoya?!
**[01:16] Serura**
That's so non-evo!
**[01:17] Mai**
N-No one's saying that...
**[01:21] Serura**
You'll pay for this!
**[01:22] Jin**
The ultimate cliché in parting lines!
**[01:25] Jin**
Why didn't Yatogame argue
back like she usually does?
**[01:28] Mai**
I think it's because that girl
is part of her in-group, but also not.
**[01:30] Yanna**
C'mon, Monaka, get it together.
**[01:33] Mai**
People of Aichi go to Nagoya often,
***SIGN*** Nagoya City
***SIGN*** Ichinomiya City
***SIGN*** Only 13 Minutes by Train
**[01:35] Mai**
but people who don't live there
have less love for it,
***SIGN*** Yeah, so basically, Nagoya is...
**[01:38] Mai**
so they tend to be harsher on it
than true Nagoyans are.
***SIGN*** Nagoyans at heart
***SIGN*** but much more objective
***SIGN*** Outsiders Don't Know
**[01:42] Mai**
That said, they make valid points,
so it's hard to argue them,
***SIGN*** There's nothing in Nagoya
***SIGN*** Nagoyans Get Mad
***SIGN*** That ain't true!!
***SIGN*** Owari Residents Know
**[01:46] Mai**
which has a pretty damaging effect.
***SIGN*** There's nothing in Nagoya
***SIGN*** Nagoyans Can't Get Mad
**[01:49] Jin**
I see.
**[01:50] Jin**
But she did say "you'll pay for this."
**[01:53] Mai**
I hope nothing comes of that.
**[01:55] Shiharu**
It don't make sense! Why ain't she here?!
**[01:58] Nanaho**
I told you, just wait patiently.
**[02:01] Shiharu**
Don't be dumb! Who woulda
thought this'd happen?
**[02:05] Nanaho**
I thought it seemed weird that
you'd come all the way to Nagoya
**[02:07] Nanaho**
to observe a school here.
**[02:09] Shiharu**
What's the problem? Your parents drove us.
**[02:13] Serura**
*What? Kansai accents?*
**[02:14] Serura**
*Yikes. Better stay away from them.*
**[02:16] Shiharu**
Darn it... I was gonna surprise
Mona-nee so much, she'd pee her pants.
**[02:21] Nanaho**
Don't be gross. I can't stand
that kinda thing.
**[02:24] Shiharu**
Aw, lighten up!
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:25] Voices**
You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:30] Guy**
Bottled green tea seems
to taste a lot better these days.
**[02:33] Rika**
It really does.
***SIGN*** S
h
o
c
k
**[02:35] Rara**
You prefer lousy bottled tea
over the tea I make?!
**[02:39] Both**
Lousy?!
**[02:40] Rika**
Th-That's right.
You're from Shizuoka, aren't you?
**[02:44] Rika**
So you're particular about tea.
**[02:46] Rika**
I bet you brew yours from fresh leaves.
**[02:48] Rara**
Uh... Th-That's right...
**[02:50] Guy**
Makes sense. So where do you
buy your tea leaves?
**[02:53] Rara**
Huh?
**[02:54] Rara**
Buy... tea leaves?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** In Shizuoka, most people
either grow their own tea,
or receive it from others
***SIGN*** You steal it?!
***SIGN*** You steal it?!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E7 - It Ain't Enough
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2MD81/it-aint-enough)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** "It Ain't Enough"
**[00:03] Toshika**
*Do you have anything you regret?*
**[00:06] Toshika**
* Maybe you broke something precious*
* or fought with a friend?*
**[00:09] Toshika**
*Well, right now, I...*
**[00:11] Shiharu**
Why ain't there any kasu?
***SIGN*** Kasu
**[00:13] Yato**
Better shut up an' get the koro.
***SIGN*** Koro
**[00:15] Toshika**
* I never expected to overhear a devils'*
* conference when eating out alone!*
**[00:20] Toshika**
*"Kasu"? "Koro"?*
***SIGN*** Kasu
(Scum)
***SIGN*** Koro
(Kill)
**[00:22] Toshika**
* How can they blurt out*
* words like that in public?!*
**[00:25] Yato**
Kishikoro (udon kishimen) is good, too.
***SIGN*** Kishikoro
(Groaning Kill)!!?
**[00:26] Toshika**
*Kishikoro?!*
**[00:27] Toshika**
*What kind of way is that to kill someone?!*
**[00:29] Toshika**
*That's terrifying beyond words!*
**[00:31] Guy**
What'll it be?
**[00:32] Yato**
One koro.
**[00:34] Guy**
Gotcha. One koro.
**[00:36] Toshika**
* What?! Did she... Did she...*
* just order a hit?!*
***SIGN*** HEH
HEH
HEH
.
.
.
***SIGN*** Gyah hah hah
**[00:39] Toshika**
*This restaurant is bad news!*
**[00:40] Toshika**
Help me!
**[00:42] Guy**
Ma'am?!
**[00:43] Na**
* To explain, "kasu" is beef offal*
* fried on low heat until crispy.*
***SIGN*** Kasu
***SIGN*** Beef offal fried until crispy
***SIGN*** Kasu Udon
***SIGN*** Koro Udon
**[00:47] Na**
*Kasu udon is udon soup topped with kasu.*
***SIGN*** Less soup
***SIGN*** More soup
**[00:50] Na**
*"Koro" means "chilled,"*
***SIGN*** Chilled Udon
**[00:52] Na**
* but confusingly, Nagoya has*
* its own "chilled udon" already.*
**[00:54] Na**
* The type that contains*
* less soup is "koro udon."*
***SIGN*** Chinese Restaurant
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Suihakken
**[00:58] Toshika**
I didn't get to eat lunch...
**[01:00] Toshika**
Oh, I'll try here.
**[01:02] Mai**
Oh! Toshika-chan?
**[01:04] Toshika**
M-Mai-chan!
**[01:05] Mai**
The chilled Chinese noodles here are great!
**[01:07] Mai**
Would you like to join me?
**[01:08] Toshika**
Oh, can I share your table, then?
**[01:10] Toshika**
*Thank goodness. This place looks normal.*
**[01:12] Mai**
And since you're here, I'll give you
those idol goods we talked about.
**[01:15] Mai**
I have them with me!
**[01:16] Toshika**
Really? Right here?
**[01:19] Guy**
Welcome.
**[01:20] Toshika**
Are you serious?!
**[01:21] Shiharu**
Yeah, udon just ain't enough.
**[01:22] Yato**
Yep.
**[01:23] Mai**
Wait, did I just hear—
**[01:25] Toshika**
W-W-W-Wait!
**[01:26] Toshika**
Gotta hide! I can't let them spot me!
**[01:29] Mai**
*She wants to hide her love for idols?*
**[01:31] Mai**
I know how you feel.
**[01:33] Toshika**
Huh? Oh...
**[01:34] Guy**
Here ya go. Two chilled Chinese noodles...
**[01:36] Guy**
What?!
**[01:37] Toshika**
Huh? There's something white on it...
**[01:40] Shiharu**
Hey, man, this tiny bit ain't enough.
**[01:42] Yato**
Yeah!
**[01:43] Guy**
Sorry 'bout that.
**[01:44] Guy**
Here ya go.
**[01:47] Toshika**
*Mayonnaise on chilled Chinese noodles?!*
**[01:49] Toshika**
* Wait, wait! You wouldn't*
* put mayonnaise on...*
**[01:52] Toshika**
*I get it! Illegal stuff happens here!*
**[01:54] Toshika**
M-Mai-chan, we're in danger!
We have to leave now!
**[01:56] Mai**
But why? It's so delicious.
**[02:01] Toshika**
Help me!
**[02:03] Shiharu**
The heck?
**[02:03] Guy**
Ma'am?!
***SIGN*** Another Day
**[02:05] Jin**
People in Nagoya put mayonnaise
on chilled Chinese noodles, right? Yuck.
**[02:08] Yato**
It's way better with it on!
***SIGN*** S
k
r
e
e
**[02:10] Jin**
Who started that tradition?
**[02:12] Yato**
Who else? Sugakiya, the soul food of Nagoya!
**[02:15] Jina**
Sugakiya?!
**[02:15] Yato**
They made chilled Chinese noodles
to be eaten like a salad,
**[02:18] Yato**
so it's actually good with mayonnaise!
**[02:21] Yato**
When ya order chilled Chinese noodles
at Sugakiya, it comes with a mayo packet!
***SIGN*** Mayon
naise
**[02:25] Jin**
Huh? Why just a packet?
**[02:26] Yato**
Well, some folks don't want any on theirs.
**[02:28] Jin**
You just admitted that it's unorthodox.
***SIGN*** Eat half with mayonnaise
on it and half without.
**[02:30] Na**
* If you haven't tried it yet,*
* what have you got to lose?*
**[02:33] Tsuji**
Lady Serura and...
***SIGN*** Lady Serura
and
Tsuji the Butler
**[02:35] Serura**
...Tsuji the Butler.
**[02:37] Serura**
I wanna go to Tokyo!
Wanna go! Wanna go steak!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tsuji Masahide
Born in Aichi.
A butler serving the Dobe
family.
Loves his hometown well
enough,
but knows little of it.
The white streaks in his
hair are highlights.
**[02:39] Tsuji**
You want to eat steak?
**[02:41] Serura**
No, no! Party people in Tokyo use weird
expressions like that all the time.
**[02:45] Serura**
Besides, if I'm gonna fill my belly,
it'll be with tapioca milk tea!
**[02:48] Serura**
With fried chicken!
**[02:49] Tsuji**
Fried chicken?
**[02:50] Tsuji**
Milady, tapioca milk tea and fried chicken
are served together only in Nagoya.
**[02:55] Tsuji**
...only in Nagoya.
**[02:56] Tsuji**
...only in Nagoya.
**[02:58] Tsuji**
...only in Nagoya.
**[02:59] Tsuji**
...Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E8 - We Ain't a Couple
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZ3GD/we-aint-a-couple)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** "We Ain't a Couple"
**[00:07] Jin**
Sorry! Did you wait long?
***SIGN*** Blush!!
**[00:10] Yanna**
Cut!
**[00:11] Yanna**
The hell you doin', Monaka?!
**[00:14] Yanna**
Yer s'posed ta go, "Nah, I just got here!"
***SIGN*** Hotter Than the Summer Sun Couples Photo Contest
***SIGN*** Top Prize:
150,000 Yen
**[00:16] Yanna**
We ain't gonna win the "Hotter than
the Summer Sun Couples Photo Contest" that way!
**[00:20] Jin**
Do we have to do all
this just to play around?
**[00:22] Yanna**
We can't use club funds
for personal reasons,
**[00:24] Yanna**
so we need that prize money.
**[00:26] Jin**
Also, why do we need
to say lines for a photo?
**[00:28] Yanna**
It's always important to put form first.
**[00:30] Jin**
What would you even know?!
**[00:32] Mai**
What's the problem, Jin-senpai?
**[00:34] Mai**
Look at the cute outfit
Yatogame-chan's wearing for this!
**[00:38] Jin**
* She does seem kinda quiet.*
* I thought she'd get mad and refuse to do it.*
**[00:41] Jin**
*Maybe she actually doesn't mind...*
**[00:42] Jin**
*being bought off?!*
**[00:42] Yato**
One, two, three...
**[00:44] Yanna**
We're just gettin' started!
**[00:45] Yanna**
Next, you two are gonna go in here!
**[00:48] Yanna**
The classic date venue,
the Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium!
**[00:51] Jin**
D-D-D-Date?!
**[00:52] Jin**
What are we supposed to do on a date?
**[00:54] Yato**
I accept the challenge.
**[00:55] Jin**
Does she understand what's going on here?!
***SIGN*** Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium
Annual Pass
Yatogame Monaka-sama
Adult
Effective Until:
***SIGN*** Aquatic Life Exam
Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium x Third Greatest Cities 5
Aquarium of Curiosity!
Quiz Rally
**[01:00] Jin**
Wow, it's so big.
**[01:02] Jin**
Killer whales! Awesome!
I've never seen one before!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** The Port of Nagoya
Public Aquarium and
Kamogawa Sea World
in Chiba are the only
places in Japan where
one can see killer
whales
**[01:05] Yato**
The Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium
the most water of any aquarium in Japan.
**[01:10] Yato**
And there are only two places in Japan
where ya can see killer whales!
**[01:13] Jin**
Wow...
**[01:15] Jin**
I know you like shachihoko,
so seeing killer whales (shachi)
**[01:18] Jin**
with you feels pretty special.
**[01:20] Yato**
A shachihoko is an imaginary animal
with a fish's body and a tiger's head.
**[01:24] Yato**
It ain't the same as a killer whale.
**[01:25] Jin**
Don't give a serious response!
***SIGN*** Take a photo
with a
killer whale
here
**[01:27] Mai**
Oh, they'll take your picture here.
**[01:30] Staff**
Step right up!
**[01:31] Jin**
Uh...
**[01:32] Staff**
Here! Use whichever one you want!
**[01:34] Staff**
Scoot closer together! Closer, now!
**[01:36] Staff**
Okay! Say "killer"!
**[01:40] Yanna**
That ain't no good at all.
**[01:42] Jin**
Yeah, but, I mean...
**[01:44] Yato**
Yeah...
**[01:44] Yanna**
Mai, stand in.
**[01:45] Mai**
What?
**[01:46] Mai**
I don't look weird, do I?
**[01:49] Mai**
Say something!
**[01:50] Yanna**
Ya look great! Right, Monaka?
**[01:53] Staff**
In a few moments, at 1:00,
the Sardine Tornado show
**[01:57] Staff**
will begin here in the Kuroshio Tank.
**[02:01] Jin**
Those are all sardines?! Wow!
**[02:03] Jin**
*Tadakusa-chan's fascinated, too.*
**[02:05] Jin**
* When I see her like this,*
* she's kinda pretty...*
**[02:08] Jin**
*Eh?*
**[02:09] Jin**
Look at this! You can touch real animals!
**[02:11] Mai**
S-So I see.
**[02:13] Jin**
Come on, Tadakusa-chan.
Try touching some, too.
**[02:18] Jin**
Huh?
**[02:19] Jin**
Sorry, I thought you'd be okay
with that kind of thing...
***SIGN*** Nagano
***SIGN*** Gifu
***SIGN*** Toyama
***SIGN*** Ishikawa
***SIGN*** Fukui
***SIGN*** Aichi
***SIGN*** Mie
***SIGN*** Shiga
**[02:22] Mai**
Gifu is a landlocked prefecture!
I have no tolerance for sea life!
**[02:25] Jin**
That's why?!
**[02:27] Yanna**
Jeez, Monaka and Mai, yer both hopeless.
**[02:29] Yanna**
We can't get anything done.
**[02:30] Mai**
Wait a moment.
There's still one left, isn't there?
**[02:33] Yanna**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Shiharu and Nanaho
**[02:38] Shiharu**
Shiharu and...
**[02:39] Nanaho**
...Nanaho.
**[02:41] Nanaho**
I heard Nagoya has a huge
aquarium with killer whales.
**[02:45] Shiharu**
Well, Osaka has Kaiyukan,
an aquarium with a whale shark!
**[02:48] Shiharu**
Sharks are obviously stronger
than killer whales!
**[02:51] Nanaho**
* Whale sharks are mild-mannered*
* and eat only plankton,*
**[02:54] Nanaho**
*but killer whales are total carnivores.*
**[02:55] Nanaho**
* But I guess I shouldn't*
* tell her that... I dunno.*
**[02:58] Shiharu**
Right?!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E9 - It Just Ain't Gonna Happen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3ZPQG/it-just-aint-gonna-happen)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Hotter Than the Summer Sun
Couples Photo Contest
***SIGN*** Top Prize:
150,000 Yen
***SIGN*** "It Just Ain't Gonna Happen"
**[00:02] Na**
* Sasatsu, Yatogame, and Tadakusa*
* decided to enter a photo contest,*
**[00:07] Na**
* but it wasn't going well...*
* and now it's Sasatsu's turn.*
**[00:11] Yanna**
*I can't do this! Dates ain't my thing!*
**[00:14] Yato**
Just quit the club.
**[00:14] Yanna**
* But after I made Monaka*
* and Mai do all that...*
**[00:17] Mai**
How disappointing.
**[00:18] Yanna**
*I can't admit defeat! I gotta do it!*
**[00:23] Mai**
Prez, you're bow-legged!
**[00:25] Mai**
Don't carry your bag like that!
**[00:27] Yanna**
That Mai's so naggy.
**[00:29] Jin**
Look who's talking.
**[00:31] Jin**
Oh, look! A beluga!
**[00:32] Yanna**
Right! This is it!
**[00:33] Yanna**
How kyoote!
**[00:36] Yanna**
Y'know, I wish I could be a beluga!
**[00:40] Jin**
Now I feel sick...
**[00:42] Yanna**
You wanna die?
**[00:43] Mai**
Prez, we'll never win the contest this way.
***SIGN*** Top Prize:
150,000 Yen
***SIGN*** Hotter Than the Summer Sun
Couples Photo Contest
**[00:47] Mai**
I'll give you two one chance.
**[00:49] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:50] Mai**
You'll compete against the two
of us in a quiz contest.
***SIGN*** Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
**[00:53] Mai**
If you two lose, you have to address
each other with nicknames!
**[00:57] Both**
What?!
**[00:58] Yato**
I've been to this aquarium
tons of times. This'll be easy!
***SIGN*** Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
***SIGN*** Touch your choice
***SIGN*** For Kids
***SIGN*** For Adults
**[01:01] Jin**
That's not fair!
***SIGN*** Question
***SIGN*** What other name does the common bottlenose
dolphin go by?
***SIGN*** Answer
***SIGN*** Sorry,
that's incorrect.
***SIGN*** False Killer Whale
**[01:04] Yato**
Wha?!
**[01:05] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
***SIGN*** Got 2 out of 10 correct
**[01:06] Jin**
All right! Yatogame's hatred
of studying worked for us!
**[01:09] Yanna**
We can win!
**[01:10] Yanna**
Yatogame chose a question meant for adults,
***SIGN*** Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
***SIGN*** Touch your choice
***SIGN*** For Kids
***SIGN*** For Adults
**[01:13] Yanna**
so let's pick one for kids.
**[01:14] Jin**
That's my President Sasatsu!
No pride at all!
***SIGN*** Question
***SIGN*** Why can't killer whales
and dolphins live above ground?
***SIGN*** Can't breathe
***SIGN*** Too hot
**[01:17] Jin**
The difficulty's the same!
It just has cuter pictures!
***SIGN*** The sun is too bright, so they can't see.
***SIGN*** Glance Glance
***SIGN*** Sorry,
that's incorrect.
***SIGN*** Answer
***SIGN*** 2 correct answers
**[01:21] Mai**
Well, we won. You have to
give each other nicknames!
***SIGN*** 0 correct answers
***SIGN*** J
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n
K
a
i
t
o
**[01:25] Yanna**
Ka... Kakkun.
***SIGN*** K
a
k
k
u
n
♥
***SIGN*** S
a
s
a
t
s
u
Y
a
n
n
a
**[01:27] Jin**
Ya... Yan-nyan.
***SIGN*** Yan-nyan
**[01:29] Jin**
Please just kill me!
**[01:32] Mai**
Prez, let's just give up
on the photo contest.
**[01:35] Yanna**
Not yet!
**[01:36] Yanna**
This just means all four of us
gotta go on a date together!
**[01:38] Three**
Huh?!
**[01:45] Yanna**
Well, I'm satisfied!
**[01:46] Jin**
I feel like all we really did was have fun.
**[01:49] Mai**
Also, when we're all on a date together,
there's no one to take pictures.
**[01:53] Yanna**
Whoops.
**[01:54] Yanna**
Well, whatever. It's closin' time, anyway.
**[01:56] Yato**
What're ya talkin' about?
***SIGN*** Normal Hours
***SIGN*** Summer • Golden Week
***SIGN*** ° Hours are subject to change.
Please check the official website to make sure.
**[01:57] Yato**
It's open through the evening
for Summer Night Aquarium.
**[02:01] Yato**
And the highlight is, of course...
**[02:03] Yato**
The night dolphin performance!
**[02:05] Jin**
Wow!
**[02:06] Jin**
The pool is huge!
**[02:08] Jin**
Tokyo only has small, indoor pools,
**[02:10] Jin**
so I've never seen a dolphin show
where they can move so freely.
**[02:13] Yato**
It ain't a show. It's a performance.
**[02:15] Yato**
It ain't like the man-made ones in Tokyo.
**[02:17] Jin**
Oh, uh... okay.
**[02:18] Jin**
Look, a dolphin's coming this way!
**[02:20] Yanna**
Oh, yeah!
**[02:23] Mai**
Careful. There's a chance you'll
get splashed in these seats.
**[02:26] Jin**
Tell us that sooner!
**[02:27] Jin**
You okay, Sasatsu?
**[02:29] Yanna**
You're soaked! What a dork!
**[02:31] Jin**
Wha... You're soaked, too!
**[02:33] Yanna**
C'mon, Monaka and Mai!
You're goin' down with me!
**[02:34] Mai**
No! Stop!
**[02:36] Jin**
Get 'em, Sasatsu!
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:38] Voices**
You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:40] Rara**
Aw, this bar doesn't have Shizuoka-wari.
**[02:43] Rika**
Shizuoka-wari? Is that a discount?
**[02:45] Rara**
It's shochu diluted with green tea.
***SIGN*** Sad
**[02:48] Rara**
I guess they don't have that in Aichi.
**[02:50] Guy**
Oh, in that case, here.
Shochu with green tea.
**[02:53] Rara**
*I can barely taste the tea.*
***SIGN*** Geh...
**[02:55] Rara**
It's delicious.
**[02:57] Guy**
Anyone ever tell you you're a terrible liar?
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E10 - I Can't Make It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXZDW0/i-cant-make-it)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
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**[00:02] Teacher**
In our next cooking class,
you'll form teams of three,
***SIGN*** "I Can't Make It"
***SIGN*** Next Home Economics Class
Cooking Practice
***SIGN*** Each student must bring their own
ingredients, kerchief, and apron
**[00:05] Teacher**
and cook anything you want.
**[00:07] Teacher**
You'll form teams with those
who draw the same number as you.
**[00:11] Toshika**
*Drawing numbers? Oh, crap...*
**[00:13] Toshika**
* I'm gonna be stuck with*
* Hachijukkame-san again!*
**[00:16] Toshika**
* But I should be fine, as long*
* as my luck isn't absolutely...*
**[00:19] Toshika**
*awful!*
**[00:20] Teacher**
You'll bring your own ingredients.
**[00:21] Teacher**
Also, your dishes may be considered
for the cultural festival menu,
**[00:25] Teacher**
so give them plenty of thought.
**[00:27] Toshika**
Oh, God!
***SIGN*** Dismissed!!
***SIGN*** D
a
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o
f
t
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e
C
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k
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L
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**[00:28] Toshika**
*Thank goodness Mai-chan's here.*
**[00:30] Toshika**
* It'd be hell if it was just me*
* and Hachijukkame-san.*
**[00:34] Mai**
Her apron... So precious...
***SIGN*** Tadakusa Mai
Retires
**[00:37] Toshika**
*Why does this always happen?! I can't do this!*
***SIGN*** Hang in there!
**[00:40] Toshika**
*B-But... I h-have to say something to her!*
**[00:43] Toshika**
Hachijukkame-san... what should we do?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Toshika can't read Yatogame's
name correctly, and thinks it's
read as "Hachijukkame."
***SIGN*** Hmph...
**[00:46] Toshika**
*Ignored!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame doesn't realize
"Hachijukkame" refers to her.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[00:47] Toshika**
*We're on the same team! Why the attitude?!*
**[00:48] Yato**
Let's make tamasen!
**[00:50] Toshika**
*And now this all of a sudden?!*
**[00:51] Yato**
Cultural festivals are for tamasen,
and tamasen is for cultural festivals!
***SIGN*** SUPER
***SIGN*** TASTY!
**[00:54] Toshika**
What is that? I've never heard of—
**[00:56] YAto**
What?! That can't be true!
**[00:57] Girl**
It's gotta be tamasen, huh?
**[00:58] Guy**
I'm doing tamasen, too.
**[00:59] Toshika**
It's approval rating's off the charts!
**[01:01] Teacher**
No tamasen allowed.
**[01:02] Teacher**
The eggs can cause food poisoning.
**[01:05] Yato**
Wha?!
**[01:05] Toshika**
Why don't we do pancakes instead?
**[01:07] Toshika**
Oh! If we put whipped
cream and fruit on them—
**[01:09] Teacher**
Foods that aren't heated
immediately before serving
**[01:11] Teacher**
require the health care
center's approval, so no!
***SIGN*** Compliance
***SIGN*** Whipped Cream
***SIGN*** Fruit
**[01:13] Toshika**
Tell us that sooner!
**[01:15] Mai**
I heard everything! Leave it to me!
**[01:17] Mai**
My menu clears all the conditions!
**[01:18] Toshika**
Mai-chan!
**[01:19] Mai**
Roasted sweet potatoes!
**[01:20] Both**
*How old* are *you?*
**[01:22] Mai**
Wh-What? We can't make these?
**[01:23] Toshika**
It's not that we can't...
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Toshika can't read
Yatogame's name correctly.
**[01:24] Toshika**
Right, Hachijukkame-san?
***SIGN*** Hmm
**[01:26] Toshika**
Right? *Right?*
**[01:28] Toshika**
Don't ignore me, you demon!
**[01:31] Yato**
Ignore? Demon?
**[01:34] Yato**
That's it!
**[01:36] Toshika**
Huh?
**[01:36] Yato**
We have pancake mix and sweet potatoes,
***SIGN*** Pancake Mix
**[01:38] Yato**
which means...
**[01:40] Yato**
We can make oni manju!
**[01:42] Toshika**
Oni... manju?!
***SIGN*** Oni Manju
(Demon Steamed Buns)
**[01:44] Mai**
That's perfect, Yatogame-chan!
**[01:46] Toshika**
*What's that? A demon? These two scare me!*
**[01:48] Toshika**
*Guys, help me!*
**[01:49] All**
That's it! Oni manju!
**[01:51] Toshika**
*Onigashima!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame's Easy Method!
How to Make Oni Manju
**[01:52] Yato**
You can make it in the microwave, too!
***SIGN*** Pancake Mix
***SIGN*** Sweet Potato
***SIGN*** Sugar ... 1 tbsp
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** What You Need (Makes 8)
***SIGN*** 1) Cut the sweet potato
into 1cm cubes
and mix in the sugar
***SIGN*** 2) Mix the pancake mix
and water in a bowl,
then combine it with
the sweet potato mixture
**[01:54] Mai**
If you make them with flour and top-grade
rice flour, they'll be extra-chewy!
***SIGN*** 3) Place in aluminum cups and
steam in a steamer for 12 minutes
***SIGN*** Done
**[01:58] Yato**
Go on, try it!
**[01:59] Toshika**
Th-This is an oni manju?
**[02:02] Toshika**
*Where's the "oni" part?*
**[02:03] Toshika**
*Will I suffer like a demon if I eat it?*
**[02:05] Toshika**
*God help me!*
**[02:06] Toshika**
*This is good!*
**[02:08] Toshika**
*It's so fluffy, even with no eggs or milk!*
**[02:10] Toshika**
*The sweet potato is taking over my mouth!*
**[02:13] Toshika**
It's so warm and sweet!
**[02:15] Yato**
It came to me when ya said "mushi"
*("ignore" or "steamed")* and "oni."
***SIGN*** Yum
**[02:20] Toshika**
* Maybe Hachijukkame-san*
* isn't such a bad person after all.*
**[02:24] Teacher**
That was a very good idea, Jin, Yatogame.
***SIGN*** Jin?
***SIGN*** Jin?
***SIGN*** Yatogame?
***SIGN*** Yatogame?
**[02:31] Toshika**
Wait, so it's not "Hachijukkame"...
it's "Yatogame"?!
**[02:34] Yato**
You're... from Tokyo?!
**[02:36] Both**
What?!
**[02:37] Na**
* This experience brought Monaka*
* and Toshika a bit closer.*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
**[02:42] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[02:45] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, Mikawa is the
land of shrimp senbei.
**[02:48] Teppei**
What does that mean?
**[02:49] Jandara**
Nishio City in West Mikawa accounts for 60%
of all the shrimp senbei made in Japan.
***SIGN*** Isshiki-cho in Nishio City
has many long-established
makers of shrimp senbei
***SIGN*** Nishio City
***SIGN*** Nishio City
***SIGN*** Elsewhere
in Aichi
**[02:53] Teppei**
It's almost all in Mikawa!
**[02:55] Jandara**
Which means the shrimp senbei used
in Nagoya's tamasen is made in Mikawa.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E11 - I Ain't Gonna Last
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0VGJG/i-aint-gonna-last)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** City Bus
***SIGN*** "I Ain't Gonna Last"
**[00:04] Yanna**
Well, we're here.
**[00:05] Mai**
Yes.
***SIGN*** ♥Yatogame-chan♥
***SIGN*** Help me
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** What's wrong?
***SIGN*** What happened?
**[00:07] Mai**
Yatogame-chan, please be okay...
**[00:11] Yanna**
This is so exciting!
**[00:14] Mai**
Prez... We're not here to have fun!
**[00:16] Yanna**
I-I know that.
**[00:18] Yanna**
But ya think Monaka's really here?
**[00:20] Mai**
Where could she...
**[00:21] Both**
There she is!
**[00:22] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[00:22] Yanna**
Monaka!
**[00:23] Shiharu**
Hey! Outta the way!
***SIGN*** Itemae
**[00:25] Shiharu**
Comin' in for a landing!
**[00:27] Nanaho**
Shiharu-chan, don't go off
so far. You're too little.
**[00:31] All**
Oh...
**[00:33] Both**
You ran away?
**[00:34] Nanaho**
Yes, and she dragged me with her.
**[00:36] Shiharu**
I'm gonna stay at Mona-nee's place
for all of summer break!
**[00:39] Yato**
She keeps askin' me
to take her places every day!
**[00:42] Yato**
I ain't gonna last that long!
**[00:44] Mai**
That's what you meant by "help me"?
**[00:45] Yanna**
That's the kinda problem a dad would have.
**[00:48] Shiharu**
The place I was hopin' to go
was a legit seawater pool.
**[00:51] Yanna**
Oh, the one in Mie? That's it, right?
**[00:52] Yanna**
Summertime is Nagashima time!
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Mie
**[00:53] Shiharu**
Wait, that's in Mie? It's Nagoya, ain't it?
**[00:57] Mai**
Prez!
**[00:59] Yato**
C'mon, don't be dumb!
**[01:01] Yato**
Sun Beach Nikkogawa is
the biggest freshwater pool in Japan!
**[01:05] Yato**
Since it ain't seawater,
it ain't salty, so it's safe for kids!
***SIGN*** Adults
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Children
***SIGN*** Elementary and middle school
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Seniors
***SIGN*** Age 65+ (Nagoya residents)
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Young Children
***SIGN*** Preschool age (6 and under)
***SIGN*** Free
***SIGN*** Real
palm
trees!!
***SIGN*** The sand makes
it feel like
ocean swimming!!
***SIGN*** Sun Beach Nikkogawa is the
largest public pool in Japan,
designed to feel like a resort. It has
a beach pool, a wave pool, and a
kids' pool, and it's the only place in
Japan with a white sand beach.
It's well-known for its lawn plaza
filled with hibiscus flowers and
red-blossomed Indian coral trees.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[01:07] Yato**
The white sand on the beach
comes from Australia.
**[01:09] Yato**
It's the Waikiki Beach of Nagoya!
**[01:11] Shiharu**
The Waikiki Beach of Nagoya?
Ain't that kinda lame?
**[01:14] Nanaho**
That seems like all the more
reason to use seawater.
**[01:18] Nanaho**
But there ain't too many tourists,
so that's nice.
**[01:21] Shiharu**
Yeah, Hirakata Park would be
packed like a sardine can by now.
**[01:24] Shiharu**
It's nice how deserted Nagoya's is!
***SIGN*** Might
as
well
use
seawater
***SIGN*** Ain't
too
many
tourists
***SIGN*** Ain't
that
kinda
lame?
***SIGN*** Deserted
**[01:26] Yato**
Chic! Ken! Wing! Tips!
**[01:29] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[01:31] Yanna**
These two are too much
for Monaka to handle alone.
**[01:34] Mai**
I can definitely see why she messaged me.
**[01:37] Yanna**
What the?!
**[01:38] Serura**
Step away from Monaka-chan!
**[01:40] Serura**
She's a dirty Nagoyan!
**[01:42] Yanna**
It's that girl!
**[01:42] Mai**
Why are you here?!
**[01:43] Tsuji**
Milady, is this the photo you want to upload
to Instagram with the hashtag #waikikinow?
**[01:47] Serura**
Perfect! It looks just like
I'm in Waikiki and—
**[01:51] Serura**
I-I'm not lying, okay?!
**[01:54] Shiharu**
Are you Mona-nee's friend, too?
**[01:55] Shiharu**
If ya are, come play with us!
**[01:57] Shiharu**
Nagoya's boring. There ain't nothin' to do.
**[01:59] Serura**
I've longed to meet you, my brother!
**[02:01] Shiharu**
Er... Uh-huh...
**[02:02] Shiharu**
Call me Shiharu, my brother!
**[02:04] Serura**
I'm Serura! Nice to meet you, my brother!
**[02:06] Nanaho**
Hey, there's a pool over there
that's perfect for you two.
**[02:10] Shiharu**
I am Captain Shi Haru!
***SIGN*** Pirates
**[02:12] Serura**
And I am Captain Serurando!
**[02:14] Serura**
Wait! This is the kids' pool!
**[02:16] Shiharu**
You makin' fun of me?!
**[02:17] Nanaho**
They play off each other's idiocy. Too funny.
**[02:20] Yanna**
We should probably stay outta this one.
**[02:22] Mai**
Let's all just have fun today,
for Yatogame-chan's sake.
**[02:25] Yato**
Yep...
**[02:32] Rara**
Rub, rub...
***SIGN*** Crêpes
***SIGN*** S
o
f
t
S
e
r
v
e
**[02:34] Yato**
Yum!
**[02:36] Yanna**
Wait, aren't we forgettin' something?
**[02:38] Mai**
Are we?
**[02:40] Jin**
Barley tea's so good.
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:42] Voices**
You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:44] Rara**
I'm hungry.
**[02:46] Rara**
Hey, Fujinomiya yakisoba!
***SIGN*** Fujinomiya
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Yummiya!
***SIGN*** Fujinomiya Yakisoba Gakkai
**[02:48] Rara**
That's a Shizuoka specialty!
**[02:50] Guy**
Wow, look. "Yummiya."
**[02:52] Girl**
That's hilarious. It's Nagoya's dialect.
***SIGN*** Many think the "mya" ending on
some words is exclusive to Nagoya,
but it's also used in the middle
eastern part of Shizuoka,
including Fujinomiya. It doesn't seem
to be used in western Shizuoka,
making its popularity on either side of it an interesting phenomenon.
**[02:54] Rara**
*They say "mya" in Fujinomiya, too!*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
**[02:57] Rara**
*It applies just as well to Shizuoka!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan
Kansatsu Nikki
Volume 3!!!
# E12 - Let's All Get Along
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXPJQ5/lets-all-get-along)
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***SIGN*** "Let's All Get Along"
**[00:00] Jin**
Man, that took forever.
**[00:02] Jin**
"I'm here." There.
**[00:05] Mai**
Oh, it looks like Jin-senpai is here.
**[00:07] Yanna**
Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten all about him.
**[00:09] Mai**
Let's go meet him.
***SIGN*** comes to Sun Beach Nikkogawa!
**[00:11] Voice**
* The Third Greatest Cities 5*
* idol event will begin at 3:00 PM.*
**[00:14] Jin**
Here's the camera.
**[00:16] Mai**
Thank you!
**[00:17] Voice**
*We hope you'll all join in.*
**[00:17] Jin**
It's pretty busy here.
Is there an event going on?
**[00:20] Mai**
They're saying an idol event
is about to start!
**[00:22] Jin**
Oh...
**[00:23] Mai**
The five members of TGC5
**[00:25] Mai**
are from Sapporo, Sendai,
Kobe, Hiroshima, and Fukuoka.
**[00:29] Mai**
They're out to prove that their hometowns
should be Japan's third-greatest city.
***SIGN*** 3 Greatest Cities
**[00:33] Jin**
People are that fixated
on being the third-greatest city?
***SIGN*** Nagoya? Sapporo? Fukuoka?
Sendai? Kobe? Yokohama? Hiroshima?
***SIGN*** Osaka
***SIGN*** Tokyo
**[00:35] Mai**
Well, the first and second
positions won't ever change.
**[00:38] Yato**
I ain't gonna let that slide!
**[00:39] Jin**
It's only times like this
when you're quick to jump in!
**[00:41] Yami**
If ya wanna run yer mouth,
I'll set ya straight!
***SIGN*** K
a
b
a
n
e
Y
a
m
i
***SIGN*** Sendai
**[00:43] Yami**
I'm Kabane Yami!
**[00:44] Chiyoru**
Hiroshima's tastes are the only tastes!
***SIGN*** Hiroshima
***SIGN*** B
u
c
h
i
C
h
i
y
o
r
u
**[00:46] Chiyoru**
I'm Buchi Chiyoru!
**[00:47] Tooru**
Everyone doin' super good?
***SIGN*** Kobe
***SIGN*** A
r
a
k
o
m
i
T
o
o
r
u
**[00:49] Tooru**
I'm Arakomi Tooru!
**[00:50] Mana**
With a big heart, anything's possible!
***SIGN*** Sapporo
***SIGN*** T
a
k
e
s
h
i
t
s
u
M
a
n
a
**[00:52] Mana**
I'm Takeshitsu Mana!
**[00:53] Toyone**
Number one in population growth,
growth rate, and youth ratio!
***SIGN*** N
a
n
b
a
s
h
i
***SIGN*** T
o
y
o
n
e
***SIGN*** Fukuoka
**[00:56] Toyone**
Fukuoka oughta be the capital city!
**[00:58] Toyone**
I'm Nanbashi Toyone!
**[00:59] Toyone**
The third-greatest city in Japan is...
**[01:02] Five**
Sapporo! Kobe! Fukuoka!
Hiroshima! Sendai!
**[01:03] Tooru**
We're here in Nagoya to declare war over
the title of Japan's third greatest city!
**[01:08] Mana**
The showdown is on to find
out which city wins the title!
**[01:09] Yanna**
The heck is with these girls?
**[01:12] Yami**
We'll be competin' with a rap battle!
**[01:14] Yami**
You'll be facin' me soon enough!
**[01:16] Tooru**
Who wants to challenge us? Hands up!
**[01:18] Yato**
I'll take y'all on.
**[01:21] Yato**
I'm not lettin' any of y'all
be the third greatest.
**[01:24] Jin**
Can Yatogame actually rap?
**[01:26] Mai**
Jin-senpai, Nagoya has produced
an impressive number of hip-hop artists.
**[01:30] Jin**
Huh?!
**[01:31] Mai**
And there are lots who've made names
for themselves nationwide!
**[01:34] Mai**
I can see Yatogame-chan's
hip-hop soul clearly!
**[01:38] Yato**
Hmph!
**[01:39] Chiyoru**
You'll be up against me!
**[01:41] Chiyoru**
Hiroshima love and rap, from me to you!
**[01:43] Chiyoru**
From Onomichi's shutout to momiji manju!
***SIGN*** Smooth Chunky Matcha Cream Chocolate
**[01:45] Chiyoru**
Mach speed love for chunky an,
smooth an, and matcha!
***SIGN*** Love
**[01:47] Chiyoru**
Matsuda Stadium's graphical
red duds comin' atcha!
**[01:49] Chiyoru**
Cheers perk up the town
as koi swim up the fall!
**[01:51] Chiyoru**
Wanna be mean? I'll clobber y'all!
**[01:52] Yato**
Hiroshima? Specialties?
**[01:54] Yato**
The winner's miso topping!
Fix your priorities!
**[01:57] Yato**
Koi are so yesterday! We've got dragons!
**[01:59] Yato**
The bands at Nagoya Dome
are so deluxe, your mind's gone!
***SIGN*** ° Its official name is "Vantelin Dome Nagoya."
**[02:00] Yato**
Representin' Nagoya, Yatogame Monaka!
***SIGN*** Fukuoka
Love Forever
**[02:05] Toyone**
Yer a worthy opponent. My turn now!
**[02:09] Toyone**
The number one miso prefecture
is Nagano, not Nagoya!
***SIGN*** Nagano
**[02:12] Yato**
It ain't about consumption!
No one can top Nagoya's love for miso!
**[02:16] Yato**
Also, the only miso dish
Sapporo has is ramen!
**[02:19] Rika**
Yatogame...
**[02:19] Recchiri**
Wow.
**[02:20] Rara**
How cool. I want in on this, too.
**[02:23] Tooru**
Night views, waterfalls, Buddha statues?
**[02:24] Tooru**
Kobe's the sightseeing spot to choose!
**[02:26] Tooru**
In the sightseeing game,
Nagoya's gonna lose!
**[02:28] Yato**
Night views and Buddha statues
are the same everywhere!
**[02:30] Yato**
Kobe comes in second
to Osaka in sightseeing!
**[02:32] Nanaho**
True.
**[02:33] Shiharu**
Yep.
**[02:34] Yami**
Our general, Date Masamune,
ain't just for show!
**[02:36] Yami**
Beef tongue's a worthier dinner
than katsu, y'know!
**[02:37] Yato**
He ain't nothin' compared to the three greats,
Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu!
**[02:41] Yato**
Try again after ya take over Japan!
**[02:42] Serura**
Monaka-chan's so evo!
**[02:43] Tsuji**
Very evo.
**[02:44] Toyone**
Nobody walks in Nagoya!
**[02:46] Toyone**
Nothin' like the full bloom of Fukuoka!
**[02:48] Yato**
Nagoya's underground is highly advanced!
**[02:50] Yato**
Nobody walks on the surface all the time!
**[02:51] Yato**
Everyone in Fukuoka
still walks above ground!
**[02:53] Toyone**
Underground? What are you, a mole?
**[02:55] Toyone**
Ain't y'all got stations in that trash hole?
**[02:57] Toyone**
Fukuoka's got more attractions!
It makes more sense to walk!
**[03:02] Jin**
I feel like they're just arguing.
**[03:04] Mai**
What's wrong with that,
Jin-senpai? They're having fun.
**[03:07] Yanna**
Nice, Monaka!
**[03:11] Rara**
So cool!
**[03:12] Jin**
I guess so.
**[03:13] Mai**
Besides...
**[03:15] Mai**
No one cares which is the third-greatest city,
except people from those cities.
**[03:18] Jin**
You don't mince words!
**[03:21] Chiyoru**
Oysters!
**[03:21] Yami**
Zunda!
**[03:22] Tooru**
Kobe beef!
**[03:22] Mana**
Horsehair crab!
**[03:23] Toyone**
Mentaiko!
**[03:24] Yato**
Chicken wings! Hitsumabushi!
Miso oden! Miso katsu!
**[03:26] Yato**
Miso-stewed udon!
# Season 4
# E1 - It's Smack in the Middle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQPQ9K/its-smack-in-the-middle)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Umezu Hideyuki
(Aichi Prefecture)
**[00:00] Umezu**
* Many scenes in this program will appear*
* to present a biased view*
**[00:03] Umezu**
* of the people of Nagoya*
* and the surrounding region.*
**[00:05] Umezu**
* Please bear in mind that these scenes*
* are strictly the opinions of the characters*
**[00:07] Umezu**
*and may not represent reality,*
**[00:08] Umezu**
* and enjoy it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jin Kaito
High school
second-year
Has joined the
photography club
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Sasatsu Yanna
High school second-year
Photography club
president
Sleeps a lot
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa Mai
First-year
Loves cute things
***SIGN*** Animago
**[00:17] Na**
*Sometimes Yatogame wonders...*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
High school first-year
who loves Nagoya
***SIGN*** Hmmm
**[00:19] Na**
*Is Nagoya part of Kanto or Kansai?*
***SIGN*** Eastern Devil
**[00:21] Jin**
Kansai, obviously!
**[00:22] Jin**
The New Comedy Troupe plays
on Saturday afternoons,
**[00:24] Jin**
and the food's super rich!
**[00:25] Jin**
It's clearly in Kansai!
***SIGN*** Western Devil
**[00:27] Yato**
Nah, it's Kanto!
**[00:28] Yato**
There's no Kansai dialect,
the people are proud,
**[00:30] Yato**
and they say "Mac" instead of "McD's"!
**[00:32] Yato**
That makes it Kanto! Not that I'd know!
**[00:33] Jin**
Kansai!
***SIGN*** Eastern Devil
**[00:34] Yato**
Kanto!
***SIGN*** Western Devil
**[00:35] Yato**
Quit tryin' to dump Nagoya
off on each other!
**[00:37] Jin**
Where'd that come from?!
**[00:38] Jin**
You wondered if Nagoya
was in Kanto or Kansai?
**[00:41] Mai**
Aichi, Gifu, and Mie are sometimes
called Tokai, Chubu,
***SIGN*** "It's Smack in the Middle"
**[00:43] Mai**
and even Chukyo.
**[00:45] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:46] Yanna**
I hear that a lot, but what's it mean?
***SIGN*** Kyoto
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Tokyo
**[00:48] Mai**
Apparently it's because the region
is right between Kyoto and Tokyo.
**[00:52] Yanna**
Oh, so Chukyo is the "kyo" of Kyoto,
the "kyo" of Tokyo, and "chu" for "middle"!
**[00:55] Yanna**
That makes sense!
**[00:56] Rara**
Stop!
**[00:57] Rara**
Shizuoka gets left behind
as part of the Tokai region as it is!
***SIGN*** Yatoga MEMO
***SIGN*** Shonai Rara
Photography club advisor
Is often left out
***SIGN*** °Chukyo includes only Aichi, Gifu, and Mie
**[01:00] Rara**
It'll never fit into Chukyo!
**[01:03] Rara**
I'm hardcore opposed to Chukyo!
**[01:05] Jin**
Opposing it won't help...
**[01:06] Yato**
Still, there ain't no denyin'
Nagoya's smack in the middle of Japan!
**[01:09] Jin**
No, Japan's center is Tokyo.
**[01:11] Mai**
Yatogame-chan, I think Gifu's the one
at the center of Japan.
**[01:15] Yato**
Wha?!
**[01:15] Mai**
Assuming everyone in Japan weighs the same,
**[01:18] Mai**
the location where it strikes
the best balance is Gifu!
***SIGN*** Gifu Prefecture
**[01:20] Mai**
It's Gujo!
***SIGN*** Gujo
**[01:21] Jin**
Why the heck would you base it on that?!
***SIGN*** Nihon Manmannaka Center
**[01:23] Mai**
Above all, Nihon Manmannaka
Center is there!
**[01:25] Jin**
That's a bold name!
**[01:27] Rara**
It's Shizuoka!
It's right in the middle of the Tokaido!
**[01:29] Yanna**
Nah, it's Mie!
**[01:30] Yanna**
It formed the Republic of Central Japan
with Gifu and some others!
**[01:32] Mai**
It's Gifu!
**[01:33] Yato**
It's Nagoya!
**[01:34] Jin**
Argh! Quit talking over each other!
**[01:35] Jin**
I'll just look it up online!
***SIGN*** Shibukawa City, Gunma Prefecture:
The center when you make a circle
stretching from Hokkaido to Kyushu.
***SIGN*** Sano City, Tochigi Prefecture:
The intersection when you draw lines from
the northernmost point and the southernmost
point, and the Pacific coast to the Sea of
Japan coast, and connect their centers.
***SIGN*** Nirasaki City, Yamanashi Prefecture:
The intersection when you draw lines from the
northernmost point and the southernmost point,
and the easternmost point to the westernmost point.
***SIGN*** Nishiwaki City, Hyogo Prefecture:
Located at exactly 135 degrees east and 35 degrees north
***SIGN*** Ogawa Village, Nagano Prefecture:
The center if Honshu were represented as a single flat board.
**[01:43] Jin**
I think I don't really care anymore.
**[01:45] Yato**
Yep!
**[01:45] Mai**
Agreed!
**[01:46] Rara**
Want some tea?
**[01:47] Yanna**
I want mine hot!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Dobe Serura
Middle school third-year
Wants to go to Tokyo
Easily gets
the wrong idea
**[02:19] Mom**
Serura-chan, how was your
high school orientation?
**[02:23] Serura**
Oh, that school was super non-evo.
***SIGN*** Yatoga MEMO
***SIGN*** Serura's mom
Has the talent to be
a helicopter mother
**[02:25] Serura**
And the photography club
had some real scary folks!
**[02:27] Serura**
They tricked my friend!
**[02:29] Mom**
Really?
**[02:30] Serura**
Really! I was like, please
do somethin' about this!
**[02:33] Serura**
So please let me go to school in Tokyo—
**[02:35] Mom**
Not a chance! Do you know
how much that would cost?
**[02:37] Serura**
You're so stingy!
Our family's rich, ain't it?!
**[02:40] Mom**
We're rich *because* we're stingy.
**[02:42] Serura**
You only pay Tsuji 800 yen
per hour to work for us!
***SIGN*** Yatoga MEMO
***SIGN*** Tsuji Masahide
Butler serving the Dobe family
Forces Serura to see reality
Highly skilled attendant
**[02:45] Tsuji**
I do receive a bit more than that.
**[02:47] Mom**
Honestly...
**[02:48] Mom**
Tsuji, contact that
school's chairman for me.
**[02:51] Tsuji**
Certainly.
**[02:52] Mom**
Serura-chan's friend was put in danger.
**[02:55] Mom**
We might just have to get
that photography club shut down.
# E2 - Welcome, Student Council President
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU85772/welcome-student-council-president)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:02] Rara**
*What should I do?*
**[00:04] Rara**
*I never thought this would happen...*
**[00:06] Teacher**
Shonai-sensei.
***SIGN*** "Welcome, Student Council President"
**[00:07] Teacher**
The principal wants to see you.
**[00:09] Rara**
Okay!
**[00:09] Rara**
What?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Rara**
Disband the club?
***SIGN*** D
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B
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D
?
**[00:13] Rara**
*How am I going to tell them?*
**[00:15] Yanna**
Hey, know what I was thinkin'?
**[00:16] Yanna**
Everyone sees the shapes
of prefectures differently, right?
**[00:19] Jin**
Oh, yeah, I guess so.
**[00:21] Yanna**
I think Aichi looks like a crab!
**[00:23] Yato**
A crab? It can't be a crab!
***SIGN*** Dinosaur
***SIGN*** Kangaroo
**[00:25] Yato**
Ain't it a kangaroo
or a dinosaur or somethin'?
**[00:26] Yanna**
Ain't that a bit forced?
**[00:28] Yanna**
Mai, what's Gifu?
**[00:29] Mai**
Gifu is amazing! It looks just like a dog!
***SIGN*** Woof
**[00:31] Yanna**
A dog? Like this?
**[00:33] Mai**
No, no! Look, you just do this!
***SIGN*** Wan!!
**[00:35] Yato**
That's a melon soda from Komeda.
**[00:37] Jin**
Can't you just call it a boot?
**[00:38] Mai**
It's not! It's a poodle!
**[00:40] Yanna**
Mie could be a boomerang,
***SIGN*** Hi-yah
**[00:41] Yanna**
or maybe an electric guitar!
**[00:43] Yato**
A half-eaten chicken wing.
***SIGN*** Ding
**[00:44] Jin**
Quit linking them to Nagoya!
These are different prefectures!
**[00:47] Rara**
*Everyone's forgotten about Shizuoka...*
**[00:49] Jin**
What about Shizuoka?
**[00:51] Rara**
*Shizuoka's shaped like a goldfish!*
**[00:53] Yanna**
If you flip it, it kinda
looks like Hokkaido.
**[00:56] Rara**
* Why do you have to link*
* another place to it?!*
**[00:58] Mai**
What about Tokyo?
**[00:59] Rara**
*You're done with Shizuoka already?!*
**[01:01] Jin**
If you just look at the 23 special wards,
it looks like Yamanashi.
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[01:03] Yanna**
It'd work a little better
if it didn't stick out right here.
**[01:07] Jin**
Well, Machida is practically in Kanagawa.
**[01:10] Shou**
Then give Machida back to us!
***SIGN*** Student Council President
**[01:12] Shou**
Listen! Until the Meiji era,
Machida belonged to Kanagawa!
**[01:15] Shou**
Letters addressed to "Machida,
Kanagawa" are still delivered correctly!
**[01:18] Jin**
Who are you?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Kochikashi Shou
High school second-year
From Kanagawa
Hates losing
**[01:19] Shou**
I'm Kochikashi Shou,
the student council president.
**[01:22] Mai**
She's from Kanagawa.
**[01:24] Yanna**
Is Kanagawa known for anything?
**[01:26] Yato**
Huh...
**[01:26] Shou**
Are you mad?!
**[01:27] Mai**
You know, there's Chinatown, for one.
**[01:29] Yanna**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Yokohama
**[01:29] Yanna**
So it's Yokohama Prefecture!
***SIGN*** Prefecture
**[01:31] Shou**
I'll drop you in Minato Mirai to drown.
**[01:35] Shou**
Do you guys realize the position you're in?
**[01:36] Yanna**
What d'ya mean?
**[01:37] Shou**
Hasn't Shonai-sensei told you?
**[01:40] Yanna**
Rara-chan?
***SIGN*** I neglected my duty
**[01:43] Shou**
We've investigated
the photography club's activities,
**[01:47] Shou**
and all that stood out was a bronze
medal in a minor contest.
***SIGN*** Bronze
**[01:50] Yanna**
Hey, bronze is plenty good!
**[01:51] Shou**
The ball sports tournament photos you
were asked to take came out blurry.
**[01:54] Jin**
Gulp!
**[01:55] Shou**
You make a mess eating snacks
in the courtyard.
**[01:56] Yato**
Hey!
**[01:57] Shou**
And the biggest issue is that you
deceived a student at orientation.
**[02:02] Shou**
Therefore, the school has issued you
a notice to re-examine your activities.
**[02:07] Shou**
Come in.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Aonaji Kei
Student Council Vice President
Second-year, from Chiba
Believes she's adorable
**[02:08] Shou**
We, the student council, work to ensure
the freedom of all students.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Asaka Kiina
Student Council Treasurer
Second-year, from Saitama
Lacks confidence
in many areas
**[02:12] Shou**
We must begin by determining whether
your club is practicing freedom or negligence.
**[02:18] Shou**
The three of us will be
observing the photography club
**[02:21] Shou**
and submitting a report to the school.
**[02:24] Shou**
Depending on what the report says...
**[02:26] Shou**
The photography club may be disbanded.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E3 - Ya Can't Say That
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U23X1W/ya-cant-say-that)
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***SIGN*** °
D
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a
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***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:02] (Flashback) Shou**
We'll begin observing you next week.
***SIGN*** "Ya Can't Say That"
**[00:04] (Flashback) Shou**
I suggest you prepare yourselves.
**[00:06] Jin**
We'll be disbanded
if we don't handle this well, huh?
**[00:08] Jin**
* The mood in the club room has been kind*
* of awkward since what happened yesterday.*
**[00:09] Mai**
The president sure is late.
**[00:11] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:12] Jin**
* And in the middle of all this,*
* Sasatsu's late.*
**[00:15] Yanna**
I can't accept this! I'm launchin' a raid!
**[00:17] Yato**
Yeah!
**[00:18] Jin**
A raid?! You're so violent!
***SIGN*** T
O
T
H
E
S
T
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D
E
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C
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N
C
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F
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***SIGN*** Students Who Have No Official Business Here May Not Enter.
**[00:21] Mai**
I guess this is the student council office.
**[00:23] Yato**
Yep...
**[00:23] Jin**
Sasatsu, what's that?
**[00:25] Yanna**
A little gift.
**[00:26] Jin**
You said this was a raid.
I guess you still have some good sense, huh?
**[00:29] Yanna**
This is first-day-of-the-month
mochi from Akafuku!
**[00:32] Yanna**
It's only sold on the first day
of every month except January!
**[00:34] Yanna**
And it has a same-day expiration date!
**[00:35] Yanna**
It's a different type of mochi
every month! It's priceless!
**[00:38] Jin**
Today's the second.
Isn't it past the expiration date?
**[00:41] Yanna**
This is just the box.
***SIGN*** She Ate the Contents
**[00:43] Yanna**
Ain't no way I'm givin' this to them.
**[00:45] Jin**
You're too belligerent!
**[00:46] Yanna**
Excuse me!
**[00:49] Kei**
Welcome to my student council office.
**[00:51] Shou**
It's not *your* student council office!
**[00:53] Shou**
Don't sit in the president's
seat without permission!
**[00:55] Kiina**
Stupid president.
**[00:56] Shou**
What's with you two?!
**[00:58] Shou**
I apologize for that shameful display.
**[01:00] Shou**
You two! Introduce yourselves!
**[01:01] Jin**
She's like a mother.
***SIGN*** Student Council
Vice President
**[01:03] Kei**
Aonaji from Chiba. I'm the vice president.
**[01:06] Jin**
You said the "vice" part so quietly!
**[01:08] Kiina**
Asaka Kiina. Treasurer. From Saitama.
***SIGN*** Student Council Treasurer
**[01:11] Jin**
And you're just quiet to begin with!
**[01:12] Shou**
Speak clearly!
**[01:13] Kei**
Not so loud!
**[01:14] Kiina**
Stupid president.
**[01:15] Jin**
You really don't get along!
**[01:16] Yanna**
This is for you. Please take it.
**[01:18] Jin**
She's...
**[01:19] Shou**
Well, thank you.
**[01:20] Shou**
Aonaji, give them those things.
**[01:22] Kei**
Here.
***SIGN*** Dove Sablé
**[01:23] Shou**
You're so well-prepared!
**[01:24] Shou**
These are dove sablé from Kanagawa.
**[01:26] Both**
Huh?
**[01:27] Shou**
What? Go on, don't be shy.
**[01:28] Yanna**
Aren't dove sablé a Tokyo souvenir?
**[01:30] Yato**
Yep.
**[01:31] Jin**
They're not. They do sell them
in Tokyo, too, but—
**[01:33] Shou**
That's right, you bumpkins!
**[01:35] Shou**
Dove sablé are a traditional
snack of Kamakura!
**[01:37] Yanna**
Kamakura's in Kanagawa?
**[01:38] Shou**
We have to start *there*?!
**[01:39] Mai**
I didn't know dove sables were a Kanagawa
thing. I don't know much about Kanto.
***SIGN*** Sablé
**[01:42] Shou**
It's "sablé"! Get the accent right!
**[01:44] Jin**
They sell Akafuku at Nagoya Station, too.
***SIGN*** Akafuku
**[01:46] Jin**
Isn't it Nagoya Station's
top-selling souvenir?
**[01:49] Yato**
Akafuku ain't a Nagoya souvenir!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** At the main Akafuku store
in Ise, you can watch
Akafuku mochi being made in
real time. Try the fresh mochi
right in the store with
fragrant coarse green tea!
**[01:51] Yanna**
They taste better if ya get 'em
from the main store in Ise!
**[01:53] Jin**
Sorry.
**[01:53] Kei**
Talk about sad, Shou-chan.
They won't even listen to you.
**[01:56] Kei**
That's how it is for Kanagawa.
**[01:58] Kei**
There's no reason to go to Kanagawa
when Tokyo's right there.
**[02:01] Shou**
What?!
**[02:01] Shou**
Yokohama in Kanagawa is one
of Japan's three greatest cities!
**[02:04] Jin**
I've heard that key word before!
**[02:06] Yato**
One of Japan's three
greatest cities is Nagoya!
**[02:10] Sho**
Excuse me?
**[02:11] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Eat Up
***SIGN*** Toyohashi Anmaki
***SIGN*** Chiryu Large Anmaki
**[02:14] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, I bought you some anmaki.
***SIGN*** Anmaki
**[02:17] Teppei**
It's like a cylindrical dorayaki. I like it.
***SIGN*** Dorayaki
***SIGN*** Tiny Bit
**[02:19] Jandara**
And this shape allows it
to hold a lot more an.
**[02:23] Teppei**
Leave it to Aichi to think of that!
But the calories...
**[02:26] Jandara**
There's anmaki tempura, too.
**[02:27] Teppei**
That adds yet another level of calories!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E4 - A Battle I Can't Go Losin
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5MZW/a-battle-i-cant-go-losin)
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***SIGN*** °
D
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**[00:02] Na**
* Is Japan's third-greatest city*
* Yokohama or Nagoya?*
**[00:06] Na**
* Thus begins a battle*
* neither can afford to lose!*
**[00:08] Shou**
Calling Nagoya the third-greatest
city in Japan is a real laugh.
***SIGN*** Japan's Population
***SIGN*** 1. Tokyo
***SIGN*** 2. Kanagawa
***SIGN*** 3. Osaka
***SIGN*** 4. Aichi
***SIGN*** °As of December 2021
**[00:11] Shou**
Kanagawa's population is greater
than that of Osaka,
**[00:13] Shou**
which is considered number two.
***SIGN*** 1. Tokyo
***SIGN*** 2. Osaka
***SIGN*** 3. Aichi
***SIGN*** Daytime to Nighttime Population Ratio
***SIGN*** 44. Kanagawa
***SIGN*** °Data gathered in Heisei 22
**[00:14] Yato**
Only 'cause people
are spillin' over from Tokyo.
**[00:17] Shou**
If Tokyo were to fall,
Kanagawa would be the capital!
**[00:19] Kei**
Kanagawa's got nothing going
for it except Yokohama.
***SIGN*** "A Battle I Can't Go Losin'"
**[00:22] Yato**
Yep!
**[00:22] Shou**
Well, there's even less in Chiba!
**[00:24] Kei**
Not true! Maihama has both Land
and Sea, which are world-famous!
**[00:27] Kei**
And German Village, too!
**[00:28] Yanna**
Doesn't Land have "Tokyo" in its name?
**[00:30] Mai**
I think German Village
has "Tokyo" attached, too.
**[00:32] Jin**
Come on, does it really matter
what the third-greatest city is?
**[00:35] Both**
It does!
**[00:36] Kei**
And what's wrong with having
"Tokyo" in the name, anyway?
***SIGN*** Nagoya University of Economics
Inuyama City
***SIGN*** Nagoya University of Agriculture
Owariasahi City
***SIGN*** Nagoya University of Foreign Studies
Nisshin City
**[00:38] Kei**
Nagoya's not the only city in Aichi,
but its name's on everything, too.
**[00:40] Yato**
Wha?!
**[00:41] Kei**
Especially universities.
**[00:42] Shou**
Chiba just doesn't know any other way
to live but to snuggle up to others.
**[00:45] Shou**
I guess it's better than Saitama, though.
**[00:47] Jin**
Wow, she's just being nasty.
**[00:47] Kei**
That's mean! Kii-chan,
throw a Soka senbei at her!
**[00:50] Kiina**
I mean, it's true. There's no need
to ever go to Saitama or anything.
**[00:53] Kiina**
People even call it "Daworstama."
**[00:55] Kei**
That's not true!
**[00:56] Kei**
Squeeze out the good parts!
You know, the dregs!
**[00:58] Jin**
She's pretty nasty, too!
**[01:00] Kiina**
If there's anything...
it's how close it is to Tokyo.
**[01:03] All**
That's so sad...
**[01:04] Kiina**
Ikebukuro's my backyard.
I know it better than most Tokyoites.
**[01:07] Mai**
I can relate! Gifu folks are getting more
and more knowledgeable about Nagoya!
**[01:10] Yanna**
Hey, Mai! Why're ya bein'
all buddy-buddy with them?!
**[01:11] Mai**
Oh, um...
**[01:13] Kei**
People from the countryside always
treat Kanto like a sworn enemy.
**[01:16] Kei**
Kinda like how Gifu and Mie put up
a barrier around everything but Nagoya.
**[01:19] Shou**
You mean they're hostile toward
other cities, but amenable toward Nagoya?
**[01:23] Yanna**
What?! I dunno about Gifu,
but Mie ain't like that!
**[01:26] Mai**
What do you mean? Mie isn't any different.
**[01:29] Yanna**
Huh?
**[01:29] Mai**
What?
**[01:30] Yanna**
Gifu ain't nothin' but mountains!
**[01:32] Mai**
They turn into ski resorts in winter!
**[01:34] Yanna**
What about summer?!
Gifu's got no beaches or even pools!
**[01:36] Mai**
You can have cookouts next
to a beautiful river!
**[01:37] Jin**
C'mon, you two... Yatogame, stop them!
**[01:38] Mai**
Gifu has Shirakawa-go, after all!
**[01:39] Yanna**
Well, Mie's got the Kumano Kodo!
**[01:40] Yato**
Wha...
**[01:41] Yato**
They've both got some nice stuff...
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
**[01:41] Mai**
That's mostly in Wakayama!
**[01:42] Jin**
You're so weak at times like this, Yatogame!
**[01:44] Mai**
I think you're just arrogant because
Mie is famous for the Ise Shrine.
**[01:47] Yanna**
Well, Takayama in Gifu
is super popular, too.
**[01:49] Mai**
But the Suzuka Circuit in Mie is popular
among foreigners, so good for you.
**[01:52] Yanna**
Well, the Gero Hot Springs are really nice.
**[01:55] Yanna**
So on that note, can we scrap
the talk about disbandin'?
**[01:58] Shou**
On what note?!
**[01:59] Shou**
Why did they even come here?
**[02:01] Shou**
Well, they brought us refreshments,
so maybe it's worth—
**[02:05] Shou**
It's empty!
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:09] Rara**
The phrase "but it" serves as a
conjunction, as in "xxx, but yyy."
**[02:14] Rara**
So this sentence translates to,
"I am not included, but it's okay."
**[02:16] Toshika**
*That's such a sad example.*
**[02:19] Rara**
Also, Shizuoka has a similar-sounding phrase,
"batto ite," which means "to save."
**[02:24] Rara**
So this sentence means,
"Why didn't you save a seat for me?"
**[02:28] Toshika**
*That's not even English, and it's still sad!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E5 - More Chicken Wings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4W0Q/more-chicken-wings)
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**[00:02] Shou**
That photography club is on the fast track
to disbandment if they keep that up.
***SIGN*** "More Chicken Wings"
**[00:06] Kei**
The Tagane Festival's coming up,
so they're gonna have a lot to do.
**[00:09] Kiina**
We'll be busy, too.
**[00:12] Jin**
Huh?!
**[00:12] Mai**
It's Yatogame-chan!
**[00:14] Mai**
We gotta get her to the nurse's office!
***SIGN*** Ding
**[00:15] Shou**
What happened here?!
***SIGN*** Straight Up
**[00:17] Shou**
What's with the hand?
**[00:18] Mai**
That's her chicken wing pose.
**[00:19] Shou**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Mmm
**[00:20] Mai**
If a Nagoyan goes too long
without eating chicken wings,
**[00:23] Mai**
they experience withdrawal symptoms.
**[00:25] Shou**
Well, it's creepy!
How do we get her back to normal?
**[00:28] Mai**
She should be fine
if she eats chicken wings.
**[00:30] Mai**
She hasn't had any in two weeks!
**[00:32] Jin**
That's pretty recent!
**[00:33] Shou**
Aonaji! Asaka!
**[00:34] Shou**
Weren't there some ingredients leftover
**[00:36] Shou**
from the whole chicken
we cooked in cooking class?
**[00:37] Shou**
Cook them and bring them here!
**[00:39] Jin**
What kind of cooking class makes that?!
**[00:40] Kei**
Aw...
**[00:40] Kiina**
Stupid president.
**[00:41] Shou**
Move it!
***SIGN*** 15
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**[00:43] Kei**
Here. Chicken wings.
**[00:45] Both**
Wait, why?!
***SIGN*** Straight Up
**[00:46] Mai**
Senpai, listen closely.
**[00:48] Mai**
These are not chicken wings.
**[00:50] Jin**
That statement would shock even a chicken!
***SIGN*** ° Her Personal Opinion
**[00:52] Mai**
In Nagoya, 99 percent of the time,
"chicken wings" means the fried kind!
**[00:55] Jin**
That's basically 100 percent!
**[00:57] Yato**
Sniff, sniff... Wha?!
**[00:58] Yanna**
Monaka! I bought ya Furaibo
and Sekai no Yama-chan!
**[01:02] Jin**
She's awake!
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:03] Yato**
Crack!
**[01:03] Yato**
Chomp!
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[01:04] Yato**
All clean!
***SIGN*** All Clean
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:07] Jin**
Her speed is insane!
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:08] Mai**
Everyone, observe these panels of Yama-chan.
***SIGN*** How to Eat Chicken Wings According to Yama-chan
***SIGN*** First, twist here to snap it
in two.
***SIGN*** Grab the bigger
piece of meat
with your teeth,
and pull out
the bone with
your hand.
***SIGN*** If any meat
is left, suck it
off and leave
only the bone.
***SIGN*** The smaller bit has both
skin and flesh.
***SIGN*** Eat that,
too.
***SIGN*** If you do it
right, only a
clean bone will
be left.
***SIGN*** It's best when you strip
it down to the bone,
the bone♪
***SIGN*** Now,
farewell.
***SIGN*** Flap
Flap
***SIGN*** The End
**[01:10] Yato**
Anyone who can't eat 'em this way
don't deserve to live in Nagoya.
**[01:13] Jin**
You can lose your right to citizenship
over chicken wings?!
**[01:15] Yanna**
Let's eat 'em together! They're yummy!
**[01:17] Jin**
Yama-chan's have more pepper,
**[01:19] Jin**
and the Furaibo ones have
a sweet and salty coating.
**[01:21] Yanna**
I could eat 'em forever
alternatin' between the two!
**[01:24] Yato**
If it weren't for Chairman Ohtsubo,
**[01:26] Yato**
we wouldn't be able to eat
these tasty chicken wings.
**[01:29] Jin**
Who's that?
**[01:30] Yato**
The chairman of Furaibo,
the shop that first came up
***SIGN*** Furaibo
**[01:32] Yato**
with sweet an' salty chicken wings!
**[01:34] Mai**
You work so hard every day.
***SIGN*** The Original Fried Chicken Wings
**[01:36] Mai**
Treat yourself with a visit
to your local Furaibo today.
**[01:38] Mai**
We're waiting for you!
**[01:40] Yato**
Furaibo: the original fried chicken wings!
**[01:42] Yanna**
You go, Chairman!
**[01:43] Jin**
Is this chairman that well-known?!
**[01:45] Jin**
Whoa... Suddenly it's just
a pile of corpses...
**[01:47] Yato**
Wha...? They're gone already?
***SIGN*** Straight Up
**[01:51] Jin**
I'll go buy some chicken wings!
**[01:53] Mai**
Me, too!
**[01:53] Yanna**
Ditto!
**[01:54] Shou**
How many does she need to eat
before she's happy?!
**[01:56] Na**
*Allow me to explain.*
***SIGN*** 5 Wings Makes 1 Serving
***SIGN*** Yama-chan's Tumbling Mountain of Wings Is a Daily Sight
***SIGN*** Black
***SIGN*** On Top of a Drink
**[01:58] Na**
* Nagoyan chicken wings are a food*
* from another dimension*
**[02:00] Na**
*that makes you hungrier the more you eat.*
**[02:02] Na**
* Many Nagoyans will eat ten servings,*
* or fifty wings, at once.*
**[02:05] Shou**
Why did we even come here?
**[02:07] Tsuji**
Lady Serura and...
***SIGN*** Lady Serura
and
Tsuji the Butler
**[02:09] Serura**
...Tsuji the Butler.
**[02:10] Serura**
Takanawa Gateway is so evo!
***SIGN*** • Tennozu Isle
• Shinagawa Seaside
• Tokyo Teleport
• Toranomon Hills
• Minami-Machida Grandberry Park
**[02:12] Serura**
The katakana in the name
makes it feel so modern!
**[02:14] Tsuji**
Tokyo has many stations
with names like that.
**[02:17] Tsuji**
Incidentally, Nagoya also has a station
name with both kanji and katakana.
***SIGN*** Evo
**[02:20] Serura**
What?! There's seriously more?!
***SIGN*** Sogo Rihabiri Center
**[02:22] Tsuji**
Sogo Rihabiri Center.
**[02:24] Tsuji**
Sogo Rihabiri Center... Sogo Rihabiri
Center... Sogo Rihabiri Center...
***SIGN*** Sogo
Rihabiri
Center
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E6 - A Woman's Heart Is Complicated
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4X384/a-womans-heart-is-complicated)
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**[00:02] Mai**
I doubt she'll wear it,
***SIGN*** "A Woman's Heart Is Complicated"
**[00:04] Mai**
but I bought a hair pin that'll
look great on Yatogame-chan.
**[00:06] Mai**
Oh! Yatogame-cha—
**[00:08] Kei**
How cute! It's perfect for you!
**[00:10] Kei**
Look, Mai Mai! Isn't Mona-chan adorable?
**[00:12] Yato**
Er... gah...
***SIGN*** Please let
me take a
picture later
**[00:15] Mai**
Everyone knows Yatogame-chan is adorable.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Keep an appropriate
distance from your
favorite!
**[00:17] Mai**
Wait, no! You're too close
to her! Step back!
**[00:20] Kei**
Aw, are you jealous?
**[00:24] Kei**
What's that?
**[00:25] Mai**
What is that girl's deal?
Even I've never called her "Mona-chan"!
**[00:30] Mai**
I guess I'm just...
**[00:33] Yanna**
What's with you, Mai?
**[00:34] Jin**
You're acting weird.
**[00:35] Yato**
That ain't Tadakusa.
**[00:36] Yato**
That's the personality that shows up
**[00:38] Yato**
when Tadakusa falls
all the way to the dark side.
**[00:40] Yato**
It's Ta*dark*sa!
**[00:41] Both**
Tadarksa?!
**[00:43] Jin**
What should we do?
***SIGN*** Photography
Club
Room
**[00:44] Yato**
If we can satisfy her heart...
**[00:46] Jin**
Should we say nice stuff about Gifu?
**[00:48] Yato**
Yeah...
**[00:48] Yanna**
Leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Sweetfish Cake
***SIGN*** Grilled Sweetfish
***SIGN*** Sashimi
**[00:49] Yanna**
Mai! Gifu's sweetfish is the best
in the world, ain't it?
***SIGN*** Toyama
***SIGN*** Ishikawa
***SIGN*** Fukui
***SIGN*** Gifu
***SIGN*** Nagano
***SIGN*** Shiga
***SIGN*** Mie
***SIGN*** Aichi
**[00:52] Mai**
We only eat sweetfish 'cause
there's no ocean nearby. Pathetic.
**[00:56] Mai**
The people of Gifu want to eat tuna, too!
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Tuna
**[01:00] Yato**
Gifu's got lotsa tourist spots, like Hida
Takayama and the Gero Hot Springs!
**[01:05] Mai**
Yes, those are in Gifu,
but they're in the Hida area!
***SIGN*** Nagoya City
***SIGN*** Gifu City
***SIGN*** Gero City
**[01:07] Mai**
You have to cross mountains
and run over fields to get there!
***SIGN*** Takayama City
***SIGN*** Hida City
**[01:10] Mai**
Who's gonna go there?! Pathetic!
***SIGN*** Gi
**[01:12] Yato**
I can't get past the "Gi" aura!
**[01:16] Kei**
A woman's heart is a troublesome thing.
**[01:18] Jin**
Going on what you just said...
Isn't it good to have so much nature?
**[01:21] Jin**
It's great that you don't have
to rely on amusement parks!
**[01:23] Mai**
Gifu has Enakyo Wonderland, you know.
**[01:25] Jin**
Oops.
**[01:26] Mai**
It's the perfect amusement park,
with so many attractions
***SIGN*** Enakyo Wonderland
***SIGN*** Ocarina Painting
***SIGN*** Kaleidoscope Making
Experience Crafting!
***SIGN*** Wind Chime Painting
***SIGN*** Over 30 Attractions!!
***SIGN*** Interact with Animals in
the Neighboring Enakyo Tenkaien!!
**[01:29] Mai**
that you wouldn't think it's in Gifu.
***SIGN*** The Ena Gorge Is Visible from Every Attraction!!
**[01:30] Mai**
And the view of the natural scenery
from the 50-meter Ferris wheel is glorious!
**[01:34] Jin**
Yeah! See? Nature is the best!
**[01:36] Mai**
It's nature that's the problem.
**[01:37] Jin**
Huh?
**[01:38] Mai**
It's closed in winter
because of all the snow!
***SIGN*** Days Closed
Every Tuesday and Wednesday
(open during spring break, Golden Week, Silver Week, and Holidays)
Winter
**[01:40] Mai**
That's what you get for building
an amusement park in the mountains!
***SIGN*** Gi
**[01:42] Mai**
There's such a thing as
too much nature! Pathetic!
**[01:45] Mai**
All we ever talk about is our home
prefectures... Pathetic...
**[01:48] Yato**
Tadakusa...
**[01:49] Mai**
Just leave me a—
**[01:52] Yato**
Tadakusa...
**[01:55] Kei**
Mona-chan never calls people by their names.
**[01:57] Yanna**
True.
**[01:58] Jin**
She's only ever called me "Tokyo."
**[02:00] Kei**
But she calls Mai Mai "Tadakusa."
**[02:04] Mai**
I have...
**[02:06] Mai**
no regrets in my life!
**[02:08] Jin**
She's cleansed!
***SIGN*** Shiharu and Nanaho
**[02:10] Shiharu**
Shiharu and...
**[02:11] Nanaho**
...Nanaho.
**[02:12] Shiharu**
I'm Mona-nee's favorite! Itemae Shiharu!
**[02:15] Nanaho**
I'm Koshiyasu Nanaho.
**[02:17] Shiharu**
Anyway, why am I gettin' so little
screen time this season?
**[02:19] Nanaho**
Don't ask me...
**[02:21] Shiharu**
The problem is that Nagoyans are so vain!
**[02:23] Shiharu**
They oughta treat us equally!
**[02:24] Nanaho**
You really wanna be seen, huh?
**[02:25] Shiharu**
Staff! Give us the same pay you give them!
**[02:28] Nanaho**
You were talking about the pay?
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E7 - They Ain't Just Round
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1949/they-aint-just-round)
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**[00:02] Shou**
Many visitors will be here
for the Dagane Festival next week.
***SIGN*** Photography Club Improvement Meeting
**[00:05] Shou**
Good results there will give you
much more persuasive power.
**[00:08] Shou**
But on the other hand,
it may be your last chance.
***SIGN*** "They Ain't Just Round"
**[00:11] Jin**
Our last chance...
**[00:12] Shou**
I've put together a perfect plan,
so memorize every detail.
**[00:16] Jin**
But it's time to go ho—
**[00:17] Shou**
No whining!
**[00:19] Jin**
She sure was strict.
**[00:21] Mai**
It's already dark.
**[00:22] Jin**
The moon's so big.
**[00:23] Mai**
Tonight is August's full moon.
**[00:25] Yanna**
Cool! Let's have a moon-viewing party!
**[00:27] Jin**
Moon-viewing? But we don't
have anything prepared.
**[00:29] Yanna**
Here! Silvergrass!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[00:30] Jin**
That's obviously bamboo!
**[00:31] Yanna**
And moon dumplings!
***SIGN*** Bam
**[00:33] Jin**
Those are obviously Akafuku!
**[00:35] Mai**
Akafuku doesn't work as moon dumplings.
**[00:37] Yanna**
Why not? In Kansai, moon
dumplings are wrapped in anko!
***SIGN*** Kansai Moon
Dumpling
**[00:39] Jin**
Aren't moon dumplings usually round?
***SIGN*** Like This...
**[00:41] Yato**
Moon dumplings are s'posed
to be teardrop-shaped.
**[00:43] Jin**
Huh?
**[00:44] Yato**
That's the problem with you, Tokyo.
**[00:45] Yato**
Don't base everything on Tokyo standards.
**[00:48] Yanna**
They're round in Mie, too.
**[00:49] Mai**
And in Gifu.
**[00:50] Yato**
Wha?!
**[00:51] Yanna**
What're teardrop-shaped ones like?
**[00:52] Yato**
They were in the school lunch!
The three-colored ones!
**[00:54] Jin**
Oh, the white, pink,
and green ones on a stick?
**[00:57] Yato**
No! The colors are white, pink, and brown!
**[01:00] Jin**
Brown?!
**[01:00] Yato**
Yes! Like this!
***SIGN*** Bang
***SIGN*** Moon Dumpling
**[01:02] Jin**
That shape in brown?
***SIGN*** Ew...
**[01:04] Jin**
That's poop.
***SIGN*** Grawrrr
**[01:05] Yato**
No, it ain't! Just hang on a sec!
**[01:08] Yato**
See? Look!
***SIGN*** Ta-dah
**[01:09] Jin**
They really are teardrop-shaped!
**[01:11] Yato**
Right? I told ya!
**[01:12] Yanna**
I remember playin' "moon thieves" as a kid.
**[01:15] Yato**
I played that when I visited family.
**[01:17] Jin**
You two were that bad as kids?!
**[01:19] Yanna**
Huh? We ain't talkin' about bein' real thieves.
***SIGN*** Sometimes things are left by front doors
***SIGN*** To the Moon Thieves
***SIGN*** Please take only 1 each
***SIGN*** That house
was super fancy
***SIGN*** I got 3!!
***SIGN*** I just got 5!!
***SIGN*** Kids share information
***SIGN*** ° In the Tokai region, this only happens in parts of Aichi and Mie
**[01:22] Yanna**
At the August full moon,
even kids can go out walkin' at night,
**[01:24] Yanna**
so they go to people's houses
to get candy and stuff.
***SIGN*** We did it in
Ichinomiya, too!
**[01:27] Jin**
Oh, so it's like Halloween?
**[01:29] Jin**
Is there a line you say,
like "trick or treat"?
**[01:31] Yanna**
Yep!
**[01:32] Jin**
Yeah? What is it?
**[01:33] Yanna**
We're moon thieves!
***SIGN*** Announcing Intent to Steal
**[01:34] Yato**
Give us yer moon dumplings!
**[01:36] Jin**
You announce your intent to steal?!
**[01:37] Yanna**
Yeah, so... this is mine now!
**[01:38] Jin**
Hey! That was mine!
**[01:40] Yato**
Moon thieves are messengers
sent from the moon.
**[01:42] Yanna**
You actually oughta be thankin' us.
**[01:45] Jin**
What does that even mean?!
**[01:46] Mai**
It's good luck to have children
steal your moon dumplings.
**[01:49] Mai**
It means you'll have a good harvest.
**[01:51] Yato**
Bow your head, Tokyo!
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
**[01:54] Jin**
She'd hit someone!
**[01:55] Yanna**
While we were sayin' all that, the moon hid.
**[01:57] Mai**
Then why don't we go look
at a nice moon nearby?
**[01:59] Jin**
What does that mean?
**[02:00] Mai**
The moon that shines
on the town of Nagoya...
***SIGN*** Bunny~
**[02:02] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[02:03] Jin**
I mean, yeah, her hair's gold, but...
**[02:05] Mai**
Moon-viewing is the best!
**[02:06] Na**
*Next time, the fateful athletic festival!*
**[02:07] Jin**
Hey! The moon ran away!
**[02:07] Na**
*What will happen to the photography club?!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
**[02:40] Rara**
Tonight is August's full moon.
**[02:41] Recchiri**
The original tradition for this night was
to offer part of your harvest in thanks.
**[02:46] Rika**
And now we offer mochi instead.
**[02:48] Rara**
Let's have moon dumplings and tea together.
**[02:50] Recchiri**
Oh, thank you.
**[02:52] Rika**
Why are these dumplings... sunken?
**[02:53] Lala**
It's navel mochi.
**[02:55] Recchiri**
Navel?
**[02:55] Recchiri**
Do you harvest navel oranges in Shizuoka?
**[02:58] Rara**
Not that "navel"!
# E8 - Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQP322/gotta-have-bread-at-an-athletic-meet)
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***SIGN*** Dagane High School Athletic Festival
***SIGN*** Red Team
***SIGN*** "Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet"
**[00:02] Mai**
The time has finally come
to show the fruits of our practice.
**[00:03] Kiina**
The Dagane Festival is back in town!
**[00:05] Kiina**
Throw your whole body down!
**[00:05] Jin**
I'm getting kinda nervous.
**[00:07] Kiina**
The weather's sunny and fine!
**[00:07] Mai**
To keep our club alive, each photo
we take has to be special!
**[00:08] Kiina**
Leave that soft attitude behind!
**[00:10] Jin**
Whoever's broadcasting sure
is chipper. Who is that?
**[00:10] Kiina**
Show how much you've grown!
Grasp glory! Say whoo!
**[00:13] Kiina**
Bringing you the live coverage is the
student council treasurer, Asaka Kiina!
***SIGN*** Hey Man!
**[00:16] Jin**
It's you?!
**[00:18] Kiina**
Kickin' off with the bread-eating race!
***SIGN*** Jin
***SIGN*** Yatogame
**[00:20] Yato**
Gah...
**[00:21] Jin**
What's wrong with Yatogame?
**[00:23] Mai**
Could it be...
**[00:24] Mai**
Gin Choco W and Gin Choco Roll!
Who would be so cruel?!
**[00:28] Jin**
What do you mean?
**[00:29] Jin**
Are these types of bread
I see all the time bad?
**[00:30] Mai**
Yes, Gin Choco W is by Fuji Baking Group,
**[00:32] Mai**
and Gin Choco Roll is by Pasco!
They're both based in Nagoya!
**[00:36] Jin**
They are?!
**[00:37] Yato**
I can't choose between 'em...
**[00:39] Yato**
Gin Choco W has two layers of cream,
**[00:41] Yato**
but Gin Choco Roll has milk and chocolate
whipped creams! They're both tasty!
**[00:45] Mai**
For Yatogame-chan, this is like having to
choose between her mother and father!
**[00:50] Jin**
It's as serious as a divorce?!
**[00:52] Kiina**
Bread-eating race! Total mania
in your face! Next pair!
***SIGN*** Sasatsu
**[00:56] Yanna**
I'm winnin' this one!
**[00:58] Jin**
Go, Sasatsu!
**[01:01] Yanna**
Too hard...
**[01:02] Jin**
Huh?
**[01:03] Mai**
Jin-senpai, that's hardtack
from Iwase Bread in Osu.
**[01:06] Jin**
Hardtack? What is that? Is it hard?
**[01:08] Mai**
You can hammer nails with it.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Osu specialty
Hardtack from
Iwase Bread
500 yen for a 10-pack
(tax included)
**[01:09] Jin**
How is that bread?!
**[01:10] Yanna**
I grew up on Azuki Bars and Iga katayaki!
**[01:14] Yanna**
Don't underestimate the people of Mie!
**[01:16] Yanna**
Ya gotta soften it with your spit and then
scrape it apart with your front teeth.
***SIGN*** Crunch Crunch Crunch
**[01:20] Jin**
That's tedious!
**[01:21] Jin**
We managed to make it to lunch break.
**[01:23] Mai**
We took lots of pictures.
**[01:24] Shou**
Photography club, I applaud your efforts.
***SIGN*** Aonaji
***SIGN*** Kochikashi
**[01:27] Kei**
Have the leftovers from
the bread-eating race.
**[01:29] Yanna**
Ooh! Lucky us!
**[01:30] Rara**
You have bread, but no Noppo bread?
**[01:32] Jin**
Noppo bread?
**[01:33] Rara**
It has a picture of
a giraffe on the package.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Noppo bread is a popular
soul food in Shizuoka. It's a long,
34cm roll with cream sandwiched
in the middle. It's been featured
in a collaboration with a hit anime.
(°goods available in Shizuoka only).
***SIGN*** Official name
is "Noppo"
***SIGN*** A full
34cm long!!
**[01:35] Rara**
It's really long, and different
flavors have different illustrations.
**[01:38] Mai**
Noppo bread is only sold in Shizuoka.
**[01:40] Rara**
Tadakusa-san, how do you know about it?!
***SIGN*** Shine
**[01:42] Rara**
Are you actually interested in Shizuoka?!
**[01:44] Mai**
Oh, uh... y-yes...
**[01:45] Rara**
Yay! You know what else Shizuoka has?!
**[01:47] Mai**
* I can't tell her it was*
* for an anime promotion!*
**[01:50] Shou**
It seems the photography club kids
are taking their task seriously.
**[01:53] Kei**
Yeah.
**[01:54] Kiina**
Not enough, yo! Send 'em back to Tokyo!
**[01:56] Shou**
Perhaps we'll have good news
for the chairman—
**[01:58] Mom**
Excuse me, you three.
**[02:00] Shou**
Yes?
**[02:01] Mom**
My name is Dobe.
I was called here by the school.
**[02:03] Mom**
Could you show me where I need to go?
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
**[02:06] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[02:09] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, this is bamboo shoot bread!
**[02:11] Jandara**
It's considered legendary because you
can only buy it in Toyokawa in winter.
**[02:15] Teppei**
So it contains the legendary
winter-sprouting bamboo shoots?
**[02:18] Jandara**
Nope. It's a winter exclusive
because the cream in it melts.
**[02:21] Jandara**
It only looks like a bamboo shoot.
**[02:23] Na**
* Teppei thought, "But don't*
* all cornets look like that?"*
**[02:26] Na**
*But he couldn't say it.*
**[02:27] Jandara**
This is my reason for living
through half the year.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E9 - Welcome, Honored Guest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQEWD4/welcome-honored-guest)
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**[00:02] Shou**
Thank you for taking the time to come.
**[00:04] Mom**
No trouble. The chairman and I go way back.
***SIGN*** "Welcome, Honored Guest"
**[00:08] Mom**
*Are those the photography club kids?*
**[00:11] Mom**
*It hasn't been disbanded yet?*
**[00:13] Mom**
I have to do something
before Serura goes crazy!
**[00:17] Mom**
I'll observe them in secret first.
**[00:17] Kiina**
*Afternoon begin! Watch the big ball spin!*
**[00:19] Kiina**
* The ball is your friend!*
* Starboard to the end!*
**[00:22] Mai**
Reminds me of the golden ball in Osu.
**[00:23] Yato**
Yep!
**[00:24] Mom**
Golden ball?! Did that sweet
young girl just talk about balls?!
**[00:27] Shou**
What's the matter, ma'am?!
**[00:29] Mom**
*These kids are unbelievable!*
**[00:30] Kiina**
*The three-legged race is next!*
***SIGN*** Jin
**[00:34] Yanna**
C'mon! Ya gotta stick
closer or we can't run!
***SIGN*** Three-Legged Race
**[00:36] Jin**
Yeah, but...
**[00:37] Mom**
Her chest is touching him! How shameless!
***SIGN*** Jump Rope
**[00:42] Mom**
Look at her bounce!
***SIGN*** Ball Toss
**[00:44] Mom**
Balls again?!
***SIGN*** ° Mom Is Panicking
**[00:45] Shou**
M-Ma'am?
**[00:47] Mom**
* These kids are so shameless and bouncy*
* and always talking about balls!*
**[00:50] Mom**
*I have to get their club shut down!*
**[00:52] Shou**
It might be heatstroke!
To the nurse's office, quick!
**[00:54] Kiina**
* Next up is a dance*
* by the girls of our school.*
**[00:57] Yato**
Why do I gotta dress like this?
**[00:59] Mai**
Heck yes! Thank you, world!
**[01:03] Jin**
Are you gonna be able to dance like that?
**[01:05] Yato**
Don't ya worry!
**[01:07] Yato**
I've trained by doin' the Domatsuri
dance recognized by Guinness!
**[01:09] Jin**
Domatsuri? Guinness?!
**[01:11] Mai**
She's talking about the Nippon Dommannaka
Festival that's held every year in Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Held for 3 days at the end of every August
About 20,000 people in 200 teams dance in the streets of Nagoya
**[01:15] Jin**
They really want you to know
it's in the center of Japan!
**[01:17] Mai**
It's called the "group dance,"
and everyone present joins in.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** The "Domatsuri" is held
every year with the
concept of "Nobody
attends. Everybody
participates."
It's also held online, so
check it out!
**[01:20] Mai**
Seeing thousands of people
dance together is incredible!
**[01:22] Jin**
Thousands? Is the entire
population of Nagoya there?
**[01:25] Mai**
Senpai, do you think Nagoya
is some little village?
**[01:27] Rara**
It's time, guys.
**[01:30] Mom**
*Goodness...*
**[01:32] Mom**
*What a lovely dance.*
**[01:33] Mom**
*They must have practiced a lot.*
**[01:40] Mom**
Greetings, photography club members.
**[01:43] Mom**
I was just reporting to the chairman
that I have an issue with your club.
**[01:48] All**
Huh?!
**[01:49] Mom**
But you all had such nice smiles.
**[01:51] Mom**
And you were working so hard.
**[01:53] Mom**
I'm relieved to see you're all good kids.
**[01:55] Mom**
I do think you went a bit
too far at times, though...
**[01:59] Jin**
So the thing about disbanding...
**[02:00] Mom**
I'll talk to the chairman
and have that plan revoked.
**[02:03] Yanna**
All right!
**[02:04] Jin**
Thank you!
**[02:06] Jin**
But now that I think about it,
**[02:07] Jin**
didn't this all start because
you got the wrong idea?
**[02:10] Yanna**
Hang on a sec! This guy just has no tact!
**[02:13] Mai**
That's right! He's incredibly dense
and completely tactless!
**[02:16] Yato**
No tact at all!
**[02:17] Jin**
No one's defending me?!
**[02:19] Na**
*In any case, the club escaped disbandment.*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
**[02:53] Recchiri**
Good work today, Shonai-sensei.
**[02:55] Rara**
There's a place in Shizuoka
called "Ball Drop Valley."
**[02:57] Teachers**
Ball drop?!
***SIGN*** Balls!!
# E10 - So Many Norms
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4WV5K/so-many-norms)
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***SIGN*** °
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**[00:02] Tsuji**
Milady, it is time to leave.
***SIGN*** "So Many Norms"
**[00:05] Serura**
There's Narita a day I don't
wish I wasn't a Hills girl!
**[00:07] Tsuji**
I see.
**[00:08] Serura**
Roppongi Hills has fancy apartments,
a movie theater, and clothing stores!
***SIGN*** Cinema
Mall
Food
**[00:12] Serura**
I'd never have to go outside!
**[00:14] Tsuji**
Milady, "Roppongi Hills" is the
name of an entire complex.
**[00:17] Tsuji**
It is not a single building.
**[00:19] Tsuji**
*It is not a single building.*
**[00:21] Tsuji**
*It is not a single building.*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** "Roppongi Hills" is not the
name of a building, but the
name given to a complex
housing many facilities,
including a 238m office
skyscraper, apartments,
hotels, a TV station,
commercial buildings, and
more. Many who live outside
of Tokyo fall into this trap!
**[00:23] Toshika**
*My name is Jin Toshika.*
**[00:25] Toshika**
* I moved to this remote area, Nagoya, in the*
* spring of my first year of high school.*
**[00:29] Toshika**
* Oh, now I'm at a convenience store*
* to buy something I can eat for lunch later!*
**[00:33] Toshika**
*What is this?!*
***SIGN*** Shigure
**[00:34] Toshika**
*Shigure?!*
**[00:35] Toshika**
* Is this meant to be an offering*
* to some death god*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Shigureni is a type of
preserves made by
simmering shelled clams or
other shellfish with ginger.
It originated as a specialty of
Kuwana, Mie, where it is
traditionally made with
orient clams, and it spread to
the rest of Japan from there.
**[00:37] Toshika**
* that connects this world*
* with the afterlife?!*
**[00:39] Toshika**
Please spare my life...
**[00:40] Lady**
Ma'am?!
**[00:41] Rika**
Shonai-sensei, you brought
gyoza in your bento?
**[00:43] Rara**
Yeah, though it's frozen gyoza
since I was short on time.
**[00:46] Rara**
In Shizuoka, gyoza isn't complete
without boiled bean sprouts.
***SIGN*** Nom Nom
**[00:50] Rika**
Oh, speaking of...
***SIGN*** With Lots
of Veggies
**[00:51] Rika**
I had Utsunomiya gyoza when I went
to Tochigi, and it was super good!
**[00:56] Rara**
I... see...
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** The cities of Hamamatsu,
Shizuoka, and Utsunomiya,
Tochigi, are rivals for the
highest gyoza consumption in
Japan. Hamamatsu held first
place for three years starting
in 2014, but it lost its throne
in 2017. The subject is a land
mine for Rara-chan!
**[00:57] Rika**
Wait, Shonai-sensei, what... why?!
**[01:00] Kei**
What're you drinking there, Kii-chan?
**[01:02] Kiina**
Wataboku Coffee Milk.
It's a staple in Saitama.
***SIGN*** Made with 90% Milk
Wataboku
Coffee Milk
**[01:05] Kei**
A staple, huh?
**[01:06] Kei**
I guess our staple in Chiba
would be Bakuga Jelly.
***SIGN*** Bakuga Jelly
**[01:08] Kei**
It's cocoa-flavored, and it's
really sweet and tasty.
**[01:10] Kei**
What about you, Shou-chan?
**[01:12] Kei**
Do you get shumai in school
lunches in Yokohama?
**[01:14] Shou**
First of all, it's not "shumai."
It's "siu mai."
***SIGN*** Shumai
Siu Mai
**[01:17] Shou**
People in Kanagawa don't
eat a lot of siu mai,
**[01:19] Shou**
though I do like it.
**[01:20] Kei**
So nitpicky...
**[01:21] Shou**
Also, very few public middle schools in
Kanagawa used to offer school lunches.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Every year, more and more
public middle schools in
Kanagawa offer school lunches,
many of them backing the
provision as a child support
program. Since different regions
offer different foods, such as
Wataboku and Bakuga Jelly,
future talks about school lunches
should prove quite interesting.
**[01:25] Shou**
They thought lunches prepared
for children by their guardians,
**[01:29] Shou**
who knew them well, were better.
**[01:30] Kei**
Uh-huh. That's nice.
**[01:32] Shou**
What is?!
**[01:32] Shiharu**
Ugh! This is so irritatin'!
**[01:34] Nanaho**
What's wrong?
**[01:35] Shiharu**
I'm chattin' with Mona-nee right now,
**[01:37] Shiharu**
but when I type "ya de," this happens!
***SIGN*** "In the shop"
**[01:38] Nanaho**
So?
**[01:39] Shiharu**
It's so annoyin' when it autocorrects
me to somethin' normal!
**[01:42] Nanaho**
You're always so energetic, Shiharu-chan.
**[01:44] Nanaho**
Why don't ya go for a little run?
**[01:46] Shiharu**
Huh? Why?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Other common autocorrects
of the Osaka dialect include
"honma ni" -> "in the room."
Also, "You're so energetic.
Why don't ya go for a run?"
really means "You're making
too much noise. Go away."
Who knows if that should be
considered ambiguous or
tactful? The meaning of any
word depends on who's
saying it.
**[01:48] Yanna**
Sharing contact is important! Gyutora!
**[01:50] Jin**
What song is that?
***SIGN*** Sharing Contact Is Important
***SIGN*** Gyutora
**[01:51] Yanna**
The jingle for Gyutora,
a supermarket in southern Mie.
**[01:54] Jin**
Seems like there are a lot of local
supermarkets in the country.
**[01:56] Jin**
What about Gifu?
**[01:57] Mai**
I don't think Gifu has a local supermarket.
**[01:59] Mai**
They're almost all Valor.
**[02:00] Jin**
Barlow?
**[02:01] Mai**
Not Barlow! Valor! They're everywhere!
**[02:04] Yato**
Ain't no way ya don't know Valor!
**[02:06] Yanna**
It's in Mie, too.
**[02:07] Rara**
Shizuoka also has them.
**[02:08] Mai**
You drink Valor milk, don't you?
**[02:10] Jin**
A drink I don't know
from a store I don't know!
**[02:12] Mai**
Senpai, it's the local supermarket's
closeness to the region
**[02:15] Mai**
that makes it the symbol of that region.
**[02:17] Yato**
"Love your hometown" is Yoshizuya's slogan!
**[02:20] Jin**
I see.
**[02:20] Yato**
Nagoya has Nafco, Yamanaka,
Apita, Piago, and Kanesue!
**[02:24] Jin**
How many local supermarkets do you need?!
**[02:25] Yato**
There're a bunch more, too!
**[02:27] Na**
*The things that are the norm in each region*
**[02:29] Na**
* are the norm to those*
* who live in that region.*
**[02:31] Na**
*Even for people throughout Japan,*
**[02:33] Na**
* things that are the norm to Japanese*
* people are just the norm to them.*
**[02:36] Na**
*Cultural festivals, for example.*
**[02:37] Na**
* Every student in Japan takes part in them,*
* but they're rare elsewhere in the world.*
**[02:41] Na**
* But Japanese people don't know that.*
* They just see it as the norm.*
**[02:45] Na**
*Learn things you don't know.*
**[02:46] Na**
* The moment we realize that what we*
* consider the norm isn't the norm,*
**[02:48] Na**
* perhaps that is when humans*
* and cultures truly come together.*
***SIGN*** Leave This Impure World
***SIGN*** Seek Rebirth in the Pure Land
***SIGN*** Matsudaira Motoyasu
***SIGN*** Dagane High School
Dagane Festival
**[02:52] Teppei**
Senpai, what are you looking at?
**[02:55] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, are you free this weekend?
**[02:58] Teppei**
Huh?!