Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki

After growing up in Tokyo, high school student Jin Kaito moves to Nagoya where he meets Yatogame Monaka, a fellow student who puts her Nagoya dialect on full display. With her cat-like appearance and unvarnished Nagoya dialect, Yatogame won't open up to him at all. This popular local comedy is increasing the status of Nagoya through observation of the adorable Yatogame-chan!

Season 1

E1 - Beginning
E2 - Tokyoites
E3 - I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It
E4 - No Good Pictures
E5 - Not Gonna Teach You
E6 - Let's Go to Sugakiya
E7 - Not Like That
E8 - This Ain't Akiba
E9 - Nothin' To Do With It
E10 - Just Gotta Put Some On
E11 - It Ain't Cool Here
E12 - See Y'all Again

Season 2

E1 - We Meet Again
E2 - I Ain't Scary
E3 - It Ain't Dull
E4 - I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out
E5 - It Ain't a Main Dish
E6 - I Ain't Backin' Down
E7 - I Ain't Skippin' It
E8 - It Ain't a Building
E9 - It Ain't Weird
E10 - It Ain't Weak
E11 - I Ain't Yer Servant
E12 - It Ain't Number Three

Season 3

E1 - We Meet Yet Again
E2 - I Ain't Dumb
E3 - This Ain't Trainin'
E4 - I Ain't Alone
E5 - I Ain't a Nagoyer
E6 - You Ain't My Kind
E7 - It Ain't Enough
E8 - We Ain't a Couple
E9 - It Just Ain't Gonna Happen
E10 - I Can't Make It
E11 - I Ain't Gonna Last
E12 - Let's All Get Along

Season 4

E1 - It's Smack in the Middle
E2 - Welcome, Student Council President
E3 - Ya Can't Say That
E4 - A Battle I Can't Go Losin
E5 - More Chicken Wings
E6 - A Woman's Heart Is Complicated
E7 - They Ain't Just Round
E8 - Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet
E9 - Welcome, Honored Guest
E10 - So Many Norms

Season 1

E1 - Beginning

Season 1

E2 - Tokyoites

Season 1

E3 - I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It

Season 1

E4 - No Good Pictures

Season 1

E5 - Not Gonna Teach You

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Na
    This program may appear to present a
SIGN    Takayanagi
     Akane
     (SKE48)
[00:02] ---
    biased view of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region,
[00:04] Na
    but please view it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:06] Jin
    Yatogame! L-Listen, I actually
    know a lot about Nagoya...
SIGN    "Not Gonna Teach You"
[00:09] Yato
    Yeah, right. Ya don't even know
    what "Meieki" or "Meidai" are.
[00:12] Jin
    "Meieki" is Nagoya Station, right?
SIGN    N a g o y a S t a t i o n
SIGN    M e i e k i
[00:14] Jin
    And "Meidai" is Nagoya University!
SIGN    N a g o y a U n i v e r s i t y
SIGN    M e i d a i
[00:16] Jin
    So... if it's okay with you,
    can we exchange contact info?
[00:18] Yato
    Quit botherin' me.
SIGN    "Meiwaku"... Is that... Nagoya Planet (wakusei)?
SIGN    N a g o y a P l a n e t
SIGN    M
    e
    i
    w
    a
    k
    u

    (Nuisance)
[00:22] Yato
    I'm talkin' about you. You're a nuisance.
[00:26] Yato
    I'm outta here!
[00:27] Jin
    Maybe I shouldn't be in
    this club after all.
SIGN    Gloom
[00:30] Jin
    Why did you pick me, Tadakusa-chan?
[00:32] Mai
    Because Yatogame-chan always makes
    the best faces you're around.
[00:36] Jin
    Wait, you mean she actually...
[00:38] Mai
    This was a Yatogame-chan
    I'd never seen before!
[00:41] Jin
    You were there that time?!
SIGN    Blush...
SIGN    some very peculiar
SIGN    tendencies.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa has
[00:43] Mai
    She's so cute!
[00:44] Mai
    I've taken hundreds of gigabytes'
    worth of photos of Yatogame-chan,
[00:48] Mai
    but I could never manage to
    bring out her true nature.
[00:51] Mai
    And that's when the guy she actually had
    negative esteem for came into her life!
[00:55] Jin
    At least try to sugar-coat it!
[00:57] Jin
    I just want to be friends with her.
[00:59] Yanna
    Not happenin'.
[01:00] Jin
    Why not? Because I'm an outsider?
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Gifu
[01:04] Jin
    Wait, you're both outsiders, too.
[01:06] Yanna
    You're makin' a big mistake.
[01:09] Yanna
    When we're far from home and
    someone asks where we're from,
SIGN    Where
    are
    you
    from?
[01:11] Yanna
    even if we answer with "Mie"...
SIGN    Mie
[01:13] Mai
    ...or Gifu...
SIGN    Gifu
[01:14] Both
    ...they ask, "Where's that?"
[01:16] Yanna
    So we just say...
[01:17] Both
    It's Nagoya!
SIGN    It's (close to) Nagoya!
[01:19] Yanna
    In other words, both Gifu
    and Mie are Nagoya!
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Aichi
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:21] Jin
    That's totally irrational!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Go
SIGN    Ya
[01:22] Yanna
    Well, shrimp tempura musubi and miso
    katsu both originated in Mie, after all.
[01:25] Yanna
    And lately, people are even sayin'
    that akafuku mochi is a Nagoya treat!
SIGN    Specialty of Ise
    Homare no
    Akafuku
SIGN    Best Selling Item at Nagoya Station
[01:29] Yanna
    The hell's up with that?!
[01:32] Jin
    What about Gifu?
[01:33] Mai
    Gifu really has nothing at all.
[01:35] Mai
    The only thing in Gifu that isn't found
    anywhere else is the "fu" kanji.
SIGN    Fu
[01:38] Jin
    Hey, now!
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:38] Mai
    And what I have that you don't
[01:41] Mai
    is a sense of respect
    and envy toward Nagoya.
[01:43] Jin
    But I think Nagoya's amazing!
    It's nothing like Tokyo.
[01:46] Mai
    That opinion is based on the
    assumption that Tokyo is superior.
[01:49] Yanno
    The locals in these parts are
    sensitive to that kinda thing.
[01:52] Jin
    I made an enemy of this entire region?
[01:54] Yanna
    Yep.
[01:55] Jin
    I want to face Yatogame... no, this
    entire region... the right way.
[01:59] Jin
    Teach me more about Nago—
[02:01] Yanna
    Sure!
SIGN    S
    o
    u
    n
    d
    s

    f
    u
    n
[02:02] Jin
    That was easy!
[02:03] Mai
    Now, translate the following.
[02:05] Mai
    "Let's take the Meitetsu to Meikou."
SIGN    M e i t e t s u
SIGN    M e i k o u
[02:08] Jin
    "Meitetsu" is the Nagoya Railroad Company,
SIGN    I turned
    into a train
[02:10] Jin
    and "Meikou" is the Nagoya Expressway, so...
SIGN    Welcome to the Nagoya Expressway
[02:12] Jin
    "Let's take the Nagoya Rail
    to the Nagoya Expressway!"
[02:15] Yanna
    Moron! The "Meikou" in this
    case is the Port of Nagoya!
SIGN    M
    e
    i
    k
    o
    u
SIGN    Expressway
SIGN    Port
SIGN    P
    o
    r
    t

    o
    f

    N
    a
    g
    o
    y
    a
[02:18] Jin
    No one told me there could be two answers!
[02:20] Mai
    Next, how do you abbreviate "Nagoya Dome"?
[02:22] Jin
    "Nagoya" would be "Mei," so... "Meido"!
SIGN    N
    a
    g
    o
    y
    a

    D
    o
    m
    e
SIGN    M
    e
    i
    d
    o
[02:24] Yanna
    It's "Nagodo"!
SIGN    N a g o d o
SIGN    * Nagoya Dome's official title is written in katakana
[02:25] Jin
    That one breaks the rule?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[02:29] Yato
    I forgot my phone.
[02:34] Yato
    What's he doin' in here?
[02:37] Yato
    He didn't really hafta
    write all that down...
[02:41] Yato
    I just don't get how Tokyoites think.
[02:46] Yato
    What a dimwit.
[02:48] Jin
    Something showed up in my notes
    that I don't remember writing!
[02:52] Jin
    See? Right here!
[02:53] Mai
    That's...
[02:54] Yanna
    Pretty sure it's Monaka's ID.
[02:56] Jin
    I've been cursed by Nagoya!
[02:57] Yanna
    Chill out.
[02:59] ---

Season 1

E6 - Let's Go to Sugakiya

Season 1

E7 - Not Like That

Season 1

E8 - This Ain't Akiba

Season 1

E9 - Nothin' To Do With It

Season 1

E10 - Just Gotta Put Some On

Season 1

E11 - It Ain't Cool Here

Season 1

E12 - See Y'all Again

Season 2

E1 - We Meet Again

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

SIGN    Takeda Chisa
     (TV Aichi announcer)
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program
    will appear to present a
[00:04] ---
    biased view of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region.
[00:07] ---
    Please bear in mind that these
    scenes are strictly the opinions
[00:10] ---
    of the characters and may not represent reality,
[00:13] Na
    and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:15] Jin
    We're still being way too careful!
SIGN    "We Meet Again"
[00:18] Jin
    Hey.
[00:20] Jin
    You're the only one here, Yatogame?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jin Kaito
SIGN    A high school second-year originally
     from Tokyo. After moving to Nagoya,
     he was placed in the photography club
     against his will, but he's gotten used to it.
     He's intrigued by Yatogame.
[00:23] Yato
    Appappa!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
SIGN    A high school first-year born in Nagoya.
     She loves Nagoya deeply and sees Tokyo
     as her enemy.
[00:27] Jin
    What was that? Some kind of gag?
[00:29] Yato
    No! The door's appappa!
[00:31] Jin
    "Appappa"!
[00:33] Yato
    Ugh!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    "Appappa" = "left open."
    Since it's so far removed
    from the standard
    Japanese equivalent,
     "akeppanashi," it's difficult
     for those unfamiliar with
     the Nagoya dialect
     to recognize. Best to let
     context be the judge.
[00:37] Mai
    Hello, people!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
SIGN    A high school first-year born in Gifu.
     She doesn't have much love for
     her hometown, but she has lots of love
     for Yatogame.
[00:40] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
SIGN    Click
[00:42] Jin
    I've actually gotten used to seeing this.
[00:44] Yato
    Quit it!
[00:44] Mai
    You're really fitting in here now, Jin-senpai.
[00:47] Jin
    Nah, not at all.
[00:48] ---
    There's still a lot of Nagoya speak I don't know.
[00:50] Mai
    Then I'll teach you some of the
    Nagoya speak we hear most often!
SIGN    Tsukue o tsuru
[00:53] Mai
    For moving a desk, you use the
    verb "tsuru" instead of "hakobu."
[00:56] Jin
    What about stuff other than desks?
[00:57] Mai
    It's not normally used.
[00:58] Yato
    Yep.
[00:59] Mai
    For locking a door, you use the
    verb "kau" instead of "kakeru."
SIGN    Kagi o kau
[01:01] Jin
    What about stuff other than locks?
[01:02] Mai
    It's not normally used.
[01:03] Yato
    Yep. Yep.
[01:04] Mai
    And for washing rice, you use the
    verb "kasu" instead of "togu."
SIGN    Kome o kasu
[01:07] Jin
    What about stuff other than rice?
[01:09] Mai
    It's not used at all!
[01:10] Yato
    Yep!
[01:11] Jin
    That's not very user-friendly!
[01:13] Yanna
    Monaka! You in here?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Sasatsu Yanna
SIGN    A high school second-year born in Mie.
    The photography club president.
    Has a bit of fondness for her hometown.
[01:17] Yanna
    Monaka! Why didn't ya contact me yesterday?
[01:20] Yato
    'Cause I forgot my cell phone!
[01:22] Yanna
    I spent all night waitin' for ya!
SIGN    Yan Yan
[01:24] Yanna
    Ya didn't answer my calls, yan yan!
    Ya didn't reply to my email, yan yan!
[01:27] Yanna
    I was so worried, I couldn't sleep, yan yan!
[01:29] Jin
    That's a lot of "yan yan."
[01:30] ---
    I guess you have an accent too, Sasatsu.
[01:32] Yanna
    No call, yan yan! No email,
    yan yan! No sleep, yan yan!
SIGN    Yan Yan
[01:33] Mai
    "Yan" has quite a few different
    uses in the Mie dialect.
[01:36] Jin
    Oh...
[01:37] Yanna
    Why're you the only one not
    speakin' with an accent, Mai?
[01:40] Mai
    Huh? Why do you ask?
[01:42] Yato
    I ain't been usin' one, either!
[01:44] Jin
    Your secret's way out already, Yatogame.
[01:46] Mai
    Well, the Gifu dialect is practically
    the same as Nagoya's...
[01:49] Yanna
    C'mon, let us hear ya.
[01:51] Yanna
    Try, "I like you," or somethin'.
[01:53] Jin
    I want to hear that, too!
[01:54] Mai
    Why'd you pick that particular phrase?!
[01:55] Yato
    I ain't got an accent!
[01:57] Mai
    U-Um...
[02:00] Mai
    I like ya...
[02:04] Mai
    I'm sorry it's not that interesting!
[02:06] Mai
    Gifu is basically just part of Nagoya!
[02:10] Mai
    Whew... I got weirdly sweaty
    over that, and now I'm thirsty.
[02:13] Yato
    We've got some chin-chin tea if ya want it.
[02:14] Jin
    There it is! Chin-chin!
SIGN    Chin-chin Chin-chin Chin-chin
[02:16] Mai
    This is chin-chin, all right.
[02:18] Yanna
    A little too chin-chin, I say.
[02:19] Yato
    Chin-chiko-chin, in fact.
[02:20] Jin
    What?! Why are you saying that?! Stop!
[02:23] All
    Chin-chiko-chin!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jandara Rin
SIGN    Teppei's senpai
     from Mikawa, Aichi
[02:59] Teppei
    My senpai at school, Jandara Rin-san,
     is from Aichi Prefecture.
[03:02] Teppei
    Do you get irritated when people
    ask if you're from Nagoya?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Teppei
SIGN    Jandara-senpai's kouhai
     from Chiba Prefecture.
[03:05] Jandara
    Well, I don't exactly like it that much.
SIGN    Owari
[03:08] Jandara
    Nagoya came about when the Owari Province
SIGN    Owari
SIGN    Mikawa
[03:11] ---
    was renamed to Nagoya Prefecture in 1872,
    after the abolition of the han system.
[03:15] Jandara
    Where I'm from, the Mikawa Province,
    should have been called Nukata Prefecture.
[03:18] Teppei
    Jandara-senpai is a very serious person...
[03:21] Jandara
    Okay, Teppei-kun, say that with me-rin.
SIGN    Mirin!?
[03:24] Teppei
    ...but sometimes the way she ends
    her sentences isn't so serious.
[03:26] Jandara
    Ready, and...
[03:27] Both
    Nukata Prefecture.
[03:29] ---

Season 2

E2 - I Ain't Scary

Season 2

E3 - It Ain't Dull

Season 2

E4 - I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

SIGN    Sawaguchi Aika (dela)
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:03] ---
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:06] Na
    but please enjoy this program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:09] Na
    And come dela-ight in a dela-iciously
    fun dela concert without dela-y!
[00:13] Jin
    What did you say in that last part?
SIGN    "I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out"
[00:15] Jin
    It's hot.
[00:16] Yanna
    It's hot.
[00:17] Yato
    It's hot!
[00:18] Yanna
    I can't take it!
[00:19] Yanna
    Someone go get permission for us
    to get an air conditioner in here!
[00:23] Mai
    Now, now. If heat like this
    is enough to get to you,
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Gifu Prefecture
    As of 2019, it still holds the
     record for the second-highest
     temperature in Japan's
     recorded history (41.0°C),
     second only to Saitama
     Prefecture. Also, the three
    cities of Mino, Gero, and Tajimi
    in Gifu have consistently ranked
     in the top five hottest cities.
[00:25] Mai
    you'd never survive in Gifu.
[00:27] Jin
    Gifu is brutal!
[00:28] Yanna
    I know! If we ask Rara-chan about
    gettin' an air conditioner,
[00:31] ---
    I bet she'd mediate for us!
[00:33] Jin
    Rara-chan? Who's that?
[00:35] Yanna
    She's right there.
[00:37] Rara
    You called?
[00:44] Rara
    I'm this club's advisor!
[00:45] ---
    Were you surprised?
[00:47] Jin
    What the heck?
[00:48] Mai
    So, um, this lady is...
[00:51] Mai
    the photography club's advisor, Rara-sensei.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Shonai Rara

    Photography club advisor
    Shizuoka native
    Teaches English
[00:53] Rara
    I'm Shonai Rara!
[00:55] Rara
    My favorite sushi is tuna!
[00:58] Yanna
    Y'know, Rara-chan, that's the fifth
    time you've popped outta the locker.
[01:01] Yanna
    It's gettin' boring.
[01:03] Rara
    You're all so spoiled, getting bored
     after only five times!
[01:07] Rara
    Shizuoka's been showing reruns
    of the same anime for ages!
[01:11] Jin
    This club had an advisor?
[01:13] Mai
    Rara-sensei is from Shizuoka.
[01:16] Rara
    Everyone was having fun without me again...
[01:19] Rara
    The Nozomi Shinkansen doesn't stop in Shizuoka,
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Mikawa Anjo
SIGN    Toyohashi
SIGN    Odawara
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
[01:22] Rara
    and it's excluded from the Tokai region.
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Aichi
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shizuoka
[01:25] Rara
    I guess I'm just in the way, too...
SIGN    Mie
[01:27] Jin
    She suddenly sounds like some kinda tragic hero!
[01:29] Mai
    More importantly, can you handle the
    matter of the air conditioner for us?
[01:32] Rara
    You mean I can be one of the gang now?
[01:35] Rara
    Really?
[01:35] Three
    Uh-huh.
[01:37] Rara
    I'm so happy!
[01:39] Rara
    Leave everything to me!
[01:41] All
    Yeah!
[01:42] Yanna
    Well, my relatives are gonna be on Genki! Mie!,
SIGN    Genki! Mie!
    The Lively Livelihood Report
[01:46] ---
    and I gotta watch, so I'm headin' home.
[01:47] Jin
    Just record it!
[01:49] Mai
    I need to go home and scorch
    the soles of my new shoes.
[01:52] Jin
    What kind of dangerous custom is that?!
[01:54] Yato
    W-Well...
[01:55] Jin
    If you've got nothing, then stay!
[01:58] Jin
    So Sensei, how do we get permission?
[02:01] Rara
    Don't worry about that!
[02:02] Rara
    I have a secret plan that's perfect for this!
[02:05] Jin
    A secret plan?
SIGN    Shincha
[02:06] Rara
    Right here!
[02:07] Rara
    One of Japan's three most refined teas,
[02:09] Rara
    shincha from Shizuoka!
[02:12] Rara
    I'll make some of this for everyone.
[02:14] Rara
    And then...
[02:17] Teacher
    This is much better than our usual tea!
[02:19] Teacher
    Thanks, Rara-chan!
[02:21] BG
    So good!
[02:21] BG
    Thanks!
[02:21] BG
    This really is good.
[02:22] Teacher
    Rara-chan, is there anything
    you'd like as thanks?
[02:25] Rara
    Well, I'd like an air
    conditioner for our club room!
[02:29] Rara
    It's perfect!
[02:30] Jin
    That's a roundabout method.
[02:32] Rara
    Here, have some tea.
[02:34] Teacher
    Thanks.
[02:35] Teacher
    Excuse me, Shonai-sensei.
    Can I have one, too?
[02:37] Teacher
    Me, too.
[02:38] Teacher
    Me, too.
[02:39] Teacher
    And me.
[02:39] Teacher
    Tea, please.
[02:40] Teacher
    Me, too!
[02:41] Rara
    Sure! Coming right up!
[02:47] Rara
    I'm so happy! I'm actually being sought out!
[02:50] Rara
    So this is what it means to be alive!
[02:53] Jin
    Uh, what about the air conditioner?
[02:55] Jin
    After that, we asked normally,
[02:57] Jin
    and they granted our request normally.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2

Season 2

E5 - It Ain't a Main Dish

Season 2

E6 - I Ain't Backin' Down

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SIGN    Asaka
     (Aichi Prefecture)
SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:02] Na
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Na
    Please keep that in mind as you watch this
    program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:09] Na
    By the way, as a Nagoya native,
    my favorite Nagoya food is fruit daifuku!
[00:13] Jin
    Wow, I should try those, too!
SIGN    "I Ain't Backin' Down"
[00:17] Toshika
    I've had it! I'm going back to Tokyo!
[00:19] Jin
    Chill out. It's not that big a deal.
[00:22] Toshika
    Yes, it is!
[00:24] Toshika
    Why... Why?
[00:26] Toshika
    Why isn't Nagoya on a nationwide tour?!
SIGN    Nationwide Tour

     Tokyo 8/4
    Sendai 8/5
    Osaka 8/11
    Hiroshima 8/12
    Fukuoka 8/17
[00:29] Toshika
    Sendai and Hiroshima are there!
SIGN    Tokyo 8/4
    Sendai 8/5
    Osaka 8/11
    Hiroshima 8/12
    Fukuoka 8/17
[00:32] Na
    This is known as the "Nagoya skip."
SIGN    Shin-Osaka
SIGN    Nagoya Skip!!
[00:34] Na
    The term began trending in 1992,
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Shin-Yokohama
[00:37] ---
    when the Nozomi Shinkansen route that
    skipped Nagoya Station was designed.
[00:41] Na
    Today, we will introduce some classic
    examples of the Nagoya skip.
[00:45] Na
    Example 1: late-night anime.
SIGN    Example 1
SIGN    Late-Night Anime
[00:47] Mai
    I can't wait for next season's new anime!
[00:49] Mai
    I'd better get set up to record it right away!
[00:51] Mai
    The channel it's on...
[00:53] Mai
    It's not airing in Aichi?!
[00:55] Na
    In the past, Aichi was known
    as an otaku-friendly place
[00:57] Na
    that aired all of the late-night anime.
[00:59] Na
    But over the years, it aired less.
SIGN    Terrestrial Anime Broadcasts
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Aichi
[01:01] Na
    In recent years, terrestrial anime
    broadcasts in Aichi amount to less
[01:03] ---
    than one third of those aired in Tokyo.
[01:05] Mai
    Oh, it's airing in Gifu, though.
[01:07] Mai
    Great.
[01:08] Na
    But for some reason,
    they do air in Gifu and Mie.
[01:11] Na
    It's a mystery.
SIGN    Ramen Kuro
[01:13] Na
    Example 2: ramen chains.
SIGN    Example 2
SIGN    Ramen Chains
[01:16] Yanna
    Nice! I'm starvin', so maybe I'll go.
[01:18] Yanna
    It's not in Nagoya!
[01:20] Yanna
    But it's in Niigata and Kyoto!
[01:22] Na
    The people of Nagoya love all types of noodles.
[01:25] Na
    They're so particular that new chains
    pop up and disappear constantly,
SIGN    Champon Hut
SIGN    Udon
SIGN    Ramen Yarou!
SIGN    Hakata Ramen
[01:29] Na
    and none of them last.
SIGN    Restaurant Closing
    Thank you
    for your patronage.
[01:31] Na
    It is truly a land isolated from noodles.
[01:34] Yanna
    We still have Sugakiya!
[01:37] Na
    Example 3: events.
SIGN    Example 3
SIGN    Events
[01:39] Girl
    I guess that illustration exhibit
    doesn't come to Nagoya.
[01:41] Girl
    What? No way! That's a Nagoya skip!
[01:46] Na
    Yatogame-chan elegantly ignores them.
[01:48] Na
    As a Nagoyan, Yatogame lives strong.
[01:51] Na
    It takes more than that to faze her.
[01:54] Na
    Anyway, to continue...
[01:55] Na
    Events skip Nagoya because it's
[01:57] ---
    just close enough to both Tokyo and Osaka
    that attendees are split between them.
[02:01] Jin
    Can't people in Nagoya just
    go to one or the other?
[02:03] Na
    This is the thinking that
    led to this sad phenomenon.
[02:06] Na
    There are many examples of the Nagoya skip
[02:09] ---
    other than the late-night anime,
    noodles, and events we've covered here.
[02:13] Na
    It is a reality that torments
    all the people of Nagoya.
SIGN    Why?!
[02:19] Girl
    They have it in Fukuoka, though...
[02:22] Na
    Yatogame has endured many Nagoya skips.
[02:24] Na
    She thought she had developed
    a resistance to it.
[02:27] Na
    But...
[02:29] Na
    She doesn't want to lose to Fukuoka.
[02:31] Na
    Even if she doesn't root
    for any teams from Nagoya,
[02:34] Na
    she doesn't want the Hawks or Avispa to win.
[02:36] Na
    That is the fate of the Nagoyans.
[02:39] Na
    Fukuoka: as Japan's third major city,
    it's often compared to Nagoya.
[02:43] Na
    They compete in gourmet,
    tourism, ease of living,
SIGN    Nagoya VS Fukuoka SP
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    m 13 177 l 15 325 620 326 614 175
SIGN    Japan's Third Major City
    Is Actually Nagoya
[02:45] ---
    and even silly things like
    having the most coffee chains.
SIGN    Nagoya VS Fukuoka SP
SIGN    Fukuoka
SIGN    m 21 176 l 19 291 605 295 599 173
SIGN    The Third City
    Is Actually Not Nagoya
[02:49] Na
    Both are determined not to lose in any way!
[02:53] Yato
    Don't go to Fukuoka.
[02:56] Yato
    Come to Nagoya!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2

Season 2

E7 - I Ain't Skippin' It

Season 2

E8 - It Ain't a Building

Season 2

E9 - It Ain't Weird

Season 2

E10 - It Ain't Weak

Season 2

E11 - I Ain't Yer Servant

Season 2

E12 - It Ain't Number Three

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

SIGN    Mystery
SIGN    Manga Author Ando Masaki
    And His Editor, Adachi
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:02] ---
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Na
    That's the author of the manga saying so!
[00:06] Na
    Please bear in mind that these
    scenes are strictly the opinions
[00:09] ---
    of the characters and may
    not represent reality...
[00:12] Na
    That's important!
[00:13] Na
    ...and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:15] Na
    Please do!
[00:16] Jin
    Excuses!
[00:18] Yato
    Japan's number three city is Nagoya...
SIGN    "It Ain't Number Three"
[00:22] Mai
    It seems like finding out that Nagoya
    wasn't the number three city
[00:25] ---
    was quite a shock to her.
[00:27] Yanna
    Nagoya does get skipped a lot, too.
[00:29] Jin
    Is it really skipped that much?
[00:31] Mai
    For example...
SIGN    35 titles
SIGN    12 titles
SIGN    {\pos(204,309)\fad(1,434)
    \t(7592,7593,\alpha&HFF&)}Tokyo Aichi
[00:32] Mai
    A certain publisher has had 35
    manga titles adapted as anime,
[00:36] Mai
    but only twelve were broadcast in Aichi.
[00:39] Jin
    That's not many!
[00:40] Rara
    And Shizuoka got zero!
[00:42] Rara
    Maybe Mt. Fuji is blocking the signals...
SIGN    1\frz-22.38\pos(60,221)\fad(152,1)}Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki*
    is trying to be broadcast
    all over Japan
SIGN    Yatoga
[00:45] Yanna
    Well, I still consider Nagoya
    the number three city.
[00:49] Jin
    I guess there are lots of others
    besides Nagoya, though.
[00:52] Yato
    Japan's number three city is...
[00:55] Yato
    It's Nagoya!
[00:57] Yato
    It ain't Fukuoka or Yokohama!
[00:57] BG
    Nagoya! Nagoya! Nagoya!
[01:00] Four
    I won't let that happen!
[01:01] Yato
    Who're you guys?!
[01:02] Sapporo
    The number three city is Sapporo!
[01:04] Kobe
    What're you sayin'?
[01:06] Kobe
    It's Kobe!
[01:07] Sendai
    No way! It's Sendai!
[01:09] Hiroshima
    What're you talkin' about?
[01:11] Hiroshima
    It's Hiroshima!
[01:12] All
    The number three city is...
[01:13] All
    Nagoya!
[01:13] All
    Sapporo!
[01:13] All
    Kobe!
[01:13] All
    Sendai!
[01:13] All
    Hiroshima!
[01:15] Jin
    Like Sapporo, for example...
[01:16] Mai
    Sapporo has too much snow, so it's out.
[01:19] Jin
    Only in winter!
[01:20] Sapporo
    You're kidding!
SIGN    Sapporo is the largest city
SIGN    in Hokkaido with a population
SIGN    of 1.96 million.
SIGN    Yatoga
[01:21] Jin
    And Kyoto and Kobe, too.
[01:23] Yanna
    Kyoto and Kobe count as part of Osaka.
[01:26] Jin
    The same logic you used on Yokohama?!
[01:28] Kobe
    What the?!
[01:29] Jin
    Then what about Hiroshima and Sendai?
[01:31] Rara
    All Hiroshima did was add
    yakisoba to okonomiyaki,
[01:34] Rara
    and all Sendai has is zunda mochi.
[01:36] Jin
    They have more! You're way too biased!
[01:39] Hiroshima
    What the heck?!
[01:40] Sendai
    We lose!
[01:41] Yato
    But I managed to defend our
    number three title to the death!
[01:44] Fukuoka
    What the heck are you sayin'?!
[01:47] Fukuoka
    The number three city is...
[01:49] Fukuoka
    Fukuoka, obviously!
SIGN    Fukuoka
SIGN    Number Three City
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Ramen
[01:51] Fukuoka
    The game's on!
[01:53] Fukuoka
    First of all, Fukuoka...
[01:55] Fukuoka
    ranks fifth in cities people want to live in!
SIGN    Cities People
SIGN    Want to Live In
SIGN    No.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Cities People
SIGN    Want to Live in
SIGN    Nagoya's rank:
SIGN    9th
[01:59] Fukuoka
    Next...
[02:01] Fukuoka
    It has the third most nationally recognized
     historical, scenic, and natural landmarks!
SIGN    Number of Nationally Recognized Historical,
SIGN    Scenic, and Natural Landmarks
SIGN    No.
SIGN    Number of Nationally Recognized
    Historical, Scenic, and
     Natural Landmarks
    Nagoya's rank: 23rd
SIGN    Yatoga
[02:06] Fukuoka
    And...
[02:07] Fukuoka
    The number one food enjoyed as a side...
[02:10] Fukuoka
    is mentaiko!
SIGN    Foods Enjoyed as a Side
SIGN    Ranked No.
[02:13] Yato
    C-Crap!
[02:15] Yato
    I can't beat mentaiko!
[02:17] Miso
    That ain't true!
[02:19] Yato
    That voice!
[02:21] Miso
    Have more confidence, Yatogame.
[02:23] Miso
    Ya got me on yer side, after all...
SIGN    Miso
[02:26] Miso
    Me, miso!
[02:28] Yato
    I-I'd forgotten what was important!
[02:31] Yato
    Anything ya put miso on...
[02:35] Yato
    attains the flavor of Nagoya!
[02:40] Fukuoka
    But mentaiko goes with everything...
[02:43] Yato
    Miso! Miso! Miso!
[02:46] Mai
    Oh? She looks so happy.
[02:49] Jin
    Looks like her bad dream turned into a good one.
[02:53] Yato
    Nagoya is the best number
    three city in Japan!
[03:00] ---

SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2

Season 3

E1 - We Meet Yet Again

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

[00:00] Umezu
    Many scenes in this program will appear to
SIGN    Umezu Hideyuki
     (Aichi Prefecture)
[00:02] ---
    present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:04] ---
    Please bear in mind that
    these scenes are strictly
[00:07] ---
    the opinions of the characters
    and may not represent reality,
[00:10] Umezu
    and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:13] Jin
    I'm actually getting used to
    this overly careful stuff.
SIGN    "We Meet Yet Again"
[00:17] Jin
    It's raining...
[00:18] Mai
    It sure is.
[00:20] Jin
    Rainy days are so depressing.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
    Born in Gifu
    High School,
     Year 1
    Hates exercise
    Loves Yatogame
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jin Kaito
    Born in Tokyo
    High School,
     Year 2
    Has no tact
[00:22] Mai
    Are they? I actually find them fun.
[00:25] Jin
    Fun?
SIGN    Pout
[00:26] Yato
    Yer mean.
[00:28] Jin
    Maybe rainy days aren't so bad.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
    Born in Nagoya
    High School,
     Year 1
    Loves her hometown
    Doesn't like strangers
[00:30] Mai
    Right?
[00:31] Yato
    Wha?!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Sasatsu Yanna
    Born in Mie
    High School,
     Year 2
    Somewhat fond of her hometown
    Bad at getting up early
[00:33] Yanna
    I took a shortcut to school,
    and now my shoes are cov'd in mud!
[00:35] Jin
    What's "cov'd"?
[00:36] Yanna
    Cov'd means cov'd.
[00:37] Yanna
    Ya know, like how the bottom of
    your desk get cov'd in dust?
[00:40] Jin
    Oh, you mean "covered" in—
[00:41] Rara
    Hey, everyone! We say that in Shizuoka, too!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Shonai Rara
    Born in Shizuoka
    Photography club advisor
[00:44] Yanna
    That's a lotta dust!
[00:45] Yanna
    It's rainin' anyway, so I guess
    we should clean up today.
[00:47] Mai
    Good point. It could be
    a nice change of pace.
[00:51] Yato
    Yep!
[00:51] Yanna
    Rara-chan, put on some tea, would ya?
[00:53] Rara
    Of course! I'll make sure it's delicious!
[00:56] Jin
    Those three are such good friends.
[00:58] Jin
    Wait! Does this mean it's fair to say Gifu
    and Mie are good friends with Nagoya?!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    go
SIGN    ya
[01:03] Jin
    But I still have one question.
[01:05] Jin
    I'm gonna get it answered right now!
[01:08] Jin
    Nagoya is above Gifu and Mie, right?
[01:10] Mai
    That's rather sudden. Yes, it is.
[01:13] Yanna
    Not by that much, though. But yes, it is.
[01:15] Jin
    What's second, then? Is Gifu or Mie higher?
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:18] Yato
    There ain't no higher or lower.
[01:20] Yanna
    Well, of course, Mie—
[01:21] Mai
    It's Gifu!
[01:26] Rara
    Fight!
[01:26] Yanna
    Gifu's hardly anythin' but forests.
[01:28] Yanna
    Matsuzaka beef's way better than Hida beef!
[01:30] Mai
    Gifu has a far larger population,
    and the Shinkansen stops there.
[01:33] Mai
    Mie is considered an outsider
    by both Chubu and Kansai!
[01:38] Yanna
    Wrong! Mie is the bridge
    between Tokai and Kansai!
[01:40] Yanna
    It holds a vital position!
[01:42] Jin
    So... which is higher?
[01:43] Mai
    It's Gifu, right, Yatogame-chan?
[01:46] Yanna
    It's Mie, ain't it, Monaka?
[01:48] Jin
    Okay, I'm sorry! Forget I ever asked that!
[01:52] Jin
    We came up with a lot of trash.
[01:53] Mai
    We sure did.
[01:54] Yato
    Well, guess I'll go shed all this...
[01:57] Jin
    Sh-Shed?!
SIGN    S
    h
    e
    d
    !?
[01:58] Jin
    D-Does she mean she's
    gonna shed her clothes?!
[02:00] Yato
    We oughta shed him, too.
[02:02] Yanna
    Yep.
[02:03] Mai
    That means "throw it away"
    in the Nagoya dialect.
[02:05] Jin
    Don't throw me away!
[02:06] Yanna
    Oh, looks like the rain stopped.
[02:08] Rara
    I'm back, everyone!
[02:10] Yanna
    All right! The room's clean,
    so I guess we can go home.
[02:13] Rara
    Okay. Just make sure you lock up first.
[02:15] Three
    Okay.
[02:16] Mai
    We ended up staying pretty late.
     Will you be okay, Yatogame-chan?
[02:19] Yato
    I'm ridin' my kicker machine today.
SIGN    Kicker
SIGN    machine
[02:22] Jin
    Kicker machine?! You have one?! I wanna see!
[02:25] Yato
    It's just a normal one, though.
[02:26] Jin
    What kind of machine is it?!
SIGN    Blush
SIGN    Blush
[02:30] Yato
    S-Sure, I guess ya can
    take a li'l gander at it.
SIGN    Jingle
[02:33] Jin
    It's just a bicycle?!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:38] Teppei
    Miso katsu and miso nikomi udon are so good!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Teppei

    Born in Chiba

    Jandara-senpai's kouhai
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jandara Rin
    Born in Mikawa, Aichi
    Teppei's senpai
[02:41] Teppei
    That sweet miso is habit-forming!
[02:44] Jandara
    You must mean hatcho miso.
[02:46] Teppei
    Nagoya totally reminds you
    of hatcho miso, doesn—
SIGN    Nagoya reminds you of...
[02:49] Jandara
    Listen to me. Hatcho miso
    comes from Okazaki.
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[02:52] Jandara
    In other words, it's a Mikawa product.
SIGN    Heh
    Heh
    Heh...
[02:54] Jandara
    Don't make that mistake again.
[02:56] Teppei
    But miso katsu and miso nikomi
    udon are Nagoya specialties...
[02:59] Jandara
    Shush...
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E2 - I Ain't Dumb

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

[00:04] Jin
    Air conditioning for the win!
SIGN    "I Ain't Dumb"
[00:06] Jin
    That Nagoya heat is deadly,
    huh? I might melt—
[00:08] Jin
    Yatogame's already melted beyond all help!
SIGN    Ooze
[00:10] Mai
    Senpai, take a look at these.
[00:12] Mai
    They're Yatogame-chan's midterm exams.
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
[00:14] Mai
    It's almost time for finals,
    so if it keeps up...
[00:17] Yanna
    Just let us second-years handle it!
[00:19] Jin
    Huh? Me, too?!
[00:20] Mai
    Go on, Yatogame-chan.
    Ask Jin-senpai for help.
[00:24] Yato
    P-Please...
[00:26] Jin
    You're way too reluctant!
[00:28] Jin
    Okay, I'll give some easy questions,
     so try answering.
[00:30] Yato
    Fine.
SIGN    Q. Write the following in kanji:
    A peaceful (nagoyaka) atmosphere
    A: Peaceful (nagoyaka)
SIGN    Nagoya-ka
SIGN    Q: Write the following in English:
    "Breakfast"
SIGN    Morning
SIGN    Q: Write out the term expressed by the symbol:
    A: Root
SIGN    Chicken Wing
[00:37] Jin
    This is worse than I thought!
[00:38] Jin
    You keep trying to tie
    everything back to Nagoya!
[00:41] Yanna
    The modern literature one is even worse.
SIGN    It all went bonkers, so let's give 'er another go
SIGN    This is not a classic literature test
SIGN    Dialect
[00:43] Jin
    You wrote it all in the Nagoya dialect!
SIGN    Yatogame

    Good morning
SIGN    Hey, morning
SIGN    Yatogame

    I'll be there today
SIGN    Okay, cool
[00:45] Jin
    You used standard Japanese just fine before!
[00:47] Yato
    Yer the one who told me I didn't hafta!
[00:49] Jin
    You're blaming me?!
[00:51] Jin
    This is gonna be tough.
[00:52] Rara
    Just leave it to me!
[00:54] Rara
    The evening snack,
    a Lake Hamana specialty, Eel Pie!
SIGN    The Evening Snack
    Eel Pie
    Lake Hamana Specialty
SIGN    Piiiie
[00:57] Jin
    Evening snack?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Eel Pie is well known by
     its catchphrase,
     "the evening snack,"
     because its makers hoped
    that families would eat them
     together the evening after
     coming home from a trip
     where they bought them
     as souvenirs.
[00:59] Rara
    Oh, no! "Evening snack" doesn't
    mean what you're thinking!
[01:03] Rara
    My, such mature thoughts...
[01:04] Jin
    What do you think? Should we give up?
[01:06] Yato
    Gimme the next one!
SIGN    Grr
[01:07] Jin
    Okay, we'll try Japanese history.
[01:09] Jin
    In the Azuchi-Momoyama period,
    Oda Nobunaga estab—
SIGN    Rakuichi-rakuza
[01:12] Yato
    Rakuichi-rakuza.
[01:14] Jin
    She got it before I finished the question?!
[01:16] Jin
    Next question:
SIGN    Q: In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu engaged
     in what battle in the northern part of the Owari Province?
SIGN    ° Emperor Ogimachi granted Toyotomi Hideyoshi the clan name "Toyotomi" in 1586,
     meaning the correct name at the time of the Battle of Komaki and Nagakute was
     "Hashiba Hideyoshi," but it has been standardized as "Toyotomi Hideyoshi" for simplicity
     in this episode.
[01:17] Jin
    In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and—
SIGN    Battle of Komaki
    and Nagakute
[01:19] Yato
    Battle of Komaki and Nagakute.
SIGN    A: Battle of Komaki and Nagakute (Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12)
[01:21] Jin
    So fast!
[01:22] Yato
    In modern times, it's also known as
    the Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12.
[01:25] Jin
    She's the real deal!
[01:26] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
     item to Japan via Tanegashima?
[01:27] Jin
    In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
    item to Japan via Tanegashima?
SIGN    Kishimen
SIGN    A: Matchlocks (guns)
[01:31] Yato
    Kishimen.
[01:32] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi passed to restrict Christian
    missionaries and traders from Spain and
     Portugal was known by what name?
[01:33] Jin
    The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi
    passed to restrict Chr—
SIGN    Edict of Expulsion
[01:35] Yato
    Edict of Expulsion.
SIGN    A: Edict of Expulsion
[01:36] Yato
    C'mon, that's common sense.
[01:38] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: In 1853, the East India Squadron of American ships
     reached Japanese shores under what commander?
[01:39] Jin
    In 1853, the East India Squadron of American
    ships reached Japanese shores under what commander?
SIGN    Ichiro
SIGN    A: Perry
[01:43] Yato
    Ichiro.
[01:44] Jin
    Your history knowledge
    is all over the place!
[01:45] Yato
    Yeah...
[01:46] Mai
    The people mentioned in the
    questions she got right,
[01:48] Mai
    Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi,
    and Tokugawa Ieyasu...
[01:51] Mai
    were all born in Aichi!
SIGN    Born in Aichi
[01:54] Jin
    So that's why she only knew the
    ones about the three greats...
SIGN    Three Great Men
[01:56] Yato
    They ain't the "three greats"!
    They're the "three great men"!
[01:58] Jin
    Why the fixation on that detail?!
[02:01] Jin
    Wait, so you can remember things
    if they're linked to Nagoya?
SIGN    E
    x
    a
    m

    D
    a
    y
SIGN    Solve the following simultaneous equations.
[02:04] Jin
    Okay, listen, Yatogame.
[02:06] Jin
    You have trouble with these
    because you just see x and y.
SIGN    Hmmm
SIGN    Looooom...
[02:09] Yato
    Two tenmusu plus three chicken
    wings equals twelve!
SIGN    Flash
SIGN    Japanese

     Write the following in kanji:
    Mankitsu suru (to fully enjoy)
SIGN    Answer 5: Mankitsu
[02:14] Yato
    Nagoya cafés are always full!
SIGN    Nagoya cafés are always full!
SIGN    English
     Write the following in English: "Company"
[02:18] Yato
    Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
SIGN    Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
SIGN    T
    h
    e

    N
    e
    x
    t

    D
    a
    y
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
[02:23] Yato
    I mean, y'all shoulda saw it comin'.
[02:24] Jin
    My grades fell right through the floor.
[02:27] Jin
    I neglected my own studies
[02:29] Jin
    to spend all night coming up with
    Nagoya-based questions for Yatogame.
[02:32] Yato
    S-Sorry...
[02:35] Na
    It was the first time Yatogame
    ever apologized to Jin.
[02:38] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:41] Teppei
    I'm not feeling great about
    the exams coming up.
[02:43] Jandara
    Just put in the same effort you usually do.
[02:45] Teppei
    I dunno...
[02:46] Jandara
    All right, then. I'll give you a
    traditional Mikawa good luck charm.
[02:49] Teppei
    You'll really give me such a treasur—
SIGN    Maken Gummies
[02:50] Jandara
    Maken Gummies. Take 'em.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Made by Sugimotoya Seika,
     located in the city of Toyohashi
     in Aichi. They have been making
     candies for over 100 years and
     frequently sponsor music events.
[02:52] Jandara
    Sugimotoya Seika, the maker of Maken
    Gummies, is based in Toyohashi, Mikawa.
[02:56] Jandara
    With those, you "won't lose" (maken)!
[02:58] Teppei
    Not what I expected...
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E3 - This Ain't Trainin'

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    This Ain't Trainin'
[00:05] Jin
    I-I-Is this...
SIGN    I'll be waiting at Uramonzen Park From Ms. T
[00:07] Jin
    a love letter?!
[00:09] Yanna
    Hey, y'all got the same letter, too?
[00:09] Jin
    Yeah, I didn't think so.
    Of course it wouldn't be.
[00:11] Mai
    Yes.
[00:12] Jin
    So who is "T," then?
[00:16] Rara
    Ms. T has arrived!
[00:17] Yanna
    Uh, no, you're Rara-chan.
[00:17] Rara
    Photography club members,
    I've gathered you here for one reason.
[00:19] Yato
    What the heck is she doin'?
[00:22] Yanna
    You look like you're
    wondering how I know you.
[00:24] Rara
    You see, your club advisor
    asked me to train all of you.
[00:28] Jin
    You're just gonna keep pretending
    we don't know who you are, huh?
[00:30] Rara
    What your photos lack is fighting spirit!
[00:33] Jin
    Our photos?!
[00:34] Rara
    Now, come! Try to take this ball from me!
[00:37] Yanna
    Is that gonna help us take better photos?
[00:39] Jin
    But Rara-chan-sensei seems slow,
    so it should be easy... to...
[00:44] Rara
    Are you serious?
[00:45] Yanna
    Don't underestimate her!
SIGN    Shimizu S-Pulse
SIGN    Júbilo Iwata
SIGN    Fujieda MYFC
SIGN    Azul Claro Numazu
[00:46] Yanna
    Shizuoka is Japan's leading soccer kingdom!
[00:48] Yanna
    They have four J-League teams!
[00:50] Jin
    But Tokyo only has three?!
SIGN    Ms. T
    Come! Bring it on!
[00:52] Rara
    Come! Bring it on!
SIGN    1st
SIGN    Shizuoka
    Mie
SIGN    Arrrgh!
SIGN    1st
SIGN    Shizuoka
    Mie
SIGN    Prez
     got sent flying!
[00:56] Mai
    Prez got sent flying!
[00:57] Jin
    What just happened?!
[00:59] Yanna
    Someone from Mie, a prefecture
    with no J-League teams, could never...
[01:01] Yanna
    May the light shine on Veertien Mie...
SIGN    Flop...
[01:03] Mai
    Prez!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Veertien Mie is a Mie-based
    soccer team founded in 2012
    that aspires to become a
    J-League team. Many athletes
    native to Mie Prefecture have
     played for the team, and its
    love for its homeland is strong.
    We're all excited to see where
     they go from here!
[01:05] Mai
    Looks like I have no choice
    but to go myself.
[01:07] Jin
    Huh?! You sure?
[01:09] Mai
    Gifu has a J-League team called FC Gifu.
[01:12] Mai
    And unbelievably, they've even signed on
    players from Japan's national team.
[01:16] Mai
    So I must have a hidden
    power in me somewh—
[01:19] Yato
    Ya can't do it.
[01:20] Jin
    At least let her try.
[01:22] Rara
    Looks like your star player's up now.
[01:24] Yato
    I ain't gonna lose to you.
[01:27] Jin
    Wait, who...
[01:27] Mai
    There's no mistaking that tone of voice!
[01:30] Mai
    It's the mascot of Nagoya's
    beloved J1 soccer team!
[01:33] Yato
    Victory will be ours at Toyota
    and Paloma Mizuho!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Mo
[01:36] Mai
    She's been possessed by Grampus-kun!
SIGN    Roar...
[01:38] Rara
    I can see why he won the vote
    for the J-League's best mascot!
[01:41] Rara
    In that case...
[01:42] Rara
    The stance of the Shimizu
    S-Pulse mascot, PUL-chan!
SIGN    Rumble...
[01:52] Rara
    S-Pulse!
[01:52] Jin
    A cheering match?
    Why even have the ball anymore?
[01:55] Mai
    I guess we have no choice now.
[01:57] Mai
    Hey, you two! There's something
    on the ground near you!
[02:00] Rara
    On the ground?! It can't be!
    S-Pulse is a J1 team!
[02:04] Yato
    Grampus is forever!
[02:08] Mai
    I did it!
SIGN    Nagoya Grampus
    Demoted to J2 for the
     first time in 2016
SIGN    Shimizu S-Pulse
    Demoted to J2 for the
     first time in 2015
[02:09] Jin
    Yatogame's dead too, though!
[02:12] Rara
    I'm sorry!
[02:13] Rar
    I just wanted to help somehow,
    but it didn't work out!
[02:17] Jin
    That's not true.
[02:18] Rara
    Huh?!
[02:19] Jin
    You gave me some good practice
    in dynamic photography.
[02:24] Rara
    I'm so glad! I thought
    I was of no use at all!
[02:28] Rara
    Thanks to their somewhat hapless advisor,
    the club took a step forward.
[02:33] Yanna
    So where'd ya get "T" out of
    "Shonai Rara," anyway?
SIGN    Uramonzen Park
[02:36] Rara
    It's "T" for "tea," of course.
[02:37] Yanna
    We were s'posed to get that?!
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:39] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:40] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:42] Shiharu
    Hiya! I'm Itemae Shiharu.
[02:43] Nanaho
    I'm Koshiyasu Nanoha.
[02:45] Shiharu
    I heard Nagoyans are super
    stingy with their money.
[02:49] Nanaho
    Osakans are pretty stingy too, aren't they?
[02:51] Shiharu
    Nope. Give us the tiniest discount,
    and we'll buy whatever.
[02:55] Nanaho
    But Nagoyans don't even haggle, do they?
[02:58] Shiharu
    Don't be silly!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E4 - I Ain't Alone

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Photography Club
[00:03] Jin
    Club experience for middle schoolers?
SIGN    I Ain't Alone
[00:05] Rara
    The school's orientation day is coming up,
[00:08] Rara
    and they'll be checking out our clubs, too.
[00:10] All
    Future students visiting our club...
[00:12] Jin
    Wh-What should we do?
[00:13] Yato
    Yeah...
[00:13] Mai
    Why don't we put lots
    of photos up on the wall?
[00:16] Yanna
    Set it up like a showroom, huh?
[00:18] Yato
    Yeah!
SIGN    Orientation Day
[00:19] Jin
    We put up everything we had.
SIGN    Ball Sports Tournament
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
SIGN    Yummy Food
[00:21] Rara
    I think it looks great!
[00:22] Jin
    Wait, where are your photos, Sasatsu?
[00:24] Yanna
    Uh, mine are...
[00:25] Mai
    Here are her photos.
[00:26] Jin
    Insta-worthy shots? Really?
[00:28] Yanna
    Quit it! That's so embarrassing!
SIGN    1 Hour Later
SIGN    2 Hours Later
SIGN    Nothing
[00:33] Jin
    No one's coming at all.
SIGN    Photography Club
[00:35] Jin
    There are tons of kids visiting, though.
[00:36] Mai
    Well, it's lunchtime.
    Maybe they went to the cafeteria.
[00:39] Jin
    My favorite lunch
    in middle school was curry.
[00:42] Yato
    I miss the school lunches.
[00:44] Jin
    Huh? School... what?
[00:45] Yato
    School lunch. Y'know, in the lunch room.
[00:48] Jin
    Is that what you call the cafeteria?
[00:49] Yato
    What'd y'all call it, then?
SIGN    School Lunch Types
[00:50] Yato
    In middle school, ya go to the
    lunch room an' choose A or B,
SIGN    Bento Types
[00:54] Yato
    or ya choose one of the bento types, C or D!
[00:56] Yato
    Or ya can take bring own bento,
[00:58] Yato
    or eat with friends in other—
[01:01] Na
    This was when Yatogame learned...
[01:03] Na
    that none of the others had
    the same school lunches she did,
[01:05] Yanna
    They really had those?
[01:06] Na
    and that it was a culture
    only she was familiar with.
[01:06] Mai
    It's like in an anime!
[01:09] Na
    This gave her a sense of superiority.
SIGN    Only in
SIGN    Nagoya!
[01:12] Jin
    That's different from other school lunches?
[01:14] Yato
    It's more like meal sets to choose from.
[01:16] Mai
    Was there milk?
[01:16] Yato
    Yep, they had milk.
[01:18] Yato
    They also had Nagoya
    specialties like miso katsu,
[01:20] Yato
    kishimen, uiro, and hitsumabushi!
[01:22] Jin
    Hitsumabushi?!
[01:23] Mai
    In Gifu, we had keichan-yaki
    and candied sweetfish.
[01:26] Jin
    Sweetfish?! That's top-class cuisine!
[01:28] Yanna
    Same for us!
[01:29] Yanna
    Mie has Tsu gyoza and ChaChaMo
    lunches made with Matsuzaka beef!
[01:32] Jin
    Matsuzaka beef?!
[01:33] Mai
    Takayama in Gifu serves Hida beef, too.
SIGN    Summer Vegetable Curry
    with Hida Beef
[01:35] Jin
    Sweetfish, Matsuzaka beef, Hida beef...
[01:37] Jin
    Do schools in Shizuoka serve
    fancy foods like that, too?
[01:40] Rara
    No, it's just normal stuff.
[01:42] Rara
    Sometimes the aluminum
    rice packs have sakura rice in them.
[01:45] Jin
    Aluminum packs? Sakura rice?
[01:47] Rara
    I wonder, though... Why do
    schools serve milk with lunch?
[01:50] Rara
    Who needs it when the tea
    lady's there to bring you tea?
[01:52] Jin
    Tea lady?!
[01:54] Mai
    Speaking of milk, remember Milmake,
SIGN    Milmake
    Coffee
[01:55] Mai
    the stuff that changes
    the flavor when you add it?
[01:57] Mai
    Was yours a liquid?
[01:58] Yanna
    Ours was powder. The milk came in a bottle.
SIGN    Milmake
    Coffee
[02:00] Mai
    Mine was liquid, since we had cartons.
[02:03] Rara
    In Shizuoka, we have
    Shizuoka tea flavored Milmake.
SIGN    ° As of January 2021, this product is no longer available.
[02:06] Both
    Wow!
[02:07] Yato
    Milmake in school lunches?
[02:09] Mai
    What? You haven't heard of Milmake?
[02:11] Yato
    Course I have! It's made in Nagoya, y'know!
[02:14] Yato
    Never had it in a school lunch, though.
[02:17] Yato
    But anyway, about our school lunches...
[02:19] Yanna
    It's in Gifu's and Mie's, though.
[02:21] Rara
    And it's made in Nagoya...
[02:23] Na
    Her superiority complex
    was a thing of the past
[02:26] Na
    when she found herself put
    in her place by Milmake.
SIGN    Volleyball
     Club
SIGN    Literature
    Club
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:37] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:38] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:39] Shiharu
    Nagoyans put miso
    on everything they eat, huh?
[02:42] Nanaho
    So I hear.
[02:43] Shiharu
    Ya gotta put the right seasonings
    on the right foods.
[02:46] Nanaho
    You're that sensitive
    to subtle differences in flavors?
[02:48] Shiharu
    Ya better believe it!
[02:50] Shiharu
    Ya put yakisoba sauce on yakisoba,
[02:51] Shiharu
    takoyaki sauce on takoyaki,
[02:53] Shiharu
    okonomiyaki sauce on okonomiyaki,
[02:54] Shiharu
    and Worcestershire sauce on tempura!
[02:56] Nanaho
    Shiharu-chan, do you not find it weird
    to hear yourself say that?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E5 - I Ain't a Nagoyer

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Serura
    Nagoya's still so boring.
SIGN    I Ain't a Nagoyer
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Dobe Serura
    Here for orientation
    Middle school third-year
    Attracted to Tokyo
[00:05] Serura
    If this was Tokyo, I'd be having
    such a nice, blissful time.
[00:09] Serura
    The place that suits me best is...
[00:11] Serura
    Tokyo!
[00:12] Serura
    The city of freedom, Tokyo!
[00:15] Jin
    You know... your earbuds aren't plugged in.
[00:19] Serura
    Excuse you?! They're not supposed to be!
[00:21] Serura
    In Tokyo, this is the evo-style!
[00:24] Jin
    Not supposed to be?
    Also, what is "evo-style"?
[00:27] Serura
    Damn it! This is why I can't
    stand the people of Nagoya!
[00:30] Serura
    And now I'm hot from all that running.
[00:32] Serura
    Oh, I feel cool air.
SIGN    Photography Club
[00:35] Serura
    Whoa, someone's in here!
[00:37] Serura
    Is she in middle school, too?
[00:38] Serura
    That sure is a unique hairstyle.
[00:41] Serura
    She must be a fan of Tokyo, like me.
[00:45] Serura
    No one else understands, huh?
[00:47] Serura
    What's so wrong
    with being different, anyway?
[00:50] Serura
    There's just something there
    you can't find anywhere else.
[00:53] Yato
    It ain't a bad thing
    that we don't get Milmake!
SIGN    School Lunch Types
[00:56] Yato
    And I gotta make 'em see what Nagoya
    school lunches have that theirs don't!
SIGN    Bento Types
[01:00] Yato
    That means I gotta play up
    Nagoya's charms more!
[01:02] Serura
    You look like you'd rather be
    in a better place, too.
[01:05] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:06] Serura
    I'm Dobe Serura. Call me Serura.
[01:09] Yato
    I'm Yatogame Monaka.
[01:11] Serura
    Monaka-chan, huh? Nice to meet you.
[01:13] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:13] Jin
    Hey, one of the middle school kids is here.
[01:15] Jin
    Wait, you're that loud girl I saw earlier!
[01:17] Serura
    Monaka-chan, I can't even
    deal with this guy.
[01:20] Yato
    Yeah.
[01:20] Yato
    Serura knew from one glance
    that he's from Tokyo.
[01:23] Yato
    She's a true Nagoyer!
[01:24] Jin
    It's so hot, even with the AC on.
[01:29] Serura
    A Fujita Nekoru brand shirt?!
[01:31] Serura
    Those are only sold in Shibuya!
[01:33] Jin
    Yeah, I bought it when I was in Tokyo.
[01:36] Serura
    What?! What?! You're not from Nagoya?!
[01:38] Jin
    No, I moved here this past spring—
[01:42] Serura
    I had no idea you were from Tokyo!
[01:44] Serura
    Let me lick your shoes!
[01:45] Jin
    What the heck?! Please don't!
[01:46] Yato
    Serura, what're ya doin'?
[01:49] Serura
    Crap! I made myself look so dumb
    just because he's from Tokyo!
[01:53] Jin
    W-Well, since you're here,
    want to try taking a picture?
[01:55] Serura
    Huh? Ah... Sure!
[01:58] Yato
    Okay...
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:01] Yato
    Isn't Hachimaru adorable?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Hachimaru
    Born in 1610, the same year
     as Nagoya
    Loves interacting with people
    and traveling all over Nagoya.
[02:03] Yato
    Just look at his big, round eyes!
[02:05] Serura
    Monaka-chan... isn't that
    a mascot of Nagoya?
[02:09] Serura
    That's not the least bit cute, is it?
SIGN    °This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
[02:11] Serura
    It's the ultimate in non-evo.
[02:13] Yato
    Wha?!
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:14] Yato
    O-Okay, fine!
SIGN    Danamo
    Travels the world looking
     for peace, nature,
     and a slow life.
    Knows lots of things.
[02:16] Yato
    I bet you prefer Ebizabeth
    and Danamo, right?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Ebizabeth
    Hachimaru's friend.
    A very curious girl.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:19] Serura
    Wait, who even are those two?!
[02:21] Serura
    Come to your senses, Monaka-chan!
SIGN    ° This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
[02:23] Serura
    It's not right for a middle schooler
    to actually like Nagoya!
[02:26] Jin
    Uh, Yatogame's in high school.
[02:28] Serura
    Huh? High school?
[02:29] Yato
    Yeah.
[02:30] Serura
    You're in high school, and you like Nagoya?
[02:33] Serura
    You poor thing!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
[02:37] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:40] Teppei
    It's such a long trip to Shizuoka.
[02:42] Teppei
    Riding the Shinkansen just
    makes it seem even longer.
[02:44] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, was that a declaration of war?
[02:47] Jandara
    The Nozomi skips the whole
    Mikawa area along with Shizuoka!
SIGN    Mikawa-Anjo
SIGN    Toyohashi
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Odawara
SIGN    Shizuoka
[02:50] Teppti
    Huh?!
[02:51] Jandara
    Mikawa-Anjo Station is just a sad reminder
SIGN    Now passing through Mikawa-Anjo Station.
[02:54] Jandara
    that you're eight minutes from Nagoya.
[02:57] Teppei
    It's just an alert?!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E6 - You Ain't My Kind

Season 3

E7 - It Ain't Enough

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    "It Ain't Enough"
[00:03] Toshika
    Do you have anything you regret?
[00:06] Toshika
    Maybe you broke something precious
    or fought with a friend?
[00:09] Toshika
    Well, right now, I...
[00:11] Shiharu
    Why ain't there any kasu?
SIGN    Kasu
[00:13] Yato
    Better shut up an' get the koro.
SIGN    Koro
[00:15] Toshika
    I never expected to overhear a devils'
    conference when eating out alone!
[00:20] Toshika
    "Kasu"? "Koro"?
SIGN    Kasu
    (Scum)
SIGN    Koro
    (Kill)
[00:22] Toshika
    How can they blurt out
    words like that in public?!
[00:25] Yato
    Kishikoro (udon kishimen) is good, too.
SIGN    Kishikoro
    (Groaning Kill)!!?
[00:26] Toshika
    Kishikoro?!
[00:27] Toshika
    What kind of way is that to kill someone?!
[00:29] Toshika
    That's terrifying beyond words!
[00:31] Guy
    What'll it be?
[00:32] Yato
    One koro.
[00:34] Guy
    Gotcha. One koro.
[00:36] Toshika
    What?! Did she... Did she...
    just order a hit?!
SIGN    HEH
    HEH
    HEH
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    Gyah hah hah
[00:39] Toshika
    This restaurant is bad news!
[00:40] Toshika
    Help me!
[00:42] Guy
    Ma'am?!
[00:43] Na
    To explain, "kasu" is beef offal
    fried on low heat until crispy.
SIGN    Kasu
SIGN    Beef offal fried until crispy
SIGN    Kasu Udon
SIGN    Koro Udon
[00:47] Na
    Kasu udon is udon soup topped with kasu.
SIGN    Less soup
SIGN    More soup
[00:50] Na
    "Koro" means "chilled,"
SIGN    Chilled Udon
[00:52] Na
    but confusingly, Nagoya has
    its own "chilled udon" already.
[00:54] Na
    The type that contains
    less soup is "koro udon."
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Suihakken
[00:58] Toshika
    I didn't get to eat lunch...
[01:00] Toshika
    Oh, I'll try here.
[01:02] Mai
    Oh! Toshika-chan?
[01:04] Toshika
    M-Mai-chan!
[01:05] Mai
    The chilled Chinese noodles here are great!
[01:07] Mai
    Would you like to join me?
[01:08] Toshika
    Oh, can I share your table, then?
[01:10] Toshika
    Thank goodness. This place looks normal.
[01:12] Mai
    And since you're here, I'll give you
    those idol goods we talked about.
[01:15] Mai
    I have them with me!
[01:16] Toshika
    Really? Right here?
[01:19] Guy
    Welcome.
[01:20] Toshika
    Are you serious?!
[01:21] Shiharu
    Yeah, udon just ain't enough.
[01:22] Yato
    Yep.
[01:23] Mai
    Wait, did I just hear—
[01:25] Toshika
    W-W-W-Wait!
[01:26] Toshika
    Gotta hide! I can't let them spot me!
[01:29] Mai
    She wants to hide her love for idols?
[01:31] Mai
    I know how you feel.
[01:33] Toshika
    Huh? Oh...
[01:34] Guy
    Here ya go. Two chilled Chinese noodles...
[01:36] Guy
    What?!
[01:37] Toshika
    Huh? There's something white on it...
[01:40] Shiharu
    Hey, man, this tiny bit ain't enough.
[01:42] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:43] Guy
    Sorry 'bout that.
[01:44] Guy
    Here ya go.
[01:47] Toshika
    Mayonnaise on chilled Chinese noodles?!
[01:49] Toshika
    Wait, wait! You wouldn't
    put mayonnaise on...
[01:52] Toshika
    I get it! Illegal stuff happens here!
[01:54] Toshika
    M-Mai-chan, we're in danger!
    We have to leave now!
[01:56] Mai
    But why? It's so delicious.
[02:01] Toshika
    Help me!
[02:03] Shiharu
    The heck?
[02:03] Guy
    Ma'am?!
SIGN    Another Day
[02:05] Jin
    People in Nagoya put mayonnaise
    on chilled Chinese noodles, right? Yuck.
[02:08] Yato
    It's way better with it on!
SIGN    S
    k
    r
    e
    e
[02:10] Jin
    Who started that tradition?
[02:12] Yato
    Who else? Sugakiya, the soul food of Nagoya!
[02:15] Jina
    Sugakiya?!
[02:15] Yato
    They made chilled Chinese noodles
    to be eaten like a salad,
[02:18] Yato
    so it's actually good with mayonnaise!
[02:21] Yato
    When ya order chilled Chinese noodles
    at Sugakiya, it comes with a mayo packet!
SIGN    Mayon
    naise
[02:25] Jin
    Huh? Why just a packet?
[02:26] Yato
    Well, some folks don't want any on theirs.
[02:28] Jin
    You just admitted that it's unorthodox.
SIGN    Eat half with mayonnaise
    on it and half without.
[02:30] Na
    If you haven't tried it yet,
    what have you got to lose?
[02:33] Tsuji
    Lady Serura and...
SIGN    Lady Serura
    and
    Tsuji the Butler
[02:35] Serura
    ...Tsuji the Butler.
[02:37] Serura
    I wanna go to Tokyo!
    Wanna go! Wanna go steak!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tsuji Masahide
    Born in Aichi.
    A butler serving the Dobe
     family.
    Loves his hometown well
     enough,
    but knows little of it.
    The white streaks in his
     hair are highlights.
[02:39] Tsuji
    You want to eat steak?
[02:41] Serura
    No, no! Party people in Tokyo use weird
    expressions like that all the time.
[02:45] Serura
    Besides, if I'm gonna fill my belly,
    it'll be with tapioca milk tea!
[02:48] Serura
    With fried chicken!
[02:49] Tsuji
    Fried chicken?
[02:50] Tsuji
    Milady, tapioca milk tea and fried chicken
    are served together only in Nagoya.
[02:55] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:56] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:58] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:59] Tsuji
    ...Nagoya.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E8 - We Ain't a Couple

Season 3

E9 - It Just Ain't Gonna Happen

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Hotter Than the Summer Sun
     Couples Photo Contest
SIGN    Top Prize:
    150,000 Yen
SIGN    "It Just Ain't Gonna Happen"
[00:02] Na
    Sasatsu, Yatogame, and Tadakusa
    decided to enter a photo contest,
[00:07] Na
    but it wasn't going well...
    and now it's Sasatsu's turn.
[00:11] Yanna
    I can't do this! Dates ain't my thing!
[00:14] Yato
    Just quit the club.
[00:14] Yanna
    But after I made Monaka
    and Mai do all that...
[00:17] Mai
    How disappointing.
[00:18] Yanna
    I can't admit defeat! I gotta do it!
[00:23] Mai
    Prez, you're bow-legged!
[00:25] Mai
    Don't carry your bag like that!
[00:27] Yanna
    That Mai's so naggy.
[00:29] Jin
    Look who's talking.
[00:31] Jin
    Oh, look! A beluga!
[00:32] Yanna
    Right! This is it!
[00:33] Yanna
    How kyoote!
[00:36] Yanna
    Y'know, I wish I could be a beluga!
[00:40] Jin
    Now I feel sick...
[00:42] Yanna
    You wanna die?
[00:43] Mai
    Prez, we'll never win the contest this way.
SIGN    Top Prize:
    150,000 Yen
SIGN    Hotter Than the Summer Sun
     Couples Photo Contest
[00:47] Mai
    I'll give you two one chance.
[00:49] Yato
    Yep.
[00:50] Mai
    You'll compete against the two
    of us in a quiz contest.
SIGN    Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
[00:53] Mai
    If you two lose, you have to address
    each other with nicknames!
[00:57] Both
    What?!
[00:58] Yato
    I've been to this aquarium
    tons of times. This'll be easy!
SIGN    Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
SIGN    Touch your choice
SIGN    For Kids
SIGN    For Adults
[01:01] Jin
    That's not fair!
SIGN    Question
SIGN    What other name does the common bottlenose
     dolphin go by?
SIGN    Answer
SIGN    Sorry,
     that's incorrect.
SIGN    False Killer Whale
[01:04] Yato
    Wha?!
[01:05] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
SIGN    Got 2 out of 10 correct
[01:06] Jin
    All right! Yatogame's hatred
    of studying worked for us!
[01:09] Yanna
    We can win!
[01:10] Yanna
    Yatogame chose a question meant for adults,
SIGN    Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
SIGN    Touch your choice
SIGN    For Kids
SIGN    For Adults
[01:13] Yanna
    so let's pick one for kids.
[01:14] Jin
    That's my President Sasatsu!
    No pride at all!
SIGN    Question
SIGN    Why can't killer whales
    and dolphins live above ground?
SIGN    Can't breathe
SIGN    Too hot
[01:17] Jin
    The difficulty's the same!
    It just has cuter pictures!
SIGN    The sun is too bright, so they can't see.
SIGN    Glance Glance
SIGN    Sorry,
     that's incorrect.
SIGN    Answer
SIGN    2 correct answers
[01:21] Mai
    Well, we won. You have to
    give each other nicknames!
SIGN    0 correct answers
SIGN    J
    i
    n

    K
    a
    i
    t
    o
[01:25] Yanna
    Ka... Kakkun.
SIGN    K
    a
    k
    k
    u
    n
    ♥
SIGN    S
    a
    s
    a
    t
    s
    u

    Y
    a
    n
    n
    a
[01:27] Jin
    Ya... Yan-nyan.
SIGN    Yan-nyan
[01:29] Jin
    Please just kill me!
[01:32] Mai
    Prez, let's just give up
    on the photo contest.
[01:35] Yanna
    Not yet!
[01:36] Yanna
    This just means all four of us
    gotta go on a date together!
[01:38] Three
    Huh?!
[01:45] Yanna
    Well, I'm satisfied!
[01:46] Jin
    I feel like all we really did was have fun.
[01:49] Mai
    Also, when we're all on a date together,
    there's no one to take pictures.
[01:53] Yanna
    Whoops.
[01:54] Yanna
    Well, whatever. It's closin' time, anyway.
[01:56] Yato
    What're ya talkin' about?
SIGN    Normal Hours
SIGN    Summer • Golden Week
SIGN    ° Hours are subject to change.
    Please check the official website to make sure.
[01:57] Yato
    It's open through the evening
    for Summer Night Aquarium.
[02:01] Yato
    And the highlight is, of course...
[02:03] Yato
    The night dolphin performance!
[02:05] Jin
    Wow!
[02:06] Jin
    The pool is huge!
[02:08] Jin
    Tokyo only has small, indoor pools,
[02:10] Jin
    so I've never seen a dolphin show
    where they can move so freely.
[02:13] Yato
    It ain't a show. It's a performance.
[02:15] Yato
    It ain't like the man-made ones in Tokyo.
[02:17] Jin
    Oh, uh... okay.
[02:18] Jin
    Look, a dolphin's coming this way!
[02:20] Yanna
    Oh, yeah!
[02:23] Mai
    Careful. There's a chance you'll
    get splashed in these seats.
[02:26] Jin
    Tell us that sooner!
[02:27] Jin
    You okay, Sasatsu?
[02:29] Yanna
    You're soaked! What a dork!
[02:31] Jin
    Wha... You're soaked, too!
[02:33] Yanna
    C'mon, Monaka and Mai!
    You're goin' down with me!
[02:34] Mai
    No! Stop!
[02:36] Jin
    Get 'em, Sasatsu!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:38] Voices
    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:40] Rara
    Aw, this bar doesn't have Shizuoka-wari.
[02:43] Rika
    Shizuoka-wari? Is that a discount?
[02:45] Rara
    It's shochu diluted with green tea.
SIGN    Sad
[02:48] Rara
    I guess they don't have that in Aichi.
[02:50] Guy
    Oh, in that case, here.
    Shochu with green tea.
[02:53] Rara
    I can barely taste the tea.
SIGN    Geh...
[02:55] Rara
    It's delicious.
[02:57] Guy
    Anyone ever tell you you're a terrible liar?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E10 - I Can't Make It

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Teacher
    In our next cooking class,
    you'll form teams of three,
SIGN    "I Can't Make It"
SIGN    Next Home Economics Class
     Cooking Practice
SIGN    Each student must bring their own
    ingredients, kerchief, and apron
[00:05] Teacher
    and cook anything you want.
[00:07] Teacher
    You'll form teams with those
    who draw the same number as you.
[00:11] Toshika
    Drawing numbers? Oh, crap...
[00:13] Toshika
    I'm gonna be stuck with
    Hachijukkame-san again!
[00:16] Toshika
    But I should be fine, as long
    as my luck isn't absolutely...
[00:19] Toshika
    awful!
[00:20] Teacher
    You'll bring your own ingredients.
[00:21] Teacher
    Also, your dishes may be considered
    for the cultural festival menu,
[00:25] Teacher
    so give them plenty of thought.
[00:27] Toshika
    Oh, God!
SIGN    Dismissed!!
SIGN    D
    a
    y

    o
    f

    t
    h
    e

    C
    o
    o
    k
    i
    n
    g

    L
    e
    s
    s
    o
    n
[00:28] Toshika
    Thank goodness Mai-chan's here.
[00:30] Toshika
    It'd be hell if it was just me
    and Hachijukkame-san.
[00:34] Mai
    Her apron... So precious...
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
     Retires
[00:37] Toshika
    Why does this always happen?! I can't do this!
SIGN    Hang in there!
[00:40] Toshika
    B-But... I h-have to say something to her!
[00:43] Toshika
    Hachijukkame-san... what should we do?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Toshika can't read Yatogame's
     name correctly, and thinks it's
     read as "Hachijukkame."
SIGN    Hmph...
[00:46] Toshika
    Ignored!
SIGN    Yatogame doesn't realize
    "Hachijukkame" refers to her.
SIGN    Yatoga
[00:47] Toshika
    We're on the same team! Why the attitude?!
[00:48] Yato
    Let's make tamasen!
[00:50] Toshika
    And now this all of a sudden?!
[00:51] Yato
    Cultural festivals are for tamasen,
    and tamasen is for cultural festivals!
SIGN    SUPER
SIGN    TASTY!
[00:54] Toshika
    What is that? I've never heard of—
[00:56] YAto
    What?! That can't be true!
[00:57] Girl
    It's gotta be tamasen, huh?
[00:58] Guy
    I'm doing tamasen, too.
[00:59] Toshika
    It's approval rating's off the charts!
[01:01] Teacher
    No tamasen allowed.
[01:02] Teacher
    The eggs can cause food poisoning.
[01:05] Yato
    Wha?!
[01:05] Toshika
    Why don't we do pancakes instead?
[01:07] Toshika
    Oh! If we put whipped
    cream and fruit on them—
[01:09] Teacher
    Foods that aren't heated
    immediately before serving
[01:11] Teacher
    require the health care
    center's approval, so no!
SIGN    Compliance
SIGN    Whipped Cream
SIGN    Fruit
[01:13] Toshika
    Tell us that sooner!
[01:15] Mai
    I heard everything! Leave it to me!
[01:17] Mai
    My menu clears all the conditions!
[01:18] Toshika
    Mai-chan!
[01:19] Mai
    Roasted sweet potatoes!
[01:20] Both
    How old are you?
[01:22] Mai
    Wh-What? We can't make these?
[01:23] Toshika
    It's not that we can't...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Toshika can't read
    Yatogame's name correctly.
[01:24] Toshika
    Right, Hachijukkame-san?
SIGN    Hmm
[01:26] Toshika
    Right? Right?
[01:28] Toshika
    Don't ignore me, you demon!
[01:31] Yato
    Ignore? Demon?
[01:34] Yato
    That's it!
[01:36] Toshika
    Huh?
[01:36] Yato
    We have pancake mix and sweet potatoes,
SIGN    Pancake Mix
[01:38] Yato
    which means...
[01:40] Yato
    We can make oni manju!
[01:42] Toshika
    Oni... manju?!
SIGN    Oni Manju
     (Demon Steamed Buns)
[01:44] Mai
    That's perfect, Yatogame-chan!
[01:46] Toshika
    What's that? A demon? These two scare me!
[01:48] Toshika
    Guys, help me!
[01:49] All
    That's it! Oni manju!
[01:51] Toshika
    Onigashima!
SIGN    Yatogame's Easy Method!
    How to Make Oni Manju
[01:52] Yato
    You can make it in the microwave, too!
SIGN    Pancake Mix
SIGN    Sweet Potato
SIGN    Sugar ... 1 tbsp
SIGN    Water
SIGN    What You Need (Makes 8)
SIGN    1) Cut the sweet potato
    into 1cm cubes
    and mix in the sugar
SIGN    2) Mix the pancake mix
    and water in a bowl,
    then combine it with
    the sweet potato mixture
[01:54] Mai
    If you make them with flour and top-grade
    rice flour, they'll be extra-chewy!
SIGN    3) Place in aluminum cups and
     steam in a steamer for 12 minutes
SIGN    Done
[01:58] Yato
    Go on, try it!
[01:59] Toshika
    Th-This is an oni manju?
[02:02] Toshika
    Where's the "oni" part?
[02:03] Toshika
    Will I suffer like a demon if I eat it?
[02:05] Toshika
    God help me!
[02:06] Toshika
    This is good!
[02:08] Toshika
    It's so fluffy, even with no eggs or milk!
[02:10] Toshika
    The sweet potato is taking over my mouth!
[02:13] Toshika
    It's so warm and sweet!
[02:15] Yato
    It came to me when ya said "mushi"
    ("ignore" or "steamed") and "oni."
SIGN    Yum
[02:20] Toshika
    Maybe Hachijukkame-san
    isn't such a bad person after all.
[02:24] Teacher
    That was a very good idea, Jin, Yatogame.
SIGN    Jin?
SIGN    Jin?
SIGN    Yatogame?
SIGN    Yatogame?
[02:31] Toshika
    Wait, so it's not "Hachijukkame"...
    it's "Yatogame"?!
[02:34] Yato
    You're... from Tokyo?!
[02:36] Both
    What?!
[02:37] Na
    This experience brought Monaka
    and Toshika a bit closer.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
[02:42] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:45] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, Mikawa is the
    land of shrimp senbei.
[02:48] Teppei
    What does that mean?
[02:49] Jandara
    Nishio City in West Mikawa accounts for 60%
     of all the shrimp senbei made in Japan.
SIGN    Isshiki-cho in Nishio City
    has many long-established
     makers of shrimp senbei
SIGN    Nishio City
SIGN    Nishio City
SIGN    Elsewhere
    in Aichi
[02:53] Teppei
    It's almost all in Mikawa!
[02:55] Jandara
    Which means the shrimp senbei used
    in Nagoya's tamasen is made in Mikawa.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E11 - I Ain't Gonna Last

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    City Bus
SIGN    "I Ain't Gonna Last"
[00:04] Yanna
    Well, we're here.
[00:05] Mai
    Yes.
SIGN    ♥Yatogame-chan♥
SIGN    Help me
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What's wrong?
SIGN    What happened?
[00:07] Mai
    Yatogame-chan, please be okay...
[00:11] Yanna
    This is so exciting!
[00:14] Mai
    Prez... We're not here to have fun!
[00:16] Yanna
    I-I know that.
[00:18] Yanna
    But ya think Monaka's really here?
[00:20] Mai
    Where could she...
[00:21] Both
    There she is!
[00:22] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[00:22] Yanna
    Monaka!
[00:23] Shiharu
    Hey! Outta the way!
SIGN    Itemae
[00:25] Shiharu
    Comin' in for a landing!
[00:27] Nanaho
    Shiharu-chan, don't go off
    so far. You're too little.
[00:31] All
    Oh...
[00:33] Both
    You ran away?
[00:34] Nanaho
    Yes, and she dragged me with her.
[00:36] Shiharu
    I'm gonna stay at Mona-nee's place
    for all of summer break!
[00:39] Yato
    She keeps askin' me
    to take her places every day!
[00:42] Yato
    I ain't gonna last that long!
[00:44] Mai
    That's what you meant by "help me"?
[00:45] Yanna
    That's the kinda problem a dad would have.
[00:48] Shiharu
    The place I was hopin' to go
    was a legit seawater pool.
[00:51] Yanna
    Oh, the one in Mie? That's it, right?
[00:52] Yanna
    Summertime is Nagashima time!
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Mie
[00:53] Shiharu
    Wait, that's in Mie? It's Nagoya, ain't it?
[00:57] Mai
    Prez!
[00:59] Yato
    C'mon, don't be dumb!
[01:01] Yato
    Sun Beach Nikkogawa is
    the biggest freshwater pool in Japan!
[01:05] Yato
    Since it ain't seawater,
    it ain't salty, so it's safe for kids!
SIGN    Adults
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Children
SIGN    Elementary and middle school
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Seniors
SIGN    Age 65+ (Nagoya residents)
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Young Children
SIGN    Preschool age (6 and under)
SIGN    Free
SIGN    Real
    palm
    trees!!
SIGN    The sand makes
     it feel like
    ocean swimming!!
SIGN    Sun Beach Nikkogawa is the
    largest public pool in Japan,
    designed to feel like a resort. It has
     a beach pool, a wave pool, and a
    kids' pool, and it's the only place in
    Japan with a white sand beach.
    It's well-known for its lawn plaza
    filled with hibiscus flowers and
    red-blossomed Indian coral trees.
SIGN    Yatoga
[01:07] Yato
    The white sand on the beach
    comes from Australia.
[01:09] Yato
    It's the Waikiki Beach of Nagoya!
[01:11] Shiharu
    The Waikiki Beach of Nagoya?
    Ain't that kinda lame?
[01:14] Nanaho
    That seems like all the more
    reason to use seawater.
[01:18] Nanaho
    But there ain't too many tourists,
     so that's nice.
[01:21] Shiharu
    Yeah, Hirakata Park would be
    packed like a sardine can by now.
[01:24] Shiharu
    It's nice how deserted Nagoya's is!
SIGN    Might
    as
    well
    use
    seawater
SIGN    Ain't
    too
    many
    tourists
SIGN    Ain't
    that
    kinda
    lame?
SIGN    Deserted
[01:26] Yato
    Chic! Ken! Wing! Tips!
[01:29] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[01:31] Yanna
    These two are too much
    for Monaka to handle alone.
[01:34] Mai
    I can definitely see why she messaged me.
[01:37] Yanna
    What the?!
[01:38] Serura
    Step away from Monaka-chan!
[01:40] Serura
    She's a dirty Nagoyan!
[01:42] Yanna
    It's that girl!
[01:42] Mai
    Why are you here?!
[01:43] Tsuji
    Milady, is this the photo you want to upload
    to Instagram with the hashtag #waikikinow?
[01:47] Serura
    Perfect! It looks just like
    I'm in Waikiki and—
[01:51] Serura
    I-I'm not lying, okay?!
[01:54] Shiharu
    Are you Mona-nee's friend, too?
[01:55] Shiharu
    If ya are, come play with us!
[01:57] Shiharu
    Nagoya's boring. There ain't nothin' to do.
[01:59] Serura
    I've longed to meet you, my brother!
[02:01] Shiharu
    Er... Uh-huh...
[02:02] Shiharu
    Call me Shiharu, my brother!
[02:04] Serura
    I'm Serura! Nice to meet you, my brother!
[02:06] Nanaho
    Hey, there's a pool over there
    that's perfect for you two.
[02:10] Shiharu
    I am Captain Shi Haru!
SIGN    Pirates
[02:12] Serura
    And I am Captain Serurando!
[02:14] Serura
    Wait! This is the kids' pool!
[02:16] Shiharu
    You makin' fun of me?!
[02:17] Nanaho
    They play off each other's idiocy. Too funny.
[02:20] Yanna
    We should probably stay outta this one.
[02:22] Mai
    Let's all just have fun today,
    for Yatogame-chan's sake.
[02:25] Yato
    Yep...
[02:32] Rara
    Rub, rub...
SIGN    Crêpes
SIGN    S
    o
    f
    t

    S
    e
    r
    v
    e
[02:34] Yato
    Yum!
[02:36] Yanna
    Wait, aren't we forgettin' something?
[02:38] Mai
    Are we?
[02:40] Jin
    Barley tea's so good.
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:42] Voices
    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:44] Rara
    I'm hungry.
[02:46] Rara
    Hey, Fujinomiya yakisoba!
SIGN    Fujinomiya
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Yummiya!
SIGN    Fujinomiya Yakisoba Gakkai
[02:48] Rara
    That's a Shizuoka specialty!
[02:50] Guy
    Wow, look. "Yummiya."
[02:52] Girl
    That's hilarious. It's Nagoya's dialect.
SIGN    Many think the "mya" ending on
    some words is exclusive to Nagoya,
    but it's also used in the middle
    eastern part of Shizuoka,
    including Fujinomiya. It doesn't seem
    to be used in western Shizuoka,
    making its popularity on either side of it an interesting phenomenon.
[02:54] Rara
    They say "mya" in Fujinomiya, too!
SIGN    Yatoga
[02:57] Rara
    It applies just as well to Shizuoka!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

Season 3

E12 - Let's All Get Along

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SIGN    "Let's All Get Along"
[00:00] Jin
    Man, that took forever.
[00:02] Jin
    "I'm here." There.
[00:05] Mai
    Oh, it looks like Jin-senpai is here.
[00:07] Yanna
    Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten all about him.
[00:09] Mai
    Let's go meet him.
SIGN    comes to Sun Beach Nikkogawa!
[00:11] Voice
    The Third Greatest Cities 5
    idol event will begin at 3:00 PM.
[00:14] Jin
    Here's the camera.
[00:16] Mai
    Thank you!
[00:17] Voice
    We hope you'll all join in.
[00:17] Jin
    It's pretty busy here.
    Is there an event going on?
[00:20] Mai
    They're saying an idol event
    is about to start!
[00:22] Jin
    Oh...
[00:23] Mai
    The five members of TGC5
[00:25] Mai
    are from Sapporo, Sendai,
    Kobe, Hiroshima, and Fukuoka.
[00:29] Mai
    They're out to prove that their hometowns
    should be Japan's third-greatest city.
SIGN    3 Greatest Cities
[00:33] Jin
    People are that fixated
    on being the third-greatest city?
SIGN    Nagoya? Sapporo? Fukuoka?
    Sendai? Kobe? Yokohama? Hiroshima?
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Tokyo
[00:35] Mai
    Well, the first and second
    positions won't ever change.
[00:38] Yato
    I ain't gonna let that slide!
[00:39] Jin
    It's only times like this
    when you're quick to jump in!
[00:41] Yami
    If ya wanna run yer mouth,
    I'll set ya straight!
SIGN    K
    a
    b
    a
    n
    e

    Y
    a
    m
    i
SIGN    Sendai
[00:43] Yami
    I'm Kabane Yami!
[00:44] Chiyoru
    Hiroshima's tastes are the only tastes!
SIGN    Hiroshima
SIGN    B
    u
    c
    h
    i

    C
    h
    i
    y
    o
    r
    u
[00:46] Chiyoru
    I'm Buchi Chiyoru!
[00:47] Tooru
    Everyone doin' super good?
SIGN    Kobe
SIGN    A
    r
    a
    k
    o
    m
    i

    T
    o
    o
    r
    u
[00:49] Tooru
    I'm Arakomi Tooru!
[00:50] Mana
    With a big heart, anything's possible!
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    T
    a
    k
    e
    s
    h
    i
    t
    s
    u

    M
    a
    n
    a
[00:52] Mana
    I'm Takeshitsu Mana!
[00:53] Toyone
    Number one in population growth,
    growth rate, and youth ratio!
SIGN    N
    a
    n
    b
    a
    s
    h
    i
SIGN    T
    o
    y
    o
    n
    e
SIGN    Fukuoka
[00:56] Toyone
    Fukuoka oughta be the capital city!
[00:58] Toyone
    I'm Nanbashi Toyone!
[00:59] Toyone
    The third-greatest city in Japan is...
[01:02] Five
    Sapporo! Kobe! Fukuoka!
     Hiroshima! Sendai!
[01:03] Tooru
    We're here in Nagoya to declare war over
    the title of Japan's third greatest city!
[01:08] Mana
    The showdown is on to find
    out which city wins the title!
[01:09] Yanna
    The heck is with these girls?
[01:12] Yami
    We'll be competin' with a rap battle!
[01:14] Yami
    You'll be facin' me soon enough!
[01:16] Tooru
    Who wants to challenge us? Hands up!
[01:18] Yato
    I'll take y'all on.
[01:21] Yato
    I'm not lettin' any of y'all
    be the third greatest.
[01:24] Jin
    Can Yatogame actually rap?
[01:26] Mai
    Jin-senpai, Nagoya has produced
    an impressive number of hip-hop artists.
[01:30] Jin
    Huh?!
[01:31] Mai
    And there are lots who've made names
    for themselves nationwide!
[01:34] Mai
    I can see Yatogame-chan's
    hip-hop soul clearly!
[01:38] Yato
    Hmph!
[01:39] Chiyoru
    You'll be up against me!
[01:41] Chiyoru
    Hiroshima love and rap, from me to you!
[01:43] Chiyoru
    From Onomichi's shutout to momiji manju!
SIGN    Smooth Chunky Matcha Cream Chocolate
[01:45] Chiyoru
    Mach speed love for chunky an,
    smooth an, and matcha!
SIGN    Love
[01:47] Chiyoru
    Matsuda Stadium's graphical
    red duds comin' atcha!
[01:49] Chiyoru
    Cheers perk up the town
    as koi swim up the fall!
[01:51] Chiyoru
    Wanna be mean? I'll clobber y'all!
[01:52] Yato
    Hiroshima? Specialties?
[01:54] Yato
    The winner's miso topping!
    Fix your priorities!
[01:57] Yato
    Koi are so yesterday! We've got dragons!
[01:59] Yato
    The bands at Nagoya Dome
    are so deluxe, your mind's gone!
SIGN    ° Its official name is "Vantelin Dome Nagoya."
[02:00] Yato
    Representin' Nagoya, Yatogame Monaka!
SIGN    Fukuoka
    Love Forever
[02:05] Toyone
    Yer a worthy opponent. My turn now!
[02:09] Toyone
    The number one miso prefecture
    is Nagano, not Nagoya!
SIGN    Nagano
[02:12] Yato
    It ain't about consumption!
    No one can top Nagoya's love for miso!
[02:16] Yato
    Also, the only miso dish
    Sapporo has is ramen!
[02:19] Rika
    Yatogame...
[02:19] Recchiri
    Wow.
[02:20] Rara
    How cool. I want in on this, too.
[02:23] Tooru
    Night views, waterfalls, Buddha statues?
[02:24] Tooru
    Kobe's the sightseeing spot to choose!
[02:26] Tooru
    In the sightseeing game,
    Nagoya's gonna lose!
[02:28] Yato
    Night views and Buddha statues
    are the same everywhere!
[02:30] Yato
    Kobe comes in second
    to Osaka in sightseeing!
[02:32] Nanaho
    True.
[02:33] Shiharu
    Yep.
[02:34] Yami
    Our general, Date Masamune,
    ain't just for show!
[02:36] Yami
    Beef tongue's a worthier dinner
    than katsu, y'know!
[02:37] Yato
    He ain't nothin' compared to the three greats,
    Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu!
[02:41] Yato
    Try again after ya take over Japan!
[02:42] Serura
    Monaka-chan's so evo!
[02:43] Tsuji
    Very evo.
[02:44] Toyone
    Nobody walks in Nagoya!
[02:46] Toyone
    Nothin' like the full bloom of Fukuoka!
[02:48] Yato
    Nagoya's underground is highly advanced!
[02:50] Yato
    Nobody walks on the surface all the time!
[02:51] Yato
    Everyone in Fukuoka
    still walks above ground!
[02:53] Toyone
    Underground? What are you, a mole?
[02:55] Toyone
    Ain't y'all got stations in that trash hole?
[02:57] Toyone
    Fukuoka's got more attractions!
    It makes more sense to walk!
[03:02] Jin
    I feel like they're just arguing.
[03:04] Mai
    What's wrong with that,
    Jin-senpai? They're having fun.
[03:07] Yanna
    Nice, Monaka!
[03:11] Rara
    So cool!
[03:12] Jin
    I guess so.
[03:13] Mai
    Besides...
[03:15] Mai
    No one cares which is the third-greatest city,
    except people from those cities.
[03:18] Jin
    You don't mince words!
[03:21] Chiyoru
    Oysters!
[03:21] Yami
    Zunda!
[03:22] Tooru
    Kobe beef!
[03:22] Mana
    Horsehair crab!
[03:23] Toyone
    Mentaiko!
[03:24] Yato
    Chicken wings! Hitsumabushi!
    Miso oden! Miso katsu!
[03:26] Yato
    Miso-stewed udon!

Season 4

E1 - It's Smack in the Middle

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Umezu Hideyuki
     (Aichi Prefecture)
[00:00] Umezu
    Many scenes in this program will appear
    to present a biased view
[00:03] Umezu
    of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Umezu
    Please bear in mind that these scenes
    are strictly the opinions of the characters
[00:07] Umezu
    and may not represent reality,
[00:08] Umezu
    and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jin Kaito

    High school
     second-year

    Has joined the
     photography club
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Sasatsu Yanna

    High school second-year

    Photography club
     president

    Sleeps a lot
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
    First-year
    Loves cute things
SIGN    Animago
[00:17] Na
    Sometimes Yatogame wonders...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka

    High school first-year
     who loves Nagoya
SIGN    Hmmm
[00:19] Na
    Is Nagoya part of Kanto or Kansai?
SIGN    Eastern Devil
[00:21] Jin
    Kansai, obviously!
[00:22] Jin
    The New Comedy Troupe plays
    on Saturday afternoons,
[00:24] Jin
    and the food's super rich!
[00:25] Jin
    It's clearly in Kansai!
SIGN    Western Devil
[00:27] Yato
    Nah, it's Kanto!
[00:28] Yato
    There's no Kansai dialect,
    the people are proud,
[00:30] Yato
    and they say "Mac" instead of "McD's"!
[00:32] Yato
    That makes it Kanto! Not that I'd know!
[00:33] Jin
    Kansai!
SIGN    Eastern Devil
[00:34] Yato
    Kanto!
SIGN    Western Devil
[00:35] Yato
    Quit tryin' to dump Nagoya
    off on each other!
[00:37] Jin
    Where'd that come from?!
[00:38] Jin
    You wondered if Nagoya
    was in Kanto or Kansai?
[00:41] Mai
    Aichi, Gifu, and Mie are sometimes
    called Tokai, Chubu,
SIGN    "It's Smack in the Middle"
[00:43] Mai
    and even Chukyo.
[00:45] Yato
    Yep.
[00:46] Yanna
    I hear that a lot, but what's it mean?
SIGN    Kyoto
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Tokyo
[00:48] Mai
    Apparently it's because the region
    is right between Kyoto and Tokyo.
[00:52] Yanna
    Oh, so Chukyo is the "kyo" of Kyoto,
    the "kyo" of Tokyo, and "chu" for "middle"!
[00:55] Yanna
    That makes sense!
[00:56] Rara
    Stop!
[00:57] Rara
    Shizuoka gets left behind
    as part of the Tokai region as it is!
SIGN    Yatoga MEMO
SIGN    Shonai Rara
    Photography club advisor
    Is often left out
SIGN    °Chukyo includes only Aichi, Gifu, and Mie
[01:00] Rara
    It'll never fit into Chukyo!
[01:03] Rara
    I'm hardcore opposed to Chukyo!
[01:05] Jin
    Opposing it won't help...
[01:06] Yato
    Still, there ain't no denyin'
    Nagoya's smack in the middle of Japan!
[01:09] Jin
    No, Japan's center is Tokyo.
[01:11] Mai
    Yatogame-chan, I think Gifu's the one
    at the center of Japan.
[01:15] Yato
    Wha?!
[01:15] Mai
    Assuming everyone in Japan weighs the same,
[01:18] Mai
    the location where it strikes
    the best balance is Gifu!
SIGN    Gifu Prefecture
[01:20] Mai
    It's Gujo!
SIGN    Gujo
[01:21] Jin
    Why the heck would you base it on that?!
SIGN    Nihon Manmannaka Center
[01:23] Mai
    Above all, Nihon Manmannaka
    Center is there!
[01:25] Jin
    That's a bold name!
[01:27] Rara
    It's Shizuoka!
    It's right in the middle of the Tokaido!
[01:29] Yanna
    Nah, it's Mie!
[01:30] Yanna
    It formed the Republic of Central Japan
    with Gifu and some others!
[01:32] Mai
    It's Gifu!
[01:33] Yato
    It's Nagoya!
[01:34] Jin
    Argh! Quit talking over each other!
[01:35] Jin
    I'll just look it up online!
SIGN    Shibukawa City, Gunma Prefecture:

    The center when you make a circle
    stretching from Hokkaido to Kyushu.
SIGN    Sano City, Tochigi Prefecture:

    The intersection when you draw lines from
    the northernmost point and the southernmost
    point, and the Pacific coast to the Sea of
     Japan coast, and connect their centers.
SIGN    Nirasaki City, Yamanashi Prefecture:

    The intersection when you draw lines from the
    northernmost point and the southernmost point,
    and the easternmost point to the westernmost point.
SIGN    Nishiwaki City, Hyogo Prefecture:

    Located at exactly 135 degrees east and 35 degrees north
SIGN    Ogawa Village, Nagano Prefecture:

    The center if Honshu were represented as a single flat board.
[01:43] Jin
    I think I don't really care anymore.
[01:45] Yato
    Yep!
[01:45] Mai
    Agreed!
[01:46] Rara
    Want some tea?
[01:47] Yanna
    I want mine hot!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Dobe Serura

    Middle school third-year

    Wants to go to Tokyo

    Easily gets
    the wrong idea
[02:19] Mom
    Serura-chan, how was your
    high school orientation?
[02:23] Serura
    Oh, that school was super non-evo.
SIGN    Yatoga MEMO
SIGN    Serura's mom

    Has the talent to be
    a helicopter mother
[02:25] Serura
    And the photography club
    had some real scary folks!
[02:27] Serura
    They tricked my friend!
[02:29] Mom
    Really?
[02:30] Serura
    Really! I was like, please
    do somethin' about this!
[02:33] Serura
    So please let me go to school in Tokyo—
[02:35] Mom
    Not a chance! Do you know
    how much that would cost?
[02:37] Serura
    You're so stingy!
    Our family's rich, ain't it?!
[02:40] Mom
    We're rich because we're stingy.
[02:42] Serura
    You only pay Tsuji 800 yen
    per hour to work for us!
SIGN    Yatoga MEMO
SIGN    Tsuji Masahide
    Butler serving the Dobe family
    Forces Serura to see reality
    Highly skilled attendant
[02:45] Tsuji
    I do receive a bit more than that.
[02:47] Mom
    Honestly...
[02:48] Mom
    Tsuji, contact that
    school's chairman for me.
[02:51] Tsuji
    Certainly.
[02:52] Mom
    Serura-chan's friend was put in danger.
[02:55] Mom
    We might just have to get
    that photography club shut down.

Season 4

E2 - Welcome, Student Council President

Season 4

E3 - Ya Can't Say That

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SIGN    °
    D
    i
    s
    c
    l
    a
    i
    m
    e
    r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] (Flashback) Shou
    We'll begin observing you next week.
SIGN    "Ya Can't Say That"
[00:04] (Flashback) Shou
    I suggest you prepare yourselves.
[00:06] Jin
    We'll be disbanded
    if we don't handle this well, huh?
[00:08] Jin
    The mood in the club room has been kind
    of awkward since what happened yesterday.
[00:09] Mai
    The president sure is late.
[00:11] Yato
    Yep.
[00:12] Jin
    And in the middle of all this,
    Sasatsu's late.
[00:15] Yanna
    I can't accept this! I'm launchin' a raid!
[00:17] Yato
    Yeah!
[00:18] Jin
    A raid?! You're so violent!
SIGN    T
    O

    T
    H
    E

    S
    T
    U
    D
    E
    N
    T

    C
    O
    U
    N
    C
    I
    L

    O
    F
    F
    I
    C
    E
SIGN    Students Who Have No Official Business Here May Not Enter.
[00:21] Mai
    I guess this is the student council office.
[00:23] Yato
    Yep...
[00:23] Jin
    Sasatsu, what's that?
[00:25] Yanna
    A little gift.
[00:26] Jin
    You said this was a raid.
    I guess you still have some good sense, huh?
[00:29] Yanna
    This is first-day-of-the-month
    mochi from Akafuku!
[00:32] Yanna
    It's only sold on the first day
    of every month except January!
[00:34] Yanna
    And it has a same-day expiration date!
[00:35] Yanna
    It's a different type of mochi
    every month! It's priceless!
[00:38] Jin
    Today's the second.
    Isn't it past the expiration date?
[00:41] Yanna
    This is just the box.
SIGN    She Ate the Contents
[00:43] Yanna
    Ain't no way I'm givin' this to them.
[00:45] Jin
    You're too belligerent!
[00:46] Yanna
    Excuse me!
[00:49] Kei
    Welcome to my student council office.
[00:51] Shou
    It's not your student council office!
[00:53] Shou
    Don't sit in the president's
    seat without permission!
[00:55] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[00:56] Shou
    What's with you two?!
[00:58] Shou
    I apologize for that shameful display.
[01:00] Shou
    You two! Introduce yourselves!
[01:01] Jin
    She's like a mother.
SIGN    Student Council
    Vice President
[01:03] Kei
    Aonaji from Chiba. I'm the vice president.
[01:06] Jin
    You said the "vice" part so quietly!
[01:08] Kiina
    Asaka Kiina. Treasurer. From Saitama.
SIGN    Student Council Treasurer
[01:11] Jin
    And you're just quiet to begin with!
[01:12] Shou
    Speak clearly!
[01:13] Kei
    Not so loud!
[01:14] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[01:15] Jin
    You really don't get along!
[01:16] Yanna
    This is for you. Please take it.
[01:18] Jin
    She's...
[01:19] Shou
    Well, thank you.
[01:20] Shou
    Aonaji, give them those things.
[01:22] Kei
    Here.
SIGN    Dove Sablé
[01:23] Shou
    You're so well-prepared!
[01:24] Shou
    These are dove sablé from Kanagawa.
[01:26] Both
    Huh?
[01:27] Shou
    What? Go on, don't be shy.
[01:28] Yanna
    Aren't dove sablé a Tokyo souvenir?
[01:30] Yato
    Yep.
[01:31] Jin
    They're not. They do sell them
    in Tokyo, too, but—
[01:33] Shou
    That's right, you bumpkins!
[01:35] Shou
    Dove sablé are a traditional
    snack of Kamakura!
[01:37] Yanna
    Kamakura's in Kanagawa?
[01:38] Shou
    We have to start there?!
[01:39] Mai
    I didn't know dove sables were a Kanagawa
    thing. I don't know much about Kanto.
SIGN    Sablé
[01:42] Shou
    It's "sablé"! Get the accent right!
[01:44] Jin
    They sell Akafuku at Nagoya Station, too.
SIGN    Akafuku
[01:46] Jin
    Isn't it Nagoya Station's
    top-selling souvenir?
[01:49] Yato
    Akafuku ain't a Nagoya souvenir!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    At the main Akafuku store
    in Ise, you can watch
    Akafuku mochi being made in
     real time. Try the fresh mochi
     right in the store with
     fragrant coarse green tea!
[01:51] Yanna
    They taste better if ya get 'em
    from the main store in Ise!
[01:53] Jin
    Sorry.
[01:53] Kei
    Talk about sad, Shou-chan.
    They won't even listen to you.
[01:56] Kei
    That's how it is for Kanagawa.
[01:58] Kei
    There's no reason to go to Kanagawa
    when Tokyo's right there.
[02:01] Shou
    What?!
[02:01] Shou
    Yokohama in Kanagawa is one
    of Japan's three greatest cities!
[02:04] Jin
    I've heard that key word before!
[02:06] Yato
    One of Japan's three
    greatest cities is Nagoya!
[02:10] Sho
    Excuse me?
[02:11] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Eat Up
SIGN    Toyohashi Anmaki
SIGN    Chiryu Large Anmaki
[02:14] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, I bought you some anmaki.
SIGN    Anmaki
[02:17] Teppei
    It's like a cylindrical dorayaki. I like it.
SIGN    Dorayaki
SIGN    Tiny Bit
[02:19] Jandara
    And this shape allows it
    to hold a lot more an.
[02:23] Teppei
    Leave it to Aichi to think of that!
    But the calories...
[02:26] Jandara
    There's anmaki tempura, too.
[02:27] Teppei
    That adds yet another level of calories!
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SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

Season 4

E4 - A Battle I Can't Go Losin

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[00:02] Na
    Is Japan's third-greatest city
    Yokohama or Nagoya?
[00:06] Na
    Thus begins a battle
    neither can afford to lose!
[00:08] Shou
    Calling Nagoya the third-greatest
    city in Japan is a real laugh.
SIGN    Japan's Population
SIGN    1. Tokyo
SIGN    2. Kanagawa
SIGN    3. Osaka
SIGN    4. Aichi
SIGN    °As of December 2021
[00:11] Shou
    Kanagawa's population is greater
    than that of Osaka,
[00:13] Shou
    which is considered number two.
SIGN    1. Tokyo
SIGN    2. Osaka
SIGN    3. Aichi
SIGN    Daytime to Nighttime Population Ratio
SIGN    44. Kanagawa
SIGN    °Data gathered in Heisei 22
[00:14] Yato
    Only 'cause people
    are spillin' over from Tokyo.
[00:17] Shou
    If Tokyo were to fall,
    Kanagawa would be the capital!
[00:19] Kei
    Kanagawa's got nothing going
    for it except Yokohama.
SIGN    "A Battle I Can't Go Losin'"
[00:22] Yato
    Yep!
[00:22] Shou
    Well, there's even less in Chiba!
[00:24] Kei
    Not true! Maihama has both Land
    and Sea, which are world-famous!
[00:27] Kei
    And German Village, too!
[00:28] Yanna
    Doesn't Land have "Tokyo" in its name?
[00:30] Mai
    I think German Village
    has "Tokyo" attached, too.
[00:32] Jin
    Come on, does it really matter
    what the third-greatest city is?
[00:35] Both
    It does!
[00:36] Kei
    And what's wrong with having
    "Tokyo" in the name, anyway?
SIGN    Nagoya University of Economics
    Inuyama City
SIGN    Nagoya University of Agriculture
    Owariasahi City
SIGN    Nagoya University of Foreign Studies
    Nisshin City
[00:38] Kei
    Nagoya's not the only city in Aichi,
    but its name's on everything, too.
[00:40] Yato
    Wha?!
[00:41] Kei
    Especially universities.
[00:42] Shou
    Chiba just doesn't know any other way
    to live but to snuggle up to others.
[00:45] Shou
    I guess it's better than Saitama, though.
[00:47] Jin
    Wow, she's just being nasty.
[00:47] Kei
    That's mean! Kii-chan,
    throw a Soka senbei at her!
[00:50] Kiina
    I mean, it's true. There's no need
    to ever go to Saitama or anything.
[00:53] Kiina
    People even call it "Daworstama."
[00:55] Kei
    That's not true!
[00:56] Kei
    Squeeze out the good parts!
    You know, the dregs!
[00:58] Jin
    She's pretty nasty, too!
[01:00] Kiina
    If there's anything...
    it's how close it is to Tokyo.
[01:03] All
    That's so sad...
[01:04] Kiina
    Ikebukuro's my backyard.
    I know it better than most Tokyoites.
[01:07] Mai
    I can relate! Gifu folks are getting more
    and more knowledgeable about Nagoya!
[01:10] Yanna
    Hey, Mai! Why're ya bein'
    all buddy-buddy with them?!
[01:11] Mai
    Oh, um...
[01:13] Kei
    People from the countryside always
    treat Kanto like a sworn enemy.
[01:16] Kei
    Kinda like how Gifu and Mie put up
    a barrier around everything but Nagoya.
[01:19] Shou
    You mean they're hostile toward
    other cities, but amenable toward Nagoya?
[01:23] Yanna
    What?! I dunno about Gifu,
    but Mie ain't like that!
[01:26] Mai
    What do you mean? Mie isn't any different.
[01:29] Yanna
    Huh?
[01:29] Mai
    What?
[01:30] Yanna
    Gifu ain't nothin' but mountains!
[01:32] Mai
    They turn into ski resorts in winter!
[01:34] Yanna
    What about summer?!
    Gifu's got no beaches or even pools!
[01:36] Mai
    You can have cookouts next
    to a beautiful river!
[01:37] Jin
    C'mon, you two... Yatogame, stop them!
[01:38] Mai
    Gifu has Shirakawa-go, after all!
[01:39] Yanna
    Well, Mie's got the Kumano Kodo!
[01:40] Yato
    Wha...
[01:41] Yato
    They've both got some nice stuff...
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[01:41] Mai
    That's mostly in Wakayama!
[01:42] Jin
    You're so weak at times like this, Yatogame!
[01:44] Mai
    I think you're just arrogant because
    Mie is famous for the Ise Shrine.
[01:47] Yanna
    Well, Takayama in Gifu
    is super popular, too.
[01:49] Mai
    But the Suzuka Circuit in Mie is popular
    among foreigners, so good for you.
[01:52] Yanna
    Well, the Gero Hot Springs are really nice.
[01:55] Yanna
    So on that note, can we scrap
    the talk about disbandin'?
[01:58] Shou
    On what note?!
[01:59] Shou
    Why did they even come here?
[02:01] Shou
    Well, they brought us refreshments,
    so maybe it's worth—
[02:05] Shou
    It's empty!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:09] Rara
    The phrase "but it" serves as a
    conjunction, as in "xxx, but yyy."
[02:14] Rara
    So this sentence translates to,
     "I am not included, but it's okay."
[02:16] Toshika
    That's such a sad example.
[02:19] Rara
    Also, Shizuoka has a similar-sounding phrase,
    "batto ite," which means "to save."
[02:24] Rara
    So this sentence means,
    "Why didn't you save a seat for me?"
[02:28] Toshika
    That's not even English, and it's still sad!
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SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

Season 4

E5 - More Chicken Wings

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[00:02] Shou
    That photography club is on the fast track
    to disbandment if they keep that up.
SIGN    "More Chicken Wings"
[00:06] Kei
    The Tagane Festival's coming up,
    so they're gonna have a lot to do.
[00:09] Kiina
    We'll be busy, too.
[00:12] Jin
    Huh?!
[00:12] Mai
    It's Yatogame-chan!
[00:14] Mai
    We gotta get her to the nurse's office!
SIGN    Ding
[00:15] Shou
    What happened here?!
SIGN    Straight Up
[00:17] Shou
    What's with the hand?
[00:18] Mai
    That's her chicken wing pose.
[00:19] Shou
    Huh?
SIGN    Mmm
[00:20] Mai
    If a Nagoyan goes too long
    without eating chicken wings,
[00:23] Mai
    they experience withdrawal symptoms.
[00:25] Shou
    Well, it's creepy!
    How do we get her back to normal?
[00:28] Mai
    She should be fine
    if she eats chicken wings.
[00:30] Mai
    She hasn't had any in two weeks!
[00:32] Jin
    That's pretty recent!
[00:33] Shou
    Aonaji! Asaka!
[00:34] Shou
    Weren't there some ingredients leftover
[00:36] Shou
    from the whole chicken
    we cooked in cooking class?
[00:37] Shou
    Cook them and bring them here!
[00:39] Jin
    What kind of cooking class makes that?!
[00:40] Kei
    Aw...
[00:40] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[00:41] Shou
    Move it!
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[00:43] Kei
    Here. Chicken wings.
[00:45] Both
    Wait, why?!
SIGN    Straight Up
[00:46] Mai
    Senpai, listen closely.
[00:48] Mai
    These are not chicken wings.
[00:50] Jin
    That statement would shock even a chicken!
SIGN    ° Her Personal Opinion
[00:52] Mai
    In Nagoya, 99 percent of the time,
    "chicken wings" means the fried kind!
[00:55] Jin
    That's basically 100 percent!
[00:57] Yato
    Sniff, sniff... Wha?!
[00:58] Yanna
    Monaka! I bought ya Furaibo
    and Sekai no Yama-chan!
[01:02] Jin
    She's awake!
SIGN    Crack
[01:03] Yato
    Crack!
[01:03] Yato
    Chomp!
SIGN    Chomp
[01:04] Yato
    All clean!
SIGN    All Clean
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Crack
[01:07] Jin
    Her speed is insane!
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Crack
[01:08] Mai
    Everyone, observe these panels of Yama-chan.
SIGN    How to Eat Chicken Wings According to Yama-chan
SIGN    First, twist here to snap it
     in two.
SIGN    Grab the bigger
     piece of meat
     with your teeth,
     and pull out
     the bone with
     your hand.
SIGN    If any meat
     is left, suck it
     off and leave
     only the bone.
SIGN    The smaller bit has both
     skin and flesh.
SIGN    Eat that,
     too.
SIGN    If you do it
     right, only a
     clean bone will
     be left.
SIGN    It's best when you strip
     it down to the bone,
     the bone♪
SIGN    Now,
     farewell.
SIGN    Flap
    Flap
SIGN    The End
[01:10] Yato
    Anyone who can't eat 'em this way
    don't deserve to live in Nagoya.
[01:13] Jin
    You can lose your right to citizenship
    over chicken wings?!
[01:15] Yanna
    Let's eat 'em together! They're yummy!
[01:17] Jin
    Yama-chan's have more pepper,
[01:19] Jin
    and the Furaibo ones have
    a sweet and salty coating.
[01:21] Yanna
    I could eat 'em forever
    alternatin' between the two!
[01:24] Yato
    If it weren't for Chairman Ohtsubo,
[01:26] Yato
    we wouldn't be able to eat
    these tasty chicken wings.
[01:29] Jin
    Who's that?
[01:30] Yato
    The chairman of Furaibo,
    the shop that first came up
SIGN    Furaibo
[01:32] Yato
    with sweet an' salty chicken wings!
[01:34] Mai
    You work so hard every day.
SIGN    The Original Fried Chicken Wings
[01:36] Mai
    Treat yourself with a visit
    to your local Furaibo today.
[01:38] Mai
    We're waiting for you!
[01:40] Yato
    Furaibo: the original fried chicken wings!
[01:42] Yanna
    You go, Chairman!
[01:43] Jin
    Is this chairman that well-known?!
[01:45] Jin
    Whoa... Suddenly it's just
    a pile of corpses...
[01:47] Yato
    Wha...? They're gone already?
SIGN    Straight Up
[01:51] Jin
    I'll go buy some chicken wings!
[01:53] Mai
    Me, too!
[01:53] Yanna
    Ditto!
[01:54] Shou
    How many does she need to eat
    before she's happy?!
[01:56] Na
    Allow me to explain.
SIGN    5 Wings Makes 1 Serving
SIGN    Yama-chan's Tumbling Mountain of Wings Is a Daily Sight
SIGN    Black
SIGN    On Top of a Drink
[01:58] Na
    Nagoyan chicken wings are a food
    from another dimension
[02:00] Na
    that makes you hungrier the more you eat.
[02:02] Na
    Many Nagoyans will eat ten servings,
    or fifty wings, at once.
[02:05] Shou
    Why did we even come here?
[02:07] Tsuji
    Lady Serura and...
SIGN    Lady Serura
    and
    Tsuji the Butler
[02:09] Serura
    ...Tsuji the Butler.
[02:10] Serura
    Takanawa Gateway is so evo!
SIGN    • Tennozu Isle
    • Shinagawa Seaside
    • Tokyo Teleport
    • Toranomon Hills
    • Minami-Machida Grandberry Park
[02:12] Serura
    The katakana in the name
    makes it feel so modern!
[02:14] Tsuji
    Tokyo has many stations
    with names like that.
[02:17] Tsuji
    Incidentally, Nagoya also has a station
    name with both kanji and katakana.
SIGN    Evo
[02:20] Serura
    What?! There's seriously more?!
SIGN    Sogo Rihabiri Center
[02:22] Tsuji
    Sogo Rihabiri Center.
[02:24] Tsuji
    Sogo Rihabiri Center... Sogo Rihabiri
    Center... Sogo Rihabiri Center...
SIGN    Sogo
    Rihabiri
    Center
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SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

Season 4

E6 - A Woman's Heart Is Complicated

Season 4

E7 - They Ain't Just Round

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[00:02] Shou
    Many visitors will be here
    for the Dagane Festival next week.
SIGN    Photography Club Improvement Meeting
[00:05] Shou
    Good results there will give you
    much more persuasive power.
[00:08] Shou
    But on the other hand,
    it may be your last chance.
SIGN    "They Ain't Just Round"
[00:11] Jin
    Our last chance...
[00:12] Shou
    I've put together a perfect plan,
    so memorize every detail.
[00:16] Jin
    But it's time to go ho—
[00:17] Shou
    No whining!
[00:19] Jin
    She sure was strict.
[00:21] Mai
    It's already dark.
[00:22] Jin
    The moon's so big.
[00:23] Mai
    Tonight is August's full moon.
[00:25] Yanna
    Cool! Let's have a moon-viewing party!
[00:27] Jin
    Moon-viewing? But we don't
    have anything prepared.
[00:29] Yanna
    Here! Silvergrass!
SIGN    Boom
[00:30] Jin
    That's obviously bamboo!
[00:31] Yanna
    And moon dumplings!
SIGN    Bam
[00:33] Jin
    Those are obviously Akafuku!
[00:35] Mai
    Akafuku doesn't work as moon dumplings.
[00:37] Yanna
    Why not? In Kansai, moon
    dumplings are wrapped in anko!
SIGN    Kansai Moon
     Dumpling
[00:39] Jin
    Aren't moon dumplings usually round?
SIGN    Like This...
[00:41] Yato
    Moon dumplings are s'posed
    to be teardrop-shaped.
[00:43] Jin
    Huh?
[00:44] Yato
    That's the problem with you, Tokyo.
[00:45] Yato
    Don't base everything on Tokyo standards.
[00:48] Yanna
    They're round in Mie, too.
[00:49] Mai
    And in Gifu.
[00:50] Yato
    Wha?!
[00:51] Yanna
    What're teardrop-shaped ones like?
[00:52] Yato
    They were in the school lunch!
    The three-colored ones!
[00:54] Jin
    Oh, the white, pink,
    and green ones on a stick?
[00:57] Yato
    No! The colors are white, pink, and brown!
[01:00] Jin
    Brown?!
[01:00] Yato
    Yes! Like this!
SIGN    Bang
SIGN    Moon Dumpling
[01:02] Jin
    That shape in brown?
SIGN    Ew...
[01:04] Jin
    That's poop.
SIGN    Grawrrr
[01:05] Yato
    No, it ain't! Just hang on a sec!
[01:08] Yato
    See? Look!
SIGN    Ta-dah
[01:09] Jin
    They really are teardrop-shaped!
[01:11] Yato
    Right? I told ya!
[01:12] Yanna
    I remember playin' "moon thieves" as a kid.
[01:15] Yato
    I played that when I visited family.
[01:17] Jin
    You two were that bad as kids?!
[01:19] Yanna
    Huh? We ain't talkin' about bein' real thieves.
SIGN    Sometimes things are left by front doors
SIGN    To the Moon Thieves
SIGN    Please take only 1 each
SIGN    That house
    was super fancy
SIGN    I got 3!!
SIGN    I just got 5!!
SIGN    Kids share information
SIGN    ° In the Tokai region, this only happens in parts of Aichi and Mie
[01:22] Yanna
    At the August full moon,
    even kids can go out walkin' at night,
[01:24] Yanna
    so they go to people's houses
    to get candy and stuff.
SIGN    We did it in
     Ichinomiya, too!
[01:27] Jin
    Oh, so it's like Halloween?
[01:29] Jin
    Is there a line you say,
    like "trick or treat"?
[01:31] Yanna
    Yep!
[01:32] Jin
    Yeah? What is it?
[01:33] Yanna
    We're moon thieves!
SIGN    Announcing Intent to Steal
[01:34] Yato
    Give us yer moon dumplings!
[01:36] Jin
    You announce your intent to steal?!
[01:37] Yanna
    Yeah, so... this is mine now!
[01:38] Jin
    Hey! That was mine!
[01:40] Yato
    Moon thieves are messengers
    sent from the moon.
[01:42] Yanna
    You actually oughta be thankin' us.
[01:45] Jin
    What does that even mean?!
[01:46] Mai
    It's good luck to have children
    steal your moon dumplings.
[01:49] Mai
    It means you'll have a good harvest.
[01:51] Yato
    Bow your head, Tokyo!
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[01:54] Jin
    She'd hit someone!
[01:55] Yanna
    While we were sayin' all that, the moon hid.
[01:57] Mai
    Then why don't we go look
    at a nice moon nearby?
[01:59] Jin
    What does that mean?
[02:00] Mai
    The moon that shines
    on the town of Nagoya...
SIGN    Bunny~
[02:02] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[02:03] Jin
    I mean, yeah, her hair's gold, but...
[02:05] Mai
    Moon-viewing is the best!
[02:06] Na
    Next time, the fateful athletic festival!
[02:07] Jin
    Hey! The moon ran away!
[02:07] Na
    What will happen to the photography club?!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
[02:40] Rara
    Tonight is August's full moon.
[02:41] Recchiri
    The original tradition for this night was
    to offer part of your harvest in thanks.
[02:46] Rika
    And now we offer mochi instead.
[02:48] Rara
    Let's have moon dumplings and tea together.
[02:50] Recchiri
    Oh, thank you.
[02:52] Rika
    Why are these dumplings... sunken?
[02:53] Lala
    It's navel mochi.
[02:55] Recchiri
    Navel?
[02:55] Recchiri
    Do you harvest navel oranges in Shizuoka?
[02:58] Rara
    Not that "navel"!

Season 4

E8 - Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet

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SIGN    °
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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Dagane High School Athletic Festival
SIGN    Red Team
SIGN    "Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet"
[00:02] Mai
    The time has finally come
    to show the fruits of our practice.
[00:03] Kiina
    The Dagane Festival is back in town!
[00:05] Kiina
    Throw your whole body down!
[00:05] Jin
    I'm getting kinda nervous.
[00:07] Kiina
    The weather's sunny and fine!
[00:07] Mai
    To keep our club alive, each photo
    we take has to be special!
[00:08] Kiina
    Leave that soft attitude behind!
[00:10] Jin
    Whoever's broadcasting sure
    is chipper. Who is that?
[00:10] Kiina
    Show how much you've grown!
    Grasp glory! Say whoo!
[00:13] Kiina
    Bringing you the live coverage is the
    student council treasurer, Asaka Kiina!
SIGN    Hey Man!
[00:16] Jin
    It's you?!
[00:18] Kiina
    Kickin' off with the bread-eating race!
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Yatogame
[00:20] Yato
    Gah...
[00:21] Jin
    What's wrong with Yatogame?
[00:23] Mai
    Could it be...
[00:24] Mai
    Gin Choco W and Gin Choco Roll!
    Who would be so cruel?!
[00:28] Jin
    What do you mean?
[00:29] Jin
    Are these types of bread
    I see all the time bad?
[00:30] Mai
    Yes, Gin Choco W is by Fuji Baking Group,
[00:32] Mai
    and Gin Choco Roll is by Pasco!
    They're both based in Nagoya!
[00:36] Jin
    They are?!
[00:37] Yato
    I can't choose between 'em...
[00:39] Yato
    Gin Choco W has two layers of cream,
[00:41] Yato
    but Gin Choco Roll has milk and chocolate
    whipped creams! They're both tasty!
[00:45] Mai
    For Yatogame-chan, this is like having to
    choose between her mother and father!
[00:50] Jin
    It's as serious as a divorce?!
[00:52] Kiina
    Bread-eating race! Total mania
    in your face! Next pair!
SIGN    Sasatsu
[00:56] Yanna
    I'm winnin' this one!
[00:58] Jin
    Go, Sasatsu!
[01:01] Yanna
    Too hard...
[01:02] Jin
    Huh?
[01:03] Mai
    Jin-senpai, that's hardtack
    from Iwase Bread in Osu.
[01:06] Jin
    Hardtack? What is that? Is it hard?
[01:08] Mai
    You can hammer nails with it.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Osu specialty
    Hardtack from
     Iwase Bread
    500 yen for a 10-pack
     (tax included)
[01:09] Jin
    How is that bread?!
[01:10] Yanna
    I grew up on Azuki Bars and Iga katayaki!
[01:14] Yanna
    Don't underestimate the people of Mie!
[01:16] Yanna
    Ya gotta soften it with your spit and then
    scrape it apart with your front teeth.
SIGN    Crunch Crunch Crunch
[01:20] Jin
    That's tedious!
[01:21] Jin
    We managed to make it to lunch break.
[01:23] Mai
    We took lots of pictures.
[01:24] Shou
    Photography club, I applaud your efforts.
SIGN    Aonaji
SIGN    Kochikashi
[01:27] Kei
    Have the leftovers from
    the bread-eating race.
[01:29] Yanna
    Ooh! Lucky us!
[01:30] Rara
    You have bread, but no Noppo bread?
[01:32] Jin
    Noppo bread?
[01:33] Rara
    It has a picture of
    a giraffe on the package.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Noppo bread is a popular
    soul food in Shizuoka. It's a long,
     34cm roll with cream sandwiched
     in the middle. It's been featured
     in a collaboration with a hit anime.
     (°goods available in Shizuoka only).
SIGN    Official name
    is "Noppo"
SIGN    A full
    34cm long!!
[01:35] Rara
    It's really long, and different
    flavors have different illustrations.
[01:38] Mai
    Noppo bread is only sold in Shizuoka.
[01:40] Rara
    Tadakusa-san, how do you know about it?!
SIGN    Shine
[01:42] Rara
    Are you actually interested in Shizuoka?!
[01:44] Mai
    Oh, uh... y-yes...
[01:45] Rara
    Yay! You know what else Shizuoka has?!
[01:47] Mai
    I can't tell her it was
    for an anime promotion!
[01:50] Shou
    It seems the photography club kids
    are taking their task seriously.
[01:53] Kei
    Yeah.
[01:54] Kiina
    Not enough, yo! Send 'em back to Tokyo!
[01:56] Shou
    Perhaps we'll have good news
    for the chairman—
[01:58] Mom
    Excuse me, you three.
[02:00] Shou
    Yes?
[02:01] Mom
    My name is Dobe.
    I was called here by the school.
[02:03] Mom
    Could you show me where I need to go?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
[02:06] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:09] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, this is bamboo shoot bread!
[02:11] Jandara
    It's considered legendary because you
    can only buy it in Toyokawa in winter.
[02:15] Teppei
    So it contains the legendary
    winter-sprouting bamboo shoots?
[02:18] Jandara
    Nope. It's a winter exclusive
    because the cream in it melts.
[02:21] Jandara
    It only looks like a bamboo shoot.
[02:23] Na
    Teppei thought, "But don't
    all cornets look like that?"
[02:26] Na
    But he couldn't say it.
[02:27] Jandara
    This is my reason for living
    through half the year.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

Season 4

E9 - Welcome, Honored Guest

Season 4

E10 - So Many Norms

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SIGN    °
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    i
    s
    c
    l
    a
    i
    m
    e
    r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Tsuji
    Milady, it is time to leave.
SIGN    "So Many Norms"
[00:05] Serura
    There's Narita a day I don't
    wish I wasn't a Hills girl!
[00:07] Tsuji
    I see.
[00:08] Serura
    Roppongi Hills has fancy apartments,
    a movie theater, and clothing stores!
SIGN    Cinema
    Mall
    Food
[00:12] Serura
    I'd never have to go outside!
[00:14] Tsuji
    Milady, "Roppongi Hills" is the
    name of an entire complex.
[00:17] Tsuji
    It is not a single building.
[00:19] Tsuji
    It is not a single building.
[00:21] Tsuji
    It is not a single building.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    "Roppongi Hills" is not the
    name of a building, but the
    name given to a complex
    housing many facilities,
     including a 238m office
    skyscraper, apartments,
    hotels, a TV station,
    commercial buildings, and
     more. Many who live outside
    of Tokyo fall into this trap!
[00:23] Toshika
    My name is Jin Toshika.
[00:25] Toshika
    I moved to this remote area, Nagoya, in the
    spring of my first year of high school.
[00:29] Toshika
    Oh, now I'm at a convenience store
    to buy something I can eat for lunch later!
[00:33] Toshika
    What is this?!
SIGN    Shigure
[00:34] Toshika
    Shigure?!
[00:35] Toshika
    Is this meant to be an offering
    to some death god
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Shigureni is a type of
    preserves made by
    simmering shelled clams or
    other shellfish with ginger.
    It originated as a specialty of
    Kuwana, Mie, where it is
    traditionally made with
    orient clams, and it spread to
    the rest of Japan from there.
[00:37] Toshika
    that connects this world
    with the afterlife?!
[00:39] Toshika
    Please spare my life...
[00:40] Lady
    Ma'am?!
[00:41] Rika
    Shonai-sensei, you brought
    gyoza in your bento?
[00:43] Rara
    Yeah, though it's frozen gyoza
    since I was short on time.
[00:46] Rara
    In Shizuoka, gyoza isn't complete
    without boiled bean sprouts.
SIGN    Nom Nom
[00:50] Rika
    Oh, speaking of...
SIGN    With Lots
     of Veggies
[00:51] Rika
    I had Utsunomiya gyoza when I went
    to Tochigi, and it was super good!
[00:56] Rara
    I... see...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    The cities of Hamamatsu,
    Shizuoka, and Utsunomiya,
    Tochigi, are rivals for the
    highest gyoza consumption in
    Japan. Hamamatsu held first
    place for three years starting
    in 2014, but it lost its throne
    in 2017. The subject is a land
    mine for Rara-chan!
[00:57] Rika
    Wait, Shonai-sensei, what... why?!
[01:00] Kei
    What're you drinking there, Kii-chan?
[01:02] Kiina
    Wataboku Coffee Milk.
    It's a staple in Saitama.
SIGN    Made with 90% Milk

    Wataboku
    Coffee Milk
[01:05] Kei
    A staple, huh?
[01:06] Kei
    I guess our staple in Chiba
    would be Bakuga Jelly.
SIGN    Bakuga Jelly
[01:08] Kei
    It's cocoa-flavored, and it's
     really sweet and tasty.
[01:10] Kei
    What about you, Shou-chan?
[01:12] Kei
    Do you get shumai in school
    lunches in Yokohama?
[01:14] Shou
    First of all, it's not "shumai."
    It's "siu mai."
SIGN    Shumai
    Siu Mai
[01:17] Shou
    People in Kanagawa don't
    eat a lot of siu mai,
[01:19] Shou
    though I do like it.
[01:20] Kei
    So nitpicky...
[01:21] Shou
    Also, very few public middle schools in
     Kanagawa used to offer school lunches.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Every year, more and more
    public middle schools in
    Kanagawa offer school lunches,
    many of them backing the
    provision as a child support
    program. Since different regions
    offer different foods, such as
    Wataboku and Bakuga Jelly,
    future talks about school lunches
    should prove quite interesting.
[01:25] Shou
    They thought lunches prepared
    for children by their guardians,
[01:29] Shou
    who knew them well, were better.
[01:30] Kei
    Uh-huh. That's nice.
[01:32] Shou
    What is?!
[01:32] Shiharu
    Ugh! This is so irritatin'!
[01:34] Nanaho
    What's wrong?
[01:35] Shiharu
    I'm chattin' with Mona-nee right now,
[01:37] Shiharu
    but when I type "ya de," this happens!
SIGN    "In the shop"
[01:38] Nanaho
    So?
[01:39] Shiharu
    It's so annoyin' when it autocorrects
    me to somethin' normal!
[01:42] Nanaho
    You're always so energetic, Shiharu-chan.
[01:44] Nanaho
    Why don't ya go for a little run?
[01:46] Shiharu
    Huh? Why?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Other common autocorrects
    of the Osaka dialect include
    "honma ni" -> "in the room."
    Also, "You're so energetic.
    Why don't ya go for a run?"
    really means "You're making
    too much noise. Go away."
    Who knows if that should be
    considered ambiguous or
    tactful? The meaning of any
    word depends on who's
    saying it.
[01:48] Yanna
    Sharing contact is important! Gyutora!
[01:50] Jin
    What song is that?
SIGN    Sharing Contact Is Important
SIGN    Gyutora
[01:51] Yanna
    The jingle for Gyutora,
    a supermarket in southern Mie.
[01:54] Jin
    Seems like there are a lot of local
    supermarkets in the country.
[01:56] Jin
    What about Gifu?
[01:57] Mai
    I don't think Gifu has a local supermarket.
[01:59] Mai
    They're almost all Valor.
[02:00] Jin
    Barlow?
[02:01] Mai
    Not Barlow! Valor! They're everywhere!
[02:04] Yato
    Ain't no way ya don't know Valor!
[02:06] Yanna
    It's in Mie, too.
[02:07] Rara
    Shizuoka also has them.
[02:08] Mai
    You drink Valor milk, don't you?
[02:10] Jin
    A drink I don't know
    from a store I don't know!
[02:12] Mai
    Senpai, it's the local supermarket's
    closeness to the region
[02:15] Mai
    that makes it the symbol of that region.
[02:17] Yato
    "Love your hometown" is Yoshizuya's slogan!
[02:20] Jin
    I see.
[02:20] Yato
    Nagoya has Nafco, Yamanaka,
    Apita, Piago, and Kanesue!
[02:24] Jin
    How many local supermarkets do you need?!
[02:25] Yato
    There're a bunch more, too!
[02:27] Na
    The things that are the norm in each region
[02:29] Na
    are the norm to those
    who live in that region.
[02:31] Na
    Even for people throughout Japan,
[02:33] Na
    things that are the norm to Japanese
    people are just the norm to them.
[02:36] Na
    Cultural festivals, for example.
[02:37] Na
    Every student in Japan takes part in them,
    but they're rare elsewhere in the world.
[02:41] Na
    But Japanese people don't know that.
    They just see it as the norm.
[02:45] Na
    Learn things you don't know.
[02:46] Na
    The moment we realize that what we
    consider the norm isn't the norm,
[02:48] Na
    perhaps that is when humans
    and cultures truly come together.
SIGN    Leave This Impure World
SIGN    Seek Rebirth in the Pure Land
SIGN    Matsudaira Motoyasu
SIGN    Dagane High School
    Dagane Festival
[02:52] Teppei
    Senpai, what are you looking at?
[02:55] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, are you free this weekend?
[02:58] Teppei
    Huh?!