Season 4

E1 - It's Smack in the Middle
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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Umezu Hideyuki
     (Aichi Prefecture)
[00:00] Umezu
    Many scenes in this program will appear
    to present a biased view
[00:03] Umezu
    of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Umezu
    Please bear in mind that these scenes
    are strictly the opinions of the characters
[00:07] Umezu
    and may not represent reality,
[00:08] Umezu
    and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jin Kaito 
    
    High school
     second-year 
    
    Has joined the
     photography club
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Sasatsu Yanna 
    
    High school second-year 
    
    Photography club
     president 
    
    Sleeps a lot
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai 
    First-year 
    Loves cute things
SIGN    Animago
[00:17] Na
    Sometimes Yatogame wonders...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka 
    
    High school first-year
     who loves Nagoya
SIGN    Hmmm
[00:19] Na
    Is Nagoya part of Kanto or Kansai?
SIGN    Eastern Devil
[00:21] Jin
    Kansai, obviously!
[00:22] Jin
    The New Comedy Troupe plays
    on Saturday afternoons,
[00:24] Jin
    and the food's super rich!
[00:25] Jin
    It's clearly in Kansai!
SIGN    Western Devil
[00:27] Yato
    Nah, it's Kanto!
[00:28] Yato
    There's no Kansai dialect,
    the people are proud,
[00:30] Yato
    and they say "Mac" instead of "McD's"!
[00:32] Yato
    That makes it Kanto! Not that I'd know!
[00:33] Jin
    Kansai!
SIGN    Eastern Devil
[00:34] Yato
    Kanto!
SIGN    Western Devil
[00:35] Yato
    Quit tryin' to dump Nagoya
    off on each other!
[00:37] Jin
    Where'd that come from?!
[00:38] Jin
    You wondered if Nagoya
    was in Kanto or Kansai?
[00:41] Mai
    Aichi, Gifu, and Mie are sometimes
    called Tokai, Chubu,
SIGN    "It's Smack in the Middle"
[00:43] Mai
    and even Chukyo.
[00:45] Yato
    Yep.
[00:46] Yanna
    I hear that a lot, but what's it mean?
SIGN    Kyoto
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Tokyo
[00:48] Mai
    Apparently it's because the region
    is right between Kyoto and Tokyo.
[00:52] Yanna
    Oh, so Chukyo is the "kyo" of Kyoto,
    the "kyo" of Tokyo, and "chu" for "middle"!
[00:55] Yanna
    That makes sense!
[00:56] Rara
    Stop!
[00:57] Rara
    Shizuoka gets left behind
    as part of the Tokai region as it is!
SIGN    Yatoga MEMO
SIGN    Shonai Rara 
    Photography club advisor 
    Is often left out
SIGN    °Chukyo includes only Aichi, Gifu, and Mie
[01:00] Rara
    It'll never fit into Chukyo!
[01:03] Rara
    I'm hardcore opposed to Chukyo!
[01:05] Jin
    Opposing it won't help...
[01:06] Yato
    Still, there ain't no denyin'
    Nagoya's smack in the middle of Japan!
[01:09] Jin
    No, Japan's center is Tokyo.
[01:11] Mai
    Yatogame-chan, I think Gifu's the one
    at the center of Japan.
[01:15] Yato
    Wha?!
[01:15] Mai
    Assuming everyone in Japan weighs the same,
[01:18] Mai
    the location where it strikes
    the best balance is Gifu!
SIGN    Gifu Prefecture
[01:20] Mai
    It's Gujo!
SIGN    Gujo
[01:21] Jin
    Why the heck would you base it on that?!
SIGN    Nihon Manmannaka Center
[01:23] Mai
    Above all, Nihon Manmannaka
    Center is there!
[01:25] Jin
    That's a bold name!
[01:27] Rara
    It's Shizuoka!
    It's right in the middle of the Tokaido!
[01:29] Yanna
    Nah, it's Mie!
[01:30] Yanna
    It formed the Republic of Central Japan
    with Gifu and some others!
[01:32] Mai
    It's Gifu!
[01:33] Yato
    It's Nagoya!
[01:34] Jin
    Argh! Quit talking over each other!
[01:35] Jin
    I'll just look it up online!
SIGN    Shibukawa City, Gunma Prefecture:
    
    The center when you make a circle 
    stretching from Hokkaido to Kyushu.
SIGN    Sano City, Tochigi Prefecture:
    
    The intersection when you draw lines from
    the northernmost point and the southernmost
    point, and the Pacific coast to the Sea of
     Japan coast, and connect their centers.
SIGN    Nirasaki City, Yamanashi Prefecture:
    
    The intersection when you draw lines from the
    northernmost point and the southernmost point,
    and the easternmost point to the westernmost point.
SIGN    Nishiwaki City, Hyogo Prefecture:
    
    Located at exactly 135 degrees east and 35 degrees north
SIGN    Ogawa Village, Nagano Prefecture:
    
    The center if Honshu were represented as a single flat board.
[01:43] Jin
    I think I don't really care anymore.
[01:45] Yato
    Yep!
[01:45] Mai
    Agreed!
[01:46] Rara
    Want some tea?
[01:47] Yanna
    I want mine hot!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Dobe Serura 
    
    Middle school third-year 
    
    Wants to go to Tokyo 
    
    Easily gets 
    the wrong idea
[02:19] Mom
    Serura-chan, how was your
    high school orientation?
[02:23] Serura
    Oh, that school was super non-evo.
SIGN    Yatoga MEMO
SIGN    Serura's mom 
    
    Has the talent to be 
    a helicopter mother
[02:25] Serura
    And the photography club
    had some real scary folks!
[02:27] Serura
    They tricked my friend!
[02:29] Mom
    Really?
[02:30] Serura
    Really! I was like, please
    do somethin' about this!
[02:33] Serura
    So please let me go to school in Tokyo—
[02:35] Mom
    Not a chance! Do you know
    how much that would cost?
[02:37] Serura
    You're so stingy!
    Our family's rich, ain't it?!
[02:40] Mom
    We're rich because we're stingy.
[02:42] Serura
    You only pay Tsuji 800 yen
    per hour to work for us!
SIGN    Yatoga MEMO
SIGN    Tsuji Masahide 
    Butler serving the Dobe family 
    Forces Serura to see reality 
    Highly skilled attendant
[02:45] Tsuji
    I do receive a bit more than that.
[02:47] Mom
    Honestly...
[02:48] Mom
    Tsuji, contact that
    school's chairman for me.
[02:51] Tsuji
    Certainly.
[02:52] Mom
    Serura-chan's friend was put in danger.
[02:55] Mom
    We might just have to get
    that photography club shut down.

E2 - Welcome, Student Council President
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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Rara
    What should I do?
[00:04] Rara
    I never thought this would happen...
[00:06] Teacher
    Shonai-sensei.
SIGN    "Welcome, Student Council President"
[00:07] Teacher
    The principal wants to see you.
[00:09] Rara
    Okay!
[00:09] Rara
    What?
[00:11] (Flashback) Rara
    Disband the club?
SIGN    D
    I
    S
    B
    A
    N
    D
    ?
[00:13] Rara
    How am I going to tell them?
[00:15] Yanna
    Hey, know what I was thinkin'?
[00:16] Yanna
    Everyone sees the shapes
    of prefectures differently, right?
[00:19] Jin
    Oh, yeah, I guess so.
[00:21] Yanna
    I think Aichi looks like a crab!
[00:23] Yato
    A crab? It can't be a crab!
SIGN    Dinosaur
SIGN    Kangaroo
[00:25] Yato
    Ain't it a kangaroo
    or a dinosaur or somethin'?
[00:26] Yanna
    Ain't that a bit forced?
[00:28] Yanna
    Mai, what's Gifu?
[00:29] Mai
    Gifu is amazing! It looks just like a dog!
SIGN    Woof
[00:31] Yanna
    A dog? Like this?
[00:33] Mai
    No, no! Look, you just do this!
SIGN    Wan!!
[00:35] Yato
    That's a melon soda from Komeda.
[00:37] Jin
    Can't you just call it a boot?
[00:38] Mai
    It's not! It's a poodle!
[00:40] Yanna
    Mie could be a boomerang,
SIGN    Hi-yah
[00:41] Yanna
    or maybe an electric guitar!
[00:43] Yato
    A half-eaten chicken wing.
SIGN    Ding
[00:44] Jin
    Quit linking them to Nagoya!
    These are different prefectures!
[00:47] Rara
    Everyone's forgotten about Shizuoka...
[00:49] Jin
    What about Shizuoka?
[00:51] Rara
    Shizuoka's shaped like a goldfish!
[00:53] Yanna
    If you flip it, it kinda
    looks like Hokkaido.
[00:56] Rara
    Why do you have to link
    another place to it?!
[00:58] Mai
    What about Tokyo?
[00:59] Rara
    You're done with Shizuoka already?!
[01:01] Jin
    If you just look at the 23 special wards,
    it looks like Yamanashi.
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[01:03] Yanna
    It'd work a little better
    if it didn't stick out right here.
[01:07] Jin
    Well, Machida is practically in Kanagawa.
[01:10] Shou
    Then give Machida back to us!
SIGN    Student Council President
[01:12] Shou
    Listen! Until the Meiji era,
    Machida belonged to Kanagawa!
[01:15] Shou
    Letters addressed to "Machida,
    Kanagawa" are still delivered correctly!
[01:18] Jin
    Who are you?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Kochikashi Shou 
    High school second-year 
    From Kanagawa 
    Hates losing
[01:19] Shou
    I'm Kochikashi Shou,
    the student council president.
[01:22] Mai
    She's from Kanagawa.
[01:24] Yanna
    Is Kanagawa known for anything?
[01:26] Yato
    Huh...
[01:26] Shou
    Are you mad?!
[01:27] Mai
    You know, there's Chinatown, for one.
[01:29] Yanna
    Oh!
SIGN    Yokohama
[01:29] Yanna
    So it's Yokohama Prefecture!
SIGN    Prefecture
[01:31] Shou
    I'll drop you in Minato Mirai to drown.
[01:35] Shou
    Do you guys realize the position you're in?
[01:36] Yanna
    What d'ya mean?
[01:37] Shou
    Hasn't Shonai-sensei told you?
[01:40] Yanna
    Rara-chan?
SIGN    I neglected my duty
[01:43] Shou
    We've investigated
    the photography club's activities,
[01:47] Shou
    and all that stood out was a bronze
    medal in a minor contest.
SIGN    Bronze
[01:50] Yanna
    Hey, bronze is plenty good!
[01:51] Shou
    The ball sports tournament photos you
    were asked to take came out blurry.
[01:54] Jin
    Gulp!
[01:55] Shou
    You make a mess eating snacks
    in the courtyard.
[01:56] Yato
    Hey!
[01:57] Shou
    And the biggest issue is that you
    deceived a student at orientation.
[02:02] Shou
    Therefore, the school has issued you
    a notice to re-examine your activities.
[02:07] Shou
    Come in.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Aonaji Kei 
    Student Council Vice President 
    Second-year, from Chiba 
    Believes she's adorable
[02:08] Shou
    We, the student council, work to ensure
    the freedom of all students.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Asaka Kiina 
    
    Student Council Treasurer 
    
    Second-year, from Saitama 
    
    Lacks confidence
     in many areas
[02:12] Shou
    We must begin by determining whether
    your club is practicing freedom or negligence.
[02:18] Shou
    The three of us will be
    observing the photography club
[02:21] Shou
    and submitting a report to the school.
[02:24] Shou
    Depending on what the report says...
[02:26] Shou
    The photography club may be disbanded.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

E3 - Ya Can't Say That
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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] (Flashback) Shou
    We'll begin observing you next week.
SIGN    "Ya Can't Say That"
[00:04] (Flashback) Shou
    I suggest you prepare yourselves.
[00:06] Jin
    We'll be disbanded
    if we don't handle this well, huh?
[00:08] Jin
    The mood in the club room has been kind
    of awkward since what happened yesterday.
[00:09] Mai
    The president sure is late.
[00:11] Yato
    Yep.
[00:12] Jin
    And in the middle of all this,
    Sasatsu's late.
[00:15] Yanna
    I can't accept this! I'm launchin' a raid!
[00:17] Yato
    Yeah!
[00:18] Jin
    A raid?! You're so violent!
SIGN    T
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    D
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SIGN    Students Who Have No Official Business Here May Not Enter.
[00:21] Mai
    I guess this is the student council office.
[00:23] Yato
    Yep...
[00:23] Jin
    Sasatsu, what's that?
[00:25] Yanna
    A little gift.
[00:26] Jin
    You said this was a raid.
    I guess you still have some good sense, huh?
[00:29] Yanna
    This is first-day-of-the-month
    mochi from Akafuku!
[00:32] Yanna
    It's only sold on the first day
    of every month except January!
[00:34] Yanna
    And it has a same-day expiration date!
[00:35] Yanna
    It's a different type of mochi
    every month! It's priceless!
[00:38] Jin
    Today's the second.
    Isn't it past the expiration date?
[00:41] Yanna
    This is just the box.
SIGN    She Ate the Contents
[00:43] Yanna
    Ain't no way I'm givin' this to them.
[00:45] Jin
    You're too belligerent!
[00:46] Yanna
    Excuse me!
[00:49] Kei
    Welcome to my student council office.
[00:51] Shou
    It's not your student council office!
[00:53] Shou
    Don't sit in the president's
    seat without permission!
[00:55] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[00:56] Shou
    What's with you two?!
[00:58] Shou
    I apologize for that shameful display.
[01:00] Shou
    You two! Introduce yourselves!
[01:01] Jin
    She's like a mother.
SIGN    Student Council
    Vice  President
[01:03] Kei
    Aonaji from Chiba. I'm the vice president.
[01:06] Jin
    You said the "vice" part so quietly!
[01:08] Kiina
    Asaka Kiina. Treasurer. From Saitama.
SIGN    Student Council Treasurer
[01:11] Jin
    And you're just quiet to begin with!
[01:12] Shou
    Speak clearly!
[01:13] Kei
    Not so loud!
[01:14] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[01:15] Jin
    You really don't get along!
[01:16] Yanna
    This is for you. Please take it.
[01:18] Jin
    She's...
[01:19] Shou
    Well, thank you.
[01:20] Shou
    Aonaji, give them those things.
[01:22] Kei
    Here.
SIGN    Dove Sablé
[01:23] Shou
    You're so well-prepared!
[01:24] Shou
    These are dove sablé from Kanagawa.
[01:26] Both
    Huh?
[01:27] Shou
    What? Go on, don't be shy.
[01:28] Yanna
    Aren't dove sablé a Tokyo souvenir?
[01:30] Yato
    Yep.
[01:31] Jin
    They're not. They do sell them
    in Tokyo, too, but—
[01:33] Shou
    That's right, you bumpkins!
[01:35] Shou
    Dove sablé are a traditional
    snack of Kamakura!
[01:37] Yanna
    Kamakura's in Kanagawa?
[01:38] Shou
    We have to start there?!
[01:39] Mai
    I didn't know dove sables were a Kanagawa
    thing. I don't know much about Kanto.
SIGN    Sablé
[01:42] Shou
    It's "sablé"! Get the accent right!
[01:44] Jin
    They sell Akafuku at Nagoya Station, too.
SIGN    Akafuku
[01:46] Jin
    Isn't it Nagoya Station's
    top-selling souvenir?
[01:49] Yato
    Akafuku ain't a Nagoya souvenir!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    At the main Akafuku store 
    in Ise, you can watch 
    Akafuku mochi being made in
     real time. Try the fresh mochi
     right in the store with
     fragrant coarse green tea!
[01:51] Yanna
    They taste better if ya get 'em
    from the main store in Ise!
[01:53] Jin
    Sorry.
[01:53] Kei
    Talk about sad, Shou-chan.
    They won't even listen to you.
[01:56] Kei
    That's how it is for Kanagawa.
[01:58] Kei
    There's no reason to go to Kanagawa
    when Tokyo's right there.
[02:01] Shou
    What?!
[02:01] Shou
    Yokohama in Kanagawa is one
    of Japan's three greatest cities!
[02:04] Jin
    I've heard that key word before!
[02:06] Yato
    One of Japan's three
    greatest cities is Nagoya!
[02:10] Sho
    Excuse me?
[02:11] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Eat Up
SIGN    Toyohashi Anmaki
SIGN    Chiryu Large Anmaki
[02:14] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, I bought you some anmaki.
SIGN    Anmaki
[02:17] Teppei
    It's like a cylindrical dorayaki. I like it.
SIGN    Dorayaki
SIGN    Tiny Bit
[02:19] Jandara
    And this shape allows it
    to hold a lot more an.
[02:23] Teppei
    Leave it to Aichi to think of that!
    But the calories...
[02:26] Jandara
    There's anmaki tempura, too.
[02:27] Teppei
    That adds yet another level of calories!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

E4 - A Battle I Can't Go Losin
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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Na
    Is Japan's third-greatest city
    Yokohama or Nagoya?
[00:06] Na
    Thus begins a battle
    neither can afford to lose!
[00:08] Shou
    Calling Nagoya the third-greatest
    city in Japan is a real laugh.
SIGN    Japan's Population
SIGN    1. Tokyo
SIGN    2. Kanagawa
SIGN    3. Osaka
SIGN    4. Aichi
SIGN    °As of December 2021
[00:11] Shou
    Kanagawa's population is greater
    than that of Osaka,
[00:13] Shou
    which is considered number two.
SIGN    1. Tokyo
SIGN    2. Osaka
SIGN    3. Aichi
SIGN    Daytime to Nighttime Population Ratio
SIGN    44. Kanagawa
SIGN    °Data gathered in Heisei 22
[00:14] Yato
    Only 'cause people
    are spillin' over from Tokyo.
[00:17] Shou
    If Tokyo were to fall,
    Kanagawa would be the capital!
[00:19] Kei
    Kanagawa's got nothing going
    for it except Yokohama.
SIGN    "A Battle I Can't Go Losin'"
[00:22] Yato
    Yep!
[00:22] Shou
    Well, there's even less in Chiba!
[00:24] Kei
    Not true! Maihama has both Land
    and Sea, which are world-famous!
[00:27] Kei
    And German Village, too!
[00:28] Yanna
    Doesn't Land have "Tokyo" in its name?
[00:30] Mai
    I think German Village
    has "Tokyo" attached, too.
[00:32] Jin
    Come on, does it really matter
    what the third-greatest city is?
[00:35] Both
    It does!
[00:36] Kei
    And what's wrong with having
    "Tokyo" in the name, anyway?
SIGN    Nagoya University of Economics 
    Inuyama City
SIGN    Nagoya University of Agriculture 
    Owariasahi City
SIGN    Nagoya University of Foreign Studies 
    Nisshin City
[00:38] Kei
    Nagoya's not the only city in Aichi,
    but its name's on everything, too.
[00:40] Yato
    Wha?!
[00:41] Kei
    Especially universities.
[00:42] Shou
    Chiba just doesn't know any other way
    to live but to snuggle up to others.
[00:45] Shou
    I guess it's better than Saitama, though.
[00:47] Jin
    Wow, she's just being nasty.
[00:47] Kei
    That's mean! Kii-chan,
    throw a Soka senbei at her!
[00:50] Kiina
    I mean, it's true. There's no need
    to ever go to Saitama or anything.
[00:53] Kiina
    People even call it "Daworstama."
[00:55] Kei
    That's not true!
[00:56] Kei
    Squeeze out the good parts!
    You know, the dregs!
[00:58] Jin
    She's pretty nasty, too!
[01:00] Kiina
    If there's anything...
    it's how close it is to Tokyo.
[01:03] All
    That's so sad...
[01:04] Kiina
    Ikebukuro's my backyard.
    I know it better than most Tokyoites.
[01:07] Mai
    I can relate! Gifu folks are getting more
    and more knowledgeable about Nagoya!
[01:10] Yanna
    Hey, Mai! Why're ya bein'
    all buddy-buddy with them?!
[01:11] Mai
    Oh, um...
[01:13] Kei
    People from the countryside always
    treat Kanto like a sworn enemy.
[01:16] Kei
    Kinda like how Gifu and Mie put up
    a barrier around everything but Nagoya.
[01:19] Shou
    You mean they're hostile toward
    other cities, but amenable toward Nagoya?
[01:23] Yanna
    What?! I dunno about Gifu,
    but Mie ain't like that!
[01:26] Mai
    What do you mean? Mie isn't any different.
[01:29] Yanna
    Huh?
[01:29] Mai
    What?
[01:30] Yanna
    Gifu ain't nothin' but mountains!
[01:32] Mai
    They turn into ski resorts in winter!
[01:34] Yanna
    What about summer?!
    Gifu's got no beaches or even pools!
[01:36] Mai
    You can have cookouts next
    to a beautiful river!
[01:37] Jin
    C'mon, you two... Yatogame, stop them!
[01:38] Mai
    Gifu has Shirakawa-go, after all!
[01:39] Yanna
    Well, Mie's got the Kumano Kodo!
[01:40] Yato
    Wha...
[01:41] Yato
    They've both got some nice stuff...
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[01:41] Mai
    That's mostly in Wakayama!
[01:42] Jin
    You're so weak at times like this, Yatogame!
[01:44] Mai
    I think you're just arrogant because
    Mie is famous for the Ise Shrine.
[01:47] Yanna
    Well, Takayama in Gifu
    is super popular, too.
[01:49] Mai
    But the Suzuka Circuit in Mie is popular
    among foreigners, so good for you.
[01:52] Yanna
    Well, the Gero Hot Springs are really nice.
[01:55] Yanna
    So on that note, can we scrap
    the talk about disbandin'?
[01:58] Shou
    On what note?!
[01:59] Shou
    Why did they even come here?
[02:01] Shou
    Well, they brought us refreshments,
    so maybe it's worth—
[02:05] Shou
    It's empty!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:09] Rara
    The phrase "but it" serves as a
    conjunction, as in "xxx, but yyy."
[02:14] Rara
    So this sentence translates to,
     "I am not included, but it's okay."
[02:16] Toshika
    That's such a sad example.
[02:19] Rara
    Also, Shizuoka has a similar-sounding phrase,
    "batto ite," which means "to save."
[02:24] Rara
    So this sentence means,
    "Why didn't you save a seat for me?"
[02:28] Toshika
    That's not even English, and it's still sad!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

E5 - More Chicken Wings
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[00:02] Shou
    That photography club is on the fast track
    to disbandment if they keep that up.
SIGN    "More Chicken Wings"
[00:06] Kei
    The Tagane Festival's coming up,
    so they're gonna have a lot to do.
[00:09] Kiina
    We'll be busy, too.
[00:12] Jin
    Huh?!
[00:12] Mai
    It's Yatogame-chan!
[00:14] Mai
    We gotta get her to the nurse's office!
SIGN    Ding
[00:15] Shou
    What happened here?!
SIGN    Straight Up
[00:17] Shou
    What's with the hand?
[00:18] Mai
    That's her chicken wing pose.
[00:19] Shou
    Huh?
SIGN    Mmm
[00:20] Mai
    If a Nagoyan goes too long
    without eating chicken wings,
[00:23] Mai
    they experience withdrawal symptoms.
[00:25] Shou
    Well, it's creepy!
    How do we get her back to normal?
[00:28] Mai
    She should be fine
    if she eats chicken wings.
[00:30] Mai
    She hasn't had any in two weeks!
[00:32] Jin
    That's pretty recent!
[00:33] Shou
    Aonaji! Asaka!
[00:34] Shou
    Weren't there some ingredients leftover
[00:36] Shou
    from the whole chicken
    we cooked in cooking class?
[00:37] Shou
    Cook them and bring them here!
[00:39] Jin
    What kind of cooking class makes that?!
[00:40] Kei
    Aw...
[00:40] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[00:41] Shou
    Move it!
SIGN    15
     
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[00:43] Kei
    Here. Chicken wings.
[00:45] Both
    Wait, why?!
SIGN    Straight Up
[00:46] Mai
    Senpai, listen closely.
[00:48] Mai
    These are not chicken wings.
[00:50] Jin
    That statement would shock even a chicken!
SIGN    ° Her Personal Opinion
[00:52] Mai
    In Nagoya, 99 percent of the time,
    "chicken wings" means the fried kind!
[00:55] Jin
    That's basically 100 percent!
[00:57] Yato
    Sniff, sniff... Wha?!
[00:58] Yanna
    Monaka! I bought ya Furaibo
    and Sekai no Yama-chan!
[01:02] Jin
    She's awake!
SIGN    Crack
[01:03] Yato
    Crack!
[01:03] Yato
    Chomp!
SIGN    Chomp
[01:04] Yato
    All clean!
SIGN    All Clean
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Crack
[01:07] Jin
    Her speed is insane!
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Crack
[01:08] Mai
    Everyone, observe these panels of Yama-chan.
SIGN    How to Eat Chicken Wings According to Yama-chan
SIGN    First, twist here to snap it
     in two.
SIGN    Grab the bigger
     piece of meat
     with your teeth,
     and pull out
     the bone with
     your hand.
SIGN    If any meat
     is left, suck it
     off and leave
     only the bone.
SIGN    The smaller bit has both
     skin and flesh.
SIGN    Eat that,
     too.
SIGN    If you do it
     right, only a
     clean bone will
     be left.
SIGN    It's best when you strip
     it down to the bone,
     the bone♪
SIGN    Now,
     farewell.
SIGN    Flap
    Flap
SIGN    The End
[01:10] Yato
    Anyone who can't eat 'em this way
    don't deserve to live in Nagoya.
[01:13] Jin
    You can lose your right to citizenship
    over chicken wings?!
[01:15] Yanna
    Let's eat 'em together! They're yummy!
[01:17] Jin
    Yama-chan's have more pepper,
[01:19] Jin
    and the Furaibo ones have
    a sweet and salty coating.
[01:21] Yanna
    I could eat 'em forever
    alternatin' between the two!
[01:24] Yato
    If it weren't for Chairman Ohtsubo,
[01:26] Yato
    we wouldn't be able to eat
    these tasty chicken wings.
[01:29] Jin
    Who's that?
[01:30] Yato
    The chairman of Furaibo,
    the shop that first came up
SIGN    Furaibo
[01:32] Yato
    with sweet an' salty chicken wings!
[01:34] Mai
    You work so hard every day.
SIGN    The Original Fried Chicken Wings
[01:36] Mai
    Treat yourself with a visit
    to your local Furaibo today.
[01:38] Mai
    We're waiting for you!
[01:40] Yato
    Furaibo: the original fried chicken wings!
[01:42] Yanna
    You go, Chairman!
[01:43] Jin
    Is this chairman that well-known?!
[01:45] Jin
    Whoa... Suddenly it's just
    a pile of corpses...
[01:47] Yato
    Wha...? They're gone already?
SIGN    Straight Up
[01:51] Jin
    I'll go buy some chicken wings!
[01:53] Mai
    Me, too!
[01:53] Yanna
    Ditto!
[01:54] Shou
    How many does she need to eat
    before she's happy?!
[01:56] Na
    Allow me to explain.
SIGN    5 Wings Makes 1 Serving
SIGN    Yama-chan's Tumbling Mountain of Wings Is a Daily Sight
SIGN    Black
SIGN    On Top of a Drink
[01:58] Na
    Nagoyan chicken wings are a food
    from another dimension
[02:00] Na
    that makes you hungrier the more you eat.
[02:02] Na
    Many Nagoyans will eat ten servings,
    or fifty wings, at once.
[02:05] Shou
    Why did we even come here?
[02:07] Tsuji
    Lady Serura and...
SIGN    Lady Serura
    and
    Tsuji the Butler
[02:09] Serura
    ...Tsuji the Butler.
[02:10] Serura
    Takanawa Gateway is so evo!
SIGN    • Tennozu Isle 
    • Shinagawa Seaside 
    • Tokyo Teleport 
    • Toranomon Hills 
    • Minami-Machida Grandberry Park
[02:12] Serura
    The katakana in the name
    makes it feel so modern!
[02:14] Tsuji
    Tokyo has many stations
    with names like that.
[02:17] Tsuji
    Incidentally, Nagoya also has a station
    name with both kanji and katakana.
SIGN    Evo
[02:20] Serura
    What?! There's seriously more?!
SIGN    Sogo Rihabiri Center
[02:22] Tsuji
    Sogo Rihabiri Center.
[02:24] Tsuji
    Sogo Rihabiri Center... Sogo Rihabiri
    Center... Sogo Rihabiri Center...
SIGN    Sogo
    Rihabiri
    Center
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

E6 - A Woman's Heart Is Complicated
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[00:02] Mai
    I doubt she'll wear it,
SIGN    "A Woman's Heart Is Complicated"
[00:04] Mai
    but I bought a hair pin that'll
    look great on Yatogame-chan.
[00:06] Mai
    Oh! Yatogame-cha—
[00:08] Kei
    How cute! It's perfect for you!
[00:10] Kei
    Look, Mai Mai! Isn't Mona-chan adorable?
[00:12] Yato
    Er... gah...
SIGN    Please let
    me take a
    picture later
[00:15] Mai
    Everyone knows Yatogame-chan is adorable.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Keep an appropriate
     distance from your
     favorite!
[00:17] Mai
    Wait, no! You're too close
    to her! Step back!
[00:20] Kei
    Aw, are you jealous?
[00:24] Kei
    What's that?
[00:25] Mai
    What is that girl's deal?
    Even I've never called her "Mona-chan"!
[00:30] Mai
    I guess I'm just...
[00:33] Yanna
    What's with you, Mai?
[00:34] Jin
    You're acting weird.
[00:35] Yato
    That ain't Tadakusa.
[00:36] Yato
    That's the personality that shows up
[00:38] Yato
    when Tadakusa falls
    all the way to the dark side.
[00:40] Yato
    It's Tadarksa!
[00:41] Both
    Tadarksa?!
[00:43] Jin
    What should we do?
SIGN    Photography
    Club
    Room
[00:44] Yato
    If we can satisfy her heart...
[00:46] Jin
    Should we say nice stuff about Gifu?
[00:48] Yato
    Yeah...
[00:48] Yanna
    Leave it to me!
SIGN    Sweetfish Cake
SIGN    Grilled Sweetfish
SIGN    Sashimi
[00:49] Yanna
    Mai! Gifu's sweetfish is the best
    in the world, ain't it?
SIGN    Toyama
SIGN    Ishikawa
SIGN    Fukui
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    Shiga
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Aichi
[00:52] Mai
    We only eat sweetfish 'cause
    there's no ocean nearby. Pathetic.
[00:56] Mai
    The people of Gifu want to eat tuna, too!
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Tuna
[01:00] Yato
    Gifu's got lotsa tourist spots, like Hida
    Takayama and the Gero Hot Springs!
[01:05] Mai
    Yes, those are in Gifu,
    but they're in the Hida area!
SIGN    Nagoya City
SIGN    Gifu City
SIGN    Gero City
[01:07] Mai
    You have to cross mountains
    and run over fields to get there!
SIGN    Takayama City
SIGN    Hida City
[01:10] Mai
    Who's gonna go there?! Pathetic!
SIGN    Gi
[01:12] Yato
    I can't get past the "Gi" aura!
[01:16] Kei
    A woman's heart is a troublesome thing.
[01:18] Jin
    Going on what you just said...
    Isn't it good to have so much nature?
[01:21] Jin
    It's great that you don't have
    to rely on amusement parks!
[01:23] Mai
    Gifu has Enakyo Wonderland, you know.
[01:25] Jin
    Oops.
[01:26] Mai
    It's the perfect amusement park,
    with so many attractions
SIGN    Enakyo Wonderland
SIGN    Ocarina Painting
SIGN    Kaleidoscope Making 
    Experience Crafting!
SIGN    Wind Chime Painting
SIGN    Over 30 Attractions!!
SIGN    Interact with Animals in
    the Neighboring Enakyo Tenkaien!!
[01:29] Mai
    that you wouldn't think it's in Gifu.
SIGN    The Ena Gorge Is Visible from Every Attraction!!
[01:30] Mai
    And the view of the natural scenery
    from the 50-meter Ferris wheel is glorious!
[01:34] Jin
    Yeah! See? Nature is the best!
[01:36] Mai
    It's nature that's the problem.
[01:37] Jin
    Huh?
[01:38] Mai
    It's closed in winter
    because of all the snow!
SIGN    Days Closed 
    Every Tuesday and Wednesday 
    (open during spring break, Golden Week, Silver Week, and Holidays) 
    Winter
[01:40] Mai
    That's what you get for building
    an amusement park in the mountains!
SIGN    Gi
[01:42] Mai
    There's such a thing as
    too much nature! Pathetic!
[01:45] Mai
    All we ever talk about is our home
    prefectures... Pathetic...
[01:48] Yato
    Tadakusa...
[01:49] Mai
    Just leave me a—
[01:52] Yato
    Tadakusa...
[01:55] Kei
    Mona-chan never calls people by their names.
[01:57] Yanna
    True.
[01:58] Jin
    She's only ever called me "Tokyo."
[02:00] Kei
    But she calls Mai Mai "Tadakusa."
[02:04] Mai
    I have...
[02:06] Mai
    no regrets in my life!
[02:08] Jin
    She's cleansed!
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:10] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:11] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:12] Shiharu
    I'm Mona-nee's favorite! Itemae Shiharu!
[02:15] Nanaho
    I'm Koshiyasu Nanaho.
[02:17] Shiharu
    Anyway, why am I gettin' so little
    screen time this season?
[02:19] Nanaho
    Don't ask me...
[02:21] Shiharu
    The problem is that Nagoyans are so vain!
[02:23] Shiharu
    They oughta treat us equally!
[02:24] Nanaho
    You really wanna be seen, huh?
[02:25] Shiharu
    Staff! Give us the same pay you give them!
[02:28] Nanaho
    You were talking about the pay?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

E7 - They Ain't Just Round
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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Shou
    Many visitors will be here
    for the Dagane Festival next week.
SIGN    Photography Club Improvement Meeting
[00:05] Shou
    Good results there will give you
    much more persuasive power.
[00:08] Shou
    But on the other hand,
    it may be your last chance.
SIGN    "They Ain't Just Round"
[00:11] Jin
    Our last chance...
[00:12] Shou
    I've put together a perfect plan,
    so memorize every detail.
[00:16] Jin
    But it's time to go ho—
[00:17] Shou
    No whining!
[00:19] Jin
    She sure was strict.
[00:21] Mai
    It's already dark.
[00:22] Jin
    The moon's so big.
[00:23] Mai
    Tonight is August's full moon.
[00:25] Yanna
    Cool! Let's have a moon-viewing party!
[00:27] Jin
    Moon-viewing? But we don't
    have anything prepared.
[00:29] Yanna
    Here! Silvergrass!
SIGN    Boom
[00:30] Jin
    That's obviously bamboo!
[00:31] Yanna
    And moon dumplings!
SIGN    Bam
[00:33] Jin
    Those are obviously Akafuku!
[00:35] Mai
    Akafuku doesn't work as moon dumplings.
[00:37] Yanna
    Why not? In Kansai, moon
    dumplings are wrapped in anko!
SIGN    Kansai Moon
     Dumpling
[00:39] Jin
    Aren't moon dumplings usually round?
SIGN    Like This...
[00:41] Yato
    Moon dumplings are s'posed
    to be teardrop-shaped.
[00:43] Jin
    Huh?
[00:44] Yato
    That's the problem with you, Tokyo.
[00:45] Yato
    Don't base everything on Tokyo standards.
[00:48] Yanna
    They're round in Mie, too.
[00:49] Mai
    And in Gifu.
[00:50] Yato
    Wha?!
[00:51] Yanna
    What're teardrop-shaped ones like?
[00:52] Yato
    They were in the school lunch!
    The three-colored ones!
[00:54] Jin
    Oh, the white, pink,
    and green ones on a stick?
[00:57] Yato
    No! The colors are white, pink, and brown!
[01:00] Jin
    Brown?!
[01:00] Yato
    Yes! Like this!
SIGN    Bang
SIGN    Moon Dumpling
[01:02] Jin
    That shape in brown?
SIGN    Ew...
[01:04] Jin
    That's poop.
SIGN    Grawrrr
[01:05] Yato
    No, it ain't! Just hang on a sec!
[01:08] Yato
    See? Look!
SIGN    Ta-dah
[01:09] Jin
    They really are teardrop-shaped!
[01:11] Yato
    Right? I told ya!
[01:12] Yanna
    I remember playin' "moon thieves" as a kid.
[01:15] Yato
    I played that when I visited family.
[01:17] Jin
    You two were that bad as kids?!
[01:19] Yanna
    Huh? We ain't talkin' about bein' real thieves.
SIGN    Sometimes things are left by front doors
SIGN    To the Moon Thieves
SIGN    Please take only 1 each
SIGN    That house
    was super fancy
SIGN    I got 3!!
SIGN    I just got 5!!
SIGN    Kids share information
SIGN    ° In the Tokai region, this only happens in parts of Aichi and Mie
[01:22] Yanna
    At the August full moon,
    even kids can go out walkin' at night,
[01:24] Yanna
    so they go to people's houses
    to get candy and stuff.
SIGN    We did it in
     Ichinomiya, too!
[01:27] Jin
    Oh, so it's like Halloween?
[01:29] Jin
    Is there a line you say,
    like "trick or treat"?
[01:31] Yanna
    Yep!
[01:32] Jin
    Yeah? What is it?
[01:33] Yanna
    We're moon thieves!
SIGN    Announcing Intent to Steal
[01:34] Yato
    Give us yer moon dumplings!
[01:36] Jin
    You announce your intent to steal?!
[01:37] Yanna
    Yeah, so... this is mine now!
[01:38] Jin
    Hey! That was mine!
[01:40] Yato
    Moon thieves are messengers
    sent from the moon.
[01:42] Yanna
    You actually oughta be thankin' us.
[01:45] Jin
    What does that even mean?!
[01:46] Mai
    It's good luck to have children
    steal your moon dumplings.
[01:49] Mai
    It means you'll have a good harvest.
[01:51] Yato
    Bow your head, Tokyo!
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[01:54] Jin
    She'd hit someone!
[01:55] Yanna
    While we were sayin' all that, the moon hid.
[01:57] Mai
    Then why don't we go look
    at a nice moon nearby?
[01:59] Jin
    What does that mean?
[02:00] Mai
    The moon that shines
    on the town of Nagoya...
SIGN    Bunny~
[02:02] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[02:03] Jin
    I mean, yeah, her hair's gold, but...
[02:05] Mai
    Moon-viewing is the best!
[02:06] Na
    Next time, the fateful athletic festival!
[02:07] Jin
    Hey! The moon ran away!
[02:07] Na
    What will happen to the photography club?!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
[02:40] Rara
    Tonight is August's full moon.
[02:41] Recchiri
    The original tradition for this night was
    to offer part of your harvest in thanks.
[02:46] Rika
    And now we offer mochi instead.
[02:48] Rara
    Let's have moon dumplings and tea together.
[02:50] Recchiri
    Oh, thank you.
[02:52] Rika
    Why are these dumplings... sunken?
[02:53] Lala
    It's navel mochi.
[02:55] Recchiri
    Navel?
[02:55] Recchiri
    Do you harvest navel oranges in Shizuoka?
[02:58] Rara
    Not that "navel"!

E8 - Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet
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SIGN    Dagane High School Athletic Festival
SIGN    Red Team
SIGN    "Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet"
[00:02] Mai
    The time has finally come 
    to show the fruits of our practice.
[00:03] Kiina
    The Dagane Festival is back in town!
[00:05] Kiina
    Throw your whole body down!
[00:05] Jin
    I'm getting kinda nervous.
[00:07] Kiina
    The weather's sunny and fine!
[00:07] Mai
    To keep our club alive, each photo
    we take has to be special!
[00:08] Kiina
    Leave that soft attitude behind!
[00:10] Jin
    Whoever's broadcasting sure
    is chipper. Who is that?
[00:10] Kiina
    Show how much you've grown! 
    Grasp glory! Say whoo!
[00:13] Kiina
    Bringing you the live coverage is the
    student council treasurer, Asaka Kiina!
SIGN    Hey Man!
[00:16] Jin
    It's you?!
[00:18] Kiina
    Kickin' off with the bread-eating race!
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Yatogame
[00:20] Yato
    Gah...
[00:21] Jin
    What's wrong with Yatogame?
[00:23] Mai
    Could it be...
[00:24] Mai
    Gin Choco W and Gin Choco Roll!
    Who would be so cruel?!
[00:28] Jin
    What do you mean?
[00:29] Jin
    Are these types of bread
    I see all the time bad?
[00:30] Mai
    Yes, Gin Choco W is by Fuji Baking Group,
[00:32] Mai
    and Gin Choco Roll is by Pasco!
    They're both based in Nagoya!
[00:36] Jin
    They are?!
[00:37] Yato
    I can't choose between 'em...
[00:39] Yato
    Gin Choco W has two layers of cream,
[00:41] Yato
    but Gin Choco Roll has milk and chocolate
    whipped creams! They're both tasty!
[00:45] Mai
    For Yatogame-chan, this is like having to
    choose between her mother and father!
[00:50] Jin
    It's as serious as a divorce?!
[00:52] Kiina
    Bread-eating race! Total mania
    in your face! Next pair!
SIGN    Sasatsu
[00:56] Yanna
    I'm winnin' this one!
[00:58] Jin
    Go, Sasatsu!
[01:01] Yanna
    Too hard...
[01:02] Jin
    Huh?
[01:03] Mai
    Jin-senpai, that's hardtack
    from Iwase Bread in Osu.
[01:06] Jin
    Hardtack? What is that? Is it hard?
[01:08] Mai
    You can hammer nails with it.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Osu specialty 
    Hardtack from
     Iwase Bread 
    500 yen for a 10-pack
     (tax included)
[01:09] Jin
    How is that bread?!
[01:10] Yanna
    I grew up on Azuki Bars and Iga katayaki!
[01:14] Yanna
    Don't underestimate the people of Mie!
[01:16] Yanna
    Ya gotta soften it with your spit and then
    scrape it apart with your front teeth.
SIGN    Crunch Crunch Crunch
[01:20] Jin
    That's tedious!
[01:21] Jin
    We managed to make it to lunch break.
[01:23] Mai
    We took lots of pictures.
[01:24] Shou
    Photography club, I applaud your efforts.
SIGN    Aonaji
SIGN    Kochikashi
[01:27] Kei
    Have the leftovers from
    the bread-eating race.
[01:29] Yanna
    Ooh! Lucky us!
[01:30] Rara
    You have bread, but no Noppo bread?
[01:32] Jin
    Noppo bread?
[01:33] Rara
    It has a picture of
    a giraffe on the package.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Noppo bread is a popular 
    soul food in Shizuoka. It's a long,
     34cm roll with cream sandwiched
     in the middle. It's been featured
     in a collaboration with a hit anime.
     (°goods available in Shizuoka only).
SIGN    Official name
    is "Noppo"
SIGN    A full 
    34cm long!!
[01:35] Rara
    It's really long, and different
    flavors have different illustrations.
[01:38] Mai
    Noppo bread is only sold in Shizuoka.
[01:40] Rara
    Tadakusa-san, how do you know about it?!
SIGN    Shine
[01:42] Rara
    Are you actually interested in Shizuoka?!
[01:44] Mai
    Oh, uh... y-yes...
[01:45] Rara
    Yay! You know what else Shizuoka has?!
[01:47] Mai
    I can't tell her it was
    for an anime promotion!
[01:50] Shou
    It seems the photography club kids
    are taking their task seriously.
[01:53] Kei
    Yeah.
[01:54] Kiina
    Not enough, yo! Send 'em back to Tokyo!
[01:56] Shou
    Perhaps we'll have good news
    for the chairman—
[01:58] Mom
    Excuse me, you three.
[02:00] Shou
    Yes?
[02:01] Mom
    My name is Dobe.
    I was called here by the school.
[02:03] Mom
    Could you show me where I need to go?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
[02:06] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:09] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, this is bamboo shoot bread!
[02:11] Jandara
    It's considered legendary because you
    can only buy it in Toyokawa in winter.
[02:15] Teppei
    So it contains the legendary
    winter-sprouting bamboo shoots?
[02:18] Jandara
    Nope. It's a winter exclusive
    because the cream in it melts.
[02:21] Jandara
    It only looks like a bamboo shoot.
[02:23] Na
    Teppei thought, "But don't
    all cornets look like that?"
[02:26] Na
    But he couldn't say it.
[02:27] Jandara
    This is my reason for living
    through half the year.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4

E9 - Welcome, Honored Guest
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[00:02] Shou
    Thank you for taking the time to come.
[00:04] Mom
    No trouble. The chairman and I go way back.
SIGN    "Welcome, Honored Guest"
[00:08] Mom
    Are those the photography club kids?
[00:11] Mom
    It hasn't been disbanded yet?
[00:13] Mom
    I have to do something
    before Serura goes crazy!
[00:17] Mom
    I'll observe them in secret first.
[00:17] Kiina
    Afternoon begin! Watch the big ball spin!
[00:19] Kiina
    The ball is your friend!
    Starboard to the end!
[00:22] Mai
    Reminds me of the golden ball in Osu.
[00:23] Yato
    Yep!
[00:24] Mom
    Golden ball?! Did that sweet
    young girl just talk about balls?!
[00:27] Shou
    What's the matter, ma'am?!
[00:29] Mom
    These kids are unbelievable!
[00:30] Kiina
    The three-legged race is next!
SIGN    Jin
[00:34] Yanna
    C'mon! Ya gotta stick
    closer or we can't run!
SIGN    Three-Legged Race
[00:36] Jin
    Yeah, but...
[00:37] Mom
    Her chest is touching him! How shameless!
SIGN    Jump Rope
[00:42] Mom
    Look at her bounce!
SIGN    Ball Toss
[00:44] Mom
    Balls again?!
SIGN    ° Mom Is Panicking
[00:45] Shou
    M-Ma'am?
[00:47] Mom
    These kids are so shameless and bouncy
    and always talking about balls!
[00:50] Mom
    I have to get their club shut down!
[00:52] Shou
    It might be heatstroke!
    To the nurse's office, quick!
[00:54] Kiina
    Next up is a dance
    by the girls of our school.
[00:57] Yato
    Why do I gotta dress like this?
[00:59] Mai
    Heck yes! Thank you, world!
[01:03] Jin
    Are you gonna be able to dance like that?
[01:05] Yato
    Don't ya worry!
[01:07] Yato
    I've trained by doin' the Domatsuri
    dance recognized by Guinness!
[01:09] Jin
    Domatsuri? Guinness?!
[01:11] Mai
    She's talking about the Nippon Dommannaka
    Festival that's held every year in Nagoya.
SIGN    Held for 3 days at the end of every August
     About 20,000 people in 200 teams dance in the streets of Nagoya
[01:15] Jin
    They really want you to know
    it's in the center of Japan!
[01:17] Mai
    It's called the "group dance,"
    and everyone present joins in.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    The "Domatsuri" is held
     every year with the
     concept of "Nobody
     attends. Everybody
     participates." 
    It's also held online, so
     check it out!
[01:20] Mai
    Seeing thousands of people
    dance together is incredible!
[01:22] Jin
    Thousands? Is the entire
    population of Nagoya there?
[01:25] Mai
    Senpai, do you think Nagoya
    is some little village?
[01:27] Rara
    It's time, guys.
[01:30] Mom
    Goodness...
[01:32] Mom
    What a lovely dance.
[01:33] Mom
    They must have practiced a lot.
[01:40] Mom
    Greetings, photography club members.
[01:43] Mom
    I was just reporting to the chairman
    that I have an issue with your club.
[01:48] All
    Huh?!
[01:49] Mom
    But you all had such nice smiles.
[01:51] Mom
    And you were working so hard.
[01:53] Mom
    I'm relieved to see you're all good kids.
[01:55] Mom
    I do think you went a bit
    too far at times, though...
[01:59] Jin
    So the thing about disbanding...
[02:00] Mom
    I'll talk to the chairman
    and have that plan revoked.
[02:03] Yanna
    All right!
[02:04] Jin
    Thank you!
[02:06] Jin
    But now that I think about it,
[02:07] Jin
    didn't this all start because
    you got the wrong idea?
[02:10] Yanna
    Hang on a sec! This guy just has no tact!
[02:13] Mai
    That's right! He's incredibly dense
    and completely tactless!
[02:16] Yato
    No tact at all!
[02:17] Jin
    No one's defending me?!
[02:19] Na
    In any case, the club escaped disbandment.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
[02:53] Recchiri
    Good work today, Shonai-sensei.
[02:55] Rara
    There's a place in Shizuoka
    called "Ball Drop Valley."
[02:57] Teachers
    Ball drop?!
SIGN    Balls!!

E10 - So Many Norms
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[00:02] Tsuji
    Milady, it is time to leave.
SIGN    "So Many Norms"
[00:05] Serura
    There's Narita a day I don't
    wish I wasn't a Hills girl!
[00:07] Tsuji
    I see.
[00:08] Serura
    Roppongi Hills has fancy apartments,
    a movie theater, and clothing stores!
SIGN    Cinema 
    Mall 
    Food
[00:12] Serura
    I'd never have to go outside!
[00:14] Tsuji
    Milady, "Roppongi Hills" is the
    name of an entire complex.
[00:17] Tsuji
    It is not a single building.
[00:19] Tsuji
    It is not a single building.
[00:21] Tsuji
    It is not a single building.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    "Roppongi Hills" is not the 
    name of a building, but the 
    name given to a complex 
    housing many facilities,
     including a 238m office 
    skyscraper, apartments, 
    hotels, a TV station, 
    commercial buildings, and
     more. Many who live outside 
    of Tokyo fall into this trap!
[00:23] Toshika
    My name is Jin Toshika.
[00:25] Toshika
    I moved to this remote area, Nagoya, in the
    spring of my first year of high school.
[00:29] Toshika
    Oh, now I'm at a convenience store
    to buy something I can eat for lunch later!
[00:33] Toshika
    What is this?!
SIGN    Shigure
[00:34] Toshika
    Shigure?!
[00:35] Toshika
    Is this meant to be an offering
    to some death god
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Shigureni is a type of 
    preserves made by 
    simmering shelled clams or 
    other shellfish with ginger. 
    It originated as a specialty of 
    Kuwana, Mie, where it is 
    traditionally made with 
    orient clams, and it spread to 
    the rest of Japan from there.
[00:37] Toshika
    that connects this world
    with the afterlife?!
[00:39] Toshika
    Please spare my life...
[00:40] Lady
    Ma'am?!
[00:41] Rika
    Shonai-sensei, you brought
    gyoza in your bento?
[00:43] Rara
    Yeah, though it's frozen gyoza
    since I was short on time.
[00:46] Rara
    In Shizuoka, gyoza isn't complete
    without boiled bean sprouts.
SIGN    Nom Nom
[00:50] Rika
    Oh, speaking of...
SIGN    With Lots
     of Veggies
[00:51] Rika
    I had Utsunomiya gyoza when I went
    to Tochigi, and it was super good!
[00:56] Rara
    I... see...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    The cities of Hamamatsu, 
    Shizuoka, and Utsunomiya, 
    Tochigi, are rivals for the 
    highest gyoza consumption in 
    Japan. Hamamatsu held first 
    place for three years starting 
    in 2014, but it lost its throne 
    in 2017. The subject is a land 
    mine for Rara-chan!
[00:57] Rika
    Wait, Shonai-sensei, what... why?!
[01:00] Kei
    What're you drinking there, Kii-chan?
[01:02] Kiina
    Wataboku Coffee Milk.
    It's a staple in Saitama.
SIGN    Made with 90% Milk 
    
    Wataboku 
    Coffee Milk
[01:05] Kei
    A staple, huh?
[01:06] Kei
    I guess our staple in Chiba
    would be Bakuga Jelly.
SIGN    Bakuga Jelly
[01:08] Kei
    It's cocoa-flavored, and it's
     really sweet and tasty.
[01:10] Kei
    What about you, Shou-chan?
[01:12] Kei
    Do you get shumai in school
    lunches in Yokohama?
[01:14] Shou
    First of all, it's not "shumai."
    It's "siu mai."
SIGN    Shumai 
    Siu Mai
[01:17] Shou
    People in Kanagawa don't
    eat a lot of siu mai,
[01:19] Shou
    though I do like it.
[01:20] Kei
    So nitpicky...
[01:21] Shou
    Also, very few public middle schools in
     Kanagawa used to offer school lunches.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Every year, more and more 
    public middle schools in 
    Kanagawa offer school lunches, 
    many of them backing the 
    provision as a child support 
    program. Since different regions 
    offer different foods, such as 
    Wataboku and Bakuga Jelly, 
    future talks about school lunches 
    should prove quite interesting.
[01:25] Shou
    They thought lunches prepared
    for children by their guardians,
[01:29] Shou
    who knew them well, were better.
[01:30] Kei
    Uh-huh. That's nice.
[01:32] Shou
    What is?!
[01:32] Shiharu
    Ugh! This is so irritatin'!
[01:34] Nanaho
    What's wrong?
[01:35] Shiharu
    I'm chattin' with Mona-nee right now,
[01:37] Shiharu
    but when I type "ya de," this happens!
SIGN    "In the shop"
[01:38] Nanaho
    So?
[01:39] Shiharu
    It's so annoyin' when it autocorrects
    me to somethin' normal!
[01:42] Nanaho
    You're always so energetic, Shiharu-chan.
[01:44] Nanaho
    Why don't ya go for a little run?
[01:46] Shiharu
    Huh? Why?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Other common autocorrects 
    of the Osaka dialect include 
    "honma ni" -> "in the room." 
    Also, "You're so energetic. 
    Why don't ya go for a run?" 
    really means "You're making 
    too much noise. Go away." 
    Who knows if that should be 
    considered ambiguous or 
    tactful? The meaning of any 
    word depends on who's 
    saying it.
[01:48] Yanna
    Sharing contact is important! Gyutora!
[01:50] Jin
    What song is that?
SIGN    Sharing Contact Is Important
SIGN    Gyutora
[01:51] Yanna
    The jingle for Gyutora,
    a supermarket in southern Mie.
[01:54] Jin
    Seems like there are a lot of local
    supermarkets in the country.
[01:56] Jin
    What about Gifu?
[01:57] Mai
    I don't think Gifu has a local supermarket.
[01:59] Mai
    They're almost all Valor.
[02:00] Jin
    Barlow?
[02:01] Mai
    Not Barlow! Valor! They're everywhere!
[02:04] Yato
    Ain't no way ya don't know Valor!
[02:06] Yanna
    It's in Mie, too.
[02:07] Rara
    Shizuoka also has them.
[02:08] Mai
    You drink Valor milk, don't you?
[02:10] Jin
    A drink I don't know
    from a store I don't know!
[02:12] Mai
    Senpai, it's the local supermarket's
    closeness to the region
[02:15] Mai
    that makes it the symbol of that region.
[02:17] Yato
    "Love your hometown" is Yoshizuya's slogan!
[02:20] Jin
    I see.
[02:20] Yato
    Nagoya has Nafco, Yamanaka,
    Apita, Piago, and Kanesue!
[02:24] Jin
    How many local supermarkets do you need?!
[02:25] Yato
    There're a bunch more, too!
[02:27] Na
    The things that are the norm in each region
[02:29] Na
    are the norm to those
    who live in that region.
[02:31] Na
    Even for people throughout Japan,
[02:33] Na
    things that are the norm to Japanese
    people are just the norm to them.
[02:36] Na
    Cultural festivals, for example.
[02:37] Na
    Every student in Japan takes part in them,
    but they're rare elsewhere in the world.
[02:41] Na
    But Japanese people don't know that.
    They just see it as the norm.
[02:45] Na
    Learn things you don't know.
[02:46] Na
    The moment we realize that what we
    consider the norm isn't the norm,
[02:48] Na
    perhaps that is when humans
    and cultures truly come together.
SIGN    Leave This Impure World
SIGN    Seek Rebirth in the Pure Land
SIGN    Matsudaira Motoyasu
SIGN    Dagane High School 
    Dagane Festival
[02:52] Teppei
    Senpai, what are you looking at?
[02:55] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, are you free this weekend?
[02:58] Teppei
    Huh?!