# Season 4
# E1 - It's Smack in the Middle
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Umezu Hideyuki
(Aichi Prefecture)
**[00:00] Umezu**
* Many scenes in this program will appear*
* to present a biased view*
**[00:03] Umezu**
* of the people of Nagoya*
* and the surrounding region.*
**[00:05] Umezu**
* Please bear in mind that these scenes*
* are strictly the opinions of the characters*
**[00:07] Umezu**
*and may not represent reality,*
**[00:08] Umezu**
* and enjoy it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jin Kaito
High school
second-year
Has joined the
photography club
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Sasatsu Yanna
High school second-year
Photography club
president
Sleeps a lot
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa Mai
First-year
Loves cute things
***SIGN*** Animago
**[00:17] Na**
*Sometimes Yatogame wonders...*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka
High school first-year
who loves Nagoya
***SIGN*** Hmmm
**[00:19] Na**
*Is Nagoya part of Kanto or Kansai?*
***SIGN*** Eastern Devil
**[00:21] Jin**
Kansai, obviously!
**[00:22] Jin**
The New Comedy Troupe plays
on Saturday afternoons,
**[00:24] Jin**
and the food's super rich!
**[00:25] Jin**
It's clearly in Kansai!
***SIGN*** Western Devil
**[00:27] Yato**
Nah, it's Kanto!
**[00:28] Yato**
There's no Kansai dialect,
the people are proud,
**[00:30] Yato**
and they say "Mac" instead of "McD's"!
**[00:32] Yato**
That makes it Kanto! Not that I'd know!
**[00:33] Jin**
Kansai!
***SIGN*** Eastern Devil
**[00:34] Yato**
Kanto!
***SIGN*** Western Devil
**[00:35] Yato**
Quit tryin' to dump Nagoya
off on each other!
**[00:37] Jin**
Where'd that come from?!
**[00:38] Jin**
You wondered if Nagoya
was in Kanto or Kansai?
**[00:41] Mai**
Aichi, Gifu, and Mie are sometimes
called Tokai, Chubu,
***SIGN*** "It's Smack in the Middle"
**[00:43] Mai**
and even Chukyo.
**[00:45] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:46] Yanna**
I hear that a lot, but what's it mean?
***SIGN*** Kyoto
***SIGN*** Nagoya
***SIGN*** Tokyo
**[00:48] Mai**
Apparently it's because the region
is right between Kyoto and Tokyo.
**[00:52] Yanna**
Oh, so Chukyo is the "kyo" of Kyoto,
the "kyo" of Tokyo, and "chu" for "middle"!
**[00:55] Yanna**
That makes sense!
**[00:56] Rara**
Stop!
**[00:57] Rara**
Shizuoka gets left behind
as part of the Tokai region as it is!
***SIGN*** Yatoga MEMO
***SIGN*** Shonai Rara
Photography club advisor
Is often left out
***SIGN*** °Chukyo includes only Aichi, Gifu, and Mie
**[01:00] Rara**
It'll never fit into Chukyo!
**[01:03] Rara**
I'm hardcore opposed to Chukyo!
**[01:05] Jin**
Opposing it won't help...
**[01:06] Yato**
Still, there ain't no denyin'
Nagoya's smack in the middle of Japan!
**[01:09] Jin**
No, Japan's center is Tokyo.
**[01:11] Mai**
Yatogame-chan, I think Gifu's the one
at the center of Japan.
**[01:15] Yato**
Wha?!
**[01:15] Mai**
Assuming everyone in Japan weighs the same,
**[01:18] Mai**
the location where it strikes
the best balance is Gifu!
***SIGN*** Gifu Prefecture
**[01:20] Mai**
It's Gujo!
***SIGN*** Gujo
**[01:21] Jin**
Why the heck would you base it on that?!
***SIGN*** Nihon Manmannaka Center
**[01:23] Mai**
Above all, Nihon Manmannaka
Center is there!
**[01:25] Jin**
That's a bold name!
**[01:27] Rara**
It's Shizuoka!
It's right in the middle of the Tokaido!
**[01:29] Yanna**
Nah, it's Mie!
**[01:30] Yanna**
It formed the Republic of Central Japan
with Gifu and some others!
**[01:32] Mai**
It's Gifu!
**[01:33] Yato**
It's Nagoya!
**[01:34] Jin**
Argh! Quit talking over each other!
**[01:35] Jin**
I'll just look it up online!
***SIGN*** Shibukawa City, Gunma Prefecture:
The center when you make a circle
stretching from Hokkaido to Kyushu.
***SIGN*** Sano City, Tochigi Prefecture:
The intersection when you draw lines from
the northernmost point and the southernmost
point, and the Pacific coast to the Sea of
Japan coast, and connect their centers.
***SIGN*** Nirasaki City, Yamanashi Prefecture:
The intersection when you draw lines from the
northernmost point and the southernmost point,
and the easternmost point to the westernmost point.
***SIGN*** Nishiwaki City, Hyogo Prefecture:
Located at exactly 135 degrees east and 35 degrees north
***SIGN*** Ogawa Village, Nagano Prefecture:
The center if Honshu were represented as a single flat board.
**[01:43] Jin**
I think I don't really care anymore.
**[01:45] Yato**
Yep!
**[01:45] Mai**
Agreed!
**[01:46] Rara**
Want some tea?
**[01:47] Yanna**
I want mine hot!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Dobe Serura
Middle school third-year
Wants to go to Tokyo
Easily gets
the wrong idea
**[02:19] Mom**
Serura-chan, how was your
high school orientation?
**[02:23] Serura**
Oh, that school was super non-evo.
***SIGN*** Yatoga MEMO
***SIGN*** Serura's mom
Has the talent to be
a helicopter mother
**[02:25] Serura**
And the photography club
had some real scary folks!
**[02:27] Serura**
They tricked my friend!
**[02:29] Mom**
Really?
**[02:30] Serura**
Really! I was like, please
do somethin' about this!
**[02:33] Serura**
So please let me go to school in Tokyo—
**[02:35] Mom**
Not a chance! Do you know
how much that would cost?
**[02:37] Serura**
You're so stingy!
Our family's rich, ain't it?!
**[02:40] Mom**
We're rich *because* we're stingy.
**[02:42] Serura**
You only pay Tsuji 800 yen
per hour to work for us!
***SIGN*** Yatoga MEMO
***SIGN*** Tsuji Masahide
Butler serving the Dobe family
Forces Serura to see reality
Highly skilled attendant
**[02:45] Tsuji**
I do receive a bit more than that.
**[02:47] Mom**
Honestly...
**[02:48] Mom**
Tsuji, contact that
school's chairman for me.
**[02:51] Tsuji**
Certainly.
**[02:52] Mom**
Serura-chan's friend was put in danger.
**[02:55] Mom**
We might just have to get
that photography club shut down.
# E2 - Welcome, Student Council President
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU85772/welcome-student-council-president)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:02] Rara**
*What should I do?*
**[00:04] Rara**
*I never thought this would happen...*
**[00:06] Teacher**
Shonai-sensei.
***SIGN*** "Welcome, Student Council President"
**[00:07] Teacher**
The principal wants to see you.
**[00:09] Rara**
Okay!
**[00:09] Rara**
What?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Rara**
Disband the club?
***SIGN*** D
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**[00:13] Rara**
*How am I going to tell them?*
**[00:15] Yanna**
Hey, know what I was thinkin'?
**[00:16] Yanna**
Everyone sees the shapes
of prefectures differently, right?
**[00:19] Jin**
Oh, yeah, I guess so.
**[00:21] Yanna**
I think Aichi looks like a crab!
**[00:23] Yato**
A crab? It can't be a crab!
***SIGN*** Dinosaur
***SIGN*** Kangaroo
**[00:25] Yato**
Ain't it a kangaroo
or a dinosaur or somethin'?
**[00:26] Yanna**
Ain't that a bit forced?
**[00:28] Yanna**
Mai, what's Gifu?
**[00:29] Mai**
Gifu is amazing! It looks just like a dog!
***SIGN*** Woof
**[00:31] Yanna**
A dog? Like this?
**[00:33] Mai**
No, no! Look, you just do this!
***SIGN*** Wan!!
**[00:35] Yato**
That's a melon soda from Komeda.
**[00:37] Jin**
Can't you just call it a boot?
**[00:38] Mai**
It's not! It's a poodle!
**[00:40] Yanna**
Mie could be a boomerang,
***SIGN*** Hi-yah
**[00:41] Yanna**
or maybe an electric guitar!
**[00:43] Yato**
A half-eaten chicken wing.
***SIGN*** Ding
**[00:44] Jin**
Quit linking them to Nagoya!
These are different prefectures!
**[00:47] Rara**
*Everyone's forgotten about Shizuoka...*
**[00:49] Jin**
What about Shizuoka?
**[00:51] Rara**
*Shizuoka's shaped like a goldfish!*
**[00:53] Yanna**
If you flip it, it kinda
looks like Hokkaido.
**[00:56] Rara**
* Why do you have to link*
* another place to it?!*
**[00:58] Mai**
What about Tokyo?
**[00:59] Rara**
*You're done with Shizuoka already?!*
**[01:01] Jin**
If you just look at the 23 special wards,
it looks like Yamanashi.
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[01:03] Yanna**
It'd work a little better
if it didn't stick out right here.
**[01:07] Jin**
Well, Machida is practically in Kanagawa.
**[01:10] Shou**
Then give Machida back to us!
***SIGN*** Student Council President
**[01:12] Shou**
Listen! Until the Meiji era,
Machida belonged to Kanagawa!
**[01:15] Shou**
Letters addressed to "Machida,
Kanagawa" are still delivered correctly!
**[01:18] Jin**
Who are you?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Kochikashi Shou
High school second-year
From Kanagawa
Hates losing
**[01:19] Shou**
I'm Kochikashi Shou,
the student council president.
**[01:22] Mai**
She's from Kanagawa.
**[01:24] Yanna**
Is Kanagawa known for anything?
**[01:26] Yato**
Huh...
**[01:26] Shou**
Are you mad?!
**[01:27] Mai**
You know, there's Chinatown, for one.
**[01:29] Yanna**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Yokohama
**[01:29] Yanna**
So it's Yokohama Prefecture!
***SIGN*** Prefecture
**[01:31] Shou**
I'll drop you in Minato Mirai to drown.
**[01:35] Shou**
Do you guys realize the position you're in?
**[01:36] Yanna**
What d'ya mean?
**[01:37] Shou**
Hasn't Shonai-sensei told you?
**[01:40] Yanna**
Rara-chan?
***SIGN*** I neglected my duty
**[01:43] Shou**
We've investigated
the photography club's activities,
**[01:47] Shou**
and all that stood out was a bronze
medal in a minor contest.
***SIGN*** Bronze
**[01:50] Yanna**
Hey, bronze is plenty good!
**[01:51] Shou**
The ball sports tournament photos you
were asked to take came out blurry.
**[01:54] Jin**
Gulp!
**[01:55] Shou**
You make a mess eating snacks
in the courtyard.
**[01:56] Yato**
Hey!
**[01:57] Shou**
And the biggest issue is that you
deceived a student at orientation.
**[02:02] Shou**
Therefore, the school has issued you
a notice to re-examine your activities.
**[02:07] Shou**
Come in.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Aonaji Kei
Student Council Vice President
Second-year, from Chiba
Believes she's adorable
**[02:08] Shou**
We, the student council, work to ensure
the freedom of all students.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Asaka Kiina
Student Council Treasurer
Second-year, from Saitama
Lacks confidence
in many areas
**[02:12] Shou**
We must begin by determining whether
your club is practicing freedom or negligence.
**[02:18] Shou**
The three of us will be
observing the photography club
**[02:21] Shou**
and submitting a report to the school.
**[02:24] Shou**
Depending on what the report says...
**[02:26] Shou**
The photography club may be disbanded.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E3 - Ya Can't Say That
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U23X1W/ya-cant-say-that)
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***SIGN*** °
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***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:02] (Flashback) Shou**
We'll begin observing you next week.
***SIGN*** "Ya Can't Say That"
**[00:04] (Flashback) Shou**
I suggest you prepare yourselves.
**[00:06] Jin**
We'll be disbanded
if we don't handle this well, huh?
**[00:08] Jin**
* The mood in the club room has been kind*
* of awkward since what happened yesterday.*
**[00:09] Mai**
The president sure is late.
**[00:11] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:12] Jin**
* And in the middle of all this,*
* Sasatsu's late.*
**[00:15] Yanna**
I can't accept this! I'm launchin' a raid!
**[00:17] Yato**
Yeah!
**[00:18] Jin**
A raid?! You're so violent!
***SIGN*** T
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***SIGN*** Students Who Have No Official Business Here May Not Enter.
**[00:21] Mai**
I guess this is the student council office.
**[00:23] Yato**
Yep...
**[00:23] Jin**
Sasatsu, what's that?
**[00:25] Yanna**
A little gift.
**[00:26] Jin**
You said this was a raid.
I guess you still have some good sense, huh?
**[00:29] Yanna**
This is first-day-of-the-month
mochi from Akafuku!
**[00:32] Yanna**
It's only sold on the first day
of every month except January!
**[00:34] Yanna**
And it has a same-day expiration date!
**[00:35] Yanna**
It's a different type of mochi
every month! It's priceless!
**[00:38] Jin**
Today's the second.
Isn't it past the expiration date?
**[00:41] Yanna**
This is just the box.
***SIGN*** She Ate the Contents
**[00:43] Yanna**
Ain't no way I'm givin' this to them.
**[00:45] Jin**
You're too belligerent!
**[00:46] Yanna**
Excuse me!
**[00:49] Kei**
Welcome to my student council office.
**[00:51] Shou**
It's not *your* student council office!
**[00:53] Shou**
Don't sit in the president's
seat without permission!
**[00:55] Kiina**
Stupid president.
**[00:56] Shou**
What's with you two?!
**[00:58] Shou**
I apologize for that shameful display.
**[01:00] Shou**
You two! Introduce yourselves!
**[01:01] Jin**
She's like a mother.
***SIGN*** Student Council
Vice President
**[01:03] Kei**
Aonaji from Chiba. I'm the vice president.
**[01:06] Jin**
You said the "vice" part so quietly!
**[01:08] Kiina**
Asaka Kiina. Treasurer. From Saitama.
***SIGN*** Student Council Treasurer
**[01:11] Jin**
And you're just quiet to begin with!
**[01:12] Shou**
Speak clearly!
**[01:13] Kei**
Not so loud!
**[01:14] Kiina**
Stupid president.
**[01:15] Jin**
You really don't get along!
**[01:16] Yanna**
This is for you. Please take it.
**[01:18] Jin**
She's...
**[01:19] Shou**
Well, thank you.
**[01:20] Shou**
Aonaji, give them those things.
**[01:22] Kei**
Here.
***SIGN*** Dove Sablé
**[01:23] Shou**
You're so well-prepared!
**[01:24] Shou**
These are dove sablé from Kanagawa.
**[01:26] Both**
Huh?
**[01:27] Shou**
What? Go on, don't be shy.
**[01:28] Yanna**
Aren't dove sablé a Tokyo souvenir?
**[01:30] Yato**
Yep.
**[01:31] Jin**
They're not. They do sell them
in Tokyo, too, but—
**[01:33] Shou**
That's right, you bumpkins!
**[01:35] Shou**
Dove sablé are a traditional
snack of Kamakura!
**[01:37] Yanna**
Kamakura's in Kanagawa?
**[01:38] Shou**
We have to start *there*?!
**[01:39] Mai**
I didn't know dove sables were a Kanagawa
thing. I don't know much about Kanto.
***SIGN*** Sablé
**[01:42] Shou**
It's "sablé"! Get the accent right!
**[01:44] Jin**
They sell Akafuku at Nagoya Station, too.
***SIGN*** Akafuku
**[01:46] Jin**
Isn't it Nagoya Station's
top-selling souvenir?
**[01:49] Yato**
Akafuku ain't a Nagoya souvenir!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** At the main Akafuku store
in Ise, you can watch
Akafuku mochi being made in
real time. Try the fresh mochi
right in the store with
fragrant coarse green tea!
**[01:51] Yanna**
They taste better if ya get 'em
from the main store in Ise!
**[01:53] Jin**
Sorry.
**[01:53] Kei**
Talk about sad, Shou-chan.
They won't even listen to you.
**[01:56] Kei**
That's how it is for Kanagawa.
**[01:58] Kei**
There's no reason to go to Kanagawa
when Tokyo's right there.
**[02:01] Shou**
What?!
**[02:01] Shou**
Yokohama in Kanagawa is one
of Japan's three greatest cities!
**[02:04] Jin**
I've heard that key word before!
**[02:06] Yato**
One of Japan's three
greatest cities is Nagoya!
**[02:10] Sho**
Excuse me?
**[02:11] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Eat Up
***SIGN*** Toyohashi Anmaki
***SIGN*** Chiryu Large Anmaki
**[02:14] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, I bought you some anmaki.
***SIGN*** Anmaki
**[02:17] Teppei**
It's like a cylindrical dorayaki. I like it.
***SIGN*** Dorayaki
***SIGN*** Tiny Bit
**[02:19] Jandara**
And this shape allows it
to hold a lot more an.
**[02:23] Teppei**
Leave it to Aichi to think of that!
But the calories...
**[02:26] Jandara**
There's anmaki tempura, too.
**[02:27] Teppei**
That adds yet another level of calories!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E4 - A Battle I Can't Go Losin
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5MZW/a-battle-i-cant-go-losin)
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***SIGN*** °
D
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***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:02] Na**
* Is Japan's third-greatest city*
* Yokohama or Nagoya?*
**[00:06] Na**
* Thus begins a battle*
* neither can afford to lose!*
**[00:08] Shou**
Calling Nagoya the third-greatest
city in Japan is a real laugh.
***SIGN*** Japan's Population
***SIGN*** 1. Tokyo
***SIGN*** 2. Kanagawa
***SIGN*** 3. Osaka
***SIGN*** 4. Aichi
***SIGN*** °As of December 2021
**[00:11] Shou**
Kanagawa's population is greater
than that of Osaka,
**[00:13] Shou**
which is considered number two.
***SIGN*** 1. Tokyo
***SIGN*** 2. Osaka
***SIGN*** 3. Aichi
***SIGN*** Daytime to Nighttime Population Ratio
***SIGN*** 44. Kanagawa
***SIGN*** °Data gathered in Heisei 22
**[00:14] Yato**
Only 'cause people
are spillin' over from Tokyo.
**[00:17] Shou**
If Tokyo were to fall,
Kanagawa would be the capital!
**[00:19] Kei**
Kanagawa's got nothing going
for it except Yokohama.
***SIGN*** "A Battle I Can't Go Losin'"
**[00:22] Yato**
Yep!
**[00:22] Shou**
Well, there's even less in Chiba!
**[00:24] Kei**
Not true! Maihama has both Land
and Sea, which are world-famous!
**[00:27] Kei**
And German Village, too!
**[00:28] Yanna**
Doesn't Land have "Tokyo" in its name?
**[00:30] Mai**
I think German Village
has "Tokyo" attached, too.
**[00:32] Jin**
Come on, does it really matter
what the third-greatest city is?
**[00:35] Both**
It does!
**[00:36] Kei**
And what's wrong with having
"Tokyo" in the name, anyway?
***SIGN*** Nagoya University of Economics
Inuyama City
***SIGN*** Nagoya University of Agriculture
Owariasahi City
***SIGN*** Nagoya University of Foreign Studies
Nisshin City
**[00:38] Kei**
Nagoya's not the only city in Aichi,
but its name's on everything, too.
**[00:40] Yato**
Wha?!
**[00:41] Kei**
Especially universities.
**[00:42] Shou**
Chiba just doesn't know any other way
to live but to snuggle up to others.
**[00:45] Shou**
I guess it's better than Saitama, though.
**[00:47] Jin**
Wow, she's just being nasty.
**[00:47] Kei**
That's mean! Kii-chan,
throw a Soka senbei at her!
**[00:50] Kiina**
I mean, it's true. There's no need
to ever go to Saitama or anything.
**[00:53] Kiina**
People even call it "Daworstama."
**[00:55] Kei**
That's not true!
**[00:56] Kei**
Squeeze out the good parts!
You know, the dregs!
**[00:58] Jin**
She's pretty nasty, too!
**[01:00] Kiina**
If there's anything...
it's how close it is to Tokyo.
**[01:03] All**
That's so sad...
**[01:04] Kiina**
Ikebukuro's my backyard.
I know it better than most Tokyoites.
**[01:07] Mai**
I can relate! Gifu folks are getting more
and more knowledgeable about Nagoya!
**[01:10] Yanna**
Hey, Mai! Why're ya bein'
all buddy-buddy with them?!
**[01:11] Mai**
Oh, um...
**[01:13] Kei**
People from the countryside always
treat Kanto like a sworn enemy.
**[01:16] Kei**
Kinda like how Gifu and Mie put up
a barrier around everything but Nagoya.
**[01:19] Shou**
You mean they're hostile toward
other cities, but amenable toward Nagoya?
**[01:23] Yanna**
What?! I dunno about Gifu,
but Mie ain't like that!
**[01:26] Mai**
What do you mean? Mie isn't any different.
**[01:29] Yanna**
Huh?
**[01:29] Mai**
What?
**[01:30] Yanna**
Gifu ain't nothin' but mountains!
**[01:32] Mai**
They turn into ski resorts in winter!
**[01:34] Yanna**
What about summer?!
Gifu's got no beaches or even pools!
**[01:36] Mai**
You can have cookouts next
to a beautiful river!
**[01:37] Jin**
C'mon, you two... Yatogame, stop them!
**[01:38] Mai**
Gifu has Shirakawa-go, after all!
**[01:39] Yanna**
Well, Mie's got the Kumano Kodo!
**[01:40] Yato**
Wha...
**[01:41] Yato**
They've both got some nice stuff...
***SIGN*** Fidget
***SIGN*** Fidget
**[01:41] Mai**
That's mostly in Wakayama!
**[01:42] Jin**
You're so weak at times like this, Yatogame!
**[01:44] Mai**
I think you're just arrogant because
Mie is famous for the Ise Shrine.
**[01:47] Yanna**
Well, Takayama in Gifu
is super popular, too.
**[01:49] Mai**
But the Suzuka Circuit in Mie is popular
among foreigners, so good for you.
**[01:52] Yanna**
Well, the Gero Hot Springs are really nice.
**[01:55] Yanna**
So on that note, can we scrap
the talk about disbandin'?
**[01:58] Shou**
On what note?!
**[01:59] Shou**
Why did they even come here?
**[02:01] Shou**
Well, they brought us refreshments,
so maybe it's worth—
**[02:05] Shou**
It's empty!
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
**[02:09] Rara**
The phrase "but it" serves as a
conjunction, as in "xxx, but yyy."
**[02:14] Rara**
So this sentence translates to,
"I am not included, but it's okay."
**[02:16] Toshika**
*That's such a sad example.*
**[02:19] Rara**
Also, Shizuoka has a similar-sounding phrase,
"batto ite," which means "to save."
**[02:24] Rara**
So this sentence means,
"Why didn't you save a seat for me?"
**[02:28] Toshika**
*That's not even English, and it's still sad!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E5 - More Chicken Wings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4W0Q/more-chicken-wings)
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**[00:02] Shou**
That photography club is on the fast track
to disbandment if they keep that up.
***SIGN*** "More Chicken Wings"
**[00:06] Kei**
The Tagane Festival's coming up,
so they're gonna have a lot to do.
**[00:09] Kiina**
We'll be busy, too.
**[00:12] Jin**
Huh?!
**[00:12] Mai**
It's Yatogame-chan!
**[00:14] Mai**
We gotta get her to the nurse's office!
***SIGN*** Ding
**[00:15] Shou**
What happened here?!
***SIGN*** Straight Up
**[00:17] Shou**
What's with the hand?
**[00:18] Mai**
That's her chicken wing pose.
**[00:19] Shou**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Mmm
**[00:20] Mai**
If a Nagoyan goes too long
without eating chicken wings,
**[00:23] Mai**
they experience withdrawal symptoms.
**[00:25] Shou**
Well, it's creepy!
How do we get her back to normal?
**[00:28] Mai**
She should be fine
if she eats chicken wings.
**[00:30] Mai**
She hasn't had any in two weeks!
**[00:32] Jin**
That's pretty recent!
**[00:33] Shou**
Aonaji! Asaka!
**[00:34] Shou**
Weren't there some ingredients leftover
**[00:36] Shou**
from the whole chicken
we cooked in cooking class?
**[00:37] Shou**
Cook them and bring them here!
**[00:39] Jin**
What kind of cooking class makes that?!
**[00:40] Kei**
Aw...
**[00:40] Kiina**
Stupid president.
**[00:41] Shou**
Move it!
***SIGN*** 15
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**[00:43] Kei**
Here. Chicken wings.
**[00:45] Both**
Wait, why?!
***SIGN*** Straight Up
**[00:46] Mai**
Senpai, listen closely.
**[00:48] Mai**
These are not chicken wings.
**[00:50] Jin**
That statement would shock even a chicken!
***SIGN*** ° Her Personal Opinion
**[00:52] Mai**
In Nagoya, 99 percent of the time,
"chicken wings" means the fried kind!
**[00:55] Jin**
That's basically 100 percent!
**[00:57] Yato**
Sniff, sniff... Wha?!
**[00:58] Yanna**
Monaka! I bought ya Furaibo
and Sekai no Yama-chan!
**[01:02] Jin**
She's awake!
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:03] Yato**
Crack!
**[01:03] Yato**
Chomp!
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[01:04] Yato**
All clean!
***SIGN*** All Clean
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:07] Jin**
Her speed is insane!
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
***SIGN*** Crack
**[01:08] Mai**
Everyone, observe these panels of Yama-chan.
***SIGN*** How to Eat Chicken Wings According to Yama-chan
***SIGN*** First, twist here to snap it
in two.
***SIGN*** Grab the bigger
piece of meat
with your teeth,
and pull out
the bone with
your hand.
***SIGN*** If any meat
is left, suck it
off and leave
only the bone.
***SIGN*** The smaller bit has both
skin and flesh.
***SIGN*** Eat that,
too.
***SIGN*** If you do it
right, only a
clean bone will
be left.
***SIGN*** It's best when you strip
it down to the bone,
the bone♪
***SIGN*** Now,
farewell.
***SIGN*** Flap
Flap
***SIGN*** The End
**[01:10] Yato**
Anyone who can't eat 'em this way
don't deserve to live in Nagoya.
**[01:13] Jin**
You can lose your right to citizenship
over chicken wings?!
**[01:15] Yanna**
Let's eat 'em together! They're yummy!
**[01:17] Jin**
Yama-chan's have more pepper,
**[01:19] Jin**
and the Furaibo ones have
a sweet and salty coating.
**[01:21] Yanna**
I could eat 'em forever
alternatin' between the two!
**[01:24] Yato**
If it weren't for Chairman Ohtsubo,
**[01:26] Yato**
we wouldn't be able to eat
these tasty chicken wings.
**[01:29] Jin**
Who's that?
**[01:30] Yato**
The chairman of Furaibo,
the shop that first came up
***SIGN*** Furaibo
**[01:32] Yato**
with sweet an' salty chicken wings!
**[01:34] Mai**
You work so hard every day.
***SIGN*** The Original Fried Chicken Wings
**[01:36] Mai**
Treat yourself with a visit
to your local Furaibo today.
**[01:38] Mai**
We're waiting for you!
**[01:40] Yato**
Furaibo: the original fried chicken wings!
**[01:42] Yanna**
You go, Chairman!
**[01:43] Jin**
Is this chairman that well-known?!
**[01:45] Jin**
Whoa... Suddenly it's just
a pile of corpses...
**[01:47] Yato**
Wha...? They're gone already?
***SIGN*** Straight Up
**[01:51] Jin**
I'll go buy some chicken wings!
**[01:53] Mai**
Me, too!
**[01:53] Yanna**
Ditto!
**[01:54] Shou**
How many does she need to eat
before she's happy?!
**[01:56] Na**
*Allow me to explain.*
***SIGN*** 5 Wings Makes 1 Serving
***SIGN*** Yama-chan's Tumbling Mountain of Wings Is a Daily Sight
***SIGN*** Black
***SIGN*** On Top of a Drink
**[01:58] Na**
* Nagoyan chicken wings are a food*
* from another dimension*
**[02:00] Na**
*that makes you hungrier the more you eat.*
**[02:02] Na**
* Many Nagoyans will eat ten servings,*
* or fifty wings, at once.*
**[02:05] Shou**
Why did we even come here?
**[02:07] Tsuji**
Lady Serura and...
***SIGN*** Lady Serura
and
Tsuji the Butler
**[02:09] Serura**
...Tsuji the Butler.
**[02:10] Serura**
Takanawa Gateway is so evo!
***SIGN*** • Tennozu Isle
• Shinagawa Seaside
• Tokyo Teleport
• Toranomon Hills
• Minami-Machida Grandberry Park
**[02:12] Serura**
The katakana in the name
makes it feel so modern!
**[02:14] Tsuji**
Tokyo has many stations
with names like that.
**[02:17] Tsuji**
Incidentally, Nagoya also has a station
name with both kanji and katakana.
***SIGN*** Evo
**[02:20] Serura**
What?! There's seriously more?!
***SIGN*** Sogo Rihabiri Center
**[02:22] Tsuji**
Sogo Rihabiri Center.
**[02:24] Tsuji**
Sogo Rihabiri Center... Sogo Rihabiri
Center... Sogo Rihabiri Center...
***SIGN*** Sogo
Rihabiri
Center
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E6 - A Woman's Heart Is Complicated
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4X384/a-womans-heart-is-complicated)
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**[00:02] Mai**
I doubt she'll wear it,
***SIGN*** "A Woman's Heart Is Complicated"
**[00:04] Mai**
but I bought a hair pin that'll
look great on Yatogame-chan.
**[00:06] Mai**
Oh! Yatogame-cha—
**[00:08] Kei**
How cute! It's perfect for you!
**[00:10] Kei**
Look, Mai Mai! Isn't Mona-chan adorable?
**[00:12] Yato**
Er... gah...
***SIGN*** Please let
me take a
picture later
**[00:15] Mai**
Everyone knows Yatogame-chan is adorable.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Keep an appropriate
distance from your
favorite!
**[00:17] Mai**
Wait, no! You're too close
to her! Step back!
**[00:20] Kei**
Aw, are you jealous?
**[00:24] Kei**
What's that?
**[00:25] Mai**
What is that girl's deal?
Even I've never called her "Mona-chan"!
**[00:30] Mai**
I guess I'm just...
**[00:33] Yanna**
What's with you, Mai?
**[00:34] Jin**
You're acting weird.
**[00:35] Yato**
That ain't Tadakusa.
**[00:36] Yato**
That's the personality that shows up
**[00:38] Yato**
when Tadakusa falls
all the way to the dark side.
**[00:40] Yato**
It's Ta*dark*sa!
**[00:41] Both**
Tadarksa?!
**[00:43] Jin**
What should we do?
***SIGN*** Photography
Club
Room
**[00:44] Yato**
If we can satisfy her heart...
**[00:46] Jin**
Should we say nice stuff about Gifu?
**[00:48] Yato**
Yeah...
**[00:48] Yanna**
Leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Sweetfish Cake
***SIGN*** Grilled Sweetfish
***SIGN*** Sashimi
**[00:49] Yanna**
Mai! Gifu's sweetfish is the best
in the world, ain't it?
***SIGN*** Toyama
***SIGN*** Ishikawa
***SIGN*** Fukui
***SIGN*** Gifu
***SIGN*** Nagano
***SIGN*** Shiga
***SIGN*** Mie
***SIGN*** Aichi
**[00:52] Mai**
We only eat sweetfish 'cause
there's no ocean nearby. Pathetic.
**[00:56] Mai**
The people of Gifu want to eat tuna, too!
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Tuna
**[01:00] Yato**
Gifu's got lotsa tourist spots, like Hida
Takayama and the Gero Hot Springs!
**[01:05] Mai**
Yes, those are in Gifu,
but they're in the Hida area!
***SIGN*** Nagoya City
***SIGN*** Gifu City
***SIGN*** Gero City
**[01:07] Mai**
You have to cross mountains
and run over fields to get there!
***SIGN*** Takayama City
***SIGN*** Hida City
**[01:10] Mai**
Who's gonna go there?! Pathetic!
***SIGN*** Gi
**[01:12] Yato**
I can't get past the "Gi" aura!
**[01:16] Kei**
A woman's heart is a troublesome thing.
**[01:18] Jin**
Going on what you just said...
Isn't it good to have so much nature?
**[01:21] Jin**
It's great that you don't have
to rely on amusement parks!
**[01:23] Mai**
Gifu has Enakyo Wonderland, you know.
**[01:25] Jin**
Oops.
**[01:26] Mai**
It's the perfect amusement park,
with so many attractions
***SIGN*** Enakyo Wonderland
***SIGN*** Ocarina Painting
***SIGN*** Kaleidoscope Making
Experience Crafting!
***SIGN*** Wind Chime Painting
***SIGN*** Over 30 Attractions!!
***SIGN*** Interact with Animals in
the Neighboring Enakyo Tenkaien!!
**[01:29] Mai**
that you wouldn't think it's in Gifu.
***SIGN*** The Ena Gorge Is Visible from Every Attraction!!
**[01:30] Mai**
And the view of the natural scenery
from the 50-meter Ferris wheel is glorious!
**[01:34] Jin**
Yeah! See? Nature is the best!
**[01:36] Mai**
It's nature that's the problem.
**[01:37] Jin**
Huh?
**[01:38] Mai**
It's closed in winter
because of all the snow!
***SIGN*** Days Closed
Every Tuesday and Wednesday
(open during spring break, Golden Week, Silver Week, and Holidays)
Winter
**[01:40] Mai**
That's what you get for building
an amusement park in the mountains!
***SIGN*** Gi
**[01:42] Mai**
There's such a thing as
too much nature! Pathetic!
**[01:45] Mai**
All we ever talk about is our home
prefectures... Pathetic...
**[01:48] Yato**
Tadakusa...
**[01:49] Mai**
Just leave me a—
**[01:52] Yato**
Tadakusa...
**[01:55] Kei**
Mona-chan never calls people by their names.
**[01:57] Yanna**
True.
**[01:58] Jin**
She's only ever called me "Tokyo."
**[02:00] Kei**
But she calls Mai Mai "Tadakusa."
**[02:04] Mai**
I have...
**[02:06] Mai**
no regrets in my life!
**[02:08] Jin**
She's cleansed!
***SIGN*** Shiharu and Nanaho
**[02:10] Shiharu**
Shiharu and...
**[02:11] Nanaho**
...Nanaho.
**[02:12] Shiharu**
I'm Mona-nee's favorite! Itemae Shiharu!
**[02:15] Nanaho**
I'm Koshiyasu Nanaho.
**[02:17] Shiharu**
Anyway, why am I gettin' so little
screen time this season?
**[02:19] Nanaho**
Don't ask me...
**[02:21] Shiharu**
The problem is that Nagoyans are so vain!
**[02:23] Shiharu**
They oughta treat us equally!
**[02:24] Nanaho**
You really wanna be seen, huh?
**[02:25] Shiharu**
Staff! Give us the same pay you give them!
**[02:28] Nanaho**
You were talking about the pay?
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E7 - They Ain't Just Round
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1949/they-aint-just-round)
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**[00:02] Shou**
Many visitors will be here
for the Dagane Festival next week.
***SIGN*** Photography Club Improvement Meeting
**[00:05] Shou**
Good results there will give you
much more persuasive power.
**[00:08] Shou**
But on the other hand,
it may be your last chance.
***SIGN*** "They Ain't Just Round"
**[00:11] Jin**
Our last chance...
**[00:12] Shou**
I've put together a perfect plan,
so memorize every detail.
**[00:16] Jin**
But it's time to go ho—
**[00:17] Shou**
No whining!
**[00:19] Jin**
She sure was strict.
**[00:21] Mai**
It's already dark.
**[00:22] Jin**
The moon's so big.
**[00:23] Mai**
Tonight is August's full moon.
**[00:25] Yanna**
Cool! Let's have a moon-viewing party!
**[00:27] Jin**
Moon-viewing? But we don't
have anything prepared.
**[00:29] Yanna**
Here! Silvergrass!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[00:30] Jin**
That's obviously bamboo!
**[00:31] Yanna**
And moon dumplings!
***SIGN*** Bam
**[00:33] Jin**
Those are obviously Akafuku!
**[00:35] Mai**
Akafuku doesn't work as moon dumplings.
**[00:37] Yanna**
Why not? In Kansai, moon
dumplings are wrapped in anko!
***SIGN*** Kansai Moon
Dumpling
**[00:39] Jin**
Aren't moon dumplings usually round?
***SIGN*** Like This...
**[00:41] Yato**
Moon dumplings are s'posed
to be teardrop-shaped.
**[00:43] Jin**
Huh?
**[00:44] Yato**
That's the problem with you, Tokyo.
**[00:45] Yato**
Don't base everything on Tokyo standards.
**[00:48] Yanna**
They're round in Mie, too.
**[00:49] Mai**
And in Gifu.
**[00:50] Yato**
Wha?!
**[00:51] Yanna**
What're teardrop-shaped ones like?
**[00:52] Yato**
They were in the school lunch!
The three-colored ones!
**[00:54] Jin**
Oh, the white, pink,
and green ones on a stick?
**[00:57] Yato**
No! The colors are white, pink, and brown!
**[01:00] Jin**
Brown?!
**[01:00] Yato**
Yes! Like this!
***SIGN*** Bang
***SIGN*** Moon Dumpling
**[01:02] Jin**
That shape in brown?
***SIGN*** Ew...
**[01:04] Jin**
That's poop.
***SIGN*** Grawrrr
**[01:05] Yato**
No, it ain't! Just hang on a sec!
**[01:08] Yato**
See? Look!
***SIGN*** Ta-dah
**[01:09] Jin**
They really are teardrop-shaped!
**[01:11] Yato**
Right? I told ya!
**[01:12] Yanna**
I remember playin' "moon thieves" as a kid.
**[01:15] Yato**
I played that when I visited family.
**[01:17] Jin**
You two were that bad as kids?!
**[01:19] Yanna**
Huh? We ain't talkin' about bein' real thieves.
***SIGN*** Sometimes things are left by front doors
***SIGN*** To the Moon Thieves
***SIGN*** Please take only 1 each
***SIGN*** That house
was super fancy
***SIGN*** I got 3!!
***SIGN*** I just got 5!!
***SIGN*** Kids share information
***SIGN*** ° In the Tokai region, this only happens in parts of Aichi and Mie
**[01:22] Yanna**
At the August full moon,
even kids can go out walkin' at night,
**[01:24] Yanna**
so they go to people's houses
to get candy and stuff.
***SIGN*** We did it in
Ichinomiya, too!
**[01:27] Jin**
Oh, so it's like Halloween?
**[01:29] Jin**
Is there a line you say,
like "trick or treat"?
**[01:31] Yanna**
Yep!
**[01:32] Jin**
Yeah? What is it?
**[01:33] Yanna**
We're moon thieves!
***SIGN*** Announcing Intent to Steal
**[01:34] Yato**
Give us yer moon dumplings!
**[01:36] Jin**
You announce your intent to steal?!
**[01:37] Yanna**
Yeah, so... this is mine now!
**[01:38] Jin**
Hey! That was mine!
**[01:40] Yato**
Moon thieves are messengers
sent from the moon.
**[01:42] Yanna**
You actually oughta be thankin' us.
**[01:45] Jin**
What does that even mean?!
**[01:46] Mai**
It's good luck to have children
steal your moon dumplings.
**[01:49] Mai**
It means you'll have a good harvest.
**[01:51] Yato**
Bow your head, Tokyo!
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
**[01:54] Jin**
She'd hit someone!
**[01:55] Yanna**
While we were sayin' all that, the moon hid.
**[01:57] Mai**
Then why don't we go look
at a nice moon nearby?
**[01:59] Jin**
What does that mean?
**[02:00] Mai**
The moon that shines
on the town of Nagoya...
***SIGN*** Bunny~
**[02:02] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[02:03] Jin**
I mean, yeah, her hair's gold, but...
**[02:05] Mai**
Moon-viewing is the best!
**[02:06] Na**
*Next time, the fateful athletic festival!*
**[02:07] Jin**
Hey! The moon ran away!
**[02:07] Na**
*What will happen to the photography club?!*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
**[02:40] Rara**
Tonight is August's full moon.
**[02:41] Recchiri**
The original tradition for this night was
to offer part of your harvest in thanks.
**[02:46] Rika**
And now we offer mochi instead.
**[02:48] Rara**
Let's have moon dumplings and tea together.
**[02:50] Recchiri**
Oh, thank you.
**[02:52] Rika**
Why are these dumplings... sunken?
**[02:53] Lala**
It's navel mochi.
**[02:55] Recchiri**
Navel?
**[02:55] Recchiri**
Do you harvest navel oranges in Shizuoka?
**[02:58] Rara**
Not that "navel"!
# E8 - Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQP322/gotta-have-bread-at-an-athletic-meet)
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***SIGN*** Dagane High School Athletic Festival
***SIGN*** Red Team
***SIGN*** "Gotta Have Bread at an Athletic Meet"
**[00:02] Mai**
The time has finally come
to show the fruits of our practice.
**[00:03] Kiina**
The Dagane Festival is back in town!
**[00:05] Kiina**
Throw your whole body down!
**[00:05] Jin**
I'm getting kinda nervous.
**[00:07] Kiina**
The weather's sunny and fine!
**[00:07] Mai**
To keep our club alive, each photo
we take has to be special!
**[00:08] Kiina**
Leave that soft attitude behind!
**[00:10] Jin**
Whoever's broadcasting sure
is chipper. Who is that?
**[00:10] Kiina**
Show how much you've grown!
Grasp glory! Say whoo!
**[00:13] Kiina**
Bringing you the live coverage is the
student council treasurer, Asaka Kiina!
***SIGN*** Hey Man!
**[00:16] Jin**
It's you?!
**[00:18] Kiina**
Kickin' off with the bread-eating race!
***SIGN*** Jin
***SIGN*** Yatogame
**[00:20] Yato**
Gah...
**[00:21] Jin**
What's wrong with Yatogame?
**[00:23] Mai**
Could it be...
**[00:24] Mai**
Gin Choco W and Gin Choco Roll!
Who would be so cruel?!
**[00:28] Jin**
What do you mean?
**[00:29] Jin**
Are these types of bread
I see all the time bad?
**[00:30] Mai**
Yes, Gin Choco W is by Fuji Baking Group,
**[00:32] Mai**
and Gin Choco Roll is by Pasco!
They're both based in Nagoya!
**[00:36] Jin**
They are?!
**[00:37] Yato**
I can't choose between 'em...
**[00:39] Yato**
Gin Choco W has two layers of cream,
**[00:41] Yato**
but Gin Choco Roll has milk and chocolate
whipped creams! They're both tasty!
**[00:45] Mai**
For Yatogame-chan, this is like having to
choose between her mother and father!
**[00:50] Jin**
It's as serious as a divorce?!
**[00:52] Kiina**
Bread-eating race! Total mania
in your face! Next pair!
***SIGN*** Sasatsu
**[00:56] Yanna**
I'm winnin' this one!
**[00:58] Jin**
Go, Sasatsu!
**[01:01] Yanna**
Too hard...
**[01:02] Jin**
Huh?
**[01:03] Mai**
Jin-senpai, that's hardtack
from Iwase Bread in Osu.
**[01:06] Jin**
Hardtack? What is that? Is it hard?
**[01:08] Mai**
You can hammer nails with it.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Osu specialty
Hardtack from
Iwase Bread
500 yen for a 10-pack
(tax included)
**[01:09] Jin**
How is that bread?!
**[01:10] Yanna**
I grew up on Azuki Bars and Iga katayaki!
**[01:14] Yanna**
Don't underestimate the people of Mie!
**[01:16] Yanna**
Ya gotta soften it with your spit and then
scrape it apart with your front teeth.
***SIGN*** Crunch Crunch Crunch
**[01:20] Jin**
That's tedious!
**[01:21] Jin**
We managed to make it to lunch break.
**[01:23] Mai**
We took lots of pictures.
**[01:24] Shou**
Photography club, I applaud your efforts.
***SIGN*** Aonaji
***SIGN*** Kochikashi
**[01:27] Kei**
Have the leftovers from
the bread-eating race.
**[01:29] Yanna**
Ooh! Lucky us!
**[01:30] Rara**
You have bread, but no Noppo bread?
**[01:32] Jin**
Noppo bread?
**[01:33] Rara**
It has a picture of
a giraffe on the package.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Noppo bread is a popular
soul food in Shizuoka. It's a long,
34cm roll with cream sandwiched
in the middle. It's been featured
in a collaboration with a hit anime.
(°goods available in Shizuoka only).
***SIGN*** Official name
is "Noppo"
***SIGN*** A full
34cm long!!
**[01:35] Rara**
It's really long, and different
flavors have different illustrations.
**[01:38] Mai**
Noppo bread is only sold in Shizuoka.
**[01:40] Rara**
Tadakusa-san, how do you know about it?!
***SIGN*** Shine
**[01:42] Rara**
Are you actually interested in Shizuoka?!
**[01:44] Mai**
Oh, uh... y-yes...
**[01:45] Rara**
Yay! You know what else Shizuoka has?!
**[01:47] Mai**
* I can't tell her it was*
* for an anime promotion!*
**[01:50] Shou**
It seems the photography club kids
are taking their task seriously.
**[01:53] Kei**
Yeah.
**[01:54] Kiina**
Not enough, yo! Send 'em back to Tokyo!
**[01:56] Shou**
Perhaps we'll have good news
for the chairman—
**[01:58] Mom**
Excuse me, you three.
**[02:00] Shou**
Yes?
**[02:01] Mom**
My name is Dobe.
I was called here by the school.
**[02:03] Mom**
Could you show me where I need to go?
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
**[02:06] Voices**
Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
***SIGN*** Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
**[02:09] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, this is bamboo shoot bread!
**[02:11] Jandara**
It's considered legendary because you
can only buy it in Toyokawa in winter.
**[02:15] Teppei**
So it contains the legendary
winter-sprouting bamboo shoots?
**[02:18] Jandara**
Nope. It's a winter exclusive
because the cream in it melts.
**[02:21] Jandara**
It only looks like a bamboo shoot.
**[02:23] Na**
* Teppei thought, "But don't*
* all cornets look like that?"*
**[02:26] Na**
*But he couldn't say it.*
**[02:27] Jandara**
This is my reason for living
through half the year.
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
# E9 - Welcome, Honored Guest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQEWD4/welcome-honored-guest)
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**[00:02] Shou**
Thank you for taking the time to come.
**[00:04] Mom**
No trouble. The chairman and I go way back.
***SIGN*** "Welcome, Honored Guest"
**[00:08] Mom**
*Are those the photography club kids?*
**[00:11] Mom**
*It hasn't been disbanded yet?*
**[00:13] Mom**
I have to do something
before Serura goes crazy!
**[00:17] Mom**
I'll observe them in secret first.
**[00:17] Kiina**
*Afternoon begin! Watch the big ball spin!*
**[00:19] Kiina**
* The ball is your friend!*
* Starboard to the end!*
**[00:22] Mai**
Reminds me of the golden ball in Osu.
**[00:23] Yato**
Yep!
**[00:24] Mom**
Golden ball?! Did that sweet
young girl just talk about balls?!
**[00:27] Shou**
What's the matter, ma'am?!
**[00:29] Mom**
*These kids are unbelievable!*
**[00:30] Kiina**
*The three-legged race is next!*
***SIGN*** Jin
**[00:34] Yanna**
C'mon! Ya gotta stick
closer or we can't run!
***SIGN*** Three-Legged Race
**[00:36] Jin**
Yeah, but...
**[00:37] Mom**
Her chest is touching him! How shameless!
***SIGN*** Jump Rope
**[00:42] Mom**
Look at her bounce!
***SIGN*** Ball Toss
**[00:44] Mom**
Balls again?!
***SIGN*** ° Mom Is Panicking
**[00:45] Shou**
M-Ma'am?
**[00:47] Mom**
* These kids are so shameless and bouncy*
* and always talking about balls!*
**[00:50] Mom**
*I have to get their club shut down!*
**[00:52] Shou**
It might be heatstroke!
To the nurse's office, quick!
**[00:54] Kiina**
* Next up is a dance*
* by the girls of our school.*
**[00:57] Yato**
Why do I gotta dress like this?
**[00:59] Mai**
Heck yes! Thank you, world!
**[01:03] Jin**
Are you gonna be able to dance like that?
**[01:05] Yato**
Don't ya worry!
**[01:07] Yato**
I've trained by doin' the Domatsuri
dance recognized by Guinness!
**[01:09] Jin**
Domatsuri? Guinness?!
**[01:11] Mai**
She's talking about the Nippon Dommannaka
Festival that's held every year in Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Held for 3 days at the end of every August
About 20,000 people in 200 teams dance in the streets of Nagoya
**[01:15] Jin**
They really want you to know
it's in the center of Japan!
**[01:17] Mai**
It's called the "group dance,"
and everyone present joins in.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** The "Domatsuri" is held
every year with the
concept of "Nobody
attends. Everybody
participates."
It's also held online, so
check it out!
**[01:20] Mai**
Seeing thousands of people
dance together is incredible!
**[01:22] Jin**
Thousands? Is the entire
population of Nagoya there?
**[01:25] Mai**
Senpai, do you think Nagoya
is some little village?
**[01:27] Rara**
It's time, guys.
**[01:30] Mom**
*Goodness...*
**[01:32] Mom**
*What a lovely dance.*
**[01:33] Mom**
*They must have practiced a lot.*
**[01:40] Mom**
Greetings, photography club members.
**[01:43] Mom**
I was just reporting to the chairman
that I have an issue with your club.
**[01:48] All**
Huh?!
**[01:49] Mom**
But you all had such nice smiles.
**[01:51] Mom**
And you were working so hard.
**[01:53] Mom**
I'm relieved to see you're all good kids.
**[01:55] Mom**
I do think you went a bit
too far at times, though...
**[01:59] Jin**
So the thing about disbanding...
**[02:00] Mom**
I'll talk to the chairman
and have that plan revoked.
**[02:03] Yanna**
All right!
**[02:04] Jin**
Thank you!
**[02:06] Jin**
But now that I think about it,
**[02:07] Jin**
didn't this all start because
you got the wrong idea?
**[02:10] Yanna**
Hang on a sec! This guy just has no tact!
**[02:13] Mai**
That's right! He's incredibly dense
and completely tactless!
**[02:16] Yato**
No tact at all!
**[02:17] Jin**
No one's defending me?!
**[02:19] Na**
*In any case, the club escaped disbandment.*
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
**[02:53] Recchiri**
Good work today, Shonai-sensei.
**[02:55] Rara**
There's a place in Shizuoka
called "Ball Drop Valley."
**[02:57] Teachers**
Ball drop?!
***SIGN*** Balls!!
# E10 - So Many Norms
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4WV5K/so-many-norms)
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**[00:02] Tsuji**
Milady, it is time to leave.
***SIGN*** "So Many Norms"
**[00:05] Serura**
There's Narita a day I don't
wish I wasn't a Hills girl!
**[00:07] Tsuji**
I see.
**[00:08] Serura**
Roppongi Hills has fancy apartments,
a movie theater, and clothing stores!
***SIGN*** Cinema
Mall
Food
**[00:12] Serura**
I'd never have to go outside!
**[00:14] Tsuji**
Milady, "Roppongi Hills" is the
name of an entire complex.
**[00:17] Tsuji**
It is not a single building.
**[00:19] Tsuji**
*It is not a single building.*
**[00:21] Tsuji**
*It is not a single building.*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** "Roppongi Hills" is not the
name of a building, but the
name given to a complex
housing many facilities,
including a 238m office
skyscraper, apartments,
hotels, a TV station,
commercial buildings, and
more. Many who live outside
of Tokyo fall into this trap!
**[00:23] Toshika**
*My name is Jin Toshika.*
**[00:25] Toshika**
* I moved to this remote area, Nagoya, in the*
* spring of my first year of high school.*
**[00:29] Toshika**
* Oh, now I'm at a convenience store*
* to buy something I can eat for lunch later!*
**[00:33] Toshika**
*What is this?!*
***SIGN*** Shigure
**[00:34] Toshika**
*Shigure?!*
**[00:35] Toshika**
* Is this meant to be an offering*
* to some death god*
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Shigureni is a type of
preserves made by
simmering shelled clams or
other shellfish with ginger.
It originated as a specialty of
Kuwana, Mie, where it is
traditionally made with
orient clams, and it spread to
the rest of Japan from there.
**[00:37] Toshika**
* that connects this world*
* with the afterlife?!*
**[00:39] Toshika**
Please spare my life...
**[00:40] Lady**
Ma'am?!
**[00:41] Rika**
Shonai-sensei, you brought
gyoza in your bento?
**[00:43] Rara**
Yeah, though it's frozen gyoza
since I was short on time.
**[00:46] Rara**
In Shizuoka, gyoza isn't complete
without boiled bean sprouts.
***SIGN*** Nom Nom
**[00:50] Rika**
Oh, speaking of...
***SIGN*** With Lots
of Veggies
**[00:51] Rika**
I had Utsunomiya gyoza when I went
to Tochigi, and it was super good!
**[00:56] Rara**
I... see...
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** The cities of Hamamatsu,
Shizuoka, and Utsunomiya,
Tochigi, are rivals for the
highest gyoza consumption in
Japan. Hamamatsu held first
place for three years starting
in 2014, but it lost its throne
in 2017. The subject is a land
mine for Rara-chan!
**[00:57] Rika**
Wait, Shonai-sensei, what... why?!
**[01:00] Kei**
What're you drinking there, Kii-chan?
**[01:02] Kiina**
Wataboku Coffee Milk.
It's a staple in Saitama.
***SIGN*** Made with 90% Milk
Wataboku
Coffee Milk
**[01:05] Kei**
A staple, huh?
**[01:06] Kei**
I guess our staple in Chiba
would be Bakuga Jelly.
***SIGN*** Bakuga Jelly
**[01:08] Kei**
It's cocoa-flavored, and it's
really sweet and tasty.
**[01:10] Kei**
What about you, Shou-chan?
**[01:12] Kei**
Do you get shumai in school
lunches in Yokohama?
**[01:14] Shou**
First of all, it's not "shumai."
It's "siu mai."
***SIGN*** Shumai
Siu Mai
**[01:17] Shou**
People in Kanagawa don't
eat a lot of siu mai,
**[01:19] Shou**
though I do like it.
**[01:20] Kei**
So nitpicky...
**[01:21] Shou**
Also, very few public middle schools in
Kanagawa used to offer school lunches.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Every year, more and more
public middle schools in
Kanagawa offer school lunches,
many of them backing the
provision as a child support
program. Since different regions
offer different foods, such as
Wataboku and Bakuga Jelly,
future talks about school lunches
should prove quite interesting.
**[01:25] Shou**
They thought lunches prepared
for children by their guardians,
**[01:29] Shou**
who knew them well, were better.
**[01:30] Kei**
Uh-huh. That's nice.
**[01:32] Shou**
What is?!
**[01:32] Shiharu**
Ugh! This is so irritatin'!
**[01:34] Nanaho**
What's wrong?
**[01:35] Shiharu**
I'm chattin' with Mona-nee right now,
**[01:37] Shiharu**
but when I type "ya de," this happens!
***SIGN*** "In the shop"
**[01:38] Nanaho**
So?
**[01:39] Shiharu**
It's so annoyin' when it autocorrects
me to somethin' normal!
**[01:42] Nanaho**
You're always so energetic, Shiharu-chan.
**[01:44] Nanaho**
Why don't ya go for a little run?
**[01:46] Shiharu**
Huh? Why?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Other common autocorrects
of the Osaka dialect include
"honma ni" -> "in the room."
Also, "You're so energetic.
Why don't ya go for a run?"
really means "You're making
too much noise. Go away."
Who knows if that should be
considered ambiguous or
tactful? The meaning of any
word depends on who's
saying it.
**[01:48] Yanna**
Sharing contact is important! Gyutora!
**[01:50] Jin**
What song is that?
***SIGN*** Sharing Contact Is Important
***SIGN*** Gyutora
**[01:51] Yanna**
The jingle for Gyutora,
a supermarket in southern Mie.
**[01:54] Jin**
Seems like there are a lot of local
supermarkets in the country.
**[01:56] Jin**
What about Gifu?
**[01:57] Mai**
I don't think Gifu has a local supermarket.
**[01:59] Mai**
They're almost all Valor.
**[02:00] Jin**
Barlow?
**[02:01] Mai**
Not Barlow! Valor! They're everywhere!
**[02:04] Yato**
Ain't no way ya don't know Valor!
**[02:06] Yanna**
It's in Mie, too.
**[02:07] Rara**
Shizuoka also has them.
**[02:08] Mai**
You drink Valor milk, don't you?
**[02:10] Jin**
A drink I don't know
from a store I don't know!
**[02:12] Mai**
Senpai, it's the local supermarket's
closeness to the region
**[02:15] Mai**
that makes it the symbol of that region.
**[02:17] Yato**
"Love your hometown" is Yoshizuya's slogan!
**[02:20] Jin**
I see.
**[02:20] Yato**
Nagoya has Nafco, Yamanaka,
Apita, Piago, and Kanesue!
**[02:24] Jin**
How many local supermarkets do you need?!
**[02:25] Yato**
There're a bunch more, too!
**[02:27] Na**
*The things that are the norm in each region*
**[02:29] Na**
* are the norm to those*
* who live in that region.*
**[02:31] Na**
*Even for people throughout Japan,*
**[02:33] Na**
* things that are the norm to Japanese*
* people are just the norm to them.*
**[02:36] Na**
*Cultural festivals, for example.*
**[02:37] Na**
* Every student in Japan takes part in them,*
* but they're rare elsewhere in the world.*
**[02:41] Na**
* But Japanese people don't know that.*
* They just see it as the norm.*
**[02:45] Na**
*Learn things you don't know.*
**[02:46] Na**
* The moment we realize that what we*
* consider the norm isn't the norm,*
**[02:48] Na**
* perhaps that is when humans*
* and cultures truly come together.*
***SIGN*** Leave This Impure World
***SIGN*** Seek Rebirth in the Pure Land
***SIGN*** Matsudaira Motoyasu
***SIGN*** Dagane High School
Dagane Festival
**[02:52] Teppei**
Senpai, what are you looking at?
**[02:55] Jandara**
Teppei-kun, are you free this weekend?
**[02:58] Teppei**
Huh?!