Season 3

E1 - We Meet Yet Again
E2 - I Ain't Dumb
E3 - This Ain't Trainin'
E4 - I Ain't Alone
E5 - I Ain't a Nagoyer
E6 - You Ain't My Kind
E7 - It Ain't Enough
E8 - We Ain't a Couple
E9 - It Just Ain't Gonna Happen
E10 - I Can't Make It
E11 - I Ain't Gonna Last
E12 - Let's All Get Along

E1 - We Meet Yet Again

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

[00:00] Umezu
    Many scenes in this program will appear to
SIGN    Umezu Hideyuki
     (Aichi Prefecture)
[00:02] ---
    present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:04] ---
    Please bear in mind that
    these scenes are strictly
[00:07] ---
    the opinions of the characters
    and may not represent reality,
[00:10] Umezu
    and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:13] Jin
    I'm actually getting used to
    this overly careful stuff.
SIGN    "We Meet Yet Again"
[00:17] Jin
    It's raining...
[00:18] Mai
    It sure is.
[00:20] Jin
    Rainy days are so depressing.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
    Born in Gifu
    High School,
     Year 1
    Hates exercise
    Loves Yatogame
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jin Kaito
    Born in Tokyo
    High School,
     Year 2
    Has no tact
[00:22] Mai
    Are they? I actually find them fun.
[00:25] Jin
    Fun?
SIGN    Pout
[00:26] Yato
    Yer mean.
[00:28] Jin
    Maybe rainy days aren't so bad.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
    Born in Nagoya
    High School,
     Year 1
    Loves her hometown
    Doesn't like strangers
[00:30] Mai
    Right?
[00:31] Yato
    Wha?!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Sasatsu Yanna
    Born in Mie
    High School,
     Year 2
    Somewhat fond of her hometown
    Bad at getting up early
[00:33] Yanna
    I took a shortcut to school,
    and now my shoes are cov'd in mud!
[00:35] Jin
    What's "cov'd"?
[00:36] Yanna
    Cov'd means cov'd.
[00:37] Yanna
    Ya know, like how the bottom of
    your desk get cov'd in dust?
[00:40] Jin
    Oh, you mean "covered" in—
[00:41] Rara
    Hey, everyone! We say that in Shizuoka, too!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Shonai Rara
    Born in Shizuoka
    Photography club advisor
[00:44] Yanna
    That's a lotta dust!
[00:45] Yanna
    It's rainin' anyway, so I guess
    we should clean up today.
[00:47] Mai
    Good point. It could be
    a nice change of pace.
[00:51] Yato
    Yep!
[00:51] Yanna
    Rara-chan, put on some tea, would ya?
[00:53] Rara
    Of course! I'll make sure it's delicious!
[00:56] Jin
    Those three are such good friends.
[00:58] Jin
    Wait! Does this mean it's fair to say Gifu
    and Mie are good friends with Nagoya?!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    go
SIGN    ya
[01:03] Jin
    But I still have one question.
[01:05] Jin
    I'm gonna get it answered right now!
[01:08] Jin
    Nagoya is above Gifu and Mie, right?
[01:10] Mai
    That's rather sudden. Yes, it is.
[01:13] Yanna
    Not by that much, though. But yes, it is.
[01:15] Jin
    What's second, then? Is Gifu or Mie higher?
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:18] Yato
    There ain't no higher or lower.
[01:20] Yanna
    Well, of course, Mie—
[01:21] Mai
    It's Gifu!
[01:26] Rara
    Fight!
[01:26] Yanna
    Gifu's hardly anythin' but forests.
[01:28] Yanna
    Matsuzaka beef's way better than Hida beef!
[01:30] Mai
    Gifu has a far larger population,
    and the Shinkansen stops there.
[01:33] Mai
    Mie is considered an outsider
    by both Chubu and Kansai!
[01:38] Yanna
    Wrong! Mie is the bridge
    between Tokai and Kansai!
[01:40] Yanna
    It holds a vital position!
[01:42] Jin
    So... which is higher?
[01:43] Mai
    It's Gifu, right, Yatogame-chan?
[01:46] Yanna
    It's Mie, ain't it, Monaka?
[01:48] Jin
    Okay, I'm sorry! Forget I ever asked that!
[01:52] Jin
    We came up with a lot of trash.
[01:53] Mai
    We sure did.
[01:54] Yato
    Well, guess I'll go shed all this...
[01:57] Jin
    Sh-Shed?!
SIGN    S
    h
    e
    d
    !?
[01:58] Jin
    D-Does she mean she's
    gonna shed her clothes?!
[02:00] Yato
    We oughta shed him, too.
[02:02] Yanna
    Yep.
[02:03] Mai
    That means "throw it away"
    in the Nagoya dialect.
[02:05] Jin
    Don't throw me away!
[02:06] Yanna
    Oh, looks like the rain stopped.
[02:08] Rara
    I'm back, everyone!
[02:10] Yanna
    All right! The room's clean,
    so I guess we can go home.
[02:13] Rara
    Okay. Just make sure you lock up first.
[02:15] Three
    Okay.
[02:16] Mai
    We ended up staying pretty late.
     Will you be okay, Yatogame-chan?
[02:19] Yato
    I'm ridin' my kicker machine today.
SIGN    Kicker
SIGN    machine
[02:22] Jin
    Kicker machine?! You have one?! I wanna see!
[02:25] Yato
    It's just a normal one, though.
[02:26] Jin
    What kind of machine is it?!
SIGN    Blush
SIGN    Blush
[02:30] Yato
    S-Sure, I guess ya can
    take a li'l gander at it.
SIGN    Jingle
[02:33] Jin
    It's just a bicycle?!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:38] Teppei
    Miso katsu and miso nikomi udon are so good!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Teppei

    Born in Chiba

    Jandara-senpai's kouhai
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jandara Rin
    Born in Mikawa, Aichi
    Teppei's senpai
[02:41] Teppei
    That sweet miso is habit-forming!
[02:44] Jandara
    You must mean hatcho miso.
[02:46] Teppei
    Nagoya totally reminds you
    of hatcho miso, doesn—
SIGN    Nagoya reminds you of...
[02:49] Jandara
    Listen to me. Hatcho miso
    comes from Okazaki.
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[02:52] Jandara
    In other words, it's a Mikawa product.
SIGN    Heh
    Heh
    Heh...
[02:54] Jandara
    Don't make that mistake again.
[02:56] Teppei
    But miso katsu and miso nikomi
    udon are Nagoya specialties...
[02:59] Jandara
    Shush...
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E2 - I Ain't Dumb

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

[00:04] Jin
    Air conditioning for the win!
SIGN    "I Ain't Dumb"
[00:06] Jin
    That Nagoya heat is deadly,
    huh? I might melt—
[00:08] Jin
    Yatogame's already melted beyond all help!
SIGN    Ooze
[00:10] Mai
    Senpai, take a look at these.
[00:12] Mai
    They're Yatogame-chan's midterm exams.
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
[00:14] Mai
    It's almost time for finals,
    so if it keeps up...
[00:17] Yanna
    Just let us second-years handle it!
[00:19] Jin
    Huh? Me, too?!
[00:20] Mai
    Go on, Yatogame-chan.
    Ask Jin-senpai for help.
[00:24] Yato
    P-Please...
[00:26] Jin
    You're way too reluctant!
[00:28] Jin
    Okay, I'll give some easy questions,
     so try answering.
[00:30] Yato
    Fine.
SIGN    Q. Write the following in kanji:
    A peaceful (nagoyaka) atmosphere
    A: Peaceful (nagoyaka)
SIGN    Nagoya-ka
SIGN    Q: Write the following in English:
    "Breakfast"
SIGN    Morning
SIGN    Q: Write out the term expressed by the symbol:
    A: Root
SIGN    Chicken Wing
[00:37] Jin
    This is worse than I thought!
[00:38] Jin
    You keep trying to tie
    everything back to Nagoya!
[00:41] Yanna
    The modern literature one is even worse.
SIGN    It all went bonkers, so let's give 'er another go
SIGN    This is not a classic literature test
SIGN    Dialect
[00:43] Jin
    You wrote it all in the Nagoya dialect!
SIGN    Yatogame

    Good morning
SIGN    Hey, morning
SIGN    Yatogame

    I'll be there today
SIGN    Okay, cool
[00:45] Jin
    You used standard Japanese just fine before!
[00:47] Yato
    Yer the one who told me I didn't hafta!
[00:49] Jin
    You're blaming me?!
[00:51] Jin
    This is gonna be tough.
[00:52] Rara
    Just leave it to me!
[00:54] Rara
    The evening snack,
    a Lake Hamana specialty, Eel Pie!
SIGN    The Evening Snack
    Eel Pie
    Lake Hamana Specialty
SIGN    Piiiie
[00:57] Jin
    Evening snack?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Eel Pie is well known by
     its catchphrase,
     "the evening snack,"
     because its makers hoped
    that families would eat them
     together the evening after
     coming home from a trip
     where they bought them
     as souvenirs.
[00:59] Rara
    Oh, no! "Evening snack" doesn't
    mean what you're thinking!
[01:03] Rara
    My, such mature thoughts...
[01:04] Jin
    What do you think? Should we give up?
[01:06] Yato
    Gimme the next one!
SIGN    Grr
[01:07] Jin
    Okay, we'll try Japanese history.
[01:09] Jin
    In the Azuchi-Momoyama period,
    Oda Nobunaga estab—
SIGN    Rakuichi-rakuza
[01:12] Yato
    Rakuichi-rakuza.
[01:14] Jin
    She got it before I finished the question?!
[01:16] Jin
    Next question:
SIGN    Q: In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu engaged
     in what battle in the northern part of the Owari Province?
SIGN    ° Emperor Ogimachi granted Toyotomi Hideyoshi the clan name "Toyotomi" in 1586,
     meaning the correct name at the time of the Battle of Komaki and Nagakute was
     "Hashiba Hideyoshi," but it has been standardized as "Toyotomi Hideyoshi" for simplicity
     in this episode.
[01:17] Jin
    In 1584, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and—
SIGN    Battle of Komaki
    and Nagakute
[01:19] Yato
    Battle of Komaki and Nagakute.
SIGN    A: Battle of Komaki and Nagakute (Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12)
[01:21] Jin
    So fast!
[01:22] Yato
    In modern times, it's also known as
    the Tokai Campaign of Tensho 12.
[01:25] Jin
    She's the real deal!
[01:26] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
     item to Japan via Tanegashima?
[01:27] Jin
    In 1543, the Portuguese brought what
    item to Japan via Tanegashima?
SIGN    Kishimen
SIGN    A: Matchlocks (guns)
[01:31] Yato
    Kishimen.
[01:32] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi passed to restrict Christian
    missionaries and traders from Spain and
     Portugal was known by what name?
[01:33] Jin
    The edict Toyotomi Hideyoshi
    passed to restrict Chr—
SIGN    Edict of Expulsion
[01:35] Yato
    Edict of Expulsion.
SIGN    A: Edict of Expulsion
[01:36] Yato
    C'mon, that's common sense.
[01:38] Jin
    Question:
SIGN    Q: In 1853, the East India Squadron of American ships
     reached Japanese shores under what commander?
[01:39] Jin
    In 1853, the East India Squadron of American
    ships reached Japanese shores under what commander?
SIGN    Ichiro
SIGN    A: Perry
[01:43] Yato
    Ichiro.
[01:44] Jin
    Your history knowledge
    is all over the place!
[01:45] Yato
    Yeah...
[01:46] Mai
    The people mentioned in the
    questions she got right,
[01:48] Mai
    Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi,
    and Tokugawa Ieyasu...
[01:51] Mai
    were all born in Aichi!
SIGN    Born in Aichi
[01:54] Jin
    So that's why she only knew the
    ones about the three greats...
SIGN    Three Great Men
[01:56] Yato
    They ain't the "three greats"!
    They're the "three great men"!
[01:58] Jin
    Why the fixation on that detail?!
[02:01] Jin
    Wait, so you can remember things
    if they're linked to Nagoya?
SIGN    E
    x
    a
    m

    D
    a
    y
SIGN    Solve the following simultaneous equations.
[02:04] Jin
    Okay, listen, Yatogame.
[02:06] Jin
    You have trouble with these
    because you just see x and y.
SIGN    Hmmm
SIGN    Looooom...
[02:09] Yato
    Two tenmusu plus three chicken
    wings equals twelve!
SIGN    Flash
SIGN    Japanese

     Write the following in kanji:
    Mankitsu suru (to fully enjoy)
SIGN    Answer 5: Mankitsu
[02:14] Yato
    Nagoya cafés are always full!
SIGN    Nagoya cafés are always full!
SIGN    English
     Write the following in English: "Company"
[02:18] Yato
    Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
SIGN    Komehyo is the perfect company, ain't it?!
SIGN    T
    h
    e

    N
    e
    x
    t

    D
    a
    y
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
[02:23] Yato
    I mean, y'all shoulda saw it comin'.
[02:24] Jin
    My grades fell right through the floor.
[02:27] Jin
    I neglected my own studies
[02:29] Jin
    to spend all night coming up with
    Nagoya-based questions for Yatogame.
[02:32] Yato
    S-Sorry...
[02:35] Na
    It was the first time Yatogame
    ever apologized to Jin.
[02:38] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:41] Teppei
    I'm not feeling great about
    the exams coming up.
[02:43] Jandara
    Just put in the same effort you usually do.
[02:45] Teppei
    I dunno...
[02:46] Jandara
    All right, then. I'll give you a
    traditional Mikawa good luck charm.
[02:49] Teppei
    You'll really give me such a treasur—
SIGN    Maken Gummies
[02:50] Jandara
    Maken Gummies. Take 'em.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Made by Sugimotoya Seika,
     located in the city of Toyohashi
     in Aichi. They have been making
     candies for over 100 years and
     frequently sponsor music events.
[02:52] Jandara
    Sugimotoya Seika, the maker of Maken
    Gummies, is based in Toyohashi, Mikawa.
[02:56] Jandara
    With those, you "won't lose" (maken)!
[02:58] Teppei
    Not what I expected...
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E3 - This Ain't Trainin'

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    This Ain't Trainin'
[00:05] Jin
    I-I-Is this...
SIGN    I'll be waiting at Uramonzen Park From Ms. T
[00:07] Jin
    a love letter?!
[00:09] Yanna
    Hey, y'all got the same letter, too?
[00:09] Jin
    Yeah, I didn't think so.
    Of course it wouldn't be.
[00:11] Mai
    Yes.
[00:12] Jin
    So who is "T," then?
[00:16] Rara
    Ms. T has arrived!
[00:17] Yanna
    Uh, no, you're Rara-chan.
[00:17] Rara
    Photography club members,
    I've gathered you here for one reason.
[00:19] Yato
    What the heck is she doin'?
[00:22] Yanna
    You look like you're
    wondering how I know you.
[00:24] Rara
    You see, your club advisor
    asked me to train all of you.
[00:28] Jin
    You're just gonna keep pretending
    we don't know who you are, huh?
[00:30] Rara
    What your photos lack is fighting spirit!
[00:33] Jin
    Our photos?!
[00:34] Rara
    Now, come! Try to take this ball from me!
[00:37] Yanna
    Is that gonna help us take better photos?
[00:39] Jin
    But Rara-chan-sensei seems slow,
    so it should be easy... to...
[00:44] Rara
    Are you serious?
[00:45] Yanna
    Don't underestimate her!
SIGN    Shimizu S-Pulse
SIGN    Júbilo Iwata
SIGN    Fujieda MYFC
SIGN    Azul Claro Numazu
[00:46] Yanna
    Shizuoka is Japan's leading soccer kingdom!
[00:48] Yanna
    They have four J-League teams!
[00:50] Jin
    But Tokyo only has three?!
SIGN    Ms. T
    Come! Bring it on!
[00:52] Rara
    Come! Bring it on!
SIGN    1st
SIGN    Shizuoka
    Mie
SIGN    Arrrgh!
SIGN    1st
SIGN    Shizuoka
    Mie
SIGN    Prez
     got sent flying!
[00:56] Mai
    Prez got sent flying!
[00:57] Jin
    What just happened?!
[00:59] Yanna
    Someone from Mie, a prefecture
    with no J-League teams, could never...
[01:01] Yanna
    May the light shine on Veertien Mie...
SIGN    Flop...
[01:03] Mai
    Prez!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Veertien Mie is a Mie-based
    soccer team founded in 2012
    that aspires to become a
    J-League team. Many athletes
    native to Mie Prefecture have
     played for the team, and its
    love for its homeland is strong.
    We're all excited to see where
     they go from here!
[01:05] Mai
    Looks like I have no choice
    but to go myself.
[01:07] Jin
    Huh?! You sure?
[01:09] Mai
    Gifu has a J-League team called FC Gifu.
[01:12] Mai
    And unbelievably, they've even signed on
    players from Japan's national team.
[01:16] Mai
    So I must have a hidden
    power in me somewh—
[01:19] Yato
    Ya can't do it.
[01:20] Jin
    At least let her try.
[01:22] Rara
    Looks like your star player's up now.
[01:24] Yato
    I ain't gonna lose to you.
[01:27] Jin
    Wait, who...
[01:27] Mai
    There's no mistaking that tone of voice!
[01:30] Mai
    It's the mascot of Nagoya's
    beloved J1 soccer team!
[01:33] Yato
    Victory will be ours at Toyota
    and Paloma Mizuho!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Mo
[01:36] Mai
    She's been possessed by Grampus-kun!
SIGN    Roar...
[01:38] Rara
    I can see why he won the vote
    for the J-League's best mascot!
[01:41] Rara
    In that case...
[01:42] Rara
    The stance of the Shimizu
    S-Pulse mascot, PUL-chan!
SIGN    Rumble...
[01:52] Rara
    S-Pulse!
[01:52] Jin
    A cheering match?
    Why even have the ball anymore?
[01:55] Mai
    I guess we have no choice now.
[01:57] Mai
    Hey, you two! There's something
    on the ground near you!
[02:00] Rara
    On the ground?! It can't be!
    S-Pulse is a J1 team!
[02:04] Yato
    Grampus is forever!
[02:08] Mai
    I did it!
SIGN    Nagoya Grampus
    Demoted to J2 for the
     first time in 2016
SIGN    Shimizu S-Pulse
    Demoted to J2 for the
     first time in 2015
[02:09] Jin
    Yatogame's dead too, though!
[02:12] Rara
    I'm sorry!
[02:13] Rar
    I just wanted to help somehow,
    but it didn't work out!
[02:17] Jin
    That's not true.
[02:18] Rara
    Huh?!
[02:19] Jin
    You gave me some good practice
    in dynamic photography.
[02:24] Rara
    I'm so glad! I thought
    I was of no use at all!
[02:28] Rara
    Thanks to their somewhat hapless advisor,
    the club took a step forward.
[02:33] Yanna
    So where'd ya get "T" out of
    "Shonai Rara," anyway?
SIGN    Uramonzen Park
[02:36] Rara
    It's "T" for "tea," of course.
[02:37] Yanna
    We were s'posed to get that?!
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:39] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:40] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:42] Shiharu
    Hiya! I'm Itemae Shiharu.
[02:43] Nanaho
    I'm Koshiyasu Nanoha.
[02:45] Shiharu
    I heard Nagoyans are super
    stingy with their money.
[02:49] Nanaho
    Osakans are pretty stingy too, aren't they?
[02:51] Shiharu
    Nope. Give us the tiniest discount,
    and we'll buy whatever.
[02:55] Nanaho
    But Nagoyans don't even haggle, do they?
[02:58] Shiharu
    Don't be silly!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E4 - I Ain't Alone

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Photography Club
[00:03] Jin
    Club experience for middle schoolers?
SIGN    I Ain't Alone
[00:05] Rara
    The school's orientation day is coming up,
[00:08] Rara
    and they'll be checking out our clubs, too.
[00:10] All
    Future students visiting our club...
[00:12] Jin
    Wh-What should we do?
[00:13] Yato
    Yeah...
[00:13] Mai
    Why don't we put lots
    of photos up on the wall?
[00:16] Yanna
    Set it up like a showroom, huh?
[00:18] Yato
    Yeah!
SIGN    Orientation Day
[00:19] Jin
    We put up everything we had.
SIGN    Ball Sports Tournament
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
SIGN    Yummy Food
[00:21] Rara
    I think it looks great!
[00:22] Jin
    Wait, where are your photos, Sasatsu?
[00:24] Yanna
    Uh, mine are...
[00:25] Mai
    Here are her photos.
[00:26] Jin
    Insta-worthy shots? Really?
[00:28] Yanna
    Quit it! That's so embarrassing!
SIGN    1 Hour Later
SIGN    2 Hours Later
SIGN    Nothing
[00:33] Jin
    No one's coming at all.
SIGN    Photography Club
[00:35] Jin
    There are tons of kids visiting, though.
[00:36] Mai
    Well, it's lunchtime.
    Maybe they went to the cafeteria.
[00:39] Jin
    My favorite lunch
    in middle school was curry.
[00:42] Yato
    I miss the school lunches.
[00:44] Jin
    Huh? School... what?
[00:45] Yato
    School lunch. Y'know, in the lunch room.
[00:48] Jin
    Is that what you call the cafeteria?
[00:49] Yato
    What'd y'all call it, then?
SIGN    School Lunch Types
[00:50] Yato
    In middle school, ya go to the
    lunch room an' choose A or B,
SIGN    Bento Types
[00:54] Yato
    or ya choose one of the bento types, C or D!
[00:56] Yato
    Or ya can take bring own bento,
[00:58] Yato
    or eat with friends in other—
[01:01] Na
    This was when Yatogame learned...
[01:03] Na
    that none of the others had
    the same school lunches she did,
[01:05] Yanna
    They really had those?
[01:06] Na
    and that it was a culture
    only she was familiar with.
[01:06] Mai
    It's like in an anime!
[01:09] Na
    This gave her a sense of superiority.
SIGN    Only in
SIGN    Nagoya!
[01:12] Jin
    That's different from other school lunches?
[01:14] Yato
    It's more like meal sets to choose from.
[01:16] Mai
    Was there milk?
[01:16] Yato
    Yep, they had milk.
[01:18] Yato
    They also had Nagoya
    specialties like miso katsu,
[01:20] Yato
    kishimen, uiro, and hitsumabushi!
[01:22] Jin
    Hitsumabushi?!
[01:23] Mai
    In Gifu, we had keichan-yaki
    and candied sweetfish.
[01:26] Jin
    Sweetfish?! That's top-class cuisine!
[01:28] Yanna
    Same for us!
[01:29] Yanna
    Mie has Tsu gyoza and ChaChaMo
    lunches made with Matsuzaka beef!
[01:32] Jin
    Matsuzaka beef?!
[01:33] Mai
    Takayama in Gifu serves Hida beef, too.
SIGN    Summer Vegetable Curry
    with Hida Beef
[01:35] Jin
    Sweetfish, Matsuzaka beef, Hida beef...
[01:37] Jin
    Do schools in Shizuoka serve
    fancy foods like that, too?
[01:40] Rara
    No, it's just normal stuff.
[01:42] Rara
    Sometimes the aluminum
    rice packs have sakura rice in them.
[01:45] Jin
    Aluminum packs? Sakura rice?
[01:47] Rara
    I wonder, though... Why do
    schools serve milk with lunch?
[01:50] Rara
    Who needs it when the tea
    lady's there to bring you tea?
[01:52] Jin
    Tea lady?!
[01:54] Mai
    Speaking of milk, remember Milmake,
SIGN    Milmake
    Coffee
[01:55] Mai
    the stuff that changes
    the flavor when you add it?
[01:57] Mai
    Was yours a liquid?
[01:58] Yanna
    Ours was powder. The milk came in a bottle.
SIGN    Milmake
    Coffee
[02:00] Mai
    Mine was liquid, since we had cartons.
[02:03] Rara
    In Shizuoka, we have
    Shizuoka tea flavored Milmake.
SIGN    ° As of January 2021, this product is no longer available.
[02:06] Both
    Wow!
[02:07] Yato
    Milmake in school lunches?
[02:09] Mai
    What? You haven't heard of Milmake?
[02:11] Yato
    Course I have! It's made in Nagoya, y'know!
[02:14] Yato
    Never had it in a school lunch, though.
[02:17] Yato
    But anyway, about our school lunches...
[02:19] Yanna
    It's in Gifu's and Mie's, though.
[02:21] Rara
    And it's made in Nagoya...
[02:23] Na
    Her superiority complex
    was a thing of the past
[02:26] Na
    when she found herself put
    in her place by Milmake.
SIGN    Volleyball
     Club
SIGN    Literature
    Club
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:37] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:38] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:39] Shiharu
    Nagoyans put miso
    on everything they eat, huh?
[02:42] Nanaho
    So I hear.
[02:43] Shiharu
    Ya gotta put the right seasonings
    on the right foods.
[02:46] Nanaho
    You're that sensitive
    to subtle differences in flavors?
[02:48] Shiharu
    Ya better believe it!
[02:50] Shiharu
    Ya put yakisoba sauce on yakisoba,
[02:51] Shiharu
    takoyaki sauce on takoyaki,
[02:53] Shiharu
    okonomiyaki sauce on okonomiyaki,
[02:54] Shiharu
    and Worcestershire sauce on tempura!
[02:56] Nanaho
    Shiharu-chan, do you not find it weird
    to hear yourself say that?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E5 - I Ain't a Nagoyer

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Serura
    Nagoya's still so boring.
SIGN    I Ain't a Nagoyer
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Dobe Serura
    Here for orientation
    Middle school third-year
    Attracted to Tokyo
[00:05] Serura
    If this was Tokyo, I'd be having
    such a nice, blissful time.
[00:09] Serura
    The place that suits me best is...
[00:11] Serura
    Tokyo!
[00:12] Serura
    The city of freedom, Tokyo!
[00:15] Jin
    You know... your earbuds aren't plugged in.
[00:19] Serura
    Excuse you?! They're not supposed to be!
[00:21] Serura
    In Tokyo, this is the evo-style!
[00:24] Jin
    Not supposed to be?
    Also, what is "evo-style"?
[00:27] Serura
    Damn it! This is why I can't
    stand the people of Nagoya!
[00:30] Serura
    And now I'm hot from all that running.
[00:32] Serura
    Oh, I feel cool air.
SIGN    Photography Club
[00:35] Serura
    Whoa, someone's in here!
[00:37] Serura
    Is she in middle school, too?
[00:38] Serura
    That sure is a unique hairstyle.
[00:41] Serura
    She must be a fan of Tokyo, like me.
[00:45] Serura
    No one else understands, huh?
[00:47] Serura
    What's so wrong
    with being different, anyway?
[00:50] Serura
    There's just something there
    you can't find anywhere else.
[00:53] Yato
    It ain't a bad thing
    that we don't get Milmake!
SIGN    School Lunch Types
[00:56] Yato
    And I gotta make 'em see what Nagoya
    school lunches have that theirs don't!
SIGN    Bento Types
[01:00] Yato
    That means I gotta play up
    Nagoya's charms more!
[01:02] Serura
    You look like you'd rather be
    in a better place, too.
[01:05] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:06] Serura
    I'm Dobe Serura. Call me Serura.
[01:09] Yato
    I'm Yatogame Monaka.
[01:11] Serura
    Monaka-chan, huh? Nice to meet you.
[01:13] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:13] Jin
    Hey, one of the middle school kids is here.
[01:15] Jin
    Wait, you're that loud girl I saw earlier!
[01:17] Serura
    Monaka-chan, I can't even
    deal with this guy.
[01:20] Yato
    Yeah.
[01:20] Yato
    Serura knew from one glance
    that he's from Tokyo.
[01:23] Yato
    She's a true Nagoyer!
[01:24] Jin
    It's so hot, even with the AC on.
[01:29] Serura
    A Fujita Nekoru brand shirt?!
[01:31] Serura
    Those are only sold in Shibuya!
[01:33] Jin
    Yeah, I bought it when I was in Tokyo.
[01:36] Serura
    What?! What?! You're not from Nagoya?!
[01:38] Jin
    No, I moved here this past spring—
[01:42] Serura
    I had no idea you were from Tokyo!
[01:44] Serura
    Let me lick your shoes!
[01:45] Jin
    What the heck?! Please don't!
[01:46] Yato
    Serura, what're ya doin'?
[01:49] Serura
    Crap! I made myself look so dumb
    just because he's from Tokyo!
[01:53] Jin
    W-Well, since you're here,
    want to try taking a picture?
[01:55] Serura
    Huh? Ah... Sure!
[01:58] Yato
    Okay...
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:01] Yato
    Isn't Hachimaru adorable?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Hachimaru
    Born in 1610, the same year
     as Nagoya
    Loves interacting with people
    and traveling all over Nagoya.
[02:03] Yato
    Just look at his big, round eyes!
[02:05] Serura
    Monaka-chan... isn't that
    a mascot of Nagoya?
[02:09] Serura
    That's not the least bit cute, is it?
SIGN    °This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
[02:11] Serura
    It's the ultimate in non-evo.
[02:13] Yato
    Wha?!
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:14] Yato
    O-Okay, fine!
SIGN    Danamo
    Travels the world looking
     for peace, nature,
     and a slow life.
    Knows lots of things.
[02:16] Yato
    I bet you prefer Ebizabeth
    and Danamo, right?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Ebizabeth
    Hachimaru's friend.
    A very curious girl.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:19] Serura
    Wait, who even are those two?!
[02:21] Serura
    Come to your senses, Monaka-chan!
SIGN    ° This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
[02:23] Serura
    It's not right for a middle schooler
    to actually like Nagoya!
[02:26] Jin
    Uh, Yatogame's in high school.
[02:28] Serura
    Huh? High school?
[02:29] Yato
    Yeah.
[02:30] Serura
    You're in high school, and you like Nagoya?
[02:33] Serura
    You poor thing!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
[02:37] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:40] Teppei
    It's such a long trip to Shizuoka.
[02:42] Teppei
    Riding the Shinkansen just
    makes it seem even longer.
[02:44] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, was that a declaration of war?
[02:47] Jandara
    The Nozomi skips the whole
    Mikawa area along with Shizuoka!
SIGN    Mikawa-Anjo
SIGN    Toyohashi
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Odawara
SIGN    Shizuoka
[02:50] Teppti
    Huh?!
[02:51] Jandara
    Mikawa-Anjo Station is just a sad reminder
SIGN    Now passing through Mikawa-Anjo Station.
[02:54] Jandara
    that you're eight minutes from Nagoya.
[02:57] Teppei
    It's just an alert?!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E6 - You Ain't My Kind

E7 - It Ain't Enough

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    "It Ain't Enough"
[00:03] Toshika
    Do you have anything you regret?
[00:06] Toshika
    Maybe you broke something precious
    or fought with a friend?
[00:09] Toshika
    Well, right now, I...
[00:11] Shiharu
    Why ain't there any kasu?
SIGN    Kasu
[00:13] Yato
    Better shut up an' get the koro.
SIGN    Koro
[00:15] Toshika
    I never expected to overhear a devils'
    conference when eating out alone!
[00:20] Toshika
    "Kasu"? "Koro"?
SIGN    Kasu
    (Scum)
SIGN    Koro
    (Kill)
[00:22] Toshika
    How can they blurt out
    words like that in public?!
[00:25] Yato
    Kishikoro (udon kishimen) is good, too.
SIGN    Kishikoro
    (Groaning Kill)!!?
[00:26] Toshika
    Kishikoro?!
[00:27] Toshika
    What kind of way is that to kill someone?!
[00:29] Toshika
    That's terrifying beyond words!
[00:31] Guy
    What'll it be?
[00:32] Yato
    One koro.
[00:34] Guy
    Gotcha. One koro.
[00:36] Toshika
    What?! Did she... Did she...
    just order a hit?!
SIGN    HEH
    HEH
    HEH
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    Gyah hah hah
[00:39] Toshika
    This restaurant is bad news!
[00:40] Toshika
    Help me!
[00:42] Guy
    Ma'am?!
[00:43] Na
    To explain, "kasu" is beef offal
    fried on low heat until crispy.
SIGN    Kasu
SIGN    Beef offal fried until crispy
SIGN    Kasu Udon
SIGN    Koro Udon
[00:47] Na
    Kasu udon is udon soup topped with kasu.
SIGN    Less soup
SIGN    More soup
[00:50] Na
    "Koro" means "chilled,"
SIGN    Chilled Udon
[00:52] Na
    but confusingly, Nagoya has
    its own "chilled udon" already.
[00:54] Na
    The type that contains
    less soup is "koro udon."
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Suihakken
[00:58] Toshika
    I didn't get to eat lunch...
[01:00] Toshika
    Oh, I'll try here.
[01:02] Mai
    Oh! Toshika-chan?
[01:04] Toshika
    M-Mai-chan!
[01:05] Mai
    The chilled Chinese noodles here are great!
[01:07] Mai
    Would you like to join me?
[01:08] Toshika
    Oh, can I share your table, then?
[01:10] Toshika
    Thank goodness. This place looks normal.
[01:12] Mai
    And since you're here, I'll give you
    those idol goods we talked about.
[01:15] Mai
    I have them with me!
[01:16] Toshika
    Really? Right here?
[01:19] Guy
    Welcome.
[01:20] Toshika
    Are you serious?!
[01:21] Shiharu
    Yeah, udon just ain't enough.
[01:22] Yato
    Yep.
[01:23] Mai
    Wait, did I just hear—
[01:25] Toshika
    W-W-W-Wait!
[01:26] Toshika
    Gotta hide! I can't let them spot me!
[01:29] Mai
    She wants to hide her love for idols?
[01:31] Mai
    I know how you feel.
[01:33] Toshika
    Huh? Oh...
[01:34] Guy
    Here ya go. Two chilled Chinese noodles...
[01:36] Guy
    What?!
[01:37] Toshika
    Huh? There's something white on it...
[01:40] Shiharu
    Hey, man, this tiny bit ain't enough.
[01:42] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:43] Guy
    Sorry 'bout that.
[01:44] Guy
    Here ya go.
[01:47] Toshika
    Mayonnaise on chilled Chinese noodles?!
[01:49] Toshika
    Wait, wait! You wouldn't
    put mayonnaise on...
[01:52] Toshika
    I get it! Illegal stuff happens here!
[01:54] Toshika
    M-Mai-chan, we're in danger!
    We have to leave now!
[01:56] Mai
    But why? It's so delicious.
[02:01] Toshika
    Help me!
[02:03] Shiharu
    The heck?
[02:03] Guy
    Ma'am?!
SIGN    Another Day
[02:05] Jin
    People in Nagoya put mayonnaise
    on chilled Chinese noodles, right? Yuck.
[02:08] Yato
    It's way better with it on!
SIGN    S
    k
    r
    e
    e
[02:10] Jin
    Who started that tradition?
[02:12] Yato
    Who else? Sugakiya, the soul food of Nagoya!
[02:15] Jina
    Sugakiya?!
[02:15] Yato
    They made chilled Chinese noodles
    to be eaten like a salad,
[02:18] Yato
    so it's actually good with mayonnaise!
[02:21] Yato
    When ya order chilled Chinese noodles
    at Sugakiya, it comes with a mayo packet!
SIGN    Mayon
    naise
[02:25] Jin
    Huh? Why just a packet?
[02:26] Yato
    Well, some folks don't want any on theirs.
[02:28] Jin
    You just admitted that it's unorthodox.
SIGN    Eat half with mayonnaise
    on it and half without.
[02:30] Na
    If you haven't tried it yet,
    what have you got to lose?
[02:33] Tsuji
    Lady Serura and...
SIGN    Lady Serura
    and
    Tsuji the Butler
[02:35] Serura
    ...Tsuji the Butler.
[02:37] Serura
    I wanna go to Tokyo!
    Wanna go! Wanna go steak!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tsuji Masahide
    Born in Aichi.
    A butler serving the Dobe
     family.
    Loves his hometown well
     enough,
    but knows little of it.
    The white streaks in his
     hair are highlights.
[02:39] Tsuji
    You want to eat steak?
[02:41] Serura
    No, no! Party people in Tokyo use weird
    expressions like that all the time.
[02:45] Serura
    Besides, if I'm gonna fill my belly,
    it'll be with tapioca milk tea!
[02:48] Serura
    With fried chicken!
[02:49] Tsuji
    Fried chicken?
[02:50] Tsuji
    Milady, tapioca milk tea and fried chicken
    are served together only in Nagoya.
[02:55] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:56] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:58] Tsuji
    ...only in Nagoya.
[02:59] Tsuji
    ...Nagoya.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E8 - We Ain't a Couple

E9 - It Just Ain't Gonna Happen

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Hotter Than the Summer Sun
     Couples Photo Contest
SIGN    Top Prize:
    150,000 Yen
SIGN    "It Just Ain't Gonna Happen"
[00:02] Na
    Sasatsu, Yatogame, and Tadakusa
    decided to enter a photo contest,
[00:07] Na
    but it wasn't going well...
    and now it's Sasatsu's turn.
[00:11] Yanna
    I can't do this! Dates ain't my thing!
[00:14] Yato
    Just quit the club.
[00:14] Yanna
    But after I made Monaka
    and Mai do all that...
[00:17] Mai
    How disappointing.
[00:18] Yanna
    I can't admit defeat! I gotta do it!
[00:23] Mai
    Prez, you're bow-legged!
[00:25] Mai
    Don't carry your bag like that!
[00:27] Yanna
    That Mai's so naggy.
[00:29] Jin
    Look who's talking.
[00:31] Jin
    Oh, look! A beluga!
[00:32] Yanna
    Right! This is it!
[00:33] Yanna
    How kyoote!
[00:36] Yanna
    Y'know, I wish I could be a beluga!
[00:40] Jin
    Now I feel sick...
[00:42] Yanna
    You wanna die?
[00:43] Mai
    Prez, we'll never win the contest this way.
SIGN    Top Prize:
    150,000 Yen
SIGN    Hotter Than the Summer Sun
     Couples Photo Contest
[00:47] Mai
    I'll give you two one chance.
[00:49] Yato
    Yep.
[00:50] Mai
    You'll compete against the two
    of us in a quiz contest.
SIGN    Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
[00:53] Mai
    If you two lose, you have to address
    each other with nicknames!
[00:57] Both
    What?!
[00:58] Yato
    I've been to this aquarium
    tons of times. This'll be easy!
SIGN    Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
SIGN    Touch your choice
SIGN    For Kids
SIGN    For Adults
[01:01] Jin
    That's not fair!
SIGN    Question
SIGN    What other name does the common bottlenose
     dolphin go by?
SIGN    Answer
SIGN    Sorry,
     that's incorrect.
SIGN    False Killer Whale
[01:04] Yato
    Wha?!
[01:05] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
SIGN    Got 2 out of 10 correct
[01:06] Jin
    All right! Yatogame's hatred
    of studying worked for us!
[01:09] Yanna
    We can win!
[01:10] Yanna
    Yatogame chose a question meant for adults,
SIGN    Learn More About Killer Whales and Dolphins
SIGN    Touch your choice
SIGN    For Kids
SIGN    For Adults
[01:13] Yanna
    so let's pick one for kids.
[01:14] Jin
    That's my President Sasatsu!
    No pride at all!
SIGN    Question
SIGN    Why can't killer whales
    and dolphins live above ground?
SIGN    Can't breathe
SIGN    Too hot
[01:17] Jin
    The difficulty's the same!
    It just has cuter pictures!
SIGN    The sun is too bright, so they can't see.
SIGN    Glance Glance
SIGN    Sorry,
     that's incorrect.
SIGN    Answer
SIGN    2 correct answers
[01:21] Mai
    Well, we won. You have to
    give each other nicknames!
SIGN    0 correct answers
SIGN    J
    i
    n

    K
    a
    i
    t
    o
[01:25] Yanna
    Ka... Kakkun.
SIGN    K
    a
    k
    k
    u
    n
    ♥
SIGN    S
    a
    s
    a
    t
    s
    u

    Y
    a
    n
    n
    a
[01:27] Jin
    Ya... Yan-nyan.
SIGN    Yan-nyan
[01:29] Jin
    Please just kill me!
[01:32] Mai
    Prez, let's just give up
    on the photo contest.
[01:35] Yanna
    Not yet!
[01:36] Yanna
    This just means all four of us
    gotta go on a date together!
[01:38] Three
    Huh?!
[01:45] Yanna
    Well, I'm satisfied!
[01:46] Jin
    I feel like all we really did was have fun.
[01:49] Mai
    Also, when we're all on a date together,
    there's no one to take pictures.
[01:53] Yanna
    Whoops.
[01:54] Yanna
    Well, whatever. It's closin' time, anyway.
[01:56] Yato
    What're ya talkin' about?
SIGN    Normal Hours
SIGN    Summer • Golden Week
SIGN    ° Hours are subject to change.
    Please check the official website to make sure.
[01:57] Yato
    It's open through the evening
    for Summer Night Aquarium.
[02:01] Yato
    And the highlight is, of course...
[02:03] Yato
    The night dolphin performance!
[02:05] Jin
    Wow!
[02:06] Jin
    The pool is huge!
[02:08] Jin
    Tokyo only has small, indoor pools,
[02:10] Jin
    so I've never seen a dolphin show
    where they can move so freely.
[02:13] Yato
    It ain't a show. It's a performance.
[02:15] Yato
    It ain't like the man-made ones in Tokyo.
[02:17] Jin
    Oh, uh... okay.
[02:18] Jin
    Look, a dolphin's coming this way!
[02:20] Yanna
    Oh, yeah!
[02:23] Mai
    Careful. There's a chance you'll
    get splashed in these seats.
[02:26] Jin
    Tell us that sooner!
[02:27] Jin
    You okay, Sasatsu?
[02:29] Yanna
    You're soaked! What a dork!
[02:31] Jin
    Wha... You're soaked, too!
[02:33] Yanna
    C'mon, Monaka and Mai!
    You're goin' down with me!
[02:34] Mai
    No! Stop!
[02:36] Jin
    Get 'em, Sasatsu!
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:38] Voices
    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:40] Rara
    Aw, this bar doesn't have Shizuoka-wari.
[02:43] Rika
    Shizuoka-wari? Is that a discount?
[02:45] Rara
    It's shochu diluted with green tea.
SIGN    Sad
[02:48] Rara
    I guess they don't have that in Aichi.
[02:50] Guy
    Oh, in that case, here.
    Shochu with green tea.
[02:53] Rara
    I can barely taste the tea.
SIGN    Geh...
[02:55] Rara
    It's delicious.
[02:57] Guy
    Anyone ever tell you you're a terrible liar?
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E10 - I Can't Make It

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Teacher
    In our next cooking class,
    you'll form teams of three,
SIGN    "I Can't Make It"
SIGN    Next Home Economics Class
     Cooking Practice
SIGN    Each student must bring their own
    ingredients, kerchief, and apron
[00:05] Teacher
    and cook anything you want.
[00:07] Teacher
    You'll form teams with those
    who draw the same number as you.
[00:11] Toshika
    Drawing numbers? Oh, crap...
[00:13] Toshika
    I'm gonna be stuck with
    Hachijukkame-san again!
[00:16] Toshika
    But I should be fine, as long
    as my luck isn't absolutely...
[00:19] Toshika
    awful!
[00:20] Teacher
    You'll bring your own ingredients.
[00:21] Teacher
    Also, your dishes may be considered
    for the cultural festival menu,
[00:25] Teacher
    so give them plenty of thought.
[00:27] Toshika
    Oh, God!
SIGN    Dismissed!!
SIGN    D
    a
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    e

    C
    o
    o
    k
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    g

    L
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    s
    o
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[00:28] Toshika
    Thank goodness Mai-chan's here.
[00:30] Toshika
    It'd be hell if it was just me
    and Hachijukkame-san.
[00:34] Mai
    Her apron... So precious...
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
     Retires
[00:37] Toshika
    Why does this always happen?! I can't do this!
SIGN    Hang in there!
[00:40] Toshika
    B-But... I h-have to say something to her!
[00:43] Toshika
    Hachijukkame-san... what should we do?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Toshika can't read Yatogame's
     name correctly, and thinks it's
     read as "Hachijukkame."
SIGN    Hmph...
[00:46] Toshika
    Ignored!
SIGN    Yatogame doesn't realize
    "Hachijukkame" refers to her.
SIGN    Yatoga
[00:47] Toshika
    We're on the same team! Why the attitude?!
[00:48] Yato
    Let's make tamasen!
[00:50] Toshika
    And now this all of a sudden?!
[00:51] Yato
    Cultural festivals are for tamasen,
    and tamasen is for cultural festivals!
SIGN    SUPER
SIGN    TASTY!
[00:54] Toshika
    What is that? I've never heard of—
[00:56] YAto
    What?! That can't be true!
[00:57] Girl
    It's gotta be tamasen, huh?
[00:58] Guy
    I'm doing tamasen, too.
[00:59] Toshika
    It's approval rating's off the charts!
[01:01] Teacher
    No tamasen allowed.
[01:02] Teacher
    The eggs can cause food poisoning.
[01:05] Yato
    Wha?!
[01:05] Toshika
    Why don't we do pancakes instead?
[01:07] Toshika
    Oh! If we put whipped
    cream and fruit on them—
[01:09] Teacher
    Foods that aren't heated
    immediately before serving
[01:11] Teacher
    require the health care
    center's approval, so no!
SIGN    Compliance
SIGN    Whipped Cream
SIGN    Fruit
[01:13] Toshika
    Tell us that sooner!
[01:15] Mai
    I heard everything! Leave it to me!
[01:17] Mai
    My menu clears all the conditions!
[01:18] Toshika
    Mai-chan!
[01:19] Mai
    Roasted sweet potatoes!
[01:20] Both
    How old are you?
[01:22] Mai
    Wh-What? We can't make these?
[01:23] Toshika
    It's not that we can't...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Toshika can't read
    Yatogame's name correctly.
[01:24] Toshika
    Right, Hachijukkame-san?
SIGN    Hmm
[01:26] Toshika
    Right? Right?
[01:28] Toshika
    Don't ignore me, you demon!
[01:31] Yato
    Ignore? Demon?
[01:34] Yato
    That's it!
[01:36] Toshika
    Huh?
[01:36] Yato
    We have pancake mix and sweet potatoes,
SIGN    Pancake Mix
[01:38] Yato
    which means...
[01:40] Yato
    We can make oni manju!
[01:42] Toshika
    Oni... manju?!
SIGN    Oni Manju
     (Demon Steamed Buns)
[01:44] Mai
    That's perfect, Yatogame-chan!
[01:46] Toshika
    What's that? A demon? These two scare me!
[01:48] Toshika
    Guys, help me!
[01:49] All
    That's it! Oni manju!
[01:51] Toshika
    Onigashima!
SIGN    Yatogame's Easy Method!
    How to Make Oni Manju
[01:52] Yato
    You can make it in the microwave, too!
SIGN    Pancake Mix
SIGN    Sweet Potato
SIGN    Sugar ... 1 tbsp
SIGN    Water
SIGN    What You Need (Makes 8)
SIGN    1) Cut the sweet potato
    into 1cm cubes
    and mix in the sugar
SIGN    2) Mix the pancake mix
    and water in a bowl,
    then combine it with
    the sweet potato mixture
[01:54] Mai
    If you make them with flour and top-grade
    rice flour, they'll be extra-chewy!
SIGN    3) Place in aluminum cups and
     steam in a steamer for 12 minutes
SIGN    Done
[01:58] Yato
    Go on, try it!
[01:59] Toshika
    Th-This is an oni manju?
[02:02] Toshika
    Where's the "oni" part?
[02:03] Toshika
    Will I suffer like a demon if I eat it?
[02:05] Toshika
    God help me!
[02:06] Toshika
    This is good!
[02:08] Toshika
    It's so fluffy, even with no eggs or milk!
[02:10] Toshika
    The sweet potato is taking over my mouth!
[02:13] Toshika
    It's so warm and sweet!
[02:15] Yato
    It came to me when ya said "mushi"
    ("ignore" or "steamed") and "oni."
SIGN    Yum
[02:20] Toshika
    Maybe Hachijukkame-san
    isn't such a bad person after all.
[02:24] Teacher
    That was a very good idea, Jin, Yatogame.
SIGN    Jin?
SIGN    Jin?
SIGN    Yatogame?
SIGN    Yatogame?
[02:31] Toshika
    Wait, so it's not "Hachijukkame"...
    it's "Yatogame"?!
[02:34] Yato
    You're... from Tokyo?!
[02:36] Both
    What?!
[02:37] Na
    This experience brought Monaka
    and Toshika a bit closer.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
[02:42] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:45] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, Mikawa is the
    land of shrimp senbei.
[02:48] Teppei
    What does that mean?
[02:49] Jandara
    Nishio City in West Mikawa accounts for 60%
     of all the shrimp senbei made in Japan.
SIGN    Isshiki-cho in Nishio City
    has many long-established
     makers of shrimp senbei
SIGN    Nishio City
SIGN    Nishio City
SIGN    Elsewhere
    in Aichi
[02:53] Teppei
    It's almost all in Mikawa!
[02:55] Jandara
    Which means the shrimp senbei used
    in Nagoya's tamasen is made in Mikawa.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E11 - I Ain't Gonna Last

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    City Bus
SIGN    "I Ain't Gonna Last"
[00:04] Yanna
    Well, we're here.
[00:05] Mai
    Yes.
SIGN    ♥Yatogame-chan♥
SIGN    Help me
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What's wrong?
SIGN    What happened?
[00:07] Mai
    Yatogame-chan, please be okay...
[00:11] Yanna
    This is so exciting!
[00:14] Mai
    Prez... We're not here to have fun!
[00:16] Yanna
    I-I know that.
[00:18] Yanna
    But ya think Monaka's really here?
[00:20] Mai
    Where could she...
[00:21] Both
    There she is!
[00:22] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[00:22] Yanna
    Monaka!
[00:23] Shiharu
    Hey! Outta the way!
SIGN    Itemae
[00:25] Shiharu
    Comin' in for a landing!
[00:27] Nanaho
    Shiharu-chan, don't go off
    so far. You're too little.
[00:31] All
    Oh...
[00:33] Both
    You ran away?
[00:34] Nanaho
    Yes, and she dragged me with her.
[00:36] Shiharu
    I'm gonna stay at Mona-nee's place
    for all of summer break!
[00:39] Yato
    She keeps askin' me
    to take her places every day!
[00:42] Yato
    I ain't gonna last that long!
[00:44] Mai
    That's what you meant by "help me"?
[00:45] Yanna
    That's the kinda problem a dad would have.
[00:48] Shiharu
    The place I was hopin' to go
    was a legit seawater pool.
[00:51] Yanna
    Oh, the one in Mie? That's it, right?
[00:52] Yanna
    Summertime is Nagashima time!
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Mie
[00:53] Shiharu
    Wait, that's in Mie? It's Nagoya, ain't it?
[00:57] Mai
    Prez!
[00:59] Yato
    C'mon, don't be dumb!
[01:01] Yato
    Sun Beach Nikkogawa is
    the biggest freshwater pool in Japan!
[01:05] Yato
    Since it ain't seawater,
    it ain't salty, so it's safe for kids!
SIGN    Adults
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Children
SIGN    Elementary and middle school
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Seniors
SIGN    Age 65+ (Nagoya residents)
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Young Children
SIGN    Preschool age (6 and under)
SIGN    Free
SIGN    Real
    palm
    trees!!
SIGN    The sand makes
     it feel like
    ocean swimming!!
SIGN    Sun Beach Nikkogawa is the
    largest public pool in Japan,
    designed to feel like a resort. It has
     a beach pool, a wave pool, and a
    kids' pool, and it's the only place in
    Japan with a white sand beach.
    It's well-known for its lawn plaza
    filled with hibiscus flowers and
    red-blossomed Indian coral trees.
SIGN    Yatoga
[01:07] Yato
    The white sand on the beach
    comes from Australia.
[01:09] Yato
    It's the Waikiki Beach of Nagoya!
[01:11] Shiharu
    The Waikiki Beach of Nagoya?
    Ain't that kinda lame?
[01:14] Nanaho
    That seems like all the more
    reason to use seawater.
[01:18] Nanaho
    But there ain't too many tourists,
     so that's nice.
[01:21] Shiharu
    Yeah, Hirakata Park would be
    packed like a sardine can by now.
[01:24] Shiharu
    It's nice how deserted Nagoya's is!
SIGN    Might
    as
    well
    use
    seawater
SIGN    Ain't
    too
    many
    tourists
SIGN    Ain't
    that
    kinda
    lame?
SIGN    Deserted
[01:26] Yato
    Chic! Ken! Wing! Tips!
[01:29] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[01:31] Yanna
    These two are too much
    for Monaka to handle alone.
[01:34] Mai
    I can definitely see why she messaged me.
[01:37] Yanna
    What the?!
[01:38] Serura
    Step away from Monaka-chan!
[01:40] Serura
    She's a dirty Nagoyan!
[01:42] Yanna
    It's that girl!
[01:42] Mai
    Why are you here?!
[01:43] Tsuji
    Milady, is this the photo you want to upload
    to Instagram with the hashtag #waikikinow?
[01:47] Serura
    Perfect! It looks just like
    I'm in Waikiki and—
[01:51] Serura
    I-I'm not lying, okay?!
[01:54] Shiharu
    Are you Mona-nee's friend, too?
[01:55] Shiharu
    If ya are, come play with us!
[01:57] Shiharu
    Nagoya's boring. There ain't nothin' to do.
[01:59] Serura
    I've longed to meet you, my brother!
[02:01] Shiharu
    Er... Uh-huh...
[02:02] Shiharu
    Call me Shiharu, my brother!
[02:04] Serura
    I'm Serura! Nice to meet you, my brother!
[02:06] Nanaho
    Hey, there's a pool over there
    that's perfect for you two.
[02:10] Shiharu
    I am Captain Shi Haru!
SIGN    Pirates
[02:12] Serura
    And I am Captain Serurando!
[02:14] Serura
    Wait! This is the kids' pool!
[02:16] Shiharu
    You makin' fun of me?!
[02:17] Nanaho
    They play off each other's idiocy. Too funny.
[02:20] Yanna
    We should probably stay outta this one.
[02:22] Mai
    Let's all just have fun today,
    for Yatogame-chan's sake.
[02:25] Yato
    Yep...
[02:32] Rara
    Rub, rub...
SIGN    Crêpes
SIGN    S
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    S
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[02:34] Yato
    Yum!
[02:36] Yanna
    Wait, aren't we forgettin' something?
[02:38] Mai
    Are we?
[02:40] Jin
    Barley tea's so good.
SIGN    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:42] Voices
    You Can Do It, Rara-chan!
[02:44] Rara
    I'm hungry.
[02:46] Rara
    Hey, Fujinomiya yakisoba!
SIGN    Fujinomiya
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Yummiya!
SIGN    Fujinomiya Yakisoba Gakkai
[02:48] Rara
    That's a Shizuoka specialty!
[02:50] Guy
    Wow, look. "Yummiya."
[02:52] Girl
    That's hilarious. It's Nagoya's dialect.
SIGN    Many think the "mya" ending on
    some words is exclusive to Nagoya,
    but it's also used in the middle
    eastern part of Shizuoka,
    including Fujinomiya. It doesn't seem
    to be used in western Shizuoka,
    making its popularity on either side of it an interesting phenomenon.
[02:54] Rara
    They say "mya" in Fujinomiya, too!
SIGN    Yatoga
[02:57] Rara
    It applies just as well to Shizuoka!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!

E12 - Let's All Get Along

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SIGN    "Let's All Get Along"
[00:00] Jin
    Man, that took forever.
[00:02] Jin
    "I'm here." There.
[00:05] Mai
    Oh, it looks like Jin-senpai is here.
[00:07] Yanna
    Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten all about him.
[00:09] Mai
    Let's go meet him.
SIGN    comes to Sun Beach Nikkogawa!
[00:11] Voice
    The Third Greatest Cities 5
    idol event will begin at 3:00 PM.
[00:14] Jin
    Here's the camera.
[00:16] Mai
    Thank you!
[00:17] Voice
    We hope you'll all join in.
[00:17] Jin
    It's pretty busy here.
    Is there an event going on?
[00:20] Mai
    They're saying an idol event
    is about to start!
[00:22] Jin
    Oh...
[00:23] Mai
    The five members of TGC5
[00:25] Mai
    are from Sapporo, Sendai,
    Kobe, Hiroshima, and Fukuoka.
[00:29] Mai
    They're out to prove that their hometowns
    should be Japan's third-greatest city.
SIGN    3 Greatest Cities
[00:33] Jin
    People are that fixated
    on being the third-greatest city?
SIGN    Nagoya? Sapporo? Fukuoka?
    Sendai? Kobe? Yokohama? Hiroshima?
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Tokyo
[00:35] Mai
    Well, the first and second
    positions won't ever change.
[00:38] Yato
    I ain't gonna let that slide!
[00:39] Jin
    It's only times like this
    when you're quick to jump in!
[00:41] Yami
    If ya wanna run yer mouth,
    I'll set ya straight!
SIGN    K
    a
    b
    a
    n
    e

    Y
    a
    m
    i
SIGN    Sendai
[00:43] Yami
    I'm Kabane Yami!
[00:44] Chiyoru
    Hiroshima's tastes are the only tastes!
SIGN    Hiroshima
SIGN    B
    u
    c
    h
    i

    C
    h
    i
    y
    o
    r
    u
[00:46] Chiyoru
    I'm Buchi Chiyoru!
[00:47] Tooru
    Everyone doin' super good?
SIGN    Kobe
SIGN    A
    r
    a
    k
    o
    m
    i

    T
    o
    o
    r
    u
[00:49] Tooru
    I'm Arakomi Tooru!
[00:50] Mana
    With a big heart, anything's possible!
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    T
    a
    k
    e
    s
    h
    i
    t
    s
    u

    M
    a
    n
    a
[00:52] Mana
    I'm Takeshitsu Mana!
[00:53] Toyone
    Number one in population growth,
    growth rate, and youth ratio!
SIGN    N
    a
    n
    b
    a
    s
    h
    i
SIGN    T
    o
    y
    o
    n
    e
SIGN    Fukuoka
[00:56] Toyone
    Fukuoka oughta be the capital city!
[00:58] Toyone
    I'm Nanbashi Toyone!
[00:59] Toyone
    The third-greatest city in Japan is...
[01:02] Five
    Sapporo! Kobe! Fukuoka!
     Hiroshima! Sendai!
[01:03] Tooru
    We're here in Nagoya to declare war over
    the title of Japan's third greatest city!
[01:08] Mana
    The showdown is on to find
    out which city wins the title!
[01:09] Yanna
    The heck is with these girls?
[01:12] Yami
    We'll be competin' with a rap battle!
[01:14] Yami
    You'll be facin' me soon enough!
[01:16] Tooru
    Who wants to challenge us? Hands up!
[01:18] Yato
    I'll take y'all on.
[01:21] Yato
    I'm not lettin' any of y'all
    be the third greatest.
[01:24] Jin
    Can Yatogame actually rap?
[01:26] Mai
    Jin-senpai, Nagoya has produced
    an impressive number of hip-hop artists.
[01:30] Jin
    Huh?!
[01:31] Mai
    And there are lots who've made names
    for themselves nationwide!
[01:34] Mai
    I can see Yatogame-chan's
    hip-hop soul clearly!
[01:38] Yato
    Hmph!
[01:39] Chiyoru
    You'll be up against me!
[01:41] Chiyoru
    Hiroshima love and rap, from me to you!
[01:43] Chiyoru
    From Onomichi's shutout to momiji manju!
SIGN    Smooth Chunky Matcha Cream Chocolate
[01:45] Chiyoru
    Mach speed love for chunky an,
    smooth an, and matcha!
SIGN    Love
[01:47] Chiyoru
    Matsuda Stadium's graphical
    red duds comin' atcha!
[01:49] Chiyoru
    Cheers perk up the town
    as koi swim up the fall!
[01:51] Chiyoru
    Wanna be mean? I'll clobber y'all!
[01:52] Yato
    Hiroshima? Specialties?
[01:54] Yato
    The winner's miso topping!
    Fix your priorities!
[01:57] Yato
    Koi are so yesterday! We've got dragons!
[01:59] Yato
    The bands at Nagoya Dome
    are so deluxe, your mind's gone!
SIGN    ° Its official name is "Vantelin Dome Nagoya."
[02:00] Yato
    Representin' Nagoya, Yatogame Monaka!
SIGN    Fukuoka
    Love Forever
[02:05] Toyone
    Yer a worthy opponent. My turn now!
[02:09] Toyone
    The number one miso prefecture
    is Nagano, not Nagoya!
SIGN    Nagano
[02:12] Yato
    It ain't about consumption!
    No one can top Nagoya's love for miso!
[02:16] Yato
    Also, the only miso dish
    Sapporo has is ramen!
[02:19] Rika
    Yatogame...
[02:19] Recchiri
    Wow.
[02:20] Rara
    How cool. I want in on this, too.
[02:23] Tooru
    Night views, waterfalls, Buddha statues?
[02:24] Tooru
    Kobe's the sightseeing spot to choose!
[02:26] Tooru
    In the sightseeing game,
    Nagoya's gonna lose!
[02:28] Yato
    Night views and Buddha statues
    are the same everywhere!
[02:30] Yato
    Kobe comes in second
    to Osaka in sightseeing!
[02:32] Nanaho
    True.
[02:33] Shiharu
    Yep.
[02:34] Yami
    Our general, Date Masamune,
    ain't just for show!
[02:36] Yami
    Beef tongue's a worthier dinner
    than katsu, y'know!
[02:37] Yato
    He ain't nothin' compared to the three greats,
    Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu!
[02:41] Yato
    Try again after ya take over Japan!
[02:42] Serura
    Monaka-chan's so evo!
[02:43] Tsuji
    Very evo.
[02:44] Toyone
    Nobody walks in Nagoya!
[02:46] Toyone
    Nothin' like the full bloom of Fukuoka!
[02:48] Yato
    Nagoya's underground is highly advanced!
[02:50] Yato
    Nobody walks on the surface all the time!
[02:51] Yato
    Everyone in Fukuoka
    still walks above ground!
[02:53] Toyone
    Underground? What are you, a mole?
[02:55] Toyone
    Ain't y'all got stations in that trash hole?
[02:57] Toyone
    Fukuoka's got more attractions!
    It makes more sense to walk!
[03:02] Jin
    I feel like they're just arguing.
[03:04] Mai
    What's wrong with that,
    Jin-senpai? They're having fun.
[03:07] Yanna
    Nice, Monaka!
[03:11] Rara
    So cool!
[03:12] Jin
    I guess so.
[03:13] Mai
    Besides...
[03:15] Mai
    No one cares which is the third-greatest city,
    except people from those cities.
[03:18] Jin
    You don't mince words!
[03:21] Chiyoru
    Oysters!
[03:21] Yami
    Zunda!
[03:22] Tooru
    Kobe beef!
[03:22] Mana
    Horsehair crab!
[03:23] Toyone
    Mentaiko!
[03:24] Yato
    Chicken wings! Hitsumabushi!
    Miso oden! Miso katsu!
[03:26] Yato
    Miso-stewed udon!