Season 2

E1 - We Meet Again
E2 - I Ain't Scary
E3 - It Ain't Dull
E4 - I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out
E5 - It Ain't a Main Dish
E6 - I Ain't Backin' Down
E7 - I Ain't Skippin' It
E8 - It Ain't a Building
E9 - It Ain't Weird
E10 - It Ain't Weak
E11 - I Ain't Yer Servant
E12 - It Ain't Number Three

E1 - We Meet Again

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

SIGN    Takeda Chisa
     (TV Aichi announcer)
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program
    will appear to present a
[00:04] ---
    biased view of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region.
[00:07] ---
    Please bear in mind that these
    scenes are strictly the opinions
[00:10] ---
    of the characters and may not represent reality,
[00:13] Na
    and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:15] Jin
    We're still being way too careful!
SIGN    "We Meet Again"
[00:18] Jin
    Hey.
[00:20] Jin
    You're the only one here, Yatogame?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jin Kaito
SIGN    A high school second-year originally
     from Tokyo. After moving to Nagoya,
     he was placed in the photography club
     against his will, but he's gotten used to it.
     He's intrigued by Yatogame.
[00:23] Yato
    Appappa!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka
SIGN    A high school first-year born in Nagoya.
     She loves Nagoya deeply and sees Tokyo
     as her enemy.
[00:27] Jin
    What was that? Some kind of gag?
[00:29] Yato
    No! The door's appappa!
[00:31] Jin
    "Appappa"!
[00:33] Yato
    Ugh!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    "Appappa" = "left open."
    Since it's so far removed
    from the standard
    Japanese equivalent,
     "akeppanashi," it's difficult
     for those unfamiliar with
     the Nagoya dialect
     to recognize. Best to let
     context be the judge.
[00:37] Mai
    Hello, people!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai
SIGN    A high school first-year born in Gifu.
     She doesn't have much love for
     her hometown, but she has lots of love
     for Yatogame.
[00:40] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
SIGN    Click
[00:42] Jin
    I've actually gotten used to seeing this.
[00:44] Yato
    Quit it!
[00:44] Mai
    You're really fitting in here now, Jin-senpai.
[00:47] Jin
    Nah, not at all.
[00:48] ---
    There's still a lot of Nagoya speak I don't know.
[00:50] Mai
    Then I'll teach you some of the
    Nagoya speak we hear most often!
SIGN    Tsukue o tsuru
[00:53] Mai
    For moving a desk, you use the
    verb "tsuru" instead of "hakobu."
[00:56] Jin
    What about stuff other than desks?
[00:57] Mai
    It's not normally used.
[00:58] Yato
    Yep.
[00:59] Mai
    For locking a door, you use the
    verb "kau" instead of "kakeru."
SIGN    Kagi o kau
[01:01] Jin
    What about stuff other than locks?
[01:02] Mai
    It's not normally used.
[01:03] Yato
    Yep. Yep.
[01:04] Mai
    And for washing rice, you use the
    verb "kasu" instead of "togu."
SIGN    Kome o kasu
[01:07] Jin
    What about stuff other than rice?
[01:09] Mai
    It's not used at all!
[01:10] Yato
    Yep!
[01:11] Jin
    That's not very user-friendly!
[01:13] Yanna
    Monaka! You in here?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Sasatsu Yanna
SIGN    A high school second-year born in Mie.
    The photography club president.
    Has a bit of fondness for her hometown.
[01:17] Yanna
    Monaka! Why didn't ya contact me yesterday?
[01:20] Yato
    'Cause I forgot my cell phone!
[01:22] Yanna
    I spent all night waitin' for ya!
SIGN    Yan Yan
[01:24] Yanna
    Ya didn't answer my calls, yan yan!
    Ya didn't reply to my email, yan yan!
[01:27] Yanna
    I was so worried, I couldn't sleep, yan yan!
[01:29] Jin
    That's a lot of "yan yan."
[01:30] ---
    I guess you have an accent too, Sasatsu.
[01:32] Yanna
    No call, yan yan! No email,
    yan yan! No sleep, yan yan!
SIGN    Yan Yan
[01:33] Mai
    "Yan" has quite a few different
    uses in the Mie dialect.
[01:36] Jin
    Oh...
[01:37] Yanna
    Why're you the only one not
    speakin' with an accent, Mai?
[01:40] Mai
    Huh? Why do you ask?
[01:42] Yato
    I ain't been usin' one, either!
[01:44] Jin
    Your secret's way out already, Yatogame.
[01:46] Mai
    Well, the Gifu dialect is practically
    the same as Nagoya's...
[01:49] Yanna
    C'mon, let us hear ya.
[01:51] Yanna
    Try, "I like you," or somethin'.
[01:53] Jin
    I want to hear that, too!
[01:54] Mai
    Why'd you pick that particular phrase?!
[01:55] Yato
    I ain't got an accent!
[01:57] Mai
    U-Um...
[02:00] Mai
    I like ya...
[02:04] Mai
    I'm sorry it's not that interesting!
[02:06] Mai
    Gifu is basically just part of Nagoya!
[02:10] Mai
    Whew... I got weirdly sweaty
    over that, and now I'm thirsty.
[02:13] Yato
    We've got some chin-chin tea if ya want it.
[02:14] Jin
    There it is! Chin-chin!
SIGN    Chin-chin Chin-chin Chin-chin
[02:16] Mai
    This is chin-chin, all right.
[02:18] Yanna
    A little too chin-chin, I say.
[02:19] Yato
    Chin-chiko-chin, in fact.
[02:20] Jin
    What?! Why are you saying that?! Stop!
[02:23] All
    Chin-chiko-chin!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jandara Rin
SIGN    Teppei's senpai
     from Mikawa, Aichi
[02:59] Teppei
    My senpai at school, Jandara Rin-san,
     is from Aichi Prefecture.
[03:02] Teppei
    Do you get irritated when people
    ask if you're from Nagoya?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Teppei
SIGN    Jandara-senpai's kouhai
     from Chiba Prefecture.
[03:05] Jandara
    Well, I don't exactly like it that much.
SIGN    Owari
[03:08] Jandara
    Nagoya came about when the Owari Province
SIGN    Owari
SIGN    Mikawa
[03:11] ---
    was renamed to Nagoya Prefecture in 1872,
    after the abolition of the han system.
[03:15] Jandara
    Where I'm from, the Mikawa Province,
    should have been called Nukata Prefecture.
[03:18] Teppei
    Jandara-senpai is a very serious person...
[03:21] Jandara
    Okay, Teppei-kun, say that with me-rin.
SIGN    Mirin!?
[03:24] Teppei
    ...but sometimes the way she ends
    her sentences isn't so serious.
[03:26] Jandara
    Ready, and...
[03:27] Both
    Nukata Prefecture.
[03:29] ---

E2 - I Ain't Scary

E3 - It Ain't Dull

E4 - I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

SIGN    Sawaguchi Aika (dela)
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:03] ---
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:06] Na
    but please enjoy this program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:09] Na
    And come dela-ight in a dela-iciously
    fun dela concert without dela-y!
[00:13] Jin
    What did you say in that last part?
SIGN    "I Didn't Leave Nothin' Out"
[00:15] Jin
    It's hot.
[00:16] Yanna
    It's hot.
[00:17] Yato
    It's hot!
[00:18] Yanna
    I can't take it!
[00:19] Yanna
    Someone go get permission for us
    to get an air conditioner in here!
[00:23] Mai
    Now, now. If heat like this
    is enough to get to you,
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Gifu Prefecture
    As of 2019, it still holds the
     record for the second-highest
     temperature in Japan's
     recorded history (41.0°C),
     second only to Saitama
     Prefecture. Also, the three
    cities of Mino, Gero, and Tajimi
    in Gifu have consistently ranked
     in the top five hottest cities.
[00:25] Mai
    you'd never survive in Gifu.
[00:27] Jin
    Gifu is brutal!
[00:28] Yanna
    I know! If we ask Rara-chan about
    gettin' an air conditioner,
[00:31] ---
    I bet she'd mediate for us!
[00:33] Jin
    Rara-chan? Who's that?
[00:35] Yanna
    She's right there.
[00:37] Rara
    You called?
[00:44] Rara
    I'm this club's advisor!
[00:45] ---
    Were you surprised?
[00:47] Jin
    What the heck?
[00:48] Mai
    So, um, this lady is...
[00:51] Mai
    the photography club's advisor, Rara-sensei.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Shonai Rara

    Photography club advisor
    Shizuoka native
    Teaches English
[00:53] Rara
    I'm Shonai Rara!
[00:55] Rara
    My favorite sushi is tuna!
[00:58] Yanna
    Y'know, Rara-chan, that's the fifth
    time you've popped outta the locker.
[01:01] Yanna
    It's gettin' boring.
[01:03] Rara
    You're all so spoiled, getting bored
     after only five times!
[01:07] Rara
    Shizuoka's been showing reruns
    of the same anime for ages!
[01:11] Jin
    This club had an advisor?
[01:13] Mai
    Rara-sensei is from Shizuoka.
[01:16] Rara
    Everyone was having fun without me again...
[01:19] Rara
    The Nozomi Shinkansen doesn't stop in Shizuoka,
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Mikawa Anjo
SIGN    Toyohashi
SIGN    Odawara
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
[01:22] Rara
    and it's excluded from the Tokai region.
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Aichi
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shizuoka
[01:25] Rara
    I guess I'm just in the way, too...
SIGN    Mie
[01:27] Jin
    She suddenly sounds like some kinda tragic hero!
[01:29] Mai
    More importantly, can you handle the
    matter of the air conditioner for us?
[01:32] Rara
    You mean I can be one of the gang now?
[01:35] Rara
    Really?
[01:35] Three
    Uh-huh.
[01:37] Rara
    I'm so happy!
[01:39] Rara
    Leave everything to me!
[01:41] All
    Yeah!
[01:42] Yanna
    Well, my relatives are gonna be on Genki! Mie!,
SIGN    Genki! Mie!
    The Lively Livelihood Report
[01:46] ---
    and I gotta watch, so I'm headin' home.
[01:47] Jin
    Just record it!
[01:49] Mai
    I need to go home and scorch
    the soles of my new shoes.
[01:52] Jin
    What kind of dangerous custom is that?!
[01:54] Yato
    W-Well...
[01:55] Jin
    If you've got nothing, then stay!
[01:58] Jin
    So Sensei, how do we get permission?
[02:01] Rara
    Don't worry about that!
[02:02] Rara
    I have a secret plan that's perfect for this!
[02:05] Jin
    A secret plan?
SIGN    Shincha
[02:06] Rara
    Right here!
[02:07] Rara
    One of Japan's three most refined teas,
[02:09] Rara
    shincha from Shizuoka!
[02:12] Rara
    I'll make some of this for everyone.
[02:14] Rara
    And then...
[02:17] Teacher
    This is much better than our usual tea!
[02:19] Teacher
    Thanks, Rara-chan!
[02:21] BG
    So good!
[02:21] BG
    Thanks!
[02:21] BG
    This really is good.
[02:22] Teacher
    Rara-chan, is there anything
    you'd like as thanks?
[02:25] Rara
    Well, I'd like an air
    conditioner for our club room!
[02:29] Rara
    It's perfect!
[02:30] Jin
    That's a roundabout method.
[02:32] Rara
    Here, have some tea.
[02:34] Teacher
    Thanks.
[02:35] Teacher
    Excuse me, Shonai-sensei.
    Can I have one, too?
[02:37] Teacher
    Me, too.
[02:38] Teacher
    Me, too.
[02:39] Teacher
    And me.
[02:39] Teacher
    Tea, please.
[02:40] Teacher
    Me, too!
[02:41] Rara
    Sure! Coming right up!
[02:47] Rara
    I'm so happy! I'm actually being sought out!
[02:50] Rara
    So this is what it means to be alive!
[02:53] Jin
    Uh, what about the air conditioner?
[02:55] Jin
    After that, we asked normally,
[02:57] Jin
    and they granted our request normally.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2

E5 - It Ain't a Main Dish

E6 - I Ain't Backin' Down

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SIGN    Asaka
     (Aichi Prefecture)
SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:02] Na
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Na
    Please keep that in mind as you watch this
    program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:09] Na
    By the way, as a Nagoya native,
    my favorite Nagoya food is fruit daifuku!
[00:13] Jin
    Wow, I should try those, too!
SIGN    "I Ain't Backin' Down"
[00:17] Toshika
    I've had it! I'm going back to Tokyo!
[00:19] Jin
    Chill out. It's not that big a deal.
[00:22] Toshika
    Yes, it is!
[00:24] Toshika
    Why... Why?
[00:26] Toshika
    Why isn't Nagoya on a nationwide tour?!
SIGN    Nationwide Tour

     Tokyo 8/4
    Sendai 8/5
    Osaka 8/11
    Hiroshima 8/12
    Fukuoka 8/17
[00:29] Toshika
    Sendai and Hiroshima are there!
SIGN    Tokyo 8/4
    Sendai 8/5
    Osaka 8/11
    Hiroshima 8/12
    Fukuoka 8/17
[00:32] Na
    This is known as the "Nagoya skip."
SIGN    Shin-Osaka
SIGN    Nagoya Skip!!
[00:34] Na
    The term began trending in 1992,
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Shin-Yokohama
[00:37] ---
    when the Nozomi Shinkansen route that
    skipped Nagoya Station was designed.
[00:41] Na
    Today, we will introduce some classic
    examples of the Nagoya skip.
[00:45] Na
    Example 1: late-night anime.
SIGN    Example 1
SIGN    Late-Night Anime
[00:47] Mai
    I can't wait for next season's new anime!
[00:49] Mai
    I'd better get set up to record it right away!
[00:51] Mai
    The channel it's on...
[00:53] Mai
    It's not airing in Aichi?!
[00:55] Na
    In the past, Aichi was known
    as an otaku-friendly place
[00:57] Na
    that aired all of the late-night anime.
[00:59] Na
    But over the years, it aired less.
SIGN    Terrestrial Anime Broadcasts
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Aichi
[01:01] Na
    In recent years, terrestrial anime
    broadcasts in Aichi amount to less
[01:03] ---
    than one third of those aired in Tokyo.
[01:05] Mai
    Oh, it's airing in Gifu, though.
[01:07] Mai
    Great.
[01:08] Na
    But for some reason,
    they do air in Gifu and Mie.
[01:11] Na
    It's a mystery.
SIGN    Ramen Kuro
[01:13] Na
    Example 2: ramen chains.
SIGN    Example 2
SIGN    Ramen Chains
[01:16] Yanna
    Nice! I'm starvin', so maybe I'll go.
[01:18] Yanna
    It's not in Nagoya!
[01:20] Yanna
    But it's in Niigata and Kyoto!
[01:22] Na
    The people of Nagoya love all types of noodles.
[01:25] Na
    They're so particular that new chains
    pop up and disappear constantly,
SIGN    Champon Hut
SIGN    Udon
SIGN    Ramen Yarou!
SIGN    Hakata Ramen
[01:29] Na
    and none of them last.
SIGN    Restaurant Closing
    Thank you
    for your patronage.
[01:31] Na
    It is truly a land isolated from noodles.
[01:34] Yanna
    We still have Sugakiya!
[01:37] Na
    Example 3: events.
SIGN    Example 3
SIGN    Events
[01:39] Girl
    I guess that illustration exhibit
    doesn't come to Nagoya.
[01:41] Girl
    What? No way! That's a Nagoya skip!
[01:46] Na
    Yatogame-chan elegantly ignores them.
[01:48] Na
    As a Nagoyan, Yatogame lives strong.
[01:51] Na
    It takes more than that to faze her.
[01:54] Na
    Anyway, to continue...
[01:55] Na
    Events skip Nagoya because it's
[01:57] ---
    just close enough to both Tokyo and Osaka
    that attendees are split between them.
[02:01] Jin
    Can't people in Nagoya just
    go to one or the other?
[02:03] Na
    This is the thinking that
    led to this sad phenomenon.
[02:06] Na
    There are many examples of the Nagoya skip
[02:09] ---
    other than the late-night anime,
    noodles, and events we've covered here.
[02:13] Na
    It is a reality that torments
    all the people of Nagoya.
SIGN    Why?!
[02:19] Girl
    They have it in Fukuoka, though...
[02:22] Na
    Yatogame has endured many Nagoya skips.
[02:24] Na
    She thought she had developed
    a resistance to it.
[02:27] Na
    But...
[02:29] Na
    She doesn't want to lose to Fukuoka.
[02:31] Na
    Even if she doesn't root
    for any teams from Nagoya,
[02:34] Na
    she doesn't want the Hawks or Avispa to win.
[02:36] Na
    That is the fate of the Nagoyans.
[02:39] Na
    Fukuoka: as Japan's third major city,
    it's often compared to Nagoya.
[02:43] Na
    They compete in gourmet,
    tourism, ease of living,
SIGN    Nagoya VS Fukuoka SP
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    m 13 177 l 15 325 620 326 614 175
SIGN    Japan's Third Major City
    Is Actually Nagoya
[02:45] ---
    and even silly things like
    having the most coffee chains.
SIGN    Nagoya VS Fukuoka SP
SIGN    Fukuoka
SIGN    m 21 176 l 19 291 605 295 599 173
SIGN    The Third City
    Is Actually Not Nagoya
[02:49] Na
    Both are determined not to lose in any way!
[02:53] Yato
    Don't go to Fukuoka.
[02:56] Yato
    Come to Nagoya!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2

E7 - I Ain't Skippin' It

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Maeda Keiji
    (Nagoya Omotenashi Bushotai)
    (Arako-jo Castle, Kaito County, Owari Province)
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will
    appear to present a biased view
[00:05] Na
    of the provinces of Owari,
    Mikawa, Mino, and Ise,
[00:08] Na
    but it's done out of love!
[00:09] Na
    Don't worry about the details.
    Just enjoy it until the en—
[00:14] Na
    To battle! Bring my spear!
[00:16] Jin
    What?! What is this?! The Warring States?!
SIGN    Why?!
[00:20] Na
    Toshika was struggling with the Nagoya skip.
SIGN    "I Ain't Skippin' It"
[00:24] Toshika
    So that's what happened.
[00:26] Mai
    That's too bad.
[00:28] Toshika
    Sheesh... Nothing good has happened
    since I came to Nagoya.
[00:31] Mai
    Toshika-chan...
[00:33] Mai
    I know of a way you can enjoy
    concerts even in Nagoya.
[00:37] Toshika
    Huh?! What is it?!
[00:39] Mai
    It's...
[00:40] Mai
    Local idols!
[00:44] Toshika
    Isn't that just stuff like SKE-whatever?
[00:47] Toshika
    I'd rather see hot guys than girls.
[00:52] Mai
    There are boy idols, too!
[00:55] Mai
    I'll send you the URL right now!
[00:57] Toshika
    Huh...
[00:58] Toshika
    I bet it's some tiny music video that looks
    like it was shot at someone's house,
[01:02] Toshika
    with a bunch of guys who don't
    quite count as good-looki—
[01:05] Toshika
    What is this? Incredible!
    No... it's brilliant!
[01:09] Toshika
    These are local idols?!
[01:12] Na
    Yes!
[01:13] Na
    Nagoya's local idols!
[01:14] Na
    "If none will come, we'll make
    our own!" It's the Nagoya way!
[01:18] Na
    Since the 2000s, groups like Nagoya's SKE48
    and MomoClo's sister unit Team Shachi
[01:23] Na
    have been among the many legit local
    idol groups created by major agencies.
[01:28] Na
    Most recently, hot Nagoya idol groups
    like BOYS AND MEN and MAGIC☆PRINCE
[01:31] Na
    have made a name for
    themselves all over Japan.
[01:35] Na
    With looks and performances that don't
    even compare to local idols elsewhere,
[01:40] Na
    they grasp the hearts of Nagoyans left jaded
    by the Nagoya skip and never let go!
[01:44] Na
    They all operate out of Nagoya,
SIGN    Sakamoto Haruna
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Akimoto Honoka
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Oguro Yuzuki
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Sakura Nao
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Takasaki Jukiya
    Aichi Prefecture
[01:46] Na
    and all the members were
    born in the Tokai region.
SIGN    Shimizu Takanori
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Terasaka Raiga
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Nonoda Kanade
    Aichi Prefecture
SIGN    Kanda Rikuto
    Aichi Prefecture
[01:49] Na
    All of their concerts, events, and
    TV appearances start in Nagoya.
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Nagoya
SIGN    Tokyo
[01:53] Na
    That's why fans in Nagoya reap
    the most benefits from them.
[01:56] Na
    In other words...
[01:57] Na
    they have no choice but to support them!
[01:59] Toshika
    Wait, no way! They have an
    event near here tomorrow!
[02:01] Toshika
    What?! I'm totally there!
SIGN    Toshika's Room
    Knock in this order: quiet -> medium -> loud!!
[02:04] Jin
    Sounds like Toshika's singing something.
[02:07] Jin
    Is she in a better mood now?
[02:12] Jin
    Hey, Toshika, about Tokyo...
[02:14] Jin
    I talked to Mom and Dad,
[02:16] Jin
    and we're gonna go back just for a
    little while over summer break.
[02:19] Toshika
    Onii-chan...
[02:20] Jin
    Then you can go to a concert, right?
[02:22] Toshika
    What are you talking about?
    I'm not leaving Nagoya.
[02:24] Jin
    Huh?!
[02:25] Toshika
    I don't have time to go back to Tokyo.
[02:27] Jin
    After all that complaining
    about Nagoya?! What happened?!
SIGN    In Call
SIGN    Toshika-chan
[02:31] Na
    Yes... This was only the beginning
    of Jin Toshika's true Nagoya life.
SIGN    Call Ended
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[03:10] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, c'mere, c'mere.
SIGN    C'mere
SIGN    C'mere
SIGN    C'mere
SIGN    C'mere
[03:13] Teppei
    What's up, Jandara-senpai?
[03:15] Jandara
    It's tomorrow, right?
[03:16] Teppei
    Huh? What's tomorrow?
[03:19] Jandara
    I'm about to say it.
[03:20] Jandara
    Don't interrupt me.
[03:23] Teppei
    Right... S-Sorry.
[03:24] Jandara
    I was thinking, right?
[03:26] Teppei
    Again, about what?! Why the past tense?!

E8 - It Ain't a Building

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    +α/Alfakyun.
[00:00] Na
    Na: Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:02] Na
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:06] Na
    but please enjoy this program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:10] Na
    Now, please listen to
    "Imaginary Love" by +α/Alfakyun.!
[00:14] Jin
    Wait, wait!
[00:15] Jin
    The anime comes first!
SIGN    "It Ain't a Building"
[00:17] Jin
    Whoa, these are expensive.
[00:19] Jin
    When in the world am I gonna be
    able to take decent pictures?
[00:23] Mai
    I have a lens I'm not using.
[00:25] ---
    Want to borrow it?
[00:26] Jin
    Can I?
[00:27] Mai
    It's from my old camera,
    so I don't use it with my new one.
[00:31] Jin
    Thanks.
[00:33] Jin
    Now that my camera has a new look,
    I want to take pictures of something.
[00:37] Jin
    But what should I...
SIGN    Accepting Applications!

    Your Town's
    Symbol Photo Contest
[00:40] Jin
    Hey, why don't we do this?
[00:42] Yanna
    Sure. Good luck with that.
[00:44] Jin
    I meant all of us!
[00:47] Mai
    The symbol of our town, huh?
[00:50] Mai
    I guess that would be the
    golden Nobunaga statue.
[00:52] Mai
    I heard it cost 30 million yen to make.
SIGN    30 Million
[00:55] Jin
    What?! Where is it?
[00:57] Mai
    In Gifu.
[00:58] Mai
    There are Nobunaga statues all over Japan,
[01:00] Mai
    but ours is the only golden one.
[01:02] Jin
    Gold? Also, it's in Gifu?!
[01:04] Yanna
    Then how 'bout the Wedded Rocks?
[01:06] Jin
    Are they in Nagoya?
[01:08] Yanna
    Nope. Ise.
[01:09] Jin
    Ise?! That won't work, then!
[01:12] Yanna
    A symbol of Nagoya, huh?
[01:14] Yanna
    Nana-chan?
[01:15] Mai
    Or the beckoning cat of Osu?
[01:18] Jin
    Don't you have Nagoya Castle?!
[01:21] Mai
    Jin-senpai, please listen calmly.
[01:25] Mai
    Nagoya Castle... is not interesting at all!
[01:27] Jin
    Stop! Don't say things like that!
[01:30] Yanna
    Inuyama Castle in Inuyama is better.
[01:33] Jin
    Why did you bring up the name
    of a different castle?!
[01:35] Rara
    There are lots of castles in Shizuoka, too.
[01:39] Rara
    Like Hamamatsu Castle, Sunpu Castle,
    Kakegawa Castle...
[01:43] Jin
    We're talking about Nagoya,
    so it has to be Nagoya Castle!
[01:47] Mai
    To be frank, Nagoya Castle is famous
    for being a disappointment.
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
SIGN    Air Raids
[01:52] Mai
    The real Nagoya Castle burned down,
[01:55] Mai
    so almost nothing original is left.
[01:58] Mai
    It's made of concrete now,
    with just a little museum inside.
[02:03] Mai
    It's otherwise known as a
    building shaped like a castle.
[02:07] Jin
    That's too mean!
[02:08] Yato
    What're y'all fussin' about?
[02:11] Jin
    Yatogame, you think Nagoya Castle
    is the symbol of Nagoya, don't you?
[02:15] Jin
    Yeah! That shachihoko!
[02:17] Jin
    That's totally it!
[02:19] ---
    It must be if you're wearing one!
[02:21] Jin
    Yatogame, the castle's shachihoko
    are made of real gold, right?
[02:25] Yato
    Yeah, which is why they've
    been stolen tons of times.
[02:29] Jin
    Huh?! Those huge statues?
[02:31] Yato
    One time, the thief got ten years in prison.
[02:35] Yato
    Another one got the firing squad.
[02:38] Yato
    And another one was dealt with in secret
[02:40] ---
    by the military because he
    was a former serviceman.
[02:43] Yato
    No one knows what happened to him.
[02:46] Jin
    Scary! That's scary!
[02:48] Yato
    So yeah, it's best ya don't get too close.
[02:51] Mai
    If you want to go, go by yourself.
[02:53] Jin
    What? You're really not going?
[02:56] Jin
    Wait, it's over just like that?!
[02:57] Jin
    Hey!
SIGN    He didn't get to go.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2

E9 - It Ain't Weird

E10 - It Ain't Weak

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Furuhata Nao
    (SKE48)
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program appear
[00:02] Na
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:06] Na
    but please enjoy this program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:09] Na
    What makes me think of Nagoya
    the most is oni manju!
[00:11] Na
    They fill your heart and your mouth with warmth!
[00:13] Na
    Make sure you check them out, everyone!
[00:15] Jin
    An oni fills you with warmth?!
SIGN    "It Ain't Weak"
[00:17] Jin
    So hot...
[00:19] Jin
    There's no breeze, and the sun's so intense...
[00:21] Yanna
    This is summer in Nagoya.
[00:24] Yato
    Yep.
[00:25] Jin
    Yet somehow, Tadakusa-chan seems fine...
[00:28] Mai
    How can you let this level of
    heat get you... get you...
[00:31] Jin
    Just switch to your summer uniform already!
[00:31] Mai
    ...get...
[00:34] Jin
    Nothing beats ice pops in summer.
[00:37] Jin
    What'd you buy, Yatogame?
[00:40] Yato
    Whaddya think?
[00:41] Jin
    What's that? A new product?
[00:44] Yato
    What?! It's Andeico's Jun Hit Choco!
[00:47] Yato
    It's an ice pop from Aichi that's
    been loved here for over forty years!
[00:50] Yato
    And it only costs... 70 yen!
[00:54] Yato
    And it tastes...
[00:56] Yato
    so good!
[00:57] Jin
    But at that price, I bet
    the flavor's pretty weak.
[01:00] Yato
    Try it an' see!
[01:03] Jin
    Th-This is...
[01:04] Jin
    A solid chocolate flavor!
[01:06] Jin
    With its bitterness, it's not overpowering!
[01:07] Jin
    And this flavor only costs 70 yen!
[01:09] Yato
    Plus, it only has 123 calories!
[01:12] Yato
    That's basically the same as eatin' ice!
[01:15] Yato
    Even a young maiden can eat
    it with peace of mind!
[01:17] Jin
    No way that's true!
[01:18] Jin
    What about you, Sasatsu?
[01:20] Yanna
    Of course...
SIGN    Imuraya
    Azuki Bar
[01:21] Yanna
    I got an Azuki Bar made by Imuraya,
     which is based in Mie!
[01:24] Jin
    The one they say is so hard that
    it'll break your teeth off?!
[01:27] Yanna
    C-Crap...
[01:29] ---
    They weren't exaggeratin'. It really is hard!
[01:32] Yanna
    But I saw this comin', so...
SIGN    Ta-
SIGN    da-dah!
[01:34] Yanna
    I've got a special machine for
    makin' Azuki Bars easier to eat!
[01:38] Jin
    There's a machine for that?!
[01:40] Jin
    Also, where'd you just pull that from?!
[01:41] Yanna
    First, ya put the Azuki Bar in it.
SIGN    Clank
[01:43] Yanna
    Then ya use the pull-out
    bar to remove the stick,
SIGN    Pop
[01:46] Yanna
    turn the handle, and...
[01:48] Yanna
    Ya get Azuki Bar shaved ice!
[01:51] Jin
    That rock-solid Azuki Bar
    isa fine powder now!
[01:56] Jin
    It's actually soft!
[01:56] Yato
    Yum!
SIGN    Ice
[01:59] Yanna
    By the way, five prototypes for this machine
[02:01] ---
    lost to the Azuki Bar's hardness
    before it was finalized.
[02:05] Jin
    Azuki Bars are scary!
[02:10] Jin
    Huh? Tadakusa-chan, the way we've been going,
[02:12] Jin
    I thought you'd have some
    kind of ice pop from Gifu.
[02:15] Mai
    Oh... Um, yes, well...
SIGN    Panic
SIGN    Panic
SIGN    Panic
[02:17] Mai
    We don't really eat ice pops in Gifu...
[02:20] Jin
    I don't believe a prefectural
    trait like that exists!
[02:22] Mai
    There is actually a sharp ice pop
    that's all the rage in Gifu now.
[02:26] Jin
    A... sharp ice pop?
[02:27] Mai
    Yes! Katana Pops!
SIGN    Smooth Red Bean Paste Flavor
[02:29] Mai
    It's a unique ice pop designed by a high
    schooler from Seki, the city of swords!
SIGN    Kaminoho Yuzu Flavor
[02:33] Mai
    They're 1,000 yen per blade!
[02:34] Jin
    You call them "blades"?!
[02:36] Yanna
    And that ain't all!
[02:37] Yanna
    They collaborated with Imuraya
    to make an Azuki Bar Katana Pop!
[02:41] Jin
    Two things that should never come together!
[02:43] Jin
    Where can you buy those?!
[02:45] Yanna
    Sadly, they're an event exclusive
    that ain't for sale.
[02:47] Jin
    Huh?!
[02:47] Mai
    It's quite literally a legendary item.
[02:50] Jin
    You're kidding me!
[02:51] Jin
    I wanna eat an Azuki Bar Katana Pop!
[02:55] Rara
    I'd like to eat some of Nanaya's matcha gelato.
SIGN    Matcha gelato from Nanaya comes
     in your choice of seven different
    flavor levels. It's very popular as
    a gift in return for hometown tax
     contributions.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
[03:02] ---

E11 - I Ain't Yer Servant

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Amano Keita
     (Yo-kai Watch)
[00:00] Na
    Apparently, lots of scenes in this
    program present biased views
[00:04] ---
    of the people of Nagoya and
    the surrounding region!
[00:06] Na
    But why would it have biased views?
[00:09] Na
    Oh! It must be the work of a Yo-kai!
[00:11] Na
    All right, time to bring in my friend!
[00:13] ---
    Come on out, Yatogame-chan!
[00:15] Yato
    I ain't a Yo-kai!
SIGN    "I Ain't Yer Servant"
[00:19] Shiharu
    There's really nothin' in Nagoya at all, huh?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Itemae Shiharu
    Born in Osaka.
     Middle school third-year.
     Has immense pride in
     her hometown, but isn't
     that aware of it.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Koshiyasu Nanaho
    Born in Kyoto.
     Middle school third-year.
     Thinks it's trashy to
     argue about whose
     hometown is better.
[00:22] Shiharu
    And we came all this way to visit! Lame!
[00:25] Nanaho
    But Shiharu-chan,
[00:27] Nanaho
    there's a really big tower over there.
[00:29] Shiharu
    Nope, nope!
SIGN    Tsutenkaku
[00:31] Shiharu
    Tsutenkaku is ten thousand times cooler.
[00:33] Nanaho
    I think Tsutenkaku is smaller, though.
[00:40] Shiharu
    It's Mona-nee!
[00:43] Jin
    Mona-nee?
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
[00:45] Yato
    Wrong. I am not Mona-nee.
[00:48] Jin
    Are you a robot now?!
[00:49] Nanaho
    Someone you know, Shiharu-chan?
[00:51] Shiharu
    Mona-nee's my servant! She does
     whatever I tell her to!
[00:55] Shiharu
    Hey, Mona-nee, take me out somewhere.
[00:57] Shiharu
    There's nothin' to do in Nagoya. I'm bored.
SIGN    Nothing to do
[01:00] Jin
    Hey, Yatogame, who's the grade schooler?
[01:03] Shiharu
    Huh?! Who're you callin' a grade schooler?!
SIGN    Itemae
[01:06] Shiharu
    I'm Itemae Shiharu, and I'm 14!
SIGN    Shiharu
[01:08] Shiharu
    I'm a bona fide middle schooler!
[01:11] Yato
    She's... my cousin.
[01:13] Jin
    Your...
[01:14] Mai
    ...cou...
[01:14] Yanna
    ...sin?!
[01:14] Shiharu
    Yep!
[01:15] Yanna
    But... Shiharu-chan, was it?
[01:17] Yanna
    Monaka seems to be scared of ya, so maybe...
[01:19] Shiharu
    Is somethin' wrong with your Kansai dialect?
[01:21] Yanna
    No, this is...
[01:22] Shiharu
    Nope, nope!
[01:24] Shiharu
    I get that everyone wants to be
    from Osaka, but ya can't fake this.
[01:28] Yanna
    Mie ain't the same as Osaka...
[01:31] Yanna
    It's Mie's dialect...
[01:32] Jin
    Sasatsu lost?!
[01:33] Shiharu
    Y'all should be careful, too.
[01:35] Mai
    I'm from Gifu, so it won't be a problem!
[01:38] Shiharu
    Where's Gifu?
[01:42] Jin
    Instant death?!
[01:43] Nanaho
    Shiharu-chan, you need to consider
    other people's feelings.
[01:46] Shiharu
    Yeah, but...
[01:48] Nanaho
    Apologize. Right now.
[01:50] Shiharu
    I-I'm sorry.
[01:52] Nanaho
    Sorry about my friend here.
[01:54] Nanaho
    Folks from Osaka are just so quick to
    let their real thoughts pour out.
[01:57] Nanaho
    ...real thoughts pour out...
[01:57] Text
    Real Thoughts
[01:59] Nanaho
    Being too honest is their biggest flaw.
[02:00] Text
    Honest
[02:01] Nanaho
    I'm sure people from Nagoya
    have their pride, too.
[02:04] Text
    People from Nagoya, too
[02:04] Jin
    Cut her some slack already!
[02:06] Jin
    Yatogame looks like a fish
    that just got reeled in!
[02:09] Nanaho
    Oh! I'm sorry!
[02:10] Nanaho
    Are you from Nagoya, too?
[02:12] Jin
    Er, no, I'm from Tokyo.
[02:15] Jin
    Hey, you're both from Osaka, right?
[02:18] Jin
    So do you eat takoyaki every day?
[02:20] Jin
    You even eat it with rice, right?
[02:22] Jin
    What's it actually like to have
    carbs with carbs on the side?
[02:25] Jin
    Huh? Huh?
[02:26] Jin
    Huh?
[02:27] Shiharu
    Shut yer hole.
[02:28] Shiharu
    We ain't speakin' in the
    Tokyo dialect here, moron.
[02:31] Nanaho
    Drop dead.
[02:33] Shiharu
    Let's go, Nanaho.
[02:35] Nanaho
    Yeah.
[02:36] Yato
    H-Hold it...
[02:37] Yato
    I can't let ya leave just like that...
[02:39] Yato
    Nagoya... Japan's third-largest city has...
[02:42] Shiharu
    Mona-nee... Nagoya ain't the third-largest city.
SIGN    Ain't the third-largest city
[02:46] Nanaho
    The third-largest city is Kyoto.
SIGN    Ain't the third-largest city
SIGN    Kyoto
[02:51] Jin
    Wh-What's with those two?
[02:53] Jin
    The third-largest city is Yokohama, isn't it?
[02:56] Mai
    Yokohama is included in Tokyo.
[02:58] Jin
    It is not!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2
[03:01] ---

E12 - It Ain't Number Three

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

SIGN    Mystery
SIGN    Manga Author Ando Masaki
    And His Editor, Adachi
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
[00:02] ---
    to present a biased view of the people
    of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Na
    That's the author of the manga saying so!
[00:06] Na
    Please bear in mind that these
    scenes are strictly the opinions
[00:09] ---
    of the characters and may
    not represent reality...
[00:12] Na
    That's important!
[00:13] Na
    ...and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:15] Na
    Please do!
[00:16] Jin
    Excuses!
[00:18] Yato
    Japan's number three city is Nagoya...
SIGN    "It Ain't Number Three"
[00:22] Mai
    It seems like finding out that Nagoya
    wasn't the number three city
[00:25] ---
    was quite a shock to her.
[00:27] Yanna
    Nagoya does get skipped a lot, too.
[00:29] Jin
    Is it really skipped that much?
[00:31] Mai
    For example...
SIGN    35 titles
SIGN    12 titles
SIGN    {\pos(204,309)\fad(1,434)
    \t(7592,7593,\alpha&HFF&)}Tokyo Aichi
[00:32] Mai
    A certain publisher has had 35
    manga titles adapted as anime,
[00:36] Mai
    but only twelve were broadcast in Aichi.
[00:39] Jin
    That's not many!
[00:40] Rara
    And Shizuoka got zero!
[00:42] Rara
    Maybe Mt. Fuji is blocking the signals...
SIGN    1\frz-22.38\pos(60,221)\fad(152,1)}Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki*
    is trying to be broadcast
    all over Japan
SIGN    Yatoga
[00:45] Yanna
    Well, I still consider Nagoya
    the number three city.
[00:49] Jin
    I guess there are lots of others
    besides Nagoya, though.
[00:52] Yato
    Japan's number three city is...
[00:55] Yato
    It's Nagoya!
[00:57] Yato
    It ain't Fukuoka or Yokohama!
[00:57] BG
    Nagoya! Nagoya! Nagoya!
[01:00] Four
    I won't let that happen!
[01:01] Yato
    Who're you guys?!
[01:02] Sapporo
    The number three city is Sapporo!
[01:04] Kobe
    What're you sayin'?
[01:06] Kobe
    It's Kobe!
[01:07] Sendai
    No way! It's Sendai!
[01:09] Hiroshima
    What're you talkin' about?
[01:11] Hiroshima
    It's Hiroshima!
[01:12] All
    The number three city is...
[01:13] All
    Nagoya!
[01:13] All
    Sapporo!
[01:13] All
    Kobe!
[01:13] All
    Sendai!
[01:13] All
    Hiroshima!
[01:15] Jin
    Like Sapporo, for example...
[01:16] Mai
    Sapporo has too much snow, so it's out.
[01:19] Jin
    Only in winter!
[01:20] Sapporo
    You're kidding!
SIGN    Sapporo is the largest city
SIGN    in Hokkaido with a population
SIGN    of 1.96 million.
SIGN    Yatoga
[01:21] Jin
    And Kyoto and Kobe, too.
[01:23] Yanna
    Kyoto and Kobe count as part of Osaka.
[01:26] Jin
    The same logic you used on Yokohama?!
[01:28] Kobe
    What the?!
[01:29] Jin
    Then what about Hiroshima and Sendai?
[01:31] Rara
    All Hiroshima did was add
    yakisoba to okonomiyaki,
[01:34] Rara
    and all Sendai has is zunda mochi.
[01:36] Jin
    They have more! You're way too biased!
[01:39] Hiroshima
    What the heck?!
[01:40] Sendai
    We lose!
[01:41] Yato
    But I managed to defend our
    number three title to the death!
[01:44] Fukuoka
    What the heck are you sayin'?!
[01:47] Fukuoka
    The number three city is...
[01:49] Fukuoka
    Fukuoka, obviously!
SIGN    Fukuoka
SIGN    Number Three City
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Ramen
[01:51] Fukuoka
    The game's on!
[01:53] Fukuoka
    First of all, Fukuoka...
[01:55] Fukuoka
    ranks fifth in cities people want to live in!
SIGN    Cities People
SIGN    Want to Live In
SIGN    No.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Cities People
SIGN    Want to Live in
SIGN    Nagoya's rank:
SIGN    9th
[01:59] Fukuoka
    Next...
[02:01] Fukuoka
    It has the third most nationally recognized
     historical, scenic, and natural landmarks!
SIGN    Number of Nationally Recognized Historical,
SIGN    Scenic, and Natural Landmarks
SIGN    No.
SIGN    Number of Nationally Recognized
    Historical, Scenic, and
     Natural Landmarks
    Nagoya's rank: 23rd
SIGN    Yatoga
[02:06] Fukuoka
    And...
[02:07] Fukuoka
    The number one food enjoyed as a side...
[02:10] Fukuoka
    is mentaiko!
SIGN    Foods Enjoyed as a Side
SIGN    Ranked No.
[02:13] Yato
    C-Crap!
[02:15] Yato
    I can't beat mentaiko!
[02:17] Miso
    That ain't true!
[02:19] Yato
    That voice!
[02:21] Miso
    Have more confidence, Yatogame.
[02:23] Miso
    Ya got me on yer side, after all...
SIGN    Miso
[02:26] Miso
    Me, miso!
[02:28] Yato
    I-I'd forgotten what was important!
[02:31] Yato
    Anything ya put miso on...
[02:35] Yato
    attains the flavor of Nagoya!
[02:40] Fukuoka
    But mentaiko goes with everything...
[02:43] Yato
    Miso! Miso! Miso!
[02:46] Mai
    Oh? She looks so happy.
[02:49] Jin
    Looks like her bad dream turned into a good one.
[02:53] Yato
    Nagoya is the best number
    three city in Japan!
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SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 2