# Season 1
# E1 - Beginning
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0MD92R/beginning)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:01] Na**
* Many scenes in this program will*
* appear to present a biased view*
**[00:04] ---**
* of the people of Nagoya and*
* the surrounding region.*
**[00:07] Na**
* Please bear in mind that*
* these scenes are strictly the*
**[00:09] ---**
* opinions of the characters and*
* may not represent reality,*
**[00:13] Na**
* and enjoy it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:15] Jin**
That's being way too careful!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
***SIGN*** "Beginning"
***SIGN*** Nagoya
Fine Dining
**[00:18] Jin**
Hey, Yatogame...
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Yatogame Monaka (16)
***SIGN*** High School Year 1
***SIGN*** From Aichi Prefecture
**[00:24] Jin**
Did you see that anime yesterday?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Jin Kaito (17)
***SIGN*** High School Year 2
***SIGN*** From Tokyo
**[00:33] Jin**
*This is my kouhai, Yatogame Monaka.*
**[00:35] Jin**
*She's from Aichi.*
**[00:37] Jin**
* Her grandma raised her,*
* so she has a heavy accent,*
**[00:39] Jin**
*which makes her embarrassed to speak much.*
**[00:41] Jin**
*But...*
**[00:42] Jin**
Nagoya Prefecture.
***SIGN*** Whisper...
***SIGN*** ° It's Aichi Prefecture.
**[00:44] Yato**
I keep tellin' y'all,
it ain't Nagoya Prefecture!
**[00:46] Jin**
*She's kinda like a cat. It's cute.*
***SIGN*** Fried Shrimp
**[00:51] Yato**
Ebi fry.
**[00:54] Jin**
No, no! Isn't there another name for it?
**[00:57] Yato**
Ebi fry.
**[00:58] Jin**
Not that! You know! You know! You know!
**[01:00] Yato**
Ebi furyaa...
**[01:02] Yato**
No! Ya ain't gettin' me to say that!
**[01:05] Jin**
So how's the fried shrimp? Good?
**[01:07] Yato**
Umyaa.
**[01:09] Jin**
Wait, what? What's "umyaa"?
**[01:12] Nagoya**
I didn't say "umyaa"! I didn't!
**[01:15] Jin**
Then what'd you say!
**[01:17] Yato**
I... I said... "Umaa"... er...
**[01:20] Jin**
* Even the second time,*
* it still has the accent.*
**[01:28] Yato**
Chin-chin...
**[01:29] Jin**
Chin...?
**[01:31] Yato**
N-No! "Chin-chin" means "hot"!
***SIGN*** Chin Chin Chin Chin
***SIGN*** Chin Chin Chin Chin
**[01:31] Jin**
Chin-chin? Chin-chin?
You just said "chin-chin"...
**[01:35] Yato**
It ain't what you're thinkin'!
**[01:38] Jin**
* I met this very blunt high*
* school girl, Yatogame Monaka,*
**[01:43] Jin**
* on my way home after transferring*
* to this school from Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** In Nagoya
**[01:47] Jin**
*That's where this story starts.*
***SIGN*** Every day's boring
**[01:54] Jin**
No one talked with an accent,
***SIGN*** Oh, we have math next.
***SIGN*** I didn't do the assignment.
**[01:56] Jin**
and they put sauce on their tonkatsu.
***SIGN*** I like mine with sauce.
**[01:58] Jin**
Region equals dialect!
Nagoya equals miso! Was that wrong?!
***SIGN*** ° Way Wrong.
**[02:02] Jin**
After moving here from Tokyo,
**[02:04] Jin**
I thought I'd experience first-hand
how different Nagoya's culture is.
**[02:07] Jin**
This is just a poor-quality Tokyo.
**[02:12] (Flashback) Jin**
I guess even out here,
you're my only comfort.
**[02:17] (Flashback) Jin**
Even here in Nagoya, I guess every
day's going to be the same.
**[02:21] (Flashback) Jin**
Wait, what is that?!
**[02:23] (Flashback) Jin**
A stylish sculpture of poop?!
***SIGN*** ° Wrong!
**[02:26] (Flashback) Yato**
Nyaa!
**[02:27] (Flashback) Yato**
Nyaa!
**[02:29] (Flashback) Yato**
Nyaa!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[02:31] Jin**
*Wh-What's with her?*
**[02:34] Jin**
*She's... not a cat, right?*
**[02:35] Yato**
Nyaa!
**[02:37] (Flashback) Jin**
That uniform... She's from my school!
**[02:39] (Flashback) Jin**
H-Hey!
**[02:41] (Flashback) Jin**
My name's Jin.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Jin**
Are you...
***SIGN*** Student Handbook Tagane High School
**[02:49] (Flashback) Jin**
Yatogame Monaka?
***SIGN*** Student ID
This ID verifies that this individual is a student of this school.
Grade: Year 1
Class B, No. 35
Name: Yatogame Monaka
Tagane High School, Aichi Prefecture
**[02:51] Jin**
*Meeting this girl named Yatogame Monaka*
**[02:55] Jin**
* would bring more of Nagoya*
* into my life by the day.*
***SIGN*** Nakamo Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso Series
**[02:58] Jin**
*Miso?!*
# E2 - Tokyoites
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G61XE8WV6/tokyoites)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Yato**
This show's chock full of all
the great things about Nagoya,
**[00:04] Yato**
so c'mon and hang out with us!
**[00:05] Jin**
You sure you don't mean "the weird things"?
**[00:07] Yato**
Shaddup, ya Tokyoite!
***SIGN*** "Tokyoites"
**[00:10] Jin**
* This miso and student handbook*
* are probably important.*
***SIGN*** Student ID
***SIGN*** Nakamo
Tsukete Miso
Kakete Miso
Series
**[00:13] Jin**
*I need to get them back to her.*
**[00:15] Jin**
*But why would she carry miso arou—*
**[00:18] Jin**
*Huh? A student in a café at this hour?*
**[00:20] Jin**
*And with a newspaper? How old is she?!*
**[00:23] Jin**
What're you up to, Yatogame-san?
**[00:25] Yato**
Hey! Yer the guy from yesterday!
**[00:27] Jin**
My name's Jin Kaito.
**[00:28] Yato**
Don't sit there!
***SIGN*** Student Handbook
**[00:29] Jin**
I picked this up yesterday.
***SIGN*** Hisssss
**[00:32] Jin**
*She really is just like a cat.*
**[00:35] Jin**
Anyway, what're you doing at a
café this early in the morning?
**[00:38] Yato**
I gotta have the mornin' service
at Komeda's every day!
**[00:41] Jin**
Huh, the morning service here is that good?
**[00:44] Lady**
Have you decided on your order?
***SIGN*** Top with
syrup as
desired
**[00:46] Jin**
Yes, I'll have a coffee and
this Shiro-Noir, please.
**[00:49] Lady**
Would you like the Shiro-Noir
after your meal?
**[00:52] Jin**
Huh? After... Oh, sure.
**[00:54] Lady**
Certainly.
**[00:56] Yato**
Y'all ain't from Nagoya, are ya?
**[00:58] Jin**
Huh? You can tell?
**[01:00] Jin**
Do I have that Tokyoite
aura or whatever it is?
**[01:02] Yato**
I ain't got no way ta know yer from Tokyo,
and ya ain't got no aura!
**[01:06] Jin**
How'd you know, then?
**[01:08] Yato**
You were carryin' a bottle
of water yesterday, yeah?
**[01:11] Yato**
But Nagoya's got clean tap water,
so we never buy bottled water!
**[01:13] Jin**
Seriously?!
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp Gulp
**[01:14] Yato**
Nagoya's tap water comes outta the Kiso River,
so we can guzzle it right down.
**[01:18] Yato**
Folks even call it "meisui"!
**[01:20] Jin**
Meisui? Tap water is that famous?
**[01:22] Yato**
Yep! Y'all can't even make
Calpis easy in Tokyo, can ya?
***SIGN*** Hah
**[01:25] Jin**
What a pointless thing to brag about.
**[01:27] Jin**
It's just kind of surprising to hear that
tap water made the Top 100 Meisui list.
**[01:31] Yato**
Naw, not that.
***SIGN*** Nagoya Tap Water
**[01:32] Yato**
The "meisui" is short
for "Nagoya tap water."
***SIGN*** Mei
***SIGN*** Right
**[01:34] Yato**
It's just written the
same as "famous water"!
***SIGN*** Meisui
**[01:36] Jin**
It was word magic?!
**[01:38] Lady**
Thank you for waiting.
**[01:39] Jin**
But I didn't order toast.
**[01:42] Lady**
Oh, during these hours,
it comes free with your drink.
**[01:45] Yato**
That's why it's called "morning
service." What'd ya expect?
**[01:47] Jin**
But normally, when you order a coffee,
you just get a coffee.
**[01:50] Yato**
Wha?! Y-You're gettin' ripped off!
**[01:52] Yato**
Coffee always comes with toast an' a
boiled egg, or yogurt, or salad, or...
**[01:56] Jin**
Uh, no, it doesn't.
**[01:57] Yato**
What about udon?! Miso soup?! Egg custard?!
**[01:59] Jin**
Those don't go with coffee!
**[02:01] Jin**
No café like that actually exists.
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Sweat Sweat
**[02:03] Jin**
They do exist?!
**[02:05] Jin**
By the way, what are those cat-like
"nyaa" and "myaa" sounds you make?
**[02:08] Yato**
Huh?! I don't say that!
**[02:10] Jin**
You just did.
**[02:10] Yato**
I-It's a Nagoya thing.
**[02:12] Jin**
You mean it's Nagoya dialect?
**[02:14] Yato**
W-Well...
**[02:15] Jin**
It is! I finally feel like
I've been to a new land!
**[02:17] Jin**
Say it again! Say "nyaa"! Come on, come on!
**[02:19] Yato**
I... I don't have an accent!
**[02:24] Jin**
Uh, hey!
**[02:25] Jin**
If you don't mind,
could we talk again sometime?
**[02:29] Yato**
I ain't makin' friends with a Tokyoite!
***SIGN*** ° This ticket cannot be exchanged for cash.
° Only valid in the store where it was purchased.
**[02:34] Jin**
What's this?
**[02:35] Lady**
Thank you for waiting.
Here's your Shiro-Noir.
**[02:38] Jin**
It's huge!
**[02:39] Jin**
Uh, I ordered the regular size.
**[02:41] Lady**
This is the regular size.
**[02:45] Jin**
Yatogame-san!
**[02:46] Jin**
Yatogame!
**[02:48] Yatogame**
* Everyone knows ya order the*
* mini Shiro-Noir at Komeda's!*
**[02:51] Yatogame**
*Take yer time enjoyin' that, Tokyoite!*
**[03:25] Jin**
* So good... But it's not*
* getting any smaller...*
**[03:28] Mai**
Maybe he can...
# E3 - I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XEPVQR/ill-nyaa-ver-allow-it)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Na**
Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Mai**
Many scenes in this
**[00:02] ---**
program will appear to present a biased
view of Yatogame-chan's cuteness.
**[00:05] Mai**
Please bear in mind that she belongs to me
and that I will not let anyone else have her,
**[00:09] Mai**
and enjoy it as a program filled
with my love for Yatogame-chan.
**[00:13] Jin**
That has nothing to do with Nagoya anymore!
***SIGN*** Faculty Office
**[00:16] Teacher**
So, Jin, about your club...
***SIGN*** Jin's homeroom teacher.
***SIGN*** Teaches geography and history.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Homeroom Teacher
**[00:18] Jin**
Yeah, I'm having trouble deciding on one.
***SIGN*** "I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It"
**[00:19] Jin**
I was on the track team in Tokyo, but...
**[00:22] Teacher**
No need to stress over it.
**[00:24] Teacher**
I enrolled you in the photography club.
**[00:26] Jin**
Wait, I have no right to choose here?
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:29] Jin**
Photography club, huh?
**[00:30] Jin**
I would've liked something
a little more exciting.
**[00:33] Jin**
Excuse me...
**[00:35] Mai**
Perfect, Yatogame-chan!
**[00:36] Mai**
Yes, that's it!
***SIGN*** Click
**[00:37] Mai**
Look this way!
**[00:37] Yato**
Quit it! Cut it out!
**[00:39] Mai**
You're so cute!
**[00:41] Jin**
I shut the door without thinking,
**[00:43] ---**
but was that Yatogame being photographed?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:45] Jin**
E-Excuse me!
**[00:47] Yato**
What the heck are y'all doin' here?!
**[00:50] Yato**
Hiss!
**[00:51] Mai**
Hey, are you the senpai
who just joined our club?
**[00:54] Jin**
You're behind me?!
**[00:55] Mai**
Sorry you caught me in
that embarrassing moment.
**[00:58] Mai**
I'm Tadakusa Mai, and I'm a first-year.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa Mai (16)
***SIGN*** High School Year 1
***SIGN*** From Gifu Prefecture
**[01:00] Mai**
Yatogame-chan and I welcome you! Don't we?
**[01:03] Yato**
Get outta here.
**[01:04] Jin**
She's not welcoming me!
**[01:05] Jin**
W-Well, glad to be here, I guess.
**[01:08] Jin**
Really?!
**[01:09] Mai**
I'm sorry.
**[01:10] Mai**
Yatogame-chan's grandma raised her,
so she has a strong accent.
**[01:12] Mai**
That's why she doesn't like to talk much.
**[01:14] Jin**
But that's such a waste!
**[01:15] Jin**
I want to hear her talk more! It's cute!
***SIGN*** * She sounds like a cat
**[01:19] Mai**
You're exactly right, Jin-senpai!
**[01:21] Mai**
Look at these!
**[01:22] Mai**
Yatogame-chan eating tonkatsu with miso!
**[01:24] Mai**
Yatogame-chan eating udon with miso!
**[01:26] Mai**
Yatogame-chan eating oden with miso!
**[01:28] Yato**
Delete those now!
**[01:29] Jin**
You don't have any scenery shots?
**[01:32] ---**
Like of tourist spots in Nagoya?
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[01:34] Jin**
Er... Huh?
**[01:35] Mai**
Jin-senpai, please stay
calm and listen to me.
**[01:39] Mai**
Nagoya doesn't have any tourist spots.
**[01:41] Jin**
How can you say that?
**[01:42] ---**
It may not have as many
as Tokyo, but it must—
**[01:44] Mai**
Nagoya has great food, but it has
almost no sightseeing spots.
**[01:49] Yato**
She's crying! She's crying
for her prefecture!
**[01:51] Mai**
Still, it might be a good idea to show
you around to some different places.
**[01:56] Jin**
You sure that'll work? It doesn't
seem like I should expect mu—
**[01:59] Jin**
Crap... I might've pissed her off!
**[02:01] Yato**
Tadakusa, I ain't approved of this
kid's enrollment in this club yet!
**[02:04] Jin**
Sorry, I didn't mean any harm...
**[02:05] Yato**
Tomorrow! At Meieki!
**[02:07] Yato**
It's yer photos against mine!
**[02:09] Jin**
Huh?
**[02:10] Mai**
But Yatogame-chan, he's new at this...
**[02:13] Yato**
I don't care!
**[02:14] Yato**
If ya take a better picture than me,
I'll approve of ya joinin' the club!
**[02:17] Jin**
Okay, but... where is "Meieki"?
**[02:20] Yato**
*He didn't understand!*
**[02:22] Mei**
Jin-senpai, "Meieki" is
short for "Nagoya Station."
**[02:24] Jin**
Huh? Oh, now I get it.
**[02:27] Yato**
An' what's "Meidai" short for?
**[02:29] Jin**
Meiji University (daigaku)?
**[02:32] Yato**
Yer dead to me!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[02:33] Jin**
Yatogame?!
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** ° In Nagoya, "Meidai" is short
for Nagoya University
**[02:38] Mai**
I'm sorry. She's more sensitive than most
about things having to do with Nagoya.
**[02:42] Mai**
She gets especially competitive
toward people from Tokyo.
**[02:45] Jin**
I see... That explains things.
**[02:46] Mai**
I haven't seen Yatogame-chan
so worked up in a long time.
**[02:50] Jin**
I guess I put a damper on the mood
in your club, huh? I'm sor—
**[02:52] Mai**
I'm so glad I asked the teacher
to put you in this club!
**[02:55] Jin**
Huh?
**[02:56] Jin**
* I have a feeling this club is*
* going to be the death of me.*
# E4 - No Good Pictures
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X0099Y/no-good-pictures)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Yanna**
Many scenes in this program will
appear to present a biased view of
**[00:03] ---**
the people of Nagoya and
the surrounding region.
**[00:05] Yanna**
Please bear in mind—
**[00:07] Jin**
She fell asleep?!
***SIGN*** "No Good Pictures"
**[00:11] Jin**
Hey, Yatogame—
**[00:12] Yato**
You're late!
**[00:13] Yato**
Where else is there to meet up
at Meieki but the golden clock?!
**[00:17] Jin**
How was I to know?!
**[00:18] Jin**
I didn't know how to contact you, either.
**[00:21] Jin**
Hey, where's Tadakusa-chan?
**[00:23] Yato**
Tadakusa ain't comin'.
**[00:24] Jin**
What? So it's just you and me?
**[00:27] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:28] Jin**
Th-That means...
**[00:30] Yato**
It's just the two of us.
**[00:32] Yato**
That's right. There ain't nobody to save ya.
**[00:35] Jin**
What are you, a mafia boss?
**[00:38] Jin**
Is there even anything to take
pictures of at Nagoya Station?
**[00:42] Yato**
Lotsa stuff!
**[00:43] ---**
Like Nana-chan, the Hisho monument...
**[00:45] Jin**
Are those really famous?
**[00:48] Yato**
That tokkin-tokkin thing there is Hisho.
***SIGN*** * It means "pointy"
**[00:51] Jin**
Tokkin-tokkin?
**[00:53] Jin**
There's a weird-shaped Mode Gakuen
building in Tokyo, too.
**[00:57] Yato**
There's one in Tokyo?
**[00:59] Yato**
W-Well, ours is more twisty.
**[01:01] Jin**
I-Is this a contest?
**[01:03] Jin**
It's huge!
**[01:05] Yato**
Ain't it?
**[01:06] Yato**
There's a rite of passage that
everyone has to do with Nana-chan.
**[01:14] Jin**
Are you an old man?!
**[01:15] Yato**
There's still lots more!
**[01:16] Jin**
Like what?
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[01:18] Mai**
So you've finished taking your photos?
**[01:20] Mai**
Great work, both of you!
**[01:23] Mai**
Okay, let's start with Jin-senpai.
**[01:25] Jin**
I think mine came out pretty nice.
**[01:31] Mai**
They're all selfies.
**[01:33] Yato**
Ya can't even see the famous stuff!
**[01:37] Mai**
Okay, Yatogame-chan, you're next.
**[01:39] Yato**
Take a gander at this!
**[01:42] Both**
The sky?
**[01:43] Yato**
This cloud looks just like a chicken wing!
**[01:45] Jin**
What was the point of
going to Nagoya Station?!
**[01:47] Jin**
And how do you determine the winner here?!
**[01:49] Yanna**
Tone it down. I can't sleep.
**[01:51] Mai**
Oh, you're here, President?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Sasatsu Yanna (17)
***SIGN*** High School Year 2
***SIGN*** From Mie Prefecture
**[01:53] Jin**
I thought you were the club president.
**[01:55] Mai**
I know!
**[01:57] ---**
Let's have our president make
the call on your membership.
**[01:59] Mai**
What do you think of these photos?
**[02:02] Yanna**
Huh?
**[02:04] Yanna**
Looks good.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[02:06] Yato**
Wha?!
**[02:07] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[02:08] Jin**
You thought my photos were that good?
**[02:11] Yanna**
Yep! Don't even care!
**[02:14] Mai**
Jin-senpai!
**[02:17] Yanna**
I'm the club president, Sasatsu.
**[02:19] Yanna**
I dunno if ya wanna join this club or not,
**[02:21] Yanna**
but I won't take anyone who
gives our members trouble.
**[02:24] Jin**
E-Er, I don't think I'm...
**[02:27] Mai**
But President, more members
means we receive more funds.
**[02:31] Yanna**
Well, the more, the merrier!
**[02:34] Jin**
That was a quick change of heart!
**[02:36] Yanna**
All right! Monaka, Mai... and,
uh, I dunno who you are.
**[02:39] Jin**
I'm Jin.
**[02:40] Yanna**
The four of us are gonna take all kindsa
pictures around our hometown of Nagoya!
**[02:44] Yato**
Sure.
**[02:44] Mai**
Right!
**[02:45] Jin**
Uh, I'm the only one here
who's not from Nagoya.
**[02:49] ---**
Is that okay?
**[02:52] Mai**
Of course! I'm from Gifu, myself.
***SIGN*** G i f u
***SIGN*** Aichi
**[02:54] Yanna**
I'm from Mie.
***SIGN*** G
i
f
u
***SIGN*** Aichi
***SIGN*** M i e
**[02:56] Jin**
Uh, your definition of
"hometown" is way too broad.
# E5 - Not Gonna Teach You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679JGP0Y/not-gonna-teach-you)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Na**
*This program may appear to present a*
***SIGN*** Takayanagi
Akane
(SKE48)
**[00:02] ---**
* biased view of the people of Nagoya*
* and the surrounding region,*
**[00:04] Na**
* but please view it as a program*
* filled with love for Nagoya.*
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:06] Jin**
Yatogame! L-Listen, I actually
know a lot about Nagoya...
***SIGN*** "Not Gonna Teach You"
**[00:09] Yato**
Yeah, right. Ya don't even know
what "Meieki" or "Meidai" are.
**[00:12] Jin**
"Meieki" is Nagoya Station, right?
***SIGN*** N a g o y a S t a t i o n
***SIGN*** M e i e k i
**[00:14] Jin**
And "Meidai" is Nagoya University!
***SIGN*** N a g o y a U n i v e r s i t y
***SIGN*** M e i d a i
**[00:16] Jin**
So... if it's okay with you,
can we exchange contact info?
**[00:18] Yato**
Quit botherin' me.
***SIGN*** "Meiwaku"... Is that... Nagoya Planet (wakusei)?
***SIGN*** N a g o y a P l a n e t
***SIGN*** M
e
i
w
a
k
u
(Nuisance)
**[00:22] Yato**
I'm talkin' about you. You're a nuisance.
**[00:26] Yato**
I'm outta here!
**[00:27] Jin**
Maybe I shouldn't be in
this club after all.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[00:30] Jin**
Why did you pick me, Tadakusa-chan?
**[00:32] Mai**
Because Yatogame-chan always makes
the best faces you're around.
**[00:36] Jin**
Wait, you mean she actually...
**[00:38] Mai**
This was a Yatogame-chan
I'd never seen before!
**[00:41] Jin**
You were there that time?!
***SIGN*** Blush...
***SIGN*** some very peculiar
***SIGN*** tendencies.
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Tadakusa has
**[00:43] Mai**
She's so cute!
**[00:44] Mai**
I've taken hundreds of gigabytes'
worth of photos of Yatogame-chan,
**[00:48] Mai**
but I could never manage to
bring out her true nature.
**[00:51] Mai**
And that's when the guy she actually had
negative esteem for came into her life!
**[00:55] Jin**
At least try to sugar-coat it!
**[00:57] Jin**
I just want to be friends with her.
**[00:59] Yanna**
Not happenin'.
**[01:00] Jin**
Why not? Because I'm an outsider?
***SIGN*** Mie
***SIGN*** Gifu
**[01:04] Jin**
Wait, you're both outsiders, too.
**[01:06] Yanna**
You're makin' a big mistake.
**[01:09] Yanna**
When we're far from home and
someone asks where we're from,
***SIGN*** Where
are
you
from?
**[01:11] Yanna**
even if we answer with "Mie"...
***SIGN*** Mie
**[01:13] Mai**
...or Gifu...
***SIGN*** Gifu
**[01:14] Both**
...they ask, "Where's that?"
**[01:16] Yanna**
So we just say...
**[01:17] Both**
It's Nagoya!
***SIGN*** It's (close to) Nagoya!
**[01:19] Yanna**
In other words, both Gifu
and Mie are Nagoya!
***SIGN*** Gifu
***SIGN*** Mie
***SIGN*** Aichi
***SIGN*** Nagoya
**[01:21] Jin**
That's totally irrational!
***SIGN*** Na
***SIGN*** Go
***SIGN*** Ya
**[01:22] Yanna**
Well, shrimp tempura musubi and miso
katsu both originated in Mie, after all.
**[01:25] Yanna**
And lately, people are even sayin'
that akafuku mochi is a Nagoya treat!
***SIGN*** Specialty of Ise
Homare no
Akafuku
***SIGN*** Best Selling Item at Nagoya Station
**[01:29] Yanna**
The hell's up with that?!
**[01:32] Jin**
What about Gifu?
**[01:33] Mai**
Gifu really has nothing at all.
**[01:35] Mai**
The only thing in Gifu that isn't found
anywhere else is the "fu" kanji.
***SIGN*** Fu
**[01:38] Jin**
Hey, now!
***SIGN*** Nagoya
**[01:38] Mai**
And what I have that you don't
**[01:41] Mai**
is a sense of respect
and envy toward Nagoya.
**[01:43] Jin**
But I think Nagoya's amazing!
It's nothing like Tokyo.
**[01:46] Mai**
That opinion is based on the
assumption that Tokyo is superior.
**[01:49] Yanno**
The locals in these parts are
sensitive to that kinda thing.
**[01:52] Jin**
I made an enemy of this entire region?
**[01:54] Yanna**
Yep.
**[01:55] Jin**
I want to face Yatogame... no, this
entire region... the right way.
**[01:59] Jin**
Teach me more about Nago—
**[02:01] Yanna**
Sure!
***SIGN*** S
o
u
n
d
s
f
u
n
**[02:02] Jin**
That was easy!
**[02:03] Mai**
Now, translate the following.
**[02:05] Mai**
"Let's take the Meitetsu to Meikou."
***SIGN*** M e i t e t s u
***SIGN*** M e i k o u
**[02:08] Jin**
"Meitetsu" is the Nagoya Railroad Company,
***SIGN*** I turned
into a train
**[02:10] Jin**
and "Meikou" is the Nagoya Expressway, so...
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Nagoya Expressway
**[02:12] Jin**
"Let's take the Nagoya Rail
to the Nagoya Expressway!"
**[02:15] Yanna**
Moron! The "Meikou" in this
case is the Port of Nagoya!
***SIGN*** M
e
i
k
o
u
***SIGN*** Expressway
***SIGN*** Port
***SIGN*** P
o
r
t
o
f
N
a
g
o
y
a
**[02:18] Jin**
No one told me there could be two answers!
**[02:20] Mai**
Next, how do you abbreviate "Nagoya Dome"?
**[02:22] Jin**
"Nagoya" would be "Mei," so... "Meido"!
***SIGN*** N
a
g
o
y
a
D
o
m
e
***SIGN*** M
e
i
d
o
**[02:24] Yanna**
It's "Nagodo"!
***SIGN*** N a g o d o
***SIGN*** * Nagoya Dome's official title is written in katakana
**[02:25] Jin**
That one breaks the rule?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[02:29] Yato**
*I forgot my phone.*
**[02:34] Yato**
*What's he doin' in here?*
**[02:37] Yato**
* He didn't really hafta*
* write all that down...*
**[02:41] Yato**
*I just don't get how Tokyoites think.*
**[02:46] Yato**
*What a dimwit.*
**[02:48] Jin**
Something showed up in my notes
that I don't remember writing!
**[02:52] Jin**
See? Right here!
**[02:53] Mai**
That's...
**[02:54] Yanna**
Pretty sure it's Monaka's ID.
**[02:56] Jin**
I've been cursed by Nagoya!
**[02:57] Yanna**
Chill out.
**[02:59] ---**
# E6 - Let's Go to Sugakiya
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNVD08GR/lets-go-to-sugakiya)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Mai**
I was thinking about how to get my best
shot of Yatogame-chan without needing you,
**[00:03] Mai**
and I ended up making this!
**[00:05] Jin**
Oh? What'd you make?
**[00:06] Mai**
A Jin-senpai mask!
**[00:08] Jin**
Uh, that seems wrong on many levels.
***SIGN*** Yatogame
***SIGN*** Morning!
**[00:10] Jin**
There!
**[00:11] Jin**
I hope we can be friends now.
***SIGN*** Previously:
Thanks to Jin's sincere efforts,
Yatogame-chan finally shared
her contact info with him.
***SIGN*** Ten Minutes Later...
**[00:14] Jin**
It says "Read," but there's no reply.
***SIGN*** "Let's Go to Sugakiya"
**[00:16] Toshika**
She hasn't replied?
**[00:18] Toshika**
She probably didn't know how to,
if all you said was "Morning."
**[00:21] Toshika**
Say something more meaningful.
**[00:22] Jin**
Okay, then... "Coming to club today?"
***SIGN*** Morning!
***SIGN*** Coming to club today?
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Uh, morning
***SIGN*** I'll be there today.
**[00:29] Jin**
She's way behind...
***SIGN*** Really? Cool. What're you gonna take pictures of?
***SIGN*** Really? Cool. What're you gonna take pictures of?
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[00:32] Jin**
Is this an international relay or what?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:35] Jin**
She sounds more blunt than usual, somehow.
***SIGN*** I haven't decided on that yet
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[00:40] Jin**
Hey! There's no dialect in her texts!
**[00:42] Jin**
That's kinda disappointing.
**[00:44] Yanna**
What is?!
**[00:44] Jin**
Whoa! You scared me!
**[00:47] Yanna**
So, what's up?
**[00:48] Jin**
Well, I was just kinda sad that all of
Yatogame's texts have been in standard Japanese...
**[00:53] Yanna**
She uses her dialect in her messages to me.
**[00:56] Yanna**
Y'all have a fight?
**[00:57] Jin**
No, we haven't done anything!
**[00:59] Yanna**
Take it easy. I'll teach ya the
secret word for makin' up.
**[01:05] Jin**
Yatogame! Perfect timing!
**[01:07] Jin**
Do you want to go to Sugakiya with—
**[01:08] Yato**
Yes!
**[01:09] Jin**
*I wasn't even finished!*
**[01:10] Yato**
Sugakiya is where students in
the Tokai region go to relax.
**[01:14] Jin**
* I wonder if it's a fancy*
* café or something.*
**[01:17] Jin**
It's a ramen place?!
***SIGN*** Ramen with Egg
***SIGN*** Spicy Green Onion Ramen
***SIGN*** Veggie Ramen
**[01:19] Jin**
Wha... 320 yen?!
**[01:21] Girl**
Here you go!
**[01:22] Jin**
And that was fast!
**[01:23] Yato**
Sugakiya ain't just an ordinary ramen place.
**[01:26] Yato**
It's a fast food ramen place!
***SIGN*** How ya like that?!
**[01:28] Jin**
You talk like you're the
founder or something!
**[01:31] Jin**
What's with this weird spoon?
**[01:34] Yato**
It's a ramen fork.
**[01:35] Yato**
It combines a fork and a spoon so ya
can eat the noodles and soup together.
**[01:39] Jin**
Huh... How do you use it?
**[01:42] Jin**
You're just using regular chopsticks!
**[01:44] Jin**
So this isn't even necessary?
**[01:46] Yato**
Th-That ain't true at all!
**[01:50] Yato**
Yow!
**[01:51] Yato**
It's my choice what I wanna eat with!
**[01:54] Jin**
You're right! I shouldn't have said that!
**[01:56] Jin**
I'm gonna hit the restroom.
**[01:59] Jin**
I wonder if she hates me again now.
**[02:01] Jin**
No! I have to make friends with her today!
***SIGN*** Empty
**[02:05] Jin**
She's gone...
***SIGN*** Yatogame
***SIGN*** I'm sorry
**[02:08] Jin**
I feel like I'm getting nowhere.
**[02:10] Jin**
I guess that's not surprising.
***SIGN*** Yatogame
***SIGN*** I'm sorry
**[02:13] Yato**
How do they say this in
standard Japanese again?
**[02:17] Jin**
* Yatogame? Is she rewriting her*
* message to erase the dialect?*
**[02:20] Jin**
Oh, good! Since you didn't reply,
I thought you'd left.
**[02:23] Yato**
I-I was just buyin' my Sugakiya soft serve!
**[02:27] Jin**
Soft serve at a ramen place?!
**[02:29] Yato**
Also, it's your fault my
replies are always late!
**[02:32] Yato**
'Cause you keep talkin' about my accent!
**[02:35] Yato**
Wait... What're ya cryin' for?!
**[02:37] Jin**
I was just so relieved.
**[02:39] Jin**
It makes me sad when you don't
speak in your Nagoya accent.
**[02:42] Jin**
I'd like it if you'd leave it
in your texts from now on.
**[02:45] Yato**
D-Don't ya dare make a fool of me...
***SIGN*** "Baka ni shinde yo..."
(Baka ni shinaide yo...)
***SIGN*** "Baka ni shinde yo?"
**[02:48] Jin**
Die... a fool?
**[02:55] Mai**
Oh, she's so cute!
**[02:56] Mai**
Nice work, Senpai!
**[02:59] Jin**
Hey, this is good.
**[03:00] ---**
# E7 - Not Like That
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ0EQ8VY/not-like-that)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Yanna**
Many scenes in this program
will appear to present a biased
**[00:02] ---**
view of the people of Nagoya
and the surrounding region.
**[00:05] Yanna**
'Course, shrimp tempura musubi
and miso katsu are from Mie,
**[00:07] Yanna**
and Akafuku's way better
if ya buy it from Ise!
**[00:09] Yanna**
I mean, buyin' Akafuku in Nagoya is just...
**[00:11] Yanna**
Y'know, never mind.
This is gettin' on my nerves.
**[00:13] Jin**
Talk about your mood swings!
***SIGN*** "Not Like That"
**[00:17] Yanna**
Y'know, we never did throw a welcome
party for our new club member.
**[00:21] Jin**
Huh? For me? Aw, you don't have to...
**[00:23] Yanna**
Oh, no need to be shy.
**[00:25] Yanna**
We get more club funding since
you joined, so we can go nuts!
**[00:27] Mai**
We don't get the extra funds
so soon after he joined.
**[00:30] Yanna**
All right! We'll have it at school!
**[00:32] Yanna**
No more than 300 yen per person on snacks!
**[00:34] Jin**
That's a cheap welcome party for me!
**[00:36] Yanna**
Okay, time to get Jin Kaito's
welcome party started.
**[00:40] Mai**
Yay!
**[00:41] Jin**
*This distance!*
**[00:43] Yanna**
Let's toast! Cheers!
**[00:43] Jin**
* This is the first time anyone's thrown*
* me a welcome party... I'm excited.*
**[00:44] All**
Cheers!
**[00:46] Yanna**
So anyway, on TV last night...
**[00:48] Jin**
*What, there's no particular party plan?!*
**[00:51] Yanna**
Oh, Monaka, you brought
shiruko sandwiches, eh?
**[00:54] Jin**
I know what those are!
**[00:56] ---**
They have azuki beans inside, right?
**[00:58] Jin**
I saw them on TV back in Tokyo.
**[01:00] Jin**
I'm not a fan of azuki beans,
but I always wanted to try—
**[01:03] Yato**
These are mine.
**[01:04] Jin**
What happened to my welcome party?
**[01:05] Yato**
Shiruko sandwiches are
the food of the devil.
**[01:09] Yato**
Once ya open the bag and eat
the first one, that's it.
**[01:12] Yato**
Next thing ya know, you're grabbin' more...
***SIGN*** Shiruko
Sandwiches
**[01:14] Yato**
And ya can't stop until
the whole bag's gone!
**[01:18] Jin**
Give me one!
**[01:20] Yanna**
Monaka sure does eat a lot
of Nagoya foods, huh?
**[01:23] Mai**
Even the locals don't usually eat that much.
**[01:26] Jin**
What did you two bring?
**[01:28] Yanna**
I just got stuff ya can get anywhere.
**[01:30] Mai**
Same here.
***SIGN*** Onigiri
Senbei
**[01:31] Yanna**
See? Onigiri senbei!
***SIGN*** Crab Chips
**[01:34] Mai**
I brought crab chips.
**[01:37] Jin**
What are those?
**[01:38] Both**
Huh?
**[01:39] Yanna**
Wait, what're ya sayin'?
They're onigiri senbei! Onigiri!
**[01:42] Mai**
And crab chips! You know, crab-flavored!
**[01:44] Jin**
Never seen them before.
**[01:46] Yanna**
Onigiri senbei are made by a Mie company?!
**[01:48] Mai**
The factory that makes
crab chips is in Gifu?!
**[01:50] Both**
I had no idea.
**[01:52] Jin**
How are crab chips different from shrimp—
**[01:54] Jin**
O-Okay, are onigiri senbei—ow!
**[01:57] Jin**
Give me some!
**[01:58] Mai**
By the way, what did you bring, Jin-senpai?
**[02:00] Jin**
Uh, I just got normal stuff.
***SIGN*** Young Donuts
***SIGN*** Kuppy Ramune
***SIGN*** Baby Star Ramen
Chicken Flavor
**[02:03] Yanna**
Oh, Baby Star! And Young Donuts!
**[02:05] Mai**
He has Kuppy Ramune, too.
**[02:07] Jin**
They had these in Tokyo, too.
They reminded me of that.
**[02:12] Yato**
Tokyo?
**[02:14] Yanna**
What's wrong, Monaka?
**[02:16] Mai**
Yatogame-chan?
**[02:19] Mai**
Jin-senpai, we...
**[02:21] Mai**
have won this contest!
**[02:23] Jin**
What contest?!
***SIGN*** Baby Star Ramen
Chicken Flavor
***SIGN*** Kuppy Ramune
***SIGN*** Young Donuts
**[02:24] Mai**
These snacks that you speak
of as products of Tokyo...
**[02:28] Mai**
The Young Donuts factory is in Gifu!
***SIGN*** Young Donuts
***SIGN*** Gifu
**[02:30] Jin**
Wha—
**[02:31] Yanna**
The Baby Star factory is in Mie!
***SIGN*** Baby Star Ramen
Chicken Flavor
***SIGN*** Mie
**[02:34] Yato**
And the Kuppy Ramune factory... is in Aichi!
***SIGN*** Kuppy Ramune
***SIGN*** Aichi
**[02:40] Jin**
I don't believe it. My... My memories...
**[02:44] Jin**
came from Aichi, Gifu, and Mie?
**[02:46] Yato**
Give it up.
**[02:48] ---**
The Tokai region has
already invaded yer body.
**[02:55] Jin**
*But... what about my welcome party?*
**[02:58] ---**
# E8 - This Ain't Akiba
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKE733GR/this-aint-akiba)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** T
s
u
j
i
m
o
t
o
T
a
t
s
u
n
o
r
i
***SIGN*** H
o
n
d
a
T
a
k
a
f
u
m
i
**[00:00] Na**
* Many scenes in this program*
* will appear to present*
**[00:02] ---**
* a biased view of the people of*
* Nagoya and the surrounding region.*
**[00:04] Na**
* Please bear this in mind, and enjoy it as*
* a program filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:07] Toshika**
Who was that?!
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[00:09] Jin**
I wish I had my own camera, too.
**[00:11] Yanna**
Ya don't need one. Yer phone's enough.
**[00:14] Jin**
Yeah, but I'm in the photography club.
***SIGN*** "This Ain't Akiba"
**[00:16] Jin**
Where'd you get your camera, Yatogame?
**[00:19] Yato**
Komehyo.
***SIGN*** Kome (rice)
**[00:20] Jin**
Rice? You can buy cameras
at rice stores in Nagoya?
**[00:24] Mai**
Komehyo is a second-hand store.
**[00:26] Mai**
The one closest to here is the one in Osu.
**[00:29] Jin**
Oh...
**[00:30] Yanna**
I bought mine at Ameyoko.
***SIGN*** Ameyoko
**[00:32] Jin**
Ameyoko?! The one in Ueno?
**[00:33] Yato**
She's obviously talkin' about
Nagoya's Ameyoko, in Osu.
***SIGN*** Ameyoko Building 1
**[00:36] Jin**
There's an Ameyoko I didn't know about!
**[00:39] Mai**
Okay, why don't we all go to Osu tomorrow
so Jin-senpai can buy a camera?
**[00:43] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:44] Yanna**
I guess we gotta!
***SIGN*** Osu
***SIGN*** Banshoji-dori
**[00:49] Jin**
*What's that huge lucky cat statue?*
**[00:53] Jin**
Birds of a feather, I guess.
**[00:54] Yato**
Wha?!
**[00:55] Jin**
Are Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu here?
**[00:58] Jin**
Not yet, huh?
**[01:01] Jin**
Man, they're late. Where are they?
**[01:03] Yato**
Probably stuck in traffic or somethin'.
**[01:05] Jin**
Aren't they riding trains?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Cars are widely used in Nagoya,
***SIGN*** so most Nagoyans aren't
***SIGN*** bothered by slight delays
**[01:09] Jin**
What kind of place is Osu, anyway?
**[01:12] Yato**
It's got restaurants, electronics,
subculture... lots of stuff.
**[01:16] Jin**
Oh, so it's like Akiba?
**[01:21] Yato**
It's nothin' like that!
**[01:23] Maid**
Welcome, Master!
**[01:23] Yato**
It has maid cafés!
**[01:24] Jin**
Like Akiba.
**[01:25] Guy**
Hey, care for one?
**[01:25] Yato**
Kebab!
**[01:26] Jin**
Like Akiba.
**[01:27] Yato**
Whole shops of capsule machines!
**[01:28] Jin**
Like Akiba!
**[01:29] Yato**
Soup stock in vending machines!
***SIGN*** This vending machine was removed in January 2019.
It no longer exists.
**[01:30] Jin**
Like Aki— Wait, what?!
**[01:34] Jin**
Wow! This place is gorgeous!
**[01:37] Jin**
A-Are you sure we can be in here?
**[01:39] Jin**
It feels super ritzy.
**[01:41] Yato**
I-I-I-I-I-It's fine.
**[01:45] Jin**
Why are you nervous, too?!
**[01:48] Lady**
Is there anything I can help you find?
**[01:51] Jin**
Okay, you're way too jumpy.
**[01:53] Jin**
* How did someone this anxious*
* around strangers buy a camera?*
**[01:57] Jin**
Well, I guess you're more comfortable
with me than with a stranger, huh?
**[02:02] Yato**
Please buy him!
**[02:06] Jin**
Um, I'm here to buy a camera.
**[02:08] Jin**
I'd like one that's not too expensive.
**[02:11] Lady**
In that case, how about this one?
**[02:13] Lady**
It's a very good deal.
**[02:15] Yato**
Get that one!
**[02:16] Jin**
Huh? But this bargain camera is cheaper.
**[02:20] Yato**
No bargain stuff! Go for the deal!
**[02:23] Jin**
Don't those mean the same thing?
***SIGN*** Yatoga
***SIGN*** Nagoyans
***SIGN*** can't resist
***SIGN*** a "deal"
**[02:29] Jin**
I actually managed to buy one.
**[02:31] Jin**
Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu
never showed up, though.
**[02:35] Jin**
An idol concert?
**[02:38] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
**[02:40] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
**[02:42] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[02:44] Mai**
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[02:45] Mai**
They've come down to the Osu plaza!
**[02:48] Mai**
Angels with shining smiles!
**[02:50] Jin**
What the heck is she doing?!
**[02:51] ---**
# E9 - Nothin' To Do With It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDK34E46/nothin-to-do-with-it)
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***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
**[00:00] Mai**
This program is all about introducing you
to the cute things and people in Nagoya.
**[00:05] Jin**
Cute things in Nagoya?
**[00:06] Mai**
Like Yatogame-chan, and Yatogame-chan,
and Yatogame-chan...
**[00:11] Mai**
And Yatogame-chan, and Yatogame-chan,
and Yatogame-chan...
**[00:12] Jin**
One is enough!
**[00:13] Jin**
You forgot our plans to fangirl
at an idol concert instead?!
**[00:17] Mai**
Whew!
**[00:18] Jin**
And now you're working up a
satisfying sweat?! Stop that!
***SIGN*** "Nothin' To Do With It"
**[00:21] Jin**
Now you're going somewhere else?
***SIGN*** Shopping Street
No Motor Vehicles Permitted
**[00:27] Mai**
It's not the same without the balls.
***SIGN*** Frightening!!
Such foul
language from a
high school girl!!
**[00:31] Mai**
These figures are so cheap!
***SIGN*** Shock!!
A high school girl
ogling figures
of girl characters!!
**[00:37] Mai**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** Freaky!!
A high school girl
sneaking up
from behind!!
**[00:41] Mai**
I got carried away.
**[00:43] Yato**
Tadakusa is a hardcore otaku.
**[00:46] Mai**
I'm not an otaku!
**[00:47] Jin**
Not convincing.
**[00:48] Mai**
I... I just like cute things.
**[00:52] Mai**
Like anime characters and idols.
They just shine.
**[00:57] Mai**
Nagoya has lots of idols!
**[01:00] Mai**
My favorite idols even shot
a music video here in Osu!
**[01:06] Jin**
O-Okay...
**[01:07] Mai**
The music video featured the golden
balls that Osu is famous for.
**[01:12] Mai**
They're gone now, though.
**[01:14] Jin**
That was a word no girl should ever say!
***SIGN*** The golden balls of Osu were removed in August 2018.
They no longer exist.
**[01:16] Mai**
The balls were all smooth
and shiny at first,
**[01:19] Mai**
but over time, they got kind of wrinkly.
**[01:21] Jin**
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
**[01:23] Yato**
Oh! It's 2:00 PM!
**[01:25] Jin**
Hey! Where are you going?
**[01:27] Jin**
What happens at 2:00 PM?
**[01:29] Yato**
It's time for Nobunaga-san!
**[01:30] Jin**
Nobunaga?
**[01:34] Nobu**
Human life lasts only 50 years.
**[01:40] Nobu**
Contrast human life with...
**[01:45] Jin**
*What the heck?*
**[01:47] Jin**
Osu is... weird.
**[01:50] Yanna**
You guys!
**[01:52] Yanna**
Sorry! I overslept!
**[01:55] Jin**
Sasatsu?!
**[01:55] Yanna**
I woke up, then fell asleep again!
**[01:58] Yanna**
Please forgive me!
**[02:00] Jin**
Huh?!
**[02:01] Mai**
We're not mad at you.
**[02:04] Mai**
I got here late, too.
**[02:06] Yann**
Really?
**[02:07] Jin**
Is Sasatsu actually the
type to worry too much?
**[02:10] Mai**
She tends to get lonely easily.
**[02:14] Jin**
Hey...
**[02:15] Mai**
Yatogame-chan, the club president's here.
**[02:19] Yanna**
I'm sorry, Monaka!
**[02:21] Jin**
* Yatogame is pretty strong-willed,*
* but her love for her hometown is true.*
**[02:25] Jin**
* All the people who surround her*
* are a little weird in some way.*
**[02:29] Jin**
* What's normal in Nagoya isn't the*
* same as what's normal in Tokyo.*
**[02:34] Jin**
* I want to observe all this, so I*
* won't forget what that "normal" is.*
**[02:39] Jin**
*This will be my memorable first picture.*
***SIGN*** Photography Club Room
**[03:15] Mai**
What's the matter, Senpai?
**[03:17] Jin**
Well, I can't get this camera
to take nice pictures.
**[03:23] Mai**
There's no lens on it.
**[03:26] Jin**
Huh?
**[03:27] ---**
# E10 - Just Gotta Put Some On
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYP5JVZ9Y/just-gotta-put-some-on)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** Mayor of Nagoya: Kawamura Takashi
**[00:00] Na**
* Many scenes in this program will appear*
* to present a biased view of the*
**[00:04] ---**
*people of Nagoya and the surrounding region,*
**[00:07] Na**
* but please watch this program that*
* is so filled with love for Nagoya.*
**[00:12] Jin**
We got the mayor?!
***SIGN*** "Just Gotta Put Some On"
**[00:14] Jin**
* Since the cafeteria's so crowded, I guess*
* I'll eat in the club room for a change.*
**[00:17] Jin**
*I wonder if the club room's even open...*
**[00:21] Jin**
*It's open.*
***SIGN*** Alone...
**[00:27] Jin**
H-Hey...
**[00:28] Yato**
Bwah?!
**[00:30] Jin**
Yeah, the cafeteria was
really crowded, so...
**[00:33] Jin**
* Actually, this is the first time I've been*
* in the club room alone with Yatogame.*
**[00:37] Jin**
* And now that we're here, I have*
* no idea what to talk about.*
**[00:41] Jin**
Oh, you brought your own lunch?
**[00:43] Jin**
Did you make it?
**[00:45] Yato**
Yeah...
**[00:46] Jin**
What? Really? What's in it?
***SIGN*** Cucumber
***SIGN*** Grilled Eggplant
***SIGN*** Konnyaku
***SIGN*** Tofu
**[00:54] Jin**
Y-You just put stuff in
straight out of the package.
**[00:57] Yato**
I-I just didn't have time today!
**[01:00] Jin**
But there's nothing to complement the rice.
**[01:03] Yato**
Don't worry 'bout that!
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Kondate
Iroiro
Miso
**[01:06] Jin**
A-Are these... the flavor they
call the King of Nagoya?
**[01:09] Jin**
Miso?!
**[01:10] Yato**
Exactly!
**[01:12] Yato**
I can eat gobs o' rice with this!
***SIGN*** Hee hee hee hee...
**[01:15] Jin**
That's a scary face.
***SIGN*** Snarf Snarf Snarf Snarf
**[01:19] Jin**
Those chopsticks are moving at light speed!
**[01:23] Yato**
As long as ya have this,
anything goes with rice!
**[01:27] Jin**
You just put it on the rice itself, though!
**[01:30] Jin**
Wait...
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Kondate Iroiro Miso
**[01:31] Jin**
So how are these two different, anyway?
**[01:35] Yato**
Tofu and miso katsu get
Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso!
**[01:39] Yato**
That's this one.
**[01:41] ---**
And this is...
**[01:43] Yato**
Boil it or grill it,
there are lots of ways to serve...
**[01:46] Yato**
That's this one.
**[01:47] Jin**
Uh, that doesn't help.
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
**[01:50] Jin**
"Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso"
sounds like a play on words.
**[01:54] Yato**
They've got different flavors!
**[01:56] Yato**
There's yuzu flavor and even a mild
flavor for mixin' with things!
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso
Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Yuzu Flavor
***SIGN*** Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
***SIGN*** Mild
**[01:58] Jin**
Something else showed up!
**[01:59] Yato**
Kondate Iroiro Miso has a spicy type
and even a type made with meat!
***SIGN*** Bo-Boom Boom
***SIGN*** Kondate
Iroiro
Meat Miso
***SIGN*** Kondate
Iroiro
Spicy
Miso
**[02:03] Jin**
More of them keep popping out!
**[02:05] Jin**
I just remembered. You keep Tsukete Miso
Kakete Miso in your student handbook, too.
***SIGN*** Nakamo Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso Series
**[02:09] Yato**
Th-That's just for when
I forget the big pack!
**[02:12] Jin**
Wait, so you don't just suck it
straight out of the packet every day?
**[02:15] Yato**
Of course not!
**[02:16] Yato**
I don't eat miso every day
just 'cause I'm from Nagoya!
**[02:19] Jin**
Really? How often do you eat it?
**[02:22] Yato**
About once a week.
**[02:23] Jin**
That's fairly often...
**[02:26] Jin**
So which one's better?
**[02:29] Yato**
It's all about preference...
***SIGN*** Hmmmm...
**[02:30] Jin**
She's really conflicted...
***SIGN*** Kondate Iroiro Miso
**[02:33] Jin**
Whoa, that's sweet! And rich!
**[02:35] Jin**
It's definitely not like the miso in Tokyo.
**[02:38] Jin**
I guess this would complement rice.
**[02:41] Jin**
I just happened to get tonkatsu
from the cafeteria.
**[02:46] Jin**
Want it?
**[02:47] Yato**
Bwah?!
**[02:48] Yato**
Ya gotta put more miso on it!
**[02:50] Jin**
Hey! Not so much! It won't
taste like anything but miso!
**[02:53] Yato**
Ya can never have too much miso!
***SIGN*** Photography
Club Room
**[02:55] Jin**
You're nuts!
**[02:57] Mai**
I think I'll eat in the classroom today.
**[02:59] ---**
# E11 - It Ain't Cool Here
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJW2DP6/it-aint-cool-here)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
**[00:00] Mai**
They put up this disclaimer every time.
**[00:03] Yanna**
They're thinkin' they can
get away with anything
**[00:05] ---**
if they say it's "filled
with love for Nagoya."
**[00:08] Yato**
Well, they can't!
**[00:09] Jin**
Are you guys in any position to talk?
***SIGN*** "It Ain't Cool Here"
**[00:12] Jin**
*It's way too hot.*
**[00:13] Jin**
* This muggy heat is clinging*
* to my entire body.*
**[00:16] Jin**
*And it's only June!*
**[00:17] Jin**
*Is this really Nagoya and not Okinawa?*
**[00:23] Jin**
Huh? We're underground?
**[00:25] Yato**
Walkin' around outside in Nagoya
during the summer will kill ya.
**[00:29] Jin**
Is there some kind of biohazard here?!
**[00:32] Yato**
Ya don't wanna underestimate Nagoya summers.
**[00:35] Yato**
Ya gotta walk underground where
it's cool, or ya won't last.
**[00:38] Jin**
Why is it so hot in Nagoya?
**[00:41] Yato**
Nagoya has wide streets and not
much stuff to block the sun.
**[00:45] Jin**
Oh... So there's too much land,
plus the buildings are short.
**[00:49] Yato**
That ain't what I said!
**[00:50] Mai**
When summer hits Nagoya,
***SIGN*** Noubi Plain (Nagoya)
***SIGN*** Suzuka Mountains
***SIGN*** Foehn Winds
**[00:52] Mai**
warm winds carry humid air down to the Noubi
Plain from the mountain southwest of here,
***SIGN*** Heat Island
**[00:56] Mai**
so it gets stinking hot.
**[00:58] Jin**
"Stinking"?!
**[00:59] Mai**
Being an urban area raises
the temperature even more,
***SIGN*** Heat Island
**[01:01] Mai**
making it hot as hell.
***SIGN*** Heat Reflected
by Roads
***SIGN*** Heat Reflected by Buildings
**[01:03] Jin**
"Hot as hell"?!
**[01:06] Jin**
If it's this hot in Nagoya,
then Okinawa must be hell.
**[01:10] Mai**
Huh?
**[01:11] Mai**
But Nagoya is hotter than Okinawa.
**[01:14] Jin**
What the hell, Nagoya?!
**[01:16] Mai**
Okinawa doesn't have foehn winds,
so it's actually cooler than Honshu...
***SIGN*** Cool
**[01:21] Jin**
Are you okay?! Is it heat stroke?!
**[01:23] Mai**
I haven't been sleeping well lately.
**[01:26] Jin**
Really? Why not?
**[01:28] Mai**
I'm just so excited to switch
to summer uniforms tomorrow.
**[01:31] Jin**
S-Switching uniforms?
**[01:34] Mai**
You'll understand tomorrow.
**[01:37] Jin**
It just means changing to
short sleeves, doesn't it?
**[01:40] Mai**
Good morning, Senpai!
**[01:42] Jin**
Hey, good mo—
**[01:44] Jin**
Wait, those are long sleeves!
**[01:46] Jin**
You even wear long sleeves in summer here?
**[01:49] Mai**
This is the same spring and fall
uniform I was wearing yesterday.
**[01:54] Jin**
Why were you so excited about it, then?
**[01:57] Mai**
Because...
**[01:58] Mai**
Starting today I get to see Yatogame-chan
in her summer uniform! Why else?!
**[02:04] Mai**
Yatogame-chan!
**[02:05] Yato**
S-Stop gawkin' at me...
**[02:09] Jin**
Um... Sorry, what's so amazing about it?
**[02:12] Mai**
What?! You don't see it?!
**[02:15] Mai**
The collar! It's bigger,
and it's cut to below the chest!
**[02:19] Mai**
It's what we call a "Nagoya collar"!
**[02:21] Jin**
It *is* big! And frankly, it looks dorky!
***SIGN*** * Jin-kun's Personal Opinion
**[02:24] Mai**
I think it's cute how it's so big.
**[02:26] Jin**
So you only wear Nagoya collars in summer?
**[02:29] Yato**
We normally wear these during all seasons.
**[02:32] Jin**
Then why...
**[02:34] Mai**
A lot of people say it looks dorky,
**[02:36] Mai**
so I compromise by wearing the normal
design in spring and fall.
**[02:41] Jin**
See? It *is* dorky.
**[02:43] Mai**
But I love this dorky yet cute look!
**[02:46] Jin**
And what's your opinion, Yatogame?
**[02:48] Yato**
I... don't really...
**[02:51] Yato**
I mean...
**[02:53] Jin**
*She's wavering...*
**[02:54] Jin**
D-Do boys' uniforms not have Nagoya collars?
**[02:57] Mai**
Well, of course they don't.
**[02:59] ---**
# E12 - See Y'all Again
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0E852R/see-yall-again)
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***SIGN*** * D i s c l a i m e r
***SIGN*** Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
***SIGN*** M
i
z
u
k
i
I
c
h
i
r
o
**[00:00] Na**
Please understand that this program
will appear to present a biased view
**[00:03] Na**
of the people of Nagoya and
the surrounding region,
**[00:05] Na**
and view it as a program filled
with love for the Dragons!
**[00:08] All**
Z!
***SIGN*** "See Y'all Again"
**[00:11] Yanna**
All right! Karaoke time!
**[00:15] Jin**
Hey, why are we doing karaoke?
**[00:17] Yanna**
Well, that's what folks do when
they're hangin' out, right?
**[00:23] Jin**
But I don't think it's supposed
to be the main event.
**[00:26] Jin**
Like, you do that after you've
been doing other stuff.
**[00:29] Mai**
There is no such place in Nagoya!
**[00:31] Yanna**
There ain't nothin' for kids to do
in Nagoya but karaoke and yakiniku!
**[00:34] Jin**
Said with finality!
**[00:35] Yanna**
Here we are!
**[00:37] Jin**
We're here to do karaoke, right?
**[00:40] Yanna**
Yeah, no kiddin'.
**[00:42] Jin**
But, I mean...
***SIGN*** Japan
Rent-a-Car
**[00:43] Jin**
This is a car rental place!
**[00:46] Jin**
Huh?
**[00:48] Yanna**
We gotta hurry, or we won't
be able to get a room!
**[00:51] Mai**
The key is to get there during the
hours when reservations aren't needed.
**[00:53] Yato**
Yep.
**[00:54] Jin**
Wait a minute! This is
totally a karaoke place!
**[00:57] Jin**
And it's super crowded,
considering it's only 8:00 AM!
**[01:00] Staff**
Do you have a reservation?
**[01:03] Yanna**
Yikes... It's pretty packed.
**[01:05] Mai**
I guess we should've made a reservation.
**[01:07] Jin**
I get it now.
**[01:08] Yato**
Wha?
**[01:09] Jin**
It's a karaoke place
called Japan Rent-a-Car,
**[01:11] Jin**
but they don't rent out cars.
**[01:13] Jin**
Which means...
**[01:14] Jin**
It's just a karaoke place with a funny name!
***SIGN*** * Karaoke is only offered at certain locations, including Tokai area stores
**[01:19] Yato**
What're ya talkin' about?
The car rental desk is right there.
**[01:23] Jin**
Oh! So it is!
**[01:25] Jin**
Thank goodness they had an opening.
**[01:27] Jin**
Whoa! It's huge!
**[01:28] Jin**
And the TV is massive!
**[01:30] Jin**
And there's a fridge?! Why?!
**[01:32] Mai**
We got a small room today, huh?
**[01:34] Yato**
Yep.
**[01:34] Jin**
This is small?!
**[01:36] Yanna**
Sometimes they give us a room so
big, we could all sleep in it.
**[01:40] Jin**
Does Nagoya have too much land or what?!
**[01:42] Jin**
So do you get one drink with admission here?
**[01:45] ---**
I didn't see a drink bar.
**[01:47] Jin**
Whoa! What are you doing?!
You'll get in trouble!
**[01:51] Yato**
Ya bring yer own food an' drinks here.
**[01:55] Jin**
You're kidding!
Look, they have a menu here...
**[01:57] Jin**
Wait! This is for pizza delivery!
**[02:00] Jin**
* So that huge fridge is for storing*
* the snacks you bring in?*
**[02:03] Jin**
* I guess that's a good way to attract students,*
* since you only pay for the room.*
***SIGN*** Weekly Ranking
#1 DELUXE DELUXE HAPPY
Tomatsu Haruka
#2 Shachihoko Gold
Minor Junction
#3 Osu Love Song
NAGOYA33414
#4 N.G.Y.
DA.GANE
#5 Cochin Paradise
HIS☆AYA
#6 We're Goin' to Nagoya
Yoshii Kuzo
***SIGN*** Motto☆Hade Ni Ne!
Tomatsu Haruka
**[02:10] Yanna**
Okay, Mai's up first!
**[02:11] Mai**
M-Me?
***SIGN*** Motto☆Hade Ni Ne!
Tomatsu Haruka
**[02:13] Jin**
I knew you'd pick an anime song.
**[02:15] Yanna**
Watch this. She's incredible.
**[02:18] Mai**
It's still so boring!
**[02:21] Mai**
Kissing is boring, too!
**[02:24] Mai**
Floating on air!
**[02:25] Mai**
Rip off those worn-out pants and...
**[02:26] Jin**
She even knows the choreography!
**[02:27] Mai**
I feel like I'm melting!
**[02:31] Mai**
It's all wrong... I need to show
more of Nagi-sama's cuteness.
**[02:33] Jin**
*She's fighting a battle with something.*
**[02:35] Yanna**
All right! My turn now!
**[02:37] Jin**
*What kind of song is Sasatsu gonna sing?*
***SIGN*** Kyodaibune
***SIGN*** Toba Ichiro
**[02:40] Jin**
Why?!
**[02:42] Mai**
Toba Ichiro-san originally came from Mio.
**[02:46] Jin**
She's very thorough...
**[02:50] Yanna**
Okay, Monaka, you're next!
**[02:52] Yato**
No *way*!
**[02:53] Jin**
I've never heard anyone say it that way!
**[02:55] Yanna**
Oh, fine.
***SIGN*** Moeyo Dragons!
~Stadium Chorus Version~
***SIGN*** Mizuki Ichiro
**[02:57] Jin**
Th-The Dragons' cheering song?!
**[03:07] Yato**
When we hear the cry of the dragon
echoing from the distant night sky...
**[03:14] Yato**
A shiver runs through all of
us packed in Nagoya Dome!
**[03:22] Yato**
That's the way! Go, Dragons!
**[03:26] Yato**
Burn bright, Dragons!
***SIGN*** Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki
END
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