Season 1

E1 - Beginning
E2 - Tokyoites
E3 - I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It
E4 - No Good Pictures
E5 - Not Gonna Teach You
E6 - Let's Go to Sugakiya
E7 - Not Like That
E8 - This Ain't Akiba
E9 - Nothin' To Do With It
E10 - Just Gotta Put Some On
E11 - It Ain't Cool Here
E12 - See Y'all Again

E1 - Beginning

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:01] Na
    Many scenes in this program will
    appear to present a biased view
[00:04] ---
    of the people of Nagoya and
    the surrounding region.
[00:07] Na
    Please bear in mind that
    these scenes are strictly the
[00:09] ---
    opinions of the characters and
    may not represent reality,
[00:13] Na
    and enjoy it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:15] Jin
    That's being way too careful!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
SIGN    "Beginning"
SIGN    Nagoya
    Fine Dining
[00:18] Jin
    Hey, Yatogame...
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Yatogame Monaka (16)
SIGN    High School Year 1
SIGN    From Aichi Prefecture
[00:24] Jin
    Did you see that anime yesterday?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Jin Kaito (17)
SIGN    High School Year 2
SIGN    From Tokyo
[00:33] Jin
    This is my kouhai, Yatogame Monaka.
[00:35] Jin
    She's from Aichi.
[00:37] Jin
    Her grandma raised her,
    so she has a heavy accent,
[00:39] Jin
    which makes her embarrassed to speak much.
[00:41] Jin
    But...
[00:42] Jin
    Nagoya Prefecture.
SIGN    Whisper...
SIGN    ° It's Aichi Prefecture.
[00:44] Yato
    I keep tellin' y'all,
     it ain't Nagoya Prefecture!
[00:46] Jin
    She's kinda like a cat. It's cute.
SIGN    Fried Shrimp
[00:51] Yato
    Ebi fry.
[00:54] Jin
    No, no! Isn't there another name for it?
[00:57] Yato
    Ebi fry.
[00:58] Jin
    Not that! You know! You know! You know!
[01:00] Yato
    Ebi furyaa...
[01:02] Yato
    No! Ya ain't gettin' me to say that!
[01:05] Jin
    So how's the fried shrimp? Good?
[01:07] Yato
    Umyaa.
[01:09] Jin
    Wait, what? What's "umyaa"?
[01:12] Nagoya
    I didn't say "umyaa"! I didn't!
[01:15] Jin
    Then what'd you say!
[01:17] Yato
    I... I said... "Umaa"... er...
[01:20] Jin
    Even the second time,
    it still has the accent.
[01:28] Yato
    Chin-chin...
[01:29] Jin
    Chin...?
[01:31] Yato
    N-No! "Chin-chin" means "hot"!
SIGN    Chin Chin Chin Chin
SIGN    Chin Chin Chin Chin
[01:31] Jin
    Chin-chin? Chin-chin?
    You just said "chin-chin"...
[01:35] Yato
    It ain't what you're thinkin'!
[01:38] Jin
    I met this very blunt high
    school girl, Yatogame Monaka,
[01:43] Jin
    on my way home after transferring
    to this school from Tokyo.
SIGN    In Nagoya
[01:47] Jin
    That's where this story starts.
SIGN    Every day's boring
[01:54] Jin
    No one talked with an accent,
SIGN    Oh, we have math next.
SIGN    I didn't do the assignment.
[01:56] Jin
    and they put sauce on their tonkatsu.
SIGN    I like mine with sauce.
[01:58] Jin
    Region equals dialect!
    Nagoya equals miso! Was that wrong?!
SIGN    ° Way Wrong.
[02:02] Jin
    After moving here from Tokyo,
[02:04] Jin
    I thought I'd experience first-hand
    how different Nagoya's culture is.
[02:07] Jin
    This is just a poor-quality Tokyo.
[02:12] (Flashback) Jin
    I guess even out here,
    you're my only comfort.
[02:17] (Flashback) Jin
    Even here in Nagoya, I guess every
    day's going to be the same.
[02:21] (Flashback) Jin
    Wait, what is that?!
[02:23] (Flashback) Jin
    A stylish sculpture of poop?!
SIGN    ° Wrong!
[02:26] (Flashback) Yato
    Nyaa!
[02:27] (Flashback) Yato
    Nyaa!
[02:29] (Flashback) Yato
    Nyaa!
SIGN    Ba-dump
[02:31] Jin
    Wh-What's with her?
[02:34] Jin
    She's... not a cat, right?
[02:35] Yato
    Nyaa!
[02:37] (Flashback) Jin
    That uniform... She's from my school!
[02:39] (Flashback) Jin
    H-Hey!
[02:41] (Flashback) Jin
    My name's Jin.
[02:43] (Flashback) Jin
    Are you...
SIGN    Student Handbook Tagane High School
[02:49] (Flashback) Jin
    Yatogame Monaka?
SIGN    Student ID
    This ID verifies that this individual is a student of this school.

    Grade: Year 1
    Class B, No. 35
    Name: Yatogame Monaka
    Tagane High School, Aichi Prefecture
[02:51] Jin
    Meeting this girl named Yatogame Monaka
[02:55] Jin
    would bring more of Nagoya
    into my life by the day.
SIGN    Nakamo Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso Series
[02:58] Jin
    Miso?!

E2 - Tokyoites

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

[00:00] Yato
    This show's chock full of all
    the great things about Nagoya,
[00:04] Yato
    so c'mon and hang out with us!
[00:05] Jin
    You sure you don't mean "the weird things"?
[00:07] Yato
    Shaddup, ya Tokyoite!
SIGN    "Tokyoites"
[00:10] Jin
    This miso and student handbook
    are probably important.
SIGN    Student ID
SIGN    Nakamo
    Tsukete Miso
    Kakete Miso
    Series
[00:13] Jin
    I need to get them back to her.
[00:15] Jin
    But why would she carry miso arou—
[00:18] Jin
    Huh? A student in a café at this hour?
[00:20] Jin
    And with a newspaper? How old is she?!
[00:23] Jin
    What're you up to, Yatogame-san?
[00:25] Yato
    Hey! Yer the guy from yesterday!
[00:27] Jin
    My name's Jin Kaito.
[00:28] Yato
    Don't sit there!
SIGN    Student Handbook
[00:29] Jin
    I picked this up yesterday.
SIGN    Hisssss
[00:32] Jin
    She really is just like a cat.
[00:35] Jin
    Anyway, what're you doing at a
    café this early in the morning?
[00:38] Yato
    I gotta have the mornin' service
    at Komeda's every day!
[00:41] Jin
    Huh, the morning service here is that good?
[00:44] Lady
    Have you decided on your order?
SIGN    Top with
    syrup as
    desired
[00:46] Jin
    Yes, I'll have a coffee and
    this Shiro-Noir, please.
[00:49] Lady
    Would you like the Shiro-Noir
    after your meal?
[00:52] Jin
    Huh? After... Oh, sure.
[00:54] Lady
    Certainly.
[00:56] Yato
    Y'all ain't from Nagoya, are ya?
[00:58] Jin
    Huh? You can tell?
[01:00] Jin
    Do I have that Tokyoite
    aura or whatever it is?
[01:02] Yato
    I ain't got no way ta know yer from Tokyo,
     and ya ain't got no aura!
[01:06] Jin
    How'd you know, then?
[01:08] Yato
    You were carryin' a bottle
    of water yesterday, yeah?
[01:11] Yato
    But Nagoya's got clean tap water,
    so we never buy bottled water!
[01:13] Jin
    Seriously?!
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
[01:14] Yato
    Nagoya's tap water comes outta the Kiso River,
    so we can guzzle it right down.
[01:18] Yato
    Folks even call it "meisui"!
[01:20] Jin
    Meisui? Tap water is that famous?
[01:22] Yato
    Yep! Y'all can't even make
    Calpis easy in Tokyo, can ya?
SIGN    Hah
[01:25] Jin
    What a pointless thing to brag about.
[01:27] Jin
    It's just kind of surprising to hear that
    tap water made the Top 100 Meisui list.
[01:31] Yato
    Naw, not that.
SIGN    Nagoya Tap Water
[01:32] Yato
    The "meisui" is short
    for "Nagoya tap water."
SIGN    Mei
SIGN    Right
[01:34] Yato
    It's just written the
    same as "famous water"!
SIGN    Meisui
[01:36] Jin
    It was word magic?!
[01:38] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[01:39] Jin
    But I didn't order toast.
[01:42] Lady
    Oh, during these hours,
    it comes free with your drink.
[01:45] Yato
    That's why it's called "morning
    service." What'd ya expect?
[01:47] Jin
    But normally, when you order a coffee,
     you just get a coffee.
[01:50] Yato
    Wha?! Y-You're gettin' ripped off!
[01:52] Yato
    Coffee always comes with toast an' a
    boiled egg, or yogurt, or salad, or...
[01:56] Jin
    Uh, no, it doesn't.
[01:57] Yato
    What about udon?! Miso soup?! Egg custard?!
[01:59] Jin
    Those don't go with coffee!
[02:01] Jin
    No café like that actually exists.
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    Sweat Sweat
[02:03] Jin
    They do exist?!
[02:05] Jin
    By the way, what are those cat-like
    "nyaa" and "myaa" sounds you make?
[02:08] Yato
    Huh?! I don't say that!
[02:10] Jin
    You just did.
[02:10] Yato
    I-It's a Nagoya thing.
[02:12] Jin
    You mean it's Nagoya dialect?
[02:14] Yato
    W-Well...
[02:15] Jin
    It is! I finally feel like
    I've been to a new land!
[02:17] Jin
    Say it again! Say "nyaa"! Come on, come on!
[02:19] Yato
    I... I don't have an accent!
[02:24] Jin
    Uh, hey!
[02:25] Jin
    If you don't mind,
    could we talk again sometime?
[02:29] Yato
    I ain't makin' friends with a Tokyoite!
SIGN    ° This ticket cannot be exchanged for cash.
    ° Only valid in the store where it was purchased.
[02:34] Jin
    What's this?
[02:35] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
    Here's your Shiro-Noir.
[02:38] Jin
    It's huge!
[02:39] Jin
    Uh, I ordered the regular size.
[02:41] Lady
    This is the regular size.
[02:45] Jin
    Yatogame-san!
[02:46] Jin
    Yatogame!
[02:48] Yatogame
    Everyone knows ya order the
    mini Shiro-Noir at Komeda's!
[02:51] Yatogame
    Take yer time enjoyin' that, Tokyoite!
[03:25] Jin
    So good... But it's not
    getting any smaller...
[03:28] Mai
    Maybe he can...

E3 - I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view
     of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.
     Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the
     opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,
     and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.

[00:00] Mai
    Many scenes in this
[00:02] ---
    program will appear to present a biased
    view of Yatogame-chan's cuteness.
[00:05] Mai
    Please bear in mind that she belongs to me
    and that I will not let anyone else have her,
[00:09] Mai
    and enjoy it as a program filled
    with my love for Yatogame-chan.
[00:13] Jin
    That has nothing to do with Nagoya anymore!
SIGN    Faculty Office
[00:16] Teacher
    So, Jin, about your club...
SIGN    Jin's homeroom teacher.
SIGN    Teaches geography and history.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Homeroom Teacher
[00:18] Jin
    Yeah, I'm having trouble deciding on one.
SIGN    "I'll Nyaa-ver Allow It"
[00:19] Jin
    I was on the track team in Tokyo, but...
[00:22] Teacher
    No need to stress over it.
[00:24] Teacher
    I enrolled you in the photography club.
[00:26] Jin
    Wait, I have no right to choose here?
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:29] Jin
    Photography club, huh?
[00:30] Jin
    I would've liked something
    a little more exciting.
[00:33] Jin
    Excuse me...
[00:35] Mai
    Perfect, Yatogame-chan!
[00:36] Mai
    Yes, that's it!
SIGN    Click
[00:37] Mai
    Look this way!
[00:37] Yato
    Quit it! Cut it out!
[00:39] Mai
    You're so cute!
[00:41] Jin
    I shut the door without thinking,
[00:43] ---
    but was that Yatogame being photographed?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:45] Jin
    E-Excuse me!
[00:47] Yato
    What the heck are y'all doin' here?!
[00:50] Yato
    Hiss!
[00:51] Mai
    Hey, are you the senpai
    who just joined our club?
[00:54] Jin
    You're behind me?!
[00:55] Mai
    Sorry you caught me in
    that embarrassing moment.
[00:58] Mai
    I'm Tadakusa Mai, and I'm a first-year.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa Mai (16)
SIGN    High School Year 1

SIGN    From Gifu Prefecture
[01:00] Mai
    Yatogame-chan and I welcome you! Don't we?
[01:03] Yato
    Get outta here.
[01:04] Jin
    She's not welcoming me!
[01:05] Jin
    W-Well, glad to be here, I guess.
[01:08] Jin
    Really?!
[01:09] Mai
    I'm sorry.
[01:10] Mai
    Yatogame-chan's grandma raised her,
     so she has a strong accent.
[01:12] Mai
    That's why she doesn't like to talk much.
[01:14] Jin
    But that's such a waste!
[01:15] Jin
    I want to hear her talk more! It's cute!
SIGN    * She sounds like a cat
[01:19] Mai
    You're exactly right, Jin-senpai!
[01:21] Mai
    Look at these!
[01:22] Mai
    Yatogame-chan eating tonkatsu with miso!
[01:24] Mai
    Yatogame-chan eating udon with miso!
[01:26] Mai
    Yatogame-chan eating oden with miso!
[01:28] Yato
    Delete those now!
[01:29] Jin
    You don't have any scenery shots?
[01:32] ---
    Like of tourist spots in Nagoya?
SIGN    Gloom
[01:34] Jin
    Er... Huh?
[01:35] Mai
    Jin-senpai, please stay
    calm and listen to me.
[01:39] Mai
    Nagoya doesn't have any tourist spots.
[01:41] Jin
    How can you say that?
[01:42] ---
    It may not have as many
    as Tokyo, but it must—
[01:44] Mai
    Nagoya has great food, but it has
    almost no sightseeing spots.
[01:49] Yato
    She's crying! She's crying
    for her prefecture!
[01:51] Mai
    Still, it might be a good idea to show
    you around to some different places.
[01:56] Jin
    You sure that'll work? It doesn't
    seem like I should expect mu—
[01:59] Jin
    Crap... I might've pissed her off!
[02:01] Yato
    Tadakusa, I ain't approved of this
    kid's enrollment in this club yet!
[02:04] Jin
    Sorry, I didn't mean any harm...
[02:05] Yato
    Tomorrow! At Meieki!
[02:07] Yato
    It's yer photos against mine!
[02:09] Jin
    Huh?
[02:10] Mai
    But Yatogame-chan, he's new at this...
[02:13] Yato
    I don't care!
[02:14] Yato
    If ya take a better picture than me,
    I'll approve of ya joinin' the club!
[02:17] Jin
    Okay, but... where is "Meieki"?
[02:20] Yato
    He didn't understand!
[02:22] Mei
    Jin-senpai, "Meieki" is
    short for "Nagoya Station."
[02:24] Jin
    Huh? Oh, now I get it.
[02:27] Yato
    An' what's "Meidai" short for?
[02:29] Jin
    Meiji University (daigaku)?
[02:32] Yato
    Yer dead to me!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[02:33] Jin
    Yatogame?!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    ° In Nagoya, "Meidai" is short
     for Nagoya University
[02:38] Mai
    I'm sorry. She's more sensitive than most
    about things having to do with Nagoya.
[02:42] Mai
    She gets especially competitive
    toward people from Tokyo.
[02:45] Jin
    I see... That explains things.
[02:46] Mai
    I haven't seen Yatogame-chan
    so worked up in a long time.
[02:50] Jin
    I guess I put a damper on the mood
    in your club, huh? I'm sor—
[02:52] Mai
    I'm so glad I asked the teacher
    to put you in this club!
[02:55] Jin
    Huh?
[02:56] Jin
    I have a feeling this club is
    going to be the death of me.

E4 - No Good Pictures

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Yanna
    Many scenes in this program will
    appear to present a biased view of
[00:03] ---
    the people of Nagoya and
    the surrounding region.
[00:05] Yanna
    Please bear in mind—
[00:07] Jin
    She fell asleep?!
SIGN    "No Good Pictures"
[00:11] Jin
    Hey, Yatogame—
[00:12] Yato
    You're late!
[00:13] Yato
    Where else is there to meet up
    at Meieki but the golden clock?!
[00:17] Jin
    How was I to know?!
[00:18] Jin
    I didn't know how to contact you, either.
[00:21] Jin
    Hey, where's Tadakusa-chan?
[00:23] Yato
    Tadakusa ain't comin'.
[00:24] Jin
    What? So it's just you and me?
[00:27] Yato
    Yep.
[00:28] Jin
    Th-That means...
[00:30] Yato
    It's just the two of us.
[00:32] Yato
    That's right. There ain't nobody to save ya.
[00:35] Jin
    What are you, a mafia boss?
[00:38] Jin
    Is there even anything to take
    pictures of at Nagoya Station?
[00:42] Yato
    Lotsa stuff!
[00:43] ---
    Like Nana-chan, the Hisho monument...
[00:45] Jin
    Are those really famous?
[00:48] Yato
    That tokkin-tokkin thing there is Hisho.
SIGN    * It means "pointy"
[00:51] Jin
    Tokkin-tokkin?
[00:53] Jin
    There's a weird-shaped Mode Gakuen
     building in Tokyo, too.
[00:57] Yato
    There's one in Tokyo?
[00:59] Yato
    W-Well, ours is more twisty.
[01:01] Jin
    I-Is this a contest?
[01:03] Jin
    It's huge!
[01:05] Yato
    Ain't it?
[01:06] Yato
    There's a rite of passage that
    everyone has to do with Nana-chan.
[01:14] Jin
    Are you an old man?!
[01:15] Yato
    There's still lots more!
[01:16] Jin
    Like what?
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[01:18] Mai
    So you've finished taking your photos?
[01:20] Mai
    Great work, both of you!
[01:23] Mai
    Okay, let's start with Jin-senpai.
[01:25] Jin
    I think mine came out pretty nice.
[01:31] Mai
    They're all selfies.
[01:33] Yato
    Ya can't even see the famous stuff!
[01:37] Mai
    Okay, Yatogame-chan, you're next.
[01:39] Yato
    Take a gander at this!
[01:42] Both
    The sky?
[01:43] Yato
    This cloud looks just like a chicken wing!
[01:45] Jin
    What was the point of
    going to Nagoya Station?!
[01:47] Jin
    And how do you determine the winner here?!
[01:49] Yanna
    Tone it down. I can't sleep.
[01:51] Mai
    Oh, you're here, President?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Sasatsu Yanna (17)
SIGN    High School Year 2
SIGN    From Mie Prefecture
[01:53] Jin
    I thought you were the club president.
[01:55] Mai
    I know!
[01:57] ---
    Let's have our president make
    the call on your membership.
[01:59] Mai
    What do you think of these photos?
[02:02] Yanna
    Huh?
[02:04] Yanna
    Looks good.
SIGN    Shock
[02:06] Yato
    Wha?!
[02:07] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[02:08] Jin
    You thought my photos were that good?
[02:11] Yanna
    Yep! Don't even care!
[02:14] Mai
    Jin-senpai!
[02:17] Yanna
    I'm the club president, Sasatsu.
[02:19] Yanna
    I dunno if ya wanna join this club or not,
[02:21] Yanna
    but I won't take anyone who
    gives our members trouble.
[02:24] Jin
    E-Er, I don't think I'm...
[02:27] Mai
    But President, more members
    means we receive more funds.
[02:31] Yanna
    Well, the more, the merrier!
[02:34] Jin
    That was a quick change of heart!
[02:36] Yanna
    All right! Monaka, Mai... and,
    uh, I dunno who you are.
[02:39] Jin
    I'm Jin.
[02:40] Yanna
    The four of us are gonna take all kindsa
    pictures around our hometown of Nagoya!
[02:44] Yato
    Sure.
[02:44] Mai
    Right!
[02:45] Jin
    Uh, I'm the only one here
    who's not from Nagoya.
[02:49] ---
    Is that okay?
[02:52] Mai
    Of course! I'm from Gifu, myself.
SIGN    G i f u
SIGN    Aichi
[02:54] Yanna
    I'm from Mie.
SIGN    G
    i
    f
    u
SIGN    Aichi
SIGN    M i e
[02:56] Jin
    Uh, your definition of
    "hometown" is way too broad.

E5 - Not Gonna Teach You

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Na
    This program may appear to present a
SIGN    Takayanagi
     Akane
     (SKE48)
[00:02] ---
    biased view of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region,
[00:04] Na
    but please view it as a program
    filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:06] Jin
    Yatogame! L-Listen, I actually
    know a lot about Nagoya...
SIGN    "Not Gonna Teach You"
[00:09] Yato
    Yeah, right. Ya don't even know
    what "Meieki" or "Meidai" are.
[00:12] Jin
    "Meieki" is Nagoya Station, right?
SIGN    N a g o y a S t a t i o n
SIGN    M e i e k i
[00:14] Jin
    And "Meidai" is Nagoya University!
SIGN    N a g o y a U n i v e r s i t y
SIGN    M e i d a i
[00:16] Jin
    So... if it's okay with you,
    can we exchange contact info?
[00:18] Yato
    Quit botherin' me.
SIGN    "Meiwaku"... Is that... Nagoya Planet (wakusei)?
SIGN    N a g o y a P l a n e t
SIGN    M
    e
    i
    w
    a
    k
    u

    (Nuisance)
[00:22] Yato
    I'm talkin' about you. You're a nuisance.
[00:26] Yato
    I'm outta here!
[00:27] Jin
    Maybe I shouldn't be in
    this club after all.
SIGN    Gloom
[00:30] Jin
    Why did you pick me, Tadakusa-chan?
[00:32] Mai
    Because Yatogame-chan always makes
    the best faces you're around.
[00:36] Jin
    Wait, you mean she actually...
[00:38] Mai
    This was a Yatogame-chan
    I'd never seen before!
[00:41] Jin
    You were there that time?!
SIGN    Blush...
SIGN    some very peculiar
SIGN    tendencies.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Tadakusa has
[00:43] Mai
    She's so cute!
[00:44] Mai
    I've taken hundreds of gigabytes'
    worth of photos of Yatogame-chan,
[00:48] Mai
    but I could never manage to
    bring out her true nature.
[00:51] Mai
    And that's when the guy she actually had
    negative esteem for came into her life!
[00:55] Jin
    At least try to sugar-coat it!
[00:57] Jin
    I just want to be friends with her.
[00:59] Yanna
    Not happenin'.
[01:00] Jin
    Why not? Because I'm an outsider?
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Gifu
[01:04] Jin
    Wait, you're both outsiders, too.
[01:06] Yanna
    You're makin' a big mistake.
[01:09] Yanna
    When we're far from home and
    someone asks where we're from,
SIGN    Where
    are
    you
    from?
[01:11] Yanna
    even if we answer with "Mie"...
SIGN    Mie
[01:13] Mai
    ...or Gifu...
SIGN    Gifu
[01:14] Both
    ...they ask, "Where's that?"
[01:16] Yanna
    So we just say...
[01:17] Both
    It's Nagoya!
SIGN    It's (close to) Nagoya!
[01:19] Yanna
    In other words, both Gifu
    and Mie are Nagoya!
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Aichi
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:21] Jin
    That's totally irrational!
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Go
SIGN    Ya
[01:22] Yanna
    Well, shrimp tempura musubi and miso
    katsu both originated in Mie, after all.
[01:25] Yanna
    And lately, people are even sayin'
    that akafuku mochi is a Nagoya treat!
SIGN    Specialty of Ise
    Homare no
    Akafuku
SIGN    Best Selling Item at Nagoya Station
[01:29] Yanna
    The hell's up with that?!
[01:32] Jin
    What about Gifu?
[01:33] Mai
    Gifu really has nothing at all.
[01:35] Mai
    The only thing in Gifu that isn't found
    anywhere else is the "fu" kanji.
SIGN    Fu
[01:38] Jin
    Hey, now!
SIGN    Nagoya
[01:38] Mai
    And what I have that you don't
[01:41] Mai
    is a sense of respect
    and envy toward Nagoya.
[01:43] Jin
    But I think Nagoya's amazing!
    It's nothing like Tokyo.
[01:46] Mai
    That opinion is based on the
    assumption that Tokyo is superior.
[01:49] Yanno
    The locals in these parts are
    sensitive to that kinda thing.
[01:52] Jin
    I made an enemy of this entire region?
[01:54] Yanna
    Yep.
[01:55] Jin
    I want to face Yatogame... no, this
    entire region... the right way.
[01:59] Jin
    Teach me more about Nago—
[02:01] Yanna
    Sure!
SIGN    S
    o
    u
    n
    d
    s

    f
    u
    n
[02:02] Jin
    That was easy!
[02:03] Mai
    Now, translate the following.
[02:05] Mai
    "Let's take the Meitetsu to Meikou."
SIGN    M e i t e t s u
SIGN    M e i k o u
[02:08] Jin
    "Meitetsu" is the Nagoya Railroad Company,
SIGN    I turned
    into a train
[02:10] Jin
    and "Meikou" is the Nagoya Expressway, so...
SIGN    Welcome to the Nagoya Expressway
[02:12] Jin
    "Let's take the Nagoya Rail
    to the Nagoya Expressway!"
[02:15] Yanna
    Moron! The "Meikou" in this
    case is the Port of Nagoya!
SIGN    M
    e
    i
    k
    o
    u
SIGN    Expressway
SIGN    Port
SIGN    P
    o
    r
    t

    o
    f

    N
    a
    g
    o
    y
    a
[02:18] Jin
    No one told me there could be two answers!
[02:20] Mai
    Next, how do you abbreviate "Nagoya Dome"?
[02:22] Jin
    "Nagoya" would be "Mei," so... "Meido"!
SIGN    N
    a
    g
    o
    y
    a

    D
    o
    m
    e
SIGN    M
    e
    i
    d
    o
[02:24] Yanna
    It's "Nagodo"!
SIGN    N a g o d o
SIGN    * Nagoya Dome's official title is written in katakana
[02:25] Jin
    That one breaks the rule?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[02:29] Yato
    I forgot my phone.
[02:34] Yato
    What's he doin' in here?
[02:37] Yato
    He didn't really hafta
    write all that down...
[02:41] Yato
    I just don't get how Tokyoites think.
[02:46] Yato
    What a dimwit.
[02:48] Jin
    Something showed up in my notes
    that I don't remember writing!
[02:52] Jin
    See? Right here!
[02:53] Mai
    That's...
[02:54] Yanna
    Pretty sure it's Monaka's ID.
[02:56] Jin
    I've been cursed by Nagoya!
[02:57] Yanna
    Chill out.
[02:59] ---

E6 - Let's Go to Sugakiya

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Mai
    I was thinking about how to get my best
    shot of Yatogame-chan without needing you,
[00:03] Mai
    and I ended up making this!
[00:05] Jin
    Oh? What'd you make?
[00:06] Mai
    A Jin-senpai mask!
[00:08] Jin
    Uh, that seems wrong on many levels.
SIGN    Yatogame
SIGN    Morning!
[00:10] Jin
    There!
[00:11] Jin
    I hope we can be friends now.
SIGN    Previously:
    Thanks to Jin's sincere efforts,
    Yatogame-chan finally shared
    her contact info with him.
SIGN    Ten Minutes Later...
[00:14] Jin
    It says "Read," but there's no reply.
SIGN    "Let's Go to Sugakiya"
[00:16] Toshika
    She hasn't replied?
[00:18] Toshika
    She probably didn't know how to,
    if all you said was "Morning."
[00:21] Toshika
    Say something more meaningful.
[00:22] Jin
    Okay, then... "Coming to club today?"
SIGN    Morning!
SIGN    Coming to club today?
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Uh, morning
SIGN    I'll be there today.
[00:29] Jin
    She's way behind...
SIGN    Really? Cool. What're you gonna take pictures of?
SIGN    Really? Cool. What're you gonna take pictures of?
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Huh?
[00:32] Jin
    Is this an international relay or what?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:35] Jin
    She sounds more blunt than usual, somehow.
SIGN    I haven't decided on that yet
SIGN    Huh?
[00:40] Jin
    Hey! There's no dialect in her texts!
[00:42] Jin
    That's kinda disappointing.
[00:44] Yanna
    What is?!
[00:44] Jin
    Whoa! You scared me!
[00:47] Yanna
    So, what's up?
[00:48] Jin
    Well, I was just kinda sad that all of
    Yatogame's texts have been in standard Japanese...
[00:53] Yanna
    She uses her dialect in her messages to me.
[00:56] Yanna
    Y'all have a fight?
[00:57] Jin
    No, we haven't done anything!
[00:59] Yanna
    Take it easy. I'll teach ya the
    secret word for makin' up.
[01:05] Jin
    Yatogame! Perfect timing!
[01:07] Jin
    Do you want to go to Sugakiya with—
[01:08] Yato
    Yes!
[01:09] Jin
    I wasn't even finished!
[01:10] Yato
    Sugakiya is where students in
    the Tokai region go to relax.
[01:14] Jin
    I wonder if it's a fancy
    café or something.
[01:17] Jin
    It's a ramen place?!
SIGN    Ramen with Egg
SIGN    Spicy Green Onion Ramen
SIGN    Veggie Ramen
[01:19] Jin
    Wha... 320 yen?!
[01:21] Girl
    Here you go!
[01:22] Jin
    And that was fast!
[01:23] Yato
    Sugakiya ain't just an ordinary ramen place.
[01:26] Yato
    It's a fast food ramen place!
SIGN    How ya like that?!
[01:28] Jin
    You talk like you're the
    founder or something!
[01:31] Jin
    What's with this weird spoon?
[01:34] Yato
    It's a ramen fork.
[01:35] Yato
    It combines a fork and a spoon so ya
    can eat the noodles and soup together.
[01:39] Jin
    Huh... How do you use it?
[01:42] Jin
    You're just using regular chopsticks!
[01:44] Jin
    So this isn't even necessary?
[01:46] Yato
    Th-That ain't true at all!
[01:50] Yato
    Yow!
[01:51] Yato
    It's my choice what I wanna eat with!
[01:54] Jin
    You're right! I shouldn't have said that!
[01:56] Jin
    I'm gonna hit the restroom.
[01:59] Jin
    I wonder if she hates me again now.
[02:01] Jin
    No! I have to make friends with her today!
SIGN    Empty
[02:05] Jin
    She's gone...
SIGN    Yatogame
SIGN    I'm sorry
[02:08] Jin
    I feel like I'm getting nowhere.
[02:10] Jin
    I guess that's not surprising.
SIGN    Yatogame
SIGN    I'm sorry
[02:13] Yato
    How do they say this in
    standard Japanese again?
[02:17] Jin
    Yatogame? Is she rewriting her
    message to erase the dialect?
[02:20] Jin
    Oh, good! Since you didn't reply,
     I thought you'd left.
[02:23] Yato
    I-I was just buyin' my Sugakiya soft serve!
[02:27] Jin
    Soft serve at a ramen place?!
[02:29] Yato
    Also, it's your fault my
    replies are always late!
[02:32] Yato
    'Cause you keep talkin' about my accent!
[02:35] Yato
    Wait... What're ya cryin' for?!
[02:37] Jin
    I was just so relieved.
[02:39] Jin
    It makes me sad when you don't
    speak in your Nagoya accent.
[02:42] Jin
    I'd like it if you'd leave it
    in your texts from now on.
[02:45] Yato
    D-Don't ya dare make a fool of me...
SIGN    "Baka ni shinde yo..."
    (Baka ni shinaide yo...)
SIGN    "Baka ni shinde yo?"
[02:48] Jin
    Die... a fool?
[02:55] Mai
    Oh, she's so cute!
[02:56] Mai
    Nice work, Senpai!
[02:59] Jin
    Hey, this is good.
[03:00] ---

E7 - Not Like That

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Yanna
    Many scenes in this program
    will appear to present a biased
[00:02] ---
    view of the people of Nagoya
    and the surrounding region.
[00:05] Yanna
    'Course, shrimp tempura musubi
    and miso katsu are from Mie,
[00:07] Yanna
    and Akafuku's way better
    if ya buy it from Ise!
[00:09] Yanna
    I mean, buyin' Akafuku in Nagoya is just...
[00:11] Yanna
    Y'know, never mind.
    This is gettin' on my nerves.
[00:13] Jin
    Talk about your mood swings!
SIGN    "Not Like That"
[00:17] Yanna
    Y'know, we never did throw a welcome
    party for our new club member.
[00:21] Jin
    Huh? For me? Aw, you don't have to...
[00:23] Yanna
    Oh, no need to be shy.
[00:25] Yanna
    We get more club funding since
    you joined, so we can go nuts!
[00:27] Mai
    We don't get the extra funds
    so soon after he joined.
[00:30] Yanna
    All right! We'll have it at school!
[00:32] Yanna
    No more than 300 yen per person on snacks!
[00:34] Jin
    That's a cheap welcome party for me!
[00:36] Yanna
    Okay, time to get Jin Kaito's
    welcome party started.
[00:40] Mai
    Yay!
[00:41] Jin
    This distance!
[00:43] Yanna
    Let's toast! Cheers!
[00:43] Jin
    This is the first time anyone's thrown
    me a welcome party... I'm excited.
[00:44] All
    Cheers!
[00:46] Yanna
    So anyway, on TV last night...
[00:48] Jin
    What, there's no particular party plan?!
[00:51] Yanna
    Oh, Monaka, you brought
    shiruko sandwiches, eh?
[00:54] Jin
    I know what those are!
[00:56] ---
    They have azuki beans inside, right?
[00:58] Jin
    I saw them on TV back in Tokyo.
[01:00] Jin
    I'm not a fan of azuki beans,
    but I always wanted to try—
[01:03] Yato
    These are mine.
[01:04] Jin
    What happened to my welcome party?
[01:05] Yato
    Shiruko sandwiches are
    the food of the devil.
[01:09] Yato
    Once ya open the bag and eat
    the first one, that's it.
[01:12] Yato
    Next thing ya know, you're grabbin' more...
SIGN    Shiruko
    Sandwiches
[01:14] Yato
    And ya can't stop until
    the whole bag's gone!
[01:18] Jin
    Give me one!
[01:20] Yanna
    Monaka sure does eat a lot
    of Nagoya foods, huh?
[01:23] Mai
    Even the locals don't usually eat that much.
[01:26] Jin
    What did you two bring?
[01:28] Yanna
    I just got stuff ya can get anywhere.
[01:30] Mai
    Same here.
SIGN    Onigiri
    Senbei
[01:31] Yanna
    See? Onigiri senbei!
SIGN    Crab Chips
[01:34] Mai
    I brought crab chips.
[01:37] Jin
    What are those?
[01:38] Both
    Huh?
[01:39] Yanna
    Wait, what're ya sayin'?
    They're onigiri senbei! Onigiri!
[01:42] Mai
    And crab chips! You know, crab-flavored!
[01:44] Jin
    Never seen them before.
[01:46] Yanna
    Onigiri senbei are made by a Mie company?!
[01:48] Mai
    The factory that makes
    crab chips is in Gifu?!
[01:50] Both
    I had no idea.
[01:52] Jin
    How are crab chips different from shrimp—
[01:54] Jin
    O-Okay, are onigiri senbei—ow!
[01:57] Jin
    Give me some!
[01:58] Mai
    By the way, what did you bring, Jin-senpai?
[02:00] Jin
    Uh, I just got normal stuff.
SIGN    Young Donuts
SIGN    Kuppy Ramune
SIGN    Baby Star Ramen
    Chicken Flavor
[02:03] Yanna
    Oh, Baby Star! And Young Donuts!
[02:05] Mai
    He has Kuppy Ramune, too.
[02:07] Jin
    They had these in Tokyo, too.
    They reminded me of that.
[02:12] Yato
    Tokyo?
[02:14] Yanna
    What's wrong, Monaka?
[02:16] Mai
    Yatogame-chan?
[02:19] Mai
    Jin-senpai, we...
[02:21] Mai
    have won this contest!
[02:23] Jin
    What contest?!
SIGN    Baby Star Ramen
    Chicken Flavor
SIGN    Kuppy Ramune
SIGN    Young Donuts
[02:24] Mai
    These snacks that you speak
    of as products of Tokyo...
[02:28] Mai
    The Young Donuts factory is in Gifu!
SIGN    Young Donuts
SIGN    Gifu
[02:30] Jin
    Wha—
[02:31] Yanna
    The Baby Star factory is in Mie!
SIGN    Baby Star Ramen
    Chicken Flavor
SIGN    Mie
[02:34] Yato
    And the Kuppy Ramune factory... is in Aichi!
SIGN    Kuppy Ramune
SIGN    Aichi
[02:40] Jin
    I don't believe it. My... My memories...
[02:44] Jin
    came from Aichi, Gifu, and Mie?
[02:46] Yato
    Give it up.
[02:48] ---
    The Tokai region has
    already invaded yer body.
[02:55] Jin
    But... what about my welcome party?
[02:58] ---

E8 - This Ain't Akiba

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    T
    s
    u
    j
    i
    m
    o
    t
    o

    T
    a
    t
    s
    u
    n
    o
    r
    i
SIGN    H
    o
    n
    d
    a

    T
    a
    k
    a
    f
    u
    m
    i
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program
    will appear to present
[00:02] ---
    a biased view of the people of
    Nagoya and the surrounding region.
[00:04] Na
    Please bear this in mind, and enjoy it as
    a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:07] Toshika
    Who was that?!
SIGN    Photography Club Room
[00:09] Jin
    I wish I had my own camera, too.
[00:11] Yanna
    Ya don't need one. Yer phone's enough.
[00:14] Jin
    Yeah, but I'm in the photography club.
SIGN    "This Ain't Akiba"
[00:16] Jin
    Where'd you get your camera, Yatogame?
[00:19] Yato
    Komehyo.
SIGN    Kome (rice)
[00:20] Jin
    Rice? You can buy cameras
    at rice stores in Nagoya?
[00:24] Mai
    Komehyo is a second-hand store.
[00:26] Mai
    The one closest to here is the one in Osu.
[00:29] Jin
    Oh...
[00:30] Yanna
    I bought mine at Ameyoko.
SIGN    Ameyoko
[00:32] Jin
    Ameyoko?! The one in Ueno?
[00:33] Yato
    She's obviously talkin' about
    Nagoya's Ameyoko, in Osu.
SIGN    Ameyoko Building 1
[00:36] Jin
    There's an Ameyoko I didn't know about!
[00:39] Mai
    Okay, why don't we all go to Osu tomorrow
    so Jin-senpai can buy a camera?
[00:43] Yato
    Yep.
[00:44] Yanna
    I guess we gotta!
SIGN    Osu
SIGN    Banshoji-dori
[00:49] Jin
    What's that huge lucky cat statue?
[00:53] Jin
    Birds of a feather, I guess.
[00:54] Yato
    Wha?!
[00:55] Jin
    Are Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu here?
[00:58] Jin
    Not yet, huh?
[01:01] Jin
    Man, they're late. Where are they?
[01:03] Yato
    Probably stuck in traffic or somethin'.
[01:05] Jin
    Aren't they riding trains?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Cars are widely used in Nagoya,
SIGN    so most Nagoyans aren't
SIGN    bothered by slight delays
[01:09] Jin
    What kind of place is Osu, anyway?
[01:12] Yato
    It's got restaurants, electronics,
    subculture... lots of stuff.
[01:16] Jin
    Oh, so it's like Akiba?
[01:21] Yato
    It's nothin' like that!
[01:23] Maid
    Welcome, Master!
[01:23] Yato
    It has maid cafés!
[01:24] Jin
    Like Akiba.
[01:25] Guy
    Hey, care for one?
[01:25] Yato
    Kebab!
[01:26] Jin
    Like Akiba.
[01:27] Yato
    Whole shops of capsule machines!
[01:28] Jin
    Like Akiba!
[01:29] Yato
    Soup stock in vending machines!
SIGN    This vending machine was removed in January 2019.
    It no longer exists.
[01:30] Jin
    Like Aki— Wait, what?!
[01:34] Jin
    Wow! This place is gorgeous!
[01:37] Jin
    A-Are you sure we can be in here?
[01:39] Jin
    It feels super ritzy.
[01:41] Yato
    I-I-I-I-I-It's fine.
[01:45] Jin
    Why are you nervous, too?!
[01:48] Lady
    Is there anything I can help you find?
[01:51] Jin
    Okay, you're way too jumpy.
[01:53] Jin
    How did someone this anxious
    around strangers buy a camera?
[01:57] Jin
    Well, I guess you're more comfortable
    with me than with a stranger, huh?
[02:02] Yato
    Please buy him!
[02:06] Jin
    Um, I'm here to buy a camera.
[02:08] Jin
    I'd like one that's not too expensive.
[02:11] Lady
    In that case, how about this one?
[02:13] Lady
    It's a very good deal.
[02:15] Yato
    Get that one!
[02:16] Jin
    Huh? But this bargain camera is cheaper.
[02:20] Yato
    No bargain stuff! Go for the deal!
[02:23] Jin
    Don't those mean the same thing?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Nagoyans
SIGN    can't resist
SIGN    a "deal"
[02:29] Jin
    I actually managed to buy one.
[02:31] Jin
    Tadakusa-chan and Sasatsu
    never showed up, though.
[02:35] Jin
    An idol concert?
[02:38] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[02:40] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[02:42] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah!
[02:44] Mai
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[02:45] Mai
    They've come down to the Osu plaza!
[02:48] Mai
    Angels with shining smiles!
[02:50] Jin
    What the heck is she doing?!
[02:51] ---

E9 - Nothin' To Do With It

E10 - Just Gotta Put Some On

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    Mayor of Nagoya: Kawamura Takashi
[00:00] Na
    Many scenes in this program will appear
    to present a biased view of the
[00:04] ---
    people of Nagoya and the surrounding region,
[00:07] Na
    but please watch this program that
    is so filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:12] Jin
    We got the mayor?!
SIGN    "Just Gotta Put Some On"
[00:14] Jin
    Since the cafeteria's so crowded, I guess
    I'll eat in the club room for a change.
[00:17] Jin
    I wonder if the club room's even open...
[00:21] Jin
    It's open.
SIGN    Alone...
[00:27] Jin
    H-Hey...
[00:28] Yato
    Bwah?!
[00:30] Jin
    Yeah, the cafeteria was
    really crowded, so...
[00:33] Jin
    Actually, this is the first time I've been
    in the club room alone with Yatogame.
[00:37] Jin
    And now that we're here, I have
    no idea what to talk about.
[00:41] Jin
    Oh, you brought your own lunch?
[00:43] Jin
    Did you make it?
[00:45] Yato
    Yeah...
[00:46] Jin
    What? Really? What's in it?
SIGN    Cucumber
SIGN    Grilled Eggplant
SIGN    Konnyaku
SIGN    Tofu
[00:54] Jin
    Y-You just put stuff in
    straight out of the package.
[00:57] Yato
    I-I just didn't have time today!
[01:00] Jin
    But there's nothing to complement the rice.
[01:03] Yato
    Don't worry 'bout that!
SIGN    Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
SIGN    Kondate
    Iroiro
    Miso
[01:06] Jin
    A-Are these... the flavor they
    call the King of Nagoya?
[01:09] Jin
    Miso?!
[01:10] Yato
    Exactly!
[01:12] Yato
    I can eat gobs o' rice with this!
SIGN    Hee hee hee hee...
[01:15] Jin
    That's a scary face.
SIGN    Snarf Snarf Snarf Snarf
[01:19] Jin
    Those chopsticks are moving at light speed!
[01:23] Yato
    As long as ya have this,
    anything goes with rice!
[01:27] Jin
    You just put it on the rice itself, though!
[01:30] Jin
    Wait...
SIGN    Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
SIGN    Kondate Iroiro Miso
[01:31] Jin
    So how are these two different, anyway?
[01:35] Yato
    Tofu and miso katsu get
    Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso!
[01:39] Yato
    That's this one.
[01:41] ---
    And this is...
[01:43] Yato
    Boil it or grill it,
    there are lots of ways to serve...
[01:46] Yato
    That's this one.
[01:47] Jin
    Uh, that doesn't help.
SIGN    Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
[01:50] Jin
    "Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso"
    sounds like a play on words.
[01:54] Yato
    They've got different flavors!
[01:56] Yato
    There's yuzu flavor and even a mild
    flavor for mixin' with things!
SIGN    Tsukete Miso
    Kakete Miso
SIGN    Yuzu Flavor
SIGN    Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso
SIGN    Mild
[01:58] Jin
    Something else showed up!
[01:59] Yato
    Kondate Iroiro Miso has a spicy type
    and even a type made with meat!
SIGN    Bo-Boom Boom
SIGN    Kondate
    Iroiro
    Meat Miso
SIGN    Kondate
    Iroiro
    Spicy
    Miso
[02:03] Jin
    More of them keep popping out!
[02:05] Jin
    I just remembered. You keep Tsukete Miso
    Kakete Miso in your student handbook, too.
SIGN    Nakamo Tsukete Miso Kakete Miso Series
[02:09] Yato
    Th-That's just for when
    I forget the big pack!
[02:12] Jin
    Wait, so you don't just suck it
    straight out of the packet every day?
[02:15] Yato
    Of course not!
[02:16] Yato
    I don't eat miso every day
    just 'cause I'm from Nagoya!
[02:19] Jin
    Really? How often do you eat it?
[02:22] Yato
    About once a week.
[02:23] Jin
    That's fairly often...
[02:26] Jin
    So which one's better?
[02:29] Yato
    It's all about preference...
SIGN    Hmmmm...
[02:30] Jin
    She's really conflicted...
SIGN    Kondate Iroiro Miso
[02:33] Jin
    Whoa, that's sweet! And rich!
[02:35] Jin
    It's definitely not like the miso in Tokyo.
[02:38] Jin
    I guess this would complement rice.
[02:41] Jin
    I just happened to get tonkatsu
    from the cafeteria.
[02:46] Jin
    Want it?
[02:47] Yato
    Bwah?!
[02:48] Yato
    Ya gotta put more miso on it!
[02:50] Jin
    Hey! Not so much! It won't
    taste like anything but miso!
[02:53] Yato
    Ya can never have too much miso!
SIGN    Photography
    Club Room
[02:55] Jin
    You're nuts!
[02:57] Mai
    I think I'll eat in the classroom today.
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E11 - It Ain't Cool Here

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:00] Mai
    They put up this disclaimer every time.
[00:03] Yanna
    They're thinkin' they can
    get away with anything
[00:05] ---
    if they say it's "filled
    with love for Nagoya."
[00:08] Yato
    Well, they can't!
[00:09] Jin
    Are you guys in any position to talk?
SIGN    "It Ain't Cool Here"
[00:12] Jin
    It's way too hot.
[00:13] Jin
    This muggy heat is clinging
    to my entire body.
[00:16] Jin
    And it's only June!
[00:17] Jin
    Is this really Nagoya and not Okinawa?
[00:23] Jin
    Huh? We're underground?
[00:25] Yato
    Walkin' around outside in Nagoya
    during the summer will kill ya.
[00:29] Jin
    Is there some kind of biohazard here?!
[00:32] Yato
    Ya don't wanna underestimate Nagoya summers.
[00:35] Yato
    Ya gotta walk underground where
    it's cool, or ya won't last.
[00:38] Jin
    Why is it so hot in Nagoya?
[00:41] Yato
    Nagoya has wide streets and not
    much stuff to block the sun.
[00:45] Jin
    Oh... So there's too much land,
    plus the buildings are short.
[00:49] Yato
    That ain't what I said!
[00:50] Mai
    When summer hits Nagoya,
SIGN    Noubi Plain (Nagoya)
SIGN    Suzuka Mountains
SIGN    Foehn Winds
[00:52] Mai
    warm winds carry humid air down to the Noubi
    Plain from the mountain southwest of here,
SIGN    Heat Island
[00:56] Mai
    so it gets stinking hot.
[00:58] Jin
    "Stinking"?!
[00:59] Mai
    Being an urban area raises
    the temperature even more,
SIGN    Heat Island
[01:01] Mai
    making it hot as hell.
SIGN    Heat Reflected
     by Roads
SIGN    Heat Reflected by Buildings
[01:03] Jin
    "Hot as hell"?!
[01:06] Jin
    If it's this hot in Nagoya,
    then Okinawa must be hell.
[01:10] Mai
    Huh?
[01:11] Mai
    But Nagoya is hotter than Okinawa.
[01:14] Jin
    What the hell, Nagoya?!
[01:16] Mai
    Okinawa doesn't have foehn winds,
    so it's actually cooler than Honshu...
SIGN    Cool
[01:21] Jin
    Are you okay?! Is it heat stroke?!
[01:23] Mai
    I haven't been sleeping well lately.
[01:26] Jin
    Really? Why not?
[01:28] Mai
    I'm just so excited to switch
    to summer uniforms tomorrow.
[01:31] Jin
    S-Switching uniforms?
[01:34] Mai
    You'll understand tomorrow.
[01:37] Jin
    It just means changing to
    short sleeves, doesn't it?
[01:40] Mai
    Good morning, Senpai!
[01:42] Jin
    Hey, good mo—
[01:44] Jin
    Wait, those are long sleeves!
[01:46] Jin
    You even wear long sleeves in summer here?
[01:49] Mai
    This is the same spring and fall
    uniform I was wearing yesterday.
[01:54] Jin
    Why were you so excited about it, then?
[01:57] Mai
    Because...
[01:58] Mai
    Starting today I get to see Yatogame-chan
    in her summer uniform! Why else?!
[02:04] Mai
    Yatogame-chan!
[02:05] Yato
    S-Stop gawkin' at me...
[02:09] Jin
    Um... Sorry, what's so amazing about it?
[02:12] Mai
    What?! You don't see it?!
[02:15] Mai
    The collar! It's bigger,
    and it's cut to below the chest!
[02:19] Mai
    It's what we call a "Nagoya collar"!
[02:21] Jin
    It is big! And frankly, it looks dorky!
SIGN    * Jin-kun's Personal Opinion
[02:24] Mai
    I think it's cute how it's so big.
[02:26] Jin
    So you only wear Nagoya collars in summer?
[02:29] Yato
    We normally wear these during all seasons.
[02:32] Jin
    Then why...
[02:34] Mai
    A lot of people say it looks dorky,
[02:36] Mai
    so I compromise by wearing the normal
    design in spring and fall.
[02:41] Jin
    See? It is dorky.
[02:43] Mai
    But I love this dorky yet cute look!
[02:46] Jin
    And what's your opinion, Yatogame?
[02:48] Yato
    I... don't really...
[02:51] Yato
    I mean...
[02:53] Jin
    She's wavering...
[02:54] Jin
    D-Do boys' uniforms not have Nagoya collars?
[02:57] Mai
    Well, of course they don't.
[02:59] ---

E12 - See Y'all Again

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    M
    i
    z
    u
    k
    i

    I
    c
    h
    i
    r
    o
[00:00] Na
    Please understand that this program
    will appear to present a biased view
[00:03] Na
    of the people of Nagoya and
    the surrounding region,
[00:05] Na
    and view it as a program filled
    with love for the Dragons!
[00:08] All
    Z!
SIGN    "See Y'all Again"
[00:11] Yanna
    All right! Karaoke time!
[00:15] Jin
    Hey, why are we doing karaoke?
[00:17] Yanna
    Well, that's what folks do when
    they're hangin' out, right?
[00:23] Jin
    But I don't think it's supposed
    to be the main event.
[00:26] Jin
    Like, you do that after you've
    been doing other stuff.
[00:29] Mai
    There is no such place in Nagoya!
[00:31] Yanna
    There ain't nothin' for kids to do
    in Nagoya but karaoke and yakiniku!
[00:34] Jin
    Said with finality!
[00:35] Yanna
    Here we are!
[00:37] Jin
    We're here to do karaoke, right?
[00:40] Yanna
    Yeah, no kiddin'.
[00:42] Jin
    But, I mean...
SIGN    Japan
    Rent-a-Car
[00:43] Jin
    This is a car rental place!
[00:46] Jin
    Huh?
[00:48] Yanna
    We gotta hurry, or we won't
    be able to get a room!
[00:51] Mai
    The key is to get there during the
    hours when reservations aren't needed.
[00:53] Yato
    Yep.
[00:54] Jin
    Wait a minute! This is
    totally a karaoke place!
[00:57] Jin
    And it's super crowded,
    considering it's only 8:00 AM!
[01:00] Staff
    Do you have a reservation?
[01:03] Yanna
    Yikes... It's pretty packed.
[01:05] Mai
    I guess we should've made a reservation.
[01:07] Jin
    I get it now.
[01:08] Yato
    Wha?
[01:09] Jin
    It's a karaoke place
    called Japan Rent-a-Car,
[01:11] Jin
    but they don't rent out cars.
[01:13] Jin
    Which means...
[01:14] Jin
    It's just a karaoke place with a funny name!
SIGN    * Karaoke is only offered at certain locations, including Tokai area stores
[01:19] Yato
    What're ya talkin' about?
    The car rental desk is right there.
[01:23] Jin
    Oh! So it is!
[01:25] Jin
    Thank goodness they had an opening.
[01:27] Jin
    Whoa! It's huge!
[01:28] Jin
    And the TV is massive!
[01:30] Jin
    And there's a fridge?! Why?!
[01:32] Mai
    We got a small room today, huh?
[01:34] Yato
    Yep.
[01:34] Jin
    This is small?!
[01:36] Yanna
    Sometimes they give us a room so
    big, we could all sleep in it.
[01:40] Jin
    Does Nagoya have too much land or what?!
[01:42] Jin
    So do you get one drink with admission here?
[01:45] ---
    I didn't see a drink bar.
[01:47] Jin
    Whoa! What are you doing?!
    You'll get in trouble!
[01:51] Yato
    Ya bring yer own food an' drinks here.
[01:55] Jin
    You're kidding!
    Look, they have a menu here...
[01:57] Jin
    Wait! This is for pizza delivery!
[02:00] Jin
    So that huge fridge is for storing
    the snacks you bring in?
[02:03] Jin
    I guess that's a good way to attract students,
    since you only pay for the room.
SIGN    Weekly Ranking

     #1 DELUXE DELUXE HAPPY
     Tomatsu Haruka

     #2 Shachihoko Gold
     Minor Junction

     #3 Osu Love Song
     NAGOYA33414

     #4 N.G.Y.
     DA.GANE

     #5 Cochin Paradise
     HIS☆AYA

     #6 We're Goin' to Nagoya
     Yoshii Kuzo
SIGN    Motto☆Hade Ni Ne!
    Tomatsu Haruka
[02:10] Yanna
    Okay, Mai's up first!
[02:11] Mai
    M-Me?
SIGN    Motto☆Hade Ni Ne!
    Tomatsu Haruka
[02:13] Jin
    I knew you'd pick an anime song.
[02:15] Yanna
    Watch this. She's incredible.
[02:18] Mai
    It's still so boring!
[02:21] Mai
    Kissing is boring, too!
[02:24] Mai
    Floating on air!
[02:25] Mai
    Rip off those worn-out pants and...
[02:26] Jin
    She even knows the choreography!
[02:27] Mai
    I feel like I'm melting!
[02:31] Mai
    It's all wrong... I need to show
    more of Nagi-sama's cuteness.
[02:33] Jin
    She's fighting a battle with something.
[02:35] Yanna
    All right! My turn now!
[02:37] Jin
    What kind of song is Sasatsu gonna sing?
SIGN    Kyodaibune
SIGN    Toba Ichiro
[02:40] Jin
    Why?!
[02:42] Mai
    Toba Ichiro-san originally came from Mio.
[02:46] Jin
    She's very thorough...
[02:50] Yanna
    Okay, Monaka, you're next!
[02:52] Yato
    No way!
[02:53] Jin
    I've never heard anyone say it that way!
[02:55] Yanna
    Oh, fine.
SIGN    Moeyo Dragons!
    ~~Stadium Chorus Version~~
SIGN    Mizuki Ichiro
[02:57] Jin
    Th-The Dragons' cheering song?!
[03:07] Yato
    When we hear the cry of the dragon
    echoing from the distant night sky...
[03:14] Yato
    A shiver runs through all of
    us packed in Nagoya Dome!
[03:22] Yato
    That's the way! Go, Dragons!
[03:26] Yato
    Burn bright, Dragons!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki
    END
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