E9 - The Ears Never Lie

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SIGN    With a Dog And a Cat, 
    Every Day Is Fun
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    Dog and Cat!
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    When you pet a dog,
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    it opens up.
SIGN    Pet me more!
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    When you pet a sleeping dog,
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    it opens up...
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    then closes...
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    then opens up.
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    How funny.
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    Pets for kitty, too.
SIGN    Do as you wish.
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    He's fine with it!
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    I can tell! I can see it!
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    He's flattened his ears
    in expectation of pets!
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    But I won't. No, I will.
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    Nah. No, I will.
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    Or not.
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    Those ears never lie.
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    Dog and Cat.
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    My files for work on my computer vanished.
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    Even my normally-hyper dog is silent.
SIGN    Uh...
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    Better call support...
SIGN    Are you okay?
SIGN    Are you okay? Can you walk?
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    My dog normally follows behind me,
SIGN    Hang in there!
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    but now he's taking the lead,
    frequently looking back at me.
SIGN    Whoop, whoop, whoop!
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    I thought he'd always be like a little kid,
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    but now he gives me comfort
    as a parent would.
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    I'm getting emotional.
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    The cat's looking at me...
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    He looks like he's saying, "Shut up."
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    Yeah, yeah, I'm sor—
SIGN    Sit
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    Y-You...
SIGN    Just on my way to sharpen my claws.
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    You—
SIGN    Just on my way to take a look outside.
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    Don't be coy! Just comfort me!
SIGN    Don't care.
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    They're both so sweet.