E23 - I Can't Be Careless

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SIGN    With a Dog And a Cat,
     Every Day Is Fun
[00:00] Dog
    Dog and Cat!
[00:01] Hide
    Dogs are light sleepers.
    A remnant of their wild origins, apparently.
[00:04] Hide
    I might have a cold...
    Better take some meds.
SIGN    Crunchies!
SIGN    I heard crunchies!
[00:13] Hide
    I have to watch myself.
[00:15] Hide
    Meds, check. Guess I'll get some sleep...
[00:17] Hide
    Oh, Cat's sleeping there.
[00:20] Hide/Text
    It's so strange.
[00:21] Hide/Text
    Since I got a cat, just seeing the lump in
    the futon makes me think, "How cute!"
[00:26] Hide
    Aw, you're really zonked out, huh?
[00:29] Hide
    There's not much room in the futon for me...
[00:32] Hide/Text
    He watched his owner cooing
    to the lump in the futon
[00:35] Hide/Text
    with a look on his face
    that said, "Scary..."
[00:40] Cat
    Dog and Cat.
[00:41] Hide
    Even if Dog doesn't have a toy...
SIGN    Play with me!
[00:43] Hide
    Oh, all right.
[00:44] Hide
    Head!
SIGN    "Head!"
[00:45] Hide
    Chin!
SIGN    "Chin!"
[00:46] Hide
    Okay, head! Chin! Chin!
[00:48] Hide
    Head! Just kidding, butt!
SIGN    Head...  Chin...  Head...  Butt...
[00:53] Hide
    I say he's easy to play with
    because he's simple-minded,
SIGN    Had too much fun
[00:56] Hide
    but I can't even tell which one of us
    is being played with.
[01:00] Hide
    Play with me too, Cat!
[01:01] Hide
    Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
[01:04] Hide
    Whew... I guess we're done.
SIGN    I see.  Then...
SIGN    Well?
[01:09] Hide/Text
    Cat definitely knows he's 
    the one entertaining me*.*