# E23 - I Can't Be Careless

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With a Dog And a Cat,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Every Day Is Fun
<br>**[00:00] Dog**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dog and Cat!*<br>**[00:01] Hide**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dogs are light sleepers.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A remnant of their wild origins, apparently.*<br>**[00:04] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I might have a cold...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Better take some meds.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crunchies!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard crunchies!
<br>**[00:13] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have to watch myself.*<br>**[00:15] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meds, check. Guess I'll get some sleep...<br>**[00:17] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Cat's sleeping there.<br>**[00:20] Hide/Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's so strange.*<br>**[00:21] Hide/Text**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since I got a cat, just seeing the lump in*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the futon makes me think, "How cute!"*<br>**[00:26] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, you're really zonked out, huh?<br>**[00:29] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's not much room in the futon for me...<br>**[00:32] Hide/Text**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He watched his owner cooing*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the lump in the futon*<br>**[00:35] Hide/Text**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a look on his face*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that said, "Scary..."*<br>**[00:40] Cat**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dog and Cat.*<br>**[00:41] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even if Dog doesn't have a toy...*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Play with me!
<br>**[00:43] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, all right.<br>**[00:44] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Head!"
<br>**[00:45] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chin!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Chin!"
<br>**[00:46] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, head! Chin! Chin!<br>**[00:48] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head! Just kidding, butt!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head...  Chin...  Head...  Butt...
<br>**[00:53] Hide**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I say he's easy to play with*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because he's simple-minded,*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Had too much fun
<br>**[00:56] Hide**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I can't even tell which one of us*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is being played with.*<br>**[01:00] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Play with me too, Cat!<br>**[01:01] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!<br>**[01:04] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whew... I guess we're done.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.  Then...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well?
<br>**[01:09] Hide/Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Cat definitely knows* he's *<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the one entertaining* me*.*<br>