E2 - They're Both So Sweet

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SIGN    With a Dog And a Cat,
     Every Day Is Fun
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    Dog and Cat!
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    I got chewed out at work...
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    I wanna die...
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    When I'm drowning in sadness,
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    I'll just quit tomorow...
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    my dog shoves a ball in my face.
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    Look, I'm really not
    in the mood right now...
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    Oh, all right, fine!
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    I don't know if it's true or not,
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    but if a dog brings you
    a ball when you're sad,
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    it's not because he's oblivious.
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    It's because he remembers seeing his owner
    happily laughing when playing with him,
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    so he's saying, "Play with this
    and laugh!" Or so I hear...
SIGN    It appears you're feeling better.
SIGN    Guess I'm not needed here.
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    He was watching all that time?
SIGN    Cats are sweet, too...
[00:39] Cat
    Meow.
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    Dog and Cat!
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    When I turn off the kitchen light, my dog...
SIGN    It's time for bed!
SIGN    Let's go to bed! Let's go to bed!
SIGN    Maybe I'll sleep under the blanket?
SIGN    Or maybe on top of it?
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    Y-You're heavy...
SIGN    Looking for the Right Position
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    You'd think it was his first night sleeping
    alongside the one he loves most.
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    He sleeps as happily as can be.
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    Goodnight.
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    The cat runs wild as if to say,
    "This is my time"...
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    And I get no sleep.
[01:12] Cat
    Meow!