# E1 - Every Day Is Fun

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65J202G6/every-day-is-fun)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With a Dog And a Cat, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every Day Is Fun
<br>**[00:00] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dog and Cat!*<br>**[00:01] Hide**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every time I open a bag of snacks,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my dog comes running.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Snacks
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For me?! For me?!
<br>**[00:07] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, I've never given you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any of these before.<br>**[00:10] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just give up, already.<br>**[00:11] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait, no! He's...*<br>**[00:13] Hide/Text**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not thinking, "I've never gotten*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any before, so I'll give up..."*<br>**[00:17] Hide/Text**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's more like, "Maybe today's*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the day she'll finally give me some!"*<br>**[00:19] Hide/Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That thought keeps him going!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is your brain a field of flowers, kid?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What you need to do is steal  their food while they sleep.
<br>**[00:30] Hide/Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The next morning, it had all been eaten.*<br>**[00:33] Hide/Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Cats are seriously scary.*<br>**[00:37] Cat**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dog and Cat.*<br>**[00:38] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Inu-kun...*<br>**[00:39] Hide**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ended up with a weird haircut*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when he was groomed.*<br>**[00:42] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so ugly! Talk about dumb!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look! Look!
<br>**[00:46] Mom**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of haircut is that?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look! Look!
<br>**[00:49] Dad**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy, they sure gave you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an awful hairdo, huh?<br>**[00:50] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Everyone's laughing at him,*<br>**[00:52] Hide**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but he mistakenly believes that*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everyone laughing equals happiness.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone Laughing = Happiness
<br>**[00:56] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dogs are amazing, though.*<br>**[00:58] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They truly make everyone feel happy.*<br>**[01:01] Hide**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aww!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Cat! Look! Look!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who the hell are you?!
<br>**[01:06] Hide/Text**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He doesn't recognize you after a haircut,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and on top of that, he hits you, too.*<br>**[01:10] Hide/Text**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You can always trust a cat to be brutish.*<br>