# Season 1
# E1 - Every Day Is Fun
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65J202G6/every-day-is-fun)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* Every time I open a bag of snacks,*
* my dog comes running.*
***SIGN*** Snacks
***SIGN*** For me?! For me?!
**[00:07] Hide**
Uh, I've never given you
any of these before.
**[00:10] Hide**
Just give up, already.
**[00:11] Hide**
*Wait, no! He's...*
**[00:13] Hide/Text**
* He's not thinking, "I've never gotten*
* any before, so I'll give up..."*
**[00:17] Hide/Text**
* It's more like, "Maybe today's*
* the day she'll finally give me some!"*
**[00:19] Hide/Text**
*That thought keeps him going!*
***SIGN*** Is your brain a field of flowers, kid?
***SIGN*** What you need to do is steal their food while they sleep.
**[00:30] Hide/Text**
*The next morning, it had all been eaten.*
**[00:33] Hide/Text**
*Cats are seriously scary.*
**[00:37] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:38] Hide**
*Inu-kun...*
**[00:39] Hide**
* ended up with a weird haircut*
* when he was groomed.*
**[00:42] Hide**
It's so ugly! Talk about dumb!
***SIGN*** Look! Look!
**[00:46] Mom**
What kind of haircut is that?
***SIGN*** Look! Look!
**[00:49] Dad**
Boy, they sure gave you
an awful hairdo, huh?
**[00:50] Hide**
*Everyone's laughing at him,*
**[00:52] Hide**
* but he mistakenly believes that*
* everyone laughing equals happiness.*
***SIGN*** Everyone Laughing = Happiness
**[00:56] Hide**
*Dogs are amazing, though.*
**[00:58] Hide**
*They truly make everyone feel happy.*
**[01:01] Hide**
Aww!
***SIGN*** Hey! Cat! Look! Look!
***SIGN*** Who the hell are you?!
**[01:06] Hide/Text**
* He doesn't recognize you after a haircut,*
* and on top of that, he hits you, too.*
**[01:10] Hide/Text**
*You can always trust a cat to be brutish.*
# E2 - They're Both So Sweet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8M2W25Y/theyre-both-so-sweet)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
I got chewed out at work...
**[00:04] Hide**
I wanna die...
**[00:04] Hide**
*When I'm drowning in sadness,*
**[00:05] Hide**
I'll just quit tomorow...
**[00:06] Hide**
*my dog shoves a ball in my face.*
**[00:08] Hide**
Look, I'm really not
in the mood right now...
**[00:13] Hide**
Oh, all right, fine!
**[00:15] Hide**
*I don't know if it's true or not,*
**[00:17] Hide**
* but if a dog brings you*
* a ball when you're sad,*
**[00:19] Hide**
*it's not because he's oblivious.*
**[00:21] Hide**
* It's because he remembers seeing his owner*
* happily laughing when playing with him,*
**[00:26] Hide**
* so he's saying, "Play with this*
* and laugh!" Or so I hear...*
***SIGN*** It appears you're feeling better.
***SIGN*** Guess I'm not needed here.
**[00:36] Hide**
He was watching all that time?
***SIGN*** Cats are sweet, too...
**[00:39] Cat**
Meow.
**[00:40] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:41] Hide**
*When I turn off the kitchen light, my dog...*
***SIGN*** It's time for bed!
***SIGN*** Let's go to bed! Let's go to bed!
***SIGN*** Maybe I'll sleep under the blanket?
***SIGN*** Or maybe on top of it?
**[00:51] Hide**
Y-You're heavy...
***SIGN*** Looking for the Right Position
**[00:54] Hide/Text**
* You'd think it was his first night sleeping*
* alongside the one he loves most.*
**[00:58] Hide/Text**
*He sleeps as happily as can be.*
**[01:01] Hide**
Goodnight.
**[01:07] Hide/Text**
* The cat runs wild as if to say,*
* "This is my time"...*
**[01:11] Hide/Text**
*And I get no sleep.*
**[01:12] Cat**
Meow!
# E3 - In the Taxi
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR4G2VVVY/in-the-taxi)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:01] Hide**
*When I took my cat to the vet recently...*
**[00:04] Hide**
*We took a taxi.*
**[00:04] HideBG**
It's okay... It's okay... Relax...
**[00:07] Driver**
He doesn't sound very happy.
**[00:08] Hide**
I-I'm sorry about the noise!
**[00:10] Driver**
Cats are just too smart. They always know
when you're going somewhere.
**[00:14] Driver**
And they're so cute.
**[00:16] Hide**
*Thank God! He's a cat person!*
**[00:18] Driver**
I used to have one myself.
**[00:20] Driver**
He was such a pampered little thing.
**[00:22] Driver**
He absolutely hated being left home alone.
**[00:25] Driver**
Whenever I left home in my work clothes,
**[00:27] Driver**
he very unhappily watched me go...
**[00:27] (Flashback) DriverBG**
I'm heading out now. Be good, okay?
**[00:30] Driver**
But when I left in my regular
clothes, he'd pick a fight with me!
**[00:33] Hide**
How cute.
**[00:35] Driver**
No, seriously, he fought like a grown man.
**[00:38] Driver**
Eventually, I started leaving
the house in my work clothes
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[00:41] Driver**
and changing into regular clothes later.
**[00:44] Driver**
He lived 23 years and never got sick once.
**[00:47] Hide**
That's amazing!
**[00:49] Driver**
He really was adorable.
**[00:51] Hide**
Have you considered getting another one?
**[00:53] Driver**
No, at my age, I'll probably die
before the cat does.
**[00:58] Driver**
Besides...
**[01:00] Driver**
That cat was so spoiled and selfish...
**[01:06] Hide**
*He never finished that sentence,*
**[01:09] Hide**
* but it sounded as if he was saying his*
* old cat would never let him get a new cat.*
**[01:16] Hide**
* That cat still has an*
* important place in his heart.*
**[01:20] Hide**
* The two of them struck me*
* as such a lovely pair.*
# E4 - When They Were Little
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDV090ZR/when-they-were-little)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* Sometimes when my dog sleeps,*
* he moans and squirms.*
**[00:05] Hide**
Are you having a scary dream?
**[00:07] Hide**
*But when I pet him...*
**[00:09] Hide**
* I guess any dream turns into*
* a happy one with some petting.*
**[00:13] Hide**
Your tongue's poking out...
**[00:15] Hide**
*And my cat kneads the blanket in his sleep.*
**[00:17] Hide**
* I hear it's a behavior from*
* when they nursed as babies.*
**[00:20] Hide**
Are you dreaming about when you were a baby?
**[00:24] Hide**
Your eyeballs are poking out...
**[00:26] Hide/Text**
* Even when reliving his childhood,*
* his face still looks intense in sleep.*
**[00:30] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:31] Hide**
* My dog's been really excitable ever*
* since he was a puppy.*
**[00:35] Hide**
Here you go! Fetch the ball!
**[00:40] Hide**
Fetch... the... ball!
***SIGN*** What was that?! That was so fun!
**[00:47] Dog**
Fetch me! Fetch me!
**[00:47] Hide/Text**
*He's learned "fetch" all wrong.*
**[00:49] Hide**
That's not what it means...
**[00:51] Hide**
My cat's personality was totally
different when he was a kitten.
**[00:54] (Flashback) Cat/Text**
And dig, and dig...
**[00:56] (Flashback) Cat/Text**
Ew! I got poop on my paw! Yuck!
**[00:59] (Flashback) Cat/Text**
Wah! It's all over me! Yuck!
**[01:04] (Flashback) Hide**
Hey, kitty, what's wrong?
**[01:06] (Flashback) Cat/Text**
Hewp me!
**[01:07] (Flashback) Hide/Text**
How the heck did you end up like that?!
**[01:11] Hide**
You used to be so cute.
***SIGN*** Shut up and scoop.
# E5 - Will It Come Out Today?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRPP7WWVR/will-it-come-out-today)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
*The food container.*
**[00:03] Hide**
*My dog knocks it over at least once a day.*
***SIGN*** Yah!
**[00:06] Hide**
* He remembers when he knocked over*
* once before and the food spilled out.*
***SIGN*** Food came out!
**[00:11] Hide**
I tightened the lid since then
so it won't spill anymore, but...
***SIGN*** Yah!
**[00:15] Hide**
*Still, he enjoys the excitement of hoping*
***SIGN*** Maybe some will come out today...
**[00:17] Hide**
* for that one happy accident*
* amid the usual routine.*
**[00:20] Hide**
* Seeing my dog having so much fun*
* daily makes me feel happy, too.*
**[00:26] Hide**
*The cat...*
**[00:30] Hide/Text**
*doesn't wait for happy accidents.*
**[00:32] Hide/Text**
*That's my cat's idea of justice.*
**[00:37] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:38] Hide**
Morning...
***SIGN*** Squilch
***SIGN*** Jerky
**[00:42] Hide**
* In an instant, I can guess*
* what happened overnight.*
***SIGN*** Cat nabs it
***SIGN*** Dog eats it
***SIGN*** Good morning!
***SIGN*** Morning!
***SIGN*** Morni...
***SIGN*** U-Uh, um, uh... that's... um, you see... I couldn't resist...
***SIGN*** I'm sorry!
**[00:55] Hide**
* The dog acts guilty before I can*
* scold him, so I can't even be mad.*
***SIGN*** Whine...
**[00:59] Hide**
I'll scold that cat, though! Get out here!
**[01:02] Hide**
Cat!
**[01:03] Hide**
Cat?!
**[01:04] Hide**
Cat!
**[01:05] Hide**
Cat!
**[01:07] Hide**
Caaaaat!
**[01:09] Hide/Text**
*The cat didn't show himself all day long.*
# E6 - The Vet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9XGDG4Y/the-vet)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
*My dog and cat took over my futon!*
**[00:03] Hide**
*But they're so cute, I can't move them!*
**[00:06] Hide**
Not much room...
***SIGN*** There you go.
**[00:13] Hide**
A-Are you an angel?
**[00:16] Hide**
No way! You, too?
**[00:19] Hide/Text**
* I mean, it's not like*
* I didn't know... Yeah...*
**[00:24] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:25] Hide**
*The one thing dogs fear more than anything*
**[00:27] Hide**
*is getting their shots at the vet!*
**[00:29] Hide**
*My dog...*
***SIGN*** Hiya! It's me!
***SIGN*** Hiya!
***SIGN*** Hiya! I'm Dog!
***SIGN*** Uh, hi...
**[00:36] Lady**
Ms. Matsumoto and Dog?
***SIGN*** That's me!
***SIGN*** Hi, lady! That's me! It's me!
***SIGN*** That was so much fun!
**[00:41] Hide**
* He comes home happily, with no idea*
* where he's been or what happened.*
**[00:46] Hide**
And the cat...
**[00:48] Hide/Text**
*I saw a movie like this once...*
***SIGN*** Throw it! Throw the ball!
**[00:51] Hide**
*My dog has learned a new game.*
**[00:54] Hide**
Wanna play fetch?
**[00:55] Hide**
There!
**[00:58] Hide**
Good boy! Bring it ba— huh?
***SIGN*** I did it!
**[01:02] Hide**
*Did what? I don't get it.*
**[01:04] Hide**
*The cat learned a game, too.*
**[01:05] Hide**
There's a teddy bear here—
**[01:09] Hide/Text**
* The way he just rips the stuffing out*
* of stuffed animals... it's just brutal...*
# E7 - My Previous Dog
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XM7997R/my-previous-dog)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
***SIGN*** Editor
**[00:01] Hide**
While meeting with my editor...
**[00:04] Editor**
Well, your manga sure is
creating a buzz, Hidekichi-san.
**[00:06] Hide**
Think I'll make any money off of it?
**[00:08] Editor**
But, you know...
**[00:09] Editor**
That dog you had before
was really cute, too.
**[00:12] Hide/Text**
* My previous dog died of*
* old age five years ago.*
**[00:16] Hide**
* In the end, his eyes were clouded,*
* his back was hunched,*
**[00:20] Hide**
* and he always looked apologetic*
* when he had potty accidents.*
**[00:23] (Flashback) Hide**
Don't worry, it's okay.
**[00:25] Hide**
* That's probably why,*
* when I remember him now,*
**[00:29] Hide**
*all I see is that apologetic face.*
**[00:32] Hide**
*And...*
**[00:33] Editor**
He sure was cute.
**[00:35] Hide**
*Oh... In my editor's mind,*
**[00:37] Hide**
*he still lives on as a cute, energetic pup.*
**[00:41] Hide**
*When I got home, I cried like a baby.*
**[00:43] Hide**
Isn't that nice? My editor
said you were cute!
**[00:47] Hide**
He said you were cute!
**[00:49] Hide**
*And then...*
**[00:50] Hide**
*For the first time in ages,*
**[00:52] Hide**
* I saw his proud, joyful face*
* in my mind's eye again.*
**[00:56] Hide**
*Even I'm not sure why I cried.*
***SIGN*** The hell?
**[00:59] Hide**
*It's selfish, and it doesn't solve anything.*
**[01:01] Hide**
*I have nothing but regrets.*
**[01:03] Hide**
* Maybe I should've called*
* him a "good boy" more,*
**[01:06] Hide**
* or maybe I should've kept calling him*
* cute, no matter how he looked...*
**[01:10] Hide**
* So that's why I'm gonna smother*
* these two with affection now!*
**[01:15] Hide**
* I'll commit all their*
* expressions to my memory!*
**[01:17] Hide**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Something red's coming out!
**[01:19] Hide**
* And that is why they're so*
* annoyed by me again today.*
**[01:22] Hide**
*Every day is fun!*
# E8 - Sing and Dance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDV099ZY/sing-and-dance)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:02] Hide**
And a-hup...
***SIGN*** Yip!
**[00:04] Hide**
I-I'm sorry, Dog! Are you okay?!
***SIGN*** "Okay!"
***SIGN*** Pet me more!
***SIGN*** My belly! And my head!
***SIGN*** And behind my ears!
***SIGN*** Ahaha!
***SIGN*** Ahahah!
***SIGN*** Ahaha!
***SIGN*** Squish
**[00:17] Hide**
I-I'm sorry, Cat!
But that part's just fur, so...
***SIGN*** Body
***SIGN*** Fur
***SIGN*** Indeed. It didn't hurt.
***SIGN*** But you ruined my mood.
**[00:25] Hide/Text**
*The cat never forgives me.*
**[00:29] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:30] Hide**
Dog!
**[00:31] Hide**
*My dog got loose by accident!*
**[00:33] Hide/Text**
*I run after him!*
**[00:34] Hide/Text**
*He has a blast running from me!*
**[00:36] Hide/Text**
*I yell angrily!*
**[00:37] Hide/Text**
*He runs away scared!*
**[00:39] Hide**
*Darn it! I'm gonna have to...*
**[00:41] Hide**
*Sing and dance!*
***SIGN*** A song!
**[00:43] Lady**
The lady from that house...
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[00:44] Lady**
In broad daylight...
**[00:46] Lady**
I know!
**[00:47] Hide**
*It's fine.*
**[00:47] Hide**
*My dog came back, so I don't care.*
**[00:50] Hide**
*The cat was leaning out the window!*
**[00:52] Hide**
Cat!
**[00:54] Hide/Text**
*I yell at him.*
**[00:55] Hide/Text**
*He gets annoyed and runs.*
**[00:56] Hide/Text**
*I grab him!*
**[00:58] Hide/Text**
*He gets annoyed and runs.*
**[00:59] Hide**
*I-I'm gonna have to...*
**[01:01] Hide**
Ah, I'm so bored. Maybe I'll have a snack.
**[01:05] Hide**
I have some tasty cod today.
***SIGN*** Snap to it.
**[01:10] Hide/Text**
*Is this what he was after from the start?*
# E9 - The Ears Never Lie
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYVM9WWXY/the-ears-never-lie)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
*When you pet a dog,*
**[00:02] Hide**
*it opens up.*
***SIGN*** Pet me more!
**[00:04] Hide**
*When you pet a sleeping dog,*
**[00:06] Hide**
*it opens up...*
**[00:06] Hide**
*then closes...*
**[00:07] Hide**
*then opens up.*
**[00:08] Hide**
How funny.
**[00:10] Hide**
Pets for kitty, too.
***SIGN*** Do as you wish.
**[00:14] Hide**
*He's fine with it!*
**[00:15] Hide**
*I can tell! I can see it!*
**[00:17] Hide**
* He's flattened his ears*
* in expectation of pets!*
**[00:20] Hide**
*But I won't. No, I will.*
**[00:22] Hide**
*Nah. No, I will.*
**[00:24] Hide**
*Or not.*
**[00:25] Hide/Text**
*Those ears never lie.*
**[00:28] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:29] Hide/Text**
*My files for work on my computer vanished.*
**[00:32] Hide/Text**
*Even my normally-hyper dog is silent.*
***SIGN*** Uh...
**[00:35] Hide**
Better call support...
***SIGN*** Are you okay?
***SIGN*** Are you okay? Can you walk?
**[00:41] Hide/Text**
*My dog normally follows behind me,*
***SIGN*** Hang in there!
**[00:44] Hide/Text**
* but now he's taking the lead,*
* frequently looking back at me.*
***SIGN*** Whoop, whoop, whoop!
**[00:47] Hide**
*I thought he'd always be like a little kid,*
**[00:49] Hide**
* but now he gives me comfort*
* as a parent would.*
**[00:51] Hide**
*I'm getting emotional.*
**[00:53] Hide**
*The cat's looking at me...*
**[00:54] Hide**
*He looks like he's saying, "Shut up."*
**[00:56] Hide**
Yeah, yeah, I'm sor—
***SIGN*** Sit
**[00:59] Hide**
Y-You...
***SIGN*** Just on my way to sharpen my claws.
**[01:04] hide**
You—
***SIGN*** Just on my way to take a look outside.
**[01:09] Hide**
Don't be coy! Just comfort me!
***SIGN*** Don't care.
**[01:12] Hide/Text**
*They're both so sweet.*
# E10 - Playing
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYEMEVEGR/playing)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* They say you shouldn't call*
* a dog by multiple names.*
***SIGN*** Pochi!
***SIGN*** Pocchan!
***SIGN*** Poppo!
**[00:05] Hide**
*It's hard not to, though.*
**[00:06] Hide**
Doggy-woggy-poo!
***SIGN*** Yes!
**[00:09] Hide**
Mr. Pupperpants!
***SIGN*** Yes!
**[00:10] Hide**
Demon King of Outie Bellybutons!
***SIGN*** Yes!
**[00:13] Hide**
Zubobonnu Bobbososubonboko-chan!
***SIGN*** Yes!
***SIGN*** She's calling me!
**[00:22] Hide**
Catterson!
**[00:24] Hide**
Occhonan-chan!
**[00:27] Hide**
Blacknose-sensei!
**[00:30] Hide**
Cat-san?
**[00:32] Hide**
Dinnertime.
***SIGN*** I heard that.
***SIGN*** Food
**[00:36] Hide/Text**
*My cat doesn't care what I call him.*
**[00:41] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:42] Hide**
* The hot new game my dog*
* and I have been into lately...*
**[00:45] Hide/Text**
*Dog Machinegun!*
**[00:47] Hide**
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
**[00:48] Hide**
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
**[00:51] Hide**
*I'm not sure why, but this is so fun!*
**[00:55] Hide**
Da-da—
**[01:04] Hide**
Wait... does he want to try it, too?
**[01:07] Hide**
Okay! Here we go!
**[01:10] Hide/Text**
*It didn't work at all with the cat.*
# E11 - The Dog Before the Previous Dog
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKKD993R/the-dog-before-the-previous-dog)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide/Text**
* This is the story of the dog I had*
* before my previous dog.*
**[00:04] Hide**
*I had a Shiba Inu mix.*
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Mixed Breed!
**[00:07] Hide**
* One day, from the other side*
* of the street I took to school...*
**[00:11] Hide**
* A dog came running at me*
* with its leash trailing behind.*
**[00:15] Hide**
*We called around town*
**[00:17] Hide**
* and put a notice in the paper,*
* but couldn't find the owner.*
***SIGN*** Classifieds
***SIGN*** Found Dog
***SIGN*** Dad
***SIGN*** Mom
**[00:20] (Flashback) Dad**
Guess we should keep her.
**[00:22] (Flashback) Mom**
I suppose.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Hide**
Yay!
**[00:24] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
I am forever grateful!
**[00:26] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
Never shall I forget what
you have done for me!
**[00:28] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
I shall dedicate my life to serving you!
**[00:30] Hide**
*For a girl, she acted a lot like a samurai.*
**[00:33] Hide**
*And she was an incredibly smart, loyal dog.*
***SIGN*** Sit
***SIGN*** Punch
***SIGN*** Punch
**[00:37] Hide**
*Then, one day...*
**[00:38] (Flashback) Hide**
What?! She's gone!
**[00:45] (Flashback) Hide**
Y-You had a tummyache,
**[00:48] (Flashback) Hide**
but you didn't want to poop
right beside the house,
**[00:51] (Flashback) Hide**
so you dragged that five-
or six-kilogram block...
**[00:54] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
What have I done?
**[00:56] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
I shall accept any punishment
you deem worthy.
**[00:59] (Flashback) Hide**
No, it's okay! It's okay!
**[01:00] Hide**
*Of course, she passed away long ago.*
***SIGN*** Now
**[01:04] Hide**
*And now...*
***SIGN*** I pooped!
***SIGN*** Doesn't care
***SIGN*** Pick it up right now.
***SIGN*** It was his own mistake
**[01:10] Hide/Text**
* Every dog and cat is unique,*
* and they're all so cute.*
**[01:14] ---**
# E12 - What It Means
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYGVN1NWY/what-it-means)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Dog**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[00:01] Hide**
* I don't know if it's because*
* he's a schoolboy at heart,*
**[00:02] Dog**
Poop! Poopie! Pee! Poop! Poopie! Poop!
Pee! Poop! Poopie! Poop! Poop! Pee!
**[00:04] Hide**
* but my dog gets super excited*
* over poop and pee.*
***SIGN*** Hey, whatcha doin'? Peeing?
***SIGN*** Hey, hey! Whatcha doin'? Pooping?
***SIGN*** What's all the ruckus?
**[00:18] Hide**
*Oh, crap! Now the cat's here!*
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** Ugh. Gross.
***SIGN*** Gross...
**[00:26] Hide/Text**
*I don't know why, but that really hurts...*
**[00:30] OldDog**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:31] Hide**
* When I got my cat, I still had*
* my previous, senior dog.*
**[00:35] Hide**
*The introduction was tense...*
**[00:36] (Flashback) Hide**
I hope this goes okay...
**[00:38] (Flashback) Hide**
You're headbutting him?!
**[00:41] (Flashback) Hide**
Who picks on the elderly like that?
**[00:43] (Flashback) Hide**
I'm putting up a barricade, you bad boy!
**[00:46] (Flashback) Hide**
Seriously?!
**[00:49] (Flashback) Hide/Text**
Knock it off!
**[00:50] Hide**
*Then, my poor old dog passed away...*
**[00:53] Hide**
Man, he was so bad as a kitten.
**[00:56] Hide**
Oh? "Your cat's behavior can
tell you what it's feeling."
**[01:00] Hide**
Huh...
**[01:02] Hide**
Let's see... "Why do cats headbutt?"
***SIGN*** ...way of saying "I love you"...
**[01:11] Hide/Text**
*My cat is such a sweetheart.*
# E13 - Volunteer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G68M2WW56/volunteer)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* Back when I was volunteering*
* at a dog shelter...*
**[00:01] (Flashback) Hide**
All right! Let's get to work!
**[00:04] Hide**
*Walks...*
***SIGN*** Too late
**[00:06] Hide**
*Potty time...*
**[00:07] Hide**
*They're all so fast.*
***SIGN*** Too late
**[00:08] Hide**
*Brushing...*
***SIGN*** Too late
**[00:10] Hide**
*D-Damn! You can't beat me
at nail trims, though!*
***SIGN*** Masterfully Done
***SIGN*** Almost cut the quick
**[00:15] (Flashback) Hide**
Wow... They're all amazing...
***SIGN*** Playing is important work, too
**[00:18] (Flashback) Girl**
Excuse me...
**[00:19] (Flashback) Girl**
We have a cat upstairs, too.
**[00:21] (Flashback) Girl**
Could you take care of them?
I don't know much about cats...
**[00:24] (Flashback) Hide**
Score!
**[00:26] (Flashback) Hide**
I have experience with my own psycho cat!
**[00:28] (Flashback) Hide**
Even the meanest stray is no match for—
***SIGN*** Meow! Meow!
**[00:32] (Flashback) Hide**
Whoa! What is this sweet little thing?!
**[00:34] (Flashback) Hide**
You mean cats that like attention
aren't an urban legend?!
***SIGN*** I love you, meow! Don't leave, meow!
***SIGN*** Meow!
**[00:37] (Flashback) Hide**
Please, no... I've already
given my heart away...
**[00:40] (Flashback) Girl**
Okay, your hours are up!
**[00:42] (Flashback) Hide/Text**
Extension, please!
**[00:44] Girl**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:45] Hide**
I see! When a cat blinks slowly,
it means "I love you!"
**[00:48] Hide**
Maybe that means I can tell
my own cat I love him!
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[00:51] Hide**
Close the eyes slowly...
**[00:56] Hide**
*Dog and Cat...*
**[00:58] Hide**
Cat! What are you doing?! That's so cute!
**[01:00] Hide**
Must take pictures!
**[01:02] Hide**
Crap! Photos just don't capture it!
**[01:04] Hide**
I know! A video!
***SIGN*** Genius!!
**[01:07] Hide/Text**
*I thought I took a cute video of my cat,*
***SIGN*** *Nice! H-How cute!*
**[01:09] Hide/Text**
* but why is there a creepy old woman's*
* voice in it when I rewatch it?*
***SIGN*** *"Meow," you say?*
***SIGN*** *"Meow," you say?*
# E14 - I'm Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2MDV3/im-home)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
*Coming home after three days away...*
**[00:02] Hide**
I'm home—
***SIGN*** Whine
***SIGN*** Whine
***SIGN*** Welcome home!
***SIGN*** I'm so happy! So happy! So happy! So happy!
**[00:09] Hide**
Okay, okay, I get it! C'mon, I can't walk!
**[00:12] Hide/Text**
* The dog expresses his happiness*
* with every inch of his body,*
**[00:15] Hide/Text**
* and clings to me as if he wants*
* to make up for lost time.*
**[00:17] Hide**
Let me wash my hands...
**[00:18] Hide**
Cat, I'm home!
**[00:21] Hide**
I'm home.
**[00:23] Hide**
I'm home.
**[00:24] Hide**
I'm home...
***SIGN*** Behind you.
***SIGN*** You seem well.
***SIGN*** The cat just checks in, without a sound, and leaves.
**[00:34] cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:35] Hide**
*Coming home after a week away...*
**[00:37] Hide**
I'm home—
***SIGN*** Whine
***SIGN*** Whine
***SIGN*** Welcome home!
**[00:43] Hide**
Hey, Cat! You came, too!
**[00:48] Hide**
Oh, just sharpening your claws?
**[00:52] Hide**
Mom?
**[00:53] Mom**
I-I saw it...
**[00:56] Mom**
* Right before you got home,*
* the cat popped out of your futon*
**[00:59] Mom**
*and waited impatiently right by the door.*
**[01:02] Mom**
*When you opened it, he hid,*
**[01:04] Mom**
*then strolled out as if nothing had happened!*
**[01:05] (Flashback) Hide**
Hey, Cat! You came, too!
**[01:06] (Flashback) Cat/Text**
Sheesh. Guess I'll go sharpen my claws.
**[01:08] Hide**
Cat!
**[01:10] Hide**
* His hot-and-cold love is on*
* a level far too high for me.*
# E15 - Birthday
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZ34Q/birthday)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide/Text**
*Dog's birthday is April 1st.*
**[00:03] Hide**
Happy birthday, Dog! happy birthday, Dog!
**[00:08] Hide**
You're gonna love your present this year!
***SIGN*** What? What?! What are you giving me?!
**[00:11] Hide**
Ta-da! What do you think?!
***SIGN*** Plastic bone
***SIGN*** Scented wax inside
***SIGN*** Flavor that lasts forever!
***SIGN*** Pretty incredible!!
***SIGN*** Um...
***SIGN*** Hey! Let's play!
**[00:15] Hide**
*When you have a cat or dog,*
**[00:17] Hide**
* you put too much thought*
* into gifts that fail.*
**[00:19] Hide/Text**
*Dog's thoughts on his own birthday:*
***SIGN*** The song was fun!
**[00:24] Hide/Text**
*Cat's birthday is March 31st.*
**[00:26] Hide**
Yay, Cat! Here's your present!
**[00:28] Hide**
High-end treats!
***SIGN*** High-end
***SIGN*** Indeed...
***SIGN*** I want some, too! I want some, too!
**[00:31] Hide**
No! Those are for Cat!
***SIGN*** I want some, too! I want some, too!
***SIGN*** Regular jerky
**[00:33] Hide**
Quick! Eat it while you can!
***SIGN*** Slow eater
***SIGN*** I want some, too! I want some, too!
***SIGN*** Munch... Munch... Munch...
**[00:36] Hide**
Don't worry about me! Just eat it!
**[00:40] Hide**
H-How'd you like it?
**[00:42] Hide/Text**
*Cat's thoughts on his own birthday:*
***SIGN*** It was too noisy.
***SIGN*** I'm sorry...
**[00:48] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:49] Hide**
*I bought a new toy for Dog.*
***SIGN*** It's squishy
***SIGN*** And bumpy, too
**[00:51] Hide**
Here.
***SIGN*** For me?! Really?! What is it?! What is it?!
***SIGN*** Whee! It feels funny in my mouth!
***SIGN*** Ah...
***SIGN*** It jumped!
***SIGN*** Woo-hoo!
***SIGN*** Truly foolish.
**[01:01] Hide**
I bought one for you, too.
***SIGN*** Hmph. Ridiculous.
**[01:08] Hide/Text**
* Cat pretends he's just*
* passing by, but he plays.*
**[01:11] Hide/Text**
*He really likes it!*
# E16 - A Friend's Story
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3ZPXX/a-friends-story)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* When all's said and done,*
* Dog is nine years old.*
**[00:04] Hide**
*In human years, he'd be in his mid-fifties.*
**[00:07] Hide**
*Old age makes moving around a hassle, but...*
***SIGN*** Pon-chan!
***SIGN*** Responds with tail
**[00:10] Hide**
Dog-kun!
**[00:13] Hide**
*When I open a snack bag...*
**[00:14] Dog**
Can I have some?! Can I have some?!
***SIGN*** Can I have some?! I can, right?!
**[00:18] Hide**
Not now, and not ever!
**[00:19] Hide**
*So far, he hasn't changed at all.*
**[00:22] Hide**
*Cat is nine years old, too.*
**[00:24] Hide**
*He'd also be close to sixty in human years.*
**[00:27] Hide**
*He sleeps a lot more than he used to.*
***SIGN*** Let's play! Let's play!
**[00:31] Hide/Text**
* I wonder if they'll just*
* continue to age quietly...*
**[00:34] Hide**
*Sigh...*
**[00:35] Hide**
*Well, I guess that's how it goes.*
***SIGN*** I'm so glad! Nothing's changed at all!
**[00:45] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:46] Friend**
Some people from some weird
religion came by the other day,
***SIGN*** Friend who loves dogs way too much
**[00:48] Friend**
so I let them in...
**[00:50] Hide**
Whoa, that's dangerous!
**[00:51] Friend**
I served them tea.
**[00:52] Hide**
Don't do that!
**[00:53] Friend**
They were talking about God and how people
go on some spirit journey after death...
**[00:58] (Flashback) Friend**
What happens to dogs after they die?
**[01:00] Friend**
*When I asked that...*
**[01:01] (Flashback) Lady**
Oh, dogs are just animals, so nothing.
**[01:03] (Flashback) Friend**
Get out!
**[01:04] Friend**
*So I started crying and ran them out.*
**[01:06] Hide**
*I bet that gave them a scare.*
**[01:08] Friend**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[01:09] Hide**
*Summer.*
***SIGN*** Summer
***SIGN*** Soy Flour
***SIGN*** Low
***SIGN*** Med
***SIGN*** High
***SIGN*** Off
***SIGN*** Soy Flour
**[01:14] ---**
# E17 - The Vet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXZDVG/the-vet)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* When I make eye contact*
* with Dog, his ears perk up.*
**[00:04] Hide**
* And when I smile at him,*
* he wags his tail in response.*
***SIGN*** When I'm mad
***SIGN*** When I'm stressed
**[00:08] Hide/Text**
* Even if he doesn't understand human*
* language, we can talk to each other.*
**[00:11] Hide/Text**
*Dogs are so amazing.*
**[00:13] Hide**
* But I suspect that cats*
* can understand our language.*
***SIGN*** Bonito Flakes
**[00:17] Hide**
Hey!
**[00:19] Hide**
How did you know they were in here?
**[00:21] Hide**
He must be able to read...
**[00:23] Hide**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Poisoned Jerky - Eat and Die
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[00:27] Hide**
Gotcha! It's just a jo—
**[00:30] Hide**
*He got Dog to taste-test it!*
**[00:32] Hide/Text**
* I know it's just a coincidence,*
* but I can't shake the sense of "what if..."*
**[00:37] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:38] Hide**
* The thing that strikes fear into*
* most dogs' hearts: the vet!*
**[00:42] Hide**
*And then there's my dog...*
***SIGN*** Hi! It's me!
**[00:45] Vet**
I'll get things ready.
***SIGN*** Doctor! It's me! It's me!
**[00:50] Hide**
Why are you following him
like you're his assistant?!
**[00:52] Hide**
*He loves the vet way too much.*
**[00:54] Hide**
As for Cat...
**[00:56] Hide**
Sorry. He doesn't seem
to like his carrier much.
**[00:59] Vet**
Oh, no, cats find
the bag types more calming.
**[01:02] Vet**
And he can't hurt himself,
so it's good for him.
**[01:07] Hide/Text**
* Even as I listened to*
* the doctor's explanation,*
**[01:10] Hide/Text**
* I was remembering*
* the coin bank I had as a kid.*
# E18 - An Unfamiliar Road
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0VG9W/an-unfamiliar-road)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:01] Hide**
Hey, Dog!
**[00:02] Hide**
Have a treat!
**[00:03] Hide**
These treats sure look yummy.
***SIGN*** Gimme! Gimme!
**[00:05] Hide**
Maybe I'll eat them.
***SIGN*** A-Ah... Um... I...
***SIGN*** I can sit!
***SIGN*** I'm a good dog!
**[00:11] Hide**
*He doesn't get mad or pout!*
**[00:13] Hide**
* He just does his best*
* to show off what he can do!*
**[00:16] Hide**
What a good boy! You can have two!
**[00:18] Hide**
Got a treat for you too, Cat!
**[00:20] Hide**
These treats look tasty!
**[00:22] Hide**
Maybe I'll eat them...
**[00:25] Hide/Text**
*He ignored his owner's attempt at humor*
**[00:27] Hide/Text**
*and showed me how strong he was.*
**[00:31] Dog**
Dog and Cat!
**[00:32] Hide**
*Dog's usual groomer changed locations.*
**[00:35] Hide**
*So, we're headed to the new place.*
***SIGN*** I don't know this route!
***SIGN*** So fun! So fun!
**[00:37] Hide**
*My dog loves the unknown.*
***SIGN*** I don't know this place! Can we go in?!
***SIGN*** Yay!
***SIGN*** Hi!
**[00:42] Hide**
* I guess he's more excited*
* than scared by new things.*
**[00:45] Lady**
Welcome.
***SIGN*** Oh... Wait! I do know it! The haircut place!
***SIGN*** The hair—
**[00:50] Hide**
*In the end...*
**[00:51] Dog**
Today was so much fun!
**[00:52] Hide/Text**
* He forgets the things he didn't like*
* and just remembers the fun,*
**[00:56] Hide/Text**
*so he's always happy.*
**[00:57] Hide**
Cat always sleeps in his
preferred spot these days.
**[01:01] Hide**
There's nothing here.
Why is this where he wants to sleep?
**[01:03] Hide**
I'll dress it up for him.
***SIGN*** Scratcher
***SIGN*** Fluffy Towel
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Toys
**[01:08] Hide**
I get it, I get it! I'll put it back
how it was! Okay?!
**[01:11] Hide/Text**
*Cats hate new things.*
# E19 - Medicine
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXPJ94/medicine)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
*Dog got some medicine from the vet.*
**[00:03] Vet**
You can mix it in with his food.
**[00:05] Vet**
Just make sure he doesn't eat
the food and leave the pill.
**[00:09] Hide**
*That's when I remembered...*
**[00:10] Hide**
**Seton Animal Chronicles*,
and the wolf king Lobo.*
**[00:13] Hide**
* To catch Lobo and stop him*
* from killing livestock,*
**[00:16] Hide**
* Seton stirred a stew of cow fat*
* and cheese with a bone so that*
**[00:20] Hide**
* it wouldn't take on the*
* metallic smell of a spoon.*
**[00:22] Hide**
* Once it cooled and*
* solidified, he added poison*
**[00:24] Hide**
*in capsules that would mask its odor.*
**[00:26] Hide**
*Then he coated them all with cheese,*
**[00:28] Hide**
*rubbed cow blood onto them,*
**[00:30] Hide**
*and placed them on Lobo's usual path...*
**[00:33] Hide**
*But later found the poisoned food in a pile,*
**[00:35] Hide**
* covered with pee and poop,*
* as if Lobo was laughing at his efforts!*
**[00:38] Hide**
A dog's smarts and sense of smell
are nothing to sneeze at!
**[00:40] Hide**
It's gonna be tough to get Dog
to take this medi—
***SIGN*** Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
***SIGN*** More! More!
**[00:46] Hide/Text**
*Seton-sensei... Dog is just a dog.*
**[00:51] Hide**
*Cat got medicine from the vet, too.*
**[00:53] Hide/Text**
*"Mix it in with his food."*
***SIGN*** I'm done.
***SIGN*** Only the pill is left behind.
**[00:57] Hide**
*So I have no choice but to add more food.*
**[00:59] Hide/Text**
*He leaves the pill.*
**[01:01] Hide**
*Add more food...*
**[01:02] Hide/Text**
*He leaves the pill.*
**[01:03] Hide**
*Add more food...*
**[01:07] Hide**
*Wait, was this his plan all along?!*
**[01:09] Hide/Text**
*By the time I realized, it was too late.*
**[01:12] Hide/Text**
*Cats are powerful.*
# E20 - Mother
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQ2G9/mother)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* The dog I had before my previous dog*
* was a female Shiba Inu mix.*
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** The Mixed Breed!
**[00:05] Hide**
*One spring...*
**[00:06] Hide**
*She became a mother!*
**[00:08] (Flashback) Hide**
Aww! Lemme see your babies! How cute!
**[00:11] Hide**
*I read in* How to Keep a Dog*
**[00:13] Hide**
* that dogs are super scary*
* after giving birth!*
**[00:16] Hide**
* They'll eat any puppy*
* that smells like a human...*
***SIGN*** This one is a boy! See how sturdy he is?
**[00:23] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
This one is a girl,
**[00:23] Hide**
*Even as a mother, she remained loyal.*
**[00:25] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
and this one has a very interesting pattern!
**[00:27] (Flashback) Hide**
Aww! How cute!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Hide**
So cute! So cute!
**[00:31] (Flashback) Hide**
So cute!
**[00:33] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
M-May I have them back now?
**[00:34] (Flashback) Hide**
Oh, sorry!
**[00:36] Hide/Text**
* But when all was said and done,*
* she was still their mom.*
**[00:38] Dog**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:39] Hide**
*The strongest one in my family pack is...*
**[00:43] Hide**
*My mom!*
**[00:44] Hide**
*When I scold my pets...*
**[00:44] Hide**
I told you to stop doing this!
***SIGN*** She's done! She's done!
**[00:48] Hide**
*It has no effect.*
**[00:49] Hide**
Hey! Show a little remorse for—
**[00:51] Mom**
Dog!
**[00:54] Hide**
It's like he's stone...
**[00:56] Hide**
*Dog is so easy to read.*
**[00:58] Hide**
*When I try to scold my cat...*
**[00:58] Hide**
Give me back my bread, darn it!
**[01:00] Hide**
*it has no effect.*
**[01:01] Hide**
*But when my mom steps in...*
**[01:07] Mom**
Hmph. The bread in the bag is still fine.
**[01:10] Hide/Text**
* I've never seen such a serious*
* "it's not worth my life" face.*
# E21 - Brushing
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU02PDX/brushing)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* I splurged a bit and bought one*
* of those expensive dog brushes.*
**[00:04] Hide**
Dog-kun...
**[00:06] Hide**
Let's brush you!
***SIGN*** Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
***SIGN*** No! I hate the ripping feeling!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** It's not ripping!
**[00:15] Hide**
* That's the power of top-quality*
* products. He's so fluffy!*
**[00:17] Hide**
Aw, you look so cute now!
***SIGN*** She praised me!
***SIGN*** Woo-hoo!
***SIGN*** Happy Dance
***SIGN*** Back to square one
***SIGN*** Pet Grooming Gloves 1 pair
**[00:27] Hide**
What kind of cat brush
is this?! They're gloves!
**[00:30] Hide**
Buy!
***SIGN*** Hiss!
**[00:37] Hide**
Yeah, of course.
**[00:38] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:39] Hide**
*Taking Dog for a walk.*
**[00:41] Hide**
*It's so nice out.*
**[00:42] Hide**
*I'll let Dog lead us home today.*
***SIGN*** This way! This way!
**[00:47] Hide/Text**
*Such confident steps!*
**[00:49] Hide**
*Dogs have excellent senses of direction.*
**[00:52] Hide**
* Some have even found their way home*
* from hundreds of kilometers away.*
**[00:56] Hide**
*And Dog...*
***SIGN*** I don't know the way!
**[00:59] Hide/Text**
* ...remains totally confident*
* as he ends up lost.*
**[01:02] Hide**
*As for Cat...*
**[01:02] Hide**
Hey!
**[01:04] Hide**
* He believes that one*
* should make their own path.*
**[01:06] Hide**
For crying out loud...
**[01:08] Hide**
What? You can't get down?
**[01:12] Hide/Text**
* But gives no thought*
* to how he'll get back.*
# E22 - Bones
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNDQ0V/bones)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Hide**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
*When I was a kid, it was a family tradition*
**[00:04] Hide**
* to eat at a certain local restaurant*
* once a year, on Christmas.*
**[00:07] Hide**
*I loved their bone-in lamb roast.*
**[00:10] Hide**
* That's because I would*
* secretly take the bone home...*
**[00:13] Hide**
*to give to our dog.*
**[00:15] (Flashback) Dog/Text**
I can have this?!
**[00:16] (Flashback) Hide**
Uh-huh!
**[00:17] Hide**
*Those times together were our little secret.*
**[00:20] Hide**
*Over ten years later, as an adult,*
**[00:22] Hide**
*I got to eat at that restaurant again.*
**[00:24] Hide**
Oh, they still have what I used to get!
**[00:26] Hide**
Excuse me!
**[00:27] Lady**
Are you ready to order?
**[00:28] Hide**
One bone-in lamb roast, please.
**[00:30] Hide**
You know, as a kid, I used to take
the bones from this roast home.
**[00:35] Lady**
Oh!
**[00:37] Lady**
I always wondered what you
were going to use them for.
**[00:40] Hide**
*She knew, and remembered all this time.*
**[00:42] Lady**
You wrapped them in napkins at first,
**[00:44] Lady**
but over time, you came
prepared with plastic bags.
**[00:47] Lady**
I thought you were such a strange child.
**[00:47] Hide**
*I was so embarrassed, I could have died.*
**[00:49] Hide**
*But, after that...*
**[00:50] Both**
Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!
**[00:51] Hide**
*We had a great time chatting about our dogs.*
**[00:53] Hide**
*I hope I can go there again someday!*
**[00:55] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:56] Hide**
* When Dog was little, I praised*
* him every time he pooped.*
**[00:57] Hide**
Wow! Amazing! Good boy!
**[00:59] Hide/Text**
*Now he thinks I love poop.*
**[01:01] Hide**
* When he started to poop,*
* I'd rush over and wait next to him.*
**[01:04] Hide/Text**
*Now he thinks I love poop.*
**[01:06] Hide**
* When we're on walks, I'm always*
* careful about taking it home.*
**[01:08] Hide/Text**
*Now he thinks I love poop.*
**[01:10] Hide/Text**
*My dog thinks I'm a human who loves poop.*
# E23 - I Can't Be Careless
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV751M/i-cant-be-careless)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Dog**
*Dog and Cat!*
**[00:01] Hide**
* Dogs are light sleepers.*
* A remnant of their wild origins, apparently.*
**[00:04] Hide**
I might have a cold...
Better take some meds.
***SIGN*** Crunchies!
***SIGN*** I heard crunchies!
**[00:13] Hide**
*I have to watch myself.*
**[00:15] Hide**
Meds, check. Guess I'll get some sleep...
**[00:17] Hide**
Oh, Cat's sleeping there.
**[00:20] Hide/Text**
*It's so strange.*
**[00:21] Hide/Text**
* Since I got a cat, just seeing the lump in*
* the futon makes me think, "How cute!"*
**[00:26] Hide**
Aw, you're really zonked out, huh?
**[00:29] Hide**
There's not much room in the futon for me...
**[00:32] Hide/Text**
* He watched his owner cooing*
* to the lump in the futon*
**[00:35] Hide/Text**
* with a look on his face*
* that said, "Scary..."*
**[00:40] Cat**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:41] Hide**
*Even if Dog doesn't have a toy...*
***SIGN*** Play with me!
**[00:43] Hide**
Oh, all right.
**[00:44] Hide**
Head!
***SIGN*** "Head!"
**[00:45] Hide**
Chin!
***SIGN*** "Chin!"
**[00:46] Hide**
Okay, head! Chin! Chin!
**[00:48] Hide**
Head! Just kidding, butt!
***SIGN*** Head... Chin... Head... Butt...
**[00:53] Hide**
* I say he's easy to play with*
* because he's simple-minded,*
***SIGN*** Had too much fun
**[00:56] Hide**
* but I can't even tell which one of us*
* is being played with.*
**[01:00] Hide**
Play with me too, Cat!
**[01:01] Hide**
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
**[01:04] Hide**
Whew... I guess we're done.
***SIGN*** I see. Then...
***SIGN*** Well?
**[01:09] Hide/Text**
*Cat definitely knows* he's *
the one entertaining* me*.*
# E24 - Dog and Cat
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVN08V/dog-and-cat)
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***SIGN*** With a Dog And a Cat,
Every Day Is Fun
**[00:00] Mom**
*Dog and Cat.*
**[00:01] Hide**
*When my mom read volume one of
* Dog and Cat *the other day...*
**[00:07] Hide**
What's wrong?!
**[00:08] Mom**
Dog-kun has aged...
**[00:10] Mom**
He's so much older now than
he was in volume one...
**[00:13] Hide**
Oh, come on. It's only been
a couple of years.
**[00:17] Hide/Text**
*Dogs live short lives.*
**[00:19] Hide/Text**
*One year for us is about four years to them.*
**[00:23] Hide/Text**
*Dog-kun is full of energy now, but one day,*
**[00:25] Hide/Text**
* he'll be a senior dog with a hunched*
* back who just sleeps all day...*
**[00:29] Hide**
*Most manga protagonists don't really age.*
**[00:32] Hide**
* You're supposed to enjoy seeing them*
* in the same form every day.*
**[00:37] Hide**
* But this manga's protagonists might*
* start to look different soon.*
**[00:42] Hide**
* I still see that as just another*
* part of Dog-kun, though.*
**[00:45] Hide**
*Plus...*
**[00:47] Hide**
Senior dogs are cute in their own way!
**[00:49] Hide**
Yay, dogs!
**[00:51] Mom**
You really do love dogs, don't you?
**[00:53] Hide**
It's the same for Cat, too!
**[00:55] Hide**
No matter how old he gets...
***SIGN*** Age 0
***SIGN*** Age 1
***SIGN*** Age 2
***SIGN*** Age 3
***SIGN*** Age 4
***SIGN*** Age 5
***SIGN*** Age 6
***SIGN*** Age 7
***SIGN*** Age 8
***SIGN*** Age 9
***SIGN*** Age 10
**[01:01] Hide**
You know... I don't think
my cat has changed at all.
**[01:04] Mom**
He's had a strange sort
of dignity all his life.
**[01:08] Text**
*Cat might not ever change.*
***SIGN*** Thank you for watching!
**[01:12] All**
*Dog and Cat!*