E8 - Shall we date?

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SIGN    Urbus Rigarden, Capital of Magic, Outskirts
    Slumland Street
SIGN    Gina's Tavern
    "The Hen and Beanstalk"
[00:04] Donnan
    All right! Everyone have a drink?
SIGN    Donnan
[00:07] Donnan
    Then, in honor of Will,
    who fought for us and won...
[00:12] everyone
    Cheers!
[00:16] Donnan
    Thank you, Will.
[00:19] dwarf woman A
    You did great yourself!
[00:21] dwarf woman B
    Well done!
[00:23] Workner
    Thanks for always looking out for Will.
[00:28] dwarf man C
    Why's he only saying that to you?
[00:29] dwarf man D
    Professor, we haven't done a thing.
[00:35] Workner
    I hope you'll continue
    watching out for him, too.
[00:47] Donnan
    So...
[00:49] Donnan
    Will, did you get scouted by the tower?
[00:54] Colette
    Of course he didn't.
[00:56] Colette
    Not only did we have a fight within our
     team, but we didn't even win the event.
[01:01] Colette
    Honestly! It's all Sion's fault!
[01:07] Rosty
    And where is your third teammate?
[01:10] Will
    We invited him, but...
[01:12] (Flashback) Sion
    You really think I'd go to your piddly party?!
[01:14] Will
    ...is what he said.
[01:15] Donnan
    Well, it's all good, isn't it?
[01:17] Donnan
    After all, Will was victorious
     and we got our apology.
[01:23] Donnan
    Besides...
[01:24] Julius
    Why?!
[01:26] Julius
    Why do I have to work at some dwarven tavern?!
[01:29] Gina
    Words aren't enough. The dwarven way is
    to repay a person through your actions.
[01:33] Gina
    And I just happen to be short on staff.
[01:37] Gina
    Come on! How long does it
    take to wash those?
[01:39] Gina
    This order of sautéed goulard beans is ready!
[01:42] Julius
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[01:43] Julius
    All this on top of the fact that I wasn't
    scouted because I lost to that no-talent!
[01:50] Julius
    Blast it!
[01:51] dwarf man A
    Do the job right, lad!
[01:54] Colette
    That's poetic justice, I'd say.
[01:56] Workner
    Goodness gracious.
[01:58] Colette
    Professor Workner,
    was holding a party a bad idea?
[02:03] Workner
    Since I didn't stop you beforehand,
    that ship has sailed.
[02:06] Workner
    More importantly right now,
[02:07] Workner
    after entering the Grand Magic Festival
    and putting on the display he did,
[02:12] Workner
    how is he planning to handle
    himself from tomorrow on?
[02:17] Colette
    Won't everyone treat Will better now
    that they know what he's capable of?
[02:21] Workner
    It'd be nice if that's all that happens.
[02:25] Workner
    But come what may, it's not on me.
SIGN    Episode 8
[04:02] student E
    It's almost time for the all-student praxis.
[04:05] student F
    A whole week of exploring the dungeon, huh?
[04:08] student E
    Have you decided on your party?
[04:09] student F
    No, not even close.
[04:11] student F
    If only I could form a party
    with our year's Top Three!
[04:15] Palm
    H-Hey, laggard!
[04:19] Palm
    Why don't you join us in the dungeon?
[04:22] Will; Colette
    What?
[04:28] Palm
    I'm saying that we acknowledge
     your ridiculous strength. That's it.
SIGN    Rigarden Magical Academy Student, Sixth Year
    Flip Marteau
SIGN    Rigarden Magical Academy Student, Sixth Year
    Palm Snoke
[04:32] Palm
    So you should come to the dungeon with us!
[04:35] Emma
    You don't get to jump ahead of everyone else!
[04:37] Emma
    We wanted to invite the
     book learner to our party.
[04:41] Palm
    Don't try to cut in, Emma!
[04:43] student G
    We saw your performance
    at the Grand Magic Festival!
[04:45] student G
    Will you join our party?
[04:47] student H
    Hey, wait a minute!
     Don't just rope him in like that!
[04:51] student H
    Come and join our party, won't you?
[04:53] Will
    What?
[04:53] Will
    No, I...
[04:54] Will
    Um...
[04:55] crowd
    Come on! You should come with us.
    You'll join our party right?
[04:59] crowd
    Why would he go with you? 
    You need a party, don't you?
SIGN    Rigarden Magical Academy Student, Sixth Year
    Wignall Lindor
SIGN    Rigarden Magical Academy Student, Sixth Year
    Sion Ulster
SIGN    Rigarden Magical Academy Student, Sixth Year
    Lihanna Owenzaus
[05:10] Colette; internal
    After witnessing Will's prowess at the
    Grand Magic Festival, everyone's in a frenzy!
[05:18] Colette; internal
    Is this what Professor Workner
    was talking about?
[05:21] crowd
    Hey, come with us!
     You know you should, right?
[05:23] Colette
    Hold it right there!
[05:25] Colette
    You've all belittled Will
     to no end, and now this?!
[05:28] Colette
    Talk about being selfish!
[05:31] Colette
    And just look. You've made Will angry.
[05:35] Will
    Colette...
[05:37] Will
    This is amazing!
[05:38] Will
    Imagine people inviting me to their parties! 
    I-I-Is this what having friends is like?
[05:43] Colette; internal
    Oh, not good.
[05:44] Colette; internal
    That's what being so
    friendship-starved will do to you!
[05:47] Emma
    Stop trying to interfere, Colette.
[05:50] Emma
    You're the one who's been keeping him all
    to yourself in the first place, aren't you?
[05:54] Emma
    We're all going to the dungeon together.
[05:56] Emma
    Naturally, we'll let you have
    whichever monsters you want.
[06:00] Emma
    So, please, won't you join us?
[06:01] Colette
    He can't!
[06:03] Colette
    W-Will has plans with me tomorrow!
[06:06] Colette
    We're going shopping together!
[06:13] Colette; internal
    I got swept up in the moment
    and shot off my mouth!
[06:17] Colette; internal
    It's like we're going on a d-d-d-d-d—
[06:19] Rose
    I heard you're going on a date tomorrow.
[06:22] Colette
    I-It isn't a date, Rose!
SIGN    Rigarden Magical Academy Student, Sixth Year
    Rose Prehnite
[06:25] Rose
    Not that it matters either way.
[06:27] Rose
    Here. It's hot.
[06:29] Colette
    Thanks.
[06:31] Rose
    You're totally going
    shopping though, aren't you?
[06:34] Rose
    So you should be properly
    prepared, don't you think?
[06:37] Colette
    Y-You're right. I have to be ready so
     as not to embarrass Will in any way.
[06:42] Rose
    That's the spirit! And if you wear something cute,
     you can turn those rumors into reality.
[06:54] Rosty
    There's no school tomorrow.
    Are you going into the dungeon again, Will?
[06:57] Will
    Well, as it turns out,
    I'm going shopping tomorrow.
[07:01] Rosty
    Shopping?
[07:02] Will
    Yes, although I was half pressured into it.
[07:07] (Flashback) Colette
    The all-student praxis is coming up, right?
[07:09] (Flashback) Colette
    We have to get the equipment
    and magic items we'll need!
[07:12] Will
    I mean, it's true that I need
    to buy a few things.
[07:17] Rosty
    Will it be just the two of you?
[07:19] Will
    Yeah. How come?
[07:21] Rosty
    Are you going with Miss Colette?
[07:23] Will
    How did you know?
    I'm sure you've met her a few times.
[07:31] Rosty
    I see.
SIGN    Urbus Rigarden, Capital of Magic
    Saint Viola Square
[07:45] Colette; internal
    C-Could this really be a date after all?
[07:48] Colette; internal
    No, even if I'm wrong,
    I'm calling this a date!
[07:52] Colette; internal
    I'll make sure it's a date!
[07:59] Will
    Good morning, Colette.
[08:04] Colette
    G-Good morning!
[08:06] Will
    I thought I'd left early,
    but you beat me here.
[08:10] Colette
    Y-Yeah, I woke up earlier
    than I meant to this morning.
[08:17] Colette
    Wh-What is it?
[08:21] Will
    That outfit and hairstyle really suit you.
[08:23] Will
    You look different from usual,
    so my heart's racing a little.
[08:34] Colette
    Th-Thank you.
[08:36] Rosty
    Hey!
[08:41] Rosty
    Sorry! I had something to do, so I ran late.
[08:44] Rosty
    Good morning, Will, Miss Colette.
[08:50] Colette
    Who are you?
[08:53] Rosty
    I'm Will's roommate, Rosty Nowman.
[08:56] Rosty
    This is the first time I've actually
    introduced myself, isn't it?
[08:59] Rosty
    It's lovely to meet you, Miss Colette.
[09:02] Colette
    Wh-What's going on?
[09:04] Will
    Rosty said he really
    wanted to come along, so...
[09:08] Rosty
    When it comes to shopping,
    the more the merrier, right?
[09:14] Rosty
    But enough of that.
[09:17] Rosty
    Let's get a move on!
[09:19] Rosty
    There's lots you want to buy, right?
[09:21] Will
    Don't be so pushy, Rosty!
[09:26] Colette; internal
    Wh-What are two friends doing
    holding hands like that?!
[09:40] Colette**
    What's going on here?!
[09:48] Colette
    W-Will, this is...
[09:50] Rosty
    This is what you were looking for, right, Will?
[09:54] Will
    Yeah. Thank you.
[09:57] Rosty
    This is crooked.
[09:59] Will
    I see.
[10:09] Colette
    Will!
[10:19] Will
    C-Colette, what's wrong?
[10:23] Colette
    Rosty...
[10:25] Will
    What?
[10:25] Colette
    Who is he really?!
[10:27] Colette
    He's been glued to you this whole time!
[10:29] Colette
    You two are suspiciously close!
[10:32] Colette
    Are you really just roommates?
[10:34] Colette
    He's got such a pretty face, too!
[10:36] Colette
    You're not going to tell me
    he's actually a girl, are you?!
[10:40] Will
    What are you talking about, Colette?
[10:42] Will
    Rosty's a guy, just like me.
    No doubt about it.
[10:46] Will
    He's got the proof on him.
    Bigger than mine, actually.
[10:49] Colette
    Bigger than yours? Bigger than your what?!
[10:53] Will
    He's big into physical affection, it's true,
[10:57] Will
    but he's been like that since we met, so...
[11:02] Colette
    E-Even so...
[11:03] Rosty
    Here.
[11:05] Rosty
    I bought you some drinks.
[11:08] Will
    Thanks.
[11:11] Will
    Huh? Rosty, where's yours?
[11:13] Rosty
    I don't need one.
    I'll just have some of yours, Will.
[11:19] Colette
    You can have some of mine!
[11:25] Rosty
    Will, your sword needs maintenance, right?
[11:29] Rosty
    Go on and do that.
[11:30] Will
    What? But...
[11:32] Colette
    The dwarves wouldn't appreciate mages
    like us showing up at one of their forges.
[11:38] Colette
    So be a dear, won't you?
[11:40] Will
    O-Okay. I understand.
[11:43] Will
    I'll see you later.
[11:46] Rosty
    Sure.
[12:07] Colette
    I'll get straight to the point!
[12:09] Colette
    Is it me, or do you like Will as
    something more than just a friend?
[12:21] Rosty
    It's not you.
[12:23] Rosty
    After all, I love Will more than anybody.
[12:26] Colette
    What?!
[12:27] Rosty
    And Will loves me more than
    he does you, Miss Colette.
[12:32] Colette; internal
    How dare he?!
[12:35] Colette
    Now you listen here!
[12:36] Colette
    Up until four years ago,
    Will and I hugged all the time!
[12:39] Colette
    Though that's part of my dark past.
[12:41] Rosty
    I'm aware. But you've never
    taken a bath with Will, have you?
[12:47] Colette
    N-Not yet, but when he held me,
    it was really incredible!
[12:52] Rosty
    We have a friendly bath together
    every night, you know?
[12:56] Colette
    A friendly bath?
    What exactly are you doing in there?!
[13:00] Rosty
    I'd like you to answer
    that question, Miss Colette.
[13:12] Will
    The two of them were acting strangely.
[13:15] Will
    I wonder if they don't get along.
[13:19] Lihanna
    Will Serfort.
[13:22] Will
    Huh?
[13:23] Will
    You're...
[13:24] Will
    Lihanna?
[13:27] Will; internal
    Lihanna Owenzaus.
[13:29] Will; internal
    She's acquired every credit in writing,
    spellwork, and praxis. Miss Perfect!
[13:34] Will; internal
    She stands so aloft.
    She's like my complete opposite.
[13:38] Will
    Did you need me for something?
[13:41] Lihanna
    Could I have some of your time?
    Just a little would suffice.
[13:45] Lihanna
    I'd like for you to come with me.
SIGN    Urbus Rigarden, Capital of Magic
    Teahouse "Night"
[14:04] Lihanna
    In the latter half of our
    final year at the academy,
[14:06] Lihanna
    the all-student praxis will take place.
[14:10] Lihanna
    I would like the five of us to form a party.
[14:14] Lihanna
    We're going to attack the dungeon.
SIGN    Cogwheel Wand
SIGN    Rosty Nowman
    
    Race: Rhizanth
    Age: 16
     Height: 170 cm
     Birthday: 
    10th of Hallasmoon 
    Likes: Everything about Will Serfort 
    Dislikes: Flames and flame magic 
    First Love: Will Serfort 
    
    Deepest Dungeon Floor Reached: 7th 
    Equipment: Cogwheel wand 
    Skills: Making magic items 
    
    Will's roommate and a skilled artificer. 
    The more anxious he grows over Colette, 
    the more his affection for Will breaks loose. 
    He's no more naturally gifted than the next artificer, 
    but he's a genius for whom the words "it's for Will"
     allow him to create any number of magic items.
SIGN    Silverbolt Wand
SIGN    Lihanna Owenzaus
    
    Race: Rhizanth 
    Age: 15 
    Height: 158 cm
    Birthday:
     24th of Carnsmoon 
    Likes: Tales of the Knights of Reuche; 
    "Queen Galette" crepes from the phantom food cart
     that haunts Crowstar Street
    Dislikes: The whole Owenzaus family 
    First Love: A nameless pumpkinhead 
    
    Deepest Dungeon Floor Reached: 8th 
    Equipment: Silverbolt wand, Misericorde of the Oath 
    Skills: Owen Sique; close quarters combat centered 
    around lightning magic 
    
    Born to a line of knights, House Owenzaus, 
    her abilities put her at the top of the class,
     inspiring her "Miss Perfect" nickname. 
    In truth, she's an even greater glutton than Will.
[14:30] Sion
    What is the laggard doing here?!
[14:34] Julius
    Lihanna, what's the meaning of this?
[14:37] Julius
    Do you want me to put him on ice?
[14:41] Will; internal
    Without a doubt, these are currently the
    two people who dislike me the most!
[14:45] Will
    Why did you bring me here, Lihanna?!
[14:49] Lihanna
    Was this a bad idea?
[14:51] Will; internal
    She's clueless!
    Has she always been like this?
[14:54] Sion
    Hey!
[14:55] Sion
    Don't just ignore me!
[15:00] Wignall
    Fleuria.
[15:07] Wignall
    When did mages lower themselves
     to such dwarven barbarity?
[15:14] Will; internal
    Illusion magic.
[15:16] Will; internal
    The exclusive magic of the elves
[15:17] Will; internal
    that allows them to summon phantasms.
[15:21] Wignall
    First, why don't we hear Lihanna out?
[15:26] Lihanna
    It's as I said to start with.
[15:29] Lihanna
    The all-student praxis is upon us.
[15:32] Lihanna
    In addition to the greatest
    mages of our year,
[15:35] Lihanna
    I'd like to add the boy
[15:36] Lihanna
    who stood out so prominently
    at the Grand Magic Festival.
[15:39] Lihanna
    He possesses something that we do not,
[15:42] Lihanna
    which will prove useful in the dungeon.
[15:45] Lihanna
    That is my assessment.
[15:47] Julius
    I question your judgment, Lihanna.
[15:51] Julius
    Someone who can't even cast Search
    in the dungeon will only hold us back.
[15:55] Julius
    Have you been dazzled
    by his curious acrobatics?
[15:59] Sion
    I never want to be in a party with him again.
[16:04] Wignall
    Such pointless pride and hostility...
[16:07] Wignall
    What you're spouting amounts
    to the howling of losers.
[16:12] Wignall
    How can you look down on
    someone who has defeated you?
[16:16] Wignall
    It makes me doubt your character.
[16:17] Sion
    What'd you say?!
[16:19] Wignall
    Immense strength akin to that of dwarves,
[16:21] Wignall
    as well as quick-witted agility
    which rivals that of monsters...
[16:23] Wignall
    And though there isn't even a
     hint of refinement to it,
[16:26] Wignall
    his sword bested your wands.
[16:29] Wignall
    That's all there is to it.
[16:31] Julius
    In terms of credits, Lihanna has outdone
    even you, hasn't she, my lord elf?
[16:37] Wignall
    Indeed she has.
[16:39] Wignall
    That is why I have the utmost respect for her.
[16:42] Wignall
    If this is her determination,
[16:45] Wignall
    then I will defer to her even
     in the selection of the talentless.
[16:48] Wignall
    Quite unlike the two of you.
[16:53] Lihanna
    I want to use all of you, including Wignall,
[16:56] Lihanna
    to be the top of our class
    and ascend the tower.
[16:59] Lihanna
    I seek even greater renown than my
    current standing. My eyes are on the future.
[17:04] Will
    W-Weren't you scouted
    at the Grand Magic Festival?
[17:08] Lihanna
    The lightning faction did reach out to me.
[17:11] Will
    If they see promise in your advancement
    after graduating, why push so hard now?
[17:18] Lihanna
    To be perfectly candid, those who still
    remain at the academy are leftovers.
[17:22] Lihanna
    We are inferior. That's why.
[17:24] Will; internal
    Inferior?
[17:28] Lihanna
    I come from House Owenzaus.
    In general, we are short-lived.
[17:33] Lihanna
    I must achieve overwhelming accomplishments
     to forestall my family's ruin.
[17:39] Lihanna
    Simply ascending the tower isn't enough.
[17:42] Lihanna
    What I need...
[17:44] Lihanna
    is to become a Magia Vander.
[17:48] Lihanna
    All of you are ambitious as well, are you not?
[17:54] Lihanna
    If you see the benefit to be had,
[17:57] Lihanna
    I'd like you to place the coin
    by your hand into this cup.
[18:03] Wignall
    Count me in.
[18:05] Wignall
    No other party could possibly reap
     better results in battle.
[18:09] Julius
    To someone who wants more credits,
    this is basically coercion.
[18:22] Will; internal
    I...
[18:31] Colette
    Will!
[18:33] Colette
    Where did you go?
[18:35] Rosty
    We checked the smithy, but you weren't there.
[18:37] Rosty
    We've been looking for you.
[18:40] Colette
    Will?
[18:42] Will
    Colette, Rosty...
[18:55] Will
    I'll be doing the all-student praxis
     with Lihanna's party.
[19:13] Workner
    As all of you already know,
[19:15] Workner
    the all-student praxis is ten days away.
[19:19] Workner
    For a limited time, floors 7
    through 10 will be unlocked.
[19:23] Workner
    You'll be able to defeat over-five enemies
[19:26] Workner
    and other monsters worth even more credits.
[19:29] Workner
    The all-student praxis is your only chance
     to earn over a thousand credits at once.
[19:35] Workner
    In particular, defeating floor keeps
    will net you a tidy sum of credits.
[19:40] Workner
    Use this to make up for any you're missing,
[19:42] Workner
    or show what you're really made of and
    use it as a stepping stone to the tower.
[19:46] Workner
    In theory, it's possible
[19:48] Workner
    to earn all of your praxis credits
    through the all-student praxis.
[19:52] Edward
    Of course, some of you will die.
[19:54] Edward
    Last year, four students
     were eaten by monsters.
[19:58] Edward
    During the exercise, we professors
    will be stationed within the dungeon,
[20:02] Edward
    but that will not prevent
    violent deaths in its depths.
[20:05] Edward
    Rashness will not be brooked.
    Abandon any foolhardy valor.
[20:09] Edward
    What is being asked of you...
[20:11] Edward
    is not blind admiration for the Magia Vander.
[20:14] Edward
    Know your place. Steel your resolve.
SIGN    Dungeon, Floor 6
    Seventh Floor Base Camp, by the Communication Path
[20:22] Lihanna
    Colette.
[20:24] Lihanna
    I don't believe I invited you.
[20:27] Colette
    Does it matter?
    If Will is going, I'm going with him!
[20:31] Lihanna
    I see.
[20:33] Rosty
    The students in the artificing track
    are stationed at base camp.
[20:36] Rosty
    I'm sorry that I can't go with you.
[20:39] Will
    It's all right.
[20:40] Will
    After all, Rosty, you made a
     whole load of magic items for me!
[20:45] Rosty
    Be careful, won't you?
[20:46] Will
    I will!
[20:49] Edward
    It's time.
SIGN    Dungeon, Floor 6
    Base Camp, Central Clearing
[20:51] Edward
    For the all-student praxis,
    also known as the field intensive,
[20:55] Edward
    your time limit is one week.
[20:56] Edward
    Unlike usual praxis, you will dive
    into the dungeon and try to survive.
[21:01] Workner
    There's a base camp set up on each floor.
SIGN    Dungeon, Floor 8
[21:05] Workner
    Be sure to check their locations
    on the maps you've received.
SIGN    Dungeon, Floor 10
[21:08] Workner
    At the conclusion of the praxis,
    or should you choose to retire,
[21:10] Workner
    be sure to evacuate to a safe area.
SIGN    Dungeon, Floor 10
[21:12] Workner
    We professors will be on standby.
[21:18] Edward
    And now, the all-student praxis begins!
[23:07] Marze
    That rat bastard...
[23:09] Marze
    "Go and retrieve the goods in secret"?
[23:13] Marze
    He sent me here when the kids
    are holding that festival of theirs.
[23:24] Marze
    Leaves me with no choice but to
    slaughter my way through, you know?
[23:37] Will
    Next time on Wistoria: Wand and Sword,
[23:40] Will
    episode 9, "Praxis Begins."
SIGN    Episode 9
    Praxis Begins