E8 - Head Over Heels for Clara
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[00:00] Iruma
Perfect timing.
[00:02] Ameri
I'm counting on you again today!
[00:07] Asmodeus
Did you see that?!
[00:08] Clara
No fair!
[00:09] Asmodeus
This is a grave situation!
[00:11] Asmodeus
You get it, don't you?
[00:12] Clara
No fair!
[00:13] Clara
She's not fair! I wanna play, too!
[00:15] Clara
Hiss!
[00:18] Ameri
I'll ask you again, Iruma.
[00:21] Ameri
What is your dream?
[00:25] Iruma
My... dream?
[00:35] Nar
Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:37] Nar
One day, he became the grandson
of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN Sold
[00:42] Nar
Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
and is even sending him to school.
[00:47] Nar
But there is just one problem...
[00:50] Nar
The school Iruma is attending
is the demon school Babyls.
[00:56] Iruma
I need to make sure they
don't find out I'm human...
[00:59] Iruma
Or I might get eaten!
SIGN Head Over Heels for Clara
[02:32] All
"Head Over Heels for Clara."
[02:41] Clara
No fair that only Lady Redhair
gets to play! I wanna play, too!
[02:45] Asmodeus
What are you thinking?!
[02:46] Asmodeus
We mustn't act before we know
what Iruma-sama is planning!
[02:53] Asmodeus
I wanna hear what Iruma-sama and the
student council president are saying!
[02:57] Asmodeus
I wanna hear!
[02:59] Asmodeus
But on the name of Asmodeus,
I could never stoop to eavesdropping!
[03:06] Ameri
I'll ask you again, Iruma.
[03:09] Ameri
What is your dream?
[03:11] Iruma
My dream?
[03:13] Iruma
What I want to do?
SIGN Pshuuu
[03:18] Ameri
Wh-What in the world?!
[03:20] Clara
No fair, Lady Redhair!
[03:22] Asmodeus
Hold it, Valac!
[03:23] Asmodeus
Wait!
[03:23] Clara
I wanna play, too!
[03:26] Asmodeus
I will not allow you to
get in Iruma-sama's way!
[03:27] Clara
Connor and Murf!
[03:29] Clara
Take this! Slipper Kick!
[03:31] Asmodeus
Hold it!
[03:33] Asmodeus
I won't let you touch this doo— Hrgh!
[03:39] Iruma
My dream?
[03:41] Asmodeus
Iruma-sama is probably...
No, I'm certain of it!
[03:45] Asmodeus
He is doing something very important
beyond our comprehension right now!
[03:50] Asmodeus
I will not allow you to interfere!
[03:54] Clara
Move. Iruma-chi is going to play with me.
[03:57] Asmodeus
What are you talking about, you airhead?!
[04:01] Ameri
Are you all right?
[04:02] Iruma
Uh, I'm fine... It's just...
[04:04] Iruma
All this time, I've only ever thought
about what others want from me.
[04:12] Iruma
I'd never even thought for a
second about what I want to do.
[04:15] Ameri
Then do it now.
[04:17] Ameri
If you don't have one, come up with one.
[04:22] Clara
Clara Rolling!
[04:38] Clara
That door is in the way!
[04:47] Clara
Out of my way, Azz-Azz,
or you're going to get hurt.
[04:50] Asmodeus
Don't even try it.
[04:53] Clara
Open, sesame!
[04:59] Asmodeus
That's enough.
[05:05] Ameri
If you don't have any ambitions,
create one for yourself.
[05:08] Iruma
But...
[05:16] Iruma
I can't think of anything!
[05:18] Ameri
Then climb the ranks.
[05:20] Ameri
A student's main duty is to climb the ranks.
[05:23] Ameri
For now, why not try to become a Bet?
SIGN Rank 2 (Bet)
[05:27] Iruma
My rank?
[05:31] Iruma
Huh?!
[05:32] Ameri
Wh-Who goes there?!
[05:35] Asmodeus
I'm terribly sorry, Iruma-sama!
[05:37] Asmodeus
I was trying not to disturb you,
but the moment I blinked...
[05:43] Clara
Gimme back Iruma-chi!
[05:46] Clara
Give him back!
[05:46] Iruma
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:49] Asmodeus
Hey! What do you think you're
doing to Iruma-sama?!
[05:49] Ameri
It looks like they didn't hear us.
[05:52] Asmodeus
What a failure! How could I have blinked?!
[05:57] Asmodeus
And I never got to hear what
they were talking about...
[06:00] Asmodeus
Utter failure.
[06:02] Iruma
It's that bad?
[06:02] Clara
Iruma-chi! Let's go home!
[06:04] Ameri
You may take your leave for today.
[06:06] Clara
Hiss!
[06:08] Ameri
Iruma.
[06:08] Iruma
Yes?
[06:09] Ameri
If you're at all serious
about climbing the ranks,
[06:13] Ameri
I'll wait for you to stand by my side, Iruma.
[06:19] Clara
Iruma-chi! Let's hurry up and go home!
[06:19] Asmodeus
Come on! We're going back!
[06:22] Clara
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[06:22] Asmodeus
How are you this strong?!
[06:28] Clara
Ugh! Lady Redhair is going to
steal Iruma-chi away from me!
SIGN Lady Redhair =
[06:32] Clara
What should I do?
[06:34] Nar
Since Clara spends most of her days moving
around, she actually stays quite still in bed.
[06:42] Iruma
Ranks, huh?
[06:44] Iruma
But if I rise up the ranks,
I'm going to stand out.
[06:47] Iruma
But wait... I'm human, anyway.
[06:50] Iruma
There's no point in me
climbing up those ranks...
[06:54] Nar
Since Iruma's daily life consists of trying to
survive, he actually stays quite still in bed.
[06:59] Asmodeus
What is Iruma-sama thinking?
[07:02] Asmodeus
I'm sure it's something so grand
that I could never even fathom it!
[07:07] Asmodeus
What could it be?
[07:09] Asmodeus
I want to know so badly!
[07:11] Asmodeus
This curiosity pains me so!
[07:14] Nar
Asmodeus is a fussy sleeper.
[07:20] Clara
Ugh! All Iruma-chi does is
play with Lady Redhair lately!
[07:25] Clara
No fair!
[07:26] Clara
I wonder how I can get Iruma-chi back.
[07:29] Clara
How, Connor, Murf?
[07:31] Clara
How, Sabro?!
[07:34] Sabro
What else? Thou must charm him
with thy feminine wiles.
[07:39] Sabro
According to chapter 3, page 27,
of How to Become a Demon King,
[07:42] Sabro
"If something is taken from you, take it back.
[07:44] Sabro
If it wasn't taken from you,
take it back anyway.
[07:46] Sabro
If something's about to be taken
from you, you are a demon.
[07:48] Sabro
Use your charms to take them back, make them
yours, and wrap them around your finger."
[07:54] Clara
Make them yours and wrap
them around your finger!
[07:59] Clara
Just you wait, Iruma-chi!
[08:03] Iruma
Prerequisites... Interacting with
your familiar, astrology...
[08:07] Iruma
Electives...
[08:10] Iruma
Torture, training, pharmacology, etc...
[08:13] Iruma
I'll circle some electives.
[08:16] Iruma
The one I'd stand out the least in is...
SIGN Electives
SIGN Torture
SIGN Pharmacology
SIGN Training
SIGN Classroom Lectures
[08:19] Asmodeus
Ah, I see you've chosen classroom lectures.
[08:22] Iruma
You just sit in a classroom
and listen to lectures, right?
[08:24] Iruma
All you have to do is sit there,
so you don't stand out, right?
[08:27] Asmodeus
Indeed. Then I shall choose that, as well.
[08:31] Iruma
What did you choose for
your electives, Clara?
[08:33] Clara
Gulp!
SIGN Pharmacology
SIGN Succubus-sensei's Course in Seduction (Girls only)
SIGN Stolas Suzie-sensei's Diabotany
[08:37] Nar
Succubus-sensei's course in seduction!
[08:45] Nar
Raim-sensei is a succubus.
[08:47] Nar
A breathtakingly sexy teacher
whose classes cannot
[08:51] Nar
be described in words because
they're so... Well, you know.
[08:55] Nar
She will gladly instruct you in the ways of
becoming so sexy it'll make your knees buckle.
[09:00] Raim
Mwah.
[09:02] Asmodeus
Don't you know how to read? You poor thing.
[09:07] Clara
I can read just fine!
[09:09] Asmodeus
What?! Then are you insane?!
[09:10] Asmodeus
What are you plotting?!
[09:12] Clara
I'm not—
[09:14] Asmodeus
Hey!
[09:15] Clara
I'm going to seduce him, make him mine,
and wrap him around my finger!
[09:19] Clara
Just you wait, Iruma-chi!
[09:24] Clara
I'll make you fall head over heels for me!
SIGN No Boys Allowed
[09:30] Nar
And then, on the day of class...
[09:33] Raim
Mwah. I'm Raim the succubus, and I'll be
your instructor in the art of seduction.
SIGN Raim
[09:38] Raim
Mwah.
[09:39] Raim
Today, we'll have a secret
lesson without the boys...
[09:41] Raim
a girls-only class on... well, you know.
[09:46] Raim
First off...
[09:48] Raim
Sexiness is something you nurture.
[09:51] Raim
Succubi change their appearance
to fit the preferences of their prey,
[09:54] Raim
but the most important thing to remember is...
[09:57] Raim
Make your prey fall for you...
[10:00] All
Gulp.
[10:01] Raim
...with these techniques.
SIGN Demon School
Seduction II
[10:08] Gaako
Hey! She brought Seduction II with her!
[10:10] Dosanko
Oh? And what's wrong with that?
[10:12] Raim
Non, non. You don't get to read that
until you're in a higher grade.
[10:16] Camui
Objection!
[10:18] Camui
They're bound to be able to boost their skills
later by taking denser lessons earlier on!
[10:23] Girls
Ew, a boy!
[10:27] Camui
I should have the right to take this class, too!
[10:30] Raim
Now, then... I'll be handing
out your textbooks.
[10:33] Raim
Sexy Scope.
SIGN Sexy Scope
[10:36] Nar
The Sexy Scope is an ability succubi have
that allows them to measure another's sexiness.
SIGN Sexiness
[10:44] Raim
Elizabetta, you're at 89%!
Amazing! You're an A.
[10:49] Elizabetta
Oh, my.
[10:53] Raim
What in the world?! Unbelievable!
[10:56] Raim
You've got some work to do.
[10:58] Eiko
Aw, but I even studied!
[11:01] Gaako
I always make sure to freshen up!
[11:03] Raim
Both of you are Bs.
[11:06] Raim
51%... That's not very high.
[11:09] Raim
You're also a B.
[11:10] Keroli
Really? That bad?
[11:13] Raim
Don't worry. The lowest I've
ever had to deal with is 21%.
[11:16] Raim
So there's nothing to...
[11:21] Raim
T-Two?! Two percent?!
[11:24] Raim
Even babies have at least 3% sexiness!
[11:27] Raim
You're telling me she's more
innocent than a baby?!
[11:29] Raim
Oh my devil!
[11:31] Clara
Sensei, what percent am I? Well?
[11:35] Clara
A hundred?
[11:40] Raim
Little baby, you're going to read
some special textbooks, understood?
[11:45] Clara
Special?
[11:46] Raim
Yes!
[11:47] Clara
Roger!
[11:51] Clara
My First Seduction...
SIGN Let's
Play!
[12:08] Clara
"Step one: Posing.
[12:11] Clara
Your sexiness is determined by how
you stand and present yourself.
[12:14] Clara
Push out your hips, keep your hands cute,
[12:16] Clara
and open your legs just
enough to still be modest."
[12:19] Clara
Ah, I see.
[12:24] Clara
Gulp.
[12:26] Clara
Ta-da!
[12:29] Iruma
Huh?
[12:31] Clara
That was perfect! How'd you like that?!
[12:33] Clara
My hip's out, my hands are
cute, my legs are open...
[12:37] Iruma
Er... Is this some kind of new exercise?
[12:40] Clara
Fail!
[12:41] Iruma
What failed?!
[12:46] Clara
"Step two: Touching.
[12:48] Clara
A nonchalant touch will give
you the maximum effect.
[12:51] Clara
Go in for a close-up.
[12:55] Clara
Beginners should start with a simple touch."
[13:02] Clara
Touch!
[13:05] Iruma
Did you want a piggyback ride?
[13:07] Clara
Touch.
[13:10] Iruma
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
[13:13] Both
Bake me a cake as fast as you can...
[13:15] Clara
I'll let you off the hook for today!
[13:22] Clara
"Step three: Wear something that
shakes to gather their attention."
[13:25] Clara
Fluffering-a-ling!
[13:27] Clara
Ring-a-ling!
[13:28] Asmodeus
I take my eyes off you for one second and
there you go doing bizarre things again!
[13:34] Clara
"Four: Use perfume to change your image."
[13:37] Clara
Hngh!
[13:43] Jazz
What is that stench?!
[13:44] Schneider
Something has come in
contact with my eyeballs!
[13:47] Sabro
It stings from my nose to my head!
[13:49] Lead
The window! Open the window!
[13:51] Asmodeus
Iruma-sama, don't breathe this in! Iruma-sama!
[13:55] Clara
"Warning: Putting on too much has
the opposite effect, so be careful."
[14:04] Clara
"Five: Makeup."
[14:06] Jazz
You're hilarious!
[14:07] Sabro
That face could kill.
[14:09] Camui
Actually, you know...
[14:11] Goemon
What?!
[14:21] Clara
Seduction is too hard...
[14:28] Clara
I'm home...
[14:30] Konchie And Keebow
Welcome home, Sis!
[14:39] Sin Sin And Ran Ran
Hey, hey...
[14:43] Konchie And Keebow
Sis, you dummy!
[14:47] Clara
What did you say?!
[14:58] Sin Sin And Ran Ran
Hey, hey!
[14:59] Sin Sin And Ran Ran
Smooch, smooch. Smooch,
smooch. Smooch, smooch.
[15:06] Mommy
Smooch. Welcome home, Clara.
[15:13] Clara
I'm back!
[15:16] Clara
Special move: Return Kiss!
[15:19] Clara
Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy,
smoochy, smoochy...
[15:25] Konchie & Keebow
Wh-What a lovely feeling...
[15:34] Family
Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
Who's the cutest in the whole wide world?
[15:37] Mommy
Here you go!
[15:38] Other Than Clara
It's Clara!
[15:41] Clara
Oh, yeah!
[15:42] Family
Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[15:43] Family
Who's the most handsome
in the whole wide world!
[15:46] Family
It's Keebow!
[15:49] Keebow And Konchie
And Konchie, too!
[15:50] Mommy
Kiss, kiss, kiss!
[15:52] Clara
Rolly, rolly, so full of energy!
[15:58] Family
Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:00] Family
Who's the most mischievous
in the whole wide world?
[16:06] Sin Sin
Sin Sin!
[16:07] Ran Ran
Ran Ran!
[16:09] Family Other Than Mommy
Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:10] Family Other Than Mommy
Who's the most beautiful
in the whole wide world?
[16:13] Konchie And Keebow
Of course, that's Mommy!
[16:15] Mommy
Why, thank you.
[16:17] Mommy
The storm is calling! Let's make a miracle!
[16:25] Konchie And Keebow
Throw your blues away!
[16:29] ---
Oh, pink!
[16:33] Clara
What's the number one invincible, ultimate,
perfect, lovely thing in the whole wide world?
[16:44] Clara And Mommy
That's smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:46] Clara; Mommy; Keebow; And Konchie
That's smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:51] Clara
That's...
[16:54] All
...kissing!
[17:04] Clara
Oh, yeah!
[17:11] Clara
A kiss that'll make a miracle...
[17:33] Clara
Gulp...
[17:37] Iruma
Good morning, Clara.
[17:39] Clara
Hiss!
[17:41] Clara
Pose!
[17:43] Iruma
Huh?
[17:47] Iruma
Huh?!
[17:49] Clara
Touch!
[17:50] Clara
Shaky things!
[17:51] Clara
Perfume!
[17:54] Clara
Makeup!
[17:55] Iruma
Wait, what?!
[17:57] Clara
Take this!
[18:01] Nar
But Iruma has his Overwhelming
Crisis Evasion Capability.
[18:19] Clara
Eggie-sensei!
[18:23] Kalego
Silence!
[18:25] Kalego
You know what's coming, don't you?
[18:26] Clara
Yup.
[18:30] Clara
Respect your teachers and look
out for your fellow classmates.
[18:34] Clara
All for demons, and demons for all.
[18:38] Clara
Respect your teachers...
[18:41] Raim
You're not cut out for this.
[18:43] Clara
D'oh!
[18:45] Raim
If you're struggling this much as a beginner,
you're never going to grow.
[18:47] Clara
Oh my devil!
[18:49] Raim
But if you want this boy to
fall for you no matter what...
[18:54] Raim
There's a secret weapon.
[18:56] Clara
Weapon?!
[18:57] Raim
Mwah! The Succubus Brand Pheromone Perfume!
[19:01] Raim
One whiff of this and you
can make any man yours!
[19:04] Raim
You tried really hard,
so I'll even give it to you for... Oh?
[19:08] Clara
I don't want it.
[19:09] Raim
What?
[19:18] Clara
Who would've thought
I'd have no sexiness at all?
[19:21] Clara
Totally blindsided.
[19:28] Clara
She's gonna take Iruma-chi away from me!
[19:33] Asmodeus
There you go, doing bizarre things again!
[19:35] Jazz
What is that stench?!
[19:36] Sabro
That face could kill.
[19:37] Raim
You're not cut out for this.
[19:42] Raim
One whiff of this and you
can make any man yours!
[19:45] Clara
I don't need that stuff.
[19:48] Clara
Even I can be...
[19:50] Iruma
There you are.
[19:51] Clara
Iruma-chi!
[19:53] Iruma
Thank goodness I found you.
I was worried about you.
[19:59] Iruma
You always run off somewhere
the second I look away. Jeez...
[20:04] Clara
Yeah.
[20:05] Clara
You never know what I'm going to do.
[20:08] Iruma
It's dangerous for a girl
to be out here alone.
[20:13] Iruma
For a girl to be out here... For a girl...
[20:19] Iruma
I mean, not many people come here...
[20:21] Clara
A girl?!
[20:22] Iruma
Huh?
[20:23] Clara
Am I a girl?! Do you think I'm a girl?!
[20:26] Iruma
Uh, yes...
[20:32] Clara
Aw, I see.
[20:33] Iruma
Uh?!
[20:35] Clara
I see, I see.
[20:39] Clara
One day...
[20:42] Clara
I'll make you fall head over heels for me.
[20:47] Iruma
Wait... Was that a badump?
[20:49] Clara
Man! I feel so much better now!
[20:52] Clara
I'm sure Azz-Azz is pretty lonely, so let's go!
[20:54] Iruma
Huh? S-Sure...
[20:57] Clara
Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[20:58] Iruma
Clara?!
[20:59] Clara
Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[20:59] Iruma
Clara! Clara!
[21:00] Clara
Go, go, Iruma-chi! Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[21:02] Raim
Oh?
[21:03] ---
Clara!
[21:04] Raim
Oh, my. I wonder what happened.
[21:16] Iruma
I'm not sure what she was doing,
but Clara worked really hard.
[21:21] Iruma
You're amazing, Clara.
[21:26] (Flashback) Ameri
I'll wait for you to stand by my side, Iruma.
[21:29] Iruma
There are people who believe in me,
[21:32] Iruma
so if I just think of this as
practice to come up with a goal—
[21:42] Asmodeus
You want to go up a rank?
[21:48] Iruma
Yeah.
[23:22] Clara
Su-ki-ma!
SIGN Su
SIGN Ki
SIGN Ma
[23:25] Raim
A handsome boy is lost.
[23:28] Raim
What do you do?
[23:29] Elizabetta
Gradually get closer to him as
I lead him to his destination.
[23:35] Keroli
I'm too shy to talk to him...
[23:39] Clara
I'll go kaboom! And lead him!
[23:41] Clara
And then we'll bam! Play at the park!
[23:43] Clara
And squeeze! We'll be friends!
[23:46] Dosanko
Pretending to be lost in front of me?
[23:49] Dosanko
I know exactly what you're
trying to do, you weirdo.
[23:52] Camui
A handsome boy?
[23:54] Camui
I'm going to walk right by.
[23:57] Camui
Let me learn things!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Asmodeus
Iruma-sama wants to go up a rank?
[24:03] Asmodeus
Always so positive! He's a demon's
demon! Devil is beautiful!
[24:07] Asmodeus
You've slain me again, Iruma-sama!
You just keep slaying me over and over!
[24:11] Asmodeus
Please rise up to the highest rank, Yodh,
so you can slay all the demons in the school!
[24:16] Asmodeus
Next time on Welcome to
Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:18] Asmodeus
"Iruma's Decision and Hard Work."
[24:20] Asmodeus
Now, Iruma-sama, let us raise your rank...
[24:23] Asmodeus
by playing execution cannonball!
SIGN End