E5 - Cunning Demons Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Sabro     The Dorodoro Brothers! [00:09] Niro     We overheard what you were talking about. [00:11] Niro     Asmodeus Alice. Sabnock Sabro. [00:15] Niro     How about a little competition? [00:24] Narrator     The students of the Misfit Class     were given a task. [00:28] Narrator     If they do not all advance to the     Dalet rank before their second year, [00:33] Narrator     they will be kicked out of the Royal One,     which they worked so hard to acquire. [00:39] Narrator     Iruma and his friends must attempt     the rank-advancement exams. [00:43] Narrator     First up... The Harvest Festival! SIGN    Cunning Demons [02:20] Asmodeus And Sabro     "Cunning Demons." [02:26] Asmodeus     Competition? [02:27] Niro     More specifically, a race. [02:29] Niro     Let's see who hunts down the boss-class     magical beast in the cave first. [02:33] Niro     If you two win, SIGN    D o r o SIGN    D o r o [02:35] Niro     we'll give you all of the points we've earned. [02:38] Niro     I believe there's at least     1,200 points in there. [02:41] Sabro     And? [02:43] Sabro     If we lose, you want us to hand     over all of our points? [02:47] Ichiro     Nah! [02:48] Ichiro     We don't want anything like that. [02:51] Ichiro     Right? Right?! [02:52] Niro     Right. [02:54] Niro     The reason we came here from the      battlefield is to take him back. [03:00] Asmodeus     "Him"? [03:02] Ichiro     We've been looking for him everywhere! [03:05] Ichiro     Right? Right?! [03:07] Niro     We finally found him, [03:09] Niro     and it turned out he was instructing some     sheltered demon babies at Babyls. [03:17] Ichiro     Yeah! [03:18] Ichiro     It's a total waste that such a     powerful demon's stuck at school! [03:23] Ichiro     We're gonna become his     number one disciples! [03:26] Ichiro     Once we win, we'll be     taking our master back! [03:30] Asmodeus     Our master... [03:32] Sabro     ...is your master? [03:34] Dali     What's this?! [03:36] Dali     Looks like there's an argument     going on in block one! [03:39] Dali     The Asmodeus and Sabnock duo have     encountered the Dorodoro Brothers! [03:43] Balam     Huh? [03:44] Dali     Both pairs are this year's favorites to win! [03:47] Suzie     Oh, my! [03:48] Balam     I can't... see... my students... [03:49] Dali     Are they going to join up,     or are they declaring a battle?! [03:53] Dali     Are we going to see a winner this early? [03:57] Suzie     Wait a moment! [03:58] Dali And Balam     Huh? [03:59] Suzie     Something is going on in block two. [04:19] Nick     Wh-What the hell? [04:20] Nick     I've never seen anything like this! [04:23] Nick     The magical beasts are willingly     giving them food offerings! [04:28] Camui     Stay in line and present     your offerings in order. [04:31] Narrator     Caim Camui. Bloodline ability:     Translation (Friendship). SIGN    Translation (Friendship) [04:34] Narrator     He is able to speak to any species. [04:37] Camui     This area is already under     Lady Keroli's dominion. [04:40] Beasts     Yup, yup, we know. [04:43] Camui     Have no fear. [04:44] Camui     As long as you make an offering,     you will not be harmed. [04:52] Keroli     You there. [04:56] Cosmo     It's so cold! [04:57] Keroli     I do not enjoy quarrels. [04:59] Keroli     Violence is the weapon of the weak. [05:03] Keroli     And so... [05:05] Keroli     Do not eat them, my little ones. [05:09] Cosmo     A Blizzard Wolf and a Snow-King Fox?! [05:12] Nick     They're both magical beasts     that shouldn't exist in this region. [05:15] Nick     Which means a first-year     has them both as familiars?! [05:18] Nick     Who the heck is that student?! [05:24] Beasts     Queen! [05:25] Beasts     We love you! [05:26] Beasts     You're lovely! [05:26] Beasts     You're dazzling! [05:28] Keroli     I'm standing out... [05:31] Keroli     I can keep the fact I'm a cute dem-dol     a secret, and I'm still standing out. [05:37] Keroli     The days I spent training were pure hell. [05:39] Keroli     It was dirty and smelly, and I had     to summon, summon, summon... [05:44] Keroli     I continued my work as a dem-dol,     but my soul was screaming. [05:49] Keroli     The magical beasts don't     understand just how cute I am, [05:52] Keroli     despite how cute I am! [05:55] Keroli     I slowly started to lose my confidence. [05:59] Keroli     But then I faced the weakness of having     my long-honed cuteness taken from me... [06:04] Keroli     And now, finally, I've found     the weapon I was given. [06:09] Keroli     I've found out... Yes. [06:15] Keroli     Since I sealed away my cuteness,     the only... the only*... [06:21] Keroli     thing I have left is my beauty! [06:25] Nick And Cosmo     She's so beautiful! [06:26] Nick     Queen! [06:27] Cosmo     Beast Queen! [06:29] Camui     My queen! [06:30] Camui     I will follow you to the     ends of the netherworld! [06:32] Keroli     I will be the one who wins this performance! [06:42] Narrator     There are three important skills*     necessary to ensure survival [06:45] Narrator     over the four days of the Harvest Festival. SIGN    Brute Strength [06:48] Narrator     First is brute strength. [06:50] Narrator     Using one's own power to take prey. [06:53] Narrator     There are some exceptions, [06:55] Narrator     but in block one and block two,     the most powerful are standing out. [07:00] Narrator     And the second skill... [07:02] Narrator     The skill one must possess     other than combat... SIGN    Knowledge [07:05] Narrator     is knowledge. SIGN    First-Year Solas Bobo [07:07] Sign     Diabotany Battler Member [07:07] Narrator     The ones taking the lead in block three     are the members of the Diabotany Battler. [07:13] Narrator     Not all of the ingredients move. [07:15] Narrator     Among the ones that don't move,     there are some rarities that are hard to find. [07:20] Narrator     Those who have knowledge about the     various plants have a huge advantage [07:24] Narrator     in searching for ingredients     in the Harvest Festival. [07:27] Bobo     Don't touch the plants     if you don't need to! [07:29] Bobo     Your hand might rot off! [07:31] Bobo'S Friends     Okay. [07:33] Bobo     Don't gather anything     I didn't tell you to gather! [07:35] Bobo     Don't take off your gloves!     Bring the ingredients over here! [07:38] Bobo'S Friend 2     Man, gathering ingredients goes super fast     with someone from the Diabotany Battler here. [07:43] Bobo'S Friend 3     Yup. [07:44] Bobo'S Friend 2     And if that wasn't enough... [07:46] Schneider     It's hardest to see right under your nose. [07:48] Bobo'S Friend 2     The King of Wisdom, Allocer Schneider. [07:51] Bobo     Your knowledge is equal to mine. [07:54] Bobo     And because of that, we've been able to     collect ingredients at an outstanding rate. [07:58] Bobo     We've got around 1,500 points. [08:02] Bobo     We're going to the reporting tower. [08:04] Bobo     Don't touch anything but     the things we told you about. [08:07] Bobo'S Friends     Okay. [08:08] Bobo'S Friend 3     They're devi reliable. [08:09] Bobo'S Friend 2     I'm glad we decided to work together. [08:15] Narration     The reporting tower is where [08:16] Narration     students turn in their ingredients     and get them changed into points, SIGN    Reporting Tower [08:21] Narrator     and there's one in each block. [08:24] Narrator     There, the collector will fill out their     name and turn in their ingredients. [08:28] Narrator     The amount of points they've accumulated [08:30] Narrator     will be announced when     half the time has elapsed. [08:34] Fake Marbas     Welcome! [08:37] Bobo     Now, then... [08:39] Bobo     Why don't we strike a deal, Allocer? [08:43] Bobo     I'm sure you've also realized that     I said there's about 1,500 points there, [08:47] Bobo     but it's actually closer to 2,000. [08:52] Bobo     Meaning, even if we split     that 1,500 with everyone, [08:55] Bobo     there'll still be an extra 500 left over. [08:57] Bobo     Let's split that between the two of us. [09:00] Schneider     No objections here. [09:02] Narrator     And this is the third skill you need     in the Harvest Festival... [09:05] Narrator     Scheming. SIGN    Scheming [09:07] Narrator     To pull one over others.     To be eloquent and skilled. [09:10] Narrator     To be a smooth talker.     To truly be a devilish strategist. [09:18] Marbas     Yup, I've confirmed your contribution. [09:21] Bobo     Reporting complete. [09:23] Bobo     We'll be fine if we split off from the team     before they announce the results. [09:27] Bobo     Well, I'm gonna head back. [09:29] Schneider     I'm curious about the area over there. [09:31] Bobo     Okay. Hurry back, though. [09:33] Bobo     I think you and I make a great team. [09:38] Narrator     Yes. [09:39] Narrator     Fooling each other is always heartless. [09:45] Bobo     Hey, I'm back. [09:48] Bobo'S Friend 3     Huh? Didn't you go turn in     our collection so far? [09:51] Bobo     Yeah. I just finished... [09:53] Bobo'S Friend 4     Huh? [09:54] Bobo'S Friend 4     But the reporting tower is in the east. [09:56] Bobo'S Friend 4     Why'd you just come back from the west? [09:59] Bobo     Huh? [10:01] Narrator     And fooling each other means... [10:05] Schneider     The smell of this flower throws     off one's sense of direction. [10:09] Fake Marbas     If he'd only taken a closer look,     he could've figured out [10:14] Fake Marbas     that the reporting tower, the form, [10:17] Fake Marbas     and the official... were all fake. [10:20] Narrator     ...the craftier side wins! [10:23] Jazz And Schneider     That 2,000 points is ours! [10:27] Bobo     N-No way! [10:29] Bobo     This doesn't count! [10:30] Bobo     There's no way that should be allowed! [10:33] Narrator     After this, he went to HQ to     argue that stealing is wrong... [10:38] Narrator     But nay! It is not wrong     or against the rules. [10:40] Narrator     The only thing against the rules is [10:42] Narrator     using an unreasonable     amount of violence. [10:44] Narrator     Stealing points or ingredients     is not against the rules. [10:49] Jazz     It's always the ones who think they have [10:51] Jazz     the upper hand who are the easiest to fool. [10:54] Jazz     Talk about naïve. [10:56] Schneider     I completely agree. [10:58] Jazz     But compared to our days in hell... [11:01] Narrator     Yes! [11:02] Narrator     We now go back several weeks... [11:11] Narrator     These two were taken     by special tutor Furfur... [11:18] (Flashback) Furfur And Jazz     Yahoo! [11:20] (Flashback) Schneider     Deeply moved. [11:21] Narrator     ...to paradise. [11:30] Narrator     A club in the netherworld, Valballa. SIGN    Valballa SIGN    Valballa [11:32] Narrator     A playground for adult demons. [11:36] (Flashback) Waitor     Ah, Sergeant. Are those newbies? [11:40] (Flashback) Furfur     Just look at my adorable students. [11:43] (Flashback) Waitress     Here you go. [11:44] (Flashback) Waitress     Another serving of 100% demon juice. [11:47] (Flashback) Jazz     Uh, thanks. [11:48] (Flashback) Waitress     And you wanted demonically strong     fizzy water over ice, right? [11:51] (Flashback) Schneider     Indeed. [11:52] (Flashback) Furfur     This little one has an amazing talent! [11:55] (Flashback) Furfur     He can take anything     without the other noticing. [11:58] (Flashback) Jazz     Huh? [11:59] (Flashback) Waitress     I see. [12:00] (Flashback) Patron 1     That's great! Hey, try that on me. [12:02] (Flashback) Furfur     Jazzy, give it a try. [12:06] (Flashback) Jazz     Okay... [12:12] (Flashback) Patron 1     My wallet! [12:14] (Flashback) Waitress     Wow! [12:16] (Flashback) Furfur     And Allocer is super smart. [12:19] (Flashback) Furfur     I'm super proud of him. [12:21] (Flashback) Manager     Hey, could you calculate the      bar tabs for me, then? Just kidding— [12:25] (Flashback) Schneider     Done. [12:26] (Flashback) Patron 1     So fast! [12:27] (Flashback) Manager     Wow, they're all correct. That's amazing! [12:31] (Flashback) Jazz     Er... [12:33] (Flashback) Jazz     Don't we need to be training? [12:34] (Flashback) Furfur     What are you talking about? [12:35] (Flashback) Furfur     Creating connections with adults. [12:37] (Flashback) Furfur     There's no better way. [12:40] (Flashback) Furfur     This is also training to be sneaky. [12:42] (Flashback) Jazz     I-I see. [12:44] (Flashback) Manager     Hey, newbie! Over here! [12:48] Narrator     A place for adults. [12:50] Narrator     Experiencing new conversations     and forms of leisure. [12:52] Narrator     There is nothing more     thrilling for students. [12:55] Narrator     They get to play to their hearts' content. [12:57] (Flashback) Schneider     This is Shangri-La. [13:00] (Flashback) Jazz     I need to message everyone. [13:02] Narrator     These two got to enjoy a bit of paradise. [13:07] Narrator     And... [13:10] Narrator     Once they woke up, it was hell. SIGN    Sold SIGN    Sold [13:16] (Flashback) Thug 1     Now, now, boys. [13:18] (Flashback) Thug 1     We can't have you try to dine and dash. [13:20] (Flashback) Jazz     Dine... [13:21] (Flashback) Schneider     ...and dash?! [13:22] (Flashback) Jazz     Wh-What are you talking about? [13:23] (Flashback) Jazz     Wasn't Sergeant paying... [13:25] (Flashback) Furfur     What? I never said I was     going to pay for anything. [13:30] (Flashback) Manager     You'll get some change for     handing over these boys. [13:32] (Flashback) Manager     Thanks. [13:33] (Flashback) Furfur     Hey, great to hear. [13:35] (Flashback) Jazz     Wha... What are you saying? [13:36] (Flashback) Schneider     Incomprehensible. [13:38] (Flashback) Furfur     You see, I worked up a tab at this place. [13:40] (Flashback) Furfur     So instead of paying cash,     I'm offering you two up for hard labor. [13:46] (Flashback) Furfur     They're great talents, aren't they? [13:47] (Flashback) Furfur     They're intelligent and     good with their hands. [13:51] Narrator     It was at that moment that they realized... [13:53] Narrator     Being brought here for "training," [13:56] Narrator     and being asked to show off so they     could be sold for a high price... [13:59] Narrator     It was all a trap. SIGN    S     O     L     D [14:05] (Flashback) Furfur     Enjoy being sacrificed, suckers. [14:07] Narrator     This man had been lying all along. [14:15] Narrator     Question. [14:16] Narrator     What happened to these two     who were tricked by a bad adult? [14:20] Narrator     Answer: part-timer hell. [14:24] (Flashback) Jazz     Here we go! [14:26] (Flashback) Schneider     Let us go into battle. [14:28] (Flashback) Jazz     Rock, paper, scissors! [14:31] (Flashback) Both     And again! And again! And again! [14:34] (Flashback) Schneider     Good luck with the guests. [14:36] (Flashback) Drunk Patron 1     What the hell?!     You gonna come at me or not?! [14:41] Drunk Patrons 2 And 3     Humans only exist to be our food... [14:44] (Flashback) Jazz     I'mma die. [14:46] Narrator     The amount of time they had to     spend working was three weeks. [14:49] (Flashback) Drunk Patron 4     Huh?! Huh?! [14:54] Narrator     One chore after another. [14:56] Narrator     One step forward, and they had     patrons trying to fight with them. [14:59] (Flashback) Manager     Take care of the calculations, thanks. [15:02] Narrator     One step back, and their boss overloaded them. [15:04] Narrator     These two got to experience just     how unfair the adult world is. [15:08] Narrator     But meanwhile... [15:11] Narrator     They were also seeing just     how adults worked. [15:15] (Flashback) Jazz     He just hid a card. [15:17] Narrator     How to greet them, [15:19] Narrator     how they drink their beverages... [15:21] Narrator     Everything is a calculated     negotiation between adults. [15:25] Narrator     Because of that, [15:26] Narrator     they obtained the ability to figure     out what others are thinking. [15:32] (Flashback) Jazz     Man... [15:33] (Flashback) Jazz     The game of impish roulette between the     conman and the fortuneteller was great. [15:37] (Flashback) Schneider     The tables were turned. [15:39] (Flashback) Jazz     I guess you're the most gullible     when you think you're about to win. [15:41] (Flashback) Manager     Right? [15:42] (Flashback) Jazz     But seriously... [15:44] (Flashback) Furfur     Heya! [15:46] (Flashback) Jazz     Whatever this guy is thinking is... [15:49] (Flashback) Schneider     Incomprehensible. [15:51] (Flashback) Jazz     You have some nerve showing     up when we're here... [15:54] (Flashback) Furfur     Okay, let's do the usual! [16:01] (Flashback) Furfur     Which hand? [16:04] (Flashback) Jazz And Schneider     Right. [16:07] (Flashback) Furfur     It's left. [16:11] (Flashback) Manager     It's okay. [16:12] (Flashback) Furfur     I win again! Too bad for you. [16:15] Narrator     A game to guess which hand the coin was in. [16:17] Narrator     If they guessed correctly,     they'd be freed on the spot. [16:20] Furfur     Yay! [16:20] Narrator     Furfur came to the bar     daily to play this game. [16:25] (Flashback) Jazz     That dude is totally messing with us! [16:34] (Flashback) Jazz     He's definitely cheating somehow,     but I can't figure it out. [16:38] (Flashback) Schneider     It's a mystery. [16:43] (Flashback) Jazz     There's this really garbage guy in my family, [16:46] (Flashback) Jazz     and I'm completely helpless against him. [16:51] (Flashback) Jazz     Because of that, I thought I was     really good at identifying trash, [16:56] (Flashback) Jazz     but I couldn't sense how     shady this guy was at all. [17:01] (Flashback) Jazz     Actually, he was shady, [17:03] (Flashback) Jazz     but it's more that he was     really good at tricking us. [17:06] (Flashback) Jazz     I think that's why I'm so frustrated.     Because I couldn't tell. [17:10] (Flashback) Jazz     Actually, that's not the part     I should be frustrated about. [17:14] (Flashback) Schneider     I get it. He's infuriating. [17:19] (Flashback) Jazz     Really? [17:20] (Flashback) Schneider     He's insanely infuriating. [17:24] (Flashback) Jazz     That's surprising. You actually get mad? [17:27] (Flashback) Schneider     I'm also surprised.     I talked about my weaknesses. [17:32] (Flashback) Jazz     You're right. You've never     mentioned them before. [17:35] (Flashback) Jazz     We've been completely off     our game because of him. [17:40] (Flashback) Schneider     Infuriating, for real for real. [17:47] (Flashback) Jazz     That's hilarious. [17:50] (Flashback) Schneider     There are many things you can't     understand with knowledge alone. [17:53] (Flashback) Schneider     That's why I now have a goal. [17:55] (Flashback) Schneider     Whisper, whisper. [17:59] (Flashback) Jazz     Awesome. That's the same goal as me. [18:03] (Flashback) Jazz     Heya! [18:05] (Flashback) Manager     You're late, you two. [18:07] (Flashback) Jazz     My bad. [18:08] (Flashback) Schneider     For real. [18:09] Narrator     The world of adults. New and unknown games. [18:12] (Flashback) Thug 1     In my line of business,     masking your expression is expected. [18:16] (Flashback) Jazz     Thanks. [18:17] Narrator     Everything they learned stimulated them... [18:21] Waitress     My makeup skills. [18:26] Narrator     And then, three weeks later... [18:30] (Flashback) Furfur     You boys sure are working hard. [18:33] (Flashback) Jazz     Shut up. Just do the thing already. [18:36] (Flashback) Schneider     You bastard. [18:37] (Flashback) Furfur     Ooh, scary. [18:39] (Flashback) Furfur     Man, you both sure got foul-mouthed. [18:43] (Flashback) Furfur     All right, here we go. [18:50] (Flashback) Furfur     The rules are the same as usual. [18:54] (Flashback) Furfur     Guess which hand the coin's in... [19:07] (Flashback) Jazz     Hell yeah! It's the right! [19:09] (Flashback) Manager     Of course! [19:10] (Flashback) Manager     Furfur never said it had to be in     his hand, so this is also correct! SIGN    Disaster [19:21] (Flashback) Jazz     It took us a while,     but the two of us figured it out. [19:26] (Flashback) Jazz     Rather than finding out     how you were tricking us, [19:29] (Flashback) Jazz     we just needed to trick you right back. [19:32] (Flashback) Schneider     We flipped the idea around. [19:34] (Flashback) Jazz     But this is just our first step. [19:37] (Flashback) Jazz     One day, eventually... [19:42] (Flashback) Jazz     We'll pull one over on you     hard enough to make you wail. SIGN    Disaster [19:54] (Flashback) Furfur     That's amazing! I'm so surprised! [19:58] (Flashback) Furfur     You two worked so hard! I'm so moved! [20:02] (Flashback) Furfur     But... [20:03] (Flashback) Furfur     Too bad. [20:05] (Flashback) Furfur     The correct answer is the left. [20:11] (Flashback) Jazz     Wha?! [20:15] (Flashback) Furfur     Trying to trick me is a great idea, [20:18] (Flashback) Furfur     but that's even more reason     to figure out my trick. [20:22] (Flashback) Furfur     The moment you think you      have the upper hand [20:25] (Flashback) Furfur     is the moment you need to be     the most careful, remember? [20:27] (Flashback) Furfur     Morons! [20:32] (Flashback) Furfur     But if you just happen to win     at the next Harvest Festival... [20:36] (Flashback) Furfur     I'll take you up on that challenge. [20:41] (Flashback) Jazz     We're gonna win, damn it! [20:43] (Flashback) Schneider     No objections! [20:46] Jazz     We're going to win, no matter what. [20:48] Schneider     Don't stop believin'. [20:50] Dali     My goodness! [20:51] Dali     The kids in the Misfit     Class sure are capable. [20:54] Dali     They're all doing great in     blocks one, two, and three. [20:57] Balam     It's probably due to all their experiences. [20:59] Suzie     All that remains is block four... [21:01] Suzie     And that block has Iruma-kun, of course! [21:05] Suzie     Yis! [21:06] Dali     Ooh, will he be able to keep up     with the rest of his classmates? [21:09] Dali     So, how are things going in block four? [21:12] Dali     Oh, what's this?! [21:14] Dali     The students have surrounded something. [21:17] Balam     Perhaps there's some giant prey. [21:19] Dali     Camera demon, could we get a closer look? [21:23] Dali     Hm? [21:24] Dali     There seems to be a lone student over there. [21:26] Balam     Ah, so they're hunting a student. [21:29] Dali     They're free to steal another student's     stash as long as they don't hurt them. [21:32] Suzie     Yis! [21:33] Dali     Now, who's the poor     student they're targeting? [21:39] Dali     It's Iruma-kun! [21:41] Dali     They're targeting Iruma-kun! [21:43] Dali     Are they trying to crush any     formidable adversaries first? [21:46] Dali     He's in trouble!     What's Iruma-kun going to do?! SIGN    Su SIGN    Ki [23:25] Jazz     Su-ki-ma. SIGN    Ma [23:28] Jazz     The day's finally here. [23:29] Jazz     Tomorrow, we're going to use     the plan we thought up [23:32] Jazz     and battle Sergeant Furfur. [23:35] Jazz     To be honest, [23:36] Jazz     if I were alone in this,     I would've given up a long time ago. [23:38] Jazz     I couldn't defeat him. [23:41] Jazz     But your dumb words lit     something up inside me. [23:45] Jazz     I'm only gonna say this once... [23:48] Jazz     I'm super happy I got to do this with you. [23:50] Jazz     Let's win this thing tomorrow, all right? [23:52] Jazz     ...all right... all right...     all right... all right... [23:57] Jazz     Wait, were you asleep this whole time?! [23:59] Narrator     Schneider is the type to     sleep with his eyes open. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:03] Dali     Hey, everyone! It's Dali-sensei! [24:05] Dali     You all enjoying the Harvest Festival?! [24:07] Dali     Man, youth sure is great... [24:08] Dali     Though I'm still plenty young myself! [24:11] Dali     Now, then... How are things going? [24:14] Dali     The kids from the Misfit Class      sure are working hard. [24:17] Dali     Oh? [24:18] Dali     I wonder how Kalego-sensei's     favorite, Iruma-kun, is doing. [24:21] Dali     Next time on Welcome to     Demon School! Iruma-kun, [24:23] Dali     "Devilishly Pure." [24:25] Dali     Wait, Iruma-kun?! What are you doing?!