E23 - You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Nar     The netherworld. [00:04] Nar     The realm where demons live. [00:06] Nar     And the king that rules     over the netherworld is... [00:09] Nar     the Demon King. [00:13] Nar     But the Demon King's throne     has been vacant for some time. [00:21] Nar     Who will be the next Demon King? [00:31] (Flashback) Iruma Dad     Iruma, could you carry these for me? [00:34] (Flashback) Iruma     Sure! [00:34] (Flashback) Iruma Mom     Could you clean the toilet, too? [00:36] (Flashback) Iruma     Sure, sure! [00:38] (Flashback) Iruma Dad     You're such a good boy, Iruma. [00:40] (Flashback) Iruma Dad     So... [00:42] (Flashback) Iruma Parents     Do you mind if we sell you off to a demon? [00:49] Iruma     Sure... [00:50] Nar     Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, was sold to     the demon Sullivan by his stupid parents. [00:55] Nar     "The netherworld is a scary place." [00:57] Nar     "I have to make sure they     don't find out I'm human." [01:00] Nar     Or so he thought... [01:14] Iruma     What a peaceful morning... [01:16] Nar     Iruma has gotten so used     to the netherworld that [01:19] Nar     this feels like a peaceful morning to him. [01:22] Iruma     I have a feeling today's     gonna be another great day! SIGN    You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun [02:57] All     "You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun." [03:01] Iruma     Good morning, Grandpa. [03:03] Sullivan     Good morning, Iruma-kun! [03:06] Opera     Good morning. Here is your Hell Grey tea. [03:09] Iruma     Thank you! [03:11] Iruma     Time to eat! [03:13] Sullivan     We can make plenty more     if that's not enough. [03:16] Sullivan     No need to hold back. [03:18] Iruma     Okay! It's so yummy! [03:21] Clara     Iruma-chi, morning mon-mon! [03:21] Asmodeus     Iruma-sama, good morning. [03:25] Iruma     It's already time to go? [03:27] Sullivan     Iruma-kun! Do you want to use Grandpa's     special carriage? It's been a while. [03:31] Sullivan     Come on, let's use it! [03:32] Sullivan     Let's do it! [03:34] Iruma     Th-Th-That's okay... Off I go! [03:37] Sullivan     Iruma-kun! [03:39] Sullivan     Sadness... [03:41] Opera     Have a good day. [03:42] Song     Humans only exist to be our food [03:47] Asmodeus     One, two, one, two... [03:47] Clara     Two, one, two, one... [03:49] Asmodeus     I will strengthen my legs     with you, Iruma-sama! [03:53] Clara     Let's race! [03:54] Clara     A demonathon! SIGN    Demonathon [03:55] ---     Let's see who can get to school first! [03:58] Asmodeus     Why in the world would we do that     so early in the morning, you fool?! [04:02] Clara     I get it... You must be afraid     of losing to me, Azz-Azz. [04:06] Asmodeus     Wh-Who would lose to the likes of you?! [04:09] Asmodeus     I'll reduce you to tears! [04:10] Iruma     U-Um, guys? [04:12] Both     Ready... Go! [04:15] Iruma     Er, uh... [04:16] Clara     Hurry up, Iruma-chi! [04:17] Iruma     What?! [04:18] Boy     Morning. [04:19] Girl     Good morning! [04:20] Guy     Good morning! [04:21] Johnny     Good morning, everyone. [04:22] Student Council     Good morning! [04:23] Dosanko     Oh, good morning. [04:24] Konatsu; Haruno; Eiko     Good morning. [04:26] Asmodeus     Good morning! [04:26] Clara     Morning bow, bow! [04:28] Johnny     No running in the school! [04:29] Dosanko     Oh, you mean little breeze.     You're making my heart flutter... [04:37] Dosanko     Oh? [04:39] Dosanko     Badump... [04:47] Asmodeus     Pardon me. [04:49] Asmodeus     Hold it, you! [04:51] Azuki     Asmodeus-sama! [04:52] Konatsu     He's so full of devi spirit     so early in the morning. [04:55] Haruno     He's so devi charming.     Please set my heart ablaze! [04:58] Dosanko     Today's our very own     anniversary of exhilaration. [05:06] Kalego     Instructor Morax will be out     for a week due to back pain, [05:06] Clara     Sabro's tail! I'm gonna catch it! [05:07] Lead     Hey! No way I'm letting my party die! [05:09] Kalego     so Momonoki-sensei will be in     charge of first period basic magic. [05:10] Goemon     Would you like some candy? [05:11] Elizabetta     Who's your favorite dem-dol, Keroli-chan? [05:14] Keroli     Um, well... [05:14] Kalego     That is all. [05:16] Kalego     That concludes homeroom. [05:19] Kalego     Go to your first period class now. [05:21] Kalego     Don't cause a ruckus! Don't trouble      the other students or teachers! [05:27] Kalego     You may be demons, but... [05:29] Kalego     Silence. [05:33] Momonoki     We will be continuing our basic magic     course today, starting with page 66. [05:38] Momonoki     Please open your textbooks. [05:40] Momonoki     All right. Please read     the next part, Valac-san. [05:43] Clara     Okay! "Chapter two: Thank     Goodness I Was Born a Demon." [05:47] Schneider     Why are we alive?     We're learning to find that out. [05:47] Clara     "So, according to a super old     and important demon, [05:50] Clara     demons are the best!     They're the coolest in the world! [05:51] Camui     Why are girls so charming?     I'm researching to find that out. [05:54] Clara     Oh my gosh! You slay me, devi-cute! [05:55] Lead     Yeah, Kuromu-chan's the best. [05:58] Clara     Hooray, demons! Demons, hooray! [05:58] Jazz     Her new song was number     one on the Demonicon Chart. [06:00] Clara     The world couldn't exist without demons! [06:01] Lead     Seriously? That's devi cool! [06:03] Clara     The world is cruel, but exists for demons. [06:03] Goemon     I bought 66 copies. [06:05] Goemon     Would you like a snack? [06:06] Clara     North America is—" [06:07] Momonoki     You three, be quiet! [06:13] Momonoki     O-Oh, dear... I just couldn't hold back. [06:15] Elizabetta     My, what a cute little frog. [06:17] Frog     Ribbi-ribbit, ribbi-ribbit. [06:19] Goemon     I-I'm so sorry about this! [06:22] Camui     That's not fair! [06:25] Camui     Gaaaaarp! [06:30] Momonoki     Th-That was an example of basic magic:      transformation magic. [06:35] Momonoki     As you can see, it doesn't last long     on anyone who resists the spell. [06:40] Sabro     I see! [06:42] Iruma     Congrats on making number     one on the Demonicon Chart. [06:47] Keroli     Please don't talk about that at school! [06:50] Keroli     Thanks, though. [07:09] Sabro     "He shall descend from a foreign realm [07:12] Sabro     and wear... [07:15] Sabro     the golden Ring of Solomon on his right hand." [07:22] Demon King Battler Prez     Ah, yes. Your presentations are     always wonderful, Sir Sabnock. [07:25] Sabro     Of course they are, [07:27] Sabro     because I am going to be the Demon King! [07:34] Eiko     I didn't get to see Iruma-san     or President Ameri today. [07:38] Gaako     Eiko, I'm going on ahead. [07:40] Eiko     I'll definitely find them tomorrow! SIGN    Meeting Room [07:45] Iruma     "Kakeru-kun, please tell me. [07:48] Iruma     What happened?" [07:49] Kakeru     I... I can't tell anyone. [07:52] Kakeru     I can't tell you, either! [07:54] Rin     No! [07:55] Kakeru; Rin     Babam! [07:56] Sayo     Everyone has secrets. [07:59] Rin     Sayo-san! SIGN    Brush [08:00] Sayo     Secrets they can't tell anyone else. SIGN    Dash [08:03] Kakeru     Sorry! [08:04] Rin     Kakeru-kun! SIGN    Caw caw caw [08:06] Rin     It looked as though     Kakeru-kun's back was crying. [08:10] Rin     Kakeru-kun, please don't cry. [08:13] Rin     Listen. The crows are laughing so gleefully. [08:19] Iruma     "To be continued in the next volume." [08:23] Ameri     The way Kakeru must feel as he yearns     to tell her the truth, but can't... [08:27] Ameri     It's so painful! [08:30] Iruma     Yes! [08:31] Ameri     And her rival Sayo's line     was also excellent! [08:34] Ameri     "Everyone has secrets." [08:37] Ameri     Everyone has secrets? [08:40] Ameri     That dem-dol named Irumi     truly looked like Iruma. [08:45] Ameri     Could she be his relative? [08:47] Ameri     No... If Iruma is human, [08:50] ---     he wouldn't have any relatives     in the netherworld. [08:53] Ameri     Do they just look alike? [08:55] Ameri     Iruma himself couldn't possibly have... [08:58] Ameri     been in that frilly... fluffy dress?! [09:01] Iruma     Um... Ameri-san? [09:05] Ameri     I-Iruma... [09:07] Ameri     Do you happen to have... a secret... [09:10] Ameri     I mean, is anything bothering you? [09:13] Ameri     Are you feeling stressed? [09:15] Iruma     Is anything bothering me? [09:18] Iruma     I can't think of anything. [09:20] Ameri     I-I see... [09:22] Ameri     All right, then. [09:24] Ameri     If anything ever happens,     feel free to talk to me at any time. [09:27] Iruma     Huh? Sure... Thank you very much. [09:30] Ameri     Are they different people, after all? [09:34] Iruma     Ameri-san, mind if I have a snack? [09:38] Ameri     Oh, have as much as you'd like. [09:41] Ameri     Badump! Badump! Badump! SIGN    Badump Badump [09:45] Iruma     It's yummy. [09:47] Ameri     Why is my heart pounding so? [09:49] Ameri     It's not as if he's using any charms! [09:52] Asmodeus     I cannot lose, for Iruma-sama's     sake as well as my own! [09:52] Clara     K-K-K-K-K-Kaboom! [09:57] Iruma     Hey, you might fall if you're not     careful! And jeez, you're fast! [10:02] Iruma     This feels so nice. [10:05] Iruma     This is so yummy! [10:08] Iruma     Today was so much fun! [10:11] Iruma     And my bed's so fluffy and warm, too... [10:15] Iruma     Wait! Am I totally fitting     into the netherworld now?! [10:18] Nar     Iruma finally realized... [10:22] Nar     Yes. You fit right in now, Iruma-kun! [10:39] Iruma     I was working on the tuna boat     when Grandpa brought me here... [10:44] Iruma     I get to eat all I want,     and I can even go to school. [10:49] Asmodeus     What is Iruma-sama thinking about? [10:53] Clara     No idea! [10:54] Asmodeus     I figured as much. [10:55] (Flashback) Henri     We erased all their memories of the      netherworld and sent them home. [11:00] (Flashback) Henri     Iruma-kun... If you are seeking help... [11:04] Iruma     He said that, but... [11:07] Iruma     I'm human. [11:08] Iruma     Can I really just stay     here in the netherworld? [11:12] Asmodeus     He must be tired. I can't blame him. [11:17] Asmodeus     He hashn't even had a moment to resht... [11:22] Clara     Let's perk him all up again with yummy food! [11:25] Asmodeus     As if Iruma-sama would     feel better after a meal... [11:27] Asmodeus     Actually... A meal, eh? [11:29] Asmodeus     A meal. Iruma-sama loves to eat. [11:33] Asmodeus     You might have come up with     a good idea for once, Valac. SIGN    Babyls Kitchen [11:38] Come-Come     It is now after school! [11:41] Asmodeus     Now, listen. This must absolutely     be kept secret from Iruma-sama. [11:44] Clara     Roger! [11:45] Clara     We're going to make a meal for Iruma-chi! [11:47] Asmodeus     We're going to make a meal for Iruma-sama! [11:50] Clara     Yay! [11:52] Asmodeus     Well, we've got the ingredients. [11:55] Clara     We bought them at Come-Come's place. [11:58] Asmodeus     We bought them with my     Demon Star Platinum card. [12:01] Clara     Asked a chef... [12:02] Asmodeus     With my Demon Star— [12:04] Clara     Gonna go rolly-rolly on Mr. Cutting Board. [12:05] Asmodeus     Listen to me! [12:06] Clara     Heya! I have recipes! [12:09] Asmodeus     Where'd that even come from?! [12:10] Clara     They're Mommy's very own!     Nothing beats Mommy's cooking. [12:14] Asmodeus     What? [12:15] Clara     Muffle wuffle crackle bang! [12:18] Asmodeus     Say what?! SIGN    Muffle Wuffle Crackle Bang SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!) [12:20] Clara     What? [12:22] Clara     You don't know what this is? [12:24] Asmodeus     Of course not! Muffle... what? [12:28] Asmodeus     A dish I've never heard of, despite being     knowledgeable about the netherworld... [12:32] Asmodeus     But if I dare ask her,     my dignity will be shattered! [12:37] Asmodeus     I-I do... [12:39] Clara     Right, right. Of course you do! [12:42] Clara     You're in charge of step one, then, Azz-Azz! SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!) SIGN    Muffle Wuffle Crackle Bang [12:45] Asmodeus     "Step one... Cut the muffle, finely. SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)     2. Make sure it gets along      with the faafaa and jinwarisan [12:48] Asmodeus     Step two... Make sure it gets along     with the faafaa and jinwarisan. SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)     2. Make sure it gets along      with the faafaa and jinwarisan     3. Have them meet up with tanesshi [12:51] Asmodeus     Step three... Have them     meet up with tanesshi." [12:54] Asmodeus     I don't understand a word of this! [12:57] Clara     Bring the stuff over when you're done! [13:00] Asmodeus     Think... [13:01] Asmodeus     Judging by the picture,     it looks like... fried chicken? [13:04] Asmodeus     Wait, no! It's muffle! [13:06] Asmodeus     Muffle... Is it something sweet? [13:08] Asmodeus     Muffle... Waffle! [13:11] Asmodeus     Oh, they're waffles! [13:13] Asmodeus     No, that's a trap.     "Crackle" is right in the name. [13:16] Asmodeus     It has to be something harder than waffles. [13:18] Asmodeus     Hard... [13:20] Asmodeus     Are they cookies?! [13:22] Asmodeus     A noble like myself has never heard the term, [13:24] Asmodeus     but I guess commoners call     their cookies "muffles"! [13:27] Asmodeus     That must be it. [13:31] Asmodeus     So, I have to cut something     finely in step one... SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)     2. Make sure it gets along      with the faafaa and jinwarisan [13:35] Asmodeus     Which means... [13:36] Asmodeus     I've figured it out! [13:38] Asmodeus     This must be it! [13:43] Asmodeus     Here you go! Finely chopped chocolate! [13:46] Clara     Azz-Azz, you put chocolate     on your fried chicken? [13:48] Asmodeus     It was fried chicken! [13:51] Asmodeus     It was fried chicken! It was fried chi— [13:54] Asmodeus     It was fried chicken! [13:58] Clara     That's pretty strange. Is it good, at least? [14:01] Asmodeus     If it's fried chicken,     just call it fried chicken! [14:03] Clara     But we call it "muffle wuffle" at my house! [14:06] Clara     Cute nickname, huh? [14:07] Asmodeus     Don't assume your household rules     apply elsewhere, you moron! [14:12] Clara     But you said you knew what it was. [14:14] Asmodeus     That's enough! I'll do it! You just sit! [14:18] ---     You are truly the King of Fools! [14:22] Clara     But you know, Azz-Azz... [14:25] Clara     You wear pretty weird clothes. [14:28] Asmodeus     Huh? [14:30] Clara     The top part is short,     the bottom part is long. It's white. [14:34] Clara     And you have swirly designs on your chest. [14:36] Clara     Talk about tacky. [14:38] Asmodeus     What in the world are you talking about?! [14:42] Asmodeus     This is a custom uniform made from the best     materials by the high fashion brand Akumani. SIGN    Custom SIGN    Custom [14:48] Asmodeus     I had it made for the entrance ceremony. [14:51] Clara     Custard-san? Never heard of them. [14:53] Asmodeus     Custard who? [14:54] Clara     Give that back! If you make it,     it's gonna taste all weird! [14:59] Asmodeus     If you make the dish,     it's going to taste foolish! [15:02] Both     I can make it better! [15:05] Some Voice     Fight! [15:07] Clara     We'll both feed Iruma-chi! [15:09] Asmodeus     Whichever dish Iruma-sama     says is delicious wins! [15:12] Both     The deadline is tomorrow morning! [15:17] Sabro     Are you ill? [15:24] Clara     I pretty much tried combining     all of my favorite foods... [15:28] Clara     I think... it's good... maybe. [15:33] Asmodeus     Don't assume your household rules     apply elsewhere, you moron! [15:34] Clara     I think it needs a little something else. [15:36] Clara     Maybe this won't be enough     to cheer up Iruma-chi. [15:40] Mommy     You seem troubled, my daughter. [15:42] Clara     Mommy. [15:44] Mommy     Listen well, Clara. When you're cooking,     the most important ingredient is love. [15:48] Clara     Love? [15:49] Mommy     You want Iruma-kun to cheer up, right? [15:52] Clara     Yeah! [15:53] Mommy     Don't worry, then! Just pour them in! [15:56] Mommy     All those feelings! The love! [15:58] Babies     Wuv! [15:59] Clara     Okay, Mommy! [16:00] Konchie/Keebow     Yay! [16:02] Mommy     Nom, nom, nom, the thing     that everyone loves most [16:06] Kids     Mommy's homemade cooking! [16:08] Konchie/Keebow     Delicious! [16:10] Kids     Munch, munch, munch, our stomachs and hearts [16:13] Mommy     are completely full! [16:14] Clara/Babies     We're so, so happy! [16:16] Konchie/Keebow     Happy-py! [16:18] All     Boil, boil, boil [16:20] Clara     Fill it with lots of love! [16:25] Clara     Om nom nom, that's the best seasoning! [16:34] ---     Love, love! [16:34] Clara     Hey, is it good? [16:37] Clara     Gulp, gulp [16:38] All     Our mouths are filled with love [16:41] Clara     Dream-moon-moon [16:43] Family     It's not a dream! [16:45] Mommy     Flavor is important, but so is love! [16:52] Kids     Try imagining their happy faces [16:56] Clara     My chest feels hot! [17:01] Clara     I want them to eat it,     I want them to say it's yummy [17:11] Konchie/Keebow     Fill it with love, love, love [17:14] Mommy/Babies     Fill it with love, love, love [17:19] All     Overflowing with love! [17:37] David     Steak! [17:38] David     Roast devibeef! [17:39] David     Devi yakitori! Meat pie! [17:42] David     Well done, Alice-sama. They're all perfect. [17:45] Asmodeus     Yes, they are... [17:47] Asmodeus     Just commonly perfect.     That's not good enough! [17:50] Asmodeus     This is for Iruma-sama! [17:52] Asmodeus     Who knows what kind     of strategy Clara will use? [17:55] Valac Family     Overflowing— [17:58] Asmodeus     I need to make something     more special and mind-blowing! [18:02] David     Alice-sama, please do mind your manners. [18:05] Asmodeus     Something more elegant and emotional... [18:08] David     In that case, why not try a fish     dish in addition to a meat dish? [18:14] Asmodeus     F-Fish? [18:16] David     For example, a devituna dish. SIGN    Devituna [18:17] Asmodeus     Devituna?! [18:19] Asmodeus     Devituna... [18:20] David     You can stew it, grill it, steam it,     or even eat it raw... Alice-sama?! [18:28] David     Are you still scared of fish? [18:31] David     I thought you'd be all right with     it now that you've grown up. [18:34] Asmodeus     I-I can't deal with the smell. But... [18:38] Asmodeus     If it's for Iruma-sama, I, Asmodeus Alice, [18:41] Asmodeus     will overcome any hurdle! SIGN    Poke [18:50] David     Alice-sama! You can do this! [18:53] Maids     We believe in you, Alice-sama! [18:55] Nar     Asmodeus's battle continued     into the morning. [18:58] ---     I will triumph! [19:02] Nar     And, apparently, Clara was     also dancing into the morning. [19:09] Clara     Okay, eat up! [19:11] Asmodeus     Please, enjoy... [19:13] Iruma     You two made these for me? [19:16] Asmodeus     Indeed. [19:16] Clara     Ayup! [19:18] Iruma     My feels... [19:19] Iruma     You both did this for me... [19:24] Iruma     Thank you! I'll dig in right now! [19:28] Clara     Badump, badump... [19:30] Iruma     Nom, nom... [19:31] Clara     Badump, badump! [19:34] Iruma     It's so yummy! [19:42] Asmodeus     Badump, badump... [19:44] Iruma     Nom. [19:45] Asmodeus     Badump, badump! [19:46] Iruma     Gulp. [19:47] Iruma     It's so yummy! [19:52] Asmodeus     Which one was better?! [19:54] Clara     It's mine, right? [19:55] Asmodeus     No, no, it's mine! [19:56] Clara     It's mine! [19:56] Iruma     Wait, which... [19:58] Clara     Pick one! [19:59] Asmodeus     Iruma-sama, have a bite of     this for a palate cleanser! [20:01] Clara     No fair, Azz-Azz! [20:02] Asmodeus     It's perfectly fair! [20:03] Clara     Iruma-chi, you cheater! [20:04] Asmodeus     Out of the way! [20:05] Clara     You move, Azz-Azz! [20:11] Iruma     So yummy! [20:13] Both     Which?! [20:14] Iruma     Both are really yummy. [20:16] ---     If you eat them together,     though, it's even better! [20:19] Iruma     Like, really! [20:21] Iruma     Here! [20:29] Asmodeus     This is... [20:31] Clara     ...yummy. [20:32] Iruma     Right? [20:33] Iruma     I think I like that the best. [20:36] Iruma     Thank you so much, you two! [20:44] Iruma     This is the best! [20:47] Clara     Looks like Iruma-chi is all better now. [20:50] Asmodeus     Indeed. [20:51] Asmodeus     And it did taste better when      we combined them both. [20:55] Clara     Yeah. [20:57] Asmodeus     Looks like it's a draw. [20:58] Clara     Mm. [21:04] Asmodeus     You fool! Of course black     would look better on Iruma-sama! [21:08] Clara     No! Yellow is better! [21:09] Clara     You have no taste, Azz-Azz!     You won't be popular at all! [21:10] Iruma     They're such good friends... [21:12] Asmodeus     What?! Of course I'm popular! [21:13] Clara     Wow, you just said you're so popular that     you don't know what to do with yourself! [21:16] Asmodeus     I did not! [21:16] Come-Come     Hurry up and pay me! [21:18] Clara     So you want to be popular! [21:19] Asmodeus     I mean, I'm... What's so wrong     with being popular?! [21:21] Iruma     Truly... [21:22] Iruma     So much has happened since     I came to the netherworld. [21:25] Iruma     I may be human,     but I'm having so much fun here. [21:31] Asmodeus     Iruma-sama? [21:33] Clara     Iruma-chi? [21:37] Clara     Let's go, Iruma-chi! [21:39] Asmodeus     We have magical PE next. [21:42] Iruma     I have two people who'll     do anything for me... [21:45] Iruma     My first two friends. [21:50] Asmodeus     Is something the matter? [21:51] Iruma     Uh, it's nothing. Let's go. [21:54] Clara     I'm gonna run like bam! And dash like vroom! [21:56] Asmodeus     Come now. Don't run in the halls!     Wait... explode? [21:57] Clara     Then go kaboom and explode! It's so much fun! [22:00] Iruma     I'm going to continue my life here, [22:04] Iruma     in the netherworld. [23:37] Sullivan     Berobuppigaa zabagerrogero. [23:40] Sullivan     Good morning, Iruma-kun! [23:41] Opera     Good morning, Iruma-sama. [23:44] Sullivan     It's time for breakfast! [23:45] Sullivan     It's a beautiful day out there!     Do you want to go for a walk? [23:49] Evil Iruma     ...loud. [23:50] Sullivan     Huh? [23:51] Sullivan     Shock... [23:55] Evil Iruma     I said, [23:58] Evil Iruma     it's the butt-crack of dawn     and you're so damn loud, [24:00] Evil Iruma     you old geezer. [24:06] Nar     Sullivan's surprising morning. [24:09] Nar     What in the world happened to Iruma? [24:14] Nar     Let us bring you that story another time. SIGN    End