E22 - Sparkling Shock Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Nar     Kuromu-chan, the dem-dol who's all the rage in the netherworld right now, [00:05] Nar     is actually Crocell Keroli     from the Misfit Class. [00:12] Nar     However... [00:14] (Flashback) Iruma     S-Someone! [00:16] (Flashback) Iruma     Please wake up, Kuromu-san! Kuromu-san? [00:20] Mal     Kuromu! [00:22] Iruma     Are you one of the staff? [00:23] Mal     Kuromu! Wake up! [00:26] Mal     What an awful fever. SIGN    Sparkling Shock [01:58] All     "Sparkling Shock." SIGN    Makubari Dome [02:03] Mal     Get some cold water and ice, quickly! [02:05] Staff1     Yes, ma'am! [02:08] Mal     You... You didn't do     anything to her, did you? [02:12] Iruma     No! She just suddenly collapsed     while we were talking... [02:14] Mal     Did you say anything to excite her? [02:19] Mal     She can't handle heat. [02:21] Mal     If she gets too exhausted or emotional, [02:24] ---     or uses too much ice magic... [02:29] Mal     We've been so careful. [02:31] Iruma     Um... I-It might be my fault, after all. [02:36] Mal     Just stay put! I'll listen      to what you have to say la— [02:39] Kurotsuno     Mal-san! Kuromu-chan collapsed?! [02:43] Mal     Yes. You can see for yourself. [02:45] Kurotsuno     How is she? What about the concert? [02:47] Mal     She can't possibly perform like this! [02:49] Kurotsuno     No way! We're at the Makubari Dome! [02:52] Kurotsuno     All of her fans are     already lined up outside, [02:55] Kurotsuno     and there are a ton of sponsors here, too. [02:58] Kurotsuno     This is a huge chance for her! [03:00] Kurotsuno     What about a doctor? If we     get her checked right now— [03:02] Mal     That's not possible! [03:06] Mal     She has a unique condition. [03:08] Mal     Certain steps are required     to cool down her body. [03:11] Mal     The only ones capable of doing that would      be a highly skilled doctor or her family. [03:16] Mal     But even if we call her family now, [03:19] ---     we won't make it in time     for the show's opening. [03:22] Mal     They live too far away. [03:24] Iruma     Huh? Her family's not coming to see the show? [03:28] Mal     They are not. [03:29] Mal     That's the kind of family they are. [03:34] Mal     So we'll just have to cancel this— [03:37] Kuromu     No. [03:38] Mal     Kuromu! [03:40] Kuromu     I'm... going to become the top dem-dol. [03:45] Kuromu     I can't... stop now... [03:49] Iruma     Why are you so... [03:53] Kuromu     I'm going to get back at my family. [03:55] Mal     Kuromu! [03:56] Kuromu     It's fine. [03:58] Kuromu     My bloodline ability is Ice Facade. SIGN    Ice Facade [04:03] Kuromu     We can control the temperature of water. [04:05] Kuromu     My family is well-known for controlling ice, [04:09] Kuromu     but the iciness doesn't end at our ability. [04:13] Kuromu     My family is also known for wearing     icy expressions and never smiling. [04:19] Kuromu     I didn't smile at all     when I was little, either. [04:23] Kuromu     But then, one day, [04:24] ---     Grammy secretly showed me a form     of netherworld entertainment. [04:29] Kuromu     She showed me dem-dols. [04:34] Kuromu     It was a sparkling shock. [04:38] Kuromu     I never knew demons could look like this. [04:41] Kuromu     So this was "smiling"... [04:48] Kuromu     That was what I wanted to become. [04:51] Kuromu     That way, I could get back at my family. [04:56] Kuromu     Becoming the top dem-dol is my destiny. [04:59] Kuromu     Because I'm... [05:02] Kuromu     super cute! [05:08] Mal     Kuromu! [05:08] Kurotsuno/Iruma     Kuromu-san! [05:09] Mal     Are you all right? [05:11] ---     You shouldn't try to talk too much right now. [05:13] Mal     You need to calm down first. [05:15] Iruma     Um... Is there anything I can— [05:18] Mal     Don't touch her! [05:19] Mal     There's nothing you can do. [05:21] Mal     You're only in the way, so just stay put. [05:25] Mal     Get some more ice,     and keep the audience calm. [05:28] Kurotsuno     Yes, ma'am! [05:32] Mal     Kuromu... [05:36] Iruma     I can't just leave her alone. [05:40] Baraki     Stop pushing! [05:41] Staff A     Please line up in single file! [05:44] Baraki     Hey, no pushing! [05:46] Staff B     Baraki-kun! [05:47] Baraki     Yes? [05:48] Staff B     The rest of the staff are busy,     so could you help me over here? [05:54] Baraki     I'm so close to the stage! I'm so honored! [05:59] Staff A     We're letting them in! [06:08] Staff B     Baraki-kun?! [06:10] Baraki     This isn't what I imagined... [06:19] Ameri     So this is it. [06:22] (Flashback) Ameri     What's this? [06:23] (Flashback) Henri     A concert that my department     will be providing security for. [06:27] (Flashback) Henri     Apparently, she's quite     popular with young folk. [06:31] Ameri     This ticket I received from Father... [06:35] Ameri     This is my first time seeing a dem-dol. [06:38] Crowd     Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu! [06:44] Ameri     Apparently, these are a necessity.     I'm glad I bought them. [06:48] Ameri     Kuromu! [06:50] Kurotsuno     Hey! How are things going inside the hall? [06:52] Shirotsuno     The show hasn't even started yet,     but everyone's really hyped up. [06:55] Kurotsuno     The show starts at 6:06:06... [06:58] Kurotsuno     Is Kuromu-chan going to be okay? [07:05] (Flashback) Keroli Mom     Yes, good job. SIGN    Magic Test Good job [07:08] Keroli Mom     Here you go. You worked really hard. [07:08] (Flashback) Keroli     I'm the only one who got     "let's work harder" again... [07:10] Keroli Mom     You did better than last time. [07:14] (Flashback) Keroli     Someday... [07:16] (Flashback) Keroli     I'm going to get a smiley face, too! [07:25] (Flashback) Keroli     Look! Look at how cute I am! [07:29] (Flashback) Keroli     You feel better, right? [07:31] (Flashback) Keroli     So... So... [07:34] (Flashback) Keroli     Please... Smile more. [07:44] Keroli     I... [07:48] Keroli     Where did everyone go? [07:51] Keroli     How long have I been asleep? [07:54] Keroli     The concert! [07:56] Keroli     It's past 6:06:06... [08:02] Keroli     I didn't... make it in time. [08:06] Keroli     So many people came to see me, too. [08:10] Keroli     I couldn't make them smile... [08:13] Keroli     I'm... [08:15] Keroli     a failure as a professional! [08:26] Keroli     Wh-What? [08:35] Staff 1     Seriously? [08:36] Staff 2     This is amazing! [08:37] Staff 3     They're so entertaining! [08:38] Staff 4     This is the best surprise ever! [08:41] Keroli     Pardon me. [08:43] Staff     Kuromu-chan. [08:45] Keroli     Mal-san! [08:47] Mal     Kuromu! Are you okay now? [08:50] Keroli     Yes... I think so. [08:54] Keroli     Those cheers... [08:57] Mal     It's amazing. [08:59] Mal     I couldn't have asked for better talent. [09:03] Keroli     What in the world is going on? [09:13] Keroli     What? What?! [09:16] Iruma     Okay! [09:18] Iruma     H-H... Here we go! [09:24] Keroli     Seriously! What the hell is going on?! SIGN    Yes, I'm cute [09:34] Keroli     What the?! SIGN    Wrap Party Room [09:39] Nar     Let's turn the clock back a little. [09:43] (Flashback) Iruma     Azz-kun, Clara. Do you have a sec? [09:48] (Flashback) Iruma     So, um... [09:49] Kuromu     I'm Kuromu! [09:50] (Flashback) Iruma     I can't exactly tell them     that Kuromu-san is Keroli-san... [09:54] (Flashback) Iruma     I can't tell you the details, but... [09:56] (Flashback) Iruma     Azz-kun, Clara... [09:58] (Flashback) ---     Please do this, knowing you're     helping out Kuromu-chan! [10:01] (Flashback) Asmodeus     But of course! [10:02] (Flashback) Clara     Roger dodger dodger devil! [10:07] (Flashback) One     I want to see Kuromu-chan! [10:10] (Flashback) Two     Bring Kuromu-chan out here! [10:12] (Flashback) Three     Bring her out! [10:14] (Flashback) Mal     An opening act? [10:15] (Flashback) ---     Yes. [10:16] (Flashback) Iruma     We'll do anything, from     performing to doing stunts! [10:19] (Flashback) Mal     I told you, it's impossible. [10:21] (Flashback) Mal     I appreciate the sentiment,     but just stay put! [10:24] (Flashback) Mal     I'm begging you! [10:26] (Flashback) Iruma     Begging? [10:30] (Flashback) Both     No. [10:31] (Flashback) Iruma     Huh? [10:33] (Flashback) Asmodeus     Iruma-sama told us what's going on. [10:36] (Flashback) Clara     Yup! Yup! [10:37] (Flashback) Asmodeus     We just have to help the crowd     relieve some stress, right? [10:42] (Flashback) Clara     I know! We should all play tag! [10:44] (Flashback) Asmodeus     There must be some other way. [10:47] (Flashback) Clara     Boo. [10:48] (Flashback) Mal     No. [10:49] (Flashback) Mal     The audience is here to see Kuromu. [10:52] (Flashback) Mal     The dem-dol who's cute, elegant,     and still a high school student. [10:57] (Flashback) Mal     They don't even have to be as good as Kuromu, [10:59] (Flashback) Mal     but it's not like we can find another cute high     schooler who's young and amateurish here. [11:06] (Flashback) Clara     Wanna make one, then? [11:10] (Flashback) Clara     Hey, you two... [11:13] (Flashback) Clara     I hope you're prepared for this. [11:16] (Flashback) Iruma     Wait, don't tell me... [11:17] (Flashback) Asmodeus     Wait! I could never     wear something like that! [11:20] (Flashback) ---     No arguments! [11:21] (Flashback) Iruma     Hey, wait! [11:22] (Flashback) Asmodeus     Anything but that! [11:24] (Flashback) ---     No! [11:25] (Flashback) ---     Stop! [11:27] Crowd     Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu! [11:30] (Flashback) Ameri     It's still not starting? [11:33] (Flashback) Crowd 1     How long are you going to make us wait? [11:35] (Flashback) Crowd 2     We're all irritated     because of our evil cycles! [11:38] (Flashback) Crowd 3     Get Kuromu-chan out here! [11:40] (Flashback) Ann     Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone. [11:43] (Flashback) Ann     We will now begin our opening act. [11:47] (Flashback) Crowd 3     Opening act? [11:48] (Flashback) Crowd 4     What's about to start? [11:55] (Flashback) Clara     We are... [11:56] (Flashback) Clara     Irumi and Her Merry Band of Friends! [12:01] (Flashback) Crowd 1     Who the hell are they? [12:02] (Flashback) Crowd 2     Get Kuromu-chan out here! [12:04] (Flashback) Crowd 3     No one asked for an opening act! [12:04] Crowd 4     Yeah! Get lost! [12:05] Crowd     Get off the stage! [12:06] (Flashback) Ameri     I think I've seen that blue-haired     one somewhere before... [12:10] (Flashback) Clara     Iruma-chi! Azz-Azz! [12:14] (Flashback) Clara     I'm the forest fairy, Clarin! [12:16] (Flashback) Clara     Gimme snacks! If you don't,     I'm gonna eat you! [12:20] (Flashback) Clara     Rawr! [12:24] Clara     Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! [12:24] (Flashback) Asomdeus     I-I'm the slightly shy yet cool Alice... [12:29] (Flashback) Crowd 4     She's fidgeting. [12:30] (Flashback) Crowd 5     She's so embarrassed. It's adorable! [12:34] (Flashback) Asmodeus     I can't say that! [12:36] (Flashback) Clara     It's for Kuromu-chan and Iruma-chi! [12:40] (Flashback) Asmodeus     I'm going to set your heart alight     with my burning flames! [12:44] (Flashback) Asmodeus     Kapow! [12:49] (Flashback) Iruma     Azz-kun... Clara... You're both so good! [12:52] (Flashback) Clara     If you give us snacks, we'll give you... [12:54] (Flashback) Both     ...sparkle-sparkle happy! [12:59] (Flashback) Iruma     Y-Yeah, I can't do this... [13:02] (Flashback) Iruma     But I... [13:07] (Flashback) Iruma     I have to! [13:08] (Flashback) Clara     Spinny, spinny, squishy, squishy! [13:12] (Flashback) Iruma     I-I'm the shy little Irumi! [13:16] (Flashback) Iruma     My weight, height, and personal     information are all top secret! [13:20] (Flashback) Iruma     I'm the mysterious dem-dol, Irumi-chan! [13:23] (Flashback) Crowd A     She's pretty cute! [13:25] (Flashback) Crowd B     You've got this, Irumi-chan! [13:28] (Flashback) Asmodeus     Well done, Irumi-sama! [13:30] (Flashback) Clara     Woo, woo! [13:34] (Flashback) Keroli     Huh? [13:36] (Flashback) ---     Wh-What?! [13:39] (Flashback) Iruma     Okay! [13:41] (Flashback) Iruma     H-H... Here we go! [13:47] Keroli     Seriously! What the hell is going on?! [13:55] Crowd 1     Yeah! [13:56] Crowd 2     Keep it up! [13:58] Asmodeus     Irumi-sama! [13:59] Crowd C     Whoa, that's dangerous! [14:01] Crowd 1     Wow! She's dodging all of those! [14:04] Crowd 2     I've never seen dancing like that! [14:06] Crowd 3     Hey, look up there! SIGN    I r u m i [14:10] Crowd 1     Devi amazing! [14:11] Crowd 2     The blue-haired one is cute! [14:14] Crowd 3     I want the fire hottie to incinerate me! [14:16] Crowd 4     One of them is weird! [14:18] Ameri     That blue-haired one... [14:20] Ameri     looks like... [14:22] Ameri     Wait, wait, wait. It can't be,     it can't be, it can't be! [14:25] Mal     They said they didn't want     the concert to be canceled. [14:30] Keroli     They did this... for me? [14:33] (Flashback) Iruma     I want to become someone like you,     who doesn't stand out at all! [14:37] Keroli     After he said he didn't want to stand out... [14:42] Keroli     I see. [14:43] Keroli     So he ends up standing out     for the sake of others. [14:48] Keroli     He ends up acting for the sake     of others, and stands out. [14:52] Keroli     What the heck? I've never     heard of a demon like that. [14:56] Clara     Ali-Ali! [14:57] Asmodeus     Leave it to me! [15:00] Clara     Go! [15:01] Crowd     Irumi! Irumi! Irumi! Irumi! Irumi! Irumi! [15:05] Keroli     Honestly... [15:08] Keroli     You're so interesting, Iruma. [15:11] Crowd     Irumi! Irumi! [15:15] Crowd     A cold wind? [15:17] Kuromu     How long do you plan to go wild on my stage? SIGN    K u r o m u [15:30] Crowd A     That voice... [15:33] Kuromu     The opening act ends now! [15:41] Kuromu     Sorry to keep you guys waiting! [15:43] Crowd     We've been waiting for you! [15:46] Iruma     Kuromu-san! [15:48] Kuromu     Thank you, everyone. [15:50] Kuromu     Thank you so much. [15:57] Iruma     All right, we'll be heading— [15:59] Kuromu     Hold it. [16:00] Kuromu     You're standing on a professional stage. [16:02] Kuromu     You'd better take responsibility     for that until the end! [16:05] Crowd     Kuromu! Irumi! Kuromu! Irumi! Kuromu! Irumi! [16:17] Both     Here we go! [16:22] Both     Demons should never let their guard down [16:25] Both     One day, you'll get your heart stolen! [16:29] Both     Squee! [16:30] Keroli     That cutie over there is a little imp [16:35] Keroli     Want to touch my hair? [16:38] Keroli     Let's have a thrilling escape! [16:41] Keroli     Want to talk to me? [16:42] Iruma     Want to touch me? [16:44] Both     If you insist, I'll play with you [16:48] Keroli     Do you love me? [16:51] Keroli     Well, try to see through me [16:54] Iruma     Can you give up your soul for me? [16:59] Both     Little imp, little imp [17:02] Both     I'll be the little imp     that drags you around [17:07] Both     Little imp! [17:11] Asmodeus     You slay me! [17:13] Irumi     Demons always make the first     move to get the victory! [17:16] Kuromu     I take one look at you, and you're all mine! [17:19] Both     Nom! [17:20] Both     Yes, I'm a cute little imp! [17:26] Kuromu     If I reach my hand out, I think I can reach [17:29] Irumi     Getting impatient, aren't we? [17:32] Irumi     I won't let you go!     I won't let you get away! [17:34] Irumi     I'm selfish, so I want all of you! [17:35] Clara     Smack my bum-bum! [17:39] Both     You like me? I know! That's obvious [17:44] Irumi     I'm sure you'd give up your heart for me [17:49] Clara     Kaboom! [17:50] Both     Little imp, little imp [17:53] Both     Be the one who makes me turn around [17:58] Both     Little imp! [18:14] Kuromu     I'm so sorry! [18:16] Kuromu     I caused all of you so much trouble! [18:19] Shirotsuno     Don't worry about it. [18:21] Kurotsuno     The concert was a huge success! [18:23] Kurotsuno     All's well that ends well! [18:25] Asmodeus     Well done, Iruma-sama! [18:28] Shirotsuno     You three were amazing, too.     You were really cute. [18:31] Staff     Do you want to become dem-dols? [18:33] Clara     Yes! [18:33] Asmodeus     No! [18:34] Iruma     Nah... [18:37] Mal     Good job, Kuromu. [18:40] Kuromu     Thank you, Mal-san! [18:43] Kuromu     I'm really sorry about today. [18:45] Mal     It's fine. More importantly... [18:48] Mal     This is for you. [18:50] Kuromu     Huh? [18:55] Mal     They left as soon as      they finished treating you. SIGN    Take care of yourself Mother [19:05] Mal     They said they're watching. [19:08] Kuromu     I see... [19:12] Kuromu     I see! [19:17] Shirotsuno     Kuromu-chan! We're taking a photo! [19:21] Kuromu     Okay! [19:22] Iruma     I'm glad everything worked out. [19:24] ---     Yes. [19:26] Mal     But you see... SIGN    Kuromu's Green Room [19:29] Kuromu Mom     We'll be going now. [19:31] (Flashback) Mal     You're going to leave     without talking to Kuromu? [19:34] (Flashback) Kuromu Mom     Yes. I'm sure my daughter is nervous, and... [19:40] (Flashback) Kuromu Mom     If we saw the concert in person, [19:43] (Flashback) ---     we'd get so worked up, we'd pass out. [19:46] (Flashback) Kuromu Mom     So we'll be cheering her on     from home, as usual. [19:49] Mal     ...she said. [19:52] Iruma     I see. [19:53] Mal     Honestly... That whole family is a handful. [19:59] Kuromu     I'm glad the show was a success, [20:03] Kuromu     but I think I just helped     Iruma stand out even more. [20:07] Kuromu     But he was crossdressing... [20:10] Kuromu     Still, I'm so frustrated! [20:12] Iruma     Um... [20:14] Kuromu     Y-Yes? [20:18] Iruma     Can I have your autograph? [20:23] Kuromu     Sure! [20:26] Clara     That autograph is so cool! [20:29] Nar     Fan service over frustration. [20:34] Nar     And so, the concert was a huge success. [20:40] Goemon/Camui/Lead     Little imp! Little imp! [20:42] Clara     Morning, everyone! [20:45] Iruma     Good morning, Ku— [20:47] Iruma     Keroli-san! [20:49] Keroli     J-Just so you know! [20:52] Keroli     I won't lose to your habit of standing out! [20:56] Keroli     You helped me out at the concert, [20:58] ---     but if you reveal who I am,     I'll make sure you regret it! [21:02] Keroli     So, um... Uh... [21:05] Keroli     I hope you'll continue     to be friends with me. [21:07] Nar     Iruma ended up making     a somewhat unique friend. [21:12] Lead     Hey, there's a page     about yesterday's concert! [21:15] Goemon     You're right. [21:17] Jazz And Camui     Let's see! [21:18] Asmodeus     Th-This is... [21:19] Clara     Irumi and Her Merry Band of Friends! [21:24] Clara     That's such a good photo! [21:26] Clara     Iru— [21:26] Asmodeus     Stop that! [21:28] Asmodeus     This will cause a huge mess     if the others find out! [21:30] Clara     Om nom nom... [21:31] Asmodeus     As a member of the Asmodeus     fam... Don't eat that! [21:36] Lead     The mysterious trio who showed up at     Kuromu-chan's concert was awesome! [21:40] Jazz     Yeah. [21:42] Camui     So cute and beautiful... [21:44] Camui     But for some reason,     my heart doesn't seem to flutter... [21:48] Goemon     I'm a fan of the blue-haired one. [21:52] Nar     He made a somewhat     unique friend... perhaps. [23:28] Clara     Su-ki-ma! Kapow! SIGN    Su SIGN    Ki SIGN    Ma [23:31] Nar     Clara forced the costumes on them, so... [23:34] Iruma     I know I said I'd figure out how     to put it on myself, but... [23:37] Iruma     How do girls' clothes even work? [23:40] Iruma     Why is there a zipper here? [23:42] Iruma     Can I just put this over my head? [23:46] Iruma     This is really hard, isn't it, Azz-ku— [23:48] Asmodeus     What? [23:49] Nar     Perfection. [23:51] Asmodeus     No! It's not! [23:52] Iruma     Azz-kun... You really     are used to wearing those. [23:53] ---     I just help my mother get changed,     so I know how these things work! [23:56] Asmodeus     It's not like I'm used to wearing them! [23:56] Iruma     I mean, we're friends, so... [23:58] Asmodeus     Iruma-sama, are you listening?! [24:00] Clara     From the left... Rolling! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:03] Clara     From the right... Rolling! [24:04] Asmodeus     Be quiet! [24:05] ---     Go on, Iruma-sama.     Do the next episode preview. [24:06] Clara     From the left... Rolling! [24:08] Iruma     O-Okay. Ever since I enrolled at Babyls— [24:09] Clara     From the right... Rolling! [24:10] Asmodeus     Quiet! Iruma-sama is speaking! [24:13] Iruma     It's okay. It's okay, Azz-ku— [24:14] Asmodeus     He won't be able to say, "Next time on     Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun, [24:14] Clara     From the left... Rolling! [24:16] Asmodeus     'You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun.'" [24:17] Clara     From the right... Rolling! [24:18] Asmodeus     He won't be able to say,     "Look forward to it!" [24:20] Asmodeus     Go ahead, Iruma-sama. [24:20] Clara     From the left... Rolling! [24:22] Iruma     Next time on Welcome...     Wait, there's no time! SIGN    End