Season 3

E1 - The Misfit Class's New Term

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[00:05] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:11] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:16] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:20] Nar
    And that is...
[00:22] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:24] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    The Misfit Class's New Term
[02:09] Iruma; Asmodeus; Clara
    "The Misfit Class's New Term."
[02:14] Song
    Humans only exist to be our food
[02:15] Iruma
    I'm Suzuki Iruma,
    age fourteen. I'm a human,
[02:19] Iruma
    but I attend the demon school Babyls.
[02:21] Clara
    Boing!
[02:22] Song
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[02:24] Asmodeus
    What exactly are you doing, Iruma-sama?
[02:27] Iruma
    Our morning—
[02:27] Clara
    Our morning giddy-giddy grooming!
[02:30] Song
    Tremble at the sound of black wings...
[02:36] Students
    Morning!
[02:37] Students
    Morning!
[02:39] Students
    Our new term's starting.
[02:40] Students
    What did you do over break?
[02:42] Smoke
    Good morning!
[02:43] Dosanko
    Good day.
[02:44] Konatsu; Haruno; Azuki
    Good morning!
[02:46] Smoke
    I can't hear you!
[02:47] Konatsu; Haruno; Azuki
    Good morning!
[02:49] Iruma (Narration)
    At Babyls, all the students
    and teachers are demons.
[02:50] Iruma Bg
    Good morning.
[02:57] Iruma (Narration)
    There's no telling what would happen
    if they found out I was human.
[03:06] Two Male Students
    Good morning.
[03:07] Blushenko
    Good morning.
[03:09] Dali And Migi
    Ronove-sama!
[03:09] Ronove
    Yes! My name, my name, my name is...
[03:13] Ronove
    Ronove, Ronove...
[03:14] Iruma (Narration)
    And that's why I can't stand out whatsoever.
[03:18] Boy A
    It's Iruma-kun!
[03:19] Iruma
    But...
[03:22] Narrator
    Iruma and the rest of the
    members of the Misfit Class
[03:25] Narrator
    managed to take down a magical beast
    that suddenly appeared
[03:28] Narrator
    at the amusement park, Walter Park,
[03:32] Narrator
    and were now considered
    heroes of the netherworld.
[03:36] Narrator
    Iruma played an especially huge role.
[03:40] Students
    Iruma-kun!
[03:40] Students
    Asmodeus-sama!
[03:41] Students
    Hey, weirdo!
[03:43] Students
    It's the heroes from Walter Park!
[03:45] Students
    I saw you on the news!
[03:47] Iruma
    It might just be impossible
    to not stand out after that.
[03:50] Clara
    This is devi bad! Emergency evac, pronto!
[03:52] Asmodeus
    Get off me!
[03:53] Students
    Iruma-kun!
[03:54] Eiko
    Iruma-san! I want to see your lovely face!
[03:54] Students
    Asmodeus-sama!
[03:56] Eiko
    Look over here!
[03:57] Eiko
    Iruma-san! Iruma-san!
[03:59] Gaako
    Eiko...
[04:00] Dosanko
    Oh, my chest hurts.
[04:03] Dosanko
    But it's not because it's
    being physically squished.
[04:08] Dosanko
    It's because my heart is pounding!
[04:14] Dosanko
    Oh, my... What a gentleman.
[04:18] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! To the classroom, quickly!
[04:21] Iruma
    Right...
[04:21] Asmodeus
    Get off!
[04:27] Iruma
    Is everyone from my class okay?
[04:34] Iruma
    Wh-What are you...
[04:37] Male Student
    Hey, it's Iruma-kun!
[04:38] Female Student
    It's Asmodeus-sama!
[04:39] Girls
    Lead-kun!
[04:39] Lead
    What do you mean?
[04:41] Jazz
    We were just acknowledging our adoring fans,
    and now it's just so much fun.
[04:43] Girls
    Jazz!
[04:44] Elizabetta
    We're providing fan service.
[04:44] Students
    Nee-san!
[04:46] Students
    So beautiful!
[04:46] Goemon
    We've been asked for photos
    and autographs all morning.
[04:48] Goemon
    It's amazing.
[04:50] Sabro
    It is only natural for them to
    admire me, the next Demon King!
[04:50] Students
    Sab-chan, look over here!
[04:55] Girls
    Camui-kun!
[04:55] Camui
    So this must be the garden of...
[04:56] Girls
    We love you!
[04:58] Girls
    You were amazing!
[04:59] Camui
    ecstasy!
[04:59] Girls
    Way to go!
[05:01] Asmodeus
    They've really let this go to their heads.
[05:03] Clara
    Looks fun!
[05:04] Boy B
    This means...
[05:07] Boy C
    All the members of the
    Misfit Class are finally here!
[05:10] Students
    Yeah!
[05:12] Students
    Heroes!
[05:15] Lead
    The Walter Park effect sure is something.
[05:18] Jazz
    And we're using the Royal One.
[05:20] Lead
    But looking back on it now,
    I think we were worthy of this classroom.
[05:25] Lead
    So, yeah. Considering how amazing we are,
[05:29] Lead
    that Emperor Doom and Gloom is pretty twisted
    for trying to give us more homework—
SIGN    Reflecting Upon
     His Actions
[05:41] Kalego
    Today is the first day of your new term.
[05:44] Kalego
    A lot happened during
    your end-of-terminus,
[05:47] Kalego
    so get over your lax attitudes from break
    and prepare for your studies.
[05:50] Lead
    Yes, sir.
[05:51] All
    Yes, sir!
[05:52] Kalego
    The new term will bring the Harvest
    Festival, the Music Festival...
[05:56] Kalego
    There are many events this term,
[05:58] Kalego
    and you will also take the
    rank-advancement exams.
[06:01] Class
    Huh...
[06:05] Lead
    I finally made it down.
[06:06] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama,
[06:08] Asmodeus
    it sounds like there will be many
    opportunities to rise in the ranks!
[06:11] Iruma
    Y-Yeah! Let's do our best.
[06:13] Clara
    Rank up! Upsy-daisy!
[06:16] Kalego
    But...
[06:20] Iruma And Asmodeus
    But?
[06:20] Jazz
    But?
[06:21] Clara
    Butts?
[06:23] Kalego
    That would be the case if
    you were normal first-years.
[06:26] Kalego
    Listen well, Misfit Class.
[06:29] Kalego
    You are all "special."
[06:31] Iruma
    Headphones?
[06:32] Asmodeus
    No, I believe those are ear protectors...
[06:39] Kalego
    Being in the King's
    Classroom, the Royal One,
SIGN    Royal One (The King's Classroom)
[06:43] Kalego
    also entails taking classes
    worthy of this classroom.
[06:53] Scroll
    Babyls special class order!
[06:56] Jazz
    It's so loud!
[07:00] Scroll
    The Misfit Class must all reach Dalet rank
    before becoming second-years!
[07:08] Narrator
    Dalet is the borderline
    rank right before graduation.
[07:13] Narrator
    To require first-years to achieve
    that rank is abnormal indeed.
[07:20] Scroll
    If you fail this order, you will immediately
     be ejected from the Royal One!
[07:28] All
    What?!
[07:31] Kalego
    A class of first-years
    all achieving Dalet rank...
[07:33] Kalego
    That will be quite the feat.
[07:35] Kalego
    Hey, are any of you listening?!
[07:37] Elizabetta
    No!
[07:39] Lead
    Don't wanna!
[07:41] Goemon
    This is too cruel after experiencing
    how fun this classroom is...
[07:44] Schneider
    Anguish.
[07:56] Sabro
    Absolutely not!
[07:57] Lead
    No!
[07:58] Goemon
    But going up to Dalet rank is impossible!
[08:00] Kalego
    However, this is just
    a part of your classes.
[08:03] Kalego
    You will not be given impossible tasks.
[08:08] Kalego
    In order to help you all advance to Dalet,
    our school has prepared...
[08:19] Raim
    Kyuba!
[08:20] Kalego
    ...special tutors for all of you.
[08:29] Kalego
    Sergeant Furfur will be
    with Jazz and Alocer.
SIGN    Sergeant Furfur
[08:31] Furfur
    Heya!
[08:33] Jazz
    Furfur?!
[08:34] Schneider
    Bewilderment.
SIGN    Vepar
[08:37] Kalego
    Lady Vepar will be with Goemon and Agarath.
[08:42] Raim
    Baby-chan!
SIGN    Raim
[08:44] Kalego
    Raim-sensei will be with X and Valac.
[08:47] Elizabetta
    Oh, my.
[08:48] Clara
    Lovelyn-sensei!
SIGN    Mr. Hat
[08:51] Mr. Hat
    Exquisite.
[08:52] Kalego
    Mr. Hat will be with Crocell and Camui.
[08:55] Camui
    Here we go!
[08:57] Lead
    Furfur? As in one of the families
[08:58] Lead
    of the Three Heroes of the
    Great War in Demon Valley?!
[09:01] Lead
    Seriously?!
[09:02] Keroli
    W-Wait a second!
[09:03] Kalego
    Sabnock and Asmodeus,
    you'll be with Shichiro...
SIGN    Balam Shichiro
[09:07] Kalego
    Professor Balam.
[09:08] Balam
    Hello.
[09:12] Sabnock
    I'm ready!
[09:14] Iruma
    Which means...
[09:16] Lead
    The only one left is...
SIGN    Emperor Doom and Gloom
[09:22] Kalego
    Not me.
[09:23] Kalego
    I'm just in charge of assigning
    all of your instructors.
[09:26] Kalego
    Don't act so relieved right in
    front of me. How annoying.
[09:29] Iruma
    Who's our tutor going to be, then?
[09:31] Kalego
    What? He's right there.
SIGN    There
[09:39] Robin
    Aw, shucks! I'm still a newbie,
    and now I'm being trusted to mentor them?
[09:42] Robin
    But don't worry!
[09:44] Robin
    If you leave everything to me,
    your rank will go up in no time!
[09:48] Robin
    You can just call me Master!
SIGN    Sure
[10:07] Chime Beast
    After school!
[10:09] Momonoki
    So...
[10:10] Momonoki
    That's all for your lesson today.
[10:12] Momonoki
    Make sure you review it well.
[10:14] Momonoki
    Especially you lot!
[10:16] Momonoki
    Are you even listening to me?!
[10:18] Lead
    None of the lesson is fitting
    in my brain right now.
[10:21] Iruma
    That stuff this morning
    kinda came out of nowhere.
[10:24] Clara
    I wonder what we're gonna
    do for our special lessons.
[10:27] Jazz
    Nah, it's terrifying.
[10:29] Jazz
    They're gonna work us to the bone.
[10:30] Jazz
    What if they just suddenly
    drag us onto the battlefield?
[10:34] Iruma
    Oh, I'm sure they'll explain it all soon—
SIGN    Calamity
[10:37] Furfur
    Are you done with class?
    We came to pick you up!
[10:41] Iruma
    They're here!
[10:43] Furfur
    Now it's time for your special lessons!
[10:46] Jazz
    Where are we going?!
[10:46] Raim
    Let's go have some fun.
[10:48] Clara
    'Kay!
[10:49] Elizabetta
    U-Um...
[10:50] Vepar
    Please excuse us.
[10:52] Momonoki
    Er, right...
[10:53] Momonoki
    I heard that you'd come by...
[10:55] Momonoki
    But this was rather sudden.
[10:58] Jazz
    No! Wh-Wh-Where are we going?!
[11:00] Furfur
    Now, now, now, now.
[11:03] Clara
    You okay, Iruma-chi?
[11:04] Clara
    You lonesome? Want some gum, chum?
[11:07] Iruma
    I'm all right. Let's all do our best.
[11:14] Asmodeus
    I, Asmodeus Alice, swear that my loyalty
    to you will never wane, Iruma-sama.
[11:19] Clara
    I'm gonna grow lots by the
    next time we see each other!
[11:23] Iruma
    Clara! Azz-kun!
[11:26] Sabro
    Hey, Honor Student! You done
    with your tearful goodbyes yet?
[11:31] Clara
    See you tomorrow, Iruma-chi!
[11:35] Asmodeus
    I will be going now, Iruma-sama.
[11:43] Jazz
    Our special lesson's taking
    place outside school grounds?!
[11:49] Jazz
    Hello?!
[11:52] Jazz
    Hello? Where the heck are we going?!
[11:58] Furfur
    A place for adults.
[11:59] Jazz
    For adults?!
[12:00] Furfur
    But let's talk first.
[12:03] Furfur
    Don't you worry!
[12:04] Furfur
    I have a very adult plan to
    help you rise up the ranks!
[12:09] Jazz
    Adult?
[12:10] Schneider
    The imagination has infinite potential.
[12:12] Furfur
    Are you listening?
[12:22] Vepar
    I'm sorry... I am Vepar.
[12:25] Vepar
    I will be your instructor—
[12:29] Goemon
    Er... Are you all right?
[12:32] Picero
    I'm really tired.
[12:34] Vepar
    I'm sorry!
[12:37] Vepar
    Young people are scary...
[12:39] Vepar
    But I have to do my best!
[12:40] Vepar
    Yes, I can do this. I can do it if I try!
[12:45] Goemon
    She is quite unique.
[12:47] Picero
    Can you even give lessons like that?
[12:49] Vepar
    Y-Yes, I can!
[12:53] Vepar
    I-I'm...
[12:55] Vepar
    clumsy and a crybaby.
[12:58] Vepar
    But...
[13:05] Vepar
    But there are things only
    crybabies can do, too!
[13:16] Vepar
    Are you willing to listen to my plan?
[13:24] Picero
    Wha—
[13:26] Keroli
    Wha... Wh-Wh-What
    are you doing in this studio?
[13:34] Mr. Hat
    What am I doing here?
    Why, it's time for your lesson.
[13:38] Mr. Hat
    G. Camui has gone home to change.
[13:41] Keroli
    G?
[13:42] Mr. Hat
    It stands for "Gentleman," Lady Keroli.
[13:47] Mr. Hat
    I have not informed G. Camui
    that you are a dem-dol.
[13:53] Keroli
    P-Please leave! I'm very bus—
[13:55] Mr. Hat
    M. Manager Maru has already agreed to this.
[14:00] Mr. Hat
    This training will allow you
    to grow as a dem-dol, as well.
[14:09] Mr. Hat
    Now, L. Keroli, have a seat.
[14:12] Mr. Hat
    That is the form you should
    take to listen to my plan.
[14:19] Raim
    Raise your femininity, raise your rank.
[14:22] Raim
    Under my wing, you two baby-chans
    will become exquisite lady demons.
[14:29] Raim
    But women must be ruthless.
[14:32] Raim
    This training will be cool
    and extremely difficult.
[14:35] Raim
    So...
[14:37] Raim
    Are you still willing to enact the plan that'll
    transform you into the ultimate demonesses?
[14:42] Clara And Elizabetta
    Teach us everything you know!
[14:50] Balam
    Down for the count already?
[14:54] Balam
    With the strength you two have,
    you should be able to stand up.
[14:58] Balam
    Today's only the first day,
    and you're still full of energy,
[15:01] Balam
    so you'll have to meet your quotas.
[15:06] Balam
    Each of us tutors has a unique plan
[15:09] Balam
    for each of you, to help you
    awaken your true powers.
[15:12] Balam
    As for me...
[15:13] Furfur
    As for me...
[15:14] Vepar
    As for me...
[15:15] Raim
    As for me...
[15:16] Mr. Hat
    As for me...
[15:17] Balam; Furfur; Vepar; Raim; Mr. Hat
    ...among all of the first-years at Babyls...
[15:22] Furfur
    ...I will make you the craftiest
    first-years who'll never lose.
[15:26] Vepar
    ...I will make you the first-years
    with the most advanced bloodline abilities.
[15:30] Balam
    ...I will make you the most
    powerful first-year fighters.
[15:33] Sign
    ...I will make you the most
    skilled first-year summoners.
[15:37] Raim
    ...I will make you the most
    charming and sexy first-years.
[15:41] Balam; Furfur; Vepar; Raim; Mr. Hat
    That is why I am here.
[15:43] Robin
    Yes, and...
[15:46] Robin
    The rank-advancement plan
    I've come up with for you two is...
[15:50] Robin
    It is...
[15:54] Robin
    ...all about fighting spirit!
[15:56] Robin
    All together now!
[15:58] Robin; Iruma; Lead
    Yah! Yah!
[16:01] Robin
    Louder now!
[16:03] Robin; Iruma; Lead
    Yah!
[16:04] Robin
    Very good!
[16:06] Iruma; Lead
    I have my doubts...
[16:09] Lead
    I'm not sure why, but even though we
    haven't seen everyone else's training,
[16:13] Robin
    This is so much fun!
[16:13] Lead
    I feel like we're way behind...
[16:16] Iruma
    Yeah.
[16:16] Robin
    Let's hurry! Don't forget
    that fighting spirit!
[16:19] Iruma
    Er, Robin-sensei... Please wait!
[16:29] Ameri
    During end-of-terminus,
    I went on a date with Iruma,
[16:33] Ameri
    and it was so much fun.
[16:35] Ameri
    I'm sure Iruma also
    somewhat enjoyed himself...
[16:40] Ameri
    Or so I hope.
[16:43] Ameri
    That's why, when the new term started,
[16:46] Ameri
    I was planning to a-assertively
    interact with Iruma more, but...
[16:56] Ameri
    He's become so popular because
    of his heroism at Walter Park.
[17:02] Ameri
    N-No!
[17:03] Ameri
    Iruma becoming popular is a good thing.
[17:05] Ameri
    It's good, but...
[17:17] Iruma
    I'm sorry, Ameri-san.
[17:20] Iruma
    I have to train for the
    Harvest Festival now,
[17:23] Iruma
    so I don't think I'll be able to go
    to our reading sessions for a while.
[17:27] Iruma
    I'm so sorry!
[17:30] Ameri
    I think this happened in
    First Love Memories, too.
[17:33] Kakeru
    I have to go now.
[17:36] Rin
    I guess we won't see each other for a while.
[17:39] Kakeru
    This is a really important time for me.
[17:41] Kakeru
    Even if we can't see each other,
    make sure you wash your gi.
SIGN    Giggle
SIGN    Flip
[17:45] Rin
    I will!
[17:46] Rin
    Even if we're far apart,
    our hearts are together.
[17:51] Kakeru
    I feel the same way!
[17:56] Ameri
    That was a wonderful scene, too.
[17:59] Ameri
    Though I didn't really
    understand that poem...
[18:04] Ameri
    But in order to allow Kakeru to grow,
[18:06] Ameri
    Rin agrees to their short farewell.
[18:13] Ameri
    The Harvest Festival is
    a very important event.
[18:15] Ameri
    Do your best, Iruma.
[18:19] Robin
    Hurry, hurry!
[18:21] Iruma
    Okay!
[18:21] Lead
    Why are we in such a hurry?
[18:23] Robin
    Nee-chan is waiting! We have to hurry!
[18:26] Iruma; Lead
    Nee-chan?!
[18:29] Robin
    I was a little uneasy about the
    thought of having to train you two,
[18:32] Robin
    so I called up one of my relatives to help.
[18:35] Robin
    She's really amazing!
[18:37] Robin
    I mean, she's super strong
    and super reliable—
[18:42] Iruma And Lead
    What?!
[18:44] Iruma
    Robin-sensei?!
[18:48] Bachiko
    For crying out loud...
[18:49] Bachiko
    How long were you bastards
    gonna make me wait?
[18:52] Bachiko
    Looks like you need to work
    on that fighting spirit!
[18:54] Bachiko
    Well?!
[19:08] Bachiko
    I can't believe you had the nerve...
[19:11] Bachiko
    to make me wait five minutes.
[19:14] Bachiko
    Man, talk about a total bummer.
[19:18] Bachiko
    Just so you know...
[19:20] Bachiko
    I only came here because
    Sullivan-sama asked me to.
[19:23] Bachiko
    I haven't agreed to be your mentor.
[19:27] Iruma
    Grandpa asked her to be here?
[19:28] Lead
    Doesn't that mean she's really amazing?!
[19:31] Bachiko
    Honestly, I can't wait to go home right now.
[19:34] Iruma And Lead
    No way!
[19:35] Iruma
    Please wait!
[19:36] Lead
    We can't rely on Robin-sensei alone!
[19:38] Bachiko
    Man, they clearly don't trust you, Robi.
[19:41] Robin
    The Royal One is so cool...
[19:44] Bachiko
    Though I can't say I blame 'em.
[19:46] Bachiko
    So, hey...
[19:48] Bachiko
    If you want me to be your mentor,
    you're gonna have to treat me like one.
[19:55] Bachiko
    Make me feel like I'm a mentor.
[20:03] Bachiko
    You're too damn slow. Get them legs movin'.
[20:06] Bachiko
    Come on. Right, left.
    Right, left. Right, left...
[20:09] Dosanko
    Oh? I wonder what that's all about.
[20:11] Azuki
    A festival?
[20:12] Eiko
    Blink, blink! Blink, blink!
[20:14] Gaako
    What animal are you supposed to be?
[20:16] Eiko
    A wearable evil-lens camera!
[20:21] Bachiko
    Now, head to the garden out back!
[20:23] Bachiko
    Oh, and go buy me a drink...
    and some sweets!
[20:25] Bachiko
    Damn it! Not this!
[20:28] Bachiko
    I said Ultra Sweet! Go buy another one!
[20:31] Iruma And Lead
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[20:33] Bachiko
    Seriously...
[20:35] Bachiko
    This wall's not cute.
[20:37] Bachiko
    Okay, let's repaint it!
[20:39] Iruma And Lead
    What?!
[20:44] Random Teachers A And B
    Hey!
[20:46] Iruma And Lead
    We're sorry!
[20:49] Lead
    Man, we got whipped into shape...
[20:51] Bachiko
    Jeez, you guys are weak.
[20:55] Lead
    Um... Do you feel like a mentor now?
[20:58] Bachiko
    Nah, not yet.
[21:00] Bachiko
    I think I need to get hyped up more
    by looking at something cute.
[21:04] Iruma And Lead
    Something cute?
[21:08] Bg Female Voices
    So cute!
[21:10] Bachiko
    Iruminati.
[21:11] Iruma
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[21:12] Bachiko
    Lindy.
[21:13] Lead
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[21:16] Bachiko
    Well, look at you two.
    You turned out surprisingly cute.
[21:19] Bachiko
    Don't you think so, Iruminati-chan?
[21:21] Bachiko
    Okay, put this on, too.
[21:23] Iruma
    Huh?!
[21:24] Bachiko
    You, too, Lindy-chan.
[21:26] Iruma
    We have to do that, too?!
[21:27] Lead
    Have mercy!
[21:28] Bachiko
    Quit strugglin'!
[21:33] Bachiko
    Looks great on you two.
[21:38] Bachiko
    So cute!
[21:39] Bachiko
    Now you're starting to match this room!
[21:42] Narrator
    Bachiko ended up training Iruma
    and Lead per Sullivan's request.
[21:48] Narrator
    Just what kind of training will
    come of dressing them as maids?
[21:54] Narrator
    To be continued!
[23:31] Clara
    Su-Ki-Ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:36] Lead
    I'm really wearing this? Seriously?!
[23:40] Lead
    It's so complicated, I don't
    understand it at all!
[23:43] Lead
    This is too confusing,
    don't you think, Iruma-kun?
[23:46] Iruma
    Whoosh! Whoosh-whoosh!
[23:49] Iruma
    W-Wait! Um...
[23:49] Lead
    Stare...
[23:51] Iruma
    Grandpa gives me so many clothes!
[23:53] Lead
    Stare...
[23:54] Iruma
    I'm used to wearing complicated clothes, too!
[23:56] Lead
    Stare...
[23:56] Iruma
    Um, Lead-kun? Lead-kun?!
[23:58] Lead
    Stare...
[23:59] Iruma
    What's with that look?!
[23:59] Ameri
    Something frilly and fluffy again?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Iruma
    If everyone in the Misfit Class
    doesn't advance to Dalet rank,
[24:06] Iruma
    we'll be kicked out of the Royal One.
[24:09] Iruma
    Let's all train really hard, guys.
[24:11] Iruma
    Okay, Master Bachiko. Where should we start?
[24:14] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:16] Iruma
    "Master Bachiko."
[24:17] Iruma
    Huh? You want to eat homemade sweets?
[24:20] Iruma
    Huh? Give you a massage?
[24:22] Iruma
    I don't know exactly how that'll help,
[24:24] Iruma
    but this must be the first step to
    becoming Dalet rank, right, Master?

E2 - Master Bachiko

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[00:04] Narrator
    The rank-advancement exam:
[00:06] Narrator
    a special event held by the school
    to determine the students' ranks.
[00:12] Narrator
    It is the duty of all the students
    of the demon school Babyls
[00:16] Narrator
    to advance their ranks through this exam.
[00:18] Narrator
    The first-years get seven chances
    to raise their ranks:
[00:22] Narrator
    the summoning ritual, the flying race,
[00:25] Narrator
    execution cannonball, the Battler Party,
[00:29] Narrator
    the end-of-terminus exams,
    and in addition to these...
[00:32] Narrator
    the first-years' final battle,
    the Harvest Festival,
[00:36] Narrator
    and the last chance for them to show
    off their appeal, the Music Festival.
[00:40] Narrator
    In these two events where
    the students shine the most,
[00:43] Narrator
    the Misfit Class students will strive
    to climb to the rank of Dalet.
[00:48] Narrator
    If they don't all reach this rank...
[00:51] (Flashback) Scroll
    If you fail this order, you will immediately
     be ejected from the Royal One!
[00:56] Narrator
    In order to get through this trial,
[00:59] Narrator
    the students of the Misfit Class
    began training with tutors.
SIGN    Master Bachiko
[02:36] Iruma; Clara; Asmodeus
    "Master Bachiko."
[02:44] Robin
    No entry!
SIGN    Guest Staff Room
[02:47] Lead
    Sniffle, sniffle, sniffle...
[02:50] Lead
    I can't believe she's working me to the bone
    while I'm wearing this frilly, fluffy outfit.
[02:55] Iruma
    N-Now, now...
[02:57] Iruma
    Don't worry about it.
    Let's do our best, Lead-kun.
[02:59] Lead
    Iruma-kun, you really do seem used to this.
[03:02] Iruma
    Huh?!
[03:03] Iruma
    Frilly and fluffy.
[03:05] Iruma
    Th-That's not true...
[03:07] Lead
    Really?
[03:08] Iruma
    Y-Yes, really.
[03:09] Bachiko
    Hey, Iruminati-chan and Lindy-chan.
[03:13] Bachiko
    Quit yer yappin' and get to workin'.
[03:16] Iruma
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[03:17] Lead
    Lindy-chan? Me?!
[03:20] Bachiko
    Next, I think I'd like to eat some homemade
    sweets made by my precious little minions.
[03:25] Bachiko
    I'll get all the ingredients ready for you,
    so snap to it and chop chop.
[03:29] Iruma
    Snap to it and...
[03:31] Lead
    ...chop chop?
[03:33] Iruma
    Snap to it and...
[03:35] Lead
    ...chop chop?!
[03:42] Narrator
    The Fruity Ground Dragon.
SIGN    Fruity Ground Dragon
[03:44] Sullivan
    The strawberries growing on its head
    are super sweet and delicious!
[03:54] Iruma
    W-We somehow got them...
[03:57] Iruma And Lead
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[03:59] Bachiko
    Hey, took you long enough.
[04:01] Bachiko
    So long that I now feel
    like eating meat instead.
[04:05] Bachiko
    Burp.
[04:06] Bachiko
    I don't need those anymore.
[04:10] Bachiko
    Anyway, you two can go home now.
[04:13] Bachiko
    Man, I'm stuffed.
[04:16] Little Maid Demon
    Training!
[04:19] Opera
    Welcome home, Iruma-sama.
[04:21] Iruma
    Hey, thanks.
[04:23] Sullivan
    Welcome home, Iruma-kun!
[04:25] Sullivan
    Did you have another fun day?
[04:27] Iruma
    Yup.
[04:29] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You fools! I told you
    I wanted Ultra Sweet today!
SIGN    Super Sweet
[04:33] Narrator
    Super Sweet is not Ultra Sweet.
[04:36] Opera
    Welcome home, Iruma-sama.
[04:38] Iruma
    Oh. Hey, thanks.
[04:41] Sullivan
    Welcome home, Iruma-kun!
[04:43] Sullivan
    I've been waiting all day for you!
[04:46] Iruma
    Yup.
[04:54] Bachiko
    You gotta do it harder,
    or it's not gonna do any good!
[04:56] Iruma And Lead
    S-Sorry.
[04:58] Bachiko
    For cryin' out loud...
[05:00] Clock
    Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
[05:02] Bachiko
    Oh, look at the time.
[05:05] Bachiko
    Okay, you guys can go home now.
[05:07] Lead
    "You guys can go home," my ass!
[05:10] Lead
    Day in, day out, she's just
    making selfish demands!
[05:12] Lead
    This has nothing to do
    with advancing our ranks!
[05:15] Lead
    We're just errand boys! I'm done with this!
[05:19] Lead
    I'll still be worried, but I'm gonna
    ask Robin-sensei to tutor me.
[05:24] Lead
    You should come with me, Iruma-kun. Yeah?
[05:26] Iruma
    Um... I'm okay here for a bit longer.
[05:29] Lead
    What? Why, though?
[05:30] Iruma
    Well... I'm used to things being unfair.
[05:35] Iruma
    And I think maybe Master Bachiko
    has some kind of plan,
[05:40] Iruma
    so I think I'll be okay
    with her a little longer.
[05:44] Lead
    That can't be good for your health.
[05:46] Iruma
    Nah, I'll be fine!
[05:50] Lead
    In that case, I'm gonna head
    over to Robin-sensei.
[05:53] Lead
    You should come, too,
    when you feel like it.
[05:55] Iruma
    Sure, thanks!
[06:12] Bachiko
    Hey.
[06:13] Iruma
    Master! I'm sorry! I'll get these
    up to dry immediately!
[06:16] Bachiko
    To be honest, I'm surprised.
[06:19] Bachiko
    It's quite impressive.
[06:21] Bachiko
    No one's lasted this long
    dealing with my orders.
[06:26] Bachiko
    That willpower you possess when
     it comes to helping others out...
[06:30] Bachiko
    Your drive to take action...
[06:33] Bachiko
    You know, you're really...
[06:37] Bachiko
    the biggest moron I've ever met.
[06:53] Opera
    Welcome home, Iruma-sama.
[06:56] Iruma
    Mm.
[06:58] Opera
    Iruma-sama?
[06:59] Sullivan
    Welcome home, Iruma-kun! Let's eat!
[07:03] Sullivan
    Make sure you have plenty to eat, Iruma-kun!
[07:04] Opera
    Your Hell Grey tea.
[07:05] Sullivan
    And eat tomorrow's dinner's
    worth in the morning.
[07:08] Sullivan
    And tomorrow night, eat the
    next day's breakfast's worth.
[07:11] Sullivan
    And two mornings from now...
[07:19] Iruma
    Huh? That's strange.
[07:21] Bachiko
    You idiot! Dumbass! Moron!
    Pfft, you're too slow!
[07:22] Iruma
    Master's face just won't leave my mind.
[07:26] Iruma
    My chest feels really tight, and it feels
    like there's something in my throat.
[07:31] Iruma
    For some reason, I feel...
[07:34] (Flashback) Bachiko
    ...the biggest moron I've ever met.
[07:37] Iruma
    I feel...
[07:39] Iruma
    insanely frustrated!
[07:42] Iruma
    I'm so insanely frustrated...
[07:45] Iruma
    that I can't sleep!
[07:49] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! How glorious
    it is to have you call me!
[07:52] Asmodeus
    Is something the matter?
[07:54] Iruma
    S-Sorry for calling so late.
[07:56] Asmodeus
    Oh, it's perfectly fine!
[07:58] Asmodeus
    I'm still in the middle of training.
[08:00] Iruma
    Wait, this late?!
[08:02] Asmodeus
    It's an assignment from Balam-sensei,
    and it's an impossible amount of work...
[08:09] Asmodeus
    So I feel... incredibly motivated!
[08:13] Iruma
    I-I see.
[08:15] Iruma
    Sorry to bother you, Azz-kun.
[08:17] Iruma
    Do your best.
[08:18] Asmodeus
    Thank you! I shall!
[08:22] Asmoedus
    I want to show you how much
    I've grown as soon as possible!
[08:24] Asmodeus
    Please feel free to contact me
    at any time! Goodnight!
[08:30] Clara
    The girls' meeting is starting now.
[08:33] Iruma
    Girls' meeting?
[08:35] Iruma
    I guess Clara's training this late, too.
[08:39] Iruma
    I see.
[08:41] Iruma
    Everyone's working hard.
[08:44] Iruma
    I can't just let her call me
    a moron like that.
[08:49] Iruma
    Which means I need to...
[08:52] Monster Bird
    Moron, moron.
[08:54] Iruma
    I won't just be a moron
    who only does what he's told.
[09:02] Bachiko
    Huh?
[09:04] Iruma
    I will willingly...
[09:06] Iruma
    become the most perfect errand boy!
[09:09] Iruma
    It is an honor to serve you!
[09:11] Iruma
    Now, Master! Have some tea!
[09:12] Bachiko
    How did you come to this conclusion?
[09:14] Iruma
    Wait, you're laughing?
[09:18] Narrator
    Will this perfect errand boy be
    able to reach the Dalet rank?
SIGN    Sure
[09:33] Chime Monster
    After school...
[09:37] Kalego
    This concludes our lessons for the day.
[09:40] Kalego
    Make sure you don't forget your
    homework for each class.
[09:44] Kalego
    Now, all of you, head to your training.
[09:48] Kalego
    You do understand, don't you?
[09:49] Kalego
    If you do not advance to Dalet,
    you will be thrown out of the Royal One.
[09:53] Kalego
    Enjoy your struggles.
SIGN    These are statements from the actual parties involved.
[10:08] Narrator
    These are statements from
    the actual parties involved.
[10:13] Lead
    Come on, let's be honest here.
[10:16] Lead
    I know we're all curious.
[10:18] Lead
    It's been two weeks since
    we met these tutors.
[10:21] Lead
    Just what kind of horrifying training
    has everyone else been going through?
SIGN    The Horror!!
SIGN    Truly Horrifying Training
SIGN    That Actually Happened!!
[10:29] Lead
    Let's start...
[10:30] Lead
    with the two who are dripping wet!
[10:32] Goemon
    Thank you for noticing!
[10:35] Goemon
    It's truly horrifying
    just thinking back on it.
[10:40] Goemon
    Master Vepar said that she wants
    to strengthen our bloodline abilities...
[10:51] (Flashback) Vepar
    Your bloodline abilities are truly powerful,
[10:54] (Flashback) Vepar
    but that's only on the surface.
[10:57] (Flashback) Vepar
    Making you unable to use
    your bloodline abilities
[10:59] (Flashback) Vepar
    and then making you get them back...
[11:02] (Flashback) Vepar
    That is the training I've thought of.
[11:05] (Flashback) Vepar
    And that's why...
[11:06] (Flashback) Vepar
    you'll be spending some time underwater.
[11:13] Lead
    Wait, that's just torture!
[11:16] Goemon
    And that's why Agares-dono has been
    sleeping constantly when not training.
[11:21] Iruma
    Yikes! But he's always asleep!
[11:23] Goemon
    Day after day, we're spending
    our time in the water.
[11:32] Lead
    I'm sorta in the same boat.
[11:35] Lead
    Robin-sensei asked me to
     bring him my favorite things,
[11:38] Lead
    so I brought him all of my games and...
[11:41] (Flashback) Robin
    Okay, let's beat them all in six days.
[11:49] (Flashback) Lead
    Huh?
[11:49] (Flashback) Robin
    This is training to
    increase your concentration!
[11:52] (Flashback) Robin
    You'll be playing the ones
    you've already beaten, too.
[11:54] (Flashback) Lead
    I mean... I do like video games...
[11:56] (Flashback) Robin
    I'll be playing, too.
[11:58] (Flashback) Lead
    Let's take a break.
[12:00] (Flashback) Robin
    Not yet. Put your back into it!
[12:02] (Flashback) Lead
    Um, it's morning...
[12:04] (Flashback) Robin
    Okay, we can continue tomorrow.
[12:06] (Flashback) Robin
    Make sure you go to your usual classes.
[12:09] (Flashback) Robin
    Bye now!
[12:11] Lead
    You're friggin' bugging out my brain!
[12:13] Lead
    And "tomorrow" isn't tomorrow
    anymore when it's morning already!
[12:16] Iruma
    Oh...
[12:17] Asmodeus
    But that's your training, isn't it?
[12:18] Lead
    There's gotta be limits!
[12:19] Lead
    I can't be out until the sun rises every night!
[12:21] Lead
    Ugh!
[12:26] Sabro
    We haven't even gone home yet.
[12:30] Lead
    Huh?
[12:31] Sabro
    We can't go home until we get one hit in.
[12:41] (Flashback) Balam
    You've still got a ways to go.
[12:44] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    You're mine!
[12:50] (Flashback) Sabro
    Curses...
[12:51] (Flashback) Balam
    You're completely obvious.
[12:55] Asmodeus
    He does actually retaliate,
    so we've been getting roughed up.
[12:58] Sabro
    We're constantly training other
    than when we're in our classes.
[13:01] Lead
    Simple yet terrifying...
[13:05] Iruma
    Um, speaking of not being
    able to go home, two of us...
[13:09] Goemon
    Jazz-dono and Allocer-dono are not here.
[13:11] Lead
    Yeah, about that...
[13:14] Lead
    I sent a message asking
    how training's going.
SIGN    He took us somewhere amazing!
    Sergeant Furfur seems like
     such an awesome adult!
[13:17] Lead
    At first, it sounded like
    they were having fun.
[13:20] Iruma
    "He took us somewhere amazing!
[13:23] Iruma
    Sergeant Furfur seems like
    such an awesome adult!"
SIGN    Huh...? Uh... Hm?
    Something's going on...
[13:27] Lead
    But the messages gradually
    got shorter and shorter...
[13:29] Iruma
    "Huh? Uh... Hm? Something's going on."
SIGN    Lead, could you come over here?
[13:33] Iruma
    "Lead, could you come over here?"
[13:37] Lead
    The last reply I got was...
SIGN    CRAP
SIGN    HELP U—
[13:49] Lead
    Okay, next.
[13:52] Goemon
    Oh, how about you two,
    Clara-dono and Eliza-dono?!
[13:58] Iruma
    Um... What are those poses?
[14:00] Iruma
    I did see you guys doing
    those in class, but...
[14:02] Clara
    We're practicing making
    you keep your eyes on us!
[14:10] (Flashback) Raim
    The important thing is
    to control their eyes.
[14:15] (Flashback) Raim
    Women improve the more they're looked at.
[14:19] Clara
    And that's why
[14:20] Clara
    we must always strike beautiful poses!
[14:23] Clara
    Yes!
[14:24] Clara
    It is extremely brutal!
[14:28] Lead
    So, what happened to you?
[14:31] Camui
    Allow me to explain in her stead.
[14:33] Camui
    As summoners, we were
     told it'd be best to be in
[14:36] Camui
    the same environment as the
    beasts we communicate with.
[14:40] (Flashback) Keroli
    No! It stinks! It's gross! Let me out!
[14:47] Keroli
    Spending the whole day in
    a cage with a wild beast...
[14:52] Keroli
    It was just so filthy.
[14:54] Camui
    Truly!
[14:56] Camui
    I want to get closer to Lady Keroli!
[14:58] Camui
    Not some smelly beast!
    So why was I put in a different cage?!
[15:01] Asmodeus
    You never change, do you?
[15:04] Asmodeus
    Now, you're the only one left, Iruma-sama!
[15:07] Asmodeus
    What kind of training have you been doing?!
[15:10] Clara
    Waterfall meditation,
    waterfall meditation?!
[15:11] Clara
    Waterstand meditation,
     waterjump meditation?!
[15:13] Iruma
    Well, I...
[15:18] Iruma
    First, I have to boil water.
[15:24] Iruma
    And then...
[15:26] Iruma
    I prepare my master's breakfast and tea...
[15:26] Bachiko
    Not bad.
[15:27] Iruma
    Yes, ma'am!
[15:29] Iruma
    Then, sometimes, I go
    clothes shopping with her...
[15:30] Iruma Bg
    How about this one?
[15:31] Bachiko
    Not bad.
[15:33] Iruma
    Then we have a discussion over sweets.
[15:34] Iruma Bg
    Hm... That's very deep.
[15:35] Bachiko
    Right?
[15:37] Iruma
    I dry her futons,
[15:39] Iruma
    do her laundry, draw her bath,
[15:41] Iruma
    prepare her dinner, and then go home.
[15:43] Iruma
    That's basically how my
    training's been going every day!
[15:45] Elizabetta; Goemon; Lead; Camui; Keroli
    That's not training.
[15:47] Iruma
    Wait, what?
[15:48] Iruma
    B-But Master is slowly
    starting to acknowledge me...
[15:51] Keroli
    You're basically her servant.
[15:53] Iruma
    She can just say "this" or "that,"
    and I can understand what she wants.
[15:57] Clara
    Oh, Iruma-chi is being bullied...
[16:00] Asmodeus
    Are you all right?! Should
    I report this to Lord Kalego?!
[16:05] Lead
    I guess we've all got it rough.
[16:07] Goemon
    There is no end in sight right now.
[16:09] Keroli
    Maybe they're just messing with us...
[16:11] Elizabetta
    I just want to relax.
[16:13] Sabro
    I would like to sleep.
[16:15] Lead
    We still don't even know
    the point of this training.
[16:17] Camui
    Truly, I am quite done with this.
[16:21] Tutors Other Than Bachiko
    Assemble!
[16:23] Students Other Than Iruma
    Roger!
[16:27] Asmodeus
    What? Are all of you going?
[16:29] Keroli
    Well...
[16:30] Lead
    I really don't wanna get kicked out.
[16:33] Lead
    Not to mention,
[16:34] Lead
    the last thing I wanna do is lose
    to adults being so unreasonable.
[16:37] Lead
    We are the Misfit Class, after all.
[16:41] Iruma
    Everyone...
[16:42] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[16:46] Clara
    Fall for me!
[16:53] Iruma
    Everyone's serious about
    reaching Dalet rank.
[16:57] Iruma
    I need to train hard, too,
[17:00] Iruma
    so that all of us can protect the Royal One.
[17:06] Bachiko
    Damn it, he's late.
[17:08] Bachiko
    It's long past sweets time.
[17:10] Bachiko
    Is he still in class?
[17:12] Sullivan
    Aw, I've spotted a Bachiko-chan!
[17:17] Sullivan
    It's been a while! You really did come!
[17:20] Sullivan
    Have you been well?
[17:26] Bachiko
    Y-Yes...
[17:28] Sullivan
    I see.
[17:29] Sullivan
    Thank you for responding
    to such an abrupt summons.
[17:32] Bachiko
    Oh, it's nothing.
[17:34] Sullivan
    Well, you are quite strong. I'm very happy.
[17:38] Bachiko
    A-Anything for you, Sullivan-sama.
[17:41] Sullivan
    It seems like you're getting
    along well with Iruma-kun, too.
[17:45] Sullivan
    I hope you'll continue helping
    Iruma-kun with his training.
[17:55] Iruma
    Oh, it's from Master Bachiko.
[17:57] Iruma
    Let's see...
[17:58] Iruma
    Food shopping, laundry, and...
[18:01] Iruma
    creating a new weapon?
[18:04] Iruma
    A new weapon?
[18:05] Bachiko
    Yup!
[18:06] Bachiko
    We'll be making one for your training.
[18:08] Iruma
    Master?!
[18:09] Bachiko
    A brand new weapon for you.
[18:15] Iruma
    A weapon...
SIGN    Babyls Highlands Point 13
[18:20] Bachiko
    Alrighty then. We're gonna start training.
[18:23] Iruma
    Um...
[18:25] Iruma
    What do you mean by "Alrighty then"?
[18:31] Bachiko
    I was enjoying the good life so much
    that I forgot about your training.
[18:35] Bachiko
    My bad.
[18:36] Iruma
    You forgot?!
[18:38] Iruma
    Um...
[18:39] Iruma
    I thought running errands
    for you was my training...
[18:42] Bachiko
    Huh?
[18:43] Bachiko
    How the hell would that be training?
    You were just my errand boy.
[18:46] Iruma
    That was really blunt!
[18:48] Iruma
    So it wasn't training?
[18:50] Bachiko
    Upsy-daisy.
[18:51] Bachiko
    Though, to be perfectly honest,
    there's really no point in training.
[18:54] Iruma
    Huh?!
[18:58] Bachiko
    Don't come over here.
[19:01] Bachiko
    There's only one thing I can teach you.
[19:05] Bachiko
    You heard that I'm related to Robi, right?
[19:09] Bachiko
    Robi's from a branch family,
    and I'm from the main family.
[19:12] Bachiko
    We pretty much have the same abilities.
[19:18] Bachiko
    My partner in crime is this uber,
    super, duper cute...
[19:24] Bachiko
    baby.
[19:26] Bachiko
    The Winged Devourer of Despair,
    Undead Archer Barbatos Bachiko.
SIGN    The Winged Devourer of Despair (Undead Archer) Barbatos Bachiko
[19:31] Bachiko
    Hundred Bullseyes!
[19:37] Bachiko
    Gotcha.
SIGN    Hundred
SIGN    Bullseyes
[19:57] Bachiko
    So, with the Barbatos family
    bloodline ability, Hundred Bullseyes,
[20:01] Bachiko
    as long as you can keep concentrating,
[20:03] Bachiko
    you can continue shooting arrows
    that will hit their targets without fail.
[20:07] Bachiko
    It's the evolved version of Robi's Bullseye Shot,
    which he can only use once a day.
[20:14] Bachiko
    The only ones who can actually
    hit the mark 100% of the time
[20:18] Bachiko
    are me, the chief, and the president.
[20:21] Iruma
    The chief and the president?
[20:24] Bachiko
    President Barbatos is one of
[20:26] Bachiko
    the Three Heroes of the Great War in
    Demon Valley, along with Furfur and Vepar.
[20:31] Iruma
    Heroes?
[20:33] Bachiko
    I've had plenty of demons come
    to me to learn how to shoot
[20:36] Bahciko
    because they admire my Hundred Bullseyes.
[20:39] Bachiko
    But demons naturally get bored easily,
    so they lack concentration and patience.
[20:45] Bachiko
    Striking down any enemy, no matter how far,
[20:48] Bachiko
    and helping their allies survive...
[20:50] Bachiko
    People fear this weapon
[20:51] Bachiko
    because a single archer can
    turn the battle around.
[20:54] Bachiko
    If you manage to learn it,
    you'll advance far beyond Dalet, but...
[21:00] Bachiko
    It's impossible.
[21:01] Bachiko
    Demons just ain't cut out to use this.
[21:06] Bachiko
    Uh... What's with that face?
[21:09] Iruma
    Huh?! M-My face?
[21:11] Iruma
    Was there something weird about it?
[21:13] Iruma
    But, um... You were amazingly cool, Master!
[21:16] Iruma
    You were on fire!
[21:18] Iruma
    Are you really going to teach me
    that super cool thing?!
[21:22] Bachiko
    W-Well, if you're willing to try,
    I'll help you out.
[21:26] Bachiko
    Come on, let's go.
[21:27] Iruma
    Huh?
[21:28] Bachiko
    I said we're gonna make your weapon, didn't I?
[21:33] Iruma
    Let's go? But where are we going?
[21:37] Bachiko
    Here.
[21:41] Iruma
    Huh? What?
[21:43] Iruma
    But this is...
[21:46] Bachiko
    This place is famous for making
    all kinds of insane things.
[21:51] Bachiko
    The Magical Apparatus Battler!
[21:53] Iruma
    U-Uh-huh...
[23:26] Clara
    Su-Ki-Ma! Gotcha!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:31] Iruma
    Iruminati!
[23:32] Lead
    Lindy!
[23:34] Iruma And Lead
    The two of us...
[23:35] Iruma And Lead
    are Master Bachiko's personal maids!
[23:38] Iruma
    Iru and Li!
[23:38] Lead
    Li and Iru!
[23:40] Lead
    Iruminati-chan, I'm pretty
    sure my name goes first.
[23:44] Lead
    It should be Li and Iru.
[23:45] Iruma
    Lindy-chan, I should be first.
[23:48] Iruma
    It's Iru and Li.
[23:49] Iruma
    I won't compromise on this.
[23:51] Lead
    Well, neither will I!
[23:53] Iruma
    Fine!
[23:54] Iruma
    Let's just see who happens to be...
[23:58] Iruma And Lead
    ...the better maid!
[24:00] Bachiko
    Who the hell cares?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Lead
    Iruminati-chan sure is working hard.
[24:05] Lead
    Lindy needs to do her best, too!
[24:07] Lead
    No, wait! I need to do my best.
[24:10] Lead
    If everyone other than me
    is able to make it to Dalet,
[24:13] Lead
    I'm sure Robin-sensei will laugh at me.
[24:15] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:18] Iruma
    "Iruma's True Feelings."
[24:19] Lead
    Huh? Iruma-kun? What's that in your hand?
[24:23] Lead
    A new weapon?!
[24:24] Lead
    Oh my gosh! That's so cool!
[24:26] Lead
    You're lovely, Iruminati-chan!

E3 - Iruma's True Feelings

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[00:04] Chime Demon
    After school!
[00:08] Marbas
    Wait!
[00:09] Marbas
    What's with this lineup of tutors?!
[00:11] Marbas
    They're all demons who are super
     famous and, uh... very unique!
[00:15] Momonoki
    Truly, I'm quite impressed.
[00:18] Blushenko
    I'm amazed we managed to get them all.
[00:20] Dali
    I mean...
[00:21] Dali
    I know we're putting a lot
    of hope in the Misfit Class,
[00:25] Dali
    but I think we might be a tad bit harsh.
[00:28] Dali
    You chose the tutors,
    didn't you, Kalego-sensei?
[00:31] Dali
    You're not actually trying to...
[00:34] Dali
    have the school reclaim the Royal One
    by giving them impossible tasks, are you?
[00:37] Dali
    Are you making this personal?
[00:40] Kalego
    Well...
[00:41] Kalego
    I do quite enjoy seeing them suffer.
[00:49] Dali
    Wow... That's dark.
[00:51] Momonoki
    That's part of what makes him so great!
[00:53] Kalego
    However...
[00:55] Kalego
    I simply chose the perfect tutors
    who will whip them into shape,
[01:00] Kalego
    in a dignified manner.
SIGN    Iruma's True Feelings
[02:33] Iruma; Asmodeus; Clara
    "Iruma's True Feelings."
[02:41] Vepar
    You poor things...
[02:44] Goemon
    We can't get out...
[02:46] Picero
    Damn her...
[02:54] Keroli
    How long are you going to keep me in here?!
[02:58] Mr. Hat
    That all depends... on you, my dear.
[03:05] Tv
    You win!
[03:07] Lead
    Damn it!
[03:07] Robin
    Yay! I win again!
[03:11] Lead
    How am I supposed to win against him?
[03:17] Balam
    What's the matter? Are you done already?
[03:19] Asmodeus
    No... Not yet!
[03:22] Sabro
    Not yet!
[03:26] Asmodeus
    Hey, if we continue to fight him separately,
[03:29] Asmodeus
    we're never going to stand a chance.
[03:30] Sabro
    I was just thinking the same thing.
[03:33] Sabro
    Which means...
[03:35] Sabro
    As much as I hate to do this,
    we're going to have to fight together.
[03:39] Asmodeus
    As much as I hate to do it, as well.
[03:41] Balam
    Oho?
[03:43] Raim
    Come on, my baby-chans, sparkle even more.
[03:47] Clara And Elizabetta
    Right!
[03:48] Raim
    More.
[03:49] Clara And Elizabetta
    Right!
[03:50] Raim
    Even more!
[03:51] Clara And Elizabetta
    Right!
[03:55] Bachiko
    Here.
[03:56] Iruma
    Huh? What?
[03:58] Iruma
    But this is...
[04:02] Bachiko
    This place is famous for making
    all kinds of insane things.
[04:08] Bachiko
    The Magical Apparatus Battler!
[04:11] Bachiko
    Your first assignment will be
    to get these crazy guys
[04:14] Bachiko
    to make you your bow,
    which'll be your partner!
[04:17] Iruma
    So, uh...
[04:19] Iruma
    I'm actually a member here.
[04:22] Bachiko
    Wha—
[04:23] Iruma
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[04:24] Bachiko
    What the hell? Why didn't
    you tell me sooner?!
[04:26] Iruma
    I had no idea we were coming here!
[04:28] Iruma
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[04:28] Bachiko
    Now I'm embarrassed for bringing
    you here, acting like a know-it-all!
[04:33] Bachiko
    Wouldn't have thought you'd be a
    member of this crazy bunch, though.
[04:37] Iruma
    Well, it's not too crazy now.
[04:40] Iruma
    It was basically acting as a storage
    space for magical apparatuses,
[04:43] Iruma
    but we've all been working hard to clean it up.
[04:45] Iruma
    Come in.
[04:50] Iruma And Bachiko
    That's crazy!
[04:52] Schenell
    Oho, is that you, Mr. Iruma?!
[04:54] Schenell
    Welcome! Welcome, I say!
[04:57] Schenell
    I'm the unrivaled genius inventor!
[04:59] Schenell
    The reliable senpai in the Magical
    Apparatus Battler whom everyone loves!
[05:02] Schenell
    Eligoth Schenell is alive and well!
[05:10] Schenell (Doll)
    Oh, how rude, Mr. Iruma!
[05:13] Schenell (Doll)
    And after I returned to this
    Battler during end-of-terminus
[05:16] Schenell (Doll)
    and am working hard to get
    it moving forward again!
[05:19] Schenell (Doll)
    You didn't even come to say hi once!
[05:21] Schenell(Doll)
    Harumph! Harumph!
[05:23] Bachiko
    Seriously, I'm amazed you've managed
    to gather all this weird stuff.
[05:28] Schenell
    Well, I am a rather progressive inventor.
[05:31] Bachiko
    Hey, look around already.
[05:35] Bachiko
    You're so shocked that this Battler
    went through a remonsterization?
SIGN    Remonsterization
[05:40] Bachiko
    Come on, don't be so glum.
[05:42] Bachiko
    With all this stuff here, I'm sure
    we'll be able to find your bow's core.
[05:47] Bachiko
    Hmm...
[05:49] Bachiko
    Hmm...
[05:51] Bachiko
    Guess this'll do.
[05:57] Bachiko
    Quartz, Quartz!
[06:04] Bachiko
    I'm able to make magical bows
    due to my bloodline ability,
[06:09] Bachiko
    but normal demons need a core
    to store their mana in.
[06:13] Bachiko
    With wood, you get a wooden bow.
[06:14] Bachiko
    With flowers, you get a flower bow.
[06:16] Bachiko
    With iron, you get an iron bow.
[06:20] Bachiko
    By using Evolve: Quartz, Quartz,
[06:22] Bachiko
    it's basically like we're making the bow
    grow into the shape we want it to.
[06:27] Schenell
    Oho! May I try that, as well?!
[06:31] Schenell
    Quartz, Quartz!
[06:34] Bachiko
    H-He's...
[06:38] Schenell
    My family heirloom!
[06:40] Bachiko
    I mean...
[06:41] Bachiko
    That thing ain't gonna
    function as a bow, but...
[06:43] Schenell
    No smell...
[06:44] Bachiko
    As you can see, Quartz, Quartz
[06:47] Bachiko
    shows us the user's personality.
[06:51] Bachiko
    You need to be compatible
    with your core, too.
[06:54] Bachiko
    So choose wisely.
[06:55] Iruma
    That's easy to say, but...
[06:58] Schenell
    I highly recommend this one!
[07:00] Bachiko
    Shut up. I'll shoot you.
[07:01] Schenell
    No! This is my precious waifu!
[07:05] Iruma
    These are...
[07:09] Schenell
    Those are feathers from the
    guardian of Cutthroat Valley.
[07:12] Iruma
    Huh?!
[07:14] Iruma
    They're from the guardian?
[07:15] Bachiko
    All right, give it a whirl!
[07:18] Iruma
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[07:19] Iruma
    Ifrit mode!
[07:21] Iruma
    Quartz, Quartz!
[07:30] Iruma
    I did it!
[07:31] Iruma
    Did you see that? I made my bo—
[07:33] Bachiko
    Hi-yah.
[07:33] Iruma
    What?!
[07:37] Iruma
    Wh-What was that for?
[07:40] Bachiko
    Don't give me that.
[07:41] Bachiko
    That's some impressive mana,
[07:43] Bachiko
    but you were just copying me with that one.
[07:46] Bachiko
    It didn't fit you at all!
[07:49] Bachiko
    You need to visualize the bow
    that you actually want.
[07:53] Iruma
    The bow that I actually want...
[07:57] Iruma
    A bow that can protect everyone...
[08:00] Iruma
    Quartz, Quartz!
[08:03] Bachiko
    Nope, totally off! Next!
[08:05] Iruma
    Quartz, Quartz!
[08:07] Iruma
    I-It looks so powerful!
[08:10] Bachiko
    Not a chance. Next!
[08:12] Bachiko
    Are you mocking me?
[08:14] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry...
[08:19] Bachiko
    You get one more chance.
[08:21] Iruma
    Huh?
[08:22] Iruma
    But there are still
    plenty of feathers left...
[08:24] Bachiko
    You don't get a second
    chance on the battlefield.
[08:30] Bachiko
    The next school event,
    the Harvest Festival,
[08:34] Bachiko
    is an exam where you'll be
    fighting for your survival.
[08:36] Bachiko
    It's basically a battlefield.
[08:39] Bachiko
    An archer who can't use opportunities
    to their advantage in the battlefield
[08:43] Bachiko
    won't survive.
[08:45] Bachiko
    If you're gonna become an archer,
[08:47] Bachiko
    you have to be able to make
    decisions when it counts!
[08:56] Bachiko
    Anyway...
[08:57] Bachiko
    I'm gonna go shopping.
[08:59] Bachiko
    You...
[09:00] Bachiko
    can concentrate on making
    that bow of yours!
[09:03] Schenell
    Wait, Master! Are you sure about this?
[09:07] Bachiko
    If he's gonna give up,
    the sooner the better.
[09:11] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Yeah! Good!
[09:13] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Give it your all! I know you can do it!
[09:15] (Flashback) Demon A
    Quartz, Quartz!
[09:22] (Flashback) Bachiko
    So close!
[09:26] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Don't sweat it! You'll get it next time!
[09:28] (Flashback) Demon A
    R-Right...
[09:30] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Don't worry! Leave it to me!
[09:32] (Flashback) Bachiko
    I'll be right by your side
    until you get it down!
[09:35] (Flashback) Demon A
    Thank you very much.
[09:59] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You... did it.
[10:02] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You did it! You did it!
[10:03] (Flashback) Demon A
    I-I did it!
[10:06] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You did it! You did it! Way to go!
[10:10] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Listen to this, Robin!
[10:11] (Flashback) Bachiko
    It took a little while,
    but he finally made a great bow!
[10:16] (Flashback) Robin
    Wow, that's great, Nee-chan.
[10:18] (Flashback) Bachiko
    That kid's got talent!
SIGN    I'm going to quit after all. Thanks for everything.
[10:32] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Why...
[10:39] Bachiko
    The next one...
[10:45] Bachiko
    I'm sure the next one will...
[11:06] (Flashback) Robin
    Don't worry, Nee-chan!
[11:08] (Flashback) Robin
    I'm sure there'll eventually be an archer
     like you've never seen before!
[11:12] (Flashback) Bachiko
    There won't be.
[11:16] Bachiko
    That's right.
[11:18] Bachiko
    So what if he survived
    being my errand boy?
[11:21] Bachiko
    So what if he's a little
    different from the others?
[11:25] Bachiko
    I'm never...
[11:27] Bachiko
    getting my hopes up again.
SIGN    Hundred
SIGN    Bullseyes
[11:43] Vepar
    You poor dears...
[11:45] Vepar
    I should let them out...
[11:46] Vepar
    But, oh!
[11:49] Vepar
    I mustn't! This is their training!
[11:52] Vepar
    Oh, but they seem to be suffering so...
[11:55] Vepar
    I knew it. My training is far too extreme.
[11:59] Vepar
    Sniffle...
[12:00] Vepar
    An additional 50 seconds.
[12:01] Vepar
    My family told me, as well...
[12:03] Vepar
    "There's no way you could be a tutor!"
[12:06] Vepar
    Because I don't understand limits!
[12:10] Vepar
    I'm just not cut out to do this.
[12:12] Vepar
    I should cancel this.
[12:17] Vepar
    I'll resign as their tutor—huh?
[12:26] Picero
    Ugh, damn it...
SIGN    Wind Blade
[12:29] Narrator
    Bloodline ability: Wind Blade.
[12:31] Narrator
    He is able to freely control blades of wind.
SIGN    Bed (My Area)
[12:35] Narrator
    Bloodline ability: Bed (My Area).
[12:37] Narrator
    He is able to manipulate the ground
    or any spot he sees as his bed.
[12:43] Goemon
    We were finally able to escape!
[12:44] Picero
    I'm so tired, ugh!
[12:48] Goemon
    But I figured something out!
[12:49] Goemon
    Water and wind actually
    flow quite similarly!
[12:52] Picero
    I was also finally able to recognize
    the water as the ground.
[12:56] Picero
    But come on!
[12:58] Picero
    You need to be clearer
    in your instructions! Jeez!
[13:00] Goemon
    Master! Do we pass now?
[13:04] Vepar
    Wah!
[13:05] Vepar
    You were able to think on your own
    and come up with solutions!
[13:08] Vepar
    Well done!
[13:09] Vepar
    You are truly worthy of being my students!
[13:12] Vepar
    Thank you!
[13:12] Picero
    Hey! That's cold!
[13:13] Goemon
    You're too close!
    You've got snot coming out!
[13:16] Goemon
    Wait! We're gonna drown again!
[13:18] Mr. Hat
    In order to establish proper relations
    with a magical beast, the key is contact.
[13:22] Mr. Hat
    You must hold them in high
    regard and respect them.
[13:26] Mr. Hat
    That is love!
[13:29] Mr. Hat
    If you find creatures filthy
    and smelly and despise them,
[13:32] Mr. Hat
    that is a critical flaw for a summoner.
[13:35] Mr. Hat
    Hence your training...
[13:38] Mr. Hat
    But this sight is truly... inconceivable!
[13:42] Keroli
    Listen well.
[13:44] Keroli
    Don't you dare cross that line.
[13:48] Mr. Hat
    Her spirit and elegance
    won't allow them to argue...
[13:51] Mr. Hat
    She is truly... a lady.
[13:55] Mr. Hat
    Nay!
[13:55] Mr. Hat
    She has the potential to become a queen!
[13:59] Mr. Hat
    And...
[14:00] Mr. Hat
    I see that you are also a
    true gentleman, G. Camui.
[14:05] Camui
    You are quite right, Master.
[14:07] Camui
    Though they are different
    species, they are ladies.
[14:11] Mr. Hat
    Indeed, Divi.
[14:13] Keroli
    Hello?!
[14:14] Keroli
    Could you let me out already?!
[14:17] Tv
    You win!
[14:19] Lead
    Ugh, not again! Damn it!
[14:22] Robin
    I guess I win again.
[14:24] Robin
    You okay?
[14:25] Robin
    Want to take a break and
    check up on Iruma-kun?
[14:28] Lead
    No!
[14:29] Lead
    We're doing best out of five!
     I haven't lost yet!
[14:33] Robin
    He's been playing non-stop,
[14:34] Robin
    so his concentration probably
    won't last much longer.
[14:37] Robin
    Oh, fine.
[14:39] Robin
    I guess I don't mind holding back a tiny bit.
[14:42] Robin
    I read in some book that positive
    reinforcement does wonders.
[14:48] Robin
    Huh?
[14:49] Tv
    You lose!
[14:51] Robin
    Huh? I lost?!
[14:53] Robin
    But I hadn't started holding back!
[14:58] Lead
    Come on, Sensei.
    You can't hold back like that.
[15:01] Robin
    Huh?
[15:03] Robin
    This was on purpose?!
[15:04] Robin
    He lost on purpose at first
    so I'd let my guard down?
[15:07] Robin
    We just need to play these games,
    but he's seriously trying to win?
[15:13] Robin
    His concentration's gone up!
[15:18] Asmodeus
    Here we go, you fool!
[15:20] Sabro
    I know, you moron!
[15:25] Asmodeus
    That was a hit! We got a hit in, didn't we?!
[15:28] Balam
    Um, yes.
[15:28] Sabro
    Then we pass?!
[15:30] Balam
    Yes.
[15:31] Asmodeus And Sabro
    Yes!
[15:34] Balam
    How surprising...
[15:36] Balam
    At first, they were just
    attacking recklessly,
[15:36] Asmodeus
    Not bad.
[15:38] Sabro
    You, as well.
[15:38] Balam
    but their movements improved as soon
    as they started working together.
[15:42] Balam
    I said they only needed to get one hit in,
[15:45] Balam
    but to think I'd receive
    a calculated attack...
[15:47] Balam
    Truly...
[15:49] Balam
    What wonderful students.
[15:53] Raim
    Magnificent!
[15:55] Raim
    You truly are a natural at this!
[16:01] Elizabetta
    Oh, I'm so happy!
[16:03] Raim
    Come, now. Don't let your guard down!
[16:05] Raim
    I guess the only problem left is...
[16:08] Clara
    Ta-da!
[16:10] Raim
    Baby-chan, listen...
[16:14] Raim
    Oh?
[16:15] Raim
    Huh? She's gone?
[16:17] Clara
    I'm right here!
[16:21] Clara
    Did I surprise you?
[16:23] Raim
    Wait, did my heart just skip a beat? Mine?!
[16:27] Clara
    I call it Rolly, Rolly, Into Your Pocket.
[16:29] Elizabetta
    Wow!
[16:31] Clara
    Rolly, rolly, rolly...
[16:31] Raim
    Her purity itself makes
    her sexiness shine through?!
[16:34] Raim
    The element of surprise!
[16:35] Clara
    Ooh, it's all frilly!
[16:37] Elizabetta
    Come, now...
[16:38] Clara
    It's so silky smooth!
[16:38] Raim
    How interesting!
[16:43] Bachiko
    What the heck are you shopping for?
[16:46] Schenell
    Well, I haven't been to the city in ages!
[16:49] Schenell
    You must wrap my waifu much more carefully!
[16:51] Bachiko
    Jeez...
[16:52] Bachiko
    I don't care that he tagged along,
    but man, he's annoying.
[16:57] Bachiko
    I wonder what happened with that kid's bow.
[17:00] Iruma
    It's finished.
SIGN    It's finished~
SIGN    Puny
[17:02] Bachiko
    He doesn't seem to have any desires...
[17:05] Bachiko
    Even if he's able to make one,
    it'll probably be harmless.
[17:09] Bachiko
    He honestly might've just
    given up and gone home.
[17:17] Iruma
    A bow that can protect isn't right, either...
[17:19] Iruma
    And a powerful bow is wrong, too?
[17:21] Iruma
    What's the answer?
[17:24] Iruma
    A winning bow? A macho bow?
[17:26] Iruma
    A charming bow? No!
[17:28] Iruma
    A cute one? No!
[17:33] Iruma
    It's no use...
[17:34] Iruma
    This is too hard. I have no idea.
[17:37] Iruma
    What kind of bow do I really want?
[17:40] Iruma
    Bow... that I want...
[17:43] Iruma
    Desire...
[17:47] Iruma
    A delicious... bow?
[17:49] Ali-San
    Hey, you glutton.
[17:51] Iruma
    Ali-san!
[17:53] Ali-San
    Don't gasp at me like that.
[17:55] Ali-San
    You're thinking way too hard about this.
[17:57] Ali-San
    Soften that stone head of yours.
[18:00] Ali-San
    Ugh, you're so stubborn!
[18:02] Iruma
    Soften...
[18:03] Ali-San
    You do have the choice of
    changing tutors, you know.
[18:06] Ali-San
    No one said you have to use a bow.
[18:11] Iruma
    No! That's just infuriating!
[18:15] Iruma
    This is the first time I've wanted
     to prove someone wrong!
[18:19] (Flashback) Bachiko
    ...the biggest moron I've ever met.
[18:23] Iruma
    Even if I end up her errand boy
    or get yelled at a lot,
[18:26] Iruma
    I don't want to give up.
[18:28] Iruma
    I don't care what she says...
[18:30] Iruma
    But just a simple phrase...
[18:34] Iruma
    I want Master to compliment me!
[18:38] Ali-San
    Jeez, you're hopeless.
[18:40] Ali-San
    In that case,
[18:41] Ali-San
    I guess it's time to show that
    shrimpy master who's boss.
[18:45] Ali-San
    Tell me, Li'l Iru!
[18:46] Ali-San
    What's your most embarrassing desire that
    you never want anyone to learn about?
[18:49] Iruma
    Huh?
[18:50] Iruma
    Embarrassing? Why?!
[18:52] Ali-San
    Listen up, Li'l Iru.
[18:54] Ali-San
    Desires aren't about pretty things
    like being strong or protecting others.
[18:58] Ali-San
    It's all about the true
    feelings that you're hiding!
[19:00] Ali-San
    I know you have them!
[19:01] Iruma
    Huh?
[19:02] Ali-San
    Come on, show me!
[19:03] Iruma
    Huh?!
[19:04] Ali-San
    Go on!
[19:05] Iruma
    But I'm human... and not like the rest of you...
[19:09] Iruma
    But...
[19:10] Iruma
    I want to stay with everyone, so... um...
[19:13] Ali-San
    Huh?!
[19:14] Ali-San
    What was that?! Speak up, son!
[19:17] Iruma
    I want to stay together with everyone
[19:21] Iruma
    and boldly advance to Dalet!
[19:23] Iruma
    That's the kind of hero I want to be!
[19:27] Ali-San
    Man, that's embarrassing!
[19:28] Ali-San
    Okay, now say the words!
[19:29] Iruma
    Quartz, Quartz!
[19:34] Schenell
    We've finally returned to Babyls.
[19:36] Bachiko
    Seriously, though. Your bag reeks.
[19:39] Bachiko
    Those meds or whatever you've got.
[19:40] Bachiko
    Hurry up and toss that stuff somewhere.
[19:43] Schenell
    Okay!
[19:45] Bachiko
    Sheesh. What kind of meds did he even get?
[19:50] Bachiko
    What the...
[19:51] Bachiko
    What's the matter, Creepy Glasses?
[19:53] Schenell
    Iru... Iru... Mr. Iruma...
[19:57] Robin
    Don't worry.
[19:59] Robin
    I'm sure there'll eventually...
[20:06] Robin
    be an archer like you've never seen before!
[20:11] Bachiko
    I'm never...
[20:12] Bachiko
    getting my hopes up again.
[20:15] Bachiko
    I'll never...
[20:19] Narrator
    The truth is, if any of the
    tutors had determined that
[20:21] Narrator
    any of the members of the Misfit Class
    had no potential to advance to Dalet,
[20:25] Narrator
    they would have left immediately.
[20:29] Narrator
    But the students possessed natural talent
    and the element of surprise,
[20:33] Narrator
    and they worked their hardest, so they
    all far surpassed their expectations.
[20:38] Narrator
    The members of the Misfit
    Class were acknowledged.
[20:42] Narrator
    Yes... They had truly been acknowledged.
[20:45] Raim
    Oh, you're just so...
[20:48] Raim
    All of you children are so worth...
[20:50] Mr. Hat
    ...working to the bone.
[20:52] Balam
    I guess we can be a bit stricter.
[20:55] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar; Balam
    Let's keep pushing further and further...
[20:57] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar; Balam
    Further and further.
SIGN    Aaaaah 
SIGN    Eeeeek
SIGN    Gyaah
[20:59] Narrator
    For the next several weeks,
    the members of the Misfit Class...

[21:04] Narrator
    saw what Hell was like.
[21:09] Dali
    Hello!
[21:10] Dali
    Can you believe it? The Harvest
    Festival is finally tomorrow!
[21:13] Dali
    How are the lovely members
    of the Misfit Class doing?
[21:16] Kalego
    How are they, indeed?
[21:18] Dali
    Jeez, you're so cold.
[21:20] Dali
    Aha, that expression...
[21:22] Dali
    He's definitely excited about this.
SIGN    Misfit Class Training Report Training Complete
SIGN    Iruma | Shax Lead
    
    Asmodeus Alice | Sabnock Sabro
    
    Valac Clara | X Elizabetta
    
    Crocell Keroli | Caim Camui
    
    Andro M. Jazz | Allocer Schneider
    
    Garp Goemon | Agares Picero
[21:26] Narrator
    Now, we will see the survival
    of the fittest play out
[21:29] Narrator
    at the Harvest Festival.
[23:03] Clara
    Su-Ki-Ma, indeed!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:07] Narrator
    Ameri has come to see
    how Iruma's training is going.
[23:11] Ameri
    I'm going to give him some encouragement.
[23:13] Ameri
    It's not like I just want to see his face...
[23:15] Ameri
    But as his senpai and winner of each year...
[23:18] Ameri
    I'm just going to give him advice
    for the Harvest Festival!
[23:21] Ameri
    Yes! That is all! Right!
[23:25] Ameri
    Pardon me!
[23:28] Ameri
    Wh-What in the world is this?!
[23:31] Ameri
    D-Don't tell me Iruma made this!
[23:33] Iruma
    Tap, tap, tap... whew.
[23:35] Iruma
    It's my masterpiece!
[23:37] Ameri
    W-Well, if that's the case...
[23:39] Ameri
    B-But, oh, this is so bold!
[23:43] Schenell
    My family heirloom... The Eternal Venus.
[23:46] Schenell
    Sculpted by Eligoth Schenell.
[23:52] Ameri
    Removed.
[23:53] Ameri
    I have determined this was inappropriate
    to have on school grounds.
[23:55] Ameri
    The sculptor should go see
    the student council immediately.
[23:58] Schenell
    My family heirloom!
[24:00] Schenell
    Wh-Why has this tragedy befallen me?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Ameri
    The Harvest Festival finally begins.
[24:05] Ameri
    I wanted to give Iruma advice,
    but to think I couldn't even see him...
[24:09] Ameri
    No, no. This also happened
    in First Love Memories.
[24:11] Ameri
    Kakeru was trapped in a time prison
    and couldn't see Rin for so long!
[24:16] Ameri
    His absence made their hearts grow fonder!
[24:18] Ameri
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:20] Ameri
    "The Signal That the
    Harvest Festival Has Begun."
[24:22] Ameri
    That's right.
[24:22] Ameri
    The Harvest Festival signals the path
    toward me and Iruma's m-m-marriage!
[24:25] Ameri
    What in the world am I saying?!

E4 - The Signal That the Harvest Festival Has Begun

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SIGN    Babyls Highlands Point 13
[00:09] Bachiko
    We did everything we could.
[00:11] Iruma
    Right, Master.
[00:13] Bachiko
    Your gloves aren't loose, right?
[00:16] Iruma
    Right.
[00:17] Bachiko
    You've got all your equipment, right?
[00:19] Bachiko
    And you're feeling okay?
[00:20] Iruma
    Right.
[00:21] Bachiko
    Now, remember, you can only use two arrows.
[00:25] Bachiko
    Only use them when you have no other choice.
[00:27] Iruma
    Right!
[00:30] Bachiko
    All right.
[00:33] Bachiko
    In that case...
[00:36] Bachiko
    Bachi-go!
[00:38] Iruma
    Whoa!
[00:40] Bachiko
    Go knock their socks off!
[00:46] Iruma
    I'm off!
[00:54] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:58] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[01:03] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[01:09] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[01:13] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    The Signal That the Harvest Festival Has Begun
[02:50] Iruma; Asmodeus; Clara
    "The Signal That the Harvest
     Festival Has Begun."
SIGN    Dali-sensei and Suzie-sensei's
SIGN    Enjoy the Harvest Festival!!
[02:56] Dali
    Hello!
[02:57] Dali
    It sure is getting cold out there,
    which means it's time for...
[02:59] Dali
    Hot pot! Don't you think?
[03:01] Suzie
    Yis.
[03:03] Dali
    All the ingredients around this
     time of year are filled with nutrients,
[03:06] Dali
    and you just keep finding
    yourself wanting to eat more.
[03:10] Suzie
    Oh, it's so good!
[03:12] Suzie
    I'd love to feed this to the students, too.
[03:15] Dali
    Hey, great idea!
[03:17] Suzie And Dali
    In that case...
[03:18] Dali
    Let's have them go and get these!
[03:20] Suzie
    On their own!
[03:22] Narrator
    The final practical training event for
    the first-years, the Harvest Festival.
[03:26] Narrator
    In the netherworld, where
    it's survival of the fittest,
[03:28] Narrator
    being able to acquire food
    is the utmost priority.
[03:31] Narrator
    This event brings out the
    hunting instincts in demons,
[03:33] Narrator
    and the way they devour life is beautiful.
[03:37] Dali And Suzie
    Hello!
[03:39] Dali
    It's that time of year once again!
    The Harvest Festival!
[03:43] Suzie
    Yis!
[03:43] Suzie
    I've prepared the field again this year.
[03:47] Dali
    Oho, that's our diabotany instructor for you!
[03:50] Dali
    The mother of all plants!
[03:51] Suzie
    Yis!
[03:53] Suzie
    I've placed a giant jungle behind Babyls.
[03:59] Suzie
    In this battlefield surrounded
    by a fence and vines,
[04:02] Suzie
    you will find swamps, rocks,
    caves, and much more!
[04:06] Dali
    You will all be doing
    this exam on your own.
[04:08] Dali
    Your rank in this event will be decided
[04:10] Dali
    by how many points you accumulate
    from everything you gather!
[04:13] Suzie
    Working together with
    fellow students at times
[04:16] Suzie
    but then tricking them and getting ahead
    of them is the charm of this event!
[04:22] Dali
    Everyone, let your talents
    shine through to victory!
[04:27] Suzie
    Now, then...
SIGN    MENACING
SIGN    MENACING
[04:30] Dali
    First-year rookies!
[04:32] Suzie
    Are you ready?!
SIGN    RUMBLING
SIGN    RUMBLING
[04:35] First-Years
    Yeah!
[04:39] Dali
    They sure are excited.
[04:41] Suzie
    Yis.
[04:42] Suzie
    Winning at the Harvest
    Festival is a huge honor.
[04:50] Suzie
    Last year's winner is our very
    own student council president,
[04:53] Suzie
    Azazel Ameri-san!
[04:56] Suzie
    Our past winners continued to
    advance in rank after winning,
SIGN    Past Winners
SIGN    Past Winners
SIGN    Azazel Ameri
SIGN    Azazel Ameri
[05:00] Suzie
    and became prominent
    figures of the netherworld!
SIGN    Balam Shichiro
SIGN    Balam Shichiro
[05:03] Suzie
    This means the Harvest Festival is the gateway
    to successfully becoming famous demons!
SIGN    Azazel Henri
SIGN    Azazel Henri
[05:07] Suzie
    There are four entrances to glory!
[05:10] Dali
    Make sure you're all hyped up
    to advance those ranks!
[05:14] First-Years
    Yeah!
[05:17] Nick
    Check this out. I bought some armor!
[05:20] Nick
    Now I'm as strong as a hundred demons!
[05:22] Warb
    No...
[05:24] Warb
    According to my data, the first-years
    this year are the cream of the crop.
[05:29] Warb
    They're all formidable foes.
[05:31] Rando
    What?
[05:32] Nick
    Isn't he from the Broadcast Battler?
[05:35] Cosmo
    Even President Baraki has acknowledged
    how amazing this first-year cohort is!
[05:40] Cosmo
    First-year student from
    the Broadcast Battler, Warb!
SIGN    Broadcast Battler Warb
[05:49] Warb
    Keem Svario, Tokel Fallin, and John Varno.
[05:53] Warb
    These guys are quite the fighters
    out of the Bet-ranked students here.
SIGN    Rank 2 (Bet)
[05:58] Nick
    Huh...
[06:00] Nick
    So, hey. Where's your equipment?
[06:02] Warb
    I didn't buy any because
    I was gathering data!
[06:04] Cosmo
    Uh...
[06:05] Nick
    Hey, tell us more.
[06:07] Warb
    Well...
[06:11] Random Background 1
    That devi reeks!
[06:13] Random Background 2
    What is that awful smell?
[06:14] Random Background 3
    My nose is all messed up!
[06:17] Azuki
    You must be fine because you
    don't have a nose, Dosa-chan.
[06:21] Warb
    Everyone, stay back! That's Naphula!
[06:23] Warb
    The smell is awful,
[06:24] Warb
    but apparently demons faint
    if they get too close—
SIGN    Rank 3 (Gimel)
[06:31] Warb
    Rank Gimel, Naphula the Silent.
SIGN    Naphula the Silent
[06:35] Warb
    The first-year you must
    absolutely stay away from.
[06:39] Nick
    They're looking at entrance number two...
[06:41] Cosmo
    Nope, no way. Definitely
    avoiding entrance number two.
[06:48] Ichiro
    Number one, right? It must be number one!
[06:50] Ichiro
    Because I'm number one!
[06:52] Niro
    Sure.
[06:54] Nick
    The Dorodoro Brothers!
[06:55] Cosmo
    But aren't they second-years?
[06:58] Warb
    They flunked out
[07:00] Warb
    because they're always skipping classes
    to hang out in the northern battlefield!
[07:05] Warb
    So the rumor that they were going to
    participate in the Harvest Festival was true.
[07:09] Ichiro
    First means first place, right?
[07:12] Niro
    I'm surprised you knew.
SIGN    Dorodoro Brothers
[07:14] Warb
    The biggest rule-breakers of the first-years,
    the Dorodoro Brothers!
[07:18] Warb
    Ichiro and Niro!
[07:21] Ichiro
    Let's go to entrance number one!
[07:22] Ichiro
    Those who aren't first place
    on the battlefield die.
[07:25] Niro
    Yup.
[07:27] Nick
    Guess number one's out of
    the question, too...
[07:29] Cosmo
    Seriously?
[07:30] Nick
    Why are they participating, anyway?
[07:33] Cosmo
    They probably need more course credits.
[07:34] Orobas
    You there.
[07:37] Orobas
    Could you be a bit quieter?
[07:39] Orobas
    I'm trying to concentrate on my books.
[07:41] Warb
    Um... S-Sorry.
[07:44] Orobas
    A proper apology. I accept.
[07:48] Warb
    He's another favorite to win.
[07:50] Warb
    The most second-place
    first-year ever, Orobas—
[07:53] Cosmo
    Hey, I know him!
[07:54] Cosmo
    The guy who always places second!
[07:56] Cosmo
    In the practical and written parts
    of the entrance exam, he got second!
[07:59] Cosmo
    And then he placed second on
    every other exam that followed!
[08:02] Cosmo
    There's even speculation that
    he could probably get first,
[08:04] Cosmo
    but he's purposely placing second!
[08:06] Cosmo
    The unknown talent!
SIGN    Orobas Coco
[08:11] Nick
    Wow...
[08:13] Nick
    I'm starting to think we're doomed
    no matter what entrance we use.
[08:16] Cosmo
    We would've been better off not knowing.
[08:18] Warb
    But you know...
[08:21] Warb
    There's Asmodeus, who placed
    first in the practical exam,
[08:23] Warb
    and Allocer, who placed
    first on the written.
[08:26] Warb
    The ones I have the most hope for
    are the students of the Misfit Class.
SIGN    Scwhing
[08:32] Warb
    Wh-What the?!
[08:34] Cosmo
    M-Maybe they have some feelings
    about the Misfit Class...
[08:38] Warb
    But if we're being honest,
    they're the stars of the first-years.
[08:43] Warb
    They obtained the classroom
    that the Demon King Derkila used,
[08:46] Warb
    the Royal One.
[08:48] Warb
    Then there's also Walter Park...
[08:51] Cosmo
    And because they're so amazing,
[08:53] Cosmo
    it's only natural that other
    talented students are jealous.
[08:59] Nick
    But you know...
[09:00] Nick
    They all seem so cozy somehow.
[09:03] Cosmo
    They're so wild and carefree.
[09:05] Cosmo
    It feels like even we'd stand a chance.
[09:08] Warb
    Yeah, exactly.
[09:14] Nick
    Speak of the devil.
    That's probably the Misfit Class.
[09:16] Cosmo
    Hey!
[09:19] Nick
    We're not gonna lose this... time...
[09:42] Nick
    Huh? Is that really them?
[09:44] Cosmo
    They seem different...
[09:46] Cosmo
    Or just all beat up.
[09:48] Furfur
    Whew!
[09:50] Furfur
    Looks like we made it in time.
[09:52] Furfur
    Though we weren't done
    working them to the bone yet.
[09:54] Raim
    They're a little rough around the edges,
[09:56] Raim
    but this is the debut of our students
    after going through our training.
[09:59] Raim
    I'm so excited!
[10:01] Lead
    Guys... I almost didn't recognize you.
[10:04] Lead
    I'm sure we all survived some insane training.
[10:08] Goemon
    It was so long...
[10:09] Camui
    It hurt so much...
[10:10] Picero
    I don't want to remember it.
[10:12] Schneider
    Days filled with despair!
[10:14] Sabro
    I've gotten another step closer
    to being the Demon King.
[10:17] Elizabetta
    You all look so wonderful.
[10:20] Elizabetta
    How exciting.
[10:23] Camui
    I cannot die just yet!
SIGN    Clara
SIGN    Clara
[10:29] Asmodeus
    So how in the world did
    you end up like that?
[10:34] Asmodeus
    Why aren't you answering me?
[10:37] Lead
    Anyway, I'm just glad
    everyone seems... to be okay?
[10:40] Goemon And Camui
    Yes, yes.
[10:41] Jazz
    Yeah, those days filled with suffering...
[10:44] Misfit Class
    Though I'm pretty sure
    we had it the hardest.
[10:49] Misfit Class
    What?
SIGN    What?
[10:50] Lead
    Hello? I had it the hardest!
[10:52] Camui
    No, we indeed experienced the ultimate hell.
[10:54] Jazz
    Please, don't make me laugh.
[10:56] Schneider
    The absurdity!
[10:58] Goemon
    You just played games, Lead-dono!
[11:00] Lead
    What? Nuh-uh.
[11:02] Lead
    My training was way harder than
    playing around in some water.
[11:06] Goemon
    I cannot let that slide!
[11:08] Picero
    I'm surprised y'all are still alive.
[11:10] Jazz
    Barely!
[11:12] Jazz
    All of you jerks who ignored
    my messages, come here!
[11:15] Schneider
    Every day was despair!
[11:17] Keroli
    Did you two have a fun girls' party?
[11:19] Elizabetta
    More like girls' parting.
SIGN    Girls' Party
SIGN    Girls' Parting
[11:23] Elizabetta
    Did you play circus
    with some magical beasts?
[11:26] Keroli
    Oh, how amusing.
[11:28] Warb
    What the heck's going on?
[11:29] Nick
    Are they breaking up?
[11:31] Lead
    Okay, let's figure this out,
    once and for all.
[11:34] Lead
    Which team trained the hardest
    and matured the most?
[11:37] Lead
    We'll settle this with our results
    from the Harvest Festival!
[11:40] Misfit Class
    Yeah!
[11:41] Iruma
    Everyone, sorry I'm la—
[11:43] Iruma
    What?!
[11:45] Asmodeus
    Everyone seems quite
    confident in their training.
[11:50] Iruma
    Azz-kun.
[11:51] Iruma
    Azz-kun!
[11:53] Iruma
    Azz-kun!
[11:55] Asmodeus
    H-Hello!
[11:58] Iruma
    Hi!
[11:58] Asmodeus
    I haven't seen him in so long,
    I got flustered.
[12:02] Asmodeus
    At first,
[12:04] Asmodeus
    I was worried whether Iruma-sama had
    a tutor who could properly train him.
[12:07] Asmodeus
    But splendid, Iruma-sama!
[12:09] Asmodeus
    It appears your training went well.
[12:13] Asmodeus
    You've become even more magnificent!
[12:16] Asmodeus
    No wonder you're the Demon King's vessel!
[12:19] Iruma
    Azz-kun?
[12:22] Iruma
    Now that I look closer,
    his clothes are torn apart,
[12:24] Iruma
    and so is he.
[12:27] Iruma
    His training must've been really intense.
[12:29] Iruma
    So intense that even
    Azz-kun had a hard time.
[12:32] Lead
    No, mine was way worse!
[12:33] Iruma
    That goes for everyone!
[12:34] Goemon
    Well, I worked harder.
[12:34] Iruma
    In order for us to all go up in rank,
[12:36] Picero
    The water was worse.
[12:36] Jazz
    Bet.
[12:36] Iruma
    they all did their best with training over
    the past few weeks and have gotten stronger.
[12:41] Iruma
    Well, I...
[12:45] Iruma
    I won't lose, either.
[12:47] Asmodeus
    Right...
[12:48] Iruma
    Let's all do our absolute best
    and give it our all!
[12:54] Iruma
    Okay, let's do this!
[12:56] Asmodeus
    He cheered me on...
[13:00] Asmodeus
    Just as Iruma-sama has said!
[13:02] Asmodeus
    We all...
[13:05] Asmodeus
    We all?
[13:08] Asmodeus
    I swallowed my tears and parted from
    Iruma-sama for the sake of my training,
[13:12] Asmodeus
    and now is the time to show those results...
[13:15] Asmodeus
    But we're going to be separated again?!
[13:19] Asmodeus
    I hadn't anticipated that!
[13:21] Asmodeus
    I thought I was done being
    separated from Iruma-sama!
[13:25] Narrator
    Asmodeus Alice.
[13:27] Narrator
    All of his hard work was for the
    sake of standing next to Iruma.
[13:31] Narrator
    It was not to raise his rank,
[13:33] Narrator
    because he's already Dalet rank anyway.
SIGN    Rank 4 (Dalet)
[13:37] Narrator
    He's already met the requirement
    to stay in the Royal One.
[13:42] Asmodeus
    But if Iruma-sama insists
    on all of us splitting up...
[13:46] Asmodeus
    But then again...
[13:47] Sabro
    Hm? What is the matter?
[13:50] Sabro
    If you need to go to the bathroom,
    take care of that now!
[13:52] Asmodeus
    That's not it!
[13:55] Lead
    Hey, Iruma-kun.
[13:57] Lead
    They're underestimating us.
[13:59] Iruma
    Um... I can't seem to find Clara.
[14:02] Lead
    Huh? Clarin?
[14:03] Lead
    Come to think of it,
    I don't think I've seen her.
[14:11] Dali
    All right, everyone.
[14:13] Dali
    It's about time to take off!
[14:16] Suzie
    Yis.
[14:16] Dali
    The time limit is 6,666 minutes.
SIGN    minutes
[14:19] Suzie
    This grand event will last about four days.
[14:22] Dali
    Gather at the entrance you plan to use!
[14:25] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    Student Council Office
[14:41] Smoke
    It's about to start.
[14:43] Smoke
    I heard that the students
    are phenomenal this year.
[14:46] Gray
    I wonder who's coming up.
[14:48] Lead
    All right!
[14:49] Lead
    Before we all split up,
    Misfit Class, gather round!
[14:55] Lead
    I'm sure everyone has
    plenty they want to say...
[14:57] Lead
    But let's all agree on something right now.
[15:01] Lead
    Okay, let's hear the cheer.
[15:02] Lead
    Here, Iruma-kun.
[15:03] Lead
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[15:05] Iruma
    Huh?! I-I have to say that?!
[15:07] Iruma
    What?!
[15:11] Lead
    We're all able to take this
    rank-advancement exam together.
[15:16] Lead
    We all endured our training for this day!
[15:21] Lead
    Let's give it our all and
    get through this challenge!
[15:24] Lead
    To achieve our goal!
[15:26] Lead
    All right, tell them, Iruma-kun!
[15:33] Iruma
    If you hold us back, I'll kick your ass!
[15:36] Misfit Class
    Bring it on, jackass!
[15:46] Dali
    All right!
[15:46] Dali
    Who will be the one to signal
    the start of the Harvest Festival?
[15:50] Suzie
    Three!
[15:51] Dali
    Two!
[15:53] Suzie
    One!
[15:54] Dali And Suzie
    Start!
[16:01] Rando 1
    Yeah! Hunting time!
[16:03] Rando 2
    Go, go, go!
[16:05] Rando 3
    It's all about speed!
[16:07] Rando 3
    Got it!
SIGN    Lightspeed Mushroom
[16:10] Narrator
    Lightspeed mushroom.
[16:12] Narrator
    It runs stupidly fast.
[16:13] Narrator
    No poison. Ten points.
[16:16] Dali
    The Harvest Festival is all about points.
SIGN    I
    got
    it!
[16:18] Dali
    You get more points depending on
    how hard each ingredient is to get.
[16:23] Dali
    Try to get ingredients worth the
    most points and hand them in.
SIGN    Fake
[16:27] Dali
    By the way, any counterfeits
    will get you disqualified.
[16:30] Dali
    Balam-sensei will be checking.
[16:33] Suzie
    No more counterfeits.
[16:36] Dali
    Also, no fighting between students.
[16:39] Dali
    If you directly attack them,
    you'll be disqualified on the spot.
[16:45] Dali
    The instructors will be wandering
    around to make sure you're all safe.
[16:49] Robin
    I got one!
[16:52] Robin
    These are amazingly delicious, Orias-sensei.
[16:55] Orias
    Come on, now...
[16:56] Robin
    Let's all eat some together.
[16:57] Orias
    We're not on a field trip.
[16:59] Robin
    They're great grilled,
    or even cooked with rice.
[17:03] Robin
    Ugh, what should I do?
[17:07] Orias
    Sheesh.
[17:12] Rando A
    I guess entrance one was a huge winner.
[17:14] Rando A
    They aren't worth big points,
    but there are tons of things to catch.
[17:17] Rando B
    In the end, the one who catches
    the most ingredients wins.
[17:20] Rando C
    We're not out of the
     running to win this thing!
SIGN    Candy-Whiskered Tiger
[17:26] Rando A
    We take back...
[17:28] Rando B And C
    ...what we said.
[17:32] Rando A
    Run away!
[17:33] Rando B
    We're gonna die! We're
    gonna die! We're gonna die!
[17:35] Rando C
    Why is there a huge monster
    like this right at the start?!
[17:38] Rando A
    We don't stand a chance—
[17:44] Asmodeus
    Out of the way, you fools!
[17:46] Randos A; B; C
    What?!
[17:53] Asmodeus
    I am...
[17:54] Asmodeus
    in an awful mood right now.
[17:57] Suzi And Dali
    Wow!
[17:59] Dali
    I know I mentioned a signal, but...
[18:01] Suzie
    It's definitely burning.
[18:02] Bala
    Hey, that's my student.
[18:05] Bala
    Mine...
[18:13] Asmodeus
    That should do it.
[18:16] Rando A
    That is the most devi intense.
[18:18] Rando B
    Dang, Asmodeus.
[18:20] Rando B
    He caught almost all the
    ingredients around these parts.
[18:23] Rando C
    Yeah, he basically won. But wait...
[18:27] Rando C
    Is he crying?
[18:29] Asmodeus
    To think I have to work
    separately from Iruma-sama!
[18:31] Asmodeus
    In that case, I'll have everyone see
    how much I've grown, and...
[18:36] Asmodeus
    My goal is victory! Any less is inconceivable!
[18:41] Asmodeus
    My goal is crystal clear.
[18:43] Asmodeus
    But there must be a better way...
[18:49] Asmodeus
    To think... I'd get stuck with you again.
[18:54] Sabro
    What can you do?
[18:56] Sabro
    Eventually, only our class remains,
[18:59] Sabro
    so our class is now
    competing against each other.
[19:03] Asmodeus
    I have to go along with this
    since Iruma-san wishes it...
[19:06] Asmodeus
    But now there are only
    the big ones left to hunt for.
[19:15] Asmodeus
    If this is going to be a team battle,
[19:16] Asmodeus
    we absolutely need to split up our points.
[19:19] Sabro
    Right.
[19:20] Asmodeus
    The lowest score we can get
     and still win is 50,000 points.
[19:26] Asmodeus
    At the last Harvest Festival,
[19:28] Asmodeus
    President Ameri won with 59,000 points,
[19:32] Asmodeus
    but there are two of us,
    so we'll have to get twice that much.
[19:35] Asmodeus
    That means we'll need
     at least 100,000 points.
[19:39] Asmodeus
    Which means...
[19:41] Asmodeus
    We're going after boss-class targets.
[19:44] Narrator
    Most of the targets in the Harvest Festival
    are worth 10 to 150 points.
[19:49] Narrator
    If you were hunting alone,
[19:50] Narrator
    you'd get as many of these
    as possible to score your points.
[19:54] Narrator
    This is the option most
    students would choose.
[19:58] Narrator
    Meanwhile,
[19:59] Narrator
    in rare cases, there are boss-class
    targets that cannot be hunted alone.
[20:06] Narrator
    They are all giant ingredients
    worth over 3,000 points,
[20:10] Narrator
    and team formations are
    necessary to take them down.
[20:14] Sabro
    Boss-class, eh? I can hardly wait.
[20:17] Asmodeus
    But there is a rarer ingredient
    that surpasses even that.
[20:22] Asmodeus
    And that is the legendary
    ingredient... legend leaf.
[20:29] Asmodeus
    Is it a fruit or other greenery?
[20:31] Asmodeus
    It's a completely unknown
    and secret ingredient.
[20:34] Asmodeus
    Apparently it exists
    somewhere in the field,
[20:38] Asmodeus
    but it seems to be extremely hard to get.
[20:41] Asmodeus
    If you can get it,
    you receive 100,000 points!
[20:46] Sabro
    Interesting...
[20:48] Asmodeus
    But throughout history,
    no one has ever found it.
[20:53] Asmodeus
    It's basically a rumor right now,
    and we're unsure if it actually exists.
[20:59] Asmodeus
    If we hunt down boss-class targets
    while looking for the legend leaf...
[21:04] Asmodeus
    We're currently here.
[21:06] Asmodeus
    Any suspicious areas where
    the boss-class targets may exist—
[21:09] Ichiro
    The cave in the east is your best bet!
[21:14] Sabro
    When did they...
[21:16] Asmodeus
    I didn't sense them at all.
[21:20] Asmodeus
    Aren't these two second-years?
[21:25] Sabro
    The Dorodoro Brothers!
[21:27] Ichiro
    What?
[21:29] Ichiro
    I was just giving you my thoughts. Right?
[21:31] Niro
    Right?
[21:34] Niro
    We overheard what you were talking about.
[21:38] Niro
    Asmodeus Alice. Sabnock Sabro.
[21:43] Niro
    How about a little competition?
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Menacing
[23:27] Asmodeus
    I can't help but be curious.
[23:29] Asmodeus
    Why are you dressed like that?
[23:32] Asmodeus
    Two balls?
[23:34] Asmodeus
    Two orbs...
[23:36] Asmodeus
    Are you saying it's orbviously by chance?
[23:40] Asmodeus
    I guess not...
[23:43] Asmodeus
    You're skipping... and being cautious?
[23:45] Asmodeus
    That's it!
[23:46] Asmodeus
    You're wearing a disguise so that
    the ingredients won't be as cautious!
[23:51] Asmodeus
    That's it, isn't it?
[23:52] Asmodeus
    It's not?!
[23:55] Asmodeus
    Those moves...
[23:58] Elizabetta
    I'm pretty sure she's just playing around!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Asmodeus
    The Harvest Festival has finally begun!
[24:05] Asmodeus
    Through his training, Iruma-sama
    has become even more magnificent.
[24:07] Asmodeus
    I'm sure he'll play a huge part in this event,
[24:09] Asmodeus
    and I will bow down saying,
    "You've slain me yet again, Iruma-sama!"
[24:13] Asmodeus
    Just how shall I bow down?
[24:14] Asmodeus
    Like this? Should I pose like this?
[24:16] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:18] Asmodeus
    "Cunning Demons."
[24:20] Asmodeus
    The Dorodoro Brothers?
[24:22] Asmodeus
    My heart is dancing from excitement as I
    imagine Iruma-sama's grand accomplishments!
[24:25] Asmodeus
    What could you possibly want from me?!

E5 - Cunning Demons

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[00:04] Sabro
    The Dorodoro Brothers!
[00:09] Niro
    We overheard what you were talking about.
[00:11] Niro
    Asmodeus Alice. Sabnock Sabro.
[00:15] Niro
    How about a little competition?
[00:24] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:28] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:33] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:39] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:43] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Cunning Demons
[02:20] Asmodeus And Sabro
    "Cunning Demons."
[02:26] Asmodeus
    Competition?
[02:27] Niro
    More specifically, a race.
[02:29] Niro
    Let's see who hunts down the boss-class
    magical beast in the cave first.
[02:33] Niro
    If you two win,
SIGN    D o r o
SIGN    D o r o
[02:35] Niro
    we'll give you all of the points we've earned.
[02:38] Niro
    I believe there's at least
    1,200 points in there.
[02:41] Sabro
    And?
[02:43] Sabro
    If we lose, you want us to hand
    over all of our points?
[02:47] Ichiro
    Nah!
[02:48] Ichiro
    We don't want anything like that.
[02:51] Ichiro
    Right? Right?!
[02:52] Niro
    Right.
[02:54] Niro
    The reason we came here from the
     battlefield is to take him back.
[03:00] Asmodeus
    "Him"?
[03:02] Ichiro
    We've been looking for him everywhere!
[03:05] Ichiro
    Right? Right?!
[03:07] Niro
    We finally found him,
[03:09] Niro
    and it turned out he was instructing some
    sheltered demon babies at Babyls.
[03:17] Ichiro
    Yeah!
[03:18] Ichiro
    It's a total waste that such a
    powerful demon's stuck at school!
[03:23] Ichiro
    We're gonna become his
    number one disciples!
[03:26] Ichiro
    Once we win, we'll be
    taking our master back!
[03:30] Asmodeus
    Our master...
[03:32] Sabro
    ...is your master?
[03:34] Dali
    What's this?!
[03:36] Dali
    Looks like there's an argument
    going on in block one!
[03:39] Dali
    The Asmodeus and Sabnock duo have
    encountered the Dorodoro Brothers!
[03:43] Balam
    Huh?
[03:44] Dali
    Both pairs are this year's favorites to win!
[03:47] Suzie
    Oh, my!
[03:48] Balam
    I can't... see... my students...
[03:49] Dali
    Are they going to join up,
    or are they declaring a battle?!
[03:53] Dali
    Are we going to see a winner this early?
[03:57] Suzie
    Wait a moment!
[03:58] Dali And Balam
    Huh?
[03:59] Suzie
    Something is going on in block two.
[04:19] Nick
    Wh-What the hell?
[04:20] Nick
    I've never seen anything like this!
[04:23] Nick
    The magical beasts are willingly
    giving them food offerings!
[04:28] Camui
    Stay in line and present
    your offerings in order.
[04:31] Narrator
    Caim Camui. Bloodline ability:
    Translation (Friendship).
SIGN    Translation (Friendship)
[04:34] Narrator
    He is able to speak to any species.
[04:37] Camui
    This area is already under
    Lady Keroli's dominion.
[04:40] Beasts
    Yup, yup, we know.
[04:43] Camui
    Have no fear.
[04:44] Camui
    As long as you make an offering,
    you will not be harmed.
[04:52] Keroli
    You there.
[04:56] Cosmo
    It's so cold!
[04:57] Keroli
    I do not enjoy quarrels.
[04:59] Keroli
    Violence is the weapon of the weak.
[05:03] Keroli
    And so...
[05:05] Keroli
    Do not eat them, my little ones.
[05:09] Cosmo
    A Blizzard Wolf and a Snow-King Fox?!
[05:12] Nick
    They're both magical beasts
    that shouldn't exist in this region.
[05:15] Nick
    Which means a first-year
    has them both as familiars?!
[05:18] Nick
    Who the heck is that student?!
[05:24] Beasts
    Queen!
[05:25] Beasts
    We love you!
[05:26] Beasts
    You're lovely!
[05:26] Beasts
    You're dazzling!
[05:28] Keroli
    I'm standing out...
[05:31] Keroli
    I can keep the fact I'm a cute dem-dol
    a secret, and I'm still standing out.
[05:37] Keroli
    The days I spent training were pure hell.
[05:39] Keroli
    It was dirty and smelly, and I had
    to summon, summon, summon...
[05:44] Keroli
    I continued my work as a dem-dol,
    but my soul was screaming.
[05:49] Keroli
    The magical beasts don't
    understand just how cute I am,
[05:52] Keroli
    despite how cute I am!
[05:55] Keroli
    I slowly started to lose my confidence.
[05:59] Keroli
    But then I faced the weakness of having
    my long-honed cuteness taken from me...
[06:04] Keroli
    And now, finally, I've found
    the weapon I was given.
[06:09] Keroli
    I've found out... Yes.
[06:15] Keroli
    Since I sealed away my cuteness,
    the only... the
only*...
[06:21] Keroli
    thing I have left is my beauty!
[06:25] Nick And Cosmo
    She's so beautiful!
[06:26] Nick
    Queen!
[06:27] Cosmo
    Beast Queen!
[06:29] Camui
    My queen!
[06:30] Camui
    I will follow you to the
    ends of the netherworld!
[06:32] Keroli
    I will be the one who wins this performance!
[06:42] Narrator
    There are three important skills*
    necessary to ensure survival
[06:45] Narrator
    over the four days of the Harvest Festival.
SIGN    Brute Strength
[06:48] Narrator
    First is brute strength.
[06:50] Narrator
    Using one's own power to take prey.
[06:53] Narrator
    There are some exceptions,
[06:55] Narrator
    but in block one and block two,
    the most powerful are standing out.
[07:00] Narrator
    And the second skill...
[07:02] Narrator
    The skill one must possess
    other than combat...
SIGN    Knowledge
[07:05] Narrator
    is knowledge.
SIGN    First-Year Solas Bobo
[07:07] Sign
    Diabotany Battler Member
[07:07] Narrator
    The ones taking the lead in block three
    are the members of the Diabotany Battler.
[07:13] Narrator
    Not all of the ingredients move.
[07:15] Narrator
    Among the ones that don't move,
    there are some rarities that are hard to find.
[07:20] Narrator
    Those who have knowledge about the
    various plants have a huge advantage
[07:24] Narrator
    in searching for ingredients
    in the Harvest Festival.
[07:27] Bobo
    Don't touch the plants
    if you don't need to!
[07:29] Bobo
    Your hand might rot off!
[07:31] Bobo'S Friends
    Okay.
[07:33] Bobo
    Don't gather anything
    I didn't tell you to gather!
[07:35] Bobo
    Don't take off your gloves!
    Bring the ingredients over here!
[07:38] Bobo'S Friend 2
    Man, gathering ingredients goes super fast
    with someone from the Diabotany Battler here.
[07:43] Bobo'S Friend 3
    Yup.
[07:44] Bobo'S Friend 2
    And if that wasn't enough...
[07:46] Schneider
    It's hardest to see right under your nose.
[07:48] Bobo'S Friend 2
    The King of Wisdom, Allocer Schneider.
[07:51] Bobo
    Your knowledge is equal to mine.
[07:54] Bobo
    And because of that, we've been able to
    collect ingredients at an outstanding rate.
[07:58] Bobo
    We've got around 1,500 points.
[08:02] Bobo
    We're going to the reporting tower.
[08:04] Bobo
    Don't touch anything but
    the things we told you about.
[08:07] Bobo'S Friends
    Okay.
[08:08] Bobo'S Friend 3
    They're devi reliable.
[08:09] Bobo'S Friend 2
    I'm glad we decided to work together.
[08:15] Narration
    The reporting tower is where
[08:16] Narration
    students turn in their ingredients
    and get them changed into points,
SIGN    Reporting Tower
[08:21] Narrator
    and there's one in each block.
[08:24] Narrator
    There, the collector will fill out their
    name and turn in their ingredients.
[08:28] Narrator
    The amount of points they've accumulated
[08:30] Narrator
    will be announced when
    half the time has elapsed.
[08:34] Fake Marbas
    Welcome!
[08:37] Bobo
    Now, then...
[08:39] Bobo
    Why don't we strike a deal, Allocer?
[08:43] Bobo
    I'm sure you've also realized that
    I said there's about 1,500 points there,
[08:47] Bobo
    but it's actually closer to 2,000.
[08:52] Bobo
    Meaning, even if we split
    that 1,500 with everyone,
[08:55] Bobo
    there'll still be an extra 500 left over.
[08:57] Bobo
    Let's split that between the two of us.
[09:00] Schneider
    No objections here.
[09:02] Narrator
    And this is the third skill you need
    in the Harvest Festival...
[09:05] Narrator
    Scheming.
SIGN    Scheming
[09:07] Narrator
    To pull one over others.
    To be eloquent and skilled.
[09:10] Narrator
    To be a smooth talker.
    To truly be a devilish strategist.
[09:18] Marbas
    Yup, I've confirmed your contribution.
[09:21] Bobo
    Reporting complete.
[09:23] Bobo
    We'll be fine if we split off from the team
    before they announce the results.
[09:27] Bobo
    Well, I'm gonna head back.
[09:29] Schneider
    I'm curious about the area over there.
[09:31] Bobo
    Okay. Hurry back, though.
[09:33] Bobo
    I think you and I make a great team.
[09:38] Narrator
    Yes.
[09:39] Narrator
    Fooling each other is always heartless.
[09:45] Bobo
    Hey, I'm back.
[09:48] Bobo'S Friend 3
    Huh? Didn't you go turn in
    our collection so far?
[09:51] Bobo
    Yeah. I just finished...
[09:53] Bobo'S Friend 4
    Huh?
[09:54] Bobo'S Friend 4
    But the reporting tower is in the east.
[09:56] Bobo'S Friend 4
    Why'd you just come back from the west?
[09:59] Bobo
    Huh?
[10:01] Narrator
    And fooling each other means...
[10:05] Schneider
    The smell of this flower throws
    off one's sense of direction.
[10:09] Fake Marbas
    If he'd only taken a closer look,
    he could've figured out
[10:14] Fake Marbas
    that the reporting tower, the form,
[10:17] Fake Marbas
    and the official... were all fake.
[10:20] Narrator
    ...the craftier side wins!
[10:23] Jazz And Schneider
    That 2,000 points is ours!
[10:27] Bobo
    N-No way!
[10:29] Bobo
    This doesn't count!
[10:30] Bobo
    There's no way that should be allowed!
[10:33] Narrator
    After this, he went to HQ to
    argue that stealing is wrong...
[10:38] Narrator
    But nay! It is not wrong
    or against the rules.
[10:40] Narrator
    The only thing against the rules is
[10:42] Narrator
    using an unreasonable
    amount of violence.
[10:44] Narrator
    Stealing points or ingredients
    is not against the rules.
[10:49] Jazz
    It's always the ones who think they have
[10:51] Jazz
    the upper hand who are the easiest to fool.
[10:54] Jazz
    Talk about naïve.
[10:56] Schneider
    I completely agree.
[10:58] Jazz
    But compared to our days in hell...
[11:01] Narrator
    Yes!
[11:02] Narrator
    We now go back several weeks...
[11:11] Narrator
    These two were taken
    by special tutor Furfur...
[11:18] (Flashback) Furfur And Jazz
    Yahoo!
[11:20] (Flashback) Schneider
    Deeply moved.
[11:21] Narrator
    ...to paradise.
[11:30] Narrator
    A club in the netherworld, Valballa.
SIGN    Valballa
SIGN    Valballa
[11:32] Narrator
    A playground for adult demons.
[11:36] (Flashback) Waitor
    Ah, Sergeant. Are those newbies?
[11:40] (Flashback) Furfur
    Just look at my adorable students.
[11:43] (Flashback) Waitress
    Here you go.
[11:44] (Flashback) Waitress
    Another serving of 100% demon juice.
[11:47] (Flashback) Jazz
    Uh, thanks.
[11:48] (Flashback) Waitress
    And you wanted demonically strong
    fizzy water over ice, right?
[11:51] (Flashback) Schneider
    Indeed.
[11:52] (Flashback) Furfur
    This little one has an amazing talent!
[11:55] (Flashback) Furfur
    He can take anything
    without the other noticing.
[11:58] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh?
[11:59] (Flashback) Waitress
    I see.
[12:00] (Flashback) Patron 1
    That's great! Hey, try that on me.
[12:02] (Flashback) Furfur
    Jazzy, give it a try.
[12:06] (Flashback) Jazz
    Okay...
[12:12] (Flashback) Patron 1
    My wallet!
[12:14] (Flashback) Waitress
    Wow!
[12:16] (Flashback) Furfur
    And Allocer is super smart.
[12:19] (Flashback) Furfur
    I'm super proud of him.
[12:21] (Flashback) Manager
    Hey, could you calculate the
     bar tabs for me, then? Just kidding—
[12:25] (Flashback) Schneider
    Done.
[12:26] (Flashback) Patron 1
    So fast!
[12:27] (Flashback) Manager
    Wow, they're all correct. That's amazing!
[12:31] (Flashback) Jazz
    Er...
[12:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    Don't we need to be training?
[12:34] (Flashback) Furfur
    What are you talking about?
[12:35] (Flashback) Furfur
    Creating connections with adults.
[12:37] (Flashback) Furfur
    There's no better way.
[12:40] (Flashback) Furfur
    This is also training to be sneaky.
[12:42] (Flashback) Jazz
    I-I see.
[12:44] (Flashback) Manager
    Hey, newbie! Over here!
[12:48] Narrator
    A place for adults.
[12:50] Narrator
    Experiencing new conversations
    and forms of leisure.
[12:52] Narrator
    There is nothing more
    thrilling for students.
[12:55] Narrator
    They get to play to their hearts' content.
[12:57] (Flashback) Schneider
    This is Shangri-La.
[13:00] (Flashback) Jazz
    I need to message everyone.
[13:02] Narrator
    These two got to enjoy a bit of paradise.
[13:07] Narrator
    And...
[13:10] Narrator
    Once they woke up, it was hell.
SIGN    Sold
SIGN    Sold
[13:16] (Flashback) Thug 1
    Now, now, boys.
[13:18] (Flashback) Thug 1
    We can't have you try to dine and dash.
[13:20] (Flashback) Jazz
    Dine...
[13:21] (Flashback) Schneider
    ...and dash?!
[13:22] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[13:23] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wasn't Sergeant paying...
[13:25] (Flashback) Furfur
    What? I never said I was
    going to pay for anything.
[13:30] (Flashback) Manager
    You'll get some change for
    handing over these boys.
[13:32] (Flashback) Manager
    Thanks.
[13:33] (Flashback) Furfur
    Hey, great to hear.
[13:35] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha... What are you saying?
[13:36] (Flashback) Schneider
    Incomprehensible.
[13:38] (Flashback) Furfur
    You see, I worked up a tab at this place.
[13:40] (Flashback) Furfur
    So instead of paying cash,
    I'm offering you two up for hard labor.
[13:46] (Flashback) Furfur
    They're great talents, aren't they?
[13:47] (Flashback) Furfur
    They're intelligent and
    good with their hands.
[13:51] Narrator
    It was at that moment that they realized...
[13:53] Narrator
    Being brought here for "training,"
[13:56] Narrator
    and being asked to show off so they
    could be sold for a high price...
[13:59] Narrator
    It was all a trap.
SIGN    S
    O
    L
    D
[14:05] (Flashback) Furfur
    Enjoy being sacrificed, suckers.
[14:07] Narrator
    This man had been lying all along.
[14:15] Narrator
    Question.
[14:16] Narrator
    What happened to these two
    who were tricked by a bad adult?
[14:20] Narrator
    Answer: part-timer hell.
[14:24] (Flashback) Jazz
    Here we go!
[14:26] (Flashback) Schneider
    Let us go into battle.
[14:28] (Flashback) Jazz
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[14:31] (Flashback) Both
    And again! And again! And again!
[14:34] (Flashback) Schneider
    Good luck with the guests.
[14:36] (Flashback) Drunk Patron 1
    What the hell?!
    You gonna come at me or not?!
[14:41] Drunk Patrons 2 And 3
    Humans only exist to be our food...
[14:44] (Flashback) Jazz
    I'mma die.
[14:46] Narrator
    The amount of time they had to
    spend working was three weeks.
[14:49] (Flashback) Drunk Patron 4
    Huh?! Huh?!
[14:54] Narrator
    One chore after another.
[14:56] Narrator
    One step forward, and they had
    patrons trying to fight with them.
[14:59] (Flashback) Manager
    Take care of the calculations, thanks.
[15:02] Narrator
    One step back, and their boss overloaded them.
[15:04] Narrator
    These two got to experience just
    how unfair the adult world is.
[15:08] Narrator
    But meanwhile...
[15:11] Narrator
    They were also seeing just
    how adults worked.
[15:15] (Flashback) Jazz
    He just hid a card.
[15:17] Narrator
    How to greet them,
[15:19] Narrator
    how they drink their beverages...
[15:21] Narrator
    Everything is a calculated
    negotiation between adults.
[15:25] Narrator
    Because of that,
[15:26] Narrator
    they obtained the ability to figure
    out what others are thinking.
[15:32] (Flashback) Jazz
    Man...
[15:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    The game of impish roulette between the
    conman and the fortuneteller was great.
[15:37] (Flashback) Schneider
    The tables were turned.
[15:39] (Flashback) Jazz
    I guess you're the most gullible
    when you think you're about to win.
[15:41] (Flashback) Manager
    Right?
[15:42] (Flashback) Jazz
    But seriously...
[15:44] (Flashback) Furfur
    Heya!
[15:46] (Flashback) Jazz
    Whatever this guy is thinking is...
[15:49] (Flashback) Schneider
    Incomprehensible.
[15:51] (Flashback) Jazz
    You have some nerve showing
    up when we're here...
[15:54] (Flashback) Furfur
    Okay, let's do the usual!
[16:01] (Flashback) Furfur
    Which hand?
[16:04] (Flashback) Jazz And Schneider
    Right.
[16:07] (Flashback) Furfur
    It's left.
[16:11] (Flashback) Manager
    It's okay.
[16:12] (Flashback) Furfur
    I win again! Too bad for you.
[16:15] Narrator
    A game to guess which hand the coin was in.
[16:17] Narrator
    If they guessed correctly,
    they'd be freed on the spot.
[16:20] Furfur
    Yay!
[16:20] Narrator
    Furfur came to the bar
    daily to play this game.
[16:25] (Flashback) Jazz
    That dude is totally messing with us!
[16:34] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's definitely cheating somehow,
    but I can't figure it out.
[16:38] (Flashback) Schneider
    It's a mystery.
[16:43] (Flashback) Jazz
    There's this really garbage guy in my family,
[16:46] (Flashback) Jazz
    and I'm completely helpless against him.
[16:51] (Flashback) Jazz
    Because of that, I thought I was
    really good at identifying trash,
[16:56] (Flashback) Jazz
    but I couldn't sense how
    shady this guy was at all.
[17:01] (Flashback) Jazz
    Actually, he was shady,
[17:03] (Flashback) Jazz
    but it's more that he was
    really good at tricking us.
[17:06] (Flashback) Jazz
    I think that's why I'm so frustrated.
    Because I couldn't tell.
[17:10] (Flashback) Jazz
    Actually, that's not the part
    I should be frustrated about.
[17:14] (Flashback) Schneider
    I get it. He's infuriating.
[17:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    Really?
[17:20] (Flashback) Schneider
    He's insanely infuriating.
[17:24] (Flashback) Jazz
    That's surprising. You actually get mad?
[17:27] (Flashback) Schneider
    I'm also surprised.
    I talked about my weaknesses.
[17:32] (Flashback) Jazz
    You're right. You've never
    mentioned them before.
[17:35] (Flashback) Jazz
    We've been completely off
    our game because of him.
[17:40] (Flashback) Schneider
    Infuriating, for real for real.
[17:47] (Flashback) Jazz
    That's hilarious.
[17:50] (Flashback) Schneider
    There are many things you can't
    understand with knowledge alone.
[17:53] (Flashback) Schneider
    That's why I now have a goal.
[17:55] (Flashback) Schneider
    Whisper, whisper.
[17:59] (Flashback) Jazz
    Awesome. That's the same goal as me.
[18:03] (Flashback) Jazz
    Heya!
[18:05] (Flashback) Manager
    You're late, you two.
[18:07] (Flashback) Jazz
    My bad.
[18:08] (Flashback) Schneider
    For real.
[18:09] Narrator
    The world of adults. New and unknown games.
[18:12] (Flashback) Thug 1
    In my line of business,
    masking your expression is expected.
[18:16] (Flashback) Jazz
    Thanks.
[18:17] Narrator
    Everything they learned stimulated them...
[18:21] Waitress
    My makeup skills.
[18:26] Narrator
    And then, three weeks later...
[18:30] (Flashback) Furfur
    You boys sure are working hard.
[18:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    Shut up. Just do the thing already.
[18:36] (Flashback) Schneider
    You bastard.
[18:37] (Flashback) Furfur
    Ooh, scary.
[18:39] (Flashback) Furfur
    Man, you both sure got foul-mouthed.
[18:43] (Flashback) Furfur
    All right, here we go.
[18:50] (Flashback) Furfur
    The rules are the same as usual.
[18:54] (Flashback) Furfur
    Guess which hand the coin's in...
[19:07] (Flashback) Jazz
    Hell yeah! It's the right!
[19:09] (Flashback) Manager
    Of course!
[19:10] (Flashback) Manager
    Furfur never said it had to be in
    his hand, so this is also correct!
SIGN    Disaster
[19:21] (Flashback) Jazz
    It took us a while,
    but the two of us figured it out.
[19:26] (Flashback) Jazz
    Rather than finding out
    how you were tricking us,
[19:29] (Flashback) Jazz
    we just needed to trick you right back.
[19:32] (Flashback) Schneider
    We flipped the idea around.
[19:34] (Flashback) Jazz
    But this is just our first step.
[19:37] (Flashback) Jazz
    One day, eventually...
[19:42] (Flashback) Jazz
    We'll pull one over on you
    hard enough to make you wail.
SIGN    Disaster
[19:54] (Flashback) Furfur
    That's amazing! I'm so surprised!
[19:58] (Flashback) Furfur
    You two worked so hard! I'm so moved!
[20:02] (Flashback) Furfur
    But...
[20:03] (Flashback) Furfur
    Too bad.
[20:05] (Flashback) Furfur
    The correct answer is the left.
[20:11] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha?!
[20:15] (Flashback) Furfur
    Trying to trick me is a great idea,
[20:18] (Flashback) Furfur
    but that's even more reason
    to figure out my trick.
[20:22] (Flashback) Furfur
    The moment you think you
     have the upper hand
[20:25] (Flashback) Furfur
    is the moment you need to be
    the most careful, remember?
[20:27] (Flashback) Furfur
    Morons!
[20:32] (Flashback) Furfur
    But if you just happen to win
    at the next Harvest Festival...
[20:36] (Flashback) Furfur
    I'll take you up on that challenge.
[20:41] (Flashback) Jazz
    We're gonna win, damn it!
[20:43] (Flashback) Schneider
    No objections!
[20:46] Jazz
    We're going to win, no matter what.
[20:48] Schneider
    Don't stop believin'.
[20:50] Dali
    My goodness!
[20:51] Dali
    The kids in the Misfit
    Class sure are capable.
[20:54] Dali
    They're all doing great in
    blocks one, two, and three.
[20:57] Balam
    It's probably due to all their experiences.
[20:59] Suzie
    All that remains is block four...
[21:01] Suzie
    And that block has Iruma-kun, of course!
[21:05] Suzie
    Yis!
[21:06] Dali
    Ooh, will he be able to keep up
    with the rest of his classmates?
[21:09] Dali
    So, how are things going in block four?
[21:12] Dali
    Oh, what's this?!
[21:14] Dali
    The students have surrounded something.
[21:17] Balam
    Perhaps there's some giant prey.
[21:19] Dali
    Camera demon, could we get a closer look?
[21:23] Dali
    Hm?
[21:24] Dali
    There seems to be a lone student over there.
[21:26] Balam
    Ah, so they're hunting a student.
[21:29] Dali
    They're free to steal another student's
    stash as long as they don't hurt them.
[21:32] Suzie
    Yis!
[21:33] Dali
    Now, who's the poor
    student they're targeting?
[21:39] Dali
    It's Iruma-kun!
[21:41] Dali
    They're targeting Iruma-kun!
[21:43] Dali
    Are they trying to crush any
    formidable adversaries first?
[21:46] Dali
    He's in trouble!
    What's Iruma-kun going to do?!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
[23:25] Jazz
    Su-ki-ma.
SIGN    Ma
[23:28] Jazz
    The day's finally here.
[23:29] Jazz
    Tomorrow, we're going to use
    the plan we thought up
[23:32] Jazz
    and battle Sergeant Furfur.
[23:35] Jazz
    To be honest,
[23:36] Jazz
    if I were alone in this,
    I would've given up a long time ago.
[23:38] Jazz
    I couldn't defeat him.
[23:41] Jazz
    But your dumb words lit
    something up inside me.
[23:45] Jazz
    I'm only gonna say this once...
[23:48] Jazz
    I'm super happy I got to do this with you.
[23:50] Jazz
    Let's win this thing tomorrow, all right?
[23:52] Jazz
    ...all right... all right...
    all right... all right...
[23:57] Jazz
    Wait, were you asleep this whole time?!
[23:59] Narrator
    Schneider is the type to
    sleep with his eyes open.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Dali
    Hey, everyone! It's Dali-sensei!
[24:05] Dali
    You all enjoying the Harvest Festival?!
[24:07] Dali
    Man, youth sure is great...
[24:08] Dali
    Though I'm still plenty young myself!
[24:11] Dali
    Now, then... How are things going?
[24:14] Dali
    The kids from the Misfit Class
     sure are working hard.
[24:17] Dali
    Oh?
[24:18] Dali
    I wonder how Kalego-sensei's
    favorite, Iruma-kun, is doing.
[24:21] Dali
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:23] Dali
    "Devilishly Pure."
[24:25] Dali
    Wait, Iruma-kun?! What are you doing?!

E6 - Devilishly Pure

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[00:04] Dali
    Oh, what's this?!
[00:06] Dali
    Hm?
[00:07] Dali
    There seems to be a lone student over there.
[00:11] Dali
    It's Iruma-kun!
[00:13] Dali
    They're targeting Iruma-kun!
[00:15] Dali
    He's in trouble!
[00:20] Dali
    What's Iruma-kun going to do?!
[00:22] Balam
    No...
[00:23] Balam
    I believe this is a trap.
[00:25] Suzie And Dali
    Huh?
[00:26] Dali
    What do you mean?
[00:29] Balam
    Iruma-kun has experienced many things.
[00:33] Balam
    He might be one step ahead
    of them and lying in ambush...
[00:39] Balam
    to take out all of his pursuers at once.
[00:41] Dali
    Ooh, I see!
[00:44] Dali
    This is very exciting! I can't wait to see it!
[00:44] Suzie
    Yis! Yis! Yis! Yis!
[00:47] Dali
    How is this going to turn out?
[00:49] Dali
    What's your next move, Iruma-kun?!
[00:56] Iruma
    Time to eat!
[00:58] Suzie; Dali
    What?!
[01:00] Dali
    He's eating?!
[01:02] Suzie
    What?!
[01:03] Balam
    I guess I was wrong.
[01:07] Iruma
    I need to eat all I can right now
[01:09] Iruma
    while there are still plenty
    of ingredients! Yup, yup.
[01:12] Dali
    He's eating in this situation?!
[01:14] Dali
    What are you thinking, Iruma-kun?!
[01:16] Suzie
    Yis...
[01:19] Iruma
    The Harvest Festival is so yummy.
[01:29] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[01:33] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[01:38] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[01:44] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[01:48] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Devilishly Pure
[03:25] Clara And Elizabetta
    "Devilishly Pure."
[03:32] Narrator
    Let's go back in time a bit to the
    beginning of the Harvest Festival.
[03:35] Dali And Suzie
    Three!
[03:37] Dali And Suzie
    Two!
[03:38] Dali And Suzie
    One!
[03:39] Dali And Suzie
    Start!
[03:44] Iruma
    Let's go, Lead-kun.
[03:46] Lead
    Yeah!
[03:49] Iruma
    Master Bachiko...
[03:54] Iruma
    Just watch me!
[03:59] Gaako
    Hey, which entrance do you want to pick?
[04:04] Iruma
    Eiko-chan! Over here! Over here!
[04:10] Eiko
    Block two!
[04:11] Gaako
    Okay!
SIGN    Block 4
[04:17] Iruma
    It's a jungle!
[04:22] Lead
    It's so high up.
[04:25] Iruma
    A flower I've never seen before.
[04:27] Iruma
    It's so cute.
[04:29] Iruma
    I'd love to show Grandpa and Opera-san.
[04:33] Lead
    Hey, hey, Iruma-kun!
[04:34] Iruma
    Huh?
[04:35] Lead
    It's dangerous to just wander around.
[04:37] Lead
    There might be some weird plants about.
[04:39] Iruma
    Oh, right. Sorry.
[04:41] Iruma
    We're not exactly camping, huh?
[04:43] Lead
    Jeez...
[04:44] Lead
    Iruma-kun's such a spoiled little rich boy.
[04:49] Lead
    I'm sure he's never had to fight
    for his survival before,
[04:53] Lead
    so I need to take the lead here.
[04:57] Iruma
    When I see it like this,
[04:59] Iruma
    I can definitely tell I'm in the netherworld.
[05:02] Iruma
    Suspicious-looking trees,
[05:05] Iruma
    dense thickets...
[05:08] Iruma
    Beast trails where you never
    know what'll stroll by.
[05:13] Iruma
    It's all just so...
[05:16] Lead
    Okay, what should we do first?
[05:20] Lead
    By the looks of it, I don't think there'll
    be many ingredients around here.
[05:23] Lead
    We'll have to investigate further,
    or go to a different location...
[05:27] Lead
    Hey, Iruma-kun.
[05:29] Lead
    Why don't we look somewhere else?
[05:32] Lead
    Iruma-kun?
[05:34] Iruma
    The first thing we should do is...
[05:39] Dali
    Balam-sensei!
[05:41] Dali
    As one of the previous winners,
[05:43] Dali
    if you had any advice for these
    students, what would it be?
[05:47] Balam
    Well...
[05:48] Balam
    There are actually a few things,
[05:51] Balam
    but you shouldn't hunt too much.
[05:53] Balam
    That's very important.
[05:55] Dali
    Oh?
[05:56] Dali
    Don't hunt too much?
    What do you mean by that?
[05:58] Balam
    Well...
[05:59] Balam
    Of course it's important to get as
    many points as you can, but, um...
[06:02] Balam
    Basically, how you use
    your time is important.
[06:05] Dali
    Time?
[06:07] Balam
    The time limit on the Harvest
    Festival is 6,666 minutes.
[06:11] Balam
    Which means you have to
    survive for about four days.
[06:15] Balam
    And in order to survive,
[06:17] Balam
    the most important thing is to
    get to know your surroundings.
[06:20] Balam
    There were many demons
     who used up too much strength
[06:24] Balam
    for hunting and didn't survive all four days.
[06:28] Balam
    They all have to be self-sufficient,
[06:30] Balam
    so very carefully deciding which ingredients
[06:33] Balam
    to turn in for points and which
    ones to eat is most important.
[06:37] Dali
    I see! So the last thing you should do is panic!
[06:40] Balam
    Exactly.
[06:42] Balam
    But it still takes time to adjust.
[06:45] Balam
    Anyone who can adapt quickly
    definitely has an advantage.
[06:49] Balam
    I wonder how everyone will
    overcome this tough obstacle.
[06:55] Lead
    Iruma-kun, what did you just say?
[06:58] Iruma
    The first thing we should do to survive...
[07:03] Iruma
    is trick ourselves.
[07:06] Lead
    What?
[07:09] Iruma
    Yes...
[07:10] Iruma
    We need to believe we
    were born in this forest.
[07:19] Iruma
    Lead-kun!
[07:20] Lead
    Huh?
[07:21] Iruma
    What's that at your feet?!
[07:23] Lead
    Huh?! Roots?
[07:25] Iruma
    So close! It's a pillow!
[07:27] Lead
    A pillow?!
[07:28] Iruma
    These vines are ropes.
[07:29] Iruma
    This rock is a chair.
[07:30] Lead
    A-And this grass?
[07:32] Iruma
    A plate!
[07:32] Lead
    A plate?!
[07:34] Narrator
    Let's review a bit. Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen,
[07:38] Narrator
    had lived a very grueling fourteen years.
[07:43] Narrator
    Because his parents were absolute idiots,
[07:45] Narrator
    he experienced all kinds
    of harsh situations
[07:47] Narrator
    and ended up surviving
    however he had to.
[07:50] Narrator
    But this all turned around after
    his soul was sold to a demon
SIGN    S
    o
    l
    d
[07:53] Narrator
    and he became Sullivan's grandson!
[07:57] Narrator
    Ever since then, his days have been
    filled with nothing but happiness.
[08:01] Iruma
    Yay!
[08:02] Narrator
    But now, his forgotten memories...
SIGN    Munch...
    Munch...
[08:06] Narrator
    The Iruma from his survival days...
[08:09] Narrator
    is back!
[08:11] Iruma
    Water! Sleep!
[08:13] Iruma
    We'll use grass to make a bed! Oh, and food!
[08:15] Lead
    Food?!
[08:17] Lead
    We're going to eat the ingredients we got?
[08:19] Lead
    What about the points?
[08:20] Iruma
    Points come later!
[08:22] Iruma
    First, we have to make our home!
[08:24] Narrator
    Iruma is already
    experiencing a survival high.
SIGN    Survival High
[08:27] Lead
    O-Okay!
[08:29] Narrator
    Lead is being dragged into
    this by Iruma's enthusiasm.
[08:33] Narrator
    And in order for the two of them
    to become one with the forest...
[08:41] Narrator
    They frolicked in the forest.
[08:44] Narrator
    They spent their time without
    the slightest bit of fear...
[08:48] Narrator
    And now, here we are.
[08:52] Iruma
    Lead-kun, food's ready!
[08:55] Iruma
    Come on, hurry up!
[08:56] Lead
    Ooh, that looks great!
[08:58] Lead
    Don't go eating the whole
    thing when you taste it.
[09:04] Demon A
    This is the Harvest Festival, right?
[09:06] Demon B
    Yeah...
[09:08] Demon A
    We came to steal Iruma's
    ingredient points, right?
[09:11] Demon B
    Yeah.
[09:13] Iruma
    I wonder if the yummy food's ready yet.
[09:17] Lead
    The yummy food is now ready to eat.
[09:21] Iruma And Lead
    Now it's time to eat!
[09:24] Iruma And Lead
    Let's dig in.
[09:27] Iruma And Lead
    Yummy!
[09:30] Iruma
    So good!
[09:33] Demon A
    But they're eating all their points, right?
[09:36] Demon B
    Yeah...
[09:38] Dali
    Wow, this is incredible!
[09:40] Dali
    The students who came to steal
    their points are going away!
[09:44] Demon A
    This is dumb. Let's go.
[09:46] Demon B
    Yeah.
[09:47] Dali
    I can't blame them!
[09:48] Dali
    I mean, all the points
    are currently being eaten.
[09:50] Dali
    I'm not sure if I've ever
    seen such a strategy before!
[09:56] Lead
    Okay, this is good.
[09:59] Lead
    The desire and panic for more points...
[10:01] Lead
    The anxiety about the night that'll soon
    come and steal away all our calmness.
[10:06] Lead
    Exhaustion is survival's biggest enemy.
[10:09] Lead
    For the first day, we need to
    amass stamina and knowledge.
[10:13] Lead
    We don't have any points,
    so no one comes after us!
[10:16] Lead
    This actually makes sense!
[10:17] Lead
    I get you now, Iruma-kun.
[10:19] Lead
    You're a strategist!
[10:21] Lead
    At first, I had no idea what
    he was talking about,
[10:24] Lead
    but who knows who we'll be up against next?
[10:27] Lead
    We need to chill while we can.
[10:30] Iruma
    Maybe I'll have another helping...
[10:32] Lead
    You're eating too much.
[10:35] Lead
    Though, I mean, we've got some
    ingredients hidden away just in case.
[10:41] Lead
    We might be the only ones enjoying
    the Harvest Festival this much.
[10:45] Iruma
    Yeah.
[10:46] Lead
    All we need is for some girls to come by.
[10:48] Lead
    Then it'd be even more fun.
[10:50] Iruma
    Girls?
[10:51] Lead
    You know, Iruma-kun. Don't you
    remember the devi-mixer?
[10:54] Lead
    The thing I hosted during end-of-terminus.
[10:57] Iruma
    Oh, yeah. That was a lot of fun.
[11:01] Narrator
    The devi-mixer.
[11:02] Narrator
    A devilish gathering for demons.
[11:06] Narrator
    However, they're slightly different now.
[11:09] Narrator
    There are many instances in which
SIGN    Hell Grey Tea
    
    Devick
[11:11] Narrator
    boy and girl demons hold them to
    get to know one another better.
[11:16] (Flashback) Haruno
    I'm Haruno!
[11:18] (Flashback) Azuki
    I'm Azuki.
[11:19] (Flashback) Konatsu
    I'm Konatsu.
[11:21] (Flashback) Dosanko
    I'm Dosanko.
[11:23] (Flashback) Lead
    It's a pleasure to meet you!
    You're all so cute!
[11:26] (Flashback) Lead
    Let's all have a lot of fun
    once our intros are done.
[11:29] (Flashback) Girls
    Okay!
[11:31] (Flashback) Iruma
    Lead-kun went through so much
    trouble to hold this gathering.

[11:34] (Flashback) Iruma
    I need to do my best.
[11:35] (Flashback) Sabro
    As the Demon King,
    one must get to know the masses.

[11:41] (Flashback) Jazz
    Well, there are fewer girl demons than guys.
[11:45] (Flashback) Jazz
    It wouldn't hurt to get to know
    some girls outside of our class.

[11:48] (Flashback) Lead
    You guys better get this!
[11:50] (Flashback) Lead
    This is so the girls don't get a lead on us!
[11:55] Narrator
    Before this began,
[11:57] Narrator
    Lead had been giving Iruma and the other
    boys advice on how to act around girls.
[12:03] Narrator
    Because...
[12:04] (Flashback) Lead
    Devi-mixers are all about teamwork.
[12:07] (Flashback) Lead
    Nay! Devi-mixers are battlefields!
[12:10] (Flashback) Lead
    Sorry, but I've got a plan!
[12:12] (Flashback) Lead
    I call it...
[12:14] (Flashback) Lead
    The "You snooze, you lose! I steal
    the spotlight and all the girls" plan!

[12:22] (Flashback) Lead
    I get to be the superstar today!
[12:25] (Flashback) Konatsu
    Hey, Sabro-kun, you're so big!
[12:29] (Flashback) Konatsu
    You basically seem like the Demon King.
[12:32] (Flashback) Lead
    You need to behave, Sabro!
[12:34] (Flashback) Lead
    No rambling about Demon Kings!
    Don't talk too much!
[12:38] (Flashback) Sabro
    Mm.
[12:43] (Flashback) Sabro
    I see.
SIGN    Ba-dump
[12:47] (Flashback) Konatsu
    Oh, how manly!
[12:49] (Flashback) Azuki
    You're wonderful!
[12:51] (Flashback) Dosanko
    So mysterious.
[12:52] (Flashback) Lead
    He's way more popular than I thought!
[12:55] (Flashback) Haruno
    Hey, I saw the news!
[12:57] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh?
[12:58] (Flashback) Haruno
    You defeated the magical beasts
    at Walter Park, right?
[13:00] (Flashback) Iruma
    Um...
[13:02] (Flashback) Lead
    Iruma-kun, you just need
    to act all harmless as usual!
[13:06] (Flashback) Haruno
    That was amazing for someone so small!
[13:09] (Flashback) Iruma
    Uh, thanks...
[13:10] (Flashback) Haruno
    Look!
[13:11] (Flashback) Haruno
    Your hands are so small, too! So cute!
[13:14] (Flashback) Iruma
    Really?
[13:17] (Flashback) Iruma
    But your hands are much
    prettier and cuter, Haruno-san.
[13:23] (Flashback) Haruno
    Oh, you're so cute.
[13:26] (Flashback) Lead
    This is how he usually is?!
[13:28] (Flashback) Lead
    He might be tougher than I thought!
[13:30] (Flashback) Lead
    As for Jazzy...
[13:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    And they're all gone.
[13:35] (Flashback) Azuki
    Wow!
[13:36] (Flashback) Azuki
    How did you do that?
[13:39] (Flashback) Jazz
    It's a secret.
[13:41] (Flashback) Azuki
    What? Tell us!
[13:44] (Flashback) Jazz
    It's a secret.
[13:45] (Flashback) Lead
    Et tu, Jazzy?!
[13:47] (Flashback) Lead
    I'm gonna end up a straggler?!
[13:50] (Flashback) Lead
    Hey, hey!
[13:51] (Flashback) Lead
    Do you know about my power?
SIGN    Sensory Bandit (Controller)
[13:53] (Flashback) Lead
    It's called Controller.
    I can steal people's senses.
[13:56] (Flashback) Dosanko
    I think I might be interested.
[13:58] (Flashback) Lead
    Yes!
[14:01] (Flashback) Dosanko
    I guess I wouldn't mind letting
    you steal away my sense of smell...
[14:06] (Flashback) Lead
    Where even is your nose?!
[14:11] Lead
    Maybe that was my
    punishment for being selfish...
[14:15] Lead
    I was definitely off my game...
[14:18] Iruma
    Thanks, Lead-kun.
[14:21] Iruma
    Everyone was saying how much fun it
    ended up being because you hosted it.
[14:26] Iruma
    Of course, I totally agree!
[14:30] Lead
    Then...
[14:32] Lead
    Let's have a lot of fun again this time.
[14:34] Iruma
    Huh?
[14:35] Lead
    Winning the Harvest Festival!
[14:37] Lead
    It's up to us to win the whole thing!
[14:40] Iruma
    Yeah!
[14:43] Lead
    Did the students from earlier come back?
[14:45] Lead
    Or could it be...
[14:46] Lead
    a magical beast?
[14:50] Both
    Wha?!
[14:52] Lead
    What is that?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Fight Defend Tame Play Dead
[15:17] Iruma
    Hey, wait! Wait!
[15:18] Lead
    Huh?
[15:19] Iruma
    That's Clara!
[15:21] Lead
    Huh?
SIGN    Clara
[15:23] Lead
    What?!
[15:24] Lead
    That's Clarin?
[15:30] Elizabetta
    I guess you figured it out.
[15:32] Lead
    Nee-san!
[15:34] Lead
    Wait, did you come to take our ingredients?
[15:37] Lead
    Iruma-kun, look out...
[15:39] Iruma
    Ah...
[15:41] Iruma
    What?!
[15:42] Lead
    Iruma-kun!
[15:44] Lead
    Whoa, wait...
[15:45] Elizabetta
    Nope.
[15:46] Lead
    Huh?
[15:47] Elizabetta
    Girls and boys should be together...
[15:51] Elizabetta
    Don't you think?
[15:53] Lead
    I'm so happy...
[15:55] Lead
    No, no, no, no! Don't let her trick you!
[15:58] Elizabetta
    So you see...
[15:59] Elizabetta
    We weren't able to get many ingredients,
[16:03] Elizabetta
    so we wanted you to spare us some.
[16:05] Lead
    So close!
[16:06] Lead
    Er, we don't... have any.
[16:08] Elizabetta
    Really?
[16:10] Lead
    She smells so nice!
    She smells so friggin' nice!
[16:13] Lead
    Oh, no!
[16:14] Lead
    Nee-san's using her bloodline
    ability, Full Love Gauge!
[16:16] Lead
    If I keep smelling this,
[16:18] Lead
    I'm gonna be charmed into
    giving her some ingredients!
[16:22] Elizabetta
    Really?
[16:23] Lead
    We don't have any.
[16:25] Elizabetta
    Really?
[16:25] Lead
    We really don't!
[16:28] Lead
    These ingredients are keeping us alive!
[16:30] Lead
    I can't give them away now!
[16:33] Lead
    Keep hiding it! Hold your breath!
[16:35] Lead
    I'm gonna resist!
    I swear on my pride as a man...
[16:41] Elizabetta
    Pardon me.
[16:48] Elizabetta
    Where? Here? Right around here?
[16:50] Lead
    Hey, wait! Wait, no, that's...
[16:54] Elizabetta
    Found it!
[16:55] Lead
    I didn't stand a chance!
[16:57] Lead
    There was no way I could resist!
    Oh, you can have it!
[17:00] Lead
    Thank you very much!
[17:01] Elizabetta
    Yay, yay!
[17:04] Lead
    That's no fair, Nee-san.
[17:06] Lead
    How the heck am I supposed to resist
    if you use your Full Love Gauge?
[17:09] Elizabetta
    What? But I'm not using it.
[17:12] Lead
    Huh?
[17:13] Lead
    Th-Then you're just naturally this charming?
[17:15] Lead
    But why aren't you using—
[17:17] Elizabetta
    Oh, didn't I mention it earlier?
[17:20] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Well, there are rules that come with it.
[17:23] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Like, I don't use it on boys I actually like.
SIGN    Kaboom!
[17:30] Lead
    Does that mean Nee-san...
[17:32] Lead
    Wait, so basically...
[17:35] Lead
    Nee-san likes me?!
[17:38] Elizabetta
    Squee!
[17:40] Lead
    For real, for real, for real,
    for real, for real?!
[17:43] Lead
    Has my time finally arrived?!
[17:46] Elizabetta
    Hm, but I'm surprised.
[17:49] Elizabetta
    Knowing you, I thought you'd
    have a mountain of ingredients.
[17:54] Elizabetta
    I guess it really is hard.
[17:56] Lead
    Wha—
[18:00] Lead
    I have some!
[18:01] Elizabetta
    Oh?
[18:02] Lead
    As insurance when our insurance runs out,
    I put them in a hidden pocket.
[18:05] Lead
    They're all yours.
[18:06] Elizabetta
    Oh, my! Well done, Lead-kun.
[18:10] Lead
    Aw, shucks...
[18:11] Lead
    U-Um, why don't we
    enjoy some hotpot together?
[18:15] Lead
    I want to know more about
    what you like about me.
[18:18] Elizabetta
    Why, yes.
[18:19] Elizabetta
    I love you very much,
    just like everyone else.
[18:22] Lead
    Huh?
[18:23] Lead
    What?
[18:24] Elizabetta
    I love everyone in the
    Misfit Class very much!
[18:29] Lead
    Every—
SIGN    Eve
    ry
    one
[18:30] Elizabetta
    Everyone!
[18:31] Elizabetta
    Everyone...
SIGN    Everyone
SIGN    Everyone
[18:32] Elizabetta
    Everyone!
SIGN    I love everyone very much
[18:34] Elizabetta
    I love everyone very much!
[18:41] Lead
    Oh, so that's what you meant...
[18:46] Elizabetta
    Oh, dear.
[18:48] Narrator
    Right.
[18:49] Narrator
    X Elizabetta does not
    discriminate between men.
[18:54] Narrator
    She was born with the power Full Love Gauge,
[18:56] Narrator
    which makes everyone fall in love with her.
[19:02] Narrator
    That's why she thought being able to
    love someone freely was beautiful.
[19:08] Narrator
    Passionate love.
[19:11] Narrator
    Tragic love.
[19:14] Narrator
    Stolen love.
[19:17] Narrator
    She purely admired any kind of love.
[19:22] Narrator
    And then she pondered...
[19:25] Narrator
    "Is that the gentleman
    I'm destined to be with?"
[19:27] Narrator
    "Will we be able to have a fiery
    romance even without my powers?"
[19:34] Narrator
    At that moment, Lead was...
[19:35] Lead
    So it's not a romantic kind of love at all?
[19:39] Narrator
    ...dying inside.
[19:42] Narrator
    But nay! He was wrong!
[19:44] Narrator
    Because for her...
[19:46] Narrator
    Every man is a potential romantic interest!
[19:49] Narrator
    Every man is a prince to her.
[19:57] Narrator
    On the first day of training, Raim asked...
[20:00] (Flashback) Raim
    You, the Baby-chan over there.
[20:02] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Yes, ma'am.
[20:03] (Flashback) Raim
    What is your ambition?
[20:06] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    To live happily ever after
    with a wonderful gentleman.
[20:09] (Flashback) Clara
    Wh-Wha?! So mature!
[20:12] (Flashback) Raim
    I see.
[20:15] Narrator
    And the first training Raim conducted
[20:18] Narrator
    was to teach her every
    possible seduction technique.
[20:25] (Flashback) Clara
    Oh?
[20:26] (Flashback) Raim
    Listen well.
[20:27] (Flashback) Raim
    The hardest part of seducing someone
[20:31] (Flashback) Raim
    is determining if you can love them or not.
[20:34] (Flashback) Raim
    You see every man as a
    potential romantic interest.
[20:40] (Flashback) Raim
    If you master all the techniques...
[20:47] Narrator
    You'll get the purest,
    most devilishly charming woman.
[20:53] Elizabetta
    Your expressions change so much.
[20:56] Elizabetta
    You're so adorable, Lead-kun.
[21:02] Elizabetta
    Anyway, thanks for the ingredients.
[21:09] Lead
    I love her...
[21:18] Iruma
    Um...
[21:25] Iruma
    Clara's not saying anything.
[21:28] Iruma
    I haven't been able to play with her
    because of all the training lately.
[21:31] Iruma
    I wonder if she's mad.
[21:34] Iruma
    Hey, Clara. I...
[21:38] Iruma
    Clara?
[21:44] Iruma
    Huh? What?! It's dark... Huh?
[21:49] Clara
    Boo!
[21:50] Iruma
    Huh?
[21:53] Clara
    Iruma-chi captured!
[23:26] Clara
    Su-ki-ma. Tee-hee!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:30] Haruno
    Lead-kun invited us to a devi-mixer.
[23:34] Haruno
    Four of us are going for sure...
[23:36] Haruno
    But maybe we should get one more.
[23:41] Haruno
    Hey! Want to go to a devi-mixer?
[23:43] Eiko
    Huh?
[23:44] Eiko
    I'm not really interested
    in that kind of thing.
[23:47] Eiko
    I'm too busy sorting through
    photos of Iruma-san anyway.
[23:51] Eiko
    I might get a chance to snap a pic at any time!
[23:53] Haruno
    I see.
[23:54] Haruno
    I guess that's that, then.
[23:56] Haruno
    See you later!
[23:58] Eiko
    Sorry!
[23:59] Narrator
    Eiko may have regretted that choice.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Clara
    Iruma-chi captured!
[24:05] Clara
    I'll never let you go again!
    Got you in my crabby pincers!
[24:07] Clara
    This is my toy box!
[24:08] Clara
    It's filled with rice cakes.
    No, that's a soy box 'cause
[24:10] Clara
    I'm gonna put soy powder
    on all those rice cakes!
[24:13] Clara
    Ooh, want some tiramisu?
    Or maybe some pie?
[24:15] Clara
    I'll get them outta my pockets! Come on out!
[24:18] Clara
    Wait, that's a magpie. Ca-caw!
[24:20] Clara
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:22] Clara
    "Clara's Toy Box" and
[24:24] Clara
    "A Night Filled with Screams."
[24:25] Clara
    Now, say "ahh!" Nom!

E7 - Clara's Toy Box / A Night Filled with Screams

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
[00:33] Elizabetta
    I love everyone in the
    Misfit Class very much!
SIGN    I love everyone very much
[00:38] Elizabetta
    I love everyone very much!
[00:42] Elizabetta
    Anyway, thanks for the ingredients.
[00:49] Lead
    I love her...
[00:58] Elizabetta
    Lead-kun gave us some ingredients.
[01:01] Elizabetta
    Everything is going well.
[01:02] Elizabetta
    Now, then...
[01:04] Elizabetta
    I wonder if everything's
    going well for Clara-chan.
[01:08] Iruma
    Um...
[01:19] Clara
    Boo!
[01:20] Iruma
    Huh?
[01:23] Clara
    Iruma-chi captured!
SIGN    Clara's Toy Box
[02:56] Iruma And Clara
    "Clara's Toy Box."
[03:03] Iruma
    C-Clara?
[03:06] Clara
    Got you, Iruma-chi!
[03:08] Iruma
    You startled me!
[03:09] Clara
    I know, right? I did chomp you!
[03:12] Clara
    I haven't seen you in forever,
    Iruma-chi. There, there.
[03:15] Iruma
    I-It's so cramped...
[03:18] Clara
    You know what?
[03:20] Clara
    I learned lots in training.
[03:24] Clara
    So, Iruma-chi...
[03:26] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:27] Clara
    I'm gonna show you.
[03:29] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:32] Iruma
    Hey, wai—
[03:41] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:42] Iruma
    What?
[03:43] Iruma
    What?!
[03:47] Iruma
    Wha— I-Is this place...
[03:53] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:55] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[03:58] Clara
    Okay! Let's play!
[04:01] Iruma
    What?!
[04:06] Clara
    Welcome!
[04:08] Clara
    This is Clara's Toy Box,
    where anything I like can appear!
[04:13] Narrator
    Clara's Toy Box.
[04:15] Narrator
    This combines the Valac family's
    bloodline ability, Toy Toy,
SIGN    Summon (Toy Toy)
[04:19] Narrator
    and the art of illusion
    that she learned from Raim.
[04:23] Narrator
    The only catch is Clara must
    drag her target into her clothes...
[04:26] Narrator
    which means they've basically been
    dragged into Clara's magical pocket.
[04:34] Clara
    And I turn whoever comes here into
    a child so they enjoy it to the fullest!
[04:39] Iruma
    Wow!
[04:41] Clara
    Yeah, so let's play, Iruma-chi!
[04:44] Iruma
    Huh?
[04:45] Clara
    There's lots to do!
[04:47] Clara
    A spiky ball! New and improved!
[04:49] Clara
    A chomp-and-nom picture book!
[04:51] Clara
    A blood-bath wife versus
    mother-in-law war house set.
[04:56] Clara
    There's also...
[04:57] Clara
    A giant mosquito coil maze!
[05:00] Clara
    Tag with a caiman! That one has 66 courses!
[05:03] Iruma
    Um, b-but right now, we're in the
    middle of the Harvest Festival and—
[05:06] Clara
    My personal recommendation is this!
SIGN    Hide-and-Flip!!
SIGN    Reversi
SIGN    Strike
[05:08] Clara
    You play reversi while playing hide-and-seek!
[05:11] Clara
    You can even attack!
    The hide-and-flip game!
[05:19] Iruma
    What the heck?! That sounds super fun!
[05:21] Clara
    Right?
[05:22] Iruma
    I wanna play!
[05:43] Clara
    Orararara! Clararara!
[05:47] Iruma
    Hup!
[05:51] Iruma
    Go!
[05:56] Iruma
    Go!
[05:57] Clara
    Say your prayers, Iruma-chi!
[06:02] Iruma
    Hup!
[06:04] Clara
    Wh-Wha?!
[06:10] Iruma
    Hup!
[06:14] Clara
    Hey, wait!
[06:18] Iruma
    Go!
[06:28] Iruma
    Yay!
[06:31] Clara
    No fair!
[06:36] (Flashback) Raim
    Listen, Baby-chan.
[06:38] (Flashback) Raim
    I'll teach you something very important.
[06:40] (Flashback) Clara
    Something important!
[06:42] (Flashback) Raim
    Your charms...
[06:44] (Flashback) Clara
    My charms...
[06:46] (Flashback) Raim
    ...are that you're unrestrained and surprising.
[06:48] (Flashback) Clara
    Unrestrained and surprising?
[06:51] (Flashback) Raim
    If you can use those two things
    in your favor, any demon will fall...
[06:55] (Flashback) Clara
    Any demon will fall?
[06:57] (Flashback) Raim
    ...head over heels for you.
[07:01] (Flashback) Clara
    Head over heely heely heels!
[07:04] (Flashback) Clara
    One day...
[07:06] (Flashback) Clara
    I'll make you fall head over heels for me!
[07:09] Clara
    Here we go! Whee!
[07:13] Iruma
    Bring it!
[07:18] Clara
    Wh-Wha?! Now you've done it!
[07:22] Narrator
    Even Iruma knew deep down
[07:24] Narrator
    that this was no time to be playing around.
[07:27] Narrator
    But this space was filled with
    so many fun things that he...
[07:32] Narrator
    couldn't help but want to play!
[07:38] Clara
    Raim-sensei told me
[07:44] Clara
    I am Clara
[07:48] Clara
    I'm the Venus of the Land of Toys
[07:55] Clara
    The always childlike Venus
[08:01] Clara
    That's me, Clara
[08:07] Clara
    Shall we play? Maybe not?
[08:10] Clara
    Let's play while you're here
    and play some more
[08:17] Clara
    I wanna play some more
[08:20] Clara
    Let's play!
[08:21] Clara
    Fun toys and games come
    pouring out of my pockets
[08:32] Clara
    Clara clamor clamor Claara Claran
[08:35] Clara
    Head head heady over heely heels
[08:38] Clara
    That's what you'll be for me, you'll see
[08:41] Clara
    I'll be waiting inside my toy box
[08:47] Clara
    I am Clara
[08:53] Clara
    I'm the Venus of the Land of Toys (Venus)
[08:56] Clara
    The always childlike Venus (Venus)
[08:59] Clara
    Clacky-clacky toys
[09:02] Clara
    But make sure you don't play
    too much (Wanna come play?)
[09:08] Clara
    But make sure you don't play
    too much (Wanna come play?)
[09:14] Clara
    But make sure you don't play
    too much (Wanna come play?)
[09:21] Clara
    You just keep having fun, Iruma-chi.
[09:24] Clara
    So far, it's all going according
    to Master's plan!
[09:28] Clara
    Head over heels!
[09:30] Narrator
    It was Raim who instructed her to create
    this space that's so fun, you can't stop.
[09:36] Narrator
    The toy box that makes her
    targets play until they collapse.
[09:40] Narrator
    This spell also has a terrifying side effect:
    it sucks out the mana of the one who's playing.
[09:48] Clara
    Head over heels!
[09:50] Narrator
    Clara doesn't understand this very well.
[09:52] Narrator
    Even when she was training
    with Raim-sensei...
[09:56] (Flashback) Clara
    Head over heels!
[09:57] (Flashback) Raim
    Oh?
[10:01] (Flashback) Raim
    Yay! So cute!
[10:05] (Flashback) Clara
    Head over heels! Head over heels!
    Head over heels! Head over heels!
[10:09] (Flashback) Clara
    Head over heels! Head over heels!
[10:11] (Flashback) Clara
    Head over heels! Head over heels!
[10:18] (Flashback) Raim
    What a terrifying technique....
[10:21] (Flashback) Clara
    Head over heels?
[10:23] (Flashback) Raim
    Yes, I am...
[10:25] (Flashback) Clara
    Devi-yeah!
[10:29] Clara
    This is my chance with Iruma-chi!
[10:47] Iruma
    I did it!
[10:50] Iruma
    Hi-yah!
[10:51] Clara
    Heely heels!
[10:52] Iruma
    Hup!
[10:53] Clara
    Paim!
[10:55] Iruma
    Hup!
[10:55] Clara
    Banaynay!
[10:57] Iruma
    Hup!
[10:58] Clara
    Something!
[10:58] Iruma
    Hup!
[10:59] Clara
    Falfal!
[11:00] Falfal
    Falfal!
[11:01] Iruma
    Hup!
[11:01] Clara
    I'll make him head over heels...
    head over heels...
[11:04] Clara
    Head over heels... head over heels...
[11:08] Clara
    Head over heels!
[11:17] Clara
    I collapsed, too.
[11:19] Clara
    Wait, when did that happen?!
[11:21] Clara
    Why?!
[11:23] Clara
    I was able to maintain my energy just
    fine with Nee-san and Master.
[11:27] (Flashback) Clara
    Yay!
[11:28] Clara
    Oh, no!
[11:30] Clara
    If we play too much,
    Iruma-chi will lose too much mana?
[11:33] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Iruma-chi, are you o—
[11:36] Clara
    Huh?!
[11:38] Iruma
    Wow! We fell down!
[11:41] Iruma
    I've never played so hard
    that I fell down before!
[11:44] Iruma
    Clara, you're amazing! Yay!
[11:48] Clara
    Uh... eh?
[11:50] Clara
    He's totally fine!
[11:52] Iruma
    Um, you know...
[11:53] Iruma
    I'm really bad at playing,
[11:57] Iruma
    but it's so much fun playing with you!
[12:00] Iruma
    I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and happy...
[12:04] Iruma
    You know...
[12:06] Iruma
    I really love playing with you, Clara!
[12:15] Clara
    I see...
[12:16] Clara
    Iruma-chi really is head over heels for me.
[12:20] Clara
    And... since I also collapsed...
[12:25] Clara
    That means I'm head over heels for him, too.
[12:28] Clara
    Mrr... That means it's a tie!
[12:32] Clara
    Boo. Oh well, I guess.
[12:35] Clara
    You know, I really love playing
    with you, too, Iruma-chi.
[12:40] Clara
    It's so much fun...
[12:44] Clara
    I love you the most.
[12:58] Elizabetta
    Good morning!
[13:02] Elizabetta
    Oh, thank goodness!
[13:03] Elizabetta
    You two finally woke up.
[13:05] Iruma
    Huh? Huh?!
[13:08] Iruma
    What?! It's already nighttime?!
[13:12] Iruma
    What would've happened
    if we'd kept playing?
[13:15] Lead
    Iruma-ku...
[13:18] Iruma
    Lead-kun?!
[13:19] Lead
    Hiruma-fun...
[13:21] Iruma
    Are you okay?! Hang in there!
[13:23] Clara
    Oh, fine.
[13:26] Clara
    I guess I'll let you off the hook for today.
[13:34] Iruma
    Girl demons are...
[13:37] Iruma And Lead
    ...terrifying.
[13:43] Narrator
    The Charming Team gained 5,400 points.
[13:47] Narrator
    The Feral Team now has zero.
SIGN    A Night Filled with Screams
[13:58] Dosanko
    "A Night Filled with Screams."
SIGN    Day 1 Night
[14:04] Dali
    Now, then...
[14:06] Dali
    It's a dark, creepy, anxious, lonely night...
[14:11] Dali
    But we're extremely busy!
[14:15] Dali
    The first night always leads
    to a ton of injuries!
[14:21] Weak Rando
    I'm so tired.
[14:24] Weak Rando
    Hey, this grass is nice and soft.
[14:27] Weak Rando
    Sweet. I found a soft place to sleep.
[14:37] Narrator
    Nest Squirrels.
SIGN    Nest Squirrel
[14:39] Narrator
    Their big, round eyes see
    extremely well in the night,
[14:42] Narrator
    and they come to steal
    their enemies' place of rest.
[14:49] Narrator
    Steak Bats.
SIGN    Steak Bats
[14:51] Narrator
    They lure their prey in with their
    delicious smell and suck their blood.
[14:56] Rando A
    Run away!
[14:58] Bird-Head Grass
    Over here!
[14:59] Randos A And B
    Huh?
[15:03] Rando B
    I don't know who you are, but you saved us.
[15:05] Rando A
    Yeah...
[15:06] Rando A
    Wait, where are we?
[15:08] Bird-Head Grass
    Over here...
[15:10] Bird-Head Grass
    Over here...
SIGN    Bird-Head Grass
[15:17] Narrator
    Bird-Head Grass.
[15:18] Narrator
    Its bird head mimics a person's
    voice to lure over its prey.
[15:24] Narrator
    Because they are physically
    weaker and their judgment
[15:27] Narrator
    is clouded from moving around
    so much during the day,
[15:29] Narrator
    the night does not let the
    weakened students escape.
[15:32] Dali
    Panic brings even more panic,
    and they become disheartened.
[15:36] Dali
    And when that happens...
[15:44] Rando A
    I forfeit!
[15:45] Kalego
    Cerberobuth!
[15:52] Kalego
    This should be obvious, but you two won't
    be getting points for this magical beast.
[15:55] Randos A And B
    Okay!
[15:57] Kalego
    Cerberobuth!
[15:58] Kalego
    Cerberobuth!
[16:00] Robin
    Kalego-sensei! Where are you?
[16:04] Robin
    You're so mean, leaving me behind!
[16:07] Bird-Head Grass
    Over here!
[16:08] Robin
    Oh, thank goodness!
[16:10] Robin
    There you are! Jeez...
[16:14] Robin
    Huh?
[16:16] Robin
    Kalego-sensei! Sensei! I forfeit!
[16:19] Kalego
    For crying out loud...
[16:21] Kalego
    I can't believe even I have
    to go out into the field.
[16:23] Blushenko
    Now, don't be like that...
[16:25] Kalego
    Cerberobuth!
[16:26] Narrator
    Buer Blushenko of the rescue squad.
SIGN    Semipermanence (Heal)
[16:29] Narrator
    His ability is Heal.
[16:31] Blushenko
    That's how it goes on the first day.
[16:33] Blushenko
    Students forfeit one after another.
[16:36] Rando C
    Ow, ow, ow!
[16:37] Rescue Squad A
    You'll just have to stick it out.
[16:39] Instructor A
    All of you who've been treated,
    head back to school in an orderly fashion.
[16:44] Rando D
    Damn it! I couldn't get through day one.
[16:47] Rando E
    So dumb...
[16:50] Blushenko
    This is where a fifth of the
    students forfeit every year.
[16:53] Instructor A
    I'm sure we'll start seeing
    the hallucination victims soon.
[16:57] Rando F
    Wow...
[17:00] Rando F
    Such pretty flowers. Is this cotton candy?
[17:04] Rando F
    This feels so nice. It must be paradise!
[17:13] Instructor B
    Hey!
[17:14] Instructor B
    Get a grip!
SIGN    Trippy Vine
[17:18] Narrator
    Trippy Vine.
[17:20] Narrator
    It surrounds its victims by making them
    hallucinate and devours them slowly.
[17:24] Instructor C
    There's one over here, too!
[17:26] Instructor C
    Get a grip already!
[17:27] Instructor B
    Thank goodness we made it in time.
[17:29] Butterflies
    You have such pretty eyes.
[17:30] Butterflies
    I love you.
[17:31] Dosanko
    I'm surrounded by good-looking men!
[17:31] Butterflies
    You're beautiful.
[17:33] Butterflies
    You're so beautiful.
[17:33] Butterflies
    You're lovely.
[17:34] Butterflies
    You're so pretty.
[17:34] Dosanko
    Over here! Over there!
    Flowers and butterflies!
[17:35] Butterflies
    You're not going home tonight.
[17:37] Dosanko
    This world is nothing but springtime!
[17:37] Butterflies
    I love you.
[17:38] Butterflies
    I love you so much.
[17:40] Butterflies
    I love you, honey.
[17:40] Butterflies
    Come closer to me.
[17:43] Haruno
    Dosa-chan, snap out of it!
[17:44] Konatsu
    Wake up!
[17:45] Azuki
    Dosa-chan!
[17:47] Dosanko
    Oh, girls...
[17:50] Haruno
    Jeez, Dosa-chan.
[17:51] Haruno
    You're daydreaming again.
[17:53] Konatsu
    We can't leave you alone for a second.
[17:56] Azuki
    Right?
[17:57] Dosanko
    Sorry, my bad. Tee-hee.
[18:02] Instructor B
    We definitely need his help for
    those who can't forfeit on their own.
[18:10] Orias
    Now, then...
[18:11] Orias
    Which student do I need to save next?
[18:22] Orias
    Hmm... I think that way.
[18:26] Rando Teachers
    Roger!
[18:28] Orias
    Thanks, buds.
[18:30] Narrator
    Orias.
[18:31] Narrator
    Bloodline ability: Lucky Happy.
SIGN    Astrology (Lucky Happy)
[18:34] Narrator
    He has absolute luck that causes
    everything to work in his favor.
[18:39] Rando Teacher A
    Found them!
[18:41] Orias
    Oh, lucky us.
[18:42] Orias
    Let's go for the next one.
[18:44] Rando Teacher A
    Yes, sir.
[18:46] Narrator
    Ever since Orias was named director,
[18:49] Narrator
    the number of casualties during the
    Harvest Festival has dropped tremendously.
[18:53] Orias
    Heya.
[18:54] Instructor B
    Ah, Orias-sensei.
[18:56] Orias
    How's it going?
[18:58] Instructor B
    Well, we don't have to worry as long
    as we have you and Kalego-sensei.
[19:05] Orias
    You can't let your guard down like that.
[19:07] Instructor B
    Huh?
[19:09] Orias
    There are things that
    even my luck can't cover.
[19:19] Kalego
    The nights of the Harvest Festival
    are far noisier than the mornings.
[19:22] Marbas
    Yes.
[19:24] Kalego
    The screams echo, and beasts search
    for their prey with gleaming eyes.
[19:28] Kalego
    Once you lose your footing, you fall.
[19:32] Kalego
    That is part of the Harvest Festival.
[19:34] Marbas
    I wonder how many students
    will forfeit tonight.
[19:42] Haruno
    I'm so tired.
[19:43] Azuki
    I'm sticky with sweat.
[19:46] Konatsu
    I'm starving.
[19:48] Dosanko
    I can't... go on...
[19:50] Haruno
    Do you want to forfeit?
[19:52] Azuki
    I might be at my limit.
[19:54] Konatsu
    But...
[19:56] Konatsu
    We might end up in different
    classes once we're second-years.
[20:00] Konatsu
    Let's try a little harder together.
[20:05] Haruno
    Yeah. Just a little more.
[20:07] Azuki
    Let's do our best—
[20:13] Azuki; Haruno; Konatsu; Dosanko
    Let's forfeit after all!
[20:20] Azuki
    What's that light?
[20:30] Haruno
    It's a castle...
[20:35] Azuki; Haruno; Konatsu; Dosanko
    Pardon us!
[20:50] Konatsu
    No one's here...
[20:54] Haruno
    What is this castle?
[20:57] Picero
    Who's there?
[20:59] Picero
    Who dares enter my
    castle with their shoes on
[21:03] Picero
    and wake me from my slumber?
[21:12] Picero
    Who the heck are you guys?
[21:23] Haruno And Azuki
    He's...
[21:24] Dosanko And Konatsu
    ...so...
[21:25] Azuki; Haruno; Konatsu; Dosanko
    ...hot!
SIGN    He's So Hot
[21:29] Picero
    Huh?
[21:31] Dosanko
    He's truly the beautiful lad from
    the ancient myths of the netherworld!
[21:36] Dosanko
    The one who was so beautiful
    that he was put to sleep forever!
[21:41] Dosanko
    Endymion-sama!
[21:52] Picero
    Seriously, who are you people?
[21:54] Konatsu; Haruno; Azuki
    Endymion-sama!
[21:57] Picero
    Who the hell is that?!
[23:29] Clara
    Su-ki-ma, yes, su-ki-ma.
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:39] Iruma And Clara
    Rock, paper...
[23:41] Iruma And Clara
    scissors!
[23:43] Iruma
    Yay! I won, I won!
[23:45] Iruma
    Paper covers rock, so paper wins!
[23:50] Clara
    Rock can make rock-grilled
    sweet potatoes, so rock wins!
[23:53] Clara
    Yay, yay!
[23:55] Clara
    Woohoo!
[23:55] Iruma
    Huh? Wha...?
[23:57] Narrator
    Clara's Toy Box is meant to be nonsensical.
[23:59] Iruma
    Huh?
[24:00] Iruma
    Huh?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Dosanko
    Oh... Everyone is filled with bloodlust.
[24:05] Dosanko
    Come now, here are some eyedrops.
[24:07] Dosanko
    Close your eyes.
[24:09] Dosanko
    You feel the love overwhelming
    your body, don't you?
[24:12] Dosanko
    Now, open your eyes.
    The first one you see is me...
[24:17] Dosanko
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,

[24:19] Dosanko
    "Can We Make 100 Friends?"
    and "The Students I'm Proud Of."
[24:22] Dosanko
    Let's hold hands and go forth together.

E8 - Can We Make 100 Friends? / The Students I'm Proud Of

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[00:04] Haruno And Azuki
    He's...
[00:05] Dosanko And Konatsu
    ...so...
[00:06] Azuki; Haruno; Konatsu
    ...hot!
SIGN    He's So Hot
[00:09] Picero
    Huh?
[00:11] Dosanko
    He's truly the beautiful lad from
    the ancient myths of the netherworld!
[00:16] Dosanko
    The one who was so beautiful
    that he was put to sleep forever!
[00:21] Dosanko
    Endymion-sama!
[00:30] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:34] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:39] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:45] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:49] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Can We Make 100 Friends?
[02:26] Picero And Goemon
    "Can We Make 100 Friends?"
[02:33] Pekepon
    Pekepon!
[02:34] Demon Cabbage
    Hakupon!
[02:36] Demon Beans
    Make sure you eat your veggies!
[02:39] Goemon
    What a haul!
[02:42] Goemon
    All right, time to head back.
[02:53] Goemon
    Having a castle makes
    hunting feel so much safer.
[02:58] Goemon
    I have returned, Agares-dono!
[03:01] Goemon
    Do you prefer rice porridge
    or rice with veggies?
[03:04] Haruno
    So cute!
[03:06] Konatsu
    Are your eyelashes natural?!
[03:07] Azuki
    You're all disheveled!
[03:09] Goemon
    A raid?!
[03:13] Konatsu
    Wow!
[03:14] Konatsu
    You can stack ten matches on his eyelashes!
[03:16] Picero
    Stop that!
[03:17] Haruno
    He looks great with flowers!
[03:20] Picero
    Stop that!
[03:21] Azuki
    Why's the top of your head so pointy?
[03:24] Picero
    Stop, damn it!
[03:31] Dosanko
    Endymion!
[03:36] Dosanko
    Endymi—oh!
[03:40] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    Dosa-chan!
[03:44] Dosanko
    Love hurts so much sometimes...
[03:49] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    D-Dosa-chan!
[03:51] Picero
    Shut up!
[03:53] Goemon
    Now, now, now, now...
[03:56] Goemon
    I see.
[03:57] Goemon
    So you were attacked by magical beasts.
[04:00] Goemon
    That must have been rough.
[04:02] Haruno
    No, we're sorry.
[04:04] Konatsu
    Sorry.
[04:05] Azuki
    He was just so beautiful
    that we lost our minds.
[04:11] Goemon
    I guess there are some hunter
    instincts at play here.
[04:13] Haruno
    Sorry.
[04:14] Konatsu
    We're really sorry.
[04:16] Azuki
    Truly.
[04:20] Haruno
    But wow...
[04:21] Haruno
    We didn't expect to find such
    an amazing castle in the forest.
[04:24] Goemon
    Ah, yes.
[04:24] Goemon
    This is Agares-dono's bloodline ability.
[04:27] Goemon
    Right?
[04:28] Picero
    I build by acknowledging that the earth
    and trees are all a part of the ground.
SIGN    Bed (My Area)
[04:37] Picero
    It's a practical usage of My Area.
[04:44] Picero
    This isn't exactly a castle.
    We're on top of my bed.
[04:49] Haruno And Konatsu
    On his bed!
[04:51] Azuki
    Oh, my!
[04:53] Picero
    Why do you all seem so happy?
[04:55] Azuki
    W-Wow.
[04:57] Azuki
    Your magic level is so high.
[04:59] Azuki
    Agares-kun, you're rank Alef, right?
[05:04] Picero
    Well, since that hardcore lady trained me...
[05:11] Picero
    Anyway!
[05:13] Picero
    How dare you come into
    my bed without permission?
[05:16] Picero
    Hurry up and drink that...
[05:17] Picero
    and leave!
[05:17] Goemon
    Please, enjoy your stay.
[05:20] Eye Demon
    Gyo!
[05:21] Eye Demon
    Gyo!
[05:22] Eye Demon
    Gyo!
[05:23] Picero
    Why?!
[05:25] Goemon
    We can't just throw them into that
    forest filled with magical beasts!
[05:29] Azuki
    It's scary outside.
[05:31] Haruno
    And we're hungry.
[05:32] Konatsu
    We have no lives left.
[05:34] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    Sigh...
[05:37] Goemon
    I'll go get us some more tea.
[05:39] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    Thank you!
[05:41] Picero
    That stupid busybody!
[05:43] Picero
    Does he realize we're in the
    middle of the Harvest Festival?
[05:45] Azuki
    Um...
[05:46] Azuki
    Are you and Garp-kun good friends?
[05:49] Picero
    What?!
[05:50] Konatsu
    I'd love to hear about your private lives!
[05:52] Haruno
    Yeah, yeah!
[05:55] Picero
    Not really.
[05:57] Picero
    He's just... some stupid busybody.
[06:07] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono!
[06:09] (Flashback) Goemon
    It's time to go to school!
[06:11] (Flashback) Picero
    Shut up.
[06:12] (Flashback) Goemon
    Good morning!
[06:15] (Flashback) Picero
    You come here every frickin' day...
[06:18] (Flashback) Picero
    Listen, I want to sleep.
[06:21] (Flashback) Picero
    I only care about hitting the minimum
    required attendance for school, got it?
[06:26] (Flashback) Picero
    So—
[06:27] (Flashback) Goemon
    Have no fear! We are on our way!
[06:29] (Flashback) Goemon
    I'll properly deliver you to school!
[06:33] (Flashback) Goemon
    I've even got breakfast for you!
SIGN    Off We Go
[06:35] (Flashback) Letters
    Off we go!
[06:37] (Flashback) Picero
    Listen to me, damn it.
[06:38] (Flashback) Picero
    Here!
[06:40] (Flashback) Picero
    This is good.
[06:42] (Flashback) Picero
    Seriously, I don't get it.
[06:44] (Flashback) Picero
    You don't benefit at all
    from taking care of me.
[06:48] (Flashback) Goemon
    That's not true!
[06:50] (Flashback) Goemon
    Because my ambition...
[06:52] (Flashback) Goemon
    is to make 100 friends!
[06:56] (Flashback) Picero
    Huh?
[06:57] (Flashback) Goemon
    I just can't leave those
    who are left out alone!
[07:00] (Flashback) Goemon
    Though... I'm such a busybody
    that they all end up leaving...
[07:06] (Flashback) Picero
    You make no sense.
[07:09] (Flashback) Goemon
    But I won't give up!
[07:11] (Flashback) Picero
    Ugh, okay already. Do your best, I guess?
[07:16] (Flashback) Goemon
    Indeed! I will do my best!
[07:19] (Flashback) Goemon
    Let's go!
[07:21] (Flashback) Picero
    Shut up! Stop running!
[07:24] (Flashback) Eye Demon
    Gyo, gyo!
[07:28] Picero
    Ever since then, he keeps trying to
    take care of me at every opportunity,
[07:31] Picero
    and he drags me everywhere.
[07:34] Picero
    He's so persistent, and I'm
    so tired I can't even bother,
[07:37] Picero
    so I was letting him do what
    he wanted for a while, but...
[07:41] (Flashback) Picero
    I'm so annoyed.
[07:43] (Flashback) Picero
    I don't know if my evil
    cycle's coming up or what...
[07:46] (Flashback) Picero
    Whatever. Goodnight.
[07:48] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono!
[07:50] (Flashback) Goemon
    I found a very entertaining-looking spot!
[07:52] (Flashback) Goemon
    Let's go!
[07:53] (Flashback) Picero
    No.
[07:54] (Flashback) Goemon
    What? But it'll be so much fun!
[07:56] (Flashback) Goemon
    We'll go fishing for oglepoles! Let's go!
[08:00] (Flashback) Picero
    I said no.
[08:02] (Flashback) Goemon
    It's okay! I'll carry you there!
[08:06] (Flashback) Picero
    I said no! Leave me alone!
[08:10] Picero
    So, yeah...
[08:11] Picero
    I got super pissed.
[08:13] Picero
    Even I couldn't hold in
    my irritation anymore,
[08:16] Picero
    and he went home looking super sad.
[08:20] Picero
    But from my point of view,
    I should've yelled at him sooner!
[08:23] Picero
    He carries me around while I'm asleep!
[08:26] Picero
    That's basically kidnapping! Jeez!
[08:27] Haruno
    He actually talks quite a bit.
[08:29] Picero
    I got annoyed just remembering that.
[08:29] Haruno
    Yeah, he does...
[08:31] Picero
    Ugh, I'm honestly so sick of him.
[08:34] Haruno
    S-So they don't... actually get along?
[08:38] Konatsu
    Hard to say.
[08:39] Azuki
    But they hang out together...
[08:43] Dosanko
    I totally understand.
[08:45] Dosanko
    They're basically like a couple living
    together while carrying a timebomb.
[08:51] Dosanko
    Eventually, a disagreement
    will cause an explosion,
[08:55] Dosanko
    which will lead to a catastrophe,
    and one of them will...
[08:59] Dosanko
    Endymion!
[09:03] Goemon
    Here's your Hell Grey tea!
[09:05] Goemon
    What were you talking—
[09:11] Azuki
    What are those screams?
[09:12] Konatsu
    Outside?!
[09:14] Haruno
    S-Someone's being attacked outside?
[09:19] Picero
    Garp...
[09:20] Picero
    Don't do it.
[09:26] Picero
    Just give it a rest!
    This is the Harvest Festival!
[09:29] Picero
    Those four are already a handful,
[09:33] Picero
    and you're going to save even more?
[09:35] Picero
    This doesn't benefit us at all!
[09:42] Goemon
    But you understand, don't you, Agares-dono?
[09:52] Goemon
    I'll be back.
[09:54] Picero
    Ugh...
[09:57] Picero
    Damn it!
[10:02] (Flashback) Picero
    I can't sleep.
[10:05] (Flashback) Picero
    I can't sleep at all! This sucks!
[10:08] (Flashback) Picero
    Damn it, what the hell?
[10:11] (Flashback) Picero
    And it's because...
[10:12] (Flashback) Picero
    I said no! Leave me alone!
[10:21] (Flashback) Picero
    I really lashed out at him.
    He probably won't be back.

[10:25] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono! Time for school!
[10:31] (Flashback) Picero
    D-Do you not remember
    what happened yesterday?
[10:34] (Flashback) Goemon
    Huh? You yelled at me... right?
[10:38] (Flashback) Goemon
    But I figured you might be hungry.
[10:42] (Flashback) Picero
    Oh... He's...
[10:45] (Flashback) Picero
    He's...
[10:47] (Flashback) Picero
    a swordsman, but he's completely oblivious.
[10:52] (Flashback) Picero
    This is so stupid.
[10:54] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono?
[10:55] (Flashback) Goemon
    Agares-dono! Did you fall asleep?
[10:58] (Flashback) Goemon
    Don't you want any rice balls?
[11:01] Picero
    Seriously.
[11:04] Picero
    I'm done...
[11:06] Picero
    with your meddling!
[11:25] Goemon
    Wind-Sword Kill!
SIGN    Wind-Sword Kill
[11:30] Picero
    He doesn't have any damn brakes...
[11:39] Goemon
    M-My apologies...
[11:42] Picero
    Whatever.
[11:47] Azuki
    Oh, thank goodness!
    They are good friends, after all.
[11:50] Dosanko
    Friendship is beautiful.
[11:53] Dosanko
    They definitely get a spot
     on my list of favorites.
[11:57] Dosanko
    I just can't get enough!
[12:01] Picero
    Hurry up and get inside.
    Bring in whoever's outside, too.
[12:04] Goemon
    Agares-dono... Thank you!
[12:13] Goemon
    Come in, everyone!
[12:18] Picero
    Why, you...
[12:20] Picero
    Garp, you moron!
[12:22] Picero
    What am I supposed to do
    with all these guys?!
[12:24] Goemon
    Huh? Wha?
[12:26] Konatsu
    Are they friends?
[12:27] Azuki
    Yup!
[12:28] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki; Dosanko
    They totally are!
SIGN    The Students I'm Proud Of
[12:39] Students
    "The Students I'm Proud Of."
SIGN    Resourceful Leader
    Sergeant Furfur
SIGN    Seduction Instructor
    Raim
[12:49] Raim
    Kyuba!
SIGN    The Sobbing Empress
    Vepar
SIGN    Taming Gentleman
    Mr. Hat
[12:55] Mr. Hat
    Now, then...
[13:00] Furfur; Raim; Vepar; Mr. Hat
    Cheers!
[13:04] Furfur
    Who got all these drinking snacks together?
[13:07] Furfur
    They're great!
[13:09] Vepar
    Liquid is just superb,
    supreme, and divine...
[13:13] Mr. Hat
    Delving a little further,
    the best kind of liquid is black tea.
[13:18] Raim
    Oh, I don't know about that.
SIGN    No drinking alcohol until you're an adult
[13:20] Eye Demon
    Ding dong.
[13:24] Teacher A
    What's going on in that tent?
[13:26] Furfur
    Raimu-chan, sit over here!
[13:29] Raim
    What? As long as you don't get all clingy.
[13:32] Vepar
    U-Um, would you like some alcohol?
[13:35] Mr. Hat
    No, I am fine with black tea.
[13:36] Furfur
    Vepar-chan, did you cut yours with water?
[13:40] Vepar
    It's on the rocks.
[13:41] Furfur
    Seriously?!
[13:42] Furfur
    I guess you can handle
    your alcohol, Vepar-chan.
[13:42] Raim
    Wow, so strong.
[13:45] Opera
    Excuse us.
[13:47] Sullivan
    We're coming in!
[13:49] Sullivan
    Let us join your little party!
[13:53] Furfur
    Sure thing!
[13:57] Sullivan
    Come on. You're coming, too, Bachiko-chan.
[14:01] Sullivan
    She was watching all alone,
    so I dragged her with me.
[14:05] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Damn it, Iruma!
[14:07] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Damn it!
[14:08] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You're still at zero points, damn it!
[14:15] Bachiko
    I-I'm very happy to be
    surrounded b-by such...
[14:18] Bachiko
    famous demons. Yes.
[14:20] Furfur
    Heya! You're from one of the
    Three Great Heroes' families, too.
[14:23] Furfur
    Come on, let's hang out!
[14:25] Bachiko
    Okay!
[14:30] Vepar
    Alcohol?
[14:31] Bachiko
    Nah, I'm not gonna drink.
[14:33] Opera
    So, what kind of conversation
    were you having?
[14:37] Raim
    Why, we were talking about
    the Harvest Festival, of course.
[14:40] Raim
    Here's where everyone's at right now.
[14:43] Mr. Hat
    Now, then...
[14:45] Sullivan
    Are you going to show me Iruma-kun?
[14:49] Sullivan
    Devi...
[14:51] Mr. Hat
    Speaking as the taming instructor...
[14:55] Mr. Hat
    Lady Keroli and Gentleman Camui's
    beast-commanding team is extremely talented.
[15:00] Mr. Hat
    Even in all the Harvest Festival's history,
[15:02] Mr. Hat
    there have never been students who
     commanded magical beasts like they do!
[15:05] Mr. Hat
    Behold their nobility! Their beauty!
[15:09] Narrator
    The Keroli and Camui pair: 14,200 points.
[15:12] Furfur
    Ooh!
[15:14] Raim
    There was someone who won before without
    really harming the magical beasts, too.
[15:18] Sullivan
    Ah, Balam-sensei.
[15:21] Narrator
    This is Balam Shichiro
    when he was a student.
[15:23] Narrator
    He won the Harvest Festival by
    acquiring 55,000 points on his own.
[15:27] Narrator
    He did not unnecessarily
    harm any plants or beasts.
[15:32] Sullivan
    He fully used his knowledge of magical
    plants and scored an insane amount of points.
[15:36] Sullivan
    That sure takes me back.
[15:39] Sullivan
    Though he also had quite
    the talented advisor.
[15:44] Raim
    Hmm, but you know...
[15:46] Sullivan
    Ooh! Is Iruma-kun next?
[15:50] Sullivan
    Devi...
[15:52] Raim
    If you're taming anyone...
[15:53] Raim
    It should be the opposite sex!
[15:55] Raim
    In terms of sexiness, my girls are on top.
[15:58] Narrator
    The Clara and Elizabetta pair: 9,400 points.
[16:03] Raim
    Nothing is harder than fighting
    back against your desires.
[16:07] Furfur
    Ah, the technique you used
    at the Harvest Festival before...
[16:11] Furfur
    It's pretty amazing.
[16:13] Sullivan
    Yes, indeed.
[16:15] Raim
    Well, there was one man I couldn't
    seduce, so I couldn't win...
[16:22] Vepar
    Um!
[16:23] Vepar
    There are other students trying their best
    to get to the top over here, too!
[16:27] Sullivan
    Oh, Iruma-kun!
[16:30] Sullivan
    Devi...
[16:32] Vepar
    They created a sturdy castle and are
    hunting magical beasts with incredible speed!
[16:37] Vepar
    These boys are using their bloodline
     abilities the most skillfully
[16:41] Vepar
    of everyone in this Harvest Festival!
[16:45] Mr. Hat
    It seems quite crowded, but having
    a base does give them an advantage.
[16:48] Vepar
    I know, right?
[16:50] Sullivan
    Oho...
[16:51] Furfur
    But still, making such a good showing
    regardless of fighting or defensive skills...
[16:55] Furfur
    That's the easiest and best.
[16:56] Sullivan
    Is this finally Iruma-kun?!
[16:59] Sullivan
    Devi...
[17:01] Furfur
    They sneak right in...
[17:04] Furfur
    Use their heads...
[17:07] Furfur
    Set their sights on their prey...
[17:11] Furfur
    And steal it all away.
[17:13] Furfur
    Of course, when you're that sneaky
    and cunning, you're gonna win.
[17:19] Sullivan And Raim
    So shameless!
[17:21] Mr. Hat
    I see...
[17:23] Mr. Hat
    Still, judging overall,
    the ones closest to winning are...
[17:28] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar
    My students, obviously.
[17:38] Raim; Mr. Hat; Vepar
    Hm?
[17:39] Narrator
    Right now...
SIGN    Rivals
[17:45] Narrator
    The mentors' sense of rivalry
    has become clear.
[17:49] Raim
    Wait, wait. Nothing beats sexiness!
[17:52] Vepar
    W-Well, my boys are amazing, too!
[17:55] Mr. Hat
    Beast tamers are the ones
    who should stand at the top!
[17:59] Raim
    But you can't score high
    if you can't attack beasts!
[18:02] Vepar
    B-Bloodline abilities are the best!
[18:06] Furfur
    Now, calm down.
[18:08] Furfur
    This is turning into a game of one-upsmanship.
[18:10] Vepar
    Deceivers should be quiet right now!
[18:12] Sullivan
    Hey, hello?
[18:16] Sullivan
    Ugh!
[18:17] Sullivan
    You just keep bragging about your students!
[18:20] Sullivan
    There's Iruma-kun's team, too!
[18:23] Vepar
    Iruma...
[18:24] Raim
    ...kun?
[18:27] Sullivan
    To me, he's the best grandson!
[18:30] Sullivan
    The best choice to win the whole festival!
[18:35] Sullivan
    And push the button.
[18:38] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[18:40] Lead
    So... I really think there's something there,
[18:43] Lead
    even though she didn't
    actually say she likes me.
[18:46] Iruma
    Uh-huh.
[18:47] Raim
    They're talking about romance!
[18:48] Mr. Hat
    At a time like this...
[18:50] Sullivan
    How adorable!
[18:54] Furfur
    They've totally forgotten
    about the Harvest Festival!
[18:57] Furfur
    They're sitting at zero points
    after the first night.
[19:00] Furfur
    That team doesn't stand a chance.
[19:03] Iruma
    Um... Well, in that case...
[19:07] Iruma
    I-If a girl...
[19:10] Iruma
    um, tells you that she l-l-likes you....
[19:14] Iruma
    What does that...
[19:21] Lead
    ...love you...
[19:22] Lead
    Just as much as everyone else.
[19:25] Iruma
    Huh?
[19:26] Lead
    Don't get your hopes up! You'll die!
[19:28] Lead
    You'll die... You'll die... You'll die...!
[19:32] Raim
    How adorable!
[19:34] Raim
    I was like that once, too.
[19:36] Furfur
    Jeez, they're way too relaxed.
[19:38] Furfur
    No one's ever won when they
    had no points after the first day.
[19:42] Furfur
    At this rate, they'll probably
    have to forfeit. Forget winning.
[19:46] Opera
    That's not—
[19:49] Bachiko
    Huh?
[19:51] Bachiko
    Who do you think you are, jackass?!
[19:53] Bachiko
    Don't go underestimatin' my Iruma!
[19:58] Bachiko
    All right.
[20:00] Bachiko
    Bring me some liquor!
    We're about to have a meeting!
[20:03] Raim
    What? You can drink?
[20:05] Furfur
    Ooh, nice! I'm a fan of this turn of events.
[20:08] Furfur
    All right, let's drink! Drink all you want!
[20:14] Raim
    Let's try this again, shall we?
[20:16] All
    Cheers!
[20:19] Bachiko
    And do you know what Iruma said then?
[20:22] Sullivan
    What did he say? What did he say?
[20:24] Bachiko
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[20:26] Sullivan
    Wow! So adorable!
[20:30] Sullivan
    So adorable that my head's spinning!
[20:32] Sullivan
    My head's spinning...
[20:35] Furfur
    What was that?
[20:36] Bachiko
    I ain't telling you!
[20:38] Raim
    My girls are going to acquire
    everything with their beauty!
[20:42] Furfur
    Hopefully no one tricks them
    out of everything they have.
[20:45] Mr. Hat
    Your charms and cunning
    won't work on magical beasts.
[20:48] Bachiko
    Anyway, Iruma's gonna win!
[20:50] Robin
    I believe in you, Lead-kun!
[20:52] Sullivan
    So cute! So adorable! So cute!
[20:55] Suillvan
    So adorable!
[20:57] Narrator
    And so, the night continued...
[21:07] Narrator
    Everyone got through the first day...
[21:18] Narrator
    To prepare for the next day,
    they slowly went to sleep.
[21:31] Narrator
    However...
[21:34] Narrator
    There were some who didn't sleep at all!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
[23:33] Lead
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Ma
[23:38] Eye Demon
    Nighttime.
[23:40] Lead
    I need to go to the bathroom,
    but I don't wanna go alone...
[23:45] Lead
    Oh, you're awake, Iruma-kun?
[23:47] Lead
    Let's go take a piss togeth—huh?!
[23:51] Iruma
    Oh, it's you, Lead-kun.
[23:54] Iruma
    Sorry!
[23:55] Iruma
    I heard a noise, so I used my
    intimidation pose out of habit!
[23:59] Lead
    I almost peed myself.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, hurry home!
[24:06] Sullivan
    Your grandpa is so lonely!
[24:07] Sullivan
    I know!
[24:09] Sullivan
    Why don't I disguise myself and
    sneak into the Harvest Festival?
[24:14] Sullivan
    Then I can help you, Iruma-kun.
[24:16] Sullivan
    Opera, why are you stopping me?
    I can't play favorites?
[24:20] Sullivan
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:22] Sullivan
    "The Dorodoro Brothers' Provocation!"
[24:24] Sullivan
    Maybe I'll grow out my hair, too.
[24:26] Sullivan
    What? That's too hairy of a situation?

E9 - The Dorodoro Brothers' Provocation

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[00:04] Narrator
    The Harvest Festival.
[00:06] Narrator
    As the first day came
    to a close and everyone
[00:08] Narrator
    was going to sleep in
    preparation for the next day...
[00:12] Narrator
    There were some who didn't sleep at all.
[00:20] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:24] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:29] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:35] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:39] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    The Dorodoro Brothers' Provocation
[02:16] Ichiro And Niro
    "The Dorodoro Brothers' Provocation."
[02:28] Niro
    Now's our chance!
[02:31] Sabro
    Whoa, there. Not so fast.
[02:34] Sabro
    You're mine!
[02:35] Sabro
    Seventy-nine! So hard!
[02:43] Ichiro
    Pretty lively, ain't ya?!
[02:48] Asmodeus
    We're quite accustomed
    to fighting through the night.
[02:51] Sabro
    Indeed!
[02:54] Narrator
    Why are they fighting
    even during the nighttime?
[02:59] Narrator
    Let us go back in time a bit.
[03:03] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Competition?
[03:05] (Flashback) Niro
    If you two win,
[03:07] (Flashback) Niro
    we'll give you all of the points we've earned.
[03:10] (Flashback) Niro
    I believe there's at least
    1,200 points in there.
[03:13] (Flashback) Sabro
    And?
[03:14] (Flashback) Sabro
    If we lose, you want us to hand
    over all of our points?
[03:19] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Nah!
[03:20] (Flashback) Ichiro
    We don't want anything like that.
[03:23] (Flashback) Niro
    The reason we came here from the
     battlefield is to take him back.
[03:29] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    "Him"?
[03:31] (Flashback) Ichiro
    We're gonna become his
    number one disciples!
[03:34] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Once we win, we'll be
    taking our master back!
[03:39] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Our master...
[03:41] (Flashback) Sabro
    ...is your master?
[03:43] (Flashback) Ichiro
    The winners will get all the stuff
    we've hunted and our master back.
SIGN    Dorodoro Brothers Older Brother Ichiro
[03:46] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Got it?
SIGN    Dorodoro Brothers Younger Brother Niro
[03:49] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    No, not at all.
[03:51] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Huh?!
[03:52] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Could you not decide
    these things by yourself?
[03:55] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Sorry, but we'll have to
    decline this competition.
[03:57] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    It would be far more effective for us
[03:59] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    to hunt on our own than
    duke it out with you two.
[04:02] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    If you want your master back,
    you should go speak with him yourselves.
[04:06] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    We have to win this, after all.
[04:11] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    So that Iruma-sama will praise me.
[04:15] (Flashback) Ichiro
    You runnin' away?
[04:18] (Flashback) Ichiro
    They're scared.
    They're scared, aren't they?
[04:22] (Flashback) Niro
    They're a couple of spoiled,
    pampered rich boys,
[04:24] (Flashback) Niro
    so they must be afraid of competition.
[04:29] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Weaklings!
[04:32] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Elite cowards! Chickens!
[04:34] (Flashback) Ichiro
    You ain't got no muscles!
    Aren't you embarrassed?
[04:38] (Flashback) Niro
    You may be huge, but I guess your
    heart's no bigger than a water flea.
[04:41] (Flashback) Niro
    Do you two actually have horns?
[04:44] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Better not walk in the
    middle of the road anymore.
[04:47] (Flashback) Niro
    Get down on all fours with
    snot hanging from your noses...
[04:49] (Flashback) Ichiro
    You have to walk along the side
    with these on your backs.
SIGN    W
    a
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    e
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    F
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    e
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[04:52] (Flashback) Asmodeus And Sabro
    Bring it on, you fools!
[04:56] Narrator
    The boss prey found in the eastern cave,
[04:58] Narrator
    the Hundred Flapple.
SIGN    Hundred Flapple
[04:59] Narrator
    Worth 10,800 points.
[05:04] Narrator
    The delicious fruit that hangs from
[05:07] Narrator
    the neck of this boss-class
    ingredient is exquisite...
[05:10] Ichiro
    Twenty-five!
[05:11] Narrator
    But, as its name suggests, it won't fall off
    unless you hit it about a hundred times.
[05:17] Sabro
    Seventy-nine!
[05:19] Ichiro
    Pretty lively, ain't ya?!
[05:24] Asmodeus
    We're quite accustomed
    to fighting through the night.
[05:27] Sabro
    Indeed!
[05:30] Sabro
    Eighty!
[05:31] Sabro
    It still won't fall off!
[05:34] Asmodeus
    Hey!
[05:36] Narrator
    Beware of the Flappy Kick.
[05:38] Narrator
    If you attack its fruit, it attacks
    with this incredibly powerful kick.
[05:43] Ichiro
    Heh. He actually got hit by an attack.
[05:46] Niro
    Yeah, he sure did!
[05:48] Sabro
    Why, you—
[05:49] Asmodeus
    Stop reacting!
[05:50] Sabro
    Come down here, you cowards!
[05:50] Asmodeus
    There's no need to rush.
[05:52] Ichiro And Niro
    You suck! You simpleton!
[05:53] Asmodeus
    Because of Balam-sensei's training,
    we aren't behind in this battle at all.
[05:55] Sabro
    You fools! Morons! Simpletons!
[05:58] Ichiro
    Watch carefully, No-Muscles!
[06:03] Asmodeus
    But he's quite troublesome.
[06:10] Asmodeus
    His reach is unbelievable,
[06:12] Asmodeus
    and he's very proficient with that spear.
[06:16] Asmodeus
    The elder of the brothers
    is skilled physically...
[06:21] Asmodeus
    And the younger is the brains.
[06:23] Asmodeus
    His directions are precise,
[06:24] Asmodeus
    and the elder is physically
    capable of carrying them out.
[06:27] Niro
    Next, over here!
[06:28] Ichiro
    Got it.
[06:29] Asmodeus
    They're precise, and there's
    nothing wasted in their teamwork.
[06:33] Ichiro
    Wake up!
[06:35] Asmodeus
    Razoro Flame!
[06:36] Asmodeus
    Meanwhile...
[06:38] Sabro
    Hey, Honor Student!
[06:40] Sabro
    I can't see ahead of us because
    of your flames! Keep them down!
[06:42] Asmodeus
    This one...
[06:44] Asmodeus
    And I told you to stand back a little!
[06:46] Sabro
    We're in a cave! I can only go back so far!
[06:49] Ichiro
    Aw, they're fighting.
[06:50] Niro
    Oh, how unsightly.
[06:52] Sabro
    Silence!
[06:52] Asmodeus
    Calm down!
[06:54] Asmodeus
    You're getting too upset and attacking
    too easily. We need to be more careful—
[06:57] Niro
    You sure are spineless for an honor student.
[07:00] Asmodeus
    Eighty-five!
[07:02] Sabro
    Hey!
[07:03] Sabro
    You're the one who's blindly attacking!
[07:05] Asmodeus
    I'm allowed to because I'm powerful!
[07:07] Sabro
    I'm more powerful than you!
[07:08] Asmodeus
    I'm telling you to use your head more!
[07:10] Sabro
    You're one to talk after what you just pulled!
[07:12] Asmodeus
    And I pulled it off brilliantly!
[07:13] Sabro
    You call that brilliant?!
[07:15] Asmodeus
    Can't you tell?! It's plain and simple!
[07:15] Niro
    They're so stupid.
[07:17] Sabro
    Try being more specific, then!
[07:18] Niro
    I didn't think they'd fall for it this easily.
[07:21] Niro
    We survive on reasoning.
[07:24] Niro
    Our monstrous bird, Andro Alphus,
    the peacock of provocation...
SIGN    Andro Alphus
SIGN    Peacock of Provocation
SIGN    Wrath (Switch)
[07:29] Niro
    And our bloodline ability: Wrath (Switch).
[07:34] Niro
    It lets out a cry that forcefully
    heightens our opponent's emotions.
[07:40] Niro
    Sound reasoning is key in any competition.
[07:43] Niro
    Nothing is easier to control
    than a beast that's lost its senses.
[07:48] Niro
    We just continue piling on
    one insult after another,
[07:51] Niro
    without letting them realize
    they're being affected.
[07:54] Niro
    Just one more push...
[07:55] Niro
    We'll pick just the right insults to drive
    them even further into an enraged stupor.
[08:03] Niro
    The power of words is essentially
    the power of magic itself.
[08:06] Niro
    I've researched everything
    I need about you two.
[08:10] Niro
    Now...
[08:11] Niro
    Time to flip the Switch.
[08:14] Niro
    Aw, jeez.
[08:15] Niro
    At this rate, not only will you fail
    at becoming the Demon King,
[08:18] Niro
    you're won't even be suited
    to be his right-hand demon!
[08:24] Niro
    Hook, line, and sinker!
[08:25] Niro
    Attacking other students is forbidden.
[08:28] Niro
    The moment his attack hits us,
    they'll have to forfeit!
[08:32] Niro
    Nii-san!
[08:32] Ichiro
    Got it!
[08:33] Niro
    Once he finds out these two fools
    aren't worthy of being his disciples,
[08:36] Niro
    our master will come back to us!
[08:38] Niro
    Our Switch will come out victorious!
[08:43] Ichiro And Niro
    Wha?!
[08:45] Sabro
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[08:47] Sabro
    I almost got burned!
[08:48] Sabro
    You've clearly singed this part!
[08:50] Asmodeus
    Quiet, fool. You should be thanking me.
[08:52] Asmodeus
    I returned you to your senses.
[08:57] Asmodeus
    You're using some kind of magic...
[08:59] Asmodeus
    It's probably some form of mind control.
[09:02] Asmodeus
    But you've picked the wrong subjects.
[09:04] Asmodeus
    When it comes to ambitions...
[09:07] Asmodeus
    I've already been thoroughly
    scolded over that!
[09:10] Asmodeus
    I finally realized something was
    wrong when I saw this fool's face.
[09:15] Asmodeus
    He looked twice as moronic as usual.
[09:17] Sabro
    Hey! Who are you calling a moron?!
[09:20] Asmodeus
    That spell won't work anymore.
    You'll have to figure something else out.
[09:23] Sabro
    Hey! Who are you calling a mor—
[09:25] Asmodeus
    We'll make you regret making fools of—
[09:29] Ichiro
    Damn it...
[09:31] Niro
    Damn it...
[09:33] Ichiro
    Damn it!
[09:33] Niro
    They figured us out!
[09:39] Ichiro
    We almost had you! Damn it! Damn it!
[09:42] Niro
    This isn't fair, damn it!
[09:44] Niro
    Ugh, this is so annoying!
[09:46] Ichiro
    Damn it!
[09:48] Ichiro
    Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[09:49] Sabro
    They're so frustrated,
    it's actually refreshing.
[09:51] Ichiro
    What?!
[09:53] Ichiro
    Of course we're frustrated!
[09:54] Ichiro
    Our bloodline ability, Switch, is special!
[09:58] Ichiro
    Our master praised us for it!
[10:02] Asmodeus
    Your master?
[10:04] Ichiro
    Our master...
[10:06] Ichiro
    helped us like our voices
    that we hated so much!
[10:13] Ichiro
    Master saved us!
[10:16] Narrator
    The Peacock of Provocation.
SIGN    Peacock of Provocation Andro Alphus
[10:18] Narrator
    The bloodline ability
    of the Androalphus family.
[10:21] Narrator
    Switch is a spell that forcibly causes
    the blood to rush to one's head.
[10:26] Narrator
    They'd secretly played a part
    in so many negotiations that
[10:31] Narrator
    there's now a saying:
    "No knives or peacocks at the table."
[10:35] Ichiro
    Ever since we were little,
    we were forced to learn how to negotiate.
[10:40] Ichiro
    But what we aspired to be
    was heroes on the battlefield.
SIGN    Legends of the
     Underworld
[10:46] Ichiro
    We enrolled in Babyls,
    but we couldn't give up our aspirations,
[10:52] Ichiro
    and we escaped right after we enrolled!
[10:54] Ichiro
    Without any connections
    or anything to rely on,
[10:56] Ichiro
    we raided the battle up north,
    which was said to be the worst...
[11:01] Ichiro
    and immediately found
    ourselves on the brink of death.
[11:05] Ichiro
    The one who took us in
    despite our pathetic state
[11:08] Ichiro
    was our master.
[11:09] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Are you all right?
[11:11] Ichiro
    Master let us join his squad and trained us!
[11:16] Ichiro
    He taught us martial arts, tactics,
    and a whole bunch of other things!
[11:20] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Master! Why do you have a mask on?
[11:23] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Hmm...
[11:25] (Flashback) Beak Master
    There are plenty of reasons, but...
[11:28] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Mostly to cover my expressions.
[11:31] (Flashback) Ichiro And Niro
    Huh...
[11:33] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Our master's just the coolest!
[11:35] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Right? Right?!
[11:36] (Flashback) Niro
    Yeah.
[11:37] (Flashback) Niro
    He's an expert in martial
    arts and magic, too.
[11:40] (Flashback) Niro
    I mean... the only thing we're good at is...
[11:45] (Flashback) Niro
    Morning, everyone.
[11:47] (Flashback) Niro
    ...making others mad.
[11:50] (Flashback) Niro
    No one's exactly going to praise
    a bloodline ability like this.
[11:55] (Flashback) Niro
    Everyone around us hates us.
[11:58] (Flashback) Niro
    They say we're underhanded,
    that we work in the shadows.
[12:00] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Hey, that's great.
[12:05] (Flashback) Niro And Ichiro
    Huh?
[12:06] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Switch, was it?
[12:09] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Being able to take away
    the enemy's ability to stay
[12:11] (Flashback) Beak Master
    rational during a battle
    gives you an advantage.
[12:13] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Confusion and diversions...
[12:15] (Flashback) Beak Master
    You might even be able to
    raise your allies' morale.
[12:18] (Flashback) Ichiro
    D-Diversions?
[12:20] (Flashback) Niro
    We've never even thought about that...
[12:23] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Yeah.
[12:25] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Your voices can become a weapon.
[12:28] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Use everything you have to the fullest
    extent, even if it's underhanded.
[12:32] (Flashback) Beak Master
    That's what it means to be in battle.
[12:35] (Flashback) Beak Master
    But if you still feel like your
    family name is tying you down,
[12:39] (Flashback) Beak Master
    then I will give you new names.
[12:43] Ichiro
    Ever since that day,
    we've been the Dorodoro Brothers.
[12:46] Ichiro
    As older brother Ichiro
    and younger brother Niro,
[12:49] Ichiro
    we used our voices to make a name
    for ourselves on the battlefield!
[13:01] Ichiro
    We can finally be of use to our master.
[13:03] Ichiro
    We can finally repay him!
[13:06] Ichiro
    Right when we thought that...
[13:09] (Flashback) Ichiro
    You're going to become a teacher?!
[13:11] (Flashback) Beak Master
    There was an urgent request.
[13:14] (Flashback) Ichiro
    B-But you don't wanna go, do you, Master?
[13:17] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Right? Right?!
[13:18] (Flashback) Niro
    Yeah!
[13:19] (Flashback) Beak Master
    Well...
[13:19] (Flashback) Niro
    Then...
[13:21] (Flashback) Ichiro
    M-Master!
[13:24] (Flashback) Beak Master
    I have to go. I'm very sorry.
[13:27] (Flashback) Niro
    W-Wait!
[13:29] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Master!
[13:30] (Flashback) Niro
    Master!
[13:31] Ichiro
    Ugh, I still remember it clear as day...
[13:31] Both
    Master!
[13:34] Ichiro
    Master...
[13:37] Ichiro
    just looked so sad!
[13:40] (Flashback) Furfur
    I'll be counting on you guys while I'm gone!
[13:45] (Flashback) Furfur
    Bye now!
[13:47] (Flashback) Ichiro And Niro
    Sergeant Furfur!
[13:50] Ichiro
    After Master left,
[13:53] Ichiro
    we completed all the work
    he asked us to do immediately
[13:55] Ichiro
    and gathered all the information we could.
[13:58] (Flashback) Ichiro
    This must be it!
[13:59] (Flashback) Ichiro
    It's a list of the special tutors
    for the Misfit Class at Babyls.
[14:02] (Flashback) Niro
    Who's Master in charge of?
[14:05] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Are you kidding? He's our master!
[14:07] (Flashback) Ichiro
    It's gotta be the ones with the highest
    ranks and the look of fighters.
[14:11] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Must be this Asmodeus Alice
    and Sabnock Sabro pair!
[14:15] (Flashback) Ichiro
    These are the guys who stole our master!
[14:19] Narrator
    Yes.
[14:20] Narrator
    As I'm sure you've noticed,
[14:22] Narrator
    Team Asmodeus's master
    was not Sergeant Furfur...
[14:29] Narrator
    It was Balam.
[14:30] Narrator
    Which means these brothers...
[14:32] Narrator
    were in the middle of a massive
    case of mistaken identity.
[14:35] Niro
    Unforgivable!
[14:36] Ichiro
    Give us back our master!
[14:38] Ichiro
    Master never wanted to go!
[14:41] Ichiro
    He never wanted to train
    some kids at some school!
[14:43] Sabro
    He actually seemed happy about it.
[14:44] Asmodeus
    He told us it was very fun to teach us.
[14:47] Ichiro
    Nuh-uh!
[14:48] Ichiro
    Master always hated all that formal crap!
[14:51] Ichiro
    He wanted to fight freely, mess around
    with girls, and then fight some more!
[14:54] Niro
    Maybe he was a slight sucker for girls
    and didn't handle his alcohol that well,
[14:57] Niro
    but he was the best fighter!
[14:59] Asmodeus
    He's a sucker for girls and
    doesn't handle his alcohol well?
[15:02] Sabro
    Surprising.
[15:03] Asmodeus
    I can't believe Balam-sensei
    could be that way.
[15:06] Niro
    But the fact that he was still popular
    is what made Master so amazing!
[15:09] Niro
    He definitely knew how
    to lead us in a battle.
[15:11] Ichiro
    He must be really popular and
    feared at your school, too, huh?
[15:16] Asmodeus
    Popular?
[15:16] Balam
    There, there, there, there...
[15:17] Asmodeus
    Well, he does like to be
    overly affectionate at times,
[15:19] Asmodeus
    so some find that creepy and fear him...
[15:22] Ichiro And Niro
    F-Find him creepy?!
[15:24] Ichiro
    Hey, that's rude! That guy's a hero!
[15:27] Sabro
    I mean, he's strong...
[15:29] Asmodeus
    He doesn't have much of a presence, though.
[15:31] Ichiro
    What?
[15:32] Ichiro
    He's the epitome of presence!
    He's a walking presence!
[15:34] Balam
    There, there, there...
[15:35] Asmodeus
    And truly, I really wish he
    wouldn't suddenly give us head pats.
[15:39] Sabro
    Yes, those can be surprising.
[15:40] Ichiro And Niro
    Wha—
[15:42] Ichiro
    W-We never even got head pats!
[15:46] Niro
    And you want him to stop?!
[15:50] Niro
    Yeah, you two aren't
    deserving of our master.
SIGN    Full Volume (Wailing)
[15:53] Niro
    We'll crush you with
    our Full Volume (Wailing)!
[15:57] Ichiro
    Don't think that our voices...
[16:00] Ichiro
    only work on demons!
[16:25] Asmodeus
    The magical beast's lost its mind!
[16:29] Ichiro
    This is how we learned
    to fight on the battlefield!
[16:35] Niro
    We'll show you that the
    only ones going to school
[16:38] Niro
    are grunt demons!
[16:43] Asmodeus
    Did you...
[16:45] Asmodeus
    just insult Iruma-sama?
[16:47] Asmodeus
    How dare you?
[16:49] Asmodeus
    Hey, I think you've yelped quite enough.
[17:01] Asmodeus
    Very well.
[17:04] Asmodeus
    I'll take it upon myself to
    lose any sense of reason.
[17:08] Sabro
    Hey! Stop that!
[17:11] Asmodeus
    By using the Balam-style
    surefire way of winning a fight...
[17:14] Asmodeus
    Evil Cycle Unleashed!
[17:19] Asmodeus
    Black smoke rises up from my feet...
[17:24] Asmodeus
    and consumes me...
[17:31] Narrator
    Evil cycles are essentially
    a demon's instinct.
[17:34] Narrator
    A stress cycle during which their
    desire to do evil deeds skyrockets.
[17:39] Narrator
    Their mana increases,
    but their sense of reason disappears.
[17:42] Ichiro
    There were plenty of demons going through
    their evil cycles on the battlefield,
[17:47] Ichiro
    so I thought we were pretty
    used to seeing this.
[17:49] Ichiro
    Which is exactly why this makes no sense!
[17:52] Ichiro
    How are you able...
[17:54] Ichiro
    to dance around so elegantly...
[18:03] Ichiro
    and completely go berserk?
[18:37] Asmodeus
    Vino! Vino! Vino!
[18:42] Ichiro
    Hey, what kind of insane evil cycle is that?
[18:44] Ichiro
    I've never seen anything like it!
[18:46] Niro
    And how did he deliberately
    trigger his evil cycle?
[18:48] Sabro
    That fool...
[18:50] Sabro
    He let himself be consumed.
[18:54] (Flashback) Balam
    This is the medicine that'll
    activate your evil cycle,
[18:56] (Flashback) Balam
    and this is the inhibitor.
[18:59] (Flashback) Balam
    I know they look really suspicious!
[19:01] (Flashback) Balam
    But I definitely supervised their production!
[19:04] (Flashback) Balam
    They're extremely rare!
[19:05] (Flashback) Asmodeus And Sabro
    Uh-huh...
[19:07] (Flashback) Balam
    What I'm about to show you is
    a trump card you can use in battle.
[19:10] (Flashback) Balam
    It's really special!
[19:11] (Flashback) Balam
    I'm going to have you two repeatedly go
    through evil cycles and regular cycles.
[19:16] (Flashback) Balam
    Then, in an emergency, you'll be able to
    willingly unleash your evil cycle.
[19:23] Narrator
    The main trigger that sets
    off an evil cycle is stress.
[19:27] Narrator
    When you forcefully unleash
    that, the stress doubles.
[19:31] Narrator
    They also end up using a lot of mana,
[19:33] Narrator
    but this allows them to fight full-throttle.
[19:36] Narrator
    Their form resembles how
    demons originally were...
[19:42] Narrator
    The demon Asmodeus is the
    demon of virtue and destruction.
[19:48] Niro
    The apple!
[19:56] Niro
    So fast! Crap!
[19:57] Niro
    But if his attacks hit us,
    he'll be disqualified!
[20:03] Niro
    At the same time, that amount
    of power... will kill us.
[20:07] Asmodeus
    Knock, knock...
[20:10] Asmodeus
    Knock...
[20:13] Asmodeus
    Knock.
[20:15] Niro
    Those flames are bad news!
[20:17] Ichiro
    Stop! Can't you hear us?!
[20:19] Asmodeus
    Knock... knock...
[20:22] Niro
    Nii-chan!
[20:28] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Codeword?
[20:30] (Flashback) Balam
    Yes.
[20:32] (Flashback) Balam
    Let's set a codeword to bring
    you back from your evil cycle.
[20:35] (Flashback) Balam
    We'll train your bodies so that you can
    snap out of it when you hear that word.
[20:40] (Flashback) Balam
    And that's exactly why
    you always need two demons.
[20:44] (Flashback) Balam
    Once your partner is consumed,
[20:46] (Flashback) Balam
    you need to use the codeword
    to bring him back...
[20:49] (Flashback) Balam
    by using a word that'll
    powerfully resonate in his heart.
[20:55] Sabro
    Iruma!
[20:59] Asmodeus
    Iruma?
[21:01] Asmodeus
    Iruma...
[21:06] Asmodeus
    Iruma...
[21:18] Asmodeus
    Iruma...
[21:23] Sabro
    What is your ambition?
[21:25] Asmodeus
    To serve as Iruma-sama's weapon, of course!
[21:35] Sabro
    Good!
[21:36] Asmodeus
    I-I...
[21:38] Sabro
    You went pretty wild.
[21:40] Asmodeus
    I see.
[21:41] Asmodeus
    I somehow feel quite refreshed.
[21:44] Sabro
    That's what you say after all that?!
[21:46] Sabro
    I'll be taking more of the points
[21:48] Sabro
    as an annoyance fee!
[21:49] Asmodeus
    What?! That's absurd!
[21:51] Asmodeus
    I'm the one who hunted it!
[21:52] Asmodeus
    And while you stood
    there looking like a fool!
[21:52] Niro
    Wh-What's with those two?
[21:54] Sabro
    Look who's talking! You knock-knock jerk!
[21:58] Asmodeus
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[21:59] Sabro
    Reflect on what you've done, damn you!
[22:01] Asmodeus
    I don't remember it!
[22:01] Sabro
    Now I'm angry! I'll be taking all the points!
[22:03] Asmodeus
    Don't be absurd! Are you stupid and greedy?!
[22:05] Ichiro
    I've never seen anything like
    that on the battlefield...
[22:07] Sabro
    Who do you think brought
    you back to your senses?!
[22:09] Asmodeus
    No one asked for your help!
    I could've done that on my own!
[23:41] Asmodeus
    Su... ki... ma...
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:45] Asmodeus
    Su-ki-ma.
[23:47] Sabro
    Iruma!
[23:48] Asmodeus
    Su-ki-ma!
[23:49] Sabro
    Master Balam's medicine!
[23:51] Asmodeus
    Su-ki-ma...
[23:52] Sabro
    Iruma!
[23:53] Asmodeus
    Su-ki-ma!
[23:54] Sabro
    Master Balam's medicine!
[23:56] Asmodeus
    Su-ki-ma...
[23:57] Sabro
    Iruma!
[23:58] Asmodeus
    Su-ki-ma!
[23:59] Sabro
    Master Balam's medicine!
[24:01] Asmodeus
    Su-ki-ma...
[24:02] Sabro
    Iru—
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Balam
    Asmodeus Alice-kun and Sabnock Sabro-kun...
[24:06] Balam
    I'm relieved that my students
    are doing a good job.
[24:09] Balam
    I'm glad the codeword to return him
    from his evil cycle, "Iruma," worked.
[24:13] Balam
    I was just a little nervous
    that it might not work.
[24:17] Balam
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Balam
    "The Iruma I Know."
[24:21] Balam
    The Iruma-kun I know is a hard worker,
    cares for his classmates,
[24:25] Balam
    and is a human with a strong will.

E10 - The Iruma I Know

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    The Iruma I Know
[02:03] Ameri And Eiko
    "The Iruma I Know."
SIGN    Unknown Sum
[02:07] Narrator
    The first day of the Harvest Festival...
[02:09] Narrator
    The points the Misfit Class has
    earned are as follows.
[02:13] Narrator
    Team Iruma and Lead: 0 points.
[02:16] Narrator
    Team Picero and Goemon:
    8,200 points plus an unknown sum.
[02:21] Narrator
    Team Elizabetta and Clara: 9,400 points.
[02:25] Narrator
    Team Jazz and Schneider: 12,800 points.
[02:30] Narrator
    Team Keroli and Camui: 14,200 points.
[02:34] Narrator
    Team Asmodeus and Sabnock: 15,100 points.
[02:40] Narrator
    Team Asmodeus and Sabnock is in the lead!
SIGN    Flapple
[02:46] Ichiro
    You managed to take the Flapple from us
    on top of all our points.
[02:50] Ichiro
    We lose this battle!
[02:54] Sabro
    Oho, you're surprisingly cooperative.
[02:56] Niro
    Believe me, we don't want to be!
[02:59] Asmodeus
    You call this cooperative?
[03:01] Ichiro
    It sucks, but you two were stronger than us!
[03:05] Ichiro
    Proper warriors have to admit
    when someone's stronger than them!
[03:15] Asmodeus
    We can't attack other participants
    in the Harvest Festival.
[03:19] Asmodeus
    Who knows how this would've turned out
    if the rules were different?
[03:22] Sabro
    Indeed.
[03:22] Sabro
    We did end up struggling.
[03:25] Sabro
    As fellow students of the same master,
[03:28] Sabro
    it was an honor to fight you.
[03:31] Ichiro
    You guys...
[03:38] Ichiro
    Hell yeah!
[03:39] Ichiro
    In that case, I demand a rematch!
[03:41] Niro
    We're definitely not losing next time!
[03:45] Asmodeus
    We're doing this again?
[03:47] Ichiro
    Hell yeah, we are!
[03:49] Ichiro
    Losing and giving up
     are two different things!
[03:52] Ichiro
    We're taking back our master
     no matter what!
[03:55] Ichiro
    We'll fight you two until we're satisfied!
[03:58] Ichiro
    Right?
[03:58] Niro
    Yup!
[03:59] Narrator
    By the way, these two still are dealing
    with a colossal case of mistaken identity.
SIGN    "What's he mean by mistaken identity?"
[04:07] Grandpa Eye Demon
    Asmodeus and Sabnock's master
    is Balam-sensei...
[04:12] Grandpa Eye Demon
    But the Dorodoro Brothers think
    it's actually Sergeant Furfur.
[04:19] Ichiro
    Next, let's head to a swamp!
[04:21] Ichiro
    So we can drown you!
[04:22] Sabro
    Gator hunting, eh? Very well!
[04:24] Asmodeus
    Hey! Don't let them provoke you!
[04:26] Niro
    Oh, we're not using our
    bloodline ability right now.
[04:31] Suzie
    Good morning, everyone!
[04:37] Suzie
    Yis!
[04:38] Suzie
    It's a brand-new morning!
SIGN    Harvest Festival Day 2
[04:42] Suzie
    Yis. Today's another day...
[04:45] Suzie
    to help each other and get along
[04:46] Eiko
    It's already morning?
[04:48] Suzie
    and enjoy hunting!
[04:51] Narrator
    On the second day of the festival,
[04:54] Narrator
    the students largely fall into two groups.
[04:57] Student
    I could barely sleep a wink.
[05:00] Narrator
    There are those who are already exhausted...
[05:06] Iruma
    All right.
[05:07] Narrator
    And the lively ones who are raring to go.
[05:11] Iruma
    Let's do our best again today!
[05:16] Lead
    Okay, now that we've eaten breakfast,
[05:19] Lead
    we've got all our energy back!
[05:20] Lead
    We need to start earning back those points!
[05:24] Iruma
    Yup. But I'm gonna have a little more first.
[05:29] Iruma
    You seem really motivated, Lead-kun.
[05:31] Lead
    Of course I am.
[05:33] Lead
    We only have three days left,
    so we can't just sit around!
[05:36] Lead
    Especially since we have
    zero points after day one.
[05:41] Iruma
    Zero... points?
[05:43] Lead
    Yup, zero points.
[05:46] Lead
    We've gotta do our best!
[05:50] (Flashback) Iruma
    This looks yummy!
[05:54] (Flashback) Iruma And Lead
    Yum, yum...
[05:57] (Flashback) Iruma
    So good...
[06:00] Iruma
    Huh?
[06:01] Iruma
    Wait, does that mean I...
[06:04] (Flashback) Iruma
    Nom.
[06:05] (Flashback) Iruma
    Nom.
[06:05] (Flashback) Iruma
    Nom.
[06:06] Iruma
    ...ate way too much?!
[06:10] Iruma
    O-Oh, no!
[06:12] Iruma
    I was supposed to leave us
    with some points!
[06:14] Iruma
    My habits from my survival
    days got the better of me!
[06:17] Lead
    But man, Iruma-kun, this was a great plan!
[06:21] Lead
    Don't worry! I'm all in!
[06:24] Iruma
    Huh?
[06:24] Lead
    You know...
[06:26] Lead
    You're going for it, aren't you?
[06:28] Lead
    The Legend Leaf.
SIGN    Legend Leaf
[06:34] Narrator
    The Legend Leaf.
[06:36] Narrator
    Everything about it is a mystery.
[06:38] Narrator
    It has never once successfully been hunted.
[06:41] Narrator
    It's a definite winner worth 100,000 points.
[06:43] Narrator
    As its name suggests, it's truly a legend.
[06:45] Lead
    It's the only way to turn this around!
[06:48] Lead
    It's basically the dream.
[06:50] Lead
    This'll be a huge gamble,
    but if we snag the Legend Leaf,
[06:53] Lead
    we're sure to shoot up the ranks!
[06:55] Lead
    Right?
[06:55] Lead
    That's your big plan, right, Iruma-kun?
[06:59] Iruma
    Yeah!
[07:00] Narrator
    He just went with it.
[07:02] Lead
    All right.
[07:03] Lead
    Now that that's settled,
    we gotta gather some info.
[07:05] Lead
    But none of the students
    would know anything.
[07:09] Iruma
    The ones who'd know
    the most about the forest
[07:11] Iruma
    are the magical plants
     and magical beasts.
[07:15] Iruma
    It'd be great if we could
    have a nice chat with them.
[07:19] Lead
    Yeah, that's not happening.
[07:30] Iruma
    Camui-kun!
[07:30] Lead
    Camui!
[07:32] (Flashback) Camui
    What, really? The housewife next door?
[07:34] (Flashback) Camui
    Salacious indeed.
SIGN    Translation (Friendship)
[07:36] Narrator
    Caim Camui. Bloodline ability: Friendship.
[07:37] (Flashback) Camui
    Have no fear. I'll take care of this for you.
[07:42] Lead
    He can talk to magical beasts!
[07:44] Iruma
    Yeah!
[07:45] Lead
    All right! Controller!
SIGN    Sensory Bandit (Controller)
[07:49] Narrator
    Shax Lead. Bloodline ability: Controller.
[07:56] Eiko
    By the way, Gaako, have you heard?
[07:59] Rando Boy
    They mentioned there was a weird
    kingdom in a forest in the second block...
[08:04] Camui
    Beautiful!
[08:05] Lead
    Found him!
[08:07] Lead
    I'll let you choose the best path, Iruma-kun!
[08:10] Iruma
    Got it!
[08:12] Iruma
    We're going to meet up with Keroli and Camui.
[08:15] Iruma
    I wonder... if they'll help us out.
[08:20] Iruma
    No, it'll be fine!
[08:22] Iruma
    I'm sure they'll lend us a hand.
[08:25] Iruma
    We can catch up with each other
    and talk about how the first day went.
[08:30] Iruma
    And then...
[08:39] Iruma
    Um... We wanted to talk...
[08:45] Cosmo
    Her Majesty!
[08:47] Nick
    The true definition of beauty!
[08:48] Cosmo And Nick
    Bow down and freeze before our queen!
[08:53] Camui
    The absolute queen of flawless beauty,
[08:56] Camui
    Queen Crocell Keroli, is here
    to grace you with her presence!
SIGN    °We will be translating the beast speak from here.
[09:09] Magical Beast C
    Our queen!
[09:11] Magical Beast D
    So beautiful!
[09:13] Magical Beast E
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[09:15] Camui
    Yes, I see.
[09:17] Camui
    Trespassers Iruma and Lead!
[09:20] Iruma And Lead
    Y-Yes, sir?
[09:22] Camui
    You two are after the Legend Leaf.
[09:25] Camui
    And you've come seeking my counsel
[09:28] Camui
    to set you in the right direction
    for intel, have you not?
[09:32] Iruma
    Yes!
[09:33] Lead
    Hey, have these two always been like this?
[09:36] Lead
    They're super imposing.
[09:38] Iruma
    Y-Yeah...
[09:40] Lead
    And they've somehow managed to build
[09:42] Lead
    a kingdom in the middle of the forest...
[09:44] Camui
    But of course!
[09:45] Camui
    The Harvest Festival is traditionally
    every demon for themselves,
[09:48] Camui
    hence the advantage of a pack!
[09:51] Camui
    This is the ultimate strategy.
[09:53] Camui
    Queen Keroli, who has command
    over the magical beasts,
[09:57] Camui
    is as beautiful as she is unparalleled!
[10:00] Magical Beasts
    We stand by our queen!
[10:03] Nick
    You're so devi beautiful today!
[10:05] Cosmo
    And she'll be devi beautiful tomorrow!
[10:07] Lead And Iruma
    Wow.
[10:09] Camui
    Honestly...
[10:10] Camui
    Carelessly wandering into
    enemy territory is dangerous.
[10:13] Camui
    I'm surprised you found this place.
[10:15] Lead
    I used my Controller,
[10:19] Lead
    then followed the rumors
    and your mana to find you.
[10:22] Camui
    Hmm...
[10:24] Camui
    He sensed our mana in the vast area
    between here and block four,
[10:29] Camui
    then kept listening in...
[10:33] Camui
    His concentration is extraordinary!
[10:38] Camui
    What shall we do, my queen?
[10:39] Camui
    They entered our land unlawfully,
    so shall we throw them out?
[10:43] Iruma And Lead
    Huh?!
[10:47] Keroli
    Did you bring me tribute?
[10:48] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:49] Lead
    Tribute?
[10:51] Keroli
    You want information
    on the Legend Leaf, don't you?
[10:54] Keroli
    Did you think it would be free?
[10:56] Iruma
    Okay!
[10:57] Iruma
    I can share which magical plants are edib—
[10:59] Keroli
    My beasts can tell me that.
[11:02] Lead
    Oh, we ran into Eliza-neesan
    and Clarin's team on the first day!
[11:07] Lead
    And they charmed us out of all our points...
[11:11] Keroli
    Charmed?
[11:13] Camui
    Hoho! Intel on an enemy team!
[11:16] Camui
    I am quite interested
    in learning about those two!
[11:19] Iruma
    Then...
[11:20] Keroli
    Fine. Hand over that information...
[11:24] Keroli
    and dance for me. Then we'll call it a deal.
[11:31] Iruma
    S-So frilly and fluffy!
[11:34] Lead
    W-We have to wear... these?!
[11:36] Keroli
    You see, Mar-sa—
[11:38] Keroli
    I know someone who'd like pictures.
[11:41] Lead
    Who?!
[11:43] Lead
    This is kinda...
[11:44] Keroli
    I don't see the issue.
[11:45] Iruma
    Can we do something else?
[11:47] Keroli
    Nope.
[11:48] Nick
    Our queen is enjoying herself!
[11:51] Cosmo
    She's quite pleased.
[11:53] Keroli
    Are you going to do it or not?
[11:55] Iruma
    But—
[11:58] Iruma
    This is all so sudden...
[12:02] Lead
    We can't...
[12:04] Lead And Iruma
    We couldn't possibly...
[12:09] Iruma
    I mean...
[12:11] Lead
    I guess we could...
[12:14] Iruma And Lead
    We are Bachiko's personal maids!
[12:17] Lead
    Lindy!
[12:18] Iruma
    Irumanati!
[12:21] Song
    Demons should never let their guard down!
[12:24] Song
    One day, you'll get your heart stolen!
[12:28] Song
    Squee!
[12:29] Song
    That cutie over there is a little imp
[12:32] Cosmo
    Squee!
[12:33] Nick
    Squee!
[12:34] Song
    Want to touch my hair?
[12:37] Song
    I'm going to escape just like that
[12:40] Song
    Want to talk to me?
[12:41] Song
    Want to touch me?
[12:43] Song
    If you insist, I'll play with you
[12:48] Song
    Do you love me?
[12:49] Song
    Well, try to see through me
[12:53] Song
    Can you give up your soul for me?
[12:55] Narrator
    Did she make them dance just to be mean?
[12:58] Song
    Little imp, little imp
[12:59] Narrator
    Nay.
[13:02] Song
    I'll be the little imp
    that drags you around
[13:03] Narrator
    All of the stress she
    built up during her training
[13:06] Narrator
    put her right on the verge of her evil cycle.
[13:07] Song
    Little imp!
[13:09] Narrator
    She was longing for release.
[13:12] Song
    Demons always make the first
    move to get the victory!
[13:13] Narrator
    She may be a dem-dol now,
    but she was first a fan.
[13:15] Song
    I take one look at you,
    and you're all mine!
[13:19] Song
    Nom!
[13:19] Narrator
    Just what was it that made
    this unsmiling girl grin?
[13:20] Song
    I won't let you go!
    I won't let you get away!
[13:23] Song
    I'm selfish, so I want all of you!
[13:24] Narrator
    Indeed, she's...
[13:27] Song
    You like me? I know! That's obvious
[13:28] Keroli
    Wave some more!
[13:30] Keroli
    Yes! You're so cute!
[13:31] Narrator
    ...a huge dem-dol fan!
[13:33] Keroli
    Now turn! Wink! Yes, so cute!
[13:33] Song
    I'm sure you'd give up your heart for me
[13:37] Magical Beast G
    Our queen is happy!
[13:38] Song
    Little imp, little imp
[13:39] Cosmo
    So devi beautiful!
[13:40] Nick
    The Beast Queen!
[13:42] Song
    Be the one who makes me turn around
[13:47] Song
    Little imp!
[13:52] Nick And Cosmo
    That was awesome!
[13:54] Keroli
    Not bad!
[13:56] Lead
    Did we pull it off?
[13:59] Iruma
    I-I think so!
[14:01] Iruma
    Master!
[14:03] Lead
    Our training paid off!
[14:06] Camui
    Ahem.
[14:07] Camui
    The magical beasts moved
     by your song are saying
[14:11] Camui
    that they would like to thank you.
[14:13] Iruma And Lead
    Huh?
[14:20] Song
    The Legendary Leaf does not
    exist yet, so let's grow one
[14:27] Song
    Get a seed and a vase, too
[14:31] Song
    The divorced wife takes
    a hundred steps on a walk
[14:38] Song
    And then they spin around the mother-in-law
[14:45] Song
    Bend down a little
[14:47] Song
    And if you dive into the ground
[14:51] Song
    A mouth will open up
[14:53] Song
    And greet you
[14:55] Song
    What lies in its belly is
[14:57] Song
    The seed... The seed...
    The seed of beginnings!
[15:02] Iruma And Lead
    Wow!
[15:09] Camui
    I've written down the lyrics for you.
[15:11] Camui
    This is about all the information
    we have on the Legend Leaf.
[15:16] Iruma
    Thanks, Camui-kun.
[15:17] Camui
    It was my pleasure.
[15:18] Camui
    Our queen is quite pleased!
[15:23] Keroli
    The second day of the Harvest Festival is
    when things start to get really intense,
[15:27] Keroli
    so we need to be in tip-top shape.
[15:30] Keroli
    Besides, we need to prepare.
[15:34] Keroli
    Anyway...
[15:36] Keroli
    This time was special.
[15:38] Keroli
    Next time, you'll be dancing on a real stage.
[15:41] Keroli
    You'd better be ready!
[15:44] Lead
    See ya!
[15:45] Iruma
    Thanks! Bye-bye!
[15:45] Lead
    Thank you!
[15:47] Narrator
    And so, the pair obtained information
    concerning the Legend Leaf.
[15:51] Narrator
    But just as Keroli said,
[15:54] Narrator
    the second day would be intense.
[15:56] Narrator
    A team from the Misfit Class
[16:00] Narrator
    would be disappearing from the forest...
SIGN    I will protect Babyls!
[16:09] Iruma
    These lyrics are a hint?
[16:12] Lead
    A wife and a mother-in-law?
[16:15] Suzie
    Yis!
[16:16] Suzie
    It appears Iruma-kun and Lead-kun
[16:18] Suzie
    have discovered the existence of the
    seed of beginnings and the vase of endings.
[16:23] Dali
    Those two things are
    the keys to the Legend Leaf!
[16:26] Dali
    Will someone finally get it this year?
[16:29] Suzie
    Oh, how exciting!
[16:32] Suzie
    Now then...
[16:33] Suzie
    On day two of the Harvest Festival,
    we will be seeing more students forfeit.
[16:37] Suzie
    Looks like many of them
    are suffering from exhaustion.
[16:42] Suzie
    However,
[16:43] Suzie
    some teachers are also exhausted
    from rescuing students on the first day.
[16:47] Dali
    Oh, no!
[16:48] Dali
    At this rate, those students are in trouble!
[16:52] Suzie
    But now our saviors have arrived!
[17:00] Dali
    Our saviors have arrived!
[17:06] Dali And Suzie
    The Babyls student council!
[17:09] Johnny
    I've retrieved two students
    who forfeit in block one.
[17:12] Sunny
    One in block two.
[17:14] Quiche
    Four in block three.
[17:17] Ameri
    Roger. Excellent work.
[17:19] Smoke
    We've retrieved most
    of the students we needed to.
[17:22] Ameri
    Indeed.
[17:23] Eye Demon
    Retrieved!
[17:24] Smoke
    But President, you could've just left
    the retrieval to us and taken it easy at HQ.
[17:31] Smoke
    I admire your dedication!
[17:34] Ameri
    R-Right...
[17:36] Ameri
    I really just thought
    I might run into Iruma...
[17:36] Iruma
    Ameri-san!
[17:42] Ameri
    I never imagined I wouldn't see
    hide nor hair of him yet!
[17:47] Smoke
    Still, this takes me back.
[17:49] Smoke
    Your performance at last year's
    Harvest Festival was truly superb.
[17:55] Smoke
    You wouldn't allow anyone
    to get the better of you,
[17:57] Smoke
    and after the 6,666-minute battle,
    you boldly came out on top!
[18:10] Boy Student
    Young King!
[18:11] Smoke
    That's when they started
    calling you the Young King!
[18:13] Girl Student
    Ameri-sama!
[18:15] Ameri
    S-Stop!
[18:16] Ameri
    It's embarrassing! Don't bring it up!
[18:18] Smoke
    I wonder who will win this year.
[18:21] Smoke
    I think the favorites
    are Asmodeus and Orobas.
[18:25] Smoke
    I saw that Iruma-kun had zero points.
[18:29] Smoke
    I think the only chance he has to turn the
    tables now is to get the Legend Leaf.
[18:34] Ameri
    The Legend Leaf...
[18:37] Ameri
    I searched for it last year myself,
[18:39] Ameri
    but I couldn't find a trace of it anywhere.
[18:42] Ameri
    I later found out how it worked,
[18:44] Ameri
    and it turned out to be a
    dirty trick by the administrators.
[18:47] Ameri
    It's basically impossible to obtain.
[18:51] Smoke
    Which means the odds
    of Iruma-kun making a comeback...
[18:55] Ameri
    Are highly unlikely.
[18:57] Smoke
    I see. Well, you're probably right.
[19:01] Ameri
    That said...
[19:04] Ameri
    All of my predictions
     about Iruma have been wrong.
[19:10] Ameri
    He always pulls off the unexpected.
[19:12] Ameri
    He always overcomes impossible tasks
[19:14] Ameri
    and achieves results far greater
    than anyone imagines.
[19:17] Ameri
    He is capable of unbelievable feats.
[19:19] Ameri
    After this tournament,
[19:22] Ameri
    the Misfit Class must all
    be promoted to Dalet,
[19:25] Ameri
    so I'm sure he's quite motivated.
[19:27] Smoke
    President...
[19:30] Smoke
    Is that what you like about him?
[19:33] Red Eye Demon
    A heart?
[19:35] Eye Demon
    A spade?
[19:36] Ameri
    That's a hoe!
[19:39] Smoke
    I mean, you fancy him, don't you?
[19:42] Ameri
    Y-Yes...
[19:47] Smoke
    Well, Iruma-kun does always do the unexpected.
[19:50] Smoke
    So maybe he'll bring you
    a Legend Leaf bouquet.
[19:56] Kakeru
    Rin!
[19:59] Sfx
    Ba-bam!
[20:00] Kakeru
    Congratulations on your victory!
[20:02] Kakeru
    Sorry I'm late.
[20:03] Rin
    You got these for me?
[20:06] Rin
    But it's winter right now!
[20:08] Kakeru
    I really wanted to give these to you.
[20:11] Rin
    Huh?
[20:12] Sfx
    Ba-dump!
[20:13] Kakeru
    Do you know what sunflowers
    mean in floriography?
[20:15] Sunflower
    I only have eyes for you!
[20:17] Rin
    I'm so happy!
[20:18] Kakeru; Sunflowers; Rin
    So blessed!
[20:23] Ameri
    It's totally possible!
[20:24] Iruma
    Ameri-san...
[20:26] Iruma
    I just wanted to see you smile.
[20:29] Ameri
    I-Isn't that basically a p-proposal?!
[20:35] Smoke
    Hello?
[20:35] Quiche
    We've got trouble, President!
[20:37] Quiche
    Things are getting crazy
    in the forfeiters' tent!
[20:40] Students
    Yeah! Go for it!
[20:43] Students
    You're hilarious, Garp!
[20:44] Students
    Get 'em, Asmodeus! Get wild!
[20:46] Students
    You're devi beautiful, Queen Keroli!
[20:48] Johnny
    What's going on here?
[20:52] Quiche
    Isn't that—
[20:54] Bobo
    Hey, everyone!
[20:55] Bobo
    Have you decided your favorite teams?
[20:58] Bobo
    All right, it's betting time!
[21:01] Quiche
    They're placing bets?
[21:02] Sunny
    They've got the students'
    data and win rates...
[21:04] Sunny
    They've definitely done this before.
[21:06] Sunny
    I think I'm rooting for Iruma.
[21:08] Johnny
    Hey!
[21:09] Johnny
    Now's not the time for that!
    We need to stop—
[21:11] Ameri
    Keep it down!
[21:14] Ameri
    Celebrate quieter!
[21:17] Students
    I-It's the president!
[21:18] Students
    She's so cool...
[21:18] Students
    President Ameri!
[21:20] Ameri
    Who's behind this?
[21:22] Bobo
    Thanks, friend!
[21:24] Ameri
    It must be you.
[21:26] Bobo
    Huh?!
[21:26] Bobo
    No, you've got the wrong demon!
     I'm just the help!
[21:30] Bobo
    Some student who just forfeited started this!
[21:34] Ameri
    A student who forfeited?
[21:36] Bobo
    Y-Yes! Um, over there...
[21:39] Bobo
    Look!
[21:42] Bobo
    That's him.
[21:44] Ameri
    What?
[21:46] Narrator
    At last, we have our first fallen
    students from the Misfit Class.
[21:50] Narrator
    Whatever could have happened?
SIGN    Demon Noodles
[21:53] Narrator
    To be continued as they
    enjoy their demon noodles...
[23:32] Magical Beasts
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:35] Quiche
    As I figured, the Misfit Class
    is the most popular.
[23:38] Quiche
    Alrighty.
[23:39] Johnny
    Don't you go placing a bet, too!
[23:41] Smoke
    Who's the dark horse?
[23:42] Sunny
    I think her.
[23:44] Eiko
    I need to move fast so no one sees me.
[23:46] Eiko
    Once I'm done here, I'm out!
[23:48] Sunny
    She's extremely nimble,
    and her movements are precise.
[23:51] Ameri
    Oho... How elegant.
[23:54] Narrator
    Eiko's day-to-day skills were praised by
    Ameri at the most unexpected time.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Ameri
    Oh, Iruma...
[24:05] Ameri
    You want to give me the Legend Leaf?
[24:07] Ameri
    I look forward to it.
[24:09] Iruma
    Ameri-san!
[24:10] Iruma
    Let us become a married couple
[24:12] Iruma
    just as legendary as this Legend Leaf!
[24:14] Ameri
    W-W-W-W-Well said!
[24:16] Ameri
    Let us reserve a wedding
    venue this instant!
[24:18] Ameri
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:20] Ameri
    "Toto the Genie."
[24:21] Ameri
    Oh, I do hope he'll finally propose!
[24:23] Ameri
    I need my own genie!
[24:24] Ameri
    Father! Why are your glasses cracked?

E11 - Toto the Genie

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Toto the Genie
[02:03] Iruma & Naphula
    "Toto the Genie."
[02:20] Narrator
    At last, we have our first fallen
    students from the Misfit Class.
[02:25] Narrator
    Whatever could have happened?
[02:27] Ameri
    Hey! What are you two doing here?!
[02:31] Jazz
    Oh, hey, Prez. We're having dinner.
[02:33] Schneider
    We're having demon noodles.
[02:36] Jazz
    Now that we've had to forfeit,
    all we can do is eat or place bets.
SIGN    Reception
[02:40] Ameri
    You forfeited? When did that happen?
[02:43] Jazz
    You're willing to hear us out?
[02:46] Johnny
    What the...
[02:47] Sunny
    What happened?
[02:51] Jazz
    Even just thinking back on it is horrifying.
[02:53] Jazz
    It was... hell...
[03:01] (Flashback) Jazz
    Our faces have been seen now in block 3,
    so let's switch over to another one.
[03:05] (Flashback) Schneider
    Indeed.
[03:16] (Flashback) Jazz
    Currently, the two of us have 12,800 points.
[03:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    So that's 6,400 points each.
[03:22] (Flashback) Jazz
    We've still got a long way to go.
[03:25] (Flashback) Schneider
    Our only goal is to win.
[03:29] (Flashback) Jazz
    Well, we need to get more points
    for that to happen.
[03:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's... Sergeant Furfur
    is going to make fun of us!
SIGN    Regrettable
     Death
[03:37] (Flashback) Schneider
    A most regrettable death.
[03:40] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's just like my big bro!
[03:42] (Flashback) Jazz
    Those types just never quit, either!
[03:44] (Flashback) Schneider
    Is this filth you're related to... that awful?
[03:48] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's the epitome of selfishness!
[03:50] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's walking evil!
[03:52] (Flashback) Jazz
    In the end, he will inconvenience you
    in every possible way... and you'll die!
[03:55] (Flashback) Schneider
    Ah... How terrifying.
[03:58] (Flashback) Jazz
    Well, for me, he's the last demon I wanna se—
[04:02] (Flashback) Schneider
    What happened?
[04:03] (Flashback) Jazz
    Whoa, I just got dizzy.
[04:05] (Flashback) Jazz
    Maybe because I slept for the first time in—
[04:07] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha—
[04:10] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh?
[04:13] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion A
    Heya, brat.
[04:15] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh?!
[04:16] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wh-Wh-What the hell are you doing here?!
[04:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    What are you doing?!
[04:20] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion B
    Jeez, pipe down, will ya?
[04:24] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion C
    Hey, it's the brat.
[04:27] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion D
    Hey, wittle brat.
[04:29] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion E
    Hey, brat.
[04:31] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion F
    It's your big bro.
[04:32] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion G
    Bring me some booze. Hurry it up!
[04:34] (Flashback) Rocks' Illusion H
    Hey!
[04:37] (Flashback) Schneider
    H-Hey...
[04:39] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha... huh?! What?! Is this hell?!
[04:43] (Flashback) Jazz
    C-Calm down!
[04:45] (Flashback) Jazz
    This isn't possible! It's gotta be
    some weird effect from a plant!

[04:48] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion I
    Hey, brat.
[04:49] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion I
    I see you're as dumb as ever.
[04:52] (Flashback) Jazz
    This can't be happening...
[04:53] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion J
    Hey, bring me booze!
[04:54] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion L
    Still stupid?
[04:56] (Flashback) Jazz
    R-Remain calm...
[04:58] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion M
    You need to study more.
[05:00] (Flashback) Jazz
    Stay calm...
[05:02] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion N
    I pawned off your watch,
    but it was super cheap.
[05:06] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion N
    It was trash.
[05:07] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion P
    You've still got a long way to go, brat.
[05:08] (Flashback) Jazz
    Stay... calm...
[05:11] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion Q
    Well, what can you do?
[05:13] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion Q
    After all, you're just...
[05:16] (Flashback) Rock'S Illusion Q
    a watered-down version of me.
[05:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    Who are you calling...
[05:20] (Flashback) Jazz
    watered down?! You piece-of-shit brother!
[05:25] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh?
[05:34] (Flashback) Orobas
    I believe that direct attacks
    against other students
[05:38] (Flashback) Orobas
    are a violation, Andro M. Jazz.
[05:41] (Flashback) Jazz
    Wha— Shit!
[05:44] (Flashback) Jazz
    It wasn't some illusion from a plant.
[05:46] (Flashback) Jazz
    It was... this guy's magic!
[05:49] Narrator
    The Orobas family.
[05:50] Narrator
    Bloodline ability: Trauma.
SIGN    Magical Lamp (Trauma)
[05:53] Narrator
    An illusionary ability that makes the target
[05:55] Narrator
    see a traumatic hallucination
    they'd never want to see.

[05:58] (Flashback) Jazz
    Shit!
[05:59] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    Devi!
[06:02] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    Andro M. Jazz!
[06:03] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    Violation confirmed! Violation confirmed!
[06:06] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    You are to forfeit this instant!
[06:08] (Flashback) Judge Demon
    You will be taken to the retirees' tent!
[06:11] Judge Demon
    Taking him away! Taking
    him away! Taking him away!
[06:11] (Flashback) Jazz
    Huh? Wai—
[06:13] (Flashback) Schneider
    W-Wait!
[06:14] (Flashback) Jazz
    No!
[06:19] Jazz
    I totally let my guard down.
[06:22] Jazz
    But, I mean... of course
    I was going to kick him.
[06:25] Schneider
    I didn't see it.
[06:26] Sunny
    Yikes...
[06:28] Sunny
    That guy sounds like trouble.
[06:30] Jazz
    Damn it!
[06:32] Johnny
    So he was a victim of student hunting.
[06:34] Johnny
    Though it was coincidence,
    that was rather unlucky.
[06:37] Schneider
    No.
[06:38] Schneider
    It was not coincidence.
[06:45] (Flashback) Orobas
    Now there are only five teams
    left from the Misfit Class.
[06:52] Schneider
    He might be targeting students
    from the Misfit Class...
[06:59] Johnny
    Hello?
[07:00] Sunny
    This is pretty bad.
[07:01] Schneider
    Are you okay?
[07:03] Ameri
    Trauma...
[07:04] Ameri
    If he happened to use that ability...
[07:13] Ameri
    on Iruma... will he be all right?
[07:18] Iruma
    Let's see... " The divorced wife..."
[07:23] Iruma
    Divorced?
[07:25] Lead
    It must be these. Husband and wife stones.
[07:28] Iruma
    Yeah! And they're at a crossroad.
[07:30] Iruma
    According to this song,
[07:32] Iruma
    a clue for the Legend Leaf
    should be right up ahead.
[07:35] Lead
    Ooh!
[07:36] Lead
    Well, that's great and all...
[07:39] Lead
    But aren't the lyrics way too long?
[07:43] Lead
    It's gonna take forever to check
    each place mentioned in the lyrics.
[07:49] Iruma
    Then, let's do this.
[07:52] Lead
    Huh? Wait... Iruma-kun?!
[07:54] Iruma
    Well, the path splits up, too,
[07:57] Iruma
    so I thought splitting up
    to look around might be faster.
[08:00] Lead
    You're pretty audacious
    sometimes, you know that?
[08:04] Iruma
    Okay, I'll investigate
    the first half of the lyrics.
[08:07] Lead
    And I'll look into the second half.
[08:08] Iruma
    We'll meet back up at the
    husband and wife stones.
[08:10] Lead
    Okay! See you later!
[08:16] Iruma
    The divorced wife takes...
[08:21] Iruma
    a hundred steps on a walk
[08:26] Iruma
    And then they circle around the mother-in-law
[08:34] Iruma
    Bend down a little
[08:37] Iruma
    And dive into the ground, and then...
[08:50] Iruma
    A mouth will open up
[08:53] Iruma
    And greet you
[08:55] Iruma
    Lying in its belly is
[08:58] Iruma
    The Seed of Beginnings!
SIGN    Gramps is sobbing as he worries about his grandson !
[09:25] Ali-San
    Super exciting treasure!
[09:28] Iruma
    Ali-san!
[09:30] Ali-San
    Looking for the legendary seed...
[09:34] Ali-San
    Well, Li'l Iru, having fun?
[09:37] Iruma
    Yes!
[09:37] Iruma
    It's so exciting looking
    for treasure underground.
[09:40] Ali-San
    I've gotta say, I'm a bit worried.
[09:44] Iruma
    About what?
[09:45] Ali-San
    What are you gonna do if a
    magical beast attacks you, huh?
[09:49] Ali-San
    Are you gonna be able to
    survive on your own?
[09:52] Ali-San
    You've already lost mana due to
[09:55] Ali-San
    a certain someone getting all
    exhausted and daydreamy.
[10:00] Ali-San
    They're all going to be pissed
    when they find out!
SIGN    Stare....
[10:03] Iruma
    Well, um... I'm sorry.
[10:07] Ali-San
    But the deeper we go, the darker it gets...
[10:11] Ali-San
    And something smells pretty awful.
[10:14] Iruma
    You're right.
[10:16] Ali-San
    Keep your danger radar set on high,
    and remain calm in all situations.
[10:20] Iruma
    You're right.
[10:21] Iruma
    It's important to stay calm in times like—
[10:28] Iruma
    Oh, God, it reeks!
[10:30] Iruma
    It reeks so much!
[10:35] Iruma
    I'm pretty sure that's a first-year...
SIGN    Gimel
[10:38] Iruma
    Naphula-san the Silent?
[10:42] Iruma
    I guess there was another student
    trying to find the Legend Leaf.
[10:46] Ali-San
    Looks like they're in a trap.
    Those are nigi nigi greens.
[10:49] Ali-San
    It's set up so that if you
    fiddled with something,
[10:51] Ali-San
    water would get on the plant, and it'd grow.
[10:54] Narrator
    Nigi nigi greens.
[10:55] Narrator
    They grow 30 meters when even a
    single splash of water gets on them.
[10:59] Narrator
    They then grab onto whatever is nearby.
[11:03] Ali-San
    And once it gets you, you're doomed!
[11:05] Ali-San
    You're just gonna be attacked by a
    magical beast, and it'll all be over.
[11:08] Iruma
    That's terrifying...
[11:11] Ali-San
    Although, apparently this one reeks so bad
    that no magical beasts are coming near it.
[11:16] Ali-San
    I can't say they're gonna stay safe,
    but they'll probably forfeit at this rate.
[11:20] Ali-San
    Let's leave them here and get going.
[11:24] Ali-San
    Li'l Ir—
[11:26] Iruma
    Are you all right? Let's get these off...
[11:27] Ali-San
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What...
[11:30] Ali-San
    What the heck are you doin'?!
[11:32] Ali-San
    They're after the Legend Leaf,
    too, aren't they?!
[11:35] Ali-San
    They're an enemy!
    Why are you setting them free?
[11:37] Iruma
    B-But, um...
[11:39] Iruma
    They don't seem dangerous.
[11:42] Iruma
    And... I think they're asking for... help.
[11:47] Iruma
    And two heads are better than one...
[11:50] Ali-San
    Okay, fine, whatever!
[11:53] Ali-San
    You're such a softie.
[12:00] Iruma
    There, it came off.
[12:06] Iruma
    Hey... O-Okay, okay, I get it.
[12:10] Iruma
    Th-Thanks...
[12:14] Iruma
    Yes, okay. P-Please let me go.
[12:20] Ali-San
    They're following you.
[12:22] Iruma
    W-Well, it might be safer
    if there are two of us...
[12:27] Ali-San
    You're not pushing yourself?
[12:29] Iruma
    Nope... Nope.
[12:55] Iruma
    A temple? Is this the final stop?
[13:00] Iruma
    It might be because of the smell,
    but we didn't run into any magical beasts.
[13:03] Iruma
    Thanks.
[13:04] Iruma
    I'm glad we came here together.
[13:11] Iruma
    That's...
[13:18] Iruma
    Is this... the Seed of Beginnings?
[13:21] Iruma
    Wow! That's amazing!
[13:23] Iruma
    It actually exists!
[13:29] Iruma
    Okay, let's grab it and get back outside.
[13:46] Toto
    Oho... You were able to dodge that.
[13:49] Toto
    You have good eyes.
[14:13] Toto
    I am Toto.
[14:16] Toto
    I am a genie and the protector of that seed.
[14:20] Toto
    I congratulate you for making
    it this far, challenger.
[14:23] Iruma
    G-Genie?
[14:25] Toto
    There are only two ways to obtain the seed.
[14:28] Toto
    First, defeat me and take it by force.
[14:35] Toto
    And the other method...
[14:39] Iruma
    Th-The other method?
[14:43] Toto
    ...is to tell me something interesting.
[14:48] Iruma
    Huh?
[14:50] Iruma
    Something... i-interesting?
[14:56] Toto
    You seem troubled, boy.
[14:59] Iruma
    I-I can't think of anything on the spot...
[15:02] Toto
    Anything is fine as long as
     I've never heard it before.
[15:07] Toto
    And that story just needs to move my
    heart and make me smile or impress me.
[15:13] Toto
    That's all.
[15:14] Iruma
    That's a lot!
[15:16] Toto
    As the guardian of the Seed of Beginnings,
    which can make the Legendary Leaf bloom,
[15:23] Toto
    I must find one worthy of the seed.
[15:28] Toto
    The one with significant
    knowledge that can satisfy me
[15:33] Toto
    has value equal to the seed itself.
[15:38] Iruma
    Um, then...
[15:39] Iruma
    A touching story, A Lone Torturer.
SIGN    Sniffle sniffle
SIGN    From Balam's collection
[15:43] Toto
    I have read all of the
    books in the netherworld.
[15:46] Iruma
    Survival Techniques to Stay Alive!
[15:48] Toto
    I am well-versed in all
    forms of studies regarding
[15:51] Toto
    plants and animals, as well as pharmacology.
[15:55] Iruma
    Bread may be bread, but what's
    a kind of bread you can't eat?
[15:59] Toto
    No one gave you permission
     to start asking riddles instead.
[16:02] Iruma
    This is hard...
[16:04] Iruma
    I mean...
[16:05] Iruma
    I just recently started learning the
    fundamentals of netherworld knowledge.
[16:09] Toto
    Are you done already?
[16:12] Iruma
    Naphula-san?
[16:31] Iruma
    I-I don't get it!
[16:33] Toto
    Ah, yes. That is a classic joke.
[16:36] Iruma
    Th-That actually got through to him?!
[16:39] Iruma
    You understand what Naphula-san is saying?
[16:41] Toto
    It can be found in
    Jokes of the Netherworld 666.
[16:46] Iruma
    I guess you even know all the jokes.
[16:49] Toto
    But I've recalled them too many times,
    so I cannot laugh at them anymore.
[16:55] Toto
    That's what happens when you
    know all of the stories and jokes.
[17:03] Toto
    If I could encounter a new wind
    during the Harvest Festival,
[17:06] Toto
    I thought I could encounter
    new knowledge, as well...
[17:10] Toto
    Oh, how sad...
[17:12] Toto
    Is it truly possible that there's nothing
    left for me to learn in the netherworld?
[17:19] Iruma
    A story that's unknown
    in the netherworld?
[17:23] Iruma
    Toto-san...
[17:24] Iruma
    Have you heard of First Love Memories?
[17:27] Toto
    First...
[17:30] Toto
    What is that? Is it a story?
[17:32] Iruma
    You haven't heard of it? All right!
[17:35] Iruma
    Naphula-san, can you help me out?
SIGN    Gyo
[17:39] Iruma
    You, too, Ali-san.
[17:40] Ali-San
    Dang it. I already told you I'm exhausted.
[17:51] Iruma
    Okay!
[17:52] Iruma
    Ahem.
[17:53] Iruma
    And now, let our story begin.
[17:57] Iruma
    First Love Memories...
[17:59] Iruma
    Episode 1: The Exciting Traffic Accident!
[18:04] Iruma (Rin)
    Oh, no! I'm so late!
[18:08] Iruma (Rin)
    I'm Hoshino Rin (16).
[18:10] Iruma (Rin)
    And I'm definitely late for school right now!
[18:13] Iruma (Rin)
    I can't believe I'm late the
    first day of the new term!
[18:15] Iruma (Rin)
    Ugh, this is the worst!
[18:19] Iruma (Rin)
    Ow...
[18:20] Iruma (Kakeru)
    S-Sorry!
[18:22] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Are you okay?
[18:25] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Are you hurt?
[18:26] Iruma (Rin)
    Huh?
[18:28] Iruma (Rin)
    What's this thrill I'm feeling?
[18:30] Iruma (Rin)
    I've never felt like this before!
[18:33] Iruma (Rin) And Toto
    What in the world is this?!
[18:40] Iruma (Sayo)
    I won't let you have Kakeru-kun!
[18:41] Iruma (Sayo)
    We're settling this with
    tug-of-war, you homewrecker!
[18:47] Iruma (Rin)
    Let's... stop this.
[18:49] Iruma (Rin)
    There is a future where we can
    come to understand each other.
[18:52] Iruma (Sayo)
    Shut up!
[18:54] Iruma (Sayo)
    Heave-ho!
[18:56] Iruma (Rin)
    Heave-ho!
[18:57] Iruma (Rin)
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[18:59] Iruma (Sayo)
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[19:02] Toto
    Ah...
[19:03] Toto
    It's been so long since
    my heart's been so moved.
[19:10] Iruma (Rin)
    If only I could use my taekwondo,
[19:12] Iruma (Rin)
    I could take them down with one blow!
[19:18] Iruma (Rin)
    If I'm this weak,
[19:20] Iruma (Rin)
    there's no way I can protect Kakeru-kun
    from the evil organization.
[19:25] Toto
    It hurts...
[19:30] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Stop this!
[19:31] Iruma (Kakeru)
    Your right arm can't take any more!
[19:33] Iruma (Kakeru)
    I'm throwing in the towel!
[19:34] Iruma (Rin)
    No!
[19:35] Iruma (Rin)
    My feelings for you, Kakeru-kun...
[19:37] Iruma (Rin)
    are unparalleled!
[19:41] Toto
    And yet, it feels so warm...
[19:56] Iruma (Rin)
    I'm going to become even stronger
    so I can protect your smile.
[20:02] Iruma (Rin)
    And maybe even this planet!
[20:07] Toto
    And it's so much fun.
[20:15] Toto
    That was magnificent!
[20:17] Toto
    Kakeru and Rin's love... The sports!
[20:20] Toto
    The battle against the evil
    organization that's after Kakeru!
[20:23] Toto
    I couldn't take my eyes away,
     even for a second!
[20:27] Iruma
    I'm glad... I was able to convey
    how great First Love Memories is.
[20:33] Toto
    Do you know how excited
    I was during the scene where
[20:36] Toto
    Rin hit them with that right
    straight for Kakeru, Iruma?!
[20:39] Toto
    I could barely breathe!
[20:41] Iruma
    I totally understand!
    It's just so passionate, isn't it?
[20:45] Toto
    Knowledge is the seed of friendship.
[20:49] Toto
    My beloved challenger, Iruma.
[20:53] Toto
    As a token of my respect
    for your magnificent knowledge,
[20:56] Toto
    I shall give you the Seed of Beginnings.
[21:01] Toto
    Within my new knowledge,
[21:05] Toto
    I look forward to adding
    "Iruma wins the Harvest Festival."
[21:14] Iruma
    Thank you very much!
[21:16] Iruma
    I'm glad you enjoyed it.
[21:19] Iruma
    I wanted to tell you the story up
    to the latest volume, if I could.
[21:23] Toto
    There's... more?!
[21:25] Toto
    Give me the seed back!
    I want to hear the entire story!
[21:29] Iruma
    But you just gave it to me!
[21:30] Toto
    Don't dodge!
[21:31] Iruma
    B-But I don't have time...
[21:34] Toto
    In that case!
[21:35] Toto
    Give me your phone number!
[21:38] Iruma
    Toto-san, you have a hellphone?!
[21:43] Narrator
    With his passionate interpretation
    of
First Love Memories*,
[21:46] Narrator
    Iruma was able to successfully*
    obtain the Seed of Beginnings!
[23:20] Toto
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:24] Iruma
    Who would've thought I'd exchange
    phone numbers with Toto-san?
[23:31] Iruma
    Huh? Toto-san?
[23:32] Iruma
    He's calling me already?
[23:34] Iruma
    Hello?
[23:36] Toto
    Iruma, continue to tell me
    the tales of First Love Memories
[23:38] Toto
    as you make your way back to the surface.
[23:41] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, sure...
[23:44] Toto
    Oho. And then what happens?
[23:49] Toto
    What?! Unbelievable! I can't take it!
[23:54] Narrator
    Iruma continued his enthusiastic retelling,
[23:57] Narrator
    while fearing the cave
    might collapse on top of them,
[23:59] Narrator
    until his Hellphone's battery was drained.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Toto
    First Love Memories...
[24:05] Toto
    What happened to Rin and Kakeru after they
[24:08] Toto
    were separated due to the earth
    opening up between them?
[24:11] Toto
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:13] Toto
    "Wish Upon Your Bow."
[24:14] Toto
    I'm curious as to what
    happens to Rin and Kakeru,
[24:18] Toto
    so I might just have to
    write the rest on my own.
[24:21] Toto
    What, Iruma?
[24:23] Toto
    Oh, so you're telling me
    that's called a "doujinshi"?

E12 - Wish Upon Your Bow

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[00:06] Iruma
    Okay, let's go.
[00:12] Narrator
    The second night of the Harvest Festival.
[00:15] Narrator
    Iruma obtained the Seed
    of Beginnings and is now
[00:17] Narrator
    looking for an underground cave
    so he can meet back up with Lead.
[00:27] Iruma
    Thank goodness Toto-san
    told us the way back.
[00:32] Iruma
    It did take quite a while
    for us to complete the trial...
[00:35] Iruma
    Episode 1: The Exciting Traffic Accident!
[00:36] (Flashback) Iruma (Rin)
    I'm Hoshino Rin (16).
[00:37] Iruma (Rin)
    Oh, no! I'm so late!
[00:39] (Flashback) Iruma (Rin)
    I'm going to become even stronger
    so I can protect your smile.
[00:40] Iruma (Rin)
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[00:44] (Flashback) Iruma (Rin)
    And maybe even this planet!
[00:45] Iruma
    I need to get out of here and
    meet back up with Lead-kun...
[00:51] Iruma
    What should I say about Naphula-san?
[00:54] Iruma
    I mean...
[00:56] Iruma
    we're supposed to be rivals,
    but they did help me get this seed.
[01:02] Iruma
    Maybe we can split up our points three ways?
[01:05] Iruma
    Um... hmm...
[01:07] Iruma
    Or maybe I'll split my
    points in half with Lead-kun,
[01:10] Iruma
    and then split my half in half
    with Naphula-san...
[01:12] Iruma
    Hmm...
[01:16] Iruma
    I'll figure it out after
    I meet back up with him.
[01:20] Narrator
    He put it off for now.
[01:27] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[01:31] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[01:36] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[01:42] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[01:46] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Wish Upon Your Bow
[03:23] Iruma; Asmodeus; Clara
    "Wish Upon Your Bow."
[03:30] Iruma
    Come to think of it...
[03:31] Iruma
    Naphula-san's smell isn't
    bothering me anymore.
[03:38] Iruma
    Maybe I just got used to it,
    like adapting to my surroundings.
[03:43] Iruma
    The Harvest Festival is reminding me
    a lot of how I used to be.
[03:47] Iruma
    Back then...
[04:10] Iruma
    I did everything I could just to survive.
[04:17] Iruma
    Ever since I came to the netherworld,
[04:19] Iruma
    I've been surrounded by new
    and mysterious things,
[04:23] Iruma
    and there have been some rough spots.
[04:26] Iruma
    At first, I was pretty scared of everyone,
[04:30] Iruma
    but I mean...
[04:32] Iruma
    I really thought they were going to eat me.
[04:35] Iruma
    All the teachers and students
    just looked really intimidating.
[04:39] Iruma
    But they all ended up being great people...
[04:42] Iruma
    er, great demons.
[04:46] Iruma
    I even made some friends,
    finally got some good sleep,
[04:49] Iruma
    and got to eat until I was full,
[04:52] Iruma
    and my life at school's been super fun.
[04:55] Iruma
    Yeah, I am human...
[04:57] Iruma
    But I'm working hard in the netherworld
[05:00] Iruma
    because I want to.
[05:03] Iruma
    That's why...
[05:06] Iruma
    It's always super exciting...
[05:08] Iruma
    and exhilarating!
[05:23] Iruma
    Let's go.
[05:43] Iruma
    Up you go.
[05:48] Iruma
    Huh? I'm okay.
[05:54] Iruma
    That's why...
[05:56] Iruma
    while I'm here in the
    netherworld, I want to...
[06:03] Iruma'S Father
    Iruma!
[06:05] Iruma'S Mother
    Found you!
[06:08] Iruma
    What?!
[06:10] Iruma'S Mother
    How've you been?!
[06:11] Iruma'S Father
    Your mother and father
    are living their best lives!
[06:14] Iruma
    Huh? Wait, why?!
[06:16] Iruma
    Or rather, how did you...
[06:17] Iruma'S Father
    How?
[06:19] Iruma'S Mother
    We walked.
[06:20] Iruma
    Wait, wait!
[06:21] Iruma
    But we're in the nether—
[06:23] Iruma
    This is the netherworld...
[06:25] Iruma
    But I can somehow see
    these two pulling it off!
[06:27] Iruma
    They'd find a way here!
[06:28] Iruma Father And Mother
    Iruma!
[06:30] Iruma Father And Mother
    Yay, yay, happy-go-lucky!
[06:33] Iruma Father And Mother
    Happy-go-lucky!
[06:34] Iruma Father And Mother
    Yay, yay-yay, yay!
[06:37] Iruma'S Father
    Your mom and dad are broke again!
[06:40] Iruma'S Father
    So we're trying to figure out
    our next get-rich-quick scheme!
[06:43] Iruma'S Mother
    Doesn't that sound fun, Iruma?
[06:46] Iruma
    Seriously?
[06:48] Iruma
    No, wait! I have to say it!
[06:51] Iruma
    I need to scold them! I need
    to scold them for selling me off!
[06:57] Iruma'S Mother
    Why don't we try to get rich
    in the desert next?
[07:01] Iruma'S Mother
    I'm sick of the North Pole.
[07:03] Iruma'S Father
    Hey, great idea!
[07:04] Iruma'S Father
    We'll just look for treasure in the
    pyramids and take it for ourselves!
[07:08] Iruma'S Father
    We'll be rich in no time!
[07:08] Iruma
    They're not listening at all!
[07:09] Iruma'S Mother
    That sounds fun!
[07:11] Iruma'S Father
    Hey, scorpions are edible, right?
[07:13] Iruma
    This is how they've always been.
[07:13] Iruma'S Father
    Maybe we can sell them at a food stall.
[07:15] Iruma'S Mother
    That's great! Well, we'll
     need to find some people.
[07:16] Iruma
    Now things are just going to
    end up like they always do...
[07:18] Iruma'S Father
    And that's where we're at.
[07:21] Iruma'S Mother
    So let's go home, Iruma.
[07:26] Iruma
    Um, er, no, I don't...
[07:29] Iruma'S Father
    Huh? But why? You always said...
[07:32] (Flashback) Iruma
    Okay!
[07:33] Iruma'S Mother
    ...and went along with us.
[07:35] Iruma'S Father
    You've always been a good boy
    who listens to his parents.
[07:38] Iruma'S Father
    Am I right?
[07:39] Iruma'S Mother
    That's right!
[07:40] Iruma'S Mother
    And that's why we love you, Iruma!
[07:43] Iruma'S Father
    Of course we do!
[07:45] Iruma'S Father
    Come on, let's go, Iruma! It'll be a blast!
[07:48] Iruma'S Mother
    Yes! Let's go, Iruma! Come on!
[07:51] Iruma'S Mother
    Well...
[07:53] Iruma'S Mother
    Come on, Iruma...
[07:58] Iruma'S Mother
    Please!
[08:03] Iruma'S Mother And Father
    Iruma!
[08:19] Ocho
    Welp, down he goes.
[08:23] Ocho
    Your ability that makes your opponents
    see illusions of what traumatizes them!
[08:26] Ocho
    Splendid work, Orobas-sama!
[08:29] Ocho
    He went so brilliantly upside-down.
[08:31] Ocho
    I, Ocho, am in awe of your greatness!
[08:34] Orobas
    Him falling was a coincidence.
[08:37] Orobas
    I went pretty hard on the spell with him.
[08:39] Orobas
    Even if he survived,
[08:41] Orobas
    Iruma will continue to suffer from
[08:44] Orobas
    illusions of his trauma
    throughout the Harvest Festival.
[08:49] Ocho
    Well done, Orobas-sama—
[08:54] Ocho
    Huh? Who the heck are you?
[08:56] Ocho
    Yikes, you stink! What the hell?!
[09:01] Ocho
    Ugh! You reek!
[09:02] Ocho
    Uh, Orobas-sama! Could you
    get rid of this freak, too?
[09:06] Orobas
    We're only after the Misfit Class.
[09:09] Orobas
    Nobody else matters.
[09:12] Ocho
    Yes, of course, Orobas-sama!
[09:14] Orobas
    Let's go.
[09:15] Ocho
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Hundred
SIGN    Bullseyes
[09:54] Iruma
    Where am I?
[09:56] Iruma
    I remember... seeing my mom
    and dad, and then I fell—ow!
[10:02] Iruma
    My leg...
[10:03] Iruma
    I guess I'm hurt. What should I do?
[10:06] Iruma
    I need to get back up there, quick.
[10:12] Iruma
    Azz-kun? Clara?
[10:14] Iruma
    Huh? But why?
[10:16] Iruma
    Wait, did you two fall—
[10:19] Asmodeus
    Stay away from me, human.
[10:23] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:25] Asmodeus
    Your magic and mana were all a lie.
[10:28] Asmodeus
    An illusion.
[10:33] Iruma
    B-But that's—
[10:34] Clara
    You liar. I hate you.
[10:36] Asmodeus
    Don't bother us anymore.
[10:39] Asmodeus
    You traitor.
[10:41] Iruma
    Wai—
[10:42] Iruma
    Please wait! That's not...
[10:45] Iruma
    That's not true!
[10:47] Ameri
    What's not true?
[10:51] Iruma
    Ameri-san...
[10:53] Ameri
    To think that you were
    lying this whole time...
[10:56] Ameri
    I'm so disappointed in you.
[10:59] Kalego
    What did you expect?
[11:01] Kalego
    It's impossible for humans
    and demons to coexist.
[11:05] Kalego
    You should not be allowed
    in the netherworld.
[11:10] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[11:12] Opera
    Iruma-sama.
[11:14] Iruma
    Grandpa! Opera-san!
[11:16] Sullivan
    It's okay. Don't worry.
[11:20] Sullivan
    Come here.
[11:21] Iruma
    Gran— I—
[11:22] Sullivan
    Now...
[11:24] Sullivan
    Now you'll be able to go home,
    because your parents are here to get you.
[11:28] Iruma'S Mother And Father
    Iruma!
[11:29] Iruma'S Mother
    Iruma!
[11:31] Opera
    Now, please hurry and go back
    where you belong, Iruma-sama.
[11:37] Iruma'S Mother And Father
    Iruma!
[11:39] Iruma'S Mother
    Come now, Iruma. We're going home...
[11:41] Iruma'S Father
    ...together!
[12:14] Iruma
    They wouldn't say that...
[12:17] Iruma
    None of them would ever
[12:20] Iruma
    say things like that.
[12:22] Iruma
    They had to be illusions.
[12:25] Iruma
    I know for a fact...
[12:28] Iruma
    that they're illusions...
[12:32] Iruma
    But my body won't move...
[12:35] Iruma
    And it's not because my leg hurts.
[12:39] Iruma
    I was always okay...
[12:42] Iruma
    Even if I was by myself.
[12:46] Iruma
    I always expected to get left behind,
[12:49] Iruma
    and I wasn't even that troubled by it.
[12:52] Iruma
    Falling into despair was pointless.
[12:55] Iruma
    It didn't fill my belly,
    and nothing good came of it.
[12:59] Iruma
    But now...
[13:00] Iruma
    I have so many precious people around me.
[13:03] Iruma
    I have a place of my very own
    that's warm and that I love.
[13:09] Iruma
    But if...
[13:12] Iruma
    If they all leave me behind, too...
[13:19] Iruma
    I'll be all alone again.
[13:26] Iruma
    There's...
[13:28] Iruma
    There's a word I've avoided
    saying this whole time.
[13:32] Iruma
    I don't want to say it.
[13:34] Iruma
    I shouldn't say it.
[13:36] Iruma
    But...
[13:38] Iruma
    But...
[13:46] Iruma
    I'm lonely!
[13:52] Iruma
    No!
[13:55] Iruma
    Don't... leave me behind.
[14:01] Bachiko
    Seriously.
[14:05] Bachiko
    You're such an idiot, you know that?
[14:11] Bachiko
    Did you forget what I taught you?
[14:13] Iruma
    M-Master?
[14:19] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Did you forget what I taught you?
[14:26] Iruma
    That's right. She's right!
[14:36] Iruma
    Don't falter.
[14:41] Iruma
    I'm...
[14:45] Iruma
    an archer!
[14:49] Iruma
    I'm going to shoot through
[14:52] Iruma
    this fear!
SIGN    Sweet
SIGN    Ultra
[15:08] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Lame! It went "sploosh!" What is it, water?!
[15:12] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Sploosh!
[15:14] (Flashback) Iruma
    I think I shot it...
    exactly how you taught me...
[15:18] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Correct. You ain't wrong.
[15:20] (Flashback) Bachiko
    First, take a step.
[15:23] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Second, aim.
[15:25] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Third, fire.
[15:27] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Bang! Yeah!
[15:27] Iruma
    Bang! Yeah!
[15:29] (Flashback) Bachiko
    However...
[15:30] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Your orders aren't getting through to this.
[15:34] (Flashback) Bachiko
    The most basic part of magic is
    imagining exactly what you wanna do.
[15:38] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You should've poured your desires into
    the feathers and produced an arrow.
[15:43] (Flashback) Iruma
    That's the kind of hero I want to be!
[15:45] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Back then, was your desire
    to shoot the enemy?
[15:49] (Flashback) Iruma
    No!
[15:51] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Yeah, this arrow's way scrawnier
    than the one I saw before.
[15:56] (Flashback) Bachiko
    What you've gotta do is concentrate harder,
[15:59] (Flashback) Bachiko
    visualize your ideal arrow,
[16:01] (Flashback) Bachiko
    and then teach your
    partner there how to shoot.
[16:05] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Now, then...
[16:06] (Flashback) Bachiko
    What's the kind of situation where
    you'd be concentrating the most?
[16:10] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh?
[16:11] (Flashback) Iruma
    Hmm... When it's quiet?
[16:14] (Flashback) Bachiko
    No, it's the opposite!
[16:16] (Flashback) Bachiko
    When you're in the ultimate danger!
[16:18] (Flashback) Bachiko
    When you're faced with life or death,
    your concentration skyrockets!
[16:22] (Flashback) Bachiko
    And that's why...
[16:24] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You need to get the wrong idea.
[16:25] (Flashback) Bachiko
    This ain't no can.
[16:27] (Flashback) Bachiko
    It's a lion-shaped magical beast.
[16:32] (Flashback) Bachiko
    It's totally a bluff,
[16:34] (Flashback) Bachiko
    but convince yourself
    that you'll die if you touch it!
[16:36] (Flashback) Iruma
    Die?!
[16:37] (Flashback) Bachiko
    This field is a forest! And go!
[16:42] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Don't falter!
[16:44] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Did you forget what I taught you?
[16:46] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Concentrate!
[16:49] (Flashback) Bachiko
    A shot like that ain't
    gonna defeat this thing!
[16:51] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Communicate your vision
    of shooting it better!
[16:54] (Flashback) Iruma
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:56] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Don't get distracted!
[16:58] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You just died, you dummy!
[17:00] (Flashback) Iruma
    It's so hard... My mind's a mess.
[17:06] (Flashback) Iruma
    I need to remember how
    it felt surviving back then.

[17:08] (Flashback) Iruma
    Don't look away from the enemy.
[17:11] (Flashback) Iruma
    Take a step.
[17:12] (Flashback) Iruma
    Aim.
[17:14] (Flashback) Iruma
    And shoot!
[17:18] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Visualize simply but realistically.
[17:21] (Flashback) Bachiko
    The sound of the arrow
    piercing through its flesh!
[17:23] (Flashback) Bachiko
    The beast roaring! Its smell!
[17:25] (Flashback) Bachiko
    And then... Tell it your desire.
[17:26] (Flashback) Iruma
    Tell it your desire.
[17:37] (Flashback) Iruma
    Pierce through!
SIGN    Ultra
SIGN    Sweet
[17:51] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You pierced through it.
[17:53] (Flashback) Bachiko
    All right. Not bad!
SIGN    Sweet
SIGN    Ultra
[17:56] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Now...
[17:58] (Flashback) Bachiko
    We can move on to the next step.
[18:00] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh?!
[18:01] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Imagine being in life-or-death
    situations 99 more times.
[18:04] (Flashback) Iruma
    D-Did you say 99 more times?!
[18:08] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Just because you managed to get through to
    your bow once ain't gonna make you partners.
[18:12] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You need a total of a hundred times.
[18:13] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You give up?
[18:16] (Flashback) Iruma
    No.
[18:17] (Flashback) Iruma
    Because my parents put me in life-or-death
    situations way more times than that!
[18:22] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Oh?
[18:24] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Actually... That just means your
    parents are pretty messed up!
[18:27] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh?!
[18:28] (Flashback) Iruma
    I'll get through it.
[18:29] (Flashback) Iruma
    The life-or-death situation I visualize
    with this bow and arrow...

[18:39] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Hey! I keep telling you not to falter!
[18:45] (Flashback) Iruma
    A hundred patterns...
[18:47] (Flashback) Iruma
    No. Maybe even more.
[18:50] Iruma
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[18:51] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Aim carefully, now.
[18:53] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Aim carefully!
[18:55] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Aim carefully!
[18:59] (Flashback) Iruma
    More... More!
[19:10] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Make sure you concentrate in any situation!
[19:12] (Flashback) Iruma
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:13] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[19:18] (Flashback) Iruma
    More...
[19:25] (Flashback) Bachiko
    How many... times have you done this now?
[19:27] (Flashback) Iruma
    I have no idea...
[19:29] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Most people get tired of
    this and just give up...
[19:34] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Seriously...
SIGN    I'm going to quit after all. Thanks for everything.
[19:39] (Flashback) Bachiko
    If you don't win after you put me
    through all this trouble...
[19:44] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You're gonna be my errand boy
    for life. You hear me?
[19:47] (Flashback) Iruma
    Uh, hello?!
[19:49] (Flashback) Bachiko
    I'm looking forward to it...
[19:52] (Flashback) Bachiko
    my dumb student.
[19:58] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Listen up, Iruma.
[20:00] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Preparing your bow and arrow is
    the same as preparing your heart.
[20:04] Iruma
    I'm not scared of my parents.
[20:04] Iruma'S Parents/Classmates/Sullivan
    Iruma... Go home.
[20:06] Iruma
    I'm not scared of this monster.
[20:09] Iruma
    What I'm scared of...
[20:11] Iruma
    to the point that my body
    doesn't want to move...
[20:14] Iruma
    is...
[20:16] Iruma
    is the thought of not being able
    to be with everyone anymore!
[20:19] Iruma
    Remember... what Master told you.
[20:23] Iruma
    Visualize shooting through the fear!
[20:23] Iruma'S Parents/Classmates/Sullivan
    Iruma...
[20:26] Iruma
    Communicate my desire to the bow and arrow!
[20:31] Ameri
    You're a liar.
[20:32] Azz
    I never want to see you again.
[20:33] Clara
    Why are you still here?
[20:34] Sullivan
    Go home.
[20:36] Iruma
    Protect the place you belong!
[20:39] Iruma
    Shoot through it, Suzuki Iruma!
[20:49] Iruma
    I'm... gonna live in the netherworld!
[20:57] Iruma
    Ow... Did the bow make me do that?
[21:00] Iruma
    Or did I just... feel relieved?
[21:06] Iruma
    So this magical beast...
[21:08] Iruma
    made itself look like that monster?
[21:11] Iruma
    I see.
[21:13] Iruma
    So it really was all an illusion.
[21:15] Iruma
    That must mean my parents
     up there were also...
[21:17] Iruma
    I see.
[21:19] Iruma
    Okay!
[21:22] Iruma
    I'm in the middle of the Harvest Festival!
[21:24] Iruma
    I gotta head back!
[21:26] Iruma
    To where everyone else is!
[21:31] Iruma
    So, yeah...
[21:33] Iruma
    This is my chance to prove that I can stand
[21:35] Iruma
    shoulder to shoulder with
    everyone even if I'm human.
[21:38] Iruma
    Mm...
[21:40] Iruma
    I guess I should make this
    sound as demon-like as possible.
[21:43] Iruma
    Ahem.
[21:44] Iruma
    I'm human...
[21:46] Iruma
    So in this festival that'll
    decide the best demon...
[21:51] Iruma
    I'm gonna win, no matter what!
SIGN    I'm gonna win, no matter what
[23:31] Naphura
    Gyu-gyo-gaa.
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:35] Narrator
    Right around the time Iruma
    got used to Naphula's smell...
[23:39] Iruma
    We're almost to the surface!
[23:43] Iruma
    That was close!
[23:45] Iruma
    Thank you!
[23:47] Iruma
    Nice and slow... Nice and slow...
[23:51] Iruma
    Uh, right. You, too, Naphula-san.
[23:54] Iruma
    We got across!
[23:56] Iruma
    Let's go!
[23:58] Narrator
    Iruma was finally somewhat
    understanding what Naphula was saying.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    The nightmare is gone!
SIGN    Thank goodness!
SIGN    The Seed of Beginnings!
SIGN    Meet up! Be careful!
SIGN    Go for victory! Harvest Festival!
SIGN    It's not over yet!
SIGN    It's only just begun!
SIGN    Fell once!
SIGN    Then you just need to...
SIGN    climb back up!
SIGN    Next time on Welcome to Demon School!
     Iruma-kun
, "My Very Own Magic."
SIGN    We can do this! We can do this!
SIGN    Fight! Fight!

E13 - My Very Own Magic

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    My Very Own Magic
[02:03] Iruma; Clara; Asmodeus
    "My Very Own Magic."
[02:13] Narrator
    The third day of the Harvest Festival.
[02:17] Narrator
    In this extreme game of survival,
    there are many students who no longer have
[02:21] Narrator
    the energy to hunt down
    any more magical beasts...
SIGN    Block 1
[02:24] Narrator
    Or perhaps not.
[02:26] Asmodeus
    El Blast!
SIGN    Melongator
[02:31] Narrator
    The students surviving
    the third day have found
[02:34] Narrator
    the most efficient ways
    of hunting down their prey.
[02:39] Sabro
    This makes five!
[02:41] Narrator
    For example, the strategy
    of aggressively attacking.
[02:44] Ichiro
    What?! Well, we've got six!
[02:47] Sabro
    Well, two of those are puny,
    so you've only got 0.5.
SIGN    Zero Point Five
SIGN    Zero Point Five
[02:50] Ichiro
    Huh?! Quit using hard words!
[02:52] Sabro
    Are you stupid?!
[02:54] Ichiro
    Don't call me stupid, you moron!
[02:55] Sabro
    How is that hard?
[02:56] Niro
    Let's go to a rocky place next.
[02:56] Ichiro
    You got a problem?
[02:57] Sabro
    You want a piece of me?
[02:59] Sabro
    You know...
[03:01] Sabro
    It's been difficult finding other boss-class
    beasts like that Hundred Flapple.
[03:06] Asmodeus
    But we're not going to let
    anyone get ahead of our victory.
[03:09] Asmodeus
    We'll be hunting down any
    high-value magical beast on sight.
[03:14] Sabro
    I want to knock, too!
[03:16] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[03:17] Students
    Yay!
SIGN    Block 2
[03:18] Students
    We're awesome!
[03:19] Students
    It took all night, but we did it!
[03:19] Narrator
    Those who can't rely on their strength...
[03:21] Students
    Wow!
[03:21] Students
    We got a Tortoiseshell Cow!
SIGN    Tortoiseshell Cow
[03:22] Students
    It's the real deal!
[03:24] Narrator
    ...rely on working in great numbers.
[03:24] Students
    That's 3,800 points!
[03:25] Students
    We're awesome!
[03:27] Students
    We might just win this thing!
[03:29] Azuki
    This is our first boss-class beast!
[03:31] Konatsu
    Yay, yay!
[03:33] Students
    But how are we supposed to
    get this back to the tower?
[03:36] Students
    Guess we'll all just have to carry it.
[03:38] Narrator
    Meanwhile, a certain
    student was standing out...
[03:41] Beasts
    Team A was defeated in the hot springs area!
[03:44] Beasts
    Team B has returned!
[03:46] Beast A
    We retrieved some ingredients!
[03:50] Beast C
    Your Majesty!
[03:51] Beast D
    You're so beautiful!
[03:54] Narrator
    ...by using her charms to
    control magical beasts.
[03:58] Beasts
    Your Majesty!
[03:59] Beasts
    We'll give you anything!
[04:02] Narrator
    Other strategies include...
[04:03] One-Eyed Student
    You traitor!
[04:05] Narrator
    Deception!
[04:07] Male Student A
    Heh! Now the points...
[04:10] Male Student A
    go to you, my beloved!
[04:11] Elizabetta
    Oh, how lovely.
[04:13] Narrator
    Seduction!
[04:18] Clara
    I played lots with these doggos!
[04:22] Clara
    Perfect 10!
[04:23] Elizabetta
    Well, let's head to the Reporting Tower.
[04:26] Narrator
    Everyone used the best of their
    abilities in the first half.
[04:32] Kalego
    There are now less than two days
    left in the Harvest Festival.
[04:35] Kalego
    I will announce the interim results.
[04:38] Kalego
    Asmodeus: 21,800 points.
SIGN    Sabnock
SIGN    Asmodeus
[04:41] Kalego
    Sabnock: 18,600 points.
SIGN    Niro
SIGN    Ichiro
[04:45] Kalego
    Ichiro: 16,500 points.
[04:48] Kalego
    Niro: 16,500 points.
[04:51] [Messenger] Sign
    Crocell
SIGN    Caim
[04:51] Kalego
    Crocell: 19,200 points.
[04:54] Kalego
    Caim: 12,400 points.
SIGN    X
SIGN    Valac
[04:58] Kalego
    Valac: 9,800 points.
[05:00] Kalego
    X: 13,200 points.
SIGN    Orobas
[05:04] Kalego
    Orobas: 15,400 points.
SIGN    Agares
[05:07] Kalego
    Agares: 9,500 points.
[05:10] Kalego
    Garp: 9,500 points.
SIGN    Garp
[05:13] Kalego
    Keem: 7,600 points.
[05:15] Kalego
    Tokel: 6,800 points.
[05:18] Kalego
    Those are the ones who are
    above the threshold to win.
[05:24] Kalego
    Why is the Harvest Festival your
    final training for the year?
[05:28] Kalego
    Because it's that important.
[05:32] Kalego
    The festival is a test of survival.
[05:34] Kalego
    This forest is a miniature
    version of the netherworld.
[05:40] Kalego
    Encounters with chance or
    dilemma come in equal measure.
[05:43] Kalego
    It's filled with excitement,
    thrills, despair, and inspiration.
[05:49] Kalego
    This is where you discover whether
    you can survive the netherworld.
[05:54] Kalego
    The one who ends up on top
[05:57] Kalego
    will receive the most renowned title.
[06:00] Kalego
    The same title given to every
    victor in the event's history.
[06:03] Kalego
    And that title is...
[06:08] Kalego
    The Young Demon King Candidate...
SIGN    The Young King!!
[06:11] Kalego
    The Young King!
[06:19] Kalego
    The names of the students I called
    out earlier with the most points...
[06:22] Kalego
    You are all currently closest
    to becoming the Young King.
[06:26] Kalego
    Make sure you're all aware
    of each other. That is all.
[06:31] Dali
    You're quite the instigator...
[06:36] Kalego
    There is currently...
[06:38] Kalego
    one fool of a student with zero points,
[06:41] Kalego
    who has somehow survived
    but is nowhere to be found.
[06:48] Kalego
    I don't know where you are
    or what you're doing,
[06:50] Kalego
    but if you're going to
    forfeit, go on and do it.
[06:53] Kalego
    But if you plan on winning...
[06:55] Kalego
    Hurry up and claw your way
    to the top, you fool!
[07:01] Kalego
    That is all from me.
[07:03] Dali And Suzie
    Oh?
[07:05] Dali
    What's this? Kalego-sensei,
    are you actually playing favorites?
[07:09] Kalego
    What? I only issued a warning because
    it'd be a pain to have to retrieve him.
[07:13] Dali
    Really? Really?
[07:15] Kalego
    Please stop.
[07:17] Ichiro
    Hey, so is the Young King
    or whatever number one?
[07:21] Niro
    Yup, number one.
[07:23] Ichiro
    Guess they mean me, then.
[07:24] Sabro
    Nonsense!
[07:25] Sabro
    The title of Young King was made for me!
[07:28] Sabro
    Isn't that right, Honor Student?
[07:34] Elizabetta
    How worrisome...
[07:37] Sabro
    Hm? Is the one who's missing...
[07:40] Clara
    Iruma-chi...
[07:40] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama...
[07:46] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Curse you! Stop following me!
[07:48] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    I'm going to tell Iruma-sama how
    I did with my training first!
[07:51] (Flashback) Clara
    Non, non, you are wrong.
[07:53] (Flashback) Clara
    I'm seeing him first! I can't be
    away from Iruma-chi any longer!
[07:56] (Flashback) Clara
    Today's the day I have him give me
    head pats and tell me I'm a good girl!
[07:59] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Well, I've been getting by with Iruma-sama's
    face on my hellphone's lock screen!
[08:04] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    I get priority!
[08:07] (Flashback) Clara
    No, I get to go first!
[08:09] (Flashback) Clara
    Because I'm his super-greatest BFF!
[08:11] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    And I'm his number one friend!
[08:13] (Flashback) Clara
    Being his super-greatest BFF is better!
[08:15] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    No, being his number one friend
    means I am closest to him!
[08:18] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    I mean, I'm sure he'll
    compliment me, at least.
[08:21] (Flashback) Clara
    Oh, we'll see about that!
[08:27] Asmodeus
    I'm going to see Iruma-sama
    as soon as possible...

[08:27] (Flashback) Clara
    I'm going to see Iruma-chi
    as soon as possible...

[08:30] (Flashback) Asmodeus And Clara
    ...and have him praise me!
[08:33] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Concentrate!
[08:37] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You can't shoot the enemy like that!
[08:39] (Flashback) Iruma
    Right!
[08:45] (Flashback) Bachiko
    It's because you aren't aiming properly!
[08:47] (Flashback) Bachiko
    You lack resolve! Does that frustrate you?
[08:49] (Flashback) Iruma
    Yes!
[08:50] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Then get up! One more time!
[08:52] (Flashback) Iruma
    Right!
[09:00] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    You're not going to go see him?
[09:03] (Flashback) Clara
    Nope. What about you, Azz-Azz?
[09:05] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    I suddenly have something to do.
[09:07] (Flashback) Clara
    Me, too.
[09:12] (Flashback) Asmodeus And Clara
    I'm going to train even more!
[09:15] Asmodeus
    We saw just how much
    Iruma-sama was training.
[09:19] Clara
    It's okay...
[09:20] Asmodeus And Clara
    I'll have faith and wait for you!
[09:26] Asmodeus
    First off, we encouraged each other,
    saying we'd both do our best!
[09:30] Asmodeus
    I'm going to show him just how well
    I've done and have him praise me.
[09:33] Sabro
    I see.
[09:35] Sabro
    You seem to be having a rough time, though...
[09:38] Ichiro
    What's up? He's trying to act all tough.
[09:40] Niro
    We'd probably win if we provoked him now.
[09:42] Asmodeus
    There's nothing to fear!
    Iruma-sama will be back!
[09:45] Asmodeus
    Though I want to run
    to his side immediately,
[09:47] Asmodeus
    I will... I will endure this!
[09:49] Sabro
    Yes. Don't push yourself too hard.
[09:52] Clara
    Hold back. Hold back.
[09:54] Elizabetta
    Are you sure?
[09:55] Clara
    Tsk, tsk.
[09:56] Clara
    A proper woman doesn't chase after men.
[10:00] Clara
    She lets men chase after her!
[10:02] Clara
    If I can become a proper woman
    and have Iruma-chi praise me,
[10:05] Clara
    I can endure this!
[10:08] Clara
    I can!
[10:10] Elizabetta
    My, how lovely.
[10:11] Clara
    But...
[10:13] Clara
    The truth is, I wanna see you
    really bad, so hurry back!
[10:17] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[10:17] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[10:23] Iruma
    I miss Azz-kun and Clara...
[10:35] Ali-San
    I miss Azz-kun and Clara...
[10:38] Iruma
    Ali-san!
[10:40] Ali-San
    Jeez!
[10:40] Ali-San
    How many times are you gonna mutter that?
[10:42] Iruma
    Well... It's keeping me sane.
SIGN    Toto's Ruins
SIGN    Surface Entrance Exit
SIGN    Underground
[10:46] Iruma
    I got out of the ruins,
    but fell right in front of the exit,
SIGN    Current location?
SIGN    Toto's Ruins
[10:49] Iruma
    so I think I can get out
    if I keep climbing up.
[10:53] Ali-San
    You sure did fall.
[10:53] Iruma
    Hup.
[11:00] Ali-San
    You lost consciousness from
     the illusion, and I protected you!
[11:07] Ali-San
    I even picked up the Seed
    of Beginnings for you.
[11:11] Iruma
    Oh, great one! I'm sorry
    to have troubled you!
[11:15] Ali-San
    That was a nasty spell they used on you.
[11:18] Ali-San
    Who knows what would've happened
    if that illusion didn't wear off?
[11:21] (Flashback) Ali-San
    Li'l Iru! Wake up already!
[11:23] Iruma
    Yeah, thanks.
[11:26] Iruma
    And because of that,
    I'm even more determined.
[11:30] Iruma
    I know exactly where I belong now,
[11:33] Iruma
    so I need to hurry up and get back.
[11:35] Ali-San
    Right.
[11:36] Ali-San
    But how do you plan on doing that?
[11:38] Ali-San
    At the rate we're going,
    we'll reach the surface in... a year?
[11:41] Ali-San
    Three years?
[11:42] Ali-San
    Ten years?
[11:50] Iruma
    What? Naphula-san?!
[11:52] Iruma
    Huh? Wait, you came down here to get me?
[11:56] Iruma
    Were you worried about me?
[11:58] Iruma
    Thank yo—
[12:01] Iruma
    Huh? Why don't I fly?
[12:03] Iruma
    Um... I'm not very good at flying.
[12:19] Iruma
    Sorry...
[12:21] Iruma
    Actually, I hurt my leg, too.
[12:24] Iruma
    Naphula-san, you don't need to worry
    about me. Go on and head up...
[12:29] Iruma
    Nigi nigi greens! You had some?
[12:31] Narrator
    Nigi nigi greens.
SIGN    Nigi Nigi Greens
[12:33] Narrator
    If even one drop of water falls on them,
    they grow 30 meters.
[12:38] Iruma
    I learned about these in my books!
[12:40] (Flashback) Song
    With just a little bit of water,
[12:43] (Flashback) Song
    they grow like whoosh, nigi nigi greens...
[12:47] (Flashback) Song
    They love dark, dreary places...
[12:50] Iruma
    Huh?
[12:51] Iruma
    But we need water for nigi nigi greens.
[12:54] Naphura
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[13:01] Iruma
    A watering pot? Why do
    you have one of those?
[13:12] Iruma
    Okay, we just need to climb this.
[13:21] Iruma
    Can I... climb this?
[13:26] Iruma
    If only my leg wasn't hurt...
[13:28] Iruma
    My hurt... leg?
[13:37] (Flashback) Iruma
    It's all better!
[13:38] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh?
[13:39] (Flashback) Iruma
    So humans in the netherworld
    have powers like this...

[13:45] Iruma
    I just got a great idea!
[13:48] Iruma
    Sorry about this!
[13:49] Iruma
    I'm a human in the netherworld. So...
[13:53] Iruma
    I'm gonna climb right up...
    with my own magic.
[14:04] Suzie
    Yis...
[14:06] Dali
    This Hell Grey tea is quite exquisite.
[14:16] Students
    What the?!
[14:17] Iruma
    I'm going to get through...
[14:21] Iruma
    this hardship!
[14:29] Male Student B
    Huh?!
[14:31] Students
    What the hell is that?!
[15:02] Sabro
    Well, now, I think I've seen that before!
[15:05] Asmodeus
    Yes...
[15:06] Asmodeus
    The only one who can do
    something like this...
[15:09] Asmodeus
    is him!
[15:31] Iruma
    Oh. Hi, camera demon.
[15:34] Iruma
    Iruma has come back alive!
[15:40] Iruma
    Lead-kun! I got the Seed of Beginnings!
[15:45] Suzie And Dali
    Oh, my...
[15:46] Kalego
    Pardon...
[15:47] Kalego
    You fool! What in the world is this ruckus?!
[15:50] Kalego
    Can't you come back out quietly?!
[15:52] Iruma
    Kalego-sensei?! Sorry!
[15:55] Iruma
    I didn't mean to make this much of a scene.
[15:57] Iruma
    Oh, this is called nigi nigi greens, and—
[15:59] Kalego
    I don't care about that.
[16:00] Kalego
    Are you hurt? Are you going to
    report what you've collected?!
[16:03] Kalego
    Are you going to forfeit?
[16:05] Iruma
    Huh? Oh, no...
[16:08] Iruma
    I'm going to win!
[16:11] Suzie
    Oho, that's quite the declaration!
[16:14] Dali
    I wonder if something happened.
[16:16] Kalego
    Well, in that case...
[16:18] Kalego
    Hurry up and get back to hunting,
    you zero-point-last-place fool!
[16:22] Iruma
    That's right... I have zero points.
[16:25] Iruma
    I need to meet back up with him quick!
[16:27] Iruma
    Okay.
[16:30] Iruma
    I'm going to meet back up with Lead-kun.
[16:36] Narrator
    Let's go back in time a bit to the
    second day of the Harvest Festival.
[16:40] Narrator
    Lead parted ways with Iruma to
    search for the Vase of Endings...
[16:46] Narrator
    and came face to face with a genie.
[16:49] (Flashback) Genie
    Do you seek the Vase
    of Endings, demon child?
[16:53] (Flashback) Lead
    Let's battle!
[16:55] (Flashback) Lead
    A hundred obstacles...
[16:57] (Flashback) Lead
    This is basically a game!
[16:59] (Flashback) Genie
    Fear death, demon child.
[17:04] (Flashback) Lead
    My courage is put to the test.
[17:08] (Flashback) Female Genie
    Wake up...
[17:10] (Flashback) Lead
    Unexpected encounters...
[17:13] (Flashback) Lead
    Life's a game... Might
    as well have fun with it.

SIGN    Life's a Game
[17:18] (Flashback) Lead
    Sorry, but... I'm an expert at games.
[17:22] (Flashback) Lead
    I'm gonna say goodbye to my old self...
[17:25] (Flashback) Lead
    and seize the light!
[17:27] (Flashback) Lead
    Go!
[17:31] (Flashback) Lead
    Devi!
[17:37] (Flashback) Lead
    So yeah, I worked myself
    to the bone and finally got it.
[17:43] (Flashback) Lead
    The Vase of Endings!
SIGN    Vase of Endings
[17:48] (Flashback) Lead
    I was totally an awesome protagonist.
[17:51] Narrator
    Apparently.
[17:53] Lead
    All we need now is the Seed of Beginnings
    that Iruma-kun's looking for, I think?
[17:58] Lead
    If the two of us manage to make
[18:02] Lead
    the Legend Leaf bloom
    with these two key items...
[18:07] Woman A
    Your Majesty!
[18:08] Woman B
    Look over here!
SIGN    Winner
[18:10] Lead
    Winner. The Young King Lead.
SIGN    The Young King Lead
[18:17] Lead
    Not bad... Not bad at all!
[18:20] Lead
    Guess it's time to start my fan club...
[18:22] Lead
    Wait, now's not the time for that!
[18:24] Lead
    I need to figure out my autograph.
[18:26] Lead
    Let's see... Lead... Le... Shaxstar...
[18:31] Suzie
    Here are some more
[18:33] Suzie
    interim results!
[18:37] Suzie
    Yis.
[18:38] Suzie
    Before we announce how many points
    the rest of the students have...
[18:42] Dali
    Let's go back over some tips!
[18:44] Suzie
    The points that we're
    announcing are based on
[18:47] Suzie
    everything you've turned
    in to the Reporting Tower.
[18:51] Dali
    Make sure you get to the Reporting
    Tower as soon as possible!
[18:55] Dali
    Oh, by the way...
[18:57] Dali
    Shax Lead-kun from the Misfit Class!
[19:01] Lead
    Huh? Wait, me?
[19:03] Dali
    That vase in your hand!
[19:05] Dali
    It's not exactly an ingredient,
    but that alone is worth 20,000 points!
[19:09] Dali
    Did you know that?
[19:11] Lead
    Huh? What?!
SIGN    The Vase of Endings
SIGN    The Vase of Endings
[19:14] Dali
    You should probably turn that in
    immediately, or things may get a bit risky...
[19:19] Dali
    Be careful now!
[19:21] Lead
    Ah, so this vase is worth 20,000 points.
[19:25] Lead
    I had no idea!
[19:27] Lead
    Yikes, that was close.
[19:30] Lead
    Why would you announce that?
[19:32] Students
    20,000 points?
[19:33] Students
    Did you hear that?
[19:34] Students
    Someone has 20,000 points.
[19:35] Students
    Where is he?
[19:36] Suzie
    What?
[19:37] Suzie
    Why is that vase worth
    so many points, you ask?
[19:40] Suzie
    Believe or not, it happens
    to be for the Legend Lea—
[19:42] Dali
    Oh! Hey, now! That's a secret!
[19:46] Lead
    Why announce that?!
[19:49] Students
    The Vase of Endings?
[19:50] Students
    Hey, did he say Legend Leaf?
[19:52] Lead
    Hey!
[19:52] Lead
    Now everyone knows I have 20,000 points!
[19:55] Lead
    And you even mentioned the Legend Leaf!
[19:58] Suzie And Dali
    Yay!
[19:59] Lead
    You're totally enjoying
    every second of this!
[20:00] Lead
    It's so on purpose! Damn you demons!
[20:03] Lead
    I'm gonna keep a low profile.
    I can't stand out at all.
[20:07] Lead
    I'm the air. I'm the air. I'm the air.
[20:10] Lead
    I'm grass. Just grass. A rock?!
[20:17] Iruma
    Iruma has come back alive!
[20:21] Iruma
    Lead-kun! I got the Seed of Beginnings!
[20:26] Iruma
    Let's meet back up at the
    husband and wife stones!
[20:29] Lead
    Oh, way to go, Iruma-kun!
[20:31] Lead
    You got the seed, too! Way to go!
[20:34] Lead
    But you know...
[20:35] Lead
    Why announce that?!
[20:44] Lead
    The vase that was once sparkly
    is emitting a stench of death...
[20:49] Lead
    Oh no, oh no, oh no. This is really bad.
[20:53] Lead
    I'm pretty sure everyone knows now...
[20:57] Lead
    The Iruma and Lead team
    has the Legend Leaf...
[21:00] Lead
    Meaning we're the students closest
    to getting 100,000 points.
[21:05] Lead
    If someone steals these,
[21:06] Lead
    they'll immediately turn everything
    around and win with 100,000 points.
[21:11] Lead
    Of course they're gonna come after us!
[21:13] Students
    Lead.
[21:15] Students
    Where are you?
[21:17] Students
    Shax...
[21:19] Students
    Lead...
[21:23] Lead
    They're totally after me.
[21:26] Students
    Come on out!
[21:27] Lead
    I'm doomed if they find me!
[21:28] Lead
    I have no chance of fighting them off.
[21:30] Lead
    But this vase is our lifeline!
[21:33] Lead
    I'm still a man! I'm not
    gonna let anyone take it!
[21:43] Elizabetta
    Oh?
[21:44] Lead
    No matter what...
[21:46] Elizabetta
    Hello there.
[21:49] Lead
    No matter what...
[21:51] Lead
    Nope!
[23:28] Clara
    It's been a while, Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:33] Ichiro
    Come to think of it, you guys
    are wearing weird clothes!
[23:37] Niro
    What the heck?
[23:39] Sabro
    These are our noble battle outfits.
[23:42] Asmodeus
    Our master recommended them to us!
[23:49] Ichiro
    What?! Master recommended those?!
[23:52] Ichiro
    I'm so jealous, damn it!
[23:54] Niro
    O-Ooh! Suddenly they look way cooler!
[23:57] Narrator
    The Dorodoro Brothers continue to have
    the wrong idea about who the master is.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:04] Ali-San
    You've grown so much in the
    time I hadn't seen you, Li'l Iru.
[24:07] Ali-San
    I was super-duper-duper-duper surprised
[24:11] Ali-San
    when he declared that he'd
    win the Harvest Festival.
[24:14] Ali-San
    My boy has grown so much...
[24:17] Ali-San
    What am I reminiscing for?!
[24:19] Ali-San
    Who am I? Li'l Iru's grandpa?
[24:21] Ali-San
    Oh, Li'l Iru's a big eater
    and quite the troublemaker.
[24:23] Ali-San
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:25] Ali-San
    "Lead's Distress."

E14 - Lead's Distress

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Lead's Distress
[02:03] Iruma And Lead
    "Lead's Distress."
[02:12] Dosanko
    Bow.
[02:14] Dosanko
    I'm everyone's sweetheart, Dosanko.
SIGN    Let's review
    what's happened
[02:18] Dosanko
    Let's review what's happened.
[02:23] Dosanko
    In a certain place in Block 2
    of the Harvest Festival
[02:26] Dosanko
    stood a lovely castle.
[02:29] Dosanko
    There lived an exquisitely beautiful
    young man, the beautiful Dosanko,
[02:34] Dosanko
    and some randos.
[02:36] Dosanko
    But one day, Dosanko realized something...
[02:42] Dosanko
    When the beautiful young man
[02:45] Dosanko
    was together with his comrade Goemon...
[02:49] Dosanko
    I'm overflowing with emotions!
[02:51] Dosanko
    And I can't get enough Hell Gray tea!
[02:54] Azuki
    Dosa-chan, you call that a review?
[02:57] Haruno
    That just won't do.
[02:58] Haruno
    We're finally on day three
    of the Harvest Festival.
SIGN    Day 1
SIGN    Day 2
SIGN    Day 3
[03:02] Konatsu
    So much has happened!
[03:03] Keroli
    I will be the one who wins!
[03:04] Azuki
    Yup, yup!
[03:05] (Flashback) Clara
    Head over heels!
[03:07] (Flashback) Clara
    I love you the most.
[03:09] (Flashback) Picero
    Don't do it.
[03:11] (Flashback) Goemon
    I'll be back.
[03:13] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Knock...
[03:16] (Flashback) Toto
    I shall give you the Seed of Beginnings.
[03:20] (Flashback) Iruma
    Thank you very much!
[03:22] (Flashback) Iruma
    I'm lonely!
[03:24] (Flashback) Iruma
    Pierce through!
[03:26] (Flashback) Iruma
    Iruma has come back alive!
[03:29] (Flashback) Lead
    The Vase of Endings!
SIGN    Vase of Endings
[03:35] Azuki
    Let's do our best to win, too!
[03:38] Dosanko
    Endymion-sama!
SIGN    Block 2
[03:43] Narrator
    And after a grand adventure,
    Lead was able to get the Vase of Endings...
[03:51] Iruma
    Hey, Lead-kun! I got
    the Seed of Beginnings!
[03:58] Iruma
    What about you, Lead-kun?
    Did you find the vase?
[04:00] Lead
    I did find the Vase of Endings.
[04:03] Lead
    And...
[04:05] Lead
    She stole it from me!
[04:08] Iruma
    Huh?!
[04:09] Lead
    Nee-san was so mean!
[04:13] Iruma
    Nee-san? You mean Eliza-san?
[04:15] Lead
    That was... That was...
[04:19] Lead
    just too cruel!
[04:21] (Flashback) Lead
    N-N-N-Nee-san! What are you doing here?!
[04:24] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Lead-kun... Is that the vase?
[04:30] (Flashback) Lead
    If I get too close, she'll charm me,
    and it'll all be over!

[04:32] (Flashback) Lead
    I sorta want that to happen,
    but I'll protect this vase with my life!

[04:36] (Flashback) Lead
    I-I won't let you have it this time,
    even if you say you love me!
[04:44] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    I'm sorry.
[04:47] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    I thought about some things
    after we last met.
[04:50] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    After telling you that I loved you,
    I took everything you had collected
[04:55] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    and that was awful of me.
[04:57] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    I was wrong when I said
    I loved you like everyone else.
[05:03] (Flashback) Lead
    Nee...
[05:06] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Lead-kun, I...
[05:09] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    don't actually love you that much!
[05:13] (Flashback) Lead
    Huh?
[05:14] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    I mean, you're not that strong!
[05:18] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    You're aloof and gaudy!
[05:20] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    And you're smaller than me!
[05:23] (Flashback) Demon
    KO.
[05:25] (Flashback) Lead
    And I'm always trying to stand with
    my tail so no one can tell my height!
[05:30] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    And...
[05:32] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    You're always looking at me
    in a perverted way, aren't you?
[05:35] (Flashback) Lead
    I'm... not!
[05:37] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    No way! You've been
    ogling me this whole time.
[05:42] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    I don't like gentlemen like that.
[05:45] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Actually...
[05:47] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    I hate them.
[05:51] Lead
    A girl told me that she hates me...
[05:54] Lead
    No man could survive that!
[05:58] Lead
    And when I woke up...
[06:00] Lead
    She had taken the vase from me!
[06:03] Lead
    It's not fair! It's just too cruel!
[06:07] Lead
    That wasn't... the usual Nee-san!
[06:10] Iruma
    You're right...
[06:12] Iruma
    You know, that might've been an illusion.
[06:17] Iruma
    I was shown something awful
    while I was underground, too.
[06:21] Lead
    Wait, so that Nee-san...
[06:24] Iruma
    I thought some plant or monster
    could be behind all this,
[06:28] Iruma
    but if they took the vase, it must be...
[06:31] Iruma
    a student's magic.
[06:39] Ocho
    Wow, he was a total pushover, Orobas-sama.
[06:42] Ocho
    It was an insta-kill! And he had
    no idea it was your magic.
[06:47] Orobas
    I don't know what kind of illusion he saw,
[06:50] Orobas
    but now they have zero points.
[06:53] Orobas
    But to think the other one
    made it back to the surface...
[06:57] Ocho
    Yes, indeed. The nerve!
[06:59] Orobas
    Iruma...
[07:04] Iruma
    Anyway, let's meet up
    with Eliza-san and confirm!
[07:07] Lead
    Y-You're right!
[07:09] Lead
    There's no way Nee-san would hate me!
[07:12] Lead
    It had to be an illusion... I think!
[07:15] Lead
    All right.
[07:16] Lead
    Now that that's settled, leave this to me.
[07:22] (Flashback) Lead
    What's all this?
[07:24] (Flashback) Robin
    Your training!
[07:25] (Flashback) Robin
    Apparently, your concentration
    goes up when you feel cornered.
[07:28] (Flashback) Robin
    So let's have you multitask!
[07:31] (Flashback) Robin
    A book in your right hand!
[07:33] (Flashback) Robin
    A video game in your left!
[07:34] (Flashback) Robin
    Music playing in your ears!
[07:36] (Flashback) Robin
    While you're concentrating on all those,
    steal away my five senses!
SIGN    Controller
SIGN    Sensory Bandit
[07:42] Narrator
    The range of Lead's bloodline
    ability, Controller,
[07:46] Narrator
    can change depending on his
    mana and concentration.
[07:49] (Flashback) Lead
    This is killing me!
[07:51] (Flashback) Robin
    I'm sure you won't get used to
    it immediately, but it's okay!
[07:54] (Flashback) Robin
    I'll be right next to you, cheering you on!
[07:56] (Flashback) Lead
    Shut up! This is hell!
[07:59] (Flashback) Lead
    "Ten Secrets to Becoming Popular with Girls!"
[08:03] (Flashback) Lead
    If my concentration breaks even a little...
[08:07] (Flashback) Lead
    I'll miss out on some information.
[08:09] (Flashback) Lead
    This is so intense!
[08:11] (Flashback) Lead
    But because of all this,
    my concentration is automatically maxed!

[08:18] (Flashback) Lead
    I'm so worked up right now!
[08:20] Lead
    Come on, pick it up!
[08:20] Students
    Ugh, I'm beat.
[08:22] Students
    Whoa, a magical beast!
[08:22] Lead
    Find information on Nee-san!
[08:24] Students
    I still only have 250 points!
[08:27] Some Student
    Elizabetta...
[08:28] Some Student
    took my points!
[08:29] Students
    Where's Lead? Find Lead!
[08:31] Rando 1
    They got me!
[08:33] Rando 2
    That's totally cheating!
[08:39] Lead
    There!
[08:41] Lead
    Okay! Where is she?
    I'll locate her by what they're saying!
[08:43] Clara
    So soft!
[08:51] Clara
    Your skin's so smooth, Nee-san!
[08:53] Elizabetta
    So is yours, Clara-chan.
[08:56] Lead
    Wait, is this...
[08:58] Lead
    Could it be?!
[09:02] Elizabetta
    This is paradise!
[09:04] Clara
    The bath feels so nice!
[09:10] Lead
    Is this on the devil?!
SIGN    On the
SIGN    On the
SIGN    Devil
SIGN    Devil
[09:13] Iruma
    Lead-kun?! Are you okay?!
[09:14] Lead
    Wait, shh!
[09:15] Naphura
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[09:19] Elizabetta
    I can feel all my exhaustion melting away.
[09:21] Clara
    This really is paradise!
[09:25] Keroli
    Since we keep getting dirty
    during the Harvest Festival,
[09:28] Keroli
    aren't these hot springs lovely?
[09:30] Keroli
    Are you enjoying yourselves?
[09:32] Clara And Elizabetta
    Very much!
[09:34] Elizabetta
    I never thought I'd be able to enjoy
    a bath out here in the wilderness.
[09:38] Clara
    This side's warm! This side's hot!
[09:41] Clara
    This side's warm! This side's hot!
[09:41] Elizabetta
    I must say, it's a bit exhilarating
     doing this right out in the open.
[09:46] Keroli
    Don't worry. We're the only ones here.
[09:49] Keroli
    I have my magical beasts
    standing guard over my kingdom.
[09:50] Camui
    Your Majesty! Your Majesty!
[09:53] Keroli
    We can talk here without anyone hearing us.
[09:58] Lead
    I'm definitely hearing you!
[10:00] Lead
    I never thought trying to scout Nee-san's
    location would lead to such a lucky—
[10:04] Lead
    I had no idea she'd be so unguarded!
SIGN    Controller
    Sensory Bandit
[10:06] Sign
    m 0 0 l 250 0 250 90 0 90
[10:08] Lead
    But to think Nee-san and Clara
    met up with Queen Keroli...
[10:13] Keroli
    But you know...
[10:16] Keroli
    It's still very apparent that...
[10:18] Keroli
    you have an amazing figure.
[10:20] Elizabetta
    Why, thank you.
[10:22] Elizabetta
    But Clara-chan's not so bad herself.
[10:25] Clara
    Nee-san's so soft...
[10:27] Keroli
    O-Oh, really?
[10:29] Keroli
    Well... I'm still growing, so...
[10:31] Clara
    Kerolin, your skin's so smooth!
[10:34] Elizabetta
    No fair! I want to touch, too.
[10:36] Clara
    Kerolin's skin is cold and bouncy!
[10:39] Elizabetta
    You're right!
[10:40] Keroli
    Hey, wait!
[10:42] Iruma
    L-Lead-kun?
[10:43] Lead
    I'm so happy I was born with this power!
[10:46] Iruma
    Y-You're crying?!
[10:48] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?!
[10:49] Lead
    Yeah, now shut up.
[10:51] Clara
    So soft.
[10:53] Keroli
    H-Hey...
[10:54] Elizabetta
    Okay, now let's get down to business.
[10:57] Elizabetta
    You went to the trouble of sending
    one of your magical beasts
[10:59] Elizabetta
    to invite us to these lovely hot springs.
[11:03] Elizabetta
    Is it safe to assume that you
    want to work with us, Kero-chan?
[11:07] Keroli
    Yes.
[11:09] Keroli
    Since I invited you to these hot springs...
[11:12] Keroli
    In return, I'd like you both
    to participate in our plan.
[11:15] Lead
    Plan?! So they are after someone?
[11:19] Lead
    I can't miss out on this!
[11:21] Lead
    But there's just one problem.
[11:23] Lead
    All I'm hearing is their voices.
[11:26] Lead
    I'm almost completely sure this is
    Nee-san and the other girls talking.
[11:29] Lead
    But if I can't see them,
    I can't be completely sure it's them.
[11:33] Lead
    Which means...
[11:35] Lead
    I guess I'll just have to
    take their sight, too.
[11:38] Lead
    Oh, I have no ill intentions.
[11:40] Lead
    This process is necessary
    to obtain this information.
[11:43] Lead
    Which means...
[11:46] Lead
    I have a damn good excuse
    now! Let's go, Lead!
[11:48] Lead
    Time to climb the stairs to adulthood!
[11:50] Keroli
    But...
[11:51] Keroli
    I'm a bit worried that
    someone might be watching us.
[11:54] Keroli
    I feel an uncomfortable presence.
[11:56] Clara
    Eek!
[11:56] Elizabetta
    Oh, no! Someone's watching us?
[11:58] Elizabetta
    Would someone actually
    do something so perverted?
SIGN    Perverted
[12:02] Elizabetta
    Perverted... Perverted...
[12:05] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Pervert.
[12:08] Lead
    I'm not a pervert, dang it!
[12:09] Iruma
    L-Lead-kun?!
[12:11] Lead
    Oh, crap! I cut off my powers!
[12:13] Iruma
    Huh? Wait, what?
[12:14] Lead
    But I know where Nee-san is, which means...
[12:17] Lead
    I'm going to go see her
    in person, fair and square!
[12:20] Lead
    Oh, wait.
[12:21] Lead
    I mean, I'm going to go confirm
    if Nee-san has the vase or not!
[12:24] Iruma
    Huh? U-Uh, sure.
[12:29] Lead
    Wait, hold up! Who the heck is that?! What?!
[12:32] Iruma
    Um, Naphula-san is, uh...
[12:35] Lead
    They stink! Wait, they stink!
    What's going on?! Wait, they sti—
[12:35] Iruma
    Um, uh, um...
[12:40] Camui
    Welcome back...
[12:42] Camui
    I see that you're wearing clothes...
[12:44] Keroli
    We'd be weirdos if we weren't.
[12:47] Camui
    You smell freshly bathed!
[12:48] Camui
    I'm so glad to be alive in this moment!
[12:51] Keroli
    Well, let's get going.
[12:54] Clara
    Now, hold on a millet!
[12:56] Clara
    Yogurt-a just go!
[12:58] Clara
    No holding back!
[13:00] Keroli
    I'd like you two to charm our
    enemies so we can score high points.
[13:00] Clara
    Badump, badump, badump...
    Badump, badump, badump, badump...
[13:05] Keroli
    Of course, we'll split our earnings evenly.
[13:07] Elizabetta
    Enemies?
[13:08] Elizabetta
    Oh, are we going to go
    after the Legend Leaf?
[13:11] Keroli
    No.
[13:12] Keroli
    Nothing uncertain is going
    to make my heart quiver.
[13:16] Keroli
    The Legend Leaf?
[13:18] Keroli
    I'm far more excited
[13:20] Keroli
    thinking about all the
    points amassed over there.
[13:27] Keroli
    An exquisite location much closer that'll
    guarantee us a mountain of points to steal.
[13:34] Keroli
    Let's go ahead and take that castle.
[13:47] Demon Z
    I come with a message!
[13:49] Azuki
    Pipe down! You're in
    the presence of our lord!
[13:52] Demon Z
    We're being attacked! Numbers unknown!
[13:54] Picero
    What?
[13:55] Goemon
    Mm?
[13:59] Camui
    Fight! Advance!
[14:02] Camui
    Take the castle!
[14:04] Camui
    Take it for Queen Keroli!
[14:11] Student 1
    They're trying to get into the castle!
[14:13] Student 2
    Stop them!
[14:14] Student 3
    Protect the gates!
[14:16] Messenger
    I come with a message, my lord!
[14:19] Messenger
    The magical beasts are formidable opponents!
[14:21] Messenger
    We currently have five injured,
    and two have forfeited!
[14:24] Haruno
    Some finally forfeited...
[14:26] Student 4
    Curse those magical beasts...
    There's no end to them!
[14:30] Picero
    Damn you, Crocell...
[14:33] (Flashback) Konatsu
    "Warning. You'd best hand
    over your points and castle,
[14:36] (Flashback) Konatsu
    or else we will destroy your castle
    and everything with it.
[14:39] (Flashback) Konatsu
    The Queen of the Magical
    Beasts Kingdom, Crocell Keroli."
[14:42] (Flashback) Picero
    Warning, my ass!
[14:44] Haruno
    The Magical Beasts Kingdom is demanding
     we hand over our points and our castle.
[14:49] Dosanko
    Hmph.
[14:50] Dosanko
    They've got good taste,
    coming after this castle.
[14:53] Cyclops
    They said we'd be unharmed
    if we obey, but...
[14:58] Konatsu
    We're not going to give in!
[15:02] Konatsu
    We all joined forces and
    created this space together!
[15:06] Konatsu
    This is our home!
[15:08] Konatsu
    You all feel the same way, don't you?
[15:09] Konatsu
    We were invited in right when we
    were all going to give up and forfeit.
[15:13] Konatsu
    This is our precious home filled with
    so many wonderful memories!
[15:23] Konatsu
    There's no way we could just hand it over!
[15:34] Student 4
    Yes!
[15:35] Student 5
    That's right! Let's chase off
    the magical beasts together!
[15:40] Student 6
    We'll fight to the very last!
[15:42] Students
    Yeah!
[15:45] Konatsu
    Everyone...
[15:47] Student 4
    Let's protect it! Let's protect our castle!
[15:50] Student 5
    Yeah!
[15:51] Student 6
    Yes.
[15:51] Konatsu
    Yeah!
[15:52] Azuki; Haruno; Dosanko
    Yeah!
[15:53] All
    Yeah!
[15:54] Picero
    I'm the one who made this castle!
    It doesn't belong to any of you!
[15:59] Picero
    What are you jerks getting all riled up for?
[16:02] Goemon
    Well, they're all very determined.
[16:05] Picero
    I already told them to just take
    the points in this castle and leave.
[16:10] Konatsu
    Not a chance.
[16:12] Konatsu
    Because we love this place.
[16:19] Goemon
    Everyone likes this castle.
[16:22] Goemon
    Not to mention, you were planning
    to use yourself and this castle as decoys
[16:26] Goemon
    and let everyone flee,
    weren't you, Agares-dono?
[16:29] Goemon
    Everyone's caught on already.
[16:34] Goemon
    We're all together until
    the Harvest Festival ends.
[16:39] Picero
    Seriously...
[16:41] Picero
    You guys are so weird.
[16:49] Magical Beasts
    Hand over! The castle! To our queen!
[16:53] Demon
    Don't let them through!
[16:56] Demon
    We're going to protect our home!
[16:59] Camui
    Hmm...
[17:00] Camui
    To think they've been able to
    resist our attacks this well...
[17:04] Camui
    But we've only just begun.
[17:07] Camui
    Let's see how much longer you can
    withstand our ferocious attacks.
[17:13] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    Gentleman Camui.
[17:16] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    Unlike Lady Keroli,
    your talent as a summoner is low,
[17:21] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    but you are a true gentleman.
[17:23] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    There is only one way for you
    to earn that title, then,
[17:27] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    and that is for you to win
    an argument against me.
[17:30] (Flashback) Camui
    An argument?
[17:34] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    You may call yourself a gentleman,
    but where were your clothes tailored?
[17:37] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    Before we even talk about that,
[17:39] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    you can't even stand like
    a proper gentleman.
[17:43] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    Your upbringing is quite
    telling through your actions.
[17:45] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    You don't even know how
    to present yourself properly?
[17:48] (Flashback) Camui
    H-How dare...
[17:49] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    Do you have a handkerchief, a hat, a watch?
[17:52] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    You reek of cheap cologne,
    and it insults my olfactory system.
[17:56] Mr. Hat Bg
    The other day at lunch,
    you used the wrong cutlery.
SIGN    Urk...
    
    
    Ack...
[17:58] (Flashback) Mr. Hat Fg
    You need to learn to fight like a gentleman.
[17:59] Mr. Hat Bg
    How unnerving.
[18:03] (Flashback) Mr. Hat
    With eloquence!
[18:06] Camui
    Hear me, my brethren!
[18:09] Camui
    The inhabitants of this castle
    hunt magical beasts for points,
[18:14] Camui
    but our queen is different!
[18:17] Camui
    She loves beasts and treats us as
    noble warriors who fight alongside her!
[18:23] Camui
    Let us return her kindness
    and deep love with gratitude!
[18:27] Camui
    Those who have a strong
    command over words...
[18:30] Camui And Mr. Hat
    ...have command over others.
[18:33] Camui
    Let us present this castle
    to our beautiful queen!
[18:41] Beasts
    For our queen! For our queen!
[18:45] Student B
    They're even more aggressive?!
[18:51] Cyclops
    Oh, no! They broke through—
[19:00] Goemon
    Winds that blow through the trees...
[19:08] Goemon
    I implore you to lend me your strength!
[19:16] (Flashback) Vepar
    You mustn't think of others as objects just
[19:18] (Flashback) Vepar
    because you can control
    them with your powers.
[19:22] (Flashback) Vepar
    Even if they do not reply,
    if you talk to them...
[19:26] (Flashback) Vepar
    They'll answer you with their actions!
[19:29] (Flashback) Vepar
    Make sure you get along
    with your wind friends.
[19:32] (Flashback) Goemon
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:33] (Flashback) Goemon
    I'm very skilled in having
    one-sided conversations!
[19:38] Goemon
    And now for my new technique...
[19:49] Goemon
    Wind-Sword Save!
SIGN    Wind-Sword Save
[19:59] Goemon
    I thank you for your assistance.
[20:02] Cyclops
    Just the beasts...
[20:04] Student 4
    ...were blown away?!
[20:06] Camui
    Hmm... Not bad,
[20:09] Camui
    Gar...p?!
[20:11] Haruno
    Thank you for saving us!
[20:13] Konatsu
    That was amazing! How did you do that?
[20:15] Azuki
    That was so cool!
[20:17] Dosanko
    Well, you've definitely
    got my attention now.
[20:19] Dosanko
    You can tell me all about
    your new technique later...
[20:21] Dosanko
    When we're all alone.
[20:25] Goemon
    Y-You're too close!
[20:26] Beast 1
    Sir Camui! He's flirting with those girls!
[20:30] Beast 2
    He's flirting!
[20:31] Beast 3
    Hey, calm down! We have our queen!
[20:35] Beast 4
    Isn't that right, Sir Camui?
[20:38] Camui
    Yes, you are correct.
[20:41] Camui
    But that's that!
[20:43] Camui
    Frolicking with ladies in my
    presence is unacceptable!
[20:45] Camui
    They shall be punished with death!
[20:48] Camui
    Come forth, our most
    powerful reinforcements!
[21:06] Student
    Those are boss-class magical beasts!
[21:11] Camui
    Now it's an all-out war!
[21:14] Camui
    We will give this castle to Queen Keroli.
[21:18] Goemon
    You will not take a step further!
[21:24] Keroli
    Yes!
[21:25] Keroli
    Take that whole castle for me!
[21:28] Keroli
    Then I will become the Young King!
[21:31] Clara And Elizabetta
    Oh, my...
[21:36] Goemon
    Wind-Sword Save!
[21:40] Iruma
    Wha?
[21:41] Lead
    What the heck is this?
[21:45] Camui
    All forces, advance!
[21:50] Goemon
    Let us go forth!
[21:55] Camui
    Trample them!
[23:31] Clara
    Chuu churu pura poppe!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:35] Clara
    Hey, hey, when we get out of the bath,
    let's play Pinpokoporoncho!
[23:38] Elizabetta
    Th-That sounds like a great idea.
[23:41] Elizabetta
    Pinpokoporoncho?
[23:43] Keroli
    O-Of course...
[23:45] Keroli
    Pinpokoporoncho?
[23:47] Keroli And Elizabetta
    Pinpokoporoncho...
SIGN    Pinpokoporoncho
SIGN    Pinpokoporoncho
[23:50] Keroli
    Oh, I know. It must be this.
[23:53] Elizabetta
    No, it's this!
[23:56] Clara
    Non, non!
[23:57] Clara
    Pinpokoporoncho!
[24:00] Elizabetta And Keroli
    Fire dancing?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Keroli
    Yes, I am Queen Crocell Keroli.
[24:06] Keroli
    There is one other way
    to properly address me.
[24:10] Keroli
    The title bestowed upon the
    winner of the Harvest Festival,
[24:12] Keroli
    yes, the Young King!
[24:14] Keroli
    The Young King has a high chance
    of becoming the next Demon King.
[24:17] Keroli
    That's wonderful. A queen and a king.
[24:19] Keroli
    And a dem-dol in secret!
[24:21] Keroli
    Next time on Welcome to Demon School!
    Iruma-kun
, "The True Worth of the Archer."
[24:25] Keroli
    Gather in the name of Crocell Keroli!

E15 - The True Worth of the Archer

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[00:06] Ocho
    Now you're definitely
    going to win for sure!
[00:15] Reporter (Schneider)
    Th-This is the Vase of Endings!
[00:18] Reporter (Schenider)
    Orobas Coco, it is now safely in my custody.
[00:21] Reporter (Schenider)
    You are definitely in the running to win!
[00:32] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:36] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:41] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:47] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:51] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    The True Worth of the Archer
[02:28] Iruma And Clara
    "The True Worth of the Archer."
[02:41] Camui
    And go!
[02:48] Camui
    My brethren! The castle keep
    is right before us!
[02:57] Goemon
    I will protect my friends in
    the castle, no matter what!
[03:11] Demon
    Save me!
SIGN    Wind-Sword
SIGN    Save
[03:14] Goemon
    Wind-Sword Save!
[03:27] Fox
    It's not coming down, even with
    boss-class monsters charging at it!
[03:30] Rabbit
    This castle is so well-built.
[03:33] Camui
    Our only way into the castle
    is through the front...
[03:37] Camui
    A castle created from magic
    is truly a formidable foe.
[03:43] Camui
    The proficiency of this magic is truly
    the work of a master craftsman.
[03:47] Narrator
    The Agares family
    bloodline ability: My Area.
[03:50] Narrator
    They are able to control anything
    they consider the "ground."
[03:58] Picero
    Looks like the guys attacking around
    the castle have backed off.
[04:02] Konatsu
    We'd expect nothing less from
    a castle you built, my lord!
[04:04] Cyclops
    Work together and take shifts
    protecting the entrance.
[04:08] Konatsu
    And take care of the wounded immediately.
[04:10] Konatsu
    It's been rough, but we're holding up!
[04:13] Cyclops
    Our bonds won't be broken that easily!
[04:16] Demon
    You said it!
[04:17] Konatsu
    Yeah!
[04:19] Demon 2
    Th-There's trouble!
[04:21] Dosanko
    What is the meaning of this?
[04:23] Dosanko
    You're supposed to go
    through me to see our lord!
[04:26] Demon 3
    There's trouble...
[04:28] Demon 3
    Six of the soldiers in the
    east have been defeated.
[04:31] Demon 3
    We're sorry...
[04:33] Konatsu
    Six, so suddenly?
[04:35] Konatsu
    Did more magical beasts show up?
[04:36] Cyclops
    Damn it.
[04:37] Picero
    What are we facing?
[04:41] Demon 3
    She was sexy...
[04:43] Demons
    Sexy?!
[04:46] Konatsu; Cyclops; Blond Demon
    Sexy?!
[04:48] Demon 3
    They all just... keep
    getting charmed by her.
[04:54] Picero
    Charmed? Don't tell me...
[04:59] Narrator
    Affection 60% released.
[05:04] (Flashback) Demons
    She smells so nice!
[05:11] Narrator
    The X family bloodline ability:
    Full Love Gauge.
SIGN    Favoritism (Full Love Gauge)
[05:14] Narrator
    She releases a scent that makes
    anyone in the vicinity fall for her.
[05:18] Narrator
    She can control how much of the scent is
    released by opening and closing her zipper.
[05:31] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    It's rather unrefined of me
    to use this power on men...
[05:35] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    But this is war, so I don't
    have much of a choice!
[05:40] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Do you mind lowering your weapons?
[05:42] Demon 3
    We men were powerless...
[05:49] Konatsu
    You're such scum!
[05:50] Haruno
    This is the problem with men.
[05:52] Azuki
    Disgusting.
[05:53] Dosanko
    Women are the sea...
[05:55] Dosanko
    and men are boats,
    powerless against the waves.
[05:59] Dosanko
    You're all powerless.
[06:01] Dosanko
    Splishy splash.
[06:04] Picero
    So where are the other soldiers?
[06:05] Demon 3
    Oh! They were taken away!
[06:08] Elizabetta
    Okay, follow me.
[06:11] Demons
    Okay!
[06:12] Konatsu
    Imagining this stupidity hurts.
[06:14] Haruno
    What a huge haul...
[06:16] Konatsu
    Should we save them?
[06:17] Haruno
    No, let's leave them.
[06:19] Cyclops
    Uh, what about our bonds?!
[06:20] Picero
    We don't have enough demons
    for a rescue squad...
[06:23] Picero
    They'll probably be fine, though.
[06:27] Picero
    But the idea that she managed to get
    the seduction team on her side...
[06:30] Picero
    You're really not holding back,
    Magical Beast Kingdom.
[06:33] Elizabetta
    I'm sorry.
[06:35] Elizabetta
    I'm sure it's cramped in there,
    but this is war, after all.
[06:38] Demon A
    Let us out!
[06:40] Demon B
    This is cheating!
[06:41] Elizabetta
    Oh, what to do? Clara-chan...
[06:45] (Flashback) Clara
    I'm going on an adventure! I mean...
[06:47] (Flashback) Clara
    I'll go scout out the area
    and get some points!
[06:50] Elizabetta
    She just ran off on her own somewhere.
[06:54] Elizabetta
    I guess I don't mind going
    back out on the battlefield...
[07:02] Elizabetta
    If I use my spell too much,
[07:04] Elizabetta
    it'll cause me and whoever
    I used it on to lose control,
[07:07] Elizabetta
    so Master told me to use it sparingly.
[07:10] Elizabetta
    But...
[07:12] Elizabetta
    I wonder what would happen...
[07:14] Elizabetta
    if I used the full power of my spell...
[07:17] Elizabetta
    on someone—
[07:18] Lead
    There she is! Nee-san!
[07:21] Lead
    We finally found you!
[07:24] Elizabetta
    Iruma-kun and Lead-kun?
[07:26] Elizabetta
    What's the matter?
[07:27] Iruma
    Oh, thank goodness.
[07:29] Iruma
    You see, we're—
[07:32] Lead
    How do you actually feel
    about me, Nee-san?!
[07:35] Lead
    How do you actually feel about me?!
[07:37] Lead
    How do you actually feel about me?!
[07:39] Lead
    How do you actually feel about me?!
[07:47] Elizabetta
    What? I love you.
[07:50] Lead
    Hell yeah!
[07:51] Iruma
    Huh?!
[07:53] Lead
    Yes!
[07:57] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Lead-kun, I...
[08:01] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    don't actually love you that much!
[08:03] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    I hate them.
[08:07] Elizabetta
    Did that really happen?
[08:09] Elizabetta
    That doesn't sound familiar at all.
[08:12] Elizabetta
    I've never seen a vase like that, either.
[08:14] Lead
    So that means the Nee-san
    I saw earlier really was...
[08:17] Iruma
    Yeah, an illusion.
[08:19] Elizabetta
    An illusion?
[08:22] Lead
    Well, there was this Nee-san that's
    not Nee-san, who was pretty and...
[08:25] Elizabetta
    Prettier than me?
[08:27] Lead
    Huh?
[08:30] Iruma
    Whoa, wha?! Naphula-san? What's the matter?
[08:33] Elizabetta
    My, what a peculiar scent.
[08:40] Lead
    I wonder if they're trying
    to tell us something.
[08:43] Iruma
    A pompadour?
[08:45] Elizabetta
    A shark?
[08:46] Lead
    Crawl?
[08:48] Iruma
    Binoculars?
[08:49] Elizabetta
    Peeping?
[08:51] Lead
    Wait, no. M-Maybe it's a curse dance.
[08:54] Iruma; Elizabetta; Lead
    That's it!
[08:56] Iruma; Elizabetta; Lead
    A shark with a pompadour
    was peeping as it danced!
[09:00] Iruma
    Apparently not.
[09:02] Elizabetta
    Oh!
[09:03] Elizabetta
    Why don't we get Camui-kun to translate—
[09:05] Camui
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:07] Camui
    I believe that I, Gentleman Camui,
    have been summoned.
[09:14] Camui
    Hm? What a rather unique aroma...
[09:21] Camui
    A ponytail?
[09:27] Camui
    And they have glasses!
[09:29] Lead
    That's what all that meant?!
[09:41] Camui
    Hm, hm... Ah, I see...
[09:44] Camui
    They have a ponytail and hooves.
[09:46] Camui
    It would seem the culprit is a
    student named Orobas Coco.
[09:51] Camui
    He is apparently using illusion magic,
[09:53] Camui
    and only attacking the
    students of the Misfit Class.
[09:58] Lead And Elizabetta
    What?!
[09:59] Iruma
    Only the Misfit Class?
[10:07] Clara
    Zoom! Pachow! Doom-doo-doo-doom!
[10:12] Clara
    I'm gonna score a bunch of points!
[10:16] Clara
    Boom, boom!
[10:17] Clara
    Magical beasts and other stuff's
    just gonna end up in my tumtums, yay!
[10:22] Clara
    Check it out!
[10:23] Clara
    Check it, check it out!
[10:24] Narrator
    The religion that loves
    and reveres the number 2...
[10:29] Narrator
    The Second Faith.
[10:31] Narrator
    Details about this faith remain in the dark,
[10:33] Narrator
    and there's no record to prove its existence...
[10:33] Believers
    Number 2. Second! Number 2. Second!
[10:36] Narrator
    But rumors circulate as if it does truly exist.
[10:39] Student A
    Doesn't he belong to the family
    that reveres the number 2?
[10:43] Student B
    What the hell? That's creepy.
SIGN    2nd Place Orobas Coco
[10:46] Student C
    He gets second place on every single test.
[10:48] Narrator
    Yes, Orobas Coco.
[10:50] Narrator
    He is indeed a demon who loves the number 2
    and believes in the Second Faith.
[10:55] Narrator
    Or actually, not at all.
[10:59] (Flashback) Orobas
    I got second place yet again!
[11:01] (Flashback) Orobas
    But I wanted to be first!
[11:04] (Flashback) Student A
    I hear he purposely gets second place.
[11:06] (Flashback) Student B
    I guess he loves the number 2.
[11:08] (Flashback) Student C
    Yeesh.
[11:09] Orobas
    Like hell that's true, you morons!
[11:12] Orobas
    Not in the least!
[11:15] (Flashback) Warb
    So he belongs to the family
    that always comes second...
[11:18] (Flashback) Orobas
    No, I don't! What the hell kind
    of family is that?! It's creepy!

[11:23] (Flashback) Orobas
    The Orobas family is always straightforward,
    and always intensely honest and true!

[11:27] (Flashback) Orobas
    Second place is just a coincidence! I just
    randomly place second, no matter what!

[11:32] (Flashback) Student
    Allocer from the Misfit Class took first again!
[11:35] (Flashback) Student
    Wow!
[11:36] (Flashback) Orobas
    The Misfit Class...
[11:38] (Flashback) Orobas
    The number one students in both
    book and practical learning are in it,

[11:41] (Flashback) Orobas
    and they're always
    the topic of conversation.

[11:43] (Flashback) Orobas
    With the most popular honor
    student, Iruma, at their head,

[11:46] (Flashback) Orobas
    their popularity just continues to rise.
[11:48] (Flashback) Orobas
    I'm so jealous!
[11:53] (Flashback) Student F
    What the hell?
[11:56] (Flashback) Orobas
    I need to calm down.
[11:57] (Flashback) Orobas
    I still lack skill.
[12:00] (Flashback) Orobas
    I need to improve even more, and then...
[12:04] (Flashback) Orobas
    I will finally take first place!
[12:07] (Flashback) Orobas
    I will win at the Harvest Festival!
[12:09] (Flashback) Orobas
    I will become this year's Young King!
[12:12] (Flashback) Orobas
    No matter what! This time for sure!
[12:16] Iruma
    Why is he only going after the Misfit Class?
[12:18] Camui
    If that is true, that's deeply alarming!
[12:21] Camui
    I cannot waste any more time here!
[12:22] Camui
    I must report this to the queen at once!
[12:25] Camui
    Be on your guard, my brothers!
[12:28] Lead
    I see.
[12:30] Lead
    He might be targeting
    someone from our class, then.
[12:32] Elizabetta
    Oh, no!
[12:33] Elizabetta
    Clara-chan went off all
    alone into the forest!
[12:37] Iruma
    What?!
[12:38] Orobas
    My bloodline ability, Trauma...
SIGN    Magical Lamp (Trauma)
[12:47] Orobas
    If you fall victim to my ability,
[12:50] Orobas
    the swaying of the trees...
[12:52] Orobas
    Even a small pebble will become
    an agonizing illusion.
[12:56] Orobas
    Unless you receive a powerful shock or have
    willpower strong enough to fight them off,
[13:02] Orobas
    my horrifying mental illusions
    will keep haunting you.
[13:10] Orobas
    But for the Harvest Festival,
    I'm not going to use these powers.
[13:13] Orobas
    I'm going to take first
    place fair and square!
[13:16] Orobas
    Then, finally...
[13:18] Orobas
    Everyone will stop fearing
    and misunderstanding me.
[13:21] Orobas
    Yes, fair and square...
[13:33] Orobas
    Huh?
[13:34] Orobas
    Was I being fair and square?
[13:36] Orobas
    Why did I use my spell on the Misfit Class?
[13:39] Ocho
    It's all right.
[13:42] Ocho
    This is how it should be.
    You've done nothing wrong.
[13:49] Orobas
    I've done nothing wrong...
[13:50] Orobas
    This is how it should be, right, Ocho?
[13:52] Ocho
    Oh, yes. But of course, Orobas Coco-sama!
[13:56] Ocho
    Believe in your dear Ocho!
[13:58] Clara
    Yay! Check it, check it,
    check it, check it out!
[14:02] Clara
    Pekepon, sashidon, doom-doo-doo-doom!
[14:03] Ocho
    Now, a new enemy has appeared.
[14:07] Ocho
    It's Valac Clara from the Misfit Class.
[14:11] Ocho
    The Misfit Class stands in the way
    of you becoming the Young King,
[14:15] Ocho
    so they must all be eliminated.
[14:17] Ocho
    We must crush the Misfit Class.
[14:20] Orobas
    Crush her soul, Trauma!
[14:28] Clara
    I fell?
[14:31] Clara
    Did the ground shake?
[14:51] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[14:54] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[14:56] Clara
    It's Iruma-chi!
[14:58] Clara
    That tree went bazoom!
    It was amazing! I totally saw it!
[15:01] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[15:03] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[15:06] Clara
    Hey, listen to this!
[15:07] Clara
    You know what? I believed in you
    and waited for you, Iruma-chi!
[15:12] Clara
    The truth is I really wanted to see you,
[15:15] Clara
    but we're in a competition, so I held back!
[15:17] Clara
    So... praise me!
[15:19] Iruma
    Clara.
[15:20] Clara
    Huh?
[15:22] Iruma
    Give me a drink.
[15:25] Clara
    Huh?
[15:29] Iruma
    I'll play with you, so you can
    give me a drink, can't you?
[15:33] Clara
    U-Um, I—
[15:33] Iruma
    I'm super thirsty.
[15:37] Clara
    B-But you said you wouldn't need
    anything like that, Iruma-chi...
[15:44] Clara
    You did, right?
[15:48] Iruma
    I did, but...
[15:51] Iruma
    You know...
[15:52] Iruma
    Being with you is really
    troublesome and exhausting.
[15:58] Iruma
    So I don't think it's really fair.
[16:00] Clara
    Huh? I...
[16:03] Iruma
    Azz-kun and the others think so, too.
[16:05] Iruma
    That you're such a nuisance.
[16:08] Clara
    Iruma-chi... No...
[16:12] Iruma
    Your ability is really convenient.
[16:18] Iruma
    So let's just continue to use each other.
[16:20] Iruma
    You don't want to be alone again, do you?
[16:23] Iruma
    I mean...
[16:24] Iruma
    If we couldn't get anything out of it,
[16:26] Iruma
    who would ever want to...
[16:30] Iruma
    play with you?
[16:50] Iruma
    Clara!
[16:58] Narrator
    Let's rewind a bit.
[17:01] Elizabetta
    Clara-chan went off all
    alone into the forest!
[17:03] Iruma
    What?!
[17:05] Demon
    It appears that the wall west
    of the castle has fallen!
[17:06] Dosanko
    But our lord's castle wouldn't fall.
[17:09] Demon
    Hey, don't fall asleep!
    We don't have enough points!
[17:10] Demon
    Oh, no! I got bit by a mosquito!
[17:12] Demon
    Hey, I found some fruit that's
    probably worth lots of points.
[17:12] Orobas
    I've done nothing wrong...
[17:14] Orobas
    This is how it should be, right, Ocho?
[17:16] Ocho
    Oh, yes. But of course, Orobas Coco-sama!
[17:19] Ocho
    Believe in your dear Ocho!
[17:21] Lead
    Found them!
[17:25] Ocho
    It's Valac Clara from the Misfit Class.
[17:28] Ocho
    We must crush the Misfit Class.
[17:32] Lead
    I found them!
[17:34] Lead
    But she's in trouble.
[17:35] Lead
    Orobas was really close to Clarin!
[17:39] Iruma
    If Clara...
[17:40] Iruma
    fell under that illusion spell...
[17:44] Iruma
    I have to go now!
[17:46] Elizabetta
    You can't. Not with that leg.
[17:48] Camui
    The queen has arrived!
[17:57] Lead
    Queen!
[17:58] Keroli
    I will lend you my bodyguards.
[18:01] Elizabetta
    Keroli-chan!
[18:03] Keroli
    Get to her quickly!
[18:04] Iruma
    Thank you!
[18:06] Iruma
    Hurry, Blizzard Wolf!
[18:13] Camui
    Are you certain about this?
[18:15] Keroli
    Yes...
[18:16] Keroli
    Because now they owe me.
[18:21] Camui
    So terrifyingly beautiful!
[18:24] Keroli
    Honestly... I swear, we're such pushovers.
[18:31] Lead
    Yeah! Keep going straight!
[18:36] Lead
    Huh?
[18:40] Lead
    Crap, I'm not getting good reception.
[18:42] Iruma
    Are you okay?!
[18:43] Lead
    It should be this way, but... Damn it.
[18:46] Lead
    I barely have any mana left.
    I've used too much.
[18:49] Iruma
    Lead-kun...
[18:51] Lead
    Whenever it's hard or I'm suffering...
[18:54] Lead
    I need to concentrate on one target!
[18:57] Lead
    This way!
[18:58] Iruma
    Got it!
[19:00] Lead
    But there seemed to be
    something wrong with Clarin.
[19:03] Iruma
    We have to hurry!
[19:15] Lead
    I see her! Over there!
[19:18] Iruma
    She's being attacked by a magical beast?
[19:20] Lead
    Oh, no!
[19:21] Iruma
    I have to save her!
[19:22] Lead
    But we're too far away!
    We won't make it there in time!
[19:25] Iruma
    We won't make it in time?
[19:29] Iruma
    We're too far! It might not reach...
[19:33] Iruma
    I'll miss.
[19:33] Iruma
    What should I do?
[19:34] Iruma
    I need to save her!
[19:35] Iruma
    I only have one chance.
[19:35] Iruma
    What should I do?
[19:36] Iruma
    This is the only feather I've got.
[19:37] Iruma
    But what if I hit Clara?
[19:38] Iruma
    What should I do?
[19:40] Iruma
    I need to save her.
[19:40] Iruma
    I only have one chance.
[19:41] Iruma
    This is the only feather I've got.
[19:42] Iruma
    What should I do?
[19:43] Iruma
    Hurry.
[19:43] Iruma
    What should I do?
[19:44] Iruma
    What do I do?!
[19:58] Iruma
    Stop thinking so much!
[20:00] Iruma
    If I'm a true archer...
[20:02] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Make up your mind!
[20:04] Iruma
    Perfect...
[20:05] Iruma
    shot!
[20:26] Iruma
    I... made it in time...
[20:39] Iruma
    Master...
[20:43] Iruma
    I'm glad you taught me...
[20:46] Iruma
    how to be an archer.
[20:48] Clara
    Iruma-chi...
[20:51] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[20:53] Clara
    You said you were a drink and that
    you'd play with me, but I was a nuisance...
[21:01] Iruma
    I'm a drink?
[21:03] Orobas
    You again, Iruma?
[21:06] Orobas
    One after another...
[21:08] Orobas
    You all just keep getting in my way.
[21:10] Orobas
    Unacceptable!
[21:13] Iruma
    A demon with a ponytail and glasses...
[21:15] Iruma
    Orobas Coco!
[21:16] Orobas
    I am the one who will become the Young King!
[21:20] Orobas
    The Misfit Class stands in my way!
    You will all be eliminated!
[21:25] Orobas
    It doesn't matter if you've broken
    through Trauma once or twice!
[21:28] Orobas
    Very well...
[21:30] Orobas
    I'll make sure you're never able to fight again!
[21:33] Orobas
    Not just during the Harvest Festival! Never!
[21:36] Iruma
    Clara!
[21:36] Orobas
    I'll sink you into the depths of your trauma!
[21:48] Asmodeus
    You will not...
[21:52] Asmodeus
    lay a single finger on my friends!
[23:26] Clara
    Kyu-ki-mya!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:32] Iruma
    You were walking...
[23:35] Lead
    And you tripped on a rock and fell.
[23:39] Iruma And Lead
    You hit your knee and it really hurt.
[23:43] Iruma And Lead
    Wait, we're wrong?
[23:46] Camui
    "While I was doing situps...
[23:49] Camui
    I ran into praying demons that
    took good care of me before,
[23:52] Camui
    so I got really happy and hugged them.
[23:54] Camui
    Then they playfully gnawed on my knee,
    so I performed the gyogatty dance for them."
[24:00] Lead
    Like we'd ever get that!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:04] Narrator
    When Iruma and Clara were in trouble,
    Asmodeus showed up to save them.
[24:07] Narrator
    Let your passion burn, Asmodeus!
[24:09] Narrator
    Your love for your friends!
[24:10] Narrator
    The loneliness you felt on
    the days apart from them!
[24:12] Narrator
    Let those feelings ignite
    your soul and set it ablaze!
[24:16] Narrator
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun*,
[24:18] Narrator
    
"The End of the Harvest Festival."
[24:20] Narrator
    Wait.
[24:21] Narrator
    Isn't directly attacking other students*
    immediate grounds for disqualification?
[24:24] Narrator
    Wait, does that mean Asmodeus
    has been disqualified?!

E16 - The End of the Harvest Festival

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
[00:33] Orobas
    I'll sink you into the depths of your trauma!
[00:44] Asmodeus
    You will not...
[00:47] Asmodeus
    lay a single finger on my friends!
[00:52] Asmodeus
    I'm sorry I'm late, Iruma-sama.
[00:55] Iruma
    Azz-kun!
[00:56] Camera Demon
    Devi!
[00:57] Camera Demon
    Devi! Asmodeus Alice is disqualified!
[01:03] Camera Demon
    Devi! Devi!
[01:05] Clara
    What?!
[01:06] Iruma
    Azz-kun's disqualified? No way!
[02:41] Iruma; Asmodeus; Clara
    "The End of the Harvest Festival."
SIGN    The End of the Harvest Festival
[02:45] Camera Demon
    Asmodeus Alice is disqualified! Devi!
[02:54] Orobas
    Looks like you messed up, Asmodeus.
[02:57] Orobas
    A direct attack on another
    student is against the rules.
[03:00] Orobas
    Now you have no chance of winning.
[03:03] Orobas
    Your Harvest Festival ends here!
[03:06] Iruma
    No!
[03:07] Orobas
    And you were the closest
    to becoming the Young King.
[03:11] Orobas
    You absolute fool!
[03:22] Asmodeus
    That's fine.
[03:26] Asmodeus
    I have no regrets.
[03:28] Asmodeus
    My ambition... is to become
    Iruma-sama's halberd!
[03:36] Asmodeus
    I care not if I have to forfeit.
[03:39] Asmodeus
    If you dare try to lay
    a finger on Iruma-sama
[03:42] Asmodeus
    or any member of the
    Misfit Class ever again...
[03:47] Asmodeus
    I'll track you down immediately
    from the forfeiters' tent
[03:50] Asmodeus
    and lop off your head.
[03:56] Asmodeus
    Remember that.
[04:05] Balam
    Asmodeus Alice, head to the
    forfeiters' tent immediately.
[04:10] Asmodeus
    Yes, sir.
[04:13] Camera Demon
    This way!
[04:15] Clara
    Azz-Azz!
[04:18] Clara
    You can't go, Azz-Azz!
[04:20] Iruma
    Y-Yeah!
[04:22] Clara
    Harumph!
[04:23] Iruma
    You were only trying to protect us, Azz-kun!
[04:26] Iruma
    If we just tell them that...
[04:27] Asmodeus
    No, I am satisfied.
[04:31] Asmodeus
    I did what I was supposed to do.
[04:35] Asmodeus
    Please carry on my wishes, Iruma-sama.
[04:40] Asmodeus
    You are the one worthy of
    wearing the Young King's crown.
[04:44] Asmodeus
    Not to mention...
[04:46] Asmodeus
    I'm already at Dalet.
[04:48] Iruma And Clara
    Oh, right!
[04:50] Clara
    Right...
[04:55] Clara
    The three of us are finally back together.
[04:58] Iruma
    Yeah! It's the first time since
    the Harvest Festival started.
[05:01] Asmodeus
    We didn't get to see each
    other during the training
[05:04] Asmodeus
    that took place right before, either.
[05:06] Clara
    I was devi holding back so I wouldn't get
    in the way of Iruma-chi's training.
[05:11] Iruma
    I see.
[05:12] Iruma
    You two must've worked really hard.
[05:14] Clara
    Heh. It was easy as pie and cake!
[05:17] Asmodeus
    But Iruma-sama, you were injured...
[05:20] Iruma
    Maybe it's because I got
    to see you two again,
[05:22] Iruma
    but it seems like the pain is gone.
[05:25] Clara
    Really?
[05:26] Clara
    It must be because you
    got to see my face!
[05:28] Clara
    Here, have a closer look!
[05:29] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[05:30] Asmodeus
    What kind of positive effect
    could your foolish face have?
[05:32] Clara
    Devi lots!
[05:34] Clara
    See? Look!
[05:43] Camera Demon
    Devi!
[05:45] Camera Demon
    Asmodeus Alice!
    Hurry to the forfeiters' tent!
[05:50] Asmodeus
    Once the festival is over, we can finally...
[05:53] Asmodeus
    get together and celebrate!
[05:55] Asmodeus
    At my house!
[05:58] Clara
    What? At your place, Azz-Azz?
[06:00] Iruma
    Sure!
[06:01] Iruma
    It's a promise!
[06:02] Clara And Asmodeus
    Yeah!
[06:14] Narrator
    Asmodeus Alice,
[06:15] Narrator
    on the fourth and final day
    of the Harvest Festival,
[06:18] Narrator
    has forfeited.
[06:20] Iruma
    Azz-kun...
[06:26] Lead
    You're so damn cool, Azz-Azz!
[06:29] Iruma
    Lead-kun? You've been there the whole time?
[06:32] Lead
    How was I supposed to
    interrupt that moment?
[06:35] Clara
    Floaty-kun!
[06:37] Lead
    Clarin! I'm so glad you're okay!
[06:42] Iruma
    Thank you! Please give
    Keroli-san my regards!
[06:47] Lead
    But now...
[06:49] Lead
    We finally gotta go win this thing!
[06:52] Iruma
    Yeah.
[06:53] Lead
    All right!
[06:54] Lead
    Let's go get the vase back
    from Orobas, and—
[06:59] Iruma; Clara; Lead
    He disappeared?
[07:07] Ocho
    Have no fear, Orobas-sama.
[07:10] Ocho
    You will be the winner.
[07:12] Ocho
    We will be the ones laughing in the end!
[07:15] Ocho
    Because...
[07:18] Ocho
    The Vase of Endings we stole from them
[07:20] Ocho
    has already been turned in to HQ!
[07:25] Ocho
    They have no way of turning this around!
[07:28] Orobas
    But...
[07:29] Orobas
    I won't be able to get any more points
    with my body in this state...
[07:35] Ocho
    Fear not. Leave this to Ocho.
[07:46] Orobas
    What are these?
[07:47] Ocho
    These are all rare items
    that I quietly gathered.
[07:51] Ocho
    They're all worth a lot of points!
[07:54] Ocho
    Each one is comparable to
    a boss-class ingredient.
[07:58] Ocho
    With these, we'll win for sure!
[08:01] Orobas
    But these belong to you—
[08:03] Ocho
    Oh, it matters not! I don't need to win!
[08:07] Ocho
    As long as I can provide you some support.
[08:11] Orobas
    Ocho...
[08:13] Ocho
    They won't be able to win, no matter what!
[08:20] Lead
    Does this mean someone helped
    Orobas and took him away?
[08:24] Lead
    This isn't good.
[08:26] Lead
    Without the vase,
[08:28] Lead
    we can't make the Legend Leaf bloom.
[08:30] Iruma
    Right.
[08:31] Lead
    We won't be able to win!
[08:35] Iruma
    Lead-kun, can you use Controller
    to find out where Orobas-kun is?
[08:40] Lead
    I can't.
[08:41] Lead
    I don't have any mana left.
    I won't be able to find him.
[08:45] Lead
    You're pretty beat up, too,
[08:48] Lead
    and there's not much time left
    in the Harvest Festival.
[08:50] Lead
    We won't be able to turn things around.
[08:54] Iruma
    Even so...
[08:59] Iruma
    Even so, let's keep going.
[09:02] Iruma
    We'll find Orobas-kun.
[09:04] Iruma
    So many helped us get to this point
    and entrusted us with their hopes.
[09:11] Iruma
    We don't have time to lose hope.
[09:14] Iruma
    We can't just—
[09:17] Iruma
    We can't just give up here.
[09:20] Lead
    You can't move with that leg!
[09:20] Iruma
    That's not...
[09:22] Iruma
    I'm so frustrat—
[09:22] Reporter
    Precisely!
[09:23] Iruma
    Huh?
[09:25] Lead
    Who's that?!
[09:26] Iruma
    Huh? Are you a teacher?
[09:27] All
    No, no, no, no!
[09:29] Iruma
    We're not going to forfeit yet!
[09:31] Lead
    We're still full of energy!
[09:32] Clara
    Hiss! Hiss!
[09:34] Reporter
    Frustration...
[09:37] Reporter
    We were also frustrated.
[09:39] Reporter (Schneider)
    And that's why we thought,
    and thought, and came up with a plan.
[09:45] Reporter (Schneider)
    The more someone thinks
    they have the advantage,
[09:47] Reporter (Schneider)
    the easier they are to trick.
[09:58] Schneider
    When you've been tricked,
[10:00] Schneider
    you just have to trick them right back.
[10:06] Clara
    Devi?!
[10:12] Schneider
    The most cunning are the ones
    who'll win in the end.
[10:18] Jazz
    Hell yeah!
[10:30] Schneider
    The most cunning are the ones
    who'll win in the end.
[10:36] Jazz
    Hell yeah!
[10:38] Man A
    Yeah!
[10:39] Man B
    They tricked them back!
[10:40] Woman A
    Trickery at its finest!
[10:41] Woman B
    That's how a demon should be!
[10:44] Johnny
    Not bad.
[10:45] Jazz
    Way to go, Allocer!
[10:49] Narrator
    Let's go back to day two
    of the Harvest Festival,
[10:51] Narrator
    right after Jazz forfeited.
SIGN    Day 2 Noon
[10:55] Camera Demon
    Obediently! Obediently!
[10:58] (Flashback) Camera Demon
    This way!
[11:00] (Flashback) Jazz
    Sorry, Allocer.
[11:02] (Flashback) Jazz
    I lost my cool and ended
    up having to forfeit.
[11:05] (Flashback) Schneider
    No, this is fine.
[11:08] (Flashback) Schneider
    Actually, this is better.
[11:10] (Flashback) Schneider
    We'll be able to enter
    the forfeiters' tent...
[11:13] (Flashback) First-Years
    So we're just stuck here?
[11:15] (Flashback) First-Years
    That demon ramen is the best.
[11:16] (Flashback) First-Years
    Can't we have a revenge match?
[11:19] (Flashback) First Years
    It's pretty nice in here.
[11:20] (Flashback) First Years
    If only I'd turned right back there...
[11:26] (Flashback) Schneider
    We'll get a better idea of what's
    going on in the forest from here,
[11:29] (Flashback) Schneider
    and there's no rule saying people
    who haven't forfeited can't enter.
[11:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    Nice...
[11:34] Narrator
    Yes.
[11:35] Narrator
    They may be a team, but in the end,
    the Harvest Festival is an individual sport.
[11:40] Narrator
    The only one who forfeited was Jazz.
[11:42] Narrator
    Allocer was still in the game.
SIGN    Player
[11:45] Narrator
    There was no way they wouldn't
    use this to their advantage.
[11:49] (Flashback) Jazz
    But first, we should have some food.
[11:55] (Flashback) Ameri
    Hey! What are you two doing here?!
[12:02] (Flashback) Warb
    What? Info?
[12:04] (Flashback) Warb
    Sure.
[12:06] (Flashback) Warb
    I forfeited and I'm bored,
    so ask me whatever.
[12:09] (Flashback) Jazz
    Thanks!
[12:10] (Flashback) Schneider
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
[12:12] (Flashback) Male Student A
    What? You wanna know about Orobas?
[12:14] (Flashback) Male Student A
    Did something bad happen to you?
[12:16] (Flashback) Jazz
    Hm? Not really.
[12:19] (Flashback) Jazz
    I just need to return a favor...
[12:25] Narrator
    They gathered information
    at the forfeiters' tent
[12:27] Narrator
    and came up with a plan,
[12:33] Narrator
    all so they could get back at Orobas.
SIGN    Day 3 Morning
[12:52] Narrator
    Schneider headed into the forest.
[12:56] (Flashback) Jazz
    He did it again.
[12:59] (Flashback) Jazz
    It's the same thing he did to me when
    he put my stupid brother in front of me.
[13:03] (Flashback) Jazz
    He's such a one-trick pony, it's boring me.
[13:08] (Flashback) Jazz
    Also, Orobas is planning to turn in the
    vase he stole to the reporting tower.
[13:14] (Flashback) Jazz
    Then it'll be game over for him.
[13:18] (Flashback) Jazz
    And that's why...
[13:20] (Flashback) Ocho
    Now you're definitely
    going to win for sure!
[13:30] (Flashback) Jazz
    He'll let down his guard momentarily...
[13:33] (Flashback) Jazz
    And that's the moment when we'll get him!
[13:36] (Flashback) Jazz
    That'll piss him off the most.
[13:45] (Flashback) Jazz
    Way to go, Allocer!
[13:51] Schneider
    And then, we figured out that
    the next thing Orobas would target
[13:54] Schneider
    would be the Seed of Beginnings
    that Iruma-kun had.
[14:02] (Flashback) Ameri
    Iruma...
[14:04] Schneider
    I made sure to let Asmodeus know.
SIGN    The Present
[14:13] Schneider
    And now I have the Vase
    of Endings in my hands.
[14:21] Schneider
    This...
[14:27] Schneider
    belongs to you.
[14:30] Iruma And Lead
    What?!
[14:32] Iruma
    Are you sure?!
[14:33] Schneider
    There is no problem.
[14:35] Schneider
    The Harvest Festival is almost over.
[14:39] Schneider
    There's no point to me keeping it.
[14:43] Schneider
    And...
[14:44] Schneider
    If we're going to win,
[14:47] Schneider
    there's no point if it's not the two of us.
[14:51] Schneider
    Faith will move mountains.
[14:53] Schneider
    We're leaving the victory of
    the Misfit Class in your hands.
[14:58] Lead And Iruma
    Right!
[15:08] Johnny
    Don't cry.
[15:08] Jazz
    I'm not crying!
[15:10] Johnny
    Just so you know, you're just barely safe.
[15:12] Jazz
    What the hell?! We didn't break any rules!
[15:14] Jazz
    Ow! Quit pulling!
[15:14] Quiche
    Give the receiver back!
[15:15] Ameri
    Quick wit and tenacity...
[15:18] Ameri
    To think they'd make a move to win
    from the forfeiters' tent...
[15:18] Jazz
    I said quit pulling! Let go!
[15:23] Ameri
    They all hate losing so much...
[15:26] Ameri
    and are such a wonderful team.
[15:29] Ameri
    The ones who grew the most and showed
    the most passion during the Harvest Festival
[15:34] Ameri
    are undoubtedly the
    members of the Misfit Class.
[15:44] Ameri
    It wouldn't be surprising if any
    of them ended up the Young King.
[15:48] Ameri
    Now, their individual
    Harvest Festivals are ending.
[15:57] Sabro
    I'm sure no one has ever gathered this
     many things since this competition began!
[16:01] Ichiro
    Same here.
[16:03] Ichiro; Niro; Sabro
    One, two, three, tower!
[16:07] Niro
    No more ingredients.
[16:10] Ichiro
    No, look closer.
[16:12] Sabro
    Don't give up.
[16:14] Ichiro
    Hey, so. About that flamey on-fire guy...
[16:17] Sabro
    Huh?
[16:18] Niro
    You mean Asmodeus.
[16:19] Ichiro
    You okay with letting him go?
[16:22] Sabro
    He merely rushed toward his ambition!
[16:25] Sabro
    I have no reason to stop him!
[16:28] Sabro
    Even if he left me all alone!
[16:31] Sabro
    I will continue forward! And!
[16:34] Sabro
    I will become...
[16:45] Niro
    He's asleep?
[16:47] Ichiro
    He must've run out of energy. What an idiot.
[16:50] Narrator
    Sabnock Sabro. Final point count: 45,500.
[16:57] Narrator
    Androalphus Ichiro, 37,100.
[17:01] Narrator
    Androalphus Niro, 37,100.
[17:20] Demon Tiger
    Reporting!
[17:21] Demon Tiger
    We're unable to take the enemy castle,
    and our brothers keep falling.
[17:25] Demon Tiger
    We're doomed...
[17:27] Keroli
    The offerings the magical beasts brought me
    will not be enough points to win.
[17:32] Keroli
    Since we were unable to take that castle,
    we have no chance of winning.
[17:41] Demon Tiger
    If all else fails...
[17:45] Magical Beasts
    Queen Keroli! Please offer us up for points!
[17:51] Magical Beast A
    You did not treat us as ingredients,
    but welcomed us as your brethren!
[17:55] Magical Beast B
    We want to repay you for
    welcoming us as your brethren!
[17:59] Demon Tiger
    If this helps you win,
     we are happy to serve you, my queen!
[18:07] Keroli
    You're right.
[18:19] Keroli
    But I can't.
[18:22] Keroli
    No matter how bright I shine,
SIGN    (Fans)
SIGN    Citizens
[18:24] Keroli
    there's no point if I don't
    have my loyal fans.
[18:27] Demon Tiger
    My queen!
[18:31] Keroli
    Good work, everyone.
[18:36] Narrator
    Crocell Keroli, 36,800 points.
[18:42] Narrator
    Caim Camui, 22,500 points.
[18:46] Narrator
    X Elizabetta, 20,700 points.
[18:59] Friend A
    The beasts retreated...
[19:01] Friend B
    That means...
[19:06] Friends
    We survived!
[19:10] Haruno; Konatsu; Azuki
    Everyone! It's time to eat!
[19:13] Friends
    Food!
[19:16] Friend
    So good!
[19:21] Picero
    You guys are so dumb and carefree...
[19:23] Goemon
    This is one kind of victory!
[19:26] Goemon
    We should go celebrate, too...
[19:31] Picero
    Wha... Wh-Wha...
[19:33] Picero
    Hey! What the heck's all this?
[19:35] Konatsu
    Well...
[19:36] Konatsu
    We're gonna give you
    all our points, my lord!
[19:40] Cyclops
    We all decided.
[19:47] Goemon
    But then... all of your points...
[19:50] Haruno
    It's fine.
[19:51] Dosanko
    We ended up with memories a bit
    more bittersweet than the blues.
[19:59] Friend C
    We were just about to
    forfeit originally, anyway.
[20:02] Friend D
    We didn't think we'd last
    until the final day at all.
[20:06] Azuki
    We want you two to be happy!
[20:09] Azuki
    I mean, you're basically family to us now!
[20:13] Azuki
    So please, take it.
[20:16] Azuki
    As a token of our gratitude.
[20:18] Haruno
    Thank you for protecting us.
[20:21] Friend E
    Thanks!
[20:22] Friend F
    You saved us!
[20:23] Friend G
    Thanks for real!
[20:24] Friends
    Thanks!
[20:26] Friends
    Thank you!
[20:28] Picero
    Seriously, you're all so...
[20:38] Picero
    You're all so weird...
[20:40] Goemon
    All right! Let's take the
    leftover ingredients and...
[20:43] Goemon
    have some hot pot!
[20:47] Goemon
    There's still plenty to go around!
[20:50] Narrator
    Agares Picero, 32,300 points.
[20:55] Narrator
    Garp Goemon, 32,300 points.
[20:59] Narrator
    Their friends, 0 points.
[21:07] Narrator
    Allocer Schneider, 12,800 points.
[21:17] Lead
    This is finally the end!
[21:19] Iruma
    Yeah!
[21:20] Clara
    Devi end!
[21:22] Lead And Iruma
    And now! Let's make the Legend Leaf bloom!
[22:58] Clara
    Suki! Suki! Sukima!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:02] Narrator
    Asmodeus is on his way
    to the forfeiters' tent.
[23:09] Camera Demon
    You okay?
[23:10] Asmodeus
    I wanna go back! I finally got
    to meet up with them!
[23:15] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! I-I want to stay by your side...
[23:20] Camera Demon
    But you were so cool when you left...
[23:24] Asmodeus
    I've got a brilliant idea!
[23:25] Asmodeus
    Since I'm technically Iruma-sama's halberd,
[23:28] Asmodeus
    doesn't that mean I can
    go back as a weapon?!
[23:31] Camera Demon
    No.
[23:32] Asmodeus
    What if I make myself smaller and cutely
[23:35] Asmodeus
    accompany Iruma-sama inside his pocket?
[23:39] Asmodeus
    Yay!
[23:40] Camera Demon
    How would you even do that?
[23:42] Asmodeus
    Maybe I can disguise
    myself as a magical beast.
[23:45] Camera Demon
    Don't.
[23:46] Asmodeus
    Then maybe I can conceal
    myself within some flames!
[23:50] Camera Demon
    You'd stand out too much.
[23:52] Asmodeus
    Anyway, please just let me
    return to Iruma-sama's side!
[23:57] Asmodeus
    Back to Iruma-sama's side!
[23:58] Camera Demon
    Shut it.
[23:59] Narrator
    He continued to fuss the whole way.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Sabro
    We have gathered a mountain of ingredients!
[24:05] Sabro
    I've done everything I could!
    I have not even a shred of regret!
[24:09] Sabro
    But of course, the one who will be
[24:11] Sabro
    the next in line to become the Demon King
[24:13] Sabro
    by becoming the Young King is
    myself, Sabnock Sabro—what?!
[24:16] Sabro
    What are that seed and vase
    that Iruma and Lead are holding?!
[24:20] Sabro
    Is that the legendary...
[24:21] Sabro
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:23] Sabro
    "Legend Leaf!"
[24:25] Sabro
    Now, I am going to bed! Goodnight!

E17 - Legend Leaf

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
SIGN    Legend Leaf
[02:03] All
    "Legend Leaf."
SIGN    Day 4
SIGN    The Final Day
[02:13] Suzie
    Okay, the Harvest Festival's coming to an end!
[02:17] Dali
    Wow! Isn't it exciting?!
[02:19] Dali
    Whatever you have in your possession
[02:22] Dali
    when the Harvest Festival ends will
    be added to your final point total,
[02:27] Dali
    but no more harvesting after time expires!
[02:29] Balam
    Bzzt!
[02:31] Suzie
    And Balam-sensei will
    definitely be checking!
[02:34] Dali
    Well? Do you all have your final goods?
[02:39] Clara
    Wow, the Seed of Beginnings
    and Vase of Endings.
[02:42] Iruma
    We did combine them, but...
[02:43] Clara
    Just fitting good!
[02:45] Iruma
    I don't think it turned out quite right.
[02:48] Lead
    It's kind of surreal.
[02:49] Iruma
    I felt sure that just bringing them together
    would make the Legend Leaf bloom.
[02:54] Iruma
    How do we actually get it to?
[02:58] Lead
    I know!
[02:59] Clara
    Know what?
[03:01] Lead
    Think about it!
[03:02] Lead
    The person overseeing
    the Harvest Festival...
[03:04] Lead
    The one who created this forest
    was Suzie-sensei, right?!
[03:07] Suzie
    Yis!
[03:09] Lead
    And this festival is the
    first-years' final evaluation,
[03:14] Lead
    where we put to use everything
    we learned all year!
[03:17] Lead
    Based on all that, I know
    what we have to remember...
[03:22] Lead
    Suzie-sensei's first class!
[03:26] (Flashback) Suzie
    Today, let us use magic to try to
    make some flowers bloom, shall we?
[03:30] (Flashback) Suzie
    Yis!
[03:32] (Flashback) Suzie
    Hold your hand over this
    special sapling, and...
[03:36] (Flashback) Suzie
    Quan Quan.
[03:37] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[03:39] Iruma
    Right!
[03:39] Lead
    The answer was inside us all along.
[03:49] Clara
    Gulp!
[03:54] Lead
    I'm going to make you bloom, Legend Leaf!
[03:58] Lead
    Quan Quan!
[04:17] Lead
    Guess I was wrong!
[04:19] Iruma
    Huh?! Y-Yeah, guess you were!
[04:22] Lead
    What's the key, then?!
[04:24] Lead
    The Harvest Festival's almost over!
[04:26] Clara
    S'all good!
[04:28] Iruma
    There's nothing in the song about it...
[04:30] Iruma
    What do we do?
SIGN    Fsssh
[04:32] Iruma
    Naphula-san! What are you doing?!
[04:37] Iruma
    The seed...
[04:44] Lead
    Now?!
[04:45] Lead
    Do it now, you mean?
[04:47] Iruma
    P-Probably!
[04:49] Iruma/Lead
    Quan Quan!
[05:07] Iruma
    So close!
[05:08] Lead
    We're missing something.
[05:11] Lead
    Not enough mana?!
[05:13] Lead
    I just don't get it!
[05:16] Iruma
    What about Ifrit mode?
[05:19] Ali
    Not happening!
[05:21] Iruma
    Ali-san?!
[05:22] Ali
    I'm at my limit.
[05:24] Ali
    Totally out of mana.
[05:26] Ali
    I'll disappear if you use me any more!
[05:30] Iruma
    No way!
[05:32] Lead
    At my limit...
[05:33] Naphula
    Keep it up!
[05:34] Ali
    There's a demon nearby with lots
    and lots of magic power...
[05:38] Ali
    If I could borrow a little from them...
[05:41] Iruma
    Y-You think they'll just let us...
[05:46] Clara
    Iruma-chi, you okay?
[05:50] Ali
    Oh, there they are.
[05:53] Narrator
    Over the course of the Harvest Festival,
[05:56] Narrator
    Clara has played merrily
    with many magical beasts,
[05:59] Narrator
    allowing her to absorb
    a great deal of mana.
SIGN    She's pretty unaware of this
[06:02] Ali
    Li'l Iru! Take Clara-rin's hand!
[06:05] Iruma
    Clara!
[06:07] Iruma
    Lend me your power!
[06:10] Clara
    Okay!
[06:17] Lead
    Here we go!
[06:18] Lead
    One, two...
[06:20] Lead
    Quan Quan!
[06:33] Derkila
    Is it you?
[06:38] Lead
    ...ruma-kun!
[06:39] Lead
    Iruma-kun!
[06:41] Lead
    Iruma-kun?!
[06:42] Iruma
    L-Lead-kun?
[06:45] Lead
    What's with all the smoke?
[06:47] Lead
    Actually, though...
[06:49] Lead
    Where's the Legend Leaf?!
[06:58] Suzie
    Time is up!
[07:01] Suzie
    The 6,666 minutes have expired!
[07:04] Suzie
    The Harvest Festival is officially over!
[07:09] Suzie
    Everyone gather back at the starting point!
[07:12] Student 1
    So tired!
[07:14] Student 2
    It's finally over!
[07:15] Student 3
    Four days is a long time!
[07:17] Student 4
    I bet that's worth a ton of points!
[07:19] Gaako
    Finally over.
[07:21] Eiko
    I can't move another muscle.
[07:22] Azuki
    It was hard, but lots of fun!
[07:30] Dali
    Great work, all!
[07:32] Dali
    We're tallying up the points right now!
[07:35] Baram
    Great work out there!
[07:36] Baram
    There, there, kiddo.
[07:40] Mob A
    Hey! Look at that!
[07:43] Mob A
    It's the Misfit Class!
[07:44] Mob B
    Dang, they look intense!
[08:01] Niro
    He's too heavy...
[08:07] Keroli
    Do you think those two will be here?
[08:10] Asmodeus
    You know the answer to that.
[08:12] Asmodeus
    It's in clutch moments like these
    when they exceed expectations.
[08:15] Asmodeus
    As expected, he's going to
    harvest the Legend Leaf
[08:20] Asmodeus
    and return.
[08:21] Mob D
    It's Iruma and Lead!
[08:25] Mob A
    They've got something!
[08:27] Mob A
    Can it be...
[08:27] Eiko
    Iruma-san?!
[08:30] Eiko
    I'm so glad you're safe!
[08:32] Gaako
    I thought you couldn't move.
[08:34] Mob E
    It's worth 100,000 points...
[08:36] Mob E
    The Legend Leaf!
[08:40] Asmodeus/Keroli
    Not what I expected!
[08:42] Student 1
    That's the Legend Leaf?
[08:44] Student 3
    That thing?
[08:45] Student 4
    No way!
[08:45] Student 2
    What the heck?
[08:46] Lead
    We definitely returned
    with confidence, but...
[08:50] Lead
    There's no hiding it.
[08:52] Iruma
    Lots of gossip, yes.
[08:53] Iruma
    But...
[08:54] Iruma
    We just have to submit it!
[08:57] Baram
    Clear the way, clear the way!
[08:59] Suzie
    Just as documented!
[09:01] Baram
    That doofy shape and irritating expression...
[09:04] Baram
    There's no question!
[09:06] Suzie
    It's a genuine Legend Leaf!
[09:11] Crowd
    What?!
[09:17] Iruma
    B-But if it's real...
[09:19] Lead
    Yeah.
[09:21] Lead
    That's 100,000 points for us!
[09:24] Iruma
    Yeah!
[09:26] Students
    Yeah!
[09:28] Lead
    We did it!
[09:29] Clara
    That's so awesome!
[09:30] Asmodeus
    Impressive as ever!
[09:31] Asmodeus
    You've slain me yet again, Iruma-sama!
[09:33] Iruma
    Azz-kun! Thank you!
[09:36] Baram
    I like how it feels.
[09:38] Suzie
    I never thought I'd really get to see one!
[09:41] Suzie
    What a historic achievement!
[09:43] Dali
    How are you going to split up the points?
[09:45] Iruma
    Um...
[09:47] Lead
    We didn't think about that.
[09:48] Clara
    Hello! We don't need points!
[09:52] Iruma/Lead
    Huh?!
[09:53] Lead
    Y-You're sure?
[09:54] Clara
    We want you guys to win!
[09:57] Clara
    Besides, all I did was go "bwah!" at the end.
[10:01] Clara
    Gyo-chan agrees! I think!
[10:03] Iruma
    Clara, Naphula-san, thank you!
[10:08] Dali
    It's decided, then!
[10:10] Dali
    Iruma and Lead both get 50,000 points!
[10:17] Azuki
    Incredible! They'll win it for sure, then!
[10:20] Eiko
    Iruma-san!
[10:22] Gaako
    You can cry or take pictures. Not both.
[10:25] Dali
    Okay, all!
[10:26] Dali
    Let's announce the placements!
[10:28] Student F
    The winners are Iruma and Lead!
SIGN    I'm gonna win for sure!
SIGN    Ranking Ceremony
[10:50] Raim
    They all worked very hard, didn't they?
[10:53] Momonoki
    Yes, it was impressive.
[10:59] Smoke
    President, I believe it's time.
[11:01] Sunny
    Who will be the Young King this year?
[11:03] Quiche
    I can't wait to find out!
[11:04] Ameri
    Indeed.
[11:10] Opera
    The Harvest Festival's ranking
    ceremony is about to commence.
[11:14] Opera
    Don't you want to see it?
[11:16] Sullivan
    Yes, but...
[11:17] Sullivan
    I'm so devi excited...
[11:22] Opera
    As am I.
[11:24] Sullivan
    Yes, yes! I'm sure you are!
[11:32] Suzie
    Okay, let's get announcing!
[11:35] Suzie
    The winner of this year's
    Harvest Festival is...
SIGN    Calculating
[11:49] Lead
    Please...
SIGN    Calculating
SIGN    Orobas Coco
SIGN    Iruma
SIGN    Shax Lead
[11:58] Sign
    m 0 0 l 170 0 170 40 0 40
[11:58] Sign
    m 0 0 l 170 0 170 40 0 40
[11:58] Sign
    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 40 0 40
[11:58] Suzie
    The winner is... Orobas Coco!
[12:06] Dali
    He scored 58,000 points!
[12:12] Iruma
    58,000?!
[12:14] Azuki
    Orobas-kun...
[12:15] Gaako
    Eiko...
[12:16] Students
    No way...
[12:16] Students
    But he's always second...
[12:18] Suzie
    That's devi amazing!
[12:20] Suzie
    So many rare food items!
[12:22] Suzie
    Yis!
[12:26] Schneider
    What a pity.
[12:35] Smoke
    President...
[12:37] Johnny
    He is this year's Young King.
SIGN    Orobas Coco
SIGN    Iruma
SIGN    Shax Lead
SIGN    Orobas Coco
[12:58] Orobas
    First.
[12:59] Orobas
    I'm first. I've only ever dreamed about it...
[13:02] Orobas
    To win.
[13:04] Orobas
    And yet... why does it*
    feel so unsatisfying?
[13:09] Orobas
    I won fair and square...
[13:13] Orobas
    Didn't I?
[13:14] Orobas
    But did I?
[13:16] Orobas
    Something feels wrong.
[13:19] Orobas
    Is this the feeling I was seeking?
[13:22] Orobas
    It feels like a haze over my heart.
[13:25] Orobas
    Is this truly acceptable?
[13:30] Orobas
    Me? The Young King?
[13:37] Iruma
    At first, I just wanted Master's approval.
[13:42] Iruma
    That's why I worked hard.
[13:43] Iruma
    I managed to do well at archery,
[13:46] Iruma
    and I made the Legend Leaf bloom, but...
[13:53] Iruma
    Is this what it feels like you're
    just not good enough?
[13:57] Iruma
    I wanted... to win!
[14:02] Jazz
    Objection!
[14:14] Jazz
    You know, I've been thinking
    about this carefully...
[14:18] Jazz
    And the calculation's gotta be off.
[14:20] Dali/Suzie
    The calculation?
[14:21] Jazz
    Yeah.
[14:22] Jazz
    The Legend Leaf splits to 50,000 each,
[14:25] Jazz
    but didn't you forget something?
SIGN    100,000
[14:27] Jazz
    The Vase of Endings is worth
    20,000 on its own, right?
SIGN    20,000
[14:33] Dali/Suzie
    Ah.
[14:36] Azuki
    That's right! We all heard
    that announcement!
[14:39] Smoke
    President.
[14:40] Ameri
    Which means...
[14:42] Suzie
    D-Do excuse me!
[14:44] Dali
    It's our first Legend Leaf,
    so we just assumed it was 100,000!
[14:51] Gaako
    Eiko.
[14:54] Gaako
    She's bawling!
[15:01] Dali
    20,000 split in half...
[15:02] Dali
    That's 10,000 each.
[15:05] Iruma/Lead
    Which means...
[15:15] Dali/Suzie
    With 60,000 points,
[15:16] Dali/Suzie
    Iruma and Lead come back for the win!
SIGN    Iruma
SIGN    Shax Lead
SIGN    Orobas Coco
[15:17] Sign
    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 40 0 40
[15:17] Sign
    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 40 0 40
[15:17] Sign
    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 40 0 40
[15:23] Iruma
    W-We win?
[15:28] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Congrats!
[15:30] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[15:31] Asmodeus
    Congratulations to you!
[15:33] Iruma
    Thanks a bunch, Clara! Azz-kun!
[15:35] Lead
    Jazzy! You rock!
[15:37] Jazz
    H-Hey, cut it out!
[15:39] Schneider
    Jumping for joy!
[15:41] Keroli
    Isn't that nice?
[15:43] Goemon
    Something amazing has happened!
[15:45] Picero
    Shut up already!
[15:48] Eiko
    I'm so glad Iruma-san won!
[15:51] Eiko
    C-Congratulations!
[15:56] Orobas
    Third place. I didn't win.
[16:03] Orobas
    I'm not second, either.
[16:07] Orobas
    I didn't win.
[16:10] Orobas
    Yet I feel so refreshed!
[16:14] Orobas
    I see now why I was so
    fixated on the Misfit Class.
[16:18] Orobas
    As I'm always second place...
[16:20] Orobas
    I always envied and resented
    those who always took first.
[16:27] Orobas
    But more than that...
[16:30] Orobas
    I admired them!
[16:33] Orobas
    Those absurd, amazing demons...
[16:39] Students
    Congrats!
[16:40] Asmodeus
    Congratulations, Iruma-sama! You did it!
[16:40] Lead
    Thanks! Yahoo!
[16:41] Students
    Great job!
[16:42] Iruma
    Thank you all!
[16:42] Students
    No one can stop us now!
[16:54] Orobas
    Allow me to apologize for everything.
[16:57] Iruma/Lead
    Huh?
[16:58] Orobas
    My obsession with victory caused me
[17:01] Orobas
    to forget everything and
    lose touch with myself.
[17:04] Orobas
    I lost sight of all reason.
[17:08] Orobas
    I truly am sorry.
[17:13] Iruma
    It's okay.
[17:16] Iruma
    It's a sign you were really
    giving it your all, right?
[17:20] Iruma
    We gave it our all, too.
[17:22] Lead
    Yeah, yeah!
[17:24] Lead
    And it's not like you broke any rules.
[17:26] Lead
    And Jazzy got revenge for us, so...
[17:30] Iruma
    Your illusion magic was
    incredible! So strong!
[17:35] Clara
    No regrets!
[17:36] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[17:37] Mob G
    Hey, Orobas!
[17:39] Mob H
    Third place is amazing!
[17:40] Mob A
    My heart was pounding the whole time!
[17:42] Mob I
    You almost got there!
[17:43] Mob
    And you didn't get second. Too bad.
[17:45] Orobas
    Well, I don't have to be second...
[17:48] Mob G
    Aw, c'mon. Don't hold it in.
[17:50] Orobas
    But I mean it...
[17:52] Mobs
    What, really?!
[17:54] Mob G
    What, he's just that amazing, then?
[17:57] Mob H
    Sorry we were scared of you!
[17:58] Mob I
    Let's hit up the after-party together!
[18:00] Orobas
    R-Right...
[18:02] Mob D
    Who was it that said he was
    part of the Second Faith?
[18:05] Mob E
    Orobas-kun, you're awesome!
[18:05] Someone
    It was devi amazing, though!
[18:08] Lead
    Hey, we're the Young Kings.
[18:12] Ameri
    Iruma.
[18:13] Iruma
    Ameri-san!
[18:14] Clara
    Lady Redhair!
[18:16] Smoke
    Come on now, President.
[18:18] Ameri
    R-Right.
[18:20] Ameri
    You've exceeded my expectations once more.
[18:23] Ameri
    You're incredible, Iruma.
[18:25] Ameri
    You truly are ama—
[18:27] Ameri
    Very impressive.
[18:29] Ameri
    But, you know... Well, that is...
[18:32] Ameri
    Do you have anything for me?
[18:34] (Flashback) Smoke
    So maybe he'll bring you
    a Legend Leaf bouquet.
[18:40] (Flashback) Ameri
    It's totally possible!
[18:41] (Flashback) Iruma
    Ameri-san...
[18:42] (Flashback) Iruma
    I just wanted to see you smile.
[18:48] Iruma
    Naphu?
[18:50] Ameri
    Indeed.
[18:50] Ameri
    Well done, Naphula.
[18:52] Iruma
    You know each other?
[18:54] Ameri
    Yes. You didn't know?
[18:59] Ameri
    Ampsy Naphula.
[19:01] Ameri
    The first-year student council
    official I recently scouted.
[19:05] Iruma/Lead
    S-Student council?!
[19:07] Suzie
    Yis.
[19:08] Suzie
    We had Naphula-san participate in the
    Harvest Festival on the administration side!
[19:13] Suzie
    Of course, we didn't tell you about it!
[19:17] Narrator
    Yes, Naphula was one of the
    requirements for getting the Leaf.
[19:21] Narrator
    If you don't save Naphula and
    get the Rainbow Watering Can,
SIGN     Rainbow Watering Can
[19:25] Narrator
    you can't make the Leaf bloom.
[19:27] Suzie
    It's a secret rule the school decided on!
[19:30] Suzie
    We have one person help every year!
[19:33] Naphula
    Mission complete!
[19:35] Lead
    I had no idea.
[19:37] Legend Leaf
    What a pain.
[19:39] Legend Leaf
    A real nasty condition, right?
[19:41] Iruma/Lead
    Yeah, true.
[19:43] Legend Leaf
    Oh, hello there!
[19:50] Iruma
    The Leaf is talking!
[19:55] Students
    What? It's talking?
[19:58] Legend Leaf
    Allow me to explain!
[20:01] Legend Leaf
    Could the winners come up to me?
[20:04] Lead
    S-So casual...
[20:05] Iruma
    But it's a "Legend"...
[20:06] Clara
    He's actually kinda cute!
[20:08] Asmodeus
    Cute?
[20:10] Legend Leaf
    Well, I didn't think anyone
    would ever harvest me,
[20:15] Legend Leaf
    so I'm kinda made of vibes...
[20:17] Iruma/Lead
    Vibes?
[20:18] Legend Leaf
    The conditions for making me bloom:
[20:18] [SONG] Sign
    Song Interpretation
[20:21] Legend Leaf
    Decipher the song, the seed trial,
[20:22] ---
    An Interesting Story
SIGN    Seed Trial
SIGN    Save Naphula
[20:24] Legend Leaf
    save Naphula, the vase trial,
SIGN    Vase Trial
SIGN    Combination
[20:26] Legend Leaf
    the combination, and then the Quan Quan
    with super amounts of mana!
SIGN    Quan Quan with Super Amounts of Mana
SIGN    Complete!!
[20:32] Legend Leaf
    It's all pretty stupid, right?
[20:34] Iruma
    Don't laugh!
[20:36] Iruma/Lead
    I can't believe we made this thing bloom...
[20:38] Legend Leaf
    But the feelings put into
    this process are truly simple.
[20:43] Legend Leaf
    To not be led astray by easy gain.
[20:45] Legend Leaf
    To care about others.
[20:46] Legend Leaf
    To enjoy the absurd.
[20:48] Legend Leaf
    To follow one's own desires.
[20:50] Legend Leaf
    To continue to try tirelessly
    and never give up.
[20:54] Legend Leaf
    It is...
[20:56] Legend Leaf
    I want to meet the least
    demonish demon of them all.
[21:01] (Flashback) Derkila
    Is it you?
[21:02] Iruma
    H-Hey. Was that...
[21:04] Legend Leaf
    Welp, that's the whole explanation,
[21:07] Legend Leaf
    so I guess I'd better put
    on the finishing touch!
[21:12] Suzie
    Yis!
[21:13] Clara
    He's flying!
[21:14] Iruma
    F-Finishing touch?!
[21:22] Legend Leaf
    Well fought, my young demons!
[21:26] Legend Leaf
    In celebration of the new Young King,
[21:29] Legend Leaf
    I bestow upon you all a great reward!
[21:35] Legend Leaf
    Behold!
[21:37] Legend Leaf
    The flower never before seen
    in the demon world!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:33] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
[23:36] Eiko
    Iruma-san! I'm so glad you won!
[23:40] Eiko
    Congrats!
[23:43] Gaako
    She's devi bawling!
SIGN    Congrats On Surviving List
[23:45] Sign
     m 0 0 l 140 0 140 110 0 110
[23:46] Asmodeus
    The "Congrats on Surviving
    the Harvest Festival List," eh?
SIGN    Eiko
SIGN    Gaako
[23:54] Asmodeus
    Well done...
[23:56] Narrator
    Eiko cunningly managed
    to survive to the last day.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:04] Eiko
    Iruma-san won!
[24:06] Eiko
    I'm super devi devi happy!
[24:08] Eiko
    I also got lots of amazing
    pictures of Iruma-san,
[24:11] Eiko
    and I'm gonna have a
    devi hard time choosing
[24:13] Eiko
    the best pictures for my
    Harvest Festival photobook!
[24:17] Eiko
    I'll give a photobook to my
    comrade Asmodeus-san, too!
[24:20] Eiko
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:22] Eiko
    "Welcome Back."
[24:23] Eiko
    I've gotta work harder to catch
    up with Iruma-san, too!

E18 - Welcome Back

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[00:07] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:11] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:16] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:22] Narrator
    Iruma and his friends must attempt
    the rank-advancement exams.
[00:26] Narrator
    First up... The Harvest Festival!
[02:06] Legend Leaf
    Well fought, my young demons!
[02:10] Legend Leaf
    In celebration of the new Young King,
[02:13] Legend Leaf
    I bestow upon you all a great reward!
[02:18] Legend Leaf
    Behold!
[02:20] Legend Leaf
    The flower never before seen
    in the demon world!
[02:45] Ameri
    Wh-What the...
[03:05] Students
    That's devi huge!
[03:06] Students
    It's so devi pretty!
[03:08] Eiko
    Th-This is...
[03:13] Clara
    Pretty! So pretty!
[03:24] Suzie
    Yis, yis.
[03:26] Niro
    Nii-san, this is...
[03:28] Ichiro
    Yeah... It's super pretty.
[03:50] Iruma
    It's so warm and...
[03:52] Lead
    ...fluffy. This is—
[03:55] Iruma And Lead
    ...something we've totally seen before.
[04:01] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[04:03] Sullivan
    Congrats on your victory!
[04:05] Iruma
    G-Grandpa?
[04:07] Sullivan
    Your grandpa was watching!
     I was so moved!
[04:11] Opera
    I was also quite moved.
[04:14] Iruma
    Opera-san!
[04:17] Sullivan
    So this is the Legend Leaf.
[04:19] Iruma
    Y-Yes.
[04:22] Sullivan
    Perhaps the one who created
    the Harvest Festival
[04:25] Sullivan
    wanted everyone to see these flowers.
[04:29] Iruma
    Say, Grandpa. Aren't these flowers—
[04:31] Sullivan
    Yes.
[04:32] Sullivan
    What an amazing situation.
[04:34] Iruma
    Hello?
[04:35] Sullivan
    My beloved students,
    who have finished fighting
[04:37] Sullivan
    and have welcomed these
    beautiful flowers...
[04:40] Sullivan
    All right, you two. Line up, line up.
[04:42] Iruma And Lead
    Huh?
[04:52] Sullivan
    We're going to move right into the award
    ceremony and announce the ranks!
[05:02] Sullivan
    All right...
[05:04] Sullivan
    We will now begin the Harvest
    Festival award ceremony!
[05:11] Warb
    Go, Chair-demon!
[05:12] Haruno
    So cool!
[05:15] Sullivan
    The winners...
[05:17] Sullivan
    Iruma and Shax Lead, come forward!
[05:26] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[05:26] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[05:28] Goemon
    They are the pride of the whole Misfit Class!
[05:30] Elizabetta
    Yes.
SIGN    Orobas Coco
[05:42] Sullivan
    During this Harvest Festival,
    you have displayed unbreakable spirit
[05:46] Sullivan
    and unbelievable determination,
    and brilliantly won 120,000 points.
[05:51] Sullivan
    Making the Legend Leaf
    bloom is a glorious feat!
[05:56] Sullivan
    And considering all these things...
[06:05] Sullivan
    Iruma and Lead, I will now...
[06:09] Sullivan
    raise both of your ranks to Dalet.
[06:18] Iruma
    We're Dalet!
[06:21] Eiko
    You're amazing, Iruma-san!
[06:22] Gaako
    Dalet?
[06:24] Azuki
    The Young Kings...
[06:25] Dosanko
    I like the look in their eyes.
[06:29] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama...
[06:30] Clara
    Iruma-chi, congrats!
[06:33] Jazz
    Way to go, Lead!
[06:34] Elizabetta
    Congratulations!
[06:35] Scheneider
    Two new Young Kings are born.
[06:38] Opera
    Congratulations.
[06:42] Ameri
    Iruma...
[06:43] Smoke
    Isn't this great, President?
[06:45] Ameri
    Yes.
[06:47] Ameri
    Not because Iruma became the Young King!
[06:50] Ameri
    I just mean it's great that the Harvest
    Festival ended safely again this year!
[06:54] Ameri
    Yes! That's it! That's it!
[06:54] Smoke
    Yes, I know.
[06:56] Sullivan
    Yes, yes.
[06:57] Sullivan
    I'm so proud of you, my students.
[07:00] Sullivan
    Oh, my mic...
[07:01] Kalego
    Silence.
[07:02] Sullivan
    My mic...
[07:03] Kalego
    Next, we will announce
    the highest-placing students.
[07:07] Kalego
    First, in third place...
[07:08] Sullivan
    Give it back...
[07:10] Kalego
    Orobas Coco.
[07:14] Kalego
    You have been promoted to Gimmel.
[07:16] Students
    He's Gimmel!
[07:17] Students
    Congrats on third place!
[07:17] Students
    Way to go, Orobas!
[07:29] Kalego
    I have something to ask you later.
[07:32] Kalego
    Got it?
[07:33] Orobas
    Yes, sir.
[07:35] Mob A
    You're devi awesome, Orobas!
[07:37] Mob B
    You're Gimmel!
[07:38] Warb
    Now you're gonna be a three guy.
[07:40] Orobas
    No, I'm not.
[07:41] Kalego
    Next...
[07:43] Kalego
    He's probably fast asleep
    and won't hear this, but...
[07:47] Kalego
    In fourth place, Sabnock Sabro.
[07:49] Kalego
    He has been promoted from
    Bet rank to Gimmel rank.
[07:52] Ichiro
    I hate to acknowledge the guy, but I will.
[07:55] Ichiro
    Even if he's an idiot. Right? Right?
[07:57] Niro
    He is pretty impressive.
    Even if he's an idiot.
[07:59] Kalego
    Asmodeus had to forfeit,
    so he will not be promoted.
[08:04] Kalego
    Technically, he could
    probably be at He rank,
[08:07] Kalego
    but he seems pretty satisfied where he is.
[08:10] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is Dalet rank!
    Just like me! We're a pair!
[08:14] Clara
    Mrr. No fair, Azz-Azz!
[08:17] Asmodeus
    If you're mad about it,
    you can become Dalet yourself.
[08:20] Calra
    I will! I'll do just that!
[08:22] Kalego
    In fifth place, the Dorodoro Brothers.
[08:25] Kalego
    You've been promoted from
    Alef rank to Gimmel rank.
[08:28] Ichiro
    Three?! We're not one anymore?!
[08:31] Niro
    Nii-san, we don't need to be one here.
[08:34] Ichiro
    Really?!
[08:38] Kalego
    Next...
[08:40] Dali
    Next, we'll be honoring
    those who did great work
[08:44] Dali
    and earned points during
    the Harvest Festival.
[08:48] Dali
    First up, Agares Picero and Garp Goemon.
[08:53] Dali
    They established a powerful
    stronghold during the Harvest Festival
[08:56] Dali
    and saved a number of other students.
[09:00] Dali
    Because of their hard work,
[09:02] Dali
    we had the least amount of students forfeit
    compared to all the festivals before.
[09:06] Dali
    With that in mind,
[09:08] Dali
    both of them will be promoted to Gimmel rank.
[09:11] Goemon
    We did it!
[09:14] Azuki
    Yay!
[09:15] Goemon
    This is devi!
[09:16] Jazz
    You did it!
[09:18] Clara
    Congrats!
[09:19] Dosnako
    And now, a congratulatory kiss.
[09:24] Haruno
    Congratulations, my lord!
[09:25] Picero
    You did it, my lord!
[09:27] Picero
    Hey! Get off me! It's hot!
[09:30] Dsonako
    Oh, but youth is always passionate and hot.
[09:34] Suzie
    Next up, let's honor competitiveness.
[09:38] Nick; Cosmo
    My queen!
[09:43] Suzie
    She took the magical beasts under
    her command and built a kingdom.
[09:46] Suzie
    This has never been seen before.
[09:48] Suzie
    Their charisma and control
    was something to behold.
[09:53] Suzie
    Therefore, we will be promoting Crocell
    Keroli and Caim Camuy to Rank Gimmel.
[09:59] Camui
    Gi...
[10:00] Keroli
    Gimmel!
[10:01] Nick And Cosmo
    Congratulations, my queen!
[10:06] Student A
    Howls from the forest?
[10:08] Clara
    Kerolin, congrats!
[10:10] Keroli
    Th-Thanks...
[10:12] Camui
    My queen, congratulations!
[10:17] Suzie
    Yis.
[10:18] Suzie
    X Elizabetta fought alongside them
    and showed her true potential, as well.
[10:23] Suzie
    She will be promoted to Rank Bet.
[10:26] Elizabetta
    Oh, my!
[10:27] Clara
    Congrats, Sis!
[10:29] Sullivan
    Those are the eleven
    who have been promoted.
[10:32] Sullivan
    Let us applaud all of their hard work!
SIGN    Well done, everyone!
[10:50] Song
    You ran through and made it this far
[10:58] Song
    Even if we're out of breath,
    covered in mud, and can't go on
[11:06] Song
    No one will blame us for it
[11:11] Song
    Even so, you were able to stand at the top
[11:20] Song
    What reflects upon your eyes right now?
[11:28] Song
    I want to be by your side
    and see the same sights as you
[11:37] Song
    Congratulations, congratulations
[11:42] Song
    Rest your wings next to me,
    at least for tonight
[11:50] Song
    Once you wake, you'll fly off again
[11:54] Song
    I will keep following you forever
[12:01] Song
    The cherry blossoms dance so pure
SIGN    No promotion
SIGN    Forfeit
SIGN    LOL!!
[12:09] Song
    Congratulations, congratulations
[12:22] Lead
    Hey, what the heck?
    Where'd Robin-sensei go?
[12:26] Iruma
    And Master Bachiko, too.
[12:28] Lead
    Uh, hello?! Your pupil won here!
[12:33] Lead
    Robin-sensei!
[12:34] Lead
    Your precious pupil—
[12:37] Iruma
    Whoa! M-Master?
[12:39] Bachiko
    Hey.
[12:41] Bachiko
    Iruma, you bastard. You jerk.
[12:44] Bachiko
    What were you thinking on day one?
[12:46] Bachiko
    Why would you eat all your points?!
[12:49] Iruma
    Um, uh...
[12:50] Bachiko
    I told you to think! How dare
    you ignore all my advice?!
[12:54] Iruma
    Er, I didn't ignore all of—
[12:55] Bachiko
    Seriously, you're such...
[12:59] Bachiko
    a dumb student.
[13:04] Bachiko
    Great job, Iruma!
[13:11] Iruma
    Thanks!
[13:15] Bachiko
    Iruma, where's your crown?
[13:17] Iruma
    Oh, Lead-kun took it.
[13:20] Bachiko
    Well, get it back!
[13:21] Iruma
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[13:23] Bachiko
    Come on, let's go!
[13:23] Narrator
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[13:24] Bachiko
    Right, right, right, right!
[13:25] Narrator
    Winner of the Harvest Festival,
    and promoted to Dalet rank.
[13:26] Bachiko
    That way, that way! Left, left, left!
[13:28] Iruma
    W-W-Wait! M-Master!
SIGN    I'm gonna win for sure!
[13:38] Narrator
    The four days of the Harvest
    Festival are finally over.
[13:43] Narrator
    That night, the first-years
    were gathered in a hall...
SIGN    Harvest Festival After-party
[13:46] Ameri
    All right, everyone.
    It's time for an after-party!
SIGN    Harvest Festival After-party
[13:53] Narrator
    Anything goes at the after-party.
[13:55] Narrator
    Everyone is here to have a good time
    and commend each other on a job well done.
[14:01] Sabro
    This is Balam-sensei.
[14:03] Sabro
    He is my master, as well
    as the honor student's.
[14:06] Balam
    Oh, hello.
[14:13] Narrator
    These two had the wrong master in mind.
[14:21] Warb
    What's up, three guy?
[14:23] Orobas
    I'd prefer if you didn't call me that.
[14:26] Orobas
    Er, well...
[14:27] Orobas
    I can't shake the feeling that I was working
    with someone during the Harvest Festival.
[14:33] Orobas
    Kalego-sensei asked me about it as well,
[14:36] Orobas
    but my memory seems to be quite fuzzy.
[14:38] Warb
    Were you?
[14:39] Warb
    When I was watching the broadcast,
    it looked like you were off on your own.
[14:43] Orobas
    Really?
[14:45] Warb
    More importantly, this is really good.
[14:47] Warb
    Try some.
[14:48] Orobas
    Uh...
[14:54] Warb
    Let the Broadcast Battler
    interview you later.
[14:57] Warb
    Let me know how it feels to be
    the three guy now. See ya.
[15:00] Orobas
    Again, could you not—
[15:04] Ameri
    I'm leaving the rest to you.
[15:06] Smoke
    Of course.
[15:09] Ameri
    I'd like to congratulate Iruma,
[15:11] Ameri
    but the first-years are the stars today,
    so I'll choose another time.
[15:16] Ameri
    I know...
[15:17] Ameri
    I'll get him something
    to congratulate him.
[15:20] Demon A
    Come on! Bring out more stuff!
[15:22] Demon A
    Whoa, so many demons.
[15:24] Demon B
    Look over there!
    It's this year's Young Kings!
[15:26] Demon A
    Oh, they're this year's
    Young Kings, Iruma and Lead!
[15:33] Demon A
    Uh... which two are the Young Kings?
[15:35] Demon B
    There seem to be four of them...
[15:36] Lead
    Uh, Iruma-kun... What's with this lineup?
[15:43] Iruma
    Well, you see...
[15:44] Iruma
    After the deadly battle
    of the Harvest Festival,
[15:47] Iruma
    I reaffirmed where I truly belong, and...
[15:53] Iruma
    I just can't let them go!
[15:56] Lead
    What are you, a lonely baby?
[15:58] Lead
    You're the exact opposite of how
    you were during your evil cycle.
[16:00] Asmodeus
    You will have to go through us to seek an
    audience with the Young King Iruma-sama.
[16:04] Clara
    Bow down!
[16:05] Lead
    And these two are way too into their roles.
[16:07] Clara And Asmodeus
    Yeah!
[16:08] Lead
    I'm a Young King, too, you know...
[16:10] Asmodeus
    Huh?
[16:11] Lead
    Uh, don't get mad!
[16:13] Lead
    Ow.
[16:14] Jazz
    You lack dignity, my friend.
    What's with this hairdo?
[16:15] Lead
    Jazzy! Stop that!
[16:18] Asmodeus
    Weren't you talking
    with the Dorodoro Brothers?
[16:18] Lead
    I'm the Young King!
    Bow down, dang it! Stop that!
[16:21] Jazz
    Well, I was, but...
[16:24] (Flashback) Ichiro
    So you're the master's real students?!
[16:27] (Flashback) Ichiro
    Isn't our master awesome?!
[16:30] (Flashback) Niro
    He is, isn't he?
[16:31] (Flashback) Jazz
    Uh, I have no clue what
    you're talking about.
[16:33] (Flashback) Schneider
    Inconceivable.
[16:35] Jazz
    We had nothing in common at all.
[16:38] Asmodeus
    Why, though?
[16:39] Sabro
    Indeed. Those brothers came
    to me yet again, as well.
[16:44] Sabro
    Then they went to find Sergeant Furfur.
[16:47] Sabro
    I used that opportunity
    to lose Master Balam.
[16:49] Balam
    Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag...
[16:51] Sabro
    His lectures are so long...
[16:53] Iruma
    I-I see...
[16:54] Sabro
    I picked this one up along the way, too.
[16:56] Iruma
    Huh?!
[16:57] Sabro
    She won't leave my side.
[16:59] Lead
    What the heck, my queen?!
[17:01] Keroli
    Hey, don't shout like that.
[17:03] Camui
    My queen!
[17:05] Nick
    My queen!
[17:06] Cosmo
    My queen! We'd like to enter your country!
[17:08] Camui; Nick; Cosmo
    My queen! My queen! My queen!
    My queen! My queen! My queen!
[17:10] Keroli
    Stop calling me that!
[17:12] Keroli
    I mean, I did make a kingdom, but...
[17:15] Keroli
    When I stop to think about it,
    it's just so embarrassing!
[17:19] Lead
    Ah, she returned to her senses.
[17:22] Camui; Nick; Cosmo
    My queen! My queen! My queen! My queen!
[17:23] Lead
    I mean, right now, Nee-san
    seems way more like a queen.
[17:27] Elizabetta
    Oh, my. My, my.
[17:30] Iruma
    Whoa, that's amazing!
[17:32] Azuki
    Yeah, and then...
[17:33] Haruno
    Hey, are you listening, my lord?
[17:35] Picero
    Just let me sleep already.
[17:38] Picero
    Hey! There's Crocell!
SIGN    Harvest Festival After-party
[17:40] Picero
    I'm gonna go complain!
[17:42] Goemon
    See you later.
[17:44] Azuki; Konatsu; Haruno
    Okay! Have a good time!
[17:49] Dosanko
    Ah, he's leaving...
[17:52] Dosanko
    But your ship will eventually
    return to my harbor.
[18:00] Robin
    Mission complete!
[18:02] Kalego
    I see. I'll listen to your report later.
[18:04] Robin
    No, no, no.
[18:06] Robin
    Do you realize how much trouble that was?
[18:08] Robin
    In that deep forest,
    finding their presence was...
[18:10] Kalego
    I'll hear you out later.
[18:11] Robin
    Whoopsie.
[18:13] Balam
    Did you find them?
[18:14] Kalego
    Yeah.
[18:15] Kalego
    Thanks to you narrowing
    our search radius.
[18:18] Kalego
    Orobas didn't remember anything.
[18:21] Kalego
    He probably had his memories wiped.
[18:23] Kalego
    More importantly...
[18:25] Kalego
    Do they really feel the need
    to make such a racket?
[18:29] Balam
    They're so full of energy.
    Oh, there's Sabro-kun.
[18:32] Balam
    You're not going to shout
     "Silence!" at them today?
[18:37] Kalego
    They didn't hold back, but showed their
    full potential from their training.
[18:48] Kalego
    They get a passing grade.
[18:50] Kalego
    Therefore, they're allowed
    to have a little fun.
[18:52] Balam
    You're so strict.
[18:54] Balam
    Why don't you tell them in person?
[18:57] Kalego
    They'll just let it go to their heads.
[18:59] Kalego
    There's plenty to lecture them on, as well.
[19:02] Kalego
    After this, they'll have plenty
    to reflect on and...
[19:11] Clara
    Ooh, there he is!
[19:12] Jazz; Goemon; Lead
    Fluffyego-sensei!
[19:13] Asmodeus
    Splendid work, Iruma-sama.
[19:15] Sabro
    I haven't seen that in a while.
[19:17] Schenider
    This is rare.
[19:17] Keroli
    So fluffy...
[19:19] Camui
    Now he's brethren.
[19:20] Kalego
    Iruma!
[19:21] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry!
[19:23] Iruma
    But they all said they wanted to see you.
[19:26] Iruma
    I couldn't refuse!
SIGN    *Iruma can't say no to requests
[19:27] Kalego
    Well, learn to say no, you fool!
[19:31] Students
    They look like they're having fun.
[19:31] Students
    The Misfit Class!
[19:33] Students
    They're causing a fuss again.
[19:35] Warb
    Yeah...
[19:35] Kalego
    Shut up already, damn you all!
[19:36] Warb
    It sure is always lively around Iruma-kun.
[19:39] Iruma
    U-Um... Um...
[19:42] Kalego
    Y-You damned bunch of troublemakers!
[19:52] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[19:53] Clara
    Send me a message if you get lonely!
[19:55] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[19:56] Asmodeus
    You can call me or message me
    at any time or any place!
[20:00] Iruma
    Sure! Thanks.
[20:01] Iruma
    You two get plenty of rest.
[20:03] Iruma
    Well, goodnight!
[20:08] Asmodeus
    Well then, let us head home.
[20:09] Clara
    Yes. Yes, indeed.
[20:11] Keebow; Konchie
    Nee-chan! Welcome back!
[20:15] Asmodeus
    David, thank you for coming to get me.
[20:17] David
    Welcome back.
[20:20] Clara
    Mommy! Konchie! Keebow!
[20:22] Mommy
    Good work out there.
[20:24] Clara
    Sin-Sin! Ran-Ran! It's been
    four berry berry berry long days.
[20:27] Clara
    I missed you!
[20:28] Mommy
    Welcome back, Clara.
[20:31] Konchie
    Okay, let's head home.
[20:32] Keebow
    We've got a huge feast waiting!
[20:33] Konchie
    Norimaki!
SIGN    Ma
[20:34] Konchie
    Maguro sashimi!
SIGN    Ma
[20:36] Keebow
    Even macadamia nuts!
SIGN    Ma
[20:37] Clara
    Yay! Yay!
[20:39] Mommy
    Shh.
[20:40] Clara; Konchie; Keebow
    Yay, yay, yay...
[20:42] Iruma
    Man, that was so much fun.
[20:45] Iruma
    I got to talk to everyone so much,
[20:47] Iruma
    though it ended up like
    it usually does in the end.
[20:52] Iruma
    Like it usually does...
[20:54] Iruma
    Like it usually does, huh?
[21:04] Opera
    You're going to get cold
    if you stand there like that.
[21:08] Opera
    Did you have fun at the after-party?
[21:10] Iruma
    Yes! Very much so!
[21:12] Opera
    That's good to hear.
[21:16] Iruma
    It's only been four days,
    but it feels like it's been forever!
[21:19] Opera
    We were also getting ready for a par—
[21:21] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[21:24] Sullivan
    We've been waiting for you!
    There's so much food!
[21:26] Sullivan
    I did all the decorations!
    They're so sparkly!
[21:31] Sullivan
    And, and...
[21:32] Opera
    Sullivan-sama.
[21:34] Sullivan
    Oh, right.
[21:36] Sullivan
    There's a lot I'd like to talk to you about...
[21:39] Sullivan
    But first, we need to say this.
[21:46] Sullivan
    The Harvest Festival...
[21:47] Opera
    Well done during those four days.
[21:54] Sullivan
    Welcome back, Iruma-kun.
[21:59] Iruma
    Yeah! I'm home!
SIGN    Welcome Back
[23:41] Clara
    Congratulations, Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Kalego
    Many unexpected things happened
    during this Harvest Festival,
[24:06] Kalego
    the biggest being the fact
    that Iruma and Lead won.
[24:09] Kalego
    Why are you looking at me like that, Shichiro?
[24:11] Kalego
    I didn't think for a second
    that they were going to win.
[24:15] Kalego
    That's why I'm not even happy.
[24:17] Sabro
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Kalego
    "The Instructors' Banquet."
[24:21] Kalego
    An after-party?
[24:22] Kalego
    First, we need to take care of the
    man who was using Orobas Coco.

E19 - The Instructors' Banquet

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[00:00] Sign
    Bingo Tournament
[00:04] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[00:08] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[00:13] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[00:19] Narrator
    Due to their work during
    the Harvest Festival,
[00:21] Narrator
    Iruma and Lead, happily,
    were promoted to Dalet.
[00:24] Narrator
    Will the rest of their
    classmates be able to reach Dalet
[00:28] Narrator
    before their limited days
    as first-years are over?
[00:34] Narrator
    The night after the Harvest Festival ended...
[00:38] Narrator
    There was an "Iruma-kun, Great Job at the
    Harvest Festival" party at the Sullivan house...
SIGN    Great Job
[00:46] Narrator
    an "Alice-chan, Great Job at the Harvest
    Festival" party at the Asmodeus house...
SIGN    We're Home
[00:53] Narrator
    and a "Clara, Great Job at the Harvest
    Festival" party at Clara's house.
[00:58] Mommy
    Welcome home, Clara.
[00:59] Konchie
    Welcome home, Nee-chan!
[01:01] Keebow
    Eat plenty today!
[01:02] Mommy
    Make sure you get plenty of
    rest tonight in a warm futon.
[01:05] Clara
    Yessir, Mommy, Konchie, and Keebow!
[01:08] Clara
    Sin Sin, Ran Ran, I'm home!
[01:12] Narrator
    Meanwhile, the instructors of Babyls
SIGN    Reserved
[01:15] Narrator
    were also having their own
    party for a job well done.
SIGN    Knucklebone Mountain
SIGN    Reserved
[01:19] Robin
    Attention, everyone!
SIGN    Today's
    Host
[01:22] Robin
    Great job at the Harvest Festival this year!
[01:24] Instructors
    Devil...
[01:25] Robin
    Cheers!
[01:27] Instructors
    Cheers!
SIGN    The Instructors' Banquet
[03:00] Instructors
    "The Instructors' Banquet."
[03:02] Suzie
    Yis!
[03:05] Robin
    It looks so good!
[03:06] Suzie
    Yis! Make sure you eat plenty of salad.
[03:09] Blushenko
    My class never listens to a word I say...
[03:14] Murmur
    Blushenko-sensei, you seem to get drunk fast.
[03:17] Robin
    Let's see...
[03:18] Robin
    Furcas-sensei and Raim-sensei are
    out because they're on duty...
[03:22] Robin
    So the ones who aren't here
    yet are Orias-sensei,
[03:24] Robin
    Kalego-sensei, and Balam-sensei.
[03:27] Murmur
    Orias-sensei can't drink alcohol,
    so he might not show up.
[03:31] Blushenko
    Kalego-sensei never shows up,
    even if we invite him.
[03:34] Blushenko
    Each and every single time!
[03:37] Employee
    Welcome!
[03:38] Employee
    Service from our hearts!
[03:40] Employees
    Service from our hearts!
[03:44] Balam
    Oh, hello.
[03:47] Teachers
    Sensei!
[03:49] Murmur
    Kalego-sensei?!
[03:50] Random Teacher 4
    Seriously?! Is that really him?!
[03:52] Murmur
    But he never comes out to drink with us!
[03:54] Random Teacher 4
    He doesn't look like he belongs in a pub!
[03:57] Blushenko
    It's a miracle! A miracle!
[04:00] Balam
    Here we go.
[04:02] Balam
    He was trying to leave, so I caught him.
[04:04] Dali
    Thank goodness we asked
    Balam-sensei to take care of this.
[04:07] Robin
    Hey! I'm the host today!
[04:10] Murmur
    So they're behind this.
[04:12] Blushenko
    Well done, Balam-sensei and Robin-sensei!
[04:17] Robin
    Come on, praise me!
[04:19] Kalego
    And just what am I
    expected to praise you for?
[04:21] Robin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[04:23] Dali
    Aw, you're such good friends.
[04:25] Dali
    What're you drinking?
[04:27] Kalego
    Anything is fine.
[04:28] Murmur
    They even have wine!
[04:30] Dali
    Also, the chair-demon is covering the tab—
SIGN    Daikoku
    Makyo
[04:32] Kalego
    I'll have the Daikoku Makyo from 6,666.
[04:36] Kalego
    The Pearl of Evil.
[04:37] Murmur
    H-He didn't even hesitate to order
    the most expensive alcohol...
[04:40] Murmur
    Uh, that's really strong alcohol...
[04:44] Balam
    Oh, I'll be the one drinking it.
[04:53] Murmur
    You can really hold your
    liquor, Balam-sensei.
[04:56] Balam
    Somewhat.
[04:57] Robin
    Hi, hi! I want some, too!
[04:59] Balam
    You might not be ready for
    this just yet, Robin-sensei.
[05:02] Robin
    What?!
[05:03] Marbas
    What kind of bar snacks would you like?
[05:05] Marbas
    They have fried chicken, pickled
    vegetables, barbecued chicken...
[05:08] Marbas
    Bird, bird, bird, bird...
[05:10] Marbas
    Sorry about that...
[05:11] Kalego
    Why are you apologizing?
[05:15] Robin
    You don't like barbecued
    chicken, Jimmy-sensei?
[05:18] Balam
    This is Marbas-sensei. And you teach...?
SIGN    Art of Torture Marbas March
[05:22] Marbas
    I teach the art of torture.
[05:24] Narrator
    Marbas March. Teaches the art of torture.
[05:27] Robin
    How surprising!
[05:29] Robin
    You totally seem like a Jimmy
    'cause you look so dull!
[05:32] Marbas
    You don't hold back, do you?
[05:33] Marbas
    My family is pretty artistic.
[05:35] Balam
    Do you have any siblings?
[05:38] Marbas
    Well, I have an older sister who's
    a manager for a dem-dol.
SIGN    Maru-san!!
[05:42] Robin
    What?!
[05:43] Robin
    Wow, that's amazing! Which dem-dol?!
[05:45] Marbas
    I can't tell you.
[05:47] Robin
    Come on, tell me!
[05:48] Marbas
    Nope.
[05:50] Murmur
    Speaking of relatives...
[05:54] Morax Elder
    Come, now, have some kobucha.
[05:56] Momonoki
    Er, Grandfather... I'm going to
    have some alcohol, as well...
[06:00] Morax Elder
    Absolutely not!
[06:01] Morax Elder
    Not when all these men are around,
    free to do as they please!
[06:05] Morax Elder
    Ow, ow, ow!
[06:07] Momonoki
    Grandfather!
[06:09] Marbas
    He's creating a barricade.
[06:11] Dali
    A grandpa guard...
[06:12] Dali
    Must be rough working with your relatives.
[06:14] Robin
    Momonoki-sensei!
[06:17] Robin
    Come over here!
[06:22] Robin
    There's a seat over here!
[06:23] Momonoki
    I'm right next to him!
[06:23] Sign
    Right next to him!!
[06:25] Momonoki
    R-Right next to him, right next to him,
    right next to him, right next to him...
[06:29] Robin
    Tonight, we're all equals!
[06:32] Kalego
    The loud one came back...
[06:35] Momonoki
    R-Right next to him, right next to him,
    right next to him, right next to him...
[06:38] Robin
    So, hey. What were you like as
    a new teacher, Momonoki-sensei?
[06:42] Momonoki
    Wh-When I was a new teacher...
[06:47] Momonoki
    Kalego-sensei was my mentor,
    a-and he took really good care...
[06:52] Robin
    You're just like me!
[06:53] Kalego
    Huh?
[06:54] Robin
    Then, hey, who was your
    mentor, Kalego-sensei?
[06:58] Kalego
    W-Well...
[06:59] Robin
    Who was it? Who was it?!
[07:01] Dali
    It was me!
SIGN    Instructor Supervisor Dantalion Dali
[07:02] Narrator
    The instructor supervisor, Dantalion Dali.
[07:05] All
    Huh?!
[07:06] Marbas
    I say he's lying.
[07:08] Murmur
    I say he's joking.
[07:09] Blushenko
    I say that he's drunk.
[07:11] Murmur
    That's you right now.
[07:14] Dali
    Jeez, no trust at all in what I say.
[07:18] Dali
    Well, we definitely
    didn't get along at first.
[07:20] Kalego
    Please...
[07:22] Balam
    It's true.
[07:23] Robin; Marbas; Murmur
    What?! It is?!
[07:25] Suzie
    Yis! It's totally true!
[07:27] Momonoki
    Wow, I had no idea.
[07:30] Dali
    He wasn't very nice. He was cold and harsh...
[07:33] Dali
    Well, I guess he still is.
[07:36] (Flashback) Dali
    Pleasure.
[07:37] (Flashback) Kalego
    Right.
[07:38] (Flashback) Dali
    Man, you're gloomy.
[07:39] (Flashback) Kalego
    Right.
[07:41] Dali
    When I said the new instructors
    usually host the mixers,
[07:44] Dali
    he ended up getting a reservation
    at a super classy restaurant,
[07:47] Dali
    and it was super expensive.
[07:49] Kalego
    It's the place I always go to.
[07:51] Dali
    He always did his work perfectly,
    but he was so hard to approach.
[07:56] Momonoki
    Really?
[07:58] Dali
    But to think that Kalego-sensei...
[08:01] Dali
    is now BFFs with the
    members of the Misfit Class.
[08:08] Kalego
    What?!
[08:09] Dali
    Wait, was I wrong?
[08:11] Suzie
    Yis. But they're all amazing students.
[08:14] Suzie
    Especially Iruma-kun.
[08:17] Murmur
    There's the kid everyone's talking about!
[08:19] Dali
    I was devi surprised when I heard
    he was the chair-demon's grandson.
[08:25] (Flashback) Iruma
    Aberuhauke...
SIGN    Aberuhauke
SIGN    Sutoumanu
[08:29] (Flashback) Iruma
    Sutoumanu...
[08:32] (Flashback) Iruma
    Aberuge...
SIGN    Aberuge
[08:36] (Flashback) Iruma
    Uru...
SIGN    Uru
[08:38] (Flashback) Iruma
    Tsurezaza.
[08:42] (Flashback) Students
    No way!
[08:44] (Flashback) Students
    Seriously?!
[08:44] (Flashback) Students
    Holy crap!
[08:46] Dali
    It all makes sense now.
[08:48] Murmur
    It sure does.
[08:49] Suzie
    Yis. Ever since the entrance ceremony,
[08:52] Suzie
    he's had command over the honor student.
[08:56] (Flashback) Clara
    Something's coming!
[09:00] Suzie
    During the race, he brought over
    the Guardian of Cutthroat Valley.
[09:03] (Flashback) Iruma
    Quan Quan.
[09:05] Suzie
    Then he made those pink flowers bloom, yis!
[09:09] Suzie
    And then, at the Battler Party...
[09:11] (Flashback) Students
    One!
[09:12] Students
    Zero!
[09:19] Clara
    It bloomed!
[09:20] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[09:21] Murmur
    Those sure were devi beautiful.
[09:24] Dali
    And, most importantly,
    he's Kalego-sensei's maste—
[09:29] Dali
    Whoops, my bad.
[09:33] Marbas
    And he opened up the Royal One.
[09:35] Suzie
    Yis. That was totally unexpected.
[09:38] (Flashback) Kalego
    The area that has been closed off
    to everyone at this school,
[09:41] (Flashback) Kalego
    the Royal One, shall be opened!
[09:52] (Flashback) Kalego
    The Royal One has been opened!
[10:07] Momonoki
    And then the incident at Walter Park.
SIGN    Razoro Flame
SIGN    Create Axe
SIGN    Composite Magical Beast
[10:32] Momonoki
    That certainly was terrifying.
[10:35] Blushenko
    You took on such a troublesome
    class, Kalego-sensei.
[10:41] Murmur
    Yes! Talk about flashy!
[10:44] Robin
    Yeah, we just can't let
    them out of our sight.
[10:47] Robin
    Students and teachers
    are like family, after all!
[10:51] Kalego
    No.
[10:58] Robin
    Huh? Huh? What?
[11:00] Dali
    Robin-sensei.
[11:03] Dali
    The young talent at Babyls will
    breathe new life into the netherworld.
[11:08] Dali
    The Misfit Class, as well as all of
[11:10] Dali
    the other students, are a
    treasure to the netherworld.
[11:14] Dali
    And... we are their guardians.
[11:17] Dali
    We only have one goal.
[11:26] Dali
    Our utmost priority is to
    protect our precious students.
SIGN    Our utmost priority is to protect
    our precious students. This is our pledge.
[11:31] Dali
    This is our pledge.
[11:34] Dali
    Any enemy that goes after our treasure
    shall receive the gruesome "discipline."
[11:34] Sign
    Any enemy that goes after our treasure
    shall receive the gruesome "discipline."
[11:43] Robin
    All right! Cheers, everyone!
[11:45] Instructors
    Devil!
[11:48] Balam
    Ooh, right on cue.
[11:50] Kalego
    The nerve of using our
    historical motto as a toast.
[11:56] Kalego
    Does he really...
[11:58] Dali
    Demon, demon...
[11:58] Kalego
    do this every time?
[12:02] Instructors
    Demon, demon...
[12:02] Kalego
    Anyway, that is our oath.
[12:06] Robin
    Right!
[12:10] Kalego
    New instructor.
[12:12] Robin
    Yes?
[12:13] Kalego
    Make sure you carve
    that motto into your heart.
[12:18] Kalego
    Any enemy that goes after our treasure
    shall receive the gruesome "discipline."
[12:22] Kalego
    Your actions today were
    also based on our motto.
[12:27] Robin
    Right!
[12:28] Narrator
    Let's rewind a few hours back.
[12:32] Narrator
    Right around when Iruma and Lead
    were given the title of Young King...
[12:36] Lead
    Hey, what the heck? Where'd Robin-sensei go?
[12:39] Lead
    Uh, hello?! Your pupil won here!
[12:44] Lead
    Robin-sensei!
SIGN    Bullseye
SIGN    Shot
[13:04] Ocho
    Yay! I got all the data I wanted.
[13:07] Ocho
    The Harvest Festival was
    so much fun! Doot doo-doo!
[13:11] Ocho
    I got into the school pretty easily,
[13:14] Ocho
    and if I just tinker with
    Orobas-kun's memories a little,
[13:17] Ocho
    there'll be no evidence left!
[13:19] Ocho
    Yes, indeed...
[13:22] Ocho
    I was truly number two again today.
[13:26] Ocho
    The joy of supporting the false number one
[13:29] Ocho
    is the greatest joy for a
    believer of the Second Faith.
[13:33] Narrator
    Yes.
[13:34] Narrator
    Orobas had no idea,
[13:36] Narrator
    but the netherworld religion that
    loves and reveres the number two,
[13:41] Narrator
    the family of the Second Faith,
[13:44] Narrator
    actually existed.
[13:46] Ocho
    Now, I must hurry back to the revered one.
[13:50] Ocho
    I have so much information!
[13:52] Ocho
    Easy-peasy!
[13:56] Robin
    I've spotted our target.
[13:59] Kalego
    All right.
[14:01] Kalego
    Two days with Shichiro's Buzzer...
[14:03] Kalego
    Another day after the new
    instructor's investigation.
[14:06] Kalego
    It took quite a while to find them,
[14:09] Kalego
    but we finally got them by the tail.
[14:11] Kalego
    Babyls will accept every demon.
[14:14] Kalego
    But any fool that infiltrates
    our school without permission
[14:18] Kalego
    will not get away unscathed.
[14:24] Robin
    Right!
[14:26] Narrator
    The Balse family bloodline
    ability, Bullseye Shot.
SIGN    Bullseye Shot
[14:30] Robin
    Concentrate on one target!
SIGN    CONCENTRATE
    ON ONE TARGET
[14:35] Narrator
    Once unleashed, the arrow will not
    slow down until it reaches its target,
[14:41] Narrator
    and it'll always be a perfect shot.
[14:49] Ocho
    An arrow?!
[14:52] Ocho
    I've been found? That's impossible!
[14:55] Ocho
    They placed a spell on me
    so I couldn't be recognized!
[15:04] Robin
    I missed his vitals, just like I was asked,
[15:07] Robin
    but are you sure that was okay?
[15:10] Kalego
    I don't know who's pulling the strings here,
[15:13] Kalego
    but this time was just a warning.
[15:15] Kalego
    If something like this happens again,
[15:19] Kalego
    we won't hold back.
[15:21] Kalego
    We'll give them some gruesome discipline.
[15:24] Robin
    I see.
[15:26] Kalego
    Well done disciplining
    the enemy today, newbie.
[15:32] Kalego
    What are you smiling about?
[15:33] Robin
    Well, you know.
[15:35] Robin
    You rarely ever compliment me,
    so I was just happy.
[15:40] Robin
    All right! Reward time!
[15:49] Robin
    This stuff's great!
[15:51] Robin
    One more!
[15:54] Kalego
    Don't get a big head just because
    you were complimented once!
[15:57] Kalego
    You're six years...
[15:59] Kalego
    no, 666 years too young for the Daikoku Makyo!
[16:04] Dali
    Jeez, they're so close.
[16:06] Momonoki
    Yes...
[16:08] Dali
    All right! Let's get the
    bingo tournament started!
[16:12] Teachers
    Yay!
[16:14] Blushenko
    Yay!
[16:16] Dali
    Number 6.
SIGN    Knucklebone Mountain
SIGN    Reserved
[16:17] Suzie
    Yis! I'm just one away!
SIGN    Tournament
[16:21] Dali
    66!
[16:22] Robin
    Man, I'm not getting any in a row.
[16:25] Suzie
    Yis! Now I've got two lines
    that are one away!
[16:27] Blushenko
    I've never gotten a bingo in my life!
[16:30] Murmur
    That's just how life is sometimes.
[16:36] Balam
    Hey, Kalego-kun. I think you have bingo.
[16:39] Kalego
    Hey, shut your—
[16:40] Balam
    Hey! He's got a bingo over here!
SIGN    Tournament
[16:43] Kalego
    Hey, damn it!
[16:44] Dali
    Here you go, Kalego-sensei!
    Here's the first prize!
SIGN    Tournament
[16:58] Ocho
    Reporting...
[17:01] Ocho
    Among the first-years at Babyls,
[17:04] Ocho
    there are a number who may be
    inclined to return to our origins.
[17:10] Ocho
    I believe...
[17:12] Ocho
    there are quite of few in the Misfit Class
    who may have true potential, er...
[17:20] Ocho
    Baal-sama.
[17:28] Baal
    So... why do you look so pathetic, Ocho?
[17:35] Ocho
    Damn it!
[17:35] Ocho
    Stupid dogs of Babyls!
    You won't get away with this!
[17:40] Ocho
    I'll return this favor twofold!
[17:43] Ocho
    Damn it! You hear me?! I'll crush you!
[17:48] Baal
    Shut up. Stop dirtying my floor.
[17:51] Ocho
    I'm sorry...
[17:52] Baal
    So, what did you learn about Iruma?
[17:56] Ocho
    Yes, sir. Here.
[18:00] Ocho
    From the mic I stuck on his clothes...
[18:03] Dali And Suzie
    Three!
[18:05] Dali And Suzie
    Two!
[18:06] Dali And Suzie
    One!
[18:07] Dali And Suzie
    Start!
[18:10] Iruma
    Let's go, Lead-kun.
[18:12] Lead
    Yeah!
[18:25] Ocho
    I must say, it was quite a sight,
    seeing him fall into the depths of despair.
[18:30] Ocho
    His face when he was
    suffering in agony was quite—
[18:40] Amy
    Quite what?
[18:43] Ocho
    Amy Kiriwo-kun...
[18:48] Amy
    You met Iruma-kun, Ocho-kun?
[18:51] Ocho
    Yes...
[18:52] Amy
    What'd you do?
[18:54] Ocho
    What'd I do? Just my mission.
[18:57] Ocho
    I gathered information.
[18:59] Amy
    Yes, and what exactly did that entail?
[19:03] Amy
    Don't interfere just out of curiosity.
[19:06] Amy
    He's my...
[19:09] Iruma
    I'm human...
[19:11] (Flashback) Iruma
    I'm human...
[19:14] Iruma
    I'm human...
[19:19] Amy
    Human?
[19:24] Baal
    I knew it.
[19:26] Baal
    The child that appeared right after
    Sullivan illegally entered the human world...
[19:33] Baal
    I had a feeling...
[19:35] Baal
    but this is definitely gonna be interesting.
[19:38] Amy
    Human... Iruma-kun is human?
[19:42] Amy
    Iruma-kun is...
[19:46] Baal
    Hey, I told you to stop dirtying my floor.
[19:49] Amy
    Huh?
[19:54] Amy
    I was... I was thinking this whole time...
[19:58] Amy
    You said you would never be in despair...
[20:01] Amy
    So I was trying to figure out
    how to put you into despair.
[20:05] Amy
    Tell me, Iruma-kun...
[20:08] Amy
    Will you be able to hold back
    your despair when I eat you, too?
[20:17] Amy
    I wanna see it. Oh, how I wanna see it!
[20:19] Amy
    I want to see your face writhing in despair!
[20:24] Baal
    Things are gonna get a bit
    rowdy in the netherworld.
[20:28] Baal
    We're not talking about some kids'
    game like the Harvest Festival.
[20:31] Baal
    What we're about to start
[20:33] Baal
    is something that'll get you
    tingling with excitement.
[20:40] Baal
    A hunt.
SIGN    Knucklebone Mountain
SIGN    Reserved
[21:11] Marbas
    Chokehold!
[21:19] Kalego
    Well, why don't we take our leave?
[21:21] Balam
    Great work.
[21:23] Momonoki
    Y-You, too.
[21:25] Kalego
    Make sure you see
    everyone home safely, host.
[21:28] Robin
    Huh? Huh?!
[21:30] Employee
    Thanks very much!
[21:32] Employee
    Thanks very much!
[21:33] Employee
    We served you with all our hearts!
[21:35] Employee
    Yeah!
[21:37] Robin
    Hey, wake up! Hello?
[21:40] Morax Elder
    Absolute chaos... Unacceptable.
[21:42] Morax Elder
    Unaccept...
[21:43] Suzie
    Yis, yis...
[21:50] Marbas
    Yes, next up, let us talk about
    tying bulls to your limbs and...
[21:54] Narrator
    And so, the instructors' banquet
    ended without issue,
[21:58] Narrator
    and the new instructor was ready
    to be officially welcomed in.
[22:01] Robin
    What the heck?!
[23:34] Carla
    Suki suki su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:43] Kalego
    My utmost priority is to
    protect this precious room.
[23:45] Kalego
    This is my pledge.
[23:48] Kalego
    Any enemy that goes after our treasure
    shall receive the gruesome "discipline."
[23:53] Kalego
    Cerberobuth!
[23:59] Kalego
    What?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:04] Amy
    Iruma-kun won at the Harvest Festival
    and became the Young King.
[24:07] Amy
    And he's not even a demon! He's human!
[24:10] Amy
    He said he was human!
[24:12] Amy
    I'm just filled with amusement, excitement,
    and happiness, and it feels so good!
[24:16] Amy
    One day, I'm gonna cook you and eat you up!
[24:19] Amy
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:21] Amy
    "Bad Company" and "Heartfelt Cooking Class."
[24:23] Amy
    I can't wait until we meet again.

E20 - Bad Company / Heartfelt Cooking Class

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[00:04] Sullivan
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[00:10] Sullivan
    Hello, boys and girls!
[00:12] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun is about to begin!
[00:17] Sullivan
    Wasn't the Harvest Festival just amazing?
[00:21] (Flashback) Sullivan
    ...raise both of your ranks to Dalet.
[00:31] (Flashback) Iruma
    We're Dalet!
[00:34] Sullivan
    Grandpa is so proud that
    Iruma-kun became the Young King!
[00:40] Sullivan
    The ultimate grandson!
    The ultimate student!
[00:43] Sullivan
    The other kids were amazing, too!
[00:46] Sullivan
    And, and, and then this week,
    Iruma-kun will be...
[00:50] Sullivan
    Would you believe it?
[00:52] Opera
    Please watch and find out for yourselves.
[00:52] Sullivan
    Super-duper amazing and kind and cute and...
[00:55] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[00:59] Narrator
    The students of the Misfit Class
    were given a task.
[01:03] Narrator
    If they do not all advance to the
    Dalet rank before their second year,
[01:08] Narrator
    they will be kicked out of the Royal One,
    which they worked so hard to acquire.
[01:14] Narrator
    Due to their work during
    the Harvest Festival,
[01:16] Narrator
    Iruma and Lead, happily,
    were promoted to Dalet.
[01:19] Narrator
    Will the rest of their
    classmates be able to reach Dalet
[01:22] Narrator
    before their limited days
    as first-years are over?
[02:58] Iruma And Lead
    "Bad Company."
SIGN    Bad Company
[03:03] Sullivan
    What?!
[03:05] Sullivan
    There's... something you want?
[03:10] Iruma
    Grandpa?!
[03:21] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun is asking me for
    something for the first time!
[03:24] Opera
    We must celebrate, then.
[03:26] Opera
    So, what do you want?
[03:29] Iruma
    Well... Well, you see...
[03:43] Lead
    Be right there!
[03:45] Lead
    Hey! You're here, Iruma-kun!
[03:49] Lead
    And? And?! How'd it go?!
[03:51] Iruma
    Well...
[03:55] Iruma
    It's all mine!
[04:00] Lead
    He actually bought it for you! Hell yeah!
[04:02] Iruma
    Yeah! Grandpa bought it for me!
[04:07] (Flashback) Sullivan
    We'd like 666 handheld gaming consoles.
[04:10] (Flashback) Employee
    666?!
[04:12] (Flashback) Opera
    Yes.
[04:13] (Flashback) Iruma
    I just need one! One is fine!
[04:15] Lead
    You're so spoiled...
[04:17] Lead
    Okay! Let's get playing! Come on in!
[04:20] Iruma
    Th-Thanks for having me over.
[04:26] Lead
    You want some Screamy Soda?
[04:28] Iruma
    Sure!
[04:29] Lead
    What about snacks?
[04:30] Iruma
    Anything's fine.
[04:31] Lead
    This should work.
[04:32] Lead
    Walk by here quietly...
[04:34] Lead
    Don't make a sound.
[04:36] Iruma
    O-Okay...
[04:38] Lead
    And we're here!
[04:40] Lead
    Have a seat anywhere you want.
[04:44] Iruma
    Wow! You have so many things.
[04:53] Lead
    Iruma-kun's in my room. It's so weird.
[04:57] Lead
    But anyway...
[05:01] Lead
    Once again...
[05:04] Lead And Iruma
    We're Young Kings! Cheers! Yay!
[05:10] Iruma
    That hits the spot!
[05:11] Lead
    Painful and refreshing!
[05:16] Lead
    So, this is the newest hunting game
[05:19] Lead
    where you can make your own
    gear to fight strong monsters,
[05:22] Lead
    raise and harvest all kinds of crops,
[05:24] Lead
    or make your village grow.
[05:27] Iruma
    Wow... That sounds like
    the Harvest Festival.
[05:30] Lead
    Yeah! And then you push this...
[05:34] Iruma
    Oh, it started.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 130 30 0 30
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 130 80 0 80
SIGN    Gender
SIGN    Male Female Other
SIGN    First-Person Pronoun (I)
SIGN    Boku Ore
    
    Watashi Other
[05:36] Iruma
    Name... "Iruma."
SIGN    Iruma
[05:38] Iruma
    Male... and first-person pronoun is...
[05:42] Iruma
    Boku (I).
[05:43] Lead
    Now, hang on.
[05:44] Lead
    I don't know. You should probably...
[05:51] Lead
    Go for "ore (I)."
[05:55] Iruma
    Y-You think I should?
[05:57] Lead
    Hell yeah!
[05:58] Lead
    We're the Young Kings!
    We can sound more powerful!
[06:01] Lead
    Honestly, isn't it pretty hard to figure out
    when the right time to switch to "ore" is?
[06:06] Iruma
    Yeah, totally.
[06:08] Lead
    We're basically the only two
    who still use "boku."
SIGN    Watashi (I)
SIGN    Ore (I)
SIGN    Watakushi (I)
SIGN    Sessha (I)
SIGN    Unu (I)
[06:19] Iruma
    Oh, right. I guess we're boku brethren.
[06:23] Lead
    You should just go for it now.
[06:26] Iruma
    Okay.
SIGN    First-Person Pronoun (I)
SIGN    Boku
SIGN    Ore
SIGN    Other
SIGN    Watashi
[06:27] Iruma
    I-I'll go with "ore."
[06:32] Lead
    Next, you choose your partner.
[06:35] Iruma
    A Neko...
SIGN    Put your life in the hands of...
[06:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 280 0 280 50 0 50
[06:37] Iruma
    A demon rabbit...
SIGN    Neko
[06:41] Iruma
    I guess I'll go with a Neko.
[06:43] Iruma
    It seems really reliable, somehow.
[06:45] Lead
    I always choose a dragon
    because they're devi strong.
[06:48] Lead
    By the way...
[06:50] Lead
    You can even get married in this game.
[06:54] Iruma
    Wow, it lets you do all sorts of things.
[06:57] Lead
    Right?
[06:58] Lead
    So... what's your type, Iruma-kun?
[07:01] Iruma
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why ask me that so suddenly?!
[07:03] Lead
    It's not sudden! We were
    just talking about marriage!
[07:05] Iruma
    What?!
[07:07] Lead
    By the way, according to
    my own personal research...
[07:09] Lead
    Girls with long tails are super sexy.
[07:13] Iruma
    I've never heard this!
[07:15] Lead
    I know you're interested, Iruma-kun!
[07:17] Iruma
    No, I'm not...
[07:18] Lead
    Yeah, you're lying. Stop acting
    all innocent! I know the truth!
[07:21] Iruma
    Uh...
[07:22] Lead
    All right, then.
[07:23] Lead
    I guess I'll just have to
    use my secret weapon.
[07:27] Iruma
    S-Secret weapon?
[07:34] Lead
    A slightly pervy book!
[07:36] Iruma
    No! You can put that away!
[07:38] Lead
    Why?! I'm letting you borrow it!
[07:40] Lead
    I'm sure you've at least seen these before!
[07:42] Iruma
    I have...
[07:44] Iruma
    But I always just set them on fire.
[07:44] Iruma
    So warm...
[07:46] Lead
    Why would you burn them?!
[07:47] Lead
    Go on, take it!
[07:49] Iruma
    But Grandpa will get mad at me!
[07:51] Lead
    What are you, a sheltered girl?
[07:52] Iruma
    I-I'm not a girl...
[07:54] Lead
    Then you're a sheltered Iruma.
[07:55] Lead
    You need to crawl out of your shell
    and open the doors to adulthood!
[07:57] Iruma
    No! I don't!
[07:58] Lead
    This is also from my personal research...
[08:00] Iruma
    No, really!
[08:01] Lead
    When girls have huge, round horns...
[08:04] Iruma
    Wh-What?
[08:04] Lead
    See? You are interested!
[08:05] Iruma
    No, no. I was just kidding. I was kidding!
[08:11] Shakky
    Quit yer yappin', you dumbass Lead!
[08:14] Shakky
    I'm still hungover from the devi mixer!
[08:17] Lead
    N-Nee-chan!
[08:19] Iruma
    Sh-She's your sister?
[08:21] Shakky
    Why are you having so
    much fun when your sister
[08:21] Lead
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[08:23] Shakky
    didn't manage to get a date again?!
[08:26] Shakky
    Don't make me literally
    hang you out to dry!
[08:27] Lead
    My classmate is here! Stop!
[08:29] Shakky
    Classmate?
[08:31] Iruma
    Oh, I'm Iruma.
[08:33] Iruma
    Thanks for letting me come over.
[08:35] Iruma
    Bow.
[08:38] Shakky
    Hang on one sec!
[08:43] Iruma
    Huh?
SIGN    Shax Shakky
[08:44] Shakky
    It's a pleasure to meet you!
    I'm Lead's older sister, Shakky!
[08:48] Shakky
    My hobby is cooking, and my type
    is someone older who's dependable.
[08:51] Shakky
    Do you have an older brother?
[08:52] Lead
    Stop that!
[08:53] Lead
    Get out already!
[08:55] Shakky
    What? Let me talk to the cute boy!
[08:57] Lead
    You talked to him enough!
[09:02] Lead
    Sorry about that, Iruma-kun.
[09:04] Iruma
    It's okay.
[09:05] Iruma
    You and your sister... look alike.
[09:07] Lead
    Don't say that!
[09:08] Shakky
    Wait a minute!
SIGN    Wardrobe Change
[09:10] Shakky
    Iruma is the chair-demon's grandson!
[09:12] Lead
    Gah! She came back!
    Go back to your room already!
[09:15] Shakky
    No way!
[09:17] Shakky
    Would you like some snacks, Iruma-kun?
[09:19] Iruma
    Sure!
[09:19] Lead
    Don't fall for it, Iruma-kun!
[09:21] Shakky
    Hey! I'm gonna sit, so move.
[09:23] Shakky
    Oh, dear! That book...
[09:27] Lead
    W-Wait just a second!
[09:31] Shakky
    No fair leaving me out!
[09:33] Lead
    You weren't invited!
[09:35] Lead
    Don't go trying to sink your poison fangs
    into Iruma-kun just 'cause he's so spacey.
[09:39] Shakky
    What poison fangs?!
[09:40] Shakky
    You're way too protective of him!
[09:42] Lead
    Well, that's because Iruma-kun is...
[09:45] Lead
    like my little brother.
[09:47] Iruma
    Lead-kun!
[09:49] Lead
    He'd be in all kinds of trouble
    if I didn't look out for him.
[09:51] Shakky
    Hey, didn't you say something
    like that before, too?
[09:54] Shakky
    Something about when your
     classmate joined the Game Battler.
SIGN    Raising Children
[09:59] (Flashback) Lead
    I have to watch over Clarin!
[10:04] Shakky
    You've changed.
[10:08] Shakky
    Before, you kept to yourself
    and didn't cling to others.
[10:12] Shakky
    Oh, stop trying to act so cool!
[10:14] Shakky
    And you keep getting more games
    that are multiplayer!
[10:18] Shakky
    Well...
[10:20] Shakky
    You must really love
    your classmates now, huh?
[10:29] Lead
    Yeah, actually.
[10:34] Lead
    Now stay out of my room!
[10:37] Lead
    Here's some water!
    Drink that and go to sleep!
[10:43] Shakky
    Huh...
[10:45] Shakky
    And all you'd ever say before
    was how bored you were...
[10:54] Lead
    I'm devi exhausted...
[10:56] Iruma
    Oh, Lead-kun! Take a look at this!
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Iruma
[10:58] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 30 0 30
SIGN    Gender
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Female Other
SIGN    First-Person Pronoun (I)
SIGN    Boku
SIGN    Ore
SIGN    Watashi Other
[10:59] Iruma
    I made my character.
[11:00] Lead
    And you're fully equipped.
[11:03] Iruma
    Thanks for helping me out, Lead-kun!
[11:06] Iruma
    You see...
[11:08] Iruma
    I truly think I only won
    the Harvest Festival
[11:10] Iruma
    because everyone in our
    class helped me out.
[11:14] Iruma
    Especially you. You helped me
    out so much when we teamed up.
[11:19] Iruma
    I'm really grateful.
[11:22] Iruma
    You're super funny, and you
    teach me all kinds of things.
[11:26] Iruma
    That's why I think of you...
[11:31] Iruma
    I think of you as a really reliable...
[11:35] Iruma
    little brother!
[11:40] Lead
    Now, hang on a second!
    You're the little brother here!
[11:44] Iruma
    No, you're the little brother.
[11:45] Lead
    Why, though?!
[11:46] Iruma
    Little brother.
[11:47] Lead
    Why are you suddenly being stubborn?!
[11:49] Iruma
    Because... you're the little brother.
[11:52] Lead
    You're still being stubborn!
[11:53] Shakky
    Lead, I want some udon!
[11:55] Lead
    Oh, for crying out loud!
[11:57] Iruma
    Lead-kun, you're the little brother.
SIGN    Little Brother
SIGN    I will
     protect Babyls
SIGN    Heartfelt Cooking Class
[12:15] Opera; Ameri; Iruma
    "Heartfelt Cooking Class."
[12:20] Rin
    Sweets! Sweet! Baking!
[12:24] Rin
    I'm going to make some delicious
    cookies for Kakeru-kun!
[12:29] Rin
    You've got this, Rin! Now's the time!
[12:32] Rin
    Now's the time...
[12:34] Iruma
    "...to unleash my right arm that has
    struck down countless enemies!"
[12:38] Iruma
    "I'll work my hips into this Screw Punch
    to make some super chewy dough!"
[12:44] Iruma
    "Hi-yah! Hi-yah!"
[12:46] Iruma
    "Smack, smack!"
[12:48] Iruma
    Will she be able to complete
    the cookies to give to Kakeru-kun?!
[12:52] Iruma
    To be continued!
[12:58] Ameri
    The realism in today's reading was superb!
[13:01] Iruma
    It's been a long time, so I put my all into it.
[13:04] Iruma
    Also, my performance back at the ruins
    is still pretty fresh in my mind...
SIGN    First Love Memories
[13:10] (Flashback) Ameri
    I'd like to congratulate Iruma,
[13:12] (Flashback) Ameri
    but the first-years are the stars today,
    so I'll choose another time.

[13:17] (Flashback) Ameri
    I know...
[13:18] (Flashback) Ameri
    I'll get him something
     to congratulate him.

SIGN    First Love Memories
[13:21] Ameri
    Hmm... Sweets, eh?
[13:24] Ameri
    That's not a bad idea.
[13:27] Iruma
    Huh?
[13:27] Ameri
    Huh?! I mean, I'm interested
    in baking sweets,
[13:31] Ameri
    but I've been told that I'm strictly
    prohibited from using our kitchen.
[13:33] Iruma
    Strictly prohibited? Why is that?
[13:36] Ameri
    I'm not quite sure.
    My father's never told me.
[13:40] Iruma
    Oh, then, Ameri-san...
    would you like to come over?
[13:43] Iruma
    Would you like to come over?
[13:45] Iruma
    Would you like to come over?
[13:46] Iruma
    Would you like to come over?
[13:49] Rin
    Hi-yah!
[13:50] Rin
    Smack, smack!
[13:53] Iruma
    And now...
SIGN    Kitchen
[13:55] Iruma And Ameri
    Let's...
[13:56] Iruma And Ameri
    do some cooking!
[13:58] Iruma And Ameri
    Yeah!
[14:01] Ameri
    I... I'm actually in Iruma's house!
[14:03] Ameri
    I-Is this...
[14:06] Ameri
    P-P-P-P-P-Practice for
    when we get married?!
[14:10] Iruma
    Thanks for preparing all this, Opera-san!
[14:13] Opera
    No problem at all.
[14:14] Ameri
    Excuse me!
[14:15] Ameri
    Should I go greet your grandfather, as well?!
[14:17] Opera
    Grandfather?
[14:18] Ameri
    Oh, well, I mean my future—
    I mean, the chair-demon!
[14:22] Opera
    Oh.
[14:23] Opera
    Surprisingly, the chair-demon is away
    at work today, so he's not here.
[14:27] Ameri
    O-Oh, I see.
[14:30] Opera
    Well, I'll be over there,
[14:33] Opera
    so please go ahead and
    use anything you need.
[14:35] Iruma And Ameri
    Okay! Thank you very much!
[14:39] Ameri
    W-We're all alone!
[14:43] Ameri
    This is our first time working together!
[14:46] Ameri
    Actually, I'm not sure if
    it's our first time, but...
[14:50] Iruma
    Well, why don't we get started?
[14:52] Ameri
    R-Right!
[14:53] Ameri
    Er, sorry to have to borrow so much.
[14:57] Iruma
    Oh, no problem. I'm the
    one who invited you over.
[15:00] Iruma
    And...
[15:01] Iruma
    This is my first time making sweets,
    so I'm happy to be making them with you!
[15:06] Ameri
    I-I see.
[15:08] Ameri
    Okay, first up...
[15:10] Ameri And Iruma
    Handwashing!
[15:16] Opera
    Hmm...
[15:17] Opera
    I should probably keep an eye on them.
[15:19] Opera
    Well, they have a recipe,
    so they should be all right...
[15:20] Ameri
    Okay, all set!
[15:21] Iruma
    Right!
[15:22] Sign
    Top Secret
SIGN    Opera's Recipes
[15:24] Iruma
    Let's see...
[15:25] Iruma
    According to the recipe from Opera-san...
[15:29] Pekepon A
    Heartfelt Cooking Class!
[15:35] Narrator
    How to make Opera's personal special cookies.
SIGN    Opera's Personal Special Cookies
[15:38] Pekepon B
    They're delicious!
[15:39] Pekepon C
    A top secret luxurious taste!
[15:41] Pekepons
    Pekepon!
[15:42] Iruma
    Step one: Knead 120 grams of butter,
SIGN    1. Knead 120 grams of butter, then add 50 grams of sugar and mix well.
[15:42] Sign
    m 0 0 l 500 0 500 100 0 100
    
SIGN    Sugar
SIGN    Butter
[15:45] Iruma
    then add 50 grams of sugar and mix well.
[15:49] Iruma
    Okay, first, take the butter and...
[15:51] Iruma
    There!
[15:53] Iruma
    Now for some sugar.
[15:54] Opera
    Iruma-sama!
[15:55] Opera
    Why did he put all the butter in?!
    The recipe clearly states how many grams!
[15:59] Ameri
    Hey, Iruma!
[16:00] Opera
    Yes, exactly, Ameri-san.
[16:02] Opera
    Tell him to look at the actual recipe.
[16:04] Ameri
    I think we need more sugar.
SIGN    Sugar
[16:06] Iruma
    Ah...
[16:07] Opera
    Sugar?!
SIGN    Sugar
[16:10] Ameri
    I've heard that sweets require
    a ridiculous amount of sugar.
[16:14] Iruma
    How pretty.
[16:15] Opera
    Wait, there are limits! Limits!
[16:18] Opera
    Could it be that these two have
    absolutely no knowledge of cooking?!
[16:22] Iruma
    What do you think this is?
[16:24] Ameri
    Who knows? Let's chop it up and put it in.
[16:26] Opera
    That's a spatula!
[16:27] Narrator
    Indeed! Opera's suspicions were correct.
[16:31] Narrator
    Iruma spent most of his life trying
    to survive, so his philosophy
[16:31] Young Iruma
    There! Now! It should be ready to eat.
[16:34] Narrator
    was to throw everything into
    a pot, cook it, and eat it.
[16:37] Iruma
    Do you have any experience
    making sweets, Ameri-san?
[16:40] Ameri
    Yes. I made a cake once.
[16:42] Iruma
    Oh, you did?
[16:43] Ameri
    I gave it to my father, but...
[16:46] (Flashback) Young Ameri
    Enjoy every bite, Father!
[16:49] (Flashback) Young Ameri
    There's plenty more where that came from.
[16:54] Narrator
    The reason she was prohibited
    from using the kitchen
[16:56] Narrator
    was because she was
    fundamentally a terrible cook.
[16:59] Ameri
    It was just so delicious that
    his heart was literally burning,
[17:02] Ameri
    so he told me not to
    make it again for a while!
[17:04] Opera
    Is she actually confident
    in her cooking skills?
[17:08] Iruma
    Okay, next up is the eggs.
[17:10] Iruma
    Hi-yah!
[17:11] Opera
    Why would you throw them in whole?!
[17:12] Narrator
    He doesn't throw away the shells
    because it would be wasteful.
[17:15] Ameri
    Now to gently mix the dough!
[17:17] Opera
    She cut through the counter?!
[17:19] Ameri
    What's this powder?
[17:20] Iruma
    Let's just put it all in.
[17:22] Ameri
    There's smoke coming out.
[17:24] Iruma
    Oh, it ran away!
[17:25] Ameri
    Which one of these is the oven?
[17:27] Ameri
    Will using Raffire directly work?
[17:28] Opera
    U-Um...
[17:29] Iruma
    Let's do it!
[17:38] Iruma And Ameri
    We did it!
[17:39] Opera
    No, you didn't.
[17:42] Opera
    Listen carefully.
[17:43] Opera
    You clearly do not understand
    cooking on a fundamental level.
[17:47] Opera
    Don't look so confused.
[17:50] Opera
    Listen carefully.
[17:51] Opera
    Cooking is all about precisely following
    the recipe, the correct method,
[17:56] Opera
    working carefully...
[17:58] Opera
    and heart.
[18:00] Iruma And Ameri
    Heart?
[18:02] Opera
    Think about the smiles and happy
    faces of those who will eat your cooking,
[18:08] Opera
    and put your heart into it.
[18:13] Opera
    Do you understand?
[18:14] Iruma And Ameri
    Y-Yes!
[18:19] Opera
    Again...
[18:21] Opera
    You need to measure out
    the amount listed in the recipe.
[18:23] Iruma
    Oh, right.
[18:25] Opera
    Wait. You need to measure that properly.
[18:27] Ameri
    Oh, right.
[18:29] Iruma
    Is that about right?
[18:33] Opera
    Yes.
[18:34] Opera
    Quickly and broadly mix in a circle,
    following the curve of the bowl.
[18:38] Opera
    Hold it. What do you think you're doing?
[18:42] Opera
    Stop looking so confused.
[18:44] Iruma
    No! I can't throw them away!
[18:46] Opera
    Iruma-sama, egg shells
    are combustible trash.
[18:48] Iruma
    No!
[18:50] Monsters
    Strawberries!
[18:52] Ameri
    H-Hey! Don't run away from me!
[18:54] Opera
    Let's capture them.
SIGN    Seal
[18:56] Iruma
    I wonder what this is.
[18:59] Iruma
    I'll just open it.
[19:01] Iruma
    Huh?
[19:03] Opera
    Iruma-sama!
[19:11] Iruma
    Opera-san!
[19:12] Opera
    Begone!
[19:17] Opera
    Seal!
[19:25] Opera
    There we go.
[19:29] Opera
    Wait, why?!
[19:30] Iruma
    I'm sorry, Opera-san!
    We're surrounded!
[19:33] Opera
    Wait, why?!
[19:42] Iruma And Ameri
    We did it!
[19:45] Iruma
    Grandpa and Opera-san!
[19:47] Iruma
    This one's Azz-kun, and this one's Clara!
[19:49] Ameri
    Yes, well done.
[19:51] Iruma
    This must be Henri-san.
[19:53] Ameri
    Yes!
[19:54] Iruma
    They look really good!
[19:56] Ameri
    We did it!
[19:57] Ameri
    You're amazing, Opera-san!
[19:58] Opera
    Er, thanks.
[20:00] Opera
    I'm going to get some fresh air.
[20:03] Opera
    Everything you'll need for
    wrapping them is over there.
[20:06] Iruma And Ameri
    Right!
[20:08] Iruma
    Hmm... I don't know what to
    choose. What should I choose?
[20:12] Iruma
    The people I'm going to give
    these to are the ones
[20:15] Iruma
    who always help me out, like Grandpa,
    Opera-san, Master Bachiko...
[20:18] Iruma
    Azz-kun, and Clara...
[20:22] Iruma
    By the way, who are you
    giving yours to, Ameri-san?
[20:26] Ameri
    Er, I...
[20:36] Iruma
    Ameri-san?
[20:41] Iruma
    Huh?
[20:44] Iruma
    Ameri-sa—
[20:45] Ameri
    Y-You're not supposed to look down
    when you're giving these to someone.
[20:49] Ameri
    I didn't get to properly
    congratulate you earlier, so...
[20:54] Ameri
    Allow me to say...
[20:56] Ameri
    Congratulations on your victory
    at the Harvest Festival, Iruma!
[21:10] Iruma
    Wow!
[21:11] Iruma
    These are for me?!
    Oh my goodness! I'm so happy!
[21:21] Narrator
    And so, they finished their
    cooking without incident...
[21:28] Iruma And Ameri
    Instructor!
[21:29] Iruma And Ameri
    We'd like to make Hamburg steak next!
[21:31] Opera
    Please, no.
[21:33] Iruma And Ameri
    Huh?
[21:34] Sullivan
    Ad-demon-dum.
SIGN    Ad-
SIGN    demon-
SIGN    dum
[21:37] Sullivan
    Cookies that Iruma-kun made...
[21:39] Iruma
    Yeah! If you want—
[21:42] Iruma
    You're crying?!
[21:43] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun's cookies!
[21:47] Sullivan
    Opera! We must prepare for a party!
[21:50] Opera
    Right.
[21:51] Opera
    An "Iruma-sama has given me cookies
    and we must celebrate" party, yes?
[21:54] Iruma
    We really don't need to, okay?!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
[23:35] Opera
    Su-ki-ma.
SIGN    Ma
[23:38] Birds
    Tweet, tweet, tweet...
    Tweet, tweet, tweet...
[23:41] Birds
    Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet,
    tweet, tweet, tweet...
SIGN    To Father
[23:51] (Flashback) Ameri
    H-Here you go, Father.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:04] Opera
    Cleaning the kitchen after
    that was a lot of work,
[24:07] Opera
    but the one cookie Iruma-sama
    gave me made it all worth it.
[24:12] Opera
    I wonder how much more
    happiness Iruma-sama is
[24:15] Opera
    going to give to me, the
    chair-demon, and his friends.
[24:19] Opera
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:22] Opera
    "Words for My Friends."
[24:24] Opera
    I look forward to serving
    you even more, Iruma-sama.

E21 - Words for My Friends

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SIGN    Words for My Friends
[01:34] Iruma; Clara; Asmodeus
    "Words for My Friends."
[01:40] Imaginary Bachidemon
    Invited!
[01:41] Bachiko
    I-I h-humbly th-thank you
    for inviting me over for brea—
[01:46] Sullivan
    Now, no need to be so formal.
[01:50] Sullivan
    Bachiko-chan, great job on the training.
[01:53] Bachiko
    Th-Thanks...
[01:58] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun won and
    was promoted to rank Dalet,
[02:01] Sullivan
    so this is the least I can do to thank you.
[02:03] Bachiko
    Oh, no!
[02:06] Sullivan
    I'm devi glad that I asked you
    to do this, Bachiko-chan.
[02:10] Sullivan
    You're on par with
    the Thirteen Crowns, too.
[02:14] Bachiko
    N-Not at all!
[02:15] Bachiko
    The members of the Thirteen Crowns
    are far stronger than I am!
[02:19] Bachiko
    I'm nothing at all in comparison...
[02:24] Paimon
    What?!
[02:29] Paimon
    Ya still eatin' that kiddy crap?
[02:32] Paimon
    Ya even smell sugary sweet!
[02:35] Bachiko
    Yeah, well, you smell so country bumpkin,
[02:37] Bachiko
    mushrooms are gonna grow
    on me if you get too close!
[02:40] Paimon
    Huh?! Whaddaya say to me?!
[02:43] Bachiko
    You want a piece of me, huh?!
[02:47] Bachiko
    You havin' fun, huh?!
[02:49] Paimon
    You best believe I am, damn it!
[02:51] Paimon
    I'm gonna sing until
    I lose my voice, damn it!
[02:54] Bachiko
    I'm puttin' in a song, damn it!
SIGN    Points
[02:56] Bachiko And Paimon
    Got a perfect score, damn it!
[02:58] Paimon
    Barrier, damn it!
[03:00] Bachiko
    Gonna nullify your barrier, damn it!
[03:01] Paimon
    Well, I'm nullifying your
    nullification, damn it!
[03:04] Bachiko
    Well, I'm gonna nullify you nullifying
    my nullification, damn it!
[03:09] Bachiko
    Other than that really annoying woman
    and her lame clothes!
[03:15] Sullivan
    Aw, you're so close.
[03:16] Bachiko
    Not at all!
[03:19] Sullivan
    Well...
[03:21] Sullivan
    You have a hard time being around others,
[03:23] Sullivan
    so I was worried you wouldn't
     accept tutoring Iruma-kun.
[03:28] Bachiko
    Right.
[03:30] Bachiko
    At first, I thought I'd just get a look at his face and then leave.
[03:33] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Looks like you need to work
    on that fighting spirit!
[03:36] (Flashback) Bachiko
    Well?!
[03:38] Bachiko
    But...
[03:42] Bachiko
    But...
[03:47] Bachiko
    Now, I proudly consider
    him my number one student!
[03:54] Sullivan
    I see.
[03:56] Sullivan
    Well, eat to your heart's content.
[03:58] Bachiko
    Yes, sir!
[04:00] Bachiko
    Sullivan-sama is pleased.
[04:03] Bachiko
    He's complimenting me!
[04:06] Bachiko
    I...
[04:08] Bachiko
    I...
[04:10] Bachiko
    Really...
[04:44] Sullivan
    Now, then...
[04:45] Sullivan
    Are you full?
[04:47] Bachiko
    Yes! Thank you very much for the meal!
[04:50] Opera
    I'm glad you liked it.
[04:52] Sullivan
    Well, we'll get this all out of the way...
[05:00] Sullivan
    and let's discuss our next topic.
SIGN    Perfect Speak
SIGN    Eavesdropping Protection
[05:06] Bachiko
    Perfect Speak!
[05:09] Bachiko
    I, Barbatos Bachiko, humbly accept.
[05:12] Sullivan
    Mm.
[05:14] Sullivan
    First, the next Thirteens' Dinner
    has been canceled.
[05:18] Bachiko
    Huh?
[05:19] Sullivan
    Because of the growing
    number of capable demons
[05:22] Sullivan
    who have gone missing in the past few days.
[05:27] Sullivan
    Devilam. The battlefield.
SIGN    Devilam
SIGN    Nobles Gathering
SIGN    Battlefield
[05:31] Sullivan
    High-ranked demons
    are disappearing everywhere.
[05:36] Sullivan
    The motive is unknown,
[05:38] Sullivan
    but we know who's responsible.
[05:41] Bachiko
    You do?
[05:42] Sullivan
    Yes.
[05:45] Sullivan
    They've been suspects
     in the most evil deeds...
[05:51] Sullivan
    The Musashino Crew.
SIGN    The Musashino Crew
[05:54] Sullivan
    Because they haven't left any
    signs behind, we know it's them.
[06:02] Bachiko
    I see.
[06:04] Bachiko
    Which means...
[06:07] Bahciko
    It's time for the thing I'm proudest of.
[06:10] Bachiko
    My ultimate bow.
[06:13] Bachiko
    That's what this means, right?
[06:16] Sullivan
    Oh, sorry! No, no.
[06:18] Bachiko
    Huh?
[06:19] Bachiko
    I-It's not?
[06:21] Sullivan
    No, it's not. You can put that down.
[06:25] Sullivan
    When things are uneasy in the netherworld,
[06:29] Sullivans
    instructors should
    concentrate on education.
[06:32] Sullivan
    We provide the students
    with the best knowledge,
[06:35] Sullivan
    nurture them, and protect them.
[06:38] Sullivan
    We adults need to make sure we guide them
    so we can ensure peace in the netherworld.
[06:48] Sullivan
    Right?
[06:49] Bachiko
    Yes, sir!
[06:52] Baschiko
    This...
[06:53] Bachiko
    This is Lord Sullivan,
    one of the Three Greats
[06:55] Bachiko
    and next in line to become the Demon King!
[06:57] Bachiko
    His words are far greater than others'!
[06:59] Sullivan
    So, Bachiko-chan...
[07:01] Bachiko
    Uh, yes!
[07:02] Sullivan
    Please continue to be my
    grandson's special tutor.
[07:06] Bachiko
    Yes, sir!
[07:07] Sullivan
    Especially since Iruma-kun's human.
[07:09] Bachiko
    Right!
[07:12] Bachiko
    Huh?
[07:14] Bachiko
    Hm?
[07:19] Bachiko
    What?!
[07:22] Imaginary Bachidemon
    A human?!
[07:27] Bachiko
    A human?!
[07:29] Imaginary Bachidemon
    Tweet, tweet, tweet...
[07:31] Opera
    The only ones who know of this truth
    are myself, the chairdemon,
[07:34] Opera
    and Instructor Balam.
[07:37] Sullivan
    Bachiko-chan.
[07:40] Sullivan
    I will respect your wishes.
[07:43] Sullivan
    Would you like me to erase \your memory of this conversation,
[07:46] Sullivan
    or will you protect Iruma-kun with us?
[07:55] Bachiko
    I—
[07:57] Iruma
    Good morning.
[07:59] Iruma
    Opera-san, what's for breakfast toda—
[08:01] Iruma
    Wait... Master?! Why, though?!
[08:03] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun! Good morning!
[08:05] Iruma
    G-Good, uh...
[08:07] Opera
    We're serving omelets for breakfast today.
[08:09] Iruma
    Uh, yay! Uh, but, Master... why? Huh?
[08:09] Bachiko
    A human...
[08:13] Bachiko
    Suddenly, everything makes perfect sense.
[08:22] Bachiko
    I mean...
[08:24] Bachiko
    I mean, if he's not a demon...
[08:29] Bachiko
    That just means...
[08:30] Bachiko
    he's the only student for me!
[08:37] Bachiko
    For crying out loud...
[08:38] Bachiko
    I don't care if you're human or whatever.
[08:42] Bachiko
    I'll continue...
[08:46] Bachiko
    lookin' after ya!
[08:54] Sullivan
    Bachiko-chan?
[08:55] Sullivan
    You've been using Iruma-kun
    as your errand boy?
[08:58] Bachiko
    No!
[08:58] Opera
    I don't think I can let that go.
[08:59] Bachiko
    Er, no! You've got the wrong idea!
[09:01] Bachiko
    This is just part of his training, and—
[09:02] Iruma
    I even clean and do her laundry!
[09:05] Bachiko
    You stupid student of mine!
[09:10] Iruma
    I'm so full!
[09:12] Iruma
    I don't know exactly what's going on,
    but Master yelled at me again.
[09:16] Iruma
    I was just doing what I usually do...
[09:20] Iruma
    Ali-san?
[09:22] Iruma
    Hm, I wonder if he's asleep.
[09:24] Iruma
    I need to see how much
    mana we have left later.
[09:27] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[09:33] Clara
    Heya!
SIGN    Invitation
[09:38] Iruma
    Okay, I'm going.
[09:42] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, come back soon, okay?
[09:44] Opera
    He'll be back tonight.
[09:53] Iruma
    Isn't going to Azz-kun's place exciting?
[09:53] Bachiko
    He's human, huh...
[09:55] Clara
    I wonder if he has Pekepon.
[09:57] Iruma
    Good morning, David-san!
[09:59] David
    Good morning.
[10:01] David
    Now, let us get going...
[10:04] David
    to the Asmodeus household.
SIGN    Sure
SIGN    You slay me!
SIGN    Let's play!
[10:30] David
    We have arrived.
[10:34] Iruma
    Grandpa's house is big, but...
[10:37] Iruma
    Azz-kun's home is amazing, too!
[10:41] Clara
    Devi! Devier! Deviest! And it's huge!
[10:47] Asmodeus
    Welcome! I have been waiting for you!
[10:50] Iruma
    Th-Thanks for inviting us over.
[10:52] Asmodeus
    Yes, please, come in!
[10:53] Asmodeus
    We have prepared everything for you!
[10:55] Iruma
    I'm so excited. I brought you a gift.
[10:58] Clara
    Ooh.
[10:59] Asmodeus
    A gift from Iruma-sama!
[11:01] Iruma
    I have one for you, too, Clara.
SIGN    Captain
    of the
    Charge
SIGN    Captain
    of the
     Charge
[11:08] Iruma
    C-Clara?
[11:09] Clara
    Conner and Murf! Ready, and...
[11:13] Clara
    Charge!
[11:16] Iruma
    Clara!
[11:19] Clara
    Hiyah!
[11:20] Clara
    Ooh!
[11:22] Clara
    A super frilly room!
[11:27] Clara
    A super sparkly room!
[11:32] Clara
    The base has been
    conquered in the courtyard!
SIGN    The sign has been conquered! In the courtyard.
[11:40] Clara
    Summit reached! Where there is a pot,
    it shall be climbed!
[11:43] Iruma
    Don't go climbing on any pots!
[11:46] Clara
    Climb up here with me, Iruma-chi!
[11:48] Iruma
    That's dangerous! Azz-kun's
    going to yell at you, too.
[11:51] Asmodeus
    Nay, Iruma-sama.
[11:52] Asmodeus
    This isn't enough for me to get angry.
[11:55] Iruma
    Huh?
[11:56] Asmodeus
    And that's because...
[11:58] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama and I are both...
[12:00] Asmodeus
    Rank Dalet, after all.
[12:09] Asmodeus
    Cause some commotion if you must!
[12:11] Asmodeus
    Whatever a mere rank Gimel like
    yourself does cannot faze me!
[12:15] Asmodeus
    Because Iruma-sama
    and I are both rank Dalet!
[12:26] Asmodeus
    You are a mere Gimel. I am a Dalet!
[12:29] Asmodeus
    The one on the same level as Iruma-sama...
[12:31] Asmodeus
    is me!
[12:34] Clara
    Bwah!
[12:37] Asmodeus
    Hmph. Now you can have a taste of my pain!
[12:41] Clara
    Harumphhhhh.
[12:42] Iruma
    Clara,
[12:43] Iruma
    it's fine that you're rank Gimel...
[12:45] Clara
    Iruma-chi, let me see your badge!
[12:46] Iruma
    Huh?!
[12:47] Clara
    I'm gonna write "Gimel" on it! Right now!
[12:48] Sign
    Right now!!
[12:49] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[12:51] Asmodeus
    Let's leave that fool behind
    and have some tea.
[12:53] Clara
    But I'm close with him, too! Because I...
[12:56] Clara
    got to do devi lots with small Iruma-chi!
[13:00] Asmodeus
    A small Iruma-sama?!
SIGN    Yay
[13:02] Iruma And Clara
    Yay!
[13:03] Asmodeus
    Hang on! What kind of Iruma-sama is that?!
[13:06] Clara
    Heh!
[13:07] Clara
    Step!
[13:07] Clara
    I'm not gonna tell you, Azz-Azz!
[13:10] Asmodeus
    Why, you little...!
[13:21] Asmodeus
    Tell me!
[13:22] Clara
    Nuh-uh!
[13:23] Iruma
    C-Come on, you two...
[13:24] David
    Everyone, the tea is ready.
[13:30] Asmodeus
    These are cakes I ordered
    specially for our party!
[13:33] Asmodeus
    Please, help yourselves!
[13:35] Iruma And Clara
    L-Let's eat!
[13:39] Iruma And Clara
    So good!
[13:41] Asmodeus
    Please eat as much as you'd like.
[13:44] Iruma
    I can eat all of it!
[13:46] Asmodeus
    Well met, Iruma-sama!
[13:46] Clara
    Yay! They all look yummy!
[13:51] Asmodeus
    Ahem.
[13:53] Asmodeus
    This is my room.
[13:55] Iruma
    Oh, this is your room, Azz-kun?
[13:57] Clara
    Ooh!
[13:59] Iruma
    Azz-kun's room...
[14:00] Iruma
    I wonder what it's like.
[14:09] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun? What is all this?
[14:11] Clara
    Lotsa Iruma-chis!
[14:12] Asmodeus
    Why, yes! Various
    commemorative school papers
[14:14] Asmodeus
    and my treasured scrapbook with
    your various amazing deeds recorded!
[14:17] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun!
[14:20] Clara
    Go! Gorgon Snake!
[14:25] Iruma
    You think this is okay?
[14:27] Asmodeus
    Well, they're very well-behaved.
[14:28] Clara
    Hey, hey, Iruma-chi!
[14:30] Clara
    You should summon Eggy-sensei, Iruma-chi.
[14:37] Iruma
    Huh?!
[14:39] Iruma
    Yeah... maybe not today.
[14:43] Momonoki
    Are you all right, Kalego-sensei?
[14:46] Kalego
    I'm fine. I just got a slight chill...
SIGN    Working-On-Their-Day-Off Crew
[14:51] Asmodeus
    Valac! Stop climbing on top of me!
[14:54] Clara
    Heh, the piggy-back technique I
    learned from the Game Battler!
[14:57] Iruma
    Aw, I lost again.
[14:59] Clara
    Azz-Azz, you're protecting
    Iruma-chi too much.
[15:01] Clara
    Iruma-chi hasn't moved a step.
[15:04] Iruma
    Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[15:06] Asmodeus
    Oh, right. Very well?!
[15:07] Game
    K.O.!
[15:16] Iruma
    I'm having so much fun!
[15:18] Iruma
    I'm playing so much with Azz-kun
    and Clara, talking a bunch...
[15:22] Iruma
    Those two... are my friends...
[15:31] Iruma
    But...
[15:35] Iruma
    There's... still something
    that I haven't told them.
[15:45] Iruma
    I decided that I'm going to
    live in the netherworld
[15:48] Iruma
    and they're my precious friends.
[15:51] Iruma
    So...
[15:54] Iruma
    I have to tell them.
[15:57] Iruma
    But...
[15:59] Iruma
    If they end up rejecting me...
[16:02] Iruma
    Or... even worse...
[16:08] Iruma
    If they give in to their
    demonic instincts, and...
[16:13] Amuryllis
    Chomp!
[16:15] Amuryllis
    Who's the little imp behind you?
[16:19] Iruma
    Amu—
[16:20] Amuryllis
    Why, yes! It's Amu-chan!
[16:22] Amuryllis
    I'm Alice-chan's mama!
[16:23] Amuryllis
    Oh, Alice-chan is just so mean! Hear me out!
[16:27] Amuryllis
    He left me out again!
[16:28] Iruma
    Huh?!
[16:30] Amuryllis
    I just got the feeling that Alice-chan
    had called you two over to the house,
[16:34] Amuryllis
    so I flew the coop at work
    and zoomed right over!
[16:36] Amuryllis
    I'll be right there!
[16:38] Maids
    Amu-sama?!
[16:41] Iruma
    Is she an esper?!
SIGN    A woman's
     intuition...!!
SIGN    A woman's
     intuition...!!
SIGN    Esper
SIGN    Esper
[16:42] Narration
    A woman's intuition!
[16:44] Amuryllis
    So...
[16:45] Amuryllis
    What exactly did you have to say?
[16:53] Amuryllis
    Hm...
[16:55] Amuryllis
    So you're keeping a secret
    from those two... huh.
[17:02] Amuryllis
    I think it's fine...
[17:03] Amuryllis
    if you don't tell them.
[17:05] Iruma
    Huh?
[17:07] Iruma
    But they're my really important friends—
[17:09] Amuryllis
    Oh, my.
[17:11] Amuryllis
    Are these... "friends" someone
    you have to tell everything?
[17:22] Amuryllis
    Love...
[17:24] Amuryllis
    doesn't work out
    unless all parties are happy.
[17:32] Amuryllis
    You sounded so pained
    when you said you had to tell them.
[17:35] Amuryllis
    You're not obligated to do that.
[17:38] Amuryllis
    We demons must be much
     freer and sexier.
[17:47] Amuryllis
    Or can you really not be "friends"
    if you have a secret?
[18:04] Game
    You lose!
[18:05] Clara
    Heh. I win again!
[18:07] Asmodeus
    Why, you little—
[18:08] Asmodeus
    Oh! Welcome back, Iruma-sa—
[18:13] Asmodeus
    Mother! What are you doing here?!
    More importantly...
[18:21] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! Why are you dressed like that?!
[18:23] Amuryllis
    Lookie look! Isn't he adorable?
[18:25] Amuryllis
    I put him in a bunch
    of your old clothes, Alice-chan!
[18:28] Amuryllis
    One sec! I'll go get
    some other outfits, too!
[18:31] Asmodeus
    Er, wait! Mothe— Why is she so fast?!
[18:32] Clara
    Can I put on the ribbon?
[18:33] Iruma
    Sure.
[18:34] Clara
    Yay!
[18:35] Asmodeus
    I'm so sorry, Iruma-sama! I'll go stop her!
[18:36] Clara
    Ribbon!
[18:38] Iruma
    Oh, just a sec, you two... Have a seat.
[18:43] Iruma
    I have something to tell you.
[19:04] Iruma
    First, Azz-kun.
[19:06] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[19:08] Iruma
    At the end of the Harvest Festival...
    When you came to us...
[19:20] Iruma
    I was so relieved.
[19:24] Iruma
    You were so cool.
[19:27] Iruma
    Thank you so much for protecting us!
[19:34] Asmodeus
    Y-You bless me with your words!
[19:37] Iruma
    And, Clara...
[19:39] Clara
    Yes?
[19:41] Iruma
    The reason I was able to make
    the Legend Leaf bloom...
[19:46] Iruma
    is because of you, Clara.
[19:50] Iruma
    You went through something scary,
[19:53] Iruma
    but you helped me out and believed in me...
[19:58] Iruma
    Thank you so much!
[20:04] Iruma
    You two are so important to me
    and I always want to be with you...
[20:10] Iruma
    So...
[20:14] Iruma
    So I...
[20:19] Iruma
    I... I'm so happy...
[20:23] Iruma
    that you're both my friends.
[20:35] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[20:35] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[20:37] Iruma
    Whoa!
[20:38] Iruma
    This is what...
[20:39] Iruma
    I want to tell you two right now
    from the bottom of my heart.
[20:45] Iruma
    One day, I want to tell you everything...
[20:48] Iruma
    as the three of us laugh.
[20:52] Amuryllis
    Amu-chan's back!
SIGN    To Clara
SIGN    To Azz-kun
[20:57] Iruma
    And...
[20:59] Iruma
    After I tell you the truth...
[21:02] Iruma
    if we can remain unchanged
    and continue walking together forever...
SIGN    Current Ranking!!
[22:54] Narrator
    After the Harvest Festival, Iruma
    and Lead were successfully promoted to Dalet.
SIGN    Dalet
SIGN    Gimel
[22:59] Narrator
    But, unless the rest of their
    classmates all reach rank Dalet,
[23:03] Narrator
    they'll all be kicked out of the Royal One.
[23:06] Narrator
    Iruma and the others
SIGN    Bet
SIGN    Music Festival
[23:08] Narrator
    are about to take on the final
    rank-advancement exam for first-years...
[23:10] Narrator
    The Music Festival!
[23:13] Lead
    Alrighty!
[23:15] Lead
    We're gonna concentrate most
    on how to get Nee-san up two ranks,
[23:18] Lead
    and make sure the guys at Gimel also get
    to shine in whatever performance we do.
[23:28] Asmodeus
    What's the matter, Iruma-sama?
[23:30] Iruma
    Er...
[23:31] Iruma
    I think we're forgetting
    something really important.
[23:36] Kalego
    Hey, what are you going to
    do about the other one?
[23:41] Lead
    Th-The other one?
[23:43] Kalego
    There's clearly one more in rank Bet.
[23:46] Clara
    Huh? But who? And where?!
[23:47] Kalego
    Again. Right there.
[23:52] Narrator
    Perhaps some of our wise viewers remember...
[23:56] Narrator
    Purson Soi. Rank Bet.
[23:59] Narrator
    He is another member of the Misfit Class.
[24:02] (Flashback) Kalego
    Purson Soi.
[24:05] Misfit Class
    Huh?
[24:07] Misfit Class
    What?!
[24:10] Narrator
    What has he been doing this whole time?
[24:12] Narrator
    Why hasn't he shown himself?
[24:16] Narrator
    What kind of drama awaits us
    at the Music Festival?
[24:21] Narrator
    We will tell you that story another time.