Season 2

E1 - The Secret Behind the Ring

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SIGN    The Secret Behind the Ring
[01:31] All
    "The Secret Behind the Ring."
[01:58] Iruma
    Today will be another great day!
[02:02] Iruma
    Good morning, Grandpa and Opera-san!
[02:05] Sullivan
    Good demo-rning, Iruma-kun!
[02:08] Opera
    Good morning.
[02:10] Iruma
    Wow, this looks great! Down the hatch!
[02:15] Iruma
    So yummy.
[02:16] Opera
    Your Hell Grey tea.
[02:17] Iruma
    Thank you!
[02:18] Sullivan
    So, Iruma-kun.
[02:20] Iruma
    Yes?
[02:21] Sullivan
    It appears that your Gluttonous
    Feeder Ring is a bit hungry.
[02:26] Sullivan
    Let's feed it some of my magical power.
[02:28] Iruma
    Sure.
[02:29] Sullivan
    The ring needs to eat its fill, too.
[02:36] Sullivan
    Now it should be full.
[02:39] Iruma
    Thank you, Grandpa.
[02:42] Sullivan
    Make sure you eat your fill, too, Iruma-kun!
[02:46] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[02:46] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Good morning 4 you!
    5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
[02:50] Asmodeus
    Let us head to school.
[02:52] Iruma
    I'll see you later!
[02:54] Iruma
    Azz-kun, Clara, good morning.
[02:57] Clara
    Iruma-chi, your cowlick
    is devi-devi on point.
[03:00] Asmodeus
    You fool. This is no cowlick.
[03:04] Asmodeus
    This is clearly Iruma-sama's
    fantastic hairstyle.
[03:06] Asmodeus
    Wait... Perhaps I should
    have the same hairstyle as...
[03:11] Iruma
    Er, Azz-kun...
[03:14] Iruma
    You really don't have to.
[03:15] Asmodeus
    Are you certain?
[03:16] Asmodeus
    In that case, Iruma-sama,
    allow me to carry your bag!
[03:19] Iruma
    Oh, it's fine. I'll carry—
[03:21] Clara
    I'll carry it, then!
[03:23] Asomdeus
    You fool! Stay out of this!
[03:25] Clara
    Please, please, please, please, please...
[03:30] Iruma
    Please?
[03:32] Iruma
    Here you go.
[03:33] Nar
    Iruma cannot refuse when
    someone asks him for something.
[03:34] Clara
    Yay! Iruma-chi's baggy bag!
[03:35] Asmodeus
    How dare you?! That's not fair!
[03:36] Nar
    He is the ultimate pushover.
[03:37] Asmodeus
    Be more careful with that!
[03:39] School Song
    We strive to strengthen our
    evil tendencies in our fortress

[03:42] Male Student 1
    Hey, it's the Iruma Corps.
[03:44] Male Student 2
    They sure do love walking.
[03:47] Male Student 1
    Looks like the strange beast
    is as strange as ever, too.
[03:50] Female Student 1
    It's the head of the class,
    Asmodeus-sama! He's so hot.
[03:54] Clara
    My right foot is Connor,
    and my left foot is Murf!
[03:57] Clara
    Are you ready?
SIGN    Demonathon
[04:00] Clara
    Let's run a demonathon to school!
[04:01] Clara
    Dash!
[04:02] ---
    Zoom!
[04:04] Asmodeus
    You're going to make a mess of Iruma-sama's
    belongings if you shake his bag that much!
[04:08] Asmodeus
    Come back here!
[04:09] Iruma
    They get along so well.
[04:12] Iruma
    Wait up, you two!
[04:16] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age 14.
[04:18] Nar
    He is a human,
[04:20] Nar
    but was sold off by his moronic parents,
    became the demon Sullivan's grandson,
[04:23] Song
    Humans only exist to be our food
[04:24] Nar
    and started going to the demon
    school Babyls in the netherworld.
[04:29] Nar
    As the name suggests, this is a
    school for demons in the netherworld,
[04:31] Song
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[04:32] ---
    so Iruma is the only human.
[04:35] Nar
    He was worried at first,
[04:37] Nar
    believing the demons might find
    out he was human and eat him,
[04:39] Song
    Tremble at the sound of
    black wings as we take flight
[04:42] Nar
    but many things happened,
    and he's gotten quite used to life here.
[04:51] Song
    For we are demons
[04:59] School Employee
    Sheesh. This is no place to dump garbage.
[05:03] Janitor
    You said it.
[05:04] ---
    Demons are too lazy to throw it out properly.
    It's such a devi'n problem.
[05:07] Iruma
    Oh, I'll help!
[05:10] School Employee
    Iruma-kun! Thanks a lot.
[05:12] Janitor
    We always appreciate your help.
[05:14] Janitor
    You're such a good demon, Iruma-kun.
[05:16] Iruma
    Oh, this is nothing.
[05:17] Asmodeus
    I will also help Iruma-sama!
[05:19] Clara
    Mosu!
SIGN    Naberius Kalego
[05:23] Kalego
    Listen up, misfits.
[05:25] ---
    Don't even think of causing any trouble.
[05:27] Konatsu
    Don't inconvenience anyone.
[05:29] Kalego
    While you're at school,
    follow all the rules,
[05:32] Kalego
    respect your teachers, and strive
     to do your academic best.
[05:36] Kalego
    Do not forget to prepare for your
    upcoming end-of-the-terminus tests.
SIGN    End-of-Terminus Tests
[05:41] Iruma
    End-of-terminus tests?
[05:42] ---
    I wonder if those are like finals.
[05:45] Kalego
    Though I wouldn't care
[05:49] Kalego
    if you all failed.
[05:52] Iruma
    I'd better study.
[05:56] Momonoki
    Now, for your magic basics lesson today,
[05:58] Momonoki
    we'll be starting with
    page 80 in your textbook
[06:01] Momonoki
    and practicing transformation magic.
[06:05] Momonoki
    You will cast a spell on the frog
    in this bottle to change its color.
[06:10] Momonoki
    Now, then... Iruma-kun. Give it a try.
[06:13] Iruma
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[06:15] Asmodeus
    Please do your best, Iruma-sama!
[06:15] Clara
    You've got this, Iruma-chi!
[06:19] Momonoki
    The spell is "Cherusil."
[06:21] Clara
    Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[06:22] Iruma
    Okay.
[06:24] Iruma
    Um...
[06:26] Iruma
    I'll use devil mode.
[06:30] Iruma
    Cherusil!
[06:36] Momonoki
    As you can see, its color has changed.
[06:38] Momonoki
    It's now a lovely black.
[06:39] Asmodeus
    Splendid, Iruma-sama! That is the most
    perfect shade of black I have ever seen!
[06:41] Clara
    Nice!
[06:43] ---
    Amazing!
[06:46] Asmodeus
    Excellent work. You slay me, Iruma-sama!
[06:49] Clara
    Clappy, clappy, clappy, clap.
[06:50] Iruma
    Th-Thanks.
[06:52] Iruma
    I'm starting to get used to
    doing magic with the ring.
[06:55] Iruma
    Being able to use magic could
    be fun if I can really master it.
[07:01] Nar
    Because Iruma is a mere human being,
    he has no magical powers
[07:04] Nar
    and wouldn't normally be able to use magic.
[07:07] Nar
    He's able to use magic thanks
    to Sullivan's magical powers
[07:10] ---
    and this Gluttonous Feeder Ring
    he happened to get.
[07:19] Gaako
    I'm starving!
[07:20] Eiko
    Same here!
[07:21] Student
    I'll use my devi card.
[07:22] Comecome
    Thank you much.
[07:23] Clara
    Lunchy time! Oh, lunchy! Oh, lunchy?
[07:24] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, would you like
    to get the A lunch today?
[07:26] Clara
    Lunchy! Lunchy-chy-chy-chy...
[07:27] Asmodeus
    Or perhaps the D lunch?
[07:29] Iruma
    Hm, they both look good.
[07:31] Asmodeus
    Then I shall get you both.
[07:33] Clara
    I'm gonna go order the W lunch!
[07:36] Asmodeus
    H-Hey, wait! That lunch has
    funny mushrooms! It's not—
[07:38] Iruma
    Hey, wait, you... two?
[07:45] Iruma
    Wha—
[07:47] Iruma
    I-It's the thing that sucked away
    everyone's magical powers before!
[07:52] Iruma
    Wh-Wh-Why?! Begone, evil spirit!
[07:58] Iruma
    Y-You're hungry?
[08:00] Iruma
    But Grandpa fed you this morning!
[08:04] Iruma
    Anyway, I need to get you to Grandpa!
[08:06] Shadow
    Nah, I'm not actually hungry.
[08:09] Iruma
    But—
[08:12] Iruma
    Y-You just spoke?
[08:15] Ali-San
    Huh?! Why would I ever speak?
[08:18] Ali-San
    Have I ever spoken to you before?
[08:21] Iruma
    Huh?
[08:22] Ali-San
    Listen here.
[08:29] Ali-San
    Wait, you're right! I am talking!
[08:31] Iruma
    You think?
[08:32] Ali-San
    Wait, wait, I have a voice? Wait, why?
[08:35] Ali-San
    Ah, ah... Test, test. Can you hear me?
[08:35] Iruma
    C-C-C-Calm down!
[08:38] Ali-San
    What? Wh-Wh-What's going on?! Huh?!
[08:41] Ali-San
    Wow, the world is huge out here!
[08:43] Konatsu
    What is that? A black shadow?
[08:49] Dosanko
    Youth isn't always just in the light.
[08:53] Dosanko
    You must embrace the shadow
    as part of your youth, too.
[08:56] Konatsu
    Dosa-chan?
SIGN    Prep Room #3
[08:59] Ali-San
    So...
[09:00] Ali-San
    I guess I'm the Gluttonous
    Feeder Ring's... incarnation?
[09:07] Iruma
    Incarnation?
[09:09] Ali-San
    As for how I'm speaking right now...
    I haven't the foggiest!
[09:14] Iruma
    You didn't have to say that so confidently.
[09:16] Ali-San
    No... It must mean that my screams,
    my feelings... took form!
[09:23] Ali-San
    That's right, Master.
[09:24] ---
    I have a mountain of things I wanna say to you!
[09:28] Iruma
    Huh? To say to me?
[09:30] Ali-San
    You aren't using your
    magical powers properly!
[09:34] Ali-San
    You lack elegance!
[09:36] Iruma
    Huh?
[09:37] Ali-San
    I gobble up a lot of power at once...
[09:40] Ali-San
    Then I'm forced to horf it out just as fast.
[09:43] Ali-San
    Be kind to me!
[09:45] Ali-San
    Keep mistreating me like that,
    and I won't let you use magical powers.
[09:50] Iruma
    Huh?! But what else am I supposed to do?
[09:53] Ali-San
    First of all, magic is...
[09:56] Ali-San
    The ability to make your
    thoughts come to life.
[10:01] Ali-San
    It's based on desire!
[10:04] Ali-San
    The transformation spell you did in class
[10:06] ---
    was the realization of your desire
    to make that frog black.
[10:10] Iruma
    Desire...
[10:12] Ali-San
    The basic element of magic
    is your imagination.
[10:16] Iruma
    Imagination?
[10:18] Ali-San
    With that, you'll be able to pull
    off a far more difficult Cherusil.
[10:24] Iruma
    So I just have to really
    visualize it in my head?
[10:26] Ali-San
    Right, then.
[10:27] ---
    Try using a transformation spell on me.
[10:30] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:31] Ali-San
    Bring it!
[10:33] Iruma
    But what kind of transformation?
[10:35] Ali-San
    Well, let's see...
[10:37] Ali-San
    Maybe imagine me with big eyes, curvy,
    and with long, skinny legs so I look hot!
[10:43] Ali-San
    Go on, imagine it!
[10:45] Iruma
    S-Sure...
[10:47] Iruma
    Let's see...
[10:48] ---
    Eyes? Curves? Long and skinny...
[10:52] Iruma
    Ch-Cherusil!
[11:06] Ali-San
    Ah, yes.
[11:08] ---
    I definitely have a big eye, I guess you think
    these are curves, and my legs sure are long.
[11:12] Ali-San
    Do you have any imagination?!
    Simple is best, you fool!
[11:15] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry!
[11:17] Ali-San
    What am I going to do with you, Master?
[11:21] Iruma
    U-Um... Could you not call me "Master," please?
[11:26] Ali-San
    Oh? I guess I'll call you "Li'l Iru," then.
[11:28] Iruma
    Li'l Iru?
[11:29] Ali-San
    And you can call me...
[11:32] Ali-San
    Alikred.
[11:35] Iruma
    Alic...
[11:38] Ali-San
    Nah, just call me "Ali-san."
[11:42] Iruma
    Ali-san?
[11:50] Ameri
    No matter how many times I look at it,
    they look so much alike.
[11:54] Ameri
    The more I look at it,
    the resemblance is uncanny...
[11:58] Ameri
    to Iruma!
[12:01] Ameri
    Could it actually be him?
[12:02] Ameri
    Is Iruma wearing...
[12:04] Ameri
    this frilly... f-fluffy thing?
[12:08] Ameri
    No, of course not.
[12:10] Ameri
    Despite how he looks,
    Iruma is filled with ambition.
SIGN    Rank 2 (Bet)
[12:13] Ameri
    He's always working toward a goal
[12:15] Ameri
    and overcoming any obstacles along the way.
SIGN    Rank 2 (Bet) -> Rank 3 (Gimel)
[12:18] Ameri
    His heart is filled with a fiery passion.
[12:21] Ameri
    He would never wear something
    so f-frilly and fluffy...
[12:25] Ameri
    It's obviously someone else.
[12:28] Ali-San
    Okay. Next, try casting it on yourself.
[12:32] Ali-San
    You can end up all weird, too!
[12:34] Iruma
    H-Huh?
[12:35] ---
    I guess I'll transform my clothes, then.
[12:39] Iruma
    Cherusil!
[12:42] Ali-San
    That's so plain!
[12:44] Ali-San
    You turned a frog black, and now
     you turned your uniform white?
[12:47] Ali-San
    You lack imagination.
[12:49] Ali-San
    Go for a more dynamic transformation!
[12:52] Ali-San
    Let's start this fashion show!
[12:55] Ali-San
    Nice!
[12:56] ---
    Even though it's boring.
    Go on, do something flashier!
[13:00] Ali-San
    There you go! Nice and flashy!
[13:02] ---
    You could use more muscle, though.
[13:06] Ali-San
    Yeah, the outfit definitely
    doesn't make the man.
[13:11] Ali-San
    You seriously lack originality.
[13:14] Iruma
    I'm sorry...
[13:15] Ali-San
    All right! Next, imagine something
    you'd never, ever wear.
[13:21] Ali-San
    Make your imagination work overtime!
[13:23] Iruma
    Something I'd never wear?
[13:27] Iruma
    Let's see...
[13:28] ---
    Something expensive?
[13:29] ---
    But Grandpa buys me
    expensive-looking things, so I might...
[13:33] Ali-San
    Go on! Work it!
[13:35] Iruma
    Okay!
[13:36] Iruma
    Something I'd never wear...
    Something I'd never wear...
[13:38] Iruma
    Never... Never, never, never,
    never, never, never, never!
[13:41] Iruma
    Cherusil!
[13:45] Ameri
    Who's there?! Don't use vacant
    rooms without permission!
[13:48] Girls
    All dressed up!
[13:52] Ameri
    Frilly and fluffy!
[13:57] Iruma
    W-Wait, Ameri-san!
[13:59] Ameri
    Wh-Wha... Wh-Wh-Wh-Why
    are you wearing that?!
[13:59] ---
    Y-You've got the wrong idea!
    I was just practicing magic...
[14:03] Ameri
    Magic?
[14:04] Iruma
    Ah, yes!
[14:05] Iruma
    I was talking with this ring,
    and we were practicing together!
[14:08] Ameri
    Rings don't talk!
[14:11] Ameri
    On top of wearing frilly, fluffy outfits,
[14:13] ---
    you're delusional and talking
    to inanimate objects, too?!
[14:16] Iruma
    Wait, Ali-san? Where did you—
[14:19] Ameri
    Excuse me!
[14:20] Iruma
    Hey, wait!
SIGN    Sure
[14:36] Iruma
    She definitely got the wrong idea...
[14:38] Iruma
    How do I explain this misunderstanding?
[14:44] Ali-San
    Why don't you just tell
    her you're into that?
[14:47] Iruma
    Ali-san! Why did you disappear?
[14:50] Ali-San
    Heh. I watched it all unfold from the ring.
[14:54] Ali-San
    I had a good laugh.
[14:57] Iruma
    Show yourself to Ameri-san
    and help me explain!
[15:00] Ali-San
    Yeah, that's not happening.
[15:01] Iruma
    Huh?
[15:02] Ali-San
    I mean, I'm basically the unknown, right?
[15:06] Ali-San
    If they find me, they might do
    experiments on me, and that's oh so scary!
[15:09] Ali-San
    Li'l Iru, you know what it
    feels like to not want
[15:13] Ali-San
    to stand out!
[15:15] Iruma
    Well... Yeah, I do.
[15:16] Ali-San
    Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
[15:18] Nar
    Iruma tries his absolute
    best not to stand out.
[15:19] Ali-San
    Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
[15:23] Nar
    That is the only way he can
    survive in the netherworld
[15:27] Nar
    as the only human resident.
[15:31] Iruma
    But if I don't do something, Ameri-san will
    have the wrong idea about me forever!
[15:39] Ali-San
    W-Well, if there have been
    others like me before,
[15:44] Ali-San
    then I guess it's okay to
    pop out and clear things up.
[15:47] Iruma
    Really?!
[15:48] Ali-San
    Well, sure.
[15:50] Ali-San
    If I know it's safe to come out,
[15:52] Ali-San
    I'll make a flashy appearance that rivals
     an actress strolling down the red carpet.
[15:56] Ali-San
    Though, I really like this
    mysterious thing I've got going—
[16:00] Iruma
    Let's do this, Ali-san!
[16:02] Iruma
    Let's work together!
[16:03] Ali-San
    Oh, you... Wink.
[16:08] Iruma
    We'll discover the secret behind the ring
[16:11] Iruma
    and clear this misunderstanding
    with Ameri-san!
[16:14] Ali-San
    So, Li'l Iru, you got any leads?
    You seem amped up.
[16:19] Iruma
    Yes!
[16:21] Iruma
    I'm sure he knows all about this ring!
[16:25] Sullivan
    Hmm...
[16:29] Sullivan
    No, rings just don't talk.
[16:33] Iruma
    What?!
[16:34] Sullivan
    The Gluttonous Feeder Ring is just a
    magical apparatus that stores magical power.
[16:38] Sullivan
    It absolutely does not
    have a consciousness. Nope.
[16:40] Iruma
    B-But it started talking...
[16:44] Iruma
    Er, it can't appear right now, but...
[16:47] Sullivan
    You must be tired.
[16:49] Iruma
    Huh?
[16:49] Sullivan
    Let's get you a warm cup of milk.
[16:51] Iruma
    N-No, really! It really...
[16:58] Opera
    Please take a nice, long nap.
[16:58] Iruma
    Huh? What?
[17:00] Opera
    Sleepy time... Sleepy time...
[17:06] Iruma
    Zzz...
[17:06] Opera
    Sleepy time...
[17:11] Gaako
    Eiko, what book are you looking for?
[17:14] Eiko
    I thought I'd study up on cameras.
[17:17] Gaako
    Cameras? What are you going to shoot?
[17:20] Eiko
    W-Well...
[17:23] Eiko
    I'm going to sneak shots of Iruma-san
    and President Ameri, but...
[17:27] Eiko
    I can't say that!
[17:30] Gaako
    Eiko? Eiko? Hello?
[17:31] Iruma
    The Gluttonous Feeder Ring...
    The Gluttonous Feeder Ring...
[17:35] Iruma
    Found it!
[17:37] Iruma
    "A somewhat rare magical apparatus that
    stores and releases magical power."
[17:42] Iruma
    "Once it runs out, a mist appears and sucks
    up all of the magical power in the area."
[17:49] Ali-San
    Well, that sounds like trouble.
[17:52] Iruma
    "Sounds like"?
[17:54] Iruma
    You don't remember what happened?
[17:57] Ali-San
    All I really remember from
    that is, "Man, I was starving."
[18:01] Iruma
    Huh? What about going berserk?
[18:04] Ali-San
    Nope.
[18:04] Iruma
    U-Um...
[18:07] Iruma
    What about making cherry blossoms appear?
[18:09] Ali-San
    Nope.
[18:12] Iruma
    Doesn't remember the cherry blossoms...
[18:14] Iruma
    What about the first Libera?
[18:16] Ali-San
    Haven't the foggiest.
[18:17] ---
    I was probably still just a ring
    with no intelligence back then.
[18:21] Iruma
    Doesn't remember Libera.
[18:23] Iruma
    So, when did you first become aware?
[18:26] Ali-San
    Oh, that was... the dragging incident.
[18:28] Iruma
    The what?
[18:29] Ali-San
    Oh, you know.
[18:31] Ali-San
    The time I made you dive at the weirdo
    with the glasses to tell you he was dangerous.
[18:36] Iruma
    What?! Wait, that's why that
    happened with Kiriwo-senpai?!
[18:40] Ali-San
    I thought it was pretty clear.
[18:43] Iruma
    It was not!
[18:44] Ali-San
    Basically, I can't pinpoint
    the exact time I changed.
[18:49] Ali-San
    That's about all I remember.
[18:52] Iruma
    I see...
[18:53] Iruma
    But if Ali-san's memories are that fuzzy,
[18:56] ---
    then we really don't have much information.
[18:59] Iruma
    Which means...
SIGN    Stuck
[19:01] Iruma
    We're stuck.
[19:03] Iruma
    What am I supposed to do?
[19:06] Ali-San
    Fireworks! Fireworks!
[19:08] Ali-San
    Fireworks, fireworks!
[19:09] Iruma
    Fireworks?
[19:10] Iruma
    You remember the fire...
[19:13] ---
    ...works?!
[19:16] Ali-San
    What is it, Li'l Iru?
[19:18] Iruma
    I'm trying to put together
    everything we've been through.
[19:23] Iruma
    Look!
[19:25] Ali-San
    Huh?
SIGN    No awareness
    Rank 1
SIGN    Has awareness
     Rank 2 Rank 3
[19:26] Iruma
    Look. It splits up perfectly.
SIGN    Talks
[19:29] Iruma
    You don't remember the
    cherry blossoms or Libera,
SIGN    No awareness
     Rank 1
[19:31] Iruma
    But you remember things that
    happened after I reached Bet rank.
SIGN    Has awareness
     Rank 2 Rank 3
SIGN    Talks
[19:34] Iruma
    You remember Kiriwo-senpai
    and the fireworks.
[19:37] Ali-San
    And once you reached Gimel rank...
[19:41] Ali-San
    I could talk...
[19:43] Ali-San
    So basically, the reason
    I can talk now is...
[19:47] Iruma
    Because my rank went up?!
[19:48] Ali-San
    ...up?!
[19:51] Monitor
    Shh!
[19:52] Iruma
    S-Sorry!
[19:57] Ali-San
    Yeah, that makes total sense,
[20:00] Ali-San
    because you and I are basically one entity!
[20:03] Iruma
    If that's true, we'll be able to experiment!
[20:06] Ali-San
    Oh?
[20:08] Iruma
    If you keep changing as I climb the ranks...
[20:13] Iruma
    Then when I reach Dalet,
    you should grow even more!
SIGN    4 (Dalet)
[20:21] Iruma
    Okay!
[20:22] ---
    I'll work even harder to raise my rank!
[20:30] Ali-San
    Hey, hey.
[20:31] Ali-San
    You sure about that, Li'l Iru?
[20:32] Ali-San
    Wouldn't that bring attention to you?
[20:34] Ali-San
    Now you realize that?
[20:36] Ali-San
    You really are a pushover.
[20:38] Ali-San
    What to do...
[20:40] ---
    Though, if you insist,
    maybe I'll look forward to it.
[20:44] Ali-San
    Oh, also, Li'l Iru, no being formal with me.
[20:48] Iruma
    Of course... I mean... Sure.
[20:52] Nar
    Thus Iruma began his life with the incarnation
    of the Gluttonous Feeder Ring, Ali-san.
[20:58] Nar
    What will this encounter mean for Iruma?
[21:05] Iruma
    Yum!
[21:09] Iruma
    This is so rich!
[21:10] Opera
    He mentioned the ring talking,
     so I was a little worried...
[21:15] Sullivan
    It looks like he's doing okay.
[21:18] Sullivan
    I'm so relieved!
[21:24] Iruma
    I had so much fun today!
[21:27] Iruma
    We got a little closer
    to Ali-san's secret, too.
[21:29] Iruma
    That's really gre— Zzz...
[21:41] Iruma
    I haven't resolved anything about
    the misunderstanding with Ameri-san!
[21:45] Nar
    Back to square one.
[21:48] Nar
    Iruma had no way of knowing the
    tumultuous future that awaited him.
[23:26] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:29] Eiko
    Hello, everyone. Eiko here.
[23:32] Eiko
    I finally got the hang of
    using an evil-lens camera!
[23:35] Eiko
    The AOV! Shutter speed!
    The aperture! The sensitivity!
[23:38] Eiko
    Exposure! Developing! And food!
[23:41] Eiko
    Now I can take beautiful pictures
    of Iruma-san and President Ameri!
[23:46] Eiko
    All I need to do now is buy a camera!
[23:48] Eiko
    Now I just need a devi-time job!
[23:50] Eiko
    Get your demongos!
    Every last one's gotta go!
[23:54] Eiko
    Step right up! Twist my arm!
[23:57] Gaako
    E-Eiko?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Iruma
    I never imagined the Gluttonous
    Feeder Ring could talk,
[24:04] Iruma
    but I need to keep moving up
    in the ranks for Ali-san's sake, too.
[24:08] Iruma
    Before that, though, I need to clear up
    this misunderstanding that has Ameri-san
[24:12] Iruma
    thinking that I like frilly, fluffy outfits.
[24:14] Iruma
    This is all your fault, Ali-san.
[24:17] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Iruma
    "Ameri's Decision."
[24:20] Iruma
    Er, Ameri-san, why are you
    making such a scary face?

E2 - Ameri's Decision

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[00:01] Iruma
    Ameri-san,
[00:02] Iruma
    I've decided what my ambition is.
    It's all thanks to you.
[00:06] Iruma
    Thank you so much!
[00:08] Ameri
    I see. Tell me, what is your ambition?
[00:12] Iruma
    Sure. My ambition is...
[00:18] Iruma
    to go up on stage wearing
    frilly, fluffy outfits!
[00:22] Iruma
    Tee-hee!
[00:23] Ameri
    How did it come to this?!
[00:30] Ameri
    I've had this dream three nights in a row...
[00:36] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:42] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:47] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:51] Nar
    And that is...
[00:53] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:55] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Ameri's Decision
[02:34] All
    "Ameri's Decision."
[02:42] Henri
    Are you all right, Ameri?
    You look a bit pale.
[02:46] Ameri
    I-I'm perfectly fine, Father. I've just
    been having a little trouble sleeping.
[02:50] Henri
    I'm hoping this won't be the case,
    but is the reason...
[02:53] Henri
    Iruma?
[02:57] Henri
    So it is Iruma...
[03:00] Ameri
    No, no, no! It's not! I—
[03:03] Henri
    Just so we're clear... I will not...
[03:09] Henri
    allow you two to date!
[03:11] Ameri
    O-Okay, bye!
[03:19] Quiche
    Well, President, what would you like to do?
[03:24] Quiche
    President? So, about the...
[03:26] Ameri
    If I remember correctly,
    it was in
First Love Memories volume 14.
SIGN    First Love Memories
[03:31] Rin
    Splash...
SIGN    Splash Splash
[03:33] Kakeru
    Splash...
[03:34] Rin
    Do you think we escaped, Kakeru-kun?
[03:38] Kakeru
    No. They won't give up that easily!
[03:42] Kakeru
    They absolutely will not!
[03:45] Both
    Splash...
SIGN    Splash
[03:47] Ameri
    Maybe there's some profound reason
    why Iruma's wearing frilly, fluffy clothes.
[03:54] Ameri
    No, of course there isn't!
[03:55] Quiche
    President? President!
[03:58] Ameri
    I... I apologize. I was deep in thought.
[04:01] Ameri
    So, what is it?
[04:03] Quiche
    About the plan to scout for a new—
[04:05] Ameri
    Why are you talking about skirts?!
[04:06] Quiche
    Huh?! Um...
[04:09] Quiche
    My mind's been filled with good ideas—
[04:11] Ameri
    What about frills?!
SIGN    Frills X Filled with O
[04:13] Quiche
    J-Just so the newbie
    doesn't get flustered...
[04:16] Ameri
    What about fluff?!
SIGN    Fluff X Flustered O
[04:18] Quiche
    I'm sorry!
[04:21] Ameri
    I'm going to do my after-school rounds.
[04:29] Ameri
    This is no good.
[04:31] ---
    I haven't been able to concentrate
    on work these past few days.
[04:34] Ameri
    I can't help but think about Iruma's,
    uh, v-very particular interests...
[04:35] Iruma
    Frilly! Fluffy!
[04:40] Henri
    Curse you, Iruma...
    You may not date my daughter!
[04:40] Ameri
    A-And Father also has some strange
    misconception about our relationship.
[04:45] Ameri
    First of all, Iruma is my...
[04:48] Ameri
    Iruma is my... what, exactly?
[04:53] Ameri
    He's not my junior...
[04:57] Ameri
    The human who reads me
    First Love Memories...

SIGN    Junior
SIGN    Human
[05:01] Ameri
    At least, I think he's human.
[05:04] Ameri
    That's right.
[05:06] ---
    I got to know Iruma because
    I wanted to know if he was human.
[05:12] Ameri
    Yes. Iruma is reckless,
    unexpected, and...
[05:21] Ameri
    a wonderful person.
[05:23] Ameri
    Iruma is just Iruma.
[05:25] ---
    Perhaps I should try talking to him again.
[05:36] Keroli
    Put it on.
[05:37] Iruma
    I'm sorry?
[05:38] Keroli
    Put it on.
[05:41] Iruma
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why, though?!
[05:44] Keroli
    Look, I don't want this, either! But...
[05:49] Keroli
    I've got so many people asking
    who that mysterious dem-dol was!
[05:53] Keroli
    I'm going to need a photo, at the very least!
[05:57] Iruma
    B-But...
[05:58] Keroli
    Look, it'll be over before you know it.
[06:01] Iruma
    Hrgh!
[06:02] Keroli
    Just stay still!
[06:11] Keroli
    Ow...
[06:13] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?!
[06:15] Iruma
    You didn't hit your head, did you?
[06:17] Iruma
    Wait...
[06:20] Iruma
    Staring!
SIGN    Staring
[06:22] Keroli
    Sneaky sneak!
[06:22] Ameri
    I-Iruma... How could you?
[06:27] Ameri
    Apparently, the frilly, fluffy dress
    wasn't enough. You had to resort to...
[06:31] Iruma
    Wait, no! Ameri-san! You've got the—
[06:35] Ameri
    Silence!
[06:37] Ameri
    Come with me!
SIGN    Student Council Office
[06:43] Ameri
    Yes. Do it immediately.
[06:46] Ameri
    Bring those two in. No excuses.
[06:49] Ameri
    Yes. I'm counting on you.
[06:52] Iruma
    Oh, no...
[06:54] Iruma
    She seems really mad for some reason!
[06:57] Ameri
    Iruma.
[06:58] Iruma
    Yesh?!
[06:59] Ameri
    I don't plan to judge you
    on your preferences.
[07:02] Iruma
    Th-This isn't a preference—
[07:03] Ameri
    I want to talk to you about Battlers.
[07:05] Iruma
    Huh? Battlers?
[07:10] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is taking quite a while.
[07:12] Clara
    Wanna go look for him?
    Or you wanna eat that instead?
[07:14] Asmodeus
    Don't just stuff things into my mouth!
[07:17] Clara
    I got it at Come-Come-san's place!
[07:19] Asmodeus
    Actually, it's quite good.
[07:20] Clara
    I got it at Come-Come-san's place!
[07:23] Clara
    Hey, what's going on?
[07:25] Clara
    Oh, snap!
[07:27] Clara
    Oh, no!
[07:30] Iruma
    You wanted to speak to me about Battlers?
[07:33] Ameri
    Yes.
[07:34] ---
    Regarding the Magical Apparatus
    Battler you belong to...
[07:38] Ameri
    Is it still active?
[07:40] Ameri
    The only third-year member, Amy Kiriwo,
    has taken a voluntary leave of absence.
[07:46] Ameri
    A Battler must have at least one third-year,
    or at least three Dalet-ranked members.
[07:53] Ameri
    This Battler does not
    meet either requirement.
[07:57] Ameri
    Therefore, I am officially
    putting it on hiatus.
[08:00] Iruma
    What?
[08:01] Iruma
    W-Wait! Please—
[08:04] Ameri
    Just hear me out.
[08:05] ---
    It's just on hiatus,
    so you can reinstate it later.
[08:09] Ameri
    But for that to happen,
    you will have to undergo training
[08:11] ---
    and get permission
     from the student council.
[08:13] Iruma
    T-Training?
[08:15] Ameri
    Yes.
[08:16] ---
    You will all participate in
    other Battlers for a while
[08:19] ---
    and receive letters of
    recommendation from their presidents.
[08:23] Iruma
    All of us?
[08:24] Ameri
    Yes. As for Asmodeus Alice...
[08:27] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
SIGN    New Magic Battler
[08:30] Ameri
    Because he's so versatile,
    he will join the New Magic Battler.
[08:33] Garoo
    Welcome, Asmodeus-kun!
[08:35] Jazz
    Let's make stuff together!
[08:38] Asmodeus
    I'll never join a Battler that
    Iruma-sama's not in! I'm leaving!
[08:42] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[08:43] Garoo
    Now, now.
[08:43] Jazz
    Let's have some fun.
[08:46] Clara
    Whoa, this is devi insane!
[08:47] Ameri
    As for Valac Clara...
SIGN    Game Battler
[08:49] Lead
    Way to go, Clarin!
[08:49] Ameri
    Because she's so creative,
    I had her join the Game Battler.
[08:51] President
    There, there. Good girl.
[08:53] Clara
    This is insane! Like, totally insane!
[08:55] Clara
    It's insanely super devi insane!
[08:56] Ameri
    This may seem sudden and forceful,
[08:58] Ameri
    but it's the student council's
    responsibility to manage the Battlers.
[09:01] Ameri
    And it wouldn't be a bad idea
    to observe other Battlers.
[09:05] Iruma
    Ah...
[09:07] Iruma
    So... what about me, then?
[09:10] Ameri
    You should feel honored.
[09:12] Ameri
    No matter how many applicants we receive,
[09:14] ---
    only a few are allowed to
    participate in this activity.
[09:18] Ameri
    I will whip you back into shape, Iruma!
SIGN    The honor student?
SIGN    He's joining the student council?
SIGN    Iruma-kun is?
SIGN    No way!
[09:38] Ameri
    Welcome to our esteemed student council!
SIGN    I will protect Babyls!
SIGN    Student Dorms
[09:51] Familiar
    Tweet, tweet.
[09:52] Johnny
    Rise and shine!
[09:54] Johnny
    Make your beds! Change into your uniforms!
[09:57] Johnny
    Quit dawdling! Hurry!
[09:59] Iruma
    Wait, what?!
[10:02] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:03] Johnny
    130 seconds remaining!
[10:05] Iruma
    That's right. Starting today...
[10:12] Iruma
    I'm a member of the student council.
[10:15] Ameri
    Who are you?!
[10:17] Sunquismojohn
    We are the Babyls Student Council!
[10:19] Iruma
    Council!
[10:20] Ameri
    You took too long to line up! Push-ups, now!
[10:22] All
    Yessir!
[10:24] Ameri
    There's still dust!
    Clean everything all over again!
[10:27] All
    Yessir!
[10:29] Quiche
    We have an application
    from the Disciplinary Battler.
[10:31] Ameri
    Declined!
[10:33] Smoke
    I need the budgets over here.
[10:33] Sunny
    Where are the next topics?
[10:33] Quiche
    These documents have scribbles all over them.
[10:33] Johnny
    This format is all wrong!
[10:36] Johnny
    Newbie, make copies of these!
[10:37] Iruma
    Y-Yessir!
[10:39] Quiche
    That goes over here.
[10:40] Iruma
    Y-Yessir!
[10:42] Ameri
    Quit dawdling, or we won't
    finish before classes start!
[10:45] Iruma
    Wait, we're supposed to go through
    all these before school starts?
[10:48] Johnny
    You're supposed to say, "Yessir!"
[10:49] Iruma
    Y-Yessir!
[10:54] Ameri
    As a member of the student council,
SIGN    Running
[10:56] ---
    you mustn't just rely on your wings.
    You must build physical strength.
[10:58] Iruma
    Wait, uh... What's that behind us?
[11:01] Ameri
    It's hardly training if you're not
    truly running for your lives.
[11:04] Ameri
    If you don't want to die,
    run like your lives depend on it!
[11:06] Ameri
    Start!
[11:10] Quiche
    If they catch you, they'll gobble you up.
[11:13] Iruma
    Y-Yessir!
[11:20] Ameri
    We worked up quite a sweat. All right, next.
SIGN    Meeting with the Teachers
[11:24] Marbas
    Iruma-kun, the student council
    uniform looks great on you.
[11:27] Iruma
    Th-Thank you very much.
[11:29] Blushenko
    They say clothes make the demon.
[11:31] Dali
    Well, he is the chair-demon's grandson.
[11:35] Iruma
    I can definitely feel that
    "Why are you here?" aura...
SIGN    Tending to the Flowers
[11:45] Student Council
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
SIGN    Morning Greeting
[11:47] Student Council
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[11:49] Dosanko
    Oh, no. I got something in my eye.
[11:52] Azuki
    Here, Dosa-chan. I'll get it for you.
[11:54] Dosanko
    If you pull too hard,
    my eyeball will pop out!
[11:57] Iruma
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[11:59] Lead
    Hey, it's Iruma-kun.
[12:02] Jazz
    Wow, you really did
    join the student council.
[12:04] Camui
    Ah, I'm so jealous.
[12:06] Camui
    You get to feel the warmth generated
    by President Ameri's body up close.
[12:12] Gaako
    Eiko?
[12:13] Eiko
    Iruma-san and the president?
[12:15] ---
    Has there ever been a more perfect duo?!
[12:17] Eiko
    How am I supposed to handle this?!
[12:19] Gaako
    Must be rough being you.
[12:21] Chime
    Lunchtime, grr, rawr, rawr, rawr!
[12:27] Ameri
    Today starts the Red Moon,
[12:30] Ameri
    when true demons refrain from
     gluttonous behavior, become one,
[12:34] Ameri
    and reevaluate the desires that
    lie in the pit of our stomachs.
[12:39] Johnny
    That's all you get today.
[12:43] Ameri
    Looks like he's feeling it.
[12:45] Sunny
    He's crying.
[12:48] Johnny
    Sit up straight.
[12:50] Johnny
    If you're like this from day one,
    you're not going to last.
[12:53] Iruma
    I'm sorry...
[12:54] Ameri
    Listen well, Iruma.
[12:56] Ameri
    We are meant to set an example
    for the rest of the students.
[13:00] ---
    Ameri-sama!
SIGN    President!
SIGN    Ameri-sama!
SIGN    You're so devi-lovely!
[13:05] Ameri
    Even if you are tired, you must never...
[13:17] Ameri
    ever show it.
[13:19] Ameri
    Understood?
[13:20] Quiche; Johnny
    President!
[13:21] Ameri
    Tie him down.
[13:22] ---
    He's the student in his evil cycle
    that we were going to monitor today.
[13:27] Iruma
    Evil cycle?
[13:29] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Demons have a stress period in which
    they want to do violent or sadistic things.
SIGN    Evil Cycle
[13:35] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    We call this the evil cycle.
[13:39] Ameri
    He was about to eat this other student.
[13:42] Iruma
    I didn't notice at all...
[13:45] Iruma
    That's amazing!
[13:46] Ameri
    There's nothing amazing about it.
[13:47] Iruma
    Huh?
[13:48] Ameri
    I am the student council president.
[13:53] Iruma
    She's just so...
[13:55] Iruma
    So cool...
[14:04] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun! I brought you some goodies!
[14:13] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun?
[14:15] Ameri
    Iruma is currently training.
[14:18] Ameri
    I will not allow you to spoil him.
[14:20] Sullivan
    But I'm the chair-demon.
[14:22] Ameri
    I am in charge here.
[14:24] Sullivan
    Food?
[14:25] Ameri
    No.
[14:26] Sullivan
    A picture?
[14:27] Ameri
    Absolutely not.
[14:29] Sullivan
    You bully! I wanted to
    see my precious Iruma-kun!
[14:33] Sullivan
    It's not fair that he's in the dorms!
[14:34] Iruma
    I've never seen anyone other
    than Opera-san tame my Grandpa.
[14:35] Sullivan
    I'm going to tell Opera on you!
[14:38] Ameri
    Now then, Iruma.
[14:41] Ameri
    Undress.
[14:44] Iruma
    Huh?!
[14:44] Ameri
    N-No! I don't mean anything weird!
[14:47] Ameri
    Today, well...
[14:50] Ameri
    It's the day we do "that"...
    and that uniform is not fit for it.
[14:59] Iruma
    Okay, we'll start with volume 15 today.
[15:07] Rin
    So the time has finally come.
[15:09] Kakeru
    Yes. The notice from the organization...
[15:12] Kakeru
    They said they're going to come for
    me tomorrow in the dead of night.
[15:16] Rin
    I won't let that happen!
[15:17] Rin
    I'm going to protect you, Kakeru-kun!
[15:21] Sayo
    Oh, how hilarious! What can you possibly do?
[15:25] Sayo
    Step.
[15:26] Sayo
    Fwoosh!
[15:27] Sayo
    Only I can protect him!
    You can just disappear!
[15:33] Sayo
    It appears the time has come for us to battle.
[15:35] Rin
    Bring it!
[15:37] Both
    Fabam!
[15:38] Kakeru
    P-Please don't fight over me!
[15:43] Ameri
    Magnificent! I'm so moved!
[15:45] Ameri
    I look forward to the next volume!
[15:47] Ameri
    First Love Memories is such a lovely series!
[15:52] Iruma
    This is so much more relaxing.
[15:55] Iruma
    You were basically the student
    council president all day today,
[15:59] Iruma
    so I missed this side of you...
[16:02] Ameri
    You can call me Ameri here.
[16:05] Ameri
    I see. So I'm scary as the president...
[16:16] Iruma
    Are you okay?!
[16:17] Ameri
    Th-The handle broke off my cup, that's all.
[16:23] Ameri
    That's rather ominous.
[16:39] Sullivan
    A-i...
SIGN    A
SIGN    I
[16:40] Opera
    ...ma.
SIGN    Ma
[16:42] Sullivan
    Weep, weep...
[16:43] ---
    Iruma-kun's been stuck
    with the student council
[16:46] ---
    and hasn't been home for three days!
[16:49] Opera
    Sullivan-sama.
[16:50] Opera
    Let's have some Hell Grey tea
    to calm our nerves.
[16:54] Sullivan
    O-Opera!
[16:58] Opera
    There, all better.
[16:59] Sullivan
    Wait, that was for you?
[17:05] Johnny
    Rise and shine!
[17:07] Johnny
    Make your beds! Change into your uniforms!
[17:11] Johnny
    130 seconds remaining!
[17:13] Johnny
    Line up!
[17:15] Ameri
    Who are you?!
[17:17] Sunquismojohniru
    We are the Babyls Student Council!
[17:20] Ameri
    Do you have document 2?
[17:21] Iruma
    Yessir!
[17:21] Smoke
    Do you have the calculation graphs?
[17:23] Iruma
    Yessir!
[17:25] Johnny
    We'll go with this announcement for lunch!
[17:27] Iruma
    Yessir!
[17:28] Quiche
    Iruma, bring the copies!
[17:29] Iruma
    Yessir!
[17:33] Sunny
    Goal!
[17:35] Dali
    As for the schedule of school days...
[17:38] Blushenko
    What were they last year?
[17:40] Marbas
    Um...
[17:41] Iruma
    Here are the documents!
[17:43] Marbas
    Thanks.
[17:59] Quiche
    I guess this is still rough on him.
[18:02] Johnny
    At least he's sitting up straight.
[18:04] Johnny
    You'll get used to it. Buck up.
[18:07] Iruma
    Y-Yessir.
[18:09] Quiche
    You're so nice, Senpai.
[18:11] Johnny
    How many times do I have to
    tell you not to call me that?
[18:14] Johnny
    We're in the same grade.
[18:15] Quiche
    Aw, but you joined the
    student council before me,
[18:19] ---
    so it still applies, Johnny-san.
[18:22] Quiche
    How many times do I have to tell you that?
[18:24] Johnny
    And I'm saying it sounds like
    I failed a grade, so knock it off!
[18:29] Quiche
    That tone, though...
[18:30] Iruma
    Um...
[18:32] Iruma
    Why did you two join the student council?
[18:38] Johnny; Quiche
    Classified.
[18:39] Iruma
    Huh?
[18:40] Johnny
    Why are you surprised?
[18:41] Quiche
    It'd take forever to explain.
[18:44] Iruma
    A-Ah...
[18:46] Quiche
    Well... If I had to give you one reason,
    I guess it'd be the president.
[18:52] Quiche
    The symbol of Babyls.
[18:54] Johnny
    Who knows how trying her position
    and responsibilities actually are?
[18:58] Johnny
    But she's so distinguished,
    she'd never even show it.
[19:01] Johnny
    Having someone like her by
     our side is rewarding enough.
[19:06] Johnny
    That's why, when the president scouted you,
     I was filled with jealou-slay urges.
[19:11] Iruma
    Jealou-what?!
[19:13] Johnny
    I'm telling you that you
    should feel honored.
[19:16] Quiche
    Right?
[19:17] Iruma
    Y-Yessir...
[19:20] Smoke
    He's starting to fit right in.
[19:22] Sunny
    He's a gutsy one. He's definitely got nerve.
[19:26] Smoke
    This takes me back.
[19:30] Smoke
    You always find us some real weirdos.
[19:37] Ameri
    You're not weirdos. You're interesting.
[19:41] Smoke; Sunny
    Interesting?
[19:42] Ameri
    Indeed.
[19:45] Schenell
    Student Council President,
    please come to prep room #3 immediately.
[19:50] Sunny
    Why does it sound like that?
[19:51] Smoke
    Is it broken?
[19:52] Ameri
    I'll go.
[19:53] Sunny; Smoke
    Yes, boss!
SIGN    Broadcast Room
[20:06] Ameri
    Iruma's working so hard.
[20:09] (Flashback) Sunny
    He's a gutsy one.
[20:12] Ameri
    Maybe I'll just...
[20:15] Ameri
    recruit him into the
    student council for real.
[20:20] Ameri
    I'll run it by him later.
[20:28] Ameri
    Is anyone here?
[20:36] Ameri
    What's wrong? Did something happen?
[20:49] Johnny
    The president is taking a while.
[20:51] Johnny
    Lunch break is almost over.
[20:55] Baraki
    I'm with the Broadcast Battler.
    Um, is the president here?
[20:58] Sunny
    She left after hearing your announcement...
[21:01] Baraki
    No one from the Broadcast Battler
    summoned the student council president!
[21:09] Johnny
    President!
[21:13] Johnny
    President!
[21:16] Johnny
    Are you all right?!
[21:22] Ameri
    I-I'm all right...
[21:24] Smoke
    Are you hurt at all?
[21:26] Ameri
    I am not.
[21:27] Lead
    Thank goodness.
[21:32] Ameri
    Pardon me...
[21:34] ---
    May I ask one of you to get me
    something so I can cover up?
[21:38] Ameri
    These clothes are r-rather embarrassing.
[21:50] All
    What?
[21:50] All
    What?
[21:54] All
    What?
[21:55] All
    What?!
SIGN    To Be Continued!
[23:30] Clara
    Su... Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:34] Henri
    I heard you recruited Iruma
    into the student council.
[23:36] ---
    Is this true, Ameri?
[23:37] Ameri
    W-Well, Iruma has potential.
[23:40] Henri
    Potential?
[23:41] Ameri
    Um... I think... he'll mature into
    someone dependable in the future!
[23:45] Henri
    Mature? Dependable?
[23:47] Familiar
    Lovey-dovey.
[23:49] Both
    Flirty flirt.
[23:51] Henri
    I can't wait to see my
    grandchild all grown up.
[23:55] Sullivan
    Goo-goo?
[23:56] Henri
    Grandfather?!
SIGN    Grandfather!!
[23:58] Ameri
    Father?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Henri
    Ameri is acting strange.
[24:03] Henri
    This had better not be your doing, Iruma.
[24:06] Henri
    "Doing"?! I will not allow you two to date!
[24:09] Henri
    Once you hold hands,
    it's a one-way trip to marriage!
[24:11] Henri
    You'll have a child,
    and I'll become a grandfather!
[24:14] Henri
    No one said you could call me "Grandpa"!
[24:17] Henri
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:20] Henri
    "A Lovely Demoness."
[24:21] Henri
    Ameri is acting even weirder.
    Are you causing this, Iruma?!

E3 - A Lovely Demoness

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[00:01] Nar
    The demon school Babyls.
[00:03] Nar
    Six grade levels and 666 total students.
[00:12] Nar
    At this school, where many demons coexist,
[00:15] Nar
    there is a group of students who maintain
    order and monitor the other students.
[00:18] Nar
    The noble yet cruel demon elite...
[00:23] Delinquents
    Gulp!
[00:24] Nar
    They are the student coun—
[00:26] Ameri
    Good day!
[00:30] Nar
    Well, that used to be the
    student council, maybe...
[00:38] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:44] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:49] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:53] Nar
    And that is...
[00:55] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:57] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    A Lovely Demoness
[02:36] All
    "A Lovely Demoness."
[02:40] Student 1
    Did you hear about the president?
[02:42] Student 4
    But... what happened?
[02:43] Student 2
    She's totally different.
[02:45] Student 3
    And cute.
[02:46] Johnny
    So, Baraki from the Broadcast Battler didn't
    realize someone suspicious was in the PA room.
[02:52] Sunny
    If only the PA room had been locked...
[02:55] Quiche
    He felt so bad, he was ready
    to chop his own horns off.
[02:59] Johnny
    I should've gone with her.
[03:02] Iruma
    But who would do such a thing, and why?
[03:13] Smoke
    What's the matter?
[03:14] Iruma
    Oh, nothing, just...
[03:16] ---
    Everyone seems to be looking at us.
[03:18] Ameri
    Good day.
[03:18] Smoke
    Well, all things considered...
[03:20] Asmodeus
    It's true.
[03:22] Asmodeus
    I never dreamed the student
    council president would...
[03:24] ---
    Where is her usual valor?
[03:24] Clara
    Maybe she's Lady Redhair's little
    twin sister. She looks just like her!
[03:28] Asmodeus
    Of course she's not!
[03:29] Clara
    Maybe she's a triplet, then? Quadruplet?
    Quintuplet? Sextuplet? Septuplet?
[03:34] Asmodeus
    Ah, Iruma-sama! He must
    be so troubled by this!
[03:39] Asmodeus
    We haven't been able to
    go to school together,
[03:42] Asmodeus
    or have lunch together...
[03:45] Asmodeus
    But the time for me to
    be useful to him is now!
[03:48] Asmodeus
    If I don't act now, when will I?!
[03:50] Garoo
    All right, we're gonna
    start morning practice!
[03:51] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[03:59] Camuy
    My eyes have been blessed! Yes!
[04:02] Smoke
    Let's just keep an eye on her for now.
[04:04] Smoke
    The teacher said she should return to normal
    if she keeps up her usual routine.
[04:10] Iruma
    Right.
[04:11] (Flashback) Momonoki
    What's your name?
[04:13] (Flashback) Ameri
    Azazel Ameri.
[04:15] (Flashback) Momonoki
    What grade are you in?
[04:17] (Flashback) Ameri
    I'm a second-year.
[04:18] (Flashback) Momonoki
    Do you remember the fact that
    you're the student council president?
[04:21] (Flashback) Ameri
    Yes, I do remember my past self.
[04:25] (Flashback) Ameri
    I was... a bit violent.
[04:37] (Flashback) Kalego
    Her case is rather serious.
[04:39] (Flashback) Kalego
    Thankfully, her memory seems intact.
[04:42] (Flashback) Kalego
    It's probably correct to assume a
    psychological spell was cast on her.
[04:46] (Flashback) Student Council
    Right...
[04:47] (Flashback) Momonoki
    She mentioned that she was
    hit by a mysterious smoke,
[04:50] (Flashback) Momonoki
    but I've never heard of one that
    makes someone more ladylike.
[04:52] (Flashback) Iruma
    Will this be hard to break?
[04:57] (Flashback) Momonoki
    The spell is very tangled.
[04:59] (Flashback) Momonoki
    Imagine a sweater knitted by an amateur.
[05:03] (Flashback) Momonoki
    Azazel-san's usual personality,
    emotions, and memories are all
[05:07] (Flashback) ---
    being affected by the spell
    in a complicated way.
[05:10] (Flashback) Momonoki
    It'd be impossible to undo it by force,
[05:12] (Flashback) Momonoki
    but the spell itself is rather simple.
[05:15] (Flashback) Momonoki
    So as long as she follows her
    usual routine, given some time,
[05:18] (Flashback) ---
    she should return to normal.
[05:20] (Flashback) Momonoki
    We'll just have to keep an eye on her.
[05:24] (Flashback) Student Council
    Gloom...
[05:27] (Flashback) Momonoki
    Straighten up, you four!
[05:28] (Flashback) Student Council
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[05:30] (Flashback) Johnny
    We will track down the one responsible!
[05:31] (Flashback) Quiche
    And capture them!
[05:40] Quiche
    All right, let's go.
[05:41] Iruma
    Yessir!
[05:43] (Flashback) Kalego
    The student council members
    are the role models of Babyls.
[05:46] (Flashback) Kalego
    The student council president, who stands
    atop the student body, being in this state
[05:49] (Flashback) Kalego
    doesn't set a good example.
[05:51] (Flashback) Kalego
    I will consider shutting down
    the student council as an option.
[05:56] Nar
    Thus President Ameri returned to her
    daily routine while in dainty mode.
[06:01] ---
    However...
[06:04] Student Council
    Greetings!
[06:06] Ameri
    Pardon me.
[06:07] Ameri
    I brought some sweets today.
    Would you like some?
[06:16] Ameri
    Let's enjoy some tea.
[06:18] Johnny
    I want to stand... I want to work.
[06:21] Sunny
    I feel like I might break the cup.
[06:22] Quiche
    But I'm so happy...
[06:28] Nar
    A day in the life of Dainty Ameri.
[06:31] Nar
    Morning meetings.
[06:32] Smoke
    President, here's a request
    from the Disciplinary Battler.
[06:35] Ameri
    Okay.
[06:37] Ameri
    There.
[06:43] Ameri
    There.
[06:44] Sunny
    She's unbelievably slow... but so cute!
[06:48] Johnny
    We'll never be done in time, but she's cute.
[06:52] Quiche
    Man, she's cute...
[06:55] Nar
    Running.
[06:57] Ameri
    This feels so refreshing.
[06:59] Student Council
    Yeah...
[07:01] Nar
    Meeting with the teachers.
[07:04] Nar
    Patrols.
[07:06] Nar
    Carrying documents.
[07:10] Ameri
    Excuse me.
[07:13] Ameri
    Is this all right?
[07:15] Ameri
    Am I... getting in the way?
[07:19] Smoke
    No...
[07:21] Ameri
    I'm trying to do what I usually do.
[07:28] Johnny
    And you absolutely are!
[07:29] Quiche
    No problems at all, President!
[07:33] Ameri
    Oh, good.
[07:42] Iruma
    This is killing me.
[07:43] Johnny
    Don't say it out loud.
[07:45] Smoke
    The work's five times tougher than usual.
[07:47] Quiche
    Because the work that the president
    usually does is coming down to us.
[07:52] Iruma
    Even splitting it up between
    the five of us, it's so much.
[07:54] Iruma
    The president really is amazing.
[07:56] Quiche
    She's just too dependable.
[08:00] Sunny
    Now's our time to support her.
[08:03] Johnny
    Toughen up! We are the student council!
[08:07] Quiche
    We won't let things end this way!
[08:08] Smoke
    We must find the one behind this at once!
[08:11] Iruma
    Yessir!
[08:14] Iruma
    Do any of you have any
    idea who that might be?
[08:16] Quiche
    There are way too many possibilities.
[08:19] ---
    It's hard to narrow it down.
[08:22] Quiche
    It's not surprising that people
    would hate or envy her.
[08:27] Quiche
    But if there's one person
    I'd consider a top suspect...
[08:30] Iruma
    A top suspect?
[08:33] Sunny
    The door to the student
    council office is open!
[08:36] Johnny
    What is...
[08:40] Johnny
    What are you doing?!
[08:43] Ronove
    Well, hello, student
    council peasants! Peasants!
[08:46] Ronove
    Took you long enough! Enough!
[08:48] Migi; Dari
    Viva, viva, bravo, Romi-sama!
[08:51] Johnny
    Of course. It had to be you...
[08:53] Ronove
    Yes, it is I!
[08:56] Ronove
    I am Ronove Romiere!
     Romiere... Romiere... Romiere...
SIGN    THE Delight
[09:07] Ronove
    It is I!
[09:09] Ronove
    I am Ronove Romiere!
[09:11] Migi; Dari
    Viva, viva, bravo, Romi-sama!
[09:16] Iruma
    Who is that?
[09:17] Quiche
    Er, that's the top suspect
    we mentioned earlier.
[09:20] Iruma
    That's him?
[09:21] Sunny
    He's the president of the Disciplinary Battler,
    and he's been after our president's spot.
[09:26] Iruma
    What?!
[09:27] Ronove
    Hey! Let's talk about me
    a little louder, please!
[09:30] Ronove
    Ronove Romiere!
[09:33] Ronove
    My name is so fabulous,
     even I can't help but call it out!
[09:38] Migi; Dari
    Yes, Romi-sama!
[09:39] Ronove
    I've been ignored by the
    student council all this time!
[09:42] Ronove
    So now, allow me to declare loudly...
[09:45] Ronove
    We, the Babyls Disciplinary Battler,
    have come to take over the student council!
[09:50] Migi Dari
    ¡Te amo!
[09:51] Ronove
    I, Ronove Romiere, will become the new
    student council president! President!
[09:59] Student Council
    D'oh!
[10:01] Ronove
    ¡Olé!
[10:03] Ronove
    Ah, I see there's someone
    I haven't met yet
[10:07] Ronove
    Open those eyes wide
    and take a look at me!
[10:11] Ronove
    I came from a delightful castle deep
    within the Bougainvillea Forest
[10:19] Ronove
    Sole! I am the Prince of the Sun
[10:22] Ronove
    Amore!
[10:24] Ronove
    It appears, it appears,
    it appears that you have been taken
[10:30] Ronove
    By my noble and charming appearance
[10:33] Ronove
    ¡Enhorabuena!
[10:36] Ronove
    I was born to cause a scene!
[10:39] Ronove
    I was born to shine!
[10:42] Ronove
    I'll give you a fiery kiss
[10:44] Ronove
    I'm a sensational matador!
[10:46] Ronove
    Ti amo!
[10:48] Johnny
    All right, enough of that!
[10:50] Johnny
    There's the door!
[10:52] Ronove
    Yes! My name, my name, my name is!
[10:55] Johnny
    You can't be serious!
[10:56] Ronove
    Ronove, Ronove, yes, Ronove!
[11:00] Ronove
    My name, my name, my name is Ronove!
[11:04] Ronove
    It's Ronove Romiere!
[11:09] Ronove
    ¡Olé!
[11:15] Iruma
    So... what's the Disciplinary Battler?
[11:16] Johnny
    Shoo! Shoo!
[11:17] Quiche
    The self-proclaimed rivals
    of the student council.
[11:19] Migi; Dari
    Flowers for you, Romi-sama!
[11:19] Sunny
    They do similar activities
    to the student council
[11:21] Ronove
    Ah, splendid!
[11:21] Sunny
    and are nothing but a bunch of showoffs
    who want to start trouble with us.
[11:24] Johnny
    Which means...
[11:26] Johnny
    He's someone who would benefit
    from the president's downfall.
[11:29] Johnny
    Are you the one who
    went after the president?
[11:32] Ronove
    I have no idea what you're talking about!
[11:34] Ronove
    M-More importantly, unhand me...
[11:37] Migi; Dari
    Romi-sama!
[11:37] Ronove
    Such a brutal wave...
[11:41] Ronove
    A man touched me for 6.6 seconds...
    Ronove is at his limit.
[11:46] Migi; Dari
    Romi-sama! Romi-sama! Romi-sama! Romi-sama!
[11:50] Quiche
    They have a lot of their own personal rules
    like that, so they rarely step outside.
[11:55] Ronove
    Now that the president is weakened...
[11:57] Ronove
    I declare the one-on-one battle
    known as the dissolution election!
[12:02] Nar
    The dissolution election.
[12:04] Nar
    A declaration of war from a
    Battler to the student council.
[12:08] Nar
    If a number of students take issue
    with the student council,
[12:12] Nar
    they will choose a Battler
    to represent them
[12:14] Nar
    and vote for either the
    student council or that Battler.
[12:17] Nar
    The Battler that loses...
[12:20] Nar
    will immediately be dissolved.
[12:22] Nar
    Also, once declared, this one-on-one
    battle cannot be declined.
[12:27] Johnny
    This is exactly what he had planned,
[12:30] ---
    but we have no proof.
[12:31] Johnny
    Our hands are tied right now.
[12:33] Ronove
    As you can see, I've got signatures.
[12:35] Migi; Dari
    Well done, Romi-sama!
    You are the voice of the demons!
[12:39] Quiche
    They're all the Battlers we cracked down on!
[12:43] Ronove
    The reason I hadn't requested
    this duel earlier is because...
[12:47] Ronove
    Miss Azazel's authority was absolute.
[12:51] Ronove
    But now she's nothing
    more than a dainty flower.
[12:55] Ronove
    I suppose I don't mind inviting you to be
     my secretary in the new student council.
[13:03] Johnny
    How dare you?!
[13:13] Migi; Dari
    Romi-sama!
[13:13] Ronove
    A-A man touched me for 0.6 seconds!
[13:18] Ronove
    Who are you?
[13:19] Iruma
    Oh, s-sorry. B-But...
[13:23] Iruma
    I thought it was rude to touch
    a girl's hair without permission.
[13:31] Ronove
    Rude, eh?
[13:34] Ronove
    Gloom...
[13:34] Dari
    You fiend! How dare you lecture Romi-sama?!
[13:37] Migi
    That's mean!
[13:39] Ronove
    Hmph. Very well. I shall accept your malice!
[13:45] Ronove
    Just you wait!
[13:47] Ronove
    I, Ronove, Ronove, Ronove...
[13:49] Johnny
    Shut up!
[13:49] Ronove
    Ronove shall make you all retire!
[13:54] Johnny
    At least clean up your stupid flowers!
[13:56] Johnny
    The nerve...
[13:58] Iruma
    U-Um, did I do something I shouldn't have?
[14:01] Johnny
    Well said!
[14:02] Iruma
    Ow!
[14:04] Quiche
    You beat me to it, jeez.
[14:22] Sunny
    Your alarm clock sounds great.
[14:25] Iruma
    Thank you very much!
[14:27] Iruma
    Wow, Azz-kun and Clara
    contacted me so many times.
[14:31] Johnny
    By the look of things, Ronove
     is going to make his move soon.
[14:36] Quiche
    We should definitely get ready.
[14:38] Iruma
    Make his move?
[14:40] Ronove
    Hello, commoners! Commoners!
[14:50] Ronove
    It is I!
[14:56] Ronove
    Ronove Romiere! Romiere!
[15:01] Nar
    No matter the time or place, he can
     draw people's attention with Charisma.

SIGN    Charisma
[15:06] Nar
    That is Ronove Romiere's bloodline ability.
[15:13] Student One
    It's Ronove.
[15:14] Student 2
    Huh? What's going on?
[15:16] Student 3
    Is he doing something flashy again?
[15:19] Nar
    But drawing people's attention
    is all his ability does.
[15:22] Ronove
    I, the Disciplinary
    Battler president, Ronove,
[15:25] Ronove
    Ronove Romiere, have declared a
    one-on-one battle with the student council!
[15:31] Student 4
    A dissolution election?
[15:32] Student 5
    Really? A dissolution election?
[15:34] Lead
    Sounds fun. You wanna make a bet?
[15:37] Ronove
    Once I become your student council president,
[15:41] Ronove
    I will cut class days in half,
    and we will go on vacation instead!
[15:45] Ronove
    I'll have more recreational areas on
     school grounds, and there'll be no more tests!
[15:49] Ronove
    They'll all be eliminated!
[15:53] Ronove
    We'll have a juice fountain,
    a tree that grows meat, and so much fun!
[16:02] Student
    Say, Ronove.
[16:03] Ronove
    Yes, I am he.
[16:04] Student
    Can you actually do any of that?
[16:06] Ronove
    I will not make any promises!
[16:08] Students
    What?
[16:08] Ronove
    I've never made a promise!
[16:14] Student
    A-All right, then.
[16:16] Ronove
    But!
[16:17] Ronove
    But I, Ronove Romiere, will give his all
    to be the best Ronove he can be!
[16:21] Students
    The best Ronove...
[16:23] Students
    The best Ronove...
[16:24] Students
    The best Ronove...
[16:25] Ronove
    I am, I am, I am...
[16:28] Ronove
    I am willing to take a chance to see
    if any of these actually stick!
[16:31] Ronove
    I will strive to make
    Babyls as fun as it can be!
[16:33] Ronove
    Which means...
[16:35] Ronove
    I will promise you way more fun than the
    current student council ever allowed.
[16:41] Student 1
    That might be fun!
[16:43] Student 2
    I have no idea what he's talking about!
[16:45] Student 3
    He's stupid!
[16:46] Student 4
    It's sorta refreshing!
[16:48] Iruma
    He's getting everyone riled up.
[16:50] Quiche
    Well, he puts his life
    on the line to stand out.
[16:53] Smoke
    We can't lose.
[16:58] Ameri
    Um, I... I will review...
    the budget for this scho—
[17:06] Student
    Y-You've got this.
[17:07] Student
    You can do it.
[17:07] Student
    We believe in you.
[17:08] Sunny
    She's also doing her best
    to reach the students.
[17:10] Quiche
    Ro-Ro-Ro-Ronove!
[17:10] Quiche
    I'm not sure if she's
    gathering support or pity...
[17:15] Johnny
    We're definitely at a disadvantage.
[17:17] Johnny
    Demons are drawn to fun things.
[17:20] Johnny
    You are at a clear advantage if
    you can attract their interest.
SIGN    THE Delight
[17:23] Ronove
    Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Ronove!
[17:26] Girl
    But you know, we can't really rely
    on the president as she is right now.
[17:30] Guy
    She's super cute, but I don't know
    if she's fit to be the president...
[17:35] Ameri
    I'm sorry.
[17:37] Iruma
    I-It's okay!
[17:39] Iruma
    There are plenty of students who support you!
[17:41] Quiche
    Let's just do what we can for now.
[17:43] Ameri
    Okay...
[17:44] Johnny
    Let's get you new cue cards.
[17:45] Smoke
    I'll bring you something to drink!
[17:47] Iruma
    Okay. The thing I can help with is...
[17:50] Jazz
    So yesterday, Gyao had
    a hole in one of his wings.
[17:55] Jazz
    I said we should use glue to fix it,
[17:57] ---
    but the president said staples
    would work just fine.
[17:59] Jazz
    What do you think?
[18:01] Asmodeus
    What does that have to do with me?
[18:04] Jazz
    Huh? Uh...
[18:07] Jazz
    J-Just trying to have a conversation.
[18:10] Jazz
    Jeez.
[18:12] ---
    I thought we got a little closer
    after playing execution cannonball.
[18:17] Asmodeus
    Hello, Iruma-sama!
[18:19] Asmodeus
    Yes! Yes! But of course!
[18:22] Asmodeus
    Leave it to me!
[18:23] Jazz
    Damn, Iruma-kun's amazing.
SIGN    Game Battler
[18:29] Lead
    Uh... Clara-chan.
[18:31] Lead
    I know we're the Game Battler
    and you're supposed to play...
[18:36] Lead
    Hey, wait! Those cords...
[18:38] Clara
    Oh, it snapped.
[18:40] Clara
    On its own.
[18:41] Lead
    My data...
[18:45] Clara
    Hey, Fluffy-kun, what's this?
[18:47] Lead
    Oh, that's a Flatty Egg.
[18:49] Lead
    You pass it back and forth with someone,
    and when it breaks, you lose—
[18:52] ---
    Would you listen to me?!
[18:53] Lead
    You're not supposed to pull that cord!
    Don't touch that lever!
[18:56] Lead
    What's that in your mouth?!
    Spit it out right now!
[19:01] Lead
    Is this what it feels like to be a mom?
[19:03] Game Battler Pres
    You need a lot of guts to raise children.
[19:05] Lead
    The fact that Azz-Azz and Iruma-kun
    were playing with her every day is insane.
[19:12] Clara
    Aw, it's Iruma-chi!
[19:14] Iruma
    Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Thanks.
[19:19] Iruma
    Well, I managed to ask those two...
[19:23] Iruma
    I wonder if Kalego-sensei would
    get mad if I asked him for help.
[19:30] Kalego
    You fool! What do you want?!
[19:32] Kalego
    Who do you think you're summoning?!
[19:36] Iruma
    Yeah, he'd definitely get mad...
[19:42] Iruma
    A-Ameri-sa... President. Is something wrong?
[19:47] Ameri
    Um, Iruma... san.
[19:54] Ameri
    I'd like to speak with you.
[19:56] Iruma
    O...kay...
SIGN    Common Room
[20:02] Iruma
    She asked me to wait here, but...
[20:06] Iruma
    I wonder where the president went.
[20:12] Ali-San
    Isn't it obvious?
[20:14] Ali-San
    She's a girl. It takes her
    a while to get ready.
[20:17] Iruma
    Ali-san! Thank goodness.
[20:20] ---
    There's something I wanted to ask you.
[20:21] Ali-San
    Now, now, now.
[20:23] ---
    Who gave you permission to speak to me?
[20:26] Ali-San
    I'm finally able to go outside,
    and you abandoned me
[20:30] Ali-San
    just so you could go flirt
    with Little Miss President here,
[20:33] Ali-San
    didn't you, huh?
[20:34] Iruma
    I didn't... I'm sorry.
    But I've been really busy with work.
[20:39] Ali-San
    I mean, you know, I wouldn't say something
    ugly like "choose me or your work"...
[20:47] Ali-San
    But honesty is important, you know?
[20:51] Iruma
    I'm sorry I left you alone.
[20:55] Iruma
    I'd like your opinion on the spell
     that's been cast on the president.
[20:59] Iruma
    Please.
[21:01] Ali-San
    Oh, you're just hopeless without me, Li'l Iru.
[21:06] Ali-San
    As far as I can tell, the spell on
    Little Miss President is mostly undone.
[21:09] Iruma
    Huh? It is?
[21:11] Ali-San
    There's just one problem.
[21:13] Ali-San
    Spells affect every person differently.
[21:18] Ali-San
    Ice works well against
    demons who use flame magic.
[21:22] Ali-San
    Curses that are supposed to calm someone
    won't work on those who are already gloomy.
[21:26] Ali-San
    Apparently there's something inside her
    that has her affected by this spell.
[21:31] Ali-San
    That's why she can't turn back.
[21:33] Iruma
    Something inside Ameri-san?
[21:36] Ali-San
    The magical thread is
    still stuck on something!
[21:39] Ali-San
    It won't come undone without a trigger.
[21:42] Iruma
    Like what?
[21:43] Ali-San
    Uh-oh!
[21:51] Iruma
    Pres... Ameri-san! You're back to...
[21:55] Ameri
    Iruma!
[23:28] Clara
    Su-ki-ma! ...ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:32] Garoo
    Asmodeus-kun, let's have a chat!
[23:34] Asmodeus
    Let's not.
[23:37] Jazz
    Asmodeus is generally pretty cold
    to anyone who's not Iruma-kun.
[23:40] Garoo
    Iruma! I see!
[23:42] Garoo
    Hey, Azz-kun! Let's talk about Iruma-sama!
[23:44] Asmodeus
    No.
[23:48] Asmodeus
    Oh, Iruma-sama is just so Iruma-sama!
[23:50] Asmodeus
    He's just oh so Iruma-sama! He's so insanely
     Iruma-sama, he slays me every time!
[23:54] Asmodeus
    How many Iruma-samas can an Iruma-sama
    slay if an Iruma-sama keeps on slaying?
[23:56] Member
    Th-The president is turning white!
[23:57] Asomodeus
    And Iruma-sama is always
    so Iruma-sama to himself...
[23:57] Jazz
    Guess I know what not to do now.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:00] Ronove
    Hello, it is I! It is I!
[24:03] Ronove
    Who am I? Yes, it is I!
    I am me! Therefore, I am me!
[24:07] Ronove
    To be more specific, I am me! Me!
[24:09] Ronove
    Voting day is finally here!
[24:11] Ronove
    I haz come! I have arrived!
    The roses dance! I dance!
[24:14] Ronove
    I am going to be the shiniest me
    that I could ever possibly be!
[24:18] Ronove
    Next time on LOL to Demon School!
     Ronove-kun
,
[24:20] Ronove
    "The Student Council President's Gaze!"
[24:22] Ronove
    I am devi-nely too hot for this mirror!

E4 - The Student Council President's Gaze

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[00:01] (Flashback) Ameri
    I see. So I'm scary as the president...
[00:06] (Flashback) Ameri
    Pardon me...
[00:08] (Flashback) Ameri
    May I ask one of you to get me
    something so I can cover up?
[00:12] (Flashback) Ronove
    We, the Babyls Disciplinary Battler,
    have come to take over the student council!
[00:17] (Flashback) Migi Dari
    Ti amo!
[00:18] (Flashback) Student Council
    D'oh!
[00:22] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:28] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:33] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:37] Nar
    And that is...
[00:39] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:41] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    The Student Council President's Gaze
[02:20] All
    "The Student Council President's Gaze."
[02:26] Ali-San
    Apparently there's something inside her
    that has her affected by this spell."
[02:31] Ali-San
    That's why she can't turn back.
[02:33] Iruma
    Something inside Ameri-san?
[02:36] Ali-San
    The magical thread is
    still stuck on something!
[02:39] Ali-San
    It won't come undone without a trigger.
[02:42] Iruma
    Like what?
[02:44] Ali-San
    Uh-oh!
[02:51] Iruma
    Pres... Ameri-san! You're back to...
[02:56] Ameri
    Iruma!
[02:57] Ameri
    ...-san. Please don't stare
    at me for so long!
[03:02] Ameri
    This outfit is just too embarrassing!
[03:05] Iruma
    What the?!
[03:08] Iruma
    What's the matter? Why are you
    back in your original outfit?
[03:13] Ameri
    Well...
[03:15] ---
    I thought my old personality
    would return if I wore this outfit.
[03:20] Ameri
    At this rate, we're going
     to lose the election.
[03:25] Ameri
    I will cause trouble for all of you.
[03:29] Ameri
    I figured the least I could do
    would be... t-to look the part...
[03:35] Iruma
    Trouble? But you're doing your best.
[03:39] Iruma
    You're doing your duties
    for the student coun—
[03:41] Ameri
    But I'm not!
[03:44] Ameri
    I'm very aware that you've
    all been filling in for me.
[03:51] Ameri
    You're the only one I can
    tell this to, Iruma-san.
[03:56] Ameri
    I love everyone in the student council.
[04:00] Ameri
    They're so proud, so sincere,
    and they care so much about me.
[04:05] Ameri
    It made me so happy.
[04:08] Ameri
    Their precious loyalty...
    Everything they said and did was so kind.
[04:14] Ameri
    But that was all for my former self.
[04:18] Ameri
    She's the one you all admire so much.
[04:21] Iruma
    That's—
[04:22] Ameri
    That's why I'm scared!
[04:24] Ameri
    I want nothing but the best for this school,
[04:27] ---
    but I have no confidence that my current
    self can accomplish that, and I'm scared!
[04:31] Ameri
    I'm scared I'm going to fail!
[04:34] Ameri
    I'm scared that everyone's going to
    speak ill of you all because of me!
[04:38] Ameri
    I'm scared... of not living up
    to everyone's expectations...
[04:45] Ameri
    So maybe I could run away and
    give up being the president,
[04:49] Ameri
    and attend classes as a normal student.
[04:52] Ameri
    I could read books and have tea with you...
[04:54] Ameri
    I could enjoy such peaceful days.
[04:59] Ameri
    If you...
[05:01] Ameri
    If you accept me for who I am right now,
[05:05] Ameri
    I will stay by your side forever...
[05:09] Iruma
    That's an ideal, not an ambition.
[05:15] (Flashback) Ameri
    Ideals and ambitions are different.
[05:21] Iruma
    That's what you told me, President.
[05:24] Iruma
    You always worked so hard for your
    ambitions, had so much confidence,
[05:29] Iruma
    and got through any hardship
    for the sake of your ambitions.
[05:33] Iruma
    I think that's why everyone
    looks up to you so much.
[05:38] Iruma
    You should do whatever you want to do.
[05:43] Iruma
    And if you can do that
    outside of the student council,
[05:45] Iruma
    I think it's fine if you quit.
[05:48] Iruma
    After all, they all said it wasn't
    the president they were following,
[05:53] Iruma
    but you, Ameri-san.
[06:03] Ameri
    But I'm so timid right now...
[06:07] Iruma
    And that's all right!
[06:09] Ameri
    I'm clumsy and can't even give out orders.
[06:12] Iruma
    We'll back you up!
[06:16] Iruma
    It's okay. Please keep your head up.
[06:19] Iruma
    Regardless of your
    appearance and personality,
[06:22] Iruma
    chasing your dreams
    makes you a lovely lady.
[06:29] Iruma
    I-I'm so sorry for touching your face!
[06:32] Ameri
    I-I'm... I-I'm okay...
[06:40] Ameri
    Iruma-san.
[06:41] Iruma
    Yes?
[06:42] Ameri
    I'm going to give this my all.
[06:45] ---
    Will you support me?
[06:47] Iruma
    Of course!
[06:55] Nar
    And so the day of the dissolution election,
    the one-on-one, draws near.
[07:03] Asmodeus
    What in the world are you doing?
[07:05] Clara
    Hi! I'm searching!
[07:07] ---
    Iruma-chi asked me to search for the
    person who cast a spell on Lady Redhair!
[07:11] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama asked her to do that, too?
[07:14] Clara
    Also, I'm doing some
    Battler work while I'm at it.
[07:18] Clara
    I'm gonna get someone to return
    the game they borrowed, chop-chop!
[07:21] Asomodeus
    You're doing that, too?!
[07:23] Clara
    You, too?
[07:24] Asmodeus
    Yes...
[07:25] Asmodeus
    The president asked me to retrieve
    some research data that was lent out.
[07:30] Clara
    I'm looking for some weird game, too!
[07:33] Clara
    Different Personality Dating Sim:
    The Prim and Proper Arc
.
[07:36] Asmodeus
    I've been asked to look for
    matter-altering magic data...
[07:40] Asmodeus
    Prim and proper?
[07:42] Clara
    Altering magic?
[07:44] Nar
    And then...
[07:46] Nar
    The day of the battle arrived.
[07:54] Demons
    Alef! Bet! Gimel! Dalet!
[07:59] Demons
    He! Waw! Zayin!
[08:03] Demons
    Het! Tet! Yodh!
[08:07] Baraki
    The one-on-one that will determine
    our new leader is about to begin!
[08:12] Ronove
    Ti amo!
[08:18] Baraki
    I am your host, Bathin Baraki!
SIGN    Win, Ameri
SIGN    Ameri
SIGN    Ameri LOVE
[08:21] Baraki
    Who will we be leaving
    the future of Babyls to?
[08:25] Baraki
    After each candidate has said
    their piece, we will begin voting.
[08:29] Baraki
    Each candidate has three minutes.
[08:30] Migi Dari
    Ti amo!
[08:38] (Flashback) Ali-San
    The magical thread is still stuck on something!
[08:40] (Flashback) Ali-San
    It won't come undone without a trigger.
[08:44] Baraki
    We will start off with Ronove Romiere!
[08:52] Ronove
    It is I! Ronove Romiere!
[08:58] Ronove
    What I'm going to propose
    to all of you, in short, is...
[09:03] Ronove
    Pleasure.
[09:06] Ronove
    Let us turn this academy into a paradise!
[09:13] Ronove
    ¡Olé!
[09:14] Ronove
    A student should enjoy their
    studies (Yes, of course)
[09:18] Ronove
    What I'm shooting for is an
    amusement park (Paradise!)
[09:22] Ronove
    Even if they call it just a dream
    (No, no, it's just a dream)
[09:26] Ronove
    I will not give up
[09:29] Ronove
    I have never given up once in life, Ronove
     (Not even once, no, no, no, no, no, no)
[09:34] Ronove
    Romiere!
[09:36] Ronove
    Yes! My name, my name, my name is!
[09:40] Ronove
    Ronove, Ronove, yes, Ronove!
[09:44] Ronove
    My name, my name, my name is Ronove!
[09:48] Ronove
    It's Ronove Romiere!
[09:53] Ronove
    ¡Olé!
[09:57] Ronove
    Being bored is absolutely
     worthless! Worthless!
[10:00] Ronove
    Do not revere suffering! Praise fun!
[10:04] Ronove
    And now... let us frolic
    in this ideal paradise! Paradise...
[10:12] Demon
    Ronove! Ronove! Ronove!
    Ronove! Ronove! Ronove!
[10:19] Iruma
    So much cheering...
[10:21] Johnny
    Changing the president's personality
    so he can become more popular...
[10:24] Johnny
    Everything's going according
    to Ronove's plan.
[10:26] Quiche
    If only we had some proof...
[10:28] Sunny
    For now, we'll just have to
    believe in the president.
[10:32] Baraki
    Next up, we have Azazel Ameri!
[10:35] Ameri
    Yes?!
[10:40] Ameri
    I... I...
[10:43] Ameri
    want to...
[10:51] Ameri
    My voice just isn't enough...
[10:54] Ameri
    to reach them...
[10:58] (Flashback) Iruma
    Please keep your head up.
[11:14] Ameri
    Oh, this all looks so...
[11:18] Ameri
    familiar.
[11:20] Demon
    Ronove! Ronove! Ronove!
    Ronove! Ronove! Ronove!
[11:24] Ameri
    I...
[11:26] Ameri
    am weak.
[11:30] Ameri
    I can't do anything without
    the help of those around me.
[11:35] Ameri
    I am pathetic, cowardly,
    and I tried to run away.
[11:42] Ameri
    But... someone still believed in me!
[11:51] Ameri
    And what that person believed in...
[11:54] Ameri
    was my desire!
[12:04] Ameri
    What do I want to do?
[12:06] ---
    After seeing all of your
    faces here, I remember...
[12:12] Ameri
    why I still wanted the position of
    president even though I am weak.
[12:17] Ameri
    Because of the expectations around me.
[12:21] Ameri
    But more importantly...
    more than anything...
[12:25] Ameri
    Because I desired to make this
    school the best there ever was!
[12:33] Ameri
    You are all demons before you are students!
[12:36] Ameri
    And demons are made of desire!
[12:40] Ameri
    Do not settle for the pleasure given to you!
[12:42] Ameri
    Be proud of your desires!
[12:48] Ameri
    What is your desire?
[12:52] Demon 1
    Desire...
[12:54] Demon 2
    My...
[12:55] Demon 3
    My desire...
[12:57] Demon 4
    Desire...
[12:58] Ameri
    Is it within your reach right now?
[13:03] Ameri
    If it is not, then find
    out how to attain it!
[13:07] Ameri
    Babyls is a place to nurture
    a demon's aspirations!
[13:16] Ameri
    So if you want to grasp your desires
    with your own hands...
[13:24] Ameri
    Shut up and follow me to
    see my ambition through!
[13:29] Demon
    It's President Ameri!
[13:30] Demon
    Our president is back!
[13:34] Demon
    I'll follow you forever!
[13:35] Demon
    President Ameri!
[13:37] Demon
    Hooray for desires!
[13:39] Eiko
    President!
[13:40] Gaako
    Eiko!
[13:41] Demons
    Ameri! Ameri! Ameri! Ameri! Ameri! Ameri!
[13:47] Ameri
    It appears as though the fog
    in my head has cleared.
[13:51] Ameri
    Am I back to normal?
[13:53] Student Council
    President!
[13:55] Ameri
    Everyone's crying... This is rare.
[13:59] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro...
[14:00] Migi Dari
    Romi-sama! Romi-sama!
[14:02] Ameri
    I feel like I'm about to lose heart.
[14:05] Ameri
    But I must apologize to my precious
    student body for all the trouble I caused,
[14:10] Ameri
    and tell them I'll—
[14:16] Ameri
    Oh, wait...
[14:19] Ameri
    Am I supposed to realize it like this,
[14:21] Ameri
    at such an important time?
[14:25] Ameri
    All my thanks, my apologies,
    my touch and my laughter...
[14:31] Ameri
    I want you to be the first
    to receive all of them.
[14:35] Ameri
    Iruma...
[14:38] Ameri
    It seems I'm in love with you.
SIGN    THE Charisma
[14:53] Johnny
    Our president had a landslide
    victory in this election.
[14:57] Johnny
    I hope you're prepared, Ronove.
[14:59] Ronove
    Rono... Rononono...
[15:02] Ronove
    I will dissolve my Battler, of course.
[15:04] Ronove
    Ronove is crushed... Ronononono...
[15:08] Johnny
    That's not what I'm talking about!
    I meant the spell you cast on the president!
[15:11] Johnny
    How dare you?!
[15:13] Ronove
    Rororo... What are you talking about?
[15:15] Ronove
    I would never do anything
    that's not flashy...
[15:18] Johnny
    Why, you little—
[15:20] Iruma
    Excuse me, everyone. We caught the culprit.
[15:23] Clara
    We sure did!
[15:24] Student Council
    What?!
[15:26] Clara
    Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!
[15:31] Smoke
    You're the second-year...
[15:35] Asmodeus
    Second-year Eligoth Schenell.
[15:37] ---
    He borrowed things from
    the New Magic Battler...
[15:39] Clara
    ...and the Game Battler!
[15:40] Asmodeus
    And we apprehended him while he was
    creating his original perfume with them.
[15:48] (Flashback) Eligoth
    Everything went perfectly!
[15:51] (Flashback) Eligoth
    I need to make the next batch of
    perfume before this one wears off!
[15:55] (Flashback) Clara
    What kind of perfume?
[15:57] (Flashback) Eligoth
    Why, one to make President Ameri ladylike—
[16:00] (Flashback) Eligoth
    Huh?!
[16:02] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    You can tell us the rest
    in detail somewhere else.
[16:05] (Flashback) Clara
    And give me back the game, you jerk.
[16:08] Sunny
    So it was you...
[16:09] Ronove
    Can you apologize to me first, Rororo?
[16:12] Johnny
    How dare you plot to bring
    about the president's downfall?!
[16:17] Eligoth
    Downfall?
[16:20] Eligoth
    You fool.
[16:22] ---
    My goal was not the president's downfall.
[16:26] Eligoth
    It is something far grander...
    Yes! My ambition...
[16:32] Eligoth
    is to burn the vision of a ladylike
    President Ameri into my eyes!
[16:41] Quiche
    Schenell is one of the president's groupies?!
[16:44] (Flashback) Eligoth
    President for life!
[16:47] Eligoth
    I admired the president for a long time.
[16:50] Eligoth
    She was always so bold and confident...
[16:54] Eligoth
    So I wanted to see the rare dainty and
    ladylike version of the president, as well...
[16:59] Eligoth
    And the want became a need!
[17:01] ---
    I merely did my duty as the
    president of her fan club!
[17:06] Eligoth
    Er...
[17:08] Ameri
    Very well, then.
[17:10] Ameri
    If you want to admire me that much,
[17:12] Ameri
    let me lead you to a VIP seat.
[17:15] Ameri
    Give him the "student council
    duties times 50" course!
[17:18] Sunny And Smoke
    Yessir!
[17:19] Eligoth
    No!
[17:23] Ameri
    You have my humble gratitude
    for everything you've done.
[17:26] Asmodeus
    I'm honored that we were
    able to be of service to you.
[17:28] Clara
    It was nothing!
[17:29] Ameri
    Now, as for what to do with Ronove...
[17:32] Ronove
    Ro?
[17:33] Ameri
    Why not join the student council?
[17:35] Ronove
    Nove?
[17:36] Ronove
    Say what?!
[17:38] Ameri
    I must say I quite enjoyed being
    pushed to the brink like that.
[17:42] Ronove
    Will people pay attention to me?
[17:43] Ameri
    The work will be difficult,
[17:45] Ameri
    but if you do well, I'll let you
    do the more elegant duties.
[17:48] Ronove
    Very well!
[17:49] Migi Dari
    Romi-sama!
[17:51] Johnny And Quiche
    What?!
[17:52] Ronove
    Don't blame me if I end up taking over.
[17:54] Ameri
    That's the spirit.
[17:56] Iruma
    Thanks, you two!
[17:58] Ameri
    Iruma.
[17:59] Iruma
    Yessir!
[18:02] Ameri
    Choose.
[18:04] Ameri
    You have passed your training
    with flying colors.
[18:07] Ameri
    You are free to reinstate
    the Magical Apparatus Battler,
[18:11] Ameri
    but the student council would like
    to officially welcome you.
[18:16] Ameri
    Will you stay?
[18:19] Iruma
    No.
[18:21] Iruma
    The student council trained my body and soul.
[18:25] Iruma
    I had so many priceless
    experiences and so much fun.
[18:28] Iruma
    That's why
[18:30] Iruma
    I don't want to just go along with
    the student council's ambitions.
[18:35] Iruma
    I want to work toward my own ambition.
[18:39] Iruma
    And...
[18:41] Iruma
    someone else might come back to our Battler.
[18:48] Ameri
    I see.
[18:49] Ameri
    I must say, that probably suits you better.
[18:53] Ameri
    I permit the Magical Apparatus Battler
    to resume their activities!
[18:57] Asmodeus
    We did it, Iruma-sama!
    We can finally go back to our own Battler!
[19:01] ---
    Yeah.
[19:02] Clara
    Yay, yay! We're together again!
[19:05] Smoke
    Let's all take a photo together.
[19:07] Ronove
    I get to be up front! Ronove!
[19:08] Ronove
    Hey! Sit down already!
[19:10] Migi Dari
    Bravo!
[19:10] Migi Dari
    You're just a rotten scoundrel!
[19:12] Narration
    Thus their time in different
    Battlers came to an end,
[19:15] Narration
    and the new student council
    was also on the right track.
[19:19] Student 1
    President.
[19:20] Student 2
    Good morning!
[19:22] Ameri
    Good morning. The buttons
    on your uniform are off.
[19:26] Student E
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[19:27] Ameri
    You're slouching! Stand up straight!
[19:29] Student F
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:30] ---
    That's how our president should be!
[19:31] ---
    So cool!
[19:33] Student 3
    You're lovely!
[19:34] Student Council
    Good morning, President!
[19:36] Ameri
    Louder!
[19:37] Student Council
    Good morning!
[19:40] Iruma
    When I went back home
    from the dorms yesterday,
[19:42] Iruma
    my grandpa and Opera had
    a welcome-back party for me.
[19:46] Iruma
    I ate way too much.
[19:48] Ameri
    Sounds like you've been slacking.
    Would you like to run with us again?
[19:51] Iruma
    Oh, that's all right!
[19:53] Iruma
    I haven't been slacking!
[19:56] Iruma
    How's everyone in the student council doing?
[19:58] Ameri
    They're working as hard as ever.
[20:00] ---
    They're a bit lonely now that you're gone.
[20:04] Iruma
    Huh? Really?
[20:07] Iruma
    How are you, Ameri-san?
[20:08] Ameri
    I'm fine. Things are going as usual.
[20:11] Iruma
    I'm glad you seem to be well.
[20:13] Iruma
    Well, I'll see you at our
    next reading session.
[20:13] Iruma
    Well, I'll see you at our
    next reading session.
[20:17] Ali-San
    So they all lived happily ever after!
[20:19] Iruma
    Ali-san!
[20:20] Ali-San
    After being up on that podium,
[20:23] ---
    she remembered when her
    heart wanted only one thing.
[20:27] Ali-San
    That finally released the last thread.
[20:30] Ali-San
    Your girlfriend's quite
    the superstar, Li'l Iru!
[20:33] Iruma
    Girl— Sh-She's not!
[20:35] Ali-San
    Is it the weirdo girl, then?
[20:37] Iruma
    It's not like that!
[20:38] Iruma
    Would you just stop?
[20:40] Ali-San
    Yeah, I guess you don't see them that way.
[20:43] Iruma
    M-More importantly, if what
    changed her back was the scenery...
[20:46] Ali-San
    Wow, he changed the subject.
[20:49] Iruma
    I wonder what in her heart
    was holding on to the spell.
[20:53] Ali-San
    It could be that she just
    wanted to stay cute.
[20:57] Iruma
    Huh?
[20:58] Ali-San
    Maybe she wanted you to think she was cute.
[21:01] Iruma
    That can't be it! Jeez!
[21:07] Ameri
    I was so nervous!
[21:10] Ameri
    W-Was I able to talk
    to him like I usually do?
[21:13] Ameri
    My face might've been red!
[21:15] Ameri
    Thank goodness it was just the phone!
[21:16] Ameri
    No, wait! Did he hear it in my voice?
[21:18] Ameri
    Oh, no... Is this what they call love?
[21:23] Ameri
    I try to look at his face,
    and he dazzles me!
[21:25] Ameri
    Just standing next to him distracts me,
[21:26] Ameri
    and he's cute and hot and argh,
    I have no idea what's going on!
[21:32] Ameri
    I guess I am quite bold.
    Why can't I be cuter?
[21:38] Ameri
    No.
[21:39] (Flashback) Iruma
    Regardless of your appearance,
    you're a lovely lady.
[21:43] Ameri
    This is how it should be.
[21:47] Ameri
    Now I have another ambition.
[21:50] Ameri
    I hope Iruma is prepared,
[21:53] Ameri
    because I fully devote myself to my ambitions.
[23:32] Clara
    Su-Ki-Ma, it is!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:36] Eiko
    Hello. It's me, Eiko.
[23:38] Eiko
    Is there something wrong with me?
[23:40] Gaako
    That's very likely...
[23:42] Eiko
    The kind Iruma-san! The cool
    president! The cute president!
[23:46] Eiko
    Who is it that your heart desires,
    Eiko? I just can't decide!
[23:50] Eiko
    I like them both!
[23:52] Gaako
    Eiko!
[23:55] Nar
    Thus Eiko plunged in even deeper.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:02] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is contacting me.
[24:04] Asmodeus
    What?! "I'm having a party
    tonight. Can you come?"
[24:07] Asmodeus
    O-Of course, I'll be right there!
[24:09] Asmodeus
    Even if some magic creature
    were to stand in my way!
[24:11] Asmodeus
    Even if the fish I hate so much
    were to surround me!
[24:13] Asmodeus
    I will overcome any obstacle and
     absolutely, positively risk my life to be there!
[24:19] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:20] Asmodeus
    "Invite Your Friends." My heart
    is just so devi-excited and happy!

E5 - Invite Your Friends!

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[00:02] Iruma
    Grandpa, Opera-san! I'm hom—
[00:04] Sullivan
    Welcome home, Iruma-kun!
[00:07] Opera
    Welcome home, Iruma-sama.
[00:08] Sullivan
    Oh, I just missed you so much! So much!
[00:09] Iruma
    Th-Thanks...
SIGN    Iruma-kun's Welcome Home Party!!
[00:12] Iruma
    Wait, we're having another party?
[00:16] Nar
    The first day Iruma came home.
[00:18] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Great job with your student council work!
[00:21] Nar
    The second day Iruma came home.
[00:22] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[00:23] Nar
    The third day Iruma came home.
[00:24] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun! Iruma-kun!
[00:26] Iruma
    It's been like this every day for a week.
[00:28] Sullivan
    Well...
[00:29] Sullivan
    I'm just so happy you came home
    from the student council!
[00:35] Sullivan
    But your last welcome home
    party was yesterday.
SIGN    Iruma-kun's Welcome Home Party!!
[00:38] Iruma
    Huh? What's this, then?
SIGN    Iruma-kun's Welcome Home Party!!
[00:40] Sullivan
    It's your welcome home party's after-party!
SIGN    Iruma-kun's Welcome Home Party!!
    After-party!
[00:44] Iruma
    So it's an after-party...
[00:46] Sullivan
    Yup. While we're at it,
    invite some people over.
[00:50] Iruma
    Huh? Who?
[00:51] Sullivan
    Why, your friends, of course.
[00:55] Iruma
    Okay!
[00:58] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[01:04] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[01:09] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[01:13] Nar
    And that is...
[01:15] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[01:17] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Invite Your Friends!
[02:56] All
    "Invite Your Friends!"
[03:00] Iruma
    I know he said I could invite them, but...
[03:04] Iruma
    My whole life, I've never invited friends...
[03:06] Iruma
    Scratch that. I've never
    invited
anyone over to my house.
[03:11] Iruma
    I'm so nervous.
[03:13] Iruma
    Okay.
[03:16] Iruma
    Azz-kun, Clara.
[03:18] Iruma
    Grandpa is holding a party
    for me. Can you come over?
[03:22] Iruma
    It's probably too sudden, huh?
[03:25] Iruma
    Whew. I wonder if Azz-kun
    and Clara will come.
[03:29] Iruma
    This is pretty sudden.
[03:36] Ali-San
    Li'l Iru!
[03:39] Iruma
    Oh, no! I-I sent it!
[03:41] Iruma
    Don't just show up out of nowhere
    and scare me like that, Ali-san!
[03:44] Ali-San
    Well, you typed it so you could send it.
[03:46] Ali-San
    What's the problem?
[03:48] Iruma
    Oh, it's from Azz-kun.
    He said he's coming right over.
[03:53] Iruma
    And Clara, too.
[03:53] Iruma
    "Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
    chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga..."
[03:57] Iruma
    So... building steam?
[03:59] Ali-San
    That's great, Li'l Iru.
    Looks like they're both coming.
[04:02] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[04:11] Ali-San
    Jeez, will you calm down?
[04:13] Iruma
    But I've never had friends come over.
[04:16] Ali-San
    Maybe you should clean.
[04:20] Ali-San
    Iruma-chi, your room is so dusty!
    I'm so disappointed!
[04:23] Ali-San
    You're going to disappoint your girlfriend.
[04:25] Iruma
    G-Girlfriend? It's not like that!
    And Azz-kun is coming, too...
[04:32] Iruma
    But I guess I should clean.
[04:37] Iruma
    Wow, it's so powerful!
[04:38] Ali-San
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
    You look so domesticated.
[04:42] Iruma
    Would you stop?
[04:46] Ali-San
    Sounds like they're here.
[04:49] Asmodeus
    Thank you for inviting me to your home.
[04:51] Clara
    Fanks!
[04:53] Iruma
    H-Hey.
[04:54] Asmodeus
    Er, my mother wanted me
    to give you her regards.
[04:58] Clara
    Mommy, U-chan, Keebow, Konchie, Sin Sin,
    and Ran Ran all say hi, Iruma-chi.
[05:04] All
    Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
[05:06] Asmodeus
    Oh. This is but a humble offering,
     but please take it.
[05:10] Clara
    This is a humungo offering!
    Let's go, demango!
[05:17] Clara
    Freshly picked from Hubbub Forest.
[05:19] Clara
    Pichi-pichi! Kito-kito! Ngo-ngo!
[05:22] Iruma
    Th-Thanks...
[05:24] Iruma
    Come in, you two.
[05:26] Asmodeus
    Thank you kindly.
[05:26] Clara
    Thanks!
[05:30] Sullivan
    Once again, well done on your work
    with the student council.
[05:34] Sullivan
    And...
[05:35] Sullivan
    Welcome home, Iruma-kun!
[05:39] Asmodeus
    You did splendidly.
[05:41] Clara
    Welcome home, Iruma-chi!
[05:42] Opera
    We're grateful you came home safely.
[05:45] Iruma
    Th-Thanks, everyone.
[05:47] Sullivan
    Okay, eat up, eat up!
[05:50] Sullivan
    That goes for you two as well,
    Asmodeus-kun and Valac-kun!
[05:52] Clara
    Thanks for the noms!
[05:52] Asmodeus
    Yes, thank you.
[05:56] Iruma
    Let's dig in!
[06:05] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama was kind enough
    to invite me to this banquet.
[06:08] Asmodeus
    I cannot be rude!
[06:10] Asmodeus
    Of course, my etiquette is perfect...
[06:14] Asmodeus
    What are you doing?
[06:15] Clara
    If you mix this all up, it's super yummy.
[06:18] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[06:23] Iruma
    I'm so full!
[06:25] Asmodeus
    Yes, thank you for the wonderful meal.
[06:27] Clara
    Those rolly-rolly whatsits
    were so crispy and yummy.
[06:30] Asmodeus
    You and your moronic names!
    Just call them spring rolls!
[06:34] Opera
    Everyone.
[06:35] ---
    Why don't we do something to aid
    our digestion before our dessert?
[06:40] Opera
    We have purchased a new gaming console,
    so let's all play together.
[06:44] Iruma
    I wonder what kind of game it is.
SIGN    Devil Dance Liberation
[06:47] Iruma
    Hey! It's Devil Dance Liberation!
[06:51] Asmodeus
    Is this a dancing game?
[06:53] Clara
    Let's dance!
[06:55] Assi
    Hey, guys! Are you devi'n ready?
[06:58] Assi
    Let's get started!
[07:02] Assi
    Blammo!
[07:05] Iruma
    Wow! Is this some kind of 3D projection?
[07:08] Opera
    Well, it is the latest tech.
[07:09] Assi
    You think you're devi to my level?
[07:12] Assi
    Let's see if you can keep up!
[07:15] Assi
    I'll judge your performances!
[07:17] Assi
    You better be grateful!
[07:19] Asmodeus
    He's rather confrontational.
[07:21] Asmodeus
    Shall I reduce him to ashes?
[07:22] Iruma
    D-Don't, Azz-kun! It's just a game,
    okay? It's just a game.
[07:26] Asmodeus
    Very well.
[07:27] Assi
    Let's go, everybody!
[07:29] Assi
    One, two... One, two, three, four!
[07:48] Sullivan
    Heave-ho... Heave-ho...
[07:57] Assi
    Whoo! That was devi'n awesome!
[08:00] Assi
    Now, let's see those scores!
SIGN    Last Place 6 points
[08:04] Sullivan
    Aw, last place?
[08:07] Iruma
    Aw, I did my best.
SIGN    4th Place 666 points
[08:10] Clara
    Sweet. I win.
SIGN    3rd Place 666660 points
[08:11] Asmodeus
    You're in third place, you fool!
SIGN    2nd Place 666666 points
[08:14] Asmodeus
    As to be expected.
SIGN    1st Place 66666666 points
[08:20] Clara
    Way to go, Pera-sama. You're devi'n lit.
[08:21] Iruma
    You're amazing, Opera-san!
[08:22] Asmodeus
    You are clearly unmatched.
[08:24] Opera
    It's not such a big deal.
[08:26] Assi
    You all did a devi'n good job.
[08:28] Asmodeus
    I'm not sure how I feel, though,
    only beating Valac by 6 points.
[08:33] Clara
    Meerkat 6 points! Monkey 6 points!
[08:35] Asmodeus
    You mean a "mere 6 points"!
[08:35] Clara
    I'll win next time!
[08:37] Iruma
    You're all so amazing.
    That was a great workout.
[08:39] Asmodeus
    You did splendidly yourself, Iruma-sama!
[08:41] Assi
    Dangerous ladies and gentlemen!
[08:43] Assi
    Till next time!
[08:45] Assi
    See ya!
[08:50] Sullivan
    What a miserable last place.
[08:52] Sullivan
    This wouldn't have happened
    with classical dancing!
[08:54] Sullivan
    I'm so upset!
[08:55] Opera
    Now, let us enjoy some dessert.
[08:57] Clara
    Dessert! Dessert!
[08:59] Sullivan
    At this rate, my reputation as grandpa
    and chair-demon are compromised.
[09:03] Sullivan
    I have to show my grandson who finally came
    home and my students how amazing I am.
[09:08] Clara
    Dessert! Dessert!
[09:10] Sullivan
    Hold on a minute!
[09:11] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, I think we need to aid our
    digestion just a little more before dessert!
[09:17] Iruma
    Huh? Actually, I feel fine...
[09:19] Sullivan
    Let us play Dark Parade!
[09:23] Iruma
    D-Dark Parade?
SIGN    Dark Parade!
[09:34] Asmodeus
    In Dark Parade, we go to dark,
    uninhabited places like this
[09:40] Asmodeus
    and wander around aimlessly.
[09:42] Iruma
    Ah, it's like a test of courage
    we do in the human world.
[09:46] Iruma
    I never knew this place
    existed in our basement.
[09:52] Iruma
    Grandpa is trying so hard.
[09:55] Asmodeus
    Isn't this exciting, Iruma-sama?
[09:58] Asmodeus
    I wonder what lies deep in
    the depths of this mansion.
[10:01] Iruma
    I'm honestly not sure myself.
[10:02] Clara
    I wonder what we'll find.
    I wonder what we'll find.
[10:05] Iruma
    Wow. This place is huge.
[10:08] Asmodeus
    As to be expected of the chair-demon's home.
[10:10] Opera
    What do you intend to do?
[10:12] Sullivan
    Hm?
[10:13] Opera
    This mansion has no tricks or traps.
[10:16] Opera
    Even if we go all the way to
    the bottom, only a closet awaits.
[10:21] Sullivan
    Don't you worry. I've thought this all out.
[10:24] Sullivan
    There's something that'll make me look
    amazingly cool to Iruma-kun and the others.
[10:30] Clara
    Hey, there's like, zip, zilch, nada,
    not even a water flea down here.
[10:36] Iruma
    Er, Grandpa?
[10:37] Sullivan
    Shh!
[10:38] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:42] Sullivan
    I sense something there.
[10:44] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:45] Clara
    Ooh, what is it? Where is it?
[10:46] Asmodeus
    I don't sense anything...
[10:48] Sullivan
    All of you, wait here.
[10:50] Sullivan
    I'll go check it out.
[10:52] Clara
    Okay!
[10:52] Iruma
    Grandpa?
[10:53] Sullivan
    Just wait right there!
[10:58] Iruma
    Grandpa...
[10:59] Clara
    Ye...?
[11:04] Iruma
    Grandpa!
SIGN    Sure
[11:16] Sullivan
    So you've shown yourself.
[11:18] Iruma
    G-Grandpa!
[11:20] Sullivan
    Everyone, stay back!
[11:21] Iruma
    But—
[11:22] Sullivan
    Stay back!
[11:23] Sullivan
    Yes. This is my pet magic beast.
[11:28] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Okay, let's do this like we planned.
[11:30] (Flashback) Beast
    Neigh?
[11:31] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Just pretend you're fighting me
    and then run away whenever.
[11:35] (Flashback) Beast
    Grr, neigh.
[11:36] Sullivan
    I'm going to show Iruma-kun and his friends
    how amazing I am and gain their respect.
[11:41] Sullivan
    My plan is perfect!
[11:43] Opera
    Your farce is perfect, sir.
[11:46] Sullivan
    Great Grandfather Atta—
[11:49] Asmodeus
    Sir...
[11:50] Clara
    Leave this to me!
[11:51] Sullivan
    Huh?
[11:53] Asmodeus
    Gorgon Snake!
[11:59] Clara
    S-S-S-Summon!
[12:03] Falfal
    Fal.
[12:04] Clara
    Falfal!
[12:07] Asmodeus
    Go!
[12:13] Clara
    Heya.
[12:26] Asmodeus
    Weakling.
[12:28] Falfal
    Fal.
[12:29] Clara
    Yup.
[12:30] ---
    Fal.
[12:31] Asmodeus
    What in the world are you two doing?!
[12:33] Asmodeus
    Are you all right, Iruma-sama?
[12:35] Iruma
    Yeah! You were great, Azz-kun.
[12:37] Sullivan
    U-Um... But my plan...
[12:44] Sullivan
    O-Opera...
[12:47] Sullivan
    Hey!
[12:48] Sullivan
    My gloomy face!
[12:50] Opera
    There.
[12:51] Sullivan
    Delete that! Please, delete that!
[12:52] Iruma
    Hey, Grandpa. Let's keep going.
[12:55] Sullivan
    Huh?
[12:56] Iruma
    Let's continue this Dark Parade.
[12:58] Iruma
    We're going all the way to the end, right?
[13:00] Sullivan
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[13:03] Clara
    Let's a-go-gone!
[13:08] Iruma
    I wonder if this is the end.
[13:10] Asmodeus
    Let's find out, Iruma-sama.
[13:17] Iruma
    Wow! I wonder what's down here.
[13:20] Asmodeus
    It seems rather ancient.
[13:22] Clara
    Maybe we'll find a treasure chest!
[13:25] Iruma
    A treasure chest, huh? That would be fun.
[13:28] Sullivan
    Wh-What should I do?
    This is just a closet...
[13:31] Sullivan
    All you'll find here are albums filled
    with my adorable childhood pictures.
[13:35] Sullivan
    As it stands, we just took a really long walk.
[13:39] Sullivan
    My reputation is going down the drain!
[13:41] Sullivan
    Opera, can't you do something?
[13:44] Sullivan
    Please, please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please, please, please.
[13:46] Opera
    Oh, very well.
[13:48] Sullivan
    Opera!
[13:50] Opera
    You owe me one, sir.
[13:50] Sullivan
    You're so kind.
[13:53] Iruma
    I think this is the end.
[13:56] Clara
    Hey, where's the treasure chest?
[14:03] Iruma
    Wha— Whoa!
[14:11] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[14:12] Asmodeus
    Gorgon Snake!
[14:18] Clara
    Whut?! It didn't work!
[14:21] Asmodeus
    B-But how? Does fire not work against it?
[14:25] Sullivan
    What's going on?
[14:31] Sullivan
    It's a projection from the game!
[14:32] ---
    That's why Asmodeus-kun's
    attack didn't work!
[14:36] Opera
    Now, sir.
[14:37] Sullivan
    Got it!
[14:39] Asmodeus
    How do we...
[14:41] Sullivan
    Sorry to keep you kids waiting.
[14:44] Sullivan
    I'm afraid you're no match for that thing.
[14:52] Sullivan
    You will not lay a finger or fang
     on my grandson and his friends.
[14:58] Sullivan
    You'll have to tread over
    my dead body to get to them!
[15:02] Iruma
    Grandpa!
[15:03] Asmodeus
    Sir!
[15:04] Clara
    Sweet!
[15:05] Sullivan
    Great...
[15:08] Iruma
    Grandpa!
[15:09] Sullivan
    Greatest Grandfather...
[15:11] Sullivan
    Attack!
[15:23] Sullivan
    Are you all right?
[15:25] Iruma
    Grandpa!
[15:26] Asmodeus
    That was superb, sir!
[15:27] Clara
    Devi'n cool!
[15:29] Opera
    Oh? I wonder what that is.
[15:33] Iruma; Clara; Asmodeus
    A treasure chest?!
[15:34] Sullivan
    What?!
[15:35] Iruma
    Wow, there really was a treasure chest.
[15:38] Asmodeus
    I wonder if that magic
    beast happened to drop it.
[15:41] Clara
    Hurry up and open it, Iruma-chi!
[15:43] Iruma
    Sure. You ready? Here we go.
[15:46] Iruma
    There!
[15:48] Iruma
    Hey, these are the fruits and
    demango you two brought!
[15:52] Clara
    Yeah!
[15:54] Sullivan
    You did all that?
[15:55] Opera
    Indeed.
[15:56] Sullivan
    Well done, Opera.
[15:58] Sullivan
    Ahem.
[15:59] ---
    That's the prize you get for making it to
    the deepest depths of the Dark Parade.
[16:03] Clara
    Dessert! Dessert!
[16:04] Iruma
    Thanks!
[16:05] Sullivan
    Oh, gosh!
[16:07] Iruma
    Opera-san!
[16:09] Iruma
    You must've prepared this for us, Opera-san!
[16:10] Asmodeus
    I see. The magic beast also must've
     been one of your tricks, then.
[16:15] Clara
    Way to go, Pera-sama!
[16:17] Iruma
    Yeah! That was so much fun!
[16:21] Opera
    Oh, it was nothing.
[16:22] Clara
    You're so cool!
[16:23] Sullivan
    No! But... But I...
[16:27] Sullivan
    ...did absolutely nothing yet again!
[16:34] Asmodeus
    It's very sweet.
[16:36] Clara
    Happy times!
[16:38] Sullivan
    This isn't fair, Opera. Not at all.
[16:40] Opera
    Now, now.
[16:43] Clara
    Seconds, please!
[16:44] Asmodeus
    You've had more than enough!
[16:46] Clara
    What about you, Iruma-chi?
[16:48] Clara
    Iruma-chi?
[16:49] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[16:50] Iruma
    Um, Azz-kun, Clara...
[16:53] ---
    You two have to go home soon, right?
[16:56] Asmodeus
    W-Well, yes, I suppose...
[16:58] Iruma
    Well, I was wondering...
[17:02] Iruma
    Maybe you could hang out for a bit longer?
[17:06] Asmodeus
    I'd love to!
[17:07] Clara
    To!
[17:11] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, this is your...
[17:16] Iruma
    They came to my room!
[17:18] Iruma
    B-But what exactly do you do
    when hanging out with friends?
[17:24] Asmodeus
    It's so beautiful!
    Not a single speck of dust!
[17:27] Iruma
    Thank goodness I cleaned!
[17:30] Asmodeus
    This must be the alarm
    clock you use, Iruma-sama!
[17:34] Iruma
    Oh, yeah! It was a gift from my grandpa.
[17:37] Asmodeus
    I, Asmodeus Alice,
[17:39] ---
    shall procure the same alarm clock and
    wake up at the exact same time as you!
[17:45] Iruma
    You really don't have to, okay?
[17:47] Clara
    Boingy! Boingy! So fluffy! Floofy!
[17:51] Asmodeus
    You fool! That bed is not a
    trampoline! Get down at once!
[17:55] Clara
    Come on, Iruma-chi, Azz-Azz! Join me!
[17:57] Iruma
    S-Sure!
[17:59] Iruma
    Whee!
[18:00] Iruma
    Come on, Azz-kun!
[18:02] Asmodeus
    If you insist, Iruma-sama!
[18:08] Iruma
    I see. This is what it's like
    to hang out with friends.
[18:13] Iruma
    I don't need to think too hard about it.
[18:15] Iruma
    Just being with them
    and having fun with them...
[18:19] Iruma
    That's all that matters.
[18:27] Iruma
    Are you sure I don't need
    to take you two home?
[18:29] Iruma
    We can take Grandpa's carriage...
[18:31] Asmodeus
    Have no fear. David is here to fetch me.
[18:36] Clara
    And for me...
[18:38] Mommy
    Clara!
[18:39] Keebow And Konchie
    Nee-chan!
[18:40] Sin Sin; Ran Ran
    Nee-nee!
[18:43] Clara
    Mommy, Keebow, Konchie, Sin Sin,
    and Ran Ran are here to get me!
[18:48] Clara
    I'll be okay!
[18:49] Iruma
    I see.
[18:49] Asmodeus
    We will take our leave now, Iruma-sama.
[18:52] Clara
    Bye-bye! See you tomorrow!
[18:58] Iruma
    H-Hey!
[19:01] Iruma
    Come over again sometime, okay?
[19:04] Asmodeus
    Of course!
[19:04] Clara
    Yeah!
[19:12] Iruma
    Grandpa, Opera-san.
[19:16] Iruma
    I had so much fun today because of you two!
[19:20] Iruma
    Thank you so much for letting
    me invite my friends over!
[19:28] Iruma
    Goodnight!
[19:31] Sullivan
    I-Iruma-kun...
[19:33] Opera
    Good for you, sir.
[19:35] Sullivan
    Yes, yes. Iruma-kun is such
    an honest and good boy.
[19:39] Sullivan
    I'm so blessed to have
    such a wonderful grandson.
[19:44] Sullilvan
    Oh, I'm sorry. That must have hurt.
[19:54] Ali-San
    Well, you seemed to have fun.
[19:57] Iruma
    Yeah, I did.
[19:58] Iruma
    I had so much going on that
    I haven't had time to relax at home,
[20:02] Iruma
    so this was great.
[20:04] Ali-San
    Yeah, a lot did happen.
[20:06] Ali-San
    But being a dem-dol, being part of the
    student council, and that election
[20:10] Ali-San
    were all great experiences, weren't they?
[20:13] Iruma
    Yeah, I guess.
[20:15] Iruma
    But I wasn't able to figure out why
    Ameri-san's personality changed.
[20:20] Iruma
    And there's the whole evil cycle thing.
[20:23] Iruma
    I guess I have a lot more to learn
    about everyone and demons in general.
[20:29] Iruma
    So I'm going to learn... even more about...
[20:35] Ali-San
    Oh, dear.
[20:37] ---
    I guess Li'l Iru's been considering
     all of this on his own.
[20:40] Ali-San
    I guess I'll give him a little nudge!
[20:48] Ali-San
    The evil cycle or the personality
    change... Which should I...
[20:53] Ali-San
    Let's just do both at once!
[20:55] Ali-San
    Turn into a bad boy, turn into a bad boy...
[21:00] Ali-San
    Turn into a bad boy...
    Turn into a bad boy...
[21:08] Sullivan
    Last night sure was fun!
[21:12] Sullivan
    Berobuppigaa zabagerrogero.
[21:16] Sullivan
    Good morning, Iruma-kun!
[21:16] Opera
    Good morning, Iruma-sama.
[21:19] Sullivan
    It's time for breakfast!
[21:21] Sullivan
    It's a beautiful day out there!
    Do you want to go for a walk?
[21:24] Evil Iruma
    ...loud.
[21:25] Sullivan
    Huh?
[21:26] Sullivan
    Shock...
[21:30] Evil Iruma
    I said,
[21:32] Evil Iruma
    it's the butt-crack of dawn
    and you're so damn loud,
[21:34] Evil Iruma
    you old geezer.
[21:40] Nar
    Sullivan's surprising morning.
[21:43] Nar
    What in the world happened to Iruma?
[21:47] Nar
    It appears the time has finally
    come to tell you that story.
[23:27] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:29] Assi
    You there, in front of the TV!
[23:31] Assi
    Dance with me!
[23:33] Assi
    It's the Su-ki-ma dance!
    Think you can keep up?
[23:35] Assi
    Three, two, one, here we go!
[23:37] Assi
    Su!
SIGN    Su
[23:39] Assi
    Ki!
SIGN    Ki
[23:40] Assi
    Ma!
SIGN    Ma
[23:43] Iruma
    No one can do that.
[23:44] Assi
    Just give it a try!
    Do this for ASSI, please!
[23:46] Assi
    Please! Please! Please! Please!
[23:50] Iruma
    Please?!
[23:52] Nar
    Sadly, Iruma is still just a human,
    and devinitely could not do the Su-ki-ma dance.
[23:57] Iruma
    I can't...
[23:58] Assi
    See ya!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Assi
    I'm ASSI!
[24:03] Assi
    Did you join in with me back there?
[24:05] Assi
    Now that Ali-san has forced Iruma-kun
    to go through his evil cycle,
[24:08] Assi
    he tries to get his class to
    move to a new classroom.
[24:12] Assi
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:14] Assi
    "Royal One."
[24:15] Assi
    Iruma-kun has so many friends.
[24:18] Assi
    Oh, hey. You there, in front of the TV.
[24:21] Assi
    If you're ever alone,
    I'll come flying right to ya!

E6 - Royal One

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[00:01] Nar
    Due to Alikred's spell,
    Iruma goes through his evil cycle.
[00:07] Sullivan
    Good morning, Iruma-kun!
[00:07] Opera
    Good morning, Iruma-sama.
[00:10] Sullivan
    It's time for breakfast!
[00:12] Sullivan
    It's a beautiful day out there!
     Do you want to go for a walk?
[00:15] Evil Iruma
    ...loud.
[00:16] Sullivan
    Huh?
[00:17] Sullivan
    Shock...
[00:20] Evil Iruma
    I said,
[00:23] Evil Iruma
    it's the butt-crack of dawn
    and you're so damn loud,
[00:25] Evil Iruma
    you old geezer.
[00:33] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:38] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:44] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:48] Nar
    And that is...
[00:49] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:52] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Royal One
[02:31] All
    "Royal One."
[02:41] Iruma
    Man, all these articles suck.
SIGN    The Legacy of the Netherworld
     Royal One
[02:44] Iruma
    "The Legacy of the Netherworld: Royal One."
[02:47] Iruma
    Get me more.
[02:49] Opera
    Yes, of course...
[03:02] Opera
    What... What could have happened?
[03:08] Sullivan
    He was such a good boy up until yesterday.
[03:17] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun turned bad after
    joining the student council!
[03:22] Sullivan
    He must be acting out
    from being so overworked!
[03:25] Sullivan
    I'm going to give the student
    council a piece of my mind!
[03:33] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[03:35] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[03:36] Clara
    Morning!
[03:37] Asmodeus
    We've come to pick you up.
[03:37] Clara
    Morning, morning-a-ling-a-ding!
[03:42] Iruma
    You wanted to carry that, right? Go for it.
[03:46] Asmodeus
    Y-Yes!
[03:48] Asmodeus
    This is the first time Iruma-sama
    personally handed his bag to me.
[03:52] Asmodeus
    Oh, I am so blessed!
[03:55] Iruma
    Hey. You seem cheerful, as usual.
[03:57] Clara
    Yup!
[03:58] Clara
    I'll be cheerful tomorrow and forever!
[04:01] Iruma
    As you should be, Clara.
[04:06] Clara
    Uh, yeah!
[04:07] Iruma
    Gramps, get my carriage.
[04:08] Sullivan
    As you wish!
[04:12] Sullivan
    It's a bit chilly today, so I made sure
    the seats were warmed up for you.
[04:16] Iruma
    Thanks, old man.
[04:17] Sullivan
    Devi!
[04:17] Clara
    Iruma-chi seems different.
    He's a bit... edgier?
[04:22] Asmodeus
    Could this mean...
[04:25] Iruma
    You getting in?
[04:26] Asmodeus
    Yes, right away!
[04:27] Clara
    Hup, hup, hup.
[04:30] Sullivan
    Yay! Yippee! Iruma-kun used the carriage!
[04:34] Opera
    Sir...
[04:40] Student 1
    Wh-What the...
[04:43] Student 2
    Hey, it's Iruma-kun.
[04:44] Student 4
    It's Iruma-kun.
[04:45] Student 3
    Wow, he's actually using a carriage.
[04:47] Student 5
    Asmodeus-sama is as lovely as ever!
[04:50] Konatsu
    Morning, Iruma-kun.
[05:00] Dosanko
    Ooh, I smell danger...
    and it's making me dizzy.
[05:05] Eiko
    H-He's so cool, omigosh!
[05:10] Gaako
    Eiko!
SIGN    Danger
[05:15] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, how does that feel?
[05:19] Clara
    Want some snacks?
[05:20] Iruma
    Hmm... Alice, get me some tea.
[05:23] Asmodeus
    Ali— Right away!
[05:26] Lead
    The hell's up with that?
[05:26] Clara
    Iruma-chi, which snack do you want?
[05:28] Jazz
    That's... Iruma-kun, right?
[05:31] Elizabetta
    He seems different today.
[05:34] Schneider
    He's as different as night and day.
[05:36] Sabro
    His absolute presence! Well done, my rival!
[05:44] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Snackies!
[05:46] Lead
    Clarin, Clarin.
[05:49] Lead
    What's going on?
[05:50] Clara
    Um...
[05:51] Asmodeus
    There's no doubt about it.
[05:52] Asmoedus
    Iruma-sama has entered his evil cycle.
[05:55] All
    What?
[05:56] Lead
    Oh!
SIGN    Evil Cycle
[05:58] Nar
    The evil cycle.
[06:00] Nar
    It is a stress period in which a demon's violent
    and extreme tendencies are magnified.
[06:05] Nar
    Usually, this wouldn't
    affect humans like Iruma,
[06:08] Nar
    but he's going through
    something similar due to a spell.
[06:12] Lead
    I see. So it's his evil cycle.
[06:15] Clara
    Guess so. And this morning—
[06:17] Iruma
    Clara.
[06:19] Iruma
    I'm cold. Come here.
[06:22] Clara
    Huh?!
[06:27] Clara
    Um...
[06:34] Lead
    Whoa, seriously?
[06:36] Camui
    That... is a situation
    I've always dreamed about!
[06:40] Iruma
    The hell? This isn't a show.
[06:42] Jazz
    Yeah, it clearly is.
[06:44] Asmodeus
    Your tea, sir.
[06:45] Iruma
    Thanks.
[06:47] Jazz
    Damn, Iruma-kun's evil
    cycle sure is something.
[06:49] Lead
    He usually has flowers flying around him,
[06:52] Lead
    but now I'm pretty sure I see
    black feathers floating down.
[06:55] Goemon
    Yes, I think I see that, as well.
[06:57] Asmodeus
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
    You are truly fit to be king!
[07:01] Jazz
    Anyway, let's try to leave
    him be and not provoke him.
[07:04] Lead
    Yup.
[07:05] Asmoedus
    Iruma-sama.
[07:06] Asmodeus
    Here is a blanket.
    It can get quite drafty in here.
[07:11] Iruma
    It's cold... and it sort of smells in here.
[07:20] Guy A
    Hup.
[07:22] Guy A
    Glad this place is so close by.
[07:24] Guy B
    Let's just let them handle the rest.
[07:26] Guy A
    Hey, looks like the Misfit
    Class is actually here.
[07:29] Guy B
    Just take care of this crap
    however you usually do.
[07:32] Asmodeus
    Who do you think you're talking to?
[07:35] Guy A
    Crap, it's Asmodeus!
[07:37] Guy B
    S-See ya!
[07:40] Jazz
    Yikes, looks like another huge haul.
[07:43] Lead
    Honestly...
SIGN    Garbage Dump
[07:44] Lead
    They always leave stuff here because it's too
    much of a hassle to go all the way to the dump.
SIGN    Misfit Class's Classroom
SIGN    Garbage Dump
SIGN    Garbage Dump
SIGN    Present Location
SIGN    Present Location
SIGN    Present Location
[07:51] Scheinder
    Neglecting one's duties.
[07:52] Goemon
    The janitor won't be coming by for a while.
[07:54] ---
    Let's just throw it out ourselves.
[07:57] Jazz
    All the graffiti that Iruma-kun got rid
    of is starting to show up again, too.
[08:01] Lead
    Well, we're so used to it by now,
    I don't even notice it.
[08:06] Iruma
    Raffire.
[08:14] Sabro
    Now that's grand!
[08:18] Iruma
    This isn't gonna cut it.
[08:21] Iruma
    This is my class, my territory.
[08:25] Iruma
    Ranks mean everything to demons.
[08:27] Iruma
    There are high-ranking demons in this class.
[08:30] Iruma
    And yet, they have the nerve to do this.
[08:33] Iruma
    They're clearly mocking us.
[08:38] Iruma
    That's it. I'm transferring from
    this crummy classroom to a castle.
[08:43] All
    Huh?
[08:44] Clara
    A castle? Castella cakes?!
[08:47] Sabro
    Excellent!
[08:48] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! You're finally
    taking over the school!
[09:00] Guy C
    What? Iruma's going through his evil cycle?
[09:03] Guy D
    Cerberously?!
[09:04] ---
    But wasn't he fired
    from the student council?
[09:07] Guy E
    That was fast.
[09:08] Guy F
    Apparently he was super weak and useless.
[09:11] Guy G
    Man, what a wimp.
[09:13] Guy C
    Well, the Misfit Class is just
    filled with losers like that.
[09:20] Guy C
    Ow! Watch where you're—
[09:25] Guy C
    Th-The Misfit Class!
[09:28] Guy F
    What are they all doing out here?
[09:29] Guy
    Dude, look at the size of Sabnock!
[09:32] Girl A
    Oh my gosh! Is that really Asmodeus-sama?
[09:34] Guy
    Hey, that's the Gimel-ranked Jazz.
[09:36] Girl B
    Is that Iruma-kun up... front?
[09:39] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, shall I get rid of this vermin?
[09:42] Iruma
    Nah, don't worry about it.
    Sorry for bumping into you.
[09:46] Guy C
    Oh, it's fine.
[09:48] Iruma
    Next time, just say whatever
    you're thinking to my face.
[09:52] Guy C
    Uh, I... Y-Yes, sir!
[09:55] Iruma
    See ya.
[09:55] Goemon
    Farewell.
[09:56] Jazz
    Bye-bye!
[09:57] Clara
    Tuck and roll outta the way!
    Iruma-chi's comin' through!
[10:00] Guy E
    You call that weak?
[10:02] Guy C
    I called him "sir"...
SIGN    Faculty Room
[10:12] Robin
    The Misfit Class is all here!
[10:15] Marbas
    Wh-What's going on?
[10:16] Dali
    Looks like something fun's about to begin.
[10:20] Iruma
    Kalego-sensei,
[10:22] Iruma
    I thank you for taking time out
    of your busy schedule to see us.
[10:27] Kalego
    Enough with the meaningless
    pleasantries. Get to the point.
[10:31] Iruma
    In that case...
[10:34] Iruma
    The Misfit Class requests
    a classroom change.
SIGN    Let's Be Misfits
SIGN    Proclamation
[10:48] Kalego
    Fools.
[10:49] Kalego
    You have the nerve to waltz
    in here unannounced,
[10:52] ---
    and then present me
     with this proclamation?
[10:54] Kalego
    Also, what's with your attitude?
[10:58] Iruma
    I've been too complacent up until now.
[11:01] Iruma
    I'm sure you're very aware, Kalego-sensei,
    that our classroom is truly horrendous!
[11:07] Iruma
    A mountain of garbage nearby,
[11:09] Iruma
    the inside in shambles.
[11:11] Iruma
    Drafts blow in through
    the cracks in the windows.
[11:15] Iruma
    Isn't it the school's responsibility to
    provide a suitable learning environment?
[11:20] Kalego
    What? Learning?
[11:23] Iruma
    Why are we separated from
    everyone else in the first place?
[11:27] Iruma
    Why are we considered misfits?
    Considered abnormal?
[11:38] Kalego
    The honor student, Iruma,
[11:41] Kalego
    committed an act of violence and destroyed
    school property the day of the entrance ceremony.
[11:45] Kalego
    Then there's your accomplice,
    Asmodeus Alice!
[11:47] Asmodeus
    Indeed, you are recounting my glorious
    first encounter with Iruma-sama!
[11:51] Kalego
    None of this is a compliment!
[11:52] Kalego
    Sabnock Sabro.
[11:54] Kalego
    Committed an act of violence against an
     instructor and destroyed school property.
[11:58] Sabro
    Hmm...
[12:00] Kalego
    Andro M. Jazz.
[12:02] Jazz
    Oh?
[12:03] Kalego
    Constantly eyeing and taking other
    students' and teachers' valuables.
[12:07] Jazz
    My hands have a mind of their own.
[12:08] Kalego
    Crocell Keroli... is perfectly fine.
[12:12] Kalego
    Shax Lead.
[12:14] Kalego
    Six other students went to the hospital after
    they played a game that went too far with him.
[12:18] Lead
    Yeah, things went a bit overboard.
[12:22] Kalego
    Caim Camui.
[12:24] Kalego
    Known to harass female students
    and faculty members.
[12:29] Camui
    I regret nothing.
[12:34] Kalego
    And Valac is just Valac.
[12:35] Clara
    Yup! I'm good!
SIGN    Reports
[12:37] Kalego
    There's also general
    destruction of property,
[12:39] Kalego
    trespassing into dangerous areas,
    taking prohibited materials...
[12:43] ---
    The list goes on and on,
[12:46] Kalego
    or so I've heard.
[12:48] Marbas
    This class really is nothing but trouble.
[12:50] Momonoki
    If Kalego-sensei wasn't in charge of it,
    this academy would be finished.
[12:55] Iruma
    Again, how are we abnormal?!
SIGN    Grr!
[12:58] Kalego
    Everything about you is abnormal!
SIGN    Grr!
[13:02] Iruma
    Good grief.
[13:04] ---
    I guess I can agree with us being separated,
[13:08] Iruma
    but I still say you're treating us unfairly.
[13:11] Iruma
    Clara, could you get me a map?
[13:13] Clara
    Yup, yup!
[13:16] Clara
    Rolly.
SIGN    The Misfit Class's Classroom
[13:19] Iruma
    The Misfit Class is here.
[13:21] Iruma
    The garbage dump is too close, and the
    classroom itself is underground and run-down.
[13:25] Iruma
    Both the cold and the heat are unbearable.
[13:27] Kalego
    Well, there's no other classroom we can
    put you in, so what do you want from us?
[13:32] Iruma
    Now, wait. But there is one.
[13:39] Iruma
    Open up the king's classroom, the Royal One.
[13:47] Marbas
    The R-Royal One?
[13:49] Robin
    Hey, what's that? Tell me!
[13:51] Clara
    Rolly Polly One?
[13:53] Asmodeus
    It's "Royal One."
SIGN    The King's Classroom (Royal One)
[13:55] Nar
    The king's classroom, the Royal One.
[13:58] Nar
    The classroom that was used by
    the lost Demon King, Derkila,
[14:03] Nar
    when he attended Babyls.
[14:05] Nar
    Ever since, it has been completely
    closed off and preserved,
[14:08] Nar
    and has not been used.
[14:14] Iruma
    Sounds like the perfect
    learning environment to me,
[14:16] Iruma
    considering the Demon King used it.
[14:19] Sabro
    Indeed!
[14:23] Kalego
    That is our most honorable
    classroom within this school.
[14:27] Kalego
    You believe yourselves worthy
    to use such a classroom?
[14:30] Kalego
    Know your place.
[14:33] Lead
    Uh, Iruma-kun, I think...
[14:39] Momonoki
    Just look at how he stands
    his ground. Magnificent.
[14:46] Iruma
    Worthy, huh?
[14:51] Iruma
    Let me show you, then,
[14:53] Iruma
    that we're students worthy
    of using the Royal One.
[15:01] Iruma
    I will get permission slips
    signed within the next week
[15:04] ---
    by every faculty member at Babyls,
     approving our use of the classroom
[15:10] Iruma
    How does that sound?
[15:20] Kalego
    You will get permission slips signed by
    all faculty members within three days,
[15:23] Kalego
    as well as be prepared for the risks of
    using such an honored legacy at this sch—
[15:29] Iruma
    Looks like we have a deal.
[15:32] Iruma
    Make sure you keep your promise, Sensei...
[15:35] Iruma
    Silently and respectfully.
[15:36] Lead
    Silence!
[15:38] All
    Silence!
[15:39] Camui
    Silence in my gentlemanly presence!
[15:40] Clara
    Bye-bye!
[15:46] Iruma
    Trying to peek in? Nice.
[15:48] Guy C
    Er, we...
[15:50] Iruma
    You wouldn't dare leave garbage in
    front of the Royal One, would you?
[15:57] Guy C
    Wh-What if they really
    transfer to the Royal One?
[16:01] Guy F
    No way. It'll never happen.
[16:02] Guy D
    Y-Yeah...
[16:05] Robin
    Wow, you actually promised him.
[16:09] Dali
    Man, your class is always
    such a hoot, Kalego-sensei.
[16:14] Kalego
    They are nothing more than fools.
[16:15] Robin
    Hey, you okay with this? Huh?
[16:18] Robin
    How could you promise them that?
[16:20] Robin
    I'm totally going to give them
     my seal of approval immediately.
[16:24] Robin
    I mean, teaching in the
     Royal One sounds like a blast!
[16:27] Robin
    I feel even more motivated as a teacher!
[16:30] Kalego
    Know your place, you fool!
[16:37] Kalego
    Those foolish menaces...
[16:41] Lead
    Yeah, it's not happening.
[16:43] ---
    Three days just isn't enough time.
[16:46] Goemon
    Getting permission from all the faculty
     members in that time is just...
[16:50] Iruma
    That demand was within my expectations.
[16:53] Lead
    What? But how?
[16:55] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is capable of anything!
[16:57] Clara
    Easy-peasy!
[16:59] Sabro
    Don't you all want the Royal One?
[17:02] Sabro
    It is the king's classroom!
[17:04] Lead
    Yeah, that's amazing and all...
[17:06] ---
    But I honestly don't care about transferring.
[17:09] Jazz
    I don't mind our current
    classroom all that much.
[17:12] Jazz
    And being treated as
     outsiders has its perks.
[17:15] Goemon
    Indeed.
[17:16] Elizabetta
    Yes.
[17:17] Iruma
    And that's exactly why.
[17:18] All
    Huh?
[17:20] Iruma
    Follow me.
[17:46] Jazz
    Whoa!
[17:48] Lead
    That's definitely impressive!
[17:54] Elizabetta
    I've never seen the Royal One this close.
[17:58] Camui
    What a coincidence. Neither have I.
[18:00] Sabro
    I come here whenever I have a free moment.
[18:03] Sabro
    My heart races every single time!
[18:05] Clara
    Knock, knock! Is anyone in there?
[18:08] Asmodeus
    Stop that! No trespassing!
[18:11] Lead
    I really doubt we're going
    to get taught in there.
[18:14] Goemon
    Indeed.
[18:17] Iruma
    So that dissolution election the other day...
[18:22] Iruma
    I need whoever voted for
    Ronove to raise their hand.
[18:31] Asmodeus
    Wha—
[18:32] Lead
    Eh, it just seemed like it'd be fun.
[18:35] Jazz
    It was fun watching him sing
    and dance like that.
[18:39] Elizabetta/ Schneider
    Yup, yup.
[18:40] Clara
    Hi! I voted for Iruma-chi!
[18:42] Asmodeus
    What?!
[18:43] Clara
    Huh? Was I not supposed to?
[18:45] Clara
    But I wanted Iruma-chi.
[18:47] Asmodeus
    Er, it's not exactly wrong...
[18:49] Asmodeus
    I also would have loved
    to vote for Iruma-sama,
[18:53] Asmodeus
    but since he wasn't a candidate,
    I swallowed my tears and—
SIGN    Voting Ballot
     Iruma-chi
[18:56] Clara
    Lookie.
[18:58] Asmodeus
    You never even put your ballot in the box?
[19:00] Clara
    Well, then it'd be gone forever.
[19:02] Asmodeus
    What in the world do you
    actually want to accomplish?
[19:05] Asmodeus
    First of all, everyone is
    supposed to cast a single vote!
[19:09] ---
    You aren't supposed to keep
    the ballot as a souvenir!
[19:10] Iruma
    What about you guys?
[19:11] Camui
    I voted for the president, of course!
    A gentleman always puts ladies first.
[19:15] Sabro
    Vote?
[19:17] Sabro
    Why would I ever vote to make
     someone more superior than I?
[19:21] Picero
    What election? I was asleep.
[19:25] Iruma
    Yes.
[19:27] ---
    All of you always prefer whatever is more fun,
[19:30] Iruma
    stay true to your desires, and sometimes
    have no interest in others whatsoever.
[19:36] Iruma
    And you have a sense of pride
    that you're different from others.
[19:41] Iruma
    Almost as if... you're egotistical
    and dangerous demons.
[19:47] Iruma
    You're prime candidates for
    the return to demon origins.
[19:59] Iruma
    Because of that, the Royal One
    should be appealing to all of you.
[20:04] Iruma
    I mean, isn't it?
[20:06] Iruma
    It's the one place in this school no one's been
    in for several centuries, because it's locked.
[20:12] Iruma
    The most prized classroom
    that should never be sullied...
[20:19] Iruma
    And all of you, who could care less about
    any of this, will be the ones to use it.
[20:27] Iruma
    Isn't that fun?
[20:31] Sabro
    How dare you?! My desire for it is unrivaled!
[20:36] Iruma
    And apparently, it's just plain well-equipped.
[20:40] Iruma
    There's a rec room filled with
    hardcore games and books...
[20:45] Iruma
    Then there's the training room.
[20:47] Iruma
    Oh, and there's even a nap room.
[20:50] Iruma
    It's filled with priceless valuables...
[20:54] Iruma
    A fancy dressing room...
[20:56] Elizabetta
    Oh, my!
[20:57] Iruma
    A completely soundproof room...
[21:00] Iruma
    And we'd probably be super popular.
[21:02] Camui
    Excellente!
[21:03] Iruma
    If we're gonna stand out,
    let's cause as much mischief as possible.
[21:12] Asmodeus
    I will follow you to the ends
    of the world, Iruma-sama!
[21:16] Clara
    Let's all go, go, go!
[21:19] Iruma
    This all means something
    because it's so impossible.
[21:21] Iruma
    This is our chance to get back at Babyls.
[21:24] Iruma
    Let's show them just what
    the Misfit Class can do.
[21:33] Nar
    They have three days to get
    signed permission slips.
[21:36] Nar
    Iruma and the others thus set their plan
    in motion to win the rights to the Royal One.
[21:43] Iruma
    You're going to be our
    vanguard, Andro M. Jazz.
[23:30] Clara
    Su... Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:35] Clara
    Lunchy time! Lunchy time!
[23:38] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, have you decided
    what you're going to get?
[23:42] Gaako
    Wow, he really is different.
[23:44] Eiko
    I wonder what Iruma-san's gonna eat
    now that he's going through his evil cycle.
SIGN    Om nom~
[23:52] Gaako
    Well, I see that hasn't changed.
[23:56] Eiko
    This surprising twist is wonderful, too!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Kalego
    So Iruma's going through his evil cycle.
[24:04] Kalego
    He's a completely different person.
[24:05] Kalego
    And you want us to grant you access
    to the Royal One? You fool.
[24:09] Kalego
    No one is allowed to enter that area.
[24:11] Kalego
    Even if that pushover of a
    chair-demon allows it, I will not.
[24:16] Kalego
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:18] Kalego
    "The Teachers at Babyls."
[24:20] Kalego
    Just try to get everyone's
    permission. In silence!

E7 - The Teachers at Babyls

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[00:01] Iruma
    Let's show them just what
    the Misfit Class can do.
[00:05] Iruma
    You're going to be our
    vanguard, Andro M. Jazz.
[00:09] Iruma
    Got it?
[00:13] Jazz
    What?!
SIGN    The Teachers at Babyls
[01:45] All
    "The Teachers at Babyls."
[01:51] Robin
    Are they here yet?
[01:52] Marbas
    Robin-sensei, what's the matter?
[01:54] Robin
    But of course,
[01:56] Robin
    I'm waiting for the Misfit Class to visit me so
    they can get my seal on their permission slip.
[02:01] Robin
    Maybe I'll just stamp
    Kalego-sensei's for them, too.
[02:03] Marbas
    O-Oh, I see.
[02:05] Marbas
    He just never learns...
[02:07] Marbas
    If Kalego-sensei saw him doing thi—
[02:10] Marbas
    And there he is!
[02:12] Robin
    Oh, hey, Kalego-sen—
[02:15] Kalego
    Silence.
[02:18] Jazz
    Kalego-sensei's belongings?
[02:21] Iruma
    Yeah.
[02:22] Asmodeus
    Wh-What?
[02:24] Goemon
    Th-That is just asking for it...
[02:26] Lead
    We're gonna end up in the hospital
    rather than the Royal One.
[02:30] Keroli
    No...
[02:31] Camuy
    Hello, Nurse.
[02:32] Schneider
    A matter of life or death!
[02:35] Iruma
    We're starting off with a
    big job right off the bat.
[02:37] Iruma
    But that's what we do, and...
[02:40] Iruma
    Doesn't it sound exciting?
[02:44] Jazz
    Okay, troublemaker.
[02:47] Jazz
    So... what am I taking?
[02:52] Kalego
    Honestly...
[02:54] Kalego
    I'm surrounded by fools.
[02:57] Iruma
    Kalego-sensei.
[02:59] Kalego
    What? Giving up already?
[03:02] Jazz
    Nah, we just had a favor to ask.
[03:04] Iruma
    You see... I wanted you to be my familiar.
[03:09] Kalego
    What?
[03:10] Iruma
    Well, it'd be difficult to get a
    stamp from you as an instructor,
SIGN    Classroom Transfer
    Permission Form
[03:15] Iruma
    so I thought I'd get one
    from my familiar, Eggie-chan.
[03:21] Kalego
    You fool!
[03:22] Kalego
    How dare you?!
[03:23] Kalego
    Give me that familiar seal, you!
[03:24] Iruma
    Oh, come on! It'll be over in a jiffy
    and you can have it back.
[03:28] Kalego
    That's not the problem here!
[03:29] Iruma
    Come on, please?
[03:30] Kalego
    I said no.
[03:31] Jazz
    I've only got a moment.
[03:32] Iruma
    Aw, but why?
[03:32] Kalego
    Why?
[03:34] Nar
    The Andro family's bloodline ability: Pit.
SIGN    X-Ray Vision (Pit)
[03:38] Nar
    It allows him to see what his target is
    hiding and the quickest way to take it.
[03:44] Nar
    The rings on each of his fingers clack
    more loudly the more he moves them,
[03:49] Nar
    making his target notice him.
[03:51] Nar
    He's third-rate if he's heard. This is a
    self-imposed limitation... rather, a collar.
[03:57] Nar
    His fingers, spread as far apart as they will go,
    move as freely as if they were snakes,
[04:04] Nar
    giving them the nickname...
SIGN    Serpent Thieves
[04:06] Nar
    Serpent Thieves.
[04:09] Jazz
    The motto of the Andro family:
[04:11] ---
    "The more vile you are,
    the more beautiful you are."
[04:14] Jazz
    Quietly... Without stirring up the wind.
[04:18] Jazz
    My snakes are always smirking.
[04:26] Kalego
    You hear me? My bird feet
    will not be stamping that form!
[04:30] Kalego
    Absolutely not!
[04:32] Iruma
    Boo.
[04:34] Iruma
    Well, see you tomorrow.
[04:37] Jazz
    Bye, now.
[04:42] Kalego
    Hey, wait.
[04:48] ---
    You...
[04:52] Kalego
    Hand over the familiar seal.
[04:54] Iruma
    Jeez, can't get one past you.
[05:03] Iruma
    Well done.
[05:05] Jazz
    Thanks. That was fun.
[05:09] Jazz
    So, what are we gonna do with this?
[05:12] Momonoki
    Th-Th-Th-Th-This couldn't possibly be...
[05:16] Iruma
    It sure is. It's Kalego-sensei's planner.
[05:18] Jazz
    We just happened to pick it up earlier.
[05:20] Jazz
    We took a peek before returning it, and...
[05:22] Jazz
    It mentioned his hobbies...
[05:24] Nar
    Hobby: collecting cacti.
[05:26] Momonoki
    H-Hobbies?!
[05:27] Iruma
    And how he feels about his fellow instructors.
[05:30] Nar
    Mostly his rage towards Robin-sensei.
[05:32] Momonoki
    H-How he feels?!
[05:34] Jazz And Iruma
    So many things we're sure you'd
    love to read, Momonoki-sensei.
[05:38] Momonoki
    E-Er, I'm not exactly curious...
    I just admire him as an instructor, and...
[05:44] Jazz
    If you stamp our permission slip,
     it's all yours.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[05:52] Momonoki
    O-Of course, I'll make sure
    this gets back to him,
[05:53] Jazz
    That's one!
[05:54] Momonoki
    but I need to make absolutely sure
    this is indeed Kalego-sensei's.
[05:58] Iruma
    Now, let's move on to the others.
SIGN    Magical Knowledge Instructor Furcas
[06:06] Furcas
    Matter change and personality change...
    I require more knowledge.
[06:11] Furcas
    Is it Emenel's Law or the studies of Benzoe?
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[06:14] Clara
    Furcas-sensei, stampy please.
[06:17] Furcas
    Something is missing.
    I must try another approach.
[06:21] Schneider
    How about the Damascus Theory of Evolution?
[06:26] Furcas
    What a curious suggestion.
[06:28] Schneider
    A good general makes good men.
SIGN    King of Feats
[06:32] Nar
    The highest-ranking student in academics,
    the King of Feats, Allocer Schneider.

[06:37] Furcas
    Ah, I see you're a man of intelligence.
[06:39] Schneider
    We can enjoy a conversation through
    the night if we can get your seal.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[06:45] Furcas
    Looks like I'm going to
    have a sleepless night.
[06:48] Morax
    What? That old hag Furcas stamped the form?
[06:52] Teacher B
    Yes...
SIGN    Magical Knowledge Instructor Morax
[06:53] Morax
    How ludicrous.
[06:55] Teacher A
    She said something about getting a clue to her
     research from a student in the Misfit Class.
[06:59] Morax
    Inconceivable.
[07:01] Morax
    Academia is like a mountain
    whose summit you can never see.
[07:05] Morax
    You continuously strive to climb
    higher and higher all alone.
[07:10] Morax
    The very idea of seeking help from students!
[07:13] Morax
    It appears that I am the wisest
    among the instructors, after all.
[07:18] Teacher A
    Magnificent, Morax-sama!
[07:20] Teacher A
    You've dedicated your life to academia.
[07:21] Teacher A
    A gentleman of elegance and class!
[07:23] Teacher A
    Truly a master of your work!
[07:31] Camui
    Demonesses are whisper, whisper, whisper...
[07:35] Teacher A And B
    Morax-sama!
[07:36] Camui
    True gentlemen cannot exist
    without the presence of ladies.
SIGN    Distinguished Gentleman (Pink Maestro)
[07:39] Nar
    Pink Maestro, Caim Camui.
[07:43] Camui
    If you would like to continue our discussion...
[07:47] Teacher A
    He didn't even hesitate?!
[07:48] Teacher B
    What the devil did he hear?
[07:51] Goemon
    Special Technique: Wind-Sword Kill.
SIGN    Wind-Sword Kill
[07:56] Picero
    And... break!
[07:59] Nar
    Agares Picero. Bloodline ability: "My Area."
SIGN    Bed (My Area)
[08:03] Picero
    Now, be fluffy.
[08:06] Nar
    He can manipulate any ground surface.
[08:09] Susie
    Yis, yis.
[08:10] ---
    Thank you for your help.
    Weeding is always such a pain.
[08:13] Susie
    Oh, will you take care of
    the area over there, too?
[08:16] Goemon
    Certainly.
[08:17] Goemon
    I hope you'll take care of
    the permission slip for us.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[08:20] Susie
    Yis.
[08:21] Susie
    I'll give you all the ones
    from the faculty in my Battler.
[08:25] Susie
    Would you like some Hell Grey tea?
[08:26] Picero
    Yes, please.
[08:30] Garoo
    For real?
[08:32] Asmodeus
    For real.
[08:33] Garoo
    You'll seriously show me some flames?
    For free? And regularly?
[08:38] Asmodeus
    Yes.
[08:39] ---
    If you'll tell us about the
    instructors you're familiar with.
[08:43] Jazz
    Sadly, our intel's a bit limited.
[08:46] Garoo
    But...
[08:47] (Flashback) Garoo
    Come on, please?
    Give me some quality flames!
[08:51] Garoo
    You were always so unwilling
    to give me flames before.
[08:53] Asmodeus
    Indeed. However...
[08:56] Asmodeus
    If I can be of some use to Iruma-sama,
[08:58] ---
    I shall provide all the flames you desire.
[09:01] Garoo
    Damn, Iruma-kun sure is something.
[09:03] Jazz
    Right? He totally is.
[09:06] ---
    Come on, give us some
    dirt on these teachers.
[09:10] Garoo
    How am I supposed to say no
    to my precious juniors?
[09:14] Janitor
    Suzie-sensei was so happy to
    see her fields became spotless.
[09:18] Iruma
    Thanks for the info.
[09:19] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[09:21] Asmodeus
    We've gathered intel on
    the instructors, as well!
[09:24] Clara
    Iruma-chi! I got a stampy!
[09:27] Iruma
    Not bad for our first day.
[09:28] Janitor
    By the way, Iruma-kun,
[09:30] ---
    could you help me
    carry a few things again?
[09:34] Iruma
    For real? I'm kinda busy right now.
[09:36] Janitor
    Also, maybe help me plant a
    few more flowers in the garden.
[09:38] Iruma
    Again? But there's no space left.
[09:41] Iruma
    Jeez... Let's get this over with.
[09:44] Clara
    Iruma-chi! I'm gonna help!
[09:47] Jazz
    Yet he still won't say no.
[09:49] ---
    He's still Iruma-kun,
    even during his evil cycle.
[09:51] Asmodeus
    Another excellent quality of Iruma-sama.
[10:00] Sullivan
    I was so shocked this morning
    that I couldn't say anything,
[10:03] Sullivan
    but I'm going to set Iruma-kun
    back down the right path
[10:05] Sullivan
    and make him a good boy again.
[10:07] Opera
    Yes, sir.
[10:08] Sullivan
    That is my duty as his grandfather.
[10:11] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[10:12] Sullivan
    I'm coming in!
[10:14] Iruma
    Oh, Grandpa... I was hoping you'd
    stamp this permission form for me.
[10:18] Sullivan
    Sure thing! Bam!
[10:20] Iruma
    Yay!
[10:20] Sullivan
    Bam! Bam! Bam, bam, bam!
[10:21] Opera
    Sir...
SIGN    Let's Be Misfits
[10:32] Iruma
    Now that I've got this information, I need
    to figure out how to get through to them.
[10:37] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun.
[10:39] Sullivan
    Um... May I take a photo of you
    now that you've become a bad boy?
[10:43] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:45] Sullivan
    Of course not.
[10:47] Opera
    Sir...
[10:54] Iruma
    Here you go.
[10:56] Opera
    Impressive.
[10:57] Sullivan
    Th-Thank you very much.
[11:03] Keroli
    I-Iruma-san...
[11:05] Keroli
    I have more permission sl—
[11:08] Keroli
    Wh-Wh-What happened?
[11:11] Iruma
    I fell asleep.
[11:14] Iruma
    Now we've got 21 forms.
[11:17] Iruma
    Not counting Kalego, we have 15 more to go.
[11:21] Iruma
    Setting aside the ones who'll
    agree out of amusement,
[11:24] Iruma
    there are some instructors who'll refuse to
    give us their seal due to Kalego's opposition.
[11:29] Iruma
    We need another push.
[11:31] ---
    Something that'll make
    them change their minds.
[11:34] Keroli
    Excuse me.
[11:36] Keroli
    I think... some of the instructors
    will give us their seal
[11:41] Keroli
    if I show them my true identity...
[11:45] Keroli
    You don't want to be Kuromu here, do you?
[11:47] ---
    That's fine. Just stay here.
[11:53] Iruma
    I mean, it is do-or-die time.
[11:57] Iruma
    These two will be the
    hardest ones to convince.
[12:02] Orias
    Lead-chan...
SIGN    Astrology Instructor Orias Oswaal
[12:05] Orias
    You really think you stand a chance against me?
[12:08] Lead
    Well, it's not like you'd agree to any
     form of negotiation other than a game.
[12:12] Lead
    What an annoying instructor.
[12:14] Orias
    Says the boy who brought a girl to the game.
[12:18] Orias
    Hi!
[12:19] Elizabetta
    Hi!
[12:20] Orias
    Lucky you, though. She can
    cheer you up after you lose.
SIGN    Healing Arts Instructor Buer Blushenko
[12:29] Buer
    Sabnock Sabro...
[12:31] Buer
    Just seeing your face infuriates me.
[12:36] Buer
    You suddenly attacked me
    at the entrance ceremony
[12:39] Buer
    and damaged school property.
[12:42] Buer
    I'm sure you haven't forgotten those crimes!
[12:44] Buer
    I will never give you my seal.
[12:46] Buer
    If you want my seal,
[12:48] Buer
    you'll have to defeat me first!
[12:52] Iruma
    I'm gonna make my move.
[12:54] Keroli
    Your move?
[12:56] Iruma
    The student council has quite
    an influence on the faculty.
[13:00] Iruma
    So if I can get the student council
    president's recommendation...
[13:04] Iruma
    There's no greater power play than this.
[13:08] Ameri
    Who's messaging me?
[13:11] Ameri
    I-Iruma? H-H-He's heading here now?
[13:16] Orias
    What kind of crummy game is this?
[13:18] Sign
    I thought of it.
[13:18] Clara
    I thought of it!
[13:20] Clara
    I call it Doot-do-do.
[13:22] Clara
    The rules are simple.
[13:23] Clara
    The grumpies are stronger than the softies.
[13:26] Clara
    The honor students won't
    fight with the dainties.
[13:29] Clara
    Whoever has the most pieces at the end wins!
[13:33] Orias
    There are 1,056 pieces altogether.
[13:35] Orias
    I guess it's fine that there are more
    pieces than you'll ever need...
[13:38] Orias
    But the pieces randomly move on
    their own and suddenly evolve, too.
[13:42] Orias
    And the worst part...
[13:48] Clara
    Doot-do-do, doot-do-do, doot-do-do, hey!
[13:51] Elizabetta
    Yay!
[13:52] Clara
    Doot-do-do, doot-do-do, doot-do-do, hey!
[13:54] Orias
    Every thirty minutes,
    we have this bizarre dance break.
[13:58] Orias
    Clearly, only an idiot
    could think up such a game.
[14:00] Sign
    I thought of it.
[14:00] Clara
    I thought of it!
[14:04] Nar
    The Shax family bloodline ability: Controller.
SIGN    Sensory Bandit (Controller)
[14:08] Nar
    He can take control of his
    opponent's senses for a short time,
[14:11] Nar
    and the sense he takes over turns black.
[14:17] Orias
    Well, that was quite a move.
    And you took my sight.
[14:21] Lead
    Well, I have no chance of winning
    if I fight you fair and square.
[14:25] Orias
    I think you're underestimating me a bit.
[14:28] Orias
    This isn't enough
[14:30] Orias
    to defeat me.
[14:34] Orias
    Don't a group of grumpies get together
[14:36] ---
    and evolve into an ultra
    grumpy every once in a while?
[14:42] Nar
    Bloodline ability: Lucky Happy.
SIGN    Astrology (Lucky Happy)
[14:46] Orias
    Lady Luck is always on my side.
[14:50] Orias
    You cannot defeat me.
[14:53] Buer
    You cannot defeat me.
[14:56] Buer
    Any attack against me is futile.
[15:00] Nar
    Buer Blushenko. Bloodline ability: Heal.
SIGN    Semipermanence (Heal)
[15:03] Nar
    An invincible healing ability that can
[15:05] ---
    instantaneously heal any
    wound as long as he has mana.
[15:09] Nar
    This power is immense and can
    heal even the worst of wounds...
[15:13] Nar
    But they still hurt.
[15:16] Buer
    I absolutely despise pain.
[15:18] ---
    You attacked me out of pure selfishness.
[15:21] Buer
    If you dare try to make me
    submit by force again...
[15:25] Buer
    I will show you just how
    terrifying pain can be,
[15:28] Buer
    with something so painful, you'll flee
    with your tail between your legs!
[15:35] Iruma
    Pardon me.
[15:38] Ameri
    Fank— Thank you for coming, Iruma.
[15:40] Ameri
    M-My voice went up an octave.
    Keep calm, keep calm!
[15:44] Iruma
    Thank you for taking time
    out of your busy schedule.
[15:47] Ameri
    No, no, it's nothing!
[15:49] Ameri
    It appears he really is going
    through his evil cycle, though.
[15:53] Ameri
    He seems more confident than usual...
[15:56] Ameri
    Or maybe it's...
[15:59] Ameri
    I guess I don't mind!
[16:02] Ameri
    Well, let's hear it.
[16:04] Iruma
    I'm sure you are aware
    of what we're trying to do,
[16:08] Iruma
    so I'll get right to the point.
[16:10] Iruma
    We request a letter of recommendation that
    will allow us to transfer to the Royal One.
[16:15] Iruma
    Is that unreasonable to ask?
[16:17] Ameri
    Of course you can have one!
[16:19] Ameri
    As much as I'd like to say that,
    I must remain rational.
[16:21] Iruma
    I know you can't make any exceptions
    as the student council president.
[16:25] Iruma
    So if there's something you need me to do,
[16:28] Iruma
    I'll do anything!
[16:30] Ameri
    Anything?! Anything... Anything...
[16:34] Ameri
    Why?
[16:36] Ameri
    Why are you so insistent
    on obtaining the Royal One?
[16:39] Ameri
    Unless I know your true intentions,
[16:41] ---
    I can't simply agree as the
    student council president.
[16:47] Iruma
    I guess I can't hide anything from you.
[16:50] Iruma
    I just can't accept
[16:53] Iruma
    how the Misfit Class
    is currently being treated.
[16:55] Iruma
    I want Babyls to acknowledge
[16:59] Iruma
    that they're all brilliant demons.
[17:08] Orias
    How did I lose?
[17:10] Orias
    I was just about to win. Why?
[17:12] Orias
    Why did I let my guard down?
[17:15] Orias
    It's like I lost on purpose.
[17:17] Orias
    Did he do something?
[17:19] Orias
    No...
[17:21] Orias
    Wait... Is it her?!
[17:24] Nar
    X Elizabetta.
[17:25] Nar
    Bloodline ability: Full Love Gauge.
SIGN    Favoritism (Full Love Gauge)
[17:28] Nar
    All things show her favoritism,
[17:30] Nar
    giving her the upper hand.
[17:32] Elizabetta
    Hi!
[17:33] Orias
    Hi...
[17:35] Orias
    So it's my sense of smell.
[17:37] ---
    I didn't realize you'd stolen that, too.
[17:40] Lead
    Now that you've been affected by
    her scent, you'll move in our favor.
[17:45] Lead
    Meaning you'll use your luck to give us victory.
[17:49] Lead
    The reason I first took your sight
[17:51] Lead
    was so you wouldn't notice my nose was black
    when I took away your sense of smell.
[17:57] Lead
    Honestly, stealing your sight and smell
    takes a brutal amount of mana,
[18:02] Lead
    so it was a race against the clock.
[18:05] Lead
    The pleasure of deceiving you and the thrill
    of being on the brink of exhausting my mana...
[18:09] Lead
    It doesn't really matter which senses I steal.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[18:12] Lead
    Nothing beats this thrill.
[18:14] Lead
    This is why I can't stop
    playing these games.
[18:19] Orias
    Honestly, you guys are pretty amazing.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer
    Permission Form
[18:23] Orias
    I'm looking forward to
    seeing what else you can do.
[18:33] Sabro
    I humbly apologize for my disgraceful actions
    in attacking you the first day of school.
[18:38] Sabro
    Back then, power meant everything to me,
[18:41] Sabro
    and I believed I could get closer to becoming
    the Demon King by getting stronger.
[18:45] Sabro
    But I was wrong.
[18:48] Sabro
    No matter how powerful I am,
    or how strong my will is...
[18:51] Sabro
    None of that matters
    if I lack consideration.
[18:54] Sabro
    One cannot call themselves a king if
    they cannot show compassion for others.
[19:00] Sabro
    My rival taught me that.
[19:03] Sabro
    I was truly wrong for attacking you.
[19:07] Sabro
    You may never be able to forgive me,
[19:10] Sabro
    but I will still express my regret
    and beg for your forgiveness.
[19:14] Buer
    A demon only exposes the roots of their wings
    to express the utmost respect and atonement.
[19:19] Buer
    I never would've imagined
    you'd be capable of this.
[19:25] Buer
    Well, this is rather unfair.
    I'm so shocked, my rage has left me.
[19:30] Buer
    It appears you've found a worthy rival.
[19:33] Buer
    Use that passion to surpass all logic.
[19:38] Iruma
    The Misfit Class...
[19:40] Iruma
    is indeed an unusual gathering of demons.
[19:44] Iruma
    But I admire how uninhibited they are.
    I'm even envious of them.
[19:50] Iruma
    Everyone around us should
    know just how amazing they are.
[19:54] Ameri
    I-Iruma...
[19:57] Iruma
    I know how important the Royal One is.
[19:59] Iruma
    That's exactly why everyone's opinions
    should change if we're able to obtain it.
[20:03] Ameri
    H-He's so close...
[20:05] Iruma
    I want everyone to truly see them!
[20:06] Ameri
    Close, close, too close!
[20:08] Iruma
    I want you to believe in the potential
    of the Misfit Class and help us out,
[20:13] Iruma
    Ameri!
SIGN    Letter of Recommendation
[20:18] Ameri
    You'd better see this through!
[20:22] Iruma
    Please excuse me.
[20:27] Ameri
    I-I don't remember a thing after
    his face came so close to mine.
[20:31] Ameri
    I thought my heart was going to stop!
[20:34] Ameri
    Why is love so troublesome?!
[20:36] Iruma
    Man, that was nerve-racking.
[20:39] Iruma
    It was all or nothing, but now there's
    a light at the end of the tunnel.
SIGN    3 Days Later
[20:45] Nar
    Three days later.
[20:46] Lead
    I seriously didn't think
    we could pull it off.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[20:50] Iruma
    But this is the 36th one.
[20:52] Misfit Class
    We got them!
[20:54] Jazz
    The student council's
    recommendation turned the tables.
[20:56] Goemon
    We just need one more!
[20:58] Clara
    Woo-hoo! One more for the mother lode!
[21:00] Lead
    Your ability sure is amazing.
[21:03] Lead
    Having everyone love you to the max is OP.
[21:05] Elizabetta
    Well, there are rules that come with it.
[21:08] Elizabetta
    Like, I don't use it on boys I actually like.
[21:12] Lead
    You're the best! You don't
    even need that ability!
[21:15] Camui
    You're the bee's knees!
[21:17] Asmodeus
    We did it, Iruma-sama.
[21:19] Iruma
    Yeah.
[21:20] Asmodeus
    I was able to aid you in
    such a grand achievement...
[21:22] Asmodeus
    I'm just... I'm just so...
[21:24] Clara
    Here you go, Azz-Azz.
[21:26] Asmodeus
    And what am I supposed to do with that?
[21:28] Iruma
    We couldn't have pulled this off
    without everyone here.
[21:31] Iruma
    You guys really are the best.
[21:34] Jazz
    When you just come out
    and say it like that...
[21:36] Lead
    I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
[21:39] Sabro
    You are absolutely correct, my rival!
[21:42] Nar
    Iruma and the Misfit Class can finally
    call checkmate in obtaining the Royal One.
[21:47] Nar
    But there is still one great
    obstacle standing their way.
[21:51] Iruma
    We just need one more...
[21:53] Iruma
    from Kalego!
[23:30] Clara
    It's Su-ki-ma! It's Su-ki-ma!
    Time for Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:34] Momonoki
    I-I received something from my students.
[23:36] Momonoki
    I really shouldn't take this.
[23:38] Momonoki
    I should return it at once.
[23:40] Momonoki
    U-Um...
[23:41] Momonoki
    Some students found this.
[23:44] Kalego
    They "found" that, eh?
[23:46] Kalego
    Those lying little fools.
[23:49] Kalego
    Well, thank you.
[23:51] Momonoki
    H-He smiled! I'm so happy
    I returned it to him!
[23:55] Nar
    For the record,
    she memorized everything inside.

SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Momonoki
    So Kalego-sensei loves cacti?
[24:04] Momonoki
    Maybe I should gift him
    one soon. I totally should.
[24:07] Momonoki
    And then he'd say, all Kalego-sensei-like,
    "Thank you, Momonoki-sensei."
[24:10] Momonoki
    Oh my gosh! What if he really did?!
[24:11] Clara
    Momo-chan-sensei, what about cacti?
[24:13] Momonoki
    Yikes!
[24:14] Momonoki
    N-Nothing! More importantly, Valac-san,
[24:17] Momonoki
    I'm doing the next episode preview,
    so stop needling me!
[24:20] Clara
    Needle, cactus... I get it.
[24:21] Momonoki
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:23] Momonoki
    "The Miracle of Some Fools."

E8 - The Miracle of Some Fools

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SIGN    Letter of Recommendation
[00:01] (Flashback) Ameri
    You'd better see this through!
[00:04] (Flashback) Buer
    Use that passion to surpass all logic.
[00:07] (Flashback) Orias
    Honestly, you guys are pretty amazing.
[00:10] (Flashback) Orias
    I'm looking forward to
    seeing what else you can do.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer
    Permission Form
[00:13] (Flashback) Iruma
    We just need one more...
[00:15] (Flashback) Iruma
    from Kalego!
[00:19] Dali
    I heard that Iruma-kun and the others
[00:21] ---
    managed to get permission slips from all
    of the faculty apart from you, Kalego-sensei.
[00:25] Robin
    Hey, hey! Whatcha gonna do?
[00:27] ---
    If you go back on your word now...
[00:29] Robin
    They'll say, "This is why adults suck,"
    and the students will hate your guts!
[00:34] Robin
    So, whatcha gonna do? Well?
    Well? Well? Well? Well? We—
[00:42] Kalego
    I will simply approach
    this in a dignified manner.
[00:45] Dali
    So you're going to allow their
    transfer to the Royal One?
[00:48] Kalego
    No.
[00:49] Kalego
    I doubt that I will.
[00:56] Janitor
    It'll be exciting to see how the
    seedlings Iruma-kun planted turn out.
[01:01] Janitor
    Truly exciting.
[01:06] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[01:12] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[01:17] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[01:21] Nar
    And that is...
[01:23] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[01:25] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    The Miracle of Some Fools
[03:04] All
    "The Miracle of Some Fools."
[03:13] Male Student F
    Apparently they got a recommendation
    letter from the student council!
[03:14] Eiko
    Iru...
[03:15] Eiko
    ...ma...san...
[03:17] Male Student G
    Cerberously?
[03:18] Male Student E
    I didn't think it was possible,
    but that's devi awesome.
[03:18] Eiko
    I can't see!
[03:35] Iruma
    Here are the permission slips
    from all the teachers.
[03:37] ---
    We gathered them within three days.
[03:39] Iruma
    Go ahead and check.
[03:46] Kalego
    Yes, you do indeed have
    36 approved permission slips.
[03:51] Asmodeus
    But of course! Iruma-sama
    is never less than perfect!
[03:54] Clara
    Iruma-chi is the bee's knees!
[03:57] Iruma
    You're the only one left.
[03:59] Iruma
    There's no way you won't give your stamp,
     if you look at this in a dignified manner.
[04:04] Iruma
    Right?
[04:05] Kalego
    Yes. I will give my stamp
    if all of the others did.
[04:10] Lead
    Wait, seriously? We get to move to the Royal One?
[04:13] Picero
    Yay, nap room.
[04:16] Goemon
    Yay, indeed.
[04:18] Elizabetta
    Yay!
[04:19] Camui
    Let us make a toast to their brilliant smiles!
[04:21] Clara
    We did it, Iruma-chi!
[04:23] Asmodeus
    We truly did!
[04:25] Iruma
    In that case—
[04:26] Kalego
    No.
[04:27] Kalego
    I will only give my stamp once
     you've collected all of them.
[04:30] Kalego
    Therefore...
[04:32] Kalego
    I will not give my stamp.
[04:36] Kalego
    These are permission slips
    from the other 36 teachers.
[04:40] Kalego
    I'm very certain I said I need permission
    slips from every faculty member.
[04:44] Elizabetta
    Every...
[04:45] Keroli
    ...faculty member?
[04:47] Kalego
    When I say every faculty member,
    that goes beyond the teachers.
[04:52] Kalego
    For example, the cafeteria
    staff, student store staff,
[04:55] Kalego
    the janitorial staff, the librarian, etc.
[04:58] Kalego
    Everyone who works at Babyls
    is included in that number.
[05:05] Sabro
    What are you saying?!
[05:06] Lead
    But that's impossible!
[05:10] Asmodeus
    So you never intended to
    approve this transfer at all
[05:13] Asmoedus
    and gave us an impossible task!
[05:15] Clara
    Whut?!
[05:16] Clara
    Eggie-sensei's a meaniehead! Boo!
[05:20] Kalego
    You clearly misunderstood my instructions.
[05:21] Kids
    No way!
[05:22] Kids
    That's not fair!
[05:24] Iruma
    Lord Kalego, this is clearly—
[05:26] Kalego
    Silence.
[05:29] Kalego
    You're always like this.
[05:31] Kalego
    You never think things through thoroughly.
[05:34] Kalego
    You're trying to play with an inferno.
[05:39] Kalego
    If you intend to touch the
    flames that were left behind
[05:43] Kalego
    by the one who laid down the
    foundation of the netherworld
[05:46] Kalego
    and protected this school...
[05:49] Kalego
    As the gatekeeper of this school,
[05:53] Kalego
    it is my duty to bite off your heads.
[05:59] Kalego
    Those who lack critical
    thinking are nothing but fools,
[06:02] Kalego
    and they will be burned in the ring of fire.
[06:07] Kalego
    However,
[06:09] Kalego
    I commend all of you for getting
    all of these permission slips.
[06:13] Kalego
    I wouldn't mind letting you
    use any of the other classrooms,
[06:16] Kalego
    but I will not approve your
    transfer to the Royal One.
[06:21] Kalego
    This matter has now been officially settled,
[06:23] Kalego
    Iruma.
[06:28] Janitor
    Are you here, Iruma-kun?
[06:29] Iruma
    The janitor?
[06:32] Iruma
    What's the matter? Sorry,
    I can't help out right now...
[06:36] Janitor
    I heard you were collecting these,
    so I brought you this, uh, permission slip.
[06:41] Janitor
    Here you go.
[06:44] Iruma
    Thank you.
[06:45] Lead
    And that's another one...
    But that won't change the outcome.
[06:48] Jazz
    That is pretty great, though.
[06:50] Janitor
    What? That's not enough?
[06:52] Janitor
    Hey! Seems they really do need more!
[06:56] Cow/Janitor 2
    I figured.
[06:57] Come-Come
    Pardon.
[07:05] Lady
    Pardon us.
[07:06] Clara
    Ooh, what's going on?
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[07:12] Staff
    You needed this document?
[07:15] Chef
    I've never been in the faculty room before.
[07:17] Janitor 2
    This is the permission slip you needed, right?
[07:19] Janitor 2
    There should be one from all of us.
[07:22] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, what's...
[07:24] Iruma
    Wait, how did all of you...
[07:26] Maintenance Guy
    Hm? Well, you're in a bind, right?
[07:29] Maintenance Guy
    You're always helping me fix up the school.
[07:34] Come-Come
    You've also filled in at the store.
[07:36] Chef
    The cafeteria staff just loves
    the way you eat all of our food.
[07:41] Janitor 2
    Teach me some more cleaning
    life hacks again sometime.
[07:44] Janitor Lady
    I'm going to win the next
    weed-pulling contest.
[07:47] Staff
    Thanks for helping me carry stuff.
[07:50] Staff 2
    Thanks for always helping us out.
[07:53] Hairball Staff
    Let us know if you ever need anything.
[07:59] Maintenance Guy
    We're all huge fans of yours, Iruma-kun.
[08:11] Iruma
    I see. So you're my fans.
[08:18] Iruma
    Thank you all.
[08:20] Maintenance Guy
    Sure thing!
[08:22] Iruma
    Now, then...
[08:28] Iruma
    Lord Kalego.
[08:29] Iruma
    Everything you said was correct.
[08:32] Iruma
    We are still inexperienced and naïve.
[08:35] Iruma
    Everyone laughs at us, mocks us...
[08:38] Iruma
    The members of the Misfit
    Class may be nothing but fools.
[08:43] Iruma
    But regarding this matter, just for today...
[08:50] Iruma
    Everyone at Babyls seems to agree.
[08:55] Iruma
    Fools are indeed naïve, but can
    move the hearts of the masses.
[09:00] Iruma
    Everyone wants to see the Misfit
    Class make it into the Royal One.
[09:05] Iruma
    Curiosity has won this round.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[09:08] Iruma
    Now that we've collected all the forms,
[09:10] Iruma
    you'll give us your stamp, right?
SIGN    Classroom Transfer Permission Form
[09:36] Iruma
    Misfit Class!
[09:38] Iruma
    We're moving to the Royal One!
[09:46] Elizabetta
    We did it!
[09:48] Come-Come
    A joyous occasion.
[09:50] Dali
    Looks like they got you.
[09:52] Kalego
    Honestly...
[09:54] Kalego
    Things never go as I expect them to.
[10:01] Kalego
    Curse those Misfit Class troublemakers.
SIGN    Let's Be Misfits
SIGN    The King's Classroom
SIGN    The Royal One
[10:16] Nar
    The Royal One.
[10:18] Nar
    The day after Iruma and the Misfit
    Class obtained their classroom...
[10:25] Nar
    Many students gathered to witness the
    historical event of the Royal One opening.
[10:32] Jazz
    Dang, look at that crowd.
[10:34] Keroli
    They even have little stalls up.
[10:36] Lead
    Well, it's the day that the Royal One
    is going to be opened!
[10:38] Orias
    I don't think that's the only reason.
[10:41] Goemon
    It's Orias-sensei, the guy who lost to Lead.
[10:45] Orias
    You didn't need that last part.
[10:47] Orias
    They're all here to see the Royal One open,
    but they're also here to see all of you.
[10:51] Jazz
    Us?
[10:52] Keroli
    Huh? What?
[10:54] Orias
    Well, this is worthy of applause.
[10:56] Orias
    Just think about it.
[10:59] Orias
    Kalego-sensei gave you
    an impossible task, and yet...
[11:03] Orias
    All of you were victorious and managed
[11:06] ---
    to obtain something as
    legendary as the Royal One.
[11:12] Orias
    Which means you've gone from being the
    weird class to the weird but amazing class.
[11:17] Orias
    So you should be more exci— Huh?
[11:21] Orias
    Wait, what's wrong?
[11:23] Jazz
    I feel all antsy...
[11:24] Elizabetta
    I'm not used to anyone actually
    complimenting my ability.
[11:28] Goemon
    Indeed!
[11:29] Lead
    Wait, are we allowed to wave back?
[11:33] Orias
    You guys are actually embarrassed!
[11:34] Orias
    By the way, where's Iruma-kun?
    He's the mastermind of this whole operation.
[11:38] Lead
    Oh, he said he was hungry.
[11:42] Orias
    He's quite the strategist.
[11:44] ---
    Anyway, can we scout him
    for the Game Battler?
[11:46] Lead
    Nah, I don't think that's happening.
[11:49] Orias
    Huh?
[11:51] President
    Step right up!
[11:53] Members
    Right up!
[11:54] President
    Listen up! We're gonna draw attention
    by making an ogre-sized Royale
[11:57] President
    that even Iruma can't finish eating,
[11:59] President
    and then establish a stall in the
    Royal One during all the chaos!
[12:03] Member 1
    Yessir!
[12:04] Member 2
    H-Here he comes, sir!
[12:07] President
    Iruma.
[12:11] President
    It's all right! This is three
    times more than last time!
[12:14] President
    Just try to finish it!
[12:16] Iruma
    Thanks for the grub.
[12:17] All
    What?!
[12:19] Iruma
    It was great... It was great... It was great...
[12:22] Eyeball
    Squirmy squirm.
[12:24] All
    Squee!
[12:26] All
    H-He's so cool!
[12:30] Asmodeus
    I will at least acknowledge your
    courage in taking on Iruma-sama.
[12:33] Clara
    Iruma-chi's tummy is bottomless! Woo-hoo!
[12:36] Student 1
    So that's Iruma-kun during his evil cycle.
[12:38] Student 2
    He stands out so much.
[12:40] Student 3
    He's so devi cool.
[12:41] Eiko
    Photo op!
[12:43] Gaako
    You're going to fall, Eiko.
[12:45] Clara
    Everyone's staring real hard.
[12:48] Asmodeus
    But of course!
[12:49] ---
    Iruma-sama has won the
    King's Classroom, the Royal One!
[12:54] Iruma
    That wasn't me.
[13:00] Iruma
    We won that classroom.
[13:03] Buer
    You all pulled off something tremendous.
[13:06] Sabro
    Indeed! And it is thanks to your help!
[13:09] Camui
    A gentleman's path is never-ending.
[13:12] Morax
    And I am just beginning this journey.
[13:16] Schneider
    A virtuous man will never remain alone.
[13:19] Asmodeus
    Fools are indeed naïve, but can
    move the hearts of the masses.
[13:23] Asmodeus
    It is just as you said, Iruma-sama!
[13:29] Kalego
    Are you satisfied?
[13:32] Iruma
    Kalego-sensei.
[13:36] Kalego
    Your goal was to get the other students
    to notice you, was it not?
[13:40] Iruma
    It was.
[13:41] Iruma
    Did you finish your final
    confirmation with the chair-demon?
[13:44] Kalego
    I did.
SIGN    Classroom Transfer
     Permission Form
[13:45] (Flashback) Sullivan
    They all worked so hard,
    so why don't we just open it?
[13:50] Kalego
    We should use everything we
    have available, apparently.
[13:53] Iruma
    Way to go, Gramps.
[13:55] Jazz
    Hey, there you are.
[13:57] Lead
    Kalego-sensei, where's the key?
[13:59] Camui And Elizabetta
    Open it! Open it!
[14:00] Kalego
    Silence.
[14:01] Kalego
    The Royal One is not something that
    should be opened amidst all this ruck—
[14:04] Clara
    Hey, everyone! It's gonna open!
[14:07] Kalego
    Listen to me!
[14:08] Chime
    Ceremony time!
[14:19] Kalego
    Silence.
[14:32] Kalego
    This place
[14:34] Kalego
    was created for a single student
    who went to this school.
[14:40] Kalego
    This student's abilities were unparalleled.
    The netherworld has never seen another like him.
[14:46] Kalego
    And he would eventually become
[14:48] Kalego
    the missing Demon King, Derkila-sama.
[14:56] Kalego
    Ever since, these doors have been
    sealed tight for many years.
[15:00] Kalego
    But as of this moment...
[15:10] Kalego
    The area that has been closed off
    to everyone at this school,
[15:13] Kalego
    the Royal One, shall be opened!
[15:34] Kalego
    The Royal One has been opened!
[15:53] Kalego
    Beyond this point
[15:54] Kalego
    lies the pride of this school,
    the legacy of the king,
[15:57] Kalego
    and now, your classr—
[16:00] All
    It's a castle!
[16:10] Asmodeus
    This is just...
[16:11] Lead
    This is insane!
[16:13] ---
    It's way more posh than I ever expected!
[16:15] Elizabetta
    The ceiling's so high.
[16:17] Jazz
    So's the price on this baby.
[16:19] Clara
    So clean! So shiny!
[16:21] Clara
    Connor and Murf are also super excited!
[16:22] Goemon
    The second floor is all sparkly, too!
[16:24] Schneider
    Luxurious and gorgeous!
    Majestic and splendid!
[16:27] ---
    I...
[16:29] Lead
    Hey, Sabro's crying.
[16:31] Jazz
    Yeah, I'm sure he's happy.
    He just loves the Demon King.
[16:34] Clara
    There, there.
[16:34] Keroli
    There are so many rooms.
[16:37] Picero
    Where's the nap room?
[16:38] Clara
    There, there.
[16:44] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[16:55] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[16:57] Lead
    Hey, the blackboard!
[16:58] Elizabetta
    This must be the classroom.
[17:00] Jazz
    It's so pretty.
[17:02] Jazz
    I guess they weren't kidding when
    they said Derkila-sama cast a spell
[17:06] ---
    to automatically preserve this place.
[17:09] Asmodeus
    It's as though we're being enveloped
    by the Demon King's magic, Iruma-sama!
[17:22] Iruma
    When all's said and done,
    there's the real winner, right there.
[17:34] Clara
    That's a big chair!
[17:36] Asmodeus
    That's... the Demon King's...
[17:46] Asmodeus
    At that moment, no one could move a muscle.
[17:57] Asmodeus
    He looked so much like...
[18:14] Asmodeus
    Like...
[18:19] Asmodeus
    Like...
[18:33] Ali-San
    Morning, Li'l Iru!
[18:35] Ali-San
    Man, you finally turned back to normal!
[18:37] ---
    You had me worried for a sec!
[18:39] Ali-San
    That spell worked way
    better than I expected!
[18:42] Ali-San
    I'm impressed at my own powers,
    and maybe a little frightened of them.
[18:48] Ali-San
    You were so scawwy, I couldn't even come out!
[18:52] Ali-San
    What is it, the Royal One?
[18:53] ---
    That place is super posh
    and super comfy and—
[18:59] Iruma
    How could you do that to me?!
[19:01] Iruma
    I did such awful things to
    everyone because of you!
[19:06] Iruma
    I want to find a hole and bury
    myself in it! What should I do?!
[19:11] Sullivan
    He'll turn back into a good boy...
    He'll stay rebellious.
[19:14] Sullivan
    He'll turn back into a good boy...
    He'll stay rebellious.
[19:22] Sullivan
    That's ten in a row for staying rebellious!
[19:24] Opera
    Never give up, Sullivan-sama.
[19:27] Iruma
    G-Good morning.
[19:30] Iruma
    Grandpa, Opera-san.
[19:33] Iruma
    I'm so sorry for all the trouble,
    and for making you worry...
[19:36] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[19:40] Sullivan
    Oh, thank goodness! Welcome back!
[19:45] Opera
    Indeed...
[19:45] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[19:46] Sullivan
    All right, I'll get your carriage ready.
[19:50] Iruma
    D-Don't worry about that.
[19:52] Asmodeus
    I-Iruma-sama! You're back!
[19:56] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Iruma-chi!
    Iruma-chi! Iruma-chi...
[19:57] Iruma
    I'm so sorry.
[19:58] Asmodeus
    Ah, you were so proud
    during your evil cycle,
[20:01] ---
    but nothing beats your usual self!
[20:04] Clara
    Yay, the usual Iruma-chi! This is much better!
[20:07] Iruma
    I-I'm so sorry about before...
[20:10] Ameri
    D-D-D-Don't worry about it!
[20:12] Iruma
    But not only did I ask you
    for something unreasonable,
[20:15] Iruma
    I even did that.
[20:18] Ameri
    W-Well, that was just, um, y-you know,
    I didn't mind, I-I mean, um...
[20:24] Iruma
    I'm so sorry I spoke to you harshly
    when you're my senior!
[20:28] Ameri
    Huh?
[20:30] Ameri
    Th-That's what you meant?!
[20:33] Lead
    H-Hey...
[20:36] Jazz
    You really don't have to
    apologize that much.
[20:38] Iruma
    But I caused all of you so
    much trouble! I'm so sorry!
[20:43] Lead
    Come on, we're not mad.
[20:45] Jazz
    It was honestly pretty fun.
[20:48] Elizabetta
    And we got this wonderful classroom.
[20:51] Sabro
    Indeed!
[20:53] Lead
    So it's all good.
[20:54] Jazz
    Yeah!
[20:56] Jazz
    Don't even worry about it.
[20:58] Iruma
    Okay...
[20:59] Nar
    And so the chaos came to an end.
[21:03] Iruma
    I feel like I'm closer to
    everyone in the class now.
[21:07] Lead
    Way to go, King!
[21:09] Goemon
    Mr. Royal One!
[21:10] Schneider
    Our hero!
[21:12] Sabro
    I get to sit there tomorrow!
[21:14] Jazz
    All right, try smiling as smugly
    as you did yesterday.
[21:17] Iruma
    I-I'm so embarrassed...
[21:20] Nar
    After that, Iruma was constantly
    teased by his classmates.
[21:20] Clara
    Iruma-chi, pose! Pose!
[21:20] Asmodeus
    Yes, Iruma-sama!
[21:24] Kalego
    Silence, you fools.
[21:29] Kalego
    Wh-Wh-Wha...
[21:29] Lead
    Come on, Sensei! Get in the picture with us!
[21:31] ---
    Stop! Unhand me at once!
[21:33] Clara
    Okay, everyone! Pose!
[21:37] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen,
[21:39] Nar
    after his change in personality,
[21:43] Nar
    obtained the Royal One.
[21:50] Janitor
    The seedling that Iruma-kun planted
[21:53] Janitor
    bloomed into a beautiful flower.
[23:29] Kalego
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:31] Sullivan
    Yay! Iruma-kun's a good boy again!
[23:35] Nar
    Iruma turned back to normal,
    and Sullivan and Opera were ecstatic.
[23:39] Sullivan
    May I take a picture to
    commemorate this moment?
[23:42] Iruma
    Sure!
[23:45] Iruma
    What a great picture!
[23:46] Sullivan
    Yes!
[23:46] Opera
    Indeed.
[23:48] Sullivan
    That other one was really good, too.
[23:51] Opera
    Yes.
[23:51] Iruma
    Really?
[23:53] Nar
    In the end, Sullivan and Opera
    loved both Irumas.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Eiko
    Iruma-san, you really are amazing!
[24:03] Eiko
    You opened up the Royal One!
[24:05] Eiko
    I'm just so moved!
[24:07] Eiko
    I'm so moved, I'm going to take a picture!
[24:09] Eiko
    My evil-lens camera's going
    to get all the sweet shots!
[24:11] Eiko
    President Ameri is stepping
    closer to Iruma-san!
[24:13] Eiko
    My dream collab! Rapid-fire shots!
[24:16] Eiko
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:18] Eiko
    "Studying in the Netherworld."
[24:19] Eiko
    I need to study, too!
[24:21] Eiko
    I want to know even more about
    Iruma-san and President Ameri!

E9 - Studying in the Netherworld

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[00:05] Iruma
    I was sold off by my stupid parents
[00:09] Iruma
    and became my grandpa's grandson.
[00:11] Iruma
    So much has happened since then.
[00:14] Iruma
    Life-or-death situations...
[00:17] Iruma
    Though they're my grandpa's powers,
[00:19] Iruma
    I've been able to use magic more,
[00:21] Iruma
    and I somehow managed to make it this far.
[00:24] Iruma
    But now... I'm facing my greatest enemy!
[00:28] Iruma
    And that's...
[00:33] Iruma
    studying.
[00:38] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:44] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:49] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:53] Nar
    And that is...
[00:55] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:57] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Studying in the Netherworld
[02:36] All
    "Studying in the Netherworld."
SIGN    A Few Mornings Before
[02:42] Nar
    As for why Iruma was working
    hard on his studies...
[02:46] Nar
    Let's rewind a bit.
[02:53] Clara
    Iruma-chi, look!
    There's a kitty! A kitty-cat!
[02:55] Iruma
    Y-Yeah.
[03:01] Asmodeus
    Stop pulling on Iruma-sama, Valac!
[03:04] Asmodeus
    More importantly, Iruma-sama,
    I heard the cafeteria is getting new items!
[03:09] Iruma
    Yeah... So, hey...
[03:15] Iruma
    What's up with you two?
[03:16] Asmodeus
    Pay no mind.
[03:18] Clara
    Pay every mind.
[03:19] Iruma
    R-Right...
[03:20] Asmodeus
    Now, let us proceed to the
    Misfit Class's new classroom,
[03:24] Asmodeus
    which Iruma-sama secured for us!
[03:28] Asmodeus
    The Royal One!
SIGN    The Royal One
[03:38] Lead
    Get a room, you guys.
[03:40] Elizabetta
    My, how passionate.
[03:42] Goemon
    They're like sardines.
[03:45] Lead
    So who's babysitting who here?
[03:47] Iruma
    Clara's anxious that I might
    go through my evil cycle again.
[03:53] Lead
    Anxious, eh?
[03:54] Jazz
    She looks like a kid
    who just had a nightmare.
[03:56] Lead
    What about Azz-kun, then?
[03:58] Asmodeus
    As Iruma-sama's attendant, I am keeping
    my distance so I can observe any changes!
[04:04] Jazz
    Uh, keeping your distance?
[04:06] Goemon
    You're clearly latched on to him.
[04:08] Lead
    Looks like you're loved, Iruma-kun.
[04:10] Iruma
    Y-Yeah...
[04:12] Elizabetta
    They must have missed you very much.
[04:18] Sabro
    She just won't let go.
[04:19] Sabro
    Come now, you strange beast. Hop on.
[04:22] Sabro
    It's your favorite pastime.
    Climbing onto Sabro.
[04:26] Goemon
    We've got some tasty treats for you, too.
[04:28] Elizabetta
    See? Look at this delicious macaron cake.
[04:32] Clara
    Harumph.
[04:32] Lead
    Lookie, Azz-Azz, I have some treats for you.
[04:36] Lead
    Er, my bad.
[04:39] Jazz
    Come on. If you latch on that hard,
    you're just going to trouble Iruma-kun.
[04:43] Jazz
    You're just going to trouble Iruma-kun...
[04:45] ---
    Trouble... Trouble...
[04:49] Iruma
    Sorry...
[04:58] Lead
    Yeah, it's no use.
[04:59] Lead
    Which means we should all cling, too!
[05:01] Iruma
    Huh?
[05:02] Sabro
    Brilliant idea!
[05:03] Elizabetta
    Let me squeeze you!
[05:06] Keroli
    Huh? M-Me, too!
[05:07] Camui
    Let's get nice and cozy.
[05:15] Kalego
    Silence.
[05:18] Kalego
    What in the world are you
     all doing? How unsightly.
[05:23] Kalego
    As your handouts say, your classes
    will be shortened starting tomorrow.
[05:27] Kalego
    That doesn't mean you get to slack off.
[05:30] Kalego
    Because they're shorter,
    you'll need to concentrate even harder.
[05:33] Lead
    Jeez, talk about a bad attitude.
    He's leaning on his elbow.
[05:36] Goemon
    That's his own chair.
[05:38] Jazz
    Wonder if he finally gave up
    and decided to do whatever.
[05:42] Kalego
    It's almost the end of the terminus.
[05:44] Kalego
    Make sure you are all prepared.
[05:47] Nar
    The end of the terminus.
SIGN    End of Terminus
[05:49] ---
    Or as they say in the human
    world, summer vacation.
[05:52] Iruma
    It's a long break, right?
[05:54] Asmodeus
    Yes. Some leave Babyls and go back home,
[05:58] Asmodeus
    and others concentrate
    more on their Battlers.
[06:00] Lead
    Woo! Vacation!
[06:01] Picero
    Going back to sleep.
[06:01] Jazz
    Playtime!
[06:03] Goemon
    Let's play!
[06:05] Clara
    Yeah, yeah!
[06:07] Kalego
    Though, of course, you have your
    classroom exams before that.
[06:07] Clara
    Vacation! Vacation!
[06:12] Lead
    Classroom exams?!
[06:13] Lead
    Wait, wait, what?
[06:15] ---
    Our end-of-terminus exams
    are classroom exams?!
[06:17] Kalego
    Yes. You've already done your
    flying and magic exams.
[06:20] Kalego
    Of course, if you fail,
    you'll take supplementary classes.
[06:22] Camui
    But that's insane!
[06:24] Kalego
    This was all written on your syllabus.
    Read those, you fools.
[06:29] Kalego
    Make sure you get scores
    worthy of the Royal One.
[06:33] Lead
    That teacher's smirking at us!
[06:34] Sabro
    Fear not!
[06:36] ---
    I will be Demon King one day,
[06:38] ---
    meaning I will drive the Misfit Class's
    average through the roof!
[06:41] Schneider
    Ars longa, vita brevis.
[06:44] Keroli
    I-I'll do my best.
[06:46] Clara
    What's a classroom exam?
[06:49] Keroli
    Y-You don't even know that?
[06:51] Clara
    I... have heard of them!
[06:54] Asmodeus
    Honestly. Look at all of these fools
    who weren't prepared, Iruma-sa—
[07:00] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?!
[07:04] Asmodeus
    You're bad at studying?
[07:07] Iruma
    I wouldn't say that.
    I'm just not used to it...
[07:10] Iruma
    I mean... I haven't had the opportunity
    to properly study before.
[07:15] Asmodeus
    Ah, I see.
[07:17] Asmodeus
    But you'll be just fine, Iruma-sama!
[07:20] Iruma
    Y-You think so?
[07:21] Clara
    Yup, yup!
[07:22] Clara
    Tests are easy as...
[07:24] Iruma
    ...pie...
[07:25] Clara
    5, 0, 2, 3, and 6!
[07:31] Iruma
    I'm so sorry.
[07:32] Asmodeus
    Huh? No, no, I'm sorry!
[07:34] Asmodeus
    I had no idea our pop quizzes
    gave you this much trouble.
[07:37] Clara
    This is bad. Can you even read, Iruma-chi?
[07:41] Iruma
    I can...
[07:43] Asmodeus
    Valac, you fiend! How dare
    you be so rude to Iruma-sama?!
[07:46] Clara
    But if he can read, this is just devi ba—
[07:48] Asmodeus
    Hey!
[07:49] Iruma
    Right.
[07:50] ---
    Because of Grandpa's magic,
[07:52] ---
    I can read the language here
    because it gets translated.
[07:54] Iruma
    But...
[07:55] Nar
    Question.
[07:57] Nar
    When you're in a battle using verbal magic and
    a taboo spell other than those assigned is used,
[08:01] Nar
    what is the range of those powers?
[08:04] Iruma
    Just because I can read what it says
[08:06] ---
    doesn't mean I understand
    a single word of it!
[08:09] Clara
    Wow, uggo Iruma-chi.
[08:10] Asmodeus
    Hey!
[08:11] Clara
    You're so hopeless.
[08:13] ---
    Want Big Sis Clara to give you some lessons?
[08:15] Iruma
    Huh?
[08:17] Clara
    Ta-da! Behold!
[08:19] Iruma
    12, 10, 15, 18, and 21!
[08:24] Clara
    You are dumber than me.
SIGN    Dumb
[08:28] Iruma
    I'm at a loss for words.
[08:30] Clara
    Go on, call me "Instructor."
    Instructor Clara!
[08:37] Iruma
    I wonder if Azz-kun's finally
    lost all hope for me, too.
[08:40] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[08:43] Clara
    Now, let us begin.
[08:45] Iruma
    Huh? Begin what?
[08:47] Clara
    Angy called Smiley dumb.
[08:51] Clara
    And then Smiley became Ragey.
[08:52] Asmodeus
    He's such a mysterious person.
[08:54] Asmodeus
    He's managed to overcome so many hardships,
    but he's naïve in the ways of the world.
[08:54] Clara
    And then ROFLs showed up and LMAOed.
[09:00] Asmodeus
    His kindness is truly rare among demons.
[09:03] Asmodeus
    But that's also why I've always felt
    that he is truly gracious.
[09:10] Asmodeus
    And the moment he took his place
    upon the Demon King's throne...
[09:16] Asmodeus
    I saw the future.
[09:26] Iruma
    Azz-kun? Wh-What's the ma—
[09:28] Asmodeus
    You'll be able to get a
    perfect score, Iruma-sama!
[09:30] Iruma
    Huh?
[09:31] Asmodeus
    Let us have study
    sessions here after school!
[09:34] Asmodeus
    I will do everything I can to help you
    with the parts you do not understand!
[09:37] Iruma
    Huh? Wait, what?
[09:39] Iruma
    Azz-kun hasn't lost all hope for me?
[09:41] Asmodeus
    And those who score highly on their
    exams will be able to move up in rank!
[09:46] Iruma
    You can move up that way, too?
[09:48] Asmodeus
    Yes!
SIGN    He
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Dalet
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Gimel
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Bet
[09:49] Asmodeus
    This is your chance to go
    from Gimel to Dalet!
[09:49] Iruma
    Gimel to Dalet!
[09:52] Clara
    Dalet!
[09:55] Clara
    With the three of us fighting together,
[09:57] ---
    we'll be able to knock the socks
     off those exams, Iruma-chi!
[10:00] Asmodeus
    Let's do this, Iruma-sama!
[10:03] Iruma
    Yeah!
[10:04] Iruma
    Okay, let's all work together
    to get perfect scores!
[10:08] All
    Yeah!
[10:10] Schenell
    Lo! I have arrived!
[10:12] All
    Huh?
[10:14] Schenell
    I will be joining you starting today.
    Pleased to meet you, comrades!
[10:18] All
    Huh?
[10:20] Ameri
    Er, I'm sorry this is so sudden,
    but it's already been decided.
[10:24] Iruma
    I see...
[10:25] Ameri
    Student council work was
    just too much for Schenell.
[10:29] (Flashback) Schenell
    Sublime, sublime, truly sublime...
[10:31] (Flashback) Schenell
    Precious, precious, truly precious!
[10:37] (Flashback) Schenell
    Desirable, desirable, truly desirable!
[10:40] Ameri
    But he's too dangerous to let loose,
[10:43] Ameri
    so I figured we'd put him in a Battler
    that I can trust and keep an eye on.
[10:47] Iruma
    And that's why you put him in ours...
[10:49] Ameri
    Schenell learned how to create magic
    to change personalities all on his own,
[10:52] Ameri
    so he has talent.
[10:54] Schenell
    I proclaim this desk my own!
[10:57] Ameri
    So, well... please keep an eye on him for a while.
[11:01] Iruma
    Sure!
[11:03] Narration
    Iruma can never say no to a request.
[11:08] Schenell
    My waifu is here.
[11:11] Schenell
    So yes, it is a pleasure to be with all of you.
[11:13] Asmodeus And Clara
    Leave!
[11:14] Schenell
    What?! But I am older
    than you! I am your senior!
[11:19] Iruma
    Y-You guys...
[11:20] Clara
    We were having...
[11:22] Asmodeus
    ...a moment with the three of us!
[11:24] Nar
    And so a new member, Eligoth Schenell,
    joined the Magical Apparatus Battler.
[11:31] Asmodeus
    I guess our hands are tied.
    This was a request from the president.
[11:37] Asmodeus
    Oh, I forgot to mention
    this earlier, Iruma-sama.
[11:42] Asmodeus
    About the end-of-terminus exams...
[11:44] ---
    Uh-huh.
[11:45] Asmodeus
    If you score too low,
    you may go down in rank.
[11:48] Iruma
    Huh?!
[11:50] Nar
    And now, back to the present day.
[11:55] Nar
    How will the end-of-terminus exams turn out?
SIGN    You slay me!
[12:08] Sullivan
    It looks like you're
    studying hard, Iruma-kun.
[12:12] Sullivan
    But don't work too hard.
[12:16] Iruma
    Right...
[12:19] Sullivan
    You pulled an all-nighter yesterday,
    didn't you? Hmph, hmph.
[12:21] Sullivan
    Grampy is worried. Hmph, hmph.
[12:24] Opera
    Here is your Hell Grey tea.
[12:25] Iruma
    Thank you very much.
[12:27] Sullivan
    Maybe I should show you some favoritism.
[12:30] ---
    Shall I give you the test questions?
[12:32] Sullivan
    Or I could just make all
    of your questions easy.
[12:35] Opera
    Sir...
[12:37] Opera
    That will not help Iruma-sama in the end.
[12:40] Iruma
    Opera-san...
[12:41] Opera
    Not to mention, Iruma-sama is very earnest.
[12:45] Opera
    I'm sure he will score very high on his exams.
[12:48] Iruma
    Hngh?!
[12:49] Sullivan
    Yeah, you're right.
[12:51] Sullivan
    I'll get ready for our
     celebration, then. Yahoo!
[12:55] Sullivan
    Yahoo!
[12:55] Iruma
    Y-Yahoo...
[13:01] Iruma
    I didn't have the heart to ask for seconds...
[13:06] Ali-San
    Thank you for taking such good care of me.
[13:10] Iruma
    Huh?!
[13:12] Iruma
    Huh?! Wh-What now?!
[13:14] Ali-San
    Well, I got this body because
     you went up a rank, Li'l Iru.
[13:18] Ali-San
    Which means...
[13:20] Ali-San
    You fail your tests because
    you're dumb! You lose a rank!
[13:23] ---
    I cease to be!
[13:25] Ali-San
    All because you're dumb!
    Because you're so dumb!
[13:28] Iruma
    Stop already! You're totally enjoying this!
[13:31] Ali-San
    No, I'm quite worried,
    if we're being completely honest here.
[13:34] Iruma
    I-It'll be okay.
[13:36] Ali-San
    Oh, really? You'll get a high score?
[13:40] Iruma
    I-I probably won't fail... at least...
[13:43] Ali-San
    You don't seem very confident.
[13:45] ---
    Yeah, I'm worried.
[13:48] Iruma
    But he's right.
[13:49] ---
    We don't know what'll happen
    to Ali-san if I go down a rank.
[13:54] Iruma
    Okay! I'm going to at least avoid failing!
[13:57] Ali-San
    Oh, my! I have high hopes for you!
SIGN    Absolutely no failing!!
[14:08] Asmodeus
    What in the world is this?
[14:10] Lead
    What does it look like?!
[14:12] Clara
    Your butt's on fire,
    but you're trying to hold it in.
[14:14] All
    No! We're studying!
[14:16] Iruma
    S-Studying?
[14:17] Asmodeus
    You're actually studying?
[14:18] Lead
    We are!
[14:20] Goemon
    We decided that we'd actually try! Yes!
[14:23] Lead
    So we can play!
[14:24] Clara
    Yeah!
[14:27] Camui
    We will not be able to
    survive supplementary classes!
[14:30] Jazz
    We decided we'd spend our
    extended break being degenerates!
[14:33] Lead
    Which means...
[14:35] All
    We're gonna actually try,
    so we can play!
SIGN    We're gonna actually try, so we can play!
[14:37] Asmodeus
    Oh, I knew it...
[14:41] Iruma
    I sorta feel at ease now.
[14:44] Clara
    You guys aren't gonna be all like,
    "Raaaawr!" like them?
[14:47] Schneider
    Haste makes waste.
[14:49] Keroli
    I'm better at classroom studies
    than using my skills practically.
[14:52] Keroli
    I'm actually doing amazing with both
    my studies and my dem-dol work!
[14:56] Sabro
    One who is to be Demon
    King must always train!
[15:00] Sabro
    They cannot panic and wave around
    their swords during a battle!
[15:05] Asmodeus
    I never thought I'd agree with you.
[15:08] Asmodeus
    Let's leave these fools be
    and study over there.
[15:12] Lead
    Do you know the answer to this?
[15:13] Jazz
    No!
[15:16] Asmodeus
    There are five subjects we'll be tested on.
[15:19] Asmodeus
    What is your best subject, Iruma-sama?
[15:21] Iruma
    I-I'm not really sure.
[15:25] Asmodeus
    Let's see what subjects you excel at and
    what needs work with a little quiz, then.
[15:30] Iruma
    S-Sure!
[15:32] Clara
    Sure!
SIGN    Iruma Team
[15:36] Asmodeus
    Question 1.
[15:38] Sign/Asmodeus
    What great family has belonged to the
    Thirteen Crowns for eight generations?
SIGN    Netherworld History
[15:38] Sign/Asmodeus
    Netherworld history.
[15:39] Sign/Asmodeus
    What great family has belonged to the
    Thirteen Crowns for eight generations?
SIGN    Blah lah lah
[15:43] Clara
    I know! Blah lah lah.
SIGN    I don't know
[15:45] Iruma
    I don't know...
SIGN    Belzebuth
[15:48] Asmodeus
    The answer is Belzebuth.
[15:51] Clara
    Yay, I got it right!
[15:52] Asmodeus
    You absolutely did not!
[15:54] Clara
    Yes, I did! I did, though!
[15:54] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! You were so close!
SIGN    Blammo!!
    True/False Mud Quiz
[15:59] Asmodeus
    Blammo! True or False Mud Quiz!
SIGN    Magic Basics
[16:02] Asmodeus
    Magic basics!
[16:05] Asmodeus
    Question.
SIGN    Verbal Spells
[16:07] Asmodeus
    The rule stating that you cannot use
    verbal and mental spells at the same time
SIGN    Mental Spells
[16:11] ---
    is called the Ouroboros Rule.
[16:13] Asmodeus
    True or false?
SIGN    Absolutely Correct
[16:15] Clara
    Absolutely correct!
[16:20] Asmodeus
    Iru... Iruma-sama, you've got this!
[16:26] Asmodeus
    Question 3: astrology.
SIGN    Astrology
[16:30] Asmodeus
    If the blood moon was three days ago,
[16:32] ---
    how many days from today
    will we see the blue star?
SIGN    If the blood moon was three days ago,
    how many days from today will we see the blue star?
SIGN    2 days
SIGN    4 days
SIGN    9 days
SIGN    7 days
[16:39] Iruma
    I-I'd like to phone a friend.
[16:42] Clara
    Hiya! I was waiting
    for you to call, Iruma-chi!
[16:45] Iruma
    So hey, Clara, if the blood moon...
[16:48] Clara
    Hey, Iruma-chi. I'm green! Yay!
[16:51] Iruma
    Clara? Cla—
SIGN    2 days
SIGN    4 days
SIGN    7 days
SIGN    If the blood moon was three days ago, how many days from today will we see the blue star?
SIGN    9 days
[16:54] Iruma
    I have no idea.
[16:55] Asmodeus
    Is that your devi answer?
[16:57] Iruma
    It is.
[16:59] Asmodeus
    Too bad! The answer is D: 9 days.
SIGN    Pharmaceutics
[17:05] Asmodeus
    And now, pharmaceutics.
[17:06] Asmodeus
    Here's the question.
[17:08] Asmodeus
    How long would it take a gondola moray
    to digest a demon weighing 45 kilograms?
SIGN    How long would it take a gondola moray to digest a demon weighing 45 kilograms?
SIGN    Five minutes Go go go go!!
[17:16] Iruma
    I have no idea...
[17:17] Clara
    Five minutes.
[17:18] Asmodeus
    Correct!
[17:19] Clara
    Yay!
[17:24] Clara/Chiko
    Heh. I'm gonna ask the fifth question.
[17:27] Iruma
    Uh, what?
[17:28] Clara
    Say, Iruma-chi.
[17:30] ---
    What's the torture device the
     Terrifying General Andras loves using?
[17:36] Asmodeus
    I-I have no idea, and you're scaring me.
[17:38] Clara
    Wake up and live your damn life!
[17:41] ---
    The answer is the tongue ripper!
SIGN    Tongue Ripper
[17:44] Clara
    Take that and that!
[17:46] Asmodeus
    Stop that! Hey, I said stop!
[17:49] Keroli
    Are they actually studying?
[17:53] Iruma
    I-I got every answer wrong...
[17:55] Asmodeus
    H-Have no fear! Let's just take our time.
[17:59] Clara
    S'all good.
[17:59] Asmodeus
    You only got two out
    of five correct yourself!
[18:03] Clara
    Yay! I got half of them right!
[18:05] Asmodeus
    Two out of five is less than half!
[18:08] Iruma
    Maybe I'm just not cut out for studyi—
SIGN    Mythical Zoology Workbook by Balam Shichiro
[18:15] Iruma
    Mythical Zoology Workbook
    by Balam Shichiro.
[18:21] Iruma
    Huh?
SIGN    Question!
[18:24] Iruma
    Huh?!
SIGN    How many wings do humans have?
[18:29] Iruma
    U-Um... n-none?
SIGN    What food do cats love the most?
[18:35] Iruma
    Fish?
SIGN    Is a dog an animal or a plant?
[18:39] Iruma
    A-An animal.
SIGN    What do chickens lay?
[18:42] Iruma
    Eggs.
SIGN    Do humans have tails?
[18:45] Iruma
    They do not!
SIGN    You got all the questions right! 100 points!
SIGN    Congratulations!
SIGN    You've completed chapter one of the basic questions in this book!
[18:59] Asmodeus
    A-A hundred! You got a
    perfect score, Iruma-sama!
[19:03] Clara
    Yay, Iruma-chi! Smarty pants!
[19:05] Lead
    That was awesome, Iruma-kun!
[19:07] Goemon
    Well done.
[19:08] Elizabetta
    That was perfect.
[19:09] Camui
    You are also perfect, milady.
[19:11] Sabnock
    You've gotten stronger, my rival.
[19:13] Iruma
    Th-That was really easy.
[19:16] Asmodeus
    So this is Mythical Zoology
    in Netherworld History
.
[19:19] Asmodeus
    I never knew you had such a talent!
[19:22] Iruma
    Huh?
[19:22] Lead
    Wow, 100 points.
[19:24] ---
    I thought that was an urban legend.
[19:26] Elizabetta
    Intelligent gentlemen are wonderful.
[19:28] Keroli
    Damn it, you're standing out
    with studying, too.
[19:31] Jazz
    So you are actually smart, Iruma-kun.
[19:33] Nar
    Normally, Iruma would be like...
[19:36] Iruma
    Really? Th-Thanks.
[19:38] Nar
    Or the like, but...
[19:41] Asmodeus
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
[19:41] Clara
    Wow!
[19:41] Lead
    You're so smart!
[19:42] Goemon
    You're a genius!
[19:44] Nar
    Because he got a perfect score in
    his studies, which he's terrible at,
[19:47] Nar
    he acted a bit differently.
[19:50] Iruma
    You... think so?
SIGN    Studying High
[19:52] Narration
    He was experiencing a studying high.
[19:55] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, why don't we try to
    strengthen your netherworld history?
[19:59] Asmodeus
    Your next elective class
    should be netherworld history!
[20:03] Iruma
    N-Netherworld history...
SIGN    Studying High
[20:04] Nar
    The excitement from getting a perfect
    score made him slightly stupid.
[20:09] Iruma
    Okay, let's go!
[20:11] All
    Yeah!
[20:15] Clara
    We're here!
[20:17] Iruma
    So this is the netherworld history class.
[20:19] Asmodeus
    The instructor of this class is Dali-sensei.
SIGN    I'm Dali!
[20:21] Clara
    Ah, Delicatessen-sensei!
[20:24] Iruma
    So if I don't understand something,
    I don't have to be afraid to ask...
[20:29] Students
    Run away!
[20:31] Asmodeus
    Hey, what's the meaning of this?
[20:34] Student B
    D-Dali-sensei is out
    because of his evil cycle.
[20:36] Student C
    And B-B-Balam-sensei is subbing for him!
[20:40] Asmodeus
    B-Balam?
[20:42] Clara
    Blah-lah-lam?
[20:43] Iruma
    I've heard that name before.
[20:45] Iruma
    Oh!
[20:46] Iruma
    Balam Shichiro.
[20:47] ---
    The person who made the
    workbook I got 100 points in!
[20:51] Asmodeus
    Well, Balam-sensei is... rather unique.
[20:54] Asmodeus
    M-Maybe we should come back another time.
[20:57] Iruma
    It's fine! I need to get better at my
    netherworld history, like you said!
[21:02] Asmodeus
    If you insist, Iruma-sama...
[21:08] Clara
    No one's here.
[21:10] Iruma
    I wonder if something happened.
[21:11] Asmodeus
    Oh, drat. Well, if there's no one else here...
[21:13] Asmodeus
    Let's leave, Iruma-sa—
[21:15] Iruma
    What? But if we're already here,
[21:16] ---
    I want to take Balam-sensei's cla—
[21:20] Asmodeus
    Wha—
[21:23] Iruma
    Huh?
[21:24] Balam
    Well, isn't that nice?
[21:28] Balam
    I love enthusiastic students like you.
[21:33] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[21:35] Clara
    Spinny, spinny, spinny, wrappy, wrappy!
[21:38] Balam
    Now, then...
[21:41] Clara
    Oh?
SIGN    The Study of Imaginary Beasts Instructor Balam Shichiro
[21:43] Balam
    Let's begin our lesson.
[23:23] Clara
    Quit living your life in the Sukima!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:27] Schnell
    Dun du-dun!
[23:28] Schenell
    I've created a potion to make you smarter!
[23:32] Clara
    Om.
[23:35] Asmodeus
    Hey! Spit that out this instant!
[23:36] Clara
    Gulpies.
[23:38] Clara
    Don't worry. It was just a drop.
[23:40] Iruma
    Thank goodness.
[23:42] Clara
    I'm so sorry for worrying both of you,
[23:43] Iruma
    Huh?!
[23:44] Clara
    but apparently, that amount
    didn't have any effect.
[23:46] Clara
    Now, Iruma-kun. Let's not rely on any
    strange potions, and study properly.
[23:50] Both
    You're not okay at all!
[23:52] Schenell
    The experiment was a huge success!
[23:54] Asmodeus
    Hurry up and do something!
[23:56] Nar
    Oh, dear...
[23:56] Nar
    She turned back to normal
    about five minutes later.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Ali-San
    That Balam-sensei who teaches
    netherworld history sure is scary.
[24:05] Ali-San
    His hair's all gangly.
    I'm counting on you, L'il Iru.
[24:09] Ali-San
    You need to study and move up a rank.
[24:11] Ali-San
    If you go down a rank, I, Ali-san,
    am going to disappear... pear... pear...
[24:17] Ali-San
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Ali-San
    "Balam's Lesson."
[24:20] Ali-San
    Come on! I just showed up!
    I don't wanna disappear yet!

E10 - Balam's Lesson

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[00:02] Balam
    Now, then...
SIGN    The Study of Imaginary Beasts Instructor Balam Shichiro
[00:04] Balam
    Let's begin our lesson.
[00:11] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:17] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:22] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:26] Nar
    And that is...
[00:28] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:30] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Balam's Lesson
[02:09] Sign
    "Balam's Lesson."
SIGN    Netherworld History Room
[02:21] Balam
    Throughout our history—the history
    of the netherworld, that is—
[02:25] Balam
    countless imaginary beasts have existed.
[02:30] Balam
    The study of imaginary beasts
    involves learning via imagination.
[02:34] Balam
    After all...
[02:36] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[02:37] Balam
    It's a subject in which we research
    creatures of the imaginary kind.
[02:42] Balam
    And...
[02:43] Balam
    There are plenty of unexplored
    regions in the netherworld.
[02:46] Asmodeus
    C-Could you perhaps stop this?
[02:49] Balam
    So there must be new species out there.
[02:53] Iruma
    E-Excuse me...
[02:55] Balam
    What's that? You want to know
    what imaginary beasts eat?
[02:58] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:01] Balam
    We believe that imaginary beasts
    eat other imaginary beasts!
[03:07] Balam
    For example, cats in the netherworld
    catch demon birds and eat them...
[03:11] Balam
    But the imaginary version
    of a cat does not have wings!
[03:14] Balam
    Therefore, we can theorize that it eats
     land creatures or water creatures.
[03:16] Iruma
    Say, Azz-kun, is the reason all
    the other students ran away...
[03:20] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[03:22] Asmodeus
    Balam-sensei's "skinship."
SIGN    Touchy-Feelies (Skinship)
[03:25] ---
    Perhaps it's because he's in
    charge of an imaginary science,
[03:27] Asmodeus
    but whenever he sees a living creature,
    he has to touch it, so the lesson goes nowhere.
[03:32] Student C
    Apparently he touches everyone to see
    if they're fit for his experiments.
[03:36] Iruma
    E-Experiments?
[03:38] Student D
    Rumor has it he kidnaps the students he likes...
[03:40] Student D
    and then conducts experiments
    on them all night!
[03:45] Iruma
    Huh?!
[03:48] Balam
    Now, then...
[03:50] Balam
    Today, we will think about humans.
SIGN    Humans
[03:55] Balam
    If a human were to appear in
    front of you, what would you do?
SIGN    Human-kun
[04:01] Student
    Well, obviously...
[04:02] Male Student B
    Eat them!
[04:04] Azuki
    I hear humans taste really good.
    I wonder if that's really true.
[04:09] Dosanko
    I wonder if they can truly satisfy my palate.
[04:13] Song
    Humans only exist to be our food...
[04:21] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?!
[04:22] Clara
    Poke... Poke, poke...
    Poke, poke... Poke, poke...
[04:23] Balam
    It is said that humans are filled with desires
[04:26] Balam
    and serve as sustenance for us demons.
[04:29] Haruno
    What would you do if you
    encountered a human, Sensei?
[04:32] Balam
    Me?
[04:38] Student C
    Don't just stop talking. It's creepy.
[04:40] Student D
    He's totally experimenting
    in his mind right now.
[04:42] Haruno
    Is he really going to eat them?
[04:45] Balam
    Well, if I ever met a human...
[04:48] Balam
    I'd love to ask them how
    they managed to survive.
[04:52] Balam
    Imaginary beasts are ancient...
[04:54] Balam
    And the fact that they've survived this long
[04:57] Balam
    must mean that they live
    in a peaceful environment.
[05:00] Balam
    But the netherworld's ecosystem is unforgiving.
[05:04] Balam
    That's why we demons attained
    wings during our evolution.
[05:10] Balam
    In the race for survival,
    wings are essential.
[05:14] Balam
    Even if you don't have horns,
    as long as you have wings, you can flee...
[05:17] Balam
    As long as you have... Huh?
[05:27] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[05:28] Clara
    That looks fun!
[05:35] Balam
    Pardon me! Someone!
[05:37] Robin
    What's the matter, Balam-sensei?
[05:39] Balam
    There's an emergency!
    This boy doesn't have wings!
[05:43] Momonoki
    He doesn't have wings?!
[05:44] Robin
    Oh, come on, now. Of course he has wings!
[05:48] Iruma
    O-Oh, no!
[05:49] Momonoki
    I'm sure they're just tucked inside his body.
[05:51] Balam
    He doesn't even have wing bases!
[05:53] Momonoki And Robin
    He doesn't?!
[05:54] Balam
    You can tell by touching him.
[05:56] Iruma
    What should I do?
[05:57] Robin
    Iruma-kun, let me see your back.
[05:59] Iruma
    They're gonna find out that I'm human!
[06:00] Balam
    Let's pull this off!
[06:02] Robin
    Right!
[06:06] Robin
    This is...
[06:08] Momonoki
    He does have wings.
[06:09] Iruma
    Huh?!
[06:12] Iruma
    Ali-san!
[06:16] Robin
    Aw, we just didn't notice them
    because they're so small.
[06:19] Momonoki
    It's great that you're so
    passionate about your research,
[06:22] Momonoki
    but don't let your imagination run too wild.
[06:30] Iruma
    I was sure they were going to find me out.
[06:34] Iruma
    It might be dangerous to
    be around this teacher.
[06:37] Iruma
    I do want to ask him about our homework...
[06:40] Iruma
    But I should probably get away.
[06:42] Iruma
    W-Well, I'll be going now.
[06:48] Balam
    It's no use.
[06:55] Balam
    The study of imaginary beasts
    consists of preconceptions.
[06:59] Balam
    After touching your back, I'm convinced
    that either you have a severe illness
[07:06] Balam
    or you're a very special creature.
[07:11] Balam
    I won't be satisfied until I find out for sure.
[07:15] Balam
    Please...
[07:17] Balam
    don't hold this against me.
[07:20] Iruma
    If he finds out I'm human...
[07:23] Iruma
    He's going to eat—
[07:32] Balam
    Are we... even now?
[07:36] Iruma
    Huh?
[07:37] Balam
    Whoops.
[07:40] Iruma
    U-Um...
[07:42] Balam
    My fangs are rather savage.
[07:44] Balam
    That's not exactly rare in the netherworld,
[07:48] Balam
    but I got in an accident,
    exposing some of my fangs.
[07:52] Balam
    I love all living creatures,
[07:54] Balam
    but everyone runs away because
    they're scared of these fangs.
[07:58] Balam
    That's why I got the habit of touching
    them as much as possible, given the chance.
[08:03] Balam
    I wear this mask so I'm not as scary.
[08:08] Iruma
    Why are you telling me this?
[08:11] Balam
    Well, I figured you probably didn't like
[08:14] Balam
    having people see your tiny wings.
[08:17] Balam
    That must've startled you. I'm sorry.
[08:20] Balam
    I wasn't sure at first,
    but I figured I should do this.
[08:24] Balam
    It wouldn't have been fair if you went through
[08:26] Balam
    something upsetting and
    all I did was apologize.
[08:34] Balam
    But I'm so happy you're not sick.
[08:35] Iruma
    I see.
[08:37] ---
    Balam-sensei...
[08:39] Iruma
    is a bit unique.
[08:40] Balam
    Come on in.
[08:42] Iruma
    Where are we?
[08:43] Balam
    The netherworld history prep room.
[08:45] Iruma
    People might be scared of him...
[08:47] Balam
    Wait here. I'll pour you some Hell Grey tea.
[08:51] Iruma
    But the truth is...
[08:53] Balam
    Don't spill... Don't spill...
[08:55] Iruma
    He's actually super nice.
[08:59] Balam
    It's hot, so be careful.
[09:01] Iruma
    Thank you very much.
[09:02] Balam
    Be careful not to burn yourself.
[09:09] Balam
    I think it tastes good.
[09:10] Iruma
    Um...
[09:12] Iruma
    Sensei.
[09:14] Iruma
    I'm... human.
[09:18] Balam
    Huh?
SIGN    Sure
[09:30] (Flashback) Kid A
    Take that! And that!
[09:34] (Flashback) Kid A
    Hey, Balam.
[09:36] (Flashback) Kid A
    You're looking at picture books again?
SIGN    The Chick
    Triplets
[09:41] (Flashback) Student E
    He's still reading picture books?
[09:43] (Flashback) Student F
    Gross.
[09:44] (Flashback) Student E
    Like any of those creatures actually exist.
[09:47] (Flashback) Student F
    Right?
[09:50] Iruma
    I'm... human.
[09:55] Balam
    Huh?
[09:58] Iruma
    I-I accidentally said it!
[09:59] Balam
    H-Hu... Hu...
[10:02] Iruma
    Er, um...
[10:04] Balam
    You said "human," didn't you?!
[10:06] Iruma
    No, I—
[10:06] Balam
    Lying is bad!
[10:08] Balam
    You said you're human, didn't you?!
[10:10] Iruma
    Er, um...
[10:12] Iruma
    Yes...
[10:20] Iruma
    Balam-sensei!
[10:22] Iruma
    A-A-Are you okay?!
[10:24] Balam
    No, I am not...
[10:27] Iruma
    What?!
[10:29] Balam
    Wait, your wings...
[10:32] Iruma
    Th-They're fake.
[10:34] Balam
    Then what about a tail?! Do you have a tail?!
[10:36] Iruma
    No, I don't.
[10:38] Iruma
    Um, Sense—
[10:41] Balam
    D-Don't come any closer!
[10:43] ---
    I, um... won't be able to
    hold back any longer!
[10:46] Iruma
    Wait, does he mean his appetite?
[10:50] Balam
    I'm so nervous.
[10:51] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:53] Balam
    I mean, you're a human! A real human!
[10:56] Balam
    The real thing versus
    what I've been imagining!
[10:59] ---
    You really don't have wings!
[11:00] Balam
    I wasn't wrong!
[11:02] Iruma
    Y-You don't want to eat me?
[11:04] Balam
    Well, sort of... But you're a
    precious protected species!
[11:09] Iruma
    I-Is that how this works?
[11:12] Balam
    If we're being honest here,
    I really want to touch you.
[11:18] Iruma
    Poke.
[11:22] Balam
    Good sir!
[11:24] Iruma
    S-Sorry! I couldn't help myself.
[11:27] Balam
    You need to be aware of your position!
[11:29] Balam
    If the others find out you're a rare
    and frail human, there'll be trouble!
[11:33] Iruma
    Er, well...
[11:35] ---
    You're just so nice, I let my guard down.
[11:38] Iruma
    But I have gone this long
    without the others finding out.
[11:41] Balam
    Listen, you! I'm the only one
    who'd react to a human like this!
[11:46] Balam
    Any other demon would've
    devoured you in a single gulp!
[11:48] Balam
    Do you understand that?! You don't, do you?!
[11:49] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry!
[11:51] Balam
    You are too naïve of a creature.
[11:58] Iruma
    Azz-kun and Clara are probably worried.
[12:01] Iruma
    I ended up getting lectured
    for several hours.
[12:05] Iruma
    But...
[12:07] (Flashback) Balam
    What about your scent?!
    How are you masking it?!
[12:09] (Flashback) Balam
    Is it perfume?! Put it on every day!
[12:11] (Flashback) Balam
    What about your food?!
    Is netherworld food okay?!
[12:14] (Flashback) Balam
    It's good? That's great to hear!
[12:17] Iruma
    Balam-sensei is so nice.
[12:21] Song
    Tremble at the sound of black wings...
[12:33] Iruma
    Wh-What's wrong?
[12:35] Goemon
    We just can't get motivated.
[12:37] Lead
    We're done for!
[12:39] Jazz
    We held out as long as we could...
[12:40] Asmodeus
    But you just started studying yesterday.
[12:43] Asmodeus
    Can't you do this more efficiently?
[12:45] ---
    Maybe have someone tutor you.
[12:47] Jazz
    Have someone tutor us?
[12:50] Jazz
    All right, all of the morons, gather over here.
SIGN    Morons
SIGN    Smart
SIGN    Morons
SIGN    Smart
[12:59] Asmodeus
    All right... dismissed!
[13:01] Lead
    We've been forsaken!
[13:02] Asmodeus
    There's no way we can teach all of you!
[13:05] Asmodeus
    I'll be accompanying Iruma-sama, after all!
[13:08] Sabro
    You shall learn by watching my back!
[13:11] Schneider
    There are no shortcuts in learning.
[13:13] Keroli
    Yeah, I can't.
[13:14] Jazz
    Well, I guess that's not happening.
[13:16] Clara
    Sabro, I didn't know you were
    a goody-goody smarty-pants.
[13:19] Sabro
    As a future Demon King, knowledge is vital.
[13:22] Clara
    Good boy! Good boy!
[13:24] Goemon
    Are you also an idiot, Elizabetta-dono?
[13:26] Elizabetta
    Is that bad?
[13:27] Camui
    No, it's exciting!
[13:29] Camui
    But I also admire the smart,
    bespectacled ladies.
[13:32] Keroli
    I'm good.
[13:34] Lead
    At this rate, our end of terminus is gonna be ruined by supplementary classes!
[13:38] Iruma
    By the way, do you all
    have plans for break—
[13:40] Jazz; Lead; Goemon
    Glad you asked!
[13:41] Lead
    The netherworld is filled
    with tons of fun stuff!
[13:44] Goemon
    Amusement parks! Water parks!
[13:46] Camui
    The bloody pool!
[13:47] Jazz
    The kickass rock festivals!
[13:48] Elizabetta
    Shopping at the Vampire's Mansion!
[13:50] Lead
    There are a bunch of festivals, too.
[13:53] ---
    We'd need clones to do it all!
[13:55] Asmodeus
    All of you cheer up when you start talking
    about playing around. Honestly, I...
[14:01] Clara
    Iruma-chi, you're so bright.
[14:04] Iruma
    Er, it's just... that all sounded like fun.
SIGN    Every single Iruma
    summer vacation
SIGN    Yakisoba
[14:07] Iruma
    I basically only ever worked
    during my summer vacations!
[14:11] Lead
    Iruma-kun, you've never
    been to a water park?
[14:14] Iruma
    N-No...
[14:16] Jazz
    Let's all go together, then!
[14:17] Iruma
    What? Really?!
[14:19] Goemon
    Let's have fun together!
[14:23] Iruma
    Yeah!
[14:24] Iruma
    Going out somewhere with everyone...
[14:26] Class
    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[14:28] Kalego
    That will only happen if you pass your exams.
[14:32] All
    Oh, right...
[14:35] Kalego
    By the way, I will be in charge
    of the supplementary classes.
[14:38] Lead
    A road to death!
[14:40] Goemon
    That's awful!
[14:41] Lead
    You just don't understand youth, Kalego-sensei!
[14:43] Jazz
    I really don't want to, but I guess I'll study.
[14:46] Jazz
    Cheating's impossible, too.
[14:48] Iruma
    Impossible?
[14:49] Jazz
    Well, if anyone tries to cheat on
    these tests, they always get caught.
[14:54] Jazz
    No idea why.
[14:55] Iruma
    Ah...
[15:03] Lead
    What the?!
[15:04] Camui
    Scary!
[15:05] Picero
    Pipe down...
[15:06] Asmodeus
    B-Balam-sensei?
[15:08] Jazz
    Wait, the guy everyone says
    is experimenting on students?
[15:11] Camui
    Did he come to kidnap someone?
[15:12] Iruma
    Huh? No, Balam-sensei would never—
[15:16] Lead
    Sensei.
[15:30] Kalego
    You seem well, Shichiro.
[15:32] Balam
    Hey there, Kalego-kun.
[15:35] Kalego
    Did you get even taller?
[15:36] Balam
    Yes.
[15:37] Iruma
    Excuse me...
[15:39] Iruma
    How do you two know each other?
[15:41] Balam
    We're classmates.
SIGN    Classmates
[15:43] Balam
    We also went to Babyls.
[15:45] Kalego
    We're stuck with each other.
[15:47] Clara
    Does that mean you're friends?
[15:48] Clara
    You're just like me and Iruma-chi, then!
[15:50] Iruma
    Y-Yeah, maybe.
[15:53] Kalego
    But you can't just show up unannounced.
[15:55] Balam
    You're right. Everyone seems surprised.
[15:58] Lead
    Well, yeah, we were surprised, but...
[16:01] Jazz
    More importantly, Kalego-sensei...
[16:04] All
    There's actually a demon
    you get along with?!
[16:09] Lead
    Ow, ow, ow, ow! He read our minds!
[16:12] Jazz
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[16:12] Iruma
    Um, what are you doing here, Balam-sensei?
[16:16] Balam
    I was worried someone might've discovered
    you're human, so I came to check on you.
[16:20] Balam
    More importantly, I heard you're
    having trouble studying for your exams.
[16:25] Balam
    I'll make you something useful.
SIGN    The Magical Siblings
[16:30] Balam
    Once upon a time, there lived...
[16:33] Asmodeus
    Mu-chan!
[16:34] Iruma
    Ko-chan!
[16:35] Clara
    Kei-chan!
[16:36] Balam
    ...three siblings.
[16:39] Iruma
    Jibber jabber, jibber jabber...
[16:40] Balam
    Ko-chan cast a spell and used magic.
[16:43] Iruma
    Raffire!
[16:45] Balam
    This is called verbal magic.
    It covers many types of spells.
SIGN    Verbal Magic
SIGN    Rarity:
[16:52] Iruma
    The flame's just too small.
[16:54] Asmodeus
    Leave this to me!
[16:56] Balam
    Mu-chan can use magic
    without verbalizing the spell.
SIGN    Mental Magic
SIGN    Rarity:
[17:00] Balam
    This is called mental magic,
    and it requires a lot of training.
[17:05] Balam
    Kei-chan has special magic
    that only she can use.
[17:10] Balam
    This is called bloodline magic.
SIGN    Bloodline Magic
SIGN    Rarity:
[17:12] Balam
    With enough practice,
    it can be made even stronger.
[17:17] Balam
    They all have different kinds of magic,
[17:19] ---
    so they live happily together
    while helping each other out.
[17:24] Balam
    These are the basics of magic.
SIGN    The Magical Siblings
[17:28] Iruma
    This is so easy to understand!
[17:29] Balam
    Really?!
[17:30] Iruma
    Did you really write this, Balam-sensei?
[17:34] Iruma
    That's so cool! It's so cute!
[17:35] Balam
    I've always loved picture books.
    I even create some on my own as a hobby.
[17:39] Balam
    I try to show the others,
    but everyone always seems to run away.
SIGN    666 Beasts
    Cerberus
[17:45] Iruma
    But it must've been a lot
     of work to make this.
[17:48] Balam
    What are you talking about?!
[17:49] Balam
    You need to know more about
    the netherworld to protect yourself!
[17:53] Balam
    I'll make you picture books
    for the other subjects, too,
[17:55] ---
    so make sure you read them!
[17:56] Iruma
    I guess he's happy to have
    someone read his picture book.
[17:59] Iruma
    Okay!
SIGN    The Magical Siblings
[18:00] Iruma
    I guess there are a lot of ways to study
    besides just reading textbooks.
[18:07] Clara
    It's easy to learn when you sing, too!
[18:09] Clara
    With just a little bit of water,
[18:12] Clara
    they grow like whoosh, nigi nigi greens...
[18:16] Clara
    They love dark, dreary places, namejirooms...
[18:20] Goemon
    General Andras sure is strong.
[18:23] Lead
    They used a real-life battle
    as inspiration for this game.
[18:26] Iruma
    Wow.
[18:27] Iruma
    Netherworld history is filled with dreams.
[18:29] Goemon; Lead
    Sure...
[18:32] Iruma
    I'll work hard at my studies!
[18:37] Iruma
    With just a little bit of water...
[18:40] Class
    They grow like whoosh, nigi nigi greens!
[18:43] Class
    They love dark, dreary places, namejirooms!
[18:47] Class
    Spinny spin and you get Ouroboros!
[18:50] Class
    It'll sprout on the night of the blood moon!
[18:52] Class
    Hurray, hurray!
[18:55] Class
    With just a little bit of water,
[18:58] Class
    they grow like whoosh, nigi nigi greens!
[18:59] Kalego
    They've completely broken.
SIGN    A Lone Torturer
[19:06] Iruma
    I never thought there'd be such a
    touching story in the history of torture...
[19:10] Balam
    You look like a mess.
[19:13] Balam
    Are your studies going well?
[19:15] Iruma
    I'm still getting a lot of wrong answers...
[19:20] Iruma
    But I'm definitely updating.
SIGN    Updating
[19:23] Balam
    Updating?
[19:25] Iruma
    I basically feel a new me
    coming through, I guess.
[19:28] Iruma
    So it hasn't been rough. Actually...
SIGN    Observations
[19:32] Iruma
    Wait, why are you taking notes?
[19:34] Balam
    Oh, I just find you fascinating.
[19:38] Balam
    Here's your next picture book.
SIGN    A Lone Torturer II
[19:39] Iruma
    Oh, thank you very much!
[19:44] Balam
    No, thank you.
[19:49] Asmodeus
    And stop!
[19:53] Iruma
    I-I got more right answers than wrong ones!
[19:56] Asmodeus
    Though this is a mock exam,
    you've scored above a failing grade of 40!
[20:00] Asmodeus
    Next, we should shoot for 100!
[20:02] Iruma
    Huh?
[20:03] Clara
    Hrm...
[20:04] Clara
    Well done improving so much.
[20:06] Clara
    You've made this professor proud.
[20:08] Iruma
    Thank you.
[20:09] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! Don't let her fool you!
[20:11] Asmodeus
    The professor only got a 58!
    She's not better than you!
[20:18] Iruma
    Huh?
[20:20] Asmodeus And Iruma
    They're actually studying!
[20:22] Lead
    Yeah, well...
[20:23] Goemon
    We're suddenly interested in studying now.
[20:27] Elizabetta
    We feel like we can do this.
[20:30] Jazz
    I put together all the ways
    to figure out the calculations.
[20:32] Lead
    Nice! I got some hints from
    Orias-sensei about the exams.
[20:36] Lead
    Let's trade.
[20:37] Goemon
    I'd like to see, too.
[20:39] Sabro
    Let us all compare notes, then.
[20:47] Iruma
    Balam-sensei's picture books
    are so easy to understand.
[20:51] Iruma
    Azz-kun is great at teaching.
[20:53] Iruma
    Clara's always cheerful,
    even when she's studying.
[20:56] Iruma
    We're all studying together as
    a class and sharing our thoughts.
[21:01] Iruma
    I never had any idea
[21:04] Iruma
    that studying could be so much fun.
[21:07] Iruma
    Thanks to them, studying has been fun.
[21:10] Iruma
    This must be something amazing.
[21:13] Iruma
    And this is... This is just a tiny little thought.
[21:19] Iruma
    Maybe I'm actually...
[21:22] Iruma
    really smart.
SIGN    Studying High
[21:26] Nar
    Studying high.
SIGN    Part 2
[21:27] Nar
    This happens when you get a big head
    after scoring well on a test.
[21:32] Iruma
    With just a little bit of water...
[21:39] Nar
    And so, everyone's preparations continued.
[21:44] Balam
    I guess it's about time.
[21:48] Kalego
    Now...
[21:50] Kalego
    The end-of-terminus exams...
[21:53] Kalego
    will begin!
[23:32] Clara
    Sukima, Sukima!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    1st Day
[23:36] Nar
    The first day.
[23:37] Iruma
    Balam-sensei.
[23:38] Balam
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[23:40] Balam
    What if I accidentally hurt you?
[23:42] Balam
    Stay back! Back!
[23:43] Iruma
    I'll be fine.
SIGN    2nd Day
[23:45] Nar
    The second day.
[23:52] Balam
    Okay, I'm used to this now.
[23:55] Iruma
    This is a bit extreme.
[23:56] Nar
    Balam's research on humans was going well.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Dosanko
    Hi! Dosanko here.
[24:03] Dosanko
    Call me Dosa-chan.
[24:05] Dosanko
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:07] Dosanko
    we have "The End-of-Terminus
    Exams" and "Girl Talk."
[24:10] Dosanko
    Now, now, don't look so anxious.
[24:14] Dosanko
    You studied really hard,
    so be more confident.
[24:17] Dosanko
    I worked hard on improving
    my eye and my inner self.
[24:21] Dosanko
    As for how... that's a girl's secret.

E11 - End-of-Terminus Exams / Girls' Talk

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SIGN    End-of-Terminus
    Exams
[00:02] Nar
    The end-of-terminus
    exams have finally begun.
[00:06] Nar
    Will Iruma and the rest of the Misfit Class
    be able to avoid failing grades?
[00:31] Kalego
    I will now return the end-of-terminus
     exams you took the other day.
[00:35] Class
    Hold up!
[00:36] Elizabetta
    W-Wait!
[00:38] Camui
    It's too soon!
[00:39] Jazz
    I'm not mentally prepared!
[00:42] Goemon
    At least give us time to pray!
[00:46] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:52] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:57] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[01:01] Nar
    And that is...
[01:03] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[01:05] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    End-of-Terminus Exams
[02:44] All
    "End-of-Terminus Exams."
[02:48] Lead
    I don't want to take supplementary classes!
[02:50] Elizabetta
    I worked so hard!
[02:51] Camui
    I'm going to fly away!
[02:52] Goemon
    Regret...
[02:53] Lead
    Just tell us tomorrow! It's too soon now!
[02:57] Kalego
    So, your results...
[02:58] All
    Hey!
[03:00] Kalego
    It is extremely unfortunate.
[03:06] Kalego
    The number of students who failed
    and must take supplementary classes...
[03:13] Kalego
    is zero. Tch.
[03:18] All
    Yeah!
[03:20] All
    We're all safe!
[03:23] Clara
    Yay!
[03:23] Asmodeus
    We've done it, Iruma-sama!
[03:25] Elizabetta
    I'm so glad we all passed!
[03:25] Clara
    Iruma-chi, we did it!
[03:26] Iruma
    Yeah! Thank you both for your help!
[03:27] Sabro
    I am going to achieve even greater heights!
[03:28] Keroli
    Yeah!
[03:31] Iruma
    I did it, Ali-san.
[03:31] Clara
    Sabro, you're even higher up than usual.
[03:34] Lead
    I'm gonna play! Games! Parties!
[03:34] Goemon
    I cannot wait until the end of terminus!
[03:34] Camui
    Onward to the beach to meet new ladies!
[03:38] Kalego
    Silence!
[03:40] Kalego
    You three! Line up!
[03:46] Kalego
    Any Alefs who scored above
    average will be moving up to Bet.
SIGN    Alef
SIGN    Bet
[03:50] Jazz
    Seriously?
[03:51] Elizabetta
    That's amazing!
[03:52] Clara
    Yay! Good job, better Bets!
[03:54] Iruma
    Congrats on ranking up!
SIGN    Alef
[03:56] Kalego
    Alocer has gone from Alef to Gimel.
SIGN    Gimel
[03:59] Kalego
    He scored the highest in his grade.
[04:01] Lead
    Wait, even higher than Azz-Azz?
[04:03] Jazz
    Devi cool!
[04:05] Schneider
    Cream rises to the top.
[04:08] Jazz
    Damn!
[04:08] Goemon
    You're too bright!
[04:09] Iruma
    Everyone's amazing!
[04:10] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[04:11] Asmodeus
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
[04:13] Iruma
    Huh? Me?
[04:14] Asmodeus
    I have to admit,
[04:16] ---
    I didn't think all of those slackers
    would actually avoid failing grades.
[04:21] Asmodeus
    Seeing you study inspired them all
[04:25] Asmodeus
    to pick up their pens and
    concentrate on their learning.
[04:28] Asmodeus
    You have the power to change
    those around you, Iruma-sama!
[04:32] Iruma
    Change those around me?
[04:35] Iruma
    I do?
[04:37] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[04:39] Asmodeus
    And that...
[04:41] Asmodeus
    is most definitely...
[04:43] Asmodeus
    a trait of a king!
[04:46] Kalego
    Iruma.
[04:47] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir?
[04:53] Kalego
    The one whose score improved
    the most on this last exam...
SIGN    Iruma
[04:57] Kalego
    is you.
[05:02] Sabro
    It appears that I cannot slack off.
[05:06] Kalego
    You didn't quite reach a new rank, though.
[05:09] Iruma
    Thank you so much.
[05:11] Iruma
    Um, Sensei...
[05:14] Iruma
    I'm going out for a bit!
[05:15] Kalego
    Hey! Where do you think you're going?
[05:19] Iruma
    The power to change those around me, huh?
[05:23] Iruma
    I want to hurry and tell
    Balam-sensei how I did.
[05:29] Iruma
    Wh-Whoa. I-I'm sorr—
[05:38] Iruma
    Y-Y...
[05:40] Iruma
    Your hair's gone! Is that my fault?!
[05:42] Balam
    No, I have hair.
[05:44] Iruma
    Y-Yes, of course.
[05:46] ---
    It wasn't because of me... but, uh...
[05:50] Balam
    Hmm... I just wanted a change of pace?
[05:53] Balam
    Anyway, how did your exams go?
SIGN    Iruma
[05:58] Balam
    You ranked 81st out of 163 first-years!
[06:02] Balam
    You're right in the middle!
[06:04] Iruma
    I sure am!
[06:05] Balam
    That's amazing! You improved so much!
[06:08] Iruma
    Thank you very much!
    It's all thanks to you, Balam-sensei!
[06:12] Balam
    No, this is due to your hard work.
[06:15] Balam
    Since you worked so hard,
[06:17] Balam
    here's a little gift from me.
[06:20] Iruma
    That's... a salamander flower!
[06:23] ---
    They breathe fire!
[06:25] Balam
    Correct! You really have improved.
[06:29] Iruma
    Huh?
[06:30] Balam
    The knowledge you gained from your exams
[06:33] Balam
    will surely help you protect yourself.
[06:36] Balam
    You've grown so much.
[06:38] Balam
    By the way, I've removed the fire source
    from this one, so you'll be fine.
[06:42] Iruma
    Oh, I see...
[06:46] Balam
    You influence each other, learn, and evolve.
[06:49] Balam
    That's something unique to living creatures.
[06:52] Balam
    You even said yourself that you updated.
[06:56] Balam
    That's why I thought I'd try a little
     harder to be more approachable,
[06:59] Balam
    rather than just concentrate
    on approaching others.
[07:03] Balam
    I thought I might look a bit scary
    since my hair was so long.
[07:06] Iruma
    So it is my fault?
[07:08] Balam
    It's thanks to you.
[07:11] Balam
    Just like a single drop of water
    is enough to cause ripples,
[07:14] Balam
    your casual words gave me courage.
[07:20] Balam
    Especially because your words don't lie,
    but go straight to the heart.
[07:26] Iruma
    Huh?
[07:27] Balam
    Anyway, I'm glad you were
    able to avoid a failing score.
[07:31] Balam
    Great job.
[07:34] Iruma
    Thanks!
[07:37] Male Student 1
    The list of people who failed and have
    to take supplementary classes is out!
[07:41] Dosanko
    Wow, not a single student
    from the Misfit Class.
[07:44] Eiko
    Iruma-san! I knew you could do it!
[07:48] Dosanko
    No one wants to waste even
    a single page of their youth, right?
[07:55] Kalego
    Shichiro?!
[07:57] Kalego
    Wait... Your hair...
[08:00] Kalego
    Wait just a moment...
[08:02] Balam
    Kalego-kun,
[08:04] ---
    you always did use your whole body
    to hold in your laughter.
[08:07] Kalego
    Well, I admit you seem bolder than
    before, and that's a good thing.
[08:11] Kalego
    Because you're...
[08:13] Kalego
    the only one at Babyls other than myself
[08:16] Kalego
    who's ranked Khet.
SIGN    The Guardian White Raven (Gargoyle)
[08:19] Nar
    The Gargoyle, Balam Shichiro.
[08:22] Nar
    Rank: Khet.
SIGN    Khet
[08:25] Nar
    The Balam family bloodline ability: Buzzer.
SIGN    Falsehood Bell (Buzzer)
[08:28] Nar
    He can immediately detect lies or
    falsehoods in whoever he is observing.
[08:33] Kalego
    You're the only one who can spread their mana
[08:36] Kalego
    throughout the whole school and
    detect the behaviors of every student.
[08:42] Schenell
    Oh?
[08:45] Kalego
    I'm sure there isn't a single
    student you can't handle.
[08:48] Balam
    Actually, there is a student
     I couldn't read at all.
[08:53] Kalego
    What?
[08:55] Balam
    This is exactly why living
    creatures are so amusing.
[08:58] Kalego
    Huh?
[09:00] Balam
    Oh, nothing.
[09:04] Kalego
    Just so you're aware,
[09:05] ---
    your current hairstyle is scary
    for completely different reasons.
[09:08] Balam
    What?!
[09:10] Clara
    Yay, yay! Great job on your tests!
SIGN    Great-Job-On-Your-Tests Party!!
[09:13] Asmodeus
    Now, let us celebrate!
[09:15] Clara
    We've got plenty of snacks!
[09:17] Clara
    Yay!
[09:18] Iruma
    Um... Where's Schenell-senpai?
[09:19] Clara
    Fling! Fling! Fling! Fling!
[09:20] Asmodeus
    He was caught red-handed trying to
    use a potion that made him smarter
[09:24] Asmodeus
    and is in supplementary hell.
[09:26] Iruma
    Huh?!
[09:40] Ameri
    So he managed to avoid a failing grade.
[09:42] Ameri
    Good for you, Iruma.
SIGN    Let's Play
SIGN    Girls' Talk
[09:52] All
    "Girls' Talk."
[09:57] Ameri
    There.
[09:59] Ameri
    We're celebrating our test results
    along with our usual reading session.
[10:02] Ameri
    I wasn't able to contact him
    during the end-of-terminus exams,
[10:05] Ameri
    so this was rather sudden.
[10:07] Ameri
    But I bought us a popular herbal
    tea that's great for relaxation,
[10:11] Ameri
    so I'm sure Iruma will be pleased...
[10:13] Ameri
    Thank you for coming, Iru...
[10:16] Ameri
    ...ma?
[10:19] Clara
    Iruma-chi won't be coming!
[10:22] Ameri
    Huh?!
[10:23] Goemon
    Yeah! We're just getting started!
[10:26] ---
    Let's dance and slay, pump it up!
SIGN    Screeching Room
[10:29] Goemon
    Yeah! Let's babi babi
    babi babi babi babi babiru!
[10:36] All
    Yeah! Let's babi babi
    babi babi babi babi babiru!
[10:40] Picero
    You're so loud...
[10:43] All
    Yeah! Let's babi babi
    babi babi babi babi babiru!
[10:48] Asmodeus
    So this is the screeching room.
[10:50] Asmodeus
    Who knew the Game Battler had such a place.
[10:50] All
    Yeah! Let's babi babi
    babi babi babi babi babiru!
[10:53] Iruma
    I sort of got dragged here to celebrate
    the end of the end-of-terminus exams.
[10:57] All
    Yeah! Let's babi babi
    babi babi babi babi ba—
[10:58] Iruma
    I had plans with Ameri-san, too...
[11:01] Iruma
    Ameri-san, I'm sorry.
[11:03] ---
    Something came up, and I won't
    make it to our reading session.
[11:06] Ameri
    Aw... Iruma's not coming.
[11:09] Ameri
    I see.
[11:10] ---
    Thank you for coming all this way to tell me.
[11:14] Ameri
    Actually, why did you come to tell me?
[11:16] Clara
    That's easy!
[11:17] Clara
    Because...
[11:19] Clara
    I wanted to talk to you, Lady Redhair!
[11:21] Ameri
    Lady Redhair?!
[11:23] Clara
    Here we go!
[11:24] Ameri
    Huh? What?!
[11:37] Clara
    Heh! Girls' time!
[11:41] Elizabetta
    It's not fair that only the boys are having fun.
[11:43] Elizabetta
    Let's enjoy ourselves, too.
[11:45] Ameri
    Why am I here?
[11:45] Clara
    Girls, girls, I'm a girl...
[11:47] Keroli
    Why's the student council president here?
[11:49] Elizabetta
    This is our first girls' time together.
[11:51] ---
    I've always wanted to do one!
[11:53] Elizabetta
    First, let us introduce ourselves.
SIGN    Energetic
[11:56] Clara
    Hi, hi! I'm Valac Clara!
[11:59] Elizabetta
    I'm X Elizabetta.
[12:01] Keroli
    I'm... Crocell Keroli.
[12:04] Ameri
    Azazel Ameri... The student council president.
[12:07] Keroli And Clara
    We know!
[12:09] Elizabetta
    You're our special guest!
[12:12] Ameri
    They opened up the herbal tea
    I prepared especially for Iruma...
[12:17] Clara
    Okay, are you all ready?
[12:19] Clara
    Misfit Class Girl Squad!
[12:22] Clara
    With Lady Redhair!
[12:24] Clara
    Here we go!
[12:25] Clara And Elizabetta
    Cheers!
[12:26] Keroli And Ameri
    Cheers...
[12:32] Clara
    I've never had anything like this before!
[12:34] Ameri
    Yes, it is good.
[12:36] Elizabetta
    Miss President!
[12:37] Elizabetta
    I've always wanted to talk to you.
[12:41] Elizabetta
    The way your hair curls
    is absolutely stunning.
[12:43] Ameri
    Oh, thank you...
[12:45] Elizabetta
    What's your routine?
    What shampoo do you use?
[12:48] Ameri
    Shampoo...
[12:50] Ameri
    Um, it's Devian...
[12:52] Elizabetta
    Wow, that's top-shelf!
[12:54] Clara
    Ooh... Your hair's so shiny and soft!
[12:56] Ameri
    H-Hey!
[12:58] Clara
    Mustache!
[13:01] Clara
    Kerolin, yours is so flowy and sparkly.
[13:03] Keroli
    Huh? "Kerolin"?
[13:05] Elizabetta
    What do you use, Keroli-chan?
[13:07] Keroli
    I-I use Lovelica...
[13:16] Kuromu
    Do you want to know?
[13:18] Kuromu
    I'll tell you.
[13:22] Kuromu
    Your heart is all mine! Devi!
[13:26] Kuromi
    Lovelica shampoo and
    conditioner, now on sale!
[13:30] Kuromu
    Devi!
[13:33] Keroli
    I made that entirely too
    obnoxious. I'm so embarrassed!
[13:37] Nar
    Though she hides her identity at school,
[13:39] Nar
    Keroli is actually the extremely
    popular dem-dol Kuromu.
[13:43] Elizabetta
    What about you, Clara-chan?
[13:44] Clara
    Soap!
[13:47] Ameri; Keroli; Elizabetta
    S-Soap?!
[13:49] Elizabetta
    U-Um... What about your conditioner?
[13:52] Clara
    Soap!
[13:53] Keroli
    And your body?
[13:53] Clara
    Soap!
[13:54] Ameri
    And your face...
[13:56] Clara
    Soap!
[13:58] Ameri
    That's...
[13:59] Clara
    The pink one!
[14:00] Clara
    Soapy bubbles, bubbles.
[14:02] Clara
    Soapy bubbles, bubbles.
[14:04] Clara
    From head to toe, soapy bubbles, bubbles.
[14:07] Clara
    Hello there, soapy monster!
[14:10] Ameri
    I'll bring you my shampoo sometime.
    Feel free to use it.
[14:14] Keroli
    And I have plenty of Lovelica at home...
[14:19] Elizabetta
    Yes, you might become even lovelier.
[14:25] Schneider
    One order of deviled eggs,
[14:26] ---
    C'mon! C'mon! Over the world!
    You just keep slaying me, oh my girl!
[14:27] Schneider
    one medium tapioca mango soda,
[14:29] Lead
    Yeah! Let's babi babi
    babi babi babi babi babiru!
[14:30] Schneider
    a demonly appetizer spread...
[14:31] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, is there a song you'd like to sing?
[14:32] ---
    Once we start slaying, we don't stop,
    don't stop! Here go! Here go! Yo! Party!
[14:34] Iruma
    Hmm...
[14:35] Iruma
    I don't know any netherworld songs at all.
[14:37] ---
    You guys rock!
[14:39] Jazz
    Pick the next song, Iruma.
[14:41] Iruma
    Huh?! Uh, sure...
[14:43] Iruma
    What should I do?
    I have to sing something...
[14:46] Iruma
    Hey, wait a sec.
[14:48] Iruma
    There is a song I can sing! The only one!
[14:52] Iruma
    Do you love me?
[14:55] Iruma
    Well, try to see through me
[14:57] Iruma
    Can you give up your soul for me?
[15:03] Iruma
    Little imp, little imp
[15:06] Iruma
    I'll be the little imp that drags you around
[15:08] Lead
    He's got the lyrics and
    choreography down perfectly!
[15:10] Sabro
    Well done!
[15:11] Iruma
    Little imp!
[15:14] Iruma
    Yay!
[15:17] Nar
    Everyone in the Misfit Class concluded
    that Iruma was a huge fan of Kuromu.
[15:27] Elizabetta
    Now, let's get down to business.
[15:29] Keroli
    Huh? Business?
[15:31] Elizabetta
    Well, if we're having girls' time...
[15:34] Ameri
    Where did these lights come from?
[15:37] Elizabetta
    Let's talk about relationships.
[15:41] Ameri And Keroli
    Relationships?!
[15:42] Clara
    I ship bananas.
[15:43] Elizabetta
    Do you ladies have a gentleman you fancy?
[15:47] Keroli
    Huh?!
[15:48] Clara
    Yup! Iruma-chi!
[15:50] Keroli
    Huh?!
[15:52] Elizabetta
    Miss President?
[15:53] Keroli
    Are you okay?
[15:54] Ameri
    I-I'm perfectly fine!
[15:56] Ameri
    I let my guard down!
[15:58] Ameri
    I knew this creature was
    always hanging around Iruma...
[16:01] Ameri
    But she's...
[16:05] Ameri
    She's a girl!
[16:07] Ameri
    She's a girl!
[16:10] Ameri
    She's a girl!
[16:12] Ameri
    She's a girl!
[16:16] Ameri
    A-A-And she's saying that she l-l-l-likes...
[16:19] Ameri
    She likes Iruma?!
[16:21] Clara
    Iruma-chi is super nice!
[16:23] Clara
    And, and! He plays with me and eats lots!
[16:27] ---
    Om, nom, nom!
[16:28] Elizabetta
    I will agree that it was lovely how Iruma-kun
    made such an impact during his evil cycle.
[16:33] Keroli
    I-I don't... really feel any way...
[16:38] Keroli
    Though... he is pretty dependable.
[16:42] Elizabetta
    He was quite sensational.
[16:44] Keroli
    N-Not really...
[16:46] Ameri
    Curse that womanizer!
SIGN    They're not actually dating
SIGN    Kakeru
SIGN    Rin
SIGN    Secret Exchange Diary
[16:51] Rin
    Wait!
[16:53] Sayo
    Stay away from Kakeru-kun!
[16:57] Ameri
    Now I understand how Sayo felt.
[17:01] Elizabetta
    Do you have anyone you fancy, Miss President?
[17:04] Ameri
    Huh?!
[17:05] Elizabetta
    You seem very experienced
    with relationships.
[17:07] Elizabetta
    Is there some trick to making them work?
[17:10] Ameri
    Um, but I...
[17:12] Elizabetta
    How does love start? Teach us!
[17:14] Clara
    What's the secret that makes them fall for you?!
[17:16] Clara
    G-Gulp.
SIGN    Slam
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Are you all right?
[17:22] (Flashback) Iruma
    Are you all right?
[17:24] Ameri
    Run into someone around a corner.
[17:26] Three
    A corner?!
[17:27] Ameri
    I-I mean, to make contact with them!
[17:30] Elizabetta
    Oh, I see!
[17:31] Elizabetta
    Raim-sensei did say that making
     contact was an excellent technique!
[17:35] Clara
    Kapow!
[17:37] Elizabetta
    My, how forward.
[17:39] Elizabetta
    Keroli-chan, are you more of a late bloomer?
[17:43] Keroli
    Huh? Me? I don't know
    if I'm a late bloomer...
[17:48] Keroli
    I have no idea!
[17:49] ---
    Don't boys fall for you*
    if you just smile at them?
[17:54] Nar
    A reminder that Crocell
    Keroli's true identity
[17:56] ---
    is a super popular dem-dol who doesn't
    need to make the first move.
[17:59] Elizabetta
    So you're saying that touching is
    the most effective, Miss President?
[18:04] Clara
    Touch!
[18:07] Clara
    I touch lots by climbing Sabro! I like that!
[18:10] Clara
    I like Iruma-chi!
    I like everyone in class, too!
[18:14] Ameri
    Wh-What brought this on?
[18:17] Elizabetta
    My, you're much more forward than usual.
[18:20] Elizabetta
    I like everyone in our class, too.
[18:23] Clara
    I like fluffy Eggy-sensei, too!
[18:25] Clara
    Come-come-san! Iruma-chi! I like them all!
[18:29] Clara
    Likey, likey, su-ki-ma!
[18:33] Ameri
    Since you like everyone,
    when you say "like,"
[18:37] Ameri
    you don't mean love, right?
[18:38] Clara
    Love?
[18:40] Elizabetta
    For example, do you want to marry Iruma-kun?
SIGN    Bride
SIGN    Congratulations
     on Your Marriage
[18:56] Clara
    I-I guess I wouldn't mind... that...
[18:58] ---
    with Iruma-chi... Maybe...
[19:02] Elizabetta
    Oh, my.
[19:03] Ameri
    I knew it!
[19:04] ---
    It's far too dangerous to
    let her stay by Iruma's side!
[19:09] Elizabetta
    Do you agree, Miss President?
[19:12] Elizabetta
    That Iruma-kun would
    make a wonderful husband?
[19:19] Ameri
    A wonderful husband?!
[19:24] Keroli
    You're still students!
    It's too early to get married!
[19:26] Clara
    Oh, but...
[19:27] Elizabetta
    Oh, I think it's fine.
[19:30] Keroli
    A-A-A-Anyway! It's indecent!
[19:32] Elizabetta
    You're free to love!
[19:33] ---
    Students getting married is just fine.
[19:35] Elizabetta
    I think it's lovely.
[19:36] Keroli
    But you don't know what's
    going to happen in the future!
[19:40] Elizabetta
    But true love is precious and beautiful!
[19:43] Elizabetta
    No matter what form it may take!
[19:45] Keroli
    But that's so scandalous!
[19:47] Keroli
    You should plan out your
    future and then decide!
[19:50] Ameri
    In that case, you just need to get engaged
    first rather than marry immediately...
[19:53] Ameri
    A betrothed? "Fiancée" has
    such a nice ring to it...
SIGN    Fiancée
[19:56] Ameri
    Wait, no!
[19:57] Clara
    If you love each other, get married!
[19:59] Clara
    Ring-a-ling! Ring-a-ling-a-ling and score!
[20:02] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:02] Keroli
    No, no! At least wait
    until after you graduate!
[20:05] Elizabetta
    If you have a fateful encounter,
    is there any reason to wait?
[20:06] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:08] ---
    Absolutely not!
[20:09] Ameri
    Wait! What's wrong with fully
    enjoying your engagement?
[20:10] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:13] Keroli
    Acting on impulses in your youth
    might end in mistakes later!
[20:14] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:16] Elizabetta
    What's wrong with mistakes?!
[20:18] ---
    What's important is love! Passion!
[20:19] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:20] Ameri
    First, the proposal!
    Then comes enjoying your engagement!
[20:22] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:23] Ameri
    Fiancé and fiancée! Yes, fiancée!
[20:25] ---
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:25] Keroli
    Marriage is a very important decision!
[20:28] Keroli
    Wait, why am I getting so upset about this?!
[20:28] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:28] Keroli
    If you don't toil over this,
    what will you toil over?!
[20:31] Elizabetta
    There might be some pain,
[20:32] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[20:32] Elizabetta
    I'm speaking so much today!
[20:33] Elizabetta
    but I want to try to grasp
    the happiness that lies beyond!
[20:36] Elizabetta
    With my own hands!
[20:37] Nar
    The relaxation tea
SIGN    Relaxation Tea
[20:39] Nar
    helps you relieve stress by saying
    everything you want to say.
[20:45] Keroli
    Laaaaaze
[20:47] Keroli
    I feel like I let it all out...
[20:51] ---
    But I don't remember the details.
[20:53] Elizabetta
    I feel so much better!
[20:54] Clara
    You talk a lot, Kerolin.
[20:56] Keroli
    Huh?
[20:57] Elizabetta
    I thought you were much
    scarier, Miss President.
[21:01] Ameri
    Oh...
[21:02] ---
    You can call me Ameri.
    I'm not currently on duty... after all.
[21:09] Keroli
    Ameri-san.
[21:10] Elizabetta
    Ame-chan!
[21:10] Clara
    Reddy Lovely Locks!
[21:11] Ameri
    Wait, wait, we're moving too fast.
[21:14] Elizabetta
    Say, let's trade contact information.
[21:16] Ameri
    Indeed.
[21:17] Keroli
    Yes.
[21:18] Clara
    Let's all get together again!
[21:20] Keroli
    Yeah.
[21:21] Elizabetta
    This was so much fun.
[21:26] Ameri
    Yes.
[21:29] Iruma
    Oh, there you are, Ameri-san!
[21:32] Iruma
    I finally managed to slip away for a bit...
[21:35] Iruma
    Er, uh... huh?
[21:37] Ameri
    Get out!
[21:38] Clara
    You can't come in!
[21:38] Elizabetta
    We're enjoying girls' time!
[21:40] Keroli
    No boys allowed!
[21:42] Iruma
    Huh? Wh-What?!
[21:45] Iruma
    Why?!
[23:21] Clara
    Ring-a-ling! Ring-a-ling! Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:24] Nar
    Asmodeus happened to tell Eiko
    that Iruma was studying.
[23:29] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is absolutely superb
    when he's studying!
[23:33] Eiko
    I wonder if I can help somehow.
[23:37] Eiko
    Maybe I can make a study guide
    for him with formulas.
[23:41] Eiko
    I'll make every subject easy to understand!
[23:44] Eiko
    Which means I need to understand
    everything fully myself!
[23:46] Nar
    Asmodeus gave Iruma that study guide later.
[23:50] Nar
    As a result, Eiko placed in the top ten.
[23:53] Nar
    The one who improved their score the most
    thanks to Iruma was actually Eiko.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:00] Nar
    Naberius Kalego is a stern
    teacher who loves cacti.
[24:04] Nar
    He dislikes the chair-demon
    Sullivan's wishy-washy attitude,
[24:08] Nar
    but his orders are absolute.
[24:10] Nar
    Sullivan orders him to do something.
[24:12] Nar
    For Kalego, this would be
[24:13] ---
    the unprecedented, as well as first and last,
    obstacle he would have to face.
[24:17] Nar
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun*,
[24:19] Nar
    
"Kalego-sensei's Home Visit."
[24:21] Nar
    Yes! He will be visiting the homes*
    of the Misfit Class students!

E12 - Kalego-sensei's Home Visit

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[00:02] Sullivan
    Yay! End of terminus! End of terminus!
[00:07] Sullivan
    Where the devil should I go with Iruma-kun?
[00:11] Sullivan
    I'm so excited!
[00:11] Opera
    Isn't there something you need to
    do before the extended break?
[00:15] Sullivan
    Huh?
[00:16] Sullivan
    I know, I know.
[00:18] Sullivan
    I'll go through all the school
    documents I've got piled up in a jiffy.
[00:21] Opera
    There is that. But you owe me one, sir,
[00:25] Opera
    so I was hoping you could grant my request.
[00:27] Sullivan
    I owe you?
[00:28] Opera
    Oh? Have you forgotten?
[00:31] Opera
    I assisted you in looking like a cool grandpa
    to Iruma-sama and his friends.
[00:36] Sullivan
    Ah... Yes, you were very helpful.
[00:40] Sullivan
    So what do you want me to do?
[00:42] Opera
    Well...
[00:43] Opera
    Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper...
[00:45] Sullivan
    Huh? Mm, mm.
[00:49] Sullivan
    That does sound interesting.
[00:52] Opera
    Indeed.
[00:55] Kalego
    I'm finally free of those
    troublemakers for a while.
[00:59] Kalego
    Finally, I can relax.
[01:07] Kalego
    I have a bad feeling.
[01:12] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the
    only human living in the netherworld.
[01:18] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[01:23] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[01:27] Nar
    And that is...
[01:29] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[01:31] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Kalego-sensei's Home Visit
[03:10] All
    "Kalego-sensei's Home Visit."
[03:14] Kalego
    H-Home visits?
[03:20] Robin
    That sounds like fun!
[03:22] Sullivan
    You can look as annoyed as you want.
[03:25] Sullivan
    The day before the end of terminus,
[03:28] Sullivan
    as these kids' mentor...
[03:30] Sullivan
    you'll be conducting visits to all
    of the homes of the Misfit Class.
[03:35] Kalego
    But everything I need to tell their
    parents is on their report cards—
[03:38] Sullivan
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[03:39] Sullivan
    Frankly speaking, as the chair-demon...
[03:42] Sullivan
    There are some things you can only learn
    by meeting a child's parents face to face.
[03:48] Sullivan
    Well, I'll be counting on you.
[03:53] Momonoki
    I wish Kalego-sensei would visit my home.
[03:56] Robin
    Aw, man! I'm so jealous!
    Home visits are the best!
[03:59] Robin
    I'm sure you're super excited, Kalego-sensei!
[04:01] Robin
    Right, right, right, right?
[04:03] Robin
    Hngh.
[04:04] Kalego
    Silence!
[04:11] Kalego
    That stupid chair-demon!
[04:13] Kalego
    I just know he thought of this on a whim!
[04:15] Sullivan
    Yay!
[04:15] Nar
    But the hierarchy in the netherworld
    is very strict, so he couldn't say no.
[04:20] Kalego
    All I'm doing is telling their guardians
    about their daily school activities.
[04:25] Kalego
    I'm going to get this over
    with quick and go home!
[04:32] Asmodeus
    Welcome to my home, Lord Kalego.
[04:35] David
    I shall be attending this session.
[04:38] Kalego
    Are your parents at work?
[04:40] Asmodeus
    They are.
[04:41] Amuryllis
    Alice-chan!
[04:43] Asmodeus
    I can't let that mother of mine
    attend something like this.
[04:46] Kalego
    He definitely didn't tell his parents
    about the home visit.
[04:48] Kalego
    No matter.
[04:50] ---
    Have you told your parents about
    your recent activities at school?
[04:54] Asmodeus
    Yes. Iruma-sama has been magnificent lately.
[04:57] Kalego
    Who told you to talk about Iruma?
[05:00] Kalego
    I meant about you.
[05:01] Asmodeus
    About me?
[05:03] ---
    Which means you're also
    talking about Iruma-sama.
[05:05] Kalego
    How does that even work?
    Talk about yourself!
[05:08] Asmodeus
    But then, all I have to say is
    that I'm extremely efficient.
[05:12] Kalego
    You're so...
[05:14] Violet
    Yes!
[05:15] Violet
    Alice-niisama is amazing!
[05:19] Lily
    Yeah...
[05:20] Asmodeus
    Violet! Lily!
[05:22] Violet And Lily
    Nii-tama!
[05:23] David
    They are relatives.
[05:25] Asmodeus
    I told you that you mustn't intrude.
[05:27] Violet
    But you're so cool and strong,
    and we look up to you!
[05:33] Lily
    Yeah...
[05:34] Violet
    But...
[05:36] Violet
    Lately, you've just been playing
    with Iruma-sama... and not with us...
[05:41] Lily
    Y-Yeah...
[05:46] Violet
    Iruma-sama, you dummy!
[05:49] Asmodeus
    You two... I'm sorry.
[05:53] Asmodeus
    But Iruma-sama is my top priority.
[05:55] David
    A-Alice-sama!
[05:57] Asmodeus
    That's non-negotiable.
[05:59] Violet
    But you're way more amazing, Alice-niitama!
[06:02] Lily
    Yeah!
[06:02] Asmodeus
    No, Iruma-sama is far more amazing.
[06:04] Violet And Lily
    You are, Alice-niitama!
[06:05] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is!
[06:06] Violet And Lily
    Nii-tama!
[06:09] Violet
    Iruma-sama's not amazing at all!
[06:11] Violet And Lily
    Nyah!
[06:13] Asmodeus
    Hey! Take that back at once!
[06:15] Violet
    You're more amazing, Nii-tama!
[06:16] Asmodeus
    Violet! Lily!
[06:18] David
    I do apologize.
[06:19] Kalego
    Er, it's all right.
[06:22] Kalego
    Don't mind me.
[06:25] David
    Alice-sama has changed
    since he enrolled at Babyls.
[06:31] David
    Ever since he was small,
[06:33] ---
    he was a sharp boy who
    could use high-level magic
[06:36] David
    and minded his manners.
[06:39] David
    But because he was so talented,
[06:41] David
    he became somewhat unapproachable,
    though that was not his intention.
[06:47] David
    But since he met Iruma-sama,
[06:51] David
    he has prepared fish cuisine for
    him despite his own dislike for it,
SIGN    Poke
[06:55] David
    and when Iruma-sama passed
    his end-of-terminus exams,
[06:59] David
    he was as delighted as if
    the success had been his own.
[07:02] David
    He seems to be having so much fun every day.
[07:08] Kalego
    So you're saying...
[07:10] Kalego
    that he only thinks about Iruma,
    both at school and home.
[07:14] David
    Well, that's, er...
[07:16] Kalego
    I won't judge him for that.
[07:19] Kalego
    It is only right for a demon to swear fealty
    to the one who defeated them.
[07:24] Kalego
    But if he becomes more
    aware of his surroundings,
[07:27] Kalego
    he should be able to
    become even more powerful.
[07:30] Kalego
    And...
[07:31] ---
    Whatever strength he gains will
    be beneficial to Iruma, as well.
[07:35] Kalego
    I hope he realizes that someday.
[07:39] David
    I-Indeed.
[07:41] Kalego
    Now, as for his Battler activi—
[07:43] David
    So, I was wondering...
[07:45] ---
    When will Alice-sama actually realize this?
[07:48] Kalego
    Well, I think...
[07:51] Kalego
    Immediately might prove to be difficult.
[07:53] David
    Then I shall now tell you everything
[07:55] ---
    there is to know about Alice-sama from
    the moment of his birth up until now.
[07:58] David
    You might find a hint!
[08:00] Kalego
    No, wait...
[08:02] David
    Please!
[08:06] Kalego
    That ended up taking a whole hour...
SIGN    Welcome Home
[08:09] Kalego
    This time...
SIGN    WE
SIGN    L
SIGN    CO
SIGN    ME
SIGN    Welcome
[08:17] Clara Family
    Welcome, my teacher!
SIGN    Yay Yay!
[08:19] Babies
    Ah!
[08:21] Clara
    Yay!
[08:26] Kalego
    Well, that ends my visit.
[08:28] Clara
    Wait, wait, wait!
[08:29] Konchie And Keebow
    One moment!
[08:30] Kalego
    I'm going hom—
[08:33] Mommy
    Clara's teacher is our teacher.
[08:36] Mommy
    Let's have him teach us lots!
[08:39] Kids
    Okay!
[08:39] Kalego
    Wha—
SIGN    Teach
SIGN    Us
SIGN    Stuff
SIGN    Please!
[08:49] Clara
    There's so much we want to ask you
[08:53] Family
    My, my, my, my, my teacher!
[08:55] Konchie; Keebow
    Teach us, teach us!
[08:57] Konchie
    Why the heck
[08:59] Konchie Keebow
    are we even singing?
[09:01] Clara Family
    Tell us!
[09:02] Kalego
    How would I know?!
[09:03] Mommy
    And why are we dancing?
[09:05] Kalego
    Again, how would I know?!
SIGN    Why?
[09:07] Clara
    Why are we doing this? We don't know
[09:07] Clara
    Why?!
[09:11] Clara
    But we still have so much to ask you
[09:13] Konchie Keebow
    Yes, yes!
[09:14] Mommy
    Do you have siblings?
[09:15] Kalego
    A-An older brother.
[09:16] Mommy
    Are you married?
[09:17] Kalego
    I'm single.
[09:18] Mommy
    What are your hobbies?
[09:18] Kalego
    Collecting cacti...
[09:20] ---
    Wait, we don't need to talk about me!
[09:22] Clara
    Ah, my teacher is everyone's teacher!
[09:26] Clara
    We just want to ask him everything we can
[09:29] Clara Family
    Ah, my teacher may seem slow,
    but he knows lots!
[09:34] Clara Family
    Lots and lots
[09:35] Clara Family
    More than anyone!
[09:37] Clara Family
    He's gloomy but a fountain of knowledge
[09:39] Clara Family
    And he's got lotsa wrinkles between his brows!
[09:51] Kalego
    I'm going home.
[09:51] Clara
    Wait, wait, wait!
[09:53] Kalego
    What?!
[09:54] Konchie; Keebow
    You're so impatient.
[09:56] Kalego
    Stop that!
[09:57] Mommy
    Don't worry. We'll be nice.
[09:59] Keebow
    Hey! He's got lots of sketchpads!
[10:01] Kalego
    Wait, no! That's not—
[10:03] Konchie
    What should we draw?
[10:04] Keebow
    What else?
[10:06] Konchie; Keebow
    A pointy genbow!
[10:07] Kalego
    A what?!
[10:09] Urara
    Hey!
[10:11] Urara
    You're clearly troubling the teacher,
[10:14] ---
    Nee-san, Konchie, Keebow.
[10:16] Clara
    Urara!
[10:20] Urara
    I'm terribly sorry about that.
[10:23] Urara
    Lord Kalego, we are humbled and delighted
SIGN    Eldest Brother Urara
[10:25] Urara
    that you came to such a remote area for the sake of my older sister.
[10:33] Urara
    I'll make sure that my siblings behave,
[10:37] Urara
    so please take your time with the meeting.
[10:42] Kalego
    Ahem.
[10:44] Kalego
    Did you kidnap him from somewhere?
[10:46] Mommy
    He's my son.
[10:50] Mommy
    Kids like him are born into
     our family once in a blue moon.
[10:54] Kalego
    The genetic struggle is clearly real.
[10:57] Mommy
    So how is my girl doing?
[10:59] Mommy
    Is she causing you trouble?
[11:04] Kalego
    Yes.
[11:05] ---
    She's caused me nothing but trouble.
[11:07] Mommy
    Oh, dear.
[11:08] Clara
    Boo.
[11:09] Kalego
    But to put it another way, your daughter
[11:12] Kalego
    is very unique and quite generous.
[11:15] Kalego
    The downside is that she can be
     a bit inconsiderate sometimes.
[11:18] Clara
    D'oh!
[11:19] Mommy
    Oh, dear.
[11:21] Kalego
    But the fact that she can influence
    those around her to match her level
[11:24] Kalego
    means she is just that powerful.
[11:28] Kalego
    If she can be more aware of her own
    powers and be more considerate,
[11:32] Kalego
    she will have a bright future.
[11:34] Clara And Mommy
    A bright future!
SIGN    Con si der ate
[11:36] Kalego
    If she can be more considerate, that is!
[11:42] Mommy
    Now, everyone!
[11:43] ---
    Let's have our teacher tell us more!
[11:45] Clara Family
    What the heck is "considerate"?
[11:48] Kalego
    Wha—
[11:49] Kalego
    Stop!
SIGN    Two Hours Later...
[11:56] Nar
    Two hours later...
SIGN    Welcome Home
[11:57] Clara Family
    Bye-bye!
[11:59] Kalego
    Good grief...
[12:01] Kalego
    This time...
[12:03] Nar
    But because he was visiting the homes of the students from the Misfit Class,
[12:08] Nar
    none of them went as smoothly as he hoped.
SIGN    Garp Dojo
[12:13] Kalego
    Let's begin this meeting.
[12:15] Goemon
    Before we start,
     you should spar with my father.
[12:18] Kalego
    What?!
[12:19] Rock
    Thanks for always
    looking after my little bro.
[12:23] Rock
    JK...
[12:25] Kalego
    If you touch my wallet,
     I will break your fingers.
[12:27] Rock
    Right.
[12:30] Lead
    Run, Sensei!
[12:34] Shaky
    Marry me! A real winner!
[12:36] Lead
    Nee-chan, stop!
[12:39] Camui
    Clinky.
[12:40] Camui
    Cheers, good sir.
[12:48] Kalego
    Wake up!
[12:54] Elizabetta
    What do you think? Oh, dear! Oh, my!
[13:00] Kalego
    Just one more home...
[13:03] Kalego
    But...
[13:04] Kalego
    That home is going to be a problem.
[13:13] Iruma
    Welcome, Kalego-sensei!
SIGN    Let's play
[13:25] Iruma
    Right this way, Kalego-sensei.
[13:31] Iruma
    Huh?
[13:32] Iruma
    U-Um...
[13:33] Kalego
    Where's the chair-demon?
[13:35] Kalego
    Lead me to him immediately.
[13:36] Kalego
    I don't want to deal with—
[13:38] Opera
    Hello there, Kalego-kun.
[13:40] Kalego
    Opera-senpai!
[13:42] Opera
    Indeed, it is I, Opera-senpai.
[13:43] Opera
    The very same Opera-senpai
    you had so much fun with at school.
[13:48] Kalego
    Why, you...
[13:50] Kalego
    You have some nerve!
[13:51] Iruma
    S-So...
[13:53] ---
    You two went to school
    together around the same time?
[13:55] Opera
    Why, yes. We're very close.
[13:58] Kalego
    You are insane!
[14:00] Opera
    Are you being shy?
[14:01] Kalego
    Absolutely not!
[14:02] Opera
    Oh, come, now.
[14:02] Kalego
    Stay back!
[14:04] Sullivan
    Oh?
[14:06] Iruma
    Grandpa.
[14:07] Sullivan
    You all seem to be having fun.
[14:09] Kalego
    We are not having fun!
[14:10] Sullivan
    Look!
[14:11] ---
    This is Kalego-sensei when he was a student.
[14:15] Iruma
    Wow, his face hasn't changed at all!
[14:17] Sullivan
    Ah, this takes me back.
[14:19] Sullivan
    He's always looked so grouchy.
[14:21] Kalego
    S-Silence!
[14:23] Kalego
    Let's stop wasting time
    and start this meeting!
[14:27] Sullivan
    Kalego-kun has been saying
    "Silence!" ever since he was a student.
[14:31] Sullivan
    He always hated anything rowdy.
[14:38] (Flashback) Kalego
    Silence.
[14:41] (Flashback) Kalego
    That's the eighth time.
[14:43] Kalego
    In the month since I transferred to Babyls,
SIGN    Babyls First-Year
    Naberius Kalego
[14:45] Kalego
    older students keep wanting
    to start fights with me.
[14:48] (Flashback) Kalego
    On top of that, most of them seem
    to have bizarre grudges against me.
[14:51] (Flashback) Kalego
    It's deplorable and unpleasant!
[14:53] (Flashback) Student A
    Wow!
[14:54] (Flashback) ---
    He sent thirteen people to the hospital!
[14:56] (Flashback) Student B
    Is he the shadow leader
    who's said to have cut down 666?
[15:00] (Flashback) Student C
    The shadow leader at Babyls!
    I wonder if they actually exist!
[15:03] (Flashback) Walla
    Wait, is that him?
[15:07] (Flashback) Kalego
    My blood is boiling!
SIGN    Babyls First-Year
    Balam Shichiro
[15:11] Balam
    Hmm... Well, you do stand out, Kalego-kun.
[15:14] Balam
    You take really loud steps.
[15:16] (Flashback) Balam
    And you look mean.
[15:17] (Flashback) Kalego
    Hey!
[15:19] (Flashback) Balam
    You have no idea why?
[15:20] (Flashback) Balam
    Did you bite any of them out of rage?
[15:22] (Flashback) Kalego
    I'm not so bored that
    I'd go starting trouble myself.
[15:26] (Flashback) Kalego
    Which must mean that I'm being
    mistaken for someone else.
[15:29] (Flashback) Kalego
    According to the older students,
[15:31] (Flashback) ---
    this person has black, unkempt hair.
[15:33] (Flashback) Kalego
    Two horns.
[15:34] (Flashback) Kalego
    An androgynous look.
[15:36] (Flashback) Balam
    That's totally you.
[15:37] (Flashback) Kalego
    And I'm telling you that it's not!
[15:40] (Flashback) Balam
    So someone else is causing all this trouble,
    and you're getting blamed for it?
[15:44] (Flashback) Kalego
    That's the only possible answer.
[15:47] Sullivan
    We still didn't have a
    student council back then,
[15:49] ---
    so the school was lacking discipline.
[15:52] Opera
    Yes.
[15:53] Iruma
    Oh, I see.
[15:54] Kalego
    I kept wondering who they'd
    mistaken me for, and...
[16:13] (Flashback) Kalego
    Unkempt black hair, and two horns.
[16:16] (Flashback) Kalego
    An androgynous look.
[16:19] (Flashback) Balam
    Ah.
[16:22] (Flashback) Kalego
    So...
[16:23] (Flashback) Kalego
    So it was you!
[16:26] Kalego
    That student happened to be Opera-senpai.
[16:30] Iruma
    What?!
[16:30] Iruma
    But that person's hair is black,
    just like Kalego-sensei's!
[16:33] Opera
    No, I'm older,
[16:36] ---
    so Kalego-kun is like me.
[16:38] Opera
    Ah, if I close my eyes,
    it all feels like yesterday.
[16:42] Opera
    From that moment on,
    I'd summon you to buy me bread,
[16:46] Opera
    have you carry my things...
[16:48] Kalego
    Close your eyes first!
[16:49] Sullivan
    Hey, hey! Let's stop reminiscing
[16:52] Sullivan
    and get this meeting started!
[16:54] Opera
    I shall attend this meeting, as well.
[16:57] Kalego
    Stop! Let go!
[17:05] Sullivan
    Sensei.
[17:07] Sullivan
    Has my boy been behaving himself?
[17:09] Sullivan
    He's not being bullied, is he?
[17:10] Sullivan
    Has he been eating properly?
[17:12] Kalego
    This is what you wanted to do?
[17:14] Kalego
    You're a teacher yourself!
[17:15] Opera
    Come, now.
[17:16] Opera
    His guardian has questions for you.
[17:18] Opera
    You should answer him.
[17:19] Sullivan
    Well? Well?
[17:19] Iruma
    Um, I'm so sorry!
[17:25] Kalego
    So about Iruma-kun...
[17:27] Kalego
    His grades improved significantly
    on the end-of-terminus exams.
[17:31] Kalego
    At school,
[17:33] ---
    he's always at the center of
    problems and incidents...
[17:37] Kalego
    But he's gained a lot of experience
    and connections from them.
[17:40] Kalego
    I'm sure they will prove
    to be important to him.
[17:43] Kalego
    His activities with the
    Magical Apparatus Battler
[17:46] Kalego
    mainly consist of repairing and
    sorting magical apparatuses.
[17:48] Kalego
    He also trained with the student council
    and is always up for new challenges...
[17:48] Iruma
    He's actually done a lot of research...
[17:51] Sullivan
    Wow, this is impressive.
[17:53] Kalego
    Hey! Give that—
[17:54] Sullivan
    Lookie here, Iruma-kun!
[17:56] Kalego
    Hey! This is exactly what I hate about you!
[17:59] Iruma
    Huh?
[18:00] Iruma
    This whole notebook is all about me?
[18:03] Iruma
    It's just for me?
[18:05] Iruma
    Does that mean...
[18:07] Iruma
    He made something similar for...
[18:18] Iruma
    everyone?
[18:20] Sullivan
    I'm so relieved that I made
    Kalego-kun your teacher.
[18:25] Kalego
    Iruma...-kun has the ability
    to overcome anything.
[18:30] Kalego
    It's a talent he should treasure well.
[18:32] Kalego
    But...
[18:34] Kalego
    He needs to stop equating
    responsibility with self-sacrifice.
[18:37] Kalego
    Be extremely careful about that.
[18:41] Iruma
    Yes, sir!
[18:45] Iruma
    Kalego-sensei!
[18:48] Iruma And Sullivan
    Thank you very much.
[18:54] Kalego
    I will now be taking my leave.
[18:56] Opera
    What?
[18:57] Opera
    You're not spending the night?
[18:58] Kalego
    What?! Absolutely not!
[19:00] Opera
    You'd like for him to spend the night,
    too, right, Iruma-sama?
[19:03] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, sure.
[19:05] Kalego
    Hey! Stop that, you little—
[19:06] Opera
    "You little"?
[19:08] ---
    I can't have you talking to
    the young master like that.
[19:12] Opera
    I'm rather fond of your fluffy version.
[19:16] Kalego
    Wha—
[19:17] Opera
    What's this? A summoning
    sticker suddenly appeared.
[19:19] Kalego
    I'm never making home visits ever again!
[19:28] Nar
    Naberius Kalego.
[19:30] Nar
    He is a very serious instructor.
[19:35] Kalego
    I appreciate you and your families
    taking time to meet with me.
[19:39] Kalego
    To properly thank all of you...
[19:41] Kalego
    I decided to give you all more
    homework during your break.
[19:44] Class
    What?!
[19:46] Clara
    But why, my teacher?!
[19:48] Asmodeus
    I might have to re-adjust my
    schedule with Iruma-sama...
[19:50] Lead
    Y-You're the worst teacher!
[19:52] Jazz
    Do you love tormenting us that much?!
[19:57] Kalego
    I do.
[19:58] Nar
    And he's rather spiteful.
SIGN    A Few Days Later...
[20:02] Nar
    And so, the end of terminus,
[20:04] ---
    the netherworld's version of
    a summer vacation, began.

[20:09] Iruma
    Now that I'm on break,
    I have no idea what to do...
[20:14] Asmodeus
    Good morning!
[20:16] Clara
    Morning!
[20:17] Class
    Good morning!
[20:18] Iruma
    Azz-kun? Clara? And everyone else?
[20:21] Iruma
    What are you all doing here?
[20:24] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, you should come with us...
[20:27] Asmodeus And Clara
    ...to Walter Park!
[20:30] Iruma
    Walter... Park?
[20:33] Iruma
    You mean an amusement park?!
[20:34] Clara And Asmodeus
    Yes!
[20:35] Asmodeus
    Oh, we did plan this without your input.
[20:38] Asmodeus
    Did you already have plans?
[20:41] Iruma
    Nope! Thank you! I'm so happy!
[20:47] Goemon
    We need to figure out
    which attractions to go to!
[20:50] Jazz
    Your house is huge, Iruma-kun!
[20:52] Lead
    It's the chair-demon's house,
    so I wore my uniform.
[20:54] Asmodeus
    Let's just go to all the places
    Iruma-sama wants to go to.
[20:54] Clara
    Let's go! To all the things!
[20:57] Iruma
    It's so strange...
[20:59] Iruma
    At first, I dreaded coming to school.
[21:03] Iruma
    But after meeting everyone,
[21:06] Iruma
    I fell in love with Babyls.
[21:10] Nar
    At this time,
[21:11] ---
    Iruma had no idea about the huge incident
[21:14] ---
    that was going to happen at Walter Park.
[22:55] Iruma And Sullivan
    All set.
[22:56] Opera
    You are not.
[22:57] Opera
    Do you plan to travel across
    the entire netherworld?
[23:00] Opera
    You can't take all that with you.
[23:02] Sullivan
    But...
[23:03] Sullivan
    This is the first time Iruma-kun's going
     somewhere for something besides school.
[23:07] Sullivan
    I'm so worried!
[23:10] Sullivan
    Contact me immediately if anything happens.
[23:12] Sullivan
    This is a promise between you and me.
[23:14] Iruma
    O-Okay...
[23:16] Sullivan
    Also, I'm getting you bodyguards!
[23:18] Iruma
    B-Bodyguards?
[23:19] Sullivan
    Yes. The absolute best.
[23:25] Clara
    The Sukima between his brows!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Clutter...
[23:30] Opera
    Now, then.
[23:31] Opera
    I will be dividing up all of these
    things you're taking to Walter Park.
[23:35] Opera
    Unnecessary. Unnecessary.
    Unnecessary. Unnecessary...
[23:37] Sullivan
    But that's Iruma-kun's 66th favorite snack!
[23:40] Sullivan
    And that's his 96th favorite!
[23:42] Sullivan
    Wait, that toy is the one I gave to
    commemorate him being here for 13 days!
[23:46] Iruma
    Yeah, maybe I don't need to take
    that to an amusement park...
[23:48] Sullivan
    In that case, I'll just go with you!
[23:54] Opera
    Unnecessary.
[23:55] Iruma
    Grandpa!
[23:56] Nar
    Sullivan was sorted out immediately.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Opera
    I must say that Kalego-kun's
    visit was rather fun.
[24:05] Opera
    I'm happy he enjoyed himself, as well.
[24:08] Opera
    It was very nostalgic looking
    back on our Babyls days.
[24:13] Opera
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:16] Opera
    "Walter Park."
[24:17] Opera
    Is this your first time going to
    an amusement park, Iruma-sama?
[24:21] Opera
    Memories from your student days
    will become precious treasures.

E13 - Walter Park

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SIGN    End of Terminus
[00:08] Nar
    What is the end of terminus?
[00:10] Nar
    The story goes that the previous Demon King
    could not relieve the stress he was feeling
[00:17] ---
    from his evil cycle because of how busy
    he was, so he rampaged for 30 days,
[00:21] Nar
    which turned into this extended break
    for everyone to relieve their stress.
[00:26] Nar
    When Babyls's end of terminus came,
    Iruma had a lot of time to kill, until...
[00:31] Asmodeus And Clara
    Let's go to Walter Park!
[00:36] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:42] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:47] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:51] Nar
    And that is...
[00:52] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:55] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Walter Park
[02:34] All
    "Walter Park."
[02:49] Iruma
    So this is Walter Park!
[02:52] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, just look at all these demons
    waiting for the park to open already!
[02:57] Jazz
    Oh, there they are.
[02:59] Jazz
    Iruma-kun!
[03:00] Goemon
    Good morning.
[03:02] Lead
    We've been waiting for you.
[03:03] Sabro
    So you've come, my rival!
[03:06] Iruma
    You're all here early!
[03:07] ---
    Wow, Jazz-kun. That whistle is so cool!
[03:10] Jazz
    Oh, this is...
[03:12] Clara
    Hey! You're all in regular clothes!
[03:15] Elizabetta
    Well, this is a rare opportunity,
    so we wanted to dress up.
[03:18] Keroli
    Y-Yes...
[03:20] Camui
    Since it's a rare opportunity,
    I will have a very close look.
[03:23] Camui
    Oh, yes!
[03:25] Goemon
    I get it, but you're staring too hard.
[03:28] Lead
    It's the end of terminus!
[03:30] Goemon
    We're at the amusement park!
[03:31] Jazz
    Let's let loose today!
[03:34] Lead
    Is what we wanted to say...
[03:38] Jazz
    But that might not be happening.
[03:42] Iruma
    Oh, uh...
[03:44] Iruma
    Grandpa insisted they come as bodyguards.
[03:47] Jazz
    Bodyguards?!
[03:50] Iruma
    This is my first time traveling so
    far away, and he was worried, so...
[03:55] Jazz
    Wait, Iruma-kun, this is your
    first time traveling far away?
[03:58] Iruma
    Huh? Yeah...
[04:00] Clara
    Make sure you don't get lost, Iruma-chi!
[04:01] Asmodeus
    You need to worry about that!
[04:03] Kalego
    Why must I do this?
[04:06] Balam
    Chair-demon's orders, you know.
[04:08] Balam
    Oh, come on. This will be fun.
[04:10] Kalego
    What?! How?!
[04:12] Opera
    I see you still dislike busy, crowded places.
[04:17] Opera
    Let's use this opportunity to get over that.
[04:20] Opera
    Don't worry.
[04:21] ---
    Balam-kun and I will be right by your side.
[04:23] Kalego
    You! Are! Exactly! Who I don't want to be with!
[04:27] Opera
    But there's no need to be shy.
[04:29] Kalego
    I'm not being shy!
[04:30] Opera
    Don't be embarrassed.
[04:30] Lead
    You seem so different, Balam-sensei!
[04:31] Kalego
    I'm not embarrassed!
[04:32] Opera
    Don't be embarrassed!
[04:33] Kalego
    I'm not! Just stop!
[04:33] Balam
    Oh, really?
[04:34] Opera
    Don't be embarrassed.
[04:35] Kalego
    I'm not!
SIGN    Mental Image
[04:36] Goemon
    But now you seem scarier in a different way.
[04:39] Balam
    Huh?
[04:40] Elizabetta
    But that hairstyle looks lovely on you!
[04:42] Goemon
    Yes, yes, it's quite nice!
[04:45] Iruma
    Hey, where's Allocer-kun?
[04:48] Asmodeus
    Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him.
[04:50] Jazz
    Ah...
[04:51] Jazz
    He had some conference with Furcas-sensei.
[04:53] Jazz
    Those two seemed to really hit it off.
[04:57] Iruma
    I see.
[04:58] Sabro
    Well, it appears that we're all here.
[05:02] Iruma
    Oh, there's one more.
[05:04] Ameri
    Iruma...
[05:06] Iruma
    You came, Ameri-san!
[05:11] Iruma
    I'm glad you could make it!
[05:13] Ameri
    Yes, I came. I'm here, but...
[05:16] Ameri
    You said it would just be the two of us!
[05:18] Ameri
    Why are so many people here?!
[05:20] Iruma
    Huh? I didn't say it'd
    just be the two of us...
[05:22] Ameri
    What?!
SIGN    Ameri-san, would you like to go to Walter Park?
SIGN    Indeed!
[05:25] Ameri
    You're right...
[05:27] Ameri
    That's not in the message at all!
[05:30] Ameri
    But I thought it was a d-date,
[05:32] ---
    so I spent all that time
    deciding on an outfit...
[05:34] Ameri
    I went to bed, but couldn't sleep a wink...
[05:38] Ameri
    When I was about to leave,
    my father tried to interrogate me...
[05:42] Ameri
    I was so nervous that I thought my heart
    was going to pop out of my mouth!
[05:47] Iruma
    Ameri-san.
[05:49] Iruma
    I'm just really glad you could make it.
[05:52] Iruma
    Really glad... Really glad... Really glad...
[05:58] Ameri
    V-Very well.
[06:01] Ameri
    It doesn't change the fact
    that Iruma invited me.
[06:05] Bird
    Walter Park is about to open!
[06:11] Lead
    Woo-hoo! They're opening!
[06:17] Iruma
    The clouds are clearing.
[06:20] Bird
    Good morning, everyone!
[06:27] Bird
    Now!
[06:30] Bird
    Gleeful! Delightful!
[06:32] Bird
    The fool who has the most fun is on top!
[06:35] Bird
    The one who doesn't have
    fun is the biggest fool!
[06:38] Bird
    Think of nothing but playing!
[06:40] Bird
    This is the city of fantasy!
[06:44] Staff
    Walter Park!
[06:46] Snake
    Welcome to the highest
    form of entertainment!
[06:49] Crown
    Have a wonderful day!
[06:57] Clara
    Wow! Lovely, lovely!
[06:59] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, I will accompany
    you wherever you go.
[07:03] Snake
    There'll also be dem-dol
    concerts today and tomorrow!
[07:08] Lead
    Kuromu-chan's going to
    be here, too? Awesome!
[07:12] Jazz
    Maybe that mysterious
    trio will show up again.
[07:16] Iruma
    Th-They probably won't.
[07:19] Clara
    Huh?
[07:20] Clara
    We won't?
[07:22] Asmodeus
    Hey! Put that away!
[07:26] Kalego
    Silence!
[07:26] Goemon
    I'm going to check out the rest area.
[07:28] Elizabetta
    I want to go shopping.
[07:30] Sabro
    The wait time's way too long.
[07:32] Balam
    Where shall we go first?
[07:35] Lead
    Where else? The Scream-o Coaster!
[07:38] Sabro
    The King's Manor!
[07:39] Goemon
    No, no, first we should
    go on the Hellspin Swings!
[07:42] Clara
    I wanna go on the Scream-o
    Spinny Spinny Iruma-chi.
[07:45] Asmodeus
    That doesn't exist!
[07:47] Ameri
    Wh-Where do you want to go, Iruma?
[07:50] Iruma
    Um... Everything looks like a lot of fun.
[07:52] Jazz
    Let's just all go where we want.
[07:55] Lead
    All right, break!
[07:57] Kalego; Balam;Opera
    Hold it.
[08:01] Kalego
    We can't watch over you if you all scatter.
[08:04] Lead
    What? Can't we just go where we want?
[08:07] Balam
    No.
[08:08] Balam
    How about we split up into three teams?
[08:11] ---
    Since there are three of us.
[08:12] Clara
    Okay! Let's have a competition, then!
[08:15] Iruma
    A competition?
[08:16] Clara
    The team who has the most fun wins!
[08:19] Lead
    And the teachers will treat
    the winning team to something!
[08:23] Kalego
    Don't make your own rules, you fools!
[08:25] Balam
    Why not?
[08:27] ---
    We did come here to play
    and have fun, after all.
[08:29] Opera
    We adults need to show that
    we can still have fun, too.
[08:33] Kalego
    How did I end up the unreasonable one here?
[08:38] Kalego
    Very well. I will allow a prize...
[08:42] Kalego
    And the losing team will get double
    homework during their end of terminus.
[08:48] Goemon
    No!
[08:49] Sabro
    Not a problem. We just need to
    have more fun than anyone else.
[08:49] Lead
    This sucks!
[08:54] Clara
    Yeah! We just need to win!
[08:56] Asmodeus
    Before we start, I must be on
    Iruma-sama's team, no matter what.
[09:00] Ameri
    Is it always like this?
[09:02] Elizabetta
    Yes, always.
[09:04] Opera
    Okay, let's draw lots.
[09:06] Clara
    Okay!
[09:07] Asmodeus
    Let me be on the same team as Iruma-sama,
    the same team as Iruma-sama...
[09:11] Clara
    Hurry it up, Azz-Azz!
[09:14] Balam
    Okay.
SIGN    Balam Team
[09:15] Balam
    You're the Balam team.
[09:18] Asmodeus
    Lots will never be enough to
    tear Iruma-sama and me apart!
SIGN    Opera Team
[09:23] Opera
    You're the Opera team.
[09:25] Clara
    Girls' time team! Girls' time team!
SIGN    Kalego Team
[09:30] Lead
    The K-Kalego-sensei team...
[09:33] Jazz
    Kalego... Kalego...
[09:36] Lread
    Hey.
[09:38] Jazz
    Yeah... You're right.
[09:41] Lead
    We totally lost!
[09:43] Camui
    Not a single lady on our team!
[09:44] Goemon
    I want a different team!
[09:46] Jazz
    How the heck are we supposed to have
    fun with Emperor Doom and Gloom?!
SIGN    Emperor Doom and Gloom
[09:53] Kalego
    All right.
[09:53] ---
    If you guys get last place, you'll
    be getting even more homework.
[09:59] Jazz
    Just kidding!
SIGN    Eek
[09:59] Balam
    Kalego-kun, you're so close with all of them.
[10:01] Lead
    I'm so happy to be on
    your team, Kalego-sensei!
[10:02] Iruma
    Y-You think so?
[10:03] Goemon
    Yes!
[10:04] Balam
    I'm so jealous...
[10:07] Opera
    All right, take your marks.
[10:11] All
    Break!
[10:15] Opera
    Now, where shall we go?
[10:17] Clara
    To be with Iruma-chi!
[10:20] Ameri
    Then it won't be a competition.
[10:22] Clara
    Oh, yeah...
[10:24] Clara
    But I still wanna be with him.
[10:26] Ameri
    I see she's as honest as ever!
[10:29] Ameri
    I didn't want to be on a separate
    team from Iruma, either.
[10:33] Ameri
    But I could never say that...
[10:36] Clara
    Lady Redhair! Your outfit's super cute!
[10:40] Opera
    It does look lovely on you.
[10:42] Ameri
    Well... I couldn't decide what to wear,
[10:45] Ameri
    so I called Elizabetta for advice.
[10:49] Keroli
    You'd probably look nice in a dress, too.
[10:51] Ameri
    Huh?
[10:52] Elizabetta
    Definitely.
[10:53] ---
    You have a nice figure,
    so I'm sure you'd look lovely.
[10:57] Clara
    Okay!
[10:57] Clara
    Let's go get you a dress!
[10:59] Ameri
    Hey, wait! I, er,
    I could never wear a dress...
[11:03] Clara
    Dress-up time!
SIGN    Whisper Whisper Whisper
[11:09] Lead
    What should we do?
[11:10] Jazz
    What can we do?
[11:12] Camui
    Why don't we just go all-out at this point?
[11:14] Goemon
    Go all-out?
[11:16] Camui
    We'll just have him turn
    that frown upside-down.
SIGN    Whisper
    Whisper
[11:19] ---
    Got it.
[11:20] Kalego
    Hey, what are you whispering abou—
[11:24] Lead
    We're just going to...
[11:26] Goemon
    ...have you...
[11:27] Camui And Jazz
    ...come along quietly and have fun!
[11:30] Lead
    A park-exclusive T-shirt!
[11:32] Goemon
    Park-exclusive ears headband.
[11:34] Jazz
    You've gotta get the popcorn bucket!
[11:36] Camui
    Let's enjoy this to the fullest! Yes, indeed!
[11:38] Lead
    Let's play...
[11:40] Goemon
    Walter Park!
[11:41] Jazz And Camui
    Go, go!
[11:43] Kalego
    H-Hey... You can't...
[11:43] Lead
    Let's play...
[11:45] Goemon
    Walter Park!
[11:46] Jazz And Camui
    Go, go!
[11:47] Kalego
    No...
[11:51] Kalego
    Stop!
[11:54] Sabro
    What are you saying?
    We go to the King's Manor first!
[11:54] Sabro
    Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle...
[11:57] Asmodeus
    And I'm telling you we must ask
    for Iruma-sama's opinion first!
[12:01] Picero
    Shut up already.
[12:02] Sabro
    The King's Manor!
[12:04] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! Wait, where is Iruma-sama?
[12:07] Balam
    He's over there.
[12:16] Sabro
    He's so excited.
[12:17] Asmodeus
    I-Iruma-sama...
[12:19] Iruma
    Wow! Wow!
[12:25] Iruma
    I wonder what that is.
    It's really drawing me in.
[12:29] Iruma
    Something fun that I've never
    even imagined must be over here!
[12:33] Ronove
    It is I!
[12:35] Ronove
    It's been a while, my brothers!
    My brothers... brothers...
SIGN    I am Ronove Romiere!
[12:41] Song
    I came from a delightful castle
    deep within the Bougainvillea Forest

[12:47] Iruma
    I definitely... remember.
[12:50] Song
    Sole! I am the Prince of the Sun
SIGN    Sure
[12:53] ---
    Amore!
[12:58] Ronove
    Now, rejoice, commoners!
[13:02] Ronove
    Feast upon the destino that led
    to our encounter, and buon appetito!
[13:09] Ronove
    Come play with me, amore!
[13:15] Nar
    Ronove Romiere.
[13:17] Nar
    Bloodline ability: Charisma.
SIGN    Charisma
[13:19] Nar
    He is able to draw all attention
     to him instantly at any time.

[13:24] Asmodeus
    Ronove-senpai!
[13:25] Ronove
    Ro?
[13:27] Ronove
    I remember you.
[13:29] ---
    It's been a while, commoners!
[13:31] Ronove
    Commoners, commoners, commoners...
[13:32] Ronove
    You are... Illuminati-kun, correct?
[13:35] Asmodeus
    Who in the world is that?
[13:36] Iruma
    I'm Iruma.
[13:39] Picero
    Who's that?
[13:40] Balam
    Um...
[13:41] ---
    The one who lost in the
    student council election...
[13:44] Iruma
    What are you doing in the
    parade, Ronove-senpai?
[13:47] Ronove
    A foolish question.
[13:48] Ronove
    I have nothing to hide.
    This is my legendaddy!
[13:51] Ronove
    As you commoners say,
    my "father" built this amusement park!
[13:55] Iruma
    What?!
[13:56] Iruma
    Th-That's amazing!
    He made this incredible place?
[14:01] Ronove
    Yes!
[14:02] ---
    I am the great son who can enjoy any
    part of this park as much as I want!
[14:06] Wetoto
    Yes, but...
[14:08] Wetoto
    Today, you're supposed to be observing.
[14:12] Ronove
    A man touched me!
[14:14] Iruma
    S-Senpai!
[14:17] Wetoto
    Are you friends with the young master?
[14:19] Iruma
    Uh, yes. And, um... who are you?
[14:23] Wetoto
    My name is Wetoto. I'm a member of the staff.
[14:25] Wetoto
    The owner asked me to help
    the young master observe the park,
[14:28] Wetoto
    because he has aspirations to open
     his own amusement park at school.
[14:32] Wetoto
    But...
[14:34] Wetoto
    The moment I look away,
    he's off riding all the rides,
[14:37] Wetoto
    I want this! Get me this!
[14:37] Wetoto
    buying up whole shops,
[14:40] Wetoto
    Ronove!
[14:41] Wetoto
    and then crashing one of the parades.
[14:45] Wetoto
    So that's been my day.
[14:46] Iruma
    You're doing great.
[14:49] Ronove
    This is basically my yard,
[14:52] Ronove
    and yards are meant to frolic in!
[14:54] Wetoto
    Again, you're supposed to be observing!
[14:56] Sabro
    You must know a lot about this park.
[14:59] Balam
    That's perfect, then.
[15:02] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro?
[15:05] Ronove
    I see!
[15:07] Ronove
    A competition to see who can
    have the most fun is delightful!
[15:10] Ronove
    I, Ronove, shall help you navigate the park!
[15:14] ---
    Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle...
[15:14] Sabro
    Onward, then, to the King's Manor!
[15:17] Asmodeus
    No, we're going wherever
    Iruma-sama wants to go first!
[15:20] Ronove
    Let me lead you to my personal favorite.
[15:25] Ronove
    It's a super secret dangerous tour
[15:28] ---
    that only the most VIP
     of the VIP know about!
[15:31] Wetoto
    Young Master, no! Not the basement!
[15:34] Iruma
    The basement?
[15:38] Ronove
    As you can see, there are
    all sorts of attractions here.
SIGN    Walter Park
    
    
    Uraboras Prison
[15:43] Ronove
    It all functions thanks to
    a massive amount of mana,
[15:47] Ronove
    and the source of that
     power lives in the basement.
[15:51] Iruma
    Lives?
[15:52] Ronove
    Yes!
[15:53] Ronove
    The prison demons who have committed
    crimes and are currently incarcerated.
SIGN    Prison Demons
[16:00] Ronove
    The basement of Walter Park is
    a prison fortress! ...tress! ...tress!
[16:05] Ronove
    So many fun demon friends! It's worth seeing!
[16:09] Wetoto
    Again, no!
[16:11] Wetoto
    There aren't any "fun" demon friends!
    They're all a bunch of loonies!
[16:16] Iruma
    Prison fortress...
[16:16] Wetoto
    Young Master!
[16:19] Sabro
    A rather surprising secret.
[16:22] Balam
    As your chaperone, I can't allow that.
[16:24] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, let's not go there.
[16:27] Iruma
    Yeah, we probably shouldn't.
[16:30] Ronove
    I've returned, olé!
[16:40] Guard
    What is it, No. 1313?
[16:43] Kiriwo
    Nothing.
[16:45] Kiriwo
    It just sounds so lively up there again today.
[16:50] Nar
    Uraboras Prison.
SIGN    Uraboras Prison
[16:52] Nar
    A giant, underground fortress
    that holds 1,600 inmates.

[16:58] Nar
    Every prison demon's duties include
    hard labor and contribution of mana.
[17:01] Nar
    Their mana is what runs Walter Park.
[17:06] Crown
    Okay, everyone!
[17:08] Snake
    Let's play!
[17:10] Staff
    Walter Park!
[17:14] Imp
    You know, all the happy voices we can hear
    from the amusement park piss me off.
[17:19] Imp
    The fact that our hatred is the source of the
    mana that powers that park is pretty twisted.
[17:25] Mob A
    You're telling me, newbie.
[17:26] Mob B
    Though there are some weirdos
    who volunteered to come here.
[17:31] Kiriwo
    Hey, I wouldn't say that.
SIGN    
    Amy Kiriwo
    Sentence: Two Years
[17:34] Nar
    Amy Kiriwo. Sentence: two years.
[17:37] Nar
    He plotted to destroy Babyls
    during the Battler Party,
[17:40] Nar
    but was thwarted by Iruma
    and is now held in this prison.
[17:46] Imp
    You volunteered to be here?! Why?!
[17:48] Kiriwo
    Well, I—
[17:50] Imp
    Hello?!
[17:53] Guard B
    You're out of mana already, No. 1313?
[17:56] Guard B
    Someone take him to the infirmary.
[17:59] Imp
    Uh, hello?!
[18:00] Imp
    Why am I going, too?!
[18:02] Guard B
    You'd better take him to the infirmary!
[18:05] Guard B
    He's bad news when he loses it.
[18:11] Imp
    U-Um...
[18:13] Imp
    This isn't the way to the infirmary, is it?
SIGN    Fight
[18:17] Imp
    Th-This is...
[18:23] Imp
    This is...
[18:25] Imp
    I knew it!
[18:29] Imp
    The fighting room specifically for prison
    demons going through their evil cycles!
[18:32] Imp
    Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
[18:35] Imp
    The one in the back is super bad news!
[18:42] Imp
    A-Are we...
[18:44] Imp
    gonna end up as punching bags?
[18:51] Batsu
    You okay, Kiriwo-kun?
[18:53] Imp
    Huh?
[18:54] Load
    Did you cough up blood again, Kiriwo-kun?
[18:57] Batsu
    Take care of him, Dotty!
[19:02] Load
    Dotty sure is a pro.
[19:05] Baljio
    At first, he kept accidentally
    hitting Kiriwo in the face.
[19:09] Batsu
    Hey, newbie. Come have a seat over here.
[19:12] Imp
    T-To be a punching bag?
[19:14] Batsu
    Nah.
[19:16] Batsu
    We only brought you here
    because we wanted to talk.
[19:18] Load
    Guards won't come in here,
    so it's a perfect place for meetings.
[19:23] Baljio
    You're lucky, newbie.
[19:26] Baljio
    You made it just in time for the plan.
[19:27] Imp
    P-Plan?
[19:29] Batsu
    What else could it be?
[19:31] Batsu
    If we're talking about plans in a prison...
[19:35] Batsu
    We're talking about a prison break.
[19:36] Imp
    P-Prison break?!
[19:39] Batsu
    Not so loud!
[19:41] One Eye
    I'll tear out your tongue.
[19:42] Imp
    Sorry!
[19:44] Imp
    But how?
[19:47] Imp
    The really scary vice chief guard
    Triton is on the upper level.
SIGN    Vice Chief Guard
SIGN    Triton the
     Handshaker
[19:54] Batsu
    We've got some people helping from outside.
[19:57] Batsu
    I'm sure you've at least heard of them.
[20:00] Batsu
    They're known to be
    behind every evil deed...
[20:05] Batsu
    The Six Fingers.
SIGN    The Six Fingers
[20:07] Imp
    The Six Fingers?!
[20:09] Load
    I told you, not so loud!
[20:11] One Eye
    I'll kick you in the throat!
[20:12] Imp
    But they're a famous organization
    that wants to go back to the basics!
[20:16] Imp
    They've got nothing but
    legends surrounding them!
[20:19] Batsu
    And their next target is Walter Park.
[20:24] Batsu
    Isn't that right, Kiriwo-kun?
[20:26] Kiriwo
    Yes.
[20:28] Batsu
    He's the one who contacted
    the Six Fingers.
[20:32] Kiriwo
    There we go.
[20:34] Kiriwo
    Well, I just happened to know someone.
[20:38] Kiriwo
    They said they'd let us go if we helped out
    with one of the Six Fingers's "parties."
[20:44] Imp
    Parties?
[20:46] Batsu
    You want to know?
[20:48] Batsu
    Destroying the hell out of Walter Park.
[20:55] Batsu
    That's what they call a party.
[20:58] Imp
    That's...
[21:00] Imp
    That's so awesome!
[21:02] Imp
    We're gonna destroy it?
[21:04] Baljio
    We've got our escape all figured out, too.
[21:06] Batsu
    That's why we let you in on this.
[21:08] Batsu
    Any wrong moves, and this could go south.
[21:11] Imp
    I'm getting super excited!
[21:14] Imp
    So when are we doing this?
[21:15] Kriwo
    Today.
[21:16] Imp
    Huh?
[21:20] Batsu
    Today, Walter Park will go down in flames,
[21:24] Batsu
    and we're getting the hell outta here.
[21:27] Kiriwo
    It's a little... destructive revenge.
[21:31] Kiriwo
    All that laughter...
[21:37] Kiriwo
    will turn into screams.
[21:43] Kiriwo
    The time of despair is nigh.
[21:52] Kiriwo
    I'm so excited right now!
[21:55] Iruma
    Wow!
[21:56] ---
    Everyone's having so much fun!
    I'd better get to it!
[23:31] Clara
    Su-ki-ma... ma... ma...
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:35] Ameri
    I-I just can't make up my mind!
[23:37] Ameri
    Picking a d-d-d-d-date outfit is just...
[23:40] Ameri
    I have no choice. I need to request backup!
[23:44] Thing
    Phone's ringing!
[23:47] Elizabetta
    Devivil, Flaya, and Armlong
    are all in at the moment.
SIGN    Devivil
SIGN    Flaya
SIGN    Armlong
[23:50] Elizabetta
    Poison purple and brandy are colors
    that are all the rage right now.
[23:53] Elizabetta
    Also...
[23:54] Ameri
    Is this a spell?
[23:55] Elizabetta
    Of course not! Let's see...
    As for your purse,

[23:55] Nar
    Ameri gazed off into the distance as her
    mind was blown by how amazing girls are.
[23:57] Elizabetta
    you could go with Valvalla's latest or...
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is enjoying
    Walter Park to the fullest!
[24:03] Asmodeus
    His brilliant smile!
    His laughter tickles my ears!
[24:06] Asmodeus
    The skip in his step!
[24:07] Asmodeus
    I, Asmodeus Alice, am so elated just
    from watching Iruma-sama enjoy himself
[24:12] Asmodeus
    that I'm falling into hell
    as he slays me over and over!
[24:17] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Asmodeus
    "Everyone's Playmates."
[24:20] Asmodeus
    Wait, Iruma-sama's gone!
[24:21] Asmodeus
    Is he lost?! Iruma-sama!

E14 - Everyone's Playmates

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[00:01] Nar
    The end of terminus:
    Babyls's summer vacation.
SIGN    Balam Team
SIGN    Opera Team
[00:05] Nar
    Iruma and his friends split up
    into three teams
[00:07] Nar
    and are competing to see
SIGN    Kalego Team
[00:09] ---
    who can have the most fun at Walter Park.
[00:15] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:21] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:26] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:30] Nar
    And that is...
[00:32] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:34] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Everyone's Playmates
[02:13] Everyone
    "Everyone's Playmates."
[02:24] Elizabetta
    Oh my gosh! You look so cute!
[02:26] Keroli
    Y-Yeah.
[02:28] Mikii
    You look lovely, miss!
[02:31] Ameri
    Y-You think so?
[02:33] ---
    I will say it's not easy to do an axe kick
    in clothes I'm not accustomed to.
[02:38] Clara
    Everyone!
[02:40] Clara
    Mermaidoo.
[02:44] Clara
    Well? Do I seem like a mermaid?
[02:46] Elizabetta
    Sort of. But your lower half...
[02:49] Keroli
    Y-You shouldn't drag the
    merchandise around like that!
[02:52] Mikii
    Oh, don't worry.
[02:53] ---
    But you seem to have the wrong size.
[02:56] Mikii
    Hyu!
[03:02] Hyudarin
    Pardon!
[03:06] Hyudarin
    Every lady's body is different.
[03:10] Hyudarin
    Each has materials, colors,
    and lengths that fit her.
[03:14] Hyudarin
    Knowing what fits you best
[03:17] Hyudarin
    is the ultimate shortcut to
    emphasizing your charms.
[03:22] Clara
    Wow!
[03:25] Ameri
    What a tiny gentleman.
[03:27] Clara
    Thank you, tiny grandpa.
[03:29] Elizabetta
    A miniature dandy!
[03:31] Keroli
    Hey, come on, now...
[03:32] Opera
    I apologize for the trouble.
[03:34] Hyudarin
    No, no.
[03:35] ---
    I am very aware of my size.
[03:39] Mikii
    Yes, we have nothing to hide!
[03:42] Mikii
    We will always be there
    to be your playmates!
[03:45] Mikii And Hyudarin
    We are the Walter staff!
[03:47] Hyudarin
    Indeed.
[03:48] Clara
    Wow, they've got the pose down.
[03:51] Clara
    Let's also pose and take a picture!
[03:58] Camui; Lead; Jazz; Goemon
    They look like they're having fun!
[04:00] Lead
    Meanwhile, here we are...
[04:12] Lead
    It's no use!
[04:13] Jazz
    He doesn't look like he's having fun at all!
[04:16] Kalego
    Just wait until we're all done with this.
[04:21] Nar
    Remember, the team that has
    the most fun wins this competition.
[04:24] Nar
    Kalego is unable to say no, in order
    to keep things fair between the teams.
[04:29] Lead
    I mean, it definitely leaves an impression.
[04:32] Goemon
    If only he actually looked
    like he was having fun.
[04:35] Atori
    Hey there, boys.
[04:39] Atori
    Got any cash?
[04:42] Lead
    Crap, they're definitely bad news.
[04:44] Jazz
    No, we'll be fine!
[04:46] Lead
    I'm sure Sensei will protect us.
[04:49] Kalego
    Sorry, my hands are full right now.
[04:53] Lead And Jazz
    You malicious teacher!
[04:55] Camui
    W-We don't have any money! See? See?
[04:59] Atori
    Hey, that's not what we're after.
[05:03] Atori
    Look over there.
[05:06] Lead
    A shooting game?
[05:10] Goemon
    The special prize is a Smatch!
[05:13] Atori
    Whoever gets the most prizes can
    take their opponent's prizes, too!
[05:18] Atori
    You're free to use magic, as well.
[05:20] Goemon
    That looks fun.
[05:22] Lead
    Show 'em what you've got, Jazzy!
[05:24] Jazz
    You got it!
[05:32] Jazz
    Pit!
[05:37] Jazz
    Sixty degrees to the right, then straight!
[05:40] Goemon
    Understood!
[05:43] Maemaro
    Hi-yah!
[05:45] Lead; Jazz; Goemon; Camui
    Hey!
[05:46] Atori
    No one ever said we wouldn't interfere.
[05:49] Lead; Goemon; Camui
    What?!
[05:50] Jazz
    That's low!
[05:52] Maemaro
    We call that strategy
    the Penalizing Requiem.
SIGN    Penalizing Requiem
[05:55] Lead
    Lame!
[05:55] Goemon
    That's so lame!
[05:57] Atori
    I guess we're up next.
[06:00] Lead
    Let's get in their way, too!
[06:02] Jazz
    Go, bird!
[06:03] Camui
    Why me?!
[06:04] Atori
    We got a prize!
[06:06] Lead
    Don't give up!
[06:11] Jazz
    We look like we're having fun here.
[06:14] Lead
    It's all thanks to you guys.
[06:17] Atori
    Well, of course.
[06:19] Atori
    We will always be there
    to be your playmates!
[06:24] Atori And Maemaro
    We are the Walter staff!
[06:27] Lead; Jazz; Camui; Goemon
    What?!
[06:28] Lead
    You guys work here? You don't look like it.
[06:31] Goemon
    They've got that pose down.
[06:33] Camui
    Which means...
[06:34] Camui
    The ladies also have a cute go-to pose!
[06:39] Jazz
    Could you do that pose one more time, bro?
[06:45] Jazz
    Whoa, what the heck?
[06:46] Lead
    We're getting a bunch of pictures
    from the Balam team...
[06:48] Goemon
    Th-They look like they're having fun!
[06:51] Atori
    Hey. What's up?
[06:53] Lead
    Bro, could you tell us the best place
    to have fun here? Please?
[06:56] Goemon
    At this rate, we're going to lose!
[06:59] Lead
    Somewhere the other teams haven't gone.
[07:01] ---
    Maybe a hole in the wall.
[07:05] Lead
    How about here? Kararagi Street!
[07:08] Kalego
    Don't.
[07:11] Kalego
    Walter Park was created to relieve
    demons' stress during their evil cycles.
[07:17] Kalego
    Therefore, some of it still remains...
[07:21] Kalego
    The remnants of a bloody feud...
[07:23] ---
    A back alley where illegal magical
    apparatuses are still traded.
[07:34] Kalego
    If you want to keep your wings,
    don't go near there.
[07:39] Kalego
    Understood?
[07:41] Lead
    Yeah, but...
[07:45] Jazz
    We keep looking at the flower on
    your head, so you're not scary at—
[07:49] Lead And Jazz
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[07:55] Ronove
    Ronove!
[07:58] Ronove
    Ronove!
[08:08] Uetoto
    How much energy do those two have?
[08:12] Sabro
    Well done, my rival! Such vigor!
[08:16] Asmodeus
    I'm so happy that Iruma-sama
    is having so much fun!
[08:21] Ronove
    Well done keeping up with me...
[08:24] Ronove
    Ilbert-kun!
[08:26] Iruma
    It's Iruma.
[08:30] Iruma
    Everything looks so fun,
    I don't know where to look!
[08:34] Ronove
    Yes, yes! Don't get left behind!
[08:38] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
[08:41] ---
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
[08:46] Iruma
    Ah...
[08:48] Iruma
    So this is an amusement park!
[08:50] Iruma
    It's so much fun!
[08:52] Iruma
    It's so entertaining!
[09:00] Iruma
    Amusement parks...
[09:02] Iruma
    are the best!
SIGN    Kararagi Street
[09:18] Iruma
    I got separated from everyone!
[09:20] Iruma
    Oh, wait. It's fine.
[09:22] ---
    I just need to call...
[09:24] Iruma
    The battery's dead?
[09:30] Iruma
    Wait, does this mean...
[09:33] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen...
[09:37] Nar
    is lost.
SIGN    We're the same
[09:46] Asmodeus
    Again...
[09:47] Asmodeus
    The King's Manor is the
    farthest away from here!
[09:50] Sabro
    We just need to go straight down this path!
[09:53] Asmodeus
    There is no path there, you fool!
[09:54] Picero
    Shut up already!
[09:55] Sabro
    We'll just make one, then!
[09:56] Ronove
    I'm back, Ronove!
[09:58] Ronove
    I'm back!
[10:01] Balam
    Wait, where's Iruma-kun?
[10:01] Asmodeus
    Don't be ridiculous!
[10:03] All
    Huh?
[10:05] Ronove
    Huh? Ro?
[10:07] Balam
    Huh?
[10:09] Sabro And Asmodeus
    Huh?
[10:11] Asmodeus
    D-Don't tell me...
[10:16] All
    He's lost?!
[10:18] Iruma
    Wh-What... What should I do?
[10:22] Suspicious Demon
    Are you lost?
[10:26] Suspicious Demon
    Come this way...
[10:35] Iruma
    U-Um, I...
[10:37] Suspicious Demon
    Don't worry, don't worry,
    don't worry, don't worry, don't worry!
[10:44] Iruma
    Um, um!
[10:49] Iruma
    Huh? Something... soft?
[10:54] Suspicious Demon
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[10:56] Shiida
    You have business... with my little brother?
[11:11] Iruma
    U-Um...
[11:17] Shiida
    This way.
[11:30] Iruma
    W-We made it out!
[11:35] Shiida
    That way... is really... dangerous.
[11:39] Shiida
    You can't go in...
    just because you're curious.
[11:42] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry...
[11:46] Shiida
    The lost child center is over there.
[11:49] Shiida
    It's a little far, but...
[11:52] Iruma
    Thank you very much.
[11:54] Shiida
    Be... careful.
[12:07] Iruma
    I guess I got too excited over my
    first trip to an amusement park.
[12:11] Iruma
    I caused everyone trouble.
[12:13] Iruma
    I just wanted to make great
    memories with everyone...
[12:18] Shiida
    Want... some ice... cream?
[12:21] Iruma
    Whoa! Y-You're... the nice lady from earlier?
[12:24] Iruma
    H-Huh? But why?
[12:26] Shiida
    Because... I accidentally...
    bought some... ice cream.
[12:31] Iruma
    You accidentally... bought
    a quintuple scoop of ice cream?
[12:34] Shiida
    And...
[12:37] Shiida
    You shouldn't... look down...
    at the amusement park.
[12:43] Shiida
    You'll get lost again... maybe.
[12:46] Iruma
    Yes, you're right.
SIGN    Has a Prior Record
[12:49] Iruma
    Yum...
[13:03] Shiida
    Is that... fun?
[13:05] Iruma
    Yes!
[13:06] Iruma
    But didn't we come here
    because you wanted to ride this?
[13:10] Shiida
    Actually, if...
[13:13] Shiida
    I try to touch them...
    the animals... run... so...
[13:20] Iruma
    Animals get nervous when you try
    to touch them from above,
[13:23] Iruma
    so it's best to reach from below.
[13:26] Iruma
    That's what Balam-sensei told me.
[13:35] Birb
    Tweet, tweet.
[13:40] Shiida
    What... should I do now?
[13:42] Iruma
    Gently... Gently let them down.
[13:50] Shiida
    This is... the first time...
    I took a picture... with an animal...
[13:55] Iruma
    It's a great picture!
[13:59] Iruma
    Okay, I guess I'll head over
    to the lost child center.
[14:10] Iruma
    Well, shall we?
[14:13] Iruma
    Um...
[14:14] Shiida
    The lost child center is far... and...
[14:17] Shiida
    It might be better to look down
    from above... maybe.
[14:25] Iruma
    This is my first time on a Ferris wheel!
[14:28] Shiida
    Once we get to the top...
    the gondolas spin... apparently.
[14:33] Iruma
    Huh? R-Really?
[14:36] Iruma
    Um... Thank you so much.
[14:40] Iruma
    I was a little sad and
    confused when I got lost...
[14:46] Iruma
    But since you've been so nice to me,
[14:49] ---
    I was reminded how happy I am to be here.
[15:02] Shiida
    Good.
[15:06] Shiida
    Oh... I was supposed to reach from below.
[15:10] Iruma
    Er, no. I'm fine.
[15:16] Iruma
    It's Azz-kun and the others!
[15:22] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama...
[15:24] Iruma
    I'm sorry!
[15:25] Asmodeus
    I'm so glad you're safe!
[15:27] Balam
    Thank goodness...
[15:29] Iruma
    I'm so sorry for worrying you!
[15:31] Sabro
    You can barely stand.
[15:34] Iruma
    Um...
[15:38] Iruma
    But this really nice lady helped me!
[15:41] Asmodeus
    I see!
[15:42] Iruma
    I'll introduce you to—
[15:44] ---
    Huh?
[15:45] Sabro
    Where is she?
[15:47] Iruma
    Sh-She was just with me...
[15:50] Asmodeus
    Did you eat something bad?
[15:53] Iruma
    Uh, no... Huh? Where...
[16:03] Staff A
    Oh, there you are!
[16:04] Staff A
    Shiida-kun, don't go leaving your post!
[16:07] Staff A
    We may work behind the scenes,
    but we're still everyone's playmates!
[16:11] Shiida
    Yes.
[16:13] Shiida
    Because we're... the Walter staff.
[16:17] Ameri
    Honestly.
[16:19] ---
    How could you be so careless as to get lost?
[16:21] Lead
    I'm glad you're okay, though.
[16:23] ---
    Are you good now?
[16:27] Iruma
    Um...
[16:28] Kids 1
    We're the Six Fingers!
[16:30] Iruma
    I'm currently...
[16:30] Kids 2
    Defeat the dragon!
[16:32] Kids 3
    Yeah!
[16:34] Iruma
    ...playing a monster.
[16:37] Lead
    Uh, what?
[16:39] Iruma
    I'm being punished in the kids' area.
[16:41] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro!
[16:43] Ronove
    What a fun little punishment!
[16:45] Asmodeus
    Those children... How dare
    they attack Iruma-sama?!
[16:49] Balam
    Now, now. Iruma wanted to do this.
[16:51] Kids 1
    Go, Fluffy Wuffy!
[16:54] Picero
    Hey... Stop that!
[16:57] Wetoto
    Now, now. Play nicely.
[16:59] Kids 1
    Hi-yah!
[17:00] Wetoto
    Ow!
[17:01] Kids 1
    We're the Six Fingers! We're scary!
[17:03] Iruma
    The Six Fingers?
[17:04] Asmodeus
    They're a famous criminal organization.
[17:07] Asmodeus
    Their evil deeds are countless.
[17:10] Asmodeus
    They're an organization filled with villainous
    demons who want to go back to the old ways.
SIGN    The Six Fingers
[17:14] Asmodeus
    They're rather mysterious,
    which makes them popular.
[17:18] Picero
    I've had enough...
[17:20] Picero
    Ro?
[17:22] Ronove
    It's because you have that stupid mask on!
[17:24] Ronove
    I will let you wear mine instead.
[17:26] Picero
    Hey...
[17:31] Picero
    Wow, it's bright out...
[17:34] Ronove
    Ro, Ro! Ro, Ro! Ro, Ro!
[17:37] Wetoto
    O-Oh, my.
[17:38] Sabro
    He's so blindingly beautiful!
[17:41] Asmodeus
    Agares, I had no idea you looked like that.
[17:44] Iruma
    S-So bright!
[17:48] Iruma
    Wha...
[17:48] Ronove
    No, Ronove! His blinding aura!
[17:53] Ronove
    He's copying me!
[17:56] Three
    Uh, no, he's not.
[17:57] Ronove
    He is... He is... He is...
[17:58] Wetoto
    I mean, he's rather dashing, as well.
[18:00] Ronove
    He's a different type!
[18:03] Ronove
    These big, bright eyes! These long lashes!
[18:06] Ronove
    His curly hair and his sparkly aura!
[18:10] Ronove
    No! Absolutely not!
[18:12] ---
    I will not stand for it! No, no, no, no!
[18:13] Picero
    What's with this guy?
    He's so loud. I hate him.
[18:17] Ronove
    I cannot let this stand!
[18:18] ---
    You need to change in the cosplay area! Now!
[18:21] Picero
    What?
[18:21] Ronove
    You can be handsome in
    a different way than me.
[18:25] Ronove
    I will change you into a wild and
    nice Ronove with my own two hands!
SIGN    Panicking
[18:31] Ronove
    Now, let us go, Ronove!
[18:33] Picero
    Just let me sleep!
[18:35] Picero
    Stop!
[18:38] Iruma
    Wh-What should we do?
[18:40] Asmodeus
    Let's get you changed as well, Iruma-sama.
[18:41] Iruma
    Huh?!
[18:41] Balam
    They're all so lively.
[18:44] Wetoto
    Oh, Sensei.
[18:46] Wetoto
    They'll probably be here for a while,
[18:48] Wetoto
    so I'd like to go back and report
     to headquarters for now.
[18:52] Balam
    Oh, sure. I'll keep a better eye on them.
[18:57] Wetoto
    Thank you.
[19:09] Staff A
    Good work out there.
[19:10] Staff A
    Must be rough, babysitting the young master.
[19:14] Wetoto
    Yes, quite.
[19:16] Staff A
    But all the new staff members we've
    gained lately have been excellent.
[19:20] Staff A
    They're quick with their work
    and fast learners.
[19:23] Staff A
    Though I guess you're just mediocre.
[19:25] Wetoto
    Ouch, Senpai.
[19:28] Staff A
    Well, the warden is currently
     on a business trip.
[19:32] Staff A
    Let's just keep doing our best.
[19:34] Staff A
    See ya.
[19:34] Wetoto
    Yes.
[19:40] Wetoto
    How'd it go?
[19:41] Shiida
    Just... fine.
[19:44] Shiida
    Everyone's... waiting for... your orders.
[19:58] Wetoto
    We will now put our plan in motion.
[20:02] Wetoto
    From this moment on,
    we are not part of the Walter staff.
[20:08] Wetoto
    We will instead attack this
    park as the Six Fingers.
SIGN    The Six Fingers
[20:18] Miki And Atori
    Yes, Brother!
SIGN    Sixth Finger Maemaro
[20:21] Maemaro
    About damn time.
SIGN    Fifth Finger Atori
[20:23] Atori
    We've been waiting forever, We-nii.
SIGN    Fourth Finger
     Miki
[20:26] Miki
    We've been getting our work done.
SIGN    Third Finger Hyudarin
[20:29] Hyudarin
    It was quite entertaining.
SIGN    Second Finger
     Shiida
[20:35] Wetoto
    We've been lying in wait,
SIGN    First Finger
    Wetoto
[20:38] Wetoto
    all for this day.
[20:40] Wetoto
    During the pandemonium
    that's about to occur,
[20:43] Wetoto
    we will head toward the underground prison
[20:47] Wetoto
    and free our target.
[20:52] Wetoto
    We are the Six Fingers.
[20:55] Wetoto
    The Six Fingers that bring about chaos.
[20:58] Wetoto
    The days we spent here
    at Walter Park were fun.
[21:05] Wetoto
    And that's why...
[21:07] Wetoto
    we will destroy it with utmost care.
[21:44] Wetoto
    Now, let the festivities begin.
[23:22] Clara
    Su... ki... ma.
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    If you'd like to adopt a chick,
    please see the staff
[23:26] Iruma
    Apparently, these chicks are up for adoption.
[23:29] Shiida
    I think... adopting one... is too...
[23:31] ---
    difficult for me... now.
[23:33] Iruma
    Well, if you were to adopt one,
    what would you name it?
[23:37] Shiida
    Name?
[23:38] Chick
    Tweet...
[23:41] Shiida
    Captain Ponchom.
[23:43] Iruma
    Huh? Po...
[23:44] Iruma
    Ponchom?
[23:45] Chick
    Ponchom!
SIGN    Ponchom
[23:47] Shiida
    Sounds strong... right?
[23:48] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, s-sure!
[23:51] Iruma
    Ponchom... Hm... Hmm...
[23:54] Nar
    Iruma pondered what
    strength actually meant.
[23:58] Chick
    Tweet.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:00] Clara
    Something huge just showed up!
[24:02] Clara
    Is it a new attraction? Or maybe a show?
[24:05] Clara
    Wow!
[24:06] ---
    Magical beasts are on the rampage!
[24:08] Clara
    Woo! They're so realistic!
[24:10] Clara
    Iruma-chi, did you know?
[24:11] ---
    It's probably, uh, projection...
    mapping, or whatever it's called!
[24:17] Clara
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Clara
    "Magical Beasts Attack."
[24:20] Clara
    Huh? Maybe, just maybe,
    this could be camouflage...
[24:23] Clara
    Or maybe it's the real thing?!

E15 - Magical Beasts Attack

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[00:01] Wetoto
    The days we spent here
    at Walter Park were fun.
[00:05] Wetoto
    And that's why...
[00:07] Wetoto
    we will destroy it with utmost care.
[00:09] Wetoto
    Now, let the festivities begin.
[00:19] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:25] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:30] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:34] Nar
    And that is...
[00:36] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:38] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Magical Beasts Attack
[02:17] All
    "Magical Beasts Attack."
[02:24] Nar
    Let's rewind a bit.
[02:29] Nar
    A few minutes before the Six
    Fingers' attack on Walter Park...
[02:34] Ronove
    Each and every outfit looks
    fabulous! Just fabulous!
[02:39] Ronove
    They look so perfect,
    I even scare myself, Ronove!
[02:42] Balam
    I wonder if creatures like this
    exist in the human world, too.
[02:46] Asmodeus
    I think this would look
    quite nice on Iruma-sama.
[02:50] Asmodeus
    No, this might be better.
[02:51] Sabro
    Ah, this is fitting for a demon king!
[03:01] Ronove
    Dance the samba!
[03:03] Iruma
    Huh?!
[03:04] Iruma
    What happened?!
[03:05] Asmodeus
    Hey, you really shouldn't sleep on the floor.
[03:10] Picero
    It's warm. It's weird.
[03:14] Asmodeus
    It's warm?
[03:16] Sabro
    What do you mean?
[03:17] Picero
    The floor at Walter Park
[03:21] Picero
    has three places where there's an
    excessive amount of mana accumulating.
[03:24] Picero
    Almost as if it's a bird's nest,
[03:26] Picero
    with a mama bird keeping them warm.
SIGN    Bed (My Area)
[03:31] Nar
    Agares Picero. Bloodline ability: My Area.
[03:35] Nar
    He can manipulate any ground surface.
[03:38] Sabro
    Keeping them warm?
[03:39] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro?
[03:41] Picero
    To hatch eggs.
[03:43] Asmodeus
    To hatch...
[03:45] Iruma
    ...eggs?
[04:21] Picero
    Surround us!
[04:25] Iruma
    Huh?!
[04:37] Balam
    What's...
[04:39] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
SIGN    Carmine
    Dragon
[04:56] Iruma
    That's... a magical beast?
[04:59] Asmodeus
    It's gigantic.
[05:01] Staff A
    Everyone, please gather over here!
[05:04] Staff A
    The Walter staff will guide you to safety!
[05:07] Balam
    Is everyone all right?
[05:08] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro...
[05:09] Sabro
    We're fine.
[05:10] Asmodeus
    All thanks to Agares
    turning the floor into walls.
[05:13] Picero
    I told you the ground was weird.
[05:16] Ronove
    Thank you, Ronove!
[05:17] Picero
    So annoying!
[05:19] Balam
    For now, let's get to safety.
[05:21] Iruma
    Wait.
[05:22] ---
    Agares-kun, you said...
    there were three nests...
SIGN    R-Reporting!
SIGN    We've confirmed magical beasts in multiple areas in Walter Park.
SIGN    There are a total of three. Three magical beasts!
SIGN    Panther Rat
SIGN    Mountain
    Blue
[05:55] Jazz
    The hell is that?
[05:56] Lead
    O-O-Oh, crap!
[06:02] Goemon
    We need to retreat! It's too dangerous!
[06:05] Camui
    Let us hurry!
[06:06] Lead
    Did we get a hold of the others?
[06:07] Camui
    I can't get through!
[06:08] Jazz
    Are we going to hide or run?
[06:10] Jazz
    Either way, hurry!
[06:13] Jazz
    Kalego-sensei!
[06:14] Lead
    What should we do?
[06:17] Kalego
    I gave it some thought, and...
[06:18] All
    Yes?!
[06:20] Kalego
    I'm not having fun yet.
[06:24] All
    What?
[06:27] Kalego
    The Babyls Teachers' Handbook:
    Always put your students first.
[06:34] Kalego
    I see.
[06:37] ---
    You are all very lucky.
[06:39] Kalego
    We shall not let this opportunity slip by.
[06:43] Kalego
    There are four of you here.
[06:45] Kalego
    This is the perfect opportunity for
    you to practice combination attacks.
[06:50] Kalego
    It's not every day you get to concentrate
    all of your mana on a target that big.
[06:58] Jazz
    Y-You're kidding, right?!
[07:00] Lead
    Uh, what's he saying?!
    What the hell is he saying?!
[07:02] Camuy
    You're kidding, right?!
[07:04] Goemon
    It sounds like you're
    suggesting we fight that thing!
[07:10] Kalego
    Time to steel your resolve!
[07:16] Lead
    No!
[07:17] Kalego
    Now, let's enjoy this attraction
[07:18] Goemon
    Save us!
[07:19] Camuy
    I'd rather be surrounded by girls!
[07:19] Kalego
    to our heart's content.
[07:22] Kalego
    As respectfully as possible.
[07:26] Iruma
    Cherusil!
[07:29] Nar
    In the magic classes for
    the first-years at Babyls,
[07:32] Nar
    they mostly learn simple spells dealing
    with transformation or the senses.
[07:37] Nar
    They learn the basics so they can
    master the magic most suited to them,
[07:40] Nar
    and start to practice and apply these skills
    more once they're in their second year.
[07:44] Nar
    Meaning...
[07:45] All
    We haven't learned any attack spells yet!
[07:52] Lead
    Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[07:53] ---
    We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
[07:54] Jazz
    What're we supposed to do
    against that magical beast?!
[07:58] Camui
    Look out!
[08:01] Lead
    Thanks, Camui.
[08:03] Camui
    'Twas nothing.
[08:07] Camui
    "You're in the way,
    you scuttling pests," apparently.
SIGN    You're in the way, you scuttling pests (angry)
[08:10] Camui
    It seems quite angry.
SIGN    Translation (Friendship)
[08:12] Nar
    Caim Camui. Bloodline ability: Friendship.
[08:15] Nar
    He can translate any creature's
    language and speak to them.
[08:21] Jazz
    Camui! Lead!
[08:28] Nar
    Garp Goemon. Bloodline ability: Wind Blade.
SIGN    Wind Blade
[08:32] Nar
    He can control an invisible blade
    made of wind however he likes.
[08:37] Lead And Camui
    Goemon!
[08:39] Goemon
    That was a close one.
[08:41] Lead
    Thanks! You're a lifesaver!
[08:43] Camui
    Bless you.
[08:45] Goemon
    It was nothing.
[08:46] Jazz
    Wind Blade...
[08:48] Jazz
    This is the only ability any of us has
    that can be used for attacks.
[08:58] Lead
    The only one?
[08:59] Jazz
    Yeah.
[09:00] ---
    It's the only bloodline ability we have
    that can be used for attack.
SIGN    Pit
[09:03] Jazz
    I have Pit.
SIGN    Translation
     (Friendship)
[09:05] Jazz
    Camui has Friendship.
SIGN    Controller
    (Sensory Bandit)
[09:08] Jazz
    Lead has Controller.
[09:10] Jazz
    We all have sensory abilities
    that are useless in battle.
[09:15] Jazz
    But we can use simple spells.
[09:18] Jazz
    Hey, could you steal that thing's sight?
[09:21] Lead
    Huh?!
[09:22] Lead
    Uh, from which eye?
[09:23] Jazz
    Hmm... Any of them.
[09:26] Lead
    Controller!
[09:30] Jazz
    We'll take some of that thing's
    sight using Lead's Controller.
[09:37] Camui
    Nyah! Nyah! Over here!
[09:40] Camui
    Yes, right over here!
[09:42] Jazz
    Then we'll use Camui's Friendship
    to get its attention.
[09:42] Camui
    I do apologize for interrupting
    your little rampage.
[09:45] Camui
    I am disappointed that you are not a lady,
[09:46] Jazz
    And then...
[09:46] Camui
    but I shall play with you for a while.
[09:49] Jazz
    We'll get in its blind spot...
[09:53] Jazz
    Raffire!
[09:55] Jazz
    Go! Flaming Wind Blade!
[10:00] Jazz
    Heck yeah!
[10:02] Goemon
    That was a clean hit!
[10:03] Lead
    It might've been super effective!
[10:05] Camui
    We did it!
[10:09] All
    We just pissed it off more.
[10:18] Lead
    Sensei! Sensei!
[10:20] Jazz
    Help us!
[10:21] Goemon
    We're going to die!
[10:23] Camui
    H-Help me!
[10:25] Kalego
    Honestly...
[10:26] ---
    Why do you insist on
    relying on me so quickly?
[10:29] Goemon
    You're our teacher!
[10:30] Jazz
    Chaperone!
[10:31] Camui
    Coach!
[10:32] Lead
    Instructor!
[10:33] Kalego
    You're wasting such a fun attraction.
[10:36] Kalego
    But if I must say something...
[10:38] Kalego
    Use everything you've learned
    the best that you can.
[10:42] Kalego
    Then even you fools may have a
    chance at defeating that thing.
[10:45] Lead
    Sensei...
[10:47] All
    Could you be any more abstract?
[10:57] Jazz
    That's right.
[10:59] Jazz
    There aren't any adults we can rely on.
[11:02] Lead
    The only ones who will
    protect us are ourselves.
[11:06] Goemon
    Indeed.
[11:08] Camui
    Quite.
[11:14] Lead
    They suck! Adults suck!
[11:16] Jazz
    Adults protecting children
    is just an illusion!
[11:21] Goemon
    We lived such short lives!
[11:26] Nar
    What will become of the Kalego team?
SIGN    Uraboras Prison
[11:47] Guard A
    Just what... do you want?
[11:54] Wetoto
    A rescue...
[11:58] Wetoto
    of some prisoners.
[12:02] Head Guard
    Get more men up to the surface!
[12:05] Head Guard
    Where's the Demon Border Control?!
[12:06] Head Guard
    The Magical Beast Elimination
    Squad isn't here yet?!
[12:08] Reporting Guard
    There's trouble!
[12:10] ---
    Level 2 has been taken over by intruders!
[12:12] Head Guard
    What?!
[12:14] Reporting Guard
    Th-The prison locks have been opened...
[12:19] Reporting Guard
    The prisoners are out of their cells.
[12:22] Prisoner 2
    We'll hit them with our superior numbers
    before bothering with any magic!
[12:26] Head Guard
    The prisoners have escaped their cells!
[12:29] Head Guard
    Close all of the exits!
[12:30] Head Guard
    Do not let them escape into the park!
[12:33] Load
    Everything's going according to plan!
[12:35] Load
    We made it out of our cells!
[12:37] Load
    We're gonna join the Six Fingers,
    who will bring chaos to the netherworld!
[12:41] Load
    First, we're gonna attack Walter Park!
[12:46] Load
    Hey, what's up?
[12:48] Imp
    A-Are we really going up there?
[12:51] ---
    Huh?
[12:51] Imp
    I mean... he's up there.
[12:54] Load
    "He"?
[12:56] Load
    You mean Triton?
[12:59] Nar
    The higher you go in Uraboras Prison,
[13:01] ---
    the stronger the guards
    on each level become.
SIGN    Surface
    
    1 Guard Room
    
    2 Chief Guard's Office
    
    3 Guard Room
    
    Cells
    
    4 Guard Room
    
    Cells
[13:05] Nar
    And the one that all of the
    prisoners fear the most is...
[13:12] Nar
    The vice chief guard,
    Triton the Handshaker.
[13:16] Triton
    There we go.
SIGN    Triton the Handshaker
[13:19] Imp
    I-I know we're talking
    about the Six Fingers here,
[13:22] ---
    but Triton's known for breaking the
    necks of dragons with his bare hands.
[13:26] Load
    Yeah.
[13:28] ---
    Even the Six Fingers are finished
    if Triton gets his hands on them.
[13:33] Load
    What kind of intense
    battle's going on up there?
[13:42] Triton
    That's impossible!
[13:43] ---
    My Handshake bloodline ability
    has the strength to crush anything!
[13:47] Triton
    Th-There's no way it wouldn't work
    against this tiny old geezer!
[13:52] Hyudarin
    Pardon.
[13:54] Hyudarin
    This is the difference
    between our strengths.
[13:58] Hyudarin
    There's quite a difference.
[14:04] Hyudarin
    Perhaps you should've been a bit more aware
    of how big you actually are, like I am...
[14:10] Hyudarin
    You little whelp.
[14:13] Atori
    Whoo, you go, Hyu-sama.
[14:18] Atori
    Looks like our little magic beasties up top
    are rampaging like they're supposed to, as well.
[14:23] Wetoto
    They're summoned beasts
    that grew up on our mana.
[14:26] Wetoto
    They're not going to stop until
     they completely flatten Walter Park.
[14:30] Wetoto
    The staff and patrons should
    be completely helpless.
[14:34] Wetoto
    If there was a demon who'd actually
    try to face those magical beasts...
[14:39] Atori
    Okay, if there was?
[14:41] Wetoto
    They'd be quite the hero.
[14:44] Atori
    A hero, eh?
[14:48] Jazz
    Don't push, don't push!
    Stop pushing, damn it!
[14:51] Lead
    Now, now...
[14:52] Jazz
    Don't "now, now" me!
[14:58] Lead
    Don't hold back!
[14:59] Jazz
    I'm not, you jerk! I'm not! Stop pushing me!
[15:09] Jazz
    Oh...
[15:10] Jazz
    Oh, crap!
[15:16] Jazz
    That was close... That was just...
[15:19] Lead
    Scary! Insanely scary!
[15:22] Jazz
    And hey!
[15:23] ---
    Why the hell am I the one in front?!
[15:25] Lead
    Well, you're our leader!
[15:27] Jazz
    Huh?! Since when?!
SIGN    Gimel
[15:29] Lead
    Jazzy! Your rank is Gimel!
[15:34] Jazz
    Oh.
[15:36] Camui
    Take 'em down!
[15:37] Goemon
    Leader!
[15:38] Lead
    Bro!
[15:39] Jazz
    You've got some nerve, acting like that now!
[15:42] Jazz
    Whenever we're messing
    around like always, you don't—
[15:45] Lead
    You're the one we can rely on, Jazz!
[15:47] Goemon
    We beg of you.
[15:49] Camui
    Please assist us!
[15:51] Jazz
    Oh, come on... Give me a break.
[15:54] Jazz
    Why are you begging me?
[15:56] Jazz
    Just stop! I... I...
[16:02] (Flashback) Rock
    Hey, brat. Doing good?
[16:05] (Flashback) Rock
    Great. See ya.
[16:09] (Flashback) Jazz
    The hell?
[16:11] (Flashback) Jazz
    My wallet's gone! And my watch?!
[16:13] Jazz
    He got me again! Damn it!
[16:15] Jazz
    My family's basically a meritocracy.
[16:18] Jazz
    The one who has their stuff taken
    is at fault, not the one who took it.
[16:22] Jazz
    My older brother's always been like that.
[16:24] (Flashback) Rock
    Hey, brat. Welcome home.
[16:27] (Flashback) Rock
    You're back pretty late.
[16:29] (Flashback) Jazz
    My room...
[16:31] (Flashback) Rock
    Hm?
[16:36] Jazz
    He was an awful drunk and womanizer,
[16:39] Jazz
    and he never gave a crap
    about personal boundaries.
[16:42] Jazz
    No matter how much he pisses me off,
[16:43] Rock
    Still got your training wheels on, brat?
[16:44] ---
    the reason I can't just act
    like this doesn't bother me
[16:47] Rock
    I wonder when they're gonna come off.
[16:49] Jazz
    is because he is actually better than me.
[16:53] Jazz
    Damn it!
[16:55] Jazz
    If I had a younger brother or sister,
    I totally would've been nice to them!
[17:00] Jazz
    But... please stop...
[17:04] Jazz
    Don't say you're counting
    on me... or call me "Bro"...
[17:07] Jazz
    If you look at me with
    those puppy dog eyes, I'll...
[17:13] Jazz
    I'll...
[17:15] Jazz
    get so happy that I don't
    know what to do with myself!
[17:19] Lead
    Jazzy!
[17:22] Jazz
    Look at their pure faces,
    expecting the world from me!
[17:27] Goemon
    I don't want to be up front, I don't want to
    be up front, I don't want to be up fro—
[17:31] Lead
    I'm gonna die if I end up in the front.
[17:34] Camui
    I cannot die anywhere but
    in the arms of a lady!
[17:38] Jazz
    All right!
[17:40] Jazz
    Your big br—I mean,
    I'll figure something out!
[17:46] Jazz
    Damn it, this is so embarrassing!
[17:49] Lead
    Way to go, Bro!
[17:52] Jazz
    But what can we do?
[17:53] ---
    Our level of magic doesn't stand a chance.
[17:59] Jazz
    What the hell is that thing
    trying to do, anyway?!
[18:02] Jazz
    How much is it going to destroy?!
[18:05] Jazz
    Our abilities...
[18:07] Jazz
    Wind Blade.
[18:09] Jazz
    Friendship.
[18:12] Jazz
    Controller.
[18:14] Jazz
    How can we effectively use them together?
[18:17] Kalego
    Jazz.
[18:19] Jazz
    Kalego-sensei.
[18:21] Kalego
    Is that thing around your
    neck just for decoration?
[18:26] Jazz
    Huh?
[18:31] Jazz
    Oh, right!
[18:33] Jazz
    We might actually have a chance.
[18:37] Staff B
    We'll guide you to safety!
[18:40] Mob 1
    I hope my little sisters are okay.
[18:41] Mob 2
    Can you get through?
[18:43] Mob 3
    What's going on?
[19:05] Picero
    So loud!
[19:07] Ronove
    Ro-Ro-Ronove!
[19:09] Balam
    Any luck contacting the others?
[19:10] Asmodeus
    No.
[19:18] Balam
    What's the matter?
[19:20] Iruma
    Um... I just...
[19:23] Iruma
    I...
[19:25] Mob Guy 1
    You know, since three magical beasts came,
    someone must've plotted this.
[19:30] Mob Guy 2
    Yeah, you're right.
[19:32] Iruma
    Huh?
[19:34] Iruma
    Is that true?
[19:35] Balam
    Yes. Those are summoned beasts.
[19:38] Balam
    Someone summoned them.
[19:40] Balam
    Given their sizes,
    there are multiple people involved.
[19:44] Balam
    So what's been bothering you?
     Are you all right?
[19:48] Iruma
    I'm not sure. But...
[19:52] Iruma
    I just feel really uneasy.
[19:54] Blackhorns
    Help!
[19:56] Black Horns
    Please! Someone help!
[20:00] ---
    Please, help!
[20:02] Mob Woman
    A child?
[20:03] Mob Guy
    Are you all alone?
[20:05] Black Horns
    The other kids I was playing
    with are still in here!
[20:09] ---
    But all this rubble is in the way...
[20:11] Black Horns
    Please! Help me!
[20:13] Iruma
    Oh, no!
[20:15] Iruma
    We've got to go help him!
[20:16] Mob 3
    It'll never work.
[20:18] Mob 4
    I don't wanna get hurt.
[20:20] Mob 3
    It's probably too late, anyway.
[20:22] Crowd 3
    Like we'd help.
[20:24] Crowd 4
    I know, right?
[20:25] Iruma
    Wh-Why...
[20:27] Balam
    Well, they're demons.
[20:30] Balam
    Their own desires come first, and their
    empathy for others is almost nonexistent.
[20:36] Balam
    They won't act unless it benefits them.
[20:41] Balam
    Iruma-kun, are you all right?
[20:45] Staff A
    Everyone! Please stay clear
    of the buildings! Follow me!
[20:50] Iruma
    Aren't you going to help that child?
[20:52] Iruma
    I mean... he's right in front of you!
[20:55] Staff A
    We just don't have enough hands to help.
[20:58] Staff A
    Come, now. Step back a little.
    We're going to get to safety.
[21:02] Staff A
    This way, everyone! Follow me!
[21:04] Crowd 1
    Will we be okay?
[21:06] Crowd 2
    Are we walking far?
[21:06] Staff A
    Don't go near the buildings. This way.
[21:07] Crowd 3
    Good grief.
[21:08] Crowd 4
    I'm thirsty.
[21:11] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[21:12] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, are you all right?!
[21:15] Iruma
    Azz-kun...
[21:17] Iruma
    I'm going to borrow your phone!
[21:19] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[21:22] Iruma
    I see.
[21:25] Iruma
    This uneasiness is getting stronger.
[21:28] Iruma
    This feeling...
[21:31] Iruma
    This whole time, I...
[21:38] Iruma
    ...mad.
[21:39] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[21:43] Iruma
    This whole time... I was mad!
[23:28] Clara
    Su-ki-ma! Rawr!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:31] Iruma
    Rawr! Rawr!
[23:34] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama looks truly
    magnificent in his monster cosplay.
[23:38] Asmodeus
    Behold how valiant he looks!
[23:40] Asmodeus
    Rawr! Rawr!
[23:42] Asmodeus
    I have no choice but to say...
[23:44] Asmodeus
    You've slain me once again, Iruma-sama!
[23:47] Asmodeus
    And... sent.
[23:50] Asmodeus
    What's this?
[23:51] Asmodeus
    "Thank you, kindred spirit.
    I made this my phone background."
[23:57] Nar
    Good for you, Eiko-chan.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:00] Sabro
    What's the matter, Iruma?
[24:01] Sabro
    We must flee before the magical beast comes!
[24:04] Sabro
    What? You're mad?
[24:06] Sabro
    You're going to save the children?
[24:08] Sabro
    I see! Fascinating!
[24:09] Sabro
    If that's what my rival is going to do,
[24:12] Sabro
    then I, Sabnock Sabro, must do the same!
[24:15] Sabro
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:17] Sabro
    "The Name of This Feeling."
[24:19] Sabro
    This shall be another part of my prelude to ruling as the Demon King!

E16 - The Name of This Feeling

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[00:01] Announcer
    Breaking news!
[00:02] Announcer
    Disaster-level magical beasts
    have appeared at Walter Park.
[00:05] Announcer
    A carmine dragon,
[00:07] Announcer
    a panther rat,
[00:09] Announcer
    and a mountain bull are
    the three that have appeared.
[00:12] Announcer
    We are currently seeking more details.
[00:14] Announcer
    We will follow up when we can.
[00:19] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:25] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:30] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:34] Nar
    And that is...
[00:36] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:38] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    The Name of This Feeling
[02:18] All
    "The Name of This Feeling."
[02:22] Iruma
    I...
[02:26] Iruma
    This whole time, I...
[02:30] Iruma
    This whole time... I was mad!
[02:36] Iruma
    Azz-kun, here's your phone back.
[02:38] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?!
[02:40] Staff A
    Hey! It's dangerous over there!
[02:42] Balam
    Iruma-kun!
[02:52] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[02:58] Balam
    He dodged all of it?!
SIGN    Overwhelming Crisis Evasion Capability
[03:01] Nar
    Overwhelming Crisis Evasion Capability.
[03:04] Nar
    Ever since he was little,
    Iruma had to overcome various hardships,
[03:08] Nar
    which gave him the superhuman
    ability to avoid danger.
[03:15] ---
    Not a scratch on him...
[03:16] Patron 1
    Are you serious?!
[03:17] Patron 3
    Wow!
[03:18] Black Horns
    Thank you, mister!
[03:20] Iruma
    There are still more kids, right?
[03:22] Black Horns
    Y-Yeah.
[03:23] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[03:25] Balam
    Iruma-kun!
[03:31] Iruma
    The ice cream was really good!
[03:34] Iruma
    The rides were super fun, too!
[03:37] Iruma
    There were so many fun things,
    and I even got lost,
[03:42] Iruma
    but I had some great encounters, too.
[03:46] Iruma
    I had so much fun with all of you!
[03:49] Iruma
    I really, really had a lot of fun!
[03:52] Iruma
    Then, suddenly, it was all
    destroyed... It's so unfair.
[03:57] Iruma
    I'm pretty sure... that I'm angry.
[04:04] Iruma
    So...
[04:06] Iruma
    I'm going to take that out on this unfairness!
[04:10] Iruma
    All of you can take cover.
[04:13] Iruma
    You go join everyone else.
[04:14] Black Horns
    O-Okay!
[04:17] Iruma
    Um, well, here I go!
[04:25] Sabro
    Did you hear that? Apparently he's angry.
[04:28] Asmodeus
    My failure to realize that
    is my greatest mistake.
[04:34] Picero
    Move!
[04:40] Asmodeus
    As you wish, Iruma-sama!
[04:45] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[04:50] Iruma
    Guys...
[04:53] Asmodeus
    We shall accompany you.
[04:54] Sabro
    It is only natural that
    I stand in the ring with my rival.
[04:59] Picero
    I'm down with beating the crap out
    of whatever's causing all this noise.
[05:02] Balam
    Oh, jeez. Well, I guess
    you are the Misfit Class.
[05:10] Balam
    All right, let's go save those kids.
[05:12] Picero
    Yeah!
[05:13] Iruma
    O-Okay!
[05:14] Ronove
    Ronove is fine staying here.
[05:29] Opera
    Ameri-san, take everyone
    and get somewhere safe.
[05:32] Ameri
    Huh? What will you do, Opera-san?
[05:35] Opera
    Leave this to me.
[05:36] Opera
    Protecting everyone important
    to Iruma-sama is part of my job.
[05:41] Clara; Keroli; Elizabetta
    A-Adults are so reliable!
[05:45] Opera
    Hurry!
[05:46] Clara
    Okie!
[05:46] Ameri
    Right!
[05:48] Opera
    Now, then...
[05:56] Opera
    You really...
[05:58] Opera
    must learn to read the room better.
[06:07] Opera
    Oh, your body is rather soft.
[06:10] ---
    That attack wasn't very effective.
[06:16] Opera
    Well, in that case...
[06:18] Opera
    I guess...
[06:19] Opera
    I can get a little serious.
[06:29] Opera
    Ameri-san.
[06:31] Ameri
    I had Valac and the others
    take shelter with the rest.
[06:34] Ameri
    As the Babyls student council president,
    I cannot run from this situation.
[06:41] Opera
    Well, well...
[06:43] Opera
    It's rather reassuring
    to have you at my back.
[06:51] Opera And Ameri
    What in the world...
[06:53] Ameri
    ...is she doing?!
SIGN    Translation (Friendship)
[07:00] Camui
    My ability is Friendship.
[07:03] Camui
    Its true nature is the power
    to control animals!
[07:07] Camui
    Thank goodness there were
    flocks of demon birds nearby.
[07:11] Camui
    Since they are birds, like myself... Up!
[07:17] Camui
    Good.
[07:18] Camui
    Its attention is on the decoy. Hurry!
[07:21] Camui
    My spell won't last long with this many!
[07:26] Camui
    Left!
[07:29] Jazz
    All right, let's go!
[07:31] Lead
    Y-Yeah...
[07:34] Camui
    I'm counting on you!
[07:42] Lead
    I took away...
[07:44] Lead
    your ears. Or rather, your hearing!
[07:47] Nar
    The Shax family bloodline ability, Controller,
SIGN    Sensory Bandit (Controller)
[07:51] ---
    allows them to take away someone's
    senses and make them their own.
[07:57] Lead
    It's so loud!
[07:59] Goemon
    A-Are you all right?
[08:02] Lead
    That thing's overwhelming sense
    of hearing is rattling my brain.
[08:05] Lead
    Why the hell are we even
    fighting this damn thing?
[08:09] Lead
    But after Jazzy told us his plan,
    I figured we could win.
[08:15] Lead
    And then I got the irresistible urge to win.
[08:18] Lead
    As a true competitor,
    what else am I supposed to do?
[08:22] Goemon
    Are—
[08:22] Lead
    I'm fine! Just hurry!
[08:25] Jazz
    Right!
[08:26] Jazz
    Just a little more! You've got this!
[08:32] Goemon
    I can't block all of these attacks!
    In that case...
[08:36] Goemon
    I'll deflect!
[08:41] Goemon
    I was able to deflect!
[08:45] Goemon
    We were able to get Jazz-dono
    where he needs to be.
[08:49] Jazz
    Wow...
[08:50] Jazz
    I really made it this far.
[08:53] Jazz
    All that's left is...
[08:56] (Flashback) Rock
    Here.
[08:58] (Flashback) Jazz
    What's this?
[08:59] (Flashback) Rock
    It's an earpiercer whistle.
[09:00] (Flashback) ---
    It creates a huge soundwave around you.
SIGN    Earpiercer Whistle
[09:03] Rock
    The more mana you put into it,
[09:05] ---
    the more destructive
    and unpleasant the sound is.
[09:10] (Flashback) Rock
    Use it whenever you're about to get caught.
[09:13] (Flashback) Rock
    Though, if you ever mess up a heist
    and blow the whistle,
[09:16] (Flashback) Rock
    you might as well shatter your
    pride along with some eardrums.
[09:20] Jazz
    Like hell, you dumbass.
[09:25] Lead
    Jazzy! I'm restoring its hearing!
[09:28] Jazz
    As soon as it gets its hearing back,
[09:32] Jazz
    the volume's gonna go from 0 to 11!
[09:57] Goemon
    It's not moving, right?
[09:59] Jazz
    That means...
[10:01] Jazz
    We... We actually...
[10:06] Lead
    ...won!
[10:08] Jazz
    For real?!
[10:10] Lead
    That was awesome, Jazzy!
[10:11] Goemon
    That plan was perfect!
[10:13] Camui
    It's nothing like the excitement
    I feel toward the ladies,
[10:16] Camui
    but it was rather exciting.
[10:17] Jazz
    N-Nah, you guys were awesome, too.
[10:20] Lead
    Like, we're so strong! We're awesome!
    That's all I can think of!
[10:24] Lead
    All right! Now for some
    victory high fives! Yeah!
[10:27] Jazz And Goemon
    Yeah!
[10:28] Jazz
    We win!
[10:38] Kalego
    Honestly...
[10:41] Kalego
    Clearly you're all still wet behind the ears.
[10:44] Kalego
    Not only were your methods bad,
    but you can't even defend yourselves.
[10:49] Kalego
    As for your scores,
[10:51] Kalego
    Jazz, 40 points. Lead, 30 points.
[10:53] ---
    Camui, 30 points. Goemon, 35 points.
[10:58] Kalego
    Well... I guess you pass.
[11:02] Kalego
    Cerbereon.
[11:08] Kalego
    Shake.
[11:17] Lead
    No way...
[11:19] Camui
    Wh-Wh-Wha...
[11:20] Goemon
    I'm speechless.
[11:22] Jazz
    Adults are amazing...
[11:29] Kalego
    Wasn't that fun?
[11:31] ---
    Now get over here.
[11:33] Kalego
    We're taking a picture.
[11:35] Nar
    A huge victory for the Kalego team!
SIGN    Emergency Shelter (Event Hall)
[11:49] Dome Staff
    We will lead everyone out
    of the park in an orderly fashion.
[11:51] Dome Staff
    Please wait just a little longer.
[11:53] Crowd 1
    In an orderly fashion?
    How long's that gonna take?
[11:56] Crowd 2
    This is awful.
[11:57] Crowd 3
    I'm hungry...
[12:00] Elizabetta
    Oh, dear. Are you all right?
[12:02] Elizabetta
    Come on! Tickle, tickle...
[12:07] Crowd Mob
    If a magical beast comes in here...
[12:10] Crowd Mob
    I wanna go home.
[12:11] Crowd Mob
    Should we run for it?
[12:12] Crowd Mob
    There's no guarantee this place is safe.
[12:17] Keroli
    I'm sorry, Eliza-san! I'm going for a bit!
[12:20] Elizabetta
    Huh?
[12:21] Keroli
    Please look after the children!
[12:23] Elizabetta
    U-Um...
[12:24] Elizabetta
    Oh, dear... Ame-chan and
    Clara-chan aren't here, either.
[12:28] Elizabetta
    Whatever shall I do?
[12:32] Elizabetta
    There, there! It'll be okay.
[12:35] Crowd Mob
    A-A magical beast!
[12:37] Crowd Mob
    We have to get out of here!
[12:38] Crowd Mob
    No!
[12:41] Elizabetta
    What should I do? Someone, please...
[12:44] Kuromu
    Don't worry.
[12:47] Elizabetta
    Huh? Oh...
[12:49] Elizabetta
    You're...
[12:51] Elizabetta
    The dem-dol... Kuromu-chan?
[12:58] Crowd Mob
    What? Kuromu-chan?
[13:00] Crowd Mob
    It's really her!
[13:01] Crowd Mob
    She's so cute!
[13:02] Crowd Mob
    She's super cute!
[13:04] Kuromu
    Yes... I am a dem-dol.
[13:07] Kuromu
    And it's a dem-dol's job
[13:08] Kuromu
    to make people smile.
[13:11] Kuromu
    I'm going to...
[13:13] Kuromu
    stand out for someone else's sake!
[13:16] Kuromu
    Listen, everyone!
[13:21] Kuromu
    There are magical beasts outside.
[13:24] Kuromu
    I know you're scared and nervous.
[13:26] Mob
    She's so cute.
[13:28] Kuromu
    But stay calm, everyone!
[13:30] ---
    Just think about this rationally!
[13:32] Mob
    She's so cute!
[13:35] Kuromu
    Are magical beasts really that scary?
[13:38] Kuromu
    Well, everyone?
[13:39] Mob
    She's so cute!
[13:42] Kuromu
    The magical beasts' scariness
    or my cuteness...
[13:45] Kuromu
    Which one is more powerful?
[13:47] Mob
    She's so cute!
[13:53] Elizabetta
    Wow...
SIGN    Awful (Scared)
[13:54] Elizabetta
    She just took away everyone's
    awful, scary feelings.
[13:58] Kuromu
    Okay! Here we go!
[14:05] Song
    Girls in love are totally invincible!
[14:11] Song
    Are you ready now?
[14:14] Song
    I'm going to make you fall for me
[14:17] Crowd
    Hyper, ultra, lovely Kuromu!
[14:20] Crowd
    Hyper, ultra, lovely Kuromu!
[14:22] Song
    Even if you have big fangs or sharp claws
[14:27] Song
    I'm not scared at all, don't underestimate me
[14:33] Song
    My heart burns with a fiery passion
[14:38] Kuromu
    I'm going to make you all fall for me.
[14:38] Song
    And I'm still undefeated
[14:41] Kuromu
    So I'll leave the magical beasts outside
[14:44] ---
    Your heart will be beating at 100%
[14:44] Kuromu
    to you two!
[14:46] Ameri
    I'll take care of things here.
[14:48] Ameri
    Opera-san, please grab Valac
    while it's distracted.
[14:51] Opera
    But...
[14:52] Ameri
    Cherusil!
SIGN    Transform
[14:56] Ameri
    I'll be all right.
[14:57] Opera
    Oh?
[15:01] Opera
    Its forehead.
[15:03] Opera
    Its body is soft, but that one part
     is harder and protected.
[15:07] Opera
    That's probably its weak point.
[15:09] Ameri
    Right!
[15:10] Opera
    She was able to use a spell instantly
    without speaking it out loud.
[15:14] Opera
    No wonder she's Waw rank and
    the Babyls student council president.
[15:18] Ameri
    Spered!
SIGN    Accelerate
[15:23] Clara
    Thanks, Pera-sama!
[15:25] Clara
    Way to go, Lady Redhair!
[15:27] Opera
    I'd like to observe this for a while.
[15:29] Opera
    Let's see what she can do.
[15:32] Ameri
    I guess I should start fighting back.
[15:36] Ameri
    I swear on the name of the Azazel family
[15:41] Ameri
    that I shall crush you, insolent vermin!
[15:44] Ameri
    Behold!
[15:48] Ameri
    This is my bloodline ability!
[15:53] Opera
    Ameri-san, prepare yourself!
    It's about to jump!
[15:59] Ameri
    I shall not be crushed.
SIGN    And...
[16:02] Ameri
    And... I am...
SIGN    I am...
[16:05] Ameri
    powerful!
SIGN    Powerful
[16:12] Opera
    I see. So this is...
[16:15] Nar
    The Azazel family bloodline
    ability: Romantista.
SIGN    Fantasy King (Romantista)
[16:19] Nar
    By believing she is strong,
    she can bring out the best of her abilities.
SIGN    The Most
[16:25] Nar
    The ultimate support spell that
    was inherited by the Azazel family,
SIGN    Powerful
SIGN    Invincible
[16:27] Nar
    who are strong-willed and have
    imaginations that tend to run wild.
[16:32] Opera
    Interesting.
[16:35] Opera
    Romantista is the ultimate
    self-suggestion spell.
[16:38] Song
    Even if you have big fangs or sharp claws
[16:38] Opera
    Therefore, it is a double-edged sword if
    they are at all intimidated by their enemy.
[16:43] Song
    I'm not scared at all, don't underestimate me
[16:44] Opera
    Yet she's using that spell against
    a giant magical beast at her age.
[16:49] Song
    My heart burns with a fiery passion
[16:49] Opera
    She truly...
[16:53] Song
    And I'm still undefeated
[16:57] Opera
    has an ironclad mind.
[16:59] Song
    Your heart will be beating at 100%
[17:04] Song
    Girls in love are totally invincible!
[17:06] Clara
    Did she win?
[17:07] Opera
    No, it's still kicking.
[17:09] Song
    I'm in love, so I'm super cute
[17:13] Opera
    Gas? Is it poison?
[17:15] Song
    Lock on to my eyes
[17:16] Opera
    Ameri-san!
[17:17] Song
    I'm not going to let you go
[17:21] Song
    Even if you bite me, I'm going to make you mine
[17:27] Ameri
    I'm fine!
SIGN    I'm
[17:28] Song
    Girls in love are totally invincible!
SIGN    Fine!
[17:31] Clara
    Whoa.
[17:32] Opera
    Well, this was a surprise.
[17:33] Opera
    She's even immune to poison.
[17:33] Song
    Are you ready now?
[17:35] Opera
    Her will is truly unbreakable.
[17:36] Song And Ameri
    I'm going to make you fall for me
[17:36] Song And Ameri
    I'm going to make you fall for me!
[17:42] Ameri
    Even if you have big fangs or sharp claws
[17:43] Opera
    She's... singing something?
[17:46] Ameri Nar
    This song that I once heard
    at a dem-dol concert
[17:47] Ameri
    I'm not scared at all,
    don't underestimate me
[17:50] Ameri Nar
    just keeps playing in my head.
[17:52] Ameri
    My heart burns with a fiery passion
[17:58] Ameri
    And I'm still undefeated
[18:03] Ameri
    This song is strengthening my heart!
[18:03] Ameri
    Your heart will be beating at 100%
[18:08] Song
    Girls in love are totally invincible!
SIGN    Totally
[18:11] Ameri
    ...are totally invincible!
SIGN    Invincible!!
[18:14] Ameri And Song
    I'm in love, so I'm super cute
[18:19] Ameri And Song
    Lock on to my eyes
[18:21] Song
    I'm not going to let you go
[18:25] Song
    Even if you bite me, I'm going to make you mine
[18:29] Crowd
    Hyper, ultra, lovely Kuromu!
[18:32] Crowd
    Hyper, ultra, lovely Kuromu!
[18:42] Clara
    Lady Redhair! Wowie!
[18:45] Clara
    You beat it, like, bam!
    You were super cool, like, bam!
[18:47] Ameri
    W-Wait!
[18:48] Clara
    Bam!
[18:51] Clara
    What's wrong?
[18:56] Opera
    She fought quite dramatically,
    so her body is screaming in pain.
[18:59] Opera
    Romantista is a spell that
    removes limits on all abilities.
[19:03] Opera
    Of course it takes a lot out of you.
[19:06] Clara
    She's all jello-y.
[19:07] Opera
    Stop that.
[19:09] Ameri
    I'm so pathetic...
[19:11] Opera
    That is not true.
[19:12] Opera
    If you lack experience, that just means
     you have potential to grow.
[19:17] Opera
    You did marvelously.
    You will continue to grow.
[19:22] Ameri
    Right...
[19:23] Opera
    What do you think? Perhaps, after
    graduation, you can work under me
[19:26] Opera
    for the chair-demon.
[19:27] Ameri
    Huh?
[19:28] Opera
    I will make sure you
    grow the way you need to.
[19:32] Ameri
    I am honored that you think
     I will grow more.
[19:35] Ameri
    But after I graduate, I will be
    helping my father with his work.
[19:39] Opera
    Oh, I see.
[19:42] Opera
    I was excited by the prospect of our
    household becoming even more chaotic.
[19:45] Opera
    How unfortunate.
[19:47] Ameri
    Oh, I just...
[19:49] Ameri
    Household?
[19:50] Ameri
    Wait, working at the chair-demon's
    house would mean...
[19:53] Iruma
    I'm home!
[19:55] Ameri
    I'd get to live with Iruma?!
[19:59] Ameri
    Would you like dinner or a bath first?
[20:01] Iruma
    Huh? Um, dinner!
[20:06] Ameri
    Then we'd... practically be married!
[20:12] Ameri
    Marri... Marri...
[20:14] Opera
    But let's forget it and
    go on our merry little way.
[20:17] Ameri
    My career has indeed been decided for me.
[20:19] Ameri
    However! It would be rude
    of me to decline your offer.
[20:23] Ameri
    Who knows when changes
    will happen in life?
[20:26] Ameri
    I will have to ask you to
    put that offer on hold!
[20:28] Opera
    Uh, right.
[20:30] Ameri
    M-Marriage...
[20:32] Opera
    She still has that much strength...
[20:34] Clara
    You're all jello-y.
[20:35] Opera
    What are you even doing here?
[20:39] Clara
    I figured you might need some weapons,
     so I came to help.
[20:42] Ameri
    Hey! It's extremely dangerous here!
[20:44] Clara
    Sorry!
[20:46] Opera
    May I request a weapon?
[20:48] Clara
    Ooh, whatcha want, Pera-sama?
[20:51] Opera
    A secret weapon.
[20:59] Mohawk Boy
    Someone's going to save us.
[21:02] Green Hair Boy
    But...
[21:06] Picero
    Open!
[21:19] Iruma
    I found you! You'll be okay now!
[21:30] Asmodeus
    What a whiny little lizard.
[21:32] Sabro
    What? Are you frightened?
[21:35] Sabro
    Feel free to run away.
[21:36] Asmodeus
    Don't be ridiculous!
[21:37] Asmodeus
    You may also run if you're scared.
[21:40] Sabro
    Ridiculous!
[21:41] Sabro
    I will be the Demon King one day!
[21:43] Sabro
    Fleeing is not in my vocabulary.
[21:45] Asmodeus
    Give it all you've got, then.
[21:47] Sabro And Asmodeus
    Don't get in my way!
[23:27] Clara
    Su-ki-ma in love!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:31] Rock
    Here, an earpiercer whistle. Don't drop it.
[23:34] Jazz
    I won't drop it.
[23:35] ---
    Not sure how I feel about getting
    this second-hand from you, though.
[23:38] Rock
    What? Like I'd ever use that.
[23:42] Rock
    I'm not a little brat. It's totally new.
[23:45] Jazz
    Huh?! Like I'd ever use it, either!
[23:48] Rock
    Okay, you can pay a fine
    whenever you use it, then.
[23:50] Jazz
    Okay, then!
[23:51] Nar
    Eventually, Jazz would
    remember this deal and cry.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Iruma
    I wonder if Clara, Ameri-san,
    and the others are all okay.
[24:04] Iruma
    Were they able to take shelter
    from the magical beasts?
[24:06] Iruma
    I was able to save those children
    thanks to Azz-kun and Sabnock-kun.
[24:11] Iruma
    W-Wait! Why are you
    fighting a magical beast?!
[24:14] Iruma
    Balam-sensei clearly told us
    to stay away from them!
[24:17] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Iruma
    "The Ultimate Halberd."
[24:20] Iruma
    No fighting, Azz-kun and Sabnock-kun!

E17 - The Ultimate Halberd

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[00:05] (Flashback) Sabro
    I will be the Demon King one day!
[00:06] (Flashback) Sabro
    Fleeing is not in my vocabulary.
[00:08] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Give it all you've got, then.
[00:10] (Flashback) Sabro And Asmodeus
    Don't get in my way!
SIGN    The Ultimate Halberd
[01:47] All
    "The Ultimate Halberd."
[01:56] Iruma
    Let's hurry and get to safety.
[02:02] Iruma
    Huh?
[02:05] Iruma
    I wonder if Azz-kun and
    Sabnock-kun are okay.
[02:09] Balam
    Well, even as decoys to draw its attention,
[02:11] Sabro
    I will take care of that lizard!
[02:12] ---
    I did ask them to be careful
    and not go near it.
[02:13] Asmodeus
    I cannot let someone as
    sloppy as you handle this!
[02:16] Balam
    So I'm sure they wouldn't attack—
[02:19] Balam
    Huh?
[02:22] Asmodeus
    Razoro...
[02:24] Sabro
    Create...
SIGN    Razoro Flame
SIGN    Create Axe
[02:26] Asmodeus
    ...Flame!
[02:27] Sabro
    ...Axe!
[02:31] Asmodeus
    I was clearly faster!
[02:34] Sabro
    Well, my attack was deeper!
[02:36] Both
    What?!
[02:38] Asmodeus
    My attack was deeper!
[02:40] Sabro
    Nay! My attack was heavier!
[02:43] Asmodeus
    Speed trumps all!
[02:45] Iruma
    Th-They're fighting?
[02:45] Sabro
    What are you talking about?
[02:48] Balam
    I told them not to...
[02:48] Asmodeus
    Depth is important, as well,
[02:49] Sabro
    and my attack was deeper!
[02:49] Balam
    Maybe I'm not dignified enough
    to be a teacher...
[02:50] Asmodeus
    Did you not see how mighty my flames were?!
[02:53] Iruma
    That's not true...
[02:53] Sabro
    Did you not see how deep that wound was?!
[02:55] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! I see that you've
    successfully rescued the children!
[02:59] Sabro
    Hey, you! I'm not done talk—
[03:09] Asmodeus
    If Iruma-sama is angry...
[03:14] ---
    then my duty is to...
[03:16] Asmodeus
    El Blast!
[03:23] Sabro
    Hey! You almost hit me!
[03:26] Asmodeus
    Too bad I missed.
[03:27] Sabro
    What's that supposed to mean?!
     I'm clearly burned!
[03:30] Asmodeus
    It's your fault for being
    inside the range of my attack.
[03:34] Asmodeus
    You're in my way. Step back.
[03:46] Sabro
    Create...
[03:49] Sabro
    Many Lances!
[03:58] Asmodeus
    Why, you...
[03:59] Sabro
    Whoops, my hand slipped.
[04:02] Asmodeus
    I am...
[04:07] Asmodeus
    going to dedicate this
    victory to Iruma-sama!
[04:10] Asmodeus
    You just shut your mouth and watch!
[04:12] Asmodeus
    Go, Gorgon Snake!
[04:27] Asmodeus
    Huh?
[04:30] Sabro
    I refuse!
[04:34] Sabro
    That's a nice look on you, honor student.
SIGN    Dripping...
[04:38] Asmodeus
    You fiend! How dare you?!
[04:41] Iruma
    Wow...
[04:41] Sabro
    It's your fault for being there.
[04:42] Balam
    Yes.
[04:42] Asmodeus
    Don't get me wet!
[04:44] Sabro
    Kelbie finally gets to do something.
    Don't get in the way!
[04:45] Iruma
    They're fighting again.
[04:46] Asmodeus
    Its aim is terrible.
[04:48] Balam
    Those two are actually
    overwhelming the Carmine Dragon.
[04:48] Sabro
    You should be grateful.
[04:50] Asmodeus
    What good is water in this situation, anyway?!
[04:52] Balam
    It's terrifying to think that they're
    just first-years at Babyls.
[04:52] Asmodeus
    You will not get away with drenching me!
[04:55] Sabro
    Just dry yourself off with your flame magic!
[04:59] Balam
    But we can't let our guard down.
    I should probably join in...
[05:05] Sabro
    What?!
[05:06] Balam
    That's not good!
[05:20] Sabro
    What an incredible release of mana.
[05:25] Asmodeus
    I-Iruma-sama?
[05:32] Iruma
    B-Balam-sensei...
[05:36] Asmodeus
    Balam-sensei managed to
    hold it back. Thank good—
[05:42] Asmodeus
    He's yelling something...
[05:45] Sabro
    Honor student! Step back!
[05:46] Iruma
    Azz-kun! Run!
[05:49] Asmodeus
    Huh?
[05:55] Balam
    I can't get there in time!
[05:55] Iruma
    Azz-kun!
[06:05] Iruma
    At that moment,
[06:08] Iruma
    the words I recalled were...
[06:11] (Flashback) Kalego
    You're too accustomed
    to putting yourself in danger.
[06:16] Iruma
    No matter what kind
    of danger I put myself in,
[06:20] ---
    somewhere deep inside,
    I figured it'd somehow work out.
[06:24] Iruma
    But I'm not alone anymore.
[06:27] ---
    My precious friends may
    end up in danger, as well.
[06:33] Iruma
    That's so obvious...
    but I didn't even realize it!
[06:42] Balam
    ...kun! ...ma-kun! Iruma-kun!
[06:48] Balam
    Look.
[06:52] Iruma
    Huh?
[07:06] Asmodeus
    Y-You...
[07:08] Iruma
    Sabnock-kun!
[07:10] Balam
    He shielded him at the last second
    and managed to endure it.
[07:17] Sabro
    I created a shield, but it melted...
[07:20] Asmodeus
    Why did you save me?
[07:22] Asmodeus
    You could've just used me
    as a decoy and attacked it!
[07:26] Asmodeus
    You didn't have to get yourself hurt...
    Why would you?!
[07:29] Sabro
    Hmph. Isn't it obvious?
[07:31] Sabro
    If I saved you in this
    situation, in that crisis...
[07:36] Sabro
    I would look magnificently awesome!
[07:40] Asmodeus
    Huh?
[07:41] Asmodeus
    Awes— What?!
[07:43] Sabro
    Now, there's no need to thank me.
[07:45] Sabro
    It is only natural that a future
    Demon King is awesome.
[07:48] Asmodeus
    Huh?!
[07:54] Asmodeus
    Over here!
[08:01] Asmodeus
    So it can use fire, as well.
[08:03] Sabro
    What a talented little lizard.
[08:05] Sabro
    Well? Can you still move?
[08:09] Asmodeus
    But of course.
[08:11] Asmodeus
    I still have mana left. I can still fight.
[08:14] Sabro
    All right. In that case...
[08:18] Sabro
    We're retreating.
[08:20] Asmodeus
    Wha...
[08:21] Asmodeus
    What are you saying?!
    After everything we just did?!
[08:24] Asmodeus
    What did you just say about being awesome?!
[08:26] Asmodeus
    If you're not going,
     I'll just do this myself!
[08:29] Sabro
    Is that your ambition?
[08:33] Asmodeus
    Ambition?
[08:35] Sabro
    If winning this battle is your ambition,
     I will not stop you.
[08:39] Sabro
    But you will most likely... perish.
[08:44] Sabro
    I have learned from my past.
[08:46] Sabro
    I've learned how to prepare for death,
    and I've learned of my own inexperience.
[08:50] Sabro
    I am serious about becoming the Demon King,
    so I've reconsidered my actions.
[08:56] Sabro
    I am proud of how much I have grown!
[08:59] Sabro
    But despite how skilled you are,
    you are always so concerned about Iruma
[09:05] Sabro
    that you haven't grown even a millimeter.
[09:09] Sabro
    What is your ambition?
    To win here? It's not, is it?
[09:14] Sabro
    Is it not to be Iruma's halberd
    that will never break against any foe?!
[09:21] Sabro
    Do not mistake your own ambition,
    you great fool!
[09:35] Asmodeus
    Move.
[09:44] Asmodeus
    Flame Wall!
SIGN    Flame Wall
[09:49] Asmodeus
    I used up all the mana I had left.
[09:51] ---
    This is the best opportunity for us to run.
[09:54] Asmodeus
    Just this once... you were right.
[09:59] Asmodeus
    I was a fool!
[10:03] Sabro
    Good!
[10:06] Sabro
    We're running!
[10:11] Sabro
    It appears it can't find us
    because of the flames!
[10:14] Asmodeus
    Hey, can't you use your
    familiar, Kelbie, to flee?
[10:17] Sabro
    That's not happening.
     I lack the mana to summon him.
[10:20] Sabro
    You can't fly, either?
[10:22] Asmodeus
    I don't have any stamina left!
[10:24] Sabro
    Looks like we're both running on empty!
[10:28] Asmodeus
    So...
[10:30] Asmodeus
    Your back... You know...
[10:33] Asmodeus
    I thank you for saving me.
[10:36] Sabro
    You felt pressured to say that, didn't you?
[10:37] Asmodeus
    Shut up! I'd never say it otherwise!
[10:40] Asmodeus
    I already feel pathetic enough right now.
[10:43] Sabro
    What are you talking about?
    We are currently...
[10:46] Sabro
    magnificently awesome!
[10:52] Sabro
    That's not good! It's preparing a beam!
[10:53] Asmodeus
    If it shoots our way,
    we won't be able to dodge it!
[11:03] Asmodeus
    Balam-sensei!
[11:07] Balam
    I'm so thankful that you two survived.
[11:11] Balam
    I'll take care of the rest.
[11:24] Iruma
    Sabnock-kun! Azz-kun!
[11:26] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama...
[11:34] Asmodeus
    I—
[11:35] Iruma
    You're alive!
[11:39] Iruma
    Thank... Thank goodness!
[11:46] Asmodeus
    I'm terribly sorry.
[11:48] Iruma
    No, I'm sorry! I didn't
    think this through at all!
[11:52] Iruma
    I need to be aware of
    how dangerous things are.
[11:54] Asmodeus
    Wh-What are you saying?!
    I did this on my own!
[11:57] Iruma
    No, I dragged you all into this!
[11:59] Asmodeus
    No, no!
[12:00] Iruma
    It was me!
[12:01] Sabro
    Oh, shut up!
[12:03] Sabro
    We're getting out of here!
    If we stay here...
[12:07] Sabro
    We'll be dragged into that!
SIGN    Nigipnir
[12:10] Balam
    Nigipnir.
[12:14] Balam
    A cousin of the nigi nigi greens.
    The more mana you store in their tiny seeds,
[12:18] Balam
    the faster they grow.
[12:21] Balam
    Your ankles, neck,
    and the bases of your horns.
[12:25] Balam
    I am an instructor of biology.
[12:28] Balam
    I know your strengths and weaknesses.
[12:42] Balam
    Yes.
[12:43] ---
    A tree against fire is
    a terrible combination.
[12:46] Balam
    But... not good enough!
[12:51] Balam
    This wooden dragon is made with my mana.
[13:00] Balam
    The sheer concentration of
    my mana compared to yours is...
[13:04] Balam
    incomparable!
[13:08] Balam
    You dared to harm my precious students.
[13:12] Balam
    I'll make you regret getting me
    to take off my restraints.
[13:25] Iruma
    Sensei!
[13:27] Balam
    Kids...
[13:28] Iruma
    That was amazing!
[13:30] Balam
    Are you all right? Did any
    of the debris come this way?
[13:33] Iruma
    Yes, we're fine.
[13:34] Asmodeus
    The power to overwhelm
    a magical beast like that...
[13:37] Asmodeus
    Truly, an unbreakable halberd.
[13:45] Balam
    This little one was a huge help.
[13:48] Asmodeus
    Um, Balam-sensei!
[13:50] ---
    Could I ask you to teach me more
    about magic sometime?
[13:53] Sabro
    Hey, that's not fair!
[13:55] ---
    I would also like to request
     further instruction!
[13:57] Asmodeus
    I'm doing this for Iruma-sama's sake!
[13:59] Sabro
    And I'm doing this to become the Demon King!
[14:02] Asmodeus
    The validity of our intentions
    is clearly different!
[14:02] Balam
    Wait... Am I being looked up to right now?
[14:12] Jazz
    What the?!
SIGN    Composite Magical Beast
[14:48] Iruma; Asmodeus; Sabro; Balam
    What?!
[14:55] Balam
    Everyone, get behind me!
[15:16] Iruma
    Ameri-san! Opera-san!
[15:21] Ameri
    What power...
[15:24] Ameri
    Are you all right?
[15:25] Opera
    Is everyone safe?
[15:27] Iruma
    How did you get here?
[15:28] Opera
    I followed your scent.
[15:30] Opera
    The cologne you're using
    has a unique aroma.
[15:36] Opera
    Though, now that we're here, I must ask...
[15:38] Opera
    What exactly are we looking at?
[15:40] Balam
    The light from earlier seemed
    to be a concentration of mana.
[15:45] Balam
    Would you be willing to
[15:47] Balam
    assist me like you used to, Opera-senpai?
[15:50] Opera
    But of course.
[15:51] Opera
    Oh, but this might be a bit much
    for the two of us. Hmmmm...
[15:58] Opera
    What's this?
[16:00] ---
    I conveniently seem to have a secret weapon.
[16:02] Opera
    A familiar-summoning sticker.
[16:06] Lead
    Sensei.
[16:08] Lead
    That magical beast turned
    into light and disappeared.
[16:10] Jazz
    Is this really okay?
[16:12] Kalego
    Hmph.
[16:13] ---
    I've already had my fun.
    It's not my problem.
[16:17] Jazz
    What?
[16:18] Lead
    Seriously?
[16:19] Kalego
    Enough! I am not moving
    an inch from this spot!
[16:26] Kalego
    Huh?
[16:29] Kalego
    Hey, Iru—
[16:31] Opera
    Now, Kalego-kun!
[16:33] ---
    Let our powers combine once again
    and defeat the enemy like we used to!
[16:37] Kalego
    Hey! I-Is this your doing?!
[16:40] Balam
    We're in real trouble because
    the magical beasts combined, fluff!
[16:43] Balam
    Kalego-kun! We have to do
    something immediately, fluff!
[16:45] Balam
    You're so fluffy!
[16:46] Kalego
    Hey!
[16:47] Kalego
    Calm down, Shichiro!
[16:48] Balam And Opera
    Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy...
[16:49] Kalego
    Stop fluffing me!
[16:51] Kalego
    Hey, Iruma! Undo the summoning!
[16:53] Opera
    No.
[16:54] Opera
    If he does that, you'll go back
    to where you were.
[16:57] Opera
    Come, now. We're going
    to defeat that creature.
[17:01] Kalego
    Huh?! Why me?!
[17:03] Balam
    Now, now.
[17:04] ---
    Just consider it a lesson on how
    to use magic while in familiar form.
[17:07] Kalego
    Hey!
[17:08] Opera
    The rest of you, make sure you're behind us.
[17:10] Iruma
    Right.
[17:11] Sabro
    This will be a sight to see.
[17:14] Asmodeus
    Yes. And we have a front-row seat...
[17:20] Asmodeus
    to this cooperative battle
    with such high-ranking demons!
[17:25] Opera
    I can't get over it. You're so cute.
[17:29] Kalego
    And whose fault is that?
[17:31] Asmodeus
    But they're dealing with three
    magical beasts combined into one.
[17:34] Sabro
    Even those three will be
    putting their lives on the line.
[17:38] Balam
    Let's go, you two.
[17:41] Sabro
    This battle... will be a long one.
[17:46] Opera
    Kick of...
[17:47] Balam
    Nigiuul...
[17:50] Kalego
    Ceber...
[17:52] Opera
    ...Rage!
[17:53] Balam
    ...Hug!
[17:55] Kalego
    ...Byute!
[18:03] Iruma
    It...
[18:06] Iruma
    It ended in an instant!
[18:09] Ameri
    I'm not sure if it's a cooperative battle...
[18:12] Picero
    More like...
[18:13] Sabro
    They individually beat it senseless.
[18:16] Kalego
    Ce...
[18:18] Kalego
    Cerberus... turned into a puppy.
[18:21] Opera
    It was rather cute.
[18:22] Asmodeus
    Adults...
[18:23] Picero
    ...really don't hold back.
[18:23] Balam
    This is rather curious, Kalego-kun!
[18:26] Iruma
    But now, we're finally...
[18:29] Iruma
    Sensei!
[18:32] Wetoto
    The magical beasts have been wiped out?
[18:35] Wetoto
    There appears to be a number
    of high-ranking demons?
[18:40] Atori
    Hey, this sounds like bad news.
[18:43] Atori
    Weren't they supposed to completely
    destroy Walter Park according to the plan?
[18:49] Wetoto
    We'll just have to speed up the plan a bit.
[18:50] Wetoto
    There'll be no more issues.
[18:52] Atori
    You sure? What about up there?
[18:55] Wetoto
    Yeah.
[18:56] ---
    Those children grew
    with our ill-natured mana.
[19:00] Wetoto
    In the end, they'll put up one last fight.
[19:18] Ameri
    It's still alive!
[19:20] Balam
    No, this is...
[19:22] Balam
    It's concentrating all of its mana.
[19:25] Balam
    It's going to spit it out
     in order to destroy itself!
[19:29] Kalego
    Agares!
[19:31] Picero
    Collapse!
[19:35] Kalego
    Get in.
[19:36] ---
    That beam is going to scorch the earth.
[19:39] Kalego
    If we're beneath the surface,
    the damage should be minimal.
[19:46] Iruma
    If that much mana is unleashed...
[19:50] Opera
    At least half of Walter Park
    will be reduced to ashes.
[19:54] Ameri
    Wait! In that direction is...
[19:59] Ameri
    The emergency shelter!
[20:01] Asmodeus
    If we can somehow turn
    it another direction...
[20:03] Ameri
    We should be able to pull that off!
[20:04] Sabro
    I shall pummel its face!
[20:06] Kalego
    Don't, you fools!
[20:07] Kalego
    That thing is now a bomb made of mana.
[20:10] Kalego
    If you attack it, that'll make it explode!
[20:12] Asmodeus
    But then...
[20:14] Iruma
    Is there any way to contact the shelter?
[20:15] Balam
    It's too far away.
[20:17] ---
    Even if we could, there's no time to run!
[20:19] Iruma
    But... There has to be something we can do.
[20:23] Balam
    No. We won't make it in time.
[20:31] Asmodeus
    It's...
[20:33] Asmodeus
    going to fire!
[20:39] Ronove
    That's enough!
[20:41] Ronove
    You stupid vermin!
[20:49] Ronove
    How dare you...
[20:50] ---
    How dare you do this to my legendary
    Daddy's ultimate Walter Park!
[20:55] Ronove
    How dare you do this to my home?!
[20:58] Ronove
    And now you want to hurt the masses?!
[21:01] Ronove
    Y-You villain!
[21:04] Ronove
    Anyone who dares stomp on our fun...
[21:09] Ronove
    will have to deal with me, Ronove Romiere!
[21:15] Ronove
    Now, look... look...
[21:22] Ronove
    Now...
[21:24] Ronove
    Look at me!
SIGN    Charisma
[21:29] Nar
    Bloodline ability: Charisma.
[21:31] Nar
    He can immediately draw all
    attention in the vicinity to him.
[21:39] Sabro
    Well done! It looked away from the shelter!
[21:43] Asmodeus
    But now Ronove-senpai is...
[21:46] Ronove
    Ronove did not think this
    all the way through...
[21:52] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro...
[21:55] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro...
[21:57] ---
    Ro?!
[21:59] Kalego
    That fool!
[22:01] Ameri
    Iruma!
[22:01] Sabro
    Iruma!
[22:02] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[23:38] Clara
    Su-ki-ma... Watch it!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:42] Kids
    Find Kalego-sensei!
[23:47] Kids
    There he is!
[23:48] Kalego
    Stop that!
[23:50] Kids
    Round 2! Find Kalego-sensei!
[23:56] Kids
    There he is!
[23:58] Kalego
    I said stop that!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Balam
    Asmodeus-kun and Sabnock-kun
    want lessons from me.
[24:04] Balam
    That makes me a little... no, really happy.
[24:08] Balam
    Maybe they look up to me, after all.
[24:11] Balam
    Okay, I'll make sure I teach you
    two everything I can someday.
[24:17] Balam
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:20] Balam
    "My Desire."
[24:21] Balam
    Oh, whoops. I guess we need to take care of the magical beast first.

E18 - My Desire

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[00:02] Ronove
    Look at me!
[00:09] Ronove
    Ronove did not think this
    all the way through...
[00:14] Ronove
    Ro?!
[00:16] Kalego
    That fool!
[00:17] Ameri
    Iruma!
[00:18] Sabro
    Iruma!
[00:19] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[00:32] Iruma
    Can you do this, Ali-san?
[00:33] Ali-San
    Sure thing, partner!
SIGN    My Desire
[02:06] All
    "My Desire."
[02:19] Iruma
    Ifrit mode!
[02:23] Iruma
    We need to gobble up all
    of that thing's mana, Ali-san!
[02:25] Ali-San
    Sure thing!
[02:27] Ali-San
    Wait! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[02:29] Iruma
    Huh?
[02:30] Ali-San
    Uh, I'm supposed to take in that much?!
[02:32] ---
    I didn't hear anything about this!
[02:33] Ali-San
    I just said, "Sure thing!" But, uh...
[02:36] Iruma
    W-Well...
[02:38] Iruma
    Since the Gluttonous
    Feeder Ring can suck up mana,
[02:40] ---
    I figured it was the only option.
[02:42] Ronove
    H-He's talking to himself, Ronove?
[02:45] Ali-San
    That's asking me to do a lot.
[02:47] ---
    Chugging that in one go is harder
    than you think, you jerk!
[02:49] Iruma
    B-But you're amazing enough to be
    able to gobble up my grandpa's mana,
[02:54] Iruma
    so I figured you could do this, too.
[02:56] Iruma
    N-No?
[02:58] Ali-San
    Well... Yeah, I can.
[03:01] Iruma
    Ali-san!
[03:02] Ali-San
    But I'm gonna need a bunch
    of your strength, too, Li'l Iru!
[03:07] Ali-San
    Okay, think back on when
     you made me this form.
[03:12] Iruma
    Okay.
[03:15] Ali-San
    Now imagine me gobbling up that thing's mana.
[03:19] Ali-San
    Got it, Li'l Iru? Magic's all
    about what's in your mind!
[03:33] Iruma
    My mind...
[03:40] Iruma
    Imagine gobbling...
[03:43] Both
    ...him up!
[03:46] Iruma
    Cherusil!
[04:21] Asmodeus
    I-It ate up...
[04:23] Ameri
    ...its mana!
[04:31] Iruma
    Thank you... for the meal.
[04:44] Elizabetta
    The sky is back to normal.
[04:48] Elizabetta
    Oh, where have you been?
[04:50] ---
    You missed Kuromu-chan singing.
[04:53] Keroli
    Yeah, that's too bad.
[04:56] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[04:56] Ameri
    Iruma!
[04:58] Asmodeus
    Are you all right? A-Are you hurt at all?
[04:58] Sabro
    What in the world was that spell?!
[04:58] Ameri
    Why are you always like this?!
    You scared me!
[05:02] Picero
    You're suffocating me. Shut up.
[05:06] Balam
    Thank goodness he's safe.
[05:09] Kalego
    Iruma!
[05:11] Kalego
    You pushed yourself too hard again.
[05:16] Iruma
    I haven't forgotten when you told me
    not to put myself in harm's way!
[05:24] Iruma
    I put myself in danger all the time,
    so I started thinking nothing of it.
[05:31] Iruma
    But when so many people close to me
    were about to be harmed because of that,
[05:36] Iruma
    I finally remembered what it feels
    like to actually be in danger.
[05:41] Iruma
    It was... terrifying.
[05:48] Iruma
    I...
[05:50] Iruma
    I thought I might die when I stood
    before the magical beast.
[05:55] Iruma
    I thought I might worry everyone.
[05:58] Iruma
    That I might not be able to save anyone.
[06:01] Iruma
    I thought about it, made up my mind...
[06:04] Iruma
    And as soon as I made up my mind,
[06:08] ---
    I tried to pick up all the pieces.
[06:11] Iruma
    I don't want to give up on my ideals.
[06:15] Iruma
    Because... that's my desire!
[06:24] Kalego
    Both of your hands and your
    voice are shaking, you fool.
[06:29] Kalego
    That still doesn't excuse
    you acting on your own!
[06:32] Iruma
    Right. I'm sorry.
[06:33] Girl
    That teacher's scary!
[06:35] Kid
    He's getting yelled at by his teacher!
[06:36] Sabro
    I shall be taking the spotlight next time!
[06:39] Asmodeus
    There's no reason for you
    to apologize, Iruma-sama!
[06:42] Ameri
    You always shock me so much
    that you give me chills, Iruma.
[06:45] Balam
    Indeed, we never know
    what you'll do, Iruma-kun.
[06:47] Ronove
    But my... But my spell did
    the biggest part, Ronove!
[06:52] Girl
    Thanks, mister.
[06:54] Opera
    I see.
[06:56] Opera
    I think I might understand
    why you chose him, sir.
[07:06] Imp
    Yeah! We made it!
[07:09] Batsu
    Okay, let's destroy those bars!
[07:16] Imp
    Wh-What the hell?
[07:17] Load
    It's a spell!
[07:18] Baljio
    We can't get out!
[07:19] Batsu
    Someone's there.
[07:28] Kiriwo
    Hey there.
[07:30] Batsu
    Kiriwo-kun?!
[07:32] Imp
    Hey! Over here!
[07:34] Batsu
    Hey, wait!
[07:36] Batsu
    The ones around him...
[07:43] Six Fingers
    Welcome back, Kiriwo-sama.
[07:47] Wetoto
    The Six Fingers have come to escort you, sir.
[07:51] Batsu
    The Six Fingers?!
[07:54] Kiriwo
    Say... How's this plan supposed to go again?
[07:58] Wetoto
    Yes.
[07:59] ---
    We have received orders
    from the Thunder Lord Baal
[08:02] Wetoto
    to destroy all of Walter Park
    and retrieve you, Kiriwo-sama.
[08:07] All
    Huh?!
[08:08] Batsu
    What's that supposed to mean, Kiriwo?
[08:09] Imp
    You betrayed us? You're just gonna abandon us?!
[08:13] Kiriwo
    Abandon? That makes me sound so awful.
[08:18] Kiriwo
    I mean, I...
[08:20] Kiriwo
    never said a single word about freeing you.
[08:26] Kiriwo
    Right?
[08:29] Imp
    Oh... I get it now.
[08:33] Imp
    I'm just a bad guy, plain and simple.
[08:36] ---
    He's not like any of the the prison demons.
[08:39] Imp
    This scrawny guy is truly...
[08:43] Imp
    evil!
[08:49] Kiriwo
    Good work, boys.
[08:52] Atori
    Those poor guys.
[08:54] ---
    It wouldn't hurt to let them out, would it?
[08:57] Atori
    That'd send Walter Park
    into even more chaos.
[09:00] Kiriwo
    Now, now.
[09:02] Kiriwo
    You heard my plan, decided to
     believe me, and helped me out.
[09:07] Kiriwo
    Now that you've been clobbered,
[09:09] ---
    your ideal solution is
    slipping through your fingers.
[09:13] Kiriwo
    That ultimate despair...
[09:16] Kiriwo
    That face you're making is what I wanted to see.
[09:24] Kiriwo
    Though you would've been caught
    instantly even if you escaped.
[09:27] Atori
    Right...
[09:28] Atori
    I was wondering why this scrawny
    guy was one of the brass...
[09:32] Atori
    I see now.
[09:35] Atori
    I haven't seen anyone go so neatly
    back to the old ways before.
[09:41] Kiriwo
    Now...
[09:43] Kiriwo
    Let's skedaddle.
SIGN    Sure
[09:52] Ronove
    Ronove... Ronove...
[09:55] Ronove
    Because something so terrifying happened,
[09:58] Ronove
    we're going to have fun now!
[10:03] Roosevelt
    Everyone!
[10:05] Roosevelt
    These are the heroes who saved Walter Park.
[10:08] Roosevelt
    They are Iruma-kun and his friends
    from Babyls and... Ronove!
[10:10] Ronove
    Ronove!
SIGN    Owner of Walter Park Ronove Roosevelt
[10:11] Roosevelt
    Please continue to revere
    my son, Romiere Ronove.
[10:16] Ronove
    Legendaddy, you're copying me!
[10:19] ---
    Jeez, you showoff, Ronove!
[10:19] Roosevelt
    Revere Ronove!
[10:23] Iruma
    Sh-Should we have gotten a parade?
[10:25] Roosevelt
    Once again...
[10:27] Roosevelt
    Thank you so much for saving my
    beloved Walter Park, Hero Iruma-kun.
[10:34] Roosevelt
    It is I, Legendaddy.
[10:35] Ronove
    Woo, Legendaddy!
[10:37] Iruma
    N-No, I'm not a hero—
[10:39] Roosevelt
    So heroic!
[10:41] Roosevelt
    Everyone should know about your heroics!
[10:45] Roosevelt
    Now, my boy, wave.
[10:50] Clara
    Yay! I approve!
[10:59] Kiriwo
    What are you doing here?
[11:01] Kiriwo
    He... defeated the magical beasts?
[11:04] Kiriwo
    You got in my way once again?
[11:08] Kiriwo
    But that... That means...
[11:11] Kiriwo
    It's fate!
[11:15] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun... You are...
[11:20] Kiriwo
    You truly are...
[11:22] Kiriwo
    my...
[11:23] Baal
    Kiriwo, you there?
[11:26] Baal
    Were you able to get out? Report.
[11:35] Baal
    Kiriwo.
[11:38] Kiriwo
    I'm back, Nii-san. Sigh.
[11:41] Baal
    Don't sigh at me! I'll crush you,
    you stupid four-eyes!
[11:46] Baal
    So Walter Park's in one piece, eh?
[11:49] Baal
    Ideally, I did want it destroyed.
[11:52] Baal
    Walter Park is where people relieve
    their stress during their evil cycles.
[11:56] Baal
    There's no place for it in
    the netherworld I'm creating.
[12:00] Baal
    But the Demon Border Control
    will eventually show up...
[12:02] Baal
    and that's gonna be a pain in the ass.
[12:05] Baal
    Get back here as soon as you can, Kiriwo.
[12:07] Kiriwo
    Right.
[12:09] Baal
    In order to see our ambition...
[12:11] ---
    To see that chaos is fully realized,
[12:13] Baal
    I need that messed-up head of yours.
[12:21] Kiriwo
    I guess that's another rain check.
[12:24] Kiriwo
    But we'll meet again.
[12:28] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun,
[12:30] Kiriwo
    you and I are mortal enemies.
SIGN    Mortal
    Enemies
[12:43] Opera
    Iruma-sama.
[12:45] ---
    Is something the matter?
[12:45] Opera
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro, Ro...
[12:47] Iruma
    Oh, uh...
[12:49] Opera
    I picked this up for you.
[12:49] Ronove
    Ro, Ro, Ro, Ronove!
[12:51] Iruma
    Oh, my bag.
[12:53] ---
    Thank you so much, Opera-san!
[12:55] Iruma
    Thank goodness. My phone and...
[12:59] Iruma
    This is...
[13:01] ---
    The promises memo from Grandpa.
SIGN    27. Make sure you stay hydrated!
     28. Don't eat too many snacks!
    Call Grandpa if you get lonely!!
    30. Lastly,
[13:04] Sullivan
    28. Don't eat too many snacks!
[13:07] Sullivan
    29. Call Grandpa if you get lonely!
[13:11] Iruma
    30...
SIGN    30. Lastly, make sure you have tons of fun
    with everyone today! Promise me!!
[13:13] Sullivan
    30!
[13:14] ---
    Lastly, make sure you have
    tons of fun with everyone today!
SIGN    Promise me!!
[13:18] Sullivan
    Promise your dear old grandpa that.
[13:21] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[13:21] Asmodeus
    Iruma!
[13:21] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[13:25] Sabro
    Iruma!
[13:25] Lead
    Iruma-kun!
[13:25] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[13:30] Iruma
    A lot of rough things happened...
[13:33] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[13:33] Lead
    Wave at everyone!
[13:33] Clara
    Hurry up, Iruma-chi!
[13:36] Ronove
    Ronove! Romiere!
[13:37] Kalego
    Honestly...
[13:40] Roosevelt
    Ronove Roosevelt!
[13:41] Iruma
    Grandpa, I think I had a lot of fun today!
[13:44] Ronove
    Ronove is here!
[13:48] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[13:51] Sullivan
    Oh, thank goodness you're safe!
[13:54] Iruma
    S-Sorry. We were supposed
    to come back sooner...
SIGN    Roosevelt Hotel
[13:58] Iruma
    But Ronove-senpai's father was
    kind enough to get us a hotel.
[14:03] Roosevelt
    It's the least I could do!
    You are the heroes who saved Walter Park!
[14:07] Roosevelt
    And, most importantly...
[14:09] ---
    You are all students at
    Sullivan-sama's school.
[14:12] Roosevelt
    Of course I would welcome
     you with open arms!
[14:14] Sullivan
    Thank you, Roose-kun. Is your park okay?
[14:18] Roosevelt
    We've already started the plans for repairs.
[14:22] Sullivan
    But I really was worried!
[14:25] Sullivan
    You okay?
[14:26] ---
    No trauma?
[14:27] ---
    Maybe no more going outside?
[14:29] Iruma
    Wait, no.
[14:30] Iruma
    I had a lot of fun at the amusement park,
    and Opera-san and our teachers protected us,
[14:35] Iruma
    so I was totally fine.
[14:37] Sullivan
    Iru... Iruma-kun!
[14:40] Sullivan
    You've grown up so much! Well done, Opera.
[14:44] Opera
    It was nothing.
    You're going to get dehydrated.
[14:46] Sullivan
    All right.
[14:47] ---
    I want you and those two to continue
    being Iruma-kun's bodyguards.
[14:52] Balam
    What's the matter?
[14:53] Kalego
    I just got a terrible chill...
[14:56] Balam
    So who's behind this attack?
[14:59] Kalego
    Right.
[15:00] ---
    It appears some of the staff were responsible.
[15:02] Kalego
    However...
[15:04] Kalego
    Not only can no one remember their names,
[15:06] ---
    but they can't remember what they looked like.
[15:10] Kalego
    This might be due to some kind of spell.
[15:14] Kalego
    We've received some documents
    from the Demon Border Control.
[15:16] Kalego
    We can have a nice, long chat in our roo—
[15:17] Jazz
    You pass.
[15:19] Goemon
    Cebereon!
[15:22] Lead
    You guys sound just like him!
[15:23] Camuy
    I haven't had any fun yet.
[15:28] Kalego
    What do you fools think you're doing?!
[15:30] Lead
    Crap! It's actually him!
    Put everything away!
[15:32] Kalego
    Your rooms are down below! Begone!
[15:36] Goemon
    Well, we heard the rooms up here are nicer.
[15:38] Jazz
    So we wanted to pillage... er, visit.
[15:41] Lead
    You know, we wanted to
    reflect on our actions today.
[15:43] Kalego
    Stop eating things on my bed!
[15:45] Jazz
    There are so many expensive things here!
[15:48] Kalego
    Stop rummaging through everything!
[15:49] Lead
    What? All you can drink Hell Grey tea?
[15:49] Camuy
    The view from this room
    is absolutely exquisite!
[15:50] Jazz
    Ooh, this TV!
[15:53] Kalego
    Get out!
[15:55] Jazz
    What the heck, you spoilsport?!
[15:56] Goemon
    Spoiling all the sports.
[15:58] Jazz
    Run away! Run away!
[16:02] Balam
    Aw, they like you so much.
[16:04] Kalego
    You mean they mock me so much.
[16:05] Kalego
    This is... the worst!
[16:07] Elizabetta
    This is... the best!
[16:10] Elizabetta
    Every girl dreams of this!
[16:12] Eliszbetta
    We can really have any clothes we want?
[16:15] Staff A
    Yes. A gift from our owner.
[16:18] Clara
    Lady Redhair was super cool!
[16:21] Elizabetta
    And Kuromu-chan's concert was amazing, too.
[16:23] Keroli
    Oh, really?
[16:25] Ameri
    But most importantly...
[16:26] Ameri
    I'm glad you're all safe.
[16:29] Elizabetta
    Indeed.
[16:31] Clara
    Hey! Let's go to the buffet!
[16:40] Iruma
    Buffet!
[16:42] Ronove
    Stuff your face, Ronove!
[16:44] Ronove
    Wilder! Come on, eat! Get wild!
[16:45] Picero
    I don't want any...
[16:47] Goemon
    You two get along so well.
[16:49] Lead
    What's this?
[16:50] Jazz
    Dunno, but it's good.
[16:52] Opera
    Don't be a picky eater.
[16:54] Kalego
    I told you, I don't want any of this!
[16:56] Elizabetta
    This is so dreamy.
[16:58] Camuy
    Cheers to you both, miladies.
[17:00] Asmodeus
    Here you are, Iruma-sama.
[17:03] Iruma
    Thanks, Azz-kun!
[17:05] Iruma
    Time to eat!
[17:07] Sabro
    Eat the meat! More meat!
[17:09] Asmodeus
    Vegetables are essential, too!
[17:10] Iruma
    That was great.
[17:13] Clara
    Yay!
[17:14] Clara
    Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
    Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
[17:15] Lead
    Clarin's in the fondue!
[17:16] Goemon
    We need to save her!
[17:22] Ameri
    Iruma?
[17:32] Ameri
    It's rare for Iruma to be alone.
[17:34] Ameri
    Hey, Iru—
[17:36] Ameri
    Now, hang on...
[17:37] Ameri
    Does this mean... it's just the two of us?!
[17:42] Ameri
    In this quiet place...
    we're alone together... at night!
[17:46] Ameri
    Isn't this what they call a romantic
    situation in the forbidden texts?!
[17:57] Ameri
    I-Iruma!
[18:02] Iruma
    Ameri-san. Oh, that outfit...
[18:04] Ameri
    I-It was a thank-you gift
     from Ronove's father.
[18:09] Ameri
    M-My clothes got dirty,
    so I had no other choice.
[18:14] Iruma
    You look lovely!
[18:17] Ameri
    D-Do I?
[18:19] Iruma
    Yes.
[18:20] Ameri
    S-Stop smirking to yourself.
[18:22] Iruma
    But this is perfect timing.
[18:25] Iruma
    I have something I need to tell you.
[18:28] Ameri
    To tell me?
[18:30] Iruma
    Remember when you talked to me
    about ideals and ambitions?
[18:36] Iruma
    My ideal is still just to continue
    having fun with everyone.
[18:41] Iruma
    But in order to protect that ideal...
[18:45] Iruma
    I'm still lacking something.
[18:48] Iruma
    So I'm going to protect that ideal.
[18:52] Iruma
    I'm going to change so I can see
    that ambition come true.
[18:55] Iruma
    Just watch me, Ameri-san!
[19:01] Ameri
    Iruma, you...
[19:04] Ameri
    Every time I take my eyes off of you,
    you come back sparkling...
[19:09] Ameri
    and grow even stronger
    and more courageous each time.
[19:14] Ameri
    Pick up all the pieces...
[19:17] Ameri
    In that case, for my own ideals...
[19:25] Ameri
    You're greedy, you know that?
[19:27] Iruma
    Huh? B-But I was just...
[19:31] Ameri
    Say, Iruma.
[19:43] Ameri
    Why don't we go somewhere soon?
    Just the two of us...
[19:59] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[19:59] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[20:01] Clara
    Ooh, Lady Redhair spotted!
[20:04] Clara
    Hey, listen, Iruma-chi!
[20:06] ---
    There's this really big cake!
[20:07] Clara
    And it's super yummy,
     so you gotta come now!
[20:10] Asmodeus
    Apparently, Balam-sensei
    is going to teach us magic!
[20:13] Asmodeus
    You should join us, Iruma-sama!
[20:14] Iruma
    Sure.
[20:16] Iruma
    Um, Ameri-san...
[20:17] Ameri
    Oh, never mind. Just go.
[20:19] Iruma
    No, wait.
[20:22] Iruma
    Let's go somewhere together
    soon. Just the two of us.
[20:31] Iruma
    Ameri-san?!
[20:32] Asmodeus
    She's unconscious!
[20:34] Clara
    Lady Redhair!
SIGN    Breaking News
    Devil's In The Details!!
[20:38] Sign
    Breaking News!
[20:39] Reporter
    So the ones who saved Walter Park
    are Iruma-kun and his friends?
[20:45] Roosevelt
    The students of Babyls
    and Romiere! As well as...
[20:49] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun is the true hero!
[20:52] Iruma
    Wh...
[20:54] Iruma
    Wh-Wha...
[20:55] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun is a hero.
[20:58] Iruma
    What the heck are you doing?!
[21:01] Demon
    The next day.
[21:02] Reporter B
    This is where Iruma-kun is staying?
[21:04] Reporter C
    We want to interview him!
[21:05] Reporter D
    Can we at least get a photo?!
[21:07] Reporter E
    Are the other students here?
[21:10] Opera
    You're quite popular.
[21:12] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama...
[21:13] Clara
    There, there, there.
[21:15] Iruma
    I didn't think it'd blow up like this...
[21:17] Sullivan
    Must be rough.
[21:18] Opera
    Sir...
[21:20] ---
    This is happening because you
    announced to the masses
[21:22] Opera
    that he is the hero who saved Walter Park.
SIGN    Gifts
[21:25] Lead
    Iruma-kun.
[21:27] Lead
    We're gonna leave through the back door.
[21:30] Lead
    What are you guys gonna do?
[21:32] Iruma
    Um...
[21:33] Asmodeus
    Considering all this,
[21:34] ---
    I assume there will be quite a few reporters
    in front of our residences, as well.
[21:37] Iruma
    What?
SIGN    Gifts
[21:38] Opera
    If only there was somewhere we could hide...
[21:41] Clara
    I know!
[21:42] Clara
    Wanna come over to my place?
[21:44] Both
    Huh?
[21:47] Both
    Your place?
[23:23] Clara
    Su-ki-ma... Wanna come over?
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:27] Balam
    The buffet looks delicious...
[23:29] Balam
    But sadly, I may look scary when I'm eating.
[23:33] Balam
    Maybe I'll order some room service.
[23:36] Balam
    K-Kalego-kun! You're not at the buffet?
[23:39] Kalego
    Those fools are loud,
    and that pest won't leave me alone.
[23:42] Kalego
    I didn't even get to enjoy my meal.
[23:44] Balam
    What about dinner, then?
[23:47] Kalego
    Sit.
[23:49] Balam
    Okay.
[23:52] Balam
    It's delicious. Thank you.
[23:54] Kalego
    What's so funny?
[23:56] Balam
    Oh, nothing.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Sullivan
    That's right.
[24:02] ---
    The ones who saved Walter Park
    are Iruma-kun and his friends.
[24:05] Sullivan
    The heroes!
[24:07] Sullivan
    By the way, Iruma-kun is my grandson.
[24:10] Sullivan
    He's the most adorable
    grandson in the world!
[24:13] Sullivan
    He is my... no, the pride
    and joy of the netherworld!
[24:16] Sullivan
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:18] Sullivan
    "Clara's House."
[24:19] Sullivan
    I repeat.
[24:20] ---
    The name of the hero is Iruma-kun.
    He's my grandson!
[24:23] Sullivan
    Iruma-kyun!

E19 - Clara's House

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[00:02] Flappy
    Yesterday...
[00:03] Clara
    I know!
[00:04] Clara
    Wanna come over to my place?
[00:05] Both
    Huh?
[00:06] Asmodeus
    Valac... You actually live in a house?
[00:09] Clara
    Of course I do!
[00:11] Iruma
    Clara's house?
[00:13] ---
    I think this is the first time I've ever been invited to a friend's house.
[00:20] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[00:26] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[00:31] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[00:35] Nar
    And that is...
[00:37] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[00:39] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Clara's House
[02:18] All
    "Clara's House."
[02:25] Clara
    Rattle, rattle, prattle, prattle.
[02:27] Clara
    Prattle, prattle, ribbit, ribbit.
[02:29] Clara
    Ribbit, ribbit, pudgy, wudgy.
[02:31] Clara
    Pudgy, wudgy, drippy, droppy.
[02:32] Iruma
    So this forest is called "Hubbub Forest"?
[02:35] Clara
    Yup!
[02:36] Clara
    Only my family knows
    the way through this forest.
[02:42] Asmodeus
    What in the world are you?!
[02:45] Clara
    Bye-bye!
[02:46] Asmodeus
    Truly a land of mystery.
[02:51] Clara
    Isn't it a lovely forest?
[02:53] Iruma
    Yeah. It's a perfect match for you, Clara.
[02:55] Asmodeus
    What in the world are those? Butterflies?
[02:57] Butterflies
    Rainbow!
[03:01] Clara
    That's my house.
SIGN    I'm Home
[03:05] Iruma
    Wow, what a fun shape.
SIGN    I'm at school
[03:08] All
    Welcome to my home!
[03:10] Iruma And Asmodeus
    Th-Thank you.
[03:14] Valacs
    Welcome to my home! Welcome to my home!
[03:17] Valacs
    Yay! Welcome to my home!
SIGN    I'm at school.
SIGN    Eldest Brother: Urara, at school
[03:22] Asmodeus
    We've only been here six seconds,
    and they're so loud.
[03:24] Iruma
    What an interesting way to welcome guests!
[03:27] Asmodeus
    I'm sure this is very unique to them.
[03:29] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:33] Clara
    You guys sure put a lot
    of work into that one!
[03:35] Mommy
    I worked up a nice sweat.
[03:38] Iruma
    Hello! Thank you for having us over!
[03:41] Asmodeus
    I thank you for your hospita—
[03:43] Mommy
    Welcome!
[03:44] Mommy
    Just relax and make yourselves at home!
[03:47] Mommy
    You came through Hubbub Forest, right?
[03:49] Mommy
    Isn't it interesting?
[03:51] Mommy
    Now, now, now. When Clara mentioned
    that she was going to bring over...
[03:53] Mommy
    What did she call them? Friends?
[03:55] Mommy
    This is a first for our family.
[03:58] Mommy
    Classmates are so lovely. All of you
    looking out for each other is beautiful.
[04:03] Mommy
    Would you like some candy?
    Maybe lunch already?
[04:05] Mommy
    Perhaps a bath? Would
    you like to dance with us?
[04:08] Mommy
    Now, now.
[04:10] Mommy
    Sin Sin, Ran Ran, no climbing on our guests.
[04:15] Keebow
    Mommy's going all-out!
[04:17] Konchie
    This is the first time
    Nee-chan's had friends over!
[04:20] Mommy
    Keebow, Konchie, make sure you greet them.
[04:24] Konchie
    Konchie!
[04:25] Keebow
    Keebow!
[04:26] Sin Sin
    Shii Shii!
[04:27] Ran Ran
    Raa Raa!
[04:28] Mommy
    Mommy!
[04:29] Clara
    And Clara and Urara makes...
[04:31] All
    The Valac family!
[04:33] Asmodeus And Iruma
    Thank you for having us over!
[04:35] Mommy
    Yes, welcome.
[04:37] Valacs
    Welcome home!
[04:39] Asmodeus
    We're getting a round two?!
SIGN    We Went To Walter Park
    
    Cookies
[04:42] Iruma
    Here's a gift from Walter Park.
[04:44] Mommy
    Why, thank you.
[04:46] Asmodeus
    Here's a replica of Walter Castle.
[04:49] Asmodeus
    It's made of chocolate.
[04:50] Mommy
    My, my, you shouldn't have.
[04:57] Mommy
    Now, now. Mind your manners.
[04:59] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:00] Iruma
    Azz-kun!
[05:03] Clara
    Now, come on inside!
SIGN    I'm Home
[05:06] Iruma
    I finally get to go to a friend's house!
[05:09] Asmodeus
    We're finally going inside Valac's house...
[05:12] Clara
    I'm home!
[05:14] Clara
    I'm home... I'm home...
SIGN    I'm Home
SIGN    Welcome Home
[05:17] Keebow
    Now, take off your shoes.
[05:19] Iruma And Asmodeus
    Thanks for having us over.
[05:20] Keebow
    Stepping in with the left foot
    is the Valac way.
[05:22] Konchie
    When you come in, make sure you say,
    "I'm home," even if it's your first time here.
[05:26] Asmodeus And Iruma
    I'm home!
[05:27] Keebow
    And always end your sentences
    with "The Valacs are the best."
[05:30] Asmodeus
    You can't be serious.
[05:32] Iruma
    I'm home! The Valacs are the best!
[05:34] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[05:36] Konchie
    Hey, which one of you
    is Nee-chan's boyfriend?
[05:39] Asmodeus And Iruma
    Boyfriend?!
[05:40] Iruma
    B-Boyfriend?!
[05:41] Keebow
    If it's the sparkly one,
    well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
[05:44] Asmodeus
    Sparkle, sparkle.
[05:46] Konchie
    But the one she's always
    talking about is Irum—
[05:49] Clara
    Yes, yes, come right this way.
[05:52] Iruma
    Th-They sure are lively.
[05:57] Konchie
    Hi-yah! Bone Crusher!
[06:00] Keebow
    Now I get extra time!
[06:02] Mommy
    Please make yourselves at home.
[06:04] Iruma
    What a warm, loving family.
[06:10] Asmodeus
    I can't relax.
[06:11] Iruma
    There are so many mysterious things.
[06:13] Mommy
    Well, Daddy is an adventurer.
[06:15] Mommy
    He always sends things from his travels.
[06:20] Keebow
    We have a field, too!
[06:21] Konchie
    And a tiny lake, and Hit-and-Miss Hill.
[06:23] Clara
    Also machom pekepoms.
[06:25] Asmodeus
    What are you even saying?
[06:27] Mommy
    By the way, would you two
    like some mokkos dokkos?
[06:32] Mommy
    Here you go!
[06:33] Iruma
    These are...
[06:34] Clara
    They're sweet buns!
[06:36] Clara
    We call them "mokkos dokkos" at home!
[06:39] Asmodeus
    You're asking for nothing
    but misunderstandings!
[06:42] Clara
    I'm gonna bring some tea!
[06:45] Asmodeus
    On top of that, you called fried
    chicken "muffle wuffle crackle bang."
SIGN    Muffle Wuffle Crackle Bang
SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)
    2. Make sure it gets along
     with the faafaa and jinwarisan
[06:50] Iruma
    I guess every household has
    a unique way of naming dishes.
[06:54] Asmodeus
    Please do not fall for this, Iruma-sama!
[07:00] Iruma
    You want to read them?
[07:01] Mommy
    Oh, then I highly recommend this book.
SIGN    Album of Memories
[07:10] Iruma
    Is this Clara?
[07:14] Asmodeus
    Th-They all have the same face...
[07:20] Iruma
    She's eating a block.
[07:21] Mommy
    She had a habit of biting everything.
[07:23] Asmodeus
    They're the same on the inside, too.
[07:26] Mommy
    Oh, look at this one.
[07:28] Clara
    Hey!
[07:29] Clara
    No looking!
[07:31] Keebow And Konchie
    Now, now, now.
[07:33] Clara
    Out of the way!
[07:33] Keebow And Konchie
    Now, now, now.
[07:34] Clara
    Mommy! No!
[07:34] Mommy
    See this one?
[07:36] Clara
    Stop showing him!
[07:36] Iruma
    She's so cute!
[07:41] Clara
    R-Really?
[07:43] Iruma
    Yeah. You're super cute.
[07:45] Clara
    O-Oh...
[07:47] Iruma
    Hey, you're a monster.
SIGN    Strongest
[07:49] Mommy
    My finest creation.
    Paper Bag Monster Clargon.
[07:52] Mommy
    Sadly, she was defeated
    after her brothers were born.
[07:59] Iruma
    What a great sister.
[08:01] Clara
    No more!
[08:03] Iruma
    Aw, but it was just getting good.
SIGN    Album of Memories
[08:05] Mommy
    Let's start with part 2, then.
[08:06] Clara
    Mommy!
[08:10] Iruma
    Clara's so flustered.
[08:11] Asmodeus
    Mothers truly are the most
    powerful in every household.
[08:14] Clara
    Mommy! Aren't you supposed to go shopping?!
[08:18] Clara
    Oh, that's right.
[08:22] Asmodeus
    Shopping? Out here?
SIGN    I'm Home
[08:26] Mommy
    All right, everyone!
[08:27] ---
    The moment you've all
    been waiting for! Shopping!
[08:30] Valac Kids
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:31] Asmodeus
    Is there a shopping plaza
    somewhere around here?
[08:34] Clara
    There sure is! We have
    an amazing supermarket!
[08:36] Clara
    They have plenty of things you'd find
    at your fancy cityfolk shops, too!
[08:40] Iruma
    Actually, I am getting a little hungry.
[08:44] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama should be*
    exhausted from Walter Park.
[08:49] Asmodeus
    This is my chance to make the best
    dish with the best ingredients
[08:54] Asmodeus
    to heal his soul.
[08:56] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[08:56] Clara
    Yes!
[08:58] Clara
    We'll make our best dish for Iruma-chi!
[09:02] Asmodeus
    Don't copy me!
[09:04] Clara
    You're the one copying me, Azz-Azz.
[09:06] Asmodeus
    I would never copy you in ten million years!
[09:09] Clara
    What did you say?
[09:14] Falfal
    Falfal.
[09:15] Falfal
    Fight!
SIGN    Amida Hill
[09:17] Asmodeus
    This is a supermarket?
[09:20] Clara
    It sure is! This whole forest
    is a supermarket!
[09:24] Asmodeus
    What? This is just an ordinary hill
    and an ordinary forest!
[09:29] Clara
    You're such a country bumpkin, Azz-Azz.
[09:31] Asmodeus
    You're the last one
    I want to hear that from!
[09:34] Mommy
    Okay, let's get going.
[09:37] All
    Yeah!
[09:38] [SONG] Sign
    Valac Songs
[09:39] ---
    Valac Songs.
[09:41] Mommy
    "Hubbub Forest Is a Demoncatessen."
SIGN    Hubbub Forest Is a Demoncatessen
[09:49] Song
    Hubbub Forest is a demoncatessen
[09:54] Song/Clara
    (A giant suburbia of supermarkets!)
[09:55] Song/Mommy
    (It's far too big!)
[09:57] Song
    Tonight's meal is full of fun surprises
[10:01] Song/Clara
    There's meat
[10:02] Song/Mommy
    (My, how convenient)
[10:04] Song/Keebow/Konchie
    And even more meat
[10:05] Song/Clara
    We weren't done with the meat
[10:07] Song/Mommy
    Animal proteins are essential, yes
[10:11] Song
    This grassy knoll is a salad bar
[10:13] Song
    So many varieties of greenery
[10:15] Song
    Broccoli
[10:16] Song/Mommy
    (That's cauliflower, my sweets)
[10:18] Song/Sinsin/Ranran
    (Flowers?)
[10:19] Song/Mommy
    Just beware of the demondragoras
[10:23] Song
    This tiny lake is an
    exhibition of products
[10:27] Song
    Come one, come all to
    the special event space!
[10:31] Song
    Hit-and-Miss Hill is our
    basement supermarket
[10:35] Song/Mommy
    They have all the desserts
[10:38] Song
    (Try the samples!)
[10:39] Song/Clara
    The pudding wiggle-jiggles
[10:42] Song/Clara
    Thank you for the meal!
[10:45] Song
    Ah, you'll find a complete
    menu at Hubbub Forest
[10:49] Song
    Even muffle wuffle crackle bang
[10:53] Song
    Ah, come to Hubbub Forest
    for all of your munchy needs
[10:57] Song
    You'll find slimy wimies
[10:59] Song
    And the super macho
[11:01] Song
    Boingy woingy hodgey podgey
[11:04] Song
    We're all full now
[11:06] Falfal
    Fal.
[11:12] All
    Bye-bye!
[11:15] Asmodeus
    I clearly win, to no one's surprise.
[11:20] Clara
    I clearly win.
[11:21] Asmodeus
    How?!
[11:23] Asmodeus
    Is this a sea... cucumber?
[11:25] Clara
    I've got meat, too!
[11:28] Asmodeus
    Something's sticking out!
[11:30] Asmodeus
    Behold this luxurious lineup.
[11:35] Asmodeus
    I even have hell truffles and hell caviar.
[11:38] Clara
    Talk about gross and yikes.
[11:40] Clara
    Those are famous in Hubbub Forest
    because even the demon pigs won't eat them.
[11:44] Asmodeus
    What?!
[11:48] Asmodeus
    They're tart and bitter.
[11:50] ---
    A-At this rate, my dish
    for Iruma-sama will be...
[11:55] Mommy
    We're not done yet.
[11:58] Mommy
    Here in Hubbub Forest...
[12:01] Mommy
    You can find the ultimate ingredient.
[12:03] All
    The ultimate ingredient?
[12:05] Asmodeus
    Ultimate?
SIGN    Let's play
SIGN    You slay me!
[12:30] Asmodeus
    The ultimate ingredient?
[12:32] Mommy
    Why, it's shabu shabu from Collateral Cave.
[12:34] Konchie/Keebow
    Shabu shabu?
[12:36] Mommy
    It's a fish beast that's a thousand
    times more delicious
[12:40] ---
    than any food prepared by
    top chefs at luxury hotels,
[12:42] Mommy
    and super healthy for you, too.
[12:45] Asmodeus
    A fish...
[12:47] Clara
    ...beast?
[12:48] Iruma
    A thousand times more delicious...
[12:51] Asmodeus
    Just you wait, Iruma-sama!
[12:53] Asmodeus
    I will definitely find it and
    present you with the ultimate dish!
[12:58] Clara
    Iruma-chi, leave it to me!
[13:00] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, sure...
[13:02] Konchie
    I didn't know something like that existed.
[13:05] Mommy
    I've never seen it, either.
[13:08] Keebow
    Any ingredient will bow down to me!
[13:14] Asmodeus
    No matter what hardships await,
    I shall get this ingredient.
[13:19] Asmodeus
    I will catch it, no matter what!
[13:24] Asmodeus And Clara
    Onward!
[13:26] Konchie
    Do you even know where you're going?
[13:33] Mommy
    Oh, dear. They fell asleep.
[13:36] Mommy
    We're going home for naptime.
SIGN    Collateral Cave
SIGN    Tiny Lake
SIGN    A bit far
SIGN    Amida Hill
[13:39] Mommy
    You can find Collateral Cave on this map.
[13:42] Mommy
    Don't push yourselves, all right?
[13:44] Asmodeus
    I will absolutely...
[13:45] Clara
    ...get the ultimate ingredient!
[13:47] Konchie
    The ultimate dish!
[13:48] Keebow
    Yeah!
[13:50] Asmodeus
    Hold it right there!
[13:54] Keebow
    We're really deep!
[13:56] Konchie
    I've never been this far!
[13:59] Iruma
    So this is Collateral Cave?
[14:02] Asmodeus
    Yes, according to the map.
[14:04] Clara
    There's fog.
[14:06] Konchie
    Are you scared, Nee-chan?
[14:08] Clara
    Wha—
[14:09] Keebow
    Just hide behind me.
[14:11] Clara
    Who do you think you are?
[14:18] Keebow
    B-Bring on the last boss!
[14:20] Konchie
    You can take a step back, guests.
[14:23] Iruma
    Uh, sure...
[14:25] Clara
    What are you talking about?
    Iruma-chi is the hero of Walter Park!
[14:29] Asmodeus
    Indeed!
[14:31] Iruma
    It's because we all worked really hard!
[14:33] Keebow
    What did you do, Azz-Azz?
[14:37] Asmodeus
    I...
[14:42] Asmodeus
    I...
[14:44] Keebow/Konchie
    So excited.
[14:52] Keebow
    It's finally shown itself!
[14:57] Asmodeus
    It's behind us!
[14:58] Keebow/Konchie
    What?!
SIGN    Shark + Pig
SIGN    Shabu Shabu
[15:06] Keebow
    This is the ultimate ingredient?
[15:09] Asmodeus
    I-It's gigantic!
[15:12] Iruma
    Its legs are a tomato and a carrot!
[15:14] Asmodeus/Clara
    Lycopene and beta carotene!
[15:16] Asmodeus
    Its back legs are just pig feet!
[15:18] Keebow/Konchie
    Collagen!
[15:19] Clara
    It's got banana scales!
[15:21] Asmodeus/Iruma
    Dietary fiber!
[15:23] Iruma
    Its mane is Chinese cabbage!
[15:25] Keebow/Konchie
    A must-have for hotpot!
[15:26] Clara
    Its whiskers are kelp!
[15:28] Keebow/Konchie
    Yeah, hotpot.
[15:30] Asmodeus
    Meat, fish, vegetables, fruit, and stock...
[15:33] ---
    It truly has everything!
[15:36] Iruma
    There's no doubt about it.
[15:38] Clara
    This ingredient...
[15:40] All
    ...is super healthy!
[15:42] Clara
    And you get super valuable
    shark fin to boot!
[15:50] Clara
    Konchie! Keebow!
[15:51] Iruma
    Clara!
[15:53] Keebow
    It smells so good.
[15:54] Konchie
    In the end, it's all about the broth.
[15:58] Asmodeus
    Even though I despise fish,
    I feel myself getting hungry.
[16:05] Clara
    Falfal!
[16:06] Konchie/Keebow
    Nee-chan, please don't.
[16:12] Falfal
    Falfal.
[16:13] Clara
    Yeah.
[16:14] Iruma
    We have to save them!
[16:16] Asmodeus
    You needn't waste your time, Iruma-sama.
[16:23] Asmodeus
    What?!
[16:24] Iruma
    It's got a wok barrier?!
[16:27] Asmodeus
    Curse you!
[16:32] Asmodeus
    A home run...
[16:38] Clara
    Konchie! Keebow!
[16:42] Clara
    Over here!
[16:48] Clara
    The shabu shabu's preoccupied with the meat!
[16:51] Asmodeus
    Well done!
[17:01] Clara/Iruma
    Caught!
[17:03] Clara
    Konchie! Keebow!
[17:05] Iruma
    Are you okay?
[17:10] Asmodeus
    Wait, what do I do?
[17:20] Asmodeus
    There are children here.
    The enemy is massive.
[17:24] Asmodeus
    But Iruma-sama is exhausted...
[17:27] Asmodeus
    So I must take this thing down.
[17:30] (Flashback) Sabro
    What is your ambition?
[17:31] (Flashback) Sabro
    You haven't grown even a millimeter.
[17:34] (Flashback) Sabro
    You great fool!
[17:37] Asmodeus
    I...
[17:39] Asmodeus
    I...
[17:42] Asmodeus
    Gorgon Snake!
[17:53] Asmodeus
    I'm still not powerful enough.
[17:56] Asmodeus
    I must receive Balam-sensei's
    special training immediately.
[18:02] Mommy
    I got worried, so here I am.
[18:07] Mommy
    Don't go scaring my children, now.
[18:15] Mommy
    When you're fighting a shark,
    always go for the nose!
[18:20] Falfal
    Falfal.
SIGN    We Won't Peek
[19:03] Weird Things
    It's nighttime!
[19:07] Asmodeus
    Children have so much energy.
[19:11] Iruma
    Azz-kun, that's...
[19:13] Asmodeus
    We're matching, Iruma-sama!
[19:16] Iruma
    You really wore it.
[19:18] Clara
    Pillow fight time!
[19:20] Asmodeus
    Who has time for that?
[19:21] Clara
    Are you tired?
[19:22] Asmodeus
    Of course I am!
[19:26] Clara
    In that case, I'll do the very
    special sleepy time ritual.
[19:30] Iruma
    Ritual?
[19:32] Clara
    Come here.
[19:35] Clara
    My brothers are knocked out
    in an instant with this.
[19:37] Asmodeus
    Unhand me!
[19:39] Asmodeus
    There's no way I'd get sleepy...
    from this... zzz...
[19:39] Song
    Sleepy time on branches
[19:44] Iruma
    What?!
[19:45] Clara
    Okay, you're next, Iruma-chi.
[19:47] Song
    Loose-eared owls and river swallows
[19:47] Iruma
    Huh?!
[19:48] Iruma
    Er, I... I'm—
[19:55] Clara
    Sleepy time in the shade
[20:03] Clara
    Serene mice and scuttle lizards
[20:11] Clara
    Sleepy time underground
[20:19] Clara
    Giant moles, mari bear cubs,
    and water cicada babies
[20:27] Clara
    Even the moon closes its eyes
[20:31] Iruma
    A song?
[20:33] Iruma
    I don't know what it is...
[20:35] Iruma
    But all my stress and tension
    seem to be melting away...
[20:35] Clara
    All the stars closes their eyes, too
[20:40] Iruma
    It feels so warm and cozy...
[20:43] Clara
    Goodnight
[20:46] Iruma
    It's like...
[20:48] Iruma
    I can smell the sun.
[20:51] Clara
    Goodnight
[21:03] Clara
    Good work.
SIGN    I'm Home
[21:11] Mommy
    All right!
[21:12] Mommy
    Let's get digging!
[21:14] Mommy
    Those who don't work have to wait to eat!
[21:16] Mommy
    You must procure your own breakfast!
[21:19] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[21:21] Iruma
    Isn't this fun?
[21:22] Iruma
    All my exhaustion went away, too.
[21:25] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[21:27] Clara
    Let's race, you two!
[21:29] Clara
    Whoever gets the biggest pekepom wins!
[21:32] Pekepom
    Pekepom!
[21:34] Iruma
    It's crying?!
[21:35] Clara
    Whoa, it's huge!
[21:37] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
SIGN    Album of Memories
[21:39] Mommy
    And there we go. Good.
SIGN    With Iruma-kun and Alice-kun
SIGN    The fun's just begun
[21:43] Mommy
    I guess I got to update the records
    on how much she's grown.
[21:45] Clara
    You can eat this as-is!
[21:46] Asmodeus
    You mustn't, Iruma-sama!
[21:46] Clara
    Here, Iruma-chi! Say "ahh!"
[21:48] Asmodeus
    Stop that, Valac!
[23:29] Clara
    Su! Ki! Ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:33] Nar
    The eldest brother of the Valac family,
    Urara, was missing today.
[23:37] Iruma
    So what's Urara-kun like?
[23:39] Clara
    Well, U-chan...
[23:41] Keebow
    He gets mad really easily...
    and is super loud!
[23:44] Konchie
    He studies all the time... and is weird!
[23:46] Iruma And Asmodeus
    These brothers actually
    consider him loud and weird?!
SIGN    Hahaha
SIGN    Hahaha
SIGN    Hahaha
[23:52] Asmodeus
    He must be at least this crazy.
[23:55] Iruma
    Th-That's pretty intense.
[23:56] Nar
    And the misinformation spreads...
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:00] Clara
    Iruma-chi is gone!
[24:01] Asmodeus
    Where did Iruma-sama go?!
[24:02] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[24:04] Asmodeus
    You fool! Of course he's
    not under your slippers!
[24:05] Clara
    He's gone!
[24:06] Clara
    I want to play with Iruma-chi! Right now!
[24:07] Asmodeus
    Stop throwing a tantrum!
[24:08] Clara
    And you should throw a tantrum, Azz-Azz!
[24:10] Asmodeus
    What?
[24:11] ---
    I want to play with Iruma-sama!
    I want to play with him until I lose my mind!
[24:15] Clara
    You're acting like a baby, Azz-Azz.
[24:16] Asmodeus
    How dare you?!
[24:17] Clara
    Next time on Welcome to
     Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:19] Clara
    "Dream Date."
[24:20] Asmodeus
    What is this "date" you speak of?
[24:21] Clara
    A nickname for a potato?
[24:22] Asmodeus
    No, that's "tater," you fool.
    Wait, actually, that's not bad.

E20 - Dream Date

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[00:07] Clara
    The pekepom was so yummy.
[00:08] Iruma
    Yeah, it was.
[00:14] Clara
    Hello, who is it?
[00:16] Henri
    I beg your pardon.
    I'm from the Demon Border Control.
[00:19] Henri
    Is Iruma-kun here?
[00:25] Henri
    I'm sorry for coming to your
    classmate's house just to speak to you,
[00:28] Henri
    but there's something I wanted to
    talk to you about immediately.
[00:31] Iruma
    Immediately?
[00:32] Henri
    The Demon Border Control has put out a
    restraining order against all of the press for you.
[00:38] Iruma
    Huh?
[00:39] Henri
    That turned into a huge mess.
[00:42] Henri
    We gave Sullivan-sama a warning
    about this, as well.
[00:47] Iruma
    Thank you very much!
[00:49] Iruma
    I can finally go home...
[00:51] Henri
    Yes, you can now just stay put at home.
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[00:55] Iruma
    Um, how is Ameri-san doing?
[00:58] Henri
    She's studying. Yes, studying.
[01:01] Iruma
    I-I see...
[01:10] Ameri
    Okay.
[01:12] Ameri
    I'm finished! Yes.
[01:14] Sign
    Top Secret!
SIGN    Date Plan
SIGN    Revised Volume 666
[01:15] Ameri
    Now I can finally...
[01:17] Ameri
    enjoy a date with Iruma all alone!
[01:22] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, is the only
    human living in the netherworld.
[01:27] Nar
    As he receives continuous praise while
    going to the demon school Babyls,
[01:33] Nar
    he discovers his ambition
    and goal as a student.
[01:37] Nar
    And that is...
[01:38] Nar
    to raise his rank.
[01:41] Nar
    What could be awaiting him in the future?
SIGN    Dream Date
[03:20] All
    "Dream Date."
[03:27] Ameri
    I came up with this perfect date plan using
    First Love Memories and tourist guides!
[03:32] Ameri
    We'll have a lot of fun, and it'll even

    be romantic! Or it should be, at least!
[03:37] Ameri
    Okay, now I just need to contact Iruma.
[03:40] Ameri
    Wh-Why am I so nervous?
[03:43] Ameri
    This is no different than inviting him
    to one of our reading sessions!
[03:46] Ameri
    And yet...
[03:47] Ameri
    Do not falter. Be brave, Ameri!
[03:50] Ameri
    You made a promise with Iruma
    to finally spend some time together!
[03:53] Ameri
    It's simple. You just need to contact him—
[03:57] Ameri
    He's messaging me!
[04:00] Iruma
    Good evening!
[04:01] Iruma
    I wanted to talk to you about our plans.
[04:03] Iruma
    Would you like to go somewhere
    during the end of terminus?
[04:06] Iruma
    I should be free at any time.
[04:08] Ameri
    I-It's from Iruma!
[04:15] Ameri
    Okay!
[04:22] Ameri
    I'll be waiting at this location
    tomorrow at noon, then.
[04:25] Ameri
    Make sure you come alone!
    This time, it'll just be the two of us!
[04:29] Ameri
    It's just going to be the two of us!
[04:37] Ameri
    Top secret date plan part one:
    a super exciting surprise.
[04:42] Rin
    Uh, wait. Where are you planning to take me?
[04:45] Kakeru
    Where do you think?
[04:46] Rin
    Huh? I have no ide—
[04:47] Kakeru
    Whoosh.
[04:48] Rin
    Whoa! A taekwondo dojo!
[04:51] Ameri
    Surprises are absolutely essential to dates!
[04:54] Ameri
    I won't tell him where we're going beforehand,
[04:55] Ameri
    so it can be a surprise the day of!
[04:59] Ameri
    Though, perhaps I should've
    sent him a cuter message...
[05:03] Ameri
    Is this map hard to understand?
[05:06] Ameri
    Is tomorrow too soon— Hngh?!
[05:10] Iruma
    Sure! I'm looking forward to it!
[05:19] Ameri
    I'm really, really going on a date
    with Iruma tomorrow!
[05:23] Ameri
    It's just going to be Iruma and me...
[05:26] Ameri
    I can't get lost in my happiness just yet!
[05:35] Henri
    What are you doing, Ameri?
    Do you have a moment?
[05:41] Henri
    Ameri?
[05:43] Ameri
    I already showed him this
    outfit at Walter Park...
[05:46] Ameri
    Perhaps I should pick a
    different outfit... Hmm...
[05:51] Henri
    Is she getting ready to go out?
[05:53] Henri
    Are you going out with Iruma?!
[05:55] Ameri
    Father?!
[05:57] Henri
    I apologize. I knocked,
    but you didn't answer...
[06:01] Ameri
    I-I was busy changing out my wardrobe.
[06:03] Henri
    Changing out your wardrobe?
[06:05] Henri
    Ah, I see! So you were just
    changing out your wardrobe!
[06:08] Henri
    Why don't we go buy you some
    new clothes tomorrow, then?
[06:11] Ameri
    U-Um... I'm sort of busy tomorrow...
[06:19] (Flashback) Ameri
    Father, which do you think is better?
[06:22] (Flashback) Henri
    Hmm?
[06:24] (Flashback) Henri
    You look cute in either.
[06:26] (Flashback) Ameri
    It can't be both!
[06:28] (Flashback) Ameri
    It has to be the cutest one! Because...
[06:32] (Flashback) Ameri
    I'm going out with you, Father!
[06:37] Ameri
    I can't go out with you.
[06:39] Henri
    Denied?!
[06:41] Ameri
    F-Father? What's the matter? Father!
[06:52] Iruma
    Wow! It's huge!
SIGN    Lady Levi's Aqua Case
[07:00] Ameri
    Okay!
[07:02] Iruma
    This should be the place
    I'm meeting Ameri-san...
[07:10] Iruma
    Let's see... Where's Ameri-san?
[07:14] Iruma
    Wow!
[07:16] Iruma
    I guess there are aquariums
    in the netherworld, too.
[07:19] Ameri
    Iruma!
[07:20] Iruma
    Ameri-sa— Huh?
[07:25] Ameri
    Sorry, did I keep you waiting?
[07:29] Iruma
    N-No, I just got here!
[07:32] Iruma
    Ameri-san, if you're in a bathing suit...
[07:35] Iruma
    Is this place a pool?!
[07:37] Ameri
    Yes!
SIGN    I built this place!!
SIGN    One of the Three Greats: Lady Levi
[07:38] Ameri
    The Aqua Case is a place of recreation
    that combines an aquarium and a pool!
[07:43] Iruma
    What? Wow! That sounds like so much fun!
[07:46] Ameri
    He's surprised!
[07:48] Ameri
    The surprise is a success!
    Things are going well!
[07:51] Iruma
    Oh, but I didn't bring swimming trunks.
[07:54] Ameri
    Ah, but there's a rental!
[07:57] Iruma
    Okay. I'll go check it out, then.
[07:59] Ameri
    All right, now's my chance
    to go over today's dating plan.
[08:03] Iruma
    I rented a pair!
[08:04] Ameri
    Th-That was fast!
[08:07] Ameri
    They look great on you.
[08:11] Iruma
    Thank you!
[08:12] Iruma
    Um... I was so surprised earlier
    that I forgot to say this, but...
[08:18] Iruma
    You look lovely, too, Ameri-san!
[08:21] Ameri
    D-Do I?
[08:23] Iruma
    Yes!
[08:25] Ameri
    A date with just the two of us is the best!
[08:29] Ameri
    Don't get too excited, Ameri!
    The date has only just begun!
[08:33] Ameri
    The first part of the plan was a success!
SIGN    Plan Part 1
     "Super Exciting Surprise!"
SIGN    A Fiendish Success
[08:36] Ameri
    Next is plan part two: holding hands!
SIGN    Plan Part 2
    "Holding Hands!"
[08:37] Kakeru
    Don't trip!
[08:38] Rin
    I'm fine!
[08:40] Ameri
    The classic first step for any date,
    which was even in
First Love Memories*!
[08:42] Iruma
    Wow, this takes me back to when
     I worked on that tuna fishing boat.
[08:44] Ameri
    I'm going to make it work!
[08:46] Ameri
    And once all the steps in*
    the dating plan are a success,
[08:49] Ameri
    Iruma and I will grow even closer and...
[08:52] Rin
    What? W-We're doing this here?
[08:53] Ameri
    Perhaps I could even try
    being carried like a princess.
[08:55] Ameri
    And then, maybe even...
[08:56] Rin
    I'm so excited! This is embarrassing.
[08:57] Ameri
    We could maybe even do
    that one thing... you know.
[08:57] Kakeru
    Ba-dump, ba-dump...
[09:00] Ameri
    Even that would be possible.
[09:02] Rin And Kakeru
    Ba-dump...
[09:03] Ameri
    I'm going to make this date
    a success no matter what!
[09:07] Ameri
    All to make my ambition come true!
[09:14] Iruma
    Wow!
[09:16] Iruma
    It's like we're walking underwater!
[09:18] Ameri
    Y-Yes, it is. It's beautiful!
[09:22] Iruma
    I've been to a pool and an
    aquarium for work before,
[09:26] Iruma
    but this is the first time I've gone for fun.
[09:26] Ameri
    It's all right. Calm down and... go!
[09:28] Iruma
    It's sort of new.
[09:30] Ameri
    Iruma! Let's hold...
[09:37] Iruma
    Um...
[09:39] Ameri
    Oh, no! It's nothing!
    D-Don't worry about it!
[09:43] Ameri
    Why is Iruma's hand so far away?
[09:43] Iruma
    Wow, you can see its belly! That's amazing!
[09:45] Ameri
    I know Iruma is on the smaller side,
    but to think he's so far away...
[09:49] Ameri
    Far away...
[09:51] Ameri
    Wait, am I just big?!
    I didn't even think of that!
[09:54] Ameri
    I had no idea I was so b-big
    that I can't even reach his hand!
[09:58] Iruma
    Oh, it looks like they have a slide.
    Let's go check it out!
SIGN    Bow-kun's Slide
[10:01] Ameri
    R-Right...
SIGN    Plan Part 2
    "Holding Hands!"
SIGN    Let's be a little more devilish
[10:07] Employee A
    Make sure you hold on tight!
SIGN    Loves the water
SIGN    Bow-kun
[10:11] Employee A
    You can go all the way to the bottom
    while riding on Bow-kun here.
[10:15] Iruma
    Let's ride it together, Ameri-san!
[10:17] Ameri
    Indeed!
[10:19] Ameri
    Yes, yes, yes!
SIGN    Plan Part 3
     "The Slide!"
[10:21] Rin
    I'm so scared!
[10:21] Ameri
    Plan part three: the slide!
[10:22] Kakeru
    This feels great! Don't worry, I've got you!
[10:23] Ameri
    A boy holding a girl from behind.
    Now that's an exciting date!
[10:25] Rin
    Don't let go!
[10:27] Employee A
    Make sure you hold him tight.
[10:29] Iruma
    It's great to meet you, Bow-kun.
[10:32] Ameri
    Isn't this... backwards?!
[10:34] Ameri
    W-Wait, no, he's still close!
[10:37] Ameri
    Even if our roles are reversed,
[10:38] Ameri
    maybe Iruma will feel at least a
    little excited, since we're touching...
[10:40] Employee B
    Have fun!
[10:45] Employee A
    Next person in line!
[10:47] Iruma
    What?!
[10:49] Woman Demon
    You're the best, Bow-kun!
[10:53] Ameri
    That was much faster than I expected.
[10:55] Iruma
    Yes...
[11:00] Iruma
    Thanks, Bow-kun! Bye-bye!
[11:04] Ameri
    This exciting event ended with our hearts
    racing out of fear rather than excitement...
SIGN    Plan Part 3
    "The Slide!"
SIGN    Hmm... Practice makes beast
[11:10] Ameri
    H-However! There's still
    much more to my plan!
[11:15] Ameri
    Let's go, Iruma!
[11:18] Iruma
    Sure!
SIGN    I will protect Babyls!
[11:29] Iruma
    Wow!
[11:31] Ameri
    This is Aqua Case's pride and joy,
    the recreational area.
[11:36] Iruma
    Wow! It looks like the actual ocean!
[11:42] Ameri
    Plan part four: water splashy time!
SIGN    Plan Part 4
     "Water Splashy Time!"
[11:43] Rin
    Take that! I'm gonna splash you!
[11:43] Kakeru
    Hey, stop!
[11:45] Ameri
    This is a ritual that happens on
    every date involving the water!
[11:48] Ameri
    One could hardly call this a date
    at the pool without partaking in thi—
[11:52] Ameri
    Iruma!
[11:56] Ameri
    Now you've done it!
[11:58] Ameri
    I'm going to get you back! Take that!
[12:05] Ameri
    I-I'm so sorry, Iruma!
SIGN    Plan Part 4
     "Water Splashy Time!"
SIGN    An impish attempt
[12:11] Ameri
    I assume you know the rules.
[12:13] Iruma
    Of course!
[12:14] Ameri
    Here I go, Iruma!
[12:15] Iruma
    Right!
[12:16] Kakeru
    Take that!
[12:16] Ameri
    Plan part five: beach volleyball.
SIGN    Plan Part 5
     "Beach Volleyball!"
[12:19] Ameri
    We'll have fun together,
    and I'll show off my innocence.
[12:19] Kakeru
    Take that!
[12:22] Ameri
    I will not mess up again!
[12:25] Ameri
    This time, I'll hold back,
    and then Iruma and I will... have fun.
[12:28] Ameri
    Here I go! Take that!
[12:35] Ameri
    I-Iruma!
[12:37] Ameri
    I-I'm so sorry!
[12:39] Iruma
    No, it's fine.
[12:42] Ameri
    I've never held back in my life,
    so I have no idea how to go about it!
[12:46] Iruma
    I'm ready for the next one!
[12:48] Ameri
    Huh?
[12:49] Iruma
    I promise to get the next one!
[12:52] Ameri
    I appreciate your enthusiasm,
    but this isn't what I was going for!
SIGN    Plan Part 5
     "Beach Volleyball!"
SIGN    Give him hell! Fight!
[13:00] Random Guy
    Apparently the parfaits here are hella crazy.
[13:02] Iruma
    What a lovely place.
[13:05] Ameri
    Y-Yes.
[13:06] Iruma
    It's nice that we've got
    a view of all of Aqua Case.
[13:10] Ameri
    Yes, it is.
[13:12] Ameri
    This fancy setting should do the trick.
SIGN    Plan Part 6
     "Say 'Ahh.'"
[13:15] Ameri
    Plan part six: say "Ahh."
[13:17] Ameri
    Excellent! I definitely want to do this!
[13:20] Female Employee
    Thank you for waiting.
[13:23] Female Employee
    Here's your Filled to the Brine
     Seafood Parfait. Enjoy!
[13:29] Iruma
    Th-Thanks...
[13:32] Ameri
    Th-This isn't exactly what I had envisioned,
[13:35] Ameri
    but I am going to feed Iruma—
[13:41] Iruma
    Ahh...
[13:43] Ameri
    Why did it end up like this?
SIGN    Plan Part 6
    "Say 'Ahh.'"
[13:45] Ameri
    My date plan is... finished.
SIGN    A beastly effort...
[13:48] Girl One
    Let's go!
[13:50] Girl Two
    Wait!
[13:53] Ameri
    We're finally on a date, but the way it's going,
[13:56] Ameri
    there's hardly anything exciting,
    let alone romantic.
[13:59] Iruma
    Ameri-san.
[14:02] Iruma
    There was some cream in your hair.
[14:05] Ameri
    Ah, thank you...
[14:07] Girl A
    Wow, it's so cute!
[14:09] Girl B
    This one's cute, too, isn't it?
[14:10] Girl A
    Yeah!
[14:11] Ameri
    Shall we go see, Iruma?
[14:13] Iruma
    Yes!
SIGN    Souvenir Corner
[14:17] Iruma
    Wow, look at all those souvenirs!
[14:20] Iruma
    Hey, this is great.
[14:22] Iruma
    I need one for Grandpa,
    Opera-san... Let's see...
[14:25] Ameri
    He's so cute...
[14:26] Ameri
    I want to excite him,
    but he's just so relaxing to watch...
[14:28] Iruma
    Oh, I'll get Azz-kun this.
[14:30] Ameri
    No, no!
[14:31] Ameri
    Shopping is another classic date thing!
[14:34] Ameri
    There should be something
    exciting somewhere...
[14:35] Iruma
    Next... I'll get something for Clara!
[14:37] Iruma
    I wonder which one I should get.
[14:39] Iruma
    This one is great, but...
[14:41] Iruma
    Maybe I should get this one.
[14:43] Ameri
    A gift for Valac...
[14:46] Ameri
    That doesn't sit right with me.
[14:48] Iruma
    I got it.
[14:49] Iruma
    I'll get this.
[14:51] Ameri
    She's a girl! Get her this one!
[14:53] Iruma
    Huh?! O-Okay...
[14:55] Ameri
    Why am I helping out my rival?!
[14:59] Ameri
    Isn't there something exciting here?
[15:02] Ameri
    What in the world is this?
[15:03] Iruma
    I wonder if Ameri-san's actually having fun.
[15:07] Iruma
    She's always keeping all of the students
    in line as the student council president.
[15:10] Iruma
    I always see her working so hard,
    so I was hoping she'd be able to relax today.
[15:16] Iruma
    I hope I can help her out.
[15:20] Iruma
    Say, Ameri-san.
[15:22] Iruma
    Aren't there a lot of great things here?
[15:27] Ameri
    Yes!
[15:30] Iruma
    M-Maybe I'll buy some things
    for the other kids in my class!
[15:33] Iruma
    Maybe I'll get snacks we can all share.
[15:33] Ameri
    Hmm... I'm having fun, but this isn't enough!
[15:37] Ameri
    Because my ambition is...
[15:40] Ameri
    My ambition is to have
    a r-r-r-romantic partner!
SIGN    Romance
[15:44] Ameri
    I messed up holding his hand.
[15:45] Male Employee
    Did you find everything
    you were looking for?
[15:46] Ameri
    I couldn't feed him, either.
[15:47] Iruma
    Yes.
[15:47] Ameri
    At this rate, being carried
    like a princess is just a dream!
[15:50] Ameri
    In that case, I need to excite
    Iruma at least a little bit!
[15:54] Male Employee
    Thank you very much!
[15:56] Iruma
    I couldn't decide what to get,
    so I ended up getting all of it.
[15:59] Ameri
    Iruma!
[16:01] Ameri
    Erm... There's a place I'd like to go.
[16:06] Iruma
    Let's go, then, Ameri-san.
[16:09] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Bowwow Fortune-Telling Show
[16:12] Iruma
    A fortune-telling show? That seems fun!
[16:15] Ameri
    Yes.
[16:16] Ameri
    Mako-chan's Antennae
    Fortune-Telling is all I've got left!
[16:20] Ameri
    If things can somehow turn romantic here...
[16:26] Iruma
    Isn't this exciting, Ameri-san?
[16:28] Ameri
    R-Right...
[16:29] Ameri
    This is my last chance.
    I need to make it a success!
[16:33] Female Caretaker
    Thank you for waiting, everyone!
[16:37] Female Caretaker
    Welcome to Bowwow Mako-chan's
    Antennae Fortune-Telling Show!
[16:41] Female Caretaker B
    Now, let's call her to the stage! Mako-chan!
[16:55] Ameri
    According to my research, Mako-chan's
    specialty is compatibility fortune-telling.
[16:59] Female Caretaker
    Mako-chan is able to
    pick out compatible couples!
[17:04] Female Caretaker
    Oh, dear. Mako-chan's always hungry.
[17:06] Female Caretaker B
    She's actually on a diet right now!
[17:10] Ameri
    Ah, so she loves to eat.
    She's just like you, Iru...
[17:14] Ameri
    ...ma.
[17:14] Iruma
    Huh?
[17:18] Ameri
    Iruma!
[17:19] Female Caretaker
    Wait, what are you doing, Mako-chan?!
[17:21] Female Caretaker
    Put him down this instant!
[17:23] Female Caretaker B
    Is she retaliating because of her diet?
[17:24] Female Caretaker
    But she doesn't eat demons!
[17:28] Iruma
    I got pretty drenched, so maybe the cologne
    to mask my human smell weakened.
[17:40] Iruma
    Oh, no... At this rate...
[17:43] Iruma
    I'll be eaten!
[17:44] Ameri
    What do you...
[17:48] Ameri
    What do you think you're doing to Iruma?!
[18:02] Ameri
    Are you all right, Iruma?
[18:03] Iruma
    Y-Yes. Thank you.
[18:13] Ameri
    Now I've done it...
[18:15] Female Caretakers
    We're terribly sorry for this!
[18:20] Iruma
    N-No, it's all right. Don't worry about it.
[18:24] Female Caretaker
    Here are some annual passes
     for your troubles!
[18:26] Female Caretaker B
    We hope you two will come visit again!
[18:29] Iruma
    Th-Thank you very much!
[18:31] Female Caretaker
    Well, we have to start cleaning up.
[18:35] Female Caretaker B
    Please excuse us.
[18:39] Iruma
    Don't dwell on it, Mako-chan.
[18:41] Iruma
    We'll come see your
    fortune-telling show again.
[18:48] Iruma
    Bye-bye!
[18:52] Iruma
    They gave us annual passes, Ameri-san!
[18:57] Ameri
    I just couldn't hold back.
[19:00] Ameri
    I'm sure Iruma thinks I'm just
    some giant, strong woman.
[19:05] Ameri
    Everything I spent all night
    planning has ended in failure.
[19:10] Ameri
    This is the worst date ever...
[19:13] Iruma
    Ameri-san?
[19:17] Iruma
    Are you all right?
[19:18] Ameri
    Y-Yes! I train all the time!
[19:22] Ameri
    I'm perfectly fine!
[19:24] Iruma
    Wait, Ameri-san. Your leg!
[19:26] Iruma
    See? You are hurt.
[19:29] Ameri
    You're right.
[19:31] Ameri
    Maybe one of Mako-chan's
    scales snagged me earlier.
[19:33] Iruma
    You're bleeding!
    We need to get this treated.
[19:37] Iruma
    Can you walk?
[19:38] Ameri
    Huh? Um...
[19:43] Ameri
    If I say I can't... will you carry me?
[19:50] Ameri
    Wait, what did I just...
[19:52] Ameri
    Just look at the difference
    in our sizes! Of course he—
[19:54] Iruma
    Sure!
[19:55] Ameri
    Huh?
[19:59] Iruma
    I'm so glad I practiced this.
[20:00] Ameri
    I-I was just kiddi—
[20:03] Iruma
    L-Leave this to me!
[20:05] Ameri
    Huh?
[20:08] Iruma
    E-Envision it... Envision it...
[20:23] Iruma
    Fractal!
SIGN    Weight Adjustment (Fractal)
[20:32] Ameri
    Huh? Huh?!
[20:41] Iruma
    This might be a little
    embarrassing, but I've got you.
[20:51] Iruma
    U-Um, Ameri-san...
[20:56] Iruma
    Bow-kun's Slide, playing beach volleyball...
[21:01] Iruma
    The Filled to the Brine
    Seafood Parfait and shopping...
[21:06] Iruma
    We did a lot today...
[21:09] Iruma
    And it was all so much fun!
[21:17] Ameri
    Honestly, this man is just...
[21:21] Ameri
    This means...
[21:24] Ameri
    that this was the best date ever!
[21:28] Ameri
    Yes, you're right!
[21:33] Iruma
    Huh? Ameri-san?
[21:36] Ameri
    My leg hurts...
[21:38] Iruma
    Huh?! A-Are you okay?
[21:40] Sign
    Top Secret!
    Date Plan Revised Volume 666
[21:40] Ameri
    C-Carry me... to the bench on the third floor.
[21:43] Iruma
    Th-The third floor?!
[21:44] Iruma
    Th-That's so far...
[21:46] Sign
    Top Secret!
SIGN    Date Plan
SIGN    Revised Volume 666
[21:47] Rin And Kakeru
    Ta-da! A fiendish success.
SIGN    A Fiendish Success
[23:22] Clara
    And now... Su! Ki! Ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:25] (Flashback) Ameri
    No! I don't wanna go out
    unless it's with you, Father!
[23:30] (Flashback) Ameri
    It's no fun!
[23:32] (Flashback) Henri
    Oh, dear...
[23:37] Henri
    It's no fun without me, eh?
[23:41] Ameri
    I have returned!
[23:42] Henri
    Welcome home, Ameri!
SIGN    Definitely went out
[23:44] Ameri
    I bought you some souvenirs, Father!
[23:50] Ameri
    Father?
[23:51] Henri
    It looks like... you had... a lot of... fun...
[23:57] Nar
    Hang in there, Dad.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Iruma
    I'm so happy that it seemed
    like Ameri-san had a lot of fun.
[24:04] Iruma
    It's only been a few months
    since I came to the netherworld,
[24:06] Iruma
    but so many good things have happened.
[24:08] Iruma
    I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
[24:11] Iruma
    I want to cherish these feelings forever.
[24:14] Iruma
    I don't think I ever felt
    this way in the human world.
[24:18] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun
,
[24:20] Iruma
    "The One Who Rules Over the Netherworld."
[24:21] Iruma
    Oh yeah, Grandpa. I had
    something I wanted to ask you.

E21 - The One Who Rules Over the Netherworld

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[00:05] Nar
    The netherworld.
[00:07] Nar
    The realm where demons live.
[00:10] Nar
    And the king that rules
    over the netherworld is...
[00:13] Nar
    the Demon King.
[00:17] Nar
    But ever since the previous
    Demon King, Derkila, disappeared,
[00:21] Nar
    the Demon King's throne has been vacant.
[00:26] Nar
    Who will be the next Demon King?
SIGN    The One Who Rules Over the Netherworld
[02:04] All
    "The One Who Rules Over the Netherworld."
[02:16] Iruma
    I'm done!
[02:19] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[02:21] Nar
    He is a human, but he goes to the
    demon school Babyls in the netherworld.
[02:26] Opera
    Well done, Iruma-sama.
[02:28] Iruma
    Thanks, Opera-san.
[02:31] Nar
    Babyls is currently on end of terminus.
[02:33] Nar
    End of terminus is similar to what we call
    "summer vacation" in the human world.
[02:38] Nar
    Iruma was doing everything he could
    to finish his homework toward the end.
[02:42] Iruma
    I was worried about all the
    extra homework we got, but...
[02:46] Opera
    That truly seemed like
    something Kalego-kun would do.
[02:49] Iruma
    Yeah...
[02:52] Nar
    Why did he get so much extra
    homework during the end of terminus?
[02:55] Nar
    Let's rewind a bit.
[02:59] (Flashback) Iruma
    A competition?
[03:00] (Flashback) Clara
    The team who has the most fun wins!
[03:03] (Flashback) Lead
    And the teachers will treat
    the winning team to something!
[03:07] (Flashback) Kalego
    Don't make your own rules, you fools!
[03:09] (Flashback) Kalego
    Very well. I will allow a prize...
[03:13] (Flashback) Kalego
    And the losing team will get double
    homework during their end of terminus.
[03:20] Nar
    And then, at a certain restaurant in town...
[03:24] (Flashback) Sullivan
    In my eyes, the winner of the team
    fun times competition at Walter Park is...
[03:29] (Flashback) Sullivan
    All of the teams!
[03:37] (Flashback) Sullivan
    And, by the way,
    this is your treat, Kalego-kun.
[03:40] (Flashback) Jazz
    Hell yeah!
[03:41] (Flashback) Lead
    Let's eat!
[03:42] (Flashback) Goemon
    I will definitely not hold back!
[03:43] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Thank you, Sensei.
[03:46] (Flashback) Clara
    Eggie-sensei's got deep pockets!
[03:48] (Flashback) Iruma
    This is so good!
[03:50] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    I'm so happy for you, Iruma-sama.
[03:52] (Flashback) Jazz
    Excuse me!
[03:53] (Flashback) Jazz
    I'd like to get another order
    of everything from here to here!
[03:57] (Flashback) Balam
    Are you sure you're going to pay
    for everything, Kalego-kun?
[04:00] (Flashback) Balam
    I'll be happy to pitch in.
[04:02] (Flashback) Kalego
    Oh, I don't mind. If all of them won...
[04:07] (Flashback) Kalego
    that also means they're
    all in last place, too.
[04:13] (Flashback) Kalego
    The teams in last place
    get double the homework,
[04:16] (Flashback) Kalego
    if I remember correctly.
[04:19] (Flashback) Abnormal Class
    Huh?
[04:21] (Flashback) Lead
    H-He pulled one over on us!
[04:23] (Flashback) Elizabetta
    Th-Th-That's awful!
[04:25] (Flashback) Goemon
    We've been deceived!
[04:27] (Flashback) Opera
    Wow...
[04:28] (Flashback) Balam
    Kalego-kun...
SIGN    Malicious!!
[04:35] Iruma
    I'm so happy I finished in time.
[04:38] Opera
    Yes.
[04:40] Opera
    The end of terminus is coming to a close,
[04:41] Opera
    so you will need to get ready
    for the new term soon.
[04:44] Sullivan
    Precisely!
[04:46] Sullivan
    I'm pretty much done with all my work,
    and now you're done with your homework.
[04:50] Sullivan
    We finally have time!
[04:54] Sullivan
    Okay, let's go.
[04:55] Iruma
    Huh?
[04:56] Iruma
    W-Wait! Go where?
[05:07] Iruma
    Wh-Where exactly are we going?
[05:10] Sullivan
    You're going shopping with your grandpa
    for things you'll need for the new term.
[05:14] Iruma
    Shopping?
[05:15] Sullivan
    Oh, right. Iruma-kun, you'll need a disguise.
[05:18] Iruma
    Huh?
[05:19] Sullivan
    Well, you're a celebrity,
    so you're going to stand out!
[05:25] Sullivan
    Detection-warding glasses!
[05:29] Sullivan
    Oh, you look so good in glasses!
[05:32] Sullivan
    Now you won't be recognized,
    and you won't have the press hounding you.
[05:36] Sullivan
    We'll be able to shop in peace.
[05:38] Iruma
    Yeah.
[05:39] Iruma
    I'm going shopping with Grandpa...
    This is my first time.
[05:43] Iruma
    I wonder where we're going.
[05:48] Nar
    Sullivan's mansion is near Babyls.
[05:51] Nar
    Nearby, there's the dormitory
    where the teachers live,
[05:56] Nar
    a park, and a shopping district where
    you can find all kinds of goods...
[06:01] Nar
    Magical Street.
[06:09] Iruma
    Wow!
[06:11] Iruma
    There are so many shops here!
[06:14] Opera
    This is Magical Street.
[06:17] Shop Demon
    Sullivan-sama!
SIGN    Sullivan-sama!
[06:21] Sullivan
    Hello, everyone. How have you all been?
[06:24] Iruma
    Grandpa sure is popular...
[06:26] Demon A
    Sullivan-sama! I saw your
    press conference on TV!
[06:30] Demon B
    Your grandson is amazing.
[06:31] Demon C
    Your grandson isn't with you today?
[06:34] Sullivan
    My grandson's such a wonderful lad.
[06:37] Sullivan
    I couldn't be prouder.
[06:42] Demon D
    Are you one of his attendants?
[06:43] Iruma
    Y-Yes.
[06:45] Iruma
    These detection-warding
    glasses sure work wonders.
[06:50] Opera
    That looks very good on you, Iruma-sama.
[06:52] Iruma
    Y-You think so?
[06:55] Sullivan
    We'll probably need to get
    you a few winter coats.
[06:58] Employee A
    I'd recommend some Devia ones.
[07:01] Employee A
    They're very well made, and you can
    get your wings in and out so easily.
[07:05] Sullivan
    I'll take everything to the left of this.
[07:08] Employee A
    Oh, thank you so much!
[07:09] Iruma
    Wait, wait, wait!
[07:10] Iruma
    That's way too many!
[07:11] Sullivan
    You can have one for
     every day of the week.
[07:16] Hat Shop Employee
    Hats and horn ornaments are in right now!
[07:20] Opera
    Iruma-sama, how about this?
[07:24] Opera
    It's a collar that makes your
    familiar even more obedient.
[07:26] Iruma
    Huh?!
[07:27] Opera
    Shall we get it?
[07:28] Iruma
    I-I don't...
[07:30] Kalego
    Hey.
[07:33] Kalego
    Hey!
[07:35] Kalego
    Hey!
[07:37] Kalego
    He—
[07:38] Iruma
    That's okay.
[07:39] Opera
    I see.
[07:49] Iruma
    There are so many books.
[07:51] Sullivan
    I'll need The Basics of Magic,
    Camiden's Biography, The Secrets of Magic...
SIGN    Right.
SIGN    Yes, yes.
SIGN    Yes, yes, yes.
SIGN    How about a copy of The Demon
    Lord's Prophecies for Dummies
?
[08:01] Sullivan
    I'll take it!
SIGN    Thank you very much.
[08:03] Iruma
    That many?
[08:05] Sullivan
    Once your new term begins,
    you'll have more spells to learn
[08:08] Sullivan
    and more opportunities to use them.
[08:10] Sullivan
    We'll have to practice magic a bit more.
[08:14] Sullivan
    You learned Fractal in class, right?
SIGN    Weight Adjustment (Fractal)
[08:17] Sullivan
    Well? Can you use it now?
[08:20] Iruma
    Y-Yeah.
[08:23] Iruma
    S-Somewhat— Huh?!
[08:27] Sullivan
    If you master it a little better,
    you might be able to fly.
[08:30] Sullivan
    I'm sure you'll need to
    practice quite a bit, though.
[08:35] Iruma
    Oh, right.
[08:36] Iruma
    My senpai in the student council
    also told me to practice magic.
[08:41] Iruma
    I'm gonna practice more!
[08:42] Sullivan
    You just have to get used to it.
[08:44] Sullivan
    Once you can modify it a bit better...
[08:46] Shoplifter
    Whoa, wh-what?
[08:48] Sullivan
    It comes in very handy.
[08:53] Sullivan
    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shoplifting
    is bad, my friend.
SIGN    Hey! He made the books smaller!
SIGN    We're handing you over to the Demon Border Control!
SIGN    Get over here! Walk!
[09:02] Shoplifter
    Damn it!
[09:02] Iruma
    Grandpa, you're amazing!
[09:05] Sullivan
    Really?
SIGN    Thank you so much, Sullivan-sama!
[09:07] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun complimented me!
SIGN    As a token of our gratitude, we'll give you a discount!
[09:09] Customer A
    Sullivan-sama is amazing.
[09:11] Customer B
    But I wonder why Sullivan-sama
    still hasn't become the Demon King.
[09:16] Customer A
    Yeah, he's a Tet and the top candidate
    for the next Demon King.
[09:20] Customer B
    Yeah.
[09:23] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun.
[09:24] Sullivan
    Come on, we're off to the next shop.
[09:26] Iruma
    Oh, sure.
[09:34] Iruma
    It's so cute.
[09:35] Nar
    Mogurin.
[09:36] Nar
    It usually lives underground,
    but loves snuggling in clothes, too.
[09:36] Sullivan
    Click, click! Click, click! Click, click!
[09:40] Iruma
    Hey, that tickles!
[09:45] Nar
    The Black Goat Notebook. Very durable.
[09:48] Opera
    This is an anti-drowsy pen.
[09:51] Iruma
    How does this keep you from getting drowsy?
[09:53] Opera
    If you seem drowsy, it bites you.
[09:55] Pen
    Rawr!
[09:56] Sullivan
    Infinipop!
[09:59] Sullivan
    You can lick and lick
    and it'll never go away.
[10:07] Sullivan
    Whew, what a haul.
[10:09] Sullivan
    Right?
[10:10] Iruma
    Yeah.
[10:11] Iruma
    Thanks, Grandpa. I had so much fun!
[10:15] Sullivan
    Now you're all set for the new term.
[10:18] Iruma
    Everything was so new
    that I didn't know where to look.
[10:21] Opera
    I'll go get the carriage.
[10:23] Sullivan
    Thanks.
[10:27] Sullivan
    You've gotten pretty
    used to the netherworld.
[10:36] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun.
[10:39] Sullivan
    Are you having fun at school?
[10:43] Iruma
    Yeah, I'm having lots of fun!
[10:46] Sullivan
    I see.
[10:48] Sullivan
    The new term should be a lot of fun, too.
[10:51] Sullivan
    There are a lot of events,
    so it'll be exciting.
SIGN    New Term
[10:55] Sullivan
    The first term was basically
    like an orientation.
[10:58] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:59] Iruma
    I-I remember my days being rather intense...
[11:04] Sullivan
    I guess they were for you and
    your friends, for some reason.
[11:06] Iruma
    So there's going to be even more?
[11:09] Sullivan
    Your new term might end
    up a bit chaotic, too.
[11:14] Iruma
    Oh, yeah. Grandpa...
[11:16] Sullivan
    Yes?
[11:20] Iruma
    How do you become the Demon King?
[11:35] Sullivan
    Pardon?
SIGN    Sure
SIGN    Long Ago...
[11:45] Nar
    Long ago...
SIGN    665th Floor
[11:56] (Flashback) Minion A
    Such an intense aura...
[11:58] (Flashback) Minion B
    The Thirteen Crowns are here, and yet...
[12:02] (Flashback) Minion B
    Where did our master go?
[12:04] (Flashback) Minion B
    The Demon King has disappeared.
[12:10] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Derkila-sama.
[12:12] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Derkila-sama.
[12:15] (Flashback) Sullivan
    This is no good.
SIGN    Sullivan in His Youth
[12:18] (Flashback) Sullivan
    I told you today was the Thirteen's Dinner
    with all Thirteen Crowns present.
[12:24] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Yeah, yeah.
[12:26] (Flashback) Delkiller
    I know.
SIGN    The Missing Demon King Derkila
[12:36] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Well, if you knew, that's even worse.
[12:39] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Derkila-sama, you could at least—
[12:41] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Shut up.
[12:43] (Flashback) Delkiller
    All of them just lining up there together...
[12:48] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Do they really think they can run
     the netherworld from some desks?
[12:52] (Flashback) Delkiller
    It's right here!
[12:54] (Flashback) Delkiller
    This is the netherworld I created.
[13:04] (Flashback) Delkiller
    All right.
[13:05] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Summon those Thirteen Crown fools here.
[13:08] (Flashback) Delkiller
    We're going to have our meeting here.
[13:12] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Are you sure it's not because
    you just don't want to move?
[13:15] (Flashback) Delkiller
    You're ruthless, Sacchan.
[13:18] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Just look at this view!
    This is the netherworld I created!
[13:24] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Am I right,
[13:26] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Sacchan?
[13:26] Iruma
    Grandpa.
[13:29] (Flashback) Delkiller
    Sacchan.
[13:29] Iruma
    Grandpa! Grandpa!
[13:34] Iruma
    Are you okay?
[13:36] Sullivan
    Er, you just startled me a bit.
[13:39] Iruma
    Startled you?
[13:41] Sullivan
    But...
[13:43] Sullivan
    To think that you want to
    become the Demon King!
[13:46] Iruma
    Huh?
[13:47] Sullivan
    You should've said so earlier!
[13:48] Iruma
    Wait, wait, wait! No!
[13:50] Iruma
    It's not that I want to be the Demon King!
[13:53] Iruma
    It's just that I heard some demons talking
    about the Demon King when we were in town.
[13:59] Iruma
    They were saying you could become
     the Demon King, but you haven't.
[14:03] Iruma
    So I just wondered why...
[14:05] Iruma
    and what exactly it takes
    to become the Demon King.
[14:09] Sullivan
    Ah...
[14:11] Sullivan
    I see.
[14:13] Sullivan
    You know about the Thirteen Crowns, don't you?
[14:18] Iruma
    Y-Yeah.
[14:19] Iruma
    Opera-san said they are the heroes
    who represent the netherworld.
[14:24] Iruma
    You're one of them, too. Right, Grandpa?
[14:27] Sullivan
    Indeed.
[14:31] Sullivan
    Each of the Thirteen Crowns has been
     around since the age of the Demon King
[14:35] Sullivan
    and each has important responsibilities.
[14:38] Sullivan
    Peace exists in this world because
     the Thirteen Crowns are at its center.
[14:45] Sullivan
    In order to become the Demon King,
    you would need the trust of all thirteen.
[14:50] Iruma
    All of them?
[14:51] Sullivan
    Basically, it's a devi-important responsibility.
[14:54] Sullivan
    The Demon King is the pinnacle
    who rules over all of them, after all.
[14:59] Iruma
    Wow...
[15:00] Iruma
    So the Demon King is in charge
    of most of the netherworld.
[15:04] Iruma
    That seems like a lot of work.
[15:06] Sullivan
    No, no. Not "most."
[15:10] Sullivan
    It's all of it.
[15:15] Sullivan
    Because the Demon King
    is the netherworld itself.
[15:25] Sullivan
    Even if the demons of the
    netherworld talked for decades
[15:29] Sullivan
    and decided to go right,
[15:32] Sullivan
    if the Demon King said...
[15:36] Delkiller
    Go straight.
[15:39] Sullivan
    They would then
[15:42] Sullivan
    create a path that didn't exist.
[15:46] Sullivan
    And...
[15:50] Sullivan
    They would create a river in the sky,
    create a flower field out of magma,
[15:54] Sullivan
    and create the netherworld in his vision.
[15:59] Sullivan
    The Demon King is the world.
    Sublime and absolute.
[16:10] Sullivan
    So, yes...
[16:12] Sullivan
    Looking at the current netherworld...
[16:19] Sullivan
    you can probably imagine what
    kind of demon the previous Demon King,
[16:24] Sullivan
    Derkila, was.
[16:29] Iruma
    He must have been a very fun demon.
[16:33] Sullivan
    Mm.
[16:34] Sullivan
    So I may eventually be able to
    become the Demon King.
[16:38] Sullivan
    Even if I become the Demon King,
    I'm not sure if I could live up to the title, but...
[16:43] Sullivan
    It would probably look like this!
SIGN    Iruma Buns
SIGN    Grandson
    Buns
SIGN    Iruma Street
SIGN    Welcome to My
     Grandson's Town
SIGN    Iruma
SIGN    My Beloved Grandson
SIGN    Grandchild
     Juice
[16:47] Iruma
    What?!
[16:50] Sullivan
    Of course,
[16:52] Sullivan
    I would personally love to see what
    kind of netherworld you would create.
[17:00] Sullivan
    And I would support you
    with everything I have!
[17:02] Sullivan
    I would do anything necessary!
SIGN    Grandson
SIGN    Grandson
[17:04] Sullivan
    Hurray! Hurray! Iruma-kun!
[17:05] Iruma
    No, wait! I don't...
[17:13] Sullivan
    Well, let's head on home.
[17:15] Iruma
    Oh, sure.
[17:17] Opera
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[17:30] Iruma
    If I were the Demon King...
[18:06] Sullivan
    And so, we're all prepared for the new term!
[18:11] Sullivan
    You're going to laze around the house with your
     dear old grandpa for the rest of end of terminus!
[18:15] Opera
    You still have quite of few of
    your usual duties to tend to, sir.
[18:19] Sullivan
    And that's why Gramps
    is going to laze around and
[18:22] Sullivan
    spoil Iruma-kun to death
    and play while doing my duties!
[18:26] Opera
    You just said you were
    going to play. You may not.
[18:29] Sullivan
    Opera, you meanie!
[18:30] Sullivan
    Once the new term starts, there are
    going to be more events, and I'll be busy!
[18:35] Sullivan
    I don't want to be apart from Iruma-kun!
[18:37] Sullivan
    I want to stay with him forever!
[18:41] Sullivan
    You want to laze around with your dear old
    grandpa until the last day, too, don't you?
[18:46] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, sure...
[18:49] Iruma
    The new term...
[18:51] Iruma
    He did say there are going to
    be a lot of events. I'm excited!
[19:01] Iruma
    The Demon King Prophecy Scroll...
[19:04] Iruma
    "He shall make one and all his servants...
[19:08] Iruma
    He shall form blood pacts
    and heal all demonkind.
[19:13] Iruma
    He shall descend from a foreign realm
[19:15] Iruma
    and wear the golden Ring of
    Solomon on his right hand."
[19:23] Iruma
    The Demon King...
[19:35] Iruma
    The Demon King, huh?
[19:40] Iruma
    If... If I were to become the Demon King...
[19:45] Iruma
    I wonder what kind... of netherworld...
[19:54] Alisan
    I'm Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen. I'm a human.
[19:58] Alisan
    I drew a lot of attention to myself
    after the mess at Walter Park,
[20:02] Alisan
    so I'm going to spend the
    rest of my break quietly.
[20:04] Alisan
    Good work.
[20:07] Alisan
    Spend my break quietly...
[20:11] Alisan
    I've got you!
[20:17] Alisan
    Spend my break quietly...
[20:25] Alisan
    Sit down now.
[20:31] Alisan
    You made me horf all of that mana,
[20:35] Alisan
    and you sure seemed to be enjoying
    yourself afterwards, L'il Iru!
[20:39] Alisan
    You sure were getting cozy with someone!
[20:41] Iruma
    Cozy?!
[20:42] Alisan
    You have some nerve! After all
    the suffering I've been through!
[20:46] Alisan
    When did you turn into such a rotten child?!
[20:49] Alisan
    Honestly, what do you want me to do?!
[20:50] Iruma
    I-I really am doing my best!
[20:57] Alisan
    Oh? Oh, really?
[20:59] Iruma
    Yeah...
[21:08] Iruma
    Today's the first day of the new term!
[21:11] Iruma
    Grandpa! Opera-san! I'm heading out!
[21:14] Sullivan
    You look great in your
    new outfit, Iruma-kun!
[21:15] Opera
    Have a wonderful day.
[21:17] Opera
    You'll be going, too, sir.
[21:19] Sullivan
    I know!
[21:21] Asmodeus
    Good morning, Iruma-sama!
[21:23] Clara
    Iruma-chi, good morning!
[21:26] Iruma
    Good morning, Azz-kun and Clara!
[21:28] Iruma
    Let's go!
[21:29] Clara
    Yeah!
[21:29] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[21:30] Clara
    Our homework sure is heavy. Vroom, vroom.
[21:32] Iruma
    It sure is.
[21:32] Iruma
    I'm Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen. I'm a human.
[21:33] Asmodeus
    I shall carry it for you.
[21:35] Iruma
    I'm fine.
[21:36] Asmodeus
    But...
[21:37] Iruma
    I go to the demon school Babyls.
[21:41] Iruma
    Today's our first day of the new term!
[21:54] Iruma
    Humans only exist to be our food
[22:02] Iruma
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[22:10] Iruma
    Tremble at the sound
    of black wings as we take flight
[22:22] Iruma
    For we are demons
[22:26] Iruma
    As this song pours forth from our red lips
[22:34] Iruma
    Scream for us, for we are demons
[22:42] Iruma
    We strive to strengthen our
    evil tendencies in our fortress
[22:50] Iruma
    Its name is Babyls
[22:54] Iruma
    A school in a league of its own
[22:58] Iruma
    Give your soul, blood, flesh, and all
[23:03] Iruma
    May we strive to achieve
    the pinnacle of the demons
[23:17] Kalego
    Today is the first day of your new term.
[23:20] Lead
    Right.
[23:20] Students
    Right.
[23:21] Sabro
    Indeed.
[23:21] Clara
    Right.
[23:21] Asmodeus
    Right.
[23:30] Scroll
    Babyls special class order!
[23:34] Lead
    It's so loud!
[23:38] Scroll
    The Misfit Class must all become Dalet rank
    before becoming second-years!
[23:45] Nar
    Dalet is the borderline
    rank right before graduation.
[23:51] Nar
    To require first-years to achieve
    that rank is abnormal indeed.
[23:58] Scroll
    If you fail this order, you will immediately
     be ejected from the Royal One!
[24:06] All
    What?!
[24:10] Nar
    Will Iruma and his friends be able to
    avoid being thrown out of the Royal One?
[24:19] Nar
    We will tell you that story another time.