Season 1

E1 - Iruma-kun from Demon School

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[00:00] Sullivan
    
[00:00] Sullivan
    
[00:06] Nar
    The netherworld.
[00:08] ---
    The realm where demons live.
[00:10] Nar
    And the king that rules
    over the netherworld is...
[00:13] ---
    the Demon King.
[00:17] Nar
    But the Demon King's throne
    has been vacant for some time.
[00:24] Nar
    Who will be the next Demon King?
[02:03] All
    "Iruma-kun from Demon School."
SIGN    Iruma-kun from Demon School
[02:18] Guy
    Iruma!
[02:19] ---
    I'm leaving this to you!
[02:20] ---
    Don't let it fall apart!
[02:21] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[02:22] Guy
    If it falls apart, I'm docking half your pay!
[02:26] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, fourteen years old.
[02:28] Nar
    He is being forced to work
    on a tuna fishing boat.
[02:31] Nar
    To put it simply,
[02:33] ---
    his parents are scumbags who refuse to work,
[02:35] ---
    so he has to work instead.
[02:38] Iruma
    I won't be able to get by
    with only half my pay!
[02:40] Iruma
    Huh?
[02:43] Iruma
    Holy crap!
[02:58] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:04] Iruma
    Huh? Wha?
[03:13] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:15] Iruma
    Huh?!
SIGN    Sold
[03:20] Iruma
    Sold?!
[03:22] Iruma
    Wh-Wh-What... What's going on?
[03:34] Iruma
    Whoa!
[03:35] Iruma
    Wh-Where are we?
[03:38] ---
    Who are you?
[03:42] Iruma
    Wh-What?
[03:48] Sullivan
    I made it so you can understand
     the demon language.
[03:50] Sullivan
    Suzuki Iruma,
[03:52] ---
    this is the netherworld.
[03:54] Iruma
    Netherworld?
[03:55] Sullivan
    It's the realm of demons.
[03:56] Iruma
    Demo—
[03:58] ---
    I can understand you.
[04:00] Sullivan
    Yes, I did put a spell on you.
[04:02] Iruma
    A-A spell?
[04:04] Sullivan
    Well, of course I can use spells.
     I'm a demon.
[04:08] Iruma
    A demon?!
[04:09] Sullivan
    Indeed, a demon.
[04:11] ---
    My name is Sullivan.
[04:13] Sullivan
    Iruma,
[04:15] ---
    your parents sold your soul to me.
[04:22] Iruma
    My parents sold my soul to a demon?
[04:24] Iruma
    They would never—
[04:27] Iruma
    Actually, yes, they would...
[04:31] Iruma
    What's that?
[04:32] Sullivan
    That is my mansion.
[04:37] Iruma
    Wh-What are you going to do with me?!
[04:43] Iruma
    Huh?
[04:47] Sullivan
    Won't you be my grandson?
[04:53] Iruma
    Huh?
[04:54] Sullivan
    You see, I've been single all this time.
[04:56] Sullivan
    It's always been my dream
    to have a grandchild!
[05:00] Sullivan
    A grandchild?
[05:02] Sullivan
    I've been so jealous of Levy and Belial
    bragging about their grandkids!
[05:06] Sullivan
    I'll buy you anything you want,
    and I'll spoil you to death!
[05:09] Sullivan
    So please? Please?
[05:10] ---
    You'll be my grandson, right?
[05:12] Iruma
    B-But I was sold to you, right?
[05:15] ---
    Do I even have the right to decline?
[05:16] Sullivan
    I'll respect your wishes.
[05:18] ---
    You can say no if you really want to!
[05:21] Iruma
    Wh-What should I do?
[05:24] Iruma
    In all my years...
[05:25] ---
    I've never refused anyone!
[05:28] Nar
    Indeed.
[05:29] ---
    Suzuki Iruma is a complete pushover.
[05:34] (Flashback) Guy
    You can handle this yourself.
[05:35] (Flashback) Iruma
    Yes, of course.
[05:37] Nar
    Whenever he's asked to do something...
[05:38] (Flashback) Grams
    I'm so sorry to trouble you.
[05:40] (Flashback) Iruma
    Oh, don't worry about it!
[05:42] Nar
    And even when he isn't asked at all...
[05:44] Iruma
    Don't worry about chasing me!
[05:46] Nar
    Even in ridiculous situations...
[05:49] Nar
    He will accept anything
    and can't decline.
[05:51] Nar
    He's such a pushover
    that even he finds it sad.
[05:55] Iruma
    But, I mean...
[05:56] ---
    This situation is pretty insane.
[05:58] ---
    Most people would say no, right?
[06:00] Iruma
    I-If it's okay for me to say no...
[06:03] Iruma
    U-Um, I—
[06:04] Sullivan
    However!
[06:06] Sullivan
    That's exactly why I'm putting
    all I have into this request!
[06:08] Sullivan
    I beg of you!
[06:09] ---
    Think of it as helping out
    a dying old man, Iruma-kun!
[06:13] Sullivan
    Please!
[06:14] Nar
    Words that Iruma stands no chance against...
SIGN    Please
[06:18] Nar
    Number 1: "please."
[06:19] Nar
    Number 2: "help."
SIGN    Help
SIGN    I beg of you
[06:22] Nar
    Number 3: "I beg of you."
SIGN    Contract
SIGN    Contractor Suzuki Iruma
[06:27] Iruma
    I just became a demon's grandson...
[06:29] Nar
    Iruma has the habit of
    just accepting anything
[06:32] ---
    after living through
    fourteen years of misfortune.
[06:35] Sullivan
    Well, now that that's settled...
[06:40] Iruma
    Wh-Wh-What is all this?
[06:42] Sullivan
    Well, you're my precious first grandchild!
[06:44] Sullivan
    Your food, clothing, shelter, and...
[06:47] Iruma
    Wh-What is this?
[06:49] Sullivan
    Your education!
[06:51] Sullivan
    You look so perfect! And adorable!
[06:53] Sullivan
    I'm going to enroll you in a demon school.
[06:57] Iruma
    A demon school?
[06:59] Sullivan
    You were forced to start working at
    a young age because of your parents
[07:02] ---
    and didn't really get
    to go to school, right?
[07:05] Sullivan
    But have no fear!
[07:06] Sullivan
    All the paperwork's been taken care of!
[07:08] Sullivan
    I am your grandpa, after all!
[07:09] Iruma
    Grandpa...?
[07:11] Sullivan
    That sounds so wonderful! "Grandpa!"
[07:14] Sullivan
    Let's take a picture together
    on your first day!
[07:16] Iruma
    Uh, wait...
[07:17] Sullivan
    There's never been a human
    enrolled in this school,
[07:20] ---
    but you won't be eaten as long as
    they don't find out you're human!
[07:23] Iruma
    They're going to eat me if they find out?!
[07:25] Sullivan
    Sploosh!
[07:27] Sullivan
    Thanks to this perfume, you don't smell
    like a human anymore, so don't worry.
[07:31] Iruma
    Um, you know, I'm actually...
[07:33] Sullivan
    I'm so relieved you're such
    a good kid, Iruma-kun.
[07:36] Iruma
    Huh?
[07:36] Sullivan
    If you had declined...
[07:39] Sullivan
    I'd have no choice but to have
    you for dinner tonight.
[07:44] Sullivan
    Oh, what were you saying?
[07:45] Iruma
    Uh, nothing!
[07:46] Sullivan
    This is your room as of today.
[07:49] Iruma
    My room?
[07:50] Sullivan
    You'll have to get up early
    tomorrow for your first day.
[07:52] Sullivan
    Make sure you get plenty of sleep.
[07:54] Sullivan
    Goodnight.
[07:56] Iruma
    U-Um...
[08:01] Opera
    You take your whims too far.
[08:03] Sullivan
    Opera.
[08:04] Opera
    You could've adopted all
    the demons you wanted.
[08:07] Opera
    Why would you bother adopting
    a human as your grandson?
[08:10] Opera
    What were you thinking?
[08:13] Sullivan
    Nothing, really.
[08:16] Sullivan
    You'll understand someday, Opera.
[08:20] Sullivan
    I'm so excited for tomorrow!
[08:28] Iruma
    My own room...
[08:31] Iruma
    I've never had one before.
[08:33] Iruma
    My whole life has just been hell, really.
[08:45] Iruma
    It's like a dream...
[08:46] ---
    What a weird dream.
[08:58] Iruma
    It wasn't a dream!
[09:01] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun! Good morning!
[09:04] Sullivan
    Did you sleep well last night?
[09:08] Sullivan
    Oh, I'm so happy!
    My grandson's first day of school!
[09:11] Sullivan
    Picture time!
[09:12] ---
    Iruma-kun, stand right next to that.
[09:14] Iruma
    N-Next to this?
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[09:18] Iruma
    "Entrance ceremony"?
[09:20] Iruma
    I can read it!
[09:21] ---
    This must be another one
    of Sulli— Grandpa's spells.
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[09:30] Sullivan
    Oh, I'm so happy!
[09:32] ---
    My grandson's first day of school!
[09:34] Sullivan
    His first little bag!
[09:35] ---
    So innocent! So pure!
[09:38] Iruma
    U-Um,
[09:39] ---
    you're Opera-san, right?
[09:42] Iruma
    So, this school...
[09:44] Opera
    Look over there.
[10:03] Sullivan
    That is the demon school Babyls.
SIGN    Sure
[10:29] Johnny
    Good morning, everyone!
[10:30] ---
    Good morning.
[10:31] Johnny
    I can't hear you!
[10:32] Students
    Good morning!
[10:34] Sullivan
    All right.
[10:35] ---
    I have to go get ready, so I'm taking off.
[10:37] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:39] Iruma
    U-Um, what about you, Opera-san?
[10:41] Opera
    Have a good day.
[10:43] Iruma
    Th-Thanks.
[10:47] Johnny
    Hey, you.
[10:49] Iruma
    M-Me?
[10:50] (Flashback) Sullivan
    You won't be eaten as long as
    they don't find out you're human!
[10:53] Iruma
    I-I'm going to get eat—
[10:55] Johnny
    The auditorium is that way.
[10:56] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[10:58] ---
    I'm sorry!
[10:59] Iruma
    Thank goodness!
[11:00] ---
    They didn't figure out I'm human!
[11:05] Quiche
    Is something the matter, President?
[11:07] Ameri
    No, it's nothing.
[11:11] Blushenko
    What is the meaning of this?
[11:13] Sabro
    I'm testing out my skills
    before the entrance ceremony!
[11:16] Sabro
    If I defeat a teacher, my name
    will be known far and wide!
[11:19] Sabro
    Strength is everything!
[11:20] Blushenko
    I see. You're a complete idiot.
[11:28] Demon 1
    Hey, doesn't something
    smell really good?
[11:34] Iruma
    Don't stand out... Don't stand out!
[11:37] Eiko
    I hope we're in the same class!
[11:39] Gaako
    Right? I'm so nervous!
[11:41] Iruma
    Hey, a normal conversation.
[11:43] Clara
    Mami! Uu-chan! Konchie!
[11:45] ---
    Keebow! Sin Sin! Ran Ran!
[11:47] Iruma
    Maybe this is just a
    normal school after all...
[11:49] Kalego
    Silence.
[11:57] Iruma
    Is that a teacher?
[11:59] ---
    He's super scary!
[12:01] Dali
    Thank you for waiting.
[12:03] Dali
    It is 6:06 AM.
[12:05] Dali
    We will now formally begin the entrance
    ceremony for the demon school Babyls.
[12:09] Baraki
    All rise!
[12:11] Baraki
    It's time to sing the school song.
SIGN    Humans only exist to be our food
SIGN    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[12:24] Iruma
    I'm just air... air... air...
SIGN    Tremble at the sound of
    black wings as we take flight
SIGN    For we are demons
SIGN    As this song pours forth from our red lips
[12:52] Iruma
    I need to do everything
    I can not to stand out...
SIGN    Scream for us, for we are demons
[13:05] Dali
    Next, a greeting from our chair-demon.
[13:07] Students
    Yeah! Our future Demon King!
[13:09] Iruma
    Demon King? You mean...
    the king of the demons?
[13:11] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[13:13] Sullivan
    It's me! Grandpa!
[13:15] Iruma
    He's the chair-demon!
[13:16] Students
    Iruma?
[13:17] Students
    The chair-demon's grandkid?
[13:19] Sullivan
    Yes, indeed!
[13:21] Sullivan
    My grandson now goes to this school!
[13:23] Sullivan
    He's just so adorable!
[13:27] Iruma
    Please don't say anything weird!
[13:29] Sullivan
    And this is the photo that I just took...
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[13:33] Sullivan
    with my grandson!
[13:35] Iruma
    My cover is immediately blown!
[13:36] Students
    That's him?
[13:37] Students
    His grandson, Iruma?
[13:38] Sullivan
    I'll make sure everyone gets a copy later!
[13:38] Students
    Looks just like him.
[13:39] Students
    He does?
[13:40] Iruma
    No one wants that!
[13:42] Sullivan
    Okay, that's all I had to say, so...
[13:45] Sullivan
    Bye!
[13:48] Dali
    Next, we have a greeting from the
    representative of the new students.
[13:51] Students
    Isn't that the guy who scored the
    highest on the entrance exam?
[13:51] Girl
    He got a perfect score!
[13:53] Students
    Seriously? Is he a genius?
[13:54] Dali
    The representative of the new
    students, Asmodeus-kun.
[13:58] Konatsu
    He's so cool.
[13:59] Haruno
    So that's him...
[14:00] Azuki
    I want him to curse me!
[14:02] Dosanko
    Hm... I guess he passes.
[14:04] Dali
    Huh? What?
[14:04] Iruma
    Everyone's attention is shifting to him...
[14:05] ---
    Giving the greeting in his place is...
[14:08] Dali
    The honor student, Iruma-kun.
[14:10] Iruma
    Why, though?!
[14:11] Students
    Huh?
[14:12] Students
    What the heck?
[14:13] Students
    Iruma?
[14:14] Students
    He's doing it?
[14:16] Iruma
    I knew it!
[14:18] Dali
    Iruma-kun, please come to the stage.
[14:22] Dosanko
    He's just a baby.
[14:30] Students
    Look.
[14:31] Students
    He's in front of a crowd this
    big and not even flinching.
[14:34] Students
    He's got guts.
[14:36] Iruma
    This is so sudden that I can't
    even move a millimeter!
[14:38] Dali
    If you would give your greeting now.
[14:40] Iruma
    Greeting?
[14:42] ---
    How am I even supposed to...
SIGN    I send this message to you so that you won't trip and fall throughout your upcoming school days. Love, Grandpa
[14:48] Sign
    I send this message to you so that
[14:50] Sign
    you won't trip and fall throughout
    your upcoming school days.
SIGN    Aberuhauke Tarutoudari Iusabebe Risutouru Aburuze Sutoumanu Aberuge Uru Mahoraba Tsurezaza
[14:55] Sign
    Love, Grandpa.
[14:56] Iruma
    Huh?
[14:57] ---
    A-Am I just supposed to read this?
[14:59] Iruma
    Ugh, I'm just going to have to read it!
[15:04] Iruma
    Aberuhauke...
SIGN    Aberuhauke
[15:12] Iruma
    Tarutoudari... Iusabebe...
SIGN    Tarutoudari
SIGN    Iusabebe
[15:24] Iruma
    Huh? The mood seems to have changed...
[15:27] Iruma
    Risutouru... Aburuze...
SIGN    Risutouru
SIGN    Aburuze
[15:29] Iruma
    Sutoumanu...
SIGN    Sutoumanu
[15:31] Iruma
    Aberuge...
SIGN    Aberuge
[15:35] Iruma
    Uru...
SIGN    Uru
[15:39] Iruma
    Mahoraba...
SIGN    Mahoraba
[15:43] Iruma
    Tsurezaza.
SIGN    Tsurezaza
[15:53] Students
    No way!
[15:54] Students
    Holy crap!
[15:55] Students
    Seriously?!
[15:56] Students
    He did it!
[15:56] Students
    He said all of it!
[15:58] Students
    What the hell, man?!
[15:58] Dali
    Hey!
[16:00] Dali
    You can't just go chanting
    forbidden spells like that!
[16:02] Iruma
    Forb— Wha?
[16:04] Dali
    They're taboo!
[16:05] ---
    If you were to stutter or read it wrong,
[16:07] ---
    your body could've exploded!
[16:08] Dali
    Everybody knows that!
[16:10] Iruma
    First I've heard of this!
[16:11] Iruma
    I-I had no idea it was so dangerous!
[16:14] Dali
    That was so dangerous and crazy...
[16:17] Dali
    and totally awesome!
[16:19] Iruma
    Wha?!
[16:20] Dali
    Only a complete idiot
    would say that spell,
[16:22] Dali
    or a demon who doesn't know
    better or isn't scared of dying.
[16:25] Iruma
    B-By the way, what exactly does that spell do?
[16:29] Dali
    If it actually works,
[16:30] ---
    you won't trip and fall for the whole day!
[16:32] Iruma
    That's it?
[16:40] Asmodeus
    My name is Asmodeus Alice.
[16:43] Iruma
    H-Hi...
[16:48] Iruma
    Wh-Why is this happening?
[16:51] Students
    I heard the head of the class and the
    honor student are dueling in the courtyard!
[16:54] Girl
    This should be good!
[16:56] Iruma
    A-Am I... going to be eaten?
[16:59] Asmodeus
    I was supposed to give that greeting.
[17:03] Asmodeus
    The punishment for stealing
    that spotlight from me is death!
SIGN    Asmodeus Alice
[17:08] Nar
    Asmodeus Alice.
[17:10] Nar
    A demon who is a master of fire spells.
[17:13] Iruma
    Huh?
[17:14] Asmodeus
    And since you stole
    that spotlight from me,
[17:17] ---
    I have the right to see if
    you are truly worthy of it!
[17:22] Asmodeus
    Don't you think?
[17:25] Iruma
    Th-They're enjoying this!
[17:27] Asmodeus
    Now, prove to me that you
[17:31] Asmodeus
    are superior to me...
[17:33] Asmodeus
    with your body!
[17:41] Students
    That's Asmodeus for you!
[17:43] ---
    No other newbie could
    handle fireballs like that!
[17:46] Students
    He's amazing, but...
[17:48] Students
    Yeah... He hasn't hit him once.
[17:50] Iruma
    Hey, wai—
[17:53] Iruma
    Please calm down!
[17:58] Asmodeus
    Why, you...
[18:05] Asmodeus
    I-I can't hit him?!
[18:16] Nar
    Iruma managed to dodge every
    single attack for twenty minutes.
[18:21] Asmodeus
    Why can't I hit you?!
[18:23] Iruma
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[18:26] Nar
    Why was such a feat possible?
[18:29] Nar
    It's because he's unfortunate.
[18:32] Nar
    After being put through endless
    hell by his brainless parents,
[18:35] Nar
    he became a master of dodging anything
[18:39] Nar
    dangerous, scary, or painful.
[18:42] Iruma
    Now's my chance!
[18:43] ---
    I need to apologize.
[18:45] Nar
    His attack points may be zero,
[18:47] ---
    but his defense is infinite.
[18:48] Nar
    This power...
[18:50] Nar
    If we were to give it a name,
SIGN    Overwhelming Crisis Evasion Capability
[18:51] Nar
    it'd be "Overwhelming Crisis
    Evasion Capability."
[18:54] Iruma
    U-Um, I'm really sorry—
[18:56] Students
    Iruma's awesome.
[18:57] Iruma
    Huh?
[18:58] Students
    He hasn't attacked him once yet.
[19:01] Students
    Wait.
[19:01] ---
    Is he saying he's not worth his time?
[19:05] Asmodeus
    Are you saying...
[19:07] Asmodeus
    I'm not even worth attacking?
[19:09] Iruma
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[19:11] Iruma
    I'm nothing more than
    an insignificant bug!
[19:15] Students
    That means you're less than a bug!
[19:18] Students
    Why don't you run away, you coward?
[19:20] Students
    Yeah! You tell him!
[19:21] Iruma
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[19:24] Asmodeus
    I will not abide such insults!
[19:27] Asmodeus
    If magic won't work,
[19:29] ---
    I'll take you down using martial arts!
[19:32] Asmodeus
    I'll tear you apart!
[19:35] Nar
    He can use his opponent's
    strength to parry their attacks.
[19:38] Nar
    Another part of his Overwhelming
    Crisis Evasion Capability.
[19:42] Gaako
    Eiko!
[19:44] Iruma
    Watch out!
[19:46] Iruma
    We're gonna fall!
[19:52] (Flashback) Dali
    If it actually works,
[19:53] (Flashback) ---
    you won't trip and fall for the whole day!
[19:55] Quiche
    What's happening?
[19:57] Johnny
    A duel on the first day of school?
[19:59] Quiche
    What's going on?!
[20:01] Nar
    Those who witnessed the duel
    that day would later say...
[20:07] Nar
    "Yes, it was an absolutely perfect
[20:10] Nar
    German suplex."
[20:18] Iruma
    I'm finished...
SIGN    Chanting a Forbidden Spell at the Entrance Ceremony?!
SIGN    Gave the Head of the Class a Concussion!
[20:23] Student A
    "Chanting a forbidden spell
    at the entrance ceremony."
SIGN    School Paper
[20:26] Student A
    "Gave the head of
    the class a concussion."
[20:28] Student A
    "Behold, the thoroughbred honor
    student Iruma's amazing attack!"
SIGN    Wickedness
[20:32] Student
    Iruma's awesome!
[20:33] Student
    That honor student's insane!
[20:33] Student
    Asmodeus-sama looks amazing
    even when he's defeated!
[20:34] Student
    I heard he saved a girl.
[20:36] Sullivan
    I'd expect nothing less from my grandson.
SIGN    Chair-Demon's Office
[20:39] Sullivan
    You have a bright future ahead!
[20:41] Iruma
    What should I do?
[20:41] Sullivan
    You're so adorable!
[20:42] ---
    I did something awful!
[20:42] Sullivan
    I just can't! You're too adorable!
[20:44] ---
    I have to apologi—
[20:47] Iruma
    Eek!
[20:51] Iruma
    A-Asmodeus-kun...
[21:01] Asmodeus
    I am at your service, Iruma-sama!
[21:04] Iruma
    Huh?
[21:05] Asmodeus
    There is nothing I can say.
[21:06] ---
    I completely and utterly
    lost our duel earlier.
[21:10] Asmodeus
    On top of that,
[21:11] Asmodeus
    I was informed that you carried
    me to the infirmary.
[21:14] Asmodeus
    I, Asmodeus, was
    moved beyond words.
[21:19] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, I...
[21:21] Asmodeus
    Demon law dictates that the
     loser must serve the victor.
[21:25] Asmodeus
    Therefore...
[21:30] Asmodeus
    I give my all to you
[21:32] ---
    and will aide you in ruling
    over this school, Iruma-sama!
[21:35] Iruma
    What?!
[21:36] ---
    Wait a minute...
[21:37] Asmodeus
    First, let's make the entire
    student body your servants.
[21:42] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, who shall I slay first?
[21:45] Asmodeus
    Please give me your orders.
[21:46] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun,
[21:48] ---
    can I make this the main picture
    on the school's website?
[21:50] Iruma
    Please don't!
[21:52] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[21:54] Nar
    Enrolled at the demon school Babyls.
[21:56] Nar
    Has now acquired one subordinate.
[21:59] Iruma
    No!
[23:31] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:35] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! Please
    ask me to do anything!
[23:38] Iruma
    Sure...
[23:38] ---
    But I don't need anything right now!
[23:40] Eiko
    Iruma-san saved me.
[23:43] Eiko
    I want to thank him,
[23:44] ---
    and maybe even get closer to him.
[23:46] Eiko
    Irum—
[23:48] Iruma
    I-Is something wrong?
[23:50] Asmodeus
    I just felt a presence.
[23:51] Eiko
    Scary...
[23:52] ---
    He's so scary, oh my gosh, he's scary.
[23:54] Nar
    Will she be able to thank Iruma?
[23:57] Nar
    You can do it, Eiko-chan!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Iruma
    I never dreamed I'd become a demon's
    grandson and start going to demon school.
[24:05] Iruma
    Uh, Asmodeus-kun?
[24:06] ---
    You don't have to bow so low!
[24:08] Iruma
    I don't need a piggyback ride!
[24:10] ---
    I can walk just fine.
[24:11] Iruma
    What? Carry me instead?
[24:12] ---
    No, that's not the point...
[24:13] Iruma
    I don't need to ride on your shoulders, either!
[24:15] Iruma
    Put me down!
[24:16] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:18] Iruma
    "Familiars Summoned."
[24:20] Iruma
    Wait...
[24:21] ---
    I'm human. I can't summon anything!
[24:23] Iruma
    What should I do?!
SIGN    End

E2 - Familiars Summoned!

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SIGN    School Paper
[00:11] Kalego
    Today, we will begin the ritual for
     new students to summon their familiars.
[00:17] Kalego
    You'd better be prepared,
[00:20] Kalego
    Iruma.
[00:25] Nar
    The netherworld.
[00:26] Nar
    The realm where demons live.
[00:29] Nar
    And the king that rules
    over the netherworld is...
[00:32] Nar
    the Demon King.
[00:34] Nar
    But the Demon King's throne
    has been vacant for some time.
[00:42] Nar
    Who will be the next Demon King?
SIGN    Familiars Summoned!
[02:21] All
    "Familiars Summoned!"
[02:27] Mom
    You're such a good boy, Iruma.
    You always do what we say.
[02:32] Dad
    Iruma, could you carry these for me?
[02:35] Iruma
    Sure!
[02:36] Dad
    After that, could you clean this up?
[02:38] Iruma
    Sure!
[02:40] Mom
    Could you clean the bathroom, too?
[02:42] Iruma
    Yeah, sure!
[02:43] Dad
    You're such a good boy, Iruma.
[02:45] Dad
    In that case...
[02:47] Both
    Do you mind if we sell
    you off to a demon?
[02:51] Iruma
    Su—
[02:54] Iruma
    Of course that's not okay!
[03:01] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:04] Iruma
    Oh...
[03:06] ---
    That's right... I...
[03:09] Sullivan
    Good morning!
[03:11] ---
    My precious little grandson, Iruma-kun!
[03:14] Sullivan
    Your grandpa's here!
SIGN    Sullivan
[03:16] Nar
    This is Sullivan.
[03:18] ---
    He is a demon.
[03:19] Iruma
    G-Good morning, um... Grandpa?
[03:24] Sullivan
    I love the sound of that!
[03:27] Iruma
    I became a demon's grandson.
[03:30] Nar
    This is Suzuki Iruma, fourteen years old.
[03:32] Nar
    He's a pitiful boy who was sold off
    to a demon by his stupid parents.
[03:38] Sullivan
    Did you sleep well?
[03:40] Iruma
    Yes.
[03:41] Sullivan
    No need to hold back.
    Eat as much as you'd like.
[03:44] ---
    You're still a growing boy.
[03:46] Iruma
    Okay.
[03:48] Iruma
    It takes a little courage to try
    the cooking in the netherworld...
[03:52] Iruma
    But it's really good.
[03:58] Iruma
    To think that I can actually
    take the time to enjoy a meal...
[04:01] Iruma
    This might be the first time ever.
[04:04] Iruma
    This is delicious.
[04:05] Iruma
    I need to eat
[04:07] Iruma
    while I still can.
SIGN    Hell Grey Tea
[04:11] Opera
    Here is some Hell Grey tea.
[04:12] Iruma
    Oh, thank you very much.
[04:15] Sullivan
    Today is your first day of classes.
[04:19] Nar
    Indeed.
[04:20] ---
    Iruma is now attending the demon
    school Babyls as Sullivan's grandson.
[04:27] Iruma
    I-I don't want to go...
[04:29] Iruma
    Because if they find out I'm human,
[04:31] ---
    the demons might eat me!
[04:35] Iruma
    U-Um, can I discuss something with you?
[04:38] Iruma
    It's about school...
[04:39] Sullivan
    Oh, before that.
[04:41] Opera
    Yes, sir.
[04:44] Sullivan
    Lookie, lookie!
[04:45] ---
    I splurged a bit to celebrate
    you starting school!
[04:47] Iruma
    Huh? This is for me?
[04:49] Iruma
    But you already gave me so much yesterday...
[04:54] Sullivan
    Oh, that was just to celebrate
    me getting my first grandson!
[04:57] Sullivan
    This is to celebrate you starting school!
[05:00] Iruma
    The epitome of a helicopter parent!
[05:02] Sullivan
    Ta-da!
[05:03] ---
    Opera and I even added some embroidery!
[05:06] ---
    Well? What do you think?
[05:07] Iruma
    I-It's lovely...
[05:10] Sullivan
    I'm not used to doing embroidery,
    so it was quite exhausting,
[05:12] ---
    but it was so much fun!
[05:16] Sullivan
    And this!
[05:18] Sullivan
    Here's your hellraiser clock so you can
    get up in the morning without being late.
SIGN    Hellraiser Clock
[05:28] Sullivan
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[05:33] Iruma
    Uh... Er, I...
[05:36] ---
    About school...
[05:38] Sullivan
    What about school?
[05:40] Iruma
    W-Well... I...
[05:42] Sullivan
    You?
[05:49] Iruma
    I... want to go.
[05:55] Nar
    Yes.
[05:56] ---
    Suzuki Iruma is a total pushover.
[06:01] Iruma
    Okay, I'm off.
[06:04] Sullivan
    Have a good day!
[06:06] Opera
    Please be careful.
[06:08] Sullivan
    Okay, now we follow him.
[06:11] Sullivan
    I have to get his first
    walk to school on video.
[06:13] Opera
    You'll be working from home today.
[06:16] Sullivan
    Hey, wait! Opera!
[06:23] Song
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all...
[06:29] Song
    Tremble at the sound of...
[06:36] Ameri
    Good morning.
[06:37] All
    Good morning, Class President.
[06:40] Dosanko
    The breeze feels lovely again this morning.
[06:43] Quiche
    Man, I don't even know what to do.
[06:46] Sunny
    What happened next?
[06:47] Sunny
    C'mon, you guys...
[06:48] Ameri
    No idle chit-chat!
[06:49] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:50] Ameri
    Listen well. You are demons.
[06:52] ---
    Speak in a tone that intimidates the listener!
[06:55] Ameri
    Projection is the basis of
    intimidation! Don't slack off!
[06:57] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:59] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:01] Ameri
    Continue.
[07:02] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:05] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:05] Random
    Today's the familiar-summoning ritual!
[07:08] Random B
    I wonder what my familiar will be...
[07:08] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:09] Random C
    I'm so excited!
[07:11] Iruma
    I wonder if they're from the student council.
[07:14] All
    Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
[07:14] Iruma
    I need to do everything
    I can to not be noticed.
[07:16] Asmodeus
    Good morning, Iruma-sama!
[07:19] Asmodeus
    I've been waiting for you for
    six hours and six minutes!
[07:22] Iruma
    Good... morning, Asmodeus-kun.
[07:25] Iruma
    Wait, six hours?!
[07:27] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[07:28] ---
    Quietly, within the pitch
    black of the witching hour.
[07:31] Iruma
    Asmodeus-kun!
[07:32] ---
    There's seriously no need for that!
[07:34] Asmodeus
    Is that so?
[07:36] Asmodeus
    Oh, please, just call me "Azz."
[07:40] Iruma
    Azz... kun?
[07:42] Asmodeus
    Yes. Allow me to carry your bag for you.
[07:44] Iruma
    Oh, you don't need to do that!
[07:46] Random D
    That's the honor student, Iruma.
[07:48] Random F
    Did you see the paper?
[07:49] Random E
    I guess he really did make the
    head of the class his servant.
[07:52] Iruma
    I already made myself stand out...
[07:55] Iruma
    So... where are we going again?
[07:58] Asmodeus
    You're in the same group as me, Iruma-sama.
[08:01] Asmodeus
    Group?
[08:02] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[08:04] Asmodeus
    They will divide the 163 new
    students into a number of groups,
[08:08] Asmodeus
    and we'll prepare until classes begin.
[08:11] Asmodeus
    It can't just happen all at once.
[08:13] Iruma
    I see.
[08:15] Asmodeus
    Today, we have the familiar-summoning ritual.
[08:18] Asmodeus
    Let us go to the Familiars' Hall.
[08:21] Iruma
    Familiars?
[08:22] Asmodeus
    It is a tradition here at Babyls.
[08:24] Asmodeus
    After entering the school,
[08:25] ---
    each student summons a magical beast
    and makes it their subordinate.
[08:29] Iruma
    And that's a familiar?
[08:31] Asmodeus
    The student's rank will be determined by
[08:34] ---
    the magical beast they are able to summon.
[08:36] Asmodeus
    Climbing those ranks leads
    to academic success at Babyls.
[08:42] Iruma
    Oh, I see.
[08:45] Iruma
    I wonder if familiars eat humans...
[08:55] Iruma
    Th-This is sort of nerve-racking.
[08:58] Asmodeus
    These results will also determine
    what class you'll be in.
[09:02] Iruma
    Really?
[09:04] Asmodeus
    And the person who will be guiding
    us through this is quite famous.
[09:11] Asmodeus
    Although he's strict and frightening...
[09:13] Eiko
    Iruma-sa—
[09:22] Iruma
    It's that super scary teacher.
[09:24] Kalego
    Silence.
SIGN    Naberius Kalego
[09:28] Kalego
    I am Naberius Kalego, your advisor.
[09:32] Kalego
    I am always in charge of this ritual.
[09:34] Kalego
    Why?
[09:36] ---
    Because I am dignified at all times.
[09:39] Kalego
    I will determine whether you lot
    are useless trash or useful trash.
[09:45] Kalego
    For example...
[09:47] Kalego
    If a piece of trash used the spotlight his
    grandfather gave him to chant a vulgar spell
[09:52] Kalego
    and then had the nerve to cause such a
    ruckus right afterward on the same day...
[09:57] Kalego
    That'd be immediate grounds to get rid of you.
[10:02] Kalego
    Also,
[10:03] ---
    if a piece of trash had the nerve to try to
    hit a teacher during the entrance ceremony,
[10:07] Kalego
    that is also immediate
    grounds to get rid of you.
[10:11] Kalego
    I will immediately expel
    any failures, so be warned.
[10:16] Azuki
    He's so scary...
[10:16] Haruno
    Right?
[10:17] Dosanko
    I wonder if his sternness is
    what makes him so charming.
[10:21] Kalego
    Silence.
SIGN    Super easy!
SIGN    Familiar-Summoning Course
[10:25] Announcer
    Super easy! Familiar-Summoning Course!
[10:29] Announcer
    One: draw a circle in blood
    on some parchment.
[10:32] Announcer
    Two: head into the magic
    circle with said parchment.
[10:35] Announcer
    Three: hold the parchment right above
    the candle in the middle of the circle.
[10:40] Announcer
    Four: the smoke will take a form,
    and your familiar will appear!
[10:44] Familiar
    Yuruma.
[10:46] Announcer
    Okay, let's all—
[10:48] Kalego
    That's enough of your explanation.
[10:50] Student A
    He smacked it down?
[10:52] Student B
    I guess he must hate that
    cute little lesson guide...
[10:56] Kalego
    Make sure you use the parchment
    with my seal on it.
[11:01] Kalego
    I can tell immediately if it's a fake.
[11:04] Gaako
    U-Um, is this going to be dangerous?
[11:07] Kalego
    What a foolish question.
[11:08] Kalego
    You will be summoning a subordinate
    and making it serve you.
[11:12] Kalego
    That's what familiars are.
[11:14] Kalego
    And should a familiar disobey its master...
[11:22] Kalego
    There will be punishment.
[11:23] ---
    That's how deep this blood pact is.
[11:29] Kalego
    Make sure you are prepared.
[11:34] Iruma
    He's so scary!
[11:40] Kalego
    Line up in an orderly fashion!
[11:43] Asmodeus
    That man isn't even trying
    to hide his animosity.
[11:46] Iruma
    Yeah...
[11:47] Asmodeus
    I'll gladly charge him
     if you give the order!
[11:49] Iruma
    Wait, no!
[11:50] ---
    I'd never order you to do that!
[11:52] Asmodeus
    I see...
[11:54] Kalego
    You there!
[11:55] ---
    Line up right now!
SIGN    I am here!
[12:08] Eiko
    Gulp...
[12:14] Eiko
    My... familiar!
[12:25] Kalego
    Next.
[12:26] Dosanko
    Took you long enough.
[12:31] Iruma
    Wow, that's amazing!
[12:35] Student
    It's Asmodeus!
[13:15] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[13:16] Iruma
    Th-That's amazing, Azz-kun!
[13:18] ---
    You're both so cool!
[13:19] Asmodeus
    You humble us with your kindness.
[13:21] Kalego
    A Gorgon Snake...
[13:23] Kalego
    I guess I'm not surprised,
    considering Asmodeus's lineage.
[13:27] Asmodeus
    But this is nothing compared to
    the familiar you're about to summon.
[13:32] Kalego
    He's this powerful, and he still lost to Iruma?
[13:35] Kalego
    That's hard to believe.
[13:37] ---
    However...
[13:38] Iruma
    I'm not so sure about that...
[13:41] Kalego
    Well, we shall find out soon enough.
[13:43] Kalego
    You're up next, Iruma.
[13:45] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[13:52] Student A
    Hey, it's Iruma's turn!
[13:54] Student B
    It's the honor student!
[13:55] Student C
    I wonder what kind
    of familiar he'll summon.
[13:58] Iruma
    Everyone's watching me...
[14:01] Iruma
    Wait a minute...
[14:02] ---
    I'm human, so I don't
    have any magical powers.
[14:10] Iruma
    Didn't he say that if I'm
    a failure, I'll be expelled?
[14:14] Iruma
    Expelled?!
[14:16] Iruma
    That's it! If they expel me,
    I'll be scot-free!
[14:20] Iruma
    If I'm not able to do anything
    during this lesson...
[14:24] Iruma
    Hallelujah, I'll get to go back
    to the human world!
[14:27] Random A
    He's smiling so much.
[14:29] Random B
    This must be a piece of cake for him.
[14:31] Asmodeus
    Splendid, Iruma-sama!
[14:33] Kalego
    The nerve of him, smirking like that!
[14:35] Kalego
    He looks just like him!
[14:36] Kalego
    Yes, that obnoxious, unrestrained
    demon with no regard for others...
[14:40] Kalego
    He personifies the three
    things I absolutely despise...
[14:44] Kalego
    Just like Mr. Random,
    that dumbass chair-demon!
[14:47] Sullivan
    Yay!
[14:49] Kalego
    To think of all the things I went
    through because of him...
[14:54] Kalego
    He docked my pay on a whim.
SIGN    Super easy!
SIGN    Familiar Summoning Course
[14:56] Kalego
    He forced that stupid lesson
    guide he created on me.
[14:59] Kalego
    He even caused havoc at
    the entrance ceremony!
SIGN    Aberuhauke
[15:02] Kalego
    But I am the one in charge
    of the familiar-summoning ritual!
[15:06] Kalego
    If he messes up even a little,
    I'll immediately expel
[15:10] Kalego
    your precious little grandson!
[15:12] Nar
    Summoning.
[15:14] Nar
    The ritual in which demons summon magical
    beasts and make them their familiars.
[15:19] Nar
    It is also the ritual in which
    humans summon demons
[15:22] ---
    and make them their familiars.
[15:32] Nar
    The parchment had Kalego's seal on it,
[15:37] Nar
    and Iruma is a human.
[15:39] Nar
    Which means...
[15:44] Iruma
    There it is.
[15:46] Iruma
    So this is... my...
[15:49] Iruma
    famili...ar?
[16:03] Both
    What?!
[16:07] Nar
    Which means the demon Kalego
    was summoned by the human Iruma
[16:11] Nar
    to be his familiar.
[16:15] Kalego
    What the hell is this?!
[16:17] Kalego
    What the hell did you do?!
[16:18] Iruma
    Uh... I-I have no idea!
[16:20] Kalego
    Stop this!
[16:21] ---
    Stop the summoning right now!
[16:23] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[16:26] Kalego
    They're tearing! You're going to rip them off!
[16:28] Iruma
    Huh?
[16:28] Kalego
    You fool!
[16:29] ---
    You're supposed to push when this happens!
[16:30] Iruma
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:33] Kalego
    No, not my leg!
[16:35] Kalego
    Come over here and push my head—
[16:39] Kalego
    Hey!
[16:44] Iruma
    S-Sensei?
[17:01] Kalego
    Huh?!
[17:19] Iruma
    Sensei!
[17:20] Kalego
    Inconceivable!
[17:21] ---
    This... This can't be...
[17:23] Iruma
    Are you okay, Sensei?
[17:25] Iruma
    Wait, are you even Sensei?
[17:27] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[17:29] Iruma
    Azz-kun! Something terrible just—
[17:31] Asmodeus
    I am moved beyond words!
[17:32] Iruma
    Why?!
[17:34] Asmodeus
    To think that you were able
    to make Kalego your familiar...
[17:38] Iruma
    What?!
[17:39] Student
    A demon summoned another demon?
[17:40] Student B
    No way!
[17:41] Student C
    That's never happened before!
[17:43] Eiko
    Amazing!
[17:44] Asmodeus
    I knew you were secretly enraged
    by Kalego's attitude toward you!
[17:49] Asmodeus
    This'll show him!
[17:50] Iruma
    No, no, no!
[17:52] Iruma
    Th-This was an accident!
[17:54] ---
    Or, I mean...
[17:55] Kalego
    Inconceivable.
[17:57] Kalego
    Me? Me?! A familiar?!
[18:02] Kalego
    You can't be serious!
[18:04] Kalego
    Nullify this contract immediately!
[18:07] Kalego
    Or I'll...
[18:12] Iruma
    Sensei!
[18:19] Student
    That must be the punishment!
[18:21] Student
    That's amazing!
[18:22] Student
    I guess familiars really
    can't disobey their masters.
[18:26] Asmodeus
    You slayed me once again, Iruma-sama!
[18:28] Iruma
    Seriously, why?!
[18:33] Sullivan
    Oh, boy!
[18:34] ---
    No one's ever summoned a demon before.
[18:38] Sullivan
    Nullify the contract? That's not happening.
[18:41] Sullivan
    This ritual locks you in for a year.
[18:43] Sullivan
    If you try to undo it forcefully,
[18:45] ---
    you'll probably both die.
[18:50] Iruma
    S-Sensei!
[18:56] Nar
    Unable to nullify the contract.
[18:58] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen,
[19:00] Nar
    acquired a familiar on his first day of school.
[19:04] Kalego
    A familiar... Me?
[19:07] Kalego
    Me?!
[19:10] Nar
    Kalego became bedridden from shock,
[19:12] ---
    and Iruma's rank was never determined.
[19:17] Nar
    As a result,
SIGN    Breaking News
SIGN    Shocking!
SIGN    The Honor Student Iruma Turned Kalego Into His Familiar!
[19:20] Nar
    Iruma's notoriety spread even further
[19:23] ---
    as he became known as the demon
    who made another demon his familiar.
[19:27] Student
    I heard he made Kalego-sensei his familiar!
[19:29] Student
    How do you even do that?
[19:31] ---
    Crazy!
SIGN    Breaking News
SIGN    Shocking!
SIGN    The Honor Student Iruma Turned Kalego Into His Familiar!
[19:39] Mononoki
    S-So cute...
[19:41] Student
    Did you hear about Kalego-sensei?
[19:44] Student
    This has never happened before!
[19:51] Iruma
    Everyone's attention is on me...
[19:53] Iruma
    This wasn't supposed to happen.
[19:55] Iruma
    I need to not stand out.
[19:57] Asmodeus
    This way, Iruma-sama.
[19:59] Iruma
    Oh, right... um...
[20:01] ---
    Were we getting our textbooks?
[20:03] Asomodeus
    Yes!
[20:04] ---
    For subjects such as the
    basics of being a demon,
[20:06] ---
    curses, pharmaceutics,
    and the art of torture!
[20:09] Asmodeus
    I can hardly wait!
[20:12] Iruma
    Y-Yeah...
[20:14] Iruma
    I need to make sure I don't stand out...
[20:16] Asmodeus
    You lot!
[20:18] Asmodeus
    What do you think you're doing?
[20:19] Asmodeus
    Make way for Iruma-sama!
[20:21] Iruma
    Please stop!
[20:24] Asmodeus
    I told you to make way for Iruma-sama!
[20:31] Asmodeus
    I'll turn you into ash!
[20:36] All
    Save us!
[20:38] Iruma
    I-It's okay!
[20:40] ---
    Azz-kun! You don't need to do that!
[20:42] Asmodeus
    Is that so?
[20:43] Asmodeus
    If that is your wish, Iruma-sama.
[20:48] Asmodeus
    The path is now open.
[20:49] ---
    Let us proceed.
[20:51] Iruma
    S-Sure...
[20:53] Iruma
    I'm going to become the air...
[20:55] ---
    No matter what.
[20:57] Asmodeus
    Oh, this must be it.
[21:01] Asmodeus
    There's something going on inside.
[21:04] Clara
    Rolling!
[21:08] Iruma
    Hey!
[21:10] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?
[21:12] Clara
    Strike!
[21:17] Iruma
    A girl?
[21:19] Iruma
    Um...
[21:20] Asmodeus
    You mustn't speak to her, Iruma-sama!
[21:24] Clara
    I'm Clara!
[21:25] Clara
    And my right foot is Connor,
    and my left foot is Murf!
[21:28] Clara
    My familiar is Falfal!
[21:29] Clara
    See, I was trying to
    grab some teaching aids,
[21:31] ---
    but I got too excited and crashed!
[21:33] ---
    Hey, have some candy!
[21:35] Clara
    When you see a bunch of stuff piled up,
    don't you just wanna go "kaboom"?!
[21:38] ---
    You do, right?!
[21:39] Clara
    I'm gonna do it again, so watch me, okay?!
[21:42] Clara
    If it's for Daddy, I'll skip to my lou...
[21:46] Clara
    If it's for Mommy, I'll pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake...
[21:50] Clara
    If it's for Konchie, I'll skip to my lou...
[21:52] Iruma
    Clara?
[21:54] Clara
    If it's for Keebow, I'll pat-a-cake,
    pat-a-cake, yeah!
[23:30] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:33] Kalego
    Today,
[23:35] ---
    the ritual for the new students
    to summon familiars will begin.
[23:38] Kalego
    You'd better be prepared,
[23:39] Kalego
    Iruma.
[23:45] Kalego
    A black cat...
[23:47] Kalego
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[23:50] Nar
    Two hours before Kalego
    was summoned as a familiar.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Asmodeus
    I am absolutely floored!
[24:03] Asmodeus
    You actually turned Naberius
    Kalego into your familiar!
[24:06] Asmodeus
    You are a true demon
    from the bottom of your...
[24:08] ---
    No, from the depths
    of Hell, Iruma-sama!
[24:10] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:11] Asmodeus
    "Iruma and Clara" and "Demon Friends."
[24:14] Asmodeus
    What? I'm going to be playing house?
    And playing the young wife?!
[24:18] Asmodeus
    I cannot... I cannot...
[24:19] Asmodeus
    I think I may be floored again
    next week, Iruma-sama!
SIGN    End

E3 - Iruma and Clara / Demon Friends

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[00:03] Clara
    Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, rawr!
[00:06] Clara
    I wonder who I should play with today.
[00:11] Nar
    The netherworld.
[00:13] Nar
    The realm where demons live.
[00:16] Nar
    And the king that rules
    over the netherworld is...
[00:18] Nar
    the Demon King.
[00:21] Nar
    But the Demon King's throne
    has been vacant for some time.
[00:28] Nar
    Who will be the next Demon King?
SIGN    Iruma and Clara
[02:08] Sign
    "Iruma and Clara."
[02:16] Asmodeus
    There's something going on inside.
[02:18] Clara
    Rolling!
[02:22] Iruma
    Hey!
[02:24] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?
[02:26] Clara
    Strike!
[02:30] Clara
    I'm Clara!
[02:31] Clara
    And my right foot is Connor,
    and my left foot is Murf!
[02:34] Clara
    My familiar is Falfal!
[02:35] Clara
    See, I was trying to
    grab some teaching aids,
[02:37] Clara
    but I got too excited and crashed!
[02:39] Clara
    When you see a bunch of stuff piled up,
    don't you just wanna go "kaboom"?!
[02:41] Clara
    You do, right?!
[02:42] Clara
    I'm gonna do it again, so watch me, okay?!
[02:45] Clara
    If it's for Daddy, I'll skip to my lou...
[02:49] Clara
    If it's for Mommy, I'll pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake...
[02:53] Dali
    Hey, stop stacking those!
[02:53] Clara
    If it's for Konchie, I'll skip to my lou...
[02:55] Dali
    Why are you stacking those?
[02:55] Asmodeus
    That's Valac Clara.
[02:57] Clara
    If it's for Keebow, I'll pat-a-cake,
    pat-a-cake, yeah!
[02:57] ---
    She's famous for being a weirdo.
[03:00] Asmodeus
    She's a pain if she gets attached to you,
    so no one goes near her.
[03:02] Iruma
    A pain?
[03:04] Dali
    Stop it!
[03:06] Dali
    Iruma-kun...
[03:07] ---
    And you're Asmodeus-kun, right?
[03:09] Clara
    Iruma! Asmodeus!
[03:12] Dali
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[03:19] Dali
    Off you go.
[03:22] Dali
    Oh, you forgot your textbooks.
[03:24] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! Are you all right, Iruma-sama?!
[03:30] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Azz-Azz!
[03:32] ---
    What do you wanna play?
[03:33] Iruma
    Iruma-chi?
[03:34] Asmodeus
    Azz-Azz?
[03:35] Clara
    I've got lots of things!
[03:37] Clara
    A spiky ball!
[03:38] ---
    A nom-nom picture book!
[03:39] Clara
    A broken, blood-stained
    family murder house set!
[03:42] Asmodeus
    Let us flee.
[03:43] Iruma
    Huh? B-But...
[03:45] Clara
    I know. Let's play murder house.
SIGN    Murder House
[03:46] Clara
    Iruma-chi, please be the tree in our yard.
[03:49] Iruma
    "Please"?
[03:51] Clara
    Please... Please... Please...
[03:56] Nar
    Iruma can't decline a request from anyone.
[03:59] ---
    He is a total pushover.
[04:02] Clara
    Beautiful tree!
[04:05] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[04:06] Clara
    Iruma-chi, be a really
    strong wind next, please.
[04:09] Clara
    Please... Please... Please...
    Please... Please...
[04:14] Clara
    Nice wind!
[04:17] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[04:19] Clara
    Iruma-chi, be my pet demon dog next. Please?
[04:22] Clara
    Please... Please... Please...
    Please... Please... Please...
[04:27] Iruma
    Woof!
[04:28] Clara
    Good boy!
[04:29] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?!
[04:31] Clara
    Azz-Azz,
[04:32] ---
    you'll be the young housewife next door
    that my husband cheats on me with.
[04:36] Asmodeus
    You can't be serious!
[04:37] ---
    How dare you make Iruma-sama a pet?!
[04:40] Iruma
    Let's play together, Azz-kun!
[04:44] Asmodeus
    Hurry up and divorce him!
[04:46] Asmodeus
    You're the worst wife ever!
[04:48] ---
    I'm going to abandon the much
    older husband I was forced to marry,
[04:52] ---
    then I'll make your husband truly happy!
[04:54] Iruma
    You're amazing! A natural!
[04:56] Clara
    Hi-yah!
[04:59] Asmodeus
    What in the world are you doing?!
[04:59] Clara
    Yay! A lovers' quarrel! A bloodbath!
[05:01] Clara
    Come on, Iruma-chi. Stop us.
[05:02] Iruma
    Huh? What do you want the dog to do?
[05:07] Iruma
    We need someone to play
    the husband and the cat.
[05:09] Clara
    Connor and Murf can play them.
[05:11] Clara
    Here you go!
[05:13] ---
    Say hi to them.
[05:15] Iruma
    Hi... Huh?!
[05:17] Clara
    Azz-Azz, the husband's here.
[05:19] ---
    Ooh, the secrets!
[05:22] Clara
    Now, now,
[05:23] ---
    young wife next door cheating with
    my husband, and you too, doggy.
[05:27] ---
    Just relax for the day.
[05:29] Clara
    Run! Run!
[05:31] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?
[05:33] Asmodeus
    Perfectly fine...
[05:35] Clara
    Yay! Yay, yay!
[05:36] Asmodeus
    You'll regret this, Valac...
[06:00] Iruma
    I wonder what room that is.
[06:05] Clara
    Tehehetehe! Kaboom!
[06:09] Iruma
    I can't... anymore...
[06:11] Iruma
    Two hours nonstop...
[06:14] ---
    Ow.
[06:15] Clara
    Are you out of energy?
[06:20] Clara
    Here, have a drink.
[06:22] ---
    I have snacks, too.
[06:24] Iruma
    Thanks.
[06:25] Iruma
    What's that?
[06:27] Clara
    They're my family's specialty!
[06:30] Snake
    Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss...
[06:31] Clara
    I can make anything I've
    seen before appear!
[06:34] Iruma
    Really? That's amazing!
[06:36] Yocchan
    Oh, hey, Clarin.
[06:38] Clara
    Yocchin!
[06:40] Yocchan
    There, there.
[06:41] ---
    Did you get some more owners?
[06:43] Clara
    Yup!
[06:45] Iruma
    Owners?
[06:47] Yocchan
    Well, whatever.
[06:48] ---
    Get me some drinks.
[06:49] Clara
    'Kay.
[06:52] Clara
    Here.
[06:54] Yocchan
    Thanks.
[06:56] Guys
    See ya.
[06:57] Clara
    Bye-bye!
[07:00] Iruma
    Who was that?
[07:02] Clara
    Well, see,
[07:03] ---
    when I give them things,
    it makes them really happy,
[07:06] Clara
    and they even play with me sometimes!
[07:09] (Flashback) Yocchan
    Clarin, could we get some snacks?
[07:12] (Flashback) Clara
    Sure!
[07:14] (Flashback) Clara
    Here.
[07:16] (Flashback) Yocchan
    Thanks.
[07:17] (Flashback) Yocchan
    Go fetch, Clarin!
[07:19] (Flashback) Clara
    Woof! Woof, woof, woof, woof!
[07:24] (Flashback) Yocchan
    Give us some popsicles.
[07:27] (Flashback) Yocchan
    Thanks.
[07:29] (Flashback) Yocchan
    Okay, time for some hide-and-seek.
[07:30] (Flashback) ---
    You're it, Clarin.
[07:32] (Flashback) Yocchan
    Now, count to 50,000.
[07:33] (Flashback) Clara
    One... two... three... four...
[07:36] (Flashback) Clara
    20,158... 20,159... 20,160... 20,161...
[07:43] (Flashback) Clara
    20,162... 20,163... 20,164...
[07:48] Iruma
    Isn't that...
[07:50] Clara
    Oh, but...
[07:51] ---
    You two are the first ones
    to actually play with me.
[07:55] Clara
    So, um...
[07:56] ---
    Will you... play with me again?
[08:02] Iruma
    Sure!
[08:07] Asmodeus
    Let's not, Iruma-sama...
[08:08] Asmodeus
    We'll catch her stupidity.
[08:10] Clara
    Azz-Azz, you alive again?
[08:12] Clara
    Wanna play? Let's run a hellish demonathon!
SIGN    Demonathon
[08:15] Iruma
    H-How about we stop for today?
[08:22] Iruma
    Th-That's gonna give me a heart attack...
[08:25] Iruma
    See you later!
[08:27] Sullivan
    Have a good day!
[08:31] Opera
    It appears he's gotten
    quite used to that school.
[08:33] Sullivan
    Indeed! I had no idea watching my
    grandson grow could make me so happy.
[08:43] Clara
    So high!
[08:47] Asmodeus
    No peeking!
[08:49] Clara
    Don't be so shy, Azz-Azz!
[08:51] Asmodeus
    What are you talking about?!
[08:53] Clara
    It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
[08:53] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[08:54] Asmodeus
    No, it's not! No, it's not! I said no, it's not!
[09:00] Clara
    Here you go, Iruma-chi and Azz-Azz!
[09:04] Iruma
    Thanks.
[09:12] Clara
    I'm gonna play with them again today!
[09:19] Guy A
    Man, that honor student has weird taste.
[09:22] Guy A
    He's still hanging out with her.
[09:24] Guy B
    Why would he bother with that stupid girl?
[09:26] Yocchan
    Duh, it's because she's so
    convenient to have around.
[09:30] Yocchan
    Just put up with her once in a while
[09:32] ---
    so she'll use that power of
    hers for you, and you're set.
[09:36] Yocchan
    I'm sure the honor student
    will get tired of her soon.
[09:38] Both
    You're so clever, Yocchan.
[09:43] Clara
    I already knew that.
[09:55] Iruma
    Clara...
[09:56] Clara
    Clean hit!
[09:57] Clara
    Hey, know what? This is my favorite snack!
[10:00] ---
    And drink! And book!
    And I even have a plushie!
[10:03] Clara
    You can have them all!
[10:04] ---
    I'll give you whatever you want, Iruma-chi!
[10:07] Clara
    Go on!
[10:09] ---
    So... So, uh...
[10:12] ---
    Will you play with me ag—
[10:14] Iruma
    I-I don't want them.
[10:25] Clara
    This snack is super yummy!
[10:28] ---
    I have some drinks, too!
[10:29] Clara
    Oh, actually, this one's—
[10:31] Iruma
    I'm sorry.
[10:34] Iruma
    Clara, I—
[10:46] Iruma
    Wait, Clara?!
[10:47] Clara
    It's happening again! It always happens!
[10:50] Clara
    Everyone gets tired of me and
    won't play with me anymore!
[10:52] Iruma
    No! That's not it!
[10:54] Clara
    You said you didn't want them!
[10:56] Iruma
    Listen!
[10:57] Clara
    It's no use, then!
[10:58] Clara
    I'm stupid,
[11:00] ---
    so I have to give people
    things so they'll play with me!
[11:03] Clara
    It's to make up for me being a nuisance!
[11:06] Iruma
    I still want to play with you
    even without those things!
[11:13] Clara
    Huh?
[11:14] Iruma
    Because I have a lot of fun
    playing with you, Clara.
[11:20] Clara
    Really?
[11:21] Iruma
    Yeah, really!
[11:23] ---
    I mean... I sort of took the
    stuff you gave me anyway...
[11:26] Iruma
    But I don't think you need to give
    me things for me to play with you.
[11:31] Iruma
    You do go a bit overboard,
[11:34] Iruma
    but I'm not the best at playing,
[11:36] ---
    so I think you going a bit
    overboard is just right.
[11:40] Iruma
    So will you play with us again?
[11:47] Clara
    Yeah!
[11:49] Clara
    Wow!
[11:51] ---
    This is the first time
    someone's asked me to play!
[11:54] Clara
    The first time!
[11:55] Clara
    The first time!
[11:57] Clara
    Someone asked me to play!
[12:00] Clara
    What should I do, Iruma-chi?!
[12:01] Clara
    What should I do? Wh-Wh-What should I do?!
[12:04] Clara
    This has never happened before!
[12:04] Iruma
    I think this is the first time I've ever
    asked someone to play, too.
[12:07] Clara
    What should I do, Iruma-chi?
[12:11] Yocchan
    Hey, Clarin!
[12:12] ---
    We're thirsty!
[12:14] Yocchan
    Could you get us some drinks again?
[12:15] Iruma
    Wait... Clara...
[12:20] Clara
    Just watch.
[12:23] Yocchan
    Can I get three cold...
[12:26] Yocchan
    ...ones?
[12:32] Both
    Yocchan!
[12:36] Clara
    You can drink all you want
    if you give it money.
[12:38] Clara
    Bye-bye!
[12:43] Iruma
    Yeah, you definitely go overboard.
[12:44] Clara
    Huh?
[12:50] Asmodeus
    As you commanded,
[12:52] ---
    I made sure the lot that
    was bothering Valac
[12:55] ---
    promised never to bother her again.
[12:58] Iruma
    Th-Thanks, Azz-kun.
[13:01] Iruma
    Um...
[13:02] ---
    You just talked to them, right?
[13:04] Asmodeus
    Why, yes. Extremely peacefully.
[13:06] Iruma
    I-I see...
[13:08] Clara
    I got a hit!
[13:10] Clara
    You get to be my canvas, Azz-Azz,
    'cause you're dressed all in white!
[13:13] Asmodeus
    Why, you...
[13:15] Clara
    Have some slime paint!
    Iruma-chi, you get blue.
[13:18] Iruma
    I can't. I'm terrible at throwing.
[13:21] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?!
[13:23] Clara
    If you lose, you owe me a drink!
[13:28] Clara
    Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
[13:32] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, please run!
[13:37] Nar
    Iruma acquired a rather cheerful
    playmate in his high school life.
[13:42] Clara
    I wonder what we should play today!
SIGN    Let's
    Play!
SIGN    Demon Friends
[13:53] Sign
    "Demon Friends."
[13:58] Clara
    Morning, Iruma-chi!
[14:00] Clara
    Picking up, picking up Iruma-chi!
[14:00] Asmodeus
    Good morning, Iruma-sama.
[14:04] Iruma
    You're so full of energy
    first thing in the morning.
[14:04] Clara
    Picking up, picking up Iruma-chi!
[14:07] Sullivan
    Oh, how nice, Iruma-kun.
[14:07] Clara
    Picking up, picking up Iruma-chi!
[14:09] ---
    You've made two friends!
[14:11] Clara
    Picking up, picking up Iruma-chi!
[14:11] Iruma
    Huh?!
[14:12] Iruma
    Er, actually, I'm not sure
    if I'd call them friends.
[14:14] Asmodeus
    Hey, straighten up!
[14:16] Iruma
    We just sort of play together and talk.
[14:16] Asmodeus
    The chair-demon's present.
[14:18] Sullivan
    I thought that was what you call
    "friends" in the human world.
[14:24] Sullivan
    Was I wrong?
[14:25] Iruma
    B-But...
[14:27] Iruma
    I have no idea how they feel!
[14:29] Iruma
    And besides...
[14:30] Iruma
    Is it even okay for humans
    and demons to be friends?
[14:34] Sullian
    Hey, I have a very important faculty
    meeting today, so I'm heading to school.
[14:39] ---
    We're deciding on classes today.
[14:41] Clara
    Let's go together!
    Let's go to school together!
[14:44] Asmodeus
    There aren't any set plans for today,
[14:47] ---
    so let us head to the cafeteria.
[14:49] Iruma
    I-Is that so?
[14:51] Iruma
    J-Just thinking of them as
    my friends makes me nervous!
[14:55] Iruma
    I've never even been in a situation
    where I could make friends before!
[15:02] Eiko
    I've gained some weight recently.
[15:03] Gaako
    I actually lost some weight.
[15:05] Eiko
    I'm so jealous.
[15:06] Iruma
    Wow, there's so much to choose from!
[15:08] Clara
    I'm getting the Peek-a-boo lunch!
[15:10] Iruma
    The food in the netherworld looks awful,
    but it actually tastes pretty good.
[15:16] Iruma
    What's that?
[15:18] Asmodeus
    That's a ranking crest.
[15:20] Asmodeus
    Your performance at Babyls is ranked,
[15:23] ---
    and the food you can order
    depends on your rank.
[15:26] Iruma
    Ah...
[15:27] Asmodeus
    We haven't been ranked yet,
    so that's all we can order.
[15:32] Iruma
    That section's so narrow and tiny!
[15:34] Asmodeus
    Also, school lunches are free,
[15:37] ---
    and you can buy other
    items at the school store.
[15:39] Iruma
    Ah...
[15:40] ---
    I'm not sure what to get.
    Could you pick out some stuff for me?
[15:43] Asmodeus
    Of course.
[15:44] ---
    I'll put together a random selection
    and bring it over to you.
[15:47] Asmodeus
    If there's anything you don't
    like, we can share it.
[15:49] Iruma
    Th-Thanks!
[15:53] Clara
    This seat is mine!
[15:55] Iruma
    "Share"... It really sounds like
    something a friend would say...
[15:59] Asmodeus
    My apologies.
[16:01] Asmodeus
    I had trouble deciding what
    I should have you try—
[16:05] Asmodeus
    Hey! What is all this?!
[16:07] Waiter
    Well, someone ordered fifty servings...
[16:09] Asmodeus
    Fifty servings?
[16:14] Asmodeus
    Such a lowbrow prank...
[16:16] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, please allow me to dispose of—
[16:23] Iruma
    Friends... Friends...
[16:26] Student
    He's eating so much...
[16:27] Student
    That's a ton of food.
[16:28] Eiko
    He can really eat a lot.
[16:29] Gaako
    But he's so tiny...
[16:31] Dosanko
    That's hot.
[16:32] Asmodeus
    I-Iruma-sama?
[16:33] Iruma
    Oh, was I not supposed to eat this?
     Sh-Should I spit it back out?
[16:36] Asmodeus
    No, that's not...
[16:38] Asmodeus
    You eat quite a lot, I see...
[16:41] Iruma
    You think so?
[16:43] Iruma
    I need to eat while I still can.
[16:45] Iruma
    Pardon me, may I get seconds?
[16:47] Iruma
    Seconds, please.
[16:48] Iruma
    Pardon me, may I get seconds?
[16:55] Waiter
    The chef's down!
[16:57] Student
    That kid's amazing!
[16:59] Asmodeus
    Magnificent, Iruma-sama.
SIGN    Come-come
[17:02] Come-Come
    Take with you.
[17:04] Iruma
    Wh-What in the world?
[17:06] Clara
    He played with me!
[17:07] Clara
    Whenever I come to the school
    store, he plays with me!
[17:10] Come-Come
    Not play. Threaten.
[17:13] Come-Come
    You not allowed at school store.
[17:14] Come-Come
    Her power reproduces what she sees.
SIGN    Jazz
SIGN    Clara
[17:17] ---
    Same as stealing.
[17:18] Come-Come
    Must beware this demon!
[17:20] Come-Come
    Will stab shoplifters with bamboo spear.
[17:22] Iruma
    That's way too violent!
[17:23] Come-Come
    Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!
[17:24] Students
    I guess she's blacklisted.
[17:24] Students
    Such violence!
[17:24] Students
    It's the honor student again.
[17:26] Kalego
    Silence.
[17:28] Kalego
    Honestly.
[17:29] ---
    I finally come back to work, and some
    fool is stupid enough to cause troub—
[17:38] Iruma
    Are you feeling better?
[17:40] Kalego
    You're the last person
    I want worrying about me!
[17:43] Nar
    Naberius Kalego.
[17:45] Nar
    An instructor that Iruma
    turned into his familiar,
[17:47] ---
    therefore he despises Iruma.
[17:49] Kalego
    Of course it had to be the last
    person I wanted to see.
[17:53] Iruma
    Um, about the other day...
[17:55] Kalego
    Shut your mouth!
[17:56] Kalego
    Listen well, Iruma.
[17:57] ---
    I will never be your familiar.
[18:00] Kalego
    Don't get a big head just
    because you restrained me!
[18:03] Iruma
    U-Understood, sir...
[18:06] Kalego
    What's all this ruckus, anyway?
[18:10] Kalego
    There seems to be one more...
[18:12] Clara
    I'm Clara!
[18:13] ---
    Know what? I went "kaboom" in the
    school store and got in trouble,
[18:16] ---
    but Azz-Azz gave me snacks!
[18:18] Clara
    Do you like chocolate, Eggie-sensei?!
[18:19] ---
    I'm gonna put some in your pocket!
SIGN    Obnoxious
[18:21] Nar
    Obnoxious plus brash plus
    inconsiderate of others equals
SIGN    Brash
SIGN    Inconsiderate of others
SIGN    Type he hates
    the most
[18:26] ---
    the type of person Kalego hates the most.
[18:28] Kalego
    I'm going home.
[18:30] Clara
    Is it true you're Iruma-chi's familiar?
[18:32] Student
    Wait, seriously?
[18:34] Clara
    Wanna see! I wanna see!
[18:36] ---
    I wanna see you be summoned!
[18:36] Kalego
    Release me!
[18:37] Clara
    Iruma-chi, grab that sticker!
[18:39] Iruma
    Huh? S-Sure...
[18:40] Clara
    Now stick it on your hand.
[18:42] Clara
    Now throw your hands up!
[18:43] Kalego
    Wait, no! Don't! That'll—
[18:45] Iruma
    Huzzah!
[18:48] Iruma
    Oh.
[18:49] Students
    He really is a familiar!
[18:51] Students
    That's him?
[18:51] Clara
    That's a summoning sticker!
[18:51] Kalego
    I told you to stop, you fool!
[18:53] ---
    The mini size is 333 bills!
[18:54] Kalego
    Hey! Damn it! Ugh!
[18:55] Iruma
    I-I'm so sorry...
[18:57] Kalego
    Forget it!
[18:58] ---
    Hey, clap your hands!
[18:58] Clara
    So tiny! So cute!
[18:59] Iruma
    Huh?
[19:00] ---
    You want me to clap a rhythm?
[19:01] Kalego
    It'll undo the summoning, you fool!
[19:03] Iruma
    Oh, uh...
[19:06] Come-Come
    Will punish shoplifting!
[19:08] Asmodeus
    Shoplifting?
[19:09] Iruma
    Oh, right! This sticker was merchandise!
[19:11] Come-Come
    Shoplifting! Capital punishment!
[19:13] Kalego
    Hey, wait!
[19:14] ---
    Undo the summoning first!
[19:18] Come-Come
    Pay me.
[19:21] Iruma
    Th-That was so scary.
[19:23] Asmodeus
    Thank goodness there was a decoy.
[19:26] Iruma
    Sh-Should we have left him there?
[19:28] Clara
    Hey, hey, let's have some ice cream!
[19:30] Clara
    These were on the ground,
    so I picked them up!
[19:32] Iruma
    Wh-What?
[19:33] ---
    We have to pay for those!
[19:35] Iruma
    Let's go pay for them later, okay?
[19:38] Clara
    Yay, there's three.
[19:40] Clara
    Let's cheers!
[19:43] Clara
    Let's hope all three of us
    are in the same class!
[19:47] Iruma
    Are they announcing the classes tomorrow?
[19:49] Asmodeus
    Hmph.
[19:50] ---
    It's unthinkable that Iruma-sama
    and I will be in separate classes.
[19:53] Clara
    Me, too! Me, too!
[19:55] Iruma
    Yeah...
[19:56] ---
    I hope we'll be in the same class.
[19:59] Asmodeus
    Indeed!
[20:00] ---
    I can't wait to have classes
    with you, Iruma-sama!
[20:03] Clara
    It'll be lots of fun!
[20:04] ---
    Right, Iruma-chi?
[20:09] Iruma
    So I can call you two...
[20:12] Iruma
    m-my friends, right?
[20:23] Iruma
    Huh?!
[20:25] Iruma
    W-Was I wrong?!
[20:27] Asmodeus
    Er, Iruma-sama...
[20:28] ---
    What are these "friends" you speak of?
[20:31] Clara
    Are they like mochi?
[20:32] Iruma
    Huh? Y-You don't know?
[20:33] Asmodeus
    Embarrassingly, no...
[20:35] Clara
    Ooey-gooey mochi mochis?
[20:37] Iruma
    I see...
[20:38] ---
    Demons don't even have
    the concept of friends.
[20:42] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! What are these "friends"?
[20:44] Clara
    Mochi! What are these
    ooey-gooey mochi mochis?
[20:46] Iruma
    W-Well...
[20:48] Iruma
    Friends are people you play with
[20:51] ---
    and eat meals with, and they're
    really important to you...
[20:54] ---
    I think.
[20:55] Iruma
    So that would make you my friend
    number one and friend number two.
[21:00] Clara
    Okay! I'm number one!
[21:02] Asmodeus
    Don't you try to get ahead of me!
[21:04] Asmodeus
    There's no doubt that I'm number one!
[21:06] Iruma
    You can both be number one, okay?
[21:06] Clara
    Then I get to be the special great one!
[21:08] Iruma
    Also, let's go pay for that stuff...
[21:08] Asmodeus
    Don't decide that for yourself!
[21:10] Clara
    Glomp!
[21:12] Asmodeus
    Hey! Get away from
    Iruma-sama this instant!
[21:14] Clara
    I refuse.
[21:15] Asmodeus
    Unhand him!
[21:17] Iruma
    There's still so much I don't understand
    about my life at the demon school Babyls,
[21:22] ---
    and it's still full of surprises and worries.
[21:25] Iruma
    But with these two, I think I might
    be able to enjoy my life at school.
[21:31] Iruma
    I just hope things will
    continue to be peaceful.
[21:36] Sullivan
    So, I assume there are no
    objections after this faculty meeting.
[21:41] Sullivan
    This concludes the class
    assignments for the new students.
[21:45] Sullivan
    Valac-kun, Asmodeus-kun, and Iruma-kun
[21:49] Sullivan
    will be joining the Misfit Class
    for problem children!
[23:28] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:32] All
    We're so sorry.
[23:34] Asmodeus
    Here's the money for the summoning
    stickers and the ice cream.
[23:36] Come-Come
    Be more careful next time.
[23:39] Come-Come
    I'm so unlucky today.
[23:40] ---
    I didn't even get to finish my meal.
[23:42] Iruma
    Your meal?
[23:44] Come-Come
    That birdie...
[23:45] Come-Come
    Roasted.
[23:49] Come-Come
    But he turned into a demon
    halfway through and ran away.
[23:53] Come-Come
    So close.
[23:53] Iruma
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[23:55] Nar
    The effects of the familiar-summoning
    stickers wear off after a short time.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Clara
    Rolling!
[24:03] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Azz-Azz! Let's play!
[24:05] Clara
    What should we play? Wanna play Demon King?
[24:07] Clara
    I know!
[24:08] Clara
    Let's see who can open and close the lid
    on the chitty chitty hell the fastest!
[24:11] Clara
    Aw, we can't?
[24:11] Clara
    Then let's play murder
    house one more time!
[24:14] Clara
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:16] Clara
    "The Misfit Class."
[24:18] Clara
    Yay! We're all in the same class!
[24:20] Clara
    So many classmates!
[24:21] Clara
    Missy missy fitty fitty rolling!
SIGN    End

E4 - The Misfit Class

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[00:02] Opera
    Have some more Hell Grey tea.
[00:03] Iruma
    Thank you.
[00:05] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[00:06] Sullivan
    We'll be announcing classes today,
[00:08] ---
    and I made sure to put
    you in a special class.
[00:11] Iruma
    Special?
[00:12] Sullivan
    Well, you mentioned that
    you didn't want to stand out,
[00:15] Sullivan
    so Grandpa made your wish come true!
[00:19] Iruma
    Th-Thank you for going to the trouble for me.
[00:23] Sullivan
    Oh, think nothing of it.
[00:24] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Morning!
[00:25] Asmodeus
    Good morning, Iruma-sama.
[00:27] Clara
    Picking you up! Picking you up!
[00:29] Sullivan
    I put your friends in the same class, too!
[00:31] Clara
    Picking you, picking you, up, up!
[00:32] Sullivan
    You'll be in the Misfit Class!
[00:33] Clara
    Picking you! Picking you up!
[00:34] Iruma
    The Misfit Class?
[00:38] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:40] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:44] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[00:50] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[00:53] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[00:59] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[01:01] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    The Misfit Class
[02:34] All
    "The Misfit Class."
[02:39] Asmodeus
    I'm in the same class as you, Iruma-sama?
[02:42] Asmodeus
    That makes me so happy!
[02:42] Clara
    The morning air is so yummy!
[02:44] Iruma
    The only problem is that it's
    a class called the Misfit Class,
[02:44] ---
    It's sweeter than the night air!
[02:47] ---
    and it's filled with a bunch of troublemakers.
[02:49] (Flashback) Sullivan
    I put you in a class with lots of troublemakers
    who'll stand out way more than you!
[02:55] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[02:56] Clara
    Right! Connor! Left! Murf!
    Right! Conner! Left! Murf!
[02:58] Asmodeus
    As long as I'm in the same class as you,
[03:00] ---
    there's nothing more I could ask for!
[03:02] ---
    It'll be the best class!
[03:04] Iruma
    R-Really?
[03:06] ---
    That's good to hear.
[03:09] Asmodeus
    Come to think of it, why do you
    walk to school, Iruma-sama?
[03:13] Iruma
    Huh? Well, um...
[03:15] ---
    So both you and Clara can fly?
[03:18] Asmodeus
    But of course!
[03:20] ---
    All demons can fly.
[03:24] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, could it be...
[03:26] Iruma
    Did he figure out I'm human?
[03:28] Asmodeus
    ...that you want to strengthen your legs?
[03:31] Asmodeus
    Very admirable, Iruma-sama!
[03:32] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:33] Iruma
    Uh, er...
[03:39] Student 1
    We're in the same class! That's devi cool!
[03:41] Student 2
    Awesome, yay! That's devi awesome!
[03:43] Clara
    Yay!
[03:44] ---
    I'm with Iruma-chi! I'm so happy!
[03:45] Iruma
    It's so conspicuous!
[03:46] ---
    Why is it so flashy?!
[03:46] ---
    All three of us are together!
    That's amazing!
[03:49] Asmodeus
    What do you think Iruma-sama has
    been talking about this whole time?!
[03:53] Eiko
    I'm not in Iruma-san's class...
[03:55] Gaako
    Are you okay, Eiko?
[03:57] Eiko
    Yeah... I'm fine...
[04:02] Asmodeus
    This is the first-years' tower.
[04:03] Iruma
    It has a cafeteria, right?
[04:05] Iruma
    I wonder where the Misfit Class is.
[04:07] Asmodeus
    All new students' classes should be here.
[04:09] Clara
    Look right! Look left! Look right again!
[04:14] Clara
    Looks like it's this way!
[04:16] Asmodeus
    That must be the arrow to lead our Iruma-sama,
    the honor student, down the right path.
[04:20] Asmodeus
    Let us follow.
[04:23] Clara
    This way, this way! Follow me!
[04:26] Iruma
    I know this is a demon school,
[04:28] ---
    but it reminds me of a normal school.
[04:31] Iruma
    I didn't really get to go to school before,
[04:33] ---
    so I'm looking forward to it.
[04:38] Student D
    Huh?
[04:38] Student E
    What?
[04:39] Student D
    My necklace!
[04:41] Student E
    My earrings! They're gone!
[04:44] Jazz
    My bad. It's a habit.
[04:46] Clara
    Hold it! Hey! You're so fast!
[04:51] Iruma
    Huh?
[04:52] Asmodeus
    It appears we've ended up back outside.
[04:55] Clara
    Iruma-chi, Azz-Azz, this way!
[04:58] Clara
    So exciting!
[05:00] Asmodeus
    It's underground?
[05:01] Asmodeus
    There's a classroom in a place like this?
[05:03] Clara
    I wonder how far we're going.
[05:08] Iruma
    It stinks!
[05:09] Asmodeus
    This is a garbage dumping site.
[05:11] Clara
    It goes down further!
[05:17] Asmodeus
    Here?
[05:19] Iruma
    Wow...
SIGN    Danger
[05:26] Iruma
    It opened?
[05:27] Clara
    Charge!
[05:28] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?!
[05:36] Iruma
    What the heck?!
[05:38] Nar
    This is Iruma's Overwhelming
    Crisis Evasion Capability.
SIGN    Overwhelming Crisis Evasion Capability
[05:41] Nar
    Iruma has absolutely no attack power,
    but he's amazing at dodging things!
[05:51] Lead
    Well done!
[05:52] Elizabetta
    Wonderful!
[05:53] Camui
    No wonder he's the honor student!
[05:54] Goemon
    I'd like to see that again!
[05:57] Schneider
    Hardship makes a man.
[06:00] Clara
    You're amazing, Iruma-chi!
[06:03] Iruma
    Huh?
[06:05] Goemon
    But I was wrong.
[06:06] Lead
    Heck yeah! I win.
[06:08] Jazz
    All right, I'm handing out the winnings.
[06:10] Jazz
    Okay, okay, line up.
[06:12] Asmodeus
    Hey! What in the world are you doing?!
[06:15] Jazz
    What? It was just a prank.
[06:17] Lead
    Yeah, we were betting on
    how many would hit him.
[06:20] Iruma
    So this is the Misfit Class...
[06:22] ---
    I almost died on my first step inside.
[06:25] Lead
    Man, you're the only one
    who's ever dodged all of them.
[06:28] Elizabetta
    Though we did have someone
    who caught all of them.
[06:33] Asmodeus
    Caught them?
[06:34] Sabnock
    Ridiculous!
[06:37] Sabnock
    I would never do anything
    as cowardly as dodging them!
[06:40] Both
    He caught them, all right!
[06:41] Clara
    You're huge!
[06:44] Sabnock
    I, Sabnock Sabro,
[06:47] ---
    am big enough to be worthy
    of becoming the Demon King!
[06:50] Iruma
    D-Demon King?
[06:52] Naration
    The Demon King.
[06:54] Nar
    The one who rules over the
    netherworld and all its inhabitants.
[06:58] Nar
    But the Demon King's throne has
    been vacant for hundreds of years.
[07:04] Sabnock
    Listen well, honor student!
[07:05] Sabnock
    I will become Yodh first, and then
    become the next Demon King!
[07:09] Sabnock
    Thou shalt kneel before
    me when I become Yodh!
[07:14] Iruma
    Um...
[07:15] ---
    What's this about "thou,"
    "I (unu)," and "Yodh"?
SIGN    Thou
[07:20] Sabnock
    "Thou" is you.
[07:21] Sabnock
    "I (unu)" is me.
SIGN    I (unu)
[07:23] Sabnock
    And Yodh is the highest demon rank!
SIGN    Demon Ranks at a Glance
SIGN    Yodh Tet Het Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
[07:27] Nar
    A quick and easy lesson on demons.
[07:29] Nar
    There are ten ranks of demon,
    and the highest of them is Yodh.
SIGN    Gimel Bet Alef
SIGN    Weak
SIGN    Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
[07:34] Nar
    The Demon King, ruler of the netherworld,
    is selected from among the Yodh.
SIGN    He Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
SIGN    Waw He Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
SIGN    Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel Bet
SIGN    Het Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel
SIGN    Tet Het Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel
SIGN    Strong
SIGN    Yodh Tet Het Zayin Waw He Dalet
[07:39] Sabnock
    The Demon King is the most powerful
    of all demons, and their ruler!
[07:44] Sabnock
    And the next Demon King shall be me!
[07:49] Clara
    He's so huge. He's like a mountain.
[07:51] Sabnock
    And for that, I need to rise up the ranks!
[07:53] Sabnock
    Therefore, I despise anyone
    who might rank higher than me!
[08:00] Lead
    That's why you picked a fight with
    a teacher and ended up in this class.
[08:04] Jazz
    Yeah, you even made the school paper.
[08:09] Sabnock
    I figured defeating a teacher was
    the quickest way to climb the ranks.
[08:13] Iruma
    I-I see...
[08:15] Sabnock
    Don't "I see" me!
[08:18] Sabnock
    You didn't even know what Yodh was?
[08:19] ---
    And you call yourself a demon?!
[08:21] Iruma
    Gulp.
[08:24] Asmodeus
    That's enough rudeness out of you, Sabnock.
[08:27] Sabnock
    Ah, Asmodeus.
[08:30] Sabnock
    The top of the class.
[08:31] ---
    I heard you even summoned a
    Gorgon Snake as your familiar.
[08:35] Asmodeus
    Indeed, I did.
[08:36] Sabnock
    But I summoned a Kelbie!
[08:39] ---
    It has more legs than yours, so it wins!
[08:43] Asmodeus
    What kind of absurd reasoning is that?!
[08:45] Sabnock
    Of course, the moment you became
    the honor student's slave,
[08:48] ---
    you were no longer qualified to be my rival.
[08:51] Sabnock
    Sorry about that.
[08:52] Asmodeus
    Who even needs a title like that?!
[08:54] Asmodeus
    And I am not Iruma-sama's slave.
[08:57] Asmodeus
    I am Iruma-sama's...
[08:59] Asmodeus
    friend!
[09:03] Sabnock
    F-Frie...
[09:04] Elizabetta
    What's he talking about?
[09:05] Goemon
    I've never heard that word before.
[09:07] Clara
    Yay, friends!
[09:09] Asmodeus
    Then let me tell you.
[09:10] Iruma
    Er, you really don't have to say it so loud...
[09:14] Asmodeus
    Friends spend time together,
    share each other's pleasure and pain,
[09:18] Asmodeus
    and form a blood pact of their
    willingness to die for one another!
[09:22] Iruma
    H-He really dramatized that!
[09:26] Iruma
    Friends?
[09:27] Iruma
    And it's working?!
[09:28] Lead
    Who cares about that?
[09:30] Picero
    What the hell?
[09:30] Elizabetta
    That sounds cool.
[09:31] Goemon
    Friends, huh?
[09:32] Kalego
    Silence!
[09:34] Kalego
    I can hear you all the way outside.
[09:36] Kalego
    Can't you be more silent?
[09:38] Iruma
    Kalego-sensei!
[09:40] Clara
    Are you in charge of this class,
    Eggie-sensei?!
[09:43] Kalego
    Yes, thanks to you.
[09:45] Kalego
    The other day,
[09:46] ---
    I was framed because of
    a certain somebody and,
[09:48] Kalego
    while I was absent,
    I was appointed this class's teacher.
[09:52] Iruma
    I-I can't look him in the eye...
[09:58] Kalego
    I'm calling the roll.
[09:59] ---
    Agares Picero.
[10:03] Kalego
    Asmodeus Alice.
[10:04] Asmodeus
    Yes, sir.
[10:06] Kalego
    Allocer Schneider.
[10:08] Schneider
    I am a thinking reed.
[10:10] Kalego
    Andro M. Jazz.
[10:12] Jazz
    Here.
[10:14] Kalego
    X Elizabetta.
[10:15] Elizabetta
    Here.
[10:17] Kalego
    Valac Clara.
[10:18] Clara
    I'm here, Eggie-sensei!
[10:21] Kalego
    Stop calling me that.
[10:24] Kalego
    Caim Camui.
[10:26] Kalego
    Are you not here, Caim Camui?
[10:28] Camui
    H-Here!
[10:31] Kalego
    Garp Goemon.
[10:32] Goemon
    I am here.
[10:34] Kalego
    Crocell Keroli.
[10:36] Keroli
    Here...
[10:38] Kalego
    Shax Lead.
[10:40] Lead
    Here. Here, here!
[10:43] Kalego
    Sabnock Sabro.
[10:45] Sabnock
    Indeed!
[10:47] Kalego
    Purson Soi.
[10:53] Kalego
    And Iruma.
[10:54] Iruma
    Here...
[10:54] Kalego
    Now, let us begin class.
[10:58] Kalego
    All of you, outside.
[11:00] Kalego
    You idiotic troublemakers.
[11:02] Kalego
    We're going to determine your ranks.
[11:05] Iruma
    Ranks?
[11:07] Kalego
    The first lesson is a race to the
    flag at the end of this valley.
[11:24] Kalego
    Your ranks will be determined by
    the familiar-summoning exam
[11:27] ---
    conducted previously, along with this race.
[11:29] Kalego
    The goal is the flag that sits atop a heugh
    covered in mist far beyond this valley.
SIGN    Sure
[11:48] Kalego
    I will now explain the course.
[11:52] Announcer
    I will now explain the course!
[11:54] Announcer
    It's a bit longer,
[11:55] ---
    but you can take the chill, relaxing
    route through Warbling Valley.
[11:59] Announcer
    And then there's the
    Cutthroat Valley course!
[12:02] Announcer
    There are lots of dangers
    and traps along the way!
[12:05] Announcer
    Beware of the countless mountains and
[12:07] ---
    the demon birds that are trying
    to protect their nests!
[12:11] Asmodeus
    The Cutthroat Valley course is shorter,
[12:14] ---
    but it's quite perilous.
[12:16] Iruma
    Y-Yeah...
[12:18] Announcer
    Okay, then! Let's g—
[12:20] Lead
    He still hates it.
[12:21] Goemon
    I figured he still hated that cute thing.
[12:26] Kalego
    That's it for the explanation.
[12:29] Sabnock
    The only way to get through
     this quickly is Cutthroat Valley!
[12:32] Kalego
    The only option this year is to
    go through Warbling Valley.
[12:36] Sabnock
    Huh?!
[12:37] Sabnock
    Hold it! Why?!
[12:38] Kalego
    For some reason, the guardian of
    Cutthroat Valley has been moody lately.
[12:42] Iruma
    The guardian of Cutthroat Valley?
[12:44] Kalego
    An enormous magical beast
    that rules over Cutthroat Valley.
[12:47] Iruma
    M-Magical beast?
[12:50] Kalego
    That's why no one may enter it.
[12:53] Kalego
    We can't guarantee your
    safety if you run into it.
[12:56] Sabnock
    I'm going through Cutthroat Valley!
[12:59] ---
    Otherwise, there's no point!
[13:01] Kalego
    Who cares?!
[13:05] Kalego
    All of you, get ready.
[13:14] Kalego
    We will now begin the flying race.
[13:18] Kalego
    Ready... go!
[13:23] Lead
    Go, go!
[13:23] Goemon
    See ya.
[13:23] Schneider
    Just like a spring breeze.
[13:25] Jazz
    Here we go!
[13:30] Iruma
    I won't—
[13:32] ---
    S-Safe...
[13:35] Kalego
    Get moving.
[13:46] Kalego
    Now, then...
[13:51] ---
    Right.
[13:52] Tea Server
    Here's your Hell Grey tea.
[13:55] Demon B
    Rawr!
[14:02] Picero
    So sleepy...
[14:04] Lead
    Crap. I forgot to save before the boss fight.
[14:15] Camui
    Ahem.
[14:16] ---
    Ladies, may I fly by your side?
[14:18] Elizabetta
    Are you hitting on us?
[14:19] Camui
    Absolutely not!
[14:20] ---
    I just want to be squeezed under
     your beautiful, soft, plump triceps.
[14:26] Elizabetta
    Wow, you're so honest.
[14:27] Camui
    Would you say...
[14:29] ---
    my passion is safe?!
[14:31] Elizabetta
    It's out!
[14:32] Camui
    You have 26.5-centimeter feet!
[14:36] Demonitor 2
    This is Demonitor 2.
[14:43] Jazz
    Say,
[14:44] ---
    do you think demon bird
    eggs sell for a good price?
[14:47] Schneider
    If you boil it, do so for 8 minutes.
[14:49] ---
    Add just a dash of salt.
[14:54] Kalego
    I'm surrounded by idiots.
[14:56] Kalego
    Please tell me at least
    one of you is decent!
[14:58] Demonitor 3
    This is Demonitor 3.
[15:00] ---
    No one has...
[15:17] Asmodeus
    I guess I can't just avoid them.
[15:21] Asmodeus
    Gorgon Snake!
[15:23] Asmodeus
    Burn them to the ground!
[15:36] Asmodeus
    Well done.
[15:37] Clara
    Wowie!
[15:39] Clara
    One more time! One more time!
[15:42] Asmodeus
    You... When did you...
[15:45] Clara
    Well, see, right at the start...
[15:48] Clara
    I was already on your back!
[15:50] Clara
    And then...
[15:53] Asmodeus
    Don't get bored of your own explanation!
[15:56] Asmodeus
    That's...
[15:58] Asmodeus
    Sabnock?
[16:00] Asmodeus
    That direction is...
[16:01] ---
    Don't tell me he's...
[16:03] Clara
    Hey, Azz-Azz!
[16:05] ---
    You're slowing down!
[16:07] Clara
    Azz-Azz, help! I'm tangled
    and can't get free!
[16:10] Asmodeus
    Stop struggling!
[16:10] Clara
    I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
    I'm stuck! Azz-Azz, do something!
[16:11] ---
    First, let go of me—
[16:17] Cp Demon
    That way's dangerous! Danger!
[16:20] Tv Demon
    Intruder in Cutthroat Valley!
    Intruder in Cutthroat Valley!
[16:20] Kalego
    So Sabnock went that way, after all...
[16:23] Kalego
    Every year, there's at least one idiot like you.
[16:33] Sabnock
    Curses!
[16:35] Sabnock
    This is how it should be!
[16:37] ---
    Cutthroat Valley is treacherous,
    but much shorter!
[16:44] Sabnock
    And that is why everyone who
    dreams of being Demon King
[16:47] ---
    goes through Cutthroat Valley
    to earn their ranks.
[16:49] Sabnock
    Who cares about some guardian?!
[16:52] Sabnock
    I'll crush the beast myself!
[16:55] Sabnock
    I will begin my military rule as
    Demon King from this valley!
[17:03] Kalego
    Well, if we're lucky, we'll be able
    to at least retrieve his arm or leg.
[17:09] Kalego
    On the bright side...
SIGN    Shax Lead Andro M. Jazz Asmodeus Alice Iruma Sabnock Sabro Garp Goemon Valac Clara X Elizabetta
[17:10] Kalego
    I don't mind having one less
    idiot to worry about.
SIGN    Shax Lead Andro M. Jazz Asmodeus Alice Iruma Garp Goemon Valac Clara X Elizabetta
[17:32] Kalego
    Come to think of it,
[17:33] ---
    where did the other idiot
    who started late go?
[17:39] Kalego
    The Demonitors must have lost him.
[17:43] Nar
    Allow me to explain why
    Iruma is in this situation.
[17:47] Nar
    After being thrown off the cliff,
[17:51] Nar
    Iruma was caught by some rather
    curious demon crows as he was falling.
[17:55] Nar
    After an intense battle,
[17:56] Nar
    he's now being carried away.
[17:59] Iruma
    Wait...
[18:00] ---
    Humans are considered a
    delicacy in the netherworld.
[18:03] Iruma
    I hope it savors every last bite, at least...
[18:15] Clara
    Azz-Azz...
[18:18] Clara
    Azz-Azz, you know what?
[18:21] Clara
    Azz-Azz, thanks for everything.
[18:24] Clara
    Don't forget about me, okay, Azz-Azz?
[18:27] Asmodeus
    Let go of me!
[18:36] Clara
    I'm back, Azz-Azz.
[18:42] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama hasn't arrived yet.
[18:44] Asmodeus
    Should we go fetch him?
[18:47] ---
    Is that what these "friends"
    that Iruma-sama refers to do?
[18:51] Asmodeus
    No,
[18:52] ---
    I wouldn't be surprised if Iruma-sama
    has already made it to the goal.
[18:55] Asmodeus
    He must've passed by as I was standing idle.
[18:58] Asmodeus
    Or he might've gone through
    Cutthroat Valley just like Sabnock.
[19:02] Clara
    Okay, let's regain our composure
    and go, Azz-Azz!
[19:05] Asmodeus
    Get off of me!
[19:14] Iruma
    What's this?
[19:20] Iruma
    I'm finished.
[19:26] Iruma
    It's gonna eat me!
[19:37] Iruma
    Wait, you're...
[19:39] Iruma
    I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
[19:41] Iruma
    Oh, I see.
[19:43] ---
    You're just hurt and scared.
[19:45] Iruma
    But what can I do?
[19:49] Iruma
    Maybe this will...
[19:53] Iruma
    It's okay.
[19:54] ---
    Just watch.
[20:06] Iruma
    So...
[20:08] ---
    I want to do this to you.
[20:11] Iruma
    Can I?
[20:22] Iruma
    Thank you!
[20:24] Iruma
    Just one second, okay?
[20:26] Iruma
    I'll rip off part of my clothes and...
[20:36] Iruma
    Huh?
[20:37] Iruma
    It's all better!
[20:38] Iruma
    Huh? But how?
[20:41] Iruma
    Wow.
[20:42] ---
    It really is all better!
[20:45] Iruma
    So humans in the netherworld
    have powers like this...
[20:49] Iruma
    But if just a bit of blood did that...
[20:51] ---
    Maybe humans are even more
    valuable here than I thought.
[20:58] Iruma
    I'm so happy for you!
[21:05] Iruma
    Oh, right. I was about to get eaten.
[21:08] Iruma
    I-If you could just get it
    over with in one gulp...
[21:15] Iruma
    I'm gonna live?
[21:22] Iruma
    You're giving me a ride?
[21:51] Sabnock
    S-So this is...
[21:53] ---
    the guardian of Cutthroat Valley!
[21:58] Sabnock
    Curses...
[22:00] ---
    Before I even become the Demon King...
[22:04] Sabnock
    I may die.
[23:38] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:42] Sabnock
    I will take the throne as Demon King!
[23:51] Lead
    She's still going at it...
[23:53] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[23:54] Asmodeus
    Let's make something similar to that!
[23:55] Asmodeus
    That'll finally shut that moron up!
[23:57] Iruma
    Sh-She looks like she's having fun.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:02] Iruma
    Oh, thank goodness.
[24:04] Iruma
    I thought the giant birdie
    was going to eat me.
[24:07] Iruma
    Where are you trying to take me, birdie?
[24:10] Iruma
    I don't think the goal's that way.
[24:13] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:15] Iruma
    "The One Who Wants to Be Demon King."
[24:17] Iruma
    Say...
[24:17] ---
    Are you heading toward Cutthroat Valley?
[24:19] Iruma
    It's dangerous over there, isn't it?
[24:21] Iruma
    Hey, um... Hello?
[24:23] Iruma
    Hello?!
SIGN    End

E5 - The One Who Wants to Be Demon King

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[00:02] Nar
    Iruma's first lesson after
    joining the Misfit Class
[00:06] Nar
    was a flying race.
[00:08] Nar
    But Sabnock chose the more
    dangerous course and...
[00:11] (Flashback) Sabnock
    So this is...
[00:13] (Flashback) Sabnock
    the guardian of Cutthroat Valley!
[00:17] (Flashback) Sabnock
    At this rate... Before I even
    become the Demon King...
[00:21] (Flashback) Sabnock
    I may die.
[00:25] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:27] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:32] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[00:38] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[00:40] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[00:46] (Flashback) Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[00:49] (Flashback) Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    The One Who Wants to Be Demon King
[02:22] All
    "The One Who Wants to Be Demon King."
[02:29] Iruma
    Whoa!
[02:30] ---
    You're so fast!
[02:32] Nar
    By the way,
[02:33] ---
    the giant bird that's giving
    Iruma a ride right now
[02:36] Nar
    is a demon bird that went
    through some things
[02:38] ---
    and ended up having
    Iruma heal its wound.
[02:41] Nar
    It seems to have grown attached to Iruma.
[02:45] Iruma
    I wonder if it's just going to
    take me straight to the goal.
SIGN    Danger!
[02:50] Iruma
    Huh?
[02:51] Iruma
    Th-This way is probably a bad idea!
SIGN    Stay away!
SIGN    Seriously, stop!
[02:55] Iruma
    No, wait! Let's not... Hey!
SIGN    Hey!
[02:59] Sabnock
    I was too careless!
[03:03] Sabnock
    At this rate...
[03:06] Sabnock
    I'm going to... die...
[03:14] Sabnock
    The Guardian of Cutthroat Valley...
[03:16] Sabnock
    Just as its name suggests,
    it is a formidable foe!
SIGN    Weapon Creation
[03:30] Nar
    Sabnock's bloodline ability:
[03:32] ---
    Weapon Creation.
[03:34] Nar
    He can create weapons made of the
    same material he is currently biting.
[03:40] Sabnock
    I cannot lose here!
[03:42] Sabnock
    I...
[03:44] ---
    I must become the Demon King!
[03:47] (Flashback) Sabnock Age 5
    The Demon King Prophecy Scroll?
[03:52] (Flashback) Sabnock Age 5
    "He shall make one and all his servants..."
[03:57] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    Listen well, Sabro.
[03:59] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    You are destined to become the Demon King.
[04:02] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    Make our family's wish come true.
[04:04] (Flashback) Sabnock Age 5
    Yes, sir!
[04:05] Sabnock
    Destiny?
[04:07] (Flashback) Sabnock Brother
    Farewell, Sabro.
[04:09] (Flashback) Sabnock Brother
    We will one day fight for
    the Demon King's throne.
[04:11] (Flashback) Sabnock Age 7
    Big brother!
[04:13] Sabnock
    Fate?
[04:15] (Flashback) Sabnock Sister
    Big brother,
[04:16] (Flashback) ---
    please become the Demon King...
[04:19] (Flashback) Sabnock Sister
    No matter what...
[04:23] Sabnock
    A promise?
[04:25] Sabnock
    None of that actually happened!
[04:28] Sabnock
    My older brother is a pacifist,
[04:30] ---
    and my younger sister is just fine!
[04:35] Sabnock
    The reason I want to become
    the Demon King...
[04:39] Sabnock
    is just because that's the
    coolest thing you can be!
[04:43] Sabnock
    Because I was born a demon,
[04:45] ---
    the coolest thing I can
    do is stand at the top!
[05:06] Sabnock
    Why, you...
[05:35] Sabnock
    I will not...
[05:38] ---
    I will not...
[05:40] Sabnock
    I will not become a lame demon like him
[05:42] ---
    who never strives to be anything better!
[05:49] Sabnock
    I have no regrets...
[05:52] Sabnock
    My ambition has brought me this far!
[05:56] Sabnock
    I have seen my will through to the end!
[06:07] Iruma
    Sabnock-kun!
[06:09] Sabnock
    Iruma!
[06:10] ---
    What art thou doing?!
[06:27] Sabnock
    What art thou doing here?
[06:30] Iruma
    What am I doing here?
[06:32] Iruma
    I saw you, so I just...
[06:37] Sabnock
    Could that be...
[06:38] ---
    the Guardian of Cutthroat Valley's child?
[06:40] Iruma
    Guardian?
[06:42] ---
    This is the Guardian of Cutthroat Valley?
[06:45] Iruma
    The Guardian's child?
[06:47] Sabnock
    This is my chance to attack!
[06:50] Iruma
    Guardian!
[06:52] ---
    Your baby's foot is okay now!
[06:56] Iruma
    You must've been upset because
    your child was injured!
[07:03] Iruma
    Oh, we won't do anything.
[07:06] Iruma
    Right?
[07:07] Sabnock
    Huh?!
[07:10] Sabnock
    What art thou saying?
[07:11] ---
    This is our chance to—
[07:13] Iruma
    Right?
[07:15] Iruma
    Put it down.
[07:17] Sabnock
    But...
[07:18] Iruma
    Quickly.
[07:47] Sabnock
    The Guardian is... bowing...
[07:49] Iruma
    Oh, no!
[07:50] ---
    You're too kind!
[07:52] Iruma
    Really, it was no problem!
[07:55] Iruma
    I'm really happy for you!
[07:56] Sabnock
    So this is the honor student Iruma...
[07:59] Sabnock
    What an unbelievable demon!
[08:00] ---
    Hey!
[08:01] Iruma
    You shouldn't fly around too much yet!
[08:05] Kalego
    Someone should have reached the goal by now...
[08:09] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[08:17] Asmodeus
    Where is Iruma-sama?
[08:19] Kalego
    I guess you're first.
[08:21] Clara
    Yay!
[08:22] ---
    We made it to the goal!
[08:23] Kalego
    Goal!
[08:24] Kalego
    And... she's second?
[08:26] Asmodeus
    You need to go back to the start
    line and fly here yourself!
[08:30] Nar
    By the way, Clara spent most
    of the race on Asmodeus's back.
[08:35] Clara
    Huh?
[08:36] ---
    I don't see Iruma-chi.
[08:39] Asmodeus
    I figured he'd have reached the goal already.
[08:45] Elizabetta
    Those two sure are late.
[08:48] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[08:49] ---
    Did you get lost?
[08:51] Kalego
    There's no point in waiting.
SIGN    Shax Lead Andro M. Jazz Asmodeus Alice Iruma Garp Goemon Valac Clara
[08:53] Clara
    Hey, Iruma-chi!
SIGN    Shax Lead Andro M. Jazz Asmodeus Alice Garp Goemon Valac Clara
[08:56] Kalego
    Silence!
[08:58] ---
    The lesson is now over.
[08:59] Kalego
    I will now announce the ranks.
[09:01] Asmodeus
    Hold it!
[09:02] ---
    Iruma-sama isn't here yet!
[09:04] Kalego
    Those who do not return will be abandoned.
[09:11] Clara
    Something's coming!
[09:15] Kalego
    That's...
[09:16] ---
    the Guardian of Cutthroat Valley!
[09:18] Asmodeus
    That's the Guardian?
[09:19] Kalego
    What is it doing here?
[09:20] Kalego
    Why would it leave the valley?
[09:23] Kalego
    Stay back, all of you!
[09:26] Iruma
    Hey, guys!
[09:32] Clara
    It's Iruma-chi and Goldie!
[09:34] Asmodeus
    I-Iruma-sama!
SIGN    Shax Lead Andro M. Jazz Asmodeus Alice Garp Goemon Valac Clara
SIGN    Shax Lead Andro M. Jazz Asmodeus Alice Iruma Sabnock Sabro Garp Goemon Valac Clara
[10:06] Iruma
    Thanks! Take care!
SIGN    Reflecting
SIGN    I won't break my promise again
SIGN    Last
[10:21] Kalego
    I will now announce your ranks.
[10:26] Kalego
    This is a Rank Owl.
SIGN    Rank Owl
[10:28] Kalego
    He was watching and
    examining your every move.
[10:31] Lead
    We're sure seen a lot of birds today.
[10:33] Elizabetta
    It's birdy bird day.
[10:35] Jazz
    There's that one other bird, too...
[10:36] Kalego
    Moving on.
[10:38] Kalego
    If you put your hand into
    the pocket on his belly,
[10:40] ---
    he'll give you your ranking badge, like this.
[10:47] Kalego
    You filth who came in last will
    be last to get ranked, as well.
[10:53] Clara
    You suck.
[10:56] Kalego
    That should teach you a lesson.
[10:58] Kalego
    Enjoy having everyone laugh
    and throw rocks at you.
[11:01] Kalego
    Heh.
[11:02] Sabnock
    Just how spiteful are you?!
[11:04] Kalego
    All right, line up in single file.
[11:06] All
    Yes, sir.
[11:06] Sabnock
    Such humiliation...
[11:08] Iruma
    Well, I mean...
[11:10] ---
    At least we didn't get expelled since
    we came back with the Guardian.
[11:14] Sabnock
    Hmph.
[11:16] ---
    The looks on their faces were quite a sight.
[11:19] Iruma
    Yup, yup.
[11:22] Sabnock
    Iruma,
[11:24] ---
    this is something I could not
    have accomplished on my own.
[11:29] Sabnock
    Allow me to show thee my gratitude.
[11:32] Sabnock
    I am no match for thee, Iruma.
[11:34] Iruma
    Huh?
[11:35] Sabnock
    I apologize for my rudeness toward thee.
[11:37] Sabnock
    Thou art absolutely amazing!
[11:40] Sabnock
    And, starting today, I dub thee my rival!
[11:43] Iruma
    R-Rival?!
[11:45] Sabnock
    Let us compete for the Demon King's throne!
[11:48] Iruma
    Huh?
[11:49] ---
    The Demon King's throne?
[11:50] ---
    But I'm not—
[11:51] Kalego
    Hey, you pieces of trash!
[11:53] ---
    Get to the back of the line!
[11:55] Iruma
    Yes, sir.
[11:55] Sabnock
    Right.
SIGN    Because it's cool!
SIGN    Dalet (4)
[12:12] Lead
    Whoa, he got Dalet!
[12:14] Lead
    No wonder he's the head of the class.
[12:16] Camuy
    First-years are usually Alef or Bet at best.
SIGN    He Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
SIGN    Weak
[12:20] Nar
    Demons are ranked between 1 and 10.
SIGN    Waw He Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
SIGN    Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel Bet
SIGN    Het Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel
SIGN    Strong
[12:23] Nar
    The lower the number, the weaker they are.
SIGN    Tet Het Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel
SIGN    Yodh Tet Het Zayin Waw He Dalet
[12:25] ---
    The higher the number,
    the more powerful they are.
[12:28] Kalego
    I guess I have no arguments with that.
[12:30] Kalego
    But the others aren't doing so badly, either.
SIGN    Gimel (3)
SIGN    Bet (2)
SIGN    Bet (2)
SIGN    Gimel (3)
[12:42] Asmodeus
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
    Why in the world are you a Gimel?
[12:45] Asmodeus
    That can't be right!
[12:46] Clara
    Bow down!
[12:47] Asmodeus
    I'm ranked higher than you, you fool!
[12:49] Kalego
    She did place second in the race.
[12:51] ---
    I guess luck is also a valid skill.
[12:53] Asmodeus
    I cannot accept this!
SIGN    Bet (2)
[13:01] Goemon
    Sabnock got Bet?
[13:03] Elizabetta
    I thought he would've placed higher.
[13:05] Jazz
    Yeah, considering how much
    he tried to fight teachers.
[13:08] Lead
    But he did place last in the race.
[13:12] Sabnock
    Bet, eh?
[13:13] ---
    Very well.
[13:14] Sabnock
    I came very close to dying
    just moments ago.
[13:17] Sabnock
    This is not enough to set me back.
[13:19] Sabnock
    I will simply climb the ranks and
    aim to become the Demon King.
[13:23] Kalego
    You're the last one. Get going!
[13:25] Iruma
    Yes, sir!
[13:26] Lead
    Hey, it's finally Iruma-kun's turn.
[13:29] Jazz
    I wonder what he's going to pull.
[13:31] Elizabetta
    Maybe he'll get He. That'd be amazing.
[13:33] Camuy
    And you're even more amazing!
[13:36] Iruma
    Sabnock-kun's amazing...
[13:39] Iruma
    He actually has a dream for the future.
[13:43] Iruma
    I wonder what's going to happen
    to me here in the netherworld.
[13:55] Jazz
    Maybe he'll pull out something weird again.
[13:58] Lead
    Like his familiar teacher?
[14:00] Kalego
    Silence!
[14:01] Kalego
    Hmph.
[14:02] ---
    The Rank Owl is solemn and true.
[14:05] Kalego
    Nothing can sway it.
[14:07] Kalego
    Not to mention,
[14:08] ---
    this Rank Owl hasn't even
    made a peep in centur—
[14:13] Kalego
    And now it has!
[14:14] Iruma
    H-Huh? H-Hey, wait!
[14:19] Iruma
    But I didn't get my badge... yet...
[14:28] Asomdeus
    Iruma-sama...
[14:30] Clara
    Iruma-chi, what's that?
[14:35] Iruma
    Huh?
[14:38] Sabnock
    Th-That's...
[14:40] (Flashback) Sabnock Age 5
    The Demon King Prophecy Scroll?
[14:44] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    Listen well, Sabro.
[14:45] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    The Demon King's throne is currently vacant,
[14:48] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    but this scroll predicts who will
    be the next Demon King.
[14:54] (Flashback) Sabnock Age 5
    What kind of demon is it?
[14:56] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    I'll read it from the start.
[14:58] (Flashback) Sabnock Age 5
    Okay.
[14:59] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    "He shall make one and all his servants.
[15:04] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    He shall form blood pacts
    and heal all demonkind.
[15:08] (Flashback) Sabnock Dad
    He shall descend from a foreign realm
[15:11] (Flashback) ---
    and wear the golden Ring
    of Solomon on his right hand."
[15:18] Sabnock
    D-Don't tell me that's the golden
    sign of the Demon King...
[15:22] Sabnock
    The Ring of Solomon!
[15:23] Iruma
    Huh?
[15:26] Iruma
    It won't... come off?!
[15:28] Iruma
    Um, I...
[15:35] Iruma
    Hello?
[15:36] Elizabetta
    Well, I mean...
[15:42] Iruma
    H-H-H-Help me!
[15:43] Asmodeus
    Please calm down, Iruma-sama.
[15:43] Iruma
    What is this?!
[15:44] Iruma
    Nope, nope, nope!
[15:45] Sabnock
    No, I must be overthinking things.
[15:47] ---
    I've never heard of the Ring of
    Solomon producing black flames.
[15:48] Iruma
    Wait, no! What is this?! I don't want it!
[15:51] Iruma
    I don't want it! I don't want it!
    Get it off of me, Sensei!
[15:52] Kalego
    Stop waving that thing around!
[15:58] Lead
    What the hell?
[16:00] Goemon
    It's like a dying scream!
[16:03] Jazz
    Ow!
[16:07] Dosanko
    What is that?
[16:09] ---
    There's an awful voice screaming outside.
[16:13] Iruma
    A-Are you all okay?
[16:15] Lead
    You're somehow okay, Iruma-kun?
[16:17] Iruma
    Uh, I think so...
[16:19] Lead
    If you're okay, then make that
    thing stop screaming already!
[16:22] Iruma
    Right! Uh, to make it stop screaming...
[16:25] Iruma
    D-Do I go like this?
[16:26] Iruma
    There, there, it'll be okay...
[16:27] Lead
    I just meant you should cover its mouth!
[16:30] Clara
    A lullaby!
[16:31] Clara
    Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy times.
[16:36] Clara
    Once you rolly roll into bed,
    you'll never wake up again.
[16:40] Asmodeus
    Now there's even more unwanted noise!
[16:41] Lead
    Someone shut her up, too!
[16:43] Jazz
    But wait, it's liking it. It's getting down.
[16:45] Clara
    Bye-bye, baby. Beddy bye-bye.
[16:46] Goemon
    I'll give it some candy.
[16:48] Lead
    I'm gonna take a picture.
[16:49] Kalego
    Quit enjoying this, you fools!
[16:51] Sabnock
    All right! Leave this to me!
[16:54] Iruma
    Wait, it might be
    dangerous to get too close.
[16:56] Sabnock
    Fear not, my rival.
[16:58] Sabnock
    I'll easily pull this black smoke out—
[17:02] Iruma
    Sabnock-kun!
[17:05] Iruma
    Why?!
[17:06] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, leave this to me.
[17:10] Iruma
    Déjà vu?!
[17:12] Iruma
    A-Are you all right?!
[17:13] Asmodeus
    I'm perfectly fine, Iruma-sama.
[17:16] Asmodeus
    Th-Though it appears to have
    sucked away some of my powers...
[17:20] Asmodeus
    Fear not! I barely even felt a thin—
[17:23] Iruma
    I think the damage is substantial, Azz-kun!
[17:26] Kalego
    Hey, Iruma. Let me get a closer look—
[17:32] Black Smoke
    Sensei.
[17:34] Iruma
    Sensei? Are you okay?
[17:40] Kalego
    An illusion?
[17:42] Kalego
    No...
[17:46] Kalego
    It's threatening me.
[17:48] Kalego
    I see.
[17:50] Kalego
    This...
[17:52] Kalego
    must be dealt with immediately!
[17:56] Sullivan
    Hey, now. That's not allowed.
[17:59] Iruma
    Grandpa!
[17:59] Kalego
    Chair-Demon!
[18:00] Sullivan
    Hi hi, your grandpa is here!
[18:04] Sullivan
    Bad Kalego-kun!
[18:06] Sullivan
    You were about to try to blow
    Iruma-kun's arm off, weren't you?
[18:09] Iruma
    Huh?!
[18:10] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama's... That's awful!
[18:12] Sullivan
    Grr!
[18:13] Kalego
    I thought the other students
    might be in danger.
[18:17] Sullivan
    Bad! Haste makes waste!
[18:18] Sullivan
    Sheesh! I was startled by the noise,
    so I came out to check, and...
[18:21] Iruma
    Look out!
[18:23] Sullivan
    There we go.
[18:25] Sullivan
    Eat up.
[18:34] Iruma
    I-It went back in?
[18:37] Sullivan
    You see, Iruma-kun,
[18:39] ---
    your ring is called the Gluttonous Feeder Ring.
[18:41] Iruma
    The Gluttonous Feeder Ring?
SIGN    Gluttonous Feeder Ring
[18:44] Sullivan
    It's a magical item that stores
    the wearer's magical powers,
[18:47] Sullivan
    but as it becomes empty,
    it'll try to eat anyone's powers.
[18:52] Iruma
    It eats magical powers?
[18:54] Sullivan
    But it's perfectly harmless
    as long as you feed it enough.
[18:58] Sullivan
    You poor thing.
[18:59] ---
    You must've been crying
    because you were so hungry.
[19:02] Asmodeus
    He still has so much magical power
    after letting that thing eat so much?
[19:07] Asmodeus
    Chair-Demon Sullivan is frightening!
[19:10] Kalego
    But now we won't be able to rank him!
[19:13] Sullivan
    Oh, by the way, once you put
    that ring on, it won't come off.
[19:16] Iruma
    What?!
[19:17] Sullivan
    Our little Rank Owl has some strange
    things in his pocket sometimes.
[19:21] Sullivan
    Rare things tend to happen
    when you live a millennium.
[19:24] Iruma
    You're going to brush it off that easily?!
[19:26] Sullivan
    Well, you're human. That's quite rare here.
[19:34] Asmodeus
    Is something the matter, Iruma-sama?
[19:36] Asmodeus
    Does your hand hurt?
[19:38] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, no, I'm fine! Really!
[19:41] Nar
    So after this and that...
[19:43] Sullivan
    Say "devi"!
[19:45] All
    Devi!
[19:47] Nar
    Iruma and the other students'
    first lesson finally ended.
[19:51] Nar
    And since Iruma's rank
    was not measurable,
SIGN    1 Iruma
[19:57] Nar
    he ended with up the lowest rank, Alef.
[20:01] Iruma
    I think I finally got a fair assessment.
[20:04] Asmodeus
    Just because he didn't get a badge
    doesn't mean he should be an Alef!
[20:07] Asmodeus
    We're talking about Iruma-sama!
    He's obviously a Yodh!
[20:07] Iruma
    Huh? U-Uh, Azz-kun...
    You're making a scene.
[20:12] Clara
    Iruma-chi, Iruma-chi, bow down!
[20:17] Asmodeus
    You're being rude to Iruma-sama!
[20:18] Asmodeus
    How many times must I repeat myself?!
[20:20] Iruma
    A lot happened, but if I'm at the
    very bottom, I won't stand out.
[20:21] Clara
    Uh, I dunno.
[20:22] Asmodeus
    Mind your manners around Iruma-sama!
[20:23] Nar
    Or so he thought...
[20:25] Clara
    Manners?
[20:26] Student 1
    Did you see the paper?
[20:28] Student 2
    Totally.
[20:29] Student 3
    He let out an ungodly scream
    and attacked his classmates.
[20:29] Nar
    Everything that happened made
    him stand out even more.
[20:31] Student 4
    How cruel!
[20:32] Student 5
    I heard the Guardian of
    Cutthroat Valley is his pet.
[20:32] Nar
    His notoriety was spreading,
    and he didn't even know it yet.
[20:35] ---
    That scream yesterday was him, too.
[20:37] Clara
    Wait up, Iruma-chi!
[20:39] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, the morning assembly is next!
[20:42] Asmodeus
    Let us go to the auditorium together.
[20:45] Iruma
    Sure.
[20:46] Clara
    The three of us are
    going to go, go, let's go!
[20:50] Nar
    Of course, he had no idea this
    article had been posted about him.
[20:55] Konatsu
    Look! There's Asmodeus-sama!
[20:57] Dosanko
    There's a hot guy on the ground.
[20:59] Haruno
    He's still gorgeous even
    when he's passed out.
[21:01] Azuki
    That's our Asmodeus-sama!
[21:05] Eiko
    Iruma-san is so amazing...
[21:13] Baraki
    Let us now sing our school song.
[21:17] Iruma
    Thank goodness I ended up an Alef.
[21:18] Iruma
    Now maybe I can enjoy my school
    life without standing out too much.
[21:23] Students
    Humans only exist to be our food
[21:30] Students
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[21:32] Iruma
    But this school song is still terrifying!
[21:34] Nar
    Iruma once again swore to himself that he
    would never let them find out he was human.
[21:38] Students
    Tremble at the sound of black wings...
[23:14] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:19] Iruma
    Well, we should head toward the goal now.
[23:21] Sabnock
    But my wings...
[23:23] Iruma
    Oh!
[23:27] Iruma
    Huh?
[23:29] Iruma
    What? You'll take us?
[23:34] Iruma
    You're so fluffy!
[23:36] Iruma
    I didn't think its feathers would be this soft.
[23:38] Iruma
    But I wonder what I should grab on to.
[23:40] Iruma
    It'll probably hurt if I pull its fur.
[23:42] Sabnock
    Here we go!
[23:44] Sabnock
    Now thou art secure.
[23:48] Iruma
    Yup...
[23:49] ---
    I feel like I'm stuck between
    a rock and some cotton candy.
[23:52] Sabnock
    Let us go!
[23:54] Iruma
    It's barely even shaking.
[23:56] ---
    Wh-What a nice, smooth flight this is.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:00] Asmodeus
    I was blown away yet again!
[24:02] Asmodeus
    I can't believe you tamed the
    Guardian of Cutthroat Valley!
[24:05] Asmodeus
    I'm sure Kalego was shaking in his boots.
[24:08] Asmodeus
    How can I accurately express to Iruma-sama
    just how much he's blown me away?
[24:14] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:16] Asmodeus
    "Ameri's Theory."
[24:18] Asmodeus
    The second-year student Azazel Ameri,
[24:20] Asmodeus
    the student council president,
    has her eye on Iruma-sama!
[24:22] Asmodeus
    What fate awaits my Iruma-sama?!
SIGN    End

E6 - Ameri's Theory

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SIGN    Student Council Office
SIGN    School Paper
[00:09] Ameri
    The honor student, Iruma...
[00:16] Sullivan
    Heigh-ho!
[00:20] Sullivan
    It's finally been delivered...
[00:23] ---
    This custom carriage to take my
    precious grandson to and from school.
[00:27] Sullivan
    Go!
[00:29] Boy A
    Did you see that thing yesterday?
[00:30] Girl A
    I totally did!
[00:33] Sullivan
    Go, go, go!
[00:35] Boy A
    What the heck is that?
[00:37] Girl A
    The chair-demon?
[00:38] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun is on his way to school!
[00:46] Iruma
    I'm already standing out
    on my way to school...
[00:49] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, how does the ride feel so far?
[00:52] Iruma
    Oh, i-it's great! It's fantastic!
[00:55] Iruma
    This...
[00:59] Iruma
    Right now, it's got plenty
    of Grandpa's magic in it,
[01:01] ---
    so it'll be okay, right?
[01:05] Iruma
    Please don't let it get hungry
    and go crazy again.
[01:11] ---
    Humans only exist to be our food
[01:16] Boy B
    I wonder if humans taste good.
[01:18] ---
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[01:19] Boy C
    What? You still believe in humans?
[01:22] Boy B
    What? They totally exist!
[01:26] Iruma
    I'm going to live out of sight.
[01:27] ---
    I can't stand out, no matter what!
[01:43] Opera
    Iruma-sama...
[01:46] Opera
    has arrived!
[01:48] Iruma
    I'm standing out like no one else!
[01:52] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[01:54] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[01:59] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[02:05] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[02:07] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[02:13] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[02:16] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Ameri's Theory
[03:49] All
    "Ameri's Theory."
[03:55] Opera
    Right this way.
[03:57] Iruma
    Give me a break!
[03:59] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[04:01] Asmodeus
    Good morning!
[04:04] Iruma
    Good morning, Azz-kun.
[04:06] Iruma
    Sorry I couldn't come with you today.
[04:08] Asmodeus
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
    What a splendid way to come to school!
[04:12] Asmodeus
    I was so impres—
[04:13] Clara
    Kaboom!
[04:16] Clara
    Morning, Iruma-chi.
[04:18] Asmodeus
    What are you doing, you fool?!
[04:21] Clara
    Kaboom!
[04:22] Asmodeus
    Seriously, what is your problem?!
[04:23] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun, Clara,
[04:25] ---
    Kaboom.
[04:25] ---
    we should get to class...
[04:26] Asmodeus
    Not "kaboom"! I'm asking
    what your problem is!
[04:27] Opera
    Could I have the carpet back?
[04:28] Clara
    Kaboom! Kaboom!
[04:29] Asmo
    Give back the carpet!
[04:30] Asmodeus
    That's enough!
[04:32] Asmodeus
    Stop with the kabooms!
[04:32] Opera
    The carpet...
[04:32] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, here's your bag.
[04:35] Iruma
    Thank you.
[04:37] Boy A
    Dude, he's making the
    chair-demon hold his bag.
[04:39] Boy D
    Iruma really is amazing!
[04:43] Sullivan
    Also...
[04:45] Sullivan
    I bought a phone just so
    you'll be able to call me!
SIGN    Hellphone
[04:47] Sullivan
    I'm finally converting to a hellphone.
[04:51] Sullivan
    I still have no idea how to use it,
[04:54] ---
    but you can call me
    at any time, Iruma-kun.
[04:58] Sullivan
    Oh?
[04:59] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun?
[05:00] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun?
[05:02] Iruma
    I don't want to stand out any more!
[05:06] Kalego
    Silence.
[05:07] ---
    I will now call the roll.
[05:09] Kalego
    Reply as soon as your name is called.
[05:13] Kalego
    Sabnock Sabro.
[05:15] Sabnock
    Indeed!
[05:16] Kalego
    Shax Lead.
[05:17] Shax
    Here!
[05:19] Iruma
    I'm trying so hard not to stand out, so why...
[05:23] Kalego
    Iruma. Iruma!
[05:25] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[05:26] Iruma
    Y-Yes, sir!
[05:27] Kalego
    Starting today, you will begin
    classes with other teachers.
[05:31] Kalego
    Refrain from extremely insolent behavior,
    such as not answering when called upon,
[05:36] Kalego
    or foolish actions, such as
    challenging your teachers to a fight.
[05:41] Sabnock
    Indeed!
[05:43] Kalego
    That is all.
[05:45] Kalego
    Get ready and head toward
    the class tower immediately.
[05:49] Iruma
    I'm saved...
[05:51] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[05:53] ---
    Whoa!
[05:54] Iruma
    Wh-Wha... What's wrong?
[05:56] Asmodeus
    Er, well...
[05:57] ---
    You seem a bit down this morning,
    so I was trying to cheer you up.
[06:02] Clara
    Rawr!
[06:03] Clara
    Iruma-chi, want a piggyback ride?
[06:06] Clara
    Like this!
[06:06] Asmodeus
    Why are you on my back?!
[06:08] Clara
    Successfully attached!
[06:09] Asmodeus
    Again, why are you on my back?!
[06:10] Clara
    Because you're shorter than Sabro!
[06:12] Asmodeus
    Get off of me! We're supposed
    to be cheering up Iruma-sama!
[06:14] Clara
    Hold me, hold me!
[06:15] Asmodeus
    You fool!
[06:15] Iruma
    Let's head to class.
[06:38] Suzie
    Yis.
[06:40] Suzie
    Students of the Misfit Class,
    it is a pleasure to meet all of you.
[06:44] Suzie
    Welcome to the botany tower.
[06:47] Suzie
    Here, you will be learning about diabotany.
[06:52] Suzie
    I am Stolas Suzie, and I will
    be teaching you diabotany.
SIGN    Stolas Suzie
[06:56] Suzie
    Yis.
[06:57] Suzie
    Today, let us use magic to try to
    make some flowers bloom, shall we?
[07:02] Suzie
    Yis!
[07:03] Suzie
    Hold your hand over this special sapling, and...
[07:07] Suzie
    Quan Quan.
[07:22] Suzie
    Yis.
[07:23] Suzie
    And just like that,
    the flower has bloomed.
[07:26] Suzie
    You can use this flower to
    give shape to your magic.
[07:31] Suzie
    All right, let us begin, everyone.
[07:34] Suzie
    Yis.
[07:36] Camui
    Quan Quan.
[07:38] Picero
    Quan Qua...
[07:43] Camui
    Nothing seems to be happening.
[07:44] Suzie
    One tip is to envision what the flower
    should look like in your mind.
[07:49] Suzie
    Do your best, yis.
[07:51] Iruma
    I don't have any magic,
[07:53] ---
    so I can't produce a flower...
[07:55] Iruma
    But I need to take this lesson
    seriously so I don't stand out.
[08:01] Upperclassman A
    Huh...
[08:02] ---
    So that's the honor student?
[08:04] Upperclassman B
    Looks like the head of the class is there, too.
[08:09] Asmodeus
    They're our upperclassmen.
[08:12] Asmodeus
    I'm sure they came to check on us because
    the first-years' ranks have been announced.
[08:16] Iruma
    Huh...
[08:17] Lead
    Geh, look.
[08:19] Lead
    It's the student council.
[08:23] Jazz
    They rarely ever come to
    their underclassmen's tower.
[08:27] Goemon
    What are they doing here?
[08:29] Sabnock
    A foolish question!
[08:31] Sabnock
    I am Bet-ranked and the future Demon King.
[08:33] Sabnock
    Of course they came to
    observe me, Sabnock Sabro!
[08:38] Sabnock
    Then I shall show you...
[08:40] ---
    my true powers!
[08:41] Sabnock
    Quan Quan!
[08:46] Sabnock
    Behold! This is my flower!
[08:49] Iruma
    What the heck is that flower?!
[08:50] Iruma
    It's destroying its own flower pot.
[08:52] Sabnock
    I shall call it Destructive God.
[08:54] Jazz
    I don't think it should be
    destroying its flower pot.
[08:56] Suzie
    I give it a B+, yis.
[08:59] Sabnock
    Why?!
[09:00] Asmodeus
    Hmph. How crude.
[09:03] Asmodeus
    This is true elegance.
[09:07] Iruma
    A burning flower!
[09:08] Suzie
    How pretty! That gets an A+.
[09:11] Asmodeus
    Magic requires one to hone
    one's artistic skills...
[09:18] Sabnock
    One must never forget
    to water one's flowers.
[09:20] Asmodeus
    How dare you put out the flames
    that are the proof of my bloodline?!
[09:23] Asmodeus
    Unforgivable!
[09:27] Sabnock
    Ah, thou art short-tempered.
[09:29] Sabnock
    Very well!
[09:30] ---
    Let me cool off thy head, as well!
[09:32] Jazz
    Hey, a fight!
[09:34] Camui
    This should be interesting.
[09:34] Lead
    You got this!
[09:35] Iruma
    I guess everyone's magic is unique.
[09:37] Suzie
    Precisely.
[09:43] Suzie
    Yis.
[09:44] ---
    Could you hold off on fighting
    until after class?
[09:47] Suzie
    Yis.
[09:48] Suzie
    Now, let us take a look at the
    other flowers, shall we?
[09:56] Jazz
    You think I can sell this?
[10:00] Lead
    Fun, right?
[10:03] Jazz
    I can't see it...
[10:04] Camui
    There is nothing you cannot
    see with the eyes in your heart!
[10:10] Schneider
    Barren flowers bear no fruit.
[10:13] Goemon
    Come any closer and I shall cut you down.
[10:17] Elizabetta
    It bloomed beautifully.
[10:20] Elizabetta
    Oh, how cute!
[10:22] Keroli
    O-Oh, no...
[10:24] ---
    Not at all...
[10:30] Iruma
    It's so cool that everyone's
     flowers are so different.
[10:32] Iruma
    Clara, how did yours...
[10:34] Iruma
    go?
[10:42] Iruma
    D-Did something just...
[10:44] Clara
    Nothing! There is nothing!
[10:46] Jazz
    Hey, something weird just
    showed up over here!
[10:48] Clara
    Wait, it really did disappear!
[10:53] Jazz
    What is this?!
[10:54] Lead
    Oh, man...
[10:54] Goemon
    It's filled with mysteries.
[10:55] Asmodeus
    How in the world does that even happen?
[10:55] Suzie
    I wonder why it's crying.
[10:57] Clara
    I went "kaboom," and then
    it went "eek," and then "kablooey."
[11:01] Asmodeus
    I don't understand a word you said.
[11:02] Asmodeus
    Also, why are you embarrassed?!
[11:04] Sabnock
    Are you sure it wasn't "thud"?
[11:05] Clara
    Kablooey!
[11:06] Asmodeus
    Explain it without using sound effects!
[11:07] Clara
    Kablooey bloo!
[11:08] Asmodeus
    Do you two even understand
    what sound effects are?!
[11:10] Iruma
    Magic, huh?
[11:12] Iruma
    Sorry I can't make you any bigger.
[11:15] Iruma
    If I actually had magic, I'd love
    to see a warm-colored flower...
[11:25] Iruma
    Warm and fluffy...
[11:28] Iruma
    Quan Quan.
[11:31] Iruma
    Just kidding!
[11:35] Iruma
    Huh?
[11:42] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[11:48] Sullivan
    Yoohoo! It's your grandpa!
    Yay! Our first phone call!
[11:52] Sullivan
    I forgot to mention one thing...
[11:55] Sullivan
    Remember how I stored
    some of my magic in that ring?
[12:01] Sullivan
    That means... you can use magic.
[12:12] Sullivan
    Oh, but make sure you don't use it.
[12:14] Sullivan
    I haven't adjusted the output.
[12:16] ---
    If you use it, it could lead to trouble.
[12:23] Sullivan
    Uh-oh...
[12:24] ---
    Looks like the call dropped.
[12:26] Opera
    Sir, what a magnificent view.
[12:32] Sullivan
    My, how splendid.
[12:36] Nar
    That day, in one part of
    the demon school Babyls...
[12:43] Nar
    Cherry blossoms bloomed.
[12:48] Iruma
    You should've told me earlier...
[12:50] Asmodeus
    Excellent work, Iruma-sama.
[12:51] Clara
    Iruma-chi's flowers are so pretty!
[12:55] Quiche
    President!
[12:57] Quiche
    The first-year honor student created
    some big, pink, fluffy thing!
[13:01] Ameri
    Those are flowers that only
    exist in the human world.
[13:06] Quiche
    Human?
SIGN    Iruma = human?
[13:08] Ameri
    Honor Student Iruma...
[13:11] Ameri
    I must speak with him.
[13:15] Amei
    We have much to discuss.
SIGN    I shall protect Babyls!
[13:27] Nar
    The demon school Babyls
    has six grades in total.
[13:30] Nar
    Currently, there are 666 students enrolled.
[13:35] Punk A
    How'd you like my swing?!
[13:38] Nar
    In this school where so many demons mingle,
[13:41] Nar
    there is a group that supervises
    and maintains the peace.
[13:46] Nar
    Virtuous, yet cold-blooded, elite demons...
[14:01] Punk C
    S-Spare me!
[14:12] Nar
    They are...
[14:15] Nar
    the student council!
[14:16] Ameri
    Demons shouldn't do such foolish misdeeds.
[14:19] Ameri
    If you do...
[14:28] Ameri
    At least break a wall down.
[14:40] Random A
    She's so cool! No wonder she's
    the student council president!
[14:47] Random B
    She is the epitome of a demon.
[14:51] Johnny
    President, the honor student
    Iruma wasn't in his classroom.
[14:56] Quiche
    Also, we investigated the tree but
    couldn't find anything suspicious.
[15:02] Quiche
    Its unique color has made it quite popular,
[15:05] ---
    bringing in many admirers.
[15:08] Johnny
    Don't they have anything better to do?
[15:09] Quiche
    By the way, President,
[15:11] ---
    didn't you mention something
    about that tree and humans?
[15:15] Quiche
    You don't actually believe in
    humans, do you, President?
[15:18] Johnny
    Hey, don't be a fool.
[15:20] ---
    Of course she doesn't.
[15:22] Quiche
    Of course.
[15:24] ---
    Humans are nothing but a superstition.
[15:27] Ameri
    They exist...
[15:29] Ameri
    Humans definitely exist!
[15:33] Ameri
    Only a few high-ranked demons
    know of their existence,
[15:36] Ameri
    but ever since time immemorial,
[15:38] ---
    humans and demons have forged
    contracts involving desires.
[15:43] Ameri
    I currently have a theory I am working on.
SIGN    Iruma = human?
[15:47] Ameri
    The honor student Iruma...
[15:50] Ameri
    The theory is that Iruma is a human.
SIGN    Student Council Office
[15:56] Ameri
    I'm leaving the rest to you.
[15:57] Johnny/Quiche
    Yes, boss!
[16:04] Ameri
    Yes, I know...
[16:09] Ameri
    Humans do exist. This is fact.
[16:19] Ameri
    I have reliable evidence that
    proves the existence of humans.
[16:33] Ameri
    These are
[16:36] ---
    secret relics that have been passed down
    within my family for generations.
[16:41] Ameri
    These forbidden texts have recorded
    the goings-on in the human world.
[16:53] Ameri
    All right.
[16:55] Rin
    Oh, no! I'm going to be late!
[16:59] Rin
    I'm Hoshino Rin (16).
[17:02] ---
    I'm currently running late to school!
[17:05] Rin
    I can't believe I'm late the first
    day of the new semester!
[17:09] Rin
    Waaah!
[17:11] Sho
    Pass...
[17:11] Rin
    Eek!
SIGN    Crash
[17:11] Sho
    Whoa!
[17:13] Rin
    Ow...
[17:14] Sho
    S-Sorry!
[17:16] Sho
    Are you all right?
[17:18] Sho
    Are you hurt?
[17:20] Rin
    Huh?
[17:21] Rin
    Badump...
[17:32] Ameri
    I can't read these letters,
[17:34] ---
    so I have no idea what it says...
[17:36] Ameri
    But I'm so curious!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[17:41] Ameri
    I... I let myself be enchanted...
[17:44] Ameri
    This forbidden text
    possesses terrifying powers!
[17:49] Ameri
    It appears as though this
    girl is in love with this boy...
[17:53] Ameri
    But he made her fall in love with
    him just by bumping into her?!
[17:56] Ameri
    I-Is this how powerful human charms are?
[18:00] ---
    Is it?
[18:02] Ameri
    No, no, no, no, no!
[18:05] Ameri
    But...
[18:11] Suzie
    Thank you very much for helping, Iruma-kun.
[18:15] Iruma
    Well, this was my fault to begin with.
[18:18] ---
    I'm really sorry about all this.
[18:20] Suzie
    No, no.
[18:21] ---
    The tower now lives up to its name.
[18:27] Suzie
    Yis.
[18:28] ---
    Your beautiful flower.
[18:40] Iruma
    I'll go help them out.
[18:44] Suzie
    Yis.
[18:47] Ameri
    Oh, no! Look at the time!
[18:48] Ameri
    I'll just take this volume with me.
[18:50] Ameri
    I must wake up early tomorrow
    to protect Babyls once again!
[19:02] Iruma
    Um...
[19:04] Iruma
    I'll help you clean.
[19:08] Janitor A
    Are you sure?
[19:09] Janitor B
    Well, then, we'll take you up on that.
[19:14] Janitor A
    Could you take these to the dumpster?
[19:17] Janitor B
    We still have a lot of
    cleaning to do over there.
[19:21] Janitor A
    We're counting on you, Iruma-kun.
[19:28] Iruma
    Okay!
[19:29] Nar
    Iruma cannot refuse a request from anyone.
[19:33] Janitor B
    Thanks, Iruma-kun.
[19:34] Janitor A
    Thanks! You're a lifesaver!
[19:37] Iruma
    I wonder if I'll even be able to finish today.
[19:44] Iruma
    Azz-kun.
[19:45] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[19:48] Asmodeus
    I know you ordered me to go home,
[19:50] ---
    so I do apologize.
[19:51] Asmodeus
    But as your friend, I must
    stay by your side at all ti—
[19:55] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[19:57] Clara
    Lookie, lookie!
[19:59] ---
    I collected some garbage!
[20:02] Iruma
    Clara!
[20:03] Asmodeus
    Look out, Iruma-sama!
[20:07] Asmodeus
    Honestly...
[20:08] Asmodeus
    Why are you giving Iruma-sama
    even more work to do?!
[20:11] Asmodeus
    You can go on home!
[20:12] Clara
    Boo...
[20:13] Asmodeus
    Don't "boo" me!
[20:15] Iruma
    Um... You can head home, too, Azz-kun.
[20:18] Asmodeus
    D-Did I do something to
    offend you, Iruma-sama?
[20:22] Iruma
    No, but it's getting late,
[20:24] ---
    and I just have to put away the cleaning tools.
[20:27] Asmodeus
    Well, if you say so, Iruma-sama...
[20:30] Clara
    See ya, Iruma-chi!
[20:33] Asmodeus
    What do you think you're doing?!
[20:34] Clara
    Kaboom.
[20:35] Asmodeus
    No, not "kaboom"!
[20:38] Iruma
    There.
[20:41] Iruma
    I should hurry home, too.
[20:46] Ameri
    I carelessly took it with me...
[20:48] Ameri
    But this is strictly for research.
[20:51] Ameri
    It's not like I want to just read it at home.
[20:55] Ameri
    Absolutely not.
[20:58] Ameri
    Eek!
SIGN    Crash
[20:58] Iruma
    Whoa!
[21:04] Iruma
    S-Sorry!
[21:08] Sho
    Are you all right?
[21:10] Iruma
    Are you all right?
[21:17] Iruma
    Are you hurt?
[21:22] Iruma
    Um...
[21:26] Ameri
    Tell me your name!
[21:28] Iruma
    I-It's Iruma...
[21:31] Ameri
    Iruma!
[21:32] Ameri
    So he's...
[21:34] Ameri
    the one who summoned a demon when
    he was supposed to summon a familiar...
[21:37] Ameri
    Who got an immeasurable rank...
[21:41] Ameri
    Who made a tree that doesn't exist
    in the netherworld appear...
[21:43] Ameri
    And now...
[21:46] Ameri
    He's bumped into me and is
    trying to make me fall for him!
[21:50] Ameri
    There's no doubt about it! He's...
[21:52] Iruma
    Ow!
[21:54] Ameri
    He's...
[21:56] Ameri
    absolutely...
[21:58] Ameri
    human!
[23:33] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:36] Gaako
    How pretty.
[23:38] Eiko
    It sure is.
[23:41] Eiko
    Iruma-san, hopefully one day we can...
[23:45] Iruma
    I choose you over flowers,
    Eiko-chan. Just kidding.
[23:48] Eiko
    Oh, Iruma-san.
[23:50] Eiko
    Just kidding.
[23:52] Iruma
    I'll take your trash for you.
[23:54] Eiko
    Thanks.
[23:54] Gaako
    Let's take some pictures.
[23:56] Eiko
    Yeah!
[23:56] Nar
    Pay more attention to your
    surroundings, Eiko-chan!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Ameri
    A forbidden text brought
    in from the human world...
[24:04] Ameri
    For some reason, just looking at
    these pictures makes my heart flutter.
[24:07] Ameri
    It is truly the devil's book!
[24:08] ---
    Though it's technically
    from the human world...
[24:10] Ameri
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:12] Ameri
    "First Love Memories."
[24:14] Ameri
    What? The honor student
    can read the forbidden text?
[24:17] Ameri
    That must mean he's...
[24:19] Ameri
    Iruma! You're coming with me!
[24:21] Ameri
    You do not have the right to refuse!
[24:23] Ameri
    By any means!
SIGN    End

E7 - First Love Memories

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[00:01] Kakeru
    Are you all right?
[00:03] Iruma
    Are you all right?
[00:07] Iruma
    Are you hurt?
[00:12] Iruma
    Um...
[00:16] Ameri
    Tell me your name!
[00:18] Iruma
    I-It's Iruma...
[00:21] Ameri
    Iruma!
[00:22] Ameri
    So he's...
[00:25] Ameri
    He's bumped into me and is
    trying to make me fall for him!
[00:29] Ameri
    There's no doubt about it! He's...
[00:31] Iruma
    Ow!
[00:33] Ameri
    He's...
[00:35] Ameri
    absolutely...
[00:37] Ameri
    human!
[00:42] Iruma
    What even is this situation?
[00:47] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:49] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:54] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[01:00] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[01:02] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[01:08] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[01:11] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[02:44] All
    "First Love Memories."
[02:52] Ameri
    Calm down...
[02:53] ---
    Calm down, Ameri!
[02:57] Ameri
    I must do what's necessary.
[03:00] Ameri
    There will be panic if anyone finds out
    there's a human in the netherworld!
[03:05] Ameri
    I'll just contact my father,
    the head of the Demon Security Police,
[03:08] Ameri
    and have him sent to the proper facility!
[03:12] Ameri
    As the student council president,
[03:14] ---
    I will consider anything that disturbs
    the peace at this school a crime!
[03:18] Iruma
    I wonder if she's really that
    mad that I bumped into her...
[03:21] Iruma
    Um, I'm really sorr—
[03:25] Ameri
    He almost got the upper hand!
[03:28] ---
    His movements just now...
[03:32] Kakeru
    Whoops, my bad!
[03:33] Rin
    Oh, jeez!
[03:34] Rin
    Dang it, Kakeru-kun!
[03:36] Kakeru
    Sorry!
SIGN    Crunch
[03:39] Sign
    Ah!
[03:39] Sign
    Eek!
[03:41] Rin
    Badump, badump...
[03:42] Kakeru
    Badump, badump...
SIGN    Shalalalalaaaan
[03:47] Ameri
    It's exactly like that scene
    in the forbidden texts!
[03:49] Nar
    By the way, Ameri can't read human language.
[03:52] Nar
    She just gets excited over the pictures.
[03:56] Ameri
    He's definitely dangerous!
[03:57] Ameri
    I will not miss a single move he makes!
[04:00] Iruma
    She really is mad!
[04:03] Iruma
    Um, I'm really sorry!
[04:05] Iruma
    I'm sorry!
[04:06] Iruma
    I'm sorry!
[04:11] Both
    What should I do?!
[04:14] Ameri
    I instinctively copied his movements,
[04:16] ---
    but what do I do from here?
[04:18] Ameri
    Is he trying to hold my hands and
    make me fall in love with him?!
[04:22] Iruma
    Why is she bowing?!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[04:31] Ameri
    Oh, that's...
[04:33] Iruma
    Wha?!
[04:36] Iruma
    Wow, this takes me back!
[04:37] ---
    It's First Love Memories!
[04:40] Iruma
    I love this series.
[04:43] ---
    Actually...
[04:45] Iruma
    I was an assistant on this manga.
[04:47] Iruma
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[04:48] ---
    Wow, how nostalgic.
[04:50] Iruma
    Oh, these two meet in volume 1
    and then this and that and this...
[04:53] Ameri
    Huh? First Love Memories*?
[04:56] Iruma
    Wow, it's so nostalgic.
[04:56] Ameri
    I have no idea what he's talking about,
[04:58] ---
    but he reacted to the forbidden texts!
[05:00] Ameri
    So you really are...
[05:01] Iruma
    The scene where they confess their feelings
    under the cherry blossom tree is fantastic.
[05:06] Iruma
    That brings Rin-chan and
     Kakeru-kun so much closer.
[05:10] Ameri
    You can read that book?
[05:13] Iruma
    Of course.
[05:14] Iruma
    But what's this book doing here?
[05:18] ---
    We're in the netherworld...
[05:20] Iruma
    This is the netherworld!
[05:21] Iruma
    Er, I mean, uh...
[05:27] Ameri
    So! You! Can! Read! It! Then?!
[05:30] Iruma
    Y-Yes!
[05:31] Ameri
    Th-Then what does this say?
[05:34] Iruma
    "I-I'm the transfer student, Aozora Kakeru."
[05:38] Ameri
    And this?!
[05:39] Iruma
    "Badump, badump."
[05:40] Ameri
    And this?!
[05:41] Iruma
    "Squee, squee."
[05:42] Ameri
    You're coming with me.
[05:45] Iruma
    O-O-O-Oh, no!
[05:47] Iruma
    Did she figure out I was human?
[05:51] Iruma
    What the heck is about to happen to me?!
[06:00] Iruma
    Um, is this...
[06:02] Ameri
    ...please.
[06:03] Iruma
    Huh?
[06:04] Ameri
    R-Read it out loud, please.
[06:08] Iruma
    Read it out loud?
[06:10] ---
    You mean First Love Memories?
[06:11] Ameri
    Y-Yes!
[06:13] Iruma
    Of course.
[06:14] ---
    I guess demons can't read human language.
[06:17] Iruma
    But if I read this,
[06:19] ---
    she'll figure out I'm human for sure.
[06:22] Ameri
    Th-This is just for confirmation!
[06:24] Ameri
    I'm just confirming that he's human!
[06:27] Ameri
    It's not like I'm actually*
    interested in the texts!
[06:30] Ameri
    H-Hurry!
[06:32] Ameri
    Hurry up and read!
[06:33] Iruma
    Okay!
[06:34] Nar
    Iruma is unable to decline requests.
[06:37] Iruma
    Let's see...
[06:39] Iruma
    "Oh, no! I'm going to be late!"
[06:41] Iruma
    "I'm Hoshino Rin (16)."
[06:44] Iruma
    "I'm currently running late for school!"
[06:47] Ameri
    I see! So that's what that said!
[06:51] Ameri
    Continue!
[06:52] Iruma
    Sure!
[06:53] Iruma
    "I can't believe I'm late for the
    first day of the new semester!"
[06:58] Iruma
    "Could you show me around town?"
[07:00] Iruma
    "Badump! Is he asking me out on a date?!"
[07:03] Ameri
    Wait.
[07:05] Ameri
    What is this "date" you speak of?
[07:06] Iruma
    Huh? Um...
[07:09] Iruma
    It's when a girl and a boy hang out together.
SIGN    Bam!!
[07:14] Iruma
    "I always hated you!"
[07:16] Ameri
    What?!
[07:18] Ameri
    She wasn't cheering on Rin
     and Kakeru's relationship?!
[07:21] Ameri
    Is this woman a demon?!
[07:23] Iruma
    Not exactly...
[07:25] ---
    I'm going to continue now, okay?
[07:55] Iruma
    "What's going to happen to
    my school life from now on?!"
[08:00] Iruma
    "To be continued."
[08:06] Iruma
    Um... What did you think?
[08:09] Iruma
    It's dark outside!
[08:12] Iruma
    This call history is insane!
[08:14] Iruma
    So many missed calls from Grandpa...
[08:21] Ameri
    I put in my number.
[08:24] Ameri
    Come to me at once when I summon you!
[08:26] Iruma
    Huh?
[08:27] Ameri
    Don't tell anyone, and come alone!
[08:29] ---
    Got it?!
[08:29] Iruma
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:31] Ameri
    Farewell.
[08:32] Iruma
    Um...
[08:33] Iruma
    My name is Iruma.
[08:35] ---
    May I ask for your name?
[08:39] Ameri
    It's Ameri.
[08:42] Iruma
    What the heck was that?
[08:45] Iruma
    But...
[08:55] Iruma
    That was actually sorta fun.
SIGN    First Love Memories
[08:58] Ameri
    To think he could comprehend
    the forbidden texts...
[09:01] Ameri
    Now I'm certain.
[09:04] Ameri
    He is most definitely...
[09:07] ---
    a human.
[09:09] Ameri
    I must take the proper precautions.
[09:12] Ameri
    Yes, as the student council president...
SIGN    First Love Memories
SIGN    First Love Memories
[09:25] Ameri
    As the student council president...
[09:28] Ameri
    I need to be more careful about this!
[09:30] Ameri
    It's too soon to jump to conclusions!
[09:34] Ameri
    At least until we're done
    reading First Love Memories!
[09:46] Iruma
    It's from Azz-kun.
[09:47] Asmodeus
    It appears the student council is
    looking for you regarding that tree,
[09:52] Asomdeus
    and the student council
    president wants to talk to you.
[09:55] Iruma
    The student council president?
[09:57] Iruma
    Am I going to get in trouble?
[10:00] Nar
    Iruma has no idea that the student
    council president happens to be Ameri.
SIGN    I shall protect Babyls!
[10:13] Opera
    Here is your bag.
[10:14] Iruma
    Oh, thank you very much.
[10:16] Iruma
    Oh, also!
[10:18] ---
    You don't need to bring out the carriage.
[10:22] Opera
    All right.
[10:23] Iruma
    Okay, I'm off.
[10:25] Opera
    Iruma-sama.
[10:28] Opera
    Don't you want to return to the human world?
[10:32] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:34] Iruma
    Huh?! Um, I...
[10:35] Opera
    So you do want to go back?
[10:37] Iruma
    Well, of course I...
[10:41] Nar
    Iruma's parents in the human world.
[10:43] (Flashback) Dad
    We'll sell Iruma to a demon!
[10:45] (Flashback) Mom
    Then we'll be rich!
[10:47] Nar
    His grandfather in the netherworld.
[10:49] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Iruma-kun, do you need your allowance?
[10:52] (Flashback) Sullivan
    How about some toys?
    I'll give you whatever you want!
[10:55] Nar
    His food, clothing, and shelter
    in the human world.
[11:00] Nar
    Food, clothing, and shelter
    in the netherworld.
[11:01] Iruma
    It's a feast!
[11:03] Nar
    His friends in the human world.
[11:05] (Flashback) Student A
    Iruma-kun, was it?
[11:07] (Flashback) Student B
    We haven't seen you in six months!
[11:09] (Flashback) Student C
    Will you clean for me?
[11:11] Nar
    His friends in the netherworld.
[11:13] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! Iruma-sama!
    Please ask me to do anything!
[11:16] (Flashback) Clara
    Iruma-chi, Iruma-chi! Let's play!
[11:20] Iruma
    Do I actually want to go back?!
[11:22] Opera
    Well...
[11:24] Opera
    Should you decide you want to go back...
[11:26] Opera
    If you graduate with a high rank,
[11:29] ---
    it'll be possible to go to the human world.
[11:33] Opera
    At least, that's what I've heard.
[11:37] Opera
    Please do your best.
[11:38] Opera
    If you're going to stay here,
    you need to strengthen your resolve.
[11:46] Opera
    The chair-demon is getting
    the carriage right now.
[11:49] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[11:50] Iruma
    Off I go!
[11:52] Opera
    Have a wonderful day.
[11:53] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[11:55] ---
    Good morning!
[11:56] Clara
    Mornin'!
[11:57] Iruma
    Azz-kun! Clara!
[12:01] Clara
    Are you playing tag first thing in the morning?
[12:04] Asmodeus
    Always training yourself
[12:05] ---
    and refusing to fly so you can
    be ready for any given situation...
[12:08] Asmodeus
    Splendid, Iruma-sama!
[12:11] Clara
    Truly fantastic!
[12:11] Clara
    Taggy-tag! Taggy-taggy-tag!
[12:17] Bell
    Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr...
[12:21] ---
    Rawr, rawr, rawr...
[12:23] Clara
    Lunchtime!
[12:25] Clara
    And...
[12:26] Clara
    The top of Sabnock Mountain!
[12:29] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[12:31] Clara
    You should play, too, Iruma-chi!
[12:32] ---
    Sabro climbing!
[12:34] Iruma
    No, I'm good.
[12:35] Sabnock
    My rival!
[12:37] Sabnock
    Dost thou possess resolve enough to conquer
    the mountain known as Sabnock Sabro?
[12:42] Clara
    Yeah!
[12:42] Iruma
    Why are you so okay with being the summit?
[12:45] Iruma
    After I steel myself a bit, okay?
[12:47] Sabnock
    I see!
[12:51] Iruma
    Go back to the human world, huh?
[12:55] Iruma
    I've just been going with
    the flow in the netherworld,
[12:57] ---
    so I've never even thought about it.
[13:05] Ameri
    "I'll be waiting for you in the common room."
[13:10] Ameri
    Perhaps it's rude of me to just
    send him this over and over.
[13:15] Ameri
    Maybe I'll try using human world customs.
[13:18] Ameri
    Come to think of it,
[13:20] ---
    there was a scene in First Love Memories
    where someone was summoned, as well.
[13:25] Rin
    "To Kakeru-kun. I'll be waiting for
    you behind the gym after school. Rin."
[13:30] Ameri
    "To Iruma-kun. I'll be waiting for you
    in the common room after school. Ameri."
SIGN    Delete
[13:39] Ameri
    I have no idea why,
    but this is so embarrassing!
[13:42] Iruma
    I have no idea how, but this is so good!
[13:47] Eiko
    Stare...
[13:50] Eiko
    Iruma-san's eating so much again.
[13:58] (Flashback) Opera
    I've heard that if you
    graduate with a high rank,
[14:00] (Flashback) ---
    it'll be possible to go to the human world.
[14:05] Iruma
    Me? Getting a high rank,
    even though I'm not even a demon?
[14:08] Iruma
    Even if that ever happened,
[14:10] ---
    ranking high would just
    draw more attention to me.
[14:13] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[14:14] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, would you like
    the rest of my food, as well?
[14:18] Clara
    Eat up, Iruma-chi!
[14:23] Iruma
    Fank you...
[14:24] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, is something troubling you?
[14:28] Iruma
    Huh?
[14:29] Asmodeus
    If there's anything I can do for you, please—
[14:32] Iruma
    Sorry, one sec.
[14:34] Iruma
    Um, thanks for lunch.
[14:37] Iruma
    I'm gonna head out for a bit.
[14:39] Asmodeus
    I shall accompany you!
[14:41] Clara
    Me, too! Me, too!
[14:42] Iruma
    Sorry. This is something
    I have to do alone.
[14:45] Iruma
    I'll be right back.
[14:50] Sabnock
    Such a restless rival.
[14:56] Sabnock
    What's wrong?
[14:57] Asmodeus
    Something's not right!
[14:58] Clara
    Not right!
[14:59] Sabnock
    Huh?
[15:00] Asmodeus
    For the past few days,
[15:01] ---
    he's been wandering off on his own like that!
[15:04] Asmodeus
    Where could he be going?!
[15:05] Asmodeus
    I'm so curious that it's
    keeping me up at night!
[15:07] Clara
    I wanna play with Iruma-chi!
[15:10] Sabnock
    Then just follow him!
[15:12] Asmodeus
    I could never do something so intrusi—
[15:13] Clara
    Oh, yeah!
[15:14] Clara
    Charge!
[15:15] Asmodeus
    Valac!
[15:16] Clara
    Iruma-chi, Iruma-chi!
[15:19] Asmodeus
    I'm going with you.
[15:21] Clara
    You lonely, Azz-Azz?
[15:23] Asmodeus
    No!
[15:24] ---
    It just worries me to think
    of you going by yourself!
[15:27] Clara
    Azz-Azz is so lonely!
[15:28] Asmodeus
    I just told you I'm not!
[15:30] Smoke
    Then we'll be declining the request
    from the disciplinary butlers.
[15:35] Johnny
    Are we all right having the
    same budget as last year,
[15:40] Johnny
    President?
[15:43] Quiche
    President?
[15:44] Ameri
    Ah, yes. That's fine.
[15:46] Ameri
    That is all. Dismissed.
[15:49] Sunny
    Um, where are you headed, President?
[15:52] Ameri
    I'm going to make my rounds.
[15:53] (Flashback) Ameri
    What is this "date" you speak of?
[15:55] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh? Um...
[15:58] (Flashback) Iruma
    It's when a girl and a
    boy hang out together.
[16:02] Ameri
    I-I'm going on a date.
[16:05] All
    A date?
[16:08] Ameri
    Th-That's the term for an extra
    special patrol of the school!
[16:11] Ameri
    Don't you dare follow me!
[16:12] Sunny
    President!
[16:13] Ameri
    Don't even think about following me!
[16:17] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[16:18] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[16:20] Clara
    Iruma-chi?
[16:22] Clara
    I-ru-ma-chi!
[16:25] Asmodeus
    Would you stop that?!
[16:27] Asmodeus
    We're supposed to be tailing him.
[16:28] ---
    We should be following Iruma-sama quietly!
[16:31] Clara
    Like a wife trying to prove
    her husband is cheating?!
[16:34] Asmodeus
    You really couldn't think
    of any other example?
[16:37] Asmodeus
    Anyway...
[16:38] Mob
    Hey, it's the strange beast!
[16:39] Mob
    Is she going crazy again?
[16:41] Asmodeus
    You draw too much attention to yourself.
[16:43] Clara
    Oh!
[16:44] Asmodeus
    We can't tail him if you act like this.
[16:47] Clara
    You're the last person
    I want to hear that from!
[16:49] Haruno
    Asmodeus-sama!
    You're as gorgeous as ever!
[16:51] Konatsu
    Devi noble!
[16:52] Azumi
    Burn me to ash!
[16:55] Dosanko
    Don't let him burn you.
[16:57] Dosanko
    I'll do the burning...
[16:58] ---
    with my passionate gaze!
[17:03] Asmodeus
    Let's just go already!
[17:05] Clara
    To play?!
[17:06] Asmodeus
    No!
[17:07] Asmodeus
    We must prepare to tail him!
[17:09] Asmodeus
    First, we have to go to Come-Come's store
[17:11] ---
    and buy detection-warding glasses.
[17:17] Asmodeus
    Are these all you have?!
[17:19] Come-Come
    Yup.
SIGN    Detection-Warding Glasses
[17:20] Nar
    Allow me to explain.
[17:22] Nar
    Detection-warding glasses are a magical
    item that make the wearer harder to detect.
[17:27] Nar
    If you wear these, no matter
    how much you stand out,
SIGN    °Example only. Results may vary.
[17:30] ---
    everyone will stop noticing you completely.
[17:37] Asmodeus
    You don't have any other variations?!
[17:39] Come-Come
    Nope.
[17:40] Clara
    I want these ones!
[17:47] Iruma
    Um...
[17:49] Iruma
    Are you all right?
[17:52] Ameri
    Worry not.
[17:53] Iruma
    Okay...
[17:57] Ameri
    Did you wait long?
[18:00] Iruma
    Nope. I just got here.
[18:03] Ameri
    I see!
[18:04] Iruma
    Perfect timing.
[18:06] Ameri
    I'm counting on you again today!
[18:12] Asmodeus
    Did you see that?!
[18:13] Clara
    No fair!
[18:14] Asmodeus
    This is a grave situation!
[18:16] Asmodeus
    You get it, don't you?
[18:17] Clara
    No fair!
[18:18] Clara
    She's not fair! I wanna play, too!
[18:20] Clara
    Hiss!
[18:21] Asmodeus
    Hey, now!
[18:22] ---
    Didn't you see who that was?
[18:24] Asmodeus
    That's the student council president!
[18:26] Clara
    The student council president is not fair!
[18:28] ---
    I'm gonna go play, too!
[18:28] Asmodeus
    You have no idea how grave this situation is!
[18:32] Asmodeus
    Since Iruma-sama wants
    to reign over this school,
[18:35] ---
    they are his biggest obstacle:
[18:38] Asmodeus
    the student council that
    currently rules this school!
[18:42] Clara
    Those glasses look good on you!
[18:43] Asmodeus
    Listen to me!
[18:45] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is trying to get the
    student council within his grasp
[18:47] ---
    so he can gain control over them!
[18:50] Clara
    Oh?
[18:51] Asmodeus
    I knew he was plotting something,
[18:54] ---
    but to think it was the student council!
[18:56] Asmodeus
    And he doesn't want any harm to befall us,
     so he's been doing this on his own...
[19:00] Clara
    I'm gonna go play!
[19:02] Asmodeus
    I can't just stand here!
[19:03] Clara
    I wanna play with them!
[19:04] Asmodeus
    I need to observe Iruma-sama's
    bravery much closer!
[19:05] Clara
    Wanna play! Wanna play!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[19:08] Iruma
    Okay, here we go.
[19:11] Iruma
    We'll be starting with volume 5,
    since that's where we left off.
[19:14] Ameri
    Indeed!
[19:17] Iruma
    "Did you wait long?"
[19:18] Iruma
    "Nope. I just got here."
[19:22] Iruma
    "Where should we go?"
[19:24] Iruma
    "Off you go."
[19:26] Iruma
    "You're so kind, Kakeru-kun."
[19:30] Iruma
    "Do you have a dream, Rin-chan?"
[19:32] Iruma
    "Yes. There was a dream I was
    pursuing for a really long time."
[19:37] Iruma
    "But it finally came true."
[19:40] Iruma
    "Huh?"
[19:42] Iruma
    "My current dream is to use that
    strength to protect the one I love."
[19:47] Iruma
    "So my dream right now is
    to be a beautiful bride."
[19:52] Iruma
    "Badump."
[19:54] Ameri
    Dreams...
[19:55] Ameri
    Ah, you mean ambitions!
[19:58] Iruma
    Huh? Well, I guess so...
[20:00] Ameri
    So now she's going to tear apart all who
    get in her way and throw them aside!
[20:02] Rin
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[20:05] Iruma
    I don't think she'll be
    tearing or throwing anything.
[20:07] Ameri
    She's not throwing anyone? Really?
[20:13] Iruma
    Dreams, huh?
[20:15] (Flashback) Sabnock
    This is not enough to set me back.
[20:17] (Flashback) Sabnock
    I will simply climb the ranks and
    aim to become the Demon King.
[20:23] Iruma
    Ameri-san...
[20:25] Iruma
    Do you have any dreams for the future?
[20:29] Ameri
    Dreams?
[20:30] Ameri
    Me?
[20:38] Ameri
    I am very proud to be a demon.
[20:43] Ameri
    I want others to be proud
    that they're demons, too.
[20:48] Ameri
    Which is why...
[20:51] Ameri
    I want to improve the nature
    of the students here
[20:53] ---
    and make this a house of learning
    that any demon would long to attend.
[20:57] Ameri
    That is my ambition.
[21:01] Ameri
    I'll be helping with my father's
    work after I graduate,
[21:04] ---
    but I know what I must do before then.
[21:07] Iruma
    That's amazing!
[21:08] Ameri
    Though, I'm interested in working
    at a cake shop or a flower shop, too.
[21:13] Ameri
    D-Don't you have any ambitions?!
[21:15] Iruma
    Huh? Me?
[21:18] Iruma
    Let's see...
[21:20] Iruma
    I think I'm just content
    having fun with everyone.
[21:25] Ameri
    That's only an ideal.
[21:27] Ameri
    I asked you about your ambitions.
[21:33] Ameri
    Ideals and ambitions are different.
[21:37] Ameri
    What I want to know is what it is
    you want to grasp for yourself.
SIGN    First Love Memories
[21:42] Ameri
    Your desire.
[21:45] Ameri
    I'll ask you again, Iruma.
[21:47] Ameri
    What is your dream?
[21:51] Iruma
    My... dream?
[21:58] Clara
    Can I charge in now?
[22:00] Asmodeus
    Absolutely not!
[23:33] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:36] Iruma
    Off I go!
[23:38] Opera
    Have a wonderful day.
[23:39] Sullivan
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[23:41] ---
    Wait, where's Iruma-kun?
[23:43] Opera
    He headed off to school.
[23:44] Sullivan
    What? I have to chase him down immediately!
[23:50] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun! There's no need to hold back!
[23:52] Sullivan
    Grandpa will give you a ride! Iruma-kun!
[23:55] Iruma
    Please don't, Grandpa!
[23:55] Nar
    He might've actually stood out
    less if he'd just gotten on...
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Clara
    That's the student council president?
[24:02] Clara
    No fair!
[24:03] ---
    How dare she keep Iruma-chi all to herself
    so she can fully, cozily play with him?
[24:06] Clara
    I wanna fully, smooshingly
     play with him, too!
[24:10] Clara
    I wonder how I can fully,
    lazily play with him, too!
[24:13] Clara
    Jelly, jelly, peanut butter and jelly!
[24:15] Clara
    Is this jealousy?
[24:16] Clara
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:18] Clara
    "Head Over Heels for Clara."
[24:19] Clara
    I hope you're prepared, Iruma-chi!
[24:21] Clara
    I'm gonna wrap you around
    my pinky and make you fall for me!
SIGN    End

E8 - Head Over Heels for Clara

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[00:00] Iruma
    Perfect timing.
[00:02] Ameri
    I'm counting on you again today!
[00:07] Asmodeus
    Did you see that?!
[00:08] Clara
    No fair!
[00:09] Asmodeus
    This is a grave situation!
[00:11] Asmodeus
    You get it, don't you?
[00:12] Clara
    No fair!
[00:13] Clara
    She's not fair! I wanna play, too!
[00:15] Clara
    Hiss!
[00:18] Ameri
    I'll ask you again, Iruma.
[00:21] Ameri
    What is your dream?
[00:25] Iruma
    My... dream?
[00:35] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:37] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:42] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[00:47] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[00:50] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[00:56] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[00:59] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Head Over Heels for Clara
[02:32] All
    "Head Over Heels for Clara."
[02:41] Clara
    No fair that only Lady Redhair
    gets to play! I wanna play, too!
[02:45] Asmodeus
    What are you thinking?!
[02:46] Asmodeus
    We mustn't act before we know
    what Iruma-sama is planning!
[02:53] Asmodeus
    I wanna hear what Iruma-sama and the
    student council president are saying!
[02:57] Asmodeus
    I wanna hear!
[02:59] Asmodeus
    But on the name of Asmodeus,
    I could never stoop to eavesdropping!
[03:06] Ameri
    I'll ask you again, Iruma.
[03:09] Ameri
    What is your dream?
[03:11] Iruma
    My dream?
[03:13] Iruma
    What I want to do?
SIGN    Pshuuu
[03:18] Ameri
    Wh-What in the world?!
[03:20] Clara
    No fair, Lady Redhair!
[03:22] Asmodeus
    Hold it, Valac!
[03:23] Asmodeus
    Wait!
[03:23] Clara
    I wanna play, too!
[03:26] Asmodeus
    I will not allow you to
    get in Iruma-sama's way!
[03:27] Clara
    Connor and Murf!
[03:29] Clara
    Take this! Slipper Kick!
[03:31] Asmodeus
    Hold it!
[03:33] Asmodeus
    I won't let you touch this doo— Hrgh!
[03:39] Iruma
    My dream?
[03:41] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is probably...
    No, I'm certain of it!
[03:45] Asmodeus
    He is doing something very important
    beyond our comprehension right now!
[03:50] Asmodeus
    I will not allow you to interfere!
[03:54] Clara
    Move. Iruma-chi is going to play with me.
[03:57] Asmodeus
    What are you talking about, you airhead?!
[04:01] Ameri
    Are you all right?
[04:02] Iruma
    Uh, I'm fine... It's just...
[04:04] Iruma
    All this time, I've only ever thought
    about what others want from me.
[04:12] Iruma
    I'd never even thought for a
    second about what I want to do.
[04:15] Ameri
    Then do it now.
[04:17] Ameri
    If you don't have one, come up with one.
[04:22] Clara
    Clara Rolling!
[04:38] Clara
    That door is in the way!
[04:47] Clara
    Out of my way, Azz-Azz,
    or you're going to get hurt.
[04:50] Asmodeus
    Don't even try it.
[04:53] Clara
    Open, sesame!
[04:59] Asmodeus
    That's enough.
[05:05] Ameri
    If you don't have any ambitions,
    create one for yourself.
[05:08] Iruma
    But...
[05:16] Iruma
    I can't think of anything!
[05:18] Ameri
    Then climb the ranks.
[05:20] Ameri
    A student's main duty is to climb the ranks.
[05:23] Ameri
    For now, why not try to become a Bet?
SIGN    Rank 2 (Bet)
[05:27] Iruma
    My rank?
[05:31] Iruma
    Huh?!
[05:32] Ameri
    Wh-Who goes there?!
[05:35] Asmodeus
    I'm terribly sorry, Iruma-sama!
[05:37] Asmodeus
    I was trying not to disturb you,
    but the moment I blinked...
[05:43] Clara
    Gimme back Iruma-chi!
[05:46] Clara
    Give him back!
[05:46] Iruma
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:49] Asmodeus
    Hey! What do you think you're
    doing to Iruma-sama?!
[05:49] Ameri
    It looks like they didn't hear us.
[05:52] Asmodeus
    What a failure! How could I have blinked?!
[05:57] Asmodeus
    And I never got to hear what
    they were talking about...
[06:00] Asmodeus
    Utter failure.
[06:02] Iruma
    It's that bad?
[06:02] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Let's go home!
[06:04] Ameri
    You may take your leave for today.
[06:06] Clara
    Hiss!
[06:08] Ameri
    Iruma.
[06:08] Iruma
    Yes?
[06:09] Ameri
    If you're at all serious
    about climbing the ranks,
[06:13] Ameri
    I'll wait for you to stand by my side, Iruma.
[06:19] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Let's hurry up and go home!
[06:19] Asmodeus
    Come on! We're going back!
[06:22] Clara
    Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[06:22] Asmodeus
    How are you this strong?!
[06:28] Clara
    Ugh! Lady Redhair is going to
    steal Iruma-chi away from me!
SIGN    Lady Redhair =
[06:32] Clara
    What should I do?
[06:34] Nar
    Since Clara spends most of her days moving
    around, she actually stays quite still in bed.
[06:42] Iruma
    Ranks, huh?
[06:44] Iruma
    But if I rise up the ranks,
    I'm going to stand out.
[06:47] Iruma
    But wait... I'm human, anyway.
[06:50] Iruma
    There's no point in me
    climbing up those ranks...
[06:54] Nar
    Since Iruma's daily life consists of trying to
    survive, he actually stays quite still in bed.
[06:59] Asmodeus
    What is Iruma-sama thinking?
[07:02] Asmodeus
    I'm sure it's something so grand
    that I could never even fathom it!
[07:07] Asmodeus
    What could it be?
[07:09] Asmodeus
    I want to know so badly!
[07:11] Asmodeus
    This curiosity pains me so!
[07:14] Nar
    Asmodeus is a fussy sleeper.
[07:20] Clara
    Ugh! All Iruma-chi does is
    play with Lady Redhair lately!
[07:25] Clara
    No fair!
[07:26] Clara
    I wonder how I can get Iruma-chi back.
[07:29] Clara
    How, Connor, Murf?
[07:31] Clara
    How, Sabro?!
[07:34] Sabro
    What else? Thou must charm him
    with thy feminine wiles.
[07:39] Sabro
    According to chapter 3, page 27,
    of How to Become a Demon King,
[07:42] Sabro
    "If something is taken from you, take it back.
[07:44] Sabro
    If it wasn't taken from you,
    take it back anyway.
[07:46] Sabro
    If something's about to be taken
    from you, you are a demon.
[07:48] Sabro
    Use your charms to take them back, make them
    yours, and wrap them around your finger."
[07:54] Clara
    Make them yours and wrap
    them around your finger!
[07:59] Clara
    Just you wait, Iruma-chi!
[08:03] Iruma
    Prerequisites... Interacting with
    your familiar, astrology...
[08:07] Iruma
    Electives...
[08:10] Iruma
    Torture, training, pharmacology, etc...
[08:13] Iruma
    I'll circle some electives.
[08:16] Iruma
    The one I'd stand out the least in is...
SIGN    Electives
SIGN    Torture
SIGN    Pharmacology
SIGN    Training
SIGN    Classroom Lectures
[08:19] Asmodeus
    Ah, I see you've chosen classroom lectures.
[08:22] Iruma
    You just sit in a classroom
    and listen to lectures, right?
[08:24] Iruma
    All you have to do is sit there,
    so you don't stand out, right?
[08:27] Asmodeus
    Indeed. Then I shall choose that, as well.
[08:31] Iruma
    What did you choose for
    your electives, Clara?
[08:33] Clara
    Gulp!
SIGN    Pharmacology
SIGN    Succubus-sensei's Course in Seduction (Girls only)
SIGN    Stolas Suzie-sensei's Diabotany
[08:37] Nar
    Succubus-sensei's course in seduction!
[08:45] Nar
    Raim-sensei is a succubus.
[08:47] Nar
    A breathtakingly sexy teacher
    whose classes cannot
[08:51] Nar
    be described in words because
    they're so... Well, you know.
[08:55] Nar
    She will gladly instruct you in the ways of
    becoming so sexy it'll make your knees buckle.
[09:00] Raim
    Mwah.
[09:02] Asmodeus
    Don't you know how to read? You poor thing.
[09:07] Clara
    I can read just fine!
[09:09] Asmodeus
    What?! Then are you insane?!
[09:10] Asmodeus
    What are you plotting?!
[09:12] Clara
    I'm not—
[09:14] Asmodeus
    Hey!
[09:15] Clara
    I'm going to seduce him, make him mine,
    and wrap him around my finger!
[09:19] Clara
    Just you wait, Iruma-chi!
[09:24] Clara
    I'll make you fall head over heels for me!
SIGN    No Boys Allowed
[09:30] Nar
    And then, on the day of class...
[09:33] Raim
    Mwah. I'm Raim the succubus, and I'll be
    your instructor in the art of seduction.
SIGN    Raim
[09:38] Raim
    Mwah.
[09:39] Raim
    Today, we'll have a secret
    lesson without the boys...
[09:41] Raim
    a girls-only class on... well, you know.
[09:46] Raim
    First off...
[09:48] Raim
    Sexiness is something you nurture.
[09:51] Raim
    Succubi change their appearance
    to fit the preferences of their prey,
[09:54] Raim
    but the most important thing to remember is...
[09:57] Raim
    Make your prey fall for you...
[10:00] All
    Gulp.
[10:01] Raim
    ...with these techniques.
SIGN    Demon School
    Seduction II
[10:08] Gaako
    Hey! She brought Seduction II with her!
[10:10] Dosanko
    Oh? And what's wrong with that?
[10:12] Raim
    Non, non. You don't get to read that
    until you're in a higher grade.
[10:16] Camui
    Objection!
[10:18] Camui
    They're bound to be able to boost their skills
    later by taking denser lessons earlier on!
[10:23] Girls
    Ew, a boy!
[10:27] Camui
    I should have the right to take this class, too!
[10:30] Raim
    Now, then... I'll be handing
    out your textbooks.
[10:33] Raim
    Sexy Scope.
SIGN    Sexy Scope
[10:36] Nar
    The Sexy Scope is an ability succubi have
    that allows them to measure another's sexiness.
SIGN    Sexiness
[10:44] Raim
    Elizabetta, you're at 89%!
    Amazing! You're an A.
[10:49] Elizabetta
    Oh, my.
[10:53] Raim
    What in the world?! Unbelievable!
[10:56] Raim
    You've got some work to do.
[10:58] Eiko
    Aw, but I even studied!
[11:01] Gaako
    I always make sure to freshen up!
[11:03] Raim
    Both of you are Bs.
[11:06] Raim
    51%... That's not very high.
[11:09] Raim
    You're also a B.
[11:10] Keroli
    Really? That bad?
[11:13] Raim
    Don't worry. The lowest I've
    ever had to deal with is 21%.
[11:16] Raim
    So there's nothing to...
[11:21] Raim
    T-Two?! Two percent?!
[11:24] Raim
    Even babies have at least 3% sexiness!
[11:27] Raim
    You're telling me she's more
    innocent than a baby?!
[11:29] Raim
    Oh my devil!
[11:31] Clara
    Sensei, what percent am I? Well?
[11:35] Clara
    A hundred?
[11:40] Raim
    Little baby, you're going to read
    some special textbooks, understood?
[11:45] Clara
    Special?
[11:46] Raim
    Yes!
[11:47] Clara
    Roger!
[11:51] Clara
    My First Seduction...
SIGN     Let's
    Play!
[12:08] Clara
    "Step one: Posing.
[12:11] Clara
    Your sexiness is determined by how
    you stand and present yourself.
[12:14] Clara
    Push out your hips, keep your hands cute,
[12:16] Clara
    and open your legs just
    enough to still be modest."
[12:19] Clara
    Ah, I see.
[12:24] Clara
    Gulp.
[12:26] Clara
    Ta-da!
[12:29] Iruma
    Huh?
[12:31] Clara
    That was perfect! How'd you like that?!
[12:33] Clara
    My hip's out, my hands are
    cute, my legs are open...
[12:37] Iruma
    Er... Is this some kind of new exercise?
[12:40] Clara
    Fail!
[12:41] Iruma
    What failed?!
[12:46] Clara
    "Step two: Touching.
[12:48] Clara
    A nonchalant touch will give
    you the maximum effect.
[12:51] Clara
    Go in for a close-up.
[12:55] Clara
    Beginners should start with a simple touch."
[13:02] Clara
    Touch!
[13:05] Iruma
    Did you want a piggyback ride?
[13:07] Clara
    Touch.
[13:10] Iruma
    Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
[13:13] Both
    Bake me a cake as fast as you can...
[13:15] Clara
    I'll let you off the hook for today!
[13:22] Clara
    "Step three: Wear something that
    shakes to gather their attention."
[13:25] Clara
    Fluffering-a-ling!
[13:27] Clara
    Ring-a-ling!
[13:28] Asmodeus
    I take my eyes off you for one second and
    there you go doing bizarre things again!
[13:34] Clara
    "Four: Use perfume to change your image."
[13:37] Clara
    Hngh!
[13:43] Jazz
    What is that stench?!
[13:44] Schneider
    Something has come in
    contact with my eyeballs!
[13:47] Sabro
    It stings from my nose to my head!
[13:49] Lead
    The window! Open the window!
[13:51] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, don't breathe this in! Iruma-sama!
[13:55] Clara
    "Warning: Putting on too much has
    the opposite effect, so be careful."
[14:04] Clara
    "Five: Makeup."
[14:06] Jazz
    You're hilarious!
[14:07] Sabro
    That face could kill.
[14:09] Camui
    Actually, you know...
[14:11] Goemon
    What?!
[14:21] Clara
    Seduction is too hard...
[14:28] Clara
    I'm home...
[14:30] Konchie And Keebow
    Welcome home, Sis!
[14:39] Sin Sin And Ran Ran
    Hey, hey...
[14:43] Konchie And Keebow
    Sis, you dummy!
[14:47] Clara
    What did you say?!
[14:58] Sin Sin And Ran Ran
    Hey, hey!
[14:59] Sin Sin And Ran Ran
    Smooch, smooch. Smooch,
    smooch. Smooch, smooch.
[15:06] Mommy
    Smooch. Welcome home, Clara.
[15:13] Clara
    I'm back!
[15:16] Clara
    Special move: Return Kiss!
[15:19] Clara
    Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy,
    smoochy, smoochy...
[15:25] Konchie & Keebow
    Wh-What a lovely feeling...
[15:34] Family
    Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
    Who's the cutest in the whole wide world?
[15:37] Mommy
    Here you go!
[15:38] Other Than Clara
    It's Clara!
[15:41] Clara
    Oh, yeah!
[15:42] Family
    Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[15:43] Family
    Who's the most handsome
    in the whole wide world!
[15:46] Family
    It's Keebow!
[15:49] Keebow And Konchie
    And Konchie, too!
[15:50] Mommy
    Kiss, kiss, kiss!
[15:52] Clara
    Rolly, rolly, so full of energy!
[15:58] Family
    Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:00] Family
    Who's the most mischievous
    in the whole wide world?
[16:06] Sin Sin
    Sin Sin!
[16:07] Ran Ran
    Ran Ran!
[16:09] Family Other Than Mommy
    Smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:10] Family Other Than Mommy
    Who's the most beautiful
    in the whole wide world?
[16:13] Konchie And Keebow
    Of course, that's Mommy!
[16:15] Mommy
    Why, thank you.
[16:17] Mommy
    The storm is calling! Let's make a miracle!
[16:25] Konchie And Keebow
    Throw your blues away!
[16:29] ---
    Oh, pink!
[16:33] Clara
    What's the number one invincible, ultimate,
    perfect, lovely thing in the whole wide world?
[16:44] Clara And Mommy
    That's smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:46] Clara; Mommy; Keebow; And Konchie
    That's smoochy, smoochy, smooch!
[16:51] Clara
    That's...
[16:54] All
    ...kissing!
[17:04] Clara
    Oh, yeah!
[17:11] Clara
    A kiss that'll make a miracle...
[17:33] Clara
    Gulp...
[17:37] Iruma
    Good morning, Clara.
[17:39] Clara
    Hiss!
[17:41] Clara
    Pose!
[17:43] Iruma
    Huh?
[17:47] Iruma
    Huh?!
[17:49] Clara
    Touch!
[17:50] Clara
    Shaky things!
[17:51] Clara
    Perfume!
[17:54] Clara
    Makeup!
[17:55] Iruma
    Wait, what?!
[17:57] Clara
    Take this!
[18:01] Nar
    But Iruma has his Overwhelming
    Crisis Evasion Capability.
[18:19] Clara
    Eggie-sensei!
[18:23] Kalego
    Silence!
[18:25] Kalego
    You know what's coming, don't you?
[18:26] Clara
    Yup.
[18:30] Clara
    Respect your teachers and look
    out for your fellow classmates.
[18:34] Clara
    All for demons, and demons for all.
[18:38] Clara
    Respect your teachers...
[18:41] Raim
    You're not cut out for this.
[18:43] Clara
    D'oh!
[18:45] Raim
    If you're struggling this much as a beginner,
     you're never going to grow.
[18:47] Clara
    Oh my devil!
[18:49] Raim
    But if you want this boy to
    fall for you no matter what...
[18:54] Raim
    There's a secret weapon.
[18:56] Clara
    Weapon?!
[18:57] Raim
    Mwah! The Succubus Brand Pheromone Perfume!
[19:01] Raim
    One whiff of this and you
    can make any man yours!
[19:04] Raim
    You tried really hard,
    so I'll even give it to you for... Oh?
[19:08] Clara
    I don't want it.
[19:09] Raim
    What?
[19:18] Clara
    Who would've thought
     I'd have no sexiness at all?
[19:21] Clara
    Totally blindsided.
[19:28] Clara
    She's gonna take Iruma-chi away from me!
[19:33] Asmodeus
    There you go, doing bizarre things again!
[19:35] Jazz
    What is that stench?!
[19:36] Sabro
    That face could kill.
[19:37] Raim
    You're not cut out for this.
[19:42] Raim
    One whiff of this and you
    can make any man yours!
[19:45] Clara
    I don't need that stuff.
[19:48] Clara
    Even I can be...
[19:50] Iruma
    There you are.
[19:51] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[19:53] Iruma
    Thank goodness I found you.
    I was worried about you.
[19:59] Iruma
    You always run off somewhere
    the second I look away. Jeez...
[20:04] Clara
    Yeah.
[20:05] Clara
    You never know what I'm going to do.
[20:08] Iruma
    It's dangerous for a girl
    to be out here alone.
[20:13] Iruma
    For a girl to be out here... For a girl...
[20:19] Iruma
    I mean, not many people come here...
[20:21] Clara
    A girl?!
[20:22] Iruma
    Huh?
[20:23] Clara
    Am I a girl?! Do you think I'm a girl?!
[20:26] Iruma
    Uh, yes...
[20:32] Clara
    Aw, I see.
[20:33] Iruma
    Uh?!
[20:35] Clara
    I see, I see.
[20:39] Clara
    One day...
[20:42] Clara
    I'll make you fall head over heels for me.
[20:47] Iruma
    Wait... Was that a badump?
[20:49] Clara
    Man! I feel so much better now!
[20:52] Clara
    I'm sure Azz-Azz is pretty lonely, so let's go!
[20:54] Iruma
    Huh? S-Sure...
[20:57] Clara
    Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[20:58] Iruma
    Clara?!
[20:59] Clara
    Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[20:59] Iruma
    Clara! Clara!
[21:00] Clara
    Go, go, Iruma-chi! Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[21:02] Raim
    Oh?
[21:03] ---
    Clara!
[21:04] Raim
    Oh, my. I wonder what happened.
[21:16] Iruma
    I'm not sure what she was doing,
    but Clara worked really hard.
[21:21] Iruma
    You're amazing, Clara.
[21:26] (Flashback) Ameri
    I'll wait for you to stand by my side, Iruma.
[21:29] Iruma
    There are people who believe in me,
[21:32] Iruma
    so if I just think of this as
    practice to come up with a goal—
[21:42] Asmodeus
    You want to go up a rank?
[21:48] Iruma
    Yeah.
[23:22] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:25] Raim
    A handsome boy is lost.
[23:28] Raim
    What do you do?
[23:29] Elizabetta
    Gradually get closer to him as
    I lead him to his destination.
[23:35] Keroli
    I'm too shy to talk to him...
[23:39] Clara
    I'll go kaboom! And lead him!
[23:41] Clara
    And then we'll bam! Play at the park!
[23:43] Clara
    And squeeze! We'll be friends!
[23:46] Dosanko
    Pretending to be lost in front of me?
[23:49] Dosanko
    I know exactly what you're
    trying to do, you weirdo.
[23:52] Camui
    A handsome boy?
[23:54] Camui
    I'm going to walk right by.
[23:57] Camui
    Let me learn things!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama wants to go up a rank?
[24:03] Asmodeus
    Always so positive! He's a demon's
    demon! Devil is beautiful!
[24:07] Asmodeus
    You've slain me again, Iruma-sama!
    You just keep slaying me over and over!
[24:11] Asmodeus
    Please rise up to the highest rank, Yodh,
    so you can slay all the demons in the school!
[24:16] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:18] Asmodeus
    "Iruma's Decision and Hard Work."
[24:20] Asmodeus
    Now, Iruma-sama, let us raise your rank...
[24:23] Asmodeus
    by playing execution cannonball!
SIGN    End

E9 - Iruma's Decision and Hard Work

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[00:01] Ameri
    Iruma, what is your dream?
[00:05] Ameri
    A student's main duty is to climb the ranks.
[00:08] Ameri
    For now, why not try to become a Bet?
[00:13] Ameri
    I'll wait for you to stand by my side, Iruma.
[00:18] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:20] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:24] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[00:31] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[00:33] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[00:39] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[00:42] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Iruma's Decision and Hard Work
[02:15] All
    "Iruma's Decision and Hard Work."
[02:21] Asmodeus
    What?
[02:22] ---
    You want to raise your rank?
[02:25] Iruma
    Yeah, I do.
[02:30] Iruma
    For now, I just want to
    climb from Alef to Bet.
SIGN    Alef
SIGN    Bet
[02:35] Iruma
    So I was hoping you could
    show me how to raise my...
[02:39] Iruma
    Wha—
[02:41] Iruma
    Azz-kun?!
[02:44] Asmodeus
    I almost thought Iruma-sama
    had no interest in ranks,
[02:48] Asmodeus
    but I guess it must've been
    getting to him deep down.
[02:51] Iruma
    Huh? Um...
[02:52] Asmodeus
    And he has every right to be upset!
[02:54] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama did something as
    unprecedented as making
[02:58] ---
    the Guardian of Cutthroat Valley his pet,
    yet his rank was declared immeasurable!
[03:03] Asmodeus
    He obviously can't be ranked on the
    same scale as the rest of us demons,
[03:06] Asmodeus
    but that's no reason to place
    him at the lowest rank of Alef!
SIGN    Alef
    
     Iruma
[03:12] Asmodeus
    I was displeased when you
    were ranked as an Alef, as well!
[03:17] Asmodeus
    All of our foolish classmates and their
    lack of ambition had left me numb,
[03:21] Asmodeus
    but moving up the ranks is a demon's pride!
[03:24] Asmodeus
    Let us move up the ranks!
[03:26] Asmodeus
    We must prepare at once!
[03:28] Iruma
    S-Sure...
[03:29] Clara
    Prepare for what?
[03:31] Asmodeus
    What else?
[03:32] Asmodeus
    Prepare Iruma-sama to rise
    to the highest rank, Yodh,
[03:36] Asmodeus
    and then... to reign over...
[03:38] Asmodeus
    all of Babyls!
[03:42] Both
    What?!
[03:45] Demon A
    Holy crap!
[03:46] Demon B
    Did you hear that?! He's crazy!
[03:48] Demon C
    Is this the birth of a new legend?!
[03:52] Eiko
    I'm sure Iruma-san can do it!
[03:54] Clara
    One promotion, please!
[03:56] Come-Come
    Leave.
[03:58] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun,
[04:00] ---
    I'm fine with just being a Bet...
[04:03] Asmodeus
    Huh? B-But...
[04:07] Asmodeus
    Nay, this is Iruma-sama we're talking about.
[04:10] Asmodeus
    I'm sure he has some profound
    reason that I could never even fathom.
[04:15] Asmodeus
    I apologize for my presumptuousness.
[04:18] Iruma
    Er, don't worry about it!
[04:20] ---
    Could we stop standing ou—
[04:21] Asmodeus
    Now,
[04:22] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is going to prepare
    to rise up to the rank of Bet.
[04:27] Asmodeus
    Make way!
[04:29] Demon A
    Why Bet?
[04:30] Demon B
    He suddenly brought the bar way down.
[04:32] Demon C
    This is still gonna be crazy.
[04:34] Demon D
    I'm devi looking forward to it!
[04:36] Eiko
    Wh-What should I do?
[04:38] ---
    If Iruma-san goes up to Bet,
    we won't be the same rank anymore.
[04:42] Gaako
    Well, you could move up, too.
[04:51] Lead
    Sounds fun.
[04:53] Asmodeus
    Now, let us go, Iruma-sama.
[04:55] Iruma
    S-Sure.
[04:56] Clara
    Wait, wait!
[04:59] Come-Come
    Take her away.
[05:00] Clara
    Yeah! Take me away!
[05:09] Iruma
    Wh-Where are we?
[05:14] Asmodeus
    This is Babyls's underground gym.
[05:18] Iruma
    Wow, I never knew a place like
    this existed under our classrooms.
SIGN    Fear 1
SIGN    They're Here
[05:23] Iruma
    I'm shocked.
[05:25] Clara
    It's so big!
[05:27] Clara
    Connor! Murf!
[05:29] Clara
    You can run around
    all you want down here!
[05:31] Clara
    Roll...ing-g-g-g-g-g-g-g!
[05:36] Iruma
    They're not actually running...
[05:38] Asmodeus
    Honestly, she's such a nuisance.
[05:41] Asmodeus
    Now, then.
[05:43] Asmodeus
    There is currently one way for you
    to raise your rank, Iruma-sama.
[05:47] Asmodeus
    And that is to get good marks
[05:49] ---
    on the periodic rank promotion
    exams we have in class.
[05:52] Iruma
    Promotion...
[05:54] Clara
    ...exams?
[05:56] Asmodeus
    The next promotion exam is in one week.
[05:59] Asmodeus
    And the thing we'll be tested on...
[06:02] Asmodeus
    is execution cannonball.
SIGN    Execution Cannonball
[06:07] Iruma
    Execution...
[06:09] Clara
    ...skip to my lou?
[06:10] Asmodeus
    Cannonball! You didn't get
    a single part of that right!
[06:13] Asmodeus
    Execution cannonball was once
[06:15] ---
    used as a test to quell a sudden outbreak
    of demons fighting over their territories.
[06:20] Asmodeus
    It is a bloody massacre!
[06:24] Asmodeus
    We use weapons called caimans
    that, once they bite down,
[06:27] ---
    will not let go of their prey
    until they're torn to shreds.
[06:37] Asmodeus
    The first to enter their enemy's castle
     and eliminate everyone inside is the winner.
[06:44] Iruma
    Th-That's horrifying!
[06:46] Asmodeus
    Indeed. But due to the
    number of casualties...
[06:50] Asmodeus
    We just use this ball
    now instead of caimans.
[06:54] Iruma
    A ball!
[06:56] Asmodeus
    And, to conserve time and money,
[06:59] ---
    we will use these territories
    marked by lines instead of castles!
[07:01] Iruma
    That's super effective!
[07:03] Asmodeus
    Those who are hit by the ball
    must leave the field!
[07:05] Iruma
    Leave the field?
[07:07] Clara
    Bring it on! Hey, hey!
[07:09] Asmodeus
    Those sent off the field
[07:10] Asmodeus
    can come back in as soon as they
    hit an enemy with the ball.
[07:14] Asmodeus
    Valac, bring out the cursed puppets
     so we can have enough players.
[07:17] Clara
    'Kay!
[07:19] Doll
    Cursed...
SIGN    Cursed
[07:20] Doll
    Cursed...
[07:20] Doll
    Cursed...
[07:21] Doll
    Cursed...
[07:22] Doll
    Cursed...
[07:24] All
    Cursed!
SIGN    Cursed Puppets
[07:27] Asmodeus
    All right! Let us start practicing!
[07:29] Iruma
    Sure!
[07:30] Clara
    Yeah! Bring it!
[07:37] Doll
    Cursed!
[07:40] Asmodeus
    Here I go!
SIGN    Cursed
[07:42] Iruma
    Yay!
[07:43] ---
    Cursed!
[07:46] Iruma
    This is just dodgeball!
[07:51] Iruma
    I mean, I sort of figured it out
    during the explanation, but...
[07:54] Doll
    Curse?
[07:54] Asmodeus
    Is something the matter?
[07:56] Iruma
    I won't be led astray again!
[07:58] Iruma
    I guess the netherworld has
    a surprisingly laid-back side.
[08:01] Iruma
    If we're just playing dodgeball, even I can—
[08:15] Iruma
    S-Sabnock-kun!
[08:17] Sabro
    A battle to the death to climb the ranks...
[08:19] Sabro
    I'd expect nothing less from thee!
[08:22] Jazz
    Oh, there you are.
    We're bored, so let us play, too!
[08:25] Elizabetta And Lead
    Let's play! Let's play!
[08:27] Schneider
    Harmony is the greatest of virtues.
[08:29] Picero
    Jeez, what a pain...
[08:32] Iruma
    Guys!
[08:34] Sabro
    Such merriment!
[08:38] Goemon
    Special Technique...
[08:43] Goemon
    Wind-Sword Kill!
SIGN    Wind-Sword Kill
[08:59] Picero
    You're so loud!
[09:00] Sabro
    I'm not done yet!
[09:02] Sabro
    Take this and this and this!
[09:08] Jazz
    Wow...
[09:09] Clara
    Want some candies?
[09:11] Iruma
    This isn't laid-back at all!
[09:14] (Flashback) Ameri
    I'll be waiting for you, Iruma.
[09:17] Iruma
    I'm sorry. I can't, Ameri-san.
[09:19] Iruma
    I'll never be able to climb the ranks like this.
[09:22] Iruma
    I don't think training is
    going to help me here...
[09:25] Asmodeus
    Training, Iruma-sama?
[09:27] Iruma
    Huh?!
[09:27] Asmodeus
    You must want to train!
[09:29] Iruma
    Huh? Um...
[09:31] Asmodeus
    There is a possibility that your rank
    will be immeasurable again.
[09:35] Asmodeus
    We need to be extra careful.
[09:38] Asmodeus
    But I fear that I will not be a substantial
    opponent for your training.
[09:43] Asmodeus
    Why don't you discuss this matter
    with someone of a much higher rank?
[09:48] Iruma
    A high-ranking demon?
[09:50] Asmodeus
    Yes.
[09:51] Asmodeus
    It's someone you know as well.
[09:54] Iruma
    Who's that?
SIGN    Chair-Demon's Office
[10:02] Sullivan
    I see...
[10:06] Sullivan
    Please... Tell me more about this training.
[10:22] Kalego
    Where the hell did they all go?
SIGN    Sure
[10:38] ---
    Friend or foe, Iruma is completely
    surrounded by demons.
[10:41] Nar
    The difference in strength between Iruma
    and the others is beyond evident.
[10:46] Iruma
    There's nothing I could
    possibly do right now.
[10:50] Iruma
    So...
[10:52] Iruma
    Thank you for training me, Chair-Demon.
[10:57] Sullivan
    Oh, Iruma-kun...
[10:59] Sullivan
    You're supposed to call me
    Grandpa outside of school!
[11:03] Sullivan
    Why did we bother coming back home?
[11:06] Iruma
    Huh? S-Sorry!
[11:08] Iruma
    It wasn't for my training?
[11:11] Sullivan
    Okay, first, let's give it a light throw.
[11:15] Sullivan
    Throw it at that.
[11:18] Iruma
    I-I'm not sure I can throw that far...
[11:21] Iruma
    I'm really bad at this.
[11:23] Sullivan
    You'll be fine as long as you do just as I say.
[11:26] Sullivan
    Spread your legs just a little.
[11:28] Iruma
    L-Like this?
[11:30] Sullivan
    Yes, perfect!
[11:32] ---
    And don't put too much
    strength into your right arm.
[11:35] Iruma
    Okay.
[11:36] Sullivan
    Now, try throwing it.
[11:38] Iruma
    I was imagining some kind of
    really crazy training method,
[11:42] ---
    but this is basically
    just normal dodgeball.
[11:46] Iruma
    O-Okay, I'll give it a shot!
[11:48] Sullivan
    Oh, when you throw,
    make sure you yell, "Libera!"
[11:52] Iruma
    Wait, what?
[11:53] Iruma
    Libera!
[11:57] Iruma
    Huh?
[12:05] Sullivan
    Woo!
[12:08] Sullivan
    Well done.
[12:10] Sullivan
    You'll annihilate them! Make no mistake!
[12:13] Sullivan
    Training complete.
[12:14] Iruma
    Everything about this is a mistake!
[12:16] ---
    No using magic!
[12:17] Sullivan
    Aw, why not? It's so easy.
[12:20] Iruma
    Um...
[12:22] Iruma
    This power is actually your power,
[12:25] ---
    so I feel like it's cheating.
[12:28] Iruma
    I want to be able to do this on my own.
[12:32] Iruma
    So I don't want to use magic.
[12:38] Sullivan
    But it's going to be difficult
    to do this without magic.
[12:42] Sullivan
    So...
[12:47] Sullivan
    I just strengthened your hands so you can
    at least catch a ball thrown by demons.
[12:54] Sullivan
    This will allow you to
    have a fair match, right?
[12:59] Iruma
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[13:02] Sullivan
    Wholesome...
[13:08] Iruma
    Wh-What's wrong?
[13:10] Sullivan
    I'm saving that image
    in my heart's memory.
[13:12] ---
    I need to make sure
    I put a file lock on it.
[13:15] Iruma
    Memo... File lock?!
[13:16] ---
    Wait, what?
[13:17] Iruma
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[13:18] Iruma
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[13:19] Iruma
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[13:20] Iruma
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[13:22] Sullivan
    Devi, devi, devi!
[13:24] Sullivan
    Well, I'll be going now.
[13:25] Iruma
    Huh?
[13:26] Sullivan
    Don't worry.
[13:28] Sullivan
    If you want to train without using magic,
[13:30] ---
    I know of a better teacher.
[13:38] Opera
    I will now take over as your mentor.
[13:42] Iruma
    Opera-san?
[13:45] Sullivan
    Okay, I'm leaving the rest to you!
[13:49] Sullivan
    Do your best!
[13:51] Iruma
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[13:55] Opera
    Now, let us begin.
[13:57] Iruma
    Wait!
[13:59] Iruma
    This is...
[14:00] Iruma
    too sudden!
[14:02] Opera
    I will keep going.
[14:06] Iruma
    Wait!
[14:07] Iruma
    Seriously!
[14:08] Iruma
    Wait, wait!
[14:10] Iruma
    Opera-san? Opera-san?!
[14:16] Opera
    As I thought, you are a true
    master at evading, Iruma-sama.
[14:20] Opera
    But if you want to raise your rank,
[14:22] ---
    you can't just evade.
[14:24] ---
    You have to hit your opponent.
[14:26] Iruma
    Hit... my opponent?
[14:30] Opera
    Indeed.
[14:34] Opera
    First, let's try catching the ball.
[14:37] Opera
    As much as this pains me,
[14:38] ---
    I'm going to continue throwing.
[14:40] Iruma
    But... wait... this is...
[14:43] Opera
    Oh, how it pains me so.
[14:46] Iruma
    There's no sign of any expression on your face!
[14:49] Opera
    This is all so you don't
    get hurt in a real match.
[14:53] Opera
    Also, if you truly wish
    to move up the ranks,
[14:56] ---
    it will require even harsher guidance.
[14:59] Opera
    Please be prepared.
[15:07] Opera
    That is all for today.
[15:08] Iruma
    Okay...
[15:11] Iruma
    Catch...
[15:14] Iruma
    Catch?
[15:17] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, how goes your training?
[15:20] Asmodeus
    Please allow me to support you!
[15:22] Asmodeus
    We're friends, after all!
[15:23] Asmodeus
    No need to reply.
[15:25] ---
    I'm just honored that you
    dread my messages at all!
[15:27] Clara
    Go, go, Iruma-chi! Devi, devi, go, go!
SIGN    I'm cheering for you!
SIGN    Devi devi fight!
SIGN    I'm Murf
SIGN    I'm Connor
[15:30] Asmodeus
    Must you interrupt me even
    here, you insolent fool?!
[15:31] Clara
    Devi, devi, go, go!
[15:32] Iruma
    Azz-kun... And Clara, too...
[15:32] Asmodeus
    Listen to me!
[15:33] Clara
    Devi, devi, go, go!
[15:33] Asmodeus
    Hey, listen to me!
[15:36] Iruma
    Thank you.
[15:39] Iruma
    Oh, yeah.
[15:40] ---
    I should probably report
    back to Ameri-san, too.
[15:44] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[15:46] Clara
    Fight, fight!
[15:48] Opera
    Today, we shall continue
    our lessons in catching.
[15:51] Opera
    Okay.
[15:56] Opera
    Whenever the ball is about to hit your face,
[15:58] ---
    I will stop it like so.
[16:00] Opera
    Please catch it rather than evading it.
[16:02] Iruma
    Okay.
[16:08] Iruma
    I'm sorry!
[16:10] ---
    My body has a mind of its own!
[16:11] Opera
    Please listen.
[16:12] Opera
    It is crucial that you watch
    the ball and concentrate.
[16:17] Opera
    Here we go, Iruma-sama.
[16:19] ---
    Okay.
[16:20] Opera
    Catch the ball!
[16:23] Iruma
    Keep my eyes on the... ball?!
[16:29] Opera
    Now, grab it!
[16:32] Iruma
    I can't!
[16:34] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[16:35] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[16:45] Opera
    That's the spirit!
[16:46] Opera
    Brace your lower body and concentrate!
[16:52] Iruma
    Okay!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[16:55] Ameri
    So Iruma's begun his training...
[16:59] Ameri
    I guess we'll have to put the reading
    of the forbidden texts on hold.
[17:03] Ameri
    It must be done.
[17:05] Ameri
    I will wait until his exam is over.
SIGN    My hellish
     training begins!
SIGN    Indeed!
[17:10] Ameri
    Do your best, Iruma.
[17:13] Opera
    You need to strengthen those muscles!
[17:16] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[17:17] Clara
    Fight!
[17:23] Clara
    You can do it, Iruma-chi!
[17:25] ---
    Lift me up!
[17:26] Asmodeus
    Do not interfere!
[17:31] Opera
    Faster!
[17:35] Iruma
    Catch...
[17:43] Iruma
    Catch...
[17:52] Iruma
    Catch!
[18:00] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[18:02] Asmodeus
    Here's some water.
[18:03] Iruma
    Thanks, Azz-kun!
[18:05] Clara
    Eat more! More!
[18:07] Asmodeus
    I see you have a healthy
    appetite as usual.
[18:13] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[18:15] Asmodeus
    Your hand...
[18:16] Asmodeus
    I-It's scraped all over!
[18:19] Iruma
    Yeah!
[18:20] ---
    The ball actually hits my
    hands half the time now!
[18:24] Iruma
    Also, I can finally distinguish
    Opera-san's different moods.
[18:29] Iruma
    When the kitty ears are droopy,
    that means "bad mood."
[18:31] Iruma
    When the kitty ears are pointed up,
    that means "good mood."
[18:33] Clara
    Huh...
[18:34] Asmodeus
    I see...
[18:39] Iruma
    Catch... Catch...
[18:42] Clara
    Iruma-chi's amazing, huh?
[18:44] ---
    Most demons get bored easily.
[18:47] Asmodeus
    Yes...
[18:49] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama is...
[18:51] Asmodeus
    quite eccentric.
[18:54] Iruma
    Okay, back to training I go!
[18:56] Both
    Yeah!
[18:58] Clara
    Take that!
[19:17] Sullivan
    Looks like he worked
    really hard again today.
[19:20] Sullivan
    So, how is the training going?
    Do you think he'll make it in time?
[19:24] Opera
    He still has yet to catch
    the ball even once.
[19:27] Sullivan
    What?!
[19:28] Sullivan
    Is he going to be okay?
    Will he be able to do it?
[19:31] Opera
    However...
[19:33] Opera
    He seems to be having fun every day.
[19:38] Sullivan
    I see!
[19:46] Iruma
    Just a little bit more...
[19:48] Opera
    Tomorrow is the promotion exam.
[19:50] Opera
    There's no more time.
[19:54] Iruma
    Just a little more!
[19:58] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[19:58] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[20:03] Iruma
    Just a little more!
[20:04] Iruma
    Another one, please!
[20:06] Opera
    Here I go.
[20:11] Iruma
    Brace my lower body...
[20:14] Iruma
    And...
[20:18] Opera
    Keep your eyes on the ball!
[20:23] Iruma
    Keep my eyes...
[20:26] Iruma
    on the ball!
[20:31] Iruma
    Keep my eyes...
[20:37] Iruma
    on the ball!
[20:51] Iruma
    I caught it!
[20:53] Asmodeus
    Splendid!
[20:54] Clara
    Five, five, devi five!
[20:56] Both
    Yay!
[20:58] Asmodeus
    Hey! Iruma-sama's hands are injured!
[21:01] Iruma
    I'm fine!
[21:02] ---
    Did you want to do it, too?
[21:04] Asmodeus
    M-May I?
[21:09] Clara
    Devi five!
[21:11] Clara
    Devi, devi five!
[21:13] Clara
    Devi, devi five!
[21:13] Opera
    Let us continue before
    you forget that feeling.
[21:19] Opera
    Once we are finished here,
[21:21] ---
    I shall prepare my finest meal for you.
[21:25] Iruma
    Okay!
[21:31] Sullivan
    Looks like he's ready.
[21:35] Opera
    Yes.
[21:45] Opera
    Quite ready.
SIGN    Next Time!
    Execution Cannonball!
[23:23] Clara
    Su-ki-ma! Su-ki-ma! Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:27] Iruma
    Ameri-san!
[23:28] ---
    I'm sorry I haven't been able to read
    First Love Memories to you lately!
[23:31] Ameri
    It's true that I'd like to
    know what happens next,
[23:34] Ameri
    but I also want him to do
    his best with his training.
[23:39] Ameri
    That's right!
[23:40] ---
    There was that scene in the forbidden texts
    where they spoke honestly about their feelings.
[23:44] Ameri
    I'll use that same method to
    tell him how I'm truly feeling.
[23:48] Ameri
    Iruma!
[23:53] Ameri
    About you reading to me...
[23:55] Iruma
    So you are mad?
[23:57] Nar
    The wall slam ended in failure.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:02] Sullivan
    You're working so hard, Iruma-kun.
[24:03] Sullivan
    Grandpa's so happy!
[24:05] Sullivan
    I've been recording all of
    your hard work, Iruma-kun.
[24:08] Sullivan
    I have the latest tech and
    even 666K video quality.
[24:12] Sullivan
    I'll surprise you with this
    footage at your wedding.
[24:17] Sullivan
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:19] Sullivan
    "Fierce Battle, Execution Cannonball."
[24:21] Sullivan
    You can do it, you can do it, Iruma-kun!
[24:22] Sullivan
    Hooray, hooray, Iruma-kun!
SIGN    End

E10 - Fierce Battle, Execution Cannonball!!

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[00:01] Iruma
    Keep my eyes...
[00:03] Iruma
    on the ball!
[00:08] Asmodeus
    Splendid!
[00:09] Clara
    Five, five, devi five!
[00:12] Sullivan
    Looks like he's ready.
[00:15] Opera
    Yes.
[00:18] Opera
    Quite ready.
[00:22] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:24] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:28] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[00:35] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[00:37] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[00:43] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[00:46] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Fierce Battle, Execution Cannonball!!
[02:19] All
    "Fierce Battle, Execution Cannonball!!"
[02:24] Nar
    The day of the execution
    cannonball promotion exam.
[02:30] Sullivan
    The day's finally here!
[02:32] Sullivan
    How are you feeling?
    You think you'll do okay?
[02:35] Iruma
    Yes.
[02:36] Iruma
    Or at least... I wish I could say that.
[02:41] Opera
    Are you still scared?
[02:43] Iruma
    W-Well, I mean...
[02:46] Opera
    Allow me to give you
     one last piece of advice.
[02:50] Sullivan
    Hey, isn't that mine?
[02:51] Opera
    You can consider it a life hack.
[02:55] Iruma
    Life hack?
[02:56] Opera
    It's an old netherworld technique,
[03:01] ---
    but fear is utter humiliation for demons.
SIGN    He
     Dalet
    Gimel
     Bet
     Alef
[03:05] Opera
    When it comes to surviving in such a
    competitive society as the netherworld,
[03:08] Opera
    fearing your enemy is the same as defeat.
[03:14] Opera
    So the more scared you are,
    the more you should be up front.
[03:18] Opera
    Turn your fear into excitement.
[03:21] Sullivan
    Really, isn't that mine?
[03:24] Clara
    Morning! Morning!
[03:25] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[03:26] Clara
    Morning! Morning! Morning! Iruma-chi!
[03:26] Asmodeus
    We've come to pick you up.
[03:27] Iruma
    I'd better get going.
[03:32] Iruma
    Thank you, Opera-san.
[03:40] Iruma
    I just need to prepare
    myself and step forward.
[03:45] Azuki
    Today's the day of the
    promotion exam, isn't it?
[03:47] Haruno
    I wonder if Asmodeus-sama's going
    to raise his rank even higher.
[03:50] Konatsu
    I'll be shocked if he doesn't.
[03:52] Dosanko
    Hot guys who are kept down aren't so bad.
[04:00] Ameri
    Today's the day.
[04:05] Sabro
    I shall win!
[04:07] Goemon
    No, it'll be me!
[04:08] Lead
    Let's finish this up so I can go
    home and get back to my game.
[04:12] Jazz
    I haven't exercised in forever.
[04:14] Elizabetta
    Please take it easy on me.
[04:15] Caim
    I shall protect you!
[04:19] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, let's show them
    the results of your training.
[04:20] Clara
    Promotion! Promotion!
[04:22] ---
    Connor and Murf are cheering you on, too!
[04:22] Iruma
    S-Sure.
[04:24] Kalego
    Silence.
[04:26] Kalego
    Let us go over the rules.
SIGN    Super easy!
SIGN    Execution Cannonball Explanation
SIGN    Super easy!
SIGN    Execution Cannonball Explanation
[04:30] Announcer
    A super easy execution
    cannonball explanation!
[04:34] Announcer
    One: each team should have
    one person outside the field.
[04:37] Announcer
    Two: everyone else will be within the field.
[04:40] Announcer
    Three: those hit by the
    ball must exit the field.
[04:43] Announcer
    You can continue to attack
    from outside the field.
[04:45] Announcer
    But please note: even if you hit someone,
    you cannot return to the field.
[04:50] Announcer
    Four: you may only use magic on the ball.
[04:54] Announcer
    You may not attack your
    opponent with magic directly.
[04:57] Announcer
    Okay, let's all pla— Ow!
[05:01] Kalego
    That basically sums it up.
[05:03] Lead
    He sure does hate that
    cute explanation thing...
[05:07] Kalego
    Your promotions will be
    determined by which team wins
[05:11] ---
    and the ranks of the opponents you hit.
[05:14] Kalego
    I will now hand out arm bands
    for Teams A and B.
[05:17] Kalego
    Team A is yellow, and Team B is red.
[05:21] Kalego
    Once you put them on,
    split up on the court.
[05:23] All
    Okay!
[05:26] Clara
    Yellow!
[05:27] Clara
    Team A is the best team!
    Team A is the victory team!
[05:31] Asmodeus
    It's finally time.
[05:32] Clara
    Team A is the best team!
[05:33] Iruma
    I-I'm so nervous!
[05:35] Asmodeus
    Fear not! You trained so much!
[05:38] Asmodeus
    Let's show the class what you're made of!
[05:42] Iruma
    Yeah!
[05:47] Asmodeus
    Now, let us enter the court...
[05:53] Iruma
    B?
[05:55] Asmodeus
    A?
SIGN    Cursed
[06:05] Asmodeus
    Hey! Why are we divided up like this?!
[06:08] Asmodeus
    Having Iruma-sama and I on separate teams
    when we're friends is inconceivable!
[06:12] Kalego
    You were split to even out the power balance.
[06:14] Kalego
    No objections. Line up.
[06:17] Clara
    Yay! I'm with Iruma-chi!
[06:20] Asmodeus
    But... But...
[06:22] Iruma
    Now, now...
[06:25] Asmodeus
    This just means I'll have to help
    Iruma-sama from the enemy camp.
[06:29] Asmodeus
    Leave it to me!
[06:30] Iruma
    Uh... what?
[06:32] Clara
    Hurry up, Iruma-chi!
[06:34] Iruma
    Oh, sure.
[06:35] Iruma
    Let's both do our best!
[06:37] Asmodeus
    Yes. You can count on me.
[06:39] Asmodeus
    But how do I help
    Iruma-sama from this side?
[06:44] Kalego
    Now...
[06:45] Kalego
    Commence execution cannonball!
[06:49] Iruma
    I-It's finally time...
[06:51] Lead
    Everyone knows you should play it safe.
[06:54] Lead
    Don't throw the ball at Iruma-kun.
[06:56] Goemon
    Understood.
[06:59] Goemon
    Not only is he skilled enough
    to defeat Asmodeus,
[07:02] ---
    but he's a master at evasion.
[07:05] Schneider
    A wise man never courts danger.
[07:07] Sabro
    What's the matter? Hurry up and throw!
[07:10] Lead
    Hey, let's throw at him.
[07:12] Lead
    Remember?
[07:13] ---
    He let all our traps hit him
    when he arrived in class.
[07:17] Goemon
    Excellent idea.
[07:18] Schneider
    Seize the opportunity while you can.
[07:20] Lead
    So, who's gonna throw?
[07:22] Caim
    Leave this to me!
[07:23] Goemon
    It shall be me!
[07:25] Jazz
    Mine!
[07:28] Lead
    When did you—
[07:30] Jazz
    And pass.
[07:31] Sabro
    Indeed.
[07:32] Sabro
    Which one of you suicidal fools
    is ready to accept my ball?
[07:45] Kalego
    Keroli, you're ou—
[07:46] Caim
    This ball just hit a girl!
[07:48] Lead
    He caught it, so she's safe!
[07:50] Caim
    Here. I'd love to get to know you better.
[07:52] Elizabetta
    Oh, my.
[07:53] Lead
    Never mind, that's an out.
[07:55] Goemon
    Why are you giving the enemy the ball?
[07:58] Kalego
    Camui, you crossed onto the
    enemy's side, so you're out.
[08:01] Lead
    Time out!
[08:03] Lead
    What the hell, you stupid bird?!
[08:04] Goemon
    I'm gonna fry you up and eat you!
[08:05] Schneider
    Anticlimactic!
[08:06] Kalego
    Resume the game at once,
    or you're disqualified!
[08:11] All
    Yes, sir...
[08:14] Keroli
    Um... The ball...
[08:21] Iruma
    They've multiplied?!
[08:25] Elizabetta
    Oh, my. Balls everywhere.
[08:27] Jazz
    Which one's the real one?
[08:29] Sabro
    This is just another trial
    to become the Demon King!
[08:31] Lead
    We should look for it, too.
[08:33] Goemon
    Understood.
[08:34] Schneider
    Writhing in agony!
[08:36] Sabro
    Found it.
[08:37] Sabro
    My eyes do not deceive me!
[08:42] Iruma
    What?!
[08:44] Jazz
    That's definitely not it.
[08:47] Picero
    Ugh, you guys are so noisy.
[08:49] Picero
    You're a nuisance!
[08:54] Iruma
    Wh-Where's the ball?
[08:57] Jazz
    There it is! Someone grab it!
[09:03] Iruma
    Keep your eyes on the ball...
[09:05] Iruma
    and grab it!
[09:09] Goemon
    Iruma!
[09:10] Lead
    Crap!
[09:11] Clara
    You're amazing, Iruma-chi! Woo, woo!
[09:14] Sabro
    Well done, my rival.
[09:17] Kalego
    Agares, you're out because you used
    magic on something other the ball.
[09:20] Picero
    Only because you're all so noisy.
[09:27] Iruma
    The results of my training are showing!
[09:29] Iruma
    Thanks, Opera-san!
[09:31] Iruma
    Now, I'll just throw...
[09:33] Iruma
    Throw...?
[09:35] Iruma
    They never taught me how to throw the ball!
[09:37] Iruma
    Wh-What should I do?!
[09:41] Goemon
    He looks so intense.
[09:42] Lead
    Crap! Everyone spread out!
[09:47] Asmodeus
    How do I help him?
[09:50] Jazz
    Iruma-kun, show them the true
    power of an honor student!
[09:53] Clara
    Excite, excite! Excite, excite!
[10:01] Iruma
    Everyone's looking at me.
[10:03] Sabro
    Excellent work catching the ball, my rival.
[10:06] Iruma
    Sabnock-kun.
[10:08] Sabro
    Leave the attack to me!
[10:10] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:12] Sabro
    I don't like it...
[10:13] ---
    We're in the middle of a battle,
    and he's daydreaming.
[10:16] Sabro
    He has lost his edge as a demon since
    becoming my rival's underling.
[10:21] Sabro
    I shall whip you back into shape!
[10:24] Iruma
    Azz-kun!
[10:28] Asmodeus
    Do not...
[10:30] Asmodeus
    interrupt my concentration!
[10:33] Kalego
    Sabnock, you're out.
[10:40] Sabnock
    Pass the ball to me outside the field!
[10:42] Clara
    Fare thee well!
[10:42] Iruma
    S-Sure...
[10:44] Asmodeus
    Honestly.
[10:46] Jazz
    Wow... Asmodeus is bad news.
[10:49] Elizabetta
    Let's not throw to him.
[10:51] Clara
    I will avenge Sabro!
[10:55] Clara
    Yay!
[10:57] Kalego
    Valac, you're out.
[10:59] Jazz
    Come on...
[11:01] Nar
    The match continued at a steady pace.
[11:04] Elizabetta
    Oh, my!
[11:05] Kalego
    Out.
[11:06] Scheneider
    Make no excuses for your failures.
[11:08] Kalego
    Then get off the field right now!
[11:12] Nar
    One after another, the demons
    disappeared from the court.
[11:18] Nar
    Then, finally...
[11:22] Asmodeus
    This is...
[11:24] Jazz
    The only ones left are
    Asmodeus and Iruma-kun!
[11:28] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama and I are the only ones left?!
[11:33] Jazz
    Iruma-kun sure is hard to hit.
[11:36] Sabro
    Well done, my rival.
[11:38] Elizabetta
    Go, go!
[11:39] Clara
    You've got this, Iruma-chi!
SIGN    Cursed
[11:42] Lead
    Get him!
[11:44] Goemon
    History is written by the victors!
[11:46] Caim
    Now, let us cheer together.
[11:53] Asmodeus
    Wh-When did this happen?
[11:55] Asmodeus
    I was so deep in thought,
    I hadn't noticed at all!
[11:58] Asmodeus
    There's no way I can attack Iruma-sama!
[12:01] Asmodeus
    Wait.
[12:02] ---
    If there are only two of us left,
[12:04] ---
    I just need to give him the
    ball and let him hit me!
[12:09] Asmodeus
    Iru—
[12:19] Asmodeus
    Have I looked at Iruma-sama's face
    even once since the match started?
[12:26] Asmodeus
    Let him hit me?
[12:30] Asmodeus
    Lose on purpose?
[12:32] Asmodeus
    And have him gain a rank...
[12:37] Asmodeus
    How foolish can I be?!
[12:41] Asmodeus
    I've been by his side watching
    how hard he's worked...
[12:44] Asmodeus
    And yet, I only thought about myself.
[12:47] Asmodeus
    I didn't even think about what Iruma-sama
    must be thinking, standing there!
[12:54] Asmodeus
    You should be ashamed, Asmodeus!
[13:03] Asmodeus
    I will meet full strength with full strength.
[13:07] Asmodeus
    I am a demon who values etiquette.
[13:10] ---
    I am Asmodeus Alice.
[13:13] Asmodeus
    And I will give this everything I have!
[13:17] Iruma
    I'll catch it, no matter what!
SIGN    I am here!
[13:27] Quiche
    It's pretty rare for you to come watch
    the first-years' promotion exams.
[13:31] Quiche
    Oh, you must be interested in
    the top of the class, Asmodeus!
[13:35] Johnny
    He would be an excellent candidate
    to welcome into the student council...
[13:39] Ameri
    No.
[13:41] Ameri
    We might actually see
    something even more interesting.
[13:50] Goemon
    Now it's down to one-on-one!
[13:53] Lead
    Being off the field doesn't matter anymore!
[13:54] Lead
    Get him, Asmodeus!
[13:56] Clara
    Woo! I've got the best seat in the house!
[13:56] Elizabetta
    You can do it, Iruma-kun!
[13:59] Clara
    Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[14:01] Clara
    Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[14:02] Sabro
    If only those who are out
    could return to the court...
[14:03] Clara
    Go, go, Iruma-chi!
[14:05] Clara
    Fight on! Fight on! Fight on...
[14:05] Jazz
    Come to think of it, this is their first
    battle since the entrance ceremony.
[14:14] Iruma
    He seems completely different than before.
[14:17] Iruma
    Azz-kun is serious...
[14:20] Iruma
    No, his malice is even
    more intense than that.
[14:28] Jazz
    Here he comes!
[14:29] Jazz
    Step back!
[14:31] Iruma
    I'm scared.
[14:33] Iruma
    I've gotten through some
    sticky situations before,
[14:36] Iruma
    and the instincts I've developed
    are telling me to run.
[14:40] Iruma
    But...
[14:44] (Flashback) Opera
    So the more scared you are,
    the more you should be up front.
[14:48] Iruma
    Up front!
[14:50] (Flashback) Opera
    Turn your fear into excitement.
[14:53] Goemon
    Wha—
[14:54] Lead
    Are you serious?! You'll die!
[15:10] Iruma
    This is... Azz-kun's true power?
[15:15] Iruma
    I can't... It's too powerful.
[15:19] Iruma
    In that case...
[15:22] Iruma
    I'll just...
[15:32] Iruma
    I'll just...
[15:42] Iruma
    throw it right back!
[15:58] Quiche
    Wh-What just happened?
[16:05] Kalego
    Team A wins!
[16:07] Iruma
    W-We won?
[16:11] Iruma
    I won?!
[16:12] Clara
    Yay! Yay! That was so cool!
[16:15] Clara
    It was like, whoosh, whoosh,
    twirly, twirly, kablooey!
[16:19] Sabro
    Well done, my rival!
[16:21] Elizabetta
    You were so cool!
[16:22] Jazz
    Come on, let's lift him up!
[16:24] Jazz
    Ready, and...
[16:25] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[16:29] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[16:29] Clara
    Heave-ho! Whee! So high!
[16:32] Jazz
    Hey, did they switch places?
[16:33] Sabro
    When did thou...
[16:35] Clara
    You should try, too, Sabro!
[16:37] Elizabetta
    T-Too heavy...
[16:37] Clara
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[16:38] Picero
    Yeah, no. He'll crush us.
[16:40] Asmodeus
    That was everything I had...
[16:41] Clara
    So high!
[16:43] Sabro
    Why me?
[16:44] ---
    I have lost royally.
[16:46] Asmodeus
    I truly don't stand a chance
    against you, Iruma-sama.
[16:51] Lead
    Azz-Azz!
[16:53] Caim
    That fireball was amazing!
[16:55] Goemon
    You were so cool!
[16:56] Lead
    Can I call you Azz-Azz?
[16:58] Asmodeus
    Get off of me!
[17:01] Kalego
    There aren't even many upperclassmen
    who could catch that ball from Asmodeus.
[17:07] Kalego
    Yet he moved closer instead of running...
[17:11] Kalego
    He used quick thinking to turn the
    incredible strength of the throw aside,
[17:14] Kalego
    put his own spin on it to keep its momentum,
[17:18] ---
    and threw it back at Asmodeus.
[17:22] Kalego
    Iruma managed to use his bizarre
    evasion skill as an attack.
[17:30] Kalego
    Iruma!
[17:34] Kalego
    If Asmodeus had let you win,
[17:38] ---
    I wasn't going to let you raise your rank, ever.
[17:42] Kalego
    But both of you truly gave your all.
[17:45] Kalego
    Therefore...
SIGN    Rank 2 (Bet)
[17:46] ---
    Iruma, I approve your promotion to Bet.
[17:53] Clara
    Yay, you did it!
[17:55] Asmodeus
    Congratulations!
[17:57] Lead
    Boo! At least give him Gimel!
[18:00] Asmodeus
    Indeed!
[18:01] ---
    Bet for that performance is an insult!
[18:03] Clara
    You miser! Boo, boo!
[18:05] Kalego
    Shut your mouths!
[18:06] Kalego
    Your ranks don't go up that easily!
[18:08] Kalego
    There will be more exams.
[18:10] Kalego
    If you lot want to be promoted
    as well, work harder.
[18:14] Kalego
    That is all.
[18:16] All
    Okay...
[18:17] Sabro
    Wait!
[18:18] ---
    Isn't my rank going up?!
[18:20] Kalego
    It is not!
[18:23] Jazz
    All right, let's go home!
[18:25] Caim
    Aren't you tired, Elizabetta?
[18:28] ---
    Shall I massage your shoulders for you?
[18:30] Elizabetta
    I'm fine!
[18:31] Caim
    Does that mean yes?
[18:33] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[18:37] Iruma
    I-I can't stop smiling,
    and my heart feels full...
[18:43] Iruma
    I-I've never had...
[18:45] Ameri
    Congratulations, Iruma.
[18:47] Iruma
    Ameri-san!
[18:48] Ameri
    I was watching your performance.
[18:51] Ameri
    You seem completely
    different from yesterday.
[18:53] Asmodeus
    That's...
[18:54] Clara
    There you go appearing again, Lady Redhair!
[19:00] Asmodeus
    But...
[19:01] ---
    What could they be talking about?
[19:04] Iruma
    Um...
[19:05] Iruma
    I've never worked hard
    for my own sake before.
[19:10] Iruma
    But now I know...
[19:12] Iruma
    This is what working hard and
    seeing results from it feels like!
[19:18] Ameri
    It is, Iruma.
[19:20] Ameri
    That warm feeling you get
    after using your strong will
[19:23] ---
    to overcome challenges and obstacles...
[19:27] Ameri
    That is truly...
[19:28] Ameri
    Ambition!
[19:31] Iruma
    A-Ambition?
[19:34] Ameri
    Yes, your passion toward your ambition!
[19:37] Ameri
    Your fighting spirit to see it through!
[19:41] Iruma
    Is this warm and fuzzy
    feeling really ambition?
[19:45] Ameri
    Anyway, you managed
    to take a step forward.
[19:47] Ameri
    Well done, Iruma!
[19:52] Clara
    Hiss!
[19:53] Asmodeus
    I can't hear them at all...
[19:56] Lead
    Iruma-kun!
[19:57] ---
    Kalego-sensei said he'd
    buy us some drinks!
[20:00] Kalego
    I did not!
[20:03] Iruma
    I'm home!
[20:06] Opera
    Welcome home.
[20:08] Sullivan
    So, so... How did your promotion exam go?!
[20:11] Sullivan
    Tell me, tell me!
[20:12] Iruma
    Well,
[20:14] ---
    I ended up having to face
    Azz-kun one-on-one in the end,
[20:17] Iruma
    but I managed to safely raise my rank!
[20:21] Sullivan
    You did it, Iruma-kun!
[20:23] Opera
    Safely?
[20:25] Opera
    With those wounds on your hands?
[20:28] Sullivan
    My, Azz-kun is strong.
[20:30] Iruma
    But then Azz-kun kept
    intensely apologizing.
[20:34] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Please forgiv...
[20:37] Iruma
    I got to give my full
    concentration to this match,
[20:40] Iruma
    thanks to your training.
[20:44] Iruma
    So...
[20:46] Iruma
    Thank you so much, Opera-san!
[20:51] Iruma
    You helped me so much.
[20:52] Sullivan
    Wh-Why...
[20:53] Opera
    It was nothing.
[20:54] Iruma
    No, no, really.
[20:54] ---
    I helped with your training, too...
[20:55] Opera
    It was nothing.
[20:56] Iruma
    Thank you so much.
[20:57] Opera
    It was nothing.
[20:59] Sullivan
    Wait. I didn't do a single thing.
[21:01] Sullivan
    No fair! No fair!
[21:02] Opera
    You're the one who put all
    that responsibility on me.
[21:04] Sullivan
    Hey, what's with the attitude?
[21:08] Sullivan
    I would have just ended up spoiling him.
[21:10] Iruma
    U-Um...
[21:10] ---
    That's why I asked for your
    help with tears in my eyes.
[21:11] ---
    I'm grateful to you, too, Grandpa.
[21:14] Nar
    Thus the execution cannonball match, and the
    rigorous training that went into it, saw its end.
[21:23] Iruma
    A dream... A goal.
[21:27] Iruma
    I've never felt like this before.
[21:29] Iruma
    Everyone was so happy, and so was I.
[21:34] (Flashback) Opera
    Iruma-sama.
[21:36] (Flashback) Opera
    Don't you want to return to the human world?
[21:39] Iruma
    I...
[21:43] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[21:47] Nar
    Rank: Bet.
[23:23] Clara
    Su-ki-ma... ma...!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:26] Lead
    Hey!
[23:27] ---
    Let's get those drinks
    Kalego-sensei said he'd buy us!
[23:30] Iruma
    Oh, sure.
[23:31] Kalego
    I'm not buying you anything.
[23:32] Iruma
    You should come with us, Ameri-san.
[23:35] Kalego
    I'm not buying you anything.
[23:37] Nar
    With detection-warding glasses,
[23:40] ---
    everyone will stop noticing you,
    no matter how much you stand out.
[23:43] Ameri
    I need to make sure
    I don't outshine the star.
[23:46] Ameri
    I should hurry and leave.
[23:48] Lead
    Huh? What's up?
[23:49] Iruma
    Well...
[23:50] Nar
    However, they are absolutely useless
    if someone has already seen you.
[23:54] Iruma
    I wonder if those are her
    personal sunglasses...
[23:58] Kalego
    I'm not buying you anything.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:02] Kalego
    Those fools from the Misfit Class...
[24:04] Kalego
    Especially that obnoxious
    honor student, Iruma!
[24:07] Kalego
    I'll twist him back into place if he has the
    nerve to get a big head after rising a rank!
[24:11] Kalego
    Calm down, Kalego.
[24:12] ---
    I should soothe my soul by pruning this cactus.
[24:15] Kalego
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:17] Kalego
    "Together with Familiars"
    and "The Battler's Challenge."
[24:19] Kalego
    Curse you, Iruma! How dare you
    summon me as your familiar again?!
[24:23] Kalego
    I'll twist you 3.5 times!
SIGN    End

E11 - Together with Familiars!

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[00:08] Robin
    This must be...
[00:09] Robin
    the Babyls that I've long dreamed of!
[00:14] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:16] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:21] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[00:27] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[00:29] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[00:35] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[00:38] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Together with Familiars!
[02:11] All
    "Together with Familiars!"
[02:17] Iruma
    "Today is..."
[02:18] Iruma
    "Today is the day that
    I tell him how I really feel!"
[02:23] Iruma
    "Badump, badump."
[02:26] Iruma
    "Step, step."
[02:27] Iruma
    "Kakeru-kun..."
[02:30] Iruma
    "Oh, my gosh. I'm so scared.
    What should I do?"
[02:34] Iruma
    "But I can't retreat...
    Even though I'm scared."
[02:38] ---
    "Clench!"
[02:39] Iruma
    "Shake, shake!"
[02:41] Iruma
    "I need to just go for it!"
[02:46] Iruma
    When I'm scared...
[02:48] Iruma
    I've never felt anything like that before.
[02:54] (Flashback) Iruma
    W-We won?
[02:57] (Flashback) Iruma
    I won?!
[02:59] (Flashback) Kalego
    Iruma, I approve your promotion to Bet.
[03:03] Iruma
    Everyone else was so happy, too,
[03:07] Iruma
    which made me really happy.
[03:09] Ameri
    And then what happened?
[03:12] Ameri
    What happens after that?
[03:14] Iruma
    Huh? After that? Well...
[03:17] Iruma
    Actually, yeah.
[03:19] ---
    What's going to happen to me after this?
[03:21] Ameri
    Rin decided that she was going to tell Kakeru
     how she felt and awaited him in the hallway.
[03:26] Ameri
    What happens after that?!
[03:27] Iruma
    Oh, right! Um...
[03:30] Iruma
    "Wh-What should I do?
    Kakeru-kun's getting closer."
[03:33] Iruma
    "And he's with his friends."
[03:35] Iruma
    "My heart's pounding! What should I do?"
[03:39] Iruma
    "What should I do? What should I do?"
[03:44] Ameri
    I'm very curious as to what happens next,
    but classes are about to start, so it must wait.
[03:48] Ameri
    I shall contact you again.
[03:54] Iruma
    What's my dream now?
    What are my ambitions?
[04:00] Iruma
    Should I just raise my rank again?
[04:06] Robin
    Nice to meet you, everyone!
[04:08] Robin
    I am your new teacher on
    the subject of familiars...
SIGN    Balse Robin
[04:13] Robin
    Balse Robin!
[04:15] Robin
    It's a pleasure to meet you all!
[04:17] Iruma
    A new teacher! He seems really motivated.
[04:21] Robin
    Yes,
[04:22] ---
    I was so wrapped up in preparing to teach
    that I forgot about the entrance ceremony.
[04:26] (Flashback) Robin
    Oh, no! That day already passed!
[04:29] Robin
    Sorry my first day ended up being so late!
[04:33] Robin
    My attention span is really bad at times,
[04:36] Robin
    but I'll make sure classes
    are conducted properly!
[04:38] Robin
    Let's all do our best together!
[04:41] Robin
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[04:44] Clara
    Sharp sensei, yeah!
[04:46] Robin
    Now, listen. If you want
    to say that line properly,
[04:49] ---
    it's actually "sharp focus sensei"!
[04:51] Clara
    I see! Sharp, sharp!
[04:53] Robin
    Okay, let's get started!
[04:56] Robin
    Our first lesson is...
[04:57] Robin
    interacting with your familiars.
[04:59] Iruma
    Huh? Interacting with our familiars?
[05:03] Robin
    Listen well.
[05:04] ---
    Your familiar is basically your partner.
    Your one and only partner.
[05:08] Robin
    Today, you're going to get some
    special bonding time with them!
[05:13] Robin
    Let's start with... Asmodeus Alice-kun!
[05:17] Asmodeus
    Yes, sir.
[05:20] Asmodeus
    Gorgon Snake!
[05:29] Robin
    Amazing! You have a Gorgon Snake!
[05:31] Sabro
    Hmph!
[05:33] Sabro
    Mine is even more amazing!
[05:37] Sabro
    Come forth, Kelbie!
[05:45] Robin
    Whoa, a Kelbie!
[05:47] Robin
    They're both excellent familiars!
[05:49] ---
    We're off to an awesome start!
[05:54] Sabro
    Unlike your familiar,
    Kelbie actually has legs!
[05:59] Sabro
    And behold its mane!
[06:01] Asmodeus
    Behold my Gorgon Snake!
[06:04] Asmodeus
    Look at how it admires me so.
[06:10] Lead
    There they go again.
[06:12] Goemon
    Let's just watch and relax until it's our turn.
[06:17] Robin
    Next up, we have... Valac Clara-san?
[06:20] Clara
    You betcha!
[06:21] Clara
    S-S-S-Summoning!
[06:29] Clara
    Falfal!
[06:30] Falfal
    Falfal.
[06:33] Robin
    A Falfal! What a rare find!
[06:36] Robin
    A familiar whose words and
    actions are a complete mystery!
[06:39] Robin
    I wonder how she tamed it.
[06:43] Robin
    She hasn't tamed it at all!
[06:51] Robin
    There are so many interesting students here!
[06:55] Clara
    What's the matter, Falfal?
[07:00] Clara
    Roger!
[07:03] Robin
    Hey, you!
[07:04] Robin
    Um, what was your name again?
[07:09] Clara
    Come-Come!
[07:11] Come Come
    Stab!
[07:15] Clara
    Come-Come, one red bean bun, please!
[07:19] Come Come
    Do you want chunky or smooth? Choose one.
[07:23] Clara
    Let's see...
[07:26] Clara
    Heya!
[07:28] Clara
    I bought a red bean bun!
[07:31] Clara
    The chunky kind, just like you wanted!
[07:34] Clara
    How is it? How is it?
[07:37] Robin
    To think that they can
    communicate without words!
[07:40] ---
    This exceeds my expectations!
[07:42] Clara
    Are you sure? I humbly accept!
[07:46] Sabro
    Then let us see which one is more powerful.
[07:46] Robin
    Okay, next up...
[07:48] Robin
    We have Iruma-kun!
[07:49] Asmodeus
    Bring it on.
[07:51] Robin
    Iruma-kun?
[07:52] Iruma
    Oh, right...
[07:53] Robin
    What's the matter? Where's your familiar?
[07:56] Iruma
    W-Well...
[07:57] Jazz
    Oh, right.
[07:58] Robin
    Huh?
[07:59] Lead
    I guess you don't know, huh, Sensei?
[08:01] Lead
    Iruma-kun's familiar is...
[08:03] Iruma
    I-If I call mine...
[08:07] Iruma
    I'll die.
[08:08] Robin
    You'll die?!
[08:09] Robin
    Iruma-kun! The master can't be
    scared of his familiar! Come on!
[08:12] Robin
    Show me your familiar! Please, Iruma-kun!
[08:16] Iruma
    O-Okay...
[08:18] Nar
    Iruma cannot say no.
SIGN    Prep Room
[08:23] Marbas
    Um, Kalego-sensei, we've received
    another complaint from a student...
[08:28] Marbas
    Er, saying that you're just too harsh.
[08:33] Kalego
    What?
[08:35] Marbas
    He's so scary.
[08:37] Marbas
    Well... Maybe you could
    try being a little nicer...
[08:42] Kalego
    I only separate the trash.
[08:44] Kalego
    No matter the reason,
[08:46] ---
    a teacher must always be
    dignified when teaching...
[08:53] Marbas
    Huh?
[09:00] Jazz
    Hey, it's Familiar-sensei.
[09:02] Lead
    Hey, Familiar-sensei.
[09:03] Elizabetta
    He's so soft and fluffy.
[09:09] Iruma
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:12] Kalego
    Die.
[09:13] Iruma
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:15] Robin
    Wow, what a cute little familiar!
[09:19] Kalego
    Stop that! It's disgusting!
[09:19] Robin
    He's so fluffy!
[09:21] Kalego
    Bastard...
[09:22] ---
    You dare humiliate Naberius Kalego?
[09:25] Robin
    Huh?
[09:26] Robin
    Whoa! This familiar can talk!
[09:27] Kalego
    Listen to me, damn it!
[09:28] Kalego
    Why, you...
[09:29] Iruma
    Sensei!
[09:32] Nar
    Whenever a familiar defies
    its master, it is punished.
[09:37] Kalego
    Hurry up... and undo the summoning...
[09:40] Robin
    Hey! You can't just stop like that!
[09:44] Robin
    Babyls Teachers' Guidelines!
[09:46] Robin
    "Be dignified and never allow
    for special exemptions!"
[09:50] Robin
    No matter the reason,
[09:52] ---
    it's my job to always be
    dignified when I'm teaching.
[09:56] Nar
    You might have guessed already, but the person
     who wrote the Babyls Teachers' Guidelines
[10:00] Nar
    was none other than the familiar
    Kalego... Er, Kalego himself.
SIGN    Written By: Naberius Kalego
[10:05] Elizabetta
    Robin-sensei is new, so he must
    not know that's Kalego-sensei.
[10:10] Caim
    We should probably tell him!
[10:12] Lead
    Nah, let's keep quiet. This seems like fun.
[10:15] Goemon
    I concur.
[10:16] Jazz
    Yeah.
[10:19] Haruno
    Hey, isn't that Familiar-sensei?
[10:23] Momonoki
    Kalego-sensei turns into something that cute?
[10:26] Konatsu
    That Iruma kid must have summoned him again.
[10:28] Eiko
    Iruma-san? Where, where, where?
[10:31] Dosanko
    Oh, my!
[10:33] Dosanko
    You naughty wind.
[10:46] Kalego
    I highly object to being
    treated as your familiar.
[10:50] Iruma
    Right...
[10:51] Kalego
    However!
[10:53] Kalego
    It goes against my policy to disturb a
    place of learning for personal reasons.
[10:58] Kalego
    Therefore!
[10:59] Kalego
    In every single familiar lesson from now on,
[11:01] ---
    only get the highest score possible!
[11:03] Kalego
    Get one high score after another,
[11:05] Kalego
    and get a lot more credits
    in supplemental classes.
[11:09] Kalego
    Don't you dare mess up
    in front of that fool.
[11:10] Robin
    Heya!
[11:13] Iruma
    Yes, sir!
[11:15] Kalego
    First, I'll drill the basics into your head.
[11:17] Iruma
    Yes, sir!
[11:19] Kalego
    The blood pact runs deep.
SIGN    Beauty
[11:22] Kalego
    A summon from the master is absolute.
SIGN    Violence
[11:25] Kalego
    Its shape and form is also
    influenced by its master.
SIGN    Freedom
[11:29] Iruma
    The familiar is influenced by its master...
    I see. They do look alike.
[11:34] Kalego
    Which means that this humiliating
    form of mine is all because of you!
SIGN    Innocent
[11:41] Kalego
    Also, the only time a familiar must
    obey its master is when it is summoned.
[11:45] Kalego
    Remember that.
[11:48] Robin
    Hey, guys!
[11:50] Robin
    Let's play with this!
[11:51] Iruma
    Huh?!
[11:52] Robin
    It's the perfect exercise to
    build trust with your familiar!
[11:55] Clara
    Yeah! I wanna play!
[11:57] Falfal
    Fal.
[12:03] Robin
    Good job!
[12:05] Robin
    Okay, you guys are up next.
[12:07] Kalego
    I'm supposed to do that?
[12:09] Iruma
    I couldn't possibly ask you to...
[12:11] Robin
    I see. So you're not going to do it.
[12:13] ---
    That's too bad. I'll have to
    bring down your score.
[12:15] Kalego
    What?!
[12:17] Kalego
    Let's do this.
[12:18] Iruma
    Huh? Are you sure?
[12:21] Kalego
    Just throw it already.
[12:22] Iruma
    Okay.
[12:33] Lead
    Whoa, Sensei is walking!
[12:35] Lead
    Wow, he's walking.
[12:37] Jazz
    Hey, Iruma-kun!
[12:39] Jazz
    Familiar-sensei's doing a really good job!
[12:42] ---
    You should praise him!
[12:44] Iruma
    Hey! Don't make things worse!
[12:50] Caim
    Oh, he grabbed it! Amazing!
[12:53] Elizabetta
    Oh, what a lovely little familiar.
[12:57] Lead
    Wow, Sensei looks pissed.
[12:59] Jazz
    He's definitely gonna get it later.
[13:06] Iruma
    Th-Thank you...
[13:08] Robin
    Wow, great job!
[13:10] Robin
    Now, high five each other
    for doing a good job!
[13:14] Iruma
    O-Okay...
[13:15] Iruma
    H-Hey!
[13:18] Kalego
    Hey!
[13:18] Robin
    Fantastic!
[13:20] Robin
    Now, let's continue to build your trust!
[13:24] Robin
    Next, you'll dance with your familiar.
[13:26] Kalego And Iruma
    Yay, yay!
[13:28] Robin
    Now, chase each other!
[13:31] Robin
    A three-legged race!
[13:34] Robin
    Yes, yes. I can see you're
    getting closer by the second!
[13:38] Robin
    Fantastic!
[13:40] Kalego
    That fool of a newbie!
[13:42] Kalego
    Getting closer, my ass! First of all...
[13:44] Iruma
    Um, Sensei...
[13:46] Iruma
    I had to summon you even though it wasn't
    an emergency and put you through so much...
[13:51] Iruma
    I'm so sorry.
[13:54] Kalego
    Hey.
[13:55] Kalego
    When you were about to be attacked
    by the Guardian of Cutthroat Valley,
[13:59] Kalego
    why didn't you summon me?
[14:05] Kalego
    Is it because you think I look weak?
[14:06] Iruma
    Oh, no, no!
[14:08] ---
    I couldn't possibly have burdened you!
[14:10] Iruma
    And...
[14:11] Kalego
    And?
[14:13] Iruma
    And if I'd summoned you...
[14:16] Iruma
    I thought that either you or the Guardian
    of Cutthroat Valley might've gotten hurt.
[14:25] Sabro
    This is too much trouble!
    Let us settle this by force!
[14:30] Asmodeus
    Very well.
[14:31] Asmodeus
    I'll reduce that horse to ash!
[14:34] Robin
    Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?!
[14:37] Robin
    You're not supposed to
    use your familiars to fight!
[14:39] Both
    Oh, shut up!
[14:41] Iruma
    What's...
[14:41] Robin
    Wait!
[14:42] Both
    Face me!
[14:46] Kalego
    Silence!
[14:51] Kalego
    Pathetic...
[14:54] Kalego
    Think of the situation you're in, you fools!
[14:58] Kalego
    Hey, newbie.
[14:59] Robin
    Yes?
[15:00] Kalego
    Explain why trust is so important
    when it comes to familiars.
[15:04] Robin
    Huh? Well, a familiar is a partner—
[15:07] Kalego
    Wrong!
[15:08] Kalego
    It's so that no one is devoured.
[15:12] Robin
    But if familiars disobey their
    masters, they'll be punished...
[15:14] Kalego
    Who said anything about their masters?
[15:17] Kalego
    I'm talking about those around them.
[15:21] Robin
    Around them?
[15:23] Kalego
    Familiars are not pets nor partners.
[15:26] Kalego
    They are magical beasts who can turn violent
    at any moment if their masters aren't careful.
[15:31] Kalego
    Fear your familiars, you brats.
[15:34] Kalego
    That is what true trust is.
[15:38] Kalego
    It appears that only one of you
    had the right idea about this.
[15:44] Kalego
    If you understand, then start
    treating your familiars with respect!
[15:48] Kalego
    Right now!
[15:49] Iruma
    Uh, yes, sir!
[15:50] Nar
    And so, interaction with familiars was revised,
[15:52] Asmodeus
    You're so nice and smooth.
[15:55] Nar
    and masters and familiars became closer.
[15:57] Iruma
    How does that feel?
[16:03] Nar
    Meanwhile...
[16:06] Kalego
    Start over.
[16:07] Robin
    You're so strict! Why, though?
[16:09] Nar
    And the rift between the senior
    and his junior grew wider.
[16:12] Momonoki
    I want to cuddle your fluff so bad.
SIGN    Sure
[16:21] Senpais
    331, 330...
[16:27] Senpais
    329, 328...
[16:32] Senpais
    327, 326...
SIGN    The Battler's Challenge
[16:39] All
    "The Battler's Challenge."
[16:45] Iruma
    A Bet meal!
[16:47] Iruma
    It's so much fancier!
[16:49] Iruma
    Let's dig in!
[16:53] Iruma
    It's so good!
[16:55] Clara
    Good for you, Iruma-chi!
[16:59] Iruma
    But I wonder why there
     aren't many people here.
[17:04] Iruma
    I've never seen the first-year
     cafeteria this empty.
[17:08] Asmodeus
    Well, you see...
[17:14] Haruno
    It's Asmodeus-sama!
[17:16] Azuki
    He's so hot!
[17:18] Konatsu
    Please, shake my hand!
[17:20] Dosanko
    There's finally a guy who's in my league.
[17:25] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[17:26] ---
    Such insolence! Begone!
[17:28] Girls
    Huh?
[17:29] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, are you hurt?!
[17:31] Iruma
    I'm fine...
[17:32] Haruno
    Iruma-kun?
[17:33] Azuki
    You're here?
[17:34] Konatsu
    Hey, isn't Iruma...
[17:37] Konatsu
    The super evil demon who has
    teachers at his beck and call,
[17:40] ---
    controlled the Guardian of the Valley,
    and attacked his fellow classmate?!
[17:42] Iruma
    The story seems to have
     become a bit exaggerated!
[17:44] Konatsu
    He'll attack you if you get too close!
[17:44] Dosanko
    Oh, no!
[17:46] Iruma
    Er, wait...
[17:47] Haruno
    What? But I mean...
[17:49] Haruno
    Your rank is Alef, right?
[17:52] Konatsu
    Oh, whatever, then.
[17:53] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[17:54] Azuki
    Asmodeus-sama! Your Dalet
    badge is so wonderful!
[17:57] Haruno
    What's the Misfit Class like?
[18:00] Dosanko
    Want to get on the scale of love with me?
[18:04] Clara
    You're wrong!
[18:06] Clara
    Iruma-chi became a Bet the other day!
[18:09] Girls
    Huh?
[18:10] Haruno
    You're right!
[18:11] ---
    Sorry about that! We jumped the gun.
[18:14] Konatsu
    But getting to Bet already
    is pretty impressive.
[18:17] Azuki
    You should come talk to us.
[18:19] ---
    O...kay...
[18:20] Haruno
    Now that I get a better look,
    you're kinda cute.
[18:27] Iruma
    Huh? What's that sound?
[18:28] Konatsu
    Crap! Let's go.
[18:30] Haruno
    Yeah. Bye-bye!
[18:32] Azuki
    See you later!
[18:33] Dosanko
    See you again.
[18:34] Iruma
    Uh... sure.
[18:36] Clara
    Bye-bye!
[18:37] Iruma
    They were pretty intense.
[18:40] Asmodeus
    Honestly, how dare they treat
    you like that, Iruma-sama?
[18:43] Asmodeus
    Though I guess it can't be helped
    if they thought you were an Alef.
[18:47] Iruma
    Huh?
[18:47] Asmodeus
    Is something wrong?
[18:48] Iruma
    N-No...
[18:50] Iruma
    I guess ranks do matter to demons after all...
[18:54] Iruma
    But why did they leave in such a hurry?
[18:56] Asmodeus
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Battlers
[18:58] Asmodeus
    Please look at this.
[19:02] Iruma
    What's this?
SIGN    Join us, new students!
[19:04] Asmodeus
    I brought you to the cafeteria because
    I wanted to talk to you about this.
[19:08] Iruma
    Battlers?
[19:09] Asmodeus
    Yes.
[19:10] ---
    They're basically a group that
     concentrates on raising their ranks.
[19:15] Asmodeus
    Students with similar talents, interests,
    and ideals get together and interact.
[19:20] Asmodeus
    For example, Flight Battlers.
[19:23] Asmodeus
    Magic Creature Battlers.
[19:26] Asmodeus
    Pharmaceutical Studies Battlers.
[19:29] Asmodeus
    They also do leadership training and
    training to improve magical power,
[19:32] Asmodeus
    wisdom, and physical strength.
[19:34] Asmodeus
    Their activities as Battlers
    help them raise their ranks.
[19:37] Iruma
    Huh...
[19:39] Asmodeus
    There is a group promotion exam
    that's reserved for Battlers,
[19:42] Asmodeus
    but it's possible to raise your rank
    through personal achievements, as well.
[19:47] Asmodeus
    About 60% of the student body
    is in some kind of Battler group,
[19:51] ---
    and it's also great for forging
    connections with upperclassmen.
[19:54] Both
    Huh...
[19:55] Iruma
    Group activities where you're
    with upperclassmen...
[20:01] Iruma
    I get it! They're clubs!
[20:03] Asmodeus
    Clu...?
[20:04] Clara
    Chubs?
[20:05] Senpais
    59...
[20:08] Iruma
    Clubs, huh?
[20:09] Iruma
    I was always too busy to join one.
[20:11] Iruma
    I was interested, but never got to join.
[20:14] Asmodeus
    If you're interested, I shall accompany you!
[20:17] Iruma
    Huh?
[20:17] Asmodeus
    Though I'm not sure what these... clubs... are.
[20:20] Iruma
    Oh, uh...
[20:21] Asmodeus
    Let us get you to Gimel...
    no, instantly to Dalet!
[20:25] Asmodeus
    I'm sure this will help you
    raise your rank, Iruma-sama!
[20:28] Clara
    Helpful friends!
[20:29] Iruma
    Oh, right. Ranks...
[20:32] Iruma
    I was just thinking about them as
    practice to create goals for myself
[20:36] Iruma
    and worked really hard to become a Bet.
SIGN    He Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
SIGN    Weak
SIGN    Uh-oh? Basically scum?
SIGN    Pretty okay, I guess
[20:38] Iruma
    I wonder if rising to Gimel
    should be my next goal.
SIGN    Waw He Dalet Gimel Bet Alef
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel Bet
SIGN    Super awesome
SIGN    Het Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel
SIGN    Strong
SIGN    Tet Het Zayin Waw He Dalet Gimel
[20:42] Iruma
    I sort of feel like I'm just
    going with the flow again,
SIGN    Yodh Tet Het Zayin Waw He Dalet
SIGN    Holy crap
[20:45] Iruma
    but now I know how exciting it
    is to concentrate on one thing.
[20:50] Iruma
    I might be able to find a true
    goal through the Battlers.
[21:00] Iruma
    Right now, I want to try new things!
[21:03] Iruma
    Yeah, I'd love to see these Battlers!
[21:06] Clara
    Yay, yay!
[21:06] Asmodeus
    As you wish.
[21:08] Iruma
    Clubs, huh? They're sorta like this, right?
[21:11] Asmodeus
    Now that that's settled, Iruma-sama...
[21:13] Iruma
    Yes?
[21:14] Asmodeus
    Please have a seat right here.
[21:15] Iruma
    Huh?
[21:16] Iruma
    Um, what am I...
[21:17] Asmodeus
    I knew it was a good idea
    to bring you to the cafeteria!
[21:21] Asmodeus
    We have a good view of
    the entrance from here.
[21:23] Iruma
    The entrance?
[21:25] Asmodeus
    They must be here.
[21:26] Clara
    Here they come!
[21:28] Iruma
    Huh? Wha—
[21:29] Asmodeus
    The senior Battlers are coming
    to recruit us first-years...
[21:38] Asmodeus
    Otherwise known as the Rookie Hunt!
[21:40] Senpais
    First-years! Where are the first-years?!
[21:42] Senpais
    Hey, first-years! First-years! First-years!
[21:47] Senpais
    Where are all the first-years?!
[23:23] Clara
    Su-ki-mashashashashasha...
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:26] Eiko
    In order to get closer to Iruma-san,
[23:29] ---
    I, Eiko, have thought up a plan.
[23:32] Eiko
    It's simple!
[23:33] ---
    I'm just going to become friends with
    Kalego-sensei first, since he's his familiar!
[23:38] Eiko
    I'm a bit scared...
[23:41] ---
    But he becomes such a floofy familiar.
[23:44] Eiko
    I'm sure he's really nice.
[23:45] Eiko
    K-Ka...
[23:48] Eiko
    Kalego-sensei!
[23:50] Kalego
    What?!
[23:54] Nar
    Eiko spent three hours in
    an infirmary bed after this.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Iruma
    So I guess Battlers are like clubs.
[24:03] Iruma
    This will be my first time working with my
    school... f-friends... for a common goal.
[24:10] Iruma
    I'm so happy that I get to do so many
    things I didn't get to do in the human world.
[24:13] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:16] Iruma
    "The Rookie Hunt."
[24:17] Iruma
    I guess there are all kinds of Battlers.
[24:19] Iruma
    Oh, that Battler looks fun.
    So does that one!
[24:22] Iruma
    Huh? Where am I?
[24:23] Iruma
    The Magic Apparatus Battlers?
SIGN    End

E12 - The Rookie Hunt!!

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[00:00] Iruma
    Group activities where
    you're with upperclassmen...
[00:06] Iruma
    I get it! They're clubs!
[00:08] Asmodeus
    Clu...?
[00:09] Clara
    Chubs?
[00:10] Iruma
    Right now, I want to try new things!
[00:13] Iruma
    Yeah, I'd love to see these Battlers!
[00:17] Asmodeus
    They must be here.
[00:18] Clara
    Here they come!
[00:19] Iruma
    Huh? Wha—
[00:21] Asmodeus
    The senior Battlers are coming
    to recruit us first-years...
[00:24] Asmodeus
    Otherwise known as the Rookie Hunt!
[00:26] Sign
    °This image is purely speculative
[00:26] Nar
    But the upperclassmen waiting outside the
    first-years' tower to recruit them were...
[00:33] Dali
    The Hunt Treaty.
[00:34] Dali
    While recruiting new first-year Battlers,
[00:37] ---
    please be mindful of other Battlers.
[00:39] Senpai 1
    Hey, you're in my way!
[00:41] Kiriwo
    Sorry!
[00:42] Dali
    Make sure you give each other room,
    and be kind and mindful of others.
[00:46] Dali
    Now, then...
[00:49] Dali
    That's it for the niceties.
[00:51] Dali
    Crush everyone that gets in your way!
[00:54] Dali
    Five... Four... Three... Two... One.
[00:59] Dali
    Begin the Rookie Hunt!
[01:07] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[01:09] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[01:14] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[01:20] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[01:22] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[01:28] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[01:31] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    The Rookie Hunt!!
[03:04] All
    "The Rookie Hunt!!"
[03:11] Armor Senpai
    First-years!
[03:12] Beads Senpai
    Find some decent first-years!
[03:22] Iruma
    Huh?
[03:24] Beast Senpai
    Where are all the first-years?!
[03:27] Iruma
    Hey, wai—
[03:34] Asmodeus
    How dare you?
[03:37] Iruma
    Thanks, Azz-kun!
[03:38] Asmodeus
    But of course. upperclassman or not,
[03:40] ---
    I will not anyone to be rude to you, Iruma-sama.
[03:42] Bandana Senpai
    Hey, look.
SIGN    List of Prey
[03:44] Bandana Senpai
    No doubt about it. That's Asmodeus!
[03:46] Black Hair Senpai
    Yeah! The top of the first-year class!
[03:48] ---
    Please, join our Battler!
[03:57] Black Hair Senpai
    M-My flyer!
[03:59] Bald Senpai
    He put up a flame barrier!
    Who does he think he is?
[04:01] Black Mask Senpai
    So cool!
[04:03] Bandana Senpai
    Let's find someone else.
[04:06] Clara
    Bye-bye!
[04:08] Asmodeus
    The Rookie Hunt is only allowed
    for 66 minutes on the day
[04:12] ---
    the ban on Battler trial periods
     is lifted after lunch break.
[04:15] Asmodeus
    Some upperclassmen can be quite forceful
    when it comes to recruiting each year,
[04:20] Asmodeus
    but I'm sure this will
    keep any rabble away.
[04:23] Iruma
    Yeah.
[04:24] Clara
    Marshmallows, toot, toot, fire!
[04:28] Asmodeus
    Stop that, you!
[04:31] Flight Battler 1
    Hey, we're with the Flight Battler!
[04:33] Flight Battler 2
    Come check us out!
[04:34] Weak First Year
    Sorry, but I'm really weak...
[04:39] Bear Senpai
    If you lack muscles,
    you just need to build some!
[04:39] Weak First Year
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:42] Muscle Senpai X 2
    We are the Combat Battler,
    and this is our welcoming dance!
[04:46] Flight Battler 1
    Hey, now.
[04:48] Flight Battler 2
    We were first!
[04:49] Bear Senpai
    No, no.
[04:50] Weak First Year
    You're gonna rip me in half!
[04:56] Hypnosis Senpai
    Now, sign up for the trial...
[05:06] 1St Year
    Save me!
[05:08] Spear Senpai
    Oh, come on! Oh, come on!
[05:10] 1St Year
    What, what, what?!
[05:12] 1St Year
    What's going on? What's going on?! What's—
SIGN    Pandemonium
[05:17] Iruma
    This is sorta...
[05:20] Iruma
    The Rookie Hunt is pretty intense.
[05:23] Asmodeus
    Fear not.
[05:25] ---
    The Battler that takes command of
    the students at times like this is...
[05:31] Asmodeus
    the student council.
[05:34] Iruma
    The student council?!
[05:35] ---
    Wait, wasn't their
    president looking for me?
[05:41] Johnny
    We're the student council!
[05:42] Quiche
    Make way!
[05:47] Clara
    Lady Redhair!
[05:49] Glasses Senpai
    President Ameri!
[05:50] Spikey Senpai
    Crap!
[05:51] ---
    She'll have her eye on us
    if we do anything bad!
[05:53] Iruma
    Wait... "President Ameri"?
[05:57] A
    I hope she'll talk to me.
[05:59] B
    Yeah, right.
[06:00] C
    They're probably patrolling
    as usual, not recruiting.
[06:03] Giant Senpai
    Hey, you'll join our Battler, right?
[06:06] 1St Year
    Uh, um...
[06:07] Ameri
    Hey, you.
[06:11] Giant Senpai
    I-I'm sorry!
[06:15] Giant Senpai
    Save me!
[06:16] 1St Year
    Th-Thank you!
[06:19] 1St Year
    I didn't know what I was going
    to do for a second.
[06:20] Asmodeus
    They managed to calm
    things down in an instant.
[06:22] Asmodeus
    The student council
    president is truly dignified.
[06:26] Asmodeus
    You're close with her, aren't you, Iruma-sama?
[06:30] Iruma
    Huh?
[06:33] Iruma
    It's that Ameri-san?!
[06:37] 1St Year
    Thank you very much. Well, bye!
[06:40] Iruma
    What?!
[06:42] Iruma
    She's the student council p-p-p-p-pres...
[06:44] ---
    Huh? What?!
[06:46] Quiche
    President?
[06:53] Asmodeus
    President, thank you for
    all of your hard work.
[06:57] Bird Head 1St Year
    She walked up to Asmodeus!
[06:58] Pointy Eared 1St Year
    Wow!
[07:06] Ameri
    Th-The student council is a Battler, as well.
[07:08] Ameri
    We are looking for new recruits!
[07:10] ---
    Y-Y-You did an excellent job
    on your last promotion exam.
[07:14] Ameri
    I have determined that
    you have room to grow.
[07:16] Ameri
    I-It's not like I want to meet
    more often to do our readings!
[07:20] Asmodeus
    I am honored.
[07:21] Iruma
    Huh?
[07:22] Ameri
    Y-You may come to observe at any time.
[07:28] Ameri
    I managed to invite him!
[07:31] Johnny
    Uh, please wait a moment, President.
[07:33] Bird Head 1St Year
    Hey, she gave him a flyer.
[07:34] Pointy Eared 1St Year
    I guess she really was after Asmodeus.
[07:37] Asmodeus
    Magnificent, Iruma-sama!
[07:40] Iruma
    Man, that freaked me out!
[07:42] ---
    I can't keep up with any of this.
[07:44] Iruma
    I'll message her later.
[07:49] Dali
    The Rookie Hunt is now over!
[07:51] ---
    Everyone, get back to class!
[07:54] Senpais
    Damn it! We missed our chance.
[07:55] Senpais
    Devi got one!
[07:56] Senpais
    Man, what a haul!
[07:59] Kalego
    Silence.
[08:00] Kalego
    The Battlers just conducted
    their Rookie Hunt, but...
[08:04] Kalego
    For those who were not invited and those
    who were invited but did not join,
[08:09] Kalego
    the next three days will
    be a Battler trial period.
[08:13] Kalego
    All of you should go to determine
    which Battler you'd like to join.
[08:17] Kalego
    Listen well.
[08:19] ---
    Choosing your Battler is an important
    decision and is vital to moving up the ranks.
[08:22] Kalego
    Do not take this lightly, you fools.
[08:25] Lead
    Sure.
[08:26] Clara
    'Kay, 'kay!
[08:26] Clara
    You got it, Eggie-sensei!
[08:28] Kalego
    Don't call me that!
[08:32] Iruma
    An important decision...
    I wonder which Battler I should join.
[08:37] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, let us go observe
    them together after this.
[08:41] Clara
    Yeah, let's go!
[08:43] Iruma
    Sure.
SIGN    Battler Tower
[08:50] Eyeball Senpai
    Come join us! Please!
[08:53] Helmet Senpai
    Yes, you should come join us!
[09:04] Bandana Senpai
    Asmod—
[09:07] Clara
    Wow, it's like a festival!
[09:09] ---
    Right, Iruma-chi?
[09:11] Iruma
    Yeah.
[09:12] Clara
    Iruma-chi?!
[09:13] Clara
    Whoa, the flyers just talked.
[09:15] Iruma
    I just keep getting more and more...
[09:17] ---
    and I can't decline.
[09:19] Nar
    As we have mentioned many times,
    Iruma seriously can't decline any request.
[09:23] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, I'll take care
    of those flyers for you.
[09:27] Iruma
    Th-Thanks...
[09:29] Clara
    Bad Iruma-chi. You should just
     take the ones you need.
[09:33] Raim
    This is the Succubus Seduction Battler.
[09:37] Raim
    Mwah!
[09:39] Clara
    Raim-sensei! Can I have one?
[09:41] Raim
    Here you go.
[09:42] Asmodeus
    Hey! You still haven't given up on that?
[09:44] Caim
    Ooh! There's a pretty lady over there!
[09:45] Lead
    Hey, the three of you make
    up the Iruma crew.
[09:48] Jazz
    Heya.
[09:48] ---
    And over there!
[09:50] Iruma
    Did you guys come to get flyers, too?
[09:51] Lead
    Yeah. I know which Battler
    I'm going to join, though.
[09:54] Asmodeus
    Oh? You're capable of
    something so admirable?
[09:59] Lead
    I'm gonna join the Game Battler.
[10:00] ---
    It's great for learning strategies.
[10:03] Asmodeus
    You just want to play.
[10:04] Jazz
    I'm gonna join the New Magic Battler.
[10:07] Jazz
    I want to learn new magic
    spells and alchemy techniques.
[10:10] Asmodeus
    You just want money!
[10:12] Caim
    I want to join the Ladies' Studies Battler.
[10:14] Asmodeus
    That doesn't even exist!
[10:16] Asmodeus
    You fools need to take
    this more seriously!
[10:18] ---
    Just like Kalego said, this is
    vital to moving up the ranks!
[10:22] Lead
    What about you, Iruma-kun?
[10:23] Iruma
    Huh?
[10:24] Asmodeus
    Do you even understand that?
[10:24] Lead
    I mean, with the amount of magic
    you have, I guess you have your pick.
[10:26] ---
    Hey! Listen to me! Hey!
[10:28] Jazz
    Iruma-kun sure is at the center
    of attention all the time.
[10:32] Iruma
    Oh, right.
[10:34] ---
    These are actually Grandpa's powers,
    but to everyone else, they look like my own.
[10:39] Iruma
    But I don't have anything in mind yet.
[10:48] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[10:50] Iruma
    My ring is moving on its own...
    Is it going to freak out again?!
[10:53] Gaako
    I wonder which Battler I should join.
[10:56] Gaako
    What are you choosing, Eiko?
[10:57] Eiko
    I'm going to choose whatever
    Iruma-san chooses.
[11:00] Eiko
    I wonder which one
    Iruma-san's going to join.
[11:06] Iruma
    Sorry! Please move! Please—
SIGN    Magical
    Apparatus
     Battler
[11:19] Kiriwo
    S...
[11:22] Both
    Sorry!
SIGN    Sure
[11:34] ---
    Er, I'm sorr—
[11:37] Iruma
    He's dead?!
[11:39] Iruma
    Wh-What have I done?!
[11:42] Kiriwo
    Wow, you spooked me.
    I thought I was a goner.
[11:45] Iruma
    You're alive!
[11:46] Iruma
    Uh, but you were bleeding...
[11:49] Kiriwo
    Ah, yeah. I'm a bit weak, you see.
[11:51] Kiriwo
    Not to worry. I cough up blood all the ti—
[11:55] Iruma
    That actually... sounds like
    a good reason to worry...
[12:00] Kiriwo
    Oh, hey. That's the Gluttonous Feeder Ring!
[12:03] Iruma
    Huh?
[12:04] Kiriwo
    Which means it must've reacted to my collar.
[12:08] Kiriwo
    This is made from the same metal.
[12:11] Iruma
    The same?
[12:13] ---
    What do you mean...
[12:16] First Year A
    Hey, this crap's in the way.
[12:17] First Year B
    Hurry up and move all this.
[12:20] Kiriwo
    Oh, look at this mess. Sorry about that.
[12:23] Iruma
    This is all my fault! I'm so sorry!
[12:27] First Year A
    Hey, isn't he an upperclassman?
[12:29] First Year B
    Oh, crap...
[12:32] First Year B
    Wait, he's just a Bet?
[12:34] ---
    Don't scare me like that!
[12:36] First Year B
    Loser.
[12:39] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?
[12:42] Iruma
    You're an upperclassman, and they...
[12:44] Kiriwo
    Well, I am just a Bet.
[12:46] ---
    I don't have much magic, so...
[12:49] Kiriwo
    I made this so I could store up some magic.
[12:53] Kiriwo
    And then one day...
[12:55] Kiriwo
    Even demons who don't have a lot
    of magic will be able to use magic.
[12:58] Kiriwo
    That's the kind of magical
    apparatus I want to create.
[13:06] Kiriwo
    Well, I'll be going now.
[13:10] Passerby 2Nd Year
    Ow! The hell, man?
[13:12] Kiriwo
    Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
[13:15] Iruma
    H-He seems awkwardly relatable...
[13:19] Iruma
    Even without magic, huh?
[13:23] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[13:24] Clara
    Iruma-chi! You flew this far?
[13:27] Asmodeus
    You moved at such incredible speed!
    Impressive as always!
[13:31] Iruma
    Sorry about that.
[13:32] Asmodeus
    Now, let us move on to the next one.
[13:32] Sign
    Diabotany Battler
[13:37] Suzie
    Yis. Welcome.
[13:40] Suzie
    We of the Diabotany Battler
    grow and study various magic plants.
[13:46] Suzie
    We even make some medicines.
[13:52] Suzie
    They're so soothing, aren't they?
[13:54] Iruma
    They are.
[13:55] Suzie
    Look at this flower over here.
[13:57] Clara
    Iruma-chi! Peek-a...
[14:00] Clara
    ...boo!
[14:01] Suzie
    Oh, yes. I guess it is feeding time.
[14:05] Clara
    Ooh, I'm so high up! It's like a gondola!
[14:05] Iruma
    Clara! Come down, Clara!
[14:06] Asmodeus
    You fool!
[14:09] Clara
    Gondola, gondola...
[14:11] Sign
    Library Battler
[14:12] Braids Girl
    Please stop by!
[14:14] Braids Girl
    Our Library Battler has
[14:16] ---
    a wide collection of history books about the
    netherworld, as well as books to read for fun!
[14:23] Braids Girl
    Whenever we hear about rare books,
[14:25] Braids Girl
    we go out to buy them, and sometimes
    we even translate them!
[14:29] Braids Girl
    We all pursue whatever suits our passion!
[14:33] Iruma
    Wow, what a nice, calm atmosphe—
[14:37] Library Battler 1
    Oh, no!
[14:37] Library Battler 3
    Books are yummy, books are
    yummy, books are yummy...
[14:38] ---
    He's been cursed by one of the books
    and become a complete moron!
[14:41] Library Battler 2
    You idiot!
[14:42] ---
    How many times did I tell you to stay at least
    two meters away when opening new books?
[14:45] ---
    It's hopeless now!
[14:52] Braids Girl
    Come by again, okay?
[14:54] Iruma
    Uh... sure.
[14:57] Clara
    So I guess books are yummy. I had no idea.
[15:00] Iruma
    Huh?
[15:01] Asmodeus
    Let us move on to the next one.
[15:02] Sabro
    I have arrived!
[15:04] Sabro
    The Demon King Battler!
[15:06] ---
    Nothing could be more fitting for me,
    the next Demon King!
[15:09] Sabro
    Now, I accept all challengers!
[15:11] Sabro
    I shall strike you all down!
[15:22] Thick Glasses Pres
    Are you interested in joining?
[15:23] Sabro
    I-Indeed!
[15:25] Thick Glasses Pres
    We endlessly read all of the documents
    there are on the Demon King and study them.
[15:30] Sabro
    Documents on the Demon King?
[15:32] Round Glasses Girl
    Let us now begin our usual predictions
    for the next Demon King.
[15:36] Triangle Glasses
    You never get sick of that, do you?
[15:42] Sabro
    How interesting!
[15:46] Sabro
    So many books and documents
    that I've never seen before!
[15:49] Sabro
    Excellent!
[15:51] Senpais
    Comrade...
[15:53] Senpais
    He's one of us...
[15:54] Sign
    Black Magic Battler
[15:54] Black Magic Battlers
    Brew, brew, brew, brew, brew...
[16:00] Clara
    Brew, brew, brew...
    Make sure it stews, stews, stews!
[16:05] Black Magic Battlers
    A perfect 10!
[16:07] Iruma
    Clara!
[16:08] ---
    You really are going to
    become stew at this rate!
[16:10] Asmodeus
    That fool!
[16:11] Sign
    Succubus Battler
[16:12] Raim
    Hi! This is the Succubus Battler.
[16:14] Witch 1
    Come play with us!
[16:16] Clara
    Ooh, here! Ooh, here! I wanna go here!
[16:17] Asmodeus
    Again, it's futile!
    You're not cut out for this!
[16:20] Asmodeus
    Let us move on to the next one.
[16:21] Clara
    Master! Master!
[16:22] Iruma
    S-Sure.
SIGN    Ladies' Studies Battler
SIGN    Looking for recruits
[16:23] Caim
    Well?
[16:24] ---
    Wouldn't you like to research with me?
[16:27] ---
    I'm looking for new recruits!
[16:29] Iruma
    Huh?
[16:30] Asmodeus
    You're a first-year!
[16:37] Iruma
    Um... About my ring...
[16:40] Sullivan
    Oh, I guess it is due for a tuning.
[16:42] ---
    I forgot. Sorry about that.
[16:44] Iruma
    It's fine.
[16:46] Iruma
    It just seems to freak out sometimes.
[16:53] Sullivan
    And there. Your three-level
    tuning is complete.
[16:58] Iruma
    Thank you very much.
[17:00] Sullivan
    Well, I guess you never know until you try.
[17:02] Sullivan
    Point your finger up like this,
    and repeat after me.
[17:05] Sullivan
    "Raffire."
[17:06] Iruma
    Huh? But...
[17:08] (Flashback) Iruma
    Libera!
[17:12] Iruma
    I-Is another dragon going to appear?
[17:14] Sullivan
    Don't worry! Now, go on.
[17:18] Iruma
    Ra... Raffire!
[17:21] Iruma
    Oh, fire?
[17:23] Sullivan
    That's the weakest, the devil mode.
[17:26] Sullivan
    Next, we have demon mode.
[17:32] Sullivan
    And then we have Ifrit mode.
[17:42] Sullivan
    It can get a bit dangerous,
    so try to get by with just devil mode.
[17:46] Iruma
    Got it.
[17:47] Sullivan
    But whenever you're in real
    trouble, use this spell...
[17:52] Sullivan
    Pandoroola.
[17:55] Iruma
    Pan—
[17:56] Sullivan
    Nope! Just for emergencies!
[17:59] Sullivan
    This is a spell that unleashes
    all the magic at once.
[18:04] Sullivan
    It's an extra special move that'll use
    most of the magic stored up in the ring,
[18:08] Sullivan
    so be careful.
[18:10] Iruma
    R-Right...
[18:19] Asmodeus
    Now, which side should we start from today?
[18:22] Clara
    I wanna go over there!
SIGN    Magic Beast
    Forest Battler
[18:24] ---
    The Magic Beast Forest Battler!
[18:25] Clara
    Super exciting adventures!
SIGN    Fluffy Fluff Rules Battler
[18:29] Clara
    The Fluffy Fluff Rules Battler!
    Why is "rules" even in the name?
[18:33] Clara
    The Rock-Paper-Scissors Battler!
SIGN    Rock-Paper-Scissors Battler
[18:36] Clara
    Rock, paper, scissors and then look that
    way and then one, two, three, shoot!
[18:38] Asmodeus
    Which one is catching your eye, Iruma-sama?
[18:40] Iruma
    Actually, the Execution Cannonball
    Battler's captain called me over.
[18:42] Clara
    Shoot, shoot, shoot!
[18:45] Iruma
    I want to test something out.
[18:50] Sign
    Execution Cannonball Battler
[18:50] Ecb Captain
    Thanks for coming, Iruma-kun!
[18:53] Ecb Captain
    I heard about your amazing plays
    at your promotion exam!
[18:57] Ecb Captain
    I heard you threw a mean ball
    that really surprised everyone.
[18:58] Iruma
    Uh, yes.
[19:06] Captain
    Come on over.
[19:08] Player 1
    You guys, too!
[19:09] Player 2
    Let's throw the heck out of these balls!
[19:10] Clara
    Yeah!
[19:13] Captain
    Go ahead and throw it right now.
[19:15] ---
    I'd like to catch your ball.
[19:17] Iruma
    S-Sure!
[19:19] Senpai A
    What the heck?
[19:20] Senpai B
    Guess his name is Iruma.
[19:21] Senpai C
    He's the chair-demon's grandson.
[19:23] Senpai D
    He's got a lot of magic, right?
[19:24] Senpai E
    Is he gonna split the floor or something?
[19:29] Captain
    Okay, bring it!
[19:33] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[19:35] Clara
    You can do it, Iruma-chi!
[19:37] Iruma
    Devil mode.
[19:40] Iruma
    Libera!
[19:48] Senpai B
    Huh?
[19:49] Senpai A
    Is that it?
[19:51] Senpai B
    He didn't split the floor.
[19:53] Captain
    Iruma-kun, were you being
    serious with that throw?
[19:56] Iruma
    Y-Yes.
[19:58] Captain
    Hmm...
[19:59] ---
    I'll admit, it didn't have
    the oomph I was looking for,
[20:03] Captain
    but it was decent.
[20:05] Iruma
    Th-Thank you very much!
[20:07] Captain
    If you're interested,
    you should definitely join!
[20:10] Player 1
    We'll get plenty of attention
    if the popular Iruma joins.
[20:13] Player 2
    Yeah!
[20:17] Clara
    Where should we go next?
[20:19] Asmodeus
    Hey, don't go wandering off!
[20:22] Iruma
    Magic and popularity are
    definitely proportional here.
[20:26] Iruma
    A lot of Battlers invited me to join,
[20:29] Iruma
    but they might be disappointed once
    they learn this magic is borrowed.
[20:34] Clara
    I'm thirsty!
[20:36] ---
    I'm gonna go buy some Danky
    Dank Coffee from Come Come-san!
[20:38] Asmodeus
    Would you please stop causing
    Come Come-san so much trouble?!
[20:39] Clara
    And some Sludgey Sludge Water,
    and some super spicy oshiruko!
[20:41] Asmodeus
    Hold it!
[20:48] Iruma
    Oh, it's from Ameri-san.
[20:54] Ameri
    Where are you right now?
[20:55] ---
    Aren't you going to come
    see the student council?
[20:57] Iruma
    Thank you very much for the
    invitation. I'll stop by later.
[21:01] Ameri
    You'd better come.
[21:03] Iruma
    So you're the student
    council president, Ameri-san?
[21:06] Iruma
    I had no idea.
[21:08] ---
    Oh, no!
[21:17] Iruma
    Huh? What...
[21:28] Kiriwo
    Well, that was a failure...
[21:37] Kiriwo
    Huh?
[21:39] Iruma
    You're...
SIGN    Magical Apparatus Battler
SIGN    Amy Kiriwo
[23:22] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:26] Robin
    I have a feeling Kalego-sensei has
    some kind of grudge against me!
[23:29] Robin
    Why do you think that is?
[23:31] Dali And Suzie
    Well...
[23:32] Suzie
    Yis.
[23:33] Dali And Suzie
    It'll probably be more interesting if
    we don't tell him about the familiar.
[23:36] Dali
    Well, he's pretty shy.
    You should be more aggressive.
[23:39] Suzie
    He might just be a little stressed
    from lack of sleep.
[23:41] ---
    I have the perfect flower for that, yis.
[23:45] Robin
    Ta-da! And now...
[23:49] Robin
    You can finally catch up
    on sleep with this futon!
[23:51] Robin
    Relax with these flowers!
[23:52] Robin
    Now, jump right in!
[23:55] Nar
    After this, Robin had to listen
    to a lecture for three hours.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Grandpa
    Iruma-kun seems to be enjoying
    school life to the fullest!
[24:05] Grandpa
    My life is fulfilled.
[24:07] Grandpa
    No, wait. Not yet.
[24:09] ---
    I have to keep watching over Iruma-kun.
[24:11] Grandpa
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:13] Grandpa
    "The Magical Apparatus Battler"
    and "The Thirteen's Dinner."
[24:17] Grandpa
    The gathering of the netherworld's
    most distinguished heroes.
[24:20] Grandpa
    I need to tell them just
    how cute my grandson is!
SIGN    End

E13 - The Magical Apparatus Battler

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[00:01] Sign
    Diabotany Battler
[00:02] Nar
    Battlers:
[00:03] Nar
    gatherings of like-minded demons
    who want to move up in the ranks.
[00:04] Sign
    Library Battler
[00:07] Sign
    Black Magic Battler
[00:07] Nar
    Basically, they are clubs.
[00:09] Sign
    Execution Cannonball Battler
[00:10] Nar
    Iruma was trying to decide
    which Battler to join.
[00:18] Ameri
    A little more to the right.
[00:20] Ameri
    Smoke, that side is sagging!
    Raise it up higher!
[00:23] Smoke
    Yes, boss!
[00:25] Ameri
    This is all because you don't train enough.
[00:28] Ameri
    You won't be going home today
    until we're done decorating.
[00:30] All
    Yes, boss!
[00:32] Quiche
    The president sure is pumped this year.
[00:35] Johnny
    It's not surprising.
[00:36] Johnny
    Asmodeus is someone
    every Battler would want.
[00:39] Sunny
    Yeah.
[00:51] Ameri
    There.
SIGN    Happy Birthday
[00:54] Ameri
    Decorations inspired by
    First Love Memories...
[00:57] Ameri
    I wonder if Iruma will like them.
[01:04] Ameri
    Don't forget to visit!
[01:11] Iruma
    Oh, it's from Ameri-san.
[01:15] Ameri
    Where are you right now?
[01:16] Ameri
    Aren't you going to come
    see the student council?
[01:18] Iruma
    Thank you very much for the
    invitation. I'll stop by later.
[01:22] Ameri
    You'd better come.
[01:24] Iruma
    So you're the student
    council president, Ameri-san?
[01:26] Iruma
    I had no idea.
[01:29] Kiriwo
    Oh, no!
[01:37] Iruma
    Huh? What...
[01:48] Kiriwo
    Well, that was a failure...
[01:57] Kiriwo
    Huh?
[01:59] Iruma
    You're...
[02:02] Iruma
    Are you all right?
[02:03] Kiriwo
    Yeah, I'm fine...
[02:05] Iruma
    S-Senpai?!
[02:09] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[02:11] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[02:16] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[02:22] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[02:24] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[02:30] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[02:33] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    The Magical Apparatus Battler
[04:06] All
    "The Magical Apparatus Battler."
[04:10] Ameri
    He didn't know?!
[04:13] Ameri
    I was under the impression he knew
    I was the student council president!
[04:17] Ameri
    Did the fact that I'm the student
    council president scare him?
[04:23] Ameri
    "I'm really sorry. Something came up
    and I won't be able to visit today."
[04:28] Ameri
    So he is scared of me!
SIGN    Magical Apparatus Battler
SIGN    Amy Kiriwo
[04:34] Kiriwo
    Sorry about this.
[04:36] ---
    I messed up a bit trying to
    calibrate a magical apparatus.
[04:39] Iruma
    Ah...
[04:40] Kiriwo
    I guess I haven't introduced myself yet.
SIGN    Amy Kiriwo
[04:43] Kiriwo
    I'm Amy Kiriwo. Pleasure to meet you.
[04:46] Iruma
    I'm Iruma. It's a pleasure
    to meet you, as well.
[04:49] Kiriwo
    I'm sorry I can't even serve
    you some Hell Grey Tea.
[04:51] Kiriwo
    I'm the only member
    of this Battler, you see.
[04:54] Iruma
    Oh, it's fine. Please, get some rest.
[04:59] Kiriwo
    That's a nice breeze.
[05:03] Iruma
    So this is the Magical Apparatus Battler.
[05:05] Kiriwo
    It's a mess, ain't it?
[05:07] ---
    Have a look around, if you'd like.
[05:09] Iruma
    Thank you.
[05:14] Kiriwo
    I think you know this,
[05:16] ---
    but magical apparatuses are items
    that function using magic.
[05:19] Iruma
    Right.
[05:21] Iruma
    I had no idea!
[05:23] Kiriwo
    Just like the name suggests,
[05:24] ---
    we study magical apparatuses
    from everywhere
[05:27] ---
    and even make some ourselves.
[05:30] Iruma
    You make them? Did you make that collar, too?
[05:36] Kiriwo
    Er... This collar's a bit different.
[05:39] Kiriwo
    Oh, I know.
[05:42] Kiriwo
    This is a ball that shines
    when you store magic in it.
[05:44] Iruma
    Huh...
[05:45] Kiriwo
    Hup!
[05:50] Iruma
    A-Are you okay?
[05:54] Kiriwo
    Perfectly fine. This happens all the time.
[05:57] Iruma
    All the time?
[05:59] Kiriwo
    This is a doll that moves
    when you put magic into it.
[06:03] Kiriwo
    Hup!
[06:04] Iruma
    Wow! That's amazing!
[06:07] Kiriwo
    I've reached... my limit...
[06:10] Iruma
    Please don't push yourself too hard!
[06:13] Kiriwo
    Well, since you came by and all,
    I wanted to show you a few things.
[06:18] Kiriwo
    But I'm rather frail,
    and I don't have much magic.
[06:22] Iruma
    I thought I was the only one worried
    about my lack of magic, since I'm human.
[06:27] Iruma
    I guess that's not the case.
[06:30] Kiriwo
    Not to mention, I blew up a magical
    apparatus prototype I was working on.
[06:35] Iruma
    Oh, is that magical apparatus still okay?
[06:38] Kiriwo
    Would you like to see it?!
[06:39] Iruma
    Sure!
[06:42] Kiriwo
    This is my prototype!
[06:44] ---
    The magic enhancement
    apparatus, Gabuko-chan!
[06:46] Iruma
    Gabu?
[06:47] Kiriwo
    Just like its name suggests,
    it's supposed to enhance one's magic...
[06:52] Kiriwo
    But it's rather difficult to use.
[06:54] Iruma
    Huh...
[06:56] Iruma
    Oh, are these parts, too?
    They look like puzzle pieces.
[07:00] Kiriwo
    Yup. You can touch them, if you'd like.
[07:02] Iruma
    Thanks!
[07:04] Kiriwo
    That's the battery for its heart.
[07:06] ---
    It's supposed to be in the shape of a heart,
[07:09] Kiriwo
    but I can't seem to get the turbie's spin and
    the ancha's heat capacity to connect correctly.
[07:14] Kiriwo
    I guess you wouldn't know
    what I'm babbling about, though.
[07:18] Kiriwo
    No way!
[07:20] Kiriwo
    Wow! It's perfectly put together!
[07:23] Kiriwo
    You're amazing, Iruma-kun!
[07:25] Iruma
    Thank—
[07:26] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun, have you ever
    made any magical apparatuses?
[07:28] Iruma
    Huh? Um...
[07:29] Kiriwo
    Hey, tell me all about—
[07:31] Iruma
    Senpai?!
[07:33] Kiriwo
    I got a bit too excited.
[07:36] ---
    But you sure are talented, Iruma-kun.
[07:38] Iruma
    Um, well... I've been building
    things ever since I was little.
[07:43] Iruma
    Like fixing appliances I happened to
    pick up, or making my own light bulbs...
[07:47] Iruma
    Lots of stuff.
[07:48] (Flashback) Iruma
    I'm going to die if I can't fix this.
[07:50] Kiriwo
    Appliances?
[07:52] ---
    I'm not sure what those are,
    but it sure sounds like you've had it rough.
[07:56] Iruma
    Um... Do you think you'll
    be able to use that?
[07:59] Kiriwo
    Of course! Could you bring
    me that ball from earlier?
[08:02] Iruma
    Sure.
[08:13] Kiriwo
    This time, for sure...
[08:17] Iruma
    It's shining!
[08:18] Kiriwo
    Not yet.
[08:26] Kiriwo
    It worked!
[08:28] Iruma
    Wow! It's so pretty!
[08:31] Kiriwo
    Yup. Gabuko-chan's an amazing machine.
[08:35] Kiriwo
    Even if you don't have much magic,
[08:36] ---
    it can draw out your magic to its limit.
[08:39] Kiriwo
    It's really hard for anyone without
    much magic to survive in the netherworld.
[08:43] Kiriwo
    Currently in the netherworld,
    as well as in this school,
[08:46] Kiriwo
    rank is the most important thing.
[08:48] Kiriwo
    It's very clear who's above who.
[08:50] Kiriwo
    If possible,
[08:51] ---
    I want to create magical apparatuses
    that'll allow weaker demons
[08:54] ---
    to go head-to-head with stronger demons...
[08:58] Kiriwo
    and help make this power gap disappear.
[09:04] Iruma
    Make the power gap disappear...
[09:06] ---
    Actually, if that's possible...
[09:11] Kiriwo
    Well done.
[09:13] Iruma
    Um, I think that's a great idea!
[09:15] Kiriwo
    Well, I can't talk about it too loudly,
[09:19] Kiriwo
    because I'm pretty sure it's the last thing
    high-ranked demons want to hear.
[09:24] Kiriwo
    But Iruma-kun, you have plenty of magic,
    and you're so talented. You're just amazing.
[09:28] Kiriwo
    You can probably choose
    whatever Battler you want.
[09:33] Iruma
    Um, Kiriwo-senpai...
[09:37] Iruma
    If I happened to have no magic,
    would you still let me join this Battler?
[09:46] Kiriwo
    If you actually didn't have any magic...
[09:49] Kiriwo
    We'd be exactly alike!
[09:54] Kiriwo
    Even if you didn't have much magic,
[09:56] ---
    I'd love to have someone as
    talented as you, Iruma-kun.
[09:59] Kiriwo
    What this Battler needs
    isn't magic, but technique.
[10:08] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[10:10] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[10:11] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[10:13] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[10:15] Asmodeus
    He got separated from us while
    we were at the school store.
[10:18] Asmodeus
    Where could he have gone?
[10:20] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[10:21] Clara
    There he is! Hey!
[10:23] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[10:25] Asmodeus
    Where have you been?
[10:27] Clara
    We've been looking for you!
[10:29] Clara
    Iruma-chi, did something good happen?
[10:32] Iruma
    Yeah! Listen to this...
[10:49] Nar
    And then, the final day
    of the Battler trials...
[10:58] Kiriwo
    I messed up again...
[10:59] Iruma
    Are you okay?
[11:00] Kiriwo
    Oh, Iruma-kun.
[11:02] Kiriwo
    You came to visit again?
[11:05] Kiriwo
    Were you interested in joining?
[11:06] ---
    Just kidding.
[11:08] Kiriwo
    Huh?
[11:09] Kiriwo
    There's more of you?
[11:10] Iruma
    When I mentioned that I was going to join,
    they also insisted on joining.
[11:15] Asmodeus
    But of course! I will accompany
    you anywhere, Iruma-sama!
[11:19] Clara
    Is this a magical apparatus? Is it yummy?
[11:21] Clara
    Om nom nom nom nom.
[11:24] Iruma
    So, yeah. It's a pleasure to work
    with you, Kiriwo-senpai.
[11:28] Kiriwo
    New recruits... Three of them...
[11:32] Kiriwo
    Three of them!
[11:33] Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai?!
[11:35] Iruma
    Senpai!
[11:37] Clara
    He's smiling so much!
[11:40] Nar
    Iruma, Asmodeus, and Clara officially
    joined the Magical Apparatus Battler.
[11:41] Clara
    He's so weird.
[11:42] Iruma
    Senpai?! Kiriwo-senpai!
[11:44] Nar
    Thus ends the Battler trial period.
[11:48] Nar
    Yes, it has ended.
[11:50] Sunny
    I've never seen the president so depressed.
[11:54] Quiche
    Well, Asmodeus never showed up.
[11:58] Ameri
    So Iruma didn't show up after all...
[12:03] Ameri
    Come in.
[12:07] Iruma
    I'm so sorry I'm late.
[12:09] Ameri
    I-Iruma!
[12:12] Ameri
    Wh-What do you want?
[12:14] ---
    The trial period is over.
[12:16] Iruma
    You're right. I'm really sorry.
[12:19] Ameri
    Honestly. What am I going to do with you?
[12:21] Ameri
    I'll pour you some Hell Grey tea, so sit down.
[12:24] Iruma
    Oh, thank you very much.
[12:28] Iruma
    So this is the student council room...
[12:32] Iruma
    Oh! This is from First Love Memories!
[12:35] Ameri
    Yes...
[12:36] ---
    To make any potential
    recruits feel more welcome.
[12:39] Ameri
    What do you think?
[12:40] Iruma
    I think it's really great!
[12:44] Ameri
    I-I see.
[12:46] Iruma
    I was really surprised when I found out you're
    the student council president, Ameri-san.
[12:50] Iruma
    Being the student council president
    as just a second-year is amazing.
[12:54] Ameri
    It's not a big deal.
[12:56] Ameri
    I am just doing everything
    I need to do to fulfill my goal.
[13:00] Iruma
    Goal?
[13:01] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    And help make this power gap disappear.
[13:06] Iruma
    My senpai in the Battler I joined
    is also working hard for his goal...
[13:11] Iruma
    Huh?
[13:11] Ameri
    You joined another Battler?!
[13:14] Ameri
    But you said you'd join the student council!
[13:16] Iruma
    Huh?! Uh, I'm pretty sure I didn't—
[13:19] Ameri
    Y-You basically said you would!
    Explain yourself, Iruma!
[13:23] Iruma
    Huh?!
[13:25] Nar
    After this, it took Iruma two hours
    to explain the situation to Ameri.
SIGN    We'd be exactly alike
SIGN    The Thirteen's Dinner
[13:38] All
    "The Thirteen's Dinner."
[13:43] Iruma
    Battler Party?
[13:45] Opera
    It's a presentation held by Battlers. Really,
[13:48] ---
    it's an introduction for all the new members.
[13:51] Opera
    It's a lively event with various
    forms of entertainment and shops.
[13:54] Iruma
    Wow...
[13:55] Opera
    Above all, the parents of the first-years
    come to the Battler Party to observe.
[14:00] Opera
    It's a perfect opportunity for them to check
    up on their kids who just started school.
[14:05] Iruma
    So it's basically like parents' day at school.
[14:07] Iruma
    I see!
[14:10] ---
    And all this is...
[14:11] Opera
    The chair-demon insisted on
    getting ready for it immediately.
[14:14] (Flashback) Sullivan
    I need uncut footage from all angles of
    Iruma-kun getting ready for the Battler Party!
[14:20] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Make sure you prepare everything!
[14:24] Iruma
    So... where is Grandpa?
[14:26] Opera
    He just left.
[14:28] Opera
    He has a very important
    regularly scheduled meeting today.
[14:30] Iruma
    Huh? Regularly scheduled meeting?
[14:34] Opera
    A meeting of the greatest
    heroes of the netherworld...
[14:36] ---
    The Thirteen's Dinner.
SIGN    Babel
[14:47] Sign
    665th Floor
SIGN    Great Heroes Second-in-Command: Belzebuth
[15:00] Belzebuth
    Now, let us begin our meeting.
SIGN    All-Seer: Astaroh
[15:03] Astaroh
    Please wait a moment.
    It doesn't look like everyone's here yet.
[15:07] Belzebuth
    Asmodeus and Glasya will be absent.
SIGN    Lord of Seduction: Asmodeus
SIGN    Dark Lord: Glasya
SIGN    Lord of Four Corners: Amaymon
[15:11] Amaymon
    Again? Do they actually realize
    they're part of the Thirteen Crowns?
[15:15] Belzebuth
    They had other matters to attend to.
[15:17] ---
    Let us begin the meeting.
SIGN    Glutton Lord: Behemolt
[15:21] Behemolt
    The biggest problem here
    is overhunting of food.
[15:24] Behemolt
    At this rate, we're going to die of starvation.
[15:29] Amaymon
    Uh, it wouldn't hurt
    for you to starve a little.
[15:33] Astaroh
    Money's not flowing like it should, either.
[15:35] Astaroh
    Too much illegal trading of goods going on.
[15:39] Azazel
    Speaking of illegal,
[15:41] ---
    there's been an increase in high-ranked
    demons coming through illegally.
SIGN    Chief of Demon Border Control: Azazel Henri
[15:44] Azazel
    This is a grave situation.
[15:46] Amaymon
    The east is getting pretty dangerous,
    too. Wouldn't you say so, girlie?
SIGN    Principal Spirit: Paimon
[15:54] Paimon
    I dunno what yer talkin' 'bout.
[15:57] Paimon
    Y'all do somethin' 'bout it.
[15:59] Amaymon
    There's that annoying accent again.
[16:02] Paimon
    What?!
[16:03] Amymon
    What?
[16:04] Both
    What?
[16:08] Belzebuth
    Because we've been without
    a Demon King for so long,
[16:11] ---
    order in the netherworld
    is slowly crumbling.
[16:13] Belzebuth
    We have Belial-sama,
    Sullivan-sama, and Lady Levi.
[16:20] Belzebuth
    It's about time we make
    one of them Demon King
[16:22] Belzebuth
    and have them take
    control of the netherworld.
[16:26] Amaymon
    I'm all for Belial-sama. He's super sharp.
[16:30] Astaroh
    No, it should be Levi-sama.
[16:32] Astaroh
    Her wisdom and leadership are far greater.
[16:35] Amaymon
    But you need to be conniving
    as a Demon King, too.
[16:37] Paimon
    Nah, Sullivan-sama would be
    the one who heals us all.
[16:41] Astaroh
    It's true that Sullivan-sama is skilled...
[16:43] Amaymon
    But he's not a Yodh yet.
[16:45] Amyamon
    Besides, it's not healing that we need.
[16:48] Paimon
    Nah, but it was mentioned in the
    Demon King Prophecy Scroll.
[16:52] Paimon
    "He shall make one and all his servants.
[16:55] Paimon
    He shall form blood pacts
    and heal all demonkind."
[16:59] Azazel
    "He shall descend from a foreign realm
[17:02] Azazel
    and wear the golden Ring
    of Solomon on his right hand."
[17:07] Baal
    You guys are all stupid.
SIGN    Thunder Lord: Baal
[17:10] Baal
    After all that whining, you're just
     gonna rely on a prophecy?
[17:15] Baal
    It's not like these little ripples are going
    to have any effect on the netherworld.
[17:32] Amaymon
    You've got some nerve for a brat who
     barely shows up to these meetings.
[17:36] Baal
    Meetings? Don't you mean
    whining competitions, old man?
[17:39] Amaymon
    What?
[17:40] Amaymon
    Fine, if that's how you want it! Come at me!
[17:43] Baal
    Oh, shut up. What?
    You wanna start something?
[17:46] Amaymon
    Today's the day I'll finally teach you a lesson!
[17:49] Astaroh
    And there they go again.
[17:50] Paimon
    They always gotta get so darn messy.
[17:52] Azazel
    Pardon me, may I make a work call?
[17:53] Baal
    Oh, quit your endless yapping.
[17:56] Amaymon
    What? You wanna go?!
[17:56] Belzebuth
    Yes, we should probably take a break.
[17:58] Baal
    Bring it on! What? You scared? Come at me!
[18:04] Belzebuth
    I truly hope we can settle
    on a Demon King today...
[18:08] Sign
    666th Floor
SIGN    The Three Greats: Belial
SIGN    The Three Greats: Lady Levi
SIGN    The Three Greats: Sullivan
[18:18] Belial
    Let's settle this once and for all.
[18:21] Levi
    Of course.
[18:23] Levi
    Let us begin.
[18:25] Belial
    My grandchild is the cutest!
[18:28] Belial
    Look at his wittle hands!
    Nothing could be cuter!
[18:31] Levi
    No, what determines the better
    grandchild is how proficient they are!
[18:34] Levi
    My grandchild is the best!
[18:36] Belial
    He may be smart,
    but his personality's twisted!
[18:39] Levi
    You're the last person I want to
    hear talk about a twisted personality!
[18:43] Belial
    Okay, you get to be the judge
    today as usual, Sully.
[18:48] Belial
    Sully?
[18:51] Sullivan
    I'm not the same demon I used to be.
[18:55] Sullivan
    Behold! I have a grandchild now, too!
[19:00] Both
    Wh-What?!
[19:02] Belial
    W-Wait a second!
[19:03] ---
    You don't even have a child!
    How do you have a grandchild?
[19:06] Levi
    How did you skip over
    that and get a grandchild?
[19:08] Levi
    What happened in between there?!
[19:11] Sullivan
    Oh, I used a little lifehack.
[19:13] Levi
    Oh, he's a cutie.
[19:16] Sullivan
    I know, right?! Isn't he the cutest?
[19:18] Belial
    But he doesn't look at all like you.
[19:20] Levi
    You didn't kidnap him, did you?
[19:22] Sullivan
    No comment.
[19:24] Belial
    But now we don't have a judge.
[19:27] Levi
    Should we summon Little Bel?
[19:28] Sullivan
    But...
[19:29] Baal
    Bring it on! I'll take you on!
[19:30] Belzebuth
    I told you all to shut up!
[19:31] Sullivan
    They seem pretty busy.
[19:33] Belial
    I'm sure they're just arguing about the
    absence of the Demon King again.
[19:34] Baal
    What?! You scared?!
[19:36] Levi
    They sure are lively.
[19:38] Sullivan
    Well? Should we decide on a Demon King, then?
[19:41] Belial
    If we're gonna decide with cards, sure.
[19:42] Sullivan
    No way! You always cheat, Beli-yan!
[19:45] Levi
    Oh, who cares how you decide?
    Just decide already.
[19:48] Belial
    Hey, why'd you weasel your
    way out of this decision?
[19:51] Levi
    Well, age holds superiority
    in these matters, doesn't it?
[19:54] Levi
    As a youth, I humbly remove
    myself from this decision.
[19:56] Belial
    What?! Youth, my ass!
[19:58] Belial
    You're as old as us, you hag!
[20:00] Sullivan
    How much are you wasting on
    that skin, you fake old hag?!
[20:04] Levi
    Men should be in charge of such matters.
[20:07] Levi
    It's quite audacious of you to force
    the position of Demon King upon me
[20:11] Levi
    when I'm two years younger.
[20:13] Belial
    Two years?
[20:14] Sullivan
    Two years?
[20:15] Levi
    My choice would be you, Sully.
[20:18] Sullivan
    What?
[20:19] Levi
    You're more than skilled enough.
[20:21] ---
    Quit holding back and become a Yodh already.
[20:24] Belial
    I'd feel at ease if you
    were the boss, too, Sully.
[20:28] Belial
    What do you say, Sully?
[20:33] Sullivan
    I have a grandson for the first time,
    and I'm spoiling the hell out of him.
[20:40] Sullivan
    I take my eye off him for a second,
    and he's grown so much.
[20:45] Sullivan
    Truly...
[20:48] Sullivan
    It's so much fun watching kids grow up.
[20:53] Sullivan
    I have no intention of giving
    up being the chair-demon.
[20:58] Belial
    I see.
[21:00] Belial
    I guess it would be harder
    now that you have a grandson.
[21:02] Levi
    The Demon King's going to remain absent
    for now. Let's wrap this up.
[21:05] Sullivan
    Yay!
[21:06] Sullivan
    Okay, I'm going back
    to my beloved Iruma-kun!
[21:10] Levi
    Come in.
[21:12] Azazel
    Please forgive our intrusion.
[21:14] Sullivan
    Henri-kun.
[21:16] Azazel
    Sullivan-sama, thank you for
    looking after my daughter at school.
[21:20] Sullivan
    Oh, it's nothing.
[21:21] Azazel
    However...
[21:22] Sullivan
    However?
[21:24] Azazel
    You've been accused of illegally
    crossing into the human world.
[21:29] Azazel
    Please accompany me to the station.
[21:32] Sullivan
    Oho, is that actually a warrant?
[21:34] Azazel
    It is, sir. It's a warrant.
[21:36] Sullivan
    Why, though?
[21:37] Belial
    The hell is Sully doing?
[21:42] Iruma
    Opera-san! Dinner's really delicious today!
[21:46] Opera
    Thank you very much.
[21:49] Sullivan
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Iruma-kun!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
[23:25] Clara
    Sukima!
SIGN    Ma
[23:28] Quiche
    A-Are you all right, President?
[23:31] Ameri
    Iruma didn't join the student council.
[23:34] Ameri
    This just means we'll
    have to go on more dates.
[23:37] Nar
    Ameri considers the reading sessions
    she has with Iruma to be "dates"...
[23:42] All
    Go on more dates?!
[23:44] Nar
    But the other four student council members
    think dates are important patrol duty.
[23:49] Sunny
    Patrol!
[23:50] Quiche
    Patrol!
[23:51] Johnny
    Patrol!
[23:52] Sunny
    Patrol!
[23:53] Ameri
    They all seem more gung-ho than usual.
[23:53] Johnny
    Nothing suspicious!
[23:55] ---
    The student council's patrols
    became much stricter for a while.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Opera
    Good grief.
[24:02] Opera
    What kind of trouble has the
    chair-demon gotten himself into now?
[24:05] Opera
    He brought a human to the netherworld
    and made him his grandchild.
[24:08] Opera
    Then he enrolled that human
    at school as an honor student.
[24:11] Opera
    Yes, I'd say he's rather guilty.
[24:13] Opera
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:16] Opera
    "The Battlers' Presentation."
[24:17] Opera
    Will the chair-demon be able to
    return in time for the Battler Party
[24:20] Opera
    to witness Iruma-sama's bravery?
[24:23] Opera
    Please look forward to it.
SIGN    End

E14 - The Battlers' Presentation

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[00:06] Opera
    You can't come home?
[00:08] Sullivan
    Yeah...
[00:09] ---
    They're saying that I illegally
    entered the human world.
[00:15] Sullivan
    I'm being questioned by
     Demon Border Control right now.
[00:18] Opera
    I see.
[00:19] Opera
    So, how long is your sentence?
[00:21] Sullivan
    Why are you sentencing me already?!
[00:23] Sullivan
    They're just questioning me!
[00:25] Opera
    Is this a false accusation?
[00:26] Sullivan
    Of course it is!
[00:27] Sullivan
    I mean, it's not like they'll ever find out.
[00:29] Opera
    You just confessed to the crime.
[00:31] Sullivan
    Anyway...
[00:32] Sullivan
    Something is definitely off here.
[00:35] Sullivan
    I'm sure Iruma-kun's so worried
    about me that he can't even eat.
[00:40] Opera
    He's currently...
[00:41] Opera
    playing his after-dinner games.
[00:43] Sullivan
    He's gaming?!
[00:45] Sullivan
    No fair, no fair, no fair! I'll be home soon!
[00:48] Sullivan
    I'm definitely going to the Battler Party!
[00:50] Sullivan
    Make sure Iruma-kun doesn't
    stay up too late and keeps warm!
[00:53] ---
    Oh, and make sure to read him a bedtime story!
[00:56] Sullivan
    Also, be sure to tell him that I love him
    very much even though we're so far apart.
[01:01] Opera
    Of course.
[01:03] Iruma
    Is Grandpa not coming home yet?
[01:06] Opera
    He won't be back for a while
    because something came up,
[01:09] ---
    but he says there's nothing to worry about.
[01:12] Iruma
    I see.
[01:14] Iruma
    Huh?
SIGN    You lose
[01:16] Game
    You lose.
[01:18] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[01:20] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[01:25] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[01:31] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[01:33] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[01:39] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[01:42] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    The Battlers' Presentation
[03:15] All
    "The Battlers' Presentation."
[03:20] Nar
    With the demon version of Parents' Day,
    the Battler Party, a few days away...
[03:26] Nar
    The first-years at the demon
    school Babyls are very nervous.
[03:29] Keroli
    Fidget, fidget...
[03:32] Kalego
    You lot need to calm down.
[03:34] Lead
    But our parents are going to be here!
[03:37] Goemon
    I'm very nervous.
[03:38] Lead
    Both of my parents are coming...
[03:40] Jazz
    My big bro will be here.
[03:42] Elizabetta
    What about you, Keroli-chan?
[03:43] Keroli
    My parents are a bit busy,
[03:47] Keroli
    but Grammy said she'd come.
[03:49] Elizabetta
    Oh, how lovely.
[03:49] Clara
    Eggy-sensei! Nervous, nervous!
    Nervous, nervous!
[03:51] Iruma
    Family, huh?
[03:53] Iruma
    I never really got to go to school
    back in the human world.
SIGN    Parents' Day
[03:57] Iruma
    And it's not like my parents ever
    bothered to come on Parents' Day.
[04:01] Iruma
    I wonder what it feels like to have
    your family come see you at school.
[04:04] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[04:07] Iruma
    Wait. Now I'm getting nervous, too.
[04:10] Clara
    Hey, hey! My family's coming, too!
[04:12] Clara
    There's Daddy, Mommy, U-chan, Keebow,
    Konchie, Sin Sin, Ran Ran, and...
[04:19] Clara
    And, and, there's a lot more!
[04:20] Lead
    My older sister's supposed to come, too,
    but I'm not sure if she'll make it.
[04:20] Asmodeus
    There's more?!
[04:22] Asmodeus
    Let's make sure to stay away
    that day, Iruma-sama.
[04:24] Jazz
    What are you even worried about?
[04:26] Lead
    Well, she's really lazy.
[04:29] Clara
    Who's coming from your place, Sabro?!
[04:32] Sabro
    My little sister, Sylvia, will be coming.
[04:34] Kalego
    Silence.
[04:35] Kalego
    You fools should be preparing so
    you don't embarrass yourselves
[04:39] Kalego
    in front of your families.
[04:41] Kalego
    Also, those of you who will be staying
    overnight need to get permission forms.
[04:44] All
    Yes, sir.
[04:46] Momonoki
    Kalego-sensei.
[04:48] Momonoki
    Could you come to the chair-demon's office?
SIGN    Chair-Demon's Office
[04:53] Kalego
    The chair-demon was taken
    in by Demon Border Control?
[04:57] Momonoki
    Yes. We heard from the chair-demon himself.
[05:00] Blushenko
    What did he say?
[05:02] Momonoki
    Well...
[05:04] (Flashback) Sullivan
    I think it's going to take a while for this
    whole misunderstanding to blow over,
[05:07] (Flashback) Sullivan
    so let's have Kalego-kun take
    over for me in my absence.
[05:10] (Flashback) Officer
    I lost!
[05:11] Kalego
    What?! That stupid chair-demon!
[05:14] Kalego
    We're all busy with the Battler Party right now!
[05:17] Robin
    Wow, Kalego-sensei! Of course
    he'd pick you to take his place!
[05:20] Robin
    Oh, but what are they even
    saying the chair-demon did?
[05:24] Suzie
    Yis... This must be some kind of mistake.
[05:27] Robin
    Right? Right?!
[05:29] Robin
    I bet Demon Border Control did some half-assed
    investigation and took him on false charges!
[05:34] Kalego
    No, I highly doubt that's the case.
[05:37] Kalego
    They're holding one of the Three Greats,
     Chair-Demon Sullivan.
[05:42] Kalego
    I'm sure they must have a valid reason.
[05:46] Blushenko
    They have a valid reason,
    but not enough evidence to arrest him.
[05:50] Blushenko
    Is that what you're saying?
[05:52] Kalego
    But if they don't have evidence,
    why did they detain him right now?
[05:56] Robin
    Kalego-sensei!
[05:57] ---
    No, Acting Chair-Demon!
    What could this possibly—
[06:01] Kalego
    Something's not right.
[06:05] Momonoki
    Kalego-sensei?
[06:07] Kalego
    As for where we go from here,
[06:09] Kalego
    let us prepare for the worst.
[06:11] ---
    Keep your guard up at the Battler Party.
    Especially you teachers.
[06:15] All
    Yes, sir.
[06:15] Suzie
    Understood.
[06:16] Robin
    Leave it to me, Acting Chair-Demon!
    Let's give it our all, Acting Chair-Demon!
[06:17] Momonoki
    Kalego-sensei is already being so
    dignified as the acting chair-demon!
[06:20] Robin
    Are you feeling the pressure,
    Acting Chair-Demon?!
[06:23] Robin
    Don't you worry! I've got
    your back, Acting Chair-Demon!
[06:27] Kalego
    Next time you call me that, I'll wring your neck!
[06:29] Robin
    You got it, Acting Chair-Demon!
SIGN    Magical Apparatus Battler
[06:37] Iruma
    Who's coming from your family, Azz-kun?
[06:40] Asmodeus
    Ah, yes. My mother is trying to come...
[06:43] Asmodeus
    So I'm doing everything I can to stop her.
[06:45] Iruma
    Huh?
[06:47] Asmodeus
    She will be stopped.
[06:48] Iruma
    I-I see...
[06:50] Kiriwo
    How nice. I miss the ol' Battler Party.
[06:54] Iruma
    Did your parents show up
    for yours, Kiriwo-senpai?
[06:56] Kiriwo
    My parents didn't come.
[06:58] ---
    My senpai from the
     MagiApp Battler showed up.
[07:01] Kiriwo
    He's sort of... like my guardian.
[07:06] Iruma
    Like your guardian?
[07:07] Kiriwo
    Well, you know. I don't have much magic.
[07:10] Kiriwo
    Apparently, that really
    disappointed my parents.
[07:13] Kiriwo
    Things haven't been going
    well with them, to be honest.
[07:16] Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai...
[07:18] (Flashback) Iruma Dad
    Let's sell Iruma to a demon!
[07:20] (Flashback) Iruma Mom
    Then we can get plenty of money!
[07:23] Iruma
    I knew our lack of magic was similar,
[07:24] ---
    but I didn't know we were
    alike in that way, too.
[07:26] Clara
    Cheer up, Kiriyan-senpai!
[07:28] Asmodeus
    Stop that. You're the only
    one who cheers up that way.
[07:32] Kiriwo
    Sorry for talking about something so dreary.
[07:35] Kiriwo
    My senpai's such a great person, though.
[07:38] Kiriwo
    He still gives me advice often...
[07:42] Kiriwo
    Well, speak of the devil.
    He's calling me right now.
[07:45] Iruma
    Oh, that really kind senpai of—
[07:47] Voice On Phone
    I told you to answer your calls after
    one ring, you four-eyed dumbass!
[07:52] Kiriwo
    My bad, bro.
[07:54] Kiriwo
    Oh, some new members have joined.
[07:57] Iruma
    H-He sounds really intense.
[08:00] Asmodeus
    "Really kind"?
[08:02] Kiriwo
    You got it. Bye.
[08:05] Kiriwo
    Sorry 'bout that. Why don't we all go get ready?
[08:08] All
    Right!
[08:11] Kiriwo
    He was mad because I haven't
    made preparations yet.
[08:14] Kiriwo
    He can be pretty intense sometimes.
[08:16] Iruma
    Oh...
[08:17] Clara
    Look! They're all getting ready!
[08:24] Boy A
    Make sure you come see our presentation!
[08:27] Girl A
    We have to make 666 of those today.
[08:30] Girl B
    Right!
[08:30] Iruma
    Wow, everyone seems really pumped!
[08:33] Kiriwo
    Right?
[08:34] ---
    The Battler that gives the
    best presentation gets a prize.
[08:38] Kiriwo
    The members might even go up a rank.
[08:44] Beast Master
    Behold!
[08:47] Asmodeus
    That's the Magic Beast Battler's circus.
[08:49] Kiriwo
    Looks like they're puttin' on
    a fun show again this year.
[08:52] Iruma
    Wow!
[08:53] Kiriwo
    And we have the New
    Magic Battler over there.
[08:59] Iruma
    Th-They seem really suspicious,
    but I can't help but be curious...
[09:02] Camui
    Ladies, ladies, ladies!
[09:05] Clara
    The Succubus Battler!
[09:07] Camui
    The sexiness exuding from
    them is almost suffocating!
[09:12] Clara
    Noice.
[09:15] Iruma
    All the Battlers are so flashy.
[09:17] Kiriwo
    Right. We can't let them get ahead of us!
[09:20] Kiriwo
    Let's make ours stand out!
[09:22] Both
    Yeah!
[09:28] Iruma
    Senpai!
[09:28] Clara
    So tiny!
[09:29] Asmodeus
    We don't even have a fifth of
    the space the other groups have.
[09:32] Kiriwo
    It's even smaller than last year's...
[09:34] Student C
    Hey, Storage Battler.
[09:36] Student D
    Guess you're just storage
    space again this year.
[09:39] Student C
    Keep it up!
[09:41] Kiriwo
    Thanks!
[09:43] Asmodeus
    Senpai, they're mocking you.
    You should be a little angrier.
[09:48] Kiriwo
    Well, I'm pretty used to it by now.
[09:51] Kiriwo
    I'm a third-year, but my rank is Bet,
[09:54] Kiriwo
    so they don't give me much budget or space.
[09:57] Kiriwo
    I really am sorry 'bout this.
[09:59] Asmodeus
    Senpai...
[10:00] Iruma
    I-It's totally fine!
[10:02] Iruma
    What's important is what we have to present!
[10:03] Clara
    Yup, yup!
[10:04] Kiriwo
    Y-You're right.
[10:06] Iruma
    What kind of presentation
    did you do last year?
[10:08] Kiriwo
    Let's see... I lined up a bunch
    of new magical apparatuses...
[10:12] Kiriwo
    Like this.
[10:13] Iruma
    Yup! That's definitely storage space!
[10:15] Kiriwo
    But I've got new members this year,
[10:19] ---
    so I'd love to hear all of your ideas.
[10:22] Iruma
    Well, in my case...
[10:25] Iruma
    I was really moved by the light you
    created with that magical apparatus,
[10:29] Iruma
    so I'd love for others to see it.
[10:32] Asmodeus
    If we can use my flame magic that symbolizes
    my family in some way, I would love to help.
[10:37] Clara
    I want something that goes boom,
    then kaboom, and then kablooey!
[10:40] ---
    Something really flashy like that!
[10:41] Kiriwo
    Jeez, you guys are all over the place.
[10:42] Clara
    Boom! Boom! B-B-B-Boom!
[10:43] Iruma
    Yeah...
[10:45] Iruma
    So, something with light and fire
    that goes kaboom and then kablooey...
[10:50] Iruma
    Fireworks!
[10:53] Iruma
    How about fireworks?
[10:54] Asmodeus
    Fire...
[10:55] Kiriwo
    ...works?
[10:56] Iruma
    Um... We shoot a ball filled
    with gunpowder into the sky
[11:00] Iruma
    and make it explode...
[11:02] Asmodeus
    Make gunpowder explode in the sky?
[11:04] Kiriwo
    Shoot down demons in flight?
[11:07] Clara
    So it's a weapon to kill lotsa things?
[11:08] Iruma
    No, no, no!
[11:09] Iruma
    It's for entertainment!
[11:11] Iruma
    You shoot flowers made
    of light into the sky!
[11:13] Kiriwo
    Ah, for entertainment.
[11:16] Asmodeus
    Flowers (hana) made of light...
[11:17] Clara
    Noses (hana) going kablooey!
[11:20] Iruma
    Is this going to work?
[11:23] Iruma
    The Battler Party goes
    on into the night, right?
[11:23] Clara
    Yay! Kablooey!
[11:26] Kiriwo
    Yup.
[11:27] Iruma
    That's perfect, then! It'll be pretty,
    and we'll be sure to stand out!
[11:31] Iruma
    Everyone will know about
    the Magical Apparatus Battler!
[11:34] Iruma
    Not to mention...
[11:35] Iruma
    Our lack of space won't matter
    if we use the sky!
[11:38] Both
    Ah!
[11:40] Kiriwo
    Flowers in the night sky
    sounds like a nice idea.
[11:42] Clara
    Noses going kablooey!
[11:44] Asmodeus
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
    You have such an imagination!
[11:48] Kiriwo
    But usin' gunpowder may prove difficult.
[11:53] Kiriwo
    It'll require lots of mixin' and experiments.
[11:56] Asmodeus
    True. We may not have enough time.
[11:58] Iruma
    I also think it'll be easier
    to experiment at night.
[12:02] Kiriwo
    In that case...
[12:04] Kiriwo
    Let's go do the paperwork to stay overnight.
[12:06] All
    S-Stay overnight?!
SIGN    Let's play
[12:17] Clara
    Pajamas!
[12:18] Clara
    Nightmare pillow!
[12:19] Clara
    Et cetera!
SIGN    Hellfire Chips
[12:21] Clara
    Now, let's spend the night!
[12:23] Asmodeus
    Pipe down!
[12:26] Iruma
    You've even got all the futons laid out...
[12:27] Clara
    Nightmare pillow fight!
    And then demon horror stories!
[12:29] Asmodeus
    None of that!
[12:30] Iruma
    Well, before that, we need to
    experiment with the fireworks...
[12:35] Asmodeus And Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai!
[12:35] Clara
    Kiriyan-senpai!
[12:37] Kiriwo
    For starters, I tried mixin' some gunpowder...
[12:40] ---
    but it looks like I messed up.
[12:42] Kiriwo
    I think I've almost got it, though.
[12:44] Iruma
    We need to get you fixed up first!
[12:46] Kiriwo
    Don't you worry. I ain't hurt.
[12:49] Asmodeus
    With an explosion that big?
[12:50] Kiriwo
    Well, you see...
[12:52] Kiriwo
    I guess it'd be easier if
    you just saw for yourself.
[12:55] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun, let me see your hand.
[12:57] Iruma
    Uh, sure.
[13:00] Iruma
    Wait, this is...
[13:02] Iruma
    A wall?
[13:03] Clara
    Hi-yah!
[13:05] Clara
    Hey, there's something there!
[13:07] Asmodeus
    It's an invisible wall.
[13:09] Clara
    Yay! Knock, knock. Anyone in there?
[13:12] Kiriwo
    Ain't it great?
[13:13] ---
    This is my bloodline ability, Barrier.
SIGN    Barrier
[13:17] Kiriwo
    It's because of this ability that
    I haven't gotten hurt much,
[13:20] Kiriwo
    despite my lack of magic.
[13:22] Iruma
    Oh, I see.
[13:24] Kiriwo
    Though, I'll still cough up blood due to the
    surprise and kickback from the fireworks.
[13:29] Asmodeus
    Is that so?
[13:30] Kiriwo
    I guess it's pretty difficult to make
    something you've never seen before.
[13:35] Clara
    Yup, yup.
[13:36] Iruma
    Yeah... I guess I'm the only
    one who's ever seen them.
[13:39] Iruma
    If I could just show you an example...
[13:41] Clara
    Yup, yup.
[13:42] Iruma
    An example...
SIGN    Common Room
[13:47] Ameri
    I-It's rare for you to be
    the one asking to see me.
[13:51] Iruma
    Sorry for asking you to meet so suddenly.
[13:53] Ameri
    I-It's fine.
[13:56] Ameri
    So...
[13:57] Ameri
    This is all you needed me to bring?
SIGN    First Love Memories
[13:59] Iruma
    Yes! Thank you very much!
[14:02] Rin
    Badump, badump, badump...
[14:04] Rin
    H-Hey... um...
[14:06] Rin
    Badump, badump, badump...
[14:08] Rin
    Kakeru-kun, I...
[14:12] Rin
    Lik—
[14:12] Kakeru/Sfx
    Kaboom!
[14:14] Both/Sfx
    Boom, boom, kaboom!
[14:17] Kakeru
    Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you.
[14:19] Iruma
    Here it is! The pictures of the
    fireworks at the summer festival!
[14:22] Ameri
    Ah, yes. The fireworks! That was excellent!
[14:25] Ameri
    Flowers that bloom in the night sky...
[14:27] ---
    I'm sure the real ones must
    look absolutely beautiful.
[14:31] Ameri
    The part where he can't hear her
    because of the fireworks is excellent, too.
SIGN    First Love Memories
[14:35] Iruma
    I know! That's such a good scene!
[14:37] Ameri
    Yes. Now, then...
[14:40] Ameri
    Let us begin.
[14:42] Iruma
    Huh?! When'd you get all that stuff?!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[14:45] Ameri
    You're going to read me this
    volume again, aren't you?
[14:47] Ameri
    Oh, you charmer.
[14:49] Iruma
    No, actually...
[14:50] Iruma
    I was hoping I could borrow that book today.
SIGN    First Love Memories
[14:55] Ameri
    Wh-What?! What are you saying?!
[14:57] Ameri
    Of course you can't!
[14:59] Iruma
    C-Could you at least consider it?
[15:01] Ameri
    Absolutely not!
SIGN    First Love Memories
[15:03] Ameri
    These are important forbidden
    texts I received from my father.
[15:06] Ameri
    I can't just go lending them out!
[15:09] Iruma
    Right, of course.
[15:11] Iruma
    I'm sorry for asking.
[15:15] Ameri
    No, don't let him get to you!
[15:17] Iruma
    Okay. I'll have to figure this out.
[15:19] Iruma
    I hope we'll be able to make
    fireworks even without an example.
[15:22] Ameri
    Y-You're going to make the fireworks?
[15:25] Ameri
    Those flowers that bloom in the night sky?!
[15:27] Iruma
    Y-Yes.
[15:29] ---
    I was hoping we could set
    some off at the Battler Party.
SIGN    First Love Memories
[15:32] Ameri
    I'll be able to see actual fireworks!
[15:38] Iruma
    Ameri-san?
[15:40] Ameri
    Oh, dear. It's rather late.
    I'm pretty tired.
[15:44] Ameri
    I'm so tired that I might just accidentally
    forget this book right here on the table.
[15:49] Ameri
    If that were to happen, I guess
    I could come get it tomorrow evening...
[15:55] Iruma
    Thank you so much, Ameri-san!
[15:57] Ameri
    I-I told you! I'm just going
    to accidentally forget it!
[16:00] Iruma
    Still, thank you so much!
[16:06] Iruma
    All right... I'm going to make
    this work, no matter what!
[16:13] Kiriwo
    Ah, so these are fireworks.
[16:15] Clara
    They're super pretty!
[16:17] Clara
    They're nothing like what I was imagining!
[16:20] Asmodeus
    I've never seen a book like this before.
[16:23] Asmodeus
    Where did you find it?
[16:24] Iruma
    Um... That's a secret.
[16:27] Kiriwo
    All right, then.
[16:27] ---
    Let's refer to this as we
    continue our experiments.
[16:31] All
    Right!
[16:40] Iruma
    Senpai!
[16:41] Kiriwo
    I-I think I've almost got it.
[16:44] Clara
    Next, give that screw a twisty-twist.
[16:47] Iruma
    Twisty-twist!
[16:48] Asmodeus
    I shall fill this ball with flame magic.
[17:00] Asmodeus
    All right, here we go.
[17:04] Asmodeus
    Ignite.
[17:20] Iruma And Clara
    We did it!
[17:22] Asmodeus
    It's absolutely stunning.
[17:24] Kiriwo
    It's rather small, though.
[17:25] Iruma
    But it's really close to what
    actual fireworks look like!
[17:28] Iruma
    Now we just have to make it bigger!
[17:31] All
    Right!
[17:34] Clara
    That bow is so cute!
[17:36] Iruma
    This was all I had.
[17:38] ---
    Azz-kun, your pajamas
    are so sophisticated.
[17:41] Asmodeus
    The next time I order mine,
    I'll get a bow tie, as well.
[17:45] Kiriwo
    Right, then.
[17:46] Kiriwo
    Let's get some sleep.
[17:48] Iruma
    So fleeting.
[17:48] Asmodeus
    He's about to disappear.
[17:49] Clara
    He's see-through!
[17:50] Kiriwo
    C'mon, I'm not see-through.
[17:52] Kiriwo
    I'm gonna go ahead and turn out the lights.
[17:55] Iruma
    This is so exciting!
[17:56] Asmodeus
    Indeed!
[17:57] Kiriwo
    Let's all do our best tomorrow.
[18:00] Kiriwo
    Night.
[18:01] All
    Goodnight!
[18:04] Clara
    Time for demon horror stories.
[18:08] Clara
    Did I scare y—
[18:14] Kiriwo
    What? You're not going to sleep?
[18:18] Asmodeus
    Wh-What's the matter?
[18:20] Both
    Kiriwo-senpai!
[18:22] Kiriwo
    I started coughin' up blood because
    your face was so scary, Clara-chan.
[18:26] Clara
    Kiriyan-senpai was an
    even scarier horror story.
[18:29] Asmodeus
    Hey, now!
[18:30] Kiriwo
    I always got yelled at during
     demon horror stories.
[18:34] Kiriwo
    I'd end up coughin' up blood,
[18:36] Kiriwo
    so everyone would be more scared
    of me than of the horror story.
[18:40] Iruma
    What even are demon horror stories?
[18:43] Clara
    Okay! Time for a nightmare
    pillow fight instead!
[18:45] Iruma
    But Kiriwo-senpai's—
[18:46] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun.
[18:48] Kiriwo
    Have you forgotten my bloodline ability?
SIGN    Nightmare Pillow Fight
[18:52] Clara
    Nightmare pillow fight, start!
[18:54] Clara
    Kiriyan-senpai and Iruma-chi
    versus Azz-Azz and me!
[19:05] Kiriwo
    We're not losin' this match.
[19:07] Asmodeus
    You may be our senpai,
    but I'm not going to hold back!
[19:11] Iruma
    Senpai, run!
[19:12] Asmodeus
    Let us battle, Iruma-sama!
[19:14] ---
    Neither of us should pull any punches!
[19:20] Asmodeus
    As I expected, I haven't
    been able to hit you once.
[19:22] Asmodeus
    In that case...
[19:23] Iruma
    I thought this was a
    nightmare pillow fight?!
[19:28] Iruma
    Senpai!
[19:29] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun, before I reach my limit...
[19:32] Iruma
    R-Right!
[19:33] Iruma
    Clara!
[19:34] Clara
    That pillow's mine!
[19:34] Asmodeus
    Hey, wait!
[19:36] Kiriwo
    Good! Now's our—
[19:37] Iruma
    Senpai!
[19:39] Kiriwo
    Don't worry about me.
[19:40] Kiriwo
    Do it, Iruma-kun.
[19:47] Asmodeus
    Magnificent! Amazing as usual, Iruma-sama!
[19:48] Clara
    That pillow's mine!
[19:51] Clara
    That pillow's mine!
[19:52] Iruma
    I'm not done yet!
[19:53] Asmodeus
    V-Valac!
[20:07] Clara
    That was so much fun!
[20:09] Asmodeus
    It appears we got a bit too worked up.
[20:12] Iruma
    S-So this is what it's like
    to have a sleepover.
[20:15] Iruma
    I can't believe I get to have
    so much fun right before bed!
[20:19] Kiriwo
    I wonder if I'll be able to move tomorrow...
[20:22] Iruma
    L-Let's really go to sleep this time.
[20:24] Kiriwo
    But this is truly like a dream.
[20:29] Kiriwo
    I had three new students join our Battler,
[20:32] Kiriwo
    had a sleepover,
    and even made something new...
[20:35] Kiriwo
    I'm sure this Battler Party
    will be the best one yet.
[20:39] Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai...
[20:41] Kiriwo
    I thank you from the bottom
    of my heart, Iruma-kun.
[20:46] Iruma
    Sure!
[20:51] Iruma
    This is sort of embarrassing.
[20:53] Kiriwo
    It is.
[20:55] ---
    Whoops, sorry.
[20:57] Kiriwo
    You three can go ahead and sleep.
[21:03] Kiriwo
    Hello—
[21:04] Voice On Phone
    I told you to answer your calls after
    one ring, you four-eyed dumbass!
[21:08] Kiriwo
    Oh, I was just having fun working
    with the other members...
[21:12] Voice On Phone
    Shut up! Like I care!
[21:13] Voice On Phone
    You better be getting ready!
[21:15] Kiriwo
    Of course.
[21:17] Voice On Phone (Baal)
    Listen up.
[21:19] Baal
    Don't you dare mess this up.
[21:21] Baal
    We're gonna destroy the demon school Babyls.
[21:25] Baal
    Sullivan's being held after the tip I gave them.
[21:29] Baal
    He won't be back at the school for a while.
[21:32] Baal
    We've got some decent pawns now, too.
[21:35] Baal
    It's the perfect time to cause a storm.
[21:39] Baal
    Make sure we can use
    the machine at any time.
[21:42] Baal
    Got it?
[21:44] Kiriwo
    Yes, sir.
[21:46] Kiriwo
    It's ready at any time.
[23:20] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:26] Game
    You lose.
[23:28] Iruma
    Aw... I lost again.
[23:30] Opera
    You seem to be having fun
    in spite of your loss.
[23:33] Iruma
    R-Really?
[23:35] Iruma
    Well, I mean...
[23:37] Iruma
    I never got to play video games
    with anyone before,
[23:41] Iruma
    so I'm really happy!
[23:44] Opera
    I see.
[23:45] Opera
    Let's go another round, then.
[23:46] Game
    Last round, fight!
[23:46] Iruma
    Okay!
[23:50] Iruma
    Wait... You're suddenly
    really weak, Opera-san.
[23:53] Opera
    You really don't play fair, Iruma-sama.
[23:55] Iruma
    I don't?
[23:56] Game
    You win!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Clara
    It's almost time for the Battler Party!
[24:03] Clara
    We're all gonna have tons
    of fun playing together!
[24:06] Clara
    We're gonna shoot fireworks like boom!
    And then shout "Hip, hip, hooray!"
[24:11] Clara
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:13] Clara
    "Kiriwo's Secret Room."
[24:15] Clara
    What's this about
    Kiriyan-senpai's secret room?
[24:18] Clara
    Secret? Sugar? Sweets?
[24:20] Clara
    I'm gonna eat some sweets, too!
[24:22] Clara
    So yummy!
SIGN    End

E15 - Kiriwo's Secret Room

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[00:01] Suzie
    Yis, yis!
[00:02] Suzie
    I had some first-years join
    our Battler again this year!
[00:07] Dali
    I wouldn't get too happy.
[00:10] Suzie
    What's that supposed to mean?
[00:13] Dali
    The first-years who joined
    my Battler are far superior.
[00:17] Suzie
    Shall we have a competition, then?
[00:19] Dali
    Very well. But how do
    you propose we do that?
[00:24] Both
    I know! Let's have a Battler Party!
[00:27] Marbas
    Yay!
[00:29] Marbas
    Clappity-clap.
[00:32] Suzie
    Battler, Battler!
[00:33] Clara
    Looks like something's starting.
[00:34] Dali
    Party, Party!
[00:35] Asmodeus
    It appears to be a show introducing
    the Battler Party to the first-years.
[00:36] ---
    Battler, Battler!
[00:37] ---
    Party, Party!
[00:39] Suzie
    Battler, Battler!
[00:40] Iruma
    Wow, that seems fun.
[00:41] Dali
    Party, Party!
[00:43] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[00:45] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[00:50] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[00:56] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[00:58] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[01:04] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[01:07] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Kiriwo's Secret Room
[02:40] All
    "Kiriwo's Secret Room."
[02:44] Both
    Battler Party!
SIGN    Battler Party
[02:49] Suzie
    So what is the Battler Party?
[02:51] Suzie
    It's a chance for first-years who've just
    joined Battlers to do a presentation.
[02:55] Dali
    The event is split into three days: the Party Eve,
    the Party Day, and the Closing Spectacular.
[02:59] Suzie
    My, how lovely.
[03:01] Dali
    All students from all grades
    will be allowed to participate.
[03:02] Suzie
    Yes, yes.
[03:04] Dali
    However, upperclassmen will
    be busy with their workshops,
[03:07] Dali
    so this festival is mostly
    for the lower three years.
[03:10] Baraki
    Good, good, yes.
[03:13] Suzie
    It will be held in the front garden
    and the central plaza.
[03:17] Dali
    Did you get all that, everyone?
[03:19] Suzie
    You are the stars of the show!
    You first-years watching right now!
[03:22] Dali
    Your family's going to come see you, after all!
[03:26] Suzie
    It's an excellent opportunity for
    parents to see their kids grow.
[03:31] Iruma
    I wonder if Grandpa will be there, too.
[03:33] Suzie
    But is there something for the second-
    and third-year students, too?
[03:38] Dali
    Have no fear, Suzie-sensei!
[03:40] Dali
    Yes, the Battlers that put
    on the best presentation
[03:44] Dali
    will be given fantastic prizes!
[03:46] Suzie
    Fantastic prizes!
SIGN    You Did Your Best Award
[03:51] Suzie
    The You Did Your Best Award!
[03:54] Dali
    The winning Battler will get
    this luxurious Battler room!
[03:58] Iruma
    Wow, that really is nice.
[04:00] Iruma
    I'm sure Kiriwo-senpai would love
    to have a room like that.
[04:04] Suzie
    The Wow Award!
SIGN    The Wow Award
SIGN    Gold
[04:07] Dali
    The winning Battler's
    budget will be increased!
[04:09] Dali
    We'll even throw in a prize of your choice!
SIGN    Grand Prize
[04:14] Dali
    And now, the award that'll be given
    to the number one Battler...
[04:18] Suzie
    For the winners of the Grand Prize...
[04:19] Suzie
    U-Unbelievable! The Battler
    president will go up two ranks!
[04:24] Dali
    Oh, but that's not all!
[04:27] Dali
    The rest of the members
    will go up a rank, as well!
[04:33] Iruma
    Wow...
[04:34] Suzie
    The super exciting Battler Party!
[04:36] Suzie
    The Party Eve begins tomorrow!
[04:38] Student 1
    That's devi awesome!
[04:39] Student 2
    It's gonna be huge!
[04:40] Student 3
    I'm pumped!
[04:44] Asmodeus
    We can't just sit here! Let's go!
[04:47] Iruma
    Yeah.
[04:48] Clara
    Let's go, let's go!
[04:59] Presidents
    Grand Prize!
[05:00] President And Squad
    Fight!
[05:02] President
    First-years, line up!
[05:03] Squad
    Sir!
[05:05] President
    You guys are the stars of the Battler Party!
[05:08] President
    You can't embarrass yourself
    in front of your parents,
[05:10] President
    so I'm sure you're nervous.
[05:12] President
    But don't worry!
[05:14] President
    This is an event for all the Battlers.
[05:16] Squad
    Right!
[05:17] President
    Therefore...
[05:18] President
    If you mess up, I'll end you.
[05:20] Squad A
    R-Right...
[05:22] President
    Let's do our sprints!
[05:24] Squad
    Yeah!
[05:26] Iruma
    Wow...
[05:29] Iruma
    I can feel their passion
    all the way over here.
[05:31] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[05:36] Asmodeus
    The preliminary preparations for the
    firework launchpad are finished.
[05:40] Iruma
    Sorry I couldn't help out in the end.
[05:43] Asmodeus
    Please don't worry yourself!
[05:45] ---
    Handling fire is my specialty,
[05:47] ---
    and you've been working so
    hard with everything else!
[05:50] Iruma
    Y-You think so?
[05:51] Clara
    Doot do do doo!
[05:53] Clara
    Now we just need to make it
    all devi devi and sparkly!
[05:57] Clara
    Oh, no!
[06:01] Iruma
    We almost didn't make it, but now—
[06:04] Girl Student
    What's that supposed to be? A chimney?
[06:06] Boy Student
    They're probably going to burn some garbage.
    I mean, they're a garbage Battler.
[06:10] Girl Student
    You're probably right.
[06:11] Iruma; Clara; Asmodeus
    Glare...
[06:15] Girl Student
    L-Let's go.
[06:17] Boy Student
    What the heck was that?
[06:20] Asmodeus
    I can just imagine their shocked faces.
[06:23] Clara
    It'll be all kablooey!
[06:24] Iruma
    Yeah! Let's be sure to surprise them!
[06:27] Iruma
    By the way... Where's Kiriwo-senpai?
[06:30] Asmodeus
    Oh...
[06:31] Asmodeus
    He said he had to personally
    get ready for something
[06:33] Asmodeus
    and went off somewhere.
[06:35] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    My bad.
[06:40] Iruma
    Get ready?
[07:25] Kiriwo
    There we go.
[07:31] (Flashback) Baal
    Don't you dare mess this up.
[07:33] (Flashback) Baal
    We're gonna destroy the demon school Babyls.
[07:38] (Flashback) Baal
    Sullivan's being held
    after the tip I gave them.
[07:43] (Flashback) Baal
    It's the perfect time to cause a storm.
[07:46] (Flashback) Baal
    The countdown at the end of the Party Eve
    signaling the beginning of the Party Day...
[07:51] (Flashback) Baal
    There'll be a bunch of students in the
    central plaza, and they'll hear the bell.
[07:56] (Flashback) Baal
    That's our target.
[08:03] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    But that'll be a huge disaster.
[08:06] (Flashback) Baal
    The more casualties we have, the better.
[08:12] (Flashback) Baal
    What's necessary to this plan
    are your abilities...
[08:23] (Flashback) Baal
    and the machine.
[08:29] Kiriwo
    I look forward to workin'
    with you tomorrow, Gabuko-san.
[08:34] Kiriwo
    It felt so long, yet so short...
[08:38] Kiriwo
    At first, I was worried if I'd
    actually be able to do this,
[08:43] Kiriwo
    but with Bro's advice
[08:46] Kiriwo
    and the help from my cute little
    juniors who are none the wiser,
[08:52] Kiriwo
    I think I'll be able to make it work.
[08:55] Kiriwo
    It must truly be fate that I met Iruma-kun.
[09:01] Kiriwo
    I'm sure it'll be one hell of a party.
[09:06] Kiriwo
    Oh, whoopsie. I should be movin' my hands.
[09:09] Kiriwo
    I need to hurry up and get ready.
[09:12] Kiriwo
    Oh, goodness. I'm missin' some parts.
[09:17] Kiriwo
    My talent for keeping things
    hidden is working against me—
[09:20] Iruma
    Senpai?
[09:24] Iruma
    What are you doing here?
[09:35] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun?
SIGN    We'd be exactly alike
[09:46] Iruma
    Senpai?
[09:49] Iruma
    What are you doing?
[09:52] Kiriwo
    Ah, it's just you.
[09:55] Kiriwo
    Upsy-daisy.
[09:57] Kiriwo
    You gave me such a scare
    that I couldn't even talk.
[10:01] Iruma
    I-I'm so sorry!
[10:04] Kiriwo
    How did you get in?
[10:06] Iruma
    Um...
[10:08] ---
    I wanted to talk to you about tomorrow,
    so I was looking for you, and...
[10:15] (Flashback) Iruma
    I wonder where Senpai went.
[10:18] (Flashback) Iruma
    I need to talk to him about tomorrow.
[10:27] (Flashback) Student
    Hey!
[10:30] (Flashback) Iruma
    I-I'm so sorry!
[10:33] (Flashback) Iruma
    P-Please stop!
[10:45] Iruma
    So, yeah... My ring pulled me here.
[10:49] Kiriwo
    Ah, that's right. That's happened before.
[10:53] Kiriwo
    I remember. It was when we first met.
[10:56] Iruma
    I guess it still reacts,
    despite being so far away.
[10:59] Iruma
    So, what is this place?
[11:03] Kiriwo
    It's my secret base.
[11:06] Iruma
    Secret base?
[11:09] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun.
[11:13] Kiriwo
    Come here.
[11:19] Kiriwo
    Welcome to MagiApp's graveyard.
[11:25] Kiriwo
    My senpai told me about this place.
[11:29] Iruma
    Your senpai?
[11:31] ---
    The one who called you the other day?
[11:33] Kiriwo
    Yup.
[11:35] Kiriwo
    Apparently, this Battler used to
    make a bunch of weird things
[11:39] Kiriwo
    that would get them in trouble
    if they were ever caught,
[11:43] Kiriwo
    so they were secretly
    workin' on things in here.
[11:46] Kiriwo
    But all that's left now is junk.
[11:50] Iruma
    What were you getting ready for in here, then?
[11:53] Kiriwo
    You wanna know?
[11:55] Kiriwo
    Once you know about it,
    there ain't no turnin' back.
[12:00] Kiriwo
    Ready?
[12:02] Kiriwo
    Here you go.
[12:16] Iruma
    Wow! We're so high up!
[12:19] Kiriwo
    Surprised ya, didn't I?
[12:21] Kiriwo
    Take a look just below that tower
    right before the central plaza.
[12:27] Kiriwo
    That's the Bell of Ceremonies.
[12:32] Kiriwo
    The bell rings to mark
    the end of the Party Eve,
[12:35] Kiriwo
    and then the Party Day begins.
[12:38] Iruma
    Oh, there's Kalego-sensei.
[12:41] Iruma
    And isn't that...
[12:43] Robin
    Acting Chair-Demon!
[12:46] Robin
    I've been looking all over for you,
    Acting Chair-Demon!
[12:49] Kalego
    I told you to stop calling me that.
[12:52] Robin
    Oh, that's right.
[12:54] Robin
    I'll call you Chairego-sensei, then!
[12:56] Kalego
    Stop that! Don't!
SIGN    Chair-Demon (Acting)
[12:57] Robin
    I combined the first part
    of (Acting) Chair-Demon
SIGN    Kalego
[13:00] Robin
    with the "ego" from Kalego.
SIGN    Chairego
[13:01] Robin
    Put them together and you get Chairego!
SIGN    Chairego
[13:04] Robin
    I'm so clever!
SIGN    Ch
[13:06] Kalego
    Listen to me, damn it!
[13:07] Robin
    Come on, I know you like it!
[13:10] Robin
    Cha-ir-e-go-sen-sei!
[13:17] Iruma
    He seems to be arguing with Robin-sensei.
[13:19] Iruma
    He seems more intense than usual.
[13:23] Kiriwo
    Stu-pid-head!
[13:28] Iruma
    Senpai! What's gotten into you?!
[13:32] Kiriwo
    Oh, don't worry about it.
[13:34] ---
    This is special glass, so he can't hear me.
[13:37] Kiriwo
    They can't see us from the other side, either.
[13:41] Kiriwo
    See? No one's noticed?
[13:44] Iruma
    You're right.
[13:46] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun.
[13:49] Kiriwo
    Do you remember what I told you before?
[13:51] Kiriwo
    I want to create magical apparatuses
    that even weaker demons can use
[13:54] Kiriwo
    and make a world where this
    power gap doesn't exist.
[13:59] Kiriwo
    From up here, you can't tell at all
    who's got a high rank or low rank.
[14:05] Kiriwo
    Everyone's the same.
[14:07] Kiriwo
    Ain't no difference at all.
[14:10] Kiriwo
    I'm sure it'd be beautiful.
[14:14] Kiriwo
    There are times I want to see that so badly.
[14:20] Iruma
    I've never seen Senpai so excited.
[14:24] Kiriwo
    Oh, no. I've excited myself too much...
[14:26] Iruma
    L-Let's calm down for a sec.
[14:33] Kiriwo
    I just felt so happy.
[14:35] Kiriwo
    You're the only one I can talk
    to about this, Iruma-kun.
[14:39] Kiriwo
    There's just somethin' mysterious about ya.
[14:43] Kiriwo
    You're not like the other students at all.
[14:46] Kiriwo
    I'm so grateful I got to meet ya.
[14:50] Iruma
    Senpai...
[14:52] (Flashback) Iruma
    Um, Kiriwo-senpai...
[14:56] (Flashback) Iruma
    If I happened to have no magic,
    would you still let me join this Battler?
[15:03] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    If you actually didn't have any magic...
[15:06] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    We'd be exactly alike!
[15:11] Iruma
    I'm glad I met you, too!
[15:14] Iruma
    And then, someday...
[15:19] Iruma
    I have a feeling I can tell Senpai the truth,
    and he'll just smile at me.
[15:27] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun?
[15:30] Iruma
    Anyway, let's just make sure
    the fireworks are a success.
[15:33] Iruma
    It's the first step to the world
    without a power gap that you wish for!
[15:38] Kiriwo
    Yup.
[15:42] Kiriwo
    I basically came here to mentally prepare.
[15:48] Iruma
    Senpai!
[15:55] Iruma
    Why don't we try for the
     Grand Prize at the Battler Party?
[15:59] Kiriwo
    Grand... What?
[16:04] Iruma
    Maybe that's too difficult for us, actually...
[16:07] Kiriwo
    Well...
[16:11] Kiriwo
    The Grand Prize is usually won by a top-class
    Battler with lots of powerful demons in it.
[16:18] Kiriwo
    That's basically just a faraway
    dream for weaklings like us.
[16:22] Iruma
    It's because we're weaklings that
    all the high-ranking demons
[16:26] Iruma
    will be surprised if we manage
    to get the Grand Prize!
[16:31] Iruma
    I'm going to prove just how hard you're working
     to everyone at the school, Kiriwo-senpai!
[16:35] Iruma
    That's...
[16:39] Iruma
    That's what we need to do to
    take a step closer to your goal!
[16:44] Iruma
    L-Let's go for it!
[16:49] Kiriwo
    That's...
[16:54] Kiriwo
    That's a really wonderful way of thinkin'.
[16:56] Kiriwo
    You sure do say some things
    I'd never expect you to say, Iruma-kun.
[17:00] Iruma
    Y-You think so?
[17:02] Kiriwo
    You truly are ambitious.
[17:05] Kiriwo
    You and I...
[17:10] Kiriwo
    We really are exactly alike...
[17:19] Iruma
    Senpai?
[17:23] Kiriwo
    Alrighty, let's go.
[17:26] Kiriwo
    We can't leave all the preparin' to those two.
[17:29] Clara
    Something came off!
[17:29] Asmodeus
    I told you, that's not how you do it!
[17:32] Iruma
    T-True...
[17:34] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun, hurry on up.
[17:37] Iruma
    Wait for me!
[17:39] Kiriwo
    Oh, make sure you keep this place a secret.
[17:42] Iruma
    Oh, right.
[17:44] Kiriwo
    We'd better hurry!
[17:51] Clara
    Just try and catch me!
[17:52] Asmodeus
    Wait, you fool!
[17:54] Kiriwo
    Oh, dear...
[17:55] Iruma
    They're doing exactly what I expected.
[17:55] Clara
    Yay, decorations!
[17:56] Asmodeus
    Stop!
[17:57] Clara
    Oh, hey! Welcome back!
[17:59] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama! Amy-senpai!
[18:02] Clara
    The launchpad is all ready!
[18:04] Iruma
    I can definitely tell you decorated it, Clara...
[18:06] Clara
    Yeah! I worked really hard!
[18:08] Asmodeus
    I tried to stop her, but...
[18:11] Kiriwo
    I think it's just fine.
    It looks like it's sturdy enough.
[18:14] Asmodeus
    We're actually going to use this?!
[18:16] Clara
    Yay! All done!
[18:19] Asmodeus
    Amy-senpai, are you insane?!
[18:19] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun.
[18:20] Clara
    Yay! I'm gonna add even more!
[18:21] Kiriwo
    Let's do our best.
[18:22] Asmodeus
    Who do you think you are?!
[18:23] Clara
    I'm gonna add lots and lots!
[18:23] Iruma
    Right!
[18:23] Asmodeus
    That's enough, Valac! Don't! Stop!
[18:25] Clara
    I'll put some on you, too, Azz-Azz!
[18:28] Nar
    And then...
[18:30] Baraki
    All right, everyone.
    Tomorrow's finally the day!
[18:33] Baraki
    The Battler...
[18:34] Baraki
    Party!
[18:36] Students
    Yeah!
[18:37] Baraka
    Are you all ready?!
[18:39] Students
    Yeah!
[18:43] Nar
    Those who were excited about the festival...
[18:49] Nar
    Those who couldn't wait
    to see the fireworks...
[18:53] Robin
    Acting Chair-Demon!
[18:55] Robin
    Relax! Just relax!
[18:57] Nar
    Those who were becoming
    stressed out by their peers...
[19:02] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun...
[19:05] Nar
    Those who were being questioned...
[19:08] Clara
    Flowers! Flowers! Flowers!
[19:09] Nar
    Those who weren't quite
    done decorating yet...
[19:12] Clara
    Flowers! Flowers!
[19:19] Nar
    Everyone had different
    thoughts on their minds
[19:21] Nar
    as the sun set.
[19:27] Asmodeus
    David,
[19:28] Asmodeus
    I will not be returning from school
    for the next three days.
[19:32] Asmodeus
    Watch over the house.
[19:33] David
    As you wish.
[19:34] David
    Ah, Alice-sama.
[19:36] ---
    I do have a message from your mother.
[19:39] David
    "I'm definitely coming to see
    your Battler tomorrow!" She says.
[19:44] Asmodeus
    D-David...
[19:47] Asmodeus
    Do whatever you can to stop her!
[19:49] David
    As you wish.
[19:51] Clara
    Mommy, Keebow, Konchie, little ones...
    they aren't here, but Daddy, Urala, I'm leaving!
[19:57] Babies
    Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
[19:59] Clara
    Let... go...
[20:02] Mommy
    You forgot something.
[20:03] ---
    Enough snacks and toys for three days.
[20:05] Clara
    Mommy! Get the little ones off me!
[20:09] Mommy
    They hate it when their Sissy leaves.
[20:12] Babies
    Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
[20:12] Mommy
    We'll all come support you tomorrow,
    so do your best, Clara.
[20:17] Clara
    Roger!
[20:21] Sabro
    Hm?
[20:22] Sylvia
    Hi, Big Brother! Are you well?
[20:25] Sabro
    Mm.
[20:26] Sylvia
    Tomorrow's finally the party!
[20:28] Sylvia
    I'm definitely going!
[20:29] Sabro
    Hm.
[20:30] Sylvia
    It's too bad, though...
[20:31] ---
    Father says he can't make it because of work.
[20:35] Sabro
    Hmph! Like I care!
[20:37] Sylvia
    Whoa! Don't just yell in my ear suddenly!
[20:40] Iruma
    Hmm...
[20:42] Iruma
    Let's see...
[20:43] Opera
    If you're looking for the
    chair-demon, he's not back yet.
[20:46] Iruma
    O-Opera-san!
[20:48] Iruma
    Er, I seem to be a bit jumpy.
    You know, it's a big event,
[20:52] Iruma
    so maybe I'm nervous...
[20:55] Opera
    The chair-demon...
[20:57] Opera
    is carefree, random, careless, ridiculous, doesn't
    ever read the room, runs off without thinking,
[21:01] Opera
    doesn't care about rules, and is an
    unbelievably happy-go-lucky person.
[21:06] Opera
    But he always keeps his promises.
[21:12] Iruma
    Right!
[21:15] Clara
    Party! Party!
[21:17] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, we've come to pick you up.
[21:20] Iruma
    I'll see you later.
[21:24] Nar
    The biggest event at the demon
    school Babyls, the Battler Party...
[21:29] Nar
    Its Party Eve is finally about to begin.
[21:43] Kiriwo
    It's finally time,
[21:48] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun.
[23:23] Clara
    Su-ki... ma?
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:26] Sullivan
    Jeez, could we wrap this up already?
[23:29] Sullivan
    I'm going to be late to
    Iruma-kun's presentation!
[23:32] Officer
    I-I'm so nervous! Lord Sullivan
    is right in front of me!
[23:35] Nar
    It just so happens that this interrogator
[23:37] Nar
    is a huge fan of Sullivan,
    one of the Three Greats
[23:38] Sullivan
    I want to leave.
[23:40] Sullivan
    I'm so annoyed.
[23:41] Nar
    whom everyone thinks will
    be the next Demon King.
[23:42] Sullivan
    Are we done yet?
[23:44] Officer
    F-First question... Wh-Who was your first love?
[23:48] Officer
    Gah! I'm so nervous, I just asked
    something completely ridiculous!
[23:52] Sullivan
    That's going to be a long story.
[23:54] Officer
    I'd love to hear it!
[23:55] Nar
    This interrogator was immediately replaced.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:02] Kiriwo
    It's finally time for the Party Eve.
[24:05] Kiriwo
    We were able to create such amazing
    fireworks because y'all worked so hard.
[24:08] Kiriwo
    I need to thank you properly.
[24:10] Kiriwo
    I'm truly grateful that I met you, Iruma-kun.
[24:14] Kiriwo
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:16] Kiriwo
    "Party Eve."
[24:17] Kiriwo
    Now, just like I promised Big Bro,
    I'm gonna destroy the demon school Babyls.
[24:22] Kiriwo
    I'm sure it'll be a blast.
SIGN    End

E16 - Party Eve

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[00:02] (Flashback) Iruma
    Senpai!
[00:09] (Flashback) Iruma
    Why don't we try for the
     Grand Prize at the Battler Party?
[00:13] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Grand... What?
[00:17] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    You truly are ambitious.
[00:20] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    You and I...
[00:24] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    We really are exactly alike...
[00:30] Asmodeus
    The Grand Prize?
[00:32] Iruma
    Yeah.
[00:33] ---
    So I was wondering...
    if you'd both help out.
[00:40] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun?
[00:42] Asmodeus
    But of course!
[00:43] Asmodeus
    I couldn't stand that some cretins had the nerve
    to say your Battler was just storage space!
[00:50] Asmodeus
    Let us do this!
[00:51] Clara
    Sounds fun!
[00:53] Clara
    Let's go kablooey!
[00:55] Iruma
    Th-Thanks...
[00:59] Kiriwo
    Heya!
[01:02] Iruma
    Senpai!
[01:03] All
    Good morning!
[01:05] Kiriwo
    Good morning.
[01:07] Kiriwo
    It's finally time.
[01:08] Iruma
    Yes.
[01:09] ---
    Our goal is the Grand Prize!
[01:11] Iruma
    Let's do our best to get it!
[01:13] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[01:13] Clara
    Yeah!
[01:14] Clara
    Gonna, gonna do my best!
    Gonna, gonna do my best!
[01:19] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[01:21] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[01:26] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[01:32] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[01:34] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[01:40] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[01:43] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Party Eve
[03:16] All
    "Party Eve."
[03:20] Stall 1
    We've got sweet apples! Sweet apples!
[03:23] Stall 2
    We've got cotton candy!
[03:27] Baraki
    It's finally time to begin the Party Eve of
    our school's biggest event, the Battler Party!
[03:33] Baraki
    Let's all have a blast!
[03:36] Students
    Yeah!
[03:38] Baraki
    Let's all do our best
    to get the Grand Prize!
[03:40] Students
    Yeah!
[03:42] Iruma
    Wow...
[03:44] Asmodeus
    Our show begins after sundown.
[03:46] Asmodeus
    Let's scout the other Battlers
    as we walk around the venue.
[03:50] Iruma
    Sure.
[03:51] Clara
    Let's wear disguises!
    I have some for all of you.
[03:54] Iruma
    A pink Come-Come?
[03:56] Asmodeus
    That'll make us stand out even more!
[03:58] Clara
    Everyone, put these on.
[03:59] Asmodeus
    This defeats the purpose of our scouting!
[04:01] Clara
    Put them on.
[04:02] Asmodeus
    I absolutely will not.
[04:02] Come Come
    My, how fresh.
[04:05] Kiriwo
    Well, I'm gonna conserve my energy.
    I'll leave the scoutin' to you.
[04:09] Three
    Okay!
[04:11] Yakisoba Captain
    Step right up!
[04:13] ---
    How 'bout an ogre-sized serving of yakisoba?
[04:16] Yakisoba Captain
    It's devi irresistible!
[04:18] Yakisoba Member
    Step right up!
[04:21] Yakisoba Captain
    Listen up!
[04:21] ---
    We, the Yakisoba Battler, are going to take
    the Grand Prize with our special yakisoba.
SIGN    Yakisoba
[04:27] Yakisoba Members
    Yeah!
[04:28] Yakisoba Captain
    The star of the show's gonna
    be our ogre-sized serving!
[04:30] Yakisoba Members
    Yeah!
[04:31] Yakisoba Captain
    Let's make sure everyone here smells our
    yakisoba so we can attract challengers!
[04:37] Yakisoba Captain
    This dish is our pride and joy!
    Just try to eat all of it!
[04:39] Yakisoba Members
    Just try!
[04:43] Iruma
    Pardon me.
[04:45] Iruma
    I'd like that.
[04:46] Yakisoba Captain
    You're actually going to try to eat that? Huh?
[04:58] Iruma
    Thanks for the meal.
[05:00] Yakisoba Member 1
    C-Captain, we don't have any more ingredients!
[05:03] Yakisoba Member 2
    H-He's a monster! A demon!
[05:07] Asmodeus
    Too bad for you. Iruma-sama could eat
    twice that amount in the blink of an eye.
[05:07] Clara
    Poke, poke, poke, poke...
[05:13] Iruma
    That was so good!
[05:17] Iruma
    Sabnock-kun.
[05:18] Sabro
    That was some excellent eating, my rival.
[05:21] Sabro
    Though I shall be taking the Grand Prize!
[05:24] Asmodeus
    What are you saying?
[05:26] Asmodeus
    The one truly worthy of the Grand Prize
     is our Magical Apparatus Battler!
[05:32] Iruma
    Now, now, now...
[05:34] Sabro
    I shall let this slide.
[05:35] Sabro
    The Party Eve is meant to be enjoyed.
[05:38] Sabro
    The instructors won't be judging the
    Battlers until the Party Day tomorrow.
[05:42] Sabro
    The Party Eve is a festival
    for students to enjoy
[05:46] Sabro
    in preparation for tomorrow.
[05:48] Iruma
    What are you going to do for
    the Party Day, Sabnock-kun?
[05:52] Sabro
    Excellent question!
[05:54] Sabro
    I am going to act out an action
    scene involving the Demon King!
[05:57] Sabro
    We will be performing an anecdote
    about a former Demon King!
[06:00] Sabro
    It'll be a bloodbath that
    will get your blood boiling!
[06:03] Sabro
    And, of course, I will be
     playing the Demon King!
[06:05] Clara
    Yeah! Woo!
[06:08] Asmodeus
    How dare you?! Iruma-sama is far
    better suited to play the Demon King!
[06:09] Clara
    Woo! Demon King Sabnock, you're huge!
[06:13] Sabro
    We shall be the ones to win the Grand Prize!
[06:16] Jazz
    Oho, I'm not so sure about that.
[06:19] Sabro
    Oh?
[06:22] Jazz
    Hey.
[06:23] Sabro
    Fellow classmate.
[06:24] Iruma
    Jazz-kun!
[06:25] Jazz
    The rest of them are here, too.
[06:27] Goemon
    It's a festival.
[06:28] Schneider
    Life is a party.
[06:30] Elizabetta
    Hello.
[06:31] Camuy
    How exciting.
[06:33] Lead
    Heya!
[06:33] Clara
    Yay, the gang's all here!
[06:37] Elizabetta
    We were all just wandering around
    and somehow ran into each other.
[06:40] Lead
    Somehow.
[06:41] Camuy
    I believe it was fate!
[06:43] Camuy
    I love you.
[06:44] Goemon
    Shall we all eat this dish that I acquired?
[06:48] Goemon
    Hup!
[06:59] Elizabetta
    Come, everyone, let's eat.
[07:01] All
    Let's eat!
[07:05] Lead
    Yum!
[07:06] Schneider
    I eat, therefore I am.
[07:09] Iruma
    Which Battler did you join, Jazz-kun?
[07:13] Jazz
    The New Magic Battler.
[07:15] Jazz
    Just as the name suggests,
    we're creating new magic,
[07:19] Jazz
    but we'll be presenting
    something completely new.
[07:22] Jazz
    We're going to be producing
    water from a rock!
[07:31] Jazz
    I'm not trying to brag or anything,
    but I think it'll go pretty well.
[07:35] Asmodeus
    I see. They will be formidable foes.
[07:38] Clara
    I wanna see!
[07:39] Lead
    That's nothing!
[07:41] Lead
    Our Game Battler is going to let
    you experience a game hands-on!
[07:45] Lead
    You'll put on a virtual sorcery hat
    and go on a virtual adventure.
[07:49] Iruma
    Wow, that sounds fun! I wanna try!
[07:52] Lead
    If you concentrate too hard, you won't
     be able to come back, though.
[07:55] Iruma
    What?
[07:56] Picero
    Dreams are better anyway.
[08:00] Camuy
    Can I explore an island where there'll
    be beautiful women lusting over me?
[08:03] Lead
    Nope.
[08:05] Lead
    But you can experience
    being a popular dem-dol.
[08:11] Elizabetta
    Wow, I think I want to try that out.
[08:14] Camuy
    Why don't the three of us debut together?
[08:16] Elizabetta
    What?
[08:18] Keroli
    I couldn't possibly...
[08:20] Goemon
    The other things to look out for
[08:22] Goemon
    are the underwater circus...
[08:25] Goemon
    and the Magic Beast battles.
[08:27] Iruma
    Wow...
[08:29] Goemon
    Every Battler this year seems to have
    brought their work to a whole new level.
[08:33] Iruma
    So many powerful rivals...
[08:35] Clara
    Oh, yeah!
[08:36] ---
    We're gonna go kablooey and—
[08:38] Iruma
    That's a secret!
[08:41] Clara
    Yay! We're up so high!
[08:45] Iruma
    Clara, are you okay?!
[08:48] Jazz
    Anyway, I'm sure you're gonna have
    to stand out to get the Grand Prize.
[08:56] Iruma
    Then we definitely have a chance!
[08:58] Sabro
    Why are you smirking like that?
[09:00] Iruma
    Huh? Uh...
[09:04] Lead
    See ya.
[09:07] Asmodeus
    We, the Magical Apparatus Battler,
     will get the Grand Prize.
[09:11] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[09:12] Clara
    Let's go!
[09:14] Iruma
    Oh, sure. Well, see you later.
[09:16] Sabro
    Indeed.
[09:18] Sabro
    Iruma!
[09:20] Sabro
    I will be the one who
    takes the Grand Prize,
[09:22] ---
    but I look forward to your
    Battler's presentation.
[09:26] Iruma
    Yeah, you should!
[09:28] Sabro
    Indeed!
[09:32] Asmodeus
    Now, let us review before
    Amy-senpai returns.
[09:36] Asmodeus
    The name of our plan is
    "Strike Fast for Certain Victory."
[09:38] Iruma
    Strike Fast...
[09:39] Clara
    Certain Party.
[09:40] Asmodeus
    Certain Victory!
[09:43] Asmodeus
    Our opportune moment will arrive
    at the countdown to the Party Day.
[09:46] Asmodeus
    After the Party Eve,
[09:48] ---
    all students gather in the central plaza to hear
    the bell signaling the start of the Party Day.
[09:54] Asmodeus
    The moment the bell stops ringing...
[10:02] Asmodeus
    We will shoot up the fireworks,
    stealing everyone's attention.
[10:06] Asmodeus
    We will begin the show with a bang
[10:09] ---
    and then follow up with
    smaller, beautiful fireworks
[10:13] ---
    in an orderly fashion to
    gain everyone's attention.
[10:17] Asmodeus
    That is the basic outline.
[10:20] Iruma
    We really are striking fast!
[10:22] Clara
    Yay, party!
[10:22] Asmodeus
    Wrong!
[10:25] Asmodeus
    There's a bit of distance from
    our location to the central plaza,
[10:28] Asmodeus
    but it'll be nighttime, so the lights and sound
    should be enough to get their attention.
[10:32] Clara
    Ooh, me! Pick me!
[10:34] Clara
    I wanna shoot the fireworks!
[10:36] Asmodeus
    Only Iruma-sama is qualified and worthy
    of handling such an important task!
[10:40] Clara
    Aw, you meanie! Boo, boo!
[10:43] Iruma
    I'm fine with Clara doing it...
[10:45] Asmodeus
    What are you saying? You're the only
     one for the job, Iruma-sama!
[10:48] Iruma
    Uh... sure.
[10:50] Asmodeus
    Its construction is flawless.
[10:52] Asmodeus
    It's set to fire ten seconds
    after the fuse is lit.
[10:56] Asmodeus
    I'll hand you the flame to set it off,
[11:00] Asmodeus
    and then you can light the fuse, Iruma-sama.
[11:03] Clara
    Like this?
[11:04] Asmodeus
    Yes, exactly! Just like...
[11:07] Clara
    It's lit.
[11:11] Asmodeus
    You fool! Quickly, put it out!
[11:17] Iruma
    It won't go out!
[11:17] Asmodeus
    Look out!
[11:26] Asmodeus
    A misfire?
[11:29] Iruma
    Thank goodness...
[11:31] Asmodeus
    I-I feared the worst...
[11:34] Clara
    Wait! Did I do something wrong?
[11:36] Asmodeus
    You fool!
[11:38] ---
    We're supposed to set off the fireworks
    once the Party Day begins!
[11:41] Asmodeus
    I just got done explaining that!
[11:45] Clara
    Oh, yeah!
[11:47] Asmodeus
    Don't "oh, yeah" me!
[11:48] Clara
    I'm sorry!
[11:49] Asmodeus
    That's not enough!
[11:50] Iruma
    Now, now...
[11:51] Asmodeus
    You should've told us
    the shell wasn't in there!
[11:54] Clara
    Huh? I dunno anything about that.
[11:57] Asmodeus
    But I'm sure we put the shell in there...
[12:01] Iruma
    Wait. Where did the shell go, then?
[12:05] Kiriwo
    Hup...
[12:10] Kiriwo
    This shell is so heavy.
[12:12] Kiriwo
    I can barely stand.
[12:16] Kiriwo
    Now, then...
[12:20] Kiriwo
    Let's begin our final party.
SIGN    We'd be exactly alike
[12:45] Sullivan
    Are we still continuing this interrogation?
[12:48] Officer
    Investigations involving humans get
    pretty detailed. It'll take a while.
[12:54] Sullivan
    I see. In that case... There!
[12:58] Sullivan
    Yay! I win!
[13:00] Officer
    I lost again!
[13:03] Officer
    One more time! One more time! Please! Please!
    This will be the last time, I promise!
[13:06] Sullivan
    Oh, I don't know...
[13:08] Henri
    Honestly...
[13:10] Henri
    He seems like a peaceful fellow, but...
[13:14] Henri
    According to our intel,
    he illegally entered the human world
[13:18] Henri
    and is holding a human against his will.
[13:22] Henri
    Is this really true, Baal?
[13:25] Baal
    Who knows?
[13:27] Henri
    Baal.
[13:29] Baal
    Yeah, yeah.
[13:31] ---
    That's what my little birdie told me.
[13:35] Baal
    You have your own intel, don't you?
[13:39] Baal
    And that's exactly why you've
    got all these guards.
[13:43] Baal
    What is this? Like, your own staff?
[13:50] Henri
    This is just in case he tries to escape.
[13:53] Henri
    We need to have everyone
    here until his name is cleared,
[13:57] Henri
    but it's rather rude to keep
    Lord Sullivan here for too long.
[14:02] Henri
    So, what to do...
[14:05] Baal
    There's no need to rush.
[14:07] ---
    If this amounts to nothing, all the better.
[14:11] Baal
    Though, I mean... This calm might very
    well be the calm before the storm.
[14:23] Ameri
    Where did Iruma go?
[14:26] Ameri
    It's already sundown.
    I hope he's actually prepared.
SIGN    Sorry, I couldn't
     quite hear you.
SIGN    No, it's
     nothing.
SIGN    Boom Boom Kaboom
[14:33] Ameri
    T-To think I'll be able to see that scene
    from the forbidden texts in real life...
[14:39] Sunny
    I believe we've patrolled this
    area quite a few times now.
[14:41] Ameri
    Y-Yes, you're right.
[14:44] Quiche
    Is there something bothering you?
[14:47] Ameri
    No! Absolutely not!
[14:48] Ameri
    Th-There isn't,
[14:50] ---
    but that's exactly why trouble
    could arise in a place like this,
[14:54] ---
    so we should be on our guard.
[14:56] Sunny
    I see...
[14:58] Quiche
    You startled me...
[15:00] Ameri
    If you understand, let's go.
[15:01] Quiche And Sunny
    Yes, boss!
[15:04] Ameri
    Honestly, what am I even doing?!
[15:08] Ameri
    I need to concentrate more on my duties.
[15:11] Ameri
    You do your best, too, Iruma.
[15:15] Eiko
    Want to go here next?
[15:16] ---
    It says we can interact with
    some friendly Magic Beasts.
[15:19] Gaako
    What? I don't like Magic Beasts, though.
[15:21] ---
    They're sorta smelly, and they have fangs.
[15:26] Eiko
    I wonder if Iruma-san likes Magic Beasts.
[15:30] Gaako
    I think most boys do.
[15:32] Eiko
    Then we might just run into Iruma-san there!
[15:36] Iruma
    I wonder where Kiriwo-senpai went.
[15:40] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[15:43] Asmodeus
    He's nowhere to be found.
[15:45] Asmodeus
    I've checked all the obvious places like
    the cafeteria and the inner courtyard.
[15:49] Iruma
    I see.
[15:51] ---
    I peeked into the Battler room,
    too, but he wasn't there.
[15:54] Asmodeus
    Where could he have gone?
[15:56] Clara
    He's probably checking out
    the Party Eve all by himself!
SIGN    Takoyaki
[15:59] Clara
    No fair!
[15:59] Asmodeus
    That's what you did! Stop fooling around!
[16:03] Clara
    I was looking for him while
    I was fooling around!
[16:08] Asmodeus
    Shall we broaden our search?
[16:10] Iruma
    But he couldn't have gotten
    that far with the fireworks.
[16:14] Iruma
    He doesn't exactly have that much energy.
[16:17] Asmodeus
    Perhaps he really did run away.
[16:21] Asmodeus
    Maybe he lost confidence
    in the fireworks succeeding
[16:24] Asmodeus
    and got scared at the last minute.
[16:26] Clara
    How dare!
[16:27] Asmodeus
    If that's the case, setting them off will be...
[16:30] Iruma
    Don't worry.
[16:32] Iruma
    We don't know for sure that
    it was Senpai who took it.
[16:35] Iruma
    Besides...
[16:42] Iruma
    He's someone who works
    so hard for his goals.
[16:46] Iruma
    There's no need to worry!
[16:51] Asmodeus
    Yes, you're right.
[16:55] Iruma
    Azz-kun, Clara, let's believe
    in Kiriwo-senpai and wait.
[17:00] Clara
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[17:00] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[17:16] (Flashback) Baal
    Kiriwo.
[17:19] (Flashback) Baal
    You sure hold one hell of a grudge.
[17:21] (Flashback) Baal
    Or should I call it... ambition?
[17:26] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    You think so?
[17:28] (Flashback) Baal
    You're warped, man.
[17:30] (Flashback) Baal
    It's disgusting how you're always smiling on
    the outside but completely rotten on the inside.
[17:38] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    You're so harsh, Big Bro.
[17:41] (Flashback) Baal
    But you're straightforward.
[17:43] (Flashback) Baal
    I mean, you're warped all to hell,
    yet straightforward.
[17:49] (Flashback) Baal
    You're not wrong.
[17:52] (Flashback) Baal
    Looking at you reminds me of
    how demons should truly be.
[17:59] (Flashback) Baal
    I'll prepare your stage for you, Kiriwo.
[18:02] (Flashback) Baal
    Take all that ambition you've
    got packed in your throat
[18:05] (Flashback) Baal
    and release it!
[18:13] Kiriwo
    It's finally time, Big Bro.
[18:20] Kiriwo
    I'm so excited.
[18:22] Kiriwo
    Everything's finally comin' to an end today.
[18:25] Kiriwo
    The end, huh?
[18:27] Kiriwo
    No, it's just the beginning.
[18:40] Azuki
    Somehow the boys always look
    cooler than usual at these events.
[18:45] Konatsu
    I totally get that!
[18:46] Haruno
    Asmodeus-sama is the only one for me!
[18:53] Come Come
    Taking too long! Pay now!
[19:00] Goemon
    Keep them coming!
[19:02] Goemon
    I can slice things up as much as I want!
[19:04] Schneider
    Where there's a will, there's a way!
[19:10] Student
    Sensei, try one!
[19:12] Robin
    Oh, cool! Thanks! They look delicious!
[19:16] Robin
    I wonder if I'll be able to eat all this!
[19:20] Robin
    Would you like one,
    Acting Chair-Demon?
[19:22] Kalego
    No!
[19:22] Robin
    Oh, come on!
[19:25] Robin
    Jeez! Hey, wait!
[19:28] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[19:32] Clara
    Hurry!
[19:34] Iruma
    Sure!
[19:40] (Flashback) Baal
    Kiriwo, you're not wrong.
[19:44] (Flashback) Baal
    Do it!
[20:01] Asmodeus
    Wh-What in the world?!
[20:05] Come Come
    Oh, no!
[20:17] Dosanko
    My... How brave.
[20:32] Students
    What? What just happened?
[20:34] Student A
    What's going on?
[20:35] Jazz
    What the hell is going on?!
[20:35] Lead
    Man, that scared me.
[20:35] Goemon
    What happened?
[20:39] Camuy
    Quickly, ladies! To my side!
[20:43] Kalego
    Calm down! Make sure everyone's safe!
[20:46] Kalego
    All faculty should check their stations!
[20:48] Kalego
    Hurry!
[20:48] Marbas
    Yes, sir!
[20:50] Kalego
    You need to get going, too!
[20:52] Robin
    No! I'm going to assist you in every
    way I can, Acting Chair-Demon!
[20:58] Asmodeus
    What in the world just happened?
[21:01] Iruma
    Azz-kun, Clara! Are you both all right?
[21:03] Asmodeus
    Yes!
[21:04] Clara
    Totally fine!
[21:05] Iruma
    Thank goodness...
[21:07] Iruma
    It looks like everyone else is okay, too.
[21:10] Asmodeus
    What in the world was that?
[21:11] Iruma
    I don't know, but we should
    probably get outsi—
[21:15] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[21:16] Iruma
    Ow...
[21:17] Asmodeus
    What happened?
[21:19] Iruma
    I'm not sure, but...
[21:21] Iruma
    It felt like I bumped into something.
[21:24] Asmodeus
    But there's nothing...
[21:30] Iruma
    There's an invisible wall in the hallway?
[21:33] Clara
    There's somfthing dere.
[21:35] Students
    What's going on?!
[21:36] Students
    There are invisible walls everywhere!
[21:38] Students
    Are we trapped inside?
[21:40] Students
    Wait, seriously?
[21:41] Students
    I can't get through!
[21:42] Students
    What is this? What the hell is going on?!
[21:44] Iruma
    Is this...
[21:52] Kiriwo
    Now, then...
[21:55] Kiriwo
    The party's about to begin!
[23:31] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:35] Asmodeus
    There's an invisible wall
    between Iruma-sama and me!
[23:38] Asmodeus
    He's so clearly within reach!
[23:40] Asmodeus
    I'm so close, yet I cannot
    be any use to him!
[23:44] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun?
[23:48] Iruma
    Clara?
[23:49] Asmodeus
    I see... You must also be sad about
    the fact you can't get to Iruma-sama.
[23:54] Asmodeus
    For once, we are comrades!
[23:56] Clara
    My takoyaki's gonna get cold!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Eiko
    This is Eiko.
[24:02] Eiko
    My first Battler Party's
    been really fun so far!
[24:04] Eiko
    It'll be so nice if I can take this opportunity
    to get c-closer to Iruma-san...
[24:09] Eiko
    Iruma-san! I'm going to muster up
    my courage and call your name!
[24:13] Eiko
    Iruma-san! Ow! What is this? An invisible wall?
[24:17] Eiko
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:19] Eiko
    "Run, Iruma, to Kiriwo!"
[24:22] Eiko
    Iruma-san's running off! Iruma-san!
SIGN    End

E17 - Run, Iruma, to Kiriwo!

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[00:01] (Flashback) Baal
    Kiriwo, you're not wrong.
[00:05] (Flashback) Baal
    Do it!
[00:22] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Wh-What in the world?!
[00:37] (Flashback) Kalego
    Calm down! Make sure everyone's safe!
[00:39] (Flashback) Kalego
    All faculty should check their stations!
[00:41] (Flashback) Kalego
    Hurry!
[00:47] (Flashback) Iruma
    There's an invisible wall in the hallway?
[00:49] (Flashback) Clara
    There's somfthing dere.
[00:52] (Flashback) Students
    What's going on?!
[00:53] (Flashback) Students
    There are invisible walls everywhere!
[00:54] (Flashback) Students
    Are we trapped inside?
[00:56] (Flashback) Students
    Wait, seriously?
[00:59] (Flashback) Students
    I can't get through!
[01:00] (Flashback) Students
    What is this? What the hell is going on?!
[01:04] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Now, then...
[01:07] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    The party's about to begin!
[01:13] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen.
[01:15] Nar
    One day, he became the grandson
    of a demon called Sullivan.
SIGN    Sold
[01:20] Nar
    Sullivan loves to spoil Iruma to bits
    and is even sending him to school.
[01:26] Nar
    But there is just one problem...
[01:28] Nar
    The school Iruma is attending
    is the demon school Babyls.
[01:34] Iruma
    I need to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human...
[01:37] Iruma
    Or I might get eaten!
SIGN    Run, Iruma, to Kiriwo!
[03:10] All
    "Run, Iruma, to Kiriwo!"
[03:19] Iruma
    There are walls everywhere...
[03:21] Asmodeus
    It's a giant wall-like barrier...
[03:25] Asmodeus
    Is there a wall there, as well?
[03:28] Clara
    Nope!
[03:28] Asmodeus
    Stop making things even more confusing!
[03:30] Iruma
    Hey, this barrier...
[03:34] (Flashback) Iruma
    Wait, this is...
[03:36] (Flashback) Iruma
    A wall?
[03:37] (Flashback) Clara
    Hi-yah!
[03:40] (Flashback) Clara
    Hey, there's something there!
[03:41] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    It's an invisible wall.
[03:43] (Flashback) Clara
    Yay!
[03:44] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Ain't it great?
[03:46] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    This is my bloodline ability, Barrier.
[03:50] Iruma
    Isn't this Kiriwo-senpai's?
[03:54] Gaako
    That shaking earlier sure was scary.
[03:56] Eiko
    Right?
[03:57] Eiko
    I wonder where Iruma-san is—ow!
[04:01] Gaako
    What are you doin—ow!
[04:07] Eiko
    A wall...
[04:14] Dosanko
    Ki-ss ma-rk.
[04:16] Student 1
    What's going on?
[04:18] Student 2
    I can't get through here!
[04:20] Student 3
    Or here!
[04:21] Student 4
    Acchan!
[04:22] Student 5
    Bakemi!
[04:23] Student A
    Take that!
[04:25] Student A
    It's no use.
[04:27] Student B
    Does this mean we can't get in or out?
[04:30] Konatsu
    I wonder what's going on.
[04:32] Haruno
    Apparently there are walls
    everywhere, inside and out.
[04:35] Azuki
    This sucks. I wanted to go home
    before the Party Day to change.
[04:40] Haruno
    I want to take a shower.
[04:42] Student C
    Someone get the teachers over here.
[04:44] Student D
    Wait, I think we're in deep trouble here.
[04:47] Come Come
    You've got this. Keep holding.
    Protect everyone's wares.
[04:57] Johnny
    President, the panic is spreading further!
[04:59] Johnny
    Apparently the invisible walls,
    or barriers, are all around the schoo—
[05:03] Quiche
    There's one in here, too?
[05:05] Johnny
    Hey, there's a gap.
[05:07] Quiche
    Huh?
[05:07] Quiche
    Su-ki-ma?
[05:10] Johnny
    What shall we do?
[05:13] Ameri
    A barrier, eh?
[05:15] Ameri
    Barrier...
[05:17] Ameri
    Come to think of it,
[05:18] ---
    there was that classic scene where they
    had a pane of glass between them.
SIGN    Rin-chan...
SIGN    Kakeru-kun...
SIGN    Ringalingalingaling
[05:23] Ameri
    Kakeru had run away from the evil
    organization and had to hide...
[05:27] Rin
    Kakeru-kun!
[05:28] Kakeru
    Rin-chan!
[05:31] Quiche
    President?
[05:32] Ameri
    Do not panic!
[05:34] Ameri
    We, the student council, should set
    an example for the rest of the students.
[05:38] Ameri
    If we're panicking, the other
    students will panic even more.
[05:41] Ameri
    Calmly assess our current situation,
    and make sure the students are safe.
[05:45] All
    Yes, boss!
[05:50] Ameri
    What in the world is going on?
[05:56] Ameri
    Ow!
[06:00] Robin
    Upsy-daisy!
[06:02] Robin
    Hmm... I wonder what this barrier is.
[06:06] Robin
    Take that! It won't even budge! It's so hard!
[06:09] Robin
    Oh, I know! This must
    be some kind of surprise!
[06:14] Kalego
    A surprise?
[06:16] Robin
    Who do you think this surprise is from,
    Acting Chair-Demon Kalego?
[06:20] Kalego
    Stop calling me that. Move.
[06:23] Kalego
    Cerberobuth.
SIGN    Cerberobuth
[06:37] Robin
    Wow! That's so awesome!
[06:44] Robin
    What?! It repaired itself?
[06:47] Kalego
    What is this?
[06:48] Kalego
    How much magic is necessary
    to make a barrier like this?
[06:53] Kalego
    Someone who's a Tet...
SIGN    Tet (9)
[06:55] Kalego
    No...
SIGN    Yodh (10)
[06:56] ---
    This is something that can only destroyed
[06:59] ---
    by a Yodh-ranked demon's magic...
[07:03] Kalego
    Is this also connected to the fact that
SIGN    Fool
[07:05] Kalego
    that fool of a chair-demon is being detained?
[07:09] Kalego
    Someone had him confined so he wouldn't
    be able to destroy this barrier?
[07:13] Kalego
    Follow me, newbie.
[07:15] Robin
    Huh? Where are we going?
[07:17] Kalego
    To the management warehouse.
[07:18] Robin
    But there's a barrier here. How are we...
[07:24] Kalego
    Cerberobuth.
[07:29] Kalego
    Cerberobuth.
[07:36] Robin
    S-Such a powerful move!
[07:43] Robin
    You're so amazing, Acting Chair-Demon!
[07:44] Kalego
    Silence.
[07:47] Kalego
    A surprise, eh?
[07:50] Kalego
    Newbie, I will use your idea.
[07:53] Robin
    Huh?
[07:56] Kalego
    Dali-sensei.
[07:57] Dali
    Kalego-sensei! This seems
    to be an emergency.
[08:01] Dali
    The students are panicking, and... huh?
[08:04] Dali
    I see!
[08:13] Dali
    Hello, students. Can you hear me?
[08:16] Student
    Dali-sensei!
[08:17] Dali'S Voice
    Were you surprised? Have no fear!
[08:21] Dali'S Voice
    This is a surprise event constructed by the
    New Magic Battler and the Game Battler.
[08:26] Haruno
    What? A surprise?
[08:28] Azuki
    So this is a game?
[08:30] Random A
    I-I see...
[08:31] Dali
    The whole school is a maze!
[08:38] Member
    Did we actually create
    a spell like this, President?
[08:41] New Magic President
    No...
[08:42] Game President
    We don't know anything
    about this game, either.
[08:44] Dali
    Avoid and get past the invisible walls,
    and head toward the goal!
[08:48] Dali
    The goal is the central plaza.
[08:50] Dosanko
    I think I can go this way.
[08:55] Dosanko
    A surprise... How exciting!
[08:58] Dali
    We even have prizes for the winners!
[09:00] Dali
    Look forward to them!
[09:08] Come Come
    Yay, surprises! Gonna get out of this maze!
[09:11] Sabro
    Hey!
[09:12] Dali
    Move fast, everyone!
[09:15] Dali
    And... that's it for the act.
[09:18] Dali
    Thanks a lot, Broadcast Battler members.
[09:21] Baraki
    Sure...
[09:22] Baraki
    Are you sure this is okay, Dali-sensei?
[09:25] Baraki
    There's nothing about this in the program...
[09:28] Dali
    Well, it's a surprise, after all!
[09:31] Dali
    Right, Kalego-sensei?
[09:33] Kalego
    Yes.
[09:34] Dali
    We can't let this ruin the party.
[09:38] Dali
    I'll make sure to talk to the New Magic
    Battler and the Game Battler later.
SIGN    Management Warehouse
[09:43] Dali
    Leave it to me!
[09:45] Kalego
    That should calm things
    down for a little while.
[09:48] Kalego
    We need to make sure there's no
    mass confusion among the students.
[09:50] Kalego
    However...
[09:54] Kalego
    All teachers in the central plaza,
[09:56] ---
    take roll and guide all
    the students who get there.
[09:58] Blushenko
    Roger.
[09:58] Marbas
    Y-Yes, sir.
[09:58] Suzie
    Yis.
[10:00] Kalego
    The rest of you, try to determine
    why this is happening.
[10:02] Momonoki
    Yes, sir.
[10:04] Momonoki
    Go!
[10:07] Kalego
    Newbie, assist me.
[10:09] Robin
    Yes, sir! What should I do?
[10:14] Robin
    Wow, so many documents!
[10:18] Kalego
    Everything there is to know
    about Babyls is here.
[10:22] Kalego
    Anyone who can create
    a barrier is a suspect.
[10:25] Kalego
    We're going to narrow them down.
[10:27] Robin
    From all these files? Really?
[10:31] Suzie
    The goal's this way! Yis.
[10:33] Dosanko
    Yay! I've made it to the goal.
[10:36] Haruno/Azuki/Konatsu
    Dosa-chan!
[10:37] Dosanko
    Oh, we finally meet again.
[10:39] Eiko
    I wonder what our prize will be.
[10:41] Gaako
    Yeah!
[10:42] Blushenko
    This way. There's no need to rush.
[10:44] Male Student
    Oh, you made it, too!
[10:46] Male Student 2
    It was super easy.
[10:48] Female Student
    This surprise is so much fun!
[10:49] Student 4
    Acchan!
[10:50] Student 5
    Bakemi!
[10:55] Ameri
    Blushenko-sensei.
[10:57] Ameri
    We'd like to assist.
[10:59] Blushenko
    Thank you. Take care not to
    make the others nervous.
[11:02] Ameri
    Yes, sir.
[11:03] Ameri
    Hey, make sure to smile.
[11:06] All
    Devi!
[11:10] Male Student
    I wonder what the prize is.
[11:11] Male Student 2
    I hope it's a VIP ticket
    to Kuromu-chan's concert.
[11:11] Female Student
    I hope it's a ticket to a waterpark.
[11:15] Ameri
    Don't make the others nervous?
[11:18] Ameri
    So something is happening.
[11:21] Ameri
    What could it be, though?
[11:24] Ameri
    I wonder if Iruma got through safely.
[11:32] Momonoki
    Reporting.
[11:33] Momonoki
    The whole school is surrounded by a barrier.
[11:36] Momonoki
    Leaving and entering are impossible.
[11:38] Kalego
    Understood. Thank you for the report.
[11:41] Momonoki
    Y-Yes, sir.
[11:43] Dali
    Can you hear me, Kalego-sensei?
[11:45] Kalego
    Yes.
[11:49] Baraki
    It's no use.
[11:50] Dali
    We can't contact anyone outside of Babyls.
[11:52] Dali
    It appears that devi-comms are
    only possible within the barrier.
[11:57] Dali
    We'll keep trying.
[12:03] Haruno
    This is fun!
[12:05] Azuki
    I wonder what's going to happen next.
[12:07] Konatsu
    I'm getting excited!
[12:09] Dosanko
    Surprises are important in life and in love.
[12:13] All
    Yeah!
[12:16] Marbas
    After a quick count, we've determined
    that around 80% of the students are here.
[12:20] Blushenko
    Yes, and rather promptly.
[12:22] Kalego
    80%? That's too fast.
[12:26] Kalego
    It's as though...
[12:27] Kalego
    gathering everyone in the
    plaza was what they wanted...
[12:50] Kiriwo
    In great shape!
[12:53] Kiriwo
    Uh-oh. You're goin' the wrong way.
[12:57] Rando D
    Ow...
[12:58] Rando E
    That was hilarious.
[12:59] Rando F
    Let's go this way, then.
[13:00] Rando D
    We're gonna get to the goal.
[13:03] Kiriwo
    Yup. That's the way.
[13:05] Kiriwo
    There you go. Good boys.
[13:10] Kiriwo
    This is basically a rat maze.
[13:14] Kiriwo
    If they go the wrong way,
    I just need to guide them
[13:17] Kiriwo
    until they're all trapped.
[13:20] Kiriwo
    I'm gonna be blowin' all of you up
[13:23] Kiriwo
    with some fireworks. It'll be glorious.
[13:26] Kiriwo
    And I'll be watchin' from
     the best seat in the house.
[13:29] Kiriwo
    I'm expectin' you to give it all you've got,
[13:35] ---
    Gabuko-san.
[13:36] Kiriwo
    Or rather...
[13:39] Kiriwo
    School Destroyer.
[13:44] Kiriwo
    Up you go.
[13:49] Kiriwo
    Turn on the switch.
[13:56] Kiriwo
    You and I are the only two in this room.
[13:59] ---
    No one can come in—
[14:03] Kiriwo
    What's this?
[14:06] Kiriwo
    They're not headin' to the central plaza.
[14:09] Kiriwo
    They're headin' to this room.
[14:11] Kiriwo
    Somethin's wrong. They're way too fast.
[14:13] Kiriwo
    They're gettin' through the gaps
    in the barrier with precision.
[14:16] Kiriwo
    Who is it, and how are they doin' this?
[14:21] Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai!
SIGN    We'd be exactly alike
[14:33] Kiriwo
    Oh, I get it. It must be Iruma-kun.
[14:37] Kiriwo
    He must be reactin' to my choker again.
[14:40] Kiriwo
    But wait.
[14:42] Kiriwo
    I destroyed the stone.
[14:45] Kiriwo
    He shouldn't be able to
    track me down anymore.
[14:47] Kiriwo
    So how is he...
[14:49] Nar
    To answer that, we need to rewind a little.
[14:55] Asmodeus
    Is there a wall there, as well?
[14:57] Clara
    Nope!
[14:58] Asmodeus
    Stop making things even more confusing!
[15:00] Iruma
    Hey, this barrier...
[15:05] Iruma
    Isn't this Kiriwo-senpai's?
[15:11] Asmodeus
    Indeed, it does appear that this barrier
    is the same magic as Senpai's.
[15:15] Clara
    No fair, Kiriyan-senpai!
[15:17] Clara
    I wanna do a huge surprise
    for the party, too!
[15:19] Asmodeus
    You fool. This is not such a simple matter.
[15:22] Asmodeus
    I'll go over to your side immediately.
[15:32] Clara
    Rolling Attack!
[15:36] Clara
    Owie...
[15:38] Iruma
    A-Are you okay, Clara?
[15:40] Asmodeus
    To think Senpai was able to put up
    such a powerful barrier all over
[15:43] Asmodeus
    the school with his limited magic...
[15:44] Asmodeus
    It's unbelievable.
[15:47] Asmodeus
    If this was all done solely by Senpai,
    who happened to disappear,
[15:51] Asmodeus
    he must've been carefully
    planning this commotion for years.
[15:56] Clara
    This locomotion?
[15:58] Iruma
    Azz-kun, Clara.
[16:01] Iruma
    There's one place where
    I think Senpai might be.
[16:07] Iruma
    There's no guarantee I'll be able to
    get through the maze and get there,
[16:10] Iruma
    but I'm worried about Senpai,
[16:13] Iruma
    so I want you guys to help me
    get to the third-year tower.
[16:16] Iruma
    Could you?
[16:17] Asmodeus
    But of course!
[16:19] Clara
    Ayup!
[16:20] Asmodeus
    Valac, prepare a giant
    piece of paper and a pen.
[16:22] Clara
    You got it!
[16:28] Asmodeus
    All right.
[16:30] Asmodeus
    This is a rough diagram of this area.
[16:32] Clara
    Not bad.
[16:33] Iruma
    You actually remembered all that?
[16:35] Asmodeus
    Yes! It was right on the
     prospectus for the school,
[16:38] Asmodeus
    so I made sure to memorize it.
[16:39] Asmodeus
    Though I doubt Valac has even
    seen the school's prospectus.
[16:43] Clara
    That's right!
[16:45] Asmodeus
    If we can figure out where
    the barriers are on this map,
[16:49] Asmodeus
    you should be able to
    get to your goal smoothly.
[16:52] Asmodeus
    However...
[16:54] Iruma
    However?
[16:55] Asmodeus
    The problem would be our numbers.
[16:56] ---
    I think it will prove rather difficult
    to find all of the barriers ourselves.
[17:01] Asmodeus
    If only we could control frogs,
    like Momonoki-sensei...
[17:05] Clara
    I've got something.
[17:07] Clara
    I've got soldiers!
[17:09] Iruma
    Soldiers?
[17:10] Clara
    The ones that were in the MagiApp room!
[17:14] Asmodeus
    You can actually make those appear?
[17:16] Clara
    But of course, course!
    I can pull out anything I've seen before.
[17:21] Clara
    There.
[17:22] Clara
    There, there, and there.
    There, there, there...
[17:25] Iruma
    Wow, you're amazing, Clara.
[17:26] Asmodeus
    Okay.
SIGN    Magic Paper Soldiers
[17:27] Nar
    Magic paper soldiers.
[17:29] Nar
    Magical apparatuses in the form
    of obedient paper soldiers.
[17:32] Nar
    The more magic you put into them,
    the harder they work.
[17:39] Iruma
    Way to go, Azz-kun.
[17:42] Asmodeus
    Go.
[17:45] Asmodeus
    I will follow the magic of the paper soldiers I'm
    controlling to find the locations of the barriers,
[17:51] Asmodeus
    then I will properly report
    those locations back to you.
[17:54] Iruma
    Got it.
[17:55] Both
    Be careful!
[17:56] Iruma
    I will. Thanks.
[17:57] Iruma
    Hey, is it okay for me to run in the hall?
[18:00] Asmodeus
    Huh? Oh, I don't think that's an issue right now.
[18:03] Iruma
    Great. Off I go.
[18:05] Clara
    Have fun!
[18:06] Asmodeus
    The path in front of the science room...
[18:08] Asmodeus
    Right in front of the first-years' cafeteria...
[18:11] Asmodeus
    The hallway in front of
    the student council room...
[18:15] Asmodeus
    You can take the north stairs.
[18:17] Asmodeus
    Try to follow the left wall
    as much as possible.
[18:20] Asmodeus
    And on the next set of stairs, the right wall.
[18:22] Iruma
    Got it!
[18:28] Asmodeus
    Next, go right and then straight!
[18:31] Asmodeus
    There's a gap on the right side.
[18:33] Asmodeus
    Stay close to the right, and then turn left.
[18:35] Asmodeus
    Next, turn right and go straight.
[18:36] Asmodeus
    Straight, but stay to the right.
[18:39] Asmodeus
    You're almost to the third-years' tower.
[18:42] Clara
    You've got this, Iruma-chi!
[18:43] Asmodeus
    Turn right at the next corner.
[18:46] Iruma
    Thanks!
[18:50] Iruma
    I'm going to find Kiriwo-senpai,
    no matter what.
[18:55] Kalego
    We're going to find Amy Kiriwo.
[18:58] Kalego
    He's a third-year who can use barriers.
    That makes him our most likely candidate.
[19:03] Kalego
    Capture him on sight.
[19:06] Kalego
    Dali-sensei, were you able to get
    a hold of anyone outside the school?
[19:09] Dali
    It's no use.
[19:11] Kalego
    Understood.
[19:12] Kalego
    Newbie.
[19:14] Kalego
    Assist me.
[19:16] Robin
    You got it!
[19:19] Blushenko
    We will investigate Amy Kiriwo.
[19:22] Suzie
    Yis.
[19:23] Marbas
    But what about the safety of the students?
[19:25] Blushenko
    Fear not.
[19:29] Magic Beast Member
    Hup! Hup! Hup!
[19:32] Magic Beast Member
    Devi!
[19:34] Students
    The Magic Beast Battler is putting
    on a dangerous stunt show!
[19:38] Students
    Yeah!
[19:39] Students
    Show us more!
[19:43] Jazz
    Damn, there's a lot of people.
[19:45] Jazz
    Well, would you look at that?
[19:50] Eiko
    Hey, let's get closer.
[19:52] Gaako
    Hey, don't push!
[20:22] ---
    Are you all right?
[20:24] Gaako
    President Ameri!
[20:27] Ameri
    You're unharmed, yes?
[20:28] Eiko
    Y-Yes. Thank you very much.
[20:32] Ameri
    Be more careful next time.
[20:36] Ameri
    Clean up the rest.
[20:37] All
    Yes, boss!
[20:40] Ameri
    Listen up, all of you!
[20:42] Ameri
    Demons should never take the easy way out!
[20:46] Ameri
    If you're going to make a fuss...
[20:47] Ameri
    Fuss in a quieter manner!
[20:49] ---
    Ameri-sama!
[20:50] Girl
    President!
[20:51] Guy
    You're the best!
[20:53] Students
    How are you supposed to fuss quietly?
[20:55] Students
    No idea, but it doesn't matter,
    because the president's super awesome!
[20:59] Marbas
    I see.
[21:00] Blushenko
    Let's go!
[21:00] Suzie
    Yis!
[21:02] Ameri
    What is happening?
[21:04] Ameri
    Is this something that
    only the teachers can solve?
[21:07] Ameri
    Almost all of the students are in the plaza.
[21:10] Ameri
    Only a few are missing.
[21:15] Ameri
    He's not here, either.
[21:17] Ameri
    Where are you? What are you doing, Iruma?
[21:24] Asmodeus
    Are you there?
[21:25] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[21:26] Iruma
    Yeah.
[21:27] Clara
    Yee.
[21:28] Asmodeus
    I wish you luck.
[21:30] Clara
    Boom! Say hi to Kiriyan-senpai for me!
[21:33] Iruma
    Okay, thanks!
[21:41] Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai should be behind this wall.
[21:51] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun...
[23:25] Clara
    Ki-su-ma.
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ma
[23:29] Eiko
    Hello, I'm Eiko.
[23:31] Gaako
    You okay, Eiko?
[23:32] Eiko
    You see, something amazing just happened.
[23:36] Eiko
    The student council
    president just saved my life!
[23:39] Eiko
    Why is my heart pounding like this?
[23:41] Eiko
    I-I want to talk to the president more...
[23:44] Eiko
    But I have someone I truly
    admire named Iruma-san!
[23:48] Eiko
    But... But, but, but!
[23:53] Eiko
    Ugh, I love them both!
[23:55] Nar
    And so, Eiko delved deeper into her desires.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Ameri
    This surprise event that even the
    student council didn't know about...
[24:04] Ameri
    Judging by how the faculty is acting,
    there's definitely something wrong.
[24:09] Ameri
    Where are you, Iruma?
[24:10] Ameri
    Knowing him, I'm sure he's
    doing something unbelievable.
[24:14] Ameri
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:16] Ameri
    "What I Want More Than Anything."
[24:18] Ameri
    Iruma, just don't do anything reckless.
[24:20] Ameri
    D-Don't you dare forget you were going to
     watch some romantic fireworks with me!
SIGN    End

E18 - What I Want More Than Anything

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[00:15] Baal
    You'd better not mess this up, Kiriwo.
[02:01] Goemon
    I shall dispose of any evil
    that threatens this forest!
[02:05] Schneider
    He who fights and runs away
    lives to fight another day.
[02:15] Sabro
    How long am I supposed to
    keep holding this up?
[02:20] Sabro
    There's no one around...
[02:22] Sabro
    But this is not enough to
    bring a Demon King down!
SIGN    What I Want More Than Anything
[02:34] Baraki
    All right. The Battler Party Eve
    is about to draw to a close.
[02:41] Baraki
    The Party Eve is going to end...
[02:43] Baraki
    But once that bell sounds,
    the Party Day officially begins!
[02:53] Ameri
    Where are you, Iruma?
[02:58] Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai should be behind this wall.
[03:10] Iruma
    Huh? There's a barrier here, too?
[03:13] Iruma
    Senpai! Senpai!
[03:18] Iruma
    You're in there, aren't you?
    Please let me in!
[03:24] Iruma
    Ow...
[03:26] Kiriwo
    Hello there. Welcome, Iruma-kun.
[03:29] Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai?
[03:32] Iruma
    Why are you... Where are your glasses?
[03:35] Iruma
    What are you...
[03:36] Kiriwo
    Well, it's a party,
    so I thought I'd go all out.
[03:39] Iruma
    There are barriers all over the school.
    That's your magic, isn't it, Senpai?
[03:46] Kiriwo
    Indeed, it is. I'm glad to see
     everyone's enjoyin' them,
[03:52] Kiriwo
    though that wasn't my intention.
[03:55] Kiriwo
    They just called it a surprise event,
[03:58] ---
    making it much more
    enjoyable than I'd planned.
[04:01] Iruma
    You're also the one who
    took the fireworks, right?
[04:05] Kiriwo
    Correct.
[04:10] Iruma
    Gabuko-san...
[04:12] Iruma
    Then...
[04:14] Iruma
    What are you planning to do with that shell?
[04:18] Kiriwo
    I'm going to make it explode
    so I can destroy the school.
[04:22] Student
    I'm making lots of yakisoba.
[04:22] Student
    Our Battler's presentation is better.
[04:25] Student
    Ours is even better!
    We're gonna take the Grand Prize!
[04:26] Student
    When's the bell supposed to ring?
[04:28] Student
    I'm devi psyched!
[04:35] Kiriwo
    That's why Gabuko-san exists.
[04:38] Iruma
    Why... Why would you do such a thing?
[04:41] Kiriwo
    Hmm... Let's see...
[04:46] Kiriwo
    I guess I don't mind tellin' you
    about when I was born.
[04:52] Kiriwo
    My family, the Amy clan, is also known
[04:54] ---
    as the "Steel Barrier" and is one of the most
    feared and famous families in the netherworld.
[05:01] Kiriwo
    My family is also known to have an
    abundance of magical power. Top tier.
[05:05] Kiriwo
    But...
[05:13] (Flashback) Doctor
    This ain't good.
[05:14] (Flashback) Doctor
    To think a child with so little magical power
    was born into our family...
[05:19] (Flashback) Relative
    How awful.
[05:20] (Flashback) Relative 2
    He'll shame our family.
[05:23] (Flashback) Relative
    Dreadful.
[05:27] (Flashback) Woman
    Unbelievable.
[05:29] (Flashback) Man
    How pathetic.
[05:35] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    Mother!
[05:46] (Flashback) Kiriwo Mother
    Take him to the Garden.
[05:55] Kiriwo
    The place I was taken was called
    the Garden of Delinquents.
[05:59] Kiriwo
    It was a correctional elementary school
[06:02] Kiriwo
    where they closely monitored
    and nurtured young demons.
[06:06] (Flashback) Female Teacher
    Concentrate harder!
[06:07] (Flashback) Female Teacher
    You'll bring shame upon the Amy name!
[06:13] (Flashback) Student A
    Is he really from a prestigious family?
[06:15] (Flashback) Student B
    How embarrassing.
[06:22] Kiriwo
    Everyone back home and at the
     Garden completely lost faith in me.
[06:27] Kiriwo
    But even then, there was
    one girl who'd talk to me.
[06:36] (Flashback) Nagi
    Good morning, Kiriwo-kun!
[06:38] Kiriwo
    She didn't have the best grades, either.
[06:42] Kiriwo
    We spent a lot of time together.
[06:48] (Flashback) Nagi
    Wow, that's amazing, Kiriwo-kun!
[06:50] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    Well... it breaks if I let my guard down, though.
[06:53] (Flashback) Nagi
    Come on! You should be more confident!
[06:56] (Flashback) Nagi
    There are plenty of good things about you.
[06:59] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    Like what?
[07:01] (Flashback) Nagi
    The shape of your horns is so pretty!
[07:03] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    What?
[07:05] (Flashback) Nagi
    And you're sorta bland.
[07:07] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    Uh, is that a compliment?
[07:10] (Flashback) Nagi
    Oh, I know. I'll let you
    touch my good luck charm.
[07:15] (Flashback) Nagi
    This earring is a memento from my late grandma.
    If you touch it, it'll cheer you up.
[07:19] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    It's so pretty!
[07:21] (Flashback) Nagi
    Right? It's my treasure!
[07:24] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    Are you sure I can touch it?
[07:26] (Flashback) Nagi
    Yeah!
[07:28] Kiriwo
    But then, one day...
[07:32] (Flashback) Nagi
    Stop!
[07:33] (Flashback) Student D
    Wow, talk about cheap.
[07:36] (Flashback) Nagi
    What are you doing?! Give it back!
[07:38] (Flashback) Student D
    Shut up. What's a weakling
    like you going to do about it?
[07:42] (Flashback) Student D
    You guys are at the bottom of
    the class, bozo and boob.
[07:45] (Flashback) Nagi
    We're not weaklings! You're the ones
    who are weak for lacking any class!
[07:52] (Flashback) Student D
    I have to disagree.
[07:58] (Flashback) Student D
    The ones who can't do anything
[08:01] (Flashback) Student D
    are the weaklings!
[08:04] (Flashback) Student D
    Well, go on. Catch!
[08:15] (Flashback) Student D
    Wha—
[08:16] (Flashback) Nagi
    Kiriwo-kun!
[08:17] Kiriwo
    And then, just for a moment...
[08:23] Kiriwo
    I let my guard down.
[08:39] Kiriwo
    She left the Garden, but I stayed behind.
[08:47] Kiriwo
    In the netherworld,
    where it's survival of the fittest,
[08:49] Kiriwo
    seeing how defeated she looked
    by how unfair things were
[08:52] Kiriwo
    finally made me realize...
[08:56] Kiriwo
    Her expression just won't leave my head.
[08:59] Kiriwo
    Her face, filled with despair...
[09:02] Kiriwo
    I see it over and over again!
[09:03] Iruma
    Senpai!
[09:04] Kiriwo
    And every time I do, I keep thinkin'...
[09:07] Kiriwo
    Man... I would kill to see that face again.
[09:12] Iruma
    Huh?
[09:13] Kiriwo
    It was so strange! Every time anyone
     would look at me with such hopelessness...
[09:22] Kiriwo
    My chest would tense up just a little.
[09:25] Kiriwo
    It was all so very simple.
[09:27] Kiriwo
    Because of her, I finally
    realized what that feelin' was.
[09:30] Kiriwo
    Back then, when I saw her defeated face, I...
[09:39] Kiriwo
    I got insanely excited!
[09:42] Kiriwo
    It felt like my heart skipped a beat!
[09:44] Kiriwo
    At that moment, the new me was born!
[09:49] Iruma
    Senpa—
[09:53] Kiriwo
    Do you understand now? The despair
     of others is my reason for living!
[09:58] Iruma
    Now I know for sure...
[10:01] Iruma
    This is the netherworld, and I'm human.
[10:04] Iruma
    And...
[10:06] Iruma
    He's definitely a demon.
[10:08] Kiriwo
    You look great, Iruma-kun.
SIGN    We'd be exactly alike
[10:21] Kiriwo
    Whoopsie. Let's continue
    our conversation, shall we?
[10:30] Kiriwo
    So you want to know why
    I want to destroy the school...
[10:33] Kiriwo
    The reason comes from a past Battler Party.
[10:36] Kiriwo
    That was when I met my bro
    in the Magical Apparatus Battler.
[10:43] (Flashback) Member 1
    Hey, what the hell do you want,
    you stupid little brat?
[10:46] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    So this is Babyls's notorious
    Magical Apparatus Battler!
[10:52] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    I came here after I heard about you guys.
[10:55] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    The school's open because of the Battler Party,
[10:58] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    so I figured I'd sneak in.
[11:00] (Flashback) Member 2
    Shut up.
[11:01] (Flashback) Member 2
    Who the hell do you think you—
[11:04] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    How many demons did you cut up with this?
[11:06] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    What'd you do with them afterward?
    Throw them away? Use them for something?
[11:10] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    Did it get you excited?
[11:15] (Flashback) Member 1
    B-Baal-san!
[11:19] (Flashback) Member 1
    We're sorry to wake you up!
[11:21] (Flashback) Member 2
    We'll get rid of this kid at once!
[11:22] (Flashback) Baal
    Who the hell is this annoying little brat?
[11:27] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    I came here looking for comrades!
[11:30] (Flashback) Member 2
    Wh-Why, you little...
[11:32] (Flashback) Baal
    Comrades?
[11:34] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    I gave her one of my horns...
[11:37] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    This girl lost something
    really important because of me,
[11:40] (Flashback) ---
    so I gave her one of my horns to make up for it,
     because she said they were pretty.
[11:46] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    She looked so absolutely disgusted.
[11:51] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    I know it's a bit crazy to get so excited
    about someone looking so defeated.
[11:55] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    I'm a bit messed up, but...
[11:57] (Flashback) Baal
    Hold it.
[11:59] (Flashback) Baal
    What's so crazy about that?
[12:03] (Flashback) Baal
    That's what you call going back to basics.
[12:08] (Flashback) Young Kiriwo
    Going back to basics?
[12:10] (Flashback) Baal
    That's how all demons used to be.
[12:13] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    All of them?
[12:15] (Flashback) Baal
    You just have a stronger sense
    of that now than other demons do.
[12:21] (Flashback) Baal
    But...
[12:23] (Flashback) Baal
    I totally get how you feel.
[12:31] (Flashback) Baal
    Sit back and listen for a sec.
[12:33] (Flashback) Baal
    You don't hear any screams or ferocious
     roars in the netherworld anymore.
[12:37] (Flashback) Baal
    It's so warm and pleasant,
     it makes me want to puke.
[12:40] (Flashback) Baal
    That's why I and the rest of my
    comrades in the Magical Apparatus Battler
[12:44] (Flashback) Baal
    are trying to return the netherworld
    to its original state of chaos.
[12:47] (Flashback) Baal
    That's my ambition.
[12:49] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Chaos...
[12:53] (Flashback) Baal
    This is something the demons
    who join the MagiApp Battler drink
[12:56] (Flashback) Baal
    so they can share the common goal we all have.
[13:01] (Flashback) Baal
    Want to help me achieve my goal, brat?
[13:05] (Flashback) Baal
    If you follow me, I'll make sure you see
[13:08] (Flashback) Baal
    the ultimate despair!
[13:18] Kiriwo
    From then on, I'd see Bro every now and then,
[13:22] Kiriwo
    and he'd give me a bunch of things,
[13:24] Kiriwo
    as well as knowledge.
[13:27] Kiriwo
    And then, after some time passed since
    I enrolled at the demon school Babyls,
[13:32] Kiriwo
    Bro said...
[13:34] (Flashback) Baal
    We're going to get rid of the ranks that
    give order in the netherworld, Kiriwo.
[13:39] Kiriwo
    Get rid of ranks?
[13:41] Kiriwo
    I got so excited.
[13:43] Kiriwo
    It's true. Because these stairs
    called ranks exist to begin with,
[13:46] ---
    everyone listens to those above them.
[13:49] Kiriwo
    But if we turn those stairs into cliffs...
[13:53] Kiriwo
    That would truly be chaos!
[13:57] Kiriwo
    And so we decided to destroy
    the very symbol of ranks, Babyls.
[14:02] Kiriwo
    Using the fireworks will be flashy,
    not to mention beautiful.
[14:06] Kiriwo
    Thanks to Gabuko-san,
[14:07] ---
    I'm sure it'll be a spectacular explosion.
[14:10] Kiriwo
    You truly made something amazing, Iruma-kun.
[14:14] Kiriwo
    It must've been fate
    that brought us together!
[14:17] Kiriwo
    Now I can see my ambition come true.
[14:19] Kiriwo
    Cower in fear...
[14:21] Kiriwo
    The students are enjoyin' this "surprise"
[14:24] Kiriwo
    and can't wait to see
    what's gonna happen next.
[14:27] Kiriwo
    All those faces beamin' with
    excitement and anticipation...
[14:31] Kiriwo
    They'll all turn to despair soon.
[14:34] Kiriwo
    And then all the parents
    who show up to the Party
[14:36] Kiriwo
    will see the horrible
    state their children are in
[14:39] Kiriwo
    and scream in agony and rage!
[14:41] Kiriwo
    Cower in fear...
[14:42] Kiriwo
    They'll all fall into despair!
[14:47] Kiriwo
    I could've stopped you from
    comin' here with my barriers,
[14:50] Kiriwo
    but I let you come.
[14:52] Kiriwo
    Do you know why that is?
[14:55] Kiriwo
    It's because I want to watch
     the fireworks with you.
[14:58] Kiriwo
    Tremble in fear...
[15:01] Kiriwo
    Azz-kun and Clara-chan...
[15:04] Kiriwo
    You get to witness the most important
    people in your life shatter right before you!
[15:10] Kiriwo
    I want to stuff you into a box made of barriers
    and watch you fall into despair.
[15:15] Kiriwo
    Get swallowed up by disappointment.
[15:17] Kiriwo
    It's okay. You can hate me all you want!
[15:20] Kiriwo
    You can even hit me if you want! So, please!
[15:22] Kiriwo
    Show me...
[15:24] Kiriwo
    Your face...
[15:26] Kiriwo
    filled with despair!
[15:33] Kiriwo
    Huh?
[15:38] Iruma
    Okay, I've made up my mind.
[15:39] Iruma
    All right, excuse me a sec. Upsy-daisy.
[15:45] Iruma
    There we go.
[15:47] Kiriwo
    W-Wait a sec!
[15:50] Kiriwo
    Didn't you hear what I said?
[15:52] Kiriwo
    I'm gonna blow up the school!
[15:53] Kiriwo
    Why?
[15:55] Kiriwo
    Everything important to you will be gone!
[15:57] Kiriwo
    There'll be nothing left!
    Because of something you created yourself!
[16:01] Kiriwo
    Why aren't you falling into despair
    after all this just got dumped on you?!
[16:06] Iruma
    Well, nothing good comes out of despair.
[16:11] Iruma
    I've been through a lot ever since I was born,
[16:14] Iruma
    so I'm used to it.
[16:16] Iruma
    Despairing isn't going to change the situation,
[16:18] Iruma
    and it won't make me feel fulfilled.
[16:20] Iruma
    I have to take action myself.
[16:23] Nar
    All this time, Kiriwo thought
    he and Iruma were alike.
[16:28] Nar
    He was mild-mannered and
    well-guarded, yet had ambition.
[16:33] Nar
    But he was wrong.
[16:45] Nar
    The boy who wanted others to despair
    and the boy who was used to despair...
[16:51] Nar
    He was Kiriwo's... natural enemy.
[16:56] Iruma
    I've spent my whole life avoiding danger,
[17:00] Iruma
    but since I came here,
    I've learned to challenge myself.
[17:09] Iruma
    That's why,
[17:13] Iruma
    even if you're evil, I won't run away.
[17:15] Iruma
    I won't despair!
[17:17] Iruma
    I'm going to shatter your ambition!
[17:22] Kiriwo
    He won't despair? Does someone
    like that actually exist?
[17:27] Kiriwo
    He's going to shatter my ambition?
[17:30] Kiriwo
    That's impossible. Give that here.
[17:33] Kiriwo
    Those fireworks will go off along with the bell
    signaling the beginning of the Party Day.
[17:37] Kiriwo
    You may have gotten it away from Gabuko-san,
[17:40] ---
    but you can't stop the explosion.
[17:43] Kiriwo
    Throw it into the courtyard
    and, unless I put up a barrier,
[17:47] Kiriwo
    we're both going to die, Iruma-kun.
[17:52] Iruma
    I told you, Senpai.
[17:55] Iruma
    I won't despair.
[17:57] Iruma
    I won't be able to live up
    to your expectations.
[18:00] Baraki
    All right, it's finally time to
    count down to the Party Day!
[18:04] Baraki
    Just 40 more seconds until the bell rings!
[18:09] Iruma
    I don't want everyone getting hurt,
[18:12] Iruma
    and I don't want our fireworks
    being used for this.
[18:14] Iruma
    I want everyone to see these fireworks.
[18:18] Iruma
    That's why... I want to pick everything up.
[18:22] Iruma
    I won't give up on everything!
[18:25] Baraki
    Just 30 more seconds!
[18:27] Students
    29! 28! 27!
[18:32] Iruma
    Senpai, please move!
[18:34] Kiriwo
    Wait a sec!
[18:35] Kiriwo
    That's...
[18:37] Kiriwo
    You moron! You can't be serious!
[18:38] Iruma
    Ifrit mode!
[18:41] Iruma
    Please reach! Libera!
[18:55] Iruma
    I-It stopp—
[18:57] Baraki
    Just 20 more seconds!
[18:59] Kiriwo
    That's why I called you a moron.
[19:02] Kriiwo
    The barrier surrounding the school is as powerful
    as possible to withstand the explosion.
[19:06] Kiriwo
    You won't be able to break
    through it with magic like that.
[19:09] Kiriwo
    All for this day... All to see
    everyone's faces fill with despair...
[19:15] Kiriwo
    It's the ultimate barrier
    I created just for that reason!
[19:19] Kiriwo
    You ain't breaking my barrier without magic
    that's powerful enough to be Sullivan's!
[19:27] Iruma
    I'm sorry, Grandpa...
[19:28] (Flashback) Sullivan
    This is a spell that unleashes
    all the magic at once.
[19:32] Iruma
    I'm going to break my promise.
[19:35] ---
    Pandaroola!
[20:01] Students
    16! 15! 14! 13! 12!
[20:09] Students
    10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5!
[20:13] Student A
    Hey, look at that!
[20:19] Students
    4! 3! 2! 1!
[20:20] Clara
    Hey, look!
[20:24] Students
    Zero!
[20:42] Students
    What was that?!
[20:43] Students
    I've never seen that before!
[20:45] Clara
    It bloomed!
[20:45] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[20:50] Sabro
    What?!
[21:09] Konatsu
    So devi pretty.
[21:09] Haruno
    S-So devi cool!
[21:09] Azuki
    Devi... Devi...
[21:11] Gaako
    It's like a dream...
[21:13] Dosanko
    It's like the brilliance of love
    I witnessed that one summer day...
[21:18] Elizabetta
    That was amazing!
[21:20] Ameri
    Did Iruma...
[21:22] Ameri
    I definitely saw it... I saw the fireworks
     bloom with my own eyes.
[21:26] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[21:29] Clara
    High five!
[21:30] Sabro
    What was that light, and the sound?!
[21:32] Goemon
    It was amazing!
[21:36] Kiriwo
    What the hell...
[21:38] Kiriwo
    What the hell?! What the hell?!
[21:41] Kiriwo
    I was so close! So why?!
[21:44] Kiriwo
    Everyone's smiling down there!
[21:46] Kiriwo
    And what was that ridiculous
    amount of magical power?!
[21:49] Kiriwo
    How dare you destroy the magical
    power I've been saving up for years?!
[21:52] Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun, you buffoon! You moron!
[21:55] Kiriwo
    How dare you sleep so soundly, you little...
[21:57] Kiriwo
    Did you even think about how
     you were going to land?!
[22:00] Kiriwo
    You idiot!
[22:03] Kiriwo
    How dare you really pick
    everything up, you moron?
[22:10] Kiriwo
    We're not alike at all.
[22:13] Kiriwo
    I lose.
[22:16] Kiriwo
    You're definitely way
    more ambitious than me.
[22:19] Kiriwo
    You got me, Iruma-kun.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Dosanko
    My name is Dosanko. I'm a preacher of love.
[24:04] Dosanko
    My charm points are my big, beautiful
    eye and my overwhelming sexiness.
[24:09] Dosanko
    Just like that flower that
    bloomed in the night sky, right?
[24:12] Dosanko
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:14] Dosanko
    "I Want to Pick Everything Up,"
    and "Family Time."
[24:16] Dosanko
    What I want more than anything else
    is the greatest love of all.
[24:21] Dosanko
    Oh, love... Fill the world with
    love along with my gentle kiss!
SIGN    End

E19 - I Want to Pick Everything Up

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[00:07] Sullivan
    Good morning, Iruma-kun.
[00:13] Iruma
    G-Grandpa?!
[00:15] Iruma
    Huh? You're back?
[00:17] Iruma
    Wait, what happened to me?
[00:19] Iruma
    M-My body won't move!
[00:21] Sullivan
    Calm down, will you?
[00:26] Iruma
    You're back, huh?
[00:28] Sullivan
    Yes.
[00:30] Iruma
    What about Kiriwo-senpai?
[00:33] Sullivan
    Well, he was really calm.
SIGN    I Want to Pick Everything Up
[02:10] All
    "I Want to Pick Everything Up."
[02:15] Nar
    Let's turn the clock back to
    before the fireworks went off.
[02:25] (Flashback) Iruma
    Kiriwo-senpai should be behind this wall.
[02:34] (Flashback) Kalego
    Cerberobuth!
[02:42] Nar
    At the time, Kalego and
    Robin were on the rooftop.
[02:47] (Flashback) Robin
    All right!
[02:50] Nar
    The Balse family's bloodline ability,
SIGN    Bullseye Shot
[02:52] Nar
    Bullseye Shot.
[02:54] Robin
    Locked on!
[03:01] Nar
    Once fired, the arrow's path
    cannot be blocked by anyone,
[03:06] Nar
    and it will always hit its target.
[03:16] (Flashback) Guy
    Lord Sullivan, aren't you playing?
[03:24] (Flashback) Sullivan
    "To the director," eh?
[03:28] (Flashback) Sullivan
    See you.
[03:29] (Flashback) Guy
    Wait, wait, wait!
[03:30] (Flashback) Iruma
    I'm sorry, Grandpa...
[03:32] (Flashback) Sullivan
    This is a spell that unleashes
    all the magic at once.
[03:36] (Flashback) Iruma
    I'm going to break my promise.
[03:40] (Flashback) Iruma
    Pandaroola!
[04:01] (Flashback) Students
    8! 7! 6! 5!
[04:10] (Flashback) Students
    3! 2! 1!
[04:29] (Flashback) Students
    What was that?!
[04:30] (Flashback) Students
    I've never seen that before!
[04:31] (Flashback) Clara
    It bloomed!
[04:32] Asmodeos
    Iruma-sama!
[04:44] (Flashback) Konatsu
    So devi pretty.
[04:45] Azuki
    Devi... Devi...
[04:47] (Flashback) Gaako
    It's like a dream...
[04:49] (Flashback) Dosanko
    It's like the brilliance of love
    I witnessed that one summer day...
[04:54] (Flashback) Raim
    Whoa, what is that?
[05:00] (Flashback) Morax
    This is bad!
[05:03] (Flashback) Students
    So pretty!
[05:04] (Flashback) Students
    This year's surprise is something else!
[05:06] (Flashback) Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[05:09] (Flashback) Clara
    High five!
[05:44] (Flashback) Students
    Fantastic!
[05:45] (Flashback) Students
    Amazing!
[06:15] (Flashback) Kalego
    Silence!
[06:20] (Flashback) Kalego
    Amy Kiriwo, you're under arrest.
[06:24] (Flashback) Students
    That was awesome.
[06:26] (Flashback) Students
    What do you even call it?
[06:30] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    No need for all this.
    I'm not goin' anywhere.
[06:34] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Did you really plan all that yourself?
[06:38] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Yes. It was my dream for years.
[06:42] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    But I don't regret anything at all.
[06:45] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    In that moment when everything
    I'd worked for came crashin' down,
[06:51] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    my face of despair didn't look bad at all.
[06:58] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Wow! I love the looks on your faces!
[07:04] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Could you tell Iruma-kun somethin' for me?
[07:09] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    "It's a shame the chaos will have
    to wait, but I truly had fun.
[07:14] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Let's play again sometime."
[07:29] (Flashback) Henri
    So that's Iruma.
[07:40] (Flashback) Ameri
    Father, what exactly happened?
[07:43] (Flashback) Ameri
    What did the third-year Amy Kiriwo do?
[07:46] (Flashback) Henri
    I'll tell you later.
[07:49] (Flashback) Morax
    Returning to our origins, huh?
[07:51] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Everyone!
[07:52] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Thank you for protecting the students!
[07:57] (Flashback) Robin
    You were really cool, Kalego-sensei!
[08:00] (Flashback) Robin
    "Newbie, assist me."
[08:02] (Flashback) Robin
    Remember, Former Acting Chair-Demon?
[08:08] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun, I admit defeat this time.
[08:13] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    But remember this.
[08:15] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Malice is hidden in plain sight all around us.
[08:19] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Watch out for folks like me who
    want to return to our origins.
[08:31] Sullivan
    Good morning, Iruma-kun.
[08:36] Iruma
    G-Grandpa?!
[08:39] Iruma
    Huh? You're back?
[08:40] Iruma
    Wait, what happened to me?
[08:43] Iruma
    M-My body won't move!
[08:45] Sullivan
    Calm down, will you?
[08:49] Iruma
    You're back, huh?
[08:51] Sullivan
    Yes.
[08:53] Iruma
    What about Kiriwo-senpai?
[08:55] Sullivan
    Well, he was really calm.
[09:03] Iruma
    What?
[09:05] Sullivan
    He was taken in by Demon Border Control.
[09:09] Sullivan
    They're going to have a
    hard time interrogating him.
[09:12] Iruma
    Um, what happens when they catch you?
[09:14] Sullivan
    Well, he'll be punished one way or another,
[09:18] Sullivan
    but there were no casualties,
    so it'll probably be light.
[09:23] Sullivan
    That said, a case is a case,
[09:25] Sullivan
    and those who caused it
    must take responsibility.
[09:29] Iruma
    Um—
[09:30] Sullivan
    You need to understand the
    significance of what you did.
[09:34] Iruma
    I-Is he going to scold me?!
[09:43] Baraki
    Take a good look!
[09:45] Baraki
    The highlight of this year's surprise show,
[09:48] Baraki
    the amazing flowers of light, was planned
    by the honor student, Iruma-kun!
[09:55] Iruma
    Wh-What's all this about?
[09:57] Sullivan
    Wave at them. They're all really hyped up.
[10:01] Sullivan
    Your fireworks moved them to the core.
[10:03] Iruma
    The fireworks did?
[10:09] Ameri
    Iruma!
[10:11] Iruma
    Ameri-san.
[10:14] Ameri
    Truly, you never cease to amaze me!
[10:18] Ameri
    Those fireworks were splendid, Iruma!
[10:23] Ameri
    However!
[10:24] Ameri
    If you were going to do that,
    you should've said when!
[10:27] Ameri
    Didn't we promise to watch it together?
[10:28] Iruma
    Huh? Did we?!
[10:30] Students
    That was devi pretty.
[10:31] Students
    Fireworks are amazing.
[10:32] Students
    How do you make fireworks?
[10:33] Students
    That was incredible!
[10:37] Sullivan
    Respond to them.
[10:40] Students
    What battler are you guys part of?
[10:43] Iruma
    W-We are...
[10:44] Students
    Whoa, he talked!
[10:46] Iruma
    The Magical Apparatus Battler!
[10:47] Students
    What? The Storage Battler?
[10:49] Students
    Seriously?
[10:50] Students
    That's Asmodeus's Battler.
[10:52] Iruma
    The ones who made it were
    the first-years Asmodeus,
[10:56] Iruma
    Valac Clara, and me...
[10:59] Iruma
    and third-year Amy Kiriwo.
    It was the four of us.
[11:05] Iruma
    But they ended up bigger than we
    expected. Sorry about the sparks!
[11:10] Students
    We were fine!
[11:10] Students
    That was fun!
[11:12] Eiko
    Iruma-san... Irum...
[11:14] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama!
[11:15] Clara
    Iruma-chi!
[11:18] Iruma
    Azz-kun! Clara!
[11:20] Clara
    You did it, Iruma-chi!
[11:22] Asmodeus
    That was splendid!
[11:24] Iruma
    Thank you both!
[11:26] (Flashback) Kalego
    Malice is hidden in plain sight all around us.
[11:29] Asmodeus
    What were those barriers? Was it Senpai?
[11:32] Clara
    Where's Kiriyan-senpai?
[11:35] Iruma
    Well, uh, Senpai's... gone now.
[11:41] Clara
    Why?
[11:42] Asmodeus
    Where did he go?
[11:42] Iruma
    Even if you were a terrifying demon,
[11:47] Iruma
    the time I spent with you was truly fun.
[11:51] Iruma
    I-I'll tell you everything later.
[11:53] Iruma
    For now, let's enjoy the party.
[11:56] Clara
    Okay.
[11:56] Asmodeus
    Sure.
[11:58] Iruma
    I really do want to pick
    everything up, Senpai.
[12:07] Nar
    The MagiApp Battler's fireworks
    show was a success,
[12:10] Nar
    and the Party Day had the perfect start.
[12:13] Students
    Okay, you louts! It's time to party!
[12:26] Baal
    We can have some more fun together sometime.
SIGN    Sure
SIGN    Family Time
[12:39] All
    "Family Time."
SIGN    Battler Party
[12:44] Students
    I'll have a Demon Sandwich!
[12:46] Students
    This is delish!
[12:48] Students
    Come check out our Battler!
[12:50] Students
    Come one, come all!
[12:51] Nar
    Over both days of the party,
[12:53] Nar
    students and teachers
    rate the Battler exhibits.
[12:57] Nar
    The students can vote for the Battlers
    they liked, other than their own.
[13:02] Nar
    But the most important point of all is that
[13:05] Nar
    the Party Day is attended
    by the students' parents.
[13:10] Iruma
    All done.
[13:11] Iruma
    Now we just have to launch the
    fireworks according to the schedule.
[13:14] Asmodeus
    Shall we go check out other
    Battlers while we wait?
[13:17] Iruma
    Sounds good.
[13:18] Iruma
    We can advertise our Battler wearing
    these outfits Clara made, too.
[13:22] Iruma
    Hey, Clara, do you want to come with...
[13:23] Iruma
    us?
[13:27] Iruma
    So many Claras!
[13:29] Clara
    The Valac family is here!
    Eldest daughter, Clara!
[13:33] Konchie
    Second son, Konchie!
[13:34] Keebow
    Third son, Keebow!
[13:36] Keebow
    Eldest son, Urala!
SIGN    Portrait
[13:38] Chibiz
    The youngest pipsqueaks!
[13:40] Mom
    And their Mommy.
[13:43] Mom
    Packed with love and affection,
    the Valac family is on the scene!
[13:46] Iruma
    Wow, they all look alike.
[13:49] Keebow
    Yay, we nailed it!
[13:50] Clara
    Check it out!
[13:51] Chibiz
    Bro, bro, bro...
[13:53] Konchie
    I hear you're the top of the first-year class?
[13:56] Konchie
    I challenge you!
[13:58] Konchie
    Take that and that and that!
[14:00] Mom
    I'm Clara's mother.
    Thank you for taking care of her.
[14:04] Asmodeus
    We're taking care of her, all right.
[14:05] Mom
    Thanks for being her friends.
[14:07] Mom
    Are you hungry?
[14:09] Mom
    I'll put some candy in your pockets.
[14:11] Mom
    I have toys, too, but it's one per person.
[14:12] Mom
    Don't fight over them.
[14:13] Mom
    When Clara was younger, she'd always
    sneeze candy out of her pockets.
[14:17] Mom
    Everyone nearly drowned in a sea of candy.
[14:25] Both
    Huh?
[14:26] Both
    Wait, what?!
[14:40] Clara
    Valac Clara
[14:42] Konchie
    Konchie
[14:42] Keebow
    Keebow
[14:43] Sin Sin
    Sin Sin
[14:43] Ran Ran
    Ran Ran
[14:44] All
    We're on a festival rampage
[14:46] Clara
    The stalls are all the rage!
[14:48] All
    Valac Urala and Daddy
    are somewhere out there, too
[14:52] Clara
    But that'll remain a secret for now
[14:55] All
    Mommy's feigning ignorance?!
[14:56] All
    Slurp, slurp, slurp
[14:58] All
    Yakisoba
[15:00] All
    Jumbo hot dogs
[15:01] All
    Choco bananas
[15:04] All
    Bang, bang, bang
[15:06] All
    Throwing range
[15:08] All
    Pinball, goldfish scooping
[15:12] Mom
    No running, okay?
[15:13] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[15:15] All
    Yo, yo, yo, bro, bro, bro
[15:17] All
    Guess what?
[15:19] Mom
    No turning into yakisoba, okay?
[15:21] Chibiz
    Yesh, ma'am!
[15:23] Mom
    Line up, kids
[15:27] All
    Mommy's calling for us
[15:30] All
    Now we say our greetings
[15:35] Clara
    Off we go!
[15:39] All
    The world's strongest, unbeatable,
[15:45] All
    warm, and wonderful family
[15:49] All
    That is us, the Valacs
[15:52] All
    That is us, the Valacs
[15:57] All
    Us, the Valac family
[16:10] Clara
    We're off!
[16:13] Iruma
    That was incredible.
[16:15] Asmodeus
    Let's look around more quietly, Iru—
[16:17] Amuryllis
    Found you!
[16:20] Amuryllis
    Alice-chan!
[16:22] Iruma
    Alice? Wait...
[16:24] Iruma
    Azz-kun?!
[16:26] Amuryllis
    Sheesh, Alice-chan.
[16:28] Amuryllis
    How mean of you to leave me behind.
[16:31] Amuryllis
    I had to drop all my work to rush here!
[16:35] Asmodeus
    Why are you here, Mother?
[16:37] Asmodeus
    Wasn't David keeping an eye on you?
[16:38] Amuryllis
    Oh, I knocked him out with my
    Charmed Lap Pillow Ear Cleaning.
SIGN    Defeated
[16:42] Amuryllis
    Down he goes.
[16:43] Asmodeus
    David?!
[16:45] Amuryllis
    So you're Iruma-kun?
SIGN    Asmodeus Amuryllis
[16:47] Amuryllis
    I'm Alice's mother and the
    Thirteen Crowns' Lord of Seduction,
[16:50] Amuryllis
    Asmodeus Amuryllis.
[16:53] Amuryllis
    You're all Alice-chan ever talks about.
[16:57] Amuryllis
    I heard that you made
    something called fireworks.
[17:00] Amuryllis
    What kind of seduction magic is it?
[17:03] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[17:04] Asmodeus
    Right! Raim-sensei was your student, right?
[17:06] Asmodeus
    Let's go say hello!
[17:07] Asmodeus
    I'll be back, Iruma-sama!
[17:09] Iruma
    Okay.
[17:10] Amuryllis
    See you soon, Iruma-kun.
[17:13] Asmodeus
    Mother!
[17:14] Asmodeus
    Why are you using your
    wiles on Iruma-sama?!
[17:17] Iruma
    Everyone has their unique
    family circumstances, huh?
[17:21] Iruma
    But they do tend to act more
    natural in front of family.
[17:36] Iruma
    Lucky them.
[17:40] Sullivan
    What snack would you like?
[17:42] Iruma
    Grandpa?
[17:45] Iruma
    Shouldn't you be working?
[17:48] Sullivan
    No problem!
[17:49] Sullivan
    I promised I'd be back by
    Battler presentation day, didn't I?
[17:54] Sullivan
    Come, now.
[17:55] Sullivan
    Let's enjoy the festival together.
[18:03] Sabnock
    I am the lord of everything
    the sun shines upon,
[18:07] Sabnock
    the missing Demon King, Derkila!
[18:11] Sabnock
    Kneel before me!
[18:17] Sylvia
    Way to go, Brother!
[18:19] Iruma
    You were really cool, Sabnock-kun.
[18:21] Iruma
    Is that your sister?
[18:23] Sylvia
    Yes! I'm his sister, Sabnock Sylvia.
[18:26] Sylvia
    He doesn't come home often,
    so I'm happy to see him.
[18:30] Iruma
    Good for you.
[18:31] Sullivan
    Did you come alone?
[18:33] Sylvia
    No. I was with my oldest brother,
SIGN    Eldest Son
[18:35] Sylvia
    but we got separated in two seconds.
[18:37] Sabnock
    Tell me sooner!
[18:38] Sabnock
    Let's go look for him!
[18:41] Cap
    Heya, Iruma-kun.
[18:43] Cap
    Destroy-the-target, huh?
[18:45] Cap
    Those fireworks were incredible.
[18:46] Cap
    I'm ashamed I found your
    abilities lacking before.
[18:49] Iruma
    Oh, don't be.
[18:51] Cap
    Play a few games, if you like.
[18:53] Iruma
    But...
[18:54] Cap
    These metal targets are tough.
[19:17] Iruma
    Sorry! I'm so sorry!
[19:18] Guy
    Our business!
[19:20] Mom
    Unbelievable!
[19:22] Mom
    An adult stealing prizes from my kid?!
[19:25] Kalego
    Right...
[19:26] Dad
    Do something about this!
[19:29] Kalego
    I shall lock them up.
[19:32] Guy
    Please have mercy!
[19:34] Mom
    Look! Over there... er...
[19:36] Mom
    Kalego-sensei?!
[19:38] Dad
    What's gotten into him?
[20:25] Dali
    Hello, everyone!
[20:27] Dali
    The Party Day is nearly over!
[20:30] Dali
    Are y'all having fun?
[20:32] Students
    Yeah!
[20:36] Iruma
    We kinda turned into Battler challengers.
[20:39] Sullivan
    Opera shows no mercy.
[20:42] Opera
    Didn't you accept several gifts
    from students, as well?
[20:45] Sullivan
    Well, I am a popular man.
[20:47] Sullivan
    And it was my first time
    participating, after all.
[20:50] Sullivan
    I wanted to look good for my dear grandson.
[20:58] Lead
    Oh, if it ain't the entire Iruma family.
[21:01] Lead
    Listen to this.
[21:02] Lead
    My sister couldn't come
    'cause she overslept.
[21:05] Jazz
    And my brother swiped my wallet
    when I met him earlier.
[21:08] Lead
    You're lucky, Iruma.
[21:11] Jazz
    Your family's your pride and joy.
[21:18] Iruma
    Yep! Aren't they great?
[21:22] Sullivan
    "Pride and joy," he says.
[21:25] Iruma
    Oh, yeah. Let's take a picture together.
[21:29] Guy
    Okay, here we go.
[21:39] Dali
    Now, we have an important
    announcement from HQ.
[21:42] Dali
    The results of the Battler
    Party voting are in.
[21:47] Dali
    I'll be announcing them now.
[21:52] (Flashback) Iruma
    Senpai! Why don't we try for the
     Grand Prize at the Battler Party?
[21:58] Dali
    The Battler Party's
[22:00] Dali
    Most Valuable Battler is...
[23:41] Clara
    Su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:44] Kiriwo
    Sheesh. Look at him, fast asleep.
[23:56] Nar
    Kiriwo messed with Iruma for a while.
SIGN    Preview
[24:00] Kalego
    I didn't expect Iruma-kun to get in my way.
[24:03] Kalego
    But remember, Iruma-kun.
[24:05] Kalego
    Malice is hidden all around us.
[24:07] Kalego
    Be wary of the demons' true nature.
[24:11] Kalego
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:13] Kalego
    "Glorious Award" and "Treatment of Humans."
[24:16] Kalego
    Man, those fireworks sure were pretty.
[24:19] Kalego
    The MagiApp Battler winning Most Valuable Battler
    might not be out of reach, Iruma-kun.
SIGN    End

E20 - Glorious Award/Treatment of Humans

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[00:01] Dali
    Now, we have an important
    announcement from HQ.
[00:04] Dali
    The results of the Battler Party voting are in.
[00:08] Dali
    The Battler Party's
[00:10] Dali
    Most Valuable Battler is...
[00:21] Dali
    Look forward to that announcement
    during the Closing Spectacular!
[00:26] Iruma
    D'oh!
[00:28] Dali
    Tee-hee!
SIGN    Glorious Award
[02:00] All
    "Glorious Award."
[02:05] Nar
    The final event of the Battler Party,
    the Closing Spectacular.
[02:10] Nar
    Here, excellent Battlers are acknowledged
    and given fabulous prizes.
[02:17] Asmodeus
    They're finally announcing it!
[02:19] Clara
    We're gonna take the Grand Prize!
[02:20] Iruma
    Yeah.
[02:21] Sabro
    The Demon King Battler will be
    taking the Grand Prize!
[02:25] Nar
    Because members of the Battler that's awarded
    the Grand Prize get to go up a rank,
[02:29] Nar
    every Battler wants to win it.
[02:33] (Flashback) Iruma
    Senpai!
[02:34] (Flashback) Iruma
    Why don't we try for the Grand Prize
    at the Battler Party?
[02:42] Quiche
    We will now begin
    the Excellent Battler Award Ceremony.
SIGN    You Did Your Best Award
SIGN    Wow Award
SIGN    Wow Award
SIGN    Grand Prize
SIGN    You Did Your Best Award
[02:53] Quiche
    And now, our presenter...
[03:00] Quiche
    Our beloved president, Azazel Ameri!
[03:12] Ameri
    You all did well.
[03:15] Ameri
    I'm very happy that this year ended up
    being another grand and joyous affair.
[03:20] Ameri
    And now, let us move on to the awards.
[03:24] Ameri
    In third place...
SIGN    You Did Your Best Award
[03:27] Ameri
    The You Did Your Best Award...
SIGN    Succubus Battler
[03:31] Ameri
    The Succubus Battler!
[03:33] Succubi
    Badump!
[03:35] Ameri
    During the Party Eve and Party Day,
[03:37] ---
    they used their elegance to keep
    the event lively, which got them the votes.
SIGN    Succubus Battler
[03:43] Ameri
    As their prize, they will be
    receiving a luxurious club room.
[03:50] Clara
    Aw, we didn't get it.
[03:52] Asmodeus
    This is still third place.
[03:54] Sabro
    When are they announcing the Grand Prize?
[03:56] Jazz
    There, there.
[03:57] Ameri
    Next up, we have second place.
[04:00] Ameri
    Second place is the Wow Award!
SIGN    Wow Award
SIGN    New Magic Battler
[04:10] Ameri
    The New Magic Battler!
[04:18] Clara
    We didn't get it again!
[04:20] Sabro
    We shall be taking the Grand Prize!
[04:22] Asmodeus
    Give it a rest!
[04:24] Ameri
    The New Magic Battler had
    a magic experience corner
[04:27] ---
    and expanded on the development of magic
    via interactions with the student body.
[04:32] Ameri
    Their new magic was a sight to behold.
[04:35] Ameri
    As a prize,
[04:36] ---
    they receive a year's supply of black holy water
    to use in further magical development.
[04:41] Dali
    So close.
[04:42] Club Prez
    Shut up. We'll get the Grand
    Prize next time, just you wait.
[04:46] Azuki
    The New Magic Battler is super cool, too!
[04:49] Konatsu
    This is all pretty expected so far.
[04:51] Haruno
    Next up is finally...
[04:53] Dosanko
    The Grand Prize!
[04:56] Ameri
    And now...
[04:57] Ameri
    The last prize.
[05:00] Ameri
    Are all of you ready?
[05:04] Clara
    Here it comes!
[05:05] Sabnock
    The Grand Prize will be mine!
[05:07] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, I hope you're mentally prepared.
[05:09] Iruma
    S-Sure...
[05:12] Ameri
    Over the two days of the Battler Party,
[05:15] Ameri
    this Battler garnered the most praise,
    putting them in the number one spot.
[05:19] Ameri
    The Battler that wins the Grand Prize
    will be able to rank up.
[05:24] Ameri
    Let us all give them praise together!
[05:29] Ameri
    The winners of the esteemed Grand Prize...
SIGN    Grand Prize
SIGN    Broadcast Battler
[05:41] Ameri
    ...is the Broadcast Battler!
[05:43] Baraki
    We did it!
[05:47] Clara
    Say what?!
[05:48] Sabnock
    What?!
[05:52] Asmodeus
    Well, this is rather unexpected...
[05:54] Sabnock
    Are you saying that the Broadcast Battler
    is worthy of becoming the Demon King?!
SIGN    Broadcast Battler
[06:03] Dali
    Congratulations.
[06:05] Baraki
    Thank you so much!
[06:08] Ameri
    They continued broadcasting with a level head
    through every unexpected situation.
[06:12] Ameri
    Their perseverance to continue broadcasting
    nonstop for two days is worthy of praise!
SIGN    Baraki Rank Gimel -> He
[06:20] Dali
    Congratulations on your promotion.
[06:25] Mob A
    Devi, listen to that voice.
[06:27] Mob B
    Great job!
[06:30] Sabnock
    And I was so sure we'd take the Grand Prize!
[06:34] Demon King Battler Senpai
    Now, now, they all did a great job.
[06:37] Sabnock
    Just wait until next year!
[06:39] Lead
    Wow, he's pumped.
[06:40] Konatsu
    But I totally thought that one
    Battler would've gotten first.
[06:44] Azuki
    Me, too!
[06:45] Haruno
    Me, three!
[06:46] Dosanko
    The fireworks, right?
[06:48] Azuki
    Yeah.
[06:48] Haruno
    They were so pretty.
[06:50] Dosanko
    They brought me to tears.
[06:52] Girls
    I know, right?
[06:56] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    Iruma-kun.
[06:58] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    I want to create magical apparatuses
[07:00] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    that'll allow weaker demons to
    go head-to-head with stronger demons...
[07:03] (Flashback) Kiriwo
    and help make this power gap disappear.
[07:08] Iruma
    Well, considering the huge
    incident that happened,
[07:10] ---
    there's really not much we can do...
[07:13] Iruma
    But I wish we could've
    taken the Grand Prize.
[07:22] Quiche
    Okay, everyone.
[07:24] Quiche
    We're going to be throwing a celebratory party
     after this, so I hope you'll all come by.
[07:30] Kalego
    Silence!
[07:33] Kalego
    This is where we'd usually end the ceremony,
[07:36] Kalego
    but I have one thing to report.
[07:38] Konatsu
    What's this?
[07:40] Haruno
    I wonder what's going on.
[07:41] Kalego
    This year's Battler Party was filled with
    a lot more trouble than previous years.
[07:47] Kalego
    Among all the trouble,
[07:48] ---
    one Battler showed off and put themselves
     in danger without telling the faculty.
[07:58] Kalego
    This would usually call
    for disciplinary action,
[08:01] Kalego
    but ignoring all of the overwhelming
     attention they received
[08:04] Kalego
    would go against everything
    the Battler Party is about.
[08:07] Kalego
    Therefore, we will be adding
    another award this year.
SIGN    Tricky Award
[08:15] Kalego
    The Tricky Award.
[08:17] Kalego
    This award will raise one
     representative a single rank.
[08:24] Kalego
    Let us all laugh at
    the fools who receive this award.
[08:29] Kalego
    Hurry up and get up here,
[08:31] Kalego
    Magical Apparatus Battler!
[08:37] Sabro
    Ah, my rival!
[08:39] Asmodeus
    We did it, Iruma-sama!
[08:41] Clara
    Yay! Yay!
[08:43] Lead
    Good job.
[08:44] Iruma
    Yeah!
[08:45] Cheers
    Devi awesome!
[08:46] Cheers
    Great job, Fireworks Battler!
[08:48] Iruma
    A-Are you really okay with me accepting it?
[08:50] Asmodeus
    Of course!
[08:52] Clara
    You've got this, Iruma-chi!
[09:00] Kalego
    Honestly...
[09:02] Kalego
    I heard that you did all you could, but one
    wrong move would've caused a huge disaster.
[09:07] Kalego
    You couldn't even make
    the time to report to me?
[09:11] Iruma
    I-I'm really sorry. I was so panicked—
[09:13] Kalego
    You're too accustomed
    to putting yourself in danger.
[09:19] Kalego
    Learn to rely on your
    teachers more, you fool.
[09:25] Kalego
    Know that this award is as much a warning.
[09:28] Kalego
    Iruma!
SIGN    Iruma Rank Bet -> Gimel
[09:30] Kalego
    I will now give you the rank of Gimel.
[09:52] Eiko
    Both Iruma-san and the president
    are just so wonderful!
[09:57] Come Come
    So happy! So happy!
[10:00] Kalego
    That is all. Hmph.
[10:02] Iruma
    Th-Thank you very much!
[10:07] Asmodeus
    You did it, Iruma-sama!
[10:09] Clara
    We've got matching badges!
[10:10] Iruma
    Y-Yeah.
[10:12] Iruma
    This is something he should've gotten.
[10:18] Iruma
    I'm still not sure if going up ranks
    is a good thing or not.
[10:25] Iruma
    But...
[10:27] Iruma
    This is proof that I got
    to spend time with him.
[10:32] Iruma
    So I'm going to take good care of it.
[10:35] Ameri
    We will now sing the school song.
[10:41] Song
    Humans only exist to be our food
[10:49] Song
    Suck them dry, soul, blood, flesh, and all
[10:56] Iruma
    Wait... When did I get so used to
    singing such a terrifying song?!
[11:00] Student A
    Iruma-kun!
[11:01] Student B
    Iruma-kun!
[11:02] Student C
    Congratulations!
[11:03] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[11:06] Sullivan
    Congratulations on your promotion to Gimel!
[11:08] Sullivan
    Your grandpa is so proud of you!
[11:10] Iruma
    Thank you.
[11:11] Sullivan
    You were so bold on stage!
    And you were so scared to stand out before!
[11:16] Iruma
    "Stand out"?
[11:18] Mob A
    Iruma-kun!
[11:19] Iruma
    Wait...
[11:20] Mob B
    Iruma!
[11:22] Iruma
    It didn't really hit me
    because of all the commotion...
[11:24] Iruma
    But am I standing out, like,
    a crazy amount right now?!
[11:27] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun?
[11:30] Press Battler A
    He's ranking up at incredible speed!
[11:32] Press Battler A
    Please let us interview you!
[11:33] Press Battler B
    We need a picture, too!
[11:35] Eiko
    I-Iruma-san!
[11:37] Sullivan
    Well, aren't you popular?
[11:40] Iruma
    I-I don't think I can do an interview...
[11:42] Press Battler A
    Hey, that's a great face! One more!
[11:44] Iruma
    Please, no pictures!
[11:46] Asmodeus
    Oh, are you doing interviews, Iruma-sama?
[11:48] Asmodeus
    I think this angle suits
    you best, Iruma-sama.
[11:48] Iruma
    A-Azz-kun!
[11:50] Henri
    Iruma, eh?
[11:51] Asmodeus
    Take the picture from this angle.
[11:52] Press Battler A
    Sure!
[11:52] Asmodeus
    What are you doing? I said this angle!
[11:54] Asmodeus
    You look wonderful,
    Iruma-sama! Yes! So refined!
SIGN    I shall protect Babyls!
SIGN    Treatment of Humans
[12:04] ---
    "Treatment of Humans."
[12:10] (Flashback) Ameri
    Hey, Father!
[12:12] (Flashback) Ameri
    Are you catching the bad guys?
[12:15] (Flashback) Henri
    Yes. I capture the demons who have
    forgotten their promise to the netherworld.
[12:20] (Flashback) Ameri
    That's so cool!
    I'm going to catch them, too!
[12:24] (Flashback) Henri
    Is that so?
[12:26] (Flashback) Henri
    But we capture things other
    than demons, as well.
[12:30] (Flashback) Ameri
    Other than demons?
[12:32] (Flashback) Henri
    Yes.
SIGN    First Love Memories
[12:34] (Flashback) Henri
    For example...
[12:36] (Flashback) Henri
    Humans.
[12:40] Mob 1
    Hey, it's Iruma-kun!
[12:42] Mob 2
    He won the Tricky Award.
[12:43] Mob 3
    Super tricky!
[12:44] Mob 4
    His hair tuft looks like a sickle.
[12:44] Mob 5
    He's a Gimel now. Wow.
[12:46] Mob Guy 1
    Iruma-kun!
[12:47] Mob Girl
    I saw the special edition!
[12:49] Iruma
    Thanks...
[12:52] Mob
    He's so cute!
[12:54] Iruma
    I-I'm standing out so much...
[12:57] Clara
    Ooh, the special edition!
[12:59] Clara
    Way to go, Iruma-chi.
[13:02] Iruma
    Thanks...
[13:04] Iruma
    Er, what are you doing, Azz-kun?
[13:06] Asmodeus
    This is your moment of glory, Iruma-sama.
[13:08] Asmodeus
    I need to make sure we save this.
[13:10] Laminater
    Plink.
[13:11] Laminater
    Nom, nom, gulp.
[13:13] Laminater
    Barf.
[13:15] Iruma
    You laminated it?!
[13:16] Clara
    So cool!
[13:17] Asmodeus
    Now I have to file it!
[13:19] Clara
    Very well. I'll take that.
[13:21] Asmodeus
    You will not!
[13:25] Sabro
    But I am the one who's going to
    become the Demon King!
[13:28] Iruma
    I really am standing out...
[13:31] Iruma
    This is bad. If they find out
    that I'm human...
[13:39] Iruma
    Who knows what they'll do to me?!
[13:43] Iruma
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[13:46] Ameri
    I heard what happened.
[13:48] Iruma
    Huh?
[13:49] Ameri
    About Amy Kiriwo.
[13:51] Ameri
    I received an explanation in secret.
[13:53] Ameri
    Let me thank you
    as the student council president.
[13:56] Ameri
    It must've been rough, Iruma.
[14:00] Iruma
    Right...
[14:04] Ameri
    That aside!
[14:05] Ameri
    I'm going to have you make up for all
    the time we missed in our readings!
[14:13] Iruma
    Sure!
SIGN    Boom
[14:17] Sfx/Rin/Kakeru
    Boom!
[14:18] Kakeru
    S-Sorry!
SIGN    Badump... Badump...
[14:21] Kakeru
    I lost my balance...
[14:23] Rin
    Badump... Badump...
[14:25] Rin
    Kakeru-kun...
[14:28] Kakeru
    Badump... Badump...
[14:31] Ameri
    Squee!
[14:34] Ameri
    Wh-What are these palpitations I'm feeling?!
[14:36] Iruma
    A-Are you all right?
[14:38] Ameri
    Th-There's no need to worry.
    More importantly, continue reading...
[14:45] Ameri
    That's...
[14:47] Iruma
    Is something wrong?
[14:50] Ameri
    Oh, it's nothing.
[14:51] ---
    I just saw someone I know.
    Let me go have a chat with them.
[14:55] Iruma
    We can continue some other time, then.
[14:58] Ameri
    Sorry about this, Iruma.
[15:03] Ameri
    What is Father doing here?
[15:09] Iruma
    It's rare for Ameri-san
    to seem in such a hurry.
[15:13] Iruma
    She said she saw someone she knew,
[15:15] ---
    but I wonder who it was...
[15:24] Henri
    You're Iruma-kun, aren't you?
[15:27] Henri
    I need to speak with you.
[15:29] Iruma
    Huh?
[15:29] Iruma
    Huh?!
[15:36] Iruma
    I came along without thinking, but...
[15:39] Iruma
    I wonder who he is.
[15:42] Iruma
    He sorta reminds me of someone...
[15:45] Henri
    Stare...
[15:48] Iruma
    So much pressure...
[15:49] Henri
    So he's Iruma...
SIGN    Return immediately, chop chop. -Staff
[15:52] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Well, I'm going to return to the school now.
[15:54] (Flashback) Guard
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[15:55] (Flashback) Henri
    Sullivan-sama.
[15:57] (Flashback) Herni
    Our interrogation isn't over yet.
[16:00] (Flashback) Henri
    We need you to remain here
    until you're cleared of suspicion.
[16:04] (Flashback) Sullivan
    But you don't have any proof now, do you?
[16:06] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Sorry, but I'll be leaving this time.
[16:08] (Flashback) Henri
    Sullivan-sama!
[16:11] (Flashback) Sullivan
    I said I'm leaving.
[16:17] (Flashback) Henri
    M-My body...
[16:19] (Flashback) Henri
    won't move.
[16:21] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Sorry, but I promised I'd be back.
[16:26] (Flashback) Sullivan
    I promised Iruma-kun.
[16:28] (Flashback) Sullivan
    Okay, bye!
[16:32] Henri
    Sullivan-sama's excessive
    obsession over this boy...
[16:35] Henri
    So the reports were true.
[16:38] Henri
    This boy was dragged here
    by Sullivan-sama against his will,
[16:46] Henri
    and he's human!
[16:47] Iruma
    I'm pretty sure something
    like this happened before...
[16:51] Henri
    No cuts, bruises. No problems, hey!
[16:57] Henri
    My apologies!
[16:58] Henri
    I couldn't hold back... But I managed
    to make contact with him.
[17:03] Henri
    If he shows any signs of wanting help,
    I need to take him in immediately.
[17:08] Iruma
    U-Um...?
[17:10] Henri
    This is a secret,
    but I've met a human before.
[17:15] Iruma
    Huh?
[17:16] Iruma
    A-A human? D-D-Did you
    happen to capture them?
[17:22] Henri
    Yes, of course.
[17:24] Henri
    We took them in and sent their upper body
     to the lab for experiments.
[17:27] Henri
    Their lower half I enjoyed in a hotpot
    with some of my colleagues.
[17:31] Henri
    Of course, I'm totally kidding.
[17:34] Iruma
    H-How was I supposed to tell?
[17:37] Henri
    If a human were found in the netherworld,
[17:41] Henri
    I'm honestly not sure what would happen.
[17:44] Henri
    There are those going back to basics,
[17:47] Henri
    so it'd be very dangerous
    for a human to be here.
[17:50] Henri
    So I took that human in and returned them
    safely to the human world.
[17:56] Henri
    I did the proper paperwork
    so they could return immediately.
[18:01] Henri
    We erased all their memories
    of the netherworld and sent them home.
[18:07] Iruma
    Erased...
[18:09] Henri
    Iruma-kun... If you are seeking help...
[18:13] Ameri
    Father!
[18:14] Ameri
    There you are!
[18:16] Henri
    Ameri!
[18:19] Iruma
    Wait, "Father"?!
[18:22] Ameri
    This is my father. He works
    at Demon Border Patrol.
[18:28] Henri
    So you know Iruma-kun?
[18:30] Ameri
    He's quite famous at our school.
[18:33] Ameri
    He's had an impressive record
    ever since he started school here.
[18:37] Ameri
    He even presented a magnificent
    display at the Battler Party.
[18:43] Ameri
    Iruma is...
[18:50] Ameri
    Iruma is...
[18:53] Ameri
    an outstanding demon.
[19:00] Henri
    Well, I came to see the Chair-Demon today.
[19:04] Henri
    I was just asking this
    young man for directions.
[19:07] Henri
    Thank you very much.
[19:08] Iruma
    Huh? N-No problem at all!
[19:09] Henri
    But it's rather rare for you
    to praise someone this much.
[19:14] Ameri
    W-Well, the two of us have
    chats alone quite often...
[19:20] Henri
    Alone... you say?
[19:22] Ameri
    Yes... We have some tea
    in the audience room after school...
[19:26] Both
    Tea-hee, tea-hee, tea-hee, tea-hee...
[19:27] Henri
    Tea?
[19:28] Rando
    Tea-yah!
[19:31] Ameri
    And then we talk...
[19:34] Henri
    The two of you, alone in a room together?
[19:36] Henri
    What do you talk about?
[19:38] Ameri
    W-Well, you see...
SIGN    First Love Memories
SIGN    Manga are forbidden texts!!
[19:41] Ameri
    Manga are forbidden texts!
[19:43] Ameri
    I can't tell him we're reading those!
[19:46] Henri
    What are you two doing alone together?
[19:50] Ameri
    W-We usually talk
    about love and relationships!
[19:56] Henri
    L-Lo... L...
[20:00] Ameri
    Oh, we also talk about our future!
SIGN    Love!
[20:03] Henri
    Love!
SIGN    Future!!
[20:05] Henri
    Future!
SIGN    Marriage!!
[20:06] Henri
    Marriage!
[20:10] (Flashback) Ameri
    Father!
[20:12] (Flashback) Ameri
    When I get older, I'm going to
    be your bride, Father!
[20:23] Ameri
    Father...
[20:26] Henri
    Not happening!
SIGN    Not Happening!!
[20:27] Iruma
    How do the glasses keeping breaking?!
[20:30] Ameri
    Father!
[20:31] Iruma
    Are you all right?!
[20:33] Henri
    No one gave you permission
    to call me "Father!"
[20:36] Iruma
    Huh?! Wait, I didn't...
[20:38] Ameri
    L-Let's get you to the infirmary!
[20:43] Ameri
    I'll see you later, Iruma.
[20:46] Iruma
    I-I feel like I just
    walked through a storm...
[20:51] (Flashback) Henri
    So I took that human in and returned them
    safely to the human world.
[20:56] Clara
    Hey, Iruma-chi! Kaboom!
[21:00] Asmodeus
    Why do you always insist on doing this?
[21:05] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama.
[21:08] Asmodeus
    The situation with
    Kiriwo-senpai involves you,
[21:12] ---
    so I won't prod for answers.
[21:14] Clara
    Boop.
[21:14] Asmodeus
    But please don't hesitate to tell us
     if there's anything we can do for you.
[21:20] Iruma
    You guys...
[21:26] Iruma
    Being taken in...
[21:30] Iruma
    I know that's what I wanted
    at one point, but...
[21:41] Iruma
    Thank you.
[21:44] Iruma
    Okay, let's get back to class.
[21:46] Asmodeus
    Of course.
[21:46] Clara
    Yay!
[21:48] Sabro
    Iruma!
[21:50] Jazz
    Iruma-kun.
[21:52] Lead
    Iruma-kun.
[21:54] Iruma
    Even then, I...
[21:58] Iruma
    I'm going to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human.
[23:35] Clara
    We are su-ki-ma!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:39] Eiko
    Hey, it's Iruma-san! Photo op time!
[23:45] Eiko
    You've got it all wrong!
[23:46] ---
    I just wanted a lovely picture
    of Iruma-san as he was eating!
[23:50] Asmodeus
    You have a great eye!
[23:52] Asmodeus
    And he's just so kind!
[23:55] Eiko
    I know, right?
[23:55] Eiko
    Oh, and his hair tuft is just so cute!
[23:56] Iruma
    It's rare to see Azz-kun
    talking to a girl...
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Asmodeus
    Congratulations on winning the Tricky Award
    and ranking up, Iruma-sama!
[24:06] Asmodeus
    It's a shame we couldn't
    get Most Valuable Battler,
[24:08] Asmodeus
    but you're always the most valuable
    in my heart! You absolutely slay me!
[24:13] Asmodeus
    Next time on Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:15] Asmodeus
    "Dem-dol Kuromu-chan."
[24:16] Asmodeus
    A dem-dol concert? But of course I'll go
    if you're going, Iruma-sama!
[24:20] Asmodeus
    I, Asmodeus Alice, will follow you
    to the ends of the netherworld!
SIGN    End

E21 - Dem-dol Kuromu-chan!

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SIGN    Makubari Dome
[00:10] Chant
    Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu!
[00:19] Kuromu
    Okay...
[00:20] Kuromu
    Let's do this, Kuromu.
[00:32] Kuromu
    Hey, guys! How are you all doing?
[00:35] Kuromu
    We're going to have a blast
    at this concert tonight!
[00:39] Crowd
    Kuromu-chan!
SIGN    Dem-dol Kuromu-chan!
[02:16] All
    "Dem-dol Kuromu-chan!"
[02:21] Clara
    Extra! Extra!
[02:24] Iruma
    What's up?
[02:26] Asmodeus
    Have a look!
[02:28] Asmodeus
    It's a special issue commemorating
    your promotion, Iruma-sama!
[02:31] Iruma
    What?!
[02:32] Iruma
    Th-This is...
[02:35] Iruma
    That's right. Someone did take my picture.
[02:37] Clara
    Here! Have one! Have another one!
[02:40] Asmodeus
    Why not take one home as
    a gift to the chair-demon?
[02:44] Iruma
    Huh? Uh, thanks...
[02:46] Iruma
    But I'm pretty sure he
    has a copy, so it's okay.
[02:48] Lead
    Wow.
[02:50] Lead
    You were really amazing, Iruma-kun.
[02:52] Lead
    Your article's bigger than
    the segment on Kuromu-chan.
[02:54] Iruma
    Kuromu-chan?
[02:57] Lead
    Wait, you don't know
    who Kuromu-chan is?!
[03:00] Lead
    Look at the article right under yours.
[03:01] Lead
    "The Dem-dol Kuromu-chan Holds
    Her Day-to-Night Concert!
[03:05] Lead
    Her First Concert at Makubari Dome."
[03:08] Iruma
    Dem... dol?
[03:10] Lead
    Wait, I have to explain from there?
[03:12] Asmodeus
    It cannot be helped!
[03:14] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama has been sheltered by the
    chair-demon ever since he was young,
[03:18] Asmodeus
    so he doesn't know all the ways
    of the world! Catch a clue!
[03:21] Iruma
    Oh... So that's how he rationalizes this.
[03:24] Asmodeus
    So, the origin of "dem-dol"...
[03:27] Asmodeus
    is "take evil."
SIGN    Take Evil
[03:29] Asmodeus
    It is a very important
    role in demon society.
SIGN    Take Evil
[03:36] Asmodeus
    Demons have a stress period in which they
    want to do violent or sadistic things.
[03:41] Asmodeus
    We call this the evil cycle.
SIGN    Evil Cycle
[03:46] Demon
    I wanna do something bad!
[03:48] Asmodeus
    In order to keep that evil cycle in check,
[03:50] Asmodeus
    there are many forms of
    entertainment in the netherworld.
[03:54] Asmodeus
    Basically, we play sports or video
    games to instantly relieve our stress.
[04:00] Demon
    Ah, I feel so much better!
[04:02] Asmodeus
    Dem-dols are one of those
    forms of entertainment.
[04:05] Asmodeus
    By gathering many demons into one
    venue and holding a performance,
[04:09] Asmodeus
    they turn those evil
    thoughts into excitement
[04:11] Asmodeus
    and relieve their stress.
[04:22] Asmodeus
    As such, popular dem-dols receive
    a warm reception in the netherworld.
[04:27] Iruma
    Huh...
[04:29] Lead
    And among them all, Kuromu-chan
    is our hope for the future!
[04:32] Lead
    Her performance is great, her singing
    is great, and... she's cute!
[04:35] Lead
    That's the most important!
[04:37] Kuromu
    Demons should never let their guard down
[04:39] Lead
    Look! See? Isn't she amazing?
[04:41] Goemon
    Cutie.
[04:42] Camuy
    Cutest!
[04:43] Iruma
    More of them?!
[04:44] Lead
    Her Day-to-Night Concert is today!
[04:48] Iruma
    Huh...
[04:49] Kuromu
    The noon performance is just
    about to start at Makubari Dome!
[04:52] Kuromu
    It'll be streamed live, too,
    so look forward to it.
[04:56] Kuromu
    I'll be waiting for you!
[04:57] Boys
    So cute!
[04:59] Goemon
    She's so devi cute!
[05:01] Camuy
    I try to get into her concerts all the time!
[05:03] Lead
    The fact that the magnification power
    is 666 is too much! I devi want to go!
[05:08] Jazz
    Her tickets sell out instantly
    whenever they go on sale.
[05:11] Jazz
    They're sold via lottery, and you
    can meet Kuromu-chan in person.
[05:15] Iruma
    Huh...
[05:17] Camuy
    Sometimes there's a meet-and-grate
     after the concert!
SIGN    Meet-and-Greet
[05:21] Iruma
    You mean a meet-and-greet?
SIGN    Meet-and-Greet
[05:22] Camuy
    No! It's written like this! Meet-and-grate!
SIGN    Meet-and-Grate
[05:30] Camuy
    It's a dream-like event where
[05:32] Camuy
    we can grate away our stress just
    by holding Kuromu-chan's hand!
[05:38] Kuromu
    Hello.
[05:40] Demon
    H-Hey.
[05:45] Kuromu
    Thank you for always supporting me.
[05:47] Kuromu
    I'm so deeply moved! Devi!
[05:50] Lead
    Yeah! And she's famous for
    her cuticle interactions!
SIGN    Cute Interactions
[05:55] Iruma
    Cute interactions?
SIGN    Cuticle Interactions
[05:57] Lead
    Cuticle interactions!
[06:02] Kuromu
    If you don't come see me again,
    I'll curse you. Got it?
[06:07] Goemon
    So cute!
[06:08] Goemon
    Devi cute!
[06:09] Camuy
    I want to see her play
    with her hair again!
[06:11] Iruma
    Oh, so it is "cuticle"...
[06:16] Baraki
    Iruma-kun from the Misfit Class. Iruma-kun.
[06:20] Baraki
    Please come to the broadcast
    room immediately.
[06:22] Baraki
    I repeat. Iruma-kun from the
    Misfit Class. Iruma-kun.
[06:25] Iruma
    I wonder what's up.
[06:26] Asmodeus
    I wonder.
[06:27] Baraki
    Please co—
[06:28] Iruma
    I'll be right back.
[06:30] Clara
    Me, too! Me, too!
[06:31] Asmodeus
    I shall accompany you, as well.
[06:33] All
    See ya!
[06:35] Kuromu
    Please look forward to the upcoming
    live stream of the Makubari Dome concert!
[06:40] Lead
    She's so devi cute!
[06:41] Lead
    Let's listen to her new song together!
[06:43] Jazz
    I'll let you borrow some
     good speakers... for a price.
[06:45] Lead
    Really?
[06:46] Camuy
    Let's watch her live stream.
[06:48] Goemon
    Agreed!
[06:49] Kuromu
    I hope you guys watch! Devi, devi!
[06:52] Kurotsuno
    And we're good!
[06:54] Both
    Great job!
[06:56] Kurotsuno
    You did great, Kuromu-chan!
[06:58] Shirotsuno
    You were perfect.
[06:59] Kuromu
    Thank you.
[07:00] Mal
    Here you go.
[07:03] Kuromu
    Thank you.
[07:04] Kurotsuno
    You know, you sure have guts, Kuromu-chan.
[07:08] Kurotsuno
    Makubari Dome is one of the biggest
    venues in the netherworld.
[07:13] Kurotsuno
    It's a holy land where legendary
    concerts have been held.
[07:17] Shirotsuno
    You gonna be okay?
[07:18] Shirotsuno
    Are you nervous?
[07:20] Kuromu
    I'm totally fine!
[07:21] Kuromu
    I'll give my all to my first dome show!
[07:27] Both
    So cute! So cute!
[07:30] Rando
    Cutie!
[07:31] Rando 2
    Cutest!
[07:32] Kuromu
    I look forward to working with
    you for the rest of today.
[07:35] Kuromu
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[07:54] Keroli
    There we go.
[08:01] Keroli
    I got too loose during the morning show.
[08:04] Keroli
    This is the most relaxing look for me.
[08:07] Keroli
    I mean, this is how I am at school, too.
[08:10] Keroli
    And...
[08:14] Keroli
    Look at this exposed skin!
[08:19] Keroli
    I'm still not used to this!
[08:22] Kuromu
    I'll be waiting for you!
[08:23] Keroli
    That pose might've been too calculated!
[08:26] Keroli
    I'm so embarrassed! I'm so embarrassed!
[08:28] Keroli
    Maybe I should look
    into posing a bit more.
[08:31] Keroli
    I do still have the noon
    and night shows coming up.
[08:35] Keroli
    Actually, maybe I need
    a more calculated pose.
[08:43] Keroli
    I'm Kuromu-chan, devi!
    Everyone's dem-dol!
[08:46] Keroli
    I'll shoot you right through
    the heart with my impish beam!
[08:51] Keroli
    Make all the bad feelings... fly away!
[08:56] Keroli
    Look at that exposed skin!
[08:59] Keroli
    My brain's gonna melt!
[09:02] Keroli
    This is way too calculated!
    Why do I keep saying "devi"?
[09:05] Keroli
    I can't, I can't, I can't,
    I can't, I can't, I can't!
[09:10] Keroli
    But I have to do my best...
[09:13] Keroli
    My job is to be a dem-dol...
[09:16] Keroli
    I mean... I mean...
[09:18] Keroli
    I'm so damn cute, after all!
SIGN    Magic Test Let's work harder
[09:37] (Flashback) Keroli Mom
    Yes, good job.
SIGN    Magic Test Good job
[09:40] (Flashback) Keroli Mom
    Here you go. You worked really hard.
[09:42] (Flashback) Keroli Mom
    You did better than last time.
[09:44] Keroli
    I never stood a chance
    against my siblings at home.
[09:48] Keroli
    My siblings always got a "good job,"
[09:51] Keroli
    but since my magic is normal
    and I'm so awkward...
SIGN    Magic Test Let's work harder
[09:54] Keroli
    I only get "let's work harder."
[10:00] Keroli
    I wanted to get back at them.
[10:04] Keroli
    And that was when I realized...
[10:12] Keroli
    Sound seemed to disappear
    whenever I walked,
[10:15] Keroli
    because everyone would stop walking
    and look in awe when I passed by.
[10:20] Keroli
    I didn't even need to say anything.
    Everyone would prioritize me.
[10:27] Keroli
    Even if I messed up, even if I was weak...
[10:30] Keroli
    No one made fun of me.
    They were actually nice to me.
[10:33] (Flashback) Demon
    Move it!
[10:41] (Flashback) Keroli
    I-I'm sorry...
[10:48] Keroli
    I have the ability to counter malice.
[10:52] Keroli
    I realized then...
[10:56] Keroli
    that being cute can defeat violence!
[11:01] Keroli
    That's why I chose to be a dem-dol,
    where being cute matters,
[11:05] Keroli
    to get back at my family!
[11:10] Keroli
    Even though it's embarrassing,
    I'm still doing my best.
[11:15] Keroli
    And yet...
[11:17] Keroli
    And yet, somehow...
[11:20] Keroli
    Why the heck are you standing
    out more than me, Iruma?!
[11:23] Keroli
    I-ru-ma!
[11:27] Keroli
    The ad for my concert,
     the announcement of my new song...
[11:30] Keroli
    You keep taking the front-page
    headline from me!
[11:34] Keroli
    The school paper has to
    put the students first...
[11:39] Keroli
    But there's never been anyone who
    got the front page over my cuteness.
[11:45] Keroli
    But if everyone knew I
    was a student at Babyls,
[11:49] Keroli
    I'd take the front page for sure!
[11:51] Keroli
    I'm...
[11:52] Keroli
    I'm...
[11:56] Mal
    Kuromu...
[11:58] Keroli
    I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm...
[11:58] Mal
    What do you think you're doing?!
[12:02] Mal
    I told you not to use ice,
    or they'll figure out who you are!
[12:06] Keroli
    Mal-san! I'm so sorry!
SIGN    Manager Mal-san
[12:07] Mal
    Come on. Your noon show is about to start.
[12:10] Mal
    Get ready!
[12:12] Keroli
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[12:14] Keroli
    Get a grip, Keroli.
[12:15] Keroli
    Today's concert is really important.
[12:26] Keroli
    I keep myself at the lowest rank
    at school so I wouldn't stand out.
[12:30] Keroli
    After I graduate, I'm going
    to expand my horizons
[12:34] Keroli
    and rise immediately to Het rank.
    That would exceed my mother's rank of Zayin.
[12:39] Keroli
    That's my goal.
[12:41] Keroli
    Who cares about Iruma?
[12:43] Keroli
    I can't let him get to me!
[12:48] Keroli
    How are you guys doing?
[12:52] Keroli
    Yes. I'm going to...
[12:55] Keroli
    stand at the top of the dem-dol world!
[12:57] Keroli
    Hey, guys! Let's blow the roof off this place!
[13:05] Keroli
    Demons should never let their guard down
[13:07] Keroli
    One day, you'll get your heart stolen!
[13:11] Keroli
    Squee!
[13:12] Keroli
    That cutie over there is a little imp
[13:17] Keroli
    Want to touch my hair?
[13:20] Keroli
    Let's have a thrilling escape!
[13:23] Keroli
    Want to talk to me?
[13:25] Keroli
    Want to touch me?
[13:26] Keroli
    If you insist, I'll play with you
[13:31] Keroli
    Do you love me?
[13:32] Keroli
    Well, try to see through me
[13:36] Keroli
    Can you give up your soul for me?
[13:41] Keroli
    Little imp, little imp
[13:44] Keroli
    I'll be the little imp
    that drags you around
[13:56] Keroli
    You're all great!
[14:01] Keroli
    Iruma!
[14:03] Keroli
    Why the heck are you here?!
SIGN    Yes, I'm cute
[14:15] Keroli
    Why the heck are you here?!
[14:19] Nar
    A few hours earlier, Iruma and the others were
[14:22] Nar
    summoned by the Broadcasting
    Battler president, Bathin Baraki.
[14:26] (Flashback) Baraki
    Oh, good. All three of you showed up.
[14:29] (Flashback) Baraki
    These are for you.
[14:33] (Flashback) Iruma
    Wait... These are concert
    tickets for Kuromu-chan,
[14:35] (Flashback) Iruma
    who I was just told is super popular...
[14:38] (Flashback) Baraki
    My family is friends with one of the sponsors,
[14:40] (Flashback) Baraki
    so we managed to get them somehow.
[14:42] (Flashback) Iruma
    Oh...
[14:44] (Flashback) Baraki
    But after I said we won the
     Grand Prize at the Battler Party,
[14:48] (Flashback) Baraki
    they said we could help
    with the concert itself!
[14:52] (Flashback) Baraki
    I'm so honored!
[14:55] (Flashback) Baraki
    Thanks.
[14:56] (Flashback) Baraki
    Meaning the leftover tickets
    might've gone to waste.
[15:00] (Flashback) Baraki
    No one would've been surprised
    if you got the Grand Prize,
[15:03] (Flashback) Baraki
    so this is our way to make amends. Okay?
[15:07] (Flashback) Iruma
    Thank you!
[15:10] (Flashback) Ann
    Please make sure you don't
    forget anything when leaving.
[15:15] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Dem-dols are rather enjoyable.
[15:15] Clara
    So devi devi cute, Kuromu!
[15:18] (Flashback) Iruma
    Yeah.
[15:18] (Flashback) Clara
    I'm not done cheering yet!
[15:22] (Flashback) Iruma
    Okay, let's go thank
    Baraki-san and head back.
[15:25] (Flashback) Shiro
    Um, are you Iruma-sama?
[15:28] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh?
[15:29] (Flashback) Iruma
    Yes... I am.
[15:31] (Flashback) Both
    Congratulations!
[15:34] (Flashback) Iruma
    What? Just me?
[15:38] Iruma
    So that's what happened,
    and we ended up at the concert.
[15:42] Iruma
    I didn't think I'd win a ticket
    to meet you in person, as well.
[15:49] Keroli
    Y-You must be very lucky.
[15:52] Keroli
    Wh-Why Iruma, of all people?
[15:56] Iruma
    Yeah, I was really surprised.
[15:59] Iruma
    I've never been patted
    down five times before.
[16:02] Keroli
    Wow, really?
[16:06] Keroli
    I-I'm so mad...
[16:09] Keroli
    Did he just brag about being popular?
[16:11] Keroli
    Do his upperclassmen like him, too?
[16:19] Keroli
    So at school... He really is...
[16:25] Keroli
    more popular than me?
[16:31] Iruma
    So cold!
[16:34] Keroli
    Er, uh... The climate control's broken in here.
[16:38] Iruma
    I-Is that so?
[16:42] Keroli
    That was close.
[16:44] Keroli
    There'd be a lot of panic if
    he found out I'm his classmate.
[16:51] Iruma
    So, Kuromu-san,
[16:53] Iruma
    you're working as a dem-dol
    while still going to school, right?
[16:56] Keroli
    Y-Yes...
[16:58] Iruma
    That's amazing, especially
    considering how hard your job is.
[17:01] Keroli
    R-Right...
[17:03] Keroli
    Of course it is! I'm super popular!
[17:07] Keroli
    I have a TV program shoot
    early in the morning,
[17:09] Keroli
    then after recording my songs
    or even in between classes,
[17:11] Keroli
    I have dance lessons, piano lessons,
     and voice training.
[17:15] Keroli
    After school, I have magazine interviews.
[17:17] Keroli
    Then there are rehearsals
    and meetings for my concerts...
[17:20] Keroli
    Plus, I have homework,
    memorizing my new songs,
[17:22] Keroli
    replying to fan letters, practicing my
     autograph, taking care of my skin...
[17:25] Iruma
    You have to do all that?
[17:26] Iruma
    Wow! I'm getting dizzy just hearing about it!
[17:28] Keroli
    Right? That's what you call a pro...
[17:30] Iruma
    And you go to school, too...
[17:33] Keroli
    Nothing that important is written in there!
[17:35] Keroli
    Crap! I just bragged about how popular I am.
[17:38] Keroli
    My class schedule is written in here!
    How could I have done that?
[17:42] Keroli
    Doesn't look like he figured... it...
[17:45] Keroli
    out?!
[17:53] Keroli
    Iruma-kun, would you like some tea?
[17:55] Iruma
    Huh? How did you know my name?
[17:57] Keroli
    Asdfjajdfaik!
SIGN    Iruberto von Malkundooff Tea!
[17:59] Keroli
    Iruberto von Malkundooff tea!
[18:02] Keroli
    Also known as Iruma tea!
     Would you like some?
[18:04] Iruma
    Iru... er...
[18:06] Iruma
    Hey, how about I make the tea?
[18:09] Keroli
    There's no need! I'll do it myself!
[18:12] Iruma
    Um—
[18:13] Keroli
    Stay out!
[18:14] Iruma
    Stay out?
[18:15] Keroli
    Yes, just stay out!
[18:16] Iruma
    No, really, I'll do it!
[18:22] Iruma
    Um... I should get going now.
[18:27] Keroli
    Sure.
[18:29] Keroli
    Somehow he didn't figure it out!
[18:31] Keroli
    That was way too close...
[18:33] Iruma
    Okay, well, see you at school.
[18:35] Keroli
    Sure. See you.
[18:40] Keroli
    Hold on a sec.
[18:44] Iruma
    I-I-It's cold...
[18:47] Keroli
    I can't believe it...
[18:49] Keroli
    I worked so hard...
[18:52] Keroli
    He found out instantly!
[18:53] Keroli
    If people find out who I am,
    there'll be a huge panic,
[18:55] Keroli
    and my popularity will plummet.
[18:59] Keroli
    But I can't have him getting away...
[19:03] Keroli
    Um... How did you figure it out?
[19:06] Keroli
    The fact that I'm your classmate,
     Crocell Keroli?
[19:10] Iruma
    Um... Your hands.
[19:12] Keroli
    My hands?
[19:14] Iruma
    I thought it was strange
[19:17] Iruma
    that someone as tame as you
    was in the Misfit Class.
[19:22] Iruma
    You'd always roll your hands
    into fists, tucking your thumbs in.
[19:28] Iruma
    I thought that was unique.
[19:30] Iruma
    And then you held your hand
    the same way on stage,
[19:33] Iruma
    so I just thought, maybe...
[19:35] Iruma
    Other than that, there's what you
    had in your planner, and the ice...
[19:39] Iruma
    And your glasses were pretty decisive.
SIGN    Dug Her Own Grave
[19:49] Keroli
    I need to be more careful...
[19:52] Keroli
    But him noticing my hands is weird.
[19:55] Keroli
    My glasses are super
    detection-warding glasses.
[19:58] Keroli
    They're a special item that should
    conceal me from any other demon...
[20:03] Keroli
    Of course, even if I put them on,
    51% of my charm still seeps through...
[20:11] Keroli
    Anyway, unless someone paid
    that much attention to me,
[20:14] Keroli
    they shouldn't be able to notice...
[20:18] Keroli
    I see! That means...
[20:20] Iruma
    I...
[20:21] Keroli
    That means he...
[20:23] Iruma
    I...
[20:24] Keroli
    That means he's...
[20:25] Keroli
    a huge fan!
[20:26] Iruma
    I'm so jealous of you.
[20:30] Keroli
    Huh?
[20:33] Iruma
    I think it's amazing that
    you don't stand out at all!
[20:38] Iruma
    It's like you're here, but you're not.
[20:40] Iruma
    You're a pro at killing your presence!
[20:43] Iruma
    I end up standing out without meaning to...
[20:46] Iruma
    So...
[20:47] Iruma
    I want to become someone like you,
    who doesn't stand out at all!
[20:58] Keroli
    Without meaning to?
[21:03] Keroli
    Without meaning to?
[21:06] Keroli
    So you stand out without meaning to?
[21:12] Keroli
    So you're saying that my
    desperate need to stand out
[21:16] Keroli
    is being defeated by you standing
    out without meaning to?
[21:19] Keroli
    I...
[21:20] Keroli
    I...
[21:22] Keroli
    I refuse to accept that!
[21:25] Keroli
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What in the world am I?!
[21:28] Keroli
    This can't be... happening!
[21:31] Iruma
    P-Please calm down!
[21:33] Keroli
    I... won't lose... to you...
[21:42] Iruma
    Kuromu-san?
[21:44] Iruma
    Uh... Kuromu-san!
[21:51] Iruma
    She has a terrible fever!
[21:53] Iruma
    S-Someone!
[21:55] Iruma
    Please wake up, Kuromu-san! Kuromu-san?
[21:59] Iruma
    Someone, please!
[23:35] Clara
    Sukima!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:40] Asmodeus
    What is all this?
[23:42] Clara
    You try it, too!
[23:43] Asmodeus
    Huh?
[23:44] Clara
    Devi, devi, so cute! Kuromu!
[23:47] Asmodeus
    I will not do that!
[23:49] Clara
    I'm sure if the three of us do it
    together, Iruma-chi will be happy.
[23:55] Nar
    And then, ten minutes later,
    Asmodeus mastered the moves.
[23:56] Clara
    Devi, devi, so cute! Kuromu!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:01] Keroli
    Iruma!
[24:03] Keroli
    How dare you always stand
    out more than me? Hmph!
[24:06] Keroli
    The way I got mad just now was so cute.
[24:09] Keroli
    I can't help it, though.
    I'm really just that cute.
[24:12] Keroli
    Next time on Welcome to
    Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:14] Keroli
    "Sparkling Shock."
[24:15] ---
    I swore that I'd be a dem-dol
    who shines more than anyone.
[24:19] Keroli
    So, Iruma, no standing out more than me!
[24:22] Keroli
    No matter what, you hear me?!
[24:23] Keroli
    I'm not joking!
SIGN    End

E22 - Sparkling Shock

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[00:01] Nar
    Kuromu-chan, the dem-dol who's all the rage in the netherworld right now,
[00:05] Nar
    is actually Crocell Keroli
    from the Misfit Class.
[00:12] Nar
    However...
[00:14] (Flashback) Iruma
    S-Someone!
[00:16] (Flashback) Iruma
    Please wake up, Kuromu-san! Kuromu-san?
[00:20] Mal
    Kuromu!
[00:22] Iruma
    Are you one of the staff?
[00:23] Mal
    Kuromu! Wake up!
[00:26] Mal
    What an awful fever.
SIGN    Sparkling Shock
[01:58] All
    "Sparkling Shock."
SIGN    Makubari Dome
[02:03] Mal
    Get some cold water and ice, quickly!
[02:05] Staff1
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:08] Mal
    You... You didn't do
    anything to her, did you?
[02:12] Iruma
    No! She just suddenly collapsed
    while we were talking...
[02:14] Mal
    Did you say anything to excite her?
[02:19] Mal
    She can't handle heat.
[02:21] Mal
    If she gets too exhausted or emotional,
[02:24] ---
    or uses too much ice magic...
[02:29] Mal
    We've been so careful.
[02:31] Iruma
    Um... I-It might be my fault, after all.
[02:36] Mal
    Just stay put! I'll listen
     to what you have to say la—
[02:39] Kurotsuno
    Mal-san! Kuromu-chan collapsed?!
[02:43] Mal
    Yes. You can see for yourself.
[02:45] Kurotsuno
    How is she? What about the concert?
[02:47] Mal
    She can't possibly perform like this!
[02:49] Kurotsuno
    No way! We're at the Makubari Dome!
[02:52] Kurotsuno
    All of her fans are
    already lined up outside,
[02:55] Kurotsuno
    and there are a ton of sponsors here, too.
[02:58] Kurotsuno
    This is a huge chance for her!
[03:00] Kurotsuno
    What about a doctor? If we
    get her checked right now—
[03:02] Mal
    That's not possible!
[03:06] Mal
    She has a unique condition.
[03:08] Mal
    Certain steps are required
    to cool down her body.
[03:11] Mal
    The only ones capable of doing that would
     be a highly skilled doctor or her family.
[03:16] Mal
    But even if we call her family now,
[03:19] ---
    we won't make it in time
    for the show's opening.
[03:22] Mal
    They live too far away.
[03:24] Iruma
    Huh? Her family's not coming to see the show?
[03:28] Mal
    They are not.
[03:29] Mal
    That's the kind of family they are.
[03:34] Mal
    So we'll just have to cancel this—
[03:37] Kuromu
    No.
[03:38] Mal
    Kuromu!
[03:40] Kuromu
    I'm... going to become the top dem-dol.
[03:45] Kuromu
    I can't... stop now...
[03:49] Iruma
    Why are you so...
[03:53] Kuromu
    I'm going to get back at my family.
[03:55] Mal
    Kuromu!
[03:56] Kuromu
    It's fine.
[03:58] Kuromu
    My bloodline ability is Ice Facade.
SIGN    Ice Facade
[04:03] Kuromu
    We can control the temperature of water.
[04:05] Kuromu
    My family is well-known for controlling ice,
[04:09] Kuromu
    but the iciness doesn't end at our ability.
[04:13] Kuromu
    My family is also known for wearing
    icy expressions and never smiling.
[04:19] Kuromu
    I didn't smile at all
    when I was little, either.
[04:23] Kuromu
    But then, one day,
[04:24] ---
    Grammy secretly showed me a form
    of netherworld entertainment.
[04:29] Kuromu
    She showed me dem-dols.
[04:34] Kuromu
    It was a sparkling shock.
[04:38] Kuromu
    I never knew demons could look like this.
[04:41] Kuromu
    So this was "smiling"...
[04:48] Kuromu
    That was what I wanted to become.
[04:51] Kuromu
    That way, I could get back at my family.
[04:56] Kuromu
    Becoming the top dem-dol is my destiny.
[04:59] Kuromu
    Because I'm...
[05:02] Kuromu
    super cute!
[05:08] Mal
    Kuromu!
[05:08] Kurotsuno/Iruma
    Kuromu-san!
[05:09] Mal
    Are you all right?
[05:11] ---
    You shouldn't try to talk too much right now.
[05:13] Mal
    You need to calm down first.
[05:15] Iruma
    Um... Is there anything I can—
[05:18] Mal
    Don't touch her!
[05:19] Mal
    There's nothing you can do.
[05:21] Mal
    You're only in the way, so just stay put.
[05:25] Mal
    Get some more ice,
    and keep the audience calm.
[05:28] Kurotsuno
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:32] Mal
    Kuromu...
[05:36] Iruma
    I can't just leave her alone.
[05:40] Baraki
    Stop pushing!
[05:41] Staff A
    Please line up in single file!
[05:44] Baraki
    Hey, no pushing!
[05:46] Staff B
    Baraki-kun!
[05:47] Baraki
    Yes?
[05:48] Staff B
    The rest of the staff are busy,
    so could you help me over here?
[05:54] Baraki
    I'm so close to the stage! I'm so honored!
[05:59] Staff A
    We're letting them in!
[06:08] Staff B
    Baraki-kun?!
[06:10] Baraki
    This isn't what I imagined...
[06:19] Ameri
    So this is it.
[06:22] (Flashback) Ameri
    What's this?
[06:23] (Flashback) Henri
    A concert that my department
    will be providing security for.
[06:27] (Flashback) Henri
    Apparently, she's quite
    popular with young folk.
[06:31] Ameri
    This ticket I received from Father...
[06:35] Ameri
    This is my first time seeing a dem-dol.
[06:38] Crowd
    Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu!
[06:44] Ameri
    Apparently, these are a necessity.
    I'm glad I bought them.
[06:48] Ameri
    Kuromu!
[06:50] Kurotsuno
    Hey! How are things going inside the hall?
[06:52] Shirotsuno
    The show hasn't even started yet,
    but everyone's really hyped up.
[06:55] Kurotsuno
    The show starts at 6:06:06...
[06:58] Kurotsuno
    Is Kuromu-chan going to be okay?
[07:05] (Flashback) Keroli Mom
    Yes, good job.
SIGN    Magic Test Good job
[07:08] Keroli Mom
    Here you go. You worked really hard.
[07:08] (Flashback) Keroli
    I'm the only one who got
    "let's work harder" again...
[07:10] Keroli Mom
    You did better than last time.
[07:14] (Flashback) Keroli
    Someday...
[07:16] (Flashback) Keroli
    I'm going to get a smiley face, too!
[07:25] (Flashback) Keroli
    Look! Look at how cute I am!
[07:29] (Flashback) Keroli
    You feel better, right?
[07:31] (Flashback) Keroli
    So... So...
[07:34] (Flashback) Keroli
    Please... Smile more.
[07:44] Keroli
    I...
[07:48] Keroli
    Where did everyone go?
[07:51] Keroli
    How long have I been asleep?
[07:54] Keroli
    The concert!
[07:56] Keroli
    It's past 6:06:06...
[08:02] Keroli
    I didn't... make it in time.
[08:06] Keroli
    So many people came to see me, too.
[08:10] Keroli
    I couldn't make them smile...
[08:13] Keroli
    I'm...
[08:15] Keroli
    a failure as a professional!
[08:26] Keroli
    Wh-What?
[08:35] Staff 1
    Seriously?
[08:36] Staff 2
    This is amazing!
[08:37] Staff 3
    They're so entertaining!
[08:38] Staff 4
    This is the best surprise ever!
[08:41] Keroli
    Pardon me.
[08:43] Staff
    Kuromu-chan.
[08:45] Keroli
    Mal-san!
[08:47] Mal
    Kuromu! Are you okay now?
[08:50] Keroli
    Yes... I think so.
[08:54] Keroli
    Those cheers...
[08:57] Mal
    It's amazing.
[08:59] Mal
    I couldn't have asked for better talent.
[09:03] Keroli
    What in the world is going on?
[09:13] Keroli
    What? What?!
[09:16] Iruma
    Okay!
[09:18] Iruma
    H-H... Here we go!
[09:24] Keroli
    Seriously! What the hell is going on?!
SIGN    Yes, I'm cute
[09:34] Keroli
    What the?!
SIGN    Wrap Party Room
[09:39] Nar
    Let's turn the clock back a little.
[09:43] (Flashback) Iruma
    Azz-kun, Clara. Do you have a sec?
[09:48] (Flashback) Iruma
    So, um...
[09:49] Kuromu
    I'm Kuromu!
[09:50] (Flashback) Iruma
    I can't exactly tell them
    that Kuromu-san is Keroli-san...
[09:54] (Flashback) Iruma
    I can't tell you the details, but...
[09:56] (Flashback) Iruma
    Azz-kun, Clara...
[09:58] (Flashback) ---
    Please do this, knowing you're
    helping out Kuromu-chan!
[10:01] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    But of course!
[10:02] (Flashback) Clara
    Roger dodger dodger devil!
[10:07] (Flashback) One
    I want to see Kuromu-chan!
[10:10] (Flashback) Two
    Bring Kuromu-chan out here!
[10:12] (Flashback) Three
    Bring her out!
[10:14] (Flashback) Mal
    An opening act?
[10:15] (Flashback) ---
    Yes.
[10:16] (Flashback) Iruma
    We'll do anything, from
    performing to doing stunts!
[10:19] (Flashback) Mal
    I told you, it's impossible.
[10:21] (Flashback) Mal
    I appreciate the sentiment,
    but just stay put!
[10:24] (Flashback) Mal
    I'm begging you!
[10:26] (Flashback) Iruma
    Begging?
[10:30] (Flashback) Both
    No.
[10:31] (Flashback) Iruma
    Huh?
[10:33] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama told us what's going on.
[10:36] (Flashback) Clara
    Yup! Yup!
[10:37] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    We just have to help the crowd
    relieve some stress, right?
[10:42] (Flashback) Clara
    I know! We should all play tag!
[10:44] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    There must be some other way.
[10:47] (Flashback) Clara
    Boo.
[10:48] (Flashback) Mal
    No.
[10:49] (Flashback) Mal
    The audience is here to see Kuromu.
[10:52] (Flashback) Mal
    The dem-dol who's cute, elegant,
    and still a high school student.
[10:57] (Flashback) Mal
    They don't even have to be as good as Kuromu,
[10:59] (Flashback) Mal
    but it's not like we can find another cute high
    schooler who's young and amateurish here.
[11:06] (Flashback) Clara
    Wanna make one, then?
[11:10] (Flashback) Clara
    Hey, you two...
[11:13] (Flashback) Clara
    I hope you're prepared for this.
[11:16] (Flashback) Iruma
    Wait, don't tell me...
[11:17] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Wait! I could never
    wear something like that!
[11:20] (Flashback) ---
    No arguments!
[11:21] (Flashback) Iruma
    Hey, wait!
[11:22] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Anything but that!
[11:24] (Flashback) ---
    No!
[11:25] (Flashback) ---
    Stop!
[11:27] Crowd
    Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu! Kuromu!
[11:30] (Flashback) Ameri
    It's still not starting?
[11:33] (Flashback) Crowd 1
    How long are you going to make us wait?
[11:35] (Flashback) Crowd 2
    We're all irritated
    because of our evil cycles!
[11:38] (Flashback) Crowd 3
    Get Kuromu-chan out here!
[11:40] (Flashback) Ann
    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone.
[11:43] (Flashback) Ann
    We will now begin our opening act.
[11:47] (Flashback) Crowd 3
    Opening act?
[11:48] (Flashback) Crowd 4
    What's about to start?
[11:55] (Flashback) Clara
    We are...
[11:56] (Flashback) Clara
    Irumi and Her Merry Band of Friends!
[12:01] (Flashback) Crowd 1
    Who the hell are they?
[12:02] (Flashback) Crowd 2
    Get Kuromu-chan out here!
[12:04] (Flashback) Crowd 3
    No one asked for an opening act!
[12:04] Crowd 4
    Yeah! Get lost!
[12:05] Crowd
    Get off the stage!
[12:06] (Flashback) Ameri
    I think I've seen that blue-haired
    one somewhere before...
[12:10] (Flashback) Clara
    Iruma-chi! Azz-Azz!
[12:14] (Flashback) Clara
    I'm the forest fairy, Clarin!
[12:16] (Flashback) Clara
    Gimme snacks! If you don't,
    I'm gonna eat you!
[12:20] (Flashback) Clara
    Rawr!
[12:24] Clara
    Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
[12:24] (Flashback) Asomdeus
    I-I'm the slightly shy yet cool Alice...
[12:29] (Flashback) Crowd 4
    She's fidgeting.
[12:30] (Flashback) Crowd 5
    She's so embarrassed. It's adorable!
[12:34] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    I can't say that!
[12:36] (Flashback) Clara
    It's for Kuromu-chan and Iruma-chi!
[12:40] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    I'm going to set your heart alight
    with my burning flames!
[12:44] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Kapow!
[12:49] (Flashback) Iruma
    Azz-kun... Clara... You're both so good!
[12:52] (Flashback) Clara
    If you give us snacks, we'll give you...
[12:54] (Flashback) Both
    ...sparkle-sparkle happy!
[12:59] (Flashback) Iruma
    Y-Yeah, I can't do this...
[13:02] (Flashback) Iruma
    But I...
[13:07] (Flashback) Iruma
    I have to!
[13:08] (Flashback) Clara
    Spinny, spinny, squishy, squishy!
[13:12] (Flashback) Iruma
    I-I'm the shy little Irumi!
[13:16] (Flashback) Iruma
    My weight, height, and personal
    information are all top secret!
[13:20] (Flashback) Iruma
    I'm the mysterious dem-dol, Irumi-chan!
[13:23] (Flashback) Crowd A
    She's pretty cute!
[13:25] (Flashback) Crowd B
    You've got this, Irumi-chan!
[13:28] (Flashback) Asmodeus
    Well done, Irumi-sama!
[13:30] (Flashback) Clara
    Woo, woo!
[13:34] (Flashback) Keroli
    Huh?
[13:36] (Flashback) ---
    Wh-What?!
[13:39] (Flashback) Iruma
    Okay!
[13:41] (Flashback) Iruma
    H-H... Here we go!
[13:47] Keroli
    Seriously! What the hell is going on?!
[13:55] Crowd 1
    Yeah!
[13:56] Crowd 2
    Keep it up!
[13:58] Asmodeus
    Irumi-sama!
[13:59] Crowd C
    Whoa, that's dangerous!
[14:01] Crowd 1
    Wow! She's dodging all of those!
[14:04] Crowd 2
    I've never seen dancing like that!
[14:06] Crowd 3
    Hey, look up there!
SIGN    I r u m i
[14:10] Crowd 1
    Devi amazing!
[14:11] Crowd 2
    The blue-haired one is cute!
[14:14] Crowd 3
    I want the fire hottie to incinerate me!
[14:16] Crowd 4
    One of them is weird!
[14:18] Ameri
    That blue-haired one...
[14:20] Ameri
    looks like...
[14:22] Ameri
    Wait, wait, wait. It can't be,
    it can't be, it can't be!
[14:25] Mal
    They said they didn't want
    the concert to be canceled.
[14:30] Keroli
    They did this... for me?
[14:33] (Flashback) Iruma
    I want to become someone like you,
    who doesn't stand out at all!
[14:37] Keroli
    After he said he didn't want to stand out...
[14:42] Keroli
    I see.
[14:43] Keroli
    So he ends up standing out
    for the sake of others.
[14:48] Keroli
    He ends up acting for the sake
    of others, and stands out.
[14:52] Keroli
    What the heck? I've never
    heard of a demon like that.
[14:56] Clara
    Ali-Ali!
[14:57] Asmodeus
    Leave it to me!
[15:00] Clara
    Go!
[15:01] Crowd
    Irumi! Irumi! Irumi! Irumi! Irumi! Irumi!
[15:05] Keroli
    Honestly...
[15:08] Keroli
    You're so interesting, Iruma.
[15:11] Crowd
    Irumi! Irumi!
[15:15] Crowd
    A cold wind?
[15:17] Kuromu
    How long do you plan to go wild on my stage?
SIGN    K u r o m u
[15:30] Crowd A
    That voice...
[15:33] Kuromu
    The opening act ends now!
[15:41] Kuromu
    Sorry to keep you guys waiting!
[15:43] Crowd
    We've been waiting for you!
[15:46] Iruma
    Kuromu-san!
[15:48] Kuromu
    Thank you, everyone.
[15:50] Kuromu
    Thank you so much.
[15:57] Iruma
    All right, we'll be heading—
[15:59] Kuromu
    Hold it.
[16:00] Kuromu
    You're standing on a professional stage.
[16:02] Kuromu
    You'd better take responsibility
    for that until the end!
[16:05] Crowd
    Kuromu! Irumi! Kuromu! Irumi! Kuromu! Irumi!
[16:17] Both
    Here we go!
[16:22] Both
    Demons should never let their guard down
[16:25] Both
    One day, you'll get your heart stolen!
[16:29] Both
    Squee!
[16:30] Keroli
    That cutie over there is a little imp
[16:35] Keroli
    Want to touch my hair?
[16:38] Keroli
    Let's have a thrilling escape!
[16:41] Keroli
    Want to talk to me?
[16:42] Iruma
    Want to touch me?
[16:44] Both
    If you insist, I'll play with you
[16:48] Keroli
    Do you love me?
[16:51] Keroli
    Well, try to see through me
[16:54] Iruma
    Can you give up your soul for me?
[16:59] Both
    Little imp, little imp
[17:02] Both
    I'll be the little imp
    that drags you around
[17:07] Both
    Little imp!
[17:11] Asmodeus
    You slay me!
[17:13] Irumi
    Demons always make the first
    move to get the victory!
[17:16] Kuromu
    I take one look at you, and you're all mine!
[17:19] Both
    Nom!
[17:20] Both
    Yes, I'm a cute little imp!
[17:26] Kuromu
    If I reach my hand out, I think I can reach
[17:29] Irumi
    Getting impatient, aren't we?
[17:32] Irumi
    I won't let you go!
    I won't let you get away!
[17:34] Irumi
    I'm selfish, so I want all of you!
[17:35] Clara
    Smack my bum-bum!
[17:39] Both
    You like me? I know! That's obvious
[17:44] Irumi
    I'm sure you'd give up your heart for me
[17:49] Clara
    Kaboom!
[17:50] Both
    Little imp, little imp
[17:53] Both
    Be the one who makes me turn around
[17:58] Both
    Little imp!
[18:14] Kuromu
    I'm so sorry!
[18:16] Kuromu
    I caused all of you so much trouble!
[18:19] Shirotsuno
    Don't worry about it.
[18:21] Kurotsuno
    The concert was a huge success!
[18:23] Kurotsuno
    All's well that ends well!
[18:25] Asmodeus
    Well done, Iruma-sama!
[18:28] Shirotsuno
    You three were amazing, too.
    You were really cute.
[18:31] Staff
    Do you want to become dem-dols?
[18:33] Clara
    Yes!
[18:33] Asmodeus
    No!
[18:34] Iruma
    Nah...
[18:37] Mal
    Good job, Kuromu.
[18:40] Kuromu
    Thank you, Mal-san!
[18:43] Kuromu
    I'm really sorry about today.
[18:45] Mal
    It's fine. More importantly...
[18:48] Mal
    This is for you.
[18:50] Kuromu
    Huh?
[18:55] Mal
    They left as soon as
     they finished treating you.
SIGN    Take care of yourself Mother
[19:05] Mal
    They said they're watching.
[19:08] Kuromu
    I see...
[19:12] Kuromu
    I see!
[19:17] Shirotsuno
    Kuromu-chan! We're taking a photo!
[19:21] Kuromu
    Okay!
[19:22] Iruma
    I'm glad everything worked out.
[19:24] ---
    Yes.
[19:26] Mal
    But you see...
SIGN    Kuromu's Green Room
[19:29] Kuromu Mom
    We'll be going now.
[19:31] (Flashback) Mal
    You're going to leave
    without talking to Kuromu?
[19:34] (Flashback) Kuromu Mom
    Yes. I'm sure my daughter is nervous, and...
[19:40] (Flashback) Kuromu Mom
    If we saw the concert in person,
[19:43] (Flashback) ---
    we'd get so worked up, we'd pass out.
[19:46] (Flashback) Kuromu Mom
    So we'll be cheering her on
    from home, as usual.
[19:49] Mal
    ...she said.
[19:52] Iruma
    I see.
[19:53] Mal
    Honestly... That whole family is a handful.
[19:59] Kuromu
    I'm glad the show was a success,
[20:03] Kuromu
    but I think I just helped
    Iruma stand out even more.
[20:07] Kuromu
    But he was crossdressing...
[20:10] Kuromu
    Still, I'm so frustrated!
[20:12] Iruma
    Um...
[20:14] Kuromu
    Y-Yes?
[20:18] Iruma
    Can I have your autograph?
[20:23] Kuromu
    Sure!
[20:26] Clara
    That autograph is so cool!
[20:29] Nar
    Fan service over frustration.
[20:34] Nar
    And so, the concert was a huge success.
[20:40] Goemon/Camui/Lead
    Little imp! Little imp!
[20:42] Clara
    Morning, everyone!
[20:45] Iruma
    Good morning, Ku—
[20:47] Iruma
    Keroli-san!
[20:49] Keroli
    J-Just so you know!
[20:52] Keroli
    I won't lose to your habit of standing out!
[20:56] Keroli
    You helped me out at the concert,
[20:58] ---
    but if you reveal who I am,
    I'll make sure you regret it!
[21:02] Keroli
    So, um... Uh...
[21:05] Keroli
    I hope you'll continue
    to be friends with me.
[21:07] Nar
    Iruma ended up making
    a somewhat unique friend.
[21:12] Lead
    Hey, there's a page
    about yesterday's concert!
[21:15] Goemon
    You're right.
[21:17] Jazz And Camui
    Let's see!
[21:18] Asmodeus
    Th-This is...
[21:19] Clara
    Irumi and Her Merry Band of Friends!
[21:24] Clara
    That's such a good photo!
[21:26] Clara
    Iru—
[21:26] Asmodeus
    Stop that!
[21:28] Asmodeus
    This will cause a huge mess
    if the others find out!
[21:30] Clara
    Om nom nom...
[21:31] Asmodeus
    As a member of the Asmodeus
    fam... Don't eat that!
[21:36] Lead
    The mysterious trio who showed up at
    Kuromu-chan's concert was awesome!
[21:40] Jazz
    Yeah.
[21:42] Camui
    So cute and beautiful...
[21:44] Camui
    But for some reason,
    my heart doesn't seem to flutter...
[21:48] Goemon
    I'm a fan of the blue-haired one.
[21:52] Nar
    He made a somewhat
    unique friend... perhaps.
[23:28] Clara
    Su-ki-ma! Kapow!
SIGN    Su
SIGN    Ki
SIGN    Ma
[23:31] Nar
    Clara forced the costumes on them, so...
[23:34] Iruma
    I know I said I'd figure out how
    to put it on myself, but...
[23:37] Iruma
    How do girls' clothes even work?
[23:40] Iruma
    Why is there a zipper here?
[23:42] Iruma
    Can I just put this over my head?
[23:46] Iruma
    This is really hard, isn't it, Azz-ku—
[23:48] Asmodeus
    What?
[23:49] Nar
    Perfection.
[23:51] Asmodeus
    No! It's not!
[23:52] Iruma
    Azz-kun... You really
    are used to wearing those.
[23:53] ---
    I just help my mother get changed,
    so I know how these things work!
[23:56] Asmodeus
    It's not like I'm used to wearing them!
[23:56] Iruma
    I mean, we're friends, so...
[23:58] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, are you listening?!
[24:00] Clara
    From the left... Rolling!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:03] Clara
    From the right... Rolling!
[24:04] Asmodeus
    Be quiet!
[24:05] ---
    Go on, Iruma-sama.
    Do the next episode preview.
[24:06] Clara
    From the left... Rolling!
[24:08] Iruma
    O-Okay. Ever since I enrolled at Babyls—
[24:09] Clara
    From the right... Rolling!
[24:10] Asmodeus
    Quiet! Iruma-sama is speaking!
[24:13] Iruma
    It's okay. It's okay, Azz-ku—
[24:14] Asmodeus
    He won't be able to say, "Next time on
    Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun,
[24:14] Clara
    From the left... Rolling!
[24:16] Asmodeus
    'You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun.'"
[24:17] Clara
    From the right... Rolling!
[24:18] Asmodeus
    He won't be able to say,
    "Look forward to it!"
[24:20] Asmodeus
    Go ahead, Iruma-sama.
[24:20] Clara
    From the left... Rolling!
[24:22] Iruma
    Next time on Welcome...
    Wait, there's no time!
SIGN    End

E23 - You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun

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[00:02] Nar
    The netherworld.
[00:04] Nar
    The realm where demons live.
[00:06] Nar
    And the king that rules
    over the netherworld is...
[00:09] Nar
    the Demon King.
[00:13] Nar
    But the Demon King's throne
    has been vacant for some time.
[00:21] Nar
    Who will be the next Demon King?
[00:31] (Flashback) Iruma Dad
    Iruma, could you carry these for me?
[00:34] (Flashback) Iruma
    Sure!
[00:34] (Flashback) Iruma Mom
    Could you clean the toilet, too?
[00:36] (Flashback) Iruma
    Sure, sure!
[00:38] (Flashback) Iruma Dad
    You're such a good boy, Iruma.
[00:40] (Flashback) Iruma Dad
    So...
[00:42] (Flashback) Iruma Parents
    Do you mind if we sell you off to a demon?
[00:49] Iruma
    Sure...
[00:50] Nar
    Suzuki Iruma, age fourteen, was sold to
    the demon Sullivan by his stupid parents.
[00:55] Nar
    "The netherworld is a scary place."
[00:57] Nar
    "I have to make sure they
    don't find out I'm human."
[01:00] Nar
    Or so he thought...
[01:14] Iruma
    What a peaceful morning...
[01:16] Nar
    Iruma has gotten so used
    to the netherworld that
[01:19] Nar
    this feels like a peaceful morning to him.
[01:22] Iruma
    I have a feeling today's
    gonna be another great day!
SIGN    You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun
[02:57] All
    "You Fit Right In Now, Iruma-kun."
[03:01] Iruma
    Good morning, Grandpa.
[03:03] Sullivan
    Good morning, Iruma-kun!
[03:06] Opera
    Good morning. Here is your Hell Grey tea.
[03:09] Iruma
    Thank you!
[03:11] Iruma
    Time to eat!
[03:13] Sullivan
    We can make plenty more
    if that's not enough.
[03:16] Sullivan
    No need to hold back.
[03:18] Iruma
    Okay! It's so yummy!
[03:21] Clara
    Iruma-chi, morning mon-mon!
[03:21] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, good morning.
[03:25] Iruma
    It's already time to go?
[03:27] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun! Do you want to use Grandpa's
    special carriage? It's been a while.
[03:31] Sullivan
    Come on, let's use it!
[03:32] Sullivan
    Let's do it!
[03:34] Iruma
    Th-Th-That's okay... Off I go!
[03:37] Sullivan
    Iruma-kun!
[03:39] Sullivan
    Sadness...
[03:41] Opera
    Have a good day.
[03:42] Song
    Humans only exist to be our food
[03:47] Asmodeus
    One, two, one, two...
[03:47] Clara
    Two, one, two, one...
[03:49] Asmodeus
    I will strengthen my legs
    with you, Iruma-sama!
[03:53] Clara
    Let's race!
[03:54] Clara
    A demonathon!
SIGN    Demonathon
[03:55] ---
    Let's see who can get to school first!
[03:58] Asmodeus
    Why in the world would we do that
    so early in the morning, you fool?!
[04:02] Clara
    I get it... You must be afraid
    of losing to me, Azz-Azz.
[04:06] Asmodeus
    Wh-Who would lose to the likes of you?!
[04:09] Asmodeus
    I'll reduce you to tears!
[04:10] Iruma
    U-Um, guys?
[04:12] Both
    Ready... Go!
[04:15] Iruma
    Er, uh...
[04:16] Clara
    Hurry up, Iruma-chi!
[04:17] Iruma
    What?!
[04:18] Boy
    Morning.
[04:19] Girl
    Good morning!
[04:20] Guy
    Good morning!
[04:21] Johnny
    Good morning, everyone.
[04:22] Student Council
    Good morning!
[04:23] Dosanko
    Oh, good morning.
[04:24] Konatsu; Haruno; Eiko
    Good morning.
[04:26] Asmodeus
    Good morning!
[04:26] Clara
    Morning bow, bow!
[04:28] Johnny
    No running in the school!
[04:29] Dosanko
    Oh, you mean little breeze.
    You're making my heart flutter...
[04:37] Dosanko
    Oh?
[04:39] Dosanko
    Badump...
[04:47] Asmodeus
    Pardon me.
[04:49] Asmodeus
    Hold it, you!
[04:51] Azuki
    Asmodeus-sama!
[04:52] Konatsu
    He's so full of devi spirit
    so early in the morning.
[04:55] Haruno
    He's so devi charming.
    Please set my heart ablaze!
[04:58] Dosanko
    Today's our very own
    anniversary of exhilaration.
[05:06] Kalego
    Instructor Morax will be out
    for a week due to back pain,
[05:06] Clara
    Sabro's tail! I'm gonna catch it!
[05:07] Lead
    Hey! No way I'm letting my party die!
[05:09] Kalego
    so Momonoki-sensei will be in
    charge of first period basic magic.
[05:10] Goemon
    Would you like some candy?
[05:11] Elizabetta
    Who's your favorite dem-dol, Keroli-chan?
[05:14] Keroli
    Um, well...
[05:14] Kalego
    That is all.
[05:16] Kalego
    That concludes homeroom.
[05:19] Kalego
    Go to your first period class now.
[05:21] Kalego
    Don't cause a ruckus! Don't trouble
     the other students or teachers!
[05:27] Kalego
    You may be demons, but...
[05:29] Kalego
    Silence.
[05:33] Momonoki
    We will be continuing our basic magic
    course today, starting with page 66.
[05:38] Momonoki
    Please open your textbooks.
[05:40] Momonoki
    All right. Please read
    the next part, Valac-san.
[05:43] Clara
    Okay! "Chapter two: Thank
    Goodness I Was Born a Demon."
[05:47] Schneider
    Why are we alive?
    We're learning to find that out.
[05:47] Clara
    "So, according to a super old
    and important demon,
[05:50] Clara
    demons are the best!
    They're the coolest in the world!
[05:51] Camui
    Why are girls so charming?
    I'm researching to find that out.
[05:54] Clara
    Oh my gosh! You slay me, devi-cute!
[05:55] Lead
    Yeah, Kuromu-chan's the best.
[05:58] Clara
    Hooray, demons! Demons, hooray!
[05:58] Jazz
    Her new song was number
    one on the Demonicon Chart.
[06:00] Clara
    The world couldn't exist without demons!
[06:01] Lead
    Seriously? That's devi cool!
[06:03] Clara
    The world is cruel, but exists for demons.
[06:03] Goemon
    I bought 66 copies.
[06:05] Goemon
    Would you like a snack?
[06:06] Clara
    North America is—"
[06:07] Momonoki
    You three, be quiet!
[06:13] Momonoki
    O-Oh, dear... I just couldn't hold back.
[06:15] Elizabetta
    My, what a cute little frog.
[06:17] Frog
    Ribbi-ribbit, ribbi-ribbit.
[06:19] Goemon
    I-I'm so sorry about this!
[06:22] Camui
    That's not fair!
[06:25] Camui
    Gaaaaarp!
[06:30] Momonoki
    Th-That was an example of basic magic:
     transformation magic.
[06:35] Momonoki
    As you can see, it doesn't last long
    on anyone who resists the spell.
[06:40] Sabro
    I see!
[06:42] Iruma
    Congrats on making number
    one on the Demonicon Chart.
[06:47] Keroli
    Please don't talk about that at school!
[06:50] Keroli
    Thanks, though.
[07:09] Sabro
    "He shall descend from a foreign realm
[07:12] Sabro
    and wear...
[07:15] Sabro
    the golden Ring of Solomon on his right hand."
[07:22] Demon King Battler Prez
    Ah, yes. Your presentations are
    always wonderful, Sir Sabnock.
[07:25] Sabro
    Of course they are,
[07:27] Sabro
    because I am going to be the Demon King!
[07:34] Eiko
    I didn't get to see Iruma-san
    or President Ameri today.
[07:38] Gaako
    Eiko, I'm going on ahead.
[07:40] Eiko
    I'll definitely find them tomorrow!
SIGN    Meeting Room
[07:45] Iruma
    "Kakeru-kun, please tell me.
[07:48] Iruma
    What happened?"
[07:49] Kakeru
    I... I can't tell anyone.
[07:52] Kakeru
    I can't tell you, either!
[07:54] Rin
    No!
[07:55] Kakeru; Rin
    Babam!
[07:56] Sayo
    Everyone has secrets.
[07:59] Rin
    Sayo-san!
SIGN    Brush
[08:00] Sayo
    Secrets they can't tell anyone else.
SIGN    Dash
[08:03] Kakeru
    Sorry!
[08:04] Rin
    Kakeru-kun!
SIGN    Caw caw caw
[08:06] Rin
    It looked as though
    Kakeru-kun's back was crying.
[08:10] Rin
    Kakeru-kun, please don't cry.
[08:13] Rin
    Listen. The crows are laughing so gleefully.
[08:19] Iruma
    "To be continued in the next volume."
[08:23] Ameri
    The way Kakeru must feel as he yearns
    to tell her the truth, but can't...
[08:27] Ameri
    It's so painful!
[08:30] Iruma
    Yes!
[08:31] Ameri
    And her rival Sayo's line
    was also excellent!
[08:34] Ameri
    "Everyone has secrets."
[08:37] Ameri
    Everyone has secrets?
[08:40] Ameri
    That dem-dol named Irumi
    truly looked like Iruma.
[08:45] Ameri
    Could she be his relative?
[08:47] Ameri
    No... If Iruma is human,
[08:50] ---
    he wouldn't have any relatives
    in the netherworld.
[08:53] Ameri
    Do they just look alike?
[08:55] Ameri
    Iruma himself couldn't possibly have...
[08:58] Ameri
    been in that frilly... fluffy dress?!
[09:01] Iruma
    Um... Ameri-san?
[09:05] Ameri
    I-Iruma...
[09:07] Ameri
    Do you happen to have... a secret...
[09:10] Ameri
    I mean, is anything bothering you?
[09:13] Ameri
    Are you feeling stressed?
[09:15] Iruma
    Is anything bothering me?
[09:18] Iruma
    I can't think of anything.
[09:20] Ameri
    I-I see...
[09:22] Ameri
    All right, then.
[09:24] Ameri
    If anything ever happens,
    feel free to talk to me at any time.
[09:27] Iruma
    Huh? Sure... Thank you very much.
[09:30] Ameri
    Are they different people, after all?
[09:34] Iruma
    Ameri-san, mind if I have a snack?
[09:38] Ameri
    Oh, have as much as you'd like.
[09:41] Ameri
    Badump! Badump! Badump!
SIGN    Badump Badump
[09:45] Iruma
    It's yummy.
[09:47] Ameri
    Why is my heart pounding so?
[09:49] Ameri
    It's not as if he's using any charms!
[09:52] Asmodeus
    I cannot lose, for Iruma-sama's
    sake as well as my own!
[09:52] Clara
    K-K-K-K-K-Kaboom!
[09:57] Iruma
    Hey, you might fall if you're not
    careful! And jeez, you're fast!
[10:02] Iruma
    This feels so nice.
[10:05] Iruma
    This is so yummy!
[10:08] Iruma
    Today was so much fun!
[10:11] Iruma
    And my bed's so fluffy and warm, too...
[10:15] Iruma
    Wait! Am I totally fitting
    into the netherworld now?!
[10:18] Nar
    Iruma finally realized...
[10:22] Nar
    Yes. You fit right in now, Iruma-kun!
[10:39] Iruma
    I was working on the tuna boat
    when Grandpa brought me here...
[10:44] Iruma
    I get to eat all I want,
    and I can even go to school.
[10:49] Asmodeus
    What is Iruma-sama thinking about?
[10:53] Clara
    No idea!
[10:54] Asmodeus
    I figured as much.
[10:55] (Flashback) Henri
    We erased all their memories of the
     netherworld and sent them home.
[11:00] (Flashback) Henri
    Iruma-kun... If you are seeking help...
[11:04] Iruma
    He said that, but...
[11:07] Iruma
    I'm human.
[11:08] Iruma
    Can I really just stay
    here in the netherworld?
[11:12] Asmodeus
    He must be tired. I can't blame him.
[11:17] Asmodeus
    He hashn't even had a moment to resht...
[11:22] Clara
    Let's perk him all up again with yummy food!
[11:25] Asmodeus
    As if Iruma-sama would
    feel better after a meal...
[11:27] Asmodeus
    Actually... A meal, eh?
[11:29] Asmodeus
    A meal. Iruma-sama loves to eat.
[11:33] Asmodeus
    You might have come up with
    a good idea for once, Valac.
SIGN    Babyls Kitchen
[11:38] Come-Come
    It is now after school!
[11:41] Asmodeus
    Now, listen. This must absolutely
    be kept secret from Iruma-sama.
[11:44] Clara
    Roger!
[11:45] Clara
    We're going to make a meal for Iruma-chi!
[11:47] Asmodeus
    We're going to make a meal for Iruma-sama!
[11:50] Clara
    Yay!
[11:52] Asmodeus
    Well, we've got the ingredients.
[11:55] Clara
    We bought them at Come-Come's place.
[11:58] Asmodeus
    We bought them with my
    Demon Star Platinum card.
[12:01] Clara
    Asked a chef...
[12:02] Asmodeus
    With my Demon Star—
[12:04] Clara
    Gonna go rolly-rolly on Mr. Cutting Board.
[12:05] Asmodeus
    Listen to me!
[12:06] Clara
    Heya! I have recipes!
[12:09] Asmodeus
    Where'd that even come from?!
[12:10] Clara
    They're Mommy's very own!
    Nothing beats Mommy's cooking.
[12:14] Asmodeus
    What?
[12:15] Clara
    Muffle wuffle crackle bang!
[12:18] Asmodeus
    Say what?!
SIGN    Muffle Wuffle Crackle Bang
SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)
[12:20] Clara
    What?
[12:22] Clara
    You don't know what this is?
[12:24] Asmodeus
    Of course not! Muffle... what?
[12:28] Asmodeus
    A dish I've never heard of, despite being
    knowledgeable about the netherworld...
[12:32] Asmodeus
    But if I dare ask her,
    my dignity will be shattered!
[12:37] Asmodeus
    I-I do...
[12:39] Clara
    Right, right. Of course you do!
[12:42] Clara
    You're in charge of step one, then, Azz-Azz!
SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)
SIGN    Muffle Wuffle Crackle Bang
[12:45] Asmodeus
    "Step one... Cut the muffle, finely.
SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)
    2. Make sure it gets along
     with the faafaa and jinwarisan
[12:48] Asmodeus
    Step two... Make sure it gets along
    with the faafaa and jinwarisan.
SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)
    2. Make sure it gets along
     with the faafaa and jinwarisan
    3. Have them meet up with tanesshi
[12:51] Asmodeus
    Step three... Have them
    meet up with tanesshi."
[12:54] Asmodeus
    I don't understand a word of this!
[12:57] Clara
    Bring the stuff over when you're done!
[13:00] Asmodeus
    Think...
[13:01] Asmodeus
    Judging by the picture,
    it looks like... fried chicken?
[13:04] Asmodeus
    Wait, no! It's muffle!
[13:06] Asmodeus
    Muffle... Is it something sweet?
[13:08] Asmodeus
    Muffle... Waffle!
[13:11] Asmodeus
    Oh, they're waffles!
[13:13] Asmodeus
    No, that's a trap.
    "Crackle" is right in the name.
[13:16] Asmodeus
    It has to be something harder than waffles.
[13:18] Asmodeus
    Hard...
[13:20] Asmodeus
    Are they cookies?!
[13:22] Asmodeus
    A noble like myself has never heard the term,
[13:24] Asmodeus
    but I guess commoners call
    their cookies "muffles"!
[13:27] Asmodeus
    That must be it.
[13:31] Asmodeus
    So, I have to cut something
    finely in step one...
SIGN    1. Cut the muffle (finely!)
    2. Make sure it gets along
     with the faafaa and jinwarisan
[13:35] Asmodeus
    Which means...
[13:36] Asmodeus
    I've figured it out!
[13:38] Asmodeus
    This must be it!
[13:43] Asmodeus
    Here you go! Finely chopped chocolate!
[13:46] Clara
    Azz-Azz, you put chocolate
    on your fried chicken?
[13:48] Asmodeus
    It was fried chicken!
[13:51] Asmodeus
    It was fried chicken! It was fried chi—
[13:54] Asmodeus
    It was fried chicken!
[13:58] Clara
    That's pretty strange. Is it good, at least?
[14:01] Asmodeus
    If it's fried chicken,
    just call it fried chicken!
[14:03] Clara
    But we call it "muffle wuffle" at my house!
[14:06] Clara
    Cute nickname, huh?
[14:07] Asmodeus
    Don't assume your household rules
    apply elsewhere, you moron!
[14:12] Clara
    But you said you knew what it was.
[14:14] Asmodeus
    That's enough! I'll do it! You just sit!
[14:18] ---
    You are truly the King of Fools!
[14:22] Clara
    But you know, Azz-Azz...
[14:25] Clara
    You wear pretty weird clothes.
[14:28] Asmodeus
    Huh?
[14:30] Clara
    The top part is short,
    the bottom part is long. It's white.
[14:34] Clara
    And you have swirly designs on your chest.
[14:36] Clara
    Talk about tacky.
[14:38] Asmodeus
    What in the world are you talking about?!
[14:42] Asmodeus
    This is a custom uniform made from the best
    materials by the high fashion brand Akumani.
SIGN    Custom
SIGN    Custom
[14:48] Asmodeus
    I had it made for the entrance ceremony.
[14:51] Clara
    Custard-san? Never heard of them.
[14:53] Asmodeus
    Custard who?
[14:54] Clara
    Give that back! If you make it,
    it's gonna taste all weird!
[14:59] Asmodeus
    If you make the dish,
    it's going to taste foolish!
[15:02] Both
    I can make it better!
[15:05] Some Voice
    Fight!
[15:07] Clara
    We'll both feed Iruma-chi!
[15:09] Asmodeus
    Whichever dish Iruma-sama
    says is delicious wins!
[15:12] Both
    The deadline is tomorrow morning!
[15:17] Sabro
    Are you ill?
[15:24] Clara
    I pretty much tried combining
    all of my favorite foods...
[15:28] Clara
    I think... it's good... maybe.
[15:33] Asmodeus
    Don't assume your household rules
    apply elsewhere, you moron!
[15:34] Clara
    I think it needs a little something else.
[15:36] Clara
    Maybe this won't be enough
    to cheer up Iruma-chi.
[15:40] Mommy
    You seem troubled, my daughter.
[15:42] Clara
    Mommy.
[15:44] Mommy
    Listen well, Clara. When you're cooking,
    the most important ingredient is love.
[15:48] Clara
    Love?
[15:49] Mommy
    You want Iruma-kun to cheer up, right?
[15:52] Clara
    Yeah!
[15:53] Mommy
    Don't worry, then! Just pour them in!
[15:56] Mommy
    All those feelings! The love!
[15:58] Babies
    Wuv!
[15:59] Clara
    Okay, Mommy!
[16:00] Konchie/Keebow
    Yay!
[16:02] Mommy
    Nom, nom, nom, the thing
    that everyone loves most
[16:06] Kids
    Mommy's homemade cooking!
[16:08] Konchie/Keebow
    Delicious!
[16:10] Kids
    Munch, munch, munch, our stomachs and hearts
[16:13] Mommy
    are completely full!
[16:14] Clara/Babies
    We're so, so happy!
[16:16] Konchie/Keebow
    Happy-py!
[16:18] All
    Boil, boil, boil
[16:20] Clara
    Fill it with lots of love!
[16:25] Clara
    Om nom nom, that's the best seasoning!
[16:34] ---
    Love, love!
[16:34] Clara
    Hey, is it good?
[16:37] Clara
    Gulp, gulp
[16:38] All
    Our mouths are filled with love
[16:41] Clara
    Dream-moon-moon
[16:43] Family
    It's not a dream!
[16:45] Mommy
    Flavor is important, but so is love!
[16:52] Kids
    Try imagining their happy faces
[16:56] Clara
    My chest feels hot!
[17:01] Clara
    I want them to eat it,
    I want them to say it's yummy
[17:11] Konchie/Keebow
    Fill it with love, love, love
[17:14] Mommy/Babies
    Fill it with love, love, love
[17:19] All
    Overflowing with love!
[17:37] David
    Steak!
[17:38] David
    Roast devibeef!
[17:39] David
    Devi yakitori! Meat pie!
[17:42] David
    Well done, Alice-sama. They're all perfect.
[17:45] Asmodeus
    Yes, they are...
[17:47] Asmodeus
    Just commonly perfect.
    That's not good enough!
[17:50] Asmodeus
    This is for Iruma-sama!
[17:52] Asmodeus
    Who knows what kind
    of strategy Clara will use?
[17:55] Valac Family
    Overflowing—
[17:58] Asmodeus
    I need to make something
    more special and mind-blowing!
[18:02] David
    Alice-sama, please do mind your manners.
[18:05] Asmodeus
    Something more elegant and emotional...
[18:08] David
    In that case, why not try a fish
    dish in addition to a meat dish?
[18:14] Asmodeus
    F-Fish?
[18:16] David
    For example, a devituna dish.
SIGN    Devituna
[18:17] Asmodeus
    Devituna?!
[18:19] Asmodeus
    Devituna...
[18:20] David
    You can stew it, grill it, steam it,
    or even eat it raw... Alice-sama?!
[18:28] David
    Are you still scared of fish?
[18:31] David
    I thought you'd be all right with
    it now that you've grown up.
[18:34] Asmodeus
    I-I can't deal with the smell. But...
[18:38] Asmodeus
    If it's for Iruma-sama, I, Asmodeus Alice,
[18:41] Asmodeus
    will overcome any hurdle!
SIGN    Poke
[18:50] David
    Alice-sama! You can do this!
[18:53] Maids
    We believe in you, Alice-sama!
[18:55] Nar
    Asmodeus's battle continued
    into the morning.
[18:58] ---
    I will triumph!
[19:02] Nar
    And, apparently, Clara was
    also dancing into the morning.
[19:09] Clara
    Okay, eat up!
[19:11] Asmodeus
    Please, enjoy...
[19:13] Iruma
    You two made these for me?
[19:16] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[19:16] Clara
    Ayup!
[19:18] Iruma
    My feels...
[19:19] Iruma
    You both did this for me...
[19:24] Iruma
    Thank you! I'll dig in right now!
[19:28] Clara
    Badump, badump...
[19:30] Iruma
    Nom, nom...
[19:31] Clara
    Badump, badump!
[19:34] Iruma
    It's so yummy!
[19:42] Asmodeus
    Badump, badump...
[19:44] Iruma
    Nom.
[19:45] Asmodeus
    Badump, badump!
[19:46] Iruma
    Gulp.
[19:47] Iruma
    It's so yummy!
[19:52] Asmodeus
    Which one was better?!
[19:54] Clara
    It's mine, right?
[19:55] Asmodeus
    No, no, it's mine!
[19:56] Clara
    It's mine!
[19:56] Iruma
    Wait, which...
[19:58] Clara
    Pick one!
[19:59] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama, have a bite of
    this for a palate cleanser!
[20:01] Clara
    No fair, Azz-Azz!
[20:02] Asmodeus
    It's perfectly fair!
[20:03] Clara
    Iruma-chi, you cheater!
[20:04] Asmodeus
    Out of the way!
[20:05] Clara
    You move, Azz-Azz!
[20:11] Iruma
    So yummy!
[20:13] Both
    Which?!
[20:14] Iruma
    Both are really yummy.
[20:16] ---
    If you eat them together,
    though, it's even better!
[20:19] Iruma
    Like, really!
[20:21] Iruma
    Here!
[20:29] Asmodeus
    This is...
[20:31] Clara
    ...yummy.
[20:32] Iruma
    Right?
[20:33] Iruma
    I think I like that the best.
[20:36] Iruma
    Thank you so much, you two!
[20:44] Iruma
    This is the best!
[20:47] Clara
    Looks like Iruma-chi is all better now.
[20:50] Asmodeus
    Indeed.
[20:51] Asmodeus
    And it did taste better when
     we combined them both.
[20:55] Clara
    Yeah.
[20:57] Asmodeus
    Looks like it's a draw.
[20:58] Clara
    Mm.
[21:04] Asmodeus
    You fool! Of course black
    would look better on Iruma-sama!
[21:08] Clara
    No! Yellow is better!
[21:09] Clara
    You have no taste, Azz-Azz!
    You won't be popular at all!
[21:10] Iruma
    They're such good friends...
[21:12] Asmodeus
    What?! Of course I'm popular!
[21:13] Clara
    Wow, you just said you're so popular that
    you don't know what to do with yourself!
[21:16] Asmodeus
    I did not!
[21:16] Come-Come
    Hurry up and pay me!
[21:18] Clara
    So you want to be popular!
[21:19] Asmodeus
    I mean, I'm... What's so wrong
    with being popular?!
[21:21] Iruma
    Truly...
[21:22] Iruma
    So much has happened since
    I came to the netherworld.
[21:25] Iruma
    I may be human,
    but I'm having so much fun here.
[21:31] Asmodeus
    Iruma-sama?
[21:33] Clara
    Iruma-chi?
[21:37] Clara
    Let's go, Iruma-chi!
[21:39] Asmodeus
    We have magical PE next.
[21:42] Iruma
    I have two people who'll
    do anything for me...
[21:45] Iruma
    My first two friends.
[21:50] Asmodeus
    Is something the matter?
[21:51] Iruma
    Uh, it's nothing. Let's go.
[21:54] Clara
    I'm gonna run like bam! And dash like vroom!
[21:56] Asmodeus
    Come now. Don't run in the halls!
    Wait... explode?
[21:57] Clara
    Then go kaboom and explode! It's so much fun!
[22:00] Iruma
    I'm going to continue my life here,
[22:04] Iruma
    in the netherworld.
[23:37] Sullivan
    Berobuppigaa zabagerrogero.
[23:40] Sullivan
    Good morning, Iruma-kun!
[23:41] Opera
    Good morning, Iruma-sama.
[23:44] Sullivan
    It's time for breakfast!
[23:45] Sullivan
    It's a beautiful day out there!
    Do you want to go for a walk?
[23:49] Evil Iruma
    ...loud.
[23:50] Sullivan
    Huh?
[23:51] Sullivan
    Shock...
[23:55] Evil Iruma
    I said,
[23:58] Evil Iruma
    it's the butt-crack of dawn
    and you're so damn loud,
[24:00] Evil Iruma
    you old geezer.
[24:06] Nar
    Sullivan's surprising morning.
[24:09] Nar
    What in the world happened to Iruma?
[24:14] Nar
    Let us bring you that story another time.
SIGN    End