E8 - Absolute Champion VS The True Leader

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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:06] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    I-1 Park
[00:10] Narration
    In order to save the zoo,
    the members of WUG ZOO formed WUG,
[00:14] Narration
    a new pro wrestling organization.
SIGN    Absolute Champion VS The True Leader
[00:16] Narration
    Will the girls be able
    to put on an exciting match?
[00:21] Announcer
    In the red corner is WUG wrestler,
    Lionel Shimada!
[00:29] Mayu
    Yo, brah! You're not going
    to beat me today, brah!
[00:32] Announcer
    In the blue corner is WUG wrestler,
    Bear Nanase!
[00:39] Yoshino
    Don't think you can beat me, brah!
[00:43] Announcer
    Your referee is Shark Hayashi.
[00:47] Matsuda
    As usual, your commentators are
    Matsuda and Tiger Katayama.
[00:52] Mayu
    What's wrong? Your voice is trembling.
[00:54] Yoshino
    M-My voice isn't trembling, brah.
[00:56] Mayu
    What a weak comeback.
[00:59] Mayu
    And you call yourself an idol?
[01:01] Yoshino
    Now you've said it.
[01:03] Yoshino
    I never liked you from the moment we met!
[01:06] Mayu
    What don't you like about me?
[01:08] Yoshino
    We're too similar.
[01:11] Yoshino
    We have nearly the same hair color.
[01:12] Yoshino
    Because of you, our fans never
    remember what I look like!
[01:15] Mayu
    That's just because you lack personality.
[01:17] Mayu
    The rest of our members are so lax
    because we have you for a leader.
[01:21] Mayu
    Especially Airi.
[01:22] Yoshino
    Wait. Airi's always been terrible.
[01:25] Mayu
    That's not true.
[01:26] Mayu
    With the right leadership,
    Airi wouldn't be so...
[01:29] Mayu
    No, she would be terrible.
[01:30] Yoshino
    Right?
[01:31] Matsuda
    This is an unexpected development.
[01:33] Matsuda
    Katayama-san, how do you
    think this match will go?
[01:36] Minami
    It's really tasty, meow.
[01:37] Matsuda
    "Tasty, meow." I see.
[01:39] Yoshino
    It takes seconds for her to forget
    the choreography and lyrics she's learned.
[01:42] Yoshino
    She's practically a human goldfish.
[01:44] Mayu
    Wait. Her memory may be bad, but Airi's
    greatest strength is her incompetence.
[01:48] Mayu
    You have to agree.
[01:49] Yoshino
    You're right.
[01:50] Yoshino
    The way she turns every dance into
    awkward flailing may be some kind of skill.
[01:54] Mayu
    Also, she always holds her left
    hand like she's holding a bowl.
[01:57] Yoshino
    That's incredible, too.
[01:59] Yoshino
    Airi's dancing sense is god-like.
[02:01] Matsuda
    They're on fire.
[02:03] Matsuda
    What do you think of this
    development, Katayama-san?
[02:05] Minami
    It's really tasty, meow.
[02:06] Matsuda
    "Tasty, meow." There it is again.
[02:08] Mayu
    But even Airi has improved
    under your leadership.
[02:12] Yoshino
    What?
[02:13] Mayu
    Not many people could lift Airi
    from water flea level to paramecium level.
[02:19] Yoshino
    Mayushi...
[02:23] Mayu
    Let's begin!
[02:24] Yoshino
    Let's do it!
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:32] Announcer
    The winner is Shark Hayashi!
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
SIGN    Today's Highlights
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] Airi
    Brah! Brah!
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:24] Airi
    You want some of this, brah?
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] Airi
    Bring it on, brah!
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO
[03:27] Announcer
    Thank you for watching!