# E8 - Absolute Champion VS The True Leader Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY49128WR/absolute-champion-vs-the-true-leader)
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***SIGN***    Wake Up, Girl ZOO!
**[00:02] Narration**
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
**[00:06] Narration**
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
***SIGN***    I-1 Park
**[00:10] Narration**
    In order to save the zoo,
    the members of WUG ZOO formed WUG,
**[00:14] Narration**
    a new pro wrestling organization.
***SIGN***    Absolute Champion VS The True Leader
**[00:16] Narration**
    Will the girls be able
    to put on an exciting match?
**[00:21] Announcer**
    In the red corner is WUG wrestler,
    Lionel Shimada!
**[00:29] Mayu**
    Yo, brah! You're not going
    to beat me today, brah!
**[00:32] Announcer**
    In the blue corner is WUG wrestler,
    Bear Nanase!
**[00:39] Yoshino**
    Don't think you can beat me, brah!
**[00:43] Announcer**
    Your referee is Shark Hayashi.
**[00:47] Matsuda**
    As usual, your commentators are
    Matsuda and Tiger Katayama.
**[00:52] Mayu**
    What's wrong? Your voice is trembling.
**[00:54] Yoshino**
    M-My voice isn't trembling, brah.
**[00:56] Mayu**
    What a weak comeback.
**[00:59] Mayu**
    And you call yourself an idol?
**[01:01] Yoshino**
    Now you've said it.
**[01:03] Yoshino**
    I never liked you from the moment we met!
**[01:06] Mayu**
    What don't you like about me?
**[01:08] Yoshino**
    We're too similar.
**[01:11] Yoshino**
    We have nearly the same hair color.
**[01:12] Yoshino**
    Because of you, our fans never
    remember what I look like!
**[01:15] Mayu**
    That's just because you lack personality.
**[01:17] Mayu**
    The rest of our members are so lax
    because we have you for a leader.
**[01:21] Mayu**
    Especially Airi.
**[01:22] Yoshino**
    Wait. Airi's always been terrible.
**[01:25] Mayu**
    That's not true.
**[01:26] Mayu**
    With the right leadership,
    Airi wouldn't be so...
**[01:29] Mayu**
    No, she would be terrible.
**[01:30] Yoshino**
    Right?
**[01:31] Matsuda**
    This is an unexpected development.
**[01:33] Matsuda**
    Katayama-san, how do you
    think this match will go?
**[01:36] Minami**
    It's really tasty, meow.
**[01:37] Matsuda**
    "Tasty, meow." I see.
**[01:39] Yoshino**
    It takes seconds for her to forget
    the choreography and lyrics she's learned.
**[01:42] Yoshino**
    She's practically a human goldfish.
**[01:44] Mayu**
    Wait. Her memory may be bad, but Airi's
    greatest strength is her incompetence.
**[01:48] Mayu**
    You have to agree.
**[01:49] Yoshino**
    You're right.
**[01:50] Yoshino**
    The way she turns every dance into
    awkward flailing may be some kind of skill.
**[01:54] Mayu**
    Also, she always holds her left
    hand like she's holding a bowl.
**[01:57] Yoshino**
    That's incredible, too.
**[01:59] Yoshino**
    Airi's dancing sense is god-like.
**[02:01] Matsuda**
    They're on fire.
**[02:03] Matsuda**
    What do you think of this
    development, Katayama-san?
**[02:05] Minami**
    It's really tasty, meow.
**[02:06] Matsuda**
    "Tasty, meow." There it is again.
**[02:08] Mayu**
    But even Airi has improved
    under your leadership.
**[02:12] Yoshino**
    What?
**[02:13] Mayu**
    Not many people could lift Airi
    from water flea level to paramecium level.
**[02:19] Yoshino**
    Mayushi...
**[02:23] Mayu**
    Let's begin!
**[02:24] Yoshino**
    Let's do it!
**[02:32] SONG**
    Tons of, tons of
**[02:32] Announcer**
    The winner is Shark Hayashi!
**[02:33] SONG**
    Tons of, tons of
**[02:34] SONG**
    This is tons of trouble
**[02:38] SONG**
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
***SIGN***    Today's Highlights
**[02:43] SONG**
    1 2 maniac
**[02:45] SONG**
    It's super niche
**[02:47] SONG**
    The sun 3 3
**[02:49] SONG**
    Might be taking a nap
**[02:51] SONG**
    In that regard by all means
**[02:54] SONG**
    Make yourselves at home
**[02:56] SONG**
    Even if your gloomy feelings
**[03:00] SONG**
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
**[03:04] SONG**
    Try to smile!
**[03:07] SONG**
    Everybody, everywhere
**[03:08] SONG**
    Is a super cute and loose character
**[03:11] SONG**
    Listen! Take a look
**[03:13] SONG**
    Even the swans
**[03:16] SONG**
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
**[03:20] SONG**
    Tons of, tons of
**[03:21] Airi**
    Brah! Brah!
**[03:21] SONG**
    Tons of, tons of
**[03:23] SONG**
    This is tons of trouble
**[03:24] Airi**
    You want some of this, brah?
**[03:25] SONG**
    Tons of, tons of
**[03:26] Airi**
    Bring it on, brah!
**[03:26] SONG**
    Tons of, tons of
**[03:27] SONG**
    WUG ZOO ZOO
**[03:27] Announcer**
    Thank you for watching!