E1 - Wake Up, Girls! ZOO

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SIGN    Wake Up, Girls 
    Zoo!
[00:01] Mayu
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:05] Mayu
    Due to the curator's careless
    management, the zoo is in a crisis.
SIGN    I-1 Park
SIGN    I-1 Park Expands Again
[00:14] Tange
    At this rate, we'll be absorbed by the I-1 Park!
[00:18] Tange
    Then I won't be the curator, anymore.
[00:21] Tange
    Handle it, Matsuda!
[00:23] Matsuda
    Handle it? But we only have
    one animal right now...
[00:32] Matsuda
    Our last animal!
[00:34] Matsuda
    President, without any animals,
    this isn't a zoo! It's just a park!
[00:39] Tange
    I guess I don't need you
    to be my zookeeper, then.
[00:42] Matsuda
    I can't have that!
[00:44] Tange
    Then hurry up and find some other animals!
SIGN    Become an Idol!
SIGN    Comes with 3 meals and a nap
SIGN    Professionals and amateurs welcome
[00:53] Minami
    I heard we could eat here for free.
SIGN    Minami
SIGN    Yoshino
[00:57] Yoshino
    I heard they're making over
    the zoo and wanted to help.
SIGN    Miyu
[01:01] Miyu
    Receiving attention
    from guests sounds fun.
SIGN    Airi
[01:05] Airi
    I-I hope I can
    become a zoo idol.
SIGN    Nanami
[01:09] Nanami
    Becoming an idol is just
    a checkpoint on my path.
SIGN    Kaya
[01:13] Kaya
    I'm trying to change myself.
[01:16] Matsuda
    What do you think?
[01:17] Matsuda
    I got all of these girls from my posters.
[01:20] Tange
    They're all savage beasts.
    There's something lacking in them.
[01:24] Nanami
    Say what? How rude!
[01:26] Kaya
    Now, now.
[01:27] Tange
    Matsuda, you have to find
    an animal to act as our centerpiece.
[01:31] Matsuda
    What kind of animal would that be?
[01:33] Tange
    Come up with something yourself.
[01:37] Matsuda
    An animal to act as the centerpiece, huh?
[01:39] Matsuda
    Huh? That animal over there...
[01:47] Matsuda
    Hey, you. Would you like to work at a zoo?
[01:50] Mayu
    Are you asking me to put myself on display?
[01:53] Matsuda
    Well, yes, but...
[01:55] Mayu
    I'm not interested.
[01:56] Matsuda
    Couldn't you do it, anyway?
[01:59] Mayu
    Please don't! Roar!
[02:03] Airi
    Mayu, wait.
[02:05] Airi
    If you join the zoo, they'll feed
    you just for sleeping all day.
[02:10] Mayu
    What? I don't have to leap through
    rings of fire or balance on balls?
[02:15] Airi
    Yeah.
[02:17] Mayu
    My name is Mayu!
    Please let me be an animal!
[02:21] Tange
    Looks like all the players are here.
[02:23] Tange
    Now that that's settled,
    starting tomorrow,
[02:26] Tange
    the Wake Up, Girl ZOO!
    will open its doors!
[02:29] All
    Wake Up, Girl ZOO?
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard, by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO