WUG ZOO!

E1 - Wake Up, Girls! ZOO
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girls 
    Zoo!
[00:01] Mayu
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:05] Mayu
    Due to the curator's careless
    management, the zoo is in a crisis.
SIGN    I-1 Park
SIGN    I-1 Park Expands Again
[00:14] Tange
    At this rate, we'll be absorbed by the I-1 Park!
[00:18] Tange
    Then I won't be the curator, anymore.
[00:21] Tange
    Handle it, Matsuda!
[00:23] Matsuda
    Handle it? But we only have
    one animal right now...
[00:32] Matsuda
    Our last animal!
[00:34] Matsuda
    President, without any animals,
    this isn't a zoo! It's just a park!
[00:39] Tange
    I guess I don't need you
    to be my zookeeper, then.
[00:42] Matsuda
    I can't have that!
[00:44] Tange
    Then hurry up and find some other animals!
SIGN    Become an Idol!
SIGN    Comes with 3 meals and a nap
SIGN    Professionals and amateurs welcome
[00:53] Minami
    I heard we could eat here for free.
SIGN    Minami
SIGN    Yoshino
[00:57] Yoshino
    I heard they're making over
    the zoo and wanted to help.
SIGN    Miyu
[01:01] Miyu
    Receiving attention
    from guests sounds fun.
SIGN    Airi
[01:05] Airi
    I-I hope I can
    become a zoo idol.
SIGN    Nanami
[01:09] Nanami
    Becoming an idol is just
    a checkpoint on my path.
SIGN    Kaya
[01:13] Kaya
    I'm trying to change myself.
[01:16] Matsuda
    What do you think?
[01:17] Matsuda
    I got all of these girls from my posters.
[01:20] Tange
    They're all savage beasts.
    There's something lacking in them.
[01:24] Nanami
    Say what? How rude!
[01:26] Kaya
    Now, now.
[01:27] Tange
    Matsuda, you have to find
    an animal to act as our centerpiece.
[01:31] Matsuda
    What kind of animal would that be?
[01:33] Tange
    Come up with something yourself.
[01:37] Matsuda
    An animal to act as the centerpiece, huh?
[01:39] Matsuda
    Huh? That animal over there...
[01:47] Matsuda
    Hey, you. Would you like to work at a zoo?
[01:50] Mayu
    Are you asking me to put myself on display?
[01:53] Matsuda
    Well, yes, but...
[01:55] Mayu
    I'm not interested.
[01:56] Matsuda
    Couldn't you do it, anyway?
[01:59] Mayu
    Please don't! Roar!
[02:03] Airi
    Mayu, wait.
[02:05] Airi
    If you join the zoo, they'll feed
    you just for sleeping all day.
[02:10] Mayu
    What? I don't have to leap through
    rings of fire or balance on balls?
[02:15] Airi
    Yeah.
[02:17] Mayu
    My name is Mayu!
    Please let me be an animal!
[02:21] Tange
    Looks like all the players are here.
[02:23] Tange
    Now that that's settled,
    starting tomorrow,
[02:26] Tange
    the Wake Up, Girl ZOO!
    will open its doors!
[02:29] All
    Wake Up, Girl ZOO?
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard, by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO

E2 - Aquarium GO!
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:06] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    Ninja
[00:10] Narration
    The members of WUG decided
    to put on a ninja show to bring in guests.
[00:14] Narration
    While training to become ninjas,
[00:16] Narration
    the seven girls got caught up in the
    spectacular conflict between the Iga and Koga.
[00:21] Narration
    What does the future have in
    store for the girls this week?
[00:26] Minami
    I wonder if a lot of guests will come.
[00:28] Airi
    Glub, glub.
[00:30] Nanami
    They will come.
[00:31] Nanami
    After all, these places are
    a standard location for dates.
[00:33] Miyu
    That's right. They're far
    more romantic than the zoo.
[00:37] Kaya
    Glub, glub.
[00:39] Miyu
    I call it our plan to bring in guests
    to the aquarium and make tons of money!
[00:44] Minami
    I'm so glad we have Airi and Kaya-tan.
[00:48] Nanami
    Everyone should have fish and reptile friends.
[00:52] Minami
    Do you think we'll get paid
    more once we get more guests?
[00:56] Miyu
    I'm sure we will.
[00:58] Miyu
    When we do, I'm going to buy a new dress.
[01:01] Minami
    I'm going to buy meat.
[01:03] Minami
    There's Maesawa beef and Sendai beef and...
[01:06] Nanami
    Minyami, you're practically a cow yourself.
[01:09] Miyu
    What about you, Nanamin?
    Is there anything you want?
[01:13] Nanami
    I'll probably get tickets
    to a Hikarizuka performance.
[01:17] Miyu
    You're so serious, Nanamin.
[01:19] Minami
    Then there's Yonezawa beef
    and Yamagata beef and...
[01:23] Nanami
    Minyami, you care more
    about food than seduction.
[01:26] Miyu
    Do you think you're sexy, Nanamin?
[01:31] Nanami
    What do you mean?
[01:32] Miyu
    I'm asking about your love life.
[01:33] Miyu
    Your love life.
[01:35] Nanami
    Wh-What are you talking about, Miyu?
[01:37] Nanami
    W-We're idols!
[01:40] Miyu
    Come on. I won't tell anyone else.
[01:44] Nanami
    But scandals are strictly prohibited!
[01:47] Miyu
    What kind of men do you like, Nanamin?
[01:50] Miyu
    I like men with clear eyes and aquiline noses...
[01:55] Nanami
    You just want to talk about yourself.
[01:58] Miyu
    That's not true.
[02:00] Miyu
    I'll guess what kind of men you like.
[02:03] Nanami
    What? Th-There's no way you know what...
[02:06] Nanami
    H-Hey. Minyami, say something.
[02:09] Minami
    Just a little farther south,
    there's Fukushima beef.
[02:11] Minami
    At that point, I might as well
    go all the way for Kobe beef...
[02:15] Nanami
    She's hopeless.
[02:16] Miyu
    Nanamin, your type is
    wild and carnivorous men.
[02:21] Nanami
    What? Wh-What are you talking about?
[02:24] Miyu
    In other words, you're into werewolves.
    Am I right?
[02:27] Nanami
    N-No!
[02:29] Miyu
    You're playing dumb again.
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard, by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:22] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO

E3 - Scary Story GO!
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:01] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:05] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
[00:11] Narration
    Because of leaks and power outages,
    we've been gathered inside one room today.
[00:15] Narration
    At first, it was fun, like a sleepover...
[00:19] Narration
    But for some reason, Minami hasn't
    returned from going to the restroom.
[00:23] Yoshino
    Minami's taking a long time, isn't she?
[00:25] Yoshino
    It's been quite a while.
[00:27] Kaya
    Maybe she got lost on her way back.
[00:29] Yoshino
    Maybe. It seems dark in the hallway.
[00:34] Mayu
    I need to go the restroom, too.
[00:37] Mayu
    Does anyone want to come with me?
[00:38] Mayu
    What about you, Kaya and Yoppi?
[00:39] Kaya
    I'm fine.
[00:41] Yoshino
    I'm fine, too.
[00:43] Mayu
    We'll come back once we find Minami.
[00:45] Kaya
    Okay, thanks.
[00:49] Kaya
    You're one of those, Yoppi.
[00:51] Yoshino
    Huh? What?
[00:52] Kaya
    You're a scaredy-cat.
[00:53] Yoshino
    N-No, I'm not.
[00:55] Kaya
    Don't pretend you're not.
[00:57] Kaya
    You didn't go to the restroom
    because you were scared, weren't you?
[01:00] Yoshino
    I-I'm not that scared of—
[01:03] ---
    Jeez!
[01:05] Yoshino
    What are you doing?
[01:07] Kaya
    Sorry, sorry.
[01:07] Kaya
    Jeez.
[01:09] Yoshino
    Kaya.
[01:09] Yoshino
    Ow, ow.
[01:13] Kaya
    The girls are taking a long time.
[01:15] Yoshino
    Yeah.
[01:16] Kaya
    All right. I'm going to go look for them.
[01:18] Yoshino
    What? Don't leave me alone.
[01:20] Kaya
    Do you want to come with me, then?
[01:22] Yoshino
    O-Okay...
[01:26] Kaya
    Yoppi, I can't walk. You're too close.
[01:29] Yoshino
    B-But...
[01:32] Yoshino
    What is this? It's red.
[01:34] Kaya
    How disgusting.
[01:36] Kaya
    It leads down the stairs.
[01:38] Yoshino
    Let's go back.
[01:40] Kaya
    We can't. Something may
    have happened to them.
[01:42] Kaya
    Let's go.
[01:43] Yoshino
    What?
[01:44] Yoshino
    Hey, are you really going?
[01:49] Kaya
    It leads into this room.
[01:51] Yoshino
    L-Let's turn back.
[01:53] Kaya
    But everyone may be inside.
[01:56] Yoshino
    Maybe, but...
[02:00] Yoshino
    Let's go back.
[02:02] Kaya
    I'm opening the door.
[02:05] Kaya
    Minami?
[02:07] Yoshino
    Minami. Oh, good.
[02:09] Yoshino
    Everyone's missing.
    We've been so worried.
[02:12] Minami
    It's really tasty, meow.
[02:14] Yoshino
    Minami?
[02:17] Minami
    It's really tasty, meow!
[02:22] Minami
    Do you girls want some, too?
[02:25] Minami
    They're cream yakisoba rolls
    with strawberry jam on top!
[02:29] Yoshino
    What are you eating?!
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard, by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:22] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO

E4 - Game GO!
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:01] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:05] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    Wake Up, Girls ZOO!
SIGN    Enter the Zoo
SIGN    Lovey-Dovey
SIGN    Super Date Strategy
SIGN    Miyu
SIGN    Zoo Entrance
[00:10] Miyu
    It's not a zoo date without me-eagle.
[00:14] Miyu
    I'm so cute, aren't I?
SIGN    Mayu
[00:16] Mayu
    You think so? I think lions
    are more magnificent.
SIGN    Miyu
[00:20] Miyu
    What? You can't go without me-eagle.
[00:22] Miyu
    I'm obviously the zoo's lovely idol angel.
SIGN    Mayu
[00:26] Mayu
    You think so? I think lions are better.
[00:29] Mayu
    Wouldn't you rather go on a date with a lion?
SIGN    Go on a date with Mayu
SIGN    Go on a date with Miyu
[00:34] Mayu
    Great. I knew you'd choose me.
SIGN    Miyu
[00:36] Miyu
    What? But I'm cuter.
SIGN    Mayu
[00:39] Mayu
    Miyu, you shouldn't pressure
    people to do things your way.
SIGN    Miyu
[00:42] Miyu
    I can't accept this! Oh, I know!
[00:45] Miyu
    You chose the wrong person, didn't you?
SIGN    Mayu
[00:48] Mayu
    Our names are similar...
SIGN    Miyu
[00:50] Miyu
    Let's try that again!
[00:52] Miyu
    You want to go on a date with me-eagle, right?
SIGN    Go on a date with Miyu
SIGN    Go on a date with Miyu
SIGN    Go on a date with Miyu
SIGN    Go on a date with Miyu
SIGN    Miyu
[00:59] Miyu
    See? I knew you meant to pick me!
[01:01] Miyu
    You have to play fair, Mayushi.
SIGN    Mayu
[01:03] Mayu
    What?! Me?!
SIGN    Aquarium
SIGN    Miyu
[01:06] Miyu
    This is our recently constructed aquarium!
[01:09] Miyu
    Aren't the animals in the water super cute?
SIGN    You're more wonderful, Miyu. You're more beautiful, Miyu.  You're so pretty, kind, and charming, Miyu.
SIGN    You're cuter, Miyu.
SIGN    You're cuter, Miyu.  You're more wonderful, Miyu. You're more beautiful, Miyu.  You're so pretty, kind, and charming, Miyu.
SIGN    You're so pretty, kind, and charming, Miyu.
[01:14] Miyu
    Sheesh! What are you talking about?
SIGN    Favor Increases
SIGN    Miyu
SIGN    Panda Park
[01:19] Miyu
    Our zoo finally has a panda!
[01:22] Miyu
    Her makeup is perfect, isn't it?
[01:24] Miyu
    Do you prefer girls who are
    good at putting on makeup?
SIGN    Your natural makeup is the best, Miyu.
SIGN    I love you without makeup, Miyu.  You're a goddess the way you are, Miyu. Your smile is so brilliant I can't see anything else, Miyu.
SIGN    Your natural makeup is the best, Miyu.  I love you without makeup, Miyu.  You're a goddess the way you are, Miyu. Your smile is so brilliant I can't see anything else, Miyu.
SIGN    Your smile is so brilliant I can't see anything else, Miyu.
SIGN    Miyu
[01:31] Miyu
    There you go again. I'm glad, though!
SIGN    Favor Increases
SIGN    Miyu
SIGN    Survival Area
[01:38] Miyu
    I actually made us lunch.
[01:41] Miyu
    What kind of side dishes do you
    like? I'll feed you something.
[01:45] Miyu
    The animals are having lunch, too.
[01:47] Miyu
    It's so cute how desperate they are.
SIGN    You're a thousand times cuter, Miyu.
SIGN    You truly are an angel, Miyu.   I can't live with you, Miyu. Love is forever.
SIGN    You're a thousand times cuter, Miyu.  You truly are an angel, Miyu.   I can't live with you, Miyu. Love is forever.
SIGN    Love is forever.
SIGN    Miyu
[01:51] Miyu
    If you keep saying that, I'll believe you.
SIGN    Favor Increases
SIGN    Miyu
SIGN    Hill With a View of the Sunset
[01:56] Miyu
    The sunset is beautiful.
[01:59] Miyu
    What are you looking at?
[02:01] Miyu
    You're so close. You're embarrassing me.
[02:04] Miyu
    If you keep looking at me like that,
    I'll fall in love with you.
[02:08] Miyu
    You wouldn't want that, would you?
SIGN    I already love you.
SIGN    I can't think about anything but loving you.  I love you as much as fried chicken.  But we're already dating.
SIGN    I already love you.  I can't think about anything but loving you.  I love you as much as fried chicken.  But we're already dating.
SIGN    But we're already dating.
SIGN    I love you as much as fried chicken.
SIGN    Miyu
[02:12] Miyu
    Really1? Say it again 1n¥
[02:15] Miyu
    Give me more compliments 1n¥
[02:17] Miyu
    More, more! More, more, more, more.
[02:19] Miyu
    Moreeeeee
[02:22] Kaya
    Huh?
[02:22] Kaya
    What is this?
[02:24] Miyu
    It's a game I made.
[02:26] Miyu
    It's sure to bring in guests.
[02:28] Miyu
    What do you think?
[02:29] Kaya
    You're the only one who enjoys this.
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard, by all means
[02:53] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO

E5 - Figures GO!
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:06] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
[00:10] Narration
    In order to promote the zoo, the girls
    participated in a figure skating grand prix.
[00:15] Narration
    Miyu's quadruple axel jump
    nearly secures the girls' victory,
[00:19] Narration
    but when it's discovered she's a bird,
    her medal is stripped from her.
SIGN    She's a Bird
SIGN    Stripped of her Gold Medal
[00:23] Narration
    What does the future have in
    store for the girls this week?
[00:27] Airi
    Hello, Mayushi? What's wrong?
[00:31] Yoshino
    What? Are you playing Red Light, Green Light?
[00:35] Mayu
    No. I'm coming up with poses for my figure.
[00:37] Airi
    Figure?
[00:38] Yoshino
    Figure skating?
[00:40] Mayu
    No. The kind of figures that enthusiasts like.
[00:43] Yoshino
    Oh, those.
[00:44] Airi
    You mean those doll things?
[00:46] Mayu
    Yeah. I think our era is all about figures.
[00:50] Airi
    What do you mean?
[00:51] Mayu
    When an anime gets a figure,
    it's proof of its popularity.
[00:55] Mayu
    Having figures means you're popular.
[00:58] Mayu
    If we release figures,
    we'll become popular, too!
[01:01] Airi
    Isn't it the other way around?
[01:03] Airi
    I thought you get figures
    because you're popular...
[01:05] Mayu
    If we sell them as merchandise,
    the zoo should make a lot of money.
[01:09] Yoshino
    That's a good idea.
[01:11] Airi
    But there are all kinds of figures.
[01:14] Mayu
    Yeah.
[01:15] Mayu
    For example, a figure for
    children might look like this.
[01:20] Both
    That's terrifying!
[01:21] Mayu
    You think so? Then I'll make it
    cute by sticking my tongue out.
[01:23] Airi
    That's even scarier.
    You'll make children cry.
[01:26] Yoshino
    You're obviously trying to eat something.
[01:29] Mayu
    Really? No good, huh?
[01:31] Airi
    I think you should do
    something cute for children.
[01:34] Airi
    Like this.
[01:36] Yoshino
    That's so cute. I'll give it a try.
[01:42] Mayu
    Yoppi, try opening your mouth.
[01:44] Airi
    Huh?
[01:44] Mayu
    Airi, lie down.
[01:46] Yoshino
    What? Why?
[01:48] Mayu
    Just do it!
[01:48] Mayu
    That's what the producer inside me is saying!
[01:51] Airi
    Like this?
[01:53] Yoshino
    What's wrong with you?
[01:55] Mayu
    Yoppi, get on all fours.
[01:57] Mayu
    Airi, lift your body off the ground.
[02:01] Yoshino
    What was that for?
[02:01] Airi
    Ow...
[02:03] Airi
    Yoppi, don't talk.
    Your teeth are stabbing me.
[02:08] Mayu
    That's it!
[02:09] Mayu
    It's sure to be a hit!
[02:11] Mayu
    I have a feeling every family will have
    one of these on display in their entryway!
[02:15] Airi
    Ow...
[02:15] Airi
    Huh? I think I've seen
    something like this before.
SIGN    Limited Edition Figure
SIGN    Limited Edition Figure
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
[02:25] Yoshino
    This...
[02:29] Yoshino
    This isn't a figure. It's a souvenir!
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO

E6 - Distributing Fliers GO!
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:01] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:05] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    I-1 Park
[00:09] Matsuda
    There.
[00:10] Matsuda
    Can the three of you go hand these out?
SIGN    Sendai Station
[00:13] Narration
    Zookeeper Matsuda asked us to work in the city,
[00:18] Narration
    but we were met with a harsh response:
    no one would accept our fliers.
[00:23] Nanami
    Ugh. I can't do this anymore!
[00:25] Nanami
    No one's accepting our fliers!
[00:26] Minami
    We still have this many to hand out.
[00:28] Minami
    No one accepts fliers these days,
    unless they come with tissues.
[00:32] Minami
    I'm hungry.
[00:35] Nanami
    No one would accept a flier from a wild beast.
[00:39] Minami
    I'm hungry.
[00:42] Miyu
    Don't say that. Let's do our best.
[00:45] Miyu
    A journey of a thousand
    miles begins with one step.
[00:46] Miyu
    Our steady efforts will
    eventually come to fruition.
[00:49] Nanami
    Yeah, but everyone's gone now.
[00:53] Minami
    What?
[00:57] Minami
    Hey, isn't that a TV station helicopter?
[01:00] Nanami
    Are they filming us?
[01:03] Miyu
    This is a great opportunity
    for us to greatly increase
[01:05] Miyu
    the effectiveness of our advertising!
[01:07] Miyu
    Hello! We're from the zoo!
[01:12] Nanami
    These are our fliers!
[01:14] Minami
    Our fliers!
[01:16] Minami
    They're leaving!
[01:18] Nanami
    What are you, blind?
    Make sure you're filming us!
[01:22] Miyu
    Wait!
[01:25] Nanami
    Miyu, are you an eagle who can't fly?
[01:32] Miyu
    I won't give up.
[01:34] Miyu
    I'll do anything to become a zoo idol!
[01:41] Miyu
    Hello! I'm Miyu-Miyu, the zoo's shining star!
[01:46] Nanami
    That's the supreme technique
    exhibited by ambitious animals
[01:50] Nanami
    who have solidified their resolve!
[01:52] Minami
    I'll hand out fliers, too!
[01:58] Nanami
    I-I can do it, too!
[02:05] Miyu
    We're here in Sendai today to distribute fliers!
[02:09] Nanami
    These are our fliers!
[02:11] Minami
    Our fliers!
[02:15] Nanami
    Don't eat it! You'll upset your stomach!
[02:17] Miyu
    Have some fliers!
[02:19] Caster
    The giant beasts seem to be
    desperately trying to advertise something.
SIGN     Giant Beasts 
    in Sendai
[02:23] Caster
    The city of Sendai is unable
    to conceal its bewilderment
[02:25] Caster
    as it hurries to deal with the creatures.
[02:27] Matsuda
    Amazing.
[02:28] Matsuda
    Wait! You can't see
    the fliers when you're that big!
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO
[03:29] ---
    

E7 - Single Grand Attraction GO!
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:05] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    I-1 Park
[00:10] Narration
    In this time of crisis, Nanami,
    WUG ZOO's number one entertainer,
[00:13] Narration
    suggests bringing in guests
    with a single, grand attraction
[00:15] Narration
    if the zoo is short on funds.
[00:18] Narration
    Will her plan go well?
[00:22] Nanami
    The first phase of the plan is "grand scenery!"
[00:27] Yoshino
    Amazing! This might actually work!
[00:29] Yoshino
    Wh-What is this?
[00:31] Nanami
    I used all our budget on the scenery.
[00:35] Yoshino
    Nanamin, our guests come to see us.
[00:38] Yoshino
    Shouldn't we focus on
    strengthening our characters
[00:40] Yoshino
    instead of improving our backdrops?
[00:42] Nanami
    You're right. The quality
    of the art is important, too.
[00:44] Yoshino
    Umm... What are you talking about?
[00:47] Nanami
    Don't worry about it.
[00:48] Nanami
    Phase two of the plan is "smooth animation!"
[00:53] Nanami
    How's this?
[00:55] Yoshino
    It's amazing! It's so cool!
[00:58] Nanami
    How's this?
[01:00] Yoshino
    Yeah, I like it.
[01:03] Nanami
    How's this?
[01:05] Yoshino
    I told you. I like it.
[01:08] Yoshino
    Nanamin, you've just been doing
    the same thing over and over.
[01:13] Nanami
    Yeah, I used our whole
    budget on this single cut.
[01:16] Yoshino
    What?
[01:18] Nanami
    But fans gratefully watch
    transformation scenes over and over, right?
[01:22] Yoshino
    Won't our guests get tired of watching only this?
[01:27] Nanami
    Then let's move onto phase three,
    "super CGI strategy!"
[01:32] Nanami
    We're entering the age of CGI!
[01:37] Yoshino
    But even an amateur like myself
    can tell how weird it looks.
[01:41] Yoshino
    You definitely hired the wrong studio.
[01:43] Nanami
    You've got a lot of complaints, don't you?
[01:45] Nanami
    Fine, I got it.
[01:47] Nanami
    How about this?
[01:50] Yoshino
    Amazing!
[01:51] Yoshino
    These visuals will definitely draw in guests.
[01:56] Yoshino
    Huh? Nanamin, what about your face?
[01:58] Nanami
    That's none of your business.
[02:00] Yoshino
    R-Really? In any case, I'm sure
    this quality will be a huge success.
[02:05] Yoshino
    Our anime is sure to get a second season!
[02:08] Nanami
    Of course.
[02:10] Yoshino
    Nanamin, come to think of it,
    you haven't been moving at all, have you?
[02:13] Nanami
    I used the entire budget on the art.
[02:16] Nanami
    All I can do is move my mouth.
[02:18] Yoshino
    What?
[02:18] Nanami
    Who cares? People are only
    interested in pretty pin-ups.
[02:23] Yoshino
    N-Nanamin, don't you think
    you're being too harsh?
[02:25] Nanami
    Now, let's go get guests
    with my beautiful dancing!
[02:29] Yoshino
    What? You're going out like that?
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO

E8 - Absolute Champion VS The True Leader
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:06] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    I-1 Park
[00:10] Narration
    In order to save the zoo,
    the members of WUG ZOO formed WUG,
[00:14] Narration
    a new pro wrestling organization.
SIGN    Absolute Champion VS The True Leader
[00:16] Narration
    Will the girls be able
    to put on an exciting match?
[00:21] Announcer
    In the red corner is WUG wrestler,
    Lionel Shimada!
[00:29] Mayu
    Yo, brah! You're not going
    to beat me today, brah!
[00:32] Announcer
    In the blue corner is WUG wrestler,
    Bear Nanase!
[00:39] Yoshino
    Don't think you can beat me, brah!
[00:43] Announcer
    Your referee is Shark Hayashi.
[00:47] Matsuda
    As usual, your commentators are
    Matsuda and Tiger Katayama.
[00:52] Mayu
    What's wrong? Your voice is trembling.
[00:54] Yoshino
    M-My voice isn't trembling, brah.
[00:56] Mayu
    What a weak comeback.
[00:59] Mayu
    And you call yourself an idol?
[01:01] Yoshino
    Now you've said it.
[01:03] Yoshino
    I never liked you from the moment we met!
[01:06] Mayu
    What don't you like about me?
[01:08] Yoshino
    We're too similar.
[01:11] Yoshino
    We have nearly the same hair color.
[01:12] Yoshino
    Because of you, our fans never
    remember what I look like!
[01:15] Mayu
    That's just because you lack personality.
[01:17] Mayu
    The rest of our members are so lax
    because we have you for a leader.
[01:21] Mayu
    Especially Airi.
[01:22] Yoshino
    Wait. Airi's always been terrible.
[01:25] Mayu
    That's not true.
[01:26] Mayu
    With the right leadership,
    Airi wouldn't be so...
[01:29] Mayu
    No, she would be terrible.
[01:30] Yoshino
    Right?
[01:31] Matsuda
    This is an unexpected development.
[01:33] Matsuda
    Katayama-san, how do you
    think this match will go?
[01:36] Minami
    It's really tasty, meow.
[01:37] Matsuda
    "Tasty, meow." I see.
[01:39] Yoshino
    It takes seconds for her to forget
    the choreography and lyrics she's learned.
[01:42] Yoshino
    She's practically a human goldfish.
[01:44] Mayu
    Wait. Her memory may be bad, but Airi's
    greatest strength is her incompetence.
[01:48] Mayu
    You have to agree.
[01:49] Yoshino
    You're right.
[01:50] Yoshino
    The way she turns every dance into
    awkward flailing may be some kind of skill.
[01:54] Mayu
    Also, she always holds her left
    hand like she's holding a bowl.
[01:57] Yoshino
    That's incredible, too.
[01:59] Yoshino
    Airi's dancing sense is god-like.
[02:01] Matsuda
    They're on fire.
[02:03] Matsuda
    What do you think of this
    development, Katayama-san?
[02:05] Minami
    It's really tasty, meow.
[02:06] Matsuda
    "Tasty, meow." There it is again.
[02:08] Mayu
    But even Airi has improved
    under your leadership.
[02:12] Yoshino
    What?
[02:13] Mayu
    Not many people could lift Airi
    from water flea level to paramecium level.
[02:19] Yoshino
    Mayushi...
[02:23] Mayu
    Let's begin!
[02:24] Yoshino
    Let's do it!
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:32] Announcer
    The winner is Shark Hayashi!
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
SIGN    Today's Highlights
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] Airi
    Brah! Brah!
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:24] Airi
    You want some of this, brah?
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] Airi
    Bring it on, brah!
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO
[03:27] Announcer
    Thank you for watching!

E9 - WUG ZOO Ranger Show
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[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:06] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    I-1 Park
[00:10] Narration
    Suddenly, a band of righteous heroes
    known as the WUG Zoo Rangers appears!
[00:14] Narration
    They rise to defeat the evil organization
[00:16] Narration
    I-1 Park which plans
    to conquer the whole world!
[00:18] Narration
    Don't miss the first and only performance
    of this grand, all-star lineup!
[00:22] Narration
    What does the future have in store for
    the WUG ZOO members this week?
SIGN    WUG ZOO Ranger Show
[00:28] Mayu
    I am Lion Red!
[00:30] Minami
    Tiger Yellow!
[00:31] Airi
    Shark Navy!
[00:33] Miyu
    Eagle Orange!
[00:34] Kaya
    C-Crocodile Green!
[00:36] Nanami
    Wolf Purple!
[00:38] Yoshino
    And I am Bear Blue!
[00:40] Yoshino
    Together, the seven of us are...
[00:43] All
    ...the WUG ZOO Rangers!
SIGN    WUG ZOO Ranger Show
[00:48] Yoshino
    G-Good girls and boys, is everyone doing well?
[00:59] Yoshino
    You're the evil organization
    that opposes us, I-1... something!
[01:04] Kaya
    It's not fair for a bunch
    of you to suddenly appear!
[01:07] Yoshino
    We won't let you hurt the animators.
[01:11] Yoshino
    Let's go, girls!
[01:13] Kaya
    Adult Circumstances Kick!
[01:15] Yoshino
    Super Energy Chop!
[01:21] Yoshino
    They keep coming.
    There's no end to them.
[01:23] Kaya
    What should we do?
[01:27] Yoshino
    Y-You're the Twinkle Duo!
[01:34] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, but we can't
    afford any more characters.
[01:37] Kaya
    Thanks for sacrificing yourselves
    for the final episode.
[01:43] Yoshino
    You're... who?
[01:45] Kaya
    Whoever they are, we just have to defeat
    all unnecessary characters!
[01:50] Yoshino
    We managed to stop them.
[01:53] Kaya
    Leader, look!
[01:56] Yoshino
    You're kidding, right? You think
    we can afford a giant robot now?
[02:00] Yoshino
    Keep it together, Kaya.
    It's not too late.
[02:03] Yoshino
    Girls, let's give it everything we have!
[02:06] Yoshino
    Low Budget Beam!
[02:14] Kaya
    We did it!
[02:16] Matsuda
    Hey, girls! Good job—
[02:20] Matsuda
    But I was already part of the cast...
[02:26] Kaya
    Justice...
[02:28] All
    ...prevails!
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:24] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO

E10 - Final Episode GO!
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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
[00:03] Narration
    The members of Wake Up, Girl ZOO
    begin to realize that the zoo
[00:06] Narration
    is in serious danger of closing.
SIGN    I-1 Park
[00:10] Narration
    At Mayushi's suggestion, the girls decide
    to participate in the Animal Festival,
SIGN    Animal Festival 2014
[00:14] Narration
    which will determine the nation's
    best animal idol group, but...
[00:20] Tange
    Listen up, everyone!
[00:21] Tange
    Your next performance is the finals!
[00:24] Tange
    Wait! What? Where's Mayu?
[00:29] Mayu
    Sorry! I overslept!
[00:31] Mayu
    Let's do our best today, everyone.
[00:34] Mayu
    Huh? Yoppi?
[00:36] Mayu
    Where's Yoppi?
[00:41] Mayu
    Yoppi...
[00:43] Kaya
    That looks painful.
[00:45] Minami
    Yoppi, are you okay?
[00:48] Matsuda
    That doesn't look good.
[00:50] Matsuda
    Can you stand?
[00:52] Yoshino
    Ouch...
[00:56] Mayu
    Yoppi, it's okay.
[00:58] Mayu
    You can go on, right?
[00:59] Yoshino
    What?
[01:00] Mayu
    We made it this far.
[01:02] Mayu
    I know you don't want to drop out.
[01:06] Yoshino
    What?
[01:08] Airi
    Way to go, leader.
[01:09] Miyu
    Oh, Yoppi.
[01:11] Nanami
    That's the spirit.
[01:13] Mayu
    You don't have to jump.
[01:15] Yoshino
    O-Okay...
[01:16] Mayu
    Great.
[01:18] Mayu
    Okay, everyone.
[01:20] Mayu
    Let's go!
[01:21] Kaya
    Let's do our best!
[01:22] All
    Wake Up, Girl ZOO!
[01:25] Yoshino
    W-Wait!
[01:26] Yoshino
    Ouch...
[01:27] Matsuda
    Yoshino!
[01:28] Matsuda
    You can't go onstage like this.
[01:31] Matsuda
    I'm sorry, everyone,
    but this won't be our only opportunity.
[01:35] Matsuda
    It takes courage to back down!
[01:37] Mayu
    Roar!
[01:40] Mayu
    It's okay. You're not the only one in pain.
[01:44] Mayu
    Look at these bags under my eyes.
[01:46] Mayu
    I'm in terrible condition.
[01:48] Mayu
    I skipped breakfast, too.
[01:50] Miyu
    My shoulders are actually
    stiff from flying too much.
[01:55] Kaya
    I feel kind of listless.
[01:58] Airi
    This came off.
[02:00] Minami
    I'm hungry.
[02:02] Nanami
    Y-Y-You're all s-so s-sloppy.
[02:06] Mayu
    That's that.
[02:08] Yoshino
    What? I-Is everyone okay with this?
[02:11] Mayu
    All right, it's time!
[02:13] Mayu
    Let's win and get something good to eat!
[02:16] All
    Yeah!
[02:18] Yoshino
    Uh...
[02:19] ---
    Um... Y-Yeah...
[02:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:22] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:26] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:31] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:33] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:35] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:37] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:40] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:42] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:44] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[02:48] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[02:52] SONG
    Try to smile!
[02:55] SONG
    Everybody,everywhere
[02:56] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[02:59] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:01] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:04] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
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    You can jump, right, Yoppi?
[03:05] ---
    Eh?
[03:08] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:10] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:11] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:13] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
SIGN    Animal Festival 2014
[03:14] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:15] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO
SIGN    Beasts Run Wild
SIGN    Will Wake Up, Girl ZOO 
    be absorbed by I-1 Park?!
[03:22] Tange
    What does the future hold in store...
[03:24] All
    ...for the Wake Up, Girl ZOO?
SIGN    The End