# E9 - WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ME5072R/wanted-cheap-assistant-director)
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**[00:05] ---**
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN***    #9 WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
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*    We're at a temp agency*
*    in Ecuana.*
**[00:20] ---**
    So, what position
    do you need to fill?
**[00:23] ---**
    Assistant Director. This guy's
    pestering me to hire more people.
**[00:27] ---**
    I'm the only one, always coping
    with unreasonable demands.
**[00:30] ---**
    What kind of AD?
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    Someone who speaks clearly
    and doesn't moan.
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    Not lazy! Motivated!
    Capable!
**[00:41] ---**
    I am capable.
**[00:42] ---**
    Wait a moment.
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    How about him?
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    He's pretty handsome.
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    He'll help us pull girls at parties.
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    He may be useful.
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    What if he's
    the pure virgin type?
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    He wants too much money.
    Next!
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    Him?
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    Looks like a problem solver.
**[01:00] ---**
    Could be a good choice.
**[01:03] ---**
    He wants too much money.
    Next!
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    Him?
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    He's the worst. He should pay us.
**[01:10] ---**
    The worst?
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    He looks lazy and dumb.
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    He may come up with stories
    people can relate to.
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    He'll grumble, I'm sure.
**[01:20] ---**
    He wants too much money!
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    No, he doesn't. He's the cheapest.
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    Next!
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    Can't find a decent candidate.
    Next!
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    No good.
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    Too expensive.
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    Next!
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    That's expensive too.
    Next!
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    You keep doing that.
    What's your budget anyway?
**[01:36] ---**
    That's peanuts! I've never seen
    such a poor TV channel.
**[01:40] ---**
    You'll never find anyone
    with that budget.
**[01:45] ---**
    Miracle! You've got one hit.
**[01:47] ---**
    Really? I want to meet him.
**[01:48] ---**
    Wait, I'll pull the data out.
**[01:50] ---**
    This is the candidate
    matching your requirements.
**[01:55] ---**
    A monkey?
**[01:59] ---**
    It's a monkey, isn't it?
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    Hired!
**[02:03] ---**
    Wait a sec, it's just a monkey.
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    No problem whatsoever.
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    BIG problem, I'd say.
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    Look closer! Look at these
    lovely round eyes.
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    He screeches clearly.
    He's not lazy.
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    He's hired.
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    The simplest test ever.
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    Make a great AD out of him.
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    I have to raise it?
**[02:24] ---**
    Of course.
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    But it's a monkey!
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    Teach him how to greet people
    and use cue cards.
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    And how to order food.
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    If you're too strict,
    they quit nowadays.
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    Teach him about casting too.
**[02:37] ---**
    So soon? I haven't learnt that yet.
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    Do it.
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    Teach him how to be best
    buddies with influential managers.
**[02:44] ---**
    Can't do that.
    We don't have the budget.
**[02:47] ---**
    Jeez. He really likes bananas.
**[02:50] ---**
    He'll eat us one day.
    Guaranteed.