E7 - Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #7   Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS
[00:17] 7oka
    With the boat's engine stopped,
    we were left adrift on the sea.
[00:21] 7oka
    If this boat doesn't get moving, we're
    not gonna get anywhere with the shoot.
[00:24] 7mori
    You want to try hitching a ride?
[00:26] 7mori
    First, we'll send up a smoke signal
    so any nearby ships will notice us.
SIGN    Smoke Signal
SIGN    Smoke Signal
SIGN    Smoke Signal
[00:31] 7mori
    Burning this smoked squid
    should make for good smoke.
[00:34] 7oka
    All right, let's burn it all!
[00:36] 7oka
    Keep throwing stuff on there! We need smoke!
[00:40] 7oka
    There!
[00:41] 7oka
    Hey, this is pretty greasy.
    I bet it'll burn great.
[00:44] 7yama
    Captain. Captain.
[00:45] 7oka
    What now?
[00:46] 7yama
    Are you gonna burn that?
[00:47] 7oka
    Well, we have to burn it,
    or we won't have enough smoke.
[00:49] 7yama
    Do you know what it is?
[00:51] 7oka
    Quit interrupting me! You're such a pest.
[00:52] 7yama
    Yeah, but...
[00:52] 7oka
    Here we go!
[00:53] 7yama
    No, no, it's... my peel.
[00:56] 7oka
    Let go already!
[00:57] 7yama
    Absolutely not. I only brought one with me.
[01:00] 7oka
    It's yours, so it can go
    in the fire! Now give it!
[01:01] 7yama
    No, no... It's the only one I have...
[01:03] 7oka
    Give it!
[01:04] 7yama
    But it's good for all the warmer seasons...
[01:04] 7oka
    Look, think of the situation. Get a clue.
[01:05] 7yama
    I don't wanna.
[01:07] 7mori
    Hey, Captain, there are a few
    ships that noticed our signal!
[01:11] 7oka
    Okay, looks like the smoke
    signals did the job.
[01:14] 7oka
    Now we use these to send out a
    message requesting a rescue!
[01:17] 7oka
    Ta-da!
[01:19] 7oka
    Niinuma-brand messenger pigeons!
SIGN    Niinuma-Brand
    Messenger Pigeons
[01:22] 7oka
    They're the only method of communication 
    the company saw fit to give us.
[01:26] 7oka
    Time to see what super fancy
    messenger pigeons can really do!
[01:29] 7oka
    Take our message to those boats!
[01:31] 7oka
    We're counting on you!
[01:32] 7yama
    Go, Niinuma!
[01:36] 7oka
    Where the heck are they flying?
[01:38] 7oka
    They're fighting instead of going anywhere!
[01:40] 7mori
    I think all that squid smoke
    must've upset them...
[01:44] 7oka
    If they don't deliver our messages,
    the boats are gonna ignore us and sail away!
[01:49] 7mori
    Captain, look! One of them is
    actually heading toward a boat!
[01:54] 7oka
    Hey, you're right!
[01:55] 7oka
    It's a bit shaky, but it's using its
    unique strengths to charge ahead!
SIGN    Capitalizing on
    Unique Strengths
[01:58] 7oka
    That bird is just like TV Nanana!
[02:01] 7oka
    There you go, TV Nanana! 
    You can do it! Come on!
[02:10] 7mori
    The ship that got our message
    is headed this way.
[02:12] 7mori
    Looks like we'll be able to
    hitch a ride after all! Yay!
[02:15] 7oka
    You did a good job!
[02:17] 7oka
    Even without cell phones...
[02:19] Everybody
    We can manage with smoke
    signals and pigeons!
[02:22] Everybody
    Four, five, six, go Nanana!
[02:26] 7oka
    Okay, let's score us a free ride.
[02:31] 7oka
    Huh? What's with this boat?
[02:38] 7mori
    Wait... Those are the pirates
    that have been on the news lately.
[02:41] 7oka
    Pirates?!
[02:43] 7mori
    Why did you have to fly to the pirates?
[02:46] 7oka
    You should've checked first,
    damn slacker bird!
[02:50] 7oka
    Using your unique strengths is great and all,
    but you still need to get actual results!
[02:55] 7oka
    How could you not get that? Sheesh!