E6 - Salvation! Meeting Someone in Showbiz

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #6 Salvation! Meeting Someone in Showbiz
[00:16] 7oka
    Hey, Nanayama! You all right?
[00:18] 7yama
    I'm okay.
[00:20] 7oka
    Cool, we're gonna go on ahead.
[00:21] 7yama
    Please do— Wait, you're leaving?
[00:25] 7yama
    Holy crap, they really did it.
[00:29] Mouse
    What're you doing?
[00:32] 7yama
    I don't know how to answer that...
[00:33] Mouse
    You...
[00:33] 7yama
    I'm kind of dangling.
[00:36] Mouse
    Oh, is this one of those pitfall things?
[00:38] 7yama
    It is... one of those "things," yes.
[00:39] Mouse
    Boy, you sure fell for a basic trap, huh?
[00:42] 7yama
    Could you maybe stop staring and help me?
[00:44] 7yama
    Is there anything I can do?
[00:45] Mouse
    Oh, I know how to get you out.
    There's a secret trick to it.
[00:49] 7yama
    A secret trick?
[00:50] Mouse
    Yep.
[00:50] 7yama
    Look, it can be a well-known trick.
    Could you just use it to help me?
[00:53] Mouse
    Wait, mister, are you in showbiz?
[00:56] 7yama
    I guess, yeah, but could you—
[00:57] Mouse
    That's so cool!
[00:59] 7yama
    No, it's—
[00:59] Mouse
    You're in showbiz!
[01:01] 7yama
    Just behind the scenes.
[01:02] Mouse
    Do you use, like, showbiz jargon?
[01:05] 7yama
    Sure, sometimes...
[01:06] Mouse
    Say something.
[01:08] 7yama
    Well, there's "Giroppon."
[01:10] Mouse
    What's that?
[01:11] 7yama
    It's what we call Roppongi.
[01:12] Mouse
    Wow, that's real TV stuff!
[01:15] 7yama
    And there's "headlights on full-blast."
[01:17] Mouse
    Oh, what's that one?
[01:18] 7yama
    It means big boobs.
[01:20] Mouse
    That's so cool!
[01:21] 7yama
    So could you maybe help me now?
[01:24] Mouse
    I can do that, sure.
[01:25] Mouse
    Okay... Tell a joke first,
    then I'll save you.
[01:28] 7yama
    A joke? Look, I'm not a comedian...
[01:31] Mouse
    Tell one.
[01:33] 7yama
    I can't just... What do you—
[01:35] Mouse
    Yeah, but you've probably
    seen that kind of thing
[01:38] Mouse
    in the studio lots of times, right?
[01:40] 7yama
    Well, yeah, while I'm working,
    but that's just watching—
[01:43] Mouse
    If you don't have one of your own,
    just tell me one you've heard.
[01:46] 7yama
    Are you really gonna help me if I do?
[01:48] Mouse
    I've helped a bunch of people who did.
[01:51] 7yama
    People told you jokes?
[01:52] Mouse
    Sure!
[01:53] 7yama
    Wait, they just... told you jokes?
[01:55] Mouse
    They did!
[01:57] Mouse
    So, what've you got?
[01:59] 7yama
    I mean...
[01:59] Mouse
    Do you have anything?
[02:03] 7yama
    You... You ever open your fridge,
[02:08] 7yama
    even when you know there's nothing in it?
[02:12] Mouse
    Nah, not like that.
[02:15] 7yama
    What, what do you mean?
[02:16] Mouse
    I do know what that's like 
    because I've opened a fridge.
[02:20] Mouse
    But do you have, like, a funny joke?
[02:24] 7yama
    So sometimes, when the train is crowded,
[02:27] 7yama
    it'll stop at a station,
[02:29] 7yama
    and you get off just so
    you don't block the door,
[02:31] 7yama
    but then no one gets off.
    Talk about embarrassing!
[02:35] 7yama
    You ever put on new shoes in
    the house and just walk around,
[02:39] 7yama
    before you start really wearing them?
[02:41] Mouse
    I've never done that before.
[02:42] 7yama
    No, you don't answer!
    It's a rhetorical question!
[02:44] Mouse
    Oh, it is?
[02:44] 7yama
    You're not gonna help me at all, are you?
[02:45] Mouse
    Oh, my bad! I guess that was 
    pretty TV of you. Sorry.
[02:49] 7yama
    I mean, I work behind the scenes, okay?
[02:52] 7yama
    Plus, how am I supposed to be funny
    when I'm dangling here? Seriously.