E5 - Cunning? Traps Set by the Bakufu

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #5 Cunning? Traps Set by the Bakufu
[00:16] N
    TV Nanana takes their first
    steps beyond the hidden door
[00:19] N
    that leads to the Banagawa buried treasure.
[00:26] 7Mori
    There's a whole different vibe down here...
[00:29] 7oka
    I bet this place is haunted.
    It feels that way, right?
[00:31] 7mori
    It does.
[00:32] 7oka
    Or is a ghost already here?
[00:34] 7yama
    I'm not a ghost.
[00:36] 7oka
    It's just you!
[00:37] 7oka
    You spooked me.
[00:37] 7yama
    Of course it's me.
[00:38] 7oka
    Man, that was scary.
[00:40] 7saka
    This is no place for a bunch of
    amateurs to be going alone.
[00:43] 7saka
    Right? It might be dangerous.
SIGN    Actor Who's Studied the Buried Treasure
    Shichizaka Koji
[00:45] 7oka
    Shichizaka-san, you can't be down here!
[00:47] 7saka
    Now, wait a sec—
[00:48] 7oka
    Authorized personnel only! Go on, get out!
[00:50] 7saka
    There's a bunch of traps down here.
    Think you can handle that?
SIGN    Burial
    Records
[00:55] 7saka
    I could go with you...
[00:57] 7saka
    I'll even appraise the treasure for you!
[00:59] 7oka
    Enough already!
[00:59] 7saka
    And all I ask is half!
[01:01] 7oka
    Yeah, thanks, but no!
[01:02] 7oka
    I appreciate the offer. Now go away!
[01:03] 7saka
    But you boys can't...
[01:04] 7saka
    I doubt you know how to appraise...
[01:05] 7oka
    That hurts!
[01:06] 7saka
    Hey, watch it!
[01:07] 7oka
    Shut up and go home!
[01:10] 7oka
    Man, he doesn't know when to quit.
[01:12] 7mori
    But what're we gonna do
    if there really are traps?
[01:14] 7yama
    Maybe we could use Shichizaka-san's help.
[01:16] 7oka
    He's just bluffing so he can hog the treasure!
[01:19] 7mori
    Yeah, but what if there really are traps?
[01:21] 7oka
    There are no traps!
[01:21] 7yama
    We could probably use Shichizaka-san's help.
[01:22] 7oka
    There are no traps!
[01:23] 7oka
    Crap, it's the boss!
[01:25] 7oka
    Yeah, Boss?
[01:26] 7oka
    Oh, really?
[01:27] 7oka
    Understood.
[01:30] 7oka
    So it turns out... there are traps.
[01:32] 7yama
    See?
[01:33] 7mori
    This is what I was worried about!
[01:35] 7mori
    Well, I'll go get Shichizaka-san.
[01:37] 7oka
    Come on, there's need for that.
[01:40] 7mori
    You still think so?
[01:41] 7mori
    If there are traps, it'll be
    dangerous without an expert!
[01:43] 7oka
    I said it's fine!
[01:44] 7mori
    I'm gonna get him.
[01:45] 7oka
    Don't bother!
[01:46] 7mori
    I don't wanna walk into a trap!
[01:48] 7oka
    Yeah, but we don't need him!
[01:48] 7mori
    But I'm scared of traps!
[01:49] 7mori
    I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna—
[01:50] 7oka
    You dumbass!
[01:52] 7oka
    Listen, man. You know what'll happen
    if he becomes a part of this shoot?
[01:57] 7oka
    What'll happen? You mean...
[01:59] 7oka
    like him taking half the treasure?
[02:02] 7oka
    It means we have to pay him!
[02:04] Sign
    MINIMAL BUDGET
[02:07] 7yama
    Well, that's cheap.
[02:08] 7oka
    Our station doesn't have that kind of leeway!
[02:11] 7oka
    We have to move on! Just us!
[02:12] 7mori
    That's easy for you to say, but how
    are we gonna find the traps?
[02:15] 7oka
    Who do you think you're talking to?!
[02:18] 7oka
    With the razor-sharp senses I have
[02:19] 7oka
    that have guided us through countless
    dangers, in spite of our tiny budget...
[02:23] 7oka
    I will detect all the cunning
    traps that the bakufu set!
[02:29] 7oka
    Follow me!
[02:31] 7oka
    Huh? Wha...
[02:34] 7yama
    What happened to those razor-sharp senses?
[02:37] 7oka
    Hey, what do we do now?
[02:39] 7yama
    Want me to go get Shichizaka-san now?
[02:41] 7oka
    Maybe...
[02:43] 7oka
    Wait, hang on a sec.
[02:45] 7oka
    But if we have to pay him...
[02:47] 7oka
    I bet he's not cheap.
[02:49] 7oka
    What should we do?
[02:49] 7yama
    Well, if you're really not 
    sure, you wanna just fall?