E4 - A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 4    A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale
[00:17] 7oka
    Inside the body of a sperm whale,
[00:19] Sign
    Whale Land
[00:19] Sign
    Health Center
[00:20] 7oka
    we find a place of healing for TV production
    staff: the Whale Land Health Center.
[00:28] 7oka
    This time around, we'll be
    recovering from the exhaustion
[00:31] 7oka
    of location scouting in
    this particular sauna.
SIGN    Sauna Instructor
    Dafuku-senpai
[00:37] Fukuda
    It's time to begin the Löyly.
[00:40] 7oka
    Löyly refers to a type of
    Finnish sauna treatment.
[00:46] 7oka
    The heated breeze generated
[00:48] 7oka
    by a skilled technician creates
    a refreshing type of perspiration.
SIGN    Löyly
SIGN    HEAT
[00:54] 7yama
    This Löyly stuff is kind 
    of a pain on the face.
[01:01] 7oka
    After the sauna,
[01:03] 7oka
    it's time for a dip in the mineral-rich 
    seawater bath to cool off our heated bodies.
SIGN    Seawater Bath
[01:09] 7oka
    I had no idea a trip to the
    sauna could feel so good!
[01:14] 7oka
    Down here, there's no need
    for filming on location,
SIGN    Locations
[01:17] {Sign
    no worrying about ratings,
SIGN    Ratings
[01:20] {sign
    no complaints from viewers,
SIGN    Complaints
[01:23] {sign
    no overnight editing marathons,
SIGN    Working late
[01:26] {sign
    and no power harassment from the boss!
SIGN    Harassment
[01:28] 7oka
    It's pure bliss.
[01:31] 7oka
    What is this feeling of ecstasy?
    This feeling of satisfaction?
[01:37] 7oka
    Is this what they mean
[01:40] 7oka
    when they say saunas can take you
    to a state of supreme bliss?
[01:45] 7oka
    Here we go... Here it comes...
[01:49] 7oka
    This is it! This is it! Here we go!
[01:55] 7oka
    I'm blissing out!
[01:55] Sign
    Blissing Out
[02:01] 7oka
    Boss, thanks for everything.
[02:04] 7oka
    Good luck with the low ratings
    until your job wraps up.
[02:07] 7oka
    Because I'm spending the rest of my life...
[02:10] 7oka
    enjoying my life!
[02:13] 7guchi
    Damn it, Nanaoka!
    What are you talking about?
[02:17] 7oka
    M-My imaginary boss just talked!
SIGN    Producer
    Nanaguchi
[02:20] 7guchi
    A sauna feels good because you visit it after
    doing your job and working up a good sweat!
[02:26] 7guchi
    You've barely done squat so far!
[02:29] 7oka
    S-Sorry, sir!
[02:30] 7guchi
    Until you get us that scoop
    and win the ratings Triple Crown,
[02:34] 7guchi
    you're banned from the sauna!
[02:36] Sign
    Sauna
    Ban
[02:37] 7guchi
    Now, get back to work!
[02:39] 7oka
    Y-Yessir!
[02:40] 7guchi
    I've always got my eye on you!
[02:43] 7oka
    That's rough!
[02:47] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:48] 7oka
    Man, I was blissing out,
    and now it's ruined!
[02:53] 7oka
    Maybe the boss should take a trip to the
    sauna himself every now and then. Jeez!