E24 - Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #24      Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
[00:15] Sign
    Contract
[00:17] 7oka
    Will we be able to defeat the mysterious
    organization known as NASLAC
SIGN    Minotaur
SIGN    Cyclops
SIGN    Kraken
[00:20] 7oka
    and obtain footage of the Kraken?
[00:26] 7oka
    This size difference is a little too much.
    What am I supposed to do here?
[00:29] 7mori
    I have something that might work.
[00:31] 7mori
    Want to try it?
[00:32] 7oka
    What is it?
[00:34] Label sign
    Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival
[00:35] 7mori
    It's a shakudama fireworks ball from from
    the Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival.
[00:35] Sign
    Firework
[00:39] 7mori
    I was working on the live
    broadcast of the festivities
[00:42] 7mori
    and got it as a memento.
[00:44] 7mori
    Let's toss it at him and blow
    their whole organization up!
[00:50] 7oka
    It's worth a shot.
[00:52] 7mori
    I'll get the camera rolling.
    You throw it, Captain.
[00:55] 7oka
    I've gotta do it?
[00:55] 7mori
    Yes.
[00:56] 7oka
    Seems dangerous...
[00:57] 7mori
    Come on, the fuse is already lit! Go!
[00:58] 7mori
    Hurry, hurry, hurry! Throw it fast!
[01:01] 7oka
    Hey, NASLAC! We're gonna wipe
    you guys out right now!
[01:05] Cyclops
    What could you possibly do
    without Mr. Fujinami's help?
[01:08] 7oka
    We may not have him, but you can have this!
[01:13] 7oka
    We might have no budget, but with a
    fireworks explosion, we'll manage!
[01:17] Both
    Four, five, six—
[01:19] Both
    Go, Nanana!
[01:23] Cyclops
    Hey, i-it's headed this way!
[01:25] Cyclops
    Whoa, s-stop it!
[01:30] Cyclops
    Huh?
[01:32] 7oka
    Hey, what happened?
[01:34] 7mori
    I don't see the firework.
[01:35] 7oka
    Where'd it go?
[01:38] 7yama
    What kind of aim was that?
[01:48] 7mori
    Looks like... the Kraken's gone.
[01:51] 7oka
    I probably should have warmed up first.
[01:56] 7yama
    You didn't go through that
    Maeda Kenta routine first?
[01:58] 7oka
    Can't say I did. That's where you do this, right?
[02:02] 7oka
    And so, our attempt to score big ratings
    ended with nothing to show for it.
[02:07] 7oka
    But as long as mysterious
    creatures lurk in this world,
[02:09] 7oka
    TV Nanana's expedition will continue!
[02:12] 7yama
    Let's go cryptid-hunting again someday.
[02:16] Cyclops
    Hey!
[02:17] Cyclops
    You guys know I'm rarer
    than most cryptids, right?
[02:21] Cyclops
    Why won't you put me on your show?!
[02:23] Cyclops
    I already waived my likeness
    rights and everything!
[02:26] 7oka
    You just don't look like
    you'd get any ratings!
[02:29] Cyclops
    What about if, after you drain one of
    those lakes, you find me in there?
[02:33] 7oka
    You've got no impact.
[02:34] Cyclops
    I'm very impactful!
[02:36] Cyclops
    You could use a bunch of me.
[02:37] 7oka
    For starters, drop this freelance
    thing and get some representation.
[02:41] Cyclops
    In that case, let me join
    Watanabe Productions.
[02:43] 7oka
    If you join, you'd better pay your
    respects to Matsumoto Golgo.
[02:46] 7oka
    All the new talent has to go
    through his workshop first.
[02:50] Cyclops
    Never mind, then. That sounds like a drag.
[02:53] 7oka
    The end!
[02:53] 7oka
    The End
[02:54] Cyclops
    What kind of ending is this?