# E24 - Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNV4389R/exclusive-the-wacky-tv-fireworks-festival)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #24 Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
**[00:15] Sign**
Contract
**[00:17] 7oka**
* Will we be able to defeat the mysterious*
* organization known as NASLAC*
***SIGN*** Minotaur
***SIGN*** Cyclops
***SIGN*** Kraken
**[00:20] 7oka**
*and obtain footage of the Kraken?*
**[00:26] 7oka**
This size difference is a little too much.
What am I supposed to do here?
**[00:29] 7mori**
I have something that might work.
**[00:31] 7mori**
Want to try it?
**[00:32] 7oka**
What is it?
**[00:34] Label sign**
Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival
**[00:35] 7mori**
It's a shakudama fireworks ball from from
the Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival.
**[00:35] Sign**
Firework
**[00:39] 7mori**
I was working on the live
broadcast of the festivities
**[00:42] 7mori**
and got it as a memento.
**[00:44] 7mori**
Let's toss it at him and blow
their whole organization up!
**[00:50] 7oka**
It's worth a shot.
**[00:52] 7mori**
I'll get the camera rolling.
You throw it, Captain.
**[00:55] 7oka**
I've gotta do it?
**[00:55] 7mori**
Yes.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Seems dangerous...
**[00:57] 7mori**
Come on, the fuse is already lit! Go!
**[00:58] 7mori**
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Throw it fast!
**[01:01] 7oka**
Hey, NASLAC! We're gonna wipe
you guys out right now!
**[01:05] Cyclops**
What could you possibly do
without Mr. Fujinami's help?
**[01:08] 7oka**
We may not have him, but you can have this!
**[01:13] 7oka**
We might have no budget, but with a
fireworks explosion, we'll manage!
**[01:17] Both**
Four, five, six—
**[01:19] Both**
Go, Nanana!
**[01:23] Cyclops**
Hey, i-it's headed this way!
**[01:25] Cyclops**
Whoa, s-stop it!
**[01:30] Cyclops**
Huh?
**[01:32] 7oka**
Hey, what happened?
**[01:34] 7mori**
I don't see the firework.
**[01:35] 7oka**
Where'd it go?
**[01:38] 7yama**
What kind of aim was that?
**[01:48] 7mori**
Looks like... the Kraken's gone.
**[01:51] 7oka**
I probably should have warmed up first.
**[01:56] 7yama**
You didn't go through that
Maeda Kenta routine first?
**[01:58] 7oka**
Can't say I did. That's where you do this, right?
**[02:02] 7oka**
* And so, our attempt to score big ratings*
* ended with nothing to show for it.*
**[02:07] 7oka**
* But as long as mysterious*
* creatures lurk in this world,*
**[02:09] 7oka**
*TV Nanana's expedition will continue!*
**[02:12] 7yama**
Let's go cryptid-hunting again someday.
**[02:16] Cyclops**
Hey!
**[02:17] Cyclops**
You guys know I'm rarer
than most cryptids, right?
**[02:21] Cyclops**
Why won't you put me on your show?!
**[02:23] Cyclops**
I already waived my likeness
rights and everything!
**[02:26] 7oka**
You just don't look like
you'd get any ratings!
**[02:29] Cyclops**
What about if, after you drain one of
those lakes, you find me in there?
**[02:33] 7oka**
You've got no impact.
**[02:34] Cyclops**
I'm very impactful!
**[02:36] Cyclops**
You could use a bunch of me.
**[02:37] 7oka**
For starters, drop this freelance
thing and get some representation.
**[02:41] Cyclops**
In that case, let me join
Watanabe Productions.
**[02:43] 7oka**
If you join, you'd better pay your
respects to Matsumoto Golgo.
**[02:46] 7oka**
All the new talent has to go
through his workshop first.
**[02:50] Cyclops**
Never mind, then. That sounds like a drag.
**[02:53] 7oka**
The end!
**[02:53] 7oka**
The End
**[02:54] Cyclops**
What kind of ending is this?