E23 - Collapse! In the Giant Cave

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #23 Collapse! In the Giant Cave
[00:17] 7oka
    The cave suddenly began to collapse.
[00:20] 7oka
    And so, with the buried treasure in our
    possession, we attempted a hasty escape.
[00:25] 7oka
    Heave!
[00:26] Fujinami
    Ho.
[00:27] 7oka
    Heave!
[00:27] Fujinami
    Ho.
[00:28] Fujinami
    Ho. Ho. Ho.
[00:30] 7yama
    That's amazing, Mr. Fujinami... so intense.
[00:33] 7yama
    I feel like my arm might pop off.
[00:34] 7yama
    Mr. Fujinami's power just
    got us past the Nanboku line.
[00:35] Fujinami
    Ho.
[00:36] 7mori
    Whoa...
[00:37] 7yama
    We don't really need to be here, do we?
[00:39] 7yama
    Just look at all the power
    he's generating by himself.
[00:44] 7oka
    Man, this ice isn't budging...
[00:46] 7oka
    What do we do now?
[00:47] 7mori
    What do we do?
[00:47] 7yama
    What to do...
[00:48] Fujinami
    I've got this.
[00:51] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket!
[00:53] 7oka
    The Dragon Rocket!
SIGN    Dragon Rocket
[00:54] 7yama
    That's the move he uses to dive
    on opponents outside the ring.
[00:57] 7yama
    I'd never seen it before.
[00:58] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, you used that
    one on El Canek, too, right?
[01:01] Fujinami
    Probably.
[01:02] Fujinami
    I've used it on lots of guys.
[01:04] 7yama
    He totally forgot whether
    or not he'd done it...
[01:05] Bat
    We meet again, TV Nanana!
[01:09] Bat
    This time I'm going to chow down!
[01:12] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket.
SIGN    Dragon Rocket
[01:14] 7oka
    What an awesome day. We got to see it twice!
[01:17] 7oka
    How's the Dragon Rocket
    feeling today, Mr. Fujinami?
[01:19] Fujinami
    Feeling good today. Nice and sharp.
[01:20] 7mori
    He really is incredible.
[01:22] Fujinami
    See, if I don't pull it off right,
    the other guy can get away.
[01:24] 7oka
    Good point.
[01:25] Fujinami
    So you have to be decisive
    about it. No hesitation.
[01:28] 7oka
    Ow, ow, ow!
[01:29] 7oka
    You don't have to do it now.
[01:30] Fujinami
    You gotta go all-in.
[01:32] 7oka
    But not now.
[01:32] 7yama
    Look, we get it, we get it.
[01:34] 7yama
    Okay. Okay.
[01:34] 7oka
    We understood your explanation.
[01:35] 7oka
    Crap, this whole place is
    collapsing! We've gotta go!
[01:40] 7saka
    Hey, Shigesato!
[01:42] 7oka
    Mr. Shichisaka's still here?
[01:43] 7oka
    Mr. Shichisaka, run! The cave's collapsing!
SIGN    Actor
    Shichisaka Koji
[01:46] 7saka
    I was digging, and the ground fell in under me!
[01:47] 7saka
    Help! You've gotta help me, Shigesato!
[01:51] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket.
[01:52] 7oka
    Oh, Mr. Shichisaka!
[01:54] 7yama
    There he goes...
[01:55] 7oka
    Shichisaka Koji just fell...
    Well, whatever! Keep moving!
[01:57] 7oka
    Come on, hurry!
[02:01] 7oka
    Oh, thank goodness.
    We ought to be in the clear now.
[02:05] 7oka
    Let's take a look at the buried treasure.
[02:08] 7oka
    This is the legendary buried treasure!
[02:11] Fujinami
    Dragon Safe Cracker!
SIGN    Dragon Safe Cracker
[02:13] 7yama
    You can just open it normally...
[02:15] 7oka
    The valuables that had been
    hidden away by the Bakufu
[02:18] 7oka
    were, in fact...
[02:20] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:21] 7mori
    What the...
[02:22] 7oka
    What is this?
SIGN    Red Hot Charm
[02:24] 7oka
    ...the shogun's collection of photo
    books of sexy gravure models.
SIGN    The shogun's favorite
    Gravure photo books
[02:32] 7oka
    Is this for real?
    They said it was a buried treasure.
[02:36] 7yama
    This is what they hid away?
[02:38] Fujinami
    Hey, that's good stuff.
[02:40] 7oka
    It really isn't, Mr. Fujinami!
[02:41] 7yama
    Mr. Fujinami, don't try and spin this.
[02:43] 7oka
    This is the furthest thing from
    the discovery of the century.
[02:46] Fujinami
    Isn't this a treasure in its own way?
[02:50] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, you wanna hit these
    books with your Dragon Rocket?
[02:55] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket.