E20 - Intrusion! Annoying Amateurs

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #20 Intrusion! Annoying Amateurs
[00:17] 7oka
    The TV Nanana crew finally located
    the legendary buried treasure!
[00:23] 7oka
    But then, the entire safe was taken away.
[00:28] 7oka
    Thief! Give that buried treasure back!
[00:31] 7oka
    Who could that giant hand have belonged to?
[00:37] Cyclops
    'Sup?
[00:38] 7oka
    Man, you guys again?
SIGN    Holy Beast
    Cyclops
SIGN    Holy Beast
    Minotaur
[00:40] Cyclops
    We figured you'd come after the
    buried treasure, so we were waiting.
[00:44] Cyclops
    When are you gonna do that special on me?
[00:47] Cyclops
    I've been keeping my schedule clear, waiting.
[00:49] 7oka
    I made no such promise.
[00:52] 7oka
    You wouldn't get us good ratings.
[00:53] Cyclops
    Of course I would.
[00:54] Cyclops
    Which do you think is more rare,
    me or some buried treasure?
[00:58] Cyclops
    Just write up the outline already.
[00:59] 7oka
    Give the safe back!
[01:00] Cyclops
    Yeah, right.
[01:02] Cyclops
    If you want it back,
    just try and take it from me.
[01:05] 7oka
    Nanayama, go and take the safe back by force.
[01:09] 7oka
    Dealing with amateurs is one
    of an AD's most critical jobs.
[01:12] Cyclops
    I'm not an amateur.
[01:14] Cyclops
    I've done voiceovers.
[01:16] Cyclops
    And I do food segments all the time.
[01:18] 7oka
    Uh, hello, Mr. Fujinami?
[01:19] Cyclops
    Not listening, huh?
[01:21] 7oka
    There's this weird giant
    messing with us right now.
[01:24] 7oka
    Could you maybe teach us some
    moves to use on him? Please.
[01:28] Fujinami
    Oh, it's the dirt-poor TV station.
[01:31] Fujinami
    I'm doing this castle tour
    thing I've gotten into,
[01:33] Fujinami
    so I'm kinda busy...
[01:34] 7oka
    Castle tour? Did you go to Himeji again?
[01:38] Fujinami
    Oh, Himeji Castle is great!
[01:40] Fujinami
    Y'know, another good one is Hikone.
[01:43] Fujinami
    And the ＃％＄＆～ is good, too.
[01:44] 7oka
    Y'know, I thought so, too.
[01:46] 7oka
    So you really like castles, huh?
[01:48] Fujinami
    They're great.
[01:49] 7yama
    Ever stayed at a hotel
    that looked like a castle?
[01:51] 7mori
    What the...
[01:52] Fujinami
    A castle hotel?
[01:53] Fujinami
    Well, a while back...
[01:54] Fujinami
    There were a lot of inns in
    Japan that tried to do that.
[01:56] 7yama
    Right.
[01:56] Fujinami
    They were made of wood and everything.
[01:58] Fujinami
    But nowadays, it's like,
    the hotels are more modern-style.
[02:01] Fujinami
    But if you ask me, I prefer
    the wooden sort of—
[02:05] Fujinami
    Inoki, too... Sometimes after a match,
[02:07] Fujinami
    we'd go to one of the castle-esque ones...
[02:08] 7oka
    Is that Mr. Fujinami?
[02:10] 7mori
    Are you kidding me?
[02:10] 7yama
    Is that really him?
[02:11] Fujinami
    Those were good trips.
[02:12] 7oka
    What is he...
[02:12] 7oka
    You're kidding me.
[02:13] 7mori
    Huh?
[02:13] Fujinami
    Young guys today, you mention
    checking out castles to them,
[02:15] 7yama
    Mr. Fujinami?
[02:16] Fujinami
    and they vanish into thin air.
[02:17] 7yama
    That can't be him, right?
[02:18] 7oka
    No, it definitely is.
[02:19] Fujinami
    ＃＄％＆＃＄％＆.
[02:20] 7yama
    He's not looking this way at all.
[02:22] 7oka
    Look at that pink sweatshirt he's got on.
[02:24] 7oka
    That's the same as the Macho Dragon jacket.
[02:27] 7yama
    Oh, you're right.
[02:28] 7mori
    It is.
[02:30] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami.
[02:31] Fujinami
    Oh, it's the dirt-poor TV station.
[02:33] 7oka
    There he is, the real deal.
[02:34] 7mori
    It's really him.
SIGN    Pro Wrestler
    Tatsumi Fujinami
[02:35] 7yama
    He heard us, right?
[02:36] 7oka
    What the heck?
[02:36] 7mori
    He's so close...
[02:37] 7yama
    For real?
[02:38] 7oka
    S-So this is the castle you were at?
[02:39] Fujinami
    Yeah.
[02:40] 7oka
    Listen, you can keep enjoying the
    view, but could you be in our corner?
[02:43] 7oka
    Just for a while.
[02:46] Fujinami
    Sure thing.
[02:47] 7oka
    Sweet!
[02:48] 7oka
    And so, with Tatsumi Fujinami in our corner,
[02:50] 7oka
    we set about removing some annoying amateurs.
[02:53] Cyclops
    Fujinami's got nothing to do with this.
[02:55] Cyclops
    Don't drag him into it.
[02:56] Fujinami
    Sure thing.