E2 - Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 2    Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew boarded
    a boat prepared by the station
[00:18] 7oka
    and headed toward dangerous waters.
[00:21] 7oka
    This boat apparently has three
    lavish meals a day, open-air bathing,
SIGN    Super affordable!
SIGN    Enjoy a voyage on a chartered boat!
[00:21] Brochure signs
    Three meals a day    Open air-bathing    All you can drink
[00:24] 7oka
    and all the free drinks you want.
[00:27] 7oka
    But that's a load of crap!
[00:29] 7oka
    The three meals are all squid,
SIGN    Three meals a day
[00:32] 7oka
    and the bath is a vinyl kiddie
    pool with a bucket of seawater!
SIGN    Open-air bathing
[00:35] 7yama
    Smells gross.
[00:36] 7oka
    Plus the captain is drunk 24/7...
SIGN    Captain
[00:40] 7yama
    So the captain is the one who
    can drink as much as he wants?
[00:43] 7oka
    Man, the station screwed us over again!
[00:45] 7oka
    Let's cancel and head back.
[00:47] 7yama
    Nah, I doubt that'd work. It's too late.
[00:50] 7oka
    What makes you say that?
[00:53] 7yama
    I mean, do you see any way out of this?
[00:55] 7oka
    Huh?
[00:59] 7oka
    Hey, Nanayama. Go get eaten. Act as bait.
[01:02] 7yama
    What are you talking about?
[01:03] 7oka
    I mean, they should mellow out a little
    after eating one of us, right?
[01:07] 7oka
    Just... jump in its mouth!
[01:08] 7yama
    But... But why?
[01:10] 7oka
    We can use that chance to escape. Go on.
[01:13] 7yama
    So you'd just be running away?
[01:15] Captain
    Y'all leave them boys to me!
[01:18] Captain
    I'm fixin' to show you boys
    what a real sailor can do!
[01:21] Captain
    Keep them eyes peeled—
[01:24] 7oka
    He's totally red-faced.
[01:26] Captain
    I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
    and he was was bros with Toba Shichiro!
[01:30] Captain
    So we're gonna be... okay!
[01:32] 7oka
    Wait, what? Brothers in what sense?
[01:35] Captain
    Okay, left!
[01:37] Captain
    And right!
[01:38] Captain
    And left... is a fake-out for a right!
[01:42] Captain
    And then up we go!
[01:44] 7yama
    It's like drunken kung fu.
[01:45] 7oka
    Wait, was he getting hammered on purpose?
[01:47] 7mori
    I guess the station wasn't
    just looking at the price.
[01:49] 7mori
    They knew the captain had serious
    skills when they chartered this boat!
[01:53] 7oka
    That has to be it!
[01:55] 7oka
    With this guy as our captain, we should
    be able to make it through anything!
[01:59] 7yama
    Man, he's really picking up the pace.
[02:01] 7yama
    These are some tricky moves.
[02:02] 7oka
    Maybe the captain's on a roll.
[02:05] Captain
    A little wave like this ain't nothin'!
[02:10] 7oka
    Whoa, whoa, close one!
[02:11] 7mori
    Careful now!
[02:12] 7oka
    Cutting it close, Captain!
[02:13] Captain
    Nah, nah, nah!
[02:15] 7yama
    Hey, it's that thing from the Titanic!
[02:18] 7oka
    Wait, is he gonna...
[02:19] Captain
    Upsy-daisy!
[02:21] 7oka
    He dodged it!
[02:23] 7oka
    This is is an amazing
    cost-performance ratio.
[02:25] 7oka
    With this boat, we should be able to get to
    the Banana Triangle even with no budget!
SIGN    A Focus on Cost-Performance
[02:30] 7oka
    All right!
[02:32] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:33] 7oka
    Four! Five! Six!
[02:33] 7yama
    Four... Five... Six...
[02:33] 7mori
    Four? Five? Six?
[02:36] 7oka
    Go, Nana—
[02:38] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:41] 7oka
    Captain?
[02:42] Captain
    Y'all leave this to me!
[02:45] Captain
    I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
    and he's bros with Toba Shichiro!
[02:50] Captain
    So this'll be no—
[02:52] 7yama
    So... second episode's the last episode?
[02:55] 7yama
    What's gonna happen next week?