E2 - Top Secret! Mission Impossible

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #2 Top Secret! Mission Impossible
SIGN    TV Nanana
[00:16] N
    TV Nanana has been bought out by
    the massive Nanazon corporation,
[00:21] N
    putting us all in danger of being laid off.
[00:24] 7guchi
    If that maniac finds us, we're done for.
[00:27] 7Oka
    Quit pushing.
[00:27] 7guchi
    So don't make any noise, got it?
[00:30] 7oka
    Quit pushing!
[00:31] 7guchi
    Listen up, boys...
[00:32] 7oka
    It hurts.
[00:33] 7guchi
    If you want the expedition
    crew to survive this...
[00:35] 7oka
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[00:36] 7guchi
    ...then shut up and follow me!
[00:38] 7oka
    Boss! You're the one being loud!
[00:40] 7yama
    So are you, though.
[00:41] 7oka
    What?!
[00:41] 7guchi
    Shh! Quiet!
[00:42] 7oka
    Who's being loud?! Is it you?!
[00:43] 7guchi
    I just told you, it's you!
[00:44] 7yama
    You're louder than the banging in the vent.
[00:44] 7oka
    Is it Nanaguchi?
[00:47] 7oka
    Boss, we're getting laid
    off either way, right?
[00:50] 7oka
    What's the point in running?
[00:52] 7guchi
    I wouldn't give up yet.
[00:54] 7guchi
    If we can net high enough ratings,
[00:57] 7guchi
    they'll have to reconsider.
[01:00] 7guchi
    You're heading to a site right now!
[01:02] 7oka
    Wait, now?!
[01:05] 7oka
    What's the plan here?
[01:07] 7oka
    I don't wanna deal with that
    weird keena thing again.
[01:09] 7guchi
    The keena is ancient history!
[01:12] 7guchi
    The audience is always
    hungry for something new!
SIGN    Secret Project
SIGN    (Reviewed)
SIGN    TV Nanana Expedition Crew
[01:18] 7guchi
    Here, take a look at this.
[01:22] 7oka
    Let's see here...
[01:25] 7oka
    Wh-What the?!
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
[01:28] 7oka
    "Sure-Fire Discovery!"
SIGN    - New Project Proposal -
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
SIGN    Unearthing the Banagawa Buried Treasure
[01:29] 7oka
    "Unearthing the Banagawa Buried Treasure!"
[01:36] 7oka
    Didn't I see this on another network?
[01:37] 7yama
    I think I did.
[01:38] 7oka
    Right?
[01:39] 7yama
    Totally.
[01:39] 7guchi
    Have you heard about the
    Banagawa buried treasure?
[01:41] 7oka
    Is this for real?
[01:42] 7guchi
    It's supposed to be some legendary
    trove that the Banagawa shogunate
[01:46] 7guchi
    stashed in the mountains
    hundreds of years ago.
[01:48] 7oka
    We're ripping someone off, aren't we?
[01:49] 7guchi
    The big networks of the day
SIGN    Search for the Banagawa Buried Treasure!!
[01:51] 7guchi
    dragged their star actors
    and writers into the search,
SIGN    Mount Nanashiro
[01:55] 7guchi
    spending a fortune of their own in
    the process to make a show out of it!
[02:00] 7guchi
    It garnered attention from the public
[02:03] 7guchi
    and had good ratings over the years,
SIGN    Search for the Banagawa
    Buried Treasure!!
[02:07] 7guchi
    but in the end, they never found
    the treasure, and it was canceled.
SIGN    The End
[02:13] 7guchi
    But if they got high ratings
    without even finding anything...
[02:18] 7guchi
    then actually finding something would
    net even bigger ratings, wouldn't it?!
[02:23] 7oka
    Oh, this is bad.
[02:24] 7guchi
    So you boys are going to
    find the actual treasure
[02:29] 7guchi
    and score the highest ratings in history!
[02:34] 7guchi
    You've got no budget,
    but you'll figure it out!
[02:38] 7guchi
    Four! Five! Six!
[02:42] 7oka
    What're you doing?
[02:45] 7guchi
    Go, Nanana!
[02:47] 7oka
    I knew he'd pull something like this!
[02:50] 7Guchi
    And don't spend any money!
[02:53] 7Yama
    We know.
[02:55] 7Yama
    This is how we're starting, huh?