E19 - Infiltration! The Giant Tower

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #19 Infiltration! The Giant Tower
[00:16] 7oka
    Our crew has managed to reach
    the interior of the castle tower
SIGN    Legend of the Buried Treasure
[00:20] 7oka
    where the buried treasure is located.
[00:24] 7oka
    Ugh, and here we are in
    another place full of traps!
[00:29] 7oka
    Watch yourselves.
[00:30] 7oka
    Move carefully. Watch, I'll go first.
[00:32] Duo
    Okay.
[00:33] 7oka
    Ready?
[00:33] Both
    Okay.
[00:35] 7oka
    And here I go!
[00:41] 7oka
    Got it? Now, follow me.
[00:43] 7yama
    We're pretending that didn't happen?
[00:44] 7oka
    I've never been in a place like this before.
[00:46] 7yama
    You're editing this one yourself, aren't you?
[00:48] 7oka
    Follow my lead.
[00:50] 7oka
    Okay, here we go... ready, and...
[00:51] 7mori
    Er, wait, what?
[00:53] 7oka
    Huh?
[00:53] 7yama
    Do you suck that bad? Can you not even jump?
[00:55] 7oka
    Wait, why...
[00:56] 7yama
    Do you not know how to jump?
[00:58] 7oka
    Why didn't it...
[00:59] 7yama
    What do you mean, why?
[01:01] 7oka
    You...
[01:01] 7yama
    I think you might be trying to jump too soon.
[01:02] 7oka
    Who is?
[01:03] 7oka
    Too soon? But, I mean...
[01:04] 7mori
    We want to jump past this. Hurry up.
[01:05] 7yama
    I jumped, seriously.
[01:07] 7yama
    What button are you pressing?
[01:09] 7oka
    You press B to dash, right?
[01:10] 7yama
    You don't have to dash! What?
[01:12] 7oka
    B is dash, right?
[01:13] 7yama
    Just watch us, okay?
[01:14] 7yama
    Here we go. We're jumping it.
[01:16] 7oka
    Okay.
[01:16] 7yama
    See how easy that was?
[01:17] 7oka
    Wait, but that's...
[01:18] 7mori
    It's really easy.
[01:19] 7yama
    We're even carrying gear.
[01:21] 7oka
    Look, I get it.
[01:23] 7yama
    So come on.
[01:24] 7oka
    Yeah, but... it's just... y'know...
[01:26] 7yama
    Aw, come on.
[01:29] 7yama
    Huh?
[01:30] 7mori
    From the beginning again?
[01:31] 7oka
    Look, I did jump. Something's weird here.
[01:33] 7oka
    Maybe I need more forward momentum.
[01:35] 7yama
    That's true. At least you get that much.
[01:36] 7oka
    What am I doing wrong?
[01:38] 7oka
    Hey, there's a zombie!
[01:39] 7yama
    See?! Look what happened!
[01:40] 7mori
    It's the machine dummy! 
    What do we do, what do we do?
[01:42] 7yama
    This happened because you
    were taking too long.
[01:44] 7mori
    Uh, let's just take my peel off, and there!
[01:46] 7mori
    Okay!
[01:48] 7oka
    All right! He slipped and fell. Good.
[01:50] 7yama
    We're going on ahead.
[01:51] 7mori
    We're gonna see what things are like ahead.
[01:52] 7oka
    H-Hang on, what am I supposed to do?
[01:54] 7yama
    Just hold on for a sec. Just a sec.
[01:55] 7mori
    There's a rope. That should be easy.
     Just hop off of here,
[01:58] 7mori
    and then use this to go up...
[02:00] 7oka
    You guys gonna be okay by yourselves?
[02:02] 7mori
    Yeah, we're fine.
[02:03] 7yama
    Okay, okay, okay.
[02:04] 7mori
    Oh, hey, there's some bouillabaisse here.
[02:07] 7mori
    Now this is some delectable bouillabaisse...
[02:10] 7oka
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a sec!
    Don't eat that bouillabaisse!
[02:13] 7oka
    Hey, stop!
[02:15] 7oka
    Look, now the bat's here,
    because you ate it!
[02:19] 7yama
    There's a bat where you are?
[02:20] 7oka
    There is! Who's gonna beat him?
[02:23] 7yama
    Okay, hang tight for a sec. I'll be right there.
[02:25] 7oka
    Nanayama!
[02:26] 7yama
    I'm on the way.
[02:27] 7oka
    Hurry! He's coming at me!
[02:28] 7yama
    Check this out. look how fast I can go.
[02:30] 7oka
    The bat's almost here!
[02:31] 7yama
    Here we go.
[02:32] 7yama
    My special technique, caltrops!
[02:35] 7yama
    There! Got it!
[02:36] 7oka
    All right, nicely done, Nanayama.
[02:38] 7yama
    I did it.
[02:39] 7oka
    That was good work. Excellent!
[02:40] 7yama
    Thanks.
[02:40] 7oka
    Nice!
[02:41] 7yama
    Right.
[02:42] 7oka
    Just what I'd expect from my AD.
[02:44] 7yama
    Why'd you try to walk over here?
[02:46] 7mori
    Hey, wh-what happened?
[02:49] 7yama
    Did you just get so excited that
    you tried to walk over to me?
[02:52] 7oka
    Well, I tried to jump...
[02:55] 7yama
    We're never getting past
    the first stage, are we?