E19 - Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #19     Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter
[00:16] 8
    The legendary octopus-hunting master
    should know where the Kraken is.
SIGN    Octopus Dojo
[00:21] 7oka
    With that clue, we sought out the dojo 
    where the master was said to train.
SIGN    Octopus Dojo
SIGN    Octopus Hunting Dojo
[00:26] 7oka
    How are we supposed to know
    which one is the master?
[00:32] Takohashi
    Octopus Snatching, Nagoya-Style!
SIGN    Nagoya-Style Octopus Snatching
[00:37] Takohashi
    Octopus Hunting, 16 Taps-Per-Second!
SIGN    16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Snatching
[00:41] Takohashi
    Yes!
[00:44] 7oka
    There he is! That's gotta be
    our legendary octopus hunter,
[00:49] 7oka
    Master Takohashi!
SIGN    Octopus Hunter
    Master Takohashi
[00:51] Takohashi
    You should only hunt octopus
    for one hour a day!
[00:54] Takohashi
    Hey there. I'm the master, Takohashi.
[00:58] 7oka
    He really is a master!
[00:59] 7mori
    Y'know, that urban legend said he died,
    but he's looking as spry as ever.
[01:04] 7oka
    Master Takohashi, could you tell
    us where to find the Kraken?
[01:07] Takohashi
    I'm honestly kind of busy
    with my lessons right now.
[01:12] 7oka
    What's that for?
[01:13] Takohashi
    Asking for my fee, my man.
[01:15] Takohashi
    You guys are a TV crew,
    so you're ready to pay, right?
[01:17] Takohashi
    And with a major station, that means
    a little juicier than average.
[01:21] Sign
    Requesting a fee
[01:22] Takohashi
    No fee means no interview.
[01:25] 7oka
    Damn it, he's got experience with TV.
[01:27] 7oka
    Man, our budget is blown
    already. What do we do?
[01:30] 7mori
    Captain, Captain! What if instead
    of cash, we offer him this?
[01:35] Sign
    TV Nanana Exclusive
    Novelty Merchandise
[01:36] 7mori
    It's a grab bag of TV Nanana
    novelty merchandise.
[01:42] 7mori
    Really rare stuff,
    the kind fans go nuts for!
[01:47] 7oka
    Wait, isn't this stuff that was
    cluttering storage at the office?
[01:50] 7oka
    Look, he's just staring!
[01:53] 7oka
    I think you actually offended
    him! He's gonna get mad.
[01:56] Takohashi
    What is this?! Oh, awesome!
[01:58] Takohashi
    I can seriously have this?!
[02:00] 7oka
    And that'll cover your fee?
[02:01] Takohashi
    You bet it will!
[02:03] Takohashi
    I mean, this is one of those special
    Bananamesh Night see-through thongs!
[02:09] Takohashi
    Man, I always wanted a pair!
[02:12] Sign
    Bananamesh
[02:12] Sign
    See-Through Thong
[02:12] Takohashi
    I was gonna give them to
    my girlfriend as a gift,
[02:14] Takohashi
    so I entered the contest to win a pair,
[02:16] Takohashi
    but the show ended before I could get them.
[02:20] Takohashi
    I swear, these used to be harder to
    get a hold of than a new DQ release.
[02:24] 7oka
    I see.
[02:25] Takohashi
    This is the best fee I could ask for.
[02:27] Takohashi
    As thanks, I'll be glad to take you to
    the spot the Kraken... appears... at.
[02:31] 7oka
    Oh, okay.
[02:33] 7oka
    You'll take us to where the Kraken appears?
[02:36] Takohashi
    Hang on, can I do that again?
[02:38] Trio
    Oh, no, no, it's fine, don't worry.
[02:39] Trio
    As long as you get the idea across.
[02:39] Takohashi
    Let's go to the Kraken!
[02:42] 7oka
    Thank you so much, Master Takohashi.
[02:43] Takohashi
    All right, let's have a quick
    snack and then get a move on!
[02:48] Sign
    16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Chopping
[02:48] Takohashi
    16 Taps-Per-Second octopus chopping!
[02:52] Takohashi
    Yes!
[02:55] 7yama
    Y'know, there's such a thing as knives.