E18 - Octopus! Hachiro's Pub

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #18     Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
[00:15] Sign
    Pub
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition team has come across a pub.
[00:19] 7yama
    I'm amazed they've got one on this island.
[00:24] 7oka
    Man, where the hell is that Kraken?
[00:27] 7oka
    The shoot isn't making any progress at all.
[00:29] Hachiro
    Here you go!
[00:31] Hachiro
    I'm impressed you folks found
    our little establishment.
[00:34] Hachiro
    It's been twenty years since someone
    from off the island came by!
[00:40] Hachiro
    I wonder what became of those fifteen boys...
[00:44] 7oka
    They grew up to be fifteen
    middle-aged dudes.
[00:48] Hachiro
    Here you go! Octopus with
    wasabi, deep-fried octopus,
[00:51] Hachiro
    octopus tempura, and your order of takoyaki.
[00:54] 7oka
    Whoa, who ordered this stuff?
[00:56] 7oka
    It's nothing but octopus!
[00:59] 7oka
    Mister, do you have any
    recommendations? Or maybe a menu?
[01:05] 7oka
    The owner looks like an octopus, too!
[01:07] 7oka
    I thought he actually was one for a sec!
[01:10] 7yama
    His name's even Hachiro.
[01:12] 7oka
    "Hachi," like "eight."
[01:14] 7oka
    All this egregious octopus foot wiring...
[01:17] 7oka
    Even the cushions have
    a suction cup pattern!
[01:20] 7oka
    What's with this place?
    It's all-you-can-octopus!
[01:23] Hachiro
    Our special today is right over there!
[01:26] Sign
    Today's special!
    Super Popular ♥
    Octopus-cut wieners 500
    Slightly spicy!
    Octopus rice 700
[01:27] 7mori
    Looks like the specials today are the
    octopus-cut wieners and octopus rice.
[01:31] 7oka
    It's like they've got octopus on the brain.
[01:35] Register Octopus
    Two, four, six, octopus...
[01:37] Register Octopus
    Two, four, six, octopus...
[01:39] Hachiro
    The fact of the matter is,
[01:42] Hachiro
    Nanagashima happens to be globally
    famous as a top octopus-catching spot!
SIGN    The Big One! Nanagashima
[01:46] Hachiro
    That's why we opened a pub that's got a
    laser focus on all our octopus dishes!
[01:53] 7oka
    You sure this isn't overkill?
[01:55] 7oka
    Because it's honestly on the
    verge of being annoying.
[01:58] 7mori
    I'd agree.
[01:58] Hachiro
    It's not annoying at all!
[02:00] Hachiro
    We take pride in our octopi!
[02:03] Hachiro
    We can serve any kind of
    octopus you can think up!
SIGN    Nanagashima-farmed Kraken
[02:06] Hachiro
    We've even got the hookup for the
    giant octopus itself, the Kraken!
[02:09] Sign
    Kraken Tentacle
[02:10] 7oka
    Wait, you know the Kraken?!
[02:13] Hachiro
    Of course we do!
[02:16] Hachiro
    With 140 years in the business,
[02:18] Hachiro
    we've bet it all on the noble octopus!
[02:21] Hachiro
    When it comes to octopi...
[02:24] Hachiro
    We're octoperfectionists!
SIGN    Octoperfectionists
[02:27] 7oka
    We've finally got a lead!
[02:29] 7oka
    I knew we could count on a guy who
    cares this much about octopus!
[02:31] 7oka
    Let's get to work on the shoot!
SIGN    Ika-san? Ika-san! Phone for you!
[02:38] Trio
    Ika?
[02:39] Trio
    Ika means squid, though.
[02:40] Trio
    This is an all-octopus place.
[02:41] 7oka
    Who the heck is Ika?
[02:42] Hachiro
    I am this pub's owner:
[02:44] Sign
    Owner Ika Hachiro
[02:45] Hachiro
    Ika Hachiro!
[02:49] 7oka
    After all that octopus talk,
    your name is basically Mister Squid?
[02:52] 7yama
    It really ought to be "Tako."
[02:54] Hachiro
    Yes, this is Ika speaking!