# E18 - Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #18 Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
**[00:15] Sign**
Pub
**[00:16] 7oka**
*The expedition team has come across a pub.*
**[00:19] 7yama**
I'm amazed they've got one on this island.
**[00:24] 7oka**
Man, where the hell is that Kraken?
**[00:27] 7oka**
The shoot isn't making any progress at all.
**[00:29] Hachiro**
Here you go!
**[00:31] Hachiro**
I'm impressed you folks found
our little establishment.
**[00:34] Hachiro**
It's been twenty years since someone
from off the island came by!
**[00:40] Hachiro**
I wonder what became of those fifteen boys...
**[00:44] 7oka**
They grew up to be fifteen
middle-aged dudes.
**[00:48] Hachiro**
Here you go! Octopus with
wasabi, deep-fried octopus,
**[00:51] Hachiro**
octopus tempura, and your order of takoyaki.
**[00:54] 7oka**
Whoa, who ordered this stuff?
**[00:56] 7oka**
It's nothing but octopus!
**[00:59] 7oka**
Mister, do you have any
recommendations? Or maybe a menu?
**[01:05] 7oka**
The owner looks like an octopus, too!
**[01:07] 7oka**
I thought he actually *was* one for a sec!
**[01:10] 7yama**
His name's even Hachiro.
**[01:12] 7oka**
"Hachi," like "eight."
**[01:14] 7oka**
All this egregious octopus foot wiring...
**[01:17] 7oka**
Even the cushions have
a suction cup pattern!
**[01:20] 7oka**
What's with this place?
It's all-you-can-octopus!
**[01:23] Hachiro**
Our special today is right over there!
**[01:26] Sign**
Today's special!
Super Popular ♥
Octopus-cut wieners 500
Slightly spicy!
Octopus rice 700
**[01:27] 7mori**
Looks like the specials today are the
octopus-cut wieners and octopus rice.
**[01:31] 7oka**
It's like they've got octopus on the brain.
**[01:35] Register Octopus**
Two, four, six, octopus...
**[01:37] Register Octopus**
Two, four, six, octopus...
**[01:39] Hachiro**
The fact of the matter is,
**[01:42] Hachiro**
Nanagashima happens to be globally
famous as a top octopus-catching spot!
***SIGN*** The Big One! Nanagashima
**[01:46] Hachiro**
That's why we opened a pub that's got a
laser focus on all our octopus dishes!
**[01:53] 7oka**
You sure this isn't overkill?
**[01:55] 7oka**
Because it's honestly on the
verge of being annoying.
**[01:58] 7mori**
I'd agree.
**[01:58] Hachiro**
It's not annoying at all!
**[02:00] Hachiro**
We take pride in our octopi!
**[02:03] Hachiro**
We can serve any kind of
octopus you can think up!
***SIGN*** Nanagashima-farmed Kraken
**[02:06] Hachiro**
We've even got the hookup for the
giant octopus itself, the Kraken!
**[02:09] Sign**
Kraken Tentacle
**[02:10] 7oka**
Wait, you know the Kraken?!
**[02:13] Hachiro**
Of course we do!
**[02:16] Hachiro**
With 140 years in the business,
**[02:18] Hachiro**
we've bet it all on the noble octopus!
**[02:21] Hachiro**
When it comes to octopi...
**[02:24] Hachiro**
We're octoperfectionists!
***SIGN*** Octoperfectionists
**[02:27] 7oka**
We've finally got a lead!
**[02:29] 7oka**
I knew we could count on a guy who
cares this much about octopus!
**[02:31] 7oka**
Let's get to work on the shoot!
***SIGN*** Ika-san? Ika-san! Phone for you!
**[02:38] Trio**
Ika?
**[02:39] Trio**
Ika means squid, though.
**[02:40] Trio**
This is an all-octopus place.
**[02:41] 7oka**
Who the heck is Ika?
**[02:42] Hachiro**
I am this pub's owner:
**[02:44] Sign**
Owner Ika Hachiro
**[02:45] Hachiro**
Ika Hachiro!
**[02:49] 7oka**
After all that octopus talk,
your name is basically Mister Squid?
**[02:52] 7yama**
It really ought to be "Tako."
**[02:54] Hachiro**
Yes, this is Ika speaking!