E18 - Astonishment! The AD with the Super Skill

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #18 Astonishment! The AD with the Super Skill
[00:17] 7oka
    The breathtaking battle 
    between the mole kunoichi
SIGN    Kunoichi
SIGN    Shogun
[00:20] 7oka
    and the mechanical shogun rages on.
[00:29] 7yama
    Hey, Captain, maybe you should
    get in there and help.
[00:32] 7oka
    I'm not really seeing any
    room for me to intervene.
[00:35] 7yama
    Really?
[00:37] 7oka
    Wait, look!
[00:38] 7oka
    There's the power switch!
SIGN    Power switch
    to cut off the shogun's power
[00:41] 7oka
    If we can flip that, 
    the shogun will lose power!
[00:44] 7mori
    Captain, let's sneak behind 
    them and throw the switch.
[00:52] 7oka
    Hang on a sec.
[00:54] 7oka
    There are too many caltrops.
    We can't get any closer!
SIGN    Caltrops
[00:59] 7oka
    Well, this sure was stupid.
[01:02] 7oka
    Why'd she have to toss them over here?
[01:07] 7oka
    W-Well? Can you reach it?
[01:08] 7mori
    No, not even close.
[01:09] 7yama
    You couldn't tell just by watching?
[01:11] 7oka
    Go!
[01:12] 7mori
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[01:13] 7oka
    Come on, boys, go!
[01:14] 7mori
    You're not moving forward at all, Captain.
[01:17] 7yama
    Though I think the way the caltrops are
    poking my feet is improving my circulation.
[01:20] 7oka
    Then keep on moving forward!
[01:22] 7yama
    It still hurts, though...
[01:25] 7oka
    Hey, h-hang on, whoa, stop, stop.
    Stop shaking down there!
[01:25] 7yama
    Can you reach?
[01:27] 7mori
    Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[01:28] 7yama
    Can you reach it? Are you there?
[01:29] 7oka
    Hell no!
[01:30] 7mori
    Leaning this far is...
[01:31] 7oka
    Hey, stop shaking!
[01:32] 7yama
    This isn't happening. Let's...
    Let's try something else.
[01:32] 7oka
    Just... just push it! 
    Get in there and... boop!
[01:35] 7oka
    Quick.
[01:36] 7yama
    Okay, what if I throw you over
    there with a giant swing,
[01:39] 7yama
    and then you hit the switch?
[01:40] 7oka
    Uh, no, because right after I do,
     I'll land in those caltrops.
[01:44] 7yama
    Well, how else do we reach it?
    This isn't working.
[01:47] 7oka
    Yeah, I guess not.
[01:48] Shogun
    You thieving scoundrels!
[01:51] Shogun
    For trying to plunder the
    buried Banagawa treasure,
[01:55] Shogun
    I, Tsunayoshi, as the
    fifth mechanical shogun,
[01:58] Shogun
    shall vanquish you!
[02:04] 7oka
    Let's just give up.
[02:05] 7yama
    That seems a bit abrupt.
[02:06] 7oka
    My feet hurt, okay? This shoot is canceled.
[02:09] 7oka
    Let's give up on the buried treasure.
[02:11] 7oka
    Nanayama, do a death impression.
[02:13] 7yama
    No way. I'm not gonna go through that again.
[02:16] 7oka
    Come on, man, do it.
[02:19] 7yama
    Wait, hang on a second.
[02:21] 7yama
    I think the poking has really
    helped with my circulation...
[02:25] 7oka
    Just get to the death impression.
[02:27] 7yama
    Okay, so my arms are gonna stretch,
    and I'm gonna hit the button.
[02:33] 7yama
    You know how your arms sometimes stretch?
SIGN    "Sometimes at TV Nanana"
SIGN    Due to under-staffing, sometimes 
    an AD's arms will be really stretchy.
[02:36] 7mori
    That... doesn't happen.
[02:37] 7yama
    Yours don't get stretchy when
    you soak them in warm water?
[02:40] 7oka
    Dude, we're not slime creatures.
[02:42] 7yama
    They kinda go "bwooo" and
    extend, all languid-like.
[02:45] 7oka
    Hey, kunoichi, say something.
SIGN    Applause!
[02:48] 7ko
    Grand prize...
[02:50] 7yama
    Thanks for that.
[02:53] Shogun
    TV Nanana...
[02:56] Shogun
    is dreadful.