E17 - Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #17     Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
[00:16] 7oka
    Oh, crap, I'm getting hungry.
[00:18] 7mori
    Should we order lunch with these guys?
[00:21] 7oka
    The Nuber Eats delivery service?
[00:23] 7oka
    Nanayama, use them get us some lunch.
[00:26] 7yama
    How am I ordering anything
    without a smartphone?
[00:28] 7oka
    Ain't it your job as an AD to figure that out?
[00:31] 7oka
    So figure it out, and get us lunch!
[00:33] 7yama
    It'll be a miracle if this works, but...
SIGN    Niinuma
    Messenger Pigeon
[00:35] 7yama
    Go for it!
[00:38] Saru
    Hey there! Your Nuber Eats is here!
[00:40] 7yama
    It worked! And really quickly!
[00:43] Saru
    Got a lunch order right here.
[00:44] Saru
    Sorry about the delay.
[00:46] Saru
    Here!
[00:47] 7yama
    Aren't you the monkey who was
    an AD with us, but quit right away?
SIGN    Former AD
    Saruoka
[00:50] Saru
    Oh, Senpai! Good to see you again.
[00:52] 7yama
    I knew it.
[00:53] Saru
    Yeah, I figured since I was getting a new
    job, I'd start over. Like, from childhood.
[00:57] 7yama
    I don't know what that means.
[00:58] Saru
    Here!
[00:59] 7yama
    Here's the money. Can I get a receipt?
[01:01] Saru
    Senpai...
[01:02] 7yama
    What? Is it not enough?
[01:03] Saru
    See, we accept mobile payment only.
[01:06] Saru
    Gonna have to pass on the cash!
[01:09] Saru
    Well, then, 'scuse me!
[01:10] 7yama
    Wait, what happens now?
    If I don't have a phone.
[01:12] Saru
    In that case, the order gets canceled,
    and I scarf it down instead.
[01:16] 7yama
    Don't scarf anything, okay?
[01:18] 7yama
    Is there any other way I can pay?
[01:21] Saru
    I guess we technically take mobile
    messenger pigeon payment.
SIGN    Mobile Messenger Pigeon Payment
[01:24] 7yama
    What exactly is "mobile
    messenger pigeon payment"?
[01:26] Saru
    You gotta tie the cash to the pigeon.
[01:29] 7yama
    All right, all right.
[01:30] Saru
    Then you let it go.
[01:31] 7yama
    Okay, I send it off, right.
[01:32] Saru
    And then, once it gets back, you're all set.
SIGN    Poh
SIGN    Poh
[01:35] 7yama
    Uh, that chirp sounded
    suspiciously like "PayPay."
[01:38] 7yama
    Is "mobile messenger pigeon
    payment" even a real thing?
[01:40] Saru
    You bet. We added it this year.
[01:42] 7yama
    Well, whatever.
[01:43] 7yama
    The captain's waiting,
    so I gotta get a move on.
[01:47] Saru
    Hey, if it's a rush, you can use this baby.
[01:49] Saru
    I tricked it out, so it's fast as hell.
[01:51] 7yama
    Oh. Thanks.
[01:56] 7yama
    Exactly how did you trick this thing out?
    It seems like a regular old tricycle.
[01:59] Saru
    The black paint is aftermarket.
[02:01] 7yama
    I don't think that counts.
[02:03] 7yama
    Honestly, I think the extra paint
    makes it a little heavier.
[02:05] 7yama
    And aren't I technically delivering
    it now? Do I work for Nuber Eats?
[02:08] Saru
    Bro, you are hilarious!
[02:10] 7yama
    I wasn't joking, though.
[02:12] 7yama
    Whatever, at least we're here.
[02:13] 7yama
    Time to hand over these lunches.
[02:15] Saru
    Sure thing.
[02:17] 7yama
    Whoa, what is this?
[02:19] 7yama
    What is in these lunches?
[02:21] Saru
    They're our specialty.
[02:22] Saru
    "Miscellaneous all-banana lunch."
SIGN    Miscellaneous
    All-Banana Lunch
[02:26] Saru
    I could kill for some of this.
    Mind if I grab a bite?
[02:30] Saru
    Seriously, looks so good.
[02:30] 7yama
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[02:31] 7yama
    We can't eat these.
[02:33] Saru
    Wait, why not?
[02:34] 7yama
    You seriously can't tell?
[02:35] 7yama
    We're bananas.
[02:37] 7yama
    So we're not eating these.
[02:38] Saru
    Oh, so it's, like, not allowed?
[02:39] 7yama
    Exactly!
[02:40] 7yama
    Man, this sucks. What am I
    gonna do about lunch now?
[02:43] 7yama
    The captain's already mad. He's so hungry.
[02:46] 7yama
    How many times do I have to
    tell you to not try to eat me?
[02:49] Saru
    Oh, my bad!
[02:50] 7yama
    Come on... Don't spit it out! What is with you?
[02:53] Saru
    You taste worse than you look!
[02:54] 7yama
    The lunches are right here! Not that
    you're allowed to eat them, either.
[02:57] Saru
    Got it.