# E17 - Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P59NQY/order-in-popular-lunch-delivery)<br>
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are Wacky TV Nanana!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wacky TV Nanana
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;#17     Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
<br>**[00:16] 7oka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, crap, I'm getting hungry.<br>**[00:18] 7mori**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should we order lunch with these guys?<br>**[00:21] 7oka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Nuber Eats delivery service?<br>**[00:23] 7oka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nanayama, use them get us some lunch.<br>**[00:26] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How am I ordering anything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without a smartphone?<br>**[00:28] 7oka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ain't it your job as an AD to figure that out?<br>**[00:31] 7oka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So figure it out, and get us lunch!<br>**[00:33] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be a miracle if this works, but...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Niinuma<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Messenger Pigeon
<br>**[00:35] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go for it!<br>**[00:38] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey there! Your Nuber Eats is here!<br>**[00:40] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It worked! And really quickly!<br>**[00:43] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got a lunch order right here.<br>**[00:44] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry about the delay.<br>**[00:46] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here!<br>**[00:47] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you the monkey who was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an AD with us, but quit right away?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Former AD<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saruoka
<br>**[00:50] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Senpai! Good to see you again.<br>**[00:52] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew it.<br>**[00:53] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I figured since I was getting a new<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;job, I'd start over. Like, from childhood.<br>**[00:57] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know what that means.<br>**[00:58] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here!<br>**[00:59] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's the money. Can I get a receipt?<br>**[01:01] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senpai...<br>**[01:02] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Is it not enough?<br>**[01:03] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See, we accept mobile payment only.<br>**[01:06] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gonna have to pass on the cash!<br>**[01:09] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, then, 'scuse me!<br>**[01:10] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what happens now?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I don't have a phone.<br>**[01:12] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, the order gets canceled,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I scarf it down instead.<br>**[01:16] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't scarf anything, okay?<br>**[01:18] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is there any other way I can pay?<br>**[01:21] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess we technically take mobile<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;messenger pigeon payment.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mobile Messenger Pigeon Payment
<br>**[01:24] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What exactly is "mobile<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;messenger pigeon payment"?<br>**[01:26] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You gotta tie the cash to the pigeon.<br>**[01:29] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, all right.<br>**[01:30] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then you let it go.<br>**[01:31] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I send it off, right.<br>**[01:32] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then, once it gets back, you're all set.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poh
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poh
<br>**[01:35] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, that chirp sounded<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;suspiciously like "PayPay."<br>**[01:38] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is "mobile messenger pigeon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;payment" even a real thing?<br>**[01:40] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You bet. We added it this year.<br>**[01:42] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, whatever.<br>**[01:43] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The captain's waiting,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I gotta get a move on.<br>**[01:47] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, if it's a rush, you can use this baby.<br>**[01:49] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I tricked it out, so it's fast as hell.<br>**[01:51] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh. Thanks.<br>**[01:56] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exactly how did you trick this thing out?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems like a regular old tricycle.<br>**[01:59] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The black paint is aftermarket.<br>**[02:01] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think that counts.<br>**[02:03] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly, I think the extra paint<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;makes it a little heavier.<br>**[02:05] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And aren't I technically delivering<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it now? Do I work for Nuber Eats?<br>**[02:08] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bro, you are hilarious!<br>**[02:10] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wasn't joking, though.<br>**[02:12] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever, at least we're here.<br>**[02:13] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time to hand over these lunches.<br>**[02:15] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure thing.<br>**[02:17] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, what is this?<br>**[02:19] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is in these lunches?<br>**[02:21] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're our specialty.<br>**[02:22] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Miscellaneous all-banana lunch."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miscellaneous<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All-Banana Lunch
<br>**[02:26] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could kill for some of this.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mind if I grab a bite?<br>**[02:30] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, looks so good.<br>**[02:30] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, whoa, whoa...<br>**[02:31] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't eat these.<br>**[02:33] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, why not?<br>**[02:34] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You seriously can't tell?<br>**[02:35] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're bananas.<br>**[02:37] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So we're not eating these.<br>**[02:38] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, so it's, like, not allowed?<br>**[02:39] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exactly!<br>**[02:40] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, this sucks. What am I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gonna do about lunch now?<br>**[02:43] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The captain's already mad. He's so hungry.<br>**[02:46] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How many times do I have to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell you to not try to eat me?<br>**[02:49] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my bad!<br>**[02:50] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on... Don't spit it out! What is with you?<br>**[02:53] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You taste worse than you look!<br>**[02:54] 7yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lunches are right here! Not that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're allowed to eat them, either.<br>**[02:57] Saru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it.<br>