E15 - Romance! The Mysterious Shared House

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #15  Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
[00:16] 7oka
    In our pursuit of the monstrous
    octopus known as the Kraken,
[00:18] 7oka
    we decided to split up to search the island.
[00:21] 7mori
    Huh? There's an abandoned building
    out in the middle of nowhere.
[00:25] 7mori
    Excuse me? Anybody there?
[00:27] 7mori
    Excuse me?
[00:29] Bibirin
    Who're you?
[00:30] 7mori
    I'm looking for a giant octopus.
[00:32] 7mori
    Have you ever seen one?
[00:34] Bibirin
    Who are you? Seriously, who are you?
[00:35] 8mori
    Whoa, put the knife down, please!
[00:37] 8mori
    I'm sorry I bothered you! I'll go now.
[00:39] Bibirin
    Wait, are you the new cast
    member? Is that you?
[00:41] 7mori
    No, no...
[00:43] Bibirin
    Man, don't scare me like that. I thought
    you were some kind of weirdo.
[00:48] Bibirin
    Hey, we've got a guest.
    Try to look presentable.
[00:51] Tsubuyan
    Wait, seriously? Who the hell are you?
[00:53] 7mori
    He's our new member.
[00:56] Tsubuyan
    He is?
[00:57] Tsubuyan
    It's been so long, I was starting to
    wonder if it was just gonna be us.
[01:00] Tsubuyan
    So you're finally here!
[01:01] 7mori
    New member of what?
[01:04] 7oka
    This is a shared house
    known as Meetings Manor.
SIGN    Meetings Manor
[01:08] 7oka
    This is where the curtain will now rise
[01:10] 7oka
    on a reality show about men and women
SIGN    Bibirin: Jewelry Designer
[01:11] 7oka
    who will be living together,
[01:13] 7oka
    after meeting for the first time!
SIGN    Tsubuyan: Model
[01:15] Bibirin
    Hey, hey, there's a pool over
    there! Let's go for a swim.
[01:18] Tsubuyan
    It'd be way more fun to check out
    the mall. Let's hit the mall.
[01:21] Tsubuyan
    Come on, come on.
[01:21] Bibirin
    Can't you go by yourself?
[01:23] Tsubuyan
    Y'know, the thing about a mall is,
    the food court is always super noisy!
[01:26] Bibirin
    What are you talking about?
[01:27] Tsubuyan
    Food courts are super noisy!
[01:29] Bibirin
    Noisy how?
[01:30] Tsubuyan
    Let's go! It'll be so noisy!
[01:31] 7mori
    So... about the Kraken...
[01:31] Bibirin
    I don't care!
[01:32] Tsubuyan
    Like, have you seen the loud families
    that show up? Let's check it out!
[01:36] Bibirin
    You should seriously just go yourself.
[01:38] Tsubuyan
    What kind of loser goes to the 
    mall by herself? It's a mall!
[01:41] Bibirin
    Wait, Nanamon, you work in TV?
[01:44] 7mori
    Yes, I'm a cameraman, actually.
[01:46] Bibirin
    Oh, wow, are you for real?
[01:48] Tsubuyan
    What kind of shows did you work on, then?
[01:50] 7mori
    I'm actually on a shoot for
    an exploration show right now.
[01:52] 7mori
    We're trying to get the first
    footage ever of the Kraken,
[01:54] 7mori
    a legendary creature no one
    has ever caught on film.
[01:57] Bibirin
    Oh, the Kraken, huh?
[01:59] Bibirin
    I know about that. I've seen it.
[02:02] 7mori
    You've seen the Kraken? Really?
[02:04] Bibirin
    We basically know all the
    secrets of the Kraken.
[02:07] Tsubuyan
    I saw it, too. I think it was last week?
[02:10] Bibirin
    What's with you? It was
    the day before yesterday.
[02:13] Tsubuyan
    The day before yesterday was last week!
[02:15] Tsubuyan
    The "day before yesterday" can be last week!
[02:16] Bibirin
    No, really, it was the day before yesterday.
[02:18] Tsubuyan
    I'm saying it was also last week!
[02:18] Bibirin
    But it wasn't last week. 
    It was the day before yesterday.
[02:20] 7mori
    I actually don't care when it was,
    but did you really see the Kraken?
[02:24] 7mori
    Could you tell me about it?
[02:26] 7mori
    If we manage to film it, we might be
    able to land the ratings Triple Crown.
[02:29] 7mori
    Where did you see it?
[02:30] Bibirin
    Simmer down there, Nanamon.
[02:33] Bibirin
    You're not supposed to learn a lady's
    secrets until after you become a couple!
[02:36] 7mori
    What about the Kraken?
[02:37] Bibirin
    Again with this Kraken thing?
[02:39] Tsubuyan
    Oh my God, seriously?
[02:40] Tsubuyan
    Nanamon, you just don't
    understand true love.
[02:43] Tsubuyan
    That's why you keep going
    on about the Kraken.
[02:46] 7oka
    Will our intrepid staff member be able to
    drag the Kraken's secret out of these ladies?
[02:51] Tsubuyan
    The thing about a mall, you see,
    is that the food court is noisy.
[02:55] Tsubuyan
    It is, like, super noisy.